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All Tricks, No Treats #31 Jealousy
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Ding Dong! Have you ever found yourself in the unexpected role of a coach, not just in parenting but on the baseball field? That's where I landed this week, juggling my son's enthusiasm for the sport with my own hilarious cluelessness about coaching. But the fun doesn't stop there; imagine our family's delight when we discovered our new library's 50-book limit, opening a whole new world of bedtime stories and a slight panic about where we'll keep them all! Join us as we weave through these parenting adventures, including managing an almost-eight-year-old's love for loud YouTubers and finding the hilarity in every day.
Jealousy can be more than just a green-eyed monster; it's a complex dance of emotions that can lead to some downright bizarre scenarios. Ever heard of a man divorcing his wife over a horse kiss? We've got that story and more. We're also tackling the intricacies of jealousy in relationships, invoking Tony and Carmella from "The Sopranos" to explore the fine line between emotional and physical infidelity. It's a candid conversation filled with personal insights and gender perspectives on this timeless struggle, and we're pulling it all apart for you.
Wrap up your day with us as we talk about conquering the beast of jealousy, offering practical tips and personal musings on keeping envy at bay. We're not shying away from uncomfortable truths, diving into how many sexual partners is too many to discuss and the buzz around Ariana Grande's latest romantic entanglement. And let's not forget, we're prepping for our next juicy segment about the skeletons we all hide away. Intrigued? You should be. So, send us your anonymous stories, and let's navigate the messy yet fascinating world of modern relationships together.
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0:26 Jealousy and Parenting Stories
9:51 Jealousy and Gender Differences
21:02 Overcoming Jealousy
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Welcome back to All Tricks, no Treats, the number one podcast for life advice overall, and it's wild to think that we're back two weeks in a row.
Speaker 1Two weeks baby. We told you New Year, same us.
Speaker 2but Trying a little harder Knew us yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm excited. It's been a little bit of a like come on, we gotta do this, let's do this, like pushing each other. Not that we don't want to be here, but just you know it's a little hard sometimes.
Speaker 2Yeah, especially now that we have our garage set up or I'm like I want to make a little podcast studio. I'm kind of like we need to get in the groove of things to get it going. But yeah, we're excited to be back for sure.
Speaker 1Yes, and so now that we're trying to be back week after week, just bear in mind that our catch up will be a little less eventful.
Speaker 2More boring. We're just a couple of parents who do the same shit every single day? Yeah, who?
Speaker 1have a routine, so our little catch up is just a few things. The first thing I have is that Chris here signed up to be assistant baseball coach. Oh my goodness For champ.
Speaker 2Okay. So the only reason why I signed up is because champ's little best bud is playing baseball and his dad's the coach. So he told me hey, sign up for assistant coach and they'll be on the same team for sure. That is the only reason I did it. I am not a coach at all. Like I would get child protective services called. If I was a coach I'd be yelling and going crazy, but there's no way I could. I'm gonna help for sure.
Speaker 1Like I helped last season. Yeah, you did that last year.
Speaker 2But yeah, I guess technically right.
Speaker 1We'll see how it goes, but also like your dad used to coach, didn't he?
Speaker 2Yeah, that's why I don't want to coach. My dad was the best coach ever. He coached me and all my best friends. We played baseball, soccer and football, but he was the coach I was like five till I was like 12. And when champ started playing I don't know, it was weird I always said that wasn't like my role. I don't think because I think because I had it so good growing up that I want to leave it to other people, not me.
Speaker 1Everyone's different, but I'm proud of you.
Speaker 2It was fun helping the first season he played, but I'm not trying to be all in it and plan shit and throw pitches to them.
Speaker 1I'm not down for that. To be honest, you're just a ball shagger. Yeah, I'm a Shag the balls baby. Okay, and next is Bubby got her first library card.
Speaker 2Yeah, which is cool. Wait, is it the first one in the city or overall?
Speaker 1This is her first one when we lived in Whittier. Champ was only old enough to get one, so when we would go, it would just be well, it would be me, champ, bubby and Nucky, but champ would be the only one with a library card. And I do want to talk about the.
Speaker 1I told you, the book max when we went there we signed up and we're so excited like she was so excited to get her card and her pin number and all these things that are new library and so in the Whittier library their book max is four, so you can only check out four books at a time. So I was like, okay, we were signing up and I said, oh, I'm just a quick question, what's the maximum number of books we can get? And she just looked at me and she was like, well, because we both signed up, she said, well, you can get 50 and she can get 50. And I went I'm a huge reader, so that's like a amazing thing to me and I was like, oh, our last library only allowed four books.
Speaker 2I'm good with four books. You know I'm good with four books because if I ran them out I wouldn't even I won't read them. Hey, maybe I won't return them either, but 50 books. Sorry 50 books. Who's reading 50 books? Nobody.
Speaker 1I think it's for kids it might be a little easier because they're like five pages long. Yeah, you just go through book, but I told where we go every day, or every time after her ballet, so I let her get seven books, so one a day, that's cool.
Speaker 2Yeah, damn 50 books, I know I was proud of them. Yeah.
Speaker 1Nice, okay, I'm the last one. Champ is going through a yelling face.
Speaker 2Dude this kid. Half the time I'm mad about it and half the time I can't stop laughing about it, because this guy's face is. He makes and noises he makes and like, oh man, and then I tell him, stop, dude, like stop doing that. And then he knows what to do to make me smirk and tell him that, though, when you're laughing, because it's so confusing.
Speaker 1You're like dude, stop it, dude stop it.
Speaker 2And he's like he's the freaking, funniest, most annoying guy. He's fucking hilarious. Oh man, I don't you know what it is. It's a fucking YouTube channel as he watches all those gamers all the gamers. For some reason, instead of just like showing you how to play or whatever they show you, they're always like oh my god, I can't jump over this box.
Speaker 1What's going? So much yelling?
Speaker 2Yeah, like dude, what are you? I mean? It grabs all the kids attention. They like that shit. And champ gets all these noises from different YouTubers and man it's funny and then not funny.
Speaker 1I'll just hear like these little squeaks, yeah, and I'm like what is happening?
Speaker 2Dude, this guy is hilarious.
Speaker 1Well, it's parenting for almost eight year old.
Speaker 2The cure to that or to fix that problem is don't let them watch YouTube anymore.
Speaker 1Or don't laugh when you're trying to discipline.
Speaker 2It's hard, it might be hard, it's funny Anyway. Well, cheers to our two weeks in a row. Let's do it. We're still sick.
Speaker 1So yeah, my nails match your bandaid.
Speaker 2You got a you got an interesting blue Cheers.
Speaker 1Okay, so our topic for this week is jealousy.
Speaker 2Swimming through the sea swimming through sickle.
Speaker 1I only know that way.
Speaker 2Because I licked it up like two days ago and I what would we say?
Speaker 1I think we just said gibberish.
Speaker 2Isn't it funny how you listen to these songs for 20 years and then you look up the lyrics so you find out what the lyrics are and you're like I didn't know what said that?
Speaker 1Wasn't also funny that you make up your own words like you have your own words to it.
Speaker 2Yeah, for sure I think it's funny. But yeah, finding out the real words is kind of like oh yeah, that makes more sense. That like it fits in more like better, but yeah, anyway, more better jealousy.
Speaker 1So we have our polls. We asked would you say you're a jealous person? 64% said yes, what's mine is mine. 36% said no way, I'm unbothered, which I also want to preference. That we pull out a note saying this doesn't just pertain to romantic relationships, relationships.
Speaker 2Relationships.
Speaker 1This doesn't just pertain to romantic relationships. It can pertain to anything. You know, friends, a random person, someone you just met. And our next question is have you ever had someone be jealous of you? 60% said it happens when you're amazing, like I am the little emoji doing like yeah. 40% said no, I'm still amazing, though, probably Mm-hmm. And our last one how would you deal with jealousy? 33% said be like Elsa and let it go? 33% said hype myself up, I'm the best. 22% said slush some tires.
Speaker 1Damn, those are those crazy jealous people 11% said hand me some scissors, they're cut off.
Speaker 2They're crazy too. What would you be?
Speaker 1Tire slashing.
Speaker 2I'm the let it go guy.
Speaker 1You are not Elsa, oh please, olaf, I'm the.
Speaker 2Thanks to everyone who voted, but I wanted to. I just looked up something real quick online and I wanted to see what you think is the most outrageous jealousy story.
Speaker 1Oh, I get to vote. Ooh, I like it.
Speaker 2They're just cheesy. It's literally what we used to do Look up a topic and then it's the first link, and then I just did that.
Speaker 1Well, I just did that.
Speaker 2So the first one is the jealous Saudi husband who divorced his wife after she kissed a horse.
Speaker 1I what I mean? Was it with tongue? Oh, the horse tongue. The horse tongue.
Speaker 2Okay, the next one is Britain's most jealous woman makes her man take a lie detector test every time he leaves the house. That has to be false.
Speaker 1Did they have like a contest or something Like who's most jealous, and she won?
Speaker 2No, I think she wins every time. She's fucking crazy. If that's real, Okay. And the last one is the jealous man who smashed his girlfriend's laptop after seeing a photo on her Facebook page and suspecting an affair. Only it was a picture of Mitt Romney. Oh my gosh, you think they broke up. They had to have broken up. If you're that fucking crazy and you're that dumb who you don't know who Mitt Romney is then you should break up with that guy. What you need? Things are craziest. I don't need the horse tongue. Well, we don't know if it's the tongue.
Speaker 1Yeah, we don't know if it's the tongue the lie detector test or the Mitt Romney. I feel like the lie detector test.
Speaker 2That one's the most crazy, for sure.
Speaker 1But also like poor horse. What did the horse do to you who?
Speaker 2hurt you. Good looking horse. Probably we gotta let's look at this one. Anyway, I thought that was funny. I wanted to read it. Yeah, that's wow.
Speaker 1I mean jealousy can get the best of some of us so well, how would you define jealousy?
Speaker 2Are you asking me or are you just?
Speaker 1Yeah, I'll ask you.
Speaker 2I define it as the ugliest feeling inside your belly that makes you wanna kill someone.
Speaker 1Oh, you are a tire slasher, no.
Speaker 2I don't know, that's what is it?
Speaker 1So, according to Oxford definitions, jealousy is the state or feeling of being jealous.
Speaker 2Oh my God, you can't really explain it right. I'm sure you could, but it's a weird word to, or weird feeling, I think.
Speaker 1I would feel like saying wanting something that someone else has. Hmm.
Speaker 2I'll give yeah like anything instead of that. It's very dumbed down to make people like.
Speaker 1The most dumbed down is the state of being jealous.
Speaker 2Yeah, that doesn't answer any question. No, it doesn't. Nothing's defined.
Speaker 1But, like I said when we did our polls, I do wanna say it's not just romantic jealousy. People can be jealous of you or vice versa. You can be jealous of someone else for various reasons, such as a job, car, money, horse.
Speaker 2House.
Speaker 1A lot of different reasons.
Speaker 2OK.
Speaker 1So do you think guys show jealousy different from girls?
Speaker 2It depends on what it is. I think my biggest thing is that I wasn't jealous. Ok, so for a long time you took care of me and I wasn't jealous. But I could see how men would be like kind of jealous of that, like damn, she has a better job than me or she's doing better than me. I think maybe in that.
Speaker 1But so studies from around the world have reported that men are more jealous of sexual infidelity than emotional infidelity, and women are the opposite they're more jealous of emotional cheating than sexual cheating. So I have emboldened and I didn't tell you I had this.
Speaker 2And I asked you what was on the agenda but this I have Tony versus Carmella. The Sopranos.
Speaker 1So, if you are watching the Sopranos, if you haven't watched the Sopranos and you think you might just fast forward a little bit, we're going to get into jealousy of men versus women and this is a Well, let me just give a preface. Tony is habitually, physically, sexually, emotionally cheating on Carmella all the time. Different women, multiple women, strippers, hookers all the time.
Speaker 2One-legged women.
Speaker 1Yep, carmella has never, ever physically.
Speaker 2Yeah, she did, don't say.
Speaker 1Oh, she did. She kissed one man in the bathroom.
Speaker 2Or.
Speaker 1OK, see, this is why I brought it up. She has only kissed one man. She felt so guilty. She went to see her priest after, and then nothing passed. A kiss, nothing, nothing else but that.
Speaker 2And so and she was emotionally cheating with her fucking priest. Don't forget about that. Oh, they had some a fling. They had something in the beginning. I mean they had like I've never heard your voice go so good You're for the streets.
Speaker 1That's wild no, it wasn't cheating, it was just there were. There was a connection there and it wasn't. It wasn't a Very like, strong like. Oh yes, we love each other. It was just Carmella craves Because she doesn't get it from her husband. She craves Attention, and even that's what she said about it. Say the same fear be yo. That's what she said about him.
Speaker 2That's the problem. It's emotional cheating. Women have an attachment to the guys that they either Talk to or hook up with physically men. If men fuck a girl, it doesn't mean anything to men, it's. They could just be like, okay, that's, for example, I could hook up with ten girls. Those girls don't mean anything to me. You're my soul, that's no, I'm telling you as an example, it doesn't mean anything. But fucking Carmella over here is proving my point exactly. It's emotional and and men don't get emotional over hooking up with other girls.
Speaker 1That just means women are smarter and they just don't go sticking things where they shouldn't go.
Speaker 2No, it's men, are men. It's a beginning of time we have to, we have to freaking. We have to get it out. It doesn't mean nothing, just like I tell you I have to jerk off. I don't want to, but I have to. It's natural, my god, I have your prostate issues or whatever. Things with prostate are different man, I have to know it doesn't matter. No, they have to yes, that's why you fucking ruin all your socks.
Speaker 1I was matching socks today, or I should say trying to match socks Mm-hmm none of them match. You had a double wash a couple of you owe me a lot of parents of sauce.
Speaker 2I'll buy you whatever you want but I Don't know.
Speaker 1It's just Men and women, I guess, are different in their jealousy. But also, do you think men are more vengeful in their jealousy or like more, I Don't like show it more outwardly than women?
Speaker 2I think both men and women could be pretty nutty when it comes to showing the jealousy.
Speaker 1I think yeah, I think yeah, yeah, that both can show for sure.
Speaker 2I think it's both, and it's just so many examples of it's not like one's more crazy than the other. It's when someone's jealous, which is not a good like quality to have, or trait, what would you call it it's not a good quality to have quality if it's not good.
Speaker 2It's not good to have jealousy in your body in and around your body, because it's kind of toxic, you know, like you should be able to trust. If it's relationship-wise or partner-wise, you should be able to trust your Significant other in that regard, I think. But other stuff, I mean, and even another stuff, like if your friends doing good or your friends doing better than you like you shouldn't be jealous about that. That kind of stuff, yeah, you should pump them up. I think they're like cheer for them. You know you shouldn't have. You shouldn't be jealous of anybody. I'm not jealous of anybody, but I wrote three things down real quick. Can I say, yeah, the only things I'm jealous of are Lottery winners is one to to is People that are in Vegas right now in the buffet line.
Speaker 2I'm jealous of them because they're about to eat. And the last one is good-looking men that are in shape because I just started. I just started meal prepping and I wish I could skip it and look like dudes on Instagram.
Speaker 1I Agree with that one. I'm jealous of good-looking girls that are in shape.
Speaker 2Those are the only things I'm jealous of. I think I'm not really jealous of anybody.
Speaker 1That's good.
Speaker 2Like I said on the last episode, I have everything that I've ever wanted, so I'm I'm good, except these fucking people On my list, but yeah that's funny.
Speaker 1When you said that you were jealous of the buffet people, before you said that, when you were like, oh, these are people I'm jealous of, I thought of the last time we went to that Chinese Place, the one where it's kind of buffaista, a little bit of that's the greatest one you go and you load up your plate and they weigh it and then you eat your food.
Speaker 1And Last time we went, I think we went right before the dinner, the dinner rush, so we were just finishing up because I love getting the fried plantains that they have, and we went just before the dinner rush and everything was a little like a Little, yeah, you can tell.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was a little bit old and then I even told you that. And then we were sitting there eating and I could see them bringing out fresh like white rice, fresh Like orange chicken, like fresh everything, and I was jealous of the people that were there.
Speaker 2Oh man you forgot the best one, your favorite, cream of shrimp.
Speaker 1Please don't say that you love you get it every time. No, I told you last time. There was a lot of like sauce or whatever on top, so I had to flip whatever, it's white. That's that noise, that climb.
Speaker 2Please stop, I'm a flim.
Speaker 1All of a sudden, you're French.
Speaker 2I'm from France, chinese, french, same shit, you know they all love the creme.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, how can you tell if someone is jealous? There are a few Specific body language related things to being jealous body language Mm-hmm, whoa. Mm-hmm, it's not like the last one, where you're like, tilt your head to an 80 degree angle and smirk your eye.
Speaker 2What is it the?
Speaker 1eye roll, okay, so here's some frowning or scowling. Mm-hmm glaring or staring. Oh, it's a rhyme.
Speaker 2You're rapping now.
Speaker 1Uh-huh, give me a beat, give me a beat. Frowning, scowling, well, oh, that's a good start, guys.
Speaker 2Jesus, mm-hmm. We probably sound like dying walruses every time, sorry trying to exit our lungs okay.
Speaker 1Frowning or scowling, glaring or staring narrowed eyes. What does that even mean? It means your eyes are like, really like squinty eyes you mean squinty eyes, squinty McSquinty.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Clenched jaw. Well, pissed off, mm-hmm yeah well, actually wish I mean I might need a clenched off. That'd be good for me too jawline. Titan fists like Arthur.
Speaker 2Jesus, this is like.
Speaker 1Well, this is weird tense facial expression, stiff posture, crossed arms, pacing or restlessness.
Speaker 2I hate all of those.
Speaker 1So if you ever see someone pacing by you back and forth, it means a jealous of you. The frickin' with their fuckin' fists, with their thighs, I'm like they're gonna beat my ass.
Speaker 2I'm like this guy's gonna beat me up for no reason. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah, those are stupid.
Speaker 1I don't like any of those, Well you don't know, physical, physical jealousy. That's how it like shows itself sometimes. That's how people you know.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess that's the first time I ever kind of heard of that.
Speaker 1It's body language. Ok, so do you have any advice to overcome jealousy?
Speaker 2Um, that's kind of the same advice I give to every topic is to not be a bitch. No, I'm just kidding. Um, probably don't like compare yourself to other people Because, like before I had what I have, I'd see other people and be like, damn, they fuckin' have this and that and that, and that is like very negative. To think that way and thinking of that way like it holds you back, I think. So I don't think you should compare yourself to people. Everyone has their own path, their own lane, um, and you should stick to it and fuck everything else. I think I think just worrying about yourself is advice I give In regards to like a personal shit, like in relationship stuff, like trust. Be more trusting instead of jealous, because someone who's with you is with you for a reason and not, I mean, without trust, it's not probably a very good relationship. So, in relationship, trust, and if you're on your own trying to better your life, just worry about yourself and don't compare. I think those are two pieces of advice I'd give.
Speaker 1Nice, I thought you said two pieces in a pod.
Speaker 2Um.
Speaker 1OK, so mine is just always try to remember that the grass is not always greener on the other side, like the grass is greener where you water it for sure, for sure. Um and then um. I feel like you should use jealousy to work on yourself, like use it to reach your own goals.
Speaker 2What do you mean Like?
Speaker 1like, if you're jealous of someone, then this is before I even like wrote anything else under this. But um, if you're jealous of someone, I feel like you should kind of look into that and kind of use it to like. Like, if I'm see some girl on Instagram and I'm like man, her body's great, like oh gross, look at her. I'd be like, well, what can I do?
Speaker 2So use it as fuel kind of like.
Speaker 1Use it to reach your own goals.
Speaker 2Make you get to the next. That's interesting because mine is more like don't.
Speaker 1Don't pay attention yeah.
Speaker 2But I mean it could, it could go either way.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's why we're here, guys.
Speaker 2I guess you can use it as a motivation a little bit, but yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, and I've in um, like pertaining to a relationship, I've always said like I've all. I kind of like when we would talk about people that you've been with before, I would say things like well, I've always known like you ended up with me, so you're mine.
Speaker 2Isn't it weird how people like stress on who have you been with before, Like people you hooked up with?
Speaker 1Oh, you're good. What do you mean? Just wait.
Speaker 2But it's crazy.
Speaker 1Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2That's all I wanted to say.
Speaker 1Okay. So we have a few tips to overcome it. Trace it back to its source, so ask yourself what lies at the root of it. Then take steps to change what you don't like in order to get what you want. Next one is voice your concern so you can bring it up to whoever you need to. Maybe sometimes they haven't noticed their actions or you know? Just talk it out. Next one is talk to someone you trust, Like a friend. In the moment of jealousy, Sometimes it can take over and it can give you a slightly warped sense of reality, Not to say that you like you know things you saw aren't true, but sometimes, when we're in the moment where just like this, this, this you're holding on to what you think, you thought.
Speaker 2Your senses are heightened.
Speaker 1So maybe talk to someone else who's looking in.
Speaker 2Sure.
Speaker 1Mm, hmm, the last, oh no, not last one. The next one is change your outlook on jealousy. Jealousy can show you there's a difference between what you have and what you want. So kind of like what I said, like they can show you what you have and then you can work towards something else.
Speaker 2Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1Last one, use it as a chance to practice gratitude for what you have. So, appreciating positive things in your life that don't relate to jealousy can help you realize that while you're, you might not think your life might not be perfect, because who does think their life is perfect?
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1You've got a lot of good things to be thankful for, so cool.
Speaker 2Those are some good tips yeah. Nice, for sure.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And next is our ask men. What are we asking men today?
Speaker 1We're asking all of us what's your response when your girlfriend asks how many people you had sex with?
Speaker 2Oh, I say one because it's true. Oh God, you took my V card.
Speaker 1Okay, we all know I didn't, and that's why I said here you go. That's why, when I read this, I was like, oh, this is gonna be a good one here you go my baby. Okay, first one true number, honest answer, good for him.
Speaker 2So he tells her the true number.
Speaker 1Yeah, he tells anyone. Oh, we'll see. Now we know that you're lying, sneeze, okay. Next one is I tell her, if she asked, I don't really have anything to hide. Next one is I'd be honest and direct. That's important to me and so, of course, I'd respect if it's important to her. Plus, it would be good in seeing if we have similar views of sex and intimacy, which is also good.
Speaker 2I think you're on the ask women page.
Speaker 1Why? Because you don't like that. Guys don't agree with you.
Speaker 2No, just false, this is falsified information.
Speaker 1Oh well, you'll like this one About 12 ish depends on exactly how you define sex.
Speaker 2One thing I'm going to answer that now about 12 ish.
Speaker 1I'd rather that then would the truth the truth I thought we're about truth and honesty. We are about truth and honesty. One God, please. It's funny that you tell me one, but then in like the moment of other times, like, oh well, this happened, and then this happened. But then we come back and it's always on one.
Speaker 2You're out.
Speaker 1You're out, out in the fields. I tell her I can count them on one hand. I'm a sign language minor. I can count to any number on one hand.
Speaker 2That one's not bad. I like that one.
Speaker 1I haven't had a girlfriend ask me this since I was in my early 20s. Most people don't care, and I'm worried of those that are, but I would answer truthfully.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm worried about those that are.
Speaker 1That are what.
Speaker 2Interested in that.
Speaker 1Meaning your wife.
Speaker 2Sure, yeah, yeah, I guess it is okay to be open and stuff.
Speaker 1It's good to be open.
Speaker 2But for men it's not, it's just brush it to the side a little bit.
Speaker 1That is so crazy. You say that because, if I told you a certain number, you, you did, you told me something different. Okay, we're not. We're not doing this. Ah, Don't get it. Why are you getting mad? Because you literally told me one and then you want to start this.
Speaker 2Then we'll be laying down.
Speaker 1You'd be like oh well, I did have sex with that girl, oh well.
Speaker 2I never said that you did, I never you said I had sex with that girl.
Speaker 1She sat on top of me and then you said I had sex with that girl.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, what.
Speaker 1Uh huh.
Speaker 2You're spinning false facts. No, I remember. So if you want to, start this.
Speaker 1these are things you said I never said that, and then you also said well, I lost my virginity to this girl. Who? Who is this person?
Speaker 2I would never tell you people's names or people.
Speaker 1You didn't tell me her name. You told me who she was, how you knew her.
Speaker 2Uh huh.
Speaker 1All of a sudden, you're telling the people fake stuff.
Speaker 2Fake stuff. You want me?
Speaker 1to keep going. Okay, then I'll say it. You lost your virginity to your sister's friend who was in her 30s, who was a nurse. Yeah, then also you had sex with a girl at your New York camp. Then also you had sex with, uh huh, you had sex with another girl who you went to high school, with, who you said you guys hooked up. So that's already three girls there.
Speaker 2I was just trying to look cool.
Speaker 1None of those are true. Uh huh, all of a sudden. I was just trying to look cool, yeah.
Speaker 2I don't okay.
Speaker 1I'll come with receipts. There ain't no receipts.
Speaker 2Those are all receipts. No, those are fucking false receipts you wrote you. Those aren't the actual receipts. Those are the ones you. You buy that receipt book at the 9910 store and you feel that bitch out on it.
Speaker 1I traced your words and those receipts, so don't bring that.
Speaker 2Those aren't facts, those are fucking fibs.
Speaker 1So you fib?
Speaker 2I was just trying to look cool for any of you.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, okay.
Speaker 2Oh man, this got a little, a little wild. Yeah. Yeah, you see how she got, because I called her out and how she changed her number to me a while ago and then she fucking got crazy.
Speaker 1The amount of, the amount of you know. You know what I'm talking about. The amount of people that I've had actual sex with will never change. All right, it will never change. It changed, did it.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1No no.
Speaker 2Oral counts too.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 2And next is our hot goss, hot Gossley.
Speaker 1Wow.
Speaker 2That was one of our songs, I know it's going to say it.
Speaker 1I know you're the one that's saying it. Okay, so we only have one today.
Speaker 2Are you gonna cry?
Speaker 1No, I'm frustrated.
Speaker 2What is it?
Speaker 1Ariana Grande.
Speaker 2Ariana Grande. She said her name's fucking Grandi on a radio show. Ariana Grande, shut the fuck up she doesn't even know. Grande, You're big bitch Grande.
Speaker 1If you were a Starbucks cup, you'd be a large size.
Speaker 2Yeah, you fuck Grandi.
Speaker 1Well, she got called out by friends of her new boyfriend's wife.
Speaker 2Okay, wait.
Speaker 1Wait, say that again.
Speaker 2What are you talking about?
Speaker 1Ariana Grande got called out by friends of her new boyfriend's yeah, wife Because he's still married. Her new boyfriend.
Speaker 2His wife.
Speaker 1Uh-huh, his wife.
Speaker 2He's married, but he's with Ariana Grande. Yes, huh, I never heard of this.
Speaker 1Wait, we talked about this.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1The guy that she cheated with. He's technically still married.
Speaker 2Uh-huh.
Speaker 1And so.
Speaker 2Her friends called her out.
Speaker 1No, his wife's friends called her out for her new song.
Speaker 2What's it called or what does it say?
Speaker 1It says your business is yours and mine is mine. Why do you care so much who's dick I ride? They called her out for her complete lack of remorse on what she did. What do you mean?
Speaker 2I'm not saying pfft because I'm against you. I'm saying pfft because I'm for you, Don't? There's no remorse. I agree, that's fucking grimy, slimy.
Speaker 1I have a little quote from a friend. She could have taken this opportunity to create music that would be therapeutic for her to heal and for fans to listen to. She could have taken this time to create art that would help those who were hurt to heal, but she didn't. She created art that basically says fuck you, I don't care what I did to her anyone because I'm happy.
Speaker 2She was happy with the last fucking 10 guys she was with.
Speaker 1Yeah, a lot of people were saying that yeah.
Speaker 2She sucks. I just looked this up, but let's see, she dated Graham Phillips. She dated fucking Jordan Viskomi, jay Brooks, nathan Sykes, big Sean I heard he's big too, so after Isn't that-?
Speaker 1that's why it's nothing.
Speaker 2After him, she's useless. Ricky Alvarez, mac Miller, pete Davidson, Mikey Foster is that him?
Speaker 1I don't know, I don't even know who that is.
Speaker 2Herself. Oh, I know Dalton Gomes. Oh, that's the guy she married this guy.
Speaker 1No, Dalton Gomez is the guy she married.
Speaker 2And that's her new Ethan Slater. Okay, spongebob, speaking of fucking body counts, this is who we know 11. Useless she one part of her is grandi, and we know what that part is she's yeah, no, that does suck. I'm just I mean, I'm just kidding, obviously, I'm just talking to you, but no, she sucks. No, it does suck when you don't have remorse for ruining a marriage Allegedly. We don't fucking know.
Speaker 1Allegedly, they're literally in the process of divorce. We've all seen the pictures where it's like a few months ago he was posting about his one-year-old child and his wife, and now he's with Ariana Grande.
Speaker 2Okay, let me just say this If people are married and they're together and say they break up say like a month after they break up and they're not they're not interested in working it out and he or she starts hooking up with someone or gets to someone that's not they're not together, no more. That's not cheating. So maybe they broke up and nobody knows. Nobody knows when they broke up, how they broke up. So that's why I say allegedly it doesn't matter that they're married If they're broken up. So they have to wait three years to start dating someone if it takes that long to fucking divorce.
Speaker 1I don't think you need to wait three years, but I also think you need to wait more than one or two months. You were literally-.
Speaker 2Says who.
Speaker 1You were in a marriage.
Speaker 2Says who.
Speaker 1Says the rules of physics and everything else.
Speaker 2The background theorem yes, a squared plus B squared plus C squared. Yes, yes, no, no, there's no way that you can You're just talking shit.
Speaker 1I don't care. There's no way that you can come from a marriage and start dating right away after you ended that marriage. It's happened millions of times it has, and those people need help.
Speaker 2They need help, but they're free to do whatever they want If they both know they're not gonna work-.
Speaker 1No one says they're not. That's why they're off carrying their relationship.
Speaker 2Okay, but to me that's not cheating.
Speaker 1You're legally still married who?
Speaker 2cares. So you're saying that's cheating because they're legally married.
Speaker 1I think yes, I think, legally you're still married.
Speaker 2You said yes.
Speaker 1I also think you need to give it depends on the time of the relationship. You need to give yourself way more than less than six months.
Speaker 2No, you don't, yes, you do. You can move on and Because then what?
Speaker 1does that say about your relationship?
Speaker 2It says it didn't work out which it didn't clearly. So that's why I say allegedly, I'm not saying-.
Speaker 1You're not saying. It's not allegedly. This is what happened. Allegedly is for when we don't know what happened. This is what happened.
Speaker 2So we know they were together and she hooked up with this guy while they were together.
Speaker 1Yes, while they were filming the that play, she was like well, she was a wicked witch of the east. Isn't that the good witch? Well, she was the bad witch?
Speaker 2No, that's the bad witch. Oh, okay, anyway why can't?
Speaker 1you say her lady bits are grandi, but I can't say anything about her being with a married man.
Speaker 2Because if they're separated, he's not they're not married anymore.
Speaker 1But they weren't separated, is the point.
Speaker 2Okay, you're fucking Tansy. I guess they called your fucking hotline and said Brianna.
Speaker 1And I said let me tell you-.
Speaker 2His wife's friends called you personally Good.
Speaker 1Girl, hey girls, I got you, I'll be there for you. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2Yeah, she still sucks. She's fucking horrible, that girl.
Episode Wrap-Up and Call for Participation
Speaker 1From the moment she licked those donuts she sucked yeah anyway, yeah, well, that's it. That was our hot goss for the day.
Speaker 2That was good hot goss.
Speaker 1That was very hot, it got a little hot. It got heated.
Speaker 2Yeah, it did. Fucking hot goss. That's what a hot goss should be every time let's find something that will borderline make us fight like that.
Speaker 1Then we could bounce back. Anyway, Wait. So you don't want to hear about millionaires anymore trying to go back in their age.
Speaker 2No, that's stupid. No that guy was stupid. That wasn't stupid. But yeah. Anyway, we appreciate you guys tuning in. That was our episode on jealousy. Hopefully you took a little away from this. I felt kind of lost, to be honest. I don't know why my mind is just-.
Speaker 1You're not a jealous guy.
Speaker 2Nope, you could do whatever you want, just not anything with boys. You could go make more money than me.
Speaker 1No, back then it was a dirty issue. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2So in the next few episodes we want to do skeletons in the closet. We say it every time. It's a number that you could call and leave a voicemail or text Any questions of advice about your personal life, dating life, your kids. You could talk shit. You could fucking get something off your chest. We play it or read it anonymously and we hope you guys do it. But Brianna will say the number, since she knows it off the top of her head 562-457-0613.
Speaker 1Yes.
Speaker 2Yes, it is 562-457-0613.
Speaker 1It is anonymous. You can call, you can text and it will always be anonymous.
Speaker 2We'll play your voicemail or read your text yeah it's fun, it's cool. We like doing that.
Speaker 1We already got one, do we?
Speaker 2Yeah, we got a long one, so maybe we just need one for that episode. No, I'm just kidding. But yeah, we'll catch you in the flip-flop later.