All Tricks, No Treats
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All Tricks, No Treats
All Tricks, No Treats #26 CATFISH
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Ding! Dong! Ever tried to potty train a toddler while navigating the aisles of Target? We've been there, and this week, we're sharing some of our funniest and most chaotic tales of parenthood. From the challenge of potty training to the unexpected joy of making new friends on our parenting journey, our stories are packed with laughter, surprises, and a whole lot of love. We even share our memorable experience at a wild Chuck E Cheese birthday party and a family trip to Brewery X - because parenting is not just about the messy moments, but also about the wonderful friendships and celebrations.
Have you ever been hooked by an online stranger, only to discover they weren't who they claimed to be? We go deep into the murky world of 'catfishing' and why it's become a modern social concern. Starting from the intriguing origin of the term to sharing real-life experiences from our listeners, we uncover the motivations and warning signs behind this deceptive practice. And while we're on the topic of deception, we also get candid about the types of people that really grind our gears. From conversation interrupters to chronic one-uppers, we hold nothing back in this lively discussion about our biggest pet peeves.
If you're a fan of celebrity gossip, we've got you covered with the latest on Hollywood breakups, including Danny Masterson's divorce and the Love is Blind couple who didn’t make it. We then shift to a lighter note with our anonymous advice segment, where we dish out some wisdom while navigating tricky conversations. So, whether you're a frazzled parent, a cautious online dater, or just someone who enjoys a good laugh, we invite you to join us for an hour filled with real talk, hearty laughs, and plenty of relatable content.
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Welcome back to All Tricks. We are the number one relationship parenting.
Speaker 2Everything podcast that comes out once every two months. We're totally in that category.
Speaker 1I'll take a little bit of blame. I've been a little lazy, a little bit of drunk. What else We've been busy.
Speaker 2Like we always are. It's not working. It's not cutting it anymore. We're all busy.
Speaker 1That's not an excuse. But yeah, we're here to give you a nice juicy episode.
Speaker 2Oh, juicy, we're glad to be back, though. So let's catch up on what we've been going through. I know last time, you know, we had a lot of new things going on, and now we're continuing. So our first thing that we've been doing, which has been taking up a lot of our time potty training. We're potty training Nucky.
Speaker 1Yeah, and it's been rough. I think I've been more hands on with this one, which is barely You've been pinky on. I've been hand on.
Speaker 2You've been pinky on.
Speaker 1I mean, I don't know I don't want to say something too crazy, but the moms do it right. The moms are better at it than I think, the dads.
Speaker 2I mean, the moms are better on it, but because we have to be, because you don't attempt.
Speaker 1So I've been helping.
Speaker 2My favorite, though, is when we were potty training. We were at someone's, we were talking to someone, and you said like, oh, you've been more strict this time potty training, with like the schedules and the alarms and everything. And I was like, no, no, I did the same thing for the other two. I do not remember you setting minutes five minutes intervals of timing and putting it on the yeah 15 minutes.
Speaker 1And then it stopped after the first couple of days. But, he, because he's good at saying potty, now it's just poop. He's good at telling us and then, bring on, I was like, okay, I'm going to go to the market, just sit him on the toilet. And I was like, yeah, we tell you, tells me. And then all I hear was crying. And then I look and then a big pee puddle on the floor and I was fucking pissed. God see, fucking guy did yeah, but he's good Shit, he's not that good.
Speaker 2We're working on a couple of times he did in the toilet. My favorite thing, though, is that we'll sit him on the toilet and he'll say I'm not working.
Speaker 1He says not working. Okay, okay, okay. Sit down for 10 seconds at least before you let it work. Yeah, he doesn't want to sit on the toilet, he wants to be free. Yeah.
Speaker 2I kind of have like a little bone to pick with target because it was me and him. We were walking through target. I mean I love target but we were walking through and he I had my car because I was buying stuff for birthday parties and stuff and he said mommy go potty. And I was like oh no, I was in the back of target and I had to sprint. I had to sprint through target pushing the cart with a baby saying mommy go potty, mommy, mommy do potty. Because he says do potty, mommy do potty, mommy do potty.
Speaker 2Mommy do potty, mommy do potty and I'm like, okay, okay. So I feel like target maybe should have toilets in the back, not just in the front, because we had to run to the front park, our cart walk up there. They should have toilets in the back.
Speaker 1No, that's not a bad suggestion. I don't think just for target, I think for every big department store it's always like one restroom somewhere, and either in the front or the back location.
Speaker 2Yeah, and it's not just if your potty training is just in general. Like you know, you got to go potty. You have to use the bathroom, excuse me sir, Where's the potty? What does my uncle say? Go pee pee. He says go pee pee.
Speaker 1And I said we were someone.
Speaker 2I said I don't think you should be saying that. And he was like, what do you mean? And my aunt was next to us and she said, yeah, there's kids around.
Speaker 1And kids didn't say pee, pee.
Speaker 2Well, strange, but I guess, yeah, but so I feel like target should have at least two bathrooms.
Speaker 1That's a good idea, for sure.
Speaker 2So that was our, you know our little potty training moment.
Speaker 1We're still. We're still in the process of potty training.
Speaker 2We are. We're working it out with a little baby underwear, but our next one is bubby's birthday.
Speaker 1Was wild. Chuck E cheese wild.
Speaker 2And a metronic wild.
Speaker 1It was wild on the old visa debit card as well.
Speaker 2A baby rave who?
Speaker 1knew who knew Chuck E cheese was so expensive. Okay, we did have kind of a lot of people this time, because we are surprisingly making new friends and we're actually hanging out with new people, which is very interesting.
Speaker 2Okay, surprising, but the people we've met have been super cool.
Speaker 1So cool and who thought there were cool people? Other than us, other than like our circle, you know, because we're just so used to our own circle going to the same spots in Whittier. Yeah, burrito track, uptown, 2067, 40 the same spots, but living where we are now, we're sport parents, so we meet other people and we've developed some relationships and it's cool.
Speaker 1We've invited them to Chuck E cheese men in people's houses and it's kind of like damn, this is who I wouldn't have thought in a million years we'd be be here having friends, you know we went to a brewery today, brewery X, and I know how one of our friends came down with their kids and their friends with our kids and it was fun, it was a good time yeah.
Speaker 2And I was just talking to my friends who were there and I was like this is where we are now. Like we, not that like we, actually they're really cool, everyone we've met have been super cool. But we're in our point in life where we're like, okay, our friends are, our babies are friends with these, these kids, and you know we, you know we can't just be like no, no, no, no. I think, luckily, luckily, they're cool people.
Speaker 1Yeah, they're very cool. I think that's a tip in general is people always say, oh, I want new friends, or you hear that right, yeah, it's good to put yourself out there. When people say, put yourself out there, do something like take a fucking college class or be closed off. Yeah, go do an activity where other people are at and maybe you'll meet some new friends. And it's weird to even say because we wouldn't. I don't know. I was, my relationship relationship was, my book was closed and now it's a flurishing.
Speaker 2Oh, we've got that cool and you're writing in the book it's fucking crazy, but it's good.
Speaker 1I mean, put yourself out there to make friends and you'll meet some good people.
Speaker 2It's fun. Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 1But if you plan a Chuck E G Party and there's more than like take out alone, if there's like we did have quite a lot of people, we had like what 40 people.
Speaker 2A lot of people which before we've had like less than 10.
Speaker 1Yeah, we had her birthday party there a couple years ago, right?
Speaker 2No, it was champs birthday party.
Speaker 1And we had like six people there but we rented the whole table and we're like, oh, this is crazy. And now, a couple years, later we needed to. We needed too long. There was like 40 people.
Speaker 2It was fucking but it was it came up to like $800 a Chuck E Cheese.
Speaker 1Are you serious? Actually, more 801.
Speaker 2Chuck E is thriving. That's why he's not an animatronic anymore. That's why he's all skinny Jean Dowell. That's fucking got a wardrobe update Wow.
Speaker 1It was expensive, but we had a lot of people and those salads were like seven bucks before and now they're like 1413 bucks. You're one person and I bought like 18 of them probably. Oh my.
Speaker 2God Okay. But it's a cheat talking.
Speaker 1Anyway, it was fun, it was a good time it was fun, and so can we.
Speaker 2Cheers to that. Let's cheers to new friends.
Speaker 1No new friends, yes, new friends.
Speaker 2Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, cool new friends Cheers.
Speaker 1Cheers, holy shit.
Speaker 2That was cute. But ice is baby crispy Anyway so our next thing is we are soccer parents once again, and that is why we have this little ball right in front of us. If you can't see us, there's a little white soccer ball. Why is that? Because champ, his second game, got the game ball, the hat trick banger.
Speaker 1He scored three goals that game. I couldn't be more proud. I was so stoked. Side note you're a pretty hot soccer mom.
Speaker 2You're a bad.
Speaker 1Um, anyway, I always I'm hard on champ when we practice or during the game. I'm kind of yelling and everyone's like damn, are you the coach? And I'm like no, I'm just a fucking grumpy parent. Um, but we practice once this week, just me and him. I'm not trying to take the credit, you know, but oh God, here we go.
Speaker 1I was working with him and kids that age when the balls were going around. They're, they're swarming it right Like flies on shit, but I'm like, dude, just stay on the outside. The ball will come to you every time, I promise you, and I just practice with them doing that and it happened. The first goal was a freaking beauty slam that ball to the back of the net.
Speaker 2It was incredible Um but he was with his left.
Speaker 1He did no the second one was with his left and then, yeah, so he scored three goals and the coach was like all right parents. And I kind of walked over there and he was like I have a, I have this game ball. It's just someone who worked really hard today. They shot what they're left and right foot. I said, damn, is this champ? I was like let me get my phone. And by the time I got my phone out, he was kind of done with this speech and he says game ball champ. And I was just like, oh my God, I didn't have my phone. I almost told him to do it again. But, uh, champ has been like super pumped. He's worked really hard and we're stoked for him.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's always worked very hard. He's, he's got a passion for it and he's, you know he tries his hardest. We said that about baseball too, yeah.
Speaker 1Whatever he does.
Speaker 2He tries his hardest, so I think it was. It was like a little you know, push for him and he's like yeah, I can do this, I got this.
Speaker 1I'm like see the way it feels due to score goals. Now, you know how it feels to just do it every time.
Speaker 2I do have to say, though, too, we um, we came from. We woke up super early because we had to go to a birthday party in Newport beach. Oh my God, and they played they played in the sand at the beach for, like I don't know, four or five hours, and then we drove back. He took maybe like a 45 minute nap and then went straight to his game. It was two minutes late, yeah, so he, he was a trooper and he still got the game ball and tried his hardest.
Speaker 1Most the second half. He wanted to play defense because he was like so tired.
Speaker 2He was staying out in the back.
Speaker 1He was staying in the back and I was like, oh, that's fine I guess, but it's been fun Anyway, yeah.
Speaker 2So our topic for today is I was trying to play a fish.
Speaker 1Oh my God, no way Goop.
Speaker 2Goop, goop, goop Jesus.
Speaker 1Christ.
Speaker 2Catfish.
Speaker 1Catfish baby Catfish.
Speaker 2Not the.
Speaker 1TV show. But actually I mean, the TV show made it fucking popular.
Speaker 2That was real.
Speaker 1Love the TV show. Actually, the TV show made that term. I think yeah, they did.
Speaker 2So this was actually an idea from and I have to get credit to her Twiggy. Twiggy tattoos Twiggy tattoos I was getting tattooed by her and we're just talking about dating life and everything and she told me that she got catfished. She did. She did recently, yeah, pretty recently, yeah what she was on an app and she got catfished by someone and she was like man. It sucks, it's hard. We want to have her as a guest, so I don't want to give her story 100% away, but she was catfished and so she was like man. You guys got to talk about it. So this episode is thanks to Twiggy.
Speaker 1Thanks, Twiggy. Thank you, Twiggy. Hit her up. What are you? What are you? California?
Speaker 2Okay, so the definition of a catfish is a fish with a flat head and long hairs around its mouth that lives in river lakes. That's so good. This is kidding. It's a person who pretends to be someone else online. A catfish uses fake photos and sometimes a false persona to find friends or romantic partners on the internet.
Speaker 1Okay, so what does catfish mean? Why do they call it that?
Speaker 2Oh, I have that, but we have polls.
Speaker 1Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 2So our polls were do you know what catfishing is? I better be 100%. You I mean almost 92% said I've seen all 1000 episodes of the show which it's a lot of episodes, but it's good. 8% said no, is that a new TikTok dance? Um? The next one was have you been catfished or catfished someone? And 15% said yes, I've done my share of fishing, so they've either catfished someone or been catfished. That sucks. 85% said no, no fishing for me.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And then we asked for any catfishing stories. No one had any. But we did have we did have someone answer say none, but I'm definitely obsessed with the show, which I am too.
Speaker 1Like I don't know, maybe a couple of years ago the show was kind of like cheesy and for some reasons, since you've been watching it lately, like I've been doing research, I uh, a couple nights ago I was like let's watch catfish and then like watching it, I was like why the fuck did I say this to watch this. It was good still, but I was like I'm not going to lie, cammie's a little pretty.
Speaker 2A little pretty, she's so pretty.
Speaker 1She's kind of a babe.
Speaker 2She's so pretty Even everyone that when they see you they're like you're pretty, she's so pretty, what about Neve. Oh, I love me.
Speaker 1Is he pretty?
Speaker 2No, I mean I just love Neve. I love Neve because he's always there for the people that are being catfish, like he stands up for them.
Speaker 2And you know, max, I that's what that was my favorite thing about Max that he always there was one where it was like an 18 year old girl and it was like this 40 something girl, the man, and he was like you're what everyone you know doesn't want, like he was like you're what everyone thinks of a catfish and he, like was just laying into this guy about this poor little girl who was catfish from and he was like he takes care of them, like they, they take care of them, their feelings, like so that's what I love. But I was really jealous cause my friend Becca was in the Hamptons and.
Speaker 2I was like did you see anyone famous? And she was like oh yeah, I saw Neve and I went, oh, my God, you saw me. Did you see his chest hair?
Speaker 1I said there's a trademark, new trademark. It is pretty nice. They might hit on it. You want to like comb your fingers through it.
Speaker 2Yeah, okay, so where does the name come from? In the documentary, one of the characters explains how, when cod is transported from Alaska to China, the meat becomes tasteless by the time it reaches its destination. To keep the cod active and agile, fisherman put live catfish in the tanks. So he he's quoted as saying and there are those people who catfish in life and they keep you on your toes, they keep you guessing, so they get that.
Speaker 1I remember that creepy old dude, it was the. It was the, the wife's husband, the wife who liked Neve, everything. It was her husband that said that.
Speaker 2Wait, she had a husband, right yeah?
Speaker 1Yeah, but he was like that's the smartest thing you said.
Speaker 2Yeah, I remember they like took him out back in time.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I remember that Shit.
Speaker 2That's crazy, yeah. So why do people catfish?
Speaker 1Because they're fucking crazy.
Speaker 2I mean no, but there are a handful of what.
Speaker 1Well, I will All right damn caramel.
Speaker 2They're not all crazy People have different reasons. Okay, so there's a handful of reasons, but it can be a scam people just trying to get money, or it could be a means of entertainment, unfortunately, or things like blackmail, or it could just be they want companionship or to find someone to date. You know they might be a little insecure about dating, so that's their way of doing it. Okay, so that's why people catfish. Here are some signs someone may be catfishing. So if you're on your apps, look up at it.
Speaker 1I know all the signs just from the show probably Okay.
Speaker 2well then do tell us please.
Speaker 1I think if you talk on the phone a lot and not want to FaceTime, is one. Not FaceTiming is that one? Okay, not meeting up is one. Coming up with a bunch of excuses Like making excuses all the time.
Speaker 2Yeah, there could be one.
Speaker 1Let's see what else Saying you don't have social media, everyone has fucking social media.
Speaker 2That's kind of one.
Speaker 1Kind of one saying you don't have a last name. Do you like my only MacLeven? I'm just kidding, I mean that one up.
Speaker 2I have a first name only I'm Sid I refer to me as Prince. I'm Prince, I'm Prince, okay so some signs they don't have many followers or friends on social media. That's a big one.
Speaker 1Wait a couple. Okay, I have a buddy, oh, it's a buddy, and he would always be like hey Foo, look at this girl, she wants to meet up and I look at it instantly. I know it's a fake ass, Foo, and it's a catfish.
Speaker 2That's a faff. We'll make it a new thing a faff of fake ass Foo.
Speaker 1A faff. She's a faff. She has like two followers, she follows like 5,000 people and her pictures are fake as fuck. They're like.
Speaker 2What does that mean, though? What are fake pictures to guys?
Speaker 1It's of the same girl but they're just like Altered. They don't seem like a normal picture that people post. It seems like out of a magazine or something like one of those photo.
Speaker 2It's like a picture of Jennifer Aniston.
Speaker 1It's like they post professional pictures, I mean so you could tell it's fake. You're like dude, this person's not real at all. And I told him and this happened to this guy two times, and the last time he's like I'm gonna meet up with her. And I said, all right, dude, let me know how it goes. I was like let me know if you get robbed or if it's real. And then I met up with him and he's like ah, I didn't meet up with her and I was like duh, she's fucking false bro. She probably asked you for money, he said. She did Like oh, I'm trying to get my. I need to pay my cell phone.
Speaker 2I need to get to you. Can you pay for me to get to you?
Speaker 1It was like he's like, okay, pay, and then hit me up later. But I'm like he's oblivious, I'm like, dude, don't be an idiot. But yeah, I have to say that.
Speaker 2Fucking guy. Okay. And the next one is they don't want to FaceTime or video chat. The next one is their cameras are often quote unquote broken or not working. That is a good one and I just saw them where they were. Like I have a flip phone.
Speaker 1Oh, no, so I can't?
Speaker 2I mean some people might have a flip phone.
Speaker 1That shit would work in 2007, 2008.
Speaker 2They're very uncommon, so you know that might be a red flag. They're very uncommon. They don't want to meet in person and their story seems fishy or too good to be true, like if it's just we've seen a lot where their models, or there was that one where that guy thought he was talking to Katy Perry. Remember he thought he was lying. We watched it together. He thought he was talking to Katy Perry for like eight plus years.
Speaker 2Something like a long amount of time and he even, like, had his grandma's stone put in a ring for her and they even went and did cat fit, like they caught up to the person who was cat fishing him and a few weeks later you know how they do the catch up and she was, like he's still messaging me saying like hey, katy, like I know it's okay, you can admit now it's you like, so he's probably a little.
Speaker 2I don't know, I don't know, but he still thought it was her Jesus. Yeah, actually, my favorite one, I wanna hear my favorite one. I've been told, twiggy, it was this guy and he was like hey, I've been talking to this girl since I, you know, since the MySpace days.
Speaker 2He was like since we were 13. And she sent me like all these messages and they were like have she sent you pictures of her? He was like, yeah, I have pictures of her, I have nudes of her. Like I have everything. Like it's her, it's gotta be her. Come to find out. The actual girl messages him and says, hey, so it's not me.
Speaker 1That has to suck.
Speaker 2I need to meet with you. So they all met together on Zoom. This was like during the time of COVID, and the mom comes on and her, and it turns out the mom has been messaging guys, not just him, multiple guys. Oh.
Speaker 1I think that may have remembered that one.
Speaker 2And they were like wait, but how were you sending nudes with your face and everything? And the mom was going through the daughter's phone.
Speaker 1I fucking remember that.
Speaker 2The mom was going through the daughter's phone getting her own nudes that she was taking of herself.
Speaker 1I remember this one.
Speaker 2And sending them to guys via, like she's Xbox and stuff like that.
Speaker 1Dude, that is crazy, isn't that?
Speaker 2crazy.
Speaker 1I think if it were aired now she'd have charges pressed against her. That's fucking weird. Oh shit, I would. That's fucking crazy remember that one.
Speaker 2That's crazy your own daughter.
Speaker 1I wish the episodes were as crazy as that one, cause lately they've been kind of cheesy, you know, like there's just people who just want to get airtime, so they call in and they're all working together and shit, but yeah.
Speaker 2That one was good. That was my favorite one. I mean not favorite, sorry happened. The last sign is they ask for money. So you know, if someone asks for money in any sort of circumstance, then it's.
Speaker 1Strange? Yeah, it's not. I hate that.
Speaker 2It's not it. So if you suspect someone is catfishing, here's just a few little hints. Give me, I feel, a little hints of what to do. Don't click on any links.
Speaker 1No, don't ever yeah trust your gut.
Speaker 2Don't talk to them, block them. You don't even have to say anything to them, just you know Blocked, just say bye, he, he. If you need actual proof, I even found this website and I think it's what they use on catfish. It's called social catfish and you can verify a person's identity on that.
Speaker 1Damn. So if you need to check someone, Go to social catfish, or you could even just google. You know, be, be smart and know that you're not getting for it.
Speaker 2Yeah, what do they do?
Speaker 1image, image like google image.
Speaker 2Yeah, do that too. Um, you could report them if your financial information is compromised. Oh, no you gotta, you know, go to the bank, do we gotta do immediately go to the poll? Each yeah and our the last one is never send money ever ever, ever, ever. Even if they're like, hey, I need five bucks, I just gotta get to the corner.
Speaker 1Yeah, they'll fucking hack into your holy count, yeah yeah, for sure, just no one. Nobody.
Speaker 2Okay, now it's time for Ask man that was a pretty quick topic, was it?
Speaker 1Yeah, it's, but the thing about catfishing is that it's like straight to the point, like be smart on who you talk to on the line. Google movie reference wasn't that?
Speaker 2I feel like paul rodd said that, or something.
Speaker 1Vince Vaughn said that. Oh, on the line. Yeah, just be careful who you talk to online if they don't have, like a good paper trail or whatever, you can't find them or they don't want to talk History. Anything that should be a red flag, but the money thing too, and some people are fucking dumb and they send it.
Speaker 2I mean, they're not dumb, they're just hopeful they're hopeful, nice people who have a big heart sometimes there's people who want to help people you know that's definitely a more positive outlook from my side.
Speaker 1I know, don't just judge. Yeah, anyway.
Types of People We Can't Stand
Speaker 2Okay so be careful. Yes, just watch out for yourself. You know it's hard on those apps. Yeah, so keep one eye open always. Next is art. Where are you gonna sing with me, ask man? Oh god, I wish you didn't sing with me then, geez. Anyways what are some type of people you can't stand Whites.
Speaker 1I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2Our kids have parents, our kids friends. Parents are white.
Speaker 1I'm just joking around my neighbors, my neighbors. That's why I said that, because they're fucking racist.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, well, they do suck.
Speaker 1They suck horribly bad.
Speaker 2Um adults who make their birthday your problem. Um people who are rude to white staff your grandpa okay, you're kidding okay, okay, okay. I want to give them sorry type of person that always has to be the center of attention.
Speaker 1Mm-hmm Becca. I'm gonna sing you I don't like being the center of attention. I do not like that. I do, you do.
Speaker 2Win. Win, win you win, that's, that's it, win, win win, win, when, when. People that rudely interrupt someone speaking to tell their story, and especially those that don't even acknowledge that they interrupted someone.
Speaker 1Okay, I have a problem of interrupting, and it's like even in general conversation, when, like, people are telling me something, I like just say, oh yeah, and I sometimes I'm like, fuck, I don't let people talk.
Speaker 2Okay, but see, the fact that you notice that that means you're like not because I've had that too, where I've had a friend like telling me their issues and I've been like you try to sympathize with them. Sure, and I've been like, oh yeah, because you know I've had this too up, so and so did this like blah blah blah, and so you're just trying to, like you know, sympathize with them.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm starting to pick up on it more and I like, after like a couple times, I'm just like, okay, I'm not gonna say shit, let me just hear their whole side and then then I'll, I'll talk.
Speaker 2Cute. Look at you learning, oh my god Know what else. Who's insult and to write anything outside their circle? Mm-hmm, give me People who try to make other people look bad to make themselves look good.
Speaker 1I hate that shit. Yeah, that's the worst.
Speaker 2But also like why do you need to put people down? You don't need to put anyone down, people who can dish it out but can't take it.
Speaker 1What? Why are you looking at me like that? That's not me. I can dish it out. Oh please, I can't take it.
Speaker 2Oh, shelly Shelly.
Speaker 1I can't take it.
Speaker 2You can't, because you will say if there's something about like a girl or a guy, like you'll say something about a girl.
Speaker 1What do you mean?
Speaker 2Or anything like anything, just talk shit about random girls, and then if I say something that's like to the same extent, you'll be like oh, what do you? What would just happen? Where you said something and I said the complete, like the male version, you were like well, that's different, that's not fair, that's that's different, that's complete opposite. And it wasn't, it was just the male version of what you said.
Speaker 1Well, say what it is, so you're not making sense. Say what it is, I don't remember. Yeah all of a sudden.
Speaker 2Oh, I'll come back I'll let you know, right think about it, I know yeah, I'll chew on it some more.
Speaker 1Let me hear it.
Speaker 2I want to know, so I can tell you People who take a very long time to say not very much. Oh, what do you mean? I don't know. I don't like that one.
Speaker 1I don't even understand what that one is.
Speaker 2People who take a very long time to say not very much. Like they take a. Very like they're talking, talking, talking, talking, but you don't really get anything out of like what they've said.
Speaker 1Hmm, that was a little too. I don't like that one Too out there.
Speaker 2I don't agree with that one.
Speaker 1Yeah, get out of here.
Speaker 2Last one, constant one uppers.
Speaker 1Like trying to be better than what you are.
Speaker 2Yeah yeah, I feel like someone who's always like well, oh, you did that, okay, but I did. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I don't like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't like that either.
Speaker 2Yeah, so what about you? What's?
Speaker 1the question.
Speaker 2The question is what are some type of people you can't stand?
Speaker 1I'm not a big fan of people who try to please everybody, and I know a couple of those people who are? Trying to be friends with everybody and I fucking it dude it makes my blood boil like I don't know why. That's always been kind of like a pet peeve of mine okay, I'm a little bit of a people, pleaser you were not. You know, you're not me. You talk shit about everybody together. What are you?
Speaker 2talking about. No, I'm a little bit of a people pleaser in the fact that I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. I want to help everyone like okay but I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1I'm just saying people who want to be friends with everybody and try to include people you probably shouldn't include in certain things. But yeah, that's. I think that's one of my main ones. I can't stand people like that. I can't stand complainers either. I complain, you know everyone complains, but I can't stand people who complain about situations they're in tesh you have a potty, okay, good wingalas body training there it is. There another thing I can't stand people who complain about the situation they're in like they swear their life is like the hardest life ever.
Speaker 1I don't know, yeah it just grinds my gears Just because, like I don't know, I think I work pretty hard to get where I am and I've gotten everything I've ever wanted and I think everyone could do it Like it's. And I'm not like the preachy type. I'm like chase your dreams and you know those fucking influencers like these guys who don't know shit about building businesses and they talk about building businesses. You could get yourself out of any situation and people always complain like I'm living with these people or I'm like I can't do this or that I can't get out of my situation. I'm in it's like you could, and that pisses me off. When people blasted on social media, that pisses me off. I just don't like it. It's kind of irritating, okay, but yeah, I don't like anybody really.
Speaker 2I can keep going.
Speaker 1I thought it was short and then I was just after talking. I'm like okay.
Speaker 2I don't like this one. I don't like this one. I don't like this one.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, anyway, um yeah, do you have any?
Speaker 2I don't like mean people rude, rude to staff, like I really like I can't if someone's just working their job and you're, I mean there are times where the kitchen's backed up like you know stuff like that Like they can't help it but they still have to apologize to you for someone else, like sure there's no need.
Speaker 1You know mean people.
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Speaker 2I just, yeah, I just don't like mean people. Yeah, what else People who I don't like? You know what I don't like? I don't like a little, a little small cars or a motorcycle where they park in the spot and you're like yes, it's a spot. And then you go and you go to parking in a spot that's I can't stand you.
Speaker 1You're halfway turning in everything. Yeah, like fucking after a version.
Speaker 2You're like great, I gotta go from from D to R.
Speaker 1And everyone's looking at you. Oh no, you got a maneuver Stay at the end. Why do you gotta pull?
Speaker 2all the way up to the fucking front of the parking spot, exactly, yeah, that's true. Yeah, so I like that one. Just don't be mean. That's it. That's it, nice, okay. So now we're moving on to hot cars. Oh, oh my, I heard some vibrato on that. Vibrato, vibrato.
Speaker 1Vibrato. I had to make up for the.
Speaker 2I know you couldn't get with me on that. So Danny Masterson's wife has filed for divorce. What? That's what I didn't want to tell you.
Speaker 1Damn After he got his 30 year sentence?
Speaker 2I don't know anything about yeah we don't know a lot.
Speaker 1I don't know anything. I just know I did hear that there was a Trial before and that it was kind of like I Don't know if it went in his favor, but it was like over with. And then it came back again a Retrial, and I don't know why. I don't know why or what if there's new evidence or whatever, but if it's true, what happened? That fucking sucks.
Speaker 2There's a lot of things that his have been said like been put out there, about what type of person he is, the things that happened and out. Honestly, I didn't. I didn't know this until I started looking into what when I saw this. His wife is Bijou Phillips.
Speaker 1I don't know that is.
Speaker 2Her sister is Mackenzie Phillips. Mackenzie Phillips. She was in so weird and she was the mom and so weird. She was groomed by her dad her own dad. She had an incestuous relationship with her dad, oh, jesus Christ yeah so there's like a lot, a lot to unpack there or whatever. But, um, so that's, that's his wife, his, but when Mackenzie Phillips, because she came out with a book. When she came out with all that, the family turned their back on her and said it was basically her fault.
Speaker 1What yeah?
Speaker 2so there's a lot going on there, but let's suck. His wife, who was the sister of Mackenzie Phillips, has filed for divorce since he got his 30 year Sentence dang.
Speaker 1That's fucking a lot. What's going on with all these fucking old-ass rape cases coming? What's his name? Just got a alleged accused A Russell brand. Oh, I don't know. I don't know anything about that and he's like very open about it, addressed it right away, which I mean.
Speaker 2I mean there's both sides. So I think that was a sex addict.
Speaker 1So he's been very honest and he said he put it all in his books. He said, obviously he's gonna say it was consensual.
Speaker 2Everything he's gonna say, whatever he seems like a good guy seems.
Speaker 1Seems, I don't think guys, that's a thing like. I don't think guys like that. I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm saying guys Like that and the shows they were on and the movies they were in like what Guys. Like what a funny guy finish a funny guy, famous superfame, who could get any girl they want. It's crazy that I don't know all of it's not weird. 20 years later, people are coming out and saying all this stuff. I don't think it's just strange.
Speaker 2I don't think the time frame matters. What I 100% no because even with Danny Masterson, these women, when it happened they came out, they came out to the police, they tried to report it.
Speaker 1Okay, that's different, but it was silenced, it was okay, so you don't know I do.
Speaker 2I'm saying the Russell brand thing.
Speaker 1You know all of it Okay, but they're saying all this shit and there's no charges pressed against him. So I'm just saying it's crazy how all these famous people are getting. I know some of them probably did it. You know some have been convicted, but I Don't know.
Speaker 2Just I'm not being convicted. It doesn't mean it hasn't happened.
Speaker 1That's not fair to like hold it against someone that okay, but it doesn't mean it has happened, so he's innocent until proven guilty. That's all I gotta say about that, what I want to talk to you anymore.
Speaker 2Hey the next one. Is you ready? Yeah, jackie, and Josh broke up. You broke up. I mean, I'm sorry for laughing.
Speaker 1Jackie and Josh.
Speaker 2I'm not sorry for laughing from love is blind love is blind with his. She called him his broccoli ears. Remember his broccoli ears.
Speaker 1She, this girl if you haven't seen. Love is like Marshall. Oh no, that was a cute guy oh. Like the sweetheart guy who I knew he was gonna get fucking dumped, which is I mean no shade to him, but it's the girl he was with isn't looking for like a sweet, romantic guy. She was looking for an asshole, cuz she was an asshole and she was.
Speaker 1She was a piece of shit, but she chose this, ended up breaking up with him to get with this other guy that she didn't pick that she met in the pods and During like the episodes and the reunion that they showed them, it looked like they were into each other, but the re you actually the reunion- remember he pressured her. No, and the reunion? It looked like he was irritated by her every second drunk no, and I just drunk, but I'm good at reading, please, and I'm like dude. This isn't gonna last. This guy is just like Taking jabs at her, but not even like funny jabs you know, yes, even when they moved in together Always, constantly irritated by her and I'm like dude.
Speaker 1This guy doesn't like her. He's used to his lifestyle. What you're Gripping you.
Speaker 2Do you remember what he said if you act right, this is all yours. That's what he would tell her if you act right, this is yours. If you do this, this is yours. Like, remember they were in like the, the apartment, no, yeah and also in the Ferris wheel in Seattle. He was like, if you act right, this is all yours. A jerk, he ain't giving a shit.
Speaker 1He's giving her fucking uber to her parent house or something after they break up. Get out of here, dude. Listen, I'll say this I don't care. I was hoping they'd break up because she's a fucking asshole, she sucks and he. I started to like him cuz During the taping and stuff it did look like he was super drunk all the time and kind of being someone. He wasn't, but the reunion and the other stuff he seemed like.
Speaker 2He seemed more nice, kind of no, remember the girl where she was, like the girl that he proposed to, and yeah, she was like. I want to talk to him. Like bring it. She even told Jackie, like, bring him over, I'll talk to him. She was like I can't, I can't hold people, the people who comment on my stuff, accountable for what they say. Like she was like that's not my fault. He's like you're a clout chaser. You're a clout chaser and she's like what are you even saying?
Speaker 1Yeah, whatever, yeah, I don't know he sucks, so they're broken up. Oh, but what did she say Hold?
Speaker 2on. Do you think love was blind for them?
Speaker 1What does that mean?
Speaker 2Love was blind for them. Do you think, like their personalities Compared to who, once they saw each other, like attraction, like physical attraction versus Emotional? Mm-hmm, I have to spell it out for you. Do you think when they did not see each other, when they did not know what each other saw, what, what they look like, uh-huh, do you think they meshed? Yeah, versus once she saw him, saw who he was, because she chose Marshall in the beginning. Yeah and then, once she saw him versus, she saw Marshall.
Speaker 1I just think that she liked him more than he liked her and it ended up breaking up. Yeah, he was.
Speaker 2He was rude to her, and even she said, because she announced it on her life, and this is a quote from her I'm still sick about it. Loki, I love that man.
Speaker 1Yeah, she was in love with this dude. You could tell she was all right. Yes, because who would put up with that?
Speaker 2No one would put up with her ass either. I know she's. Oh, I'm so sick of her stupid hair flipping like she's gross.
Speaker 1Oh please, I don't mean like the way she looks, but I mean, though, I mean her hair was nice, cool, all guys like wavy hair, but Other than that she was nasty. She was a nasty bitch, whoops.
Speaker 2Yikes good luck to Whoever Poked up with her next, give me psycho ass food. I know well, marshall.
Speaker 1We hope you're happy when he is yeah, he is a new girlfriend. Good for them, yeah and that's it. Hell yeah.
Speaker 2He needed a moment to process that.
Speaker 1Oh my god, catfish. Yeah, that was a interesting topic. Yeah it was quick, straight to the point. Dive in I think what to get out of this episode is. Don't be an idiot. Read the signs, trust your gut. Try not to online date. I think that's the only thing.
Speaker 2Oh, I think that's hard to say, because online dating is like the thing right now, like we're old.
Speaker 1I think it'll always be the thing we're old, I guess I guess growing up member. We would hear e harmony and see the commercials and it's like the fuck is doing? That's some weirdo. And now it's like the norm, like that's normal.
Speaker 2Well, how many different apps are there now? There's like a lot and your uncle.
Speaker 1Your uncle married someone.
Speaker 2For me, yeah, he did yeah, and they're still married. Their daughter just turned 21 today 21 years old damn e harmony was open. Back then I think it was match match up, oh yeah match up.
Speaker 1I want to, anyway, you want to what I don't want to. But there's some crazy as fucking relationship whatever looking for relationship uh websites. I've seen farmers farmers. I've seen. I've seen black people meetcom. I've seen uh, the christian ones crazy too plenty of fish.
Speaker 2I've heard plenty of fish is crazy. They say those christians are the worst church girls are the worst girls.
Speaker 1Church girls are the worst girls. Can I get that out without yelling?
Speaker 2I don't know what else is there? Oh no, I'm giving you your time to speak now.
Speaker 1Oh man, anyway, oh, all of a sudden it's yeah okay, well, yeah, we hoped you Enjoyed this episode and, uh, if you want to message us any funny catfish stories, any catfish stories, any story, any advice.
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