Ding! Dong! Ever tried to potty train a toddler while navigating the aisles of Target? We've been there, and this week, we're sharing some of our funniest and most chaotic tales of parenthood. From the challenge of potty training to the unexpected joy of making new friends on our parenting journey, our stories are packed with laughter, surprises, and a whole lot of love. We even share our memorable experience at a wild Chuck E Cheese birthday party and a family trip to Brewery X - because parenting is not just about the messy moments, but also about the wonderful friendships and celebrations.
Have you ever been hooked by an online stranger, only to discover they weren't who they claimed to be? We go deep into the murky world of 'catfishing' and why it's become a modern social concern. Starting from the intriguing origin of the term to sharing real-life experiences from our listeners, we uncover the motivations and warning signs behind this deceptive practice. And while we're on the topic of deception, we also get candid about the types of people that really grind our gears. From conversation interrupters to chronic one-uppers, we hold nothing back in this lively discussion about our biggest pet peeves.
If you're a fan of celebrity gossip, we've got you covered with the latest on Hollywood breakups, including Danny Masterson's divorce and the Love is Blind couple who didn’t make it. We then shift to a lighter note with our anonymous advice segment, where we dish out some wisdom while navigating tricky conversations. So, whether you're a frazzled parent, a cautious online dater, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, we invite you to join us for an hour filled with real talk, hearty laughs, and plenty of relatable content.
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Ding! Dong! Ever tried to potty train a toddler while navigating the aisles of Target? We've been there, and this week, we're sharing some of our funniest and most chaotic tales of parenthood. From the challenge of potty training to the unexpected joy of making new friends on our parenting journey, our stories are packed with laughter, surprises, and a whole lot of love. We even share our memorable experience at a wild Chuck E Cheese birthday party and a family trip to Brewery X - because parenting is not just about the messy moments, but also about the wonderful friendships and celebrations.
Have you ever been hooked by an online stranger, only to discover they weren't who they claimed to be? We go deep into the murky world of 'catfishing' and why it's become a modern social concern. Starting from the intriguing origin of the term to sharing real-life experiences from our listeners, we uncover the motivations and warning signs behind this deceptive practice. And while we're on the topic of deception, we also get candid about the types of people that really grind our gears. From conversation interrupters to chronic one-uppers, we hold nothing back in this lively discussion about our biggest pet peeves.
If you're a fan of celebrity gossip, we've got you covered with the latest on Hollywood breakups, including Danny Masterson's divorce and the Love is Blind couple who didn’t make it. We then shift to a lighter note with our anonymous advice segment, where we dish out some wisdom while navigating tricky conversations. So, whether you're a frazzled parent, a cautious online dater, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, we invite you to join us for an hour filled with real talk, hearty laughs, and plenty of relatable content.
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Welcome back to All Tricks. We are the number one relationship parenting.
Speaker 2:Everything podcast that comes out once every two months. We're totally in that category.
Speaker 1:I'll take a little bit of blame. I've been a little lazy, a little bit of drunk. What else We've been busy.
Speaker 2:Like we always are. It's not working. It's not cutting it anymore. We're all busy.
Speaker 1:That's not an excuse. But yeah, we're here to give you a nice juicy episode.
Speaker 2:Oh, juicy, we're glad to be back, though. So let's catch up on what we've been going through. I know last time, you know, we had a lot of new things going on, and now we're continuing. So our first thing that we've been doing, which has been taking up a lot of our time potty training. We're potty training Nucky.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and it's been rough. I think I've been more hands on with this one, which is barely You've been pinky on. I've been hand on.
Speaker 2:You've been pinky on.
Speaker 1:I mean, I don't know I don't want to say something too crazy, but the moms do it right. The moms are better at it than I think, the dads.
Speaker 2:I mean, the moms are better on it, but because we have to be, because you don't attempt.
Speaker 1:So I've been helping.
Speaker 2:My favorite, though, is when we were potty training. We were at someone's, we were talking to someone, and you said like, oh, you've been more strict this time potty training, with like the schedules and the alarms and everything. And I was like, no, no, I did the same thing for the other two. I do not remember you setting minutes five minutes intervals of timing and putting it on the yeah 15 minutes.
Speaker 1:And then it stopped after the first couple of days. But, he, because he's good at saying potty, now it's just poop. He's good at telling us and then, bring on, I was like, okay, I'm going to go to the market, just sit him on the toilet. And I was like, yeah, we tell you, tells me. And then all I hear was crying. And then I look and then a big pee puddle on the floor and I was fucking pissed. God see, fucking guy did yeah, but he's good Shit, he's not that good.
Speaker 2:We're working on a couple of times he did in the toilet. My favorite thing, though, is that we'll sit him on the toilet and he'll say I'm not working.
Speaker 1:He says not working. Okay, okay, okay. Sit down for 10 seconds at least before you let it work. Yeah, he doesn't want to sit on the toilet, he wants to be free. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I kind of have like a little bone to pick with target because it was me and him. We were walking through target. I mean I love target but we were walking through and he I had my car because I was buying stuff for birthday parties and stuff and he said mommy go potty. And I was like oh no, I was in the back of target and I had to sprint. I had to sprint through target pushing the cart with a baby saying mommy go potty, mommy, mommy do potty. Because he says do potty, mommy do potty, mommy do potty.
Speaker 2:Mommy do potty, mommy do potty and I'm like, okay, okay. So I feel like target maybe should have toilets in the back, not just in the front, because we had to run to the front park, our cart walk up there. They should have toilets in the back.
Speaker 1:No, that's not a bad suggestion. I don't think just for target, I think for every big department store it's always like one restroom somewhere, and either in the front or the back location.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's not just if your potty training is just in general. Like you know, you got to go potty. You have to use the bathroom, excuse me sir, Where's the potty? What does my uncle say? Go pee pee. He says go pee pee.
Speaker 1:And I said we were someone.
Speaker 2:I said I don't think you should be saying that. And he was like, what do you mean? And my aunt was next to us and she said, yeah, there's kids around.
Speaker 1:And kids didn't say pee, pee.
Speaker 2:Well, strange, but I guess, yeah, but so I feel like target should have at least two bathrooms.
Speaker 1:That's a good idea, for sure.
Speaker 2:So that was our, you know our little potty training moment.
Speaker 1:We're still. We're still in the process of potty training.
Speaker 2:We are. We're working it out with a little baby underwear, but our next one is bubby's birthday.
Speaker 1:Was wild. Chuck E cheese wild.
Speaker 2:And a metronic wild.
Speaker 1:It was wild on the old visa debit card as well.
Speaker 2:A baby rave who?
Speaker 1:knew who knew Chuck E cheese was so expensive. Okay, we did have kind of a lot of people this time, because we are surprisingly making new friends and we're actually hanging out with new people, which is very interesting.
Speaker 2:Okay, surprising, but the people we've met have been super cool.
Speaker 1:So cool and who thought there were cool people? Other than us, other than like our circle, you know, because we're just so used to our own circle going to the same spots in Whittier. Yeah, burrito track, uptown, 2067, 40 the same spots, but living where we are now, we're sport parents, so we meet other people and we've developed some relationships and it's cool.
Speaker 1:We've invited them to Chuck E cheese men in people's houses and it's kind of like damn, this is who I wouldn't have thought in a million years we'd be be here having friends, you know we went to a brewery today, brewery X, and I know how one of our friends came down with their kids and their friends with our kids and it was fun, it was a good time yeah.
Speaker 2:And I was just talking to my friends who were there and I was like this is where we are now. Like we, not that like we, actually they're really cool, everyone we've met have been super cool. But we're in our point in life where we're like, okay, our friends are, our babies are friends with these, these kids, and you know we, you know we can't just be like no, no, no, no. I think, luckily, luckily, they're cool people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're very cool. I think that's a tip in general is people always say, oh, I want new friends, or you hear that right, yeah, it's good to put yourself out there. When people say, put yourself out there, do something like take a fucking college class or be closed off. Yeah, go do an activity where other people are at and maybe you'll meet some new friends. And it's weird to even say because we wouldn't. I don't know. I was, my relationship relationship was, my book was closed and now it's a flurishing.
Speaker 2:Oh, we've got that cool and you're writing in the book it's fucking crazy, but it's good.
Speaker 1:I mean, put yourself out there to make friends and you'll meet some good people.
Speaker 2:It's fun. Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 1:But if you plan a Chuck E G Party and there's more than like take out alone, if there's like we did have quite a lot of people, we had like what 40 people.
Speaker 2:A lot of people which before we've had like less than 10.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we had her birthday party there a couple years ago, right?
Speaker 2:No, it was champs birthday party.
Speaker 1:And we had like six people there but we rented the whole table and we're like, oh, this is crazy. And now, a couple years, later we needed to. We needed too long. There was like 40 people.
Speaker 2:It was fucking but it was it came up to like $800 a Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 1:Are you serious? Actually, more 801.
Speaker 2:Chuck E is thriving. That's why he's not an animatronic anymore. That's why he's all skinny Jean Dowell. That's fucking got a wardrobe update Wow.
Speaker 1:It was expensive, but we had a lot of people and those salads were like seven bucks before and now they're like 1413 bucks. You're one person and I bought like 18 of them probably. Oh my.
Speaker 2:God Okay. But it's a cheat talking.
Speaker 1:Anyway, it was fun, it was a good time it was fun, and so can we.
Speaker 2:Cheers to that. Let's cheers to new friends.
Speaker 1:No new friends, yes, new friends.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, cool new friends Cheers.
Speaker 1:Cheers, holy shit.
Speaker 2:That was cute. But ice is baby crispy Anyway so our next thing is we are soccer parents once again, and that is why we have this little ball right in front of us. If you can't see us, there's a little white soccer ball. Why is that? Because champ, his second game, got the game ball, the hat trick banger.
Speaker 1:He scored three goals that game. I couldn't be more proud. I was so stoked. Side note you're a pretty hot soccer mom.
Speaker 2:You're a bad.
Speaker 1:Um, anyway, I always I'm hard on champ when we practice or during the game. I'm kind of yelling and everyone's like damn, are you the coach? And I'm like no, I'm just a fucking grumpy parent. Um, but we practice once this week, just me and him. I'm not trying to take the credit, you know, but oh God, here we go.
Speaker 1:I was working with him and kids that age when the balls were going around. They're, they're swarming it right Like flies on shit, but I'm like, dude, just stay on the outside. The ball will come to you every time, I promise you, and I just practice with them doing that and it happened. The first goal was a freaking beauty slam that ball to the back of the net.
Speaker 2:It was incredible Um but he was with his left.
Speaker 1:He did no the second one was with his left and then, yeah, so he scored three goals and the coach was like all right parents. And I kind of walked over there and he was like I have a, I have this game ball. It's just someone who worked really hard today. They shot what they're left and right foot. I said, damn, is this champ? I was like let me get my phone. And by the time I got my phone out, he was kind of done with this speech and he says game ball champ. And I was just like, oh my God, I didn't have my phone. I almost told him to do it again. But, uh, champ has been like super pumped. He's worked really hard and we're stoked for him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's always worked very hard. He's, he's got a passion for it and he's, you know he tries his hardest. We said that about baseball too, yeah.
Speaker 1:Whatever he does.
Speaker 2:He tries his hardest, so I think it was. It was like a little you know, push for him and he's like yeah, I can do this, I got this.
Speaker 1:I'm like see the way it feels due to score goals. Now, you know how it feels to just do it every time.
Speaker 2:I do have to say, though, too, we um, we came from. We woke up super early because we had to go to a birthday party in Newport beach. Oh my God, and they played they played in the sand at the beach for, like I don't know, four or five hours, and then we drove back. He took maybe like a 45 minute nap and then went straight to his game. It was two minutes late, yeah, so he, he was a trooper and he still got the game ball and tried his hardest.
Speaker 1:Most the second half. He wanted to play defense because he was like so tired.
Speaker 2:He was staying out in the back.
Speaker 1:He was staying in the back and I was like, oh, that's fine I guess, but it's been fun Anyway, yeah.
Speaker 2:So our topic for today is I was trying to play a fish.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, no way Goop.
Speaker 2:Goop, goop, goop Jesus.
Speaker 1:Christ.
Speaker 2:Catfish.
Speaker 1:Catfish baby Catfish.
Speaker 2:Not the.
Speaker 1:TV show. But actually I mean, the TV show made it fucking popular.
Speaker 2:That was real.
Speaker 1:Love the TV show. Actually, the TV show made that term. I think yeah, they did.
Speaker 2:So this was actually an idea from and I have to get credit to her Twiggy. Twiggy tattoos Twiggy tattoos I was getting tattooed by her and we're just talking about dating life and everything and she told me that she got catfished. She did. She did recently, yeah, pretty recently, yeah what she was on an app and she got catfished by someone and she was like man. It sucks, it's hard. We want to have her as a guest, so I don't want to give her story 100% away, but she was catfished and so she was like man. You guys got to talk about it. So this episode is thanks to Twiggy.
Speaker 1:Thanks, Twiggy. Thank you, Twiggy. Hit her up. What are you? What are you? California?
Speaker 2:Okay, so the definition of a catfish is a fish with a flat head and long hairs around its mouth that lives in river lakes. That's so good. This is kidding. It's a person who pretends to be someone else online. A catfish uses fake photos and sometimes a false persona to find friends or romantic partners on the internet.
Speaker 1:Okay, so what does catfish mean? Why do they call it that?
Speaker 2:Oh, I have that, but we have polls.
Speaker 1:Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 2:So our polls were do you know what catfishing is? I better be 100%. You I mean almost 92% said I've seen all 1000 episodes of the show which it's a lot of episodes, but it's good. 8% said no, is that a new TikTok dance? Um? The next one was have you been catfished or catfished someone? And 15% said yes, I've done my share of fishing, so they've either catfished someone or been catfished. That sucks. 85% said no, no fishing for me.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And then we asked for any catfishing stories. No one had any. But we did have we did have someone answer say none, but I'm definitely obsessed with the show, which I am too.
Speaker 1:Like I don't know, maybe a couple of years ago the show was kind of like cheesy and for some reasons, since you've been watching it lately, like I've been doing research, I uh, a couple nights ago I was like let's watch catfish and then like watching it, I was like why the fuck did I say this to watch this. It was good still, but I was like I'm not going to lie, cammie's a little pretty.
Speaker 2:A little pretty, she's so pretty.
Speaker 1:She's kind of a babe.
Speaker 2:She's so pretty Even everyone that when they see you they're like you're pretty, she's so pretty, what about Neve. Oh, I love me.
Speaker 1:Is he pretty?
Speaker 2:No, I mean I just love Neve. I love Neve because he's always there for the people that are being catfish, like he stands up for them.
Speaker 2:And you know, max, I that's what that was my favorite thing about Max that he always there was one where it was like an 18 year old girl and it was like this 40 something girl, the man, and he was like you're what everyone you know doesn't want, like he was like you're what everyone thinks of a catfish and he, like was just laying into this guy about this poor little girl who was catfish from and he was like he takes care of them, like they, they take care of them, their feelings, like so that's what I love. But I was really jealous cause my friend Becca was in the Hamptons and.
Speaker 2:I was like did you see anyone famous? And she was like oh yeah, I saw Neve and I went, oh, my God, you saw me. Did you see his chest hair?
Speaker 1:I said there's a trademark, new trademark. It is pretty nice. They might hit on it. You want to like comb your fingers through it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, so where does the name come from? In the documentary, one of the characters explains how, when cod is transported from Alaska to China, the meat becomes tasteless by the time it reaches its destination. To keep the cod active and agile, fisherman put live catfish in the tanks. So he he's quoted as saying and there are those people who catfish in life and they keep you on your toes, they keep you guessing, so they get that.
Speaker 1:I remember that creepy old dude, it was the. It was the, the wife's husband, the wife who liked Neve, everything. It was her husband that said that.
Speaker 2:Wait, she had a husband, right yeah?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but he was like that's the smartest thing you said.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I remember they like took him out back in time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I remember that Shit.
Speaker 2:That's crazy, yeah. So why do people catfish?
Speaker 1:Because they're fucking crazy.
Speaker 2:I mean no, but there are a handful of what.
Speaker 1:Well, I will All right damn caramel.
Speaker 2:They're not all crazy People have different reasons. Okay, so there's a handful of reasons, but it can be a scam people just trying to get money, or it could be a means of entertainment, unfortunately, or things like blackmail, or it could just be they want companionship or to find someone to date. You know they might be a little insecure about dating, so that's their way of doing it. Okay, so that's why people catfish. Here are some signs someone may be catfishing. So if you're on your apps, look up at it.
Speaker 1:I know all the signs just from the show probably Okay.
Speaker 2:well then do tell us please.
Speaker 1:I think if you talk on the phone a lot and not want to FaceTime, is one. Not FaceTiming is that one? Okay, not meeting up is one. Coming up with a bunch of excuses Like making excuses all the time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there could be one.
Speaker 1:Let's see what else Saying you don't have social media, everyone has fucking social media.
Speaker 2:That's kind of one.
Speaker 1:Kind of one saying you don't have a last name. Do you like my only MacLeven? I'm just kidding, I mean that one up.
Speaker 2:I have a first name only I'm Sid I refer to me as Prince. I'm Prince, I'm Prince, okay so some signs they don't have many followers or friends on social media. That's a big one.
Speaker 1:Wait a couple. Okay, I have a buddy, oh, it's a buddy, and he would always be like hey Foo, look at this girl, she wants to meet up and I look at it instantly. I know it's a fake ass, Foo, and it's a catfish.
Speaker 2:That's a faff. We'll make it a new thing a faff of fake ass Foo.
Speaker 1:A faff. She's a faff. She has like two followers, she follows like 5,000 people and her pictures are fake as fuck. They're like.
Speaker 2:What does that mean, though? What are fake pictures to guys?
Speaker 1:It's of the same girl but they're just like Altered. They don't seem like a normal picture that people post. It seems like out of a magazine or something like one of those photo.
Speaker 2:It's like a picture of Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 1:It's like they post professional pictures, I mean so you could tell it's fake. You're like dude, this person's not real at all. And I told him and this happened to this guy two times, and the last time he's like I'm gonna meet up with her. And I said, all right, dude, let me know how it goes. I was like let me know if you get robbed or if it's real. And then I met up with him and he's like ah, I didn't meet up with her and I was like duh, she's fucking false bro. She probably asked you for money, he said. She did Like oh, I'm trying to get my. I need to pay my cell phone.
Speaker 2:I need to get to you. Can you pay for me to get to you?
Speaker 1:It was like he's like, okay, pay, and then hit me up later. But I'm like he's oblivious, I'm like, dude, don't be an idiot. But yeah, I have to say that.
Speaker 2:Fucking guy. Okay. And the next one is they don't want to FaceTime or video chat. The next one is their cameras are often quote unquote broken or not working. That is a good one and I just saw them where they were. Like I have a flip phone.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, so I can't?
Speaker 2:I mean some people might have a flip phone.
Speaker 1:That shit would work in 2007, 2008.
Speaker 2:They're very uncommon, so you know that might be a red flag. They're very uncommon. They don't want to meet in person and their story seems fishy or too good to be true, like if it's just we've seen a lot where their models, or there was that one where that guy thought he was talking to Katy Perry. Remember he thought he was lying. We watched it together. He thought he was talking to Katy Perry for like eight plus years.
Speaker 2:Something like a long amount of time and he even, like, had his grandma's stone put in a ring for her and they even went and did cat fit, like they caught up to the person who was cat fishing him and a few weeks later you know how they do the catch up and she was, like he's still messaging me saying like hey, katy, like I know it's okay, you can admit now it's you like, so he's probably a little.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't know, but he still thought it was her Jesus. Yeah, actually, my favorite one, I wanna hear my favorite one. I've been told, twiggy, it was this guy and he was like hey, I've been talking to this girl since I, you know, since the MySpace days.
Speaker 2:He was like since we were 13. And she sent me like all these messages and they were like have she sent you pictures of her? He was like, yeah, I have pictures of her, I have nudes of her. Like I have everything. Like it's her, it's gotta be her. Come to find out. The actual girl messages him and says, hey, so it's not me.
Speaker 1:That has to suck.
Speaker 2:I need to meet with you. So they all met together on Zoom. This was like during the time of COVID, and the mom comes on and her, and it turns out the mom has been messaging guys, not just him, multiple guys. Oh.
Speaker 1:I think that may have remembered that one.
Speaker 2:And they were like wait, but how were you sending nudes with your face and everything? And the mom was going through the daughter's phone.
Speaker 1:I fucking remember that.
Speaker 2:The mom was going through the daughter's phone getting her own nudes that she was taking of herself.
Speaker 1:I remember this one.
Speaker 2:And sending them to guys via, like she's Xbox and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Dude, that is crazy, isn't that?
Speaker 2:crazy.
Speaker 1:I think if it were aired now she'd have charges pressed against her. That's fucking weird. Oh shit, I would. That's fucking crazy remember that one.
Speaker 2:That's crazy your own daughter.
Speaker 1:I wish the episodes were as crazy as that one, cause lately they've been kind of cheesy, you know, like there's just people who just want to get airtime, so they call in and they're all working together and shit, but yeah.
Speaker 2:That one was good. That was my favorite one. I mean not favorite, sorry happened. The last sign is they ask for money. So you know, if someone asks for money in any sort of circumstance, then it's.
Speaker 1:Strange? Yeah, it's not. I hate that.
Speaker 2:It's not it. So if you suspect someone is catfishing, here's just a few little hints. Give me, I feel, a little hints of what to do. Don't click on any links.
Speaker 1:No, don't ever yeah trust your gut.
Speaker 2:Don't talk to them, block them. You don't even have to say anything to them, just you know Blocked, just say bye, he, he. If you need actual proof, I even found this website and I think it's what they use on catfish. It's called social catfish and you can verify a person's identity on that.
Speaker 1:Damn. So if you need to check someone, Go to social catfish, or you could even just google. You know, be, be smart and know that you're not getting for it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what do they do?
Speaker 1:image, image like google image.
Speaker 2:Yeah, do that too. Um, you could report them if your financial information is compromised. Oh, no you gotta, you know, go to the bank, do we gotta do immediately go to the poll? Each yeah and our the last one is never send money ever ever, ever, ever. Even if they're like, hey, I need five bucks, I just gotta get to the corner.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they'll fucking hack into your holy count, yeah yeah, for sure, just no one. Nobody.
Speaker 2:Okay, now it's time for Ask man that was a pretty quick topic, was it?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's, but the thing about catfishing is that it's like straight to the point, like be smart on who you talk to on the line. Google movie reference wasn't that?
Speaker 2:I feel like paul rodd said that, or something.
Speaker 1:Vince Vaughn said that. Oh, on the line. Yeah, just be careful who you talk to online if they don't have, like a good paper trail or whatever, you can't find them or they don't want to talk History. Anything that should be a red flag, but the money thing too, and some people are fucking dumb and they send it.
Speaker 2:I mean, they're not dumb, they're just hopeful they're hopeful, nice people who have a big heart sometimes there's people who want to help people you know that's definitely a more positive outlook from my side.
Speaker 1:I know, don't just judge. Yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2:Okay so be careful. Yes, just watch out for yourself. You know it's hard on those apps. Yeah, so keep one eye open always. Next is art. Where are you gonna sing with me, ask man? Oh god, I wish you didn't sing with me then, geez. Anyways what are some type of people you can't stand Whites.
Speaker 1:I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2:Our kids have parents, our kids friends. Parents are white.
Speaker 1:I'm just joking around my neighbors, my neighbors. That's why I said that, because they're fucking racist.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, well, they do suck.
Speaker 1:They suck horribly bad.
Speaker 2:Um adults who make their birthday your problem. Um people who are rude to white staff your grandpa okay, you're kidding okay, okay, okay. I want to give them sorry type of person that always has to be the center of attention.
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm Becca. I'm gonna sing you I don't like being the center of attention. I do not like that. I do, you do.
Speaker 2:Win. Win, win you win, that's, that's it, win, win win, win, when, when. People that rudely interrupt someone speaking to tell their story, and especially those that don't even acknowledge that they interrupted someone.
Speaker 1:Okay, I have a problem of interrupting, and it's like even in general conversation, when, like, people are telling me something, I like just say, oh yeah, and I sometimes I'm like, fuck, I don't let people talk.
Speaker 2:Okay, but see, the fact that you notice that that means you're like not because I've had that too, where I've had a friend like telling me their issues and I've been like you try to sympathize with them. Sure, and I've been like, oh yeah, because you know I've had this too up, so and so did this like blah blah blah, and so you're just trying to, like you know, sympathize with them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm starting to pick up on it more and I like, after like a couple times, I'm just like, okay, I'm not gonna say shit, let me just hear their whole side and then then I'll, I'll talk.
Speaker 2:Cute. Look at you learning, oh my god Know what else. Who's insult and to write anything outside their circle? Mm-hmm, give me People who try to make other people look bad to make themselves look good.
Speaker 1:I hate that shit. Yeah, that's the worst.
Speaker 2:But also like why do you need to put people down? You don't need to put anyone down, people who can dish it out but can't take it.
Speaker 1:What? Why are you looking at me like that? That's not me. I can dish it out. Oh please, I can't take it.
Speaker 2:Oh, shelly Shelly.
Speaker 1:I can't take it.
Speaker 2:You can't, because you will say if there's something about like a girl or a guy, like you'll say something about a girl.
Speaker 1:What do you mean?
Speaker 2:Or anything like anything, just talk shit about random girls, and then if I say something that's like to the same extent, you'll be like oh, what do you? What would just happen? Where you said something and I said the complete, like the male version, you were like well, that's different, that's not fair, that's that's different, that's complete opposite. And it wasn't, it was just the male version of what you said.
Speaker 1:Well, say what it is, so you're not making sense. Say what it is, I don't remember. Yeah all of a sudden.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'll come back I'll let you know, right think about it, I know yeah, I'll chew on it some more.
Speaker 1:Let me hear it.
Speaker 2:I want to know, so I can tell you People who take a very long time to say not very much. Oh, what do you mean? I don't know. I don't like that one.
Speaker 1:I don't even understand what that one is.
Speaker 2:People who take a very long time to say not very much. Like they take a. Very like they're talking, talking, talking, talking, but you don't really get anything out of like what they've said.
Speaker 1:Hmm, that was a little too. I don't like that one Too out there.
Speaker 2:I don't agree with that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, get out of here.
Speaker 2:Last one, constant one uppers.
Speaker 1:Like trying to be better than what you are.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, I feel like someone who's always like well, oh, you did that, okay, but I did. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't like that either.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so what about you? What's?
Speaker 1:the question.
Speaker 2:The question is what are some type of people you can't stand?
Speaker 1:I'm not a big fan of people who try to please everybody, and I know a couple of those people who are? Trying to be friends with everybody and I fucking it dude it makes my blood boil like I don't know why. That's always been kind of like a pet peeve of mine okay, I'm a little bit of a people, pleaser you were not. You know, you're not me. You talk shit about everybody together. What are you?
Speaker 2:talking about. No, I'm a little bit of a people pleaser in the fact that I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I want to help everyone like okay but I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying people who want to be friends with everybody and try to include people you probably shouldn't include in certain things. But yeah, that's. I think that's one of my main ones. I can't stand people like that. I can't stand complainers either. I complain, you know everyone complains, but I can't stand people who complain about situations they're in tesh you have a potty, okay, good wingalas body training there it is. There another thing I can't stand people who complain about the situation they're in like they swear their life is like the hardest life ever.
Speaker 1:I don't know, yeah it just grinds my gears Just because, like I don't know, I think I work pretty hard to get where I am and I've gotten everything I've ever wanted and I think everyone could do it Like it's. And I'm not like the preachy type. I'm like chase your dreams and you know those fucking influencers like these guys who don't know shit about building businesses and they talk about building businesses. You could get yourself out of any situation and people always complain like I'm living with these people or I'm like I can't do this or that I can't get out of my situation. I'm in it's like you could, and that pisses me off. When people blasted on social media, that pisses me off. I just don't like it. It's kind of irritating, okay, but yeah, I don't like anybody really.
Speaker 2:I can keep going.
Speaker 1:I thought it was short and then I was just after talking. I'm like okay.
Speaker 2:I don't like this one. I don't like this one. I don't like this one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, anyway, um yeah, do you have any?
Speaker 2:I don't like mean people rude, rude to staff, like I really like I can't if someone's just working their job and you're, I mean there are times where the kitchen's backed up like you know stuff like that Like they can't help it but they still have to apologize to you for someone else, like sure there's no need.
Speaker 1:You know mean people.
Speaker 2:I just, yeah, I just don't like mean people. Yeah, what else People who I don't like? You know what I don't like? I don't like a little, a little small cars or a motorcycle where they park in the spot and you're like yes, it's a spot. And then you go and you go to parking in a spot that's I can't stand you.
Speaker 1:You're halfway turning in everything. Yeah, like fucking after a version.
Speaker 2:You're like great, I gotta go from from D to R.
Speaker 1:And everyone's looking at you. Oh no, you got a maneuver Stay at the end. Why do you gotta pull?
Speaker 2:all the way up to the fucking front of the parking spot, exactly, yeah, that's true. Yeah, so I like that one. Just don't be mean. That's it. That's it, nice, okay. So now we're moving on to hot cars. Oh, oh my, I heard some vibrato on that. Vibrato, vibrato.
Speaker 1:Vibrato. I had to make up for the.
Speaker 2:I know you couldn't get with me on that. So Danny Masterson's wife has filed for divorce. What? That's what I didn't want to tell you.
Speaker 1:Damn After he got his 30 year sentence?
Speaker 2:I don't know anything about yeah we don't know a lot.
Speaker 1:I don't know anything. I just know I did hear that there was a Trial before and that it was kind of like I Don't know if it went in his favor, but it was like over with. And then it came back again a Retrial, and I don't know why. I don't know why or what if there's new evidence or whatever, but if it's true, what happened? That fucking sucks.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of things that his have been said like been put out there, about what type of person he is, the things that happened and out. Honestly, I didn't. I didn't know this until I started looking into what when I saw this. His wife is Bijou Phillips.
Speaker 1:I don't know that is.
Speaker 2:Her sister is Mackenzie Phillips. Mackenzie Phillips. She was in so weird and she was the mom and so weird. She was groomed by her dad her own dad. She had an incestuous relationship with her dad, oh, jesus Christ yeah so there's like a lot, a lot to unpack there or whatever. But, um, so that's, that's his wife, his, but when Mackenzie Phillips, because she came out with a book. When she came out with all that, the family turned their back on her and said it was basically her fault.
Speaker 1:What yeah?
Speaker 2:so there's a lot going on there, but let's suck. His wife, who was the sister of Mackenzie Phillips, has filed for divorce since he got his 30 year Sentence dang.
Speaker 1:That's fucking a lot. What's going on with all these fucking old-ass rape cases coming? What's his name? Just got a alleged accused A Russell brand. Oh, I don't know. I don't know anything about that and he's like very open about it, addressed it right away, which I mean.
Speaker 2:I mean there's both sides. So I think that was a sex addict.
Speaker 1:So he's been very honest and he said he put it all in his books. He said, obviously he's gonna say it was consensual.
Speaker 2:Everything he's gonna say, whatever he seems like a good guy seems.
Speaker 1:Seems, I don't think guys, that's a thing like. I don't think guys like that. I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm saying guys Like that and the shows they were on and the movies they were in like what Guys. Like what a funny guy finish a funny guy, famous superfame, who could get any girl they want. It's crazy that I don't know all of it's not weird. 20 years later, people are coming out and saying all this stuff. I don't think it's just strange.
Speaker 2:I don't think the time frame matters. What I 100% no because even with Danny Masterson, these women, when it happened they came out, they came out to the police, they tried to report it.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's different, but it was silenced, it was okay, so you don't know I do.
Speaker 2:I'm saying the Russell brand thing.
Speaker 1:You know all of it Okay, but they're saying all this shit and there's no charges pressed against him. So I'm just saying it's crazy how all these famous people are getting. I know some of them probably did it. You know some have been convicted, but I Don't know.
Speaker 2:Just I'm not being convicted. It doesn't mean it hasn't happened.
Speaker 1:That's not fair to like hold it against someone that okay, but it doesn't mean it has happened, so he's innocent until proven guilty. That's all I gotta say about that, what I want to talk to you anymore.
Speaker 2:Hey the next one. Is you ready? Yeah, jackie, and Josh broke up. You broke up. I mean, I'm sorry for laughing.
Speaker 1:Jackie and Josh.
Speaker 2:I'm not sorry for laughing from love is blind love is blind with his. She called him his broccoli ears. Remember his broccoli ears.
Speaker 1:She, this girl if you haven't seen. Love is like Marshall. Oh no, that was a cute guy oh. Like the sweetheart guy who I knew he was gonna get fucking dumped, which is I mean no shade to him, but it's the girl he was with isn't looking for like a sweet, romantic guy. She was looking for an asshole, cuz she was an asshole and she was.
Speaker 1:She was a piece of shit, but she chose this, ended up breaking up with him to get with this other guy that she didn't pick that she met in the pods and During like the episodes and the reunion that they showed them, it looked like they were into each other, but the re you actually the reunion- remember he pressured her. No, and the reunion? It looked like he was irritated by her every second drunk no, and I just drunk, but I'm good at reading, please, and I'm like dude. This isn't gonna last. This guy is just like Taking jabs at her, but not even like funny jabs you know, yes, even when they moved in together Always, constantly irritated by her and I'm like dude.
Speaker 1:This guy doesn't like her. He's used to his lifestyle. What you're Gripping you.
Speaker 2:Do you remember what he said if you act right, this is all yours. That's what he would tell her if you act right, this is yours. If you do this, this is yours. Like, remember they were in like the, the apartment, no, yeah and also in the Ferris wheel in Seattle. He was like, if you act right, this is all yours. A jerk, he ain't giving a shit.
Speaker 1:He's giving her fucking uber to her parent house or something after they break up. Get out of here, dude. Listen, I'll say this I don't care. I was hoping they'd break up because she's a fucking asshole, she sucks and he. I started to like him cuz During the taping and stuff it did look like he was super drunk all the time and kind of being someone. He wasn't, but the reunion and the other stuff he seemed like.
Speaker 2:He seemed more nice, kind of no, remember the girl where she was, like the girl that he proposed to, and yeah, she was like. I want to talk to him. Like bring it. She even told Jackie, like, bring him over, I'll talk to him. She was like I can't, I can't hold people, the people who comment on my stuff, accountable for what they say. Like she was like that's not my fault. He's like you're a clout chaser. You're a clout chaser and she's like what are you even saying?
Speaker 1:Yeah, whatever, yeah, I don't know he sucks, so they're broken up. Oh, but what did she say Hold?
Speaker 2:on. Do you think love was blind for them?
Speaker 1:What does that mean?
Speaker 2:Love was blind for them. Do you think, like their personalities Compared to who, once they saw each other, like attraction, like physical attraction versus Emotional? Mm-hmm, I have to spell it out for you. Do you think when they did not see each other, when they did not know what each other saw, what, what they look like, uh-huh, do you think they meshed? Yeah, versus once she saw him, saw who he was, because she chose Marshall in the beginning. Yeah and then, once she saw him versus, she saw Marshall.
Speaker 1:I just think that she liked him more than he liked her and it ended up breaking up. Yeah, he was.
Speaker 2:He was rude to her, and even she said, because she announced it on her life, and this is a quote from her I'm still sick about it. Loki, I love that man.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she was in love with this dude. You could tell she was all right. Yes, because who would put up with that?
Speaker 2:No one would put up with her ass either. I know she's. Oh, I'm so sick of her stupid hair flipping like she's gross.
Speaker 1:Oh please, I don't mean like the way she looks, but I mean, though, I mean her hair was nice, cool, all guys like wavy hair, but Other than that she was nasty. She was a nasty bitch, whoops.
Speaker 2:Yikes good luck to Whoever Poked up with her next, give me psycho ass food. I know well, marshall.
Speaker 1:We hope you're happy when he is yeah, he is a new girlfriend. Good for them, yeah and that's it. Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:He needed a moment to process that.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, catfish. Yeah, that was a interesting topic. Yeah it was quick, straight to the point. Dive in I think what to get out of this episode is. Don't be an idiot. Read the signs, trust your gut. Try not to online date. I think that's the only thing.
Speaker 2:Oh, I think that's hard to say, because online dating is like the thing right now, like we're old.
Speaker 1:I think it'll always be the thing we're old, I guess I guess growing up member. We would hear e harmony and see the commercials and it's like the fuck is doing? That's some weirdo. And now it's like the norm, like that's normal.
Speaker 2:Well, how many different apps are there now? There's like a lot and your uncle.
Speaker 1:Your uncle married someone.
Speaker 2:For me, yeah, he did yeah, and they're still married. Their daughter just turned 21 today 21 years old damn e harmony was open. Back then I think it was match match up, oh yeah match up.
Speaker 1:I want to, anyway, you want to what I don't want to. But there's some crazy as fucking relationship whatever looking for relationship uh websites. I've seen farmers farmers. I've seen. I've seen black people meetcom. I've seen uh, the christian ones crazy too plenty of fish.
Speaker 2:I've heard plenty of fish is crazy. They say those christians are the worst church girls are the worst girls.
Speaker 1:Church girls are the worst girls. Can I get that out without yelling?
Speaker 2:I don't know what else is there? Oh no, I'm giving you your time to speak now.
Speaker 1:Oh man, anyway, oh, all of a sudden it's yeah okay, well, yeah, we hoped you Enjoyed this episode and, uh, if you want to message us any funny catfish stories, any catfish stories, any story, any advice.
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Speaker 1:Text us, call us, tell us anything you want, we'll play it and it's anonymous and always anonymous yeah, Joke around and laugh with you and give you advice and shit. You know, like the good advice we give you today. Experts on Experts, experts, experts on everything, oh no, she took a shot and a half, so she's slurring her words.
Speaker 2:Yeah, expert expert anyway.
Speaker 1:well, hopefully see you next week, so uh, please hold him responsible. We'll catch you on the flip flop later you.