All Tricks, No Treats
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All Tricks, No Treats
All Tricks, No Treats #34 Letting Someone Down Easy.
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Ding Dong! What happens when you decide to cleanse your body after a summer of indulgence, but end up face-to-face with your favorite pizza? Our three-day juice cleanse attempt was a comedy of errors, from our enthusiastic start to our pizza-induced end. We share every misstep, including the flu-like symptoms, grumpy moods, and our brave cousin's attempt to salvage the remaining juices. Trust us, this adventure is a rollercoaster you won't want to miss.
Is ghosting ever okay, or should every breakup come with closure? We tackle this tricky topic by sharing personal breakup stories and debating the merits of ghosting versus letting someone down easy. Whether it's a brief fling or a long-term relationship, we explore the emotional impacts on both sides and the best practices for ending things with respect. It's a heartfelt discussion that might just change the way you think about breakups.
And for some lighter fare, we chat about the underrated physical features that drive people wild, from freckles to the mysterious allure of back dimples. Our listeners chime in with their quirky preferences, and we dive into the latest celebrity gossip, including the brewing romance rumors between Doja Cat and Joseph Quinn of "Stranger Things". Finally, we wrap up with some casual banter about life's unpredictability, cultural quirks, and the joys of listener feedback. Join us for a mix of laughter, honesty, and engaging conversation!
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15:23 Letting Someone Down Easy in Dating
28:58 Underrated Physical Features and Celebrity Gossip
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Welcome back to All Tr. No treats.
Speaker 3Look at us back here for the second week in a row like we've said this before 10 years down the line we're back from our 53rd consecutive break, yeah probably more than that, but we're back.
Speaker 2Yeah, be proud of us guys. We're the number one relationship parenting podcast and this is just real, real behavior. We see you, guys, every couple weeks.
Speaker 3We're the number one biannual podcast.
Speaker 2That means our advice is pretty important, so you guys better listen up. But uh, yeah, we're happy to be back and uh, we've been drinking all day. Well, I have yeah you have and I'm excited, you know. But sure, let's get into it sure.
Speaker 3so we're gonna catch up First things first. We tried to do a juice cleanse this week.
Speaker 2Emphasize tried. It was rough.
Speaker 3So we had, like we said, a pretty busy summer with a lot of traveling, so a lot of takeout a lot of fast food, a lot of fried foods, a lot of takeout, a lot of fast food, a lot of fried foods, a lot of buffets, everything snacks. That's not you know healthy road snacks? Yes, yeah, a lot of cheeto puffs um. So we decided that we were going to do a juice cleanse and which was a great idea at the time.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh yeah, I mean, in hindsight it still sounds amazing. Yeah, so we went to a certain place that we've always gone to for like acai bowls and stuff, and we got there. We had a choice of one day, two day or three day. While I was choosing, I said I think we should do two day, and someone here at this table, who will not be named, said no, let's do three day, let's do three day I don't know why I thought I was mentally prepared and physically for a three-day juice fast we're not physically prepared for anything yeah, I hate juice, I hate green juice and I didn't realize.
Speaker 2But it's six fucking juices a day and they're gigantic. I don't even drink two water bottles a day and I had to force myself to drink six. It was terrible, it was not fun at all and we're I'm talking like we did the whole three days okay.
Speaker 3So we did day one. We timed our juices every two hours. They were like green juices, like a cayenne lemonade, um, another green juice, a detox juice, and by the end of day one you came home and you just knocked out I was blown out, felt like I got hit by a truck um, and then, you know, worked on homework with the kids, did all our stuff, made dinner and everything, and all of a sudden I felt sick, like not stomach sick, but flu sick.
Speaker 3I started getting shills, I started getting like fever, like flu symptoms, yeah. And I told him I was like I have to go lay down. I don't know what's going on, but I gotta go lay down. And so I went, I laid in bed. I had the shakes I had everything possible and I was like this can't be it.
Speaker 2This is how I go out a juice cleanse. This is how healthy people feel every day. This is why I don't do it.
Speaker 3Yeah, 100%. And then. So the next day I woke up, I felt better. I think I literally woke up in the middle of the night sweating it out. But I felt better and we, just we did day two up to Dude wait, she did day two.
Speaker 2I drink so much liquid. The first day I didn't drink one juice. The second I said I'm gonna start tomorrow so I'll do a four day, but the second day I'll, uh, skip the juices. Anyway, she did all the juices. I was pretty impressed because they were disgusting. So we go to her cousin's birthday little dinner at a pizza spot not too far from our house and we're sitting there and we're staying strong, you know.
Speaker 3We're in it. Everyone ate already.
Speaker 2Everyone's pigging out. You know the kids are playing games. Everyone's full full of beer, full of pizza, full of salad.
Speaker 3We're there with a styrofoam cup of water.
Speaker 2And there was two boxes of pizza and one box of wings, one box of salad, and me and brianna just looked at each other and we, we didn't even have to say anything and she said yes, dude, we fucking quit the the juice fast. We got got like three pieces, two or three wings salad. Dude, I drank two gallons of ranch right there. I missed it so much. Dude, we're disgusting humans. No, we are. And, to add, I spent like $350 on these juices, so I didn't even care.
Speaker 3That's how desperate I was to get carbs in my belly we're just not meant for that life, we're just not meant for it.
Speaker 2No, we're meant for fucking ozempic and uh and a gastric bypass, but we'll never do that either.
Speaker 3Fuck that no, I'm just meant chubby, chubby.
Speaker 2Life forever we're hoping one day we go to bed and then we like pray before we go to bed and we wake up like super skinny. Well, you're pretty skinny. You do it to be healthy. I do it because I need to lose weight. But um, it was hilarious. We quit the fast and to you doing the fast. God bless you be with you her cousin.
Speaker 2By the way, her older cousin came by the next morning and he picked up the rest of the juices and he's doing a three-day fast on his own yeah, he's like I'll finish this, yeah forget that, go ahead, dude.
Speaker 3That shit was fucking disgusting anyway, we're alive and well we're alive and well a taco last night, ate a short rib today. Uh, we're going crazy I mean, I haven't gotten any flu-like symptoms lately. So me neither scam, scam juice oh wait, first let's cheers to um. We want everyone to be healthy, all you, so you can stick with us forever, but let's cheers to just living the life that we want and we need.
Speaker 2Which is hopefully degenerates together.
Speaker 3Cheers. We're cheersing down here. I mean, that's what it is, though. Right, we're normal people. Yeah, we don't do juice cleanses or fancy diet fads I don't know if we're people you necessarily want to look up to yeah, I was gonna say I don't know if we're people you necessarily want in your life, but when you want to feel like a normal person, come to us.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3We'll show you that.
Speaker 2It doesn't take a lot of convincing for us to make you make wrong decisions, but we're here whenever Hit us up.
Speaker 3So the ZP list is working. I put it up and you already got pretty much 99% of it done, yeah.
Speaker 2So the people who don't know is women ask their significant other to do things and we wait a couple months because that's like you have to put in a fucking work order. You know it takes time for us to get to it invoice yeah, and brianna started making this list where I need to just do it because she wants me to and I don't want to.
Speaker 3But uh, I've been doing it yeah, there's just things around the house that need to be done by someone other than I, because I can't reach these things. So, um, they're very high up and I need someone tall to do it yeah so that's a good tip.
Speaker 2If you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend or or wife, make a list for them to do, and then they should do it.
Speaker 3I think it helps. I put like a little heart on it. It helps for sure?
Speaker 2Yeah, it definitely helps, because I forget things two seconds after you tell me to do it, and then having something written down is pretty nice.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's working out.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3And our last thing is, we came out with our first reel we did our first like we started a new trend we started a new trend.
Speaker 2It's called uh, get ready with us. Like I don't think anyone's ever done it before.
Speaker 3None of these influencers have ever done that.
Speaker 2No, I'm just kidding we have talked about it a long time ago, though, to do a get ready with this real, because she dresses pretty good and I dress like shit every single day and she's like let's get dressed one day and we've talked about this, but I always say, like let's be fancier, like let's yeah, there's a couple times where we could have.
Speaker 2But I'm like, oh, just wait, wait. But my best bud got married in northern ireland and we had like a suit and a dress and we just did it. So if you want to see us in our underpants for a couple seconds, go check it out.
Speaker 3We get ready and uh but be kind, that's our first one we're looking spiffy, you know and that was before our juice cleanse. So my jacket was a little tight, so my chins are all coming out.
Speaker 2We did it though it has over a thousand views on a couple of our platforms, so we're pretty stoked. Like it or hate it. Watch it.
Speaker 3We did it, yeah, okay. So I do have a quick question. We talked about this before and we said we wanted to bring it up. You know, we drive through places every once in a while, uh-huh, and we've talked about this who has better service, chick-fil-a or In-N-Out?
Speaker 2Damn, that's a tough question. That's what you said when I asked you the first time. That's a kid or kid question. Uh, champ, always ask us what do you like better, this or this? But um, I'd say in and out you think they have better service? Yeah, I think chick-fil-a they're pretty nice, but in and out is like if you're the 50th person in line. They're like there and they're super sweet to you, no matter what you order. I order some pretty gnarly things sometimes and they're super nice the whole way.
Speaker 3When you pull up to chick-fil-a they're nice there, but they make these fuckers at in and out walk half a mile down the road to take your order chick-fil-a does too no, not not when I've been there but you know what chick-fil-a they also have those little if it's raining or like they wear like a I don't even know what it is like it's like a big tent over them. Have you ever seen that? No they're like standing there and like I'm gonna have to find a picture of it. It's like an, a personable, easy up, personal, easy really yeah they're standing there in it like, like in the rain or in the sun.
Speaker 2Maybe I'm not experienced in Chick-fil-A that much because I choose in an original time.
Speaker 3I choose Cane's, but I don't think Cane's has. They're not known for their great what do you think is nicer? I think Chick-fil-A, I think they have a lot of manners. You know they're supposed to. Manners, you know they're supposed to. We all hear they're supposed to respond to you in a certain way interesting. So we'll see, maybe we'll ask our, maybe we'll go after this, no, I already told you I want taco bell, taco bell, taco bell okay, so our topic for today is letting them down easy Heartbreakers.
Speaker 2Where you at. Where's the heartbreakers? I don't know. You're a heartbreaker, not I. You broke a couple hearts in high school.
Speaker 3Did I no, probably broke my own heart waiting for Gerard. Way.
Speaker 2Oh no.
Speaker 3Okay, so we did some polls Our. Our first question was have you ever been or had to let someone down easy? 100 of people said yes, it sucks damn 100 zero percent said no, but I want to know the cheese man. Is there a right way to tell someone you're not into it? 22% said duh, you've got to tiptoe around their feelings. 78% said nah, just get it done. And 0% said still waiting for the stories and chisme.
Speaker 2I think you got to get it done, but you definitely have to be what's the word, I don't know vulnerable or Tactful. Yeah, tactful, yeah, not vulnerable. They have, they're vulnerable. You have to be like, like a fucking marine battling I mean, when you said tactful, I thought of a motherfucker raising a m4, shooting for some reason and shooting what shooting? The bad thoughts shooting the feelings down, dog. I don't know why I thought that. But yeah, you definitely have to tiptoe, you have to get it done, you know quick agreed.
Speaker 3Would you stay friends with someone after letting them down easy or being let down easy?
Speaker 2I think people do, but I don't. You should.
Speaker 3I don't ever think you should be friends with exes.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 3But 38% said yes, I can move forward, no problem. 62% said no, it ends there. So I'd be part of the 62%. And then we asked people to send us their letting down easy stories. Someone said nowadays you meet people and it's this on the regular. Lol, no one says anything, it just is. So I think that's the new, like dating life yeah, for sure um, someone said never let them down easy. But lately I've been unfriending people and just telling them straight to the the point I like it. Cutthroat, I like it.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3You know you got to do what works out for you best. Yeah, last one is I've always just slowly stopped talking to them, too scared to end it straight up, lol, something.
Letting Someone Down Easy in Dating
Speaker 2I'd do. Yeah, it's weird, you know, I think when you're younger it's weird, you know, I think when you're younger it's weird to end it with for me anyway. Uh, I don't know, it's fucking, it sucks to be on that. Uh, end of the stick. You know, but you definitely should end it quickly and like be straightforward, you know yeah, that's part of why we chose this topic is because you know it's.
Speaker 3it's a thing we all know about ghosting and it's better to just let someone down, as uneasy as it is.
Speaker 2Let them down easy, you know.
Speaker 3Yeah, I feel like if you get Move on.
Speaker 2When you get older, then you should tell them. You should tell them straight up all the time, but when you get older it should be like you need to, because you shouldn't waste anybody's time, you know I think even when we're young, like why, what's the? Point, because you're young and dumb and full of cum.
Speaker 3I don't think that's a cloudy judgment, okay, um so, like I said, we've talked about ghosting.
Speaker 3Although it can seem like the easy way out, it doesn't work for both parties involved that's true because sometimes, um, people get hurt and even if you don't feel a need to continue a relationship with them, there's got to be a more amicable way, okay, so what are some reasons for letting someone down easy? You're not attracted to them, there's no connection, uh, you feel like you're better off as friends, or you just want something more casual in your dating life? Um, are there any? Do you have any reasons for not letting someone down easy, like why you would just because?
Speaker 2and boot it because I'm a bitch and I hate making people feel sad, so I just slowly stop responding that makes them feel more sad no, I think it makes them get the hint like, oh shit, they're kind of like not responding as much and this is how we know you're not a girl seems like they're not interested. So I think, yeah that, yeah that.
Speaker 3Not even a girl. I feel like there's both sides where if you start ghosting someone like that, they just they get sad.
Speaker 2I don't know, People need that closure sometimes not all the time. Just move on, man, you get the hint. I mean now I would obviously, but what do you, would you?
Speaker 3give me. I probably send them a voicemail of that and they'd be like oh, thank god she's gone. Hey, man I don't know if this is working okay, so here are some things about letting them down easy.
Speaker 3Don't wait too long I agree when you know you know, I hate that. But when you know you know, okay. So it's a normal part of dating and it's definitely nothing to be ashamed of. But the kindest thing you can do for both parties involved is to let the other person know you're not into it. So like, don't, once you get the feeling, don't prolong it and make more memories with them. Make them you know like you even more. Make things worse, harder to get rid of.
Speaker 2Some false hope there yeah.
Speaker 3Once you know, you know.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think time is time and truth truth and time tell all. But yeah, telling them as soon as you know is, I think, the most responsible thing. You don't want to lead someone on for too long when you know your head's not in the game.
Speaker 3You know that's just unfair, I think yeah, um, I remember talking to a friend one time what's his name?
Speaker 3no, I was talking to a girlfriend but it was about a guy that I was hanging out with and, uh, I remember talking to her and I just remember being like, oh, I don't really know how I feel about him anymore, like I just wasn't into it anymore. And um, she was and I was like, like, look at that guy, like that guy's cute and she was like you know what she was like. The fact that you say that like tells me that you need to break it off. Yeah you should break it off and it's true.
Speaker 2What guy was it?
Speaker 3it was just a guy from school the college guy we weren't even like. No, we weren't even like anything. We're just kind of talking a little bit. Um, they got you hooked up a little bit.
Speaker 2Oh my gosh, your head just did like a full 90 degree angle he just came alive what was it that you didn't like about the guy anymore it wasn't didn't like him anymore, it's just I didn't feel it.
Speaker 3I didn't feel the spark anymore, like I didn't you know? When you know, you know, sure.
Speaker 2So that's it, don't prolong it you should take it for what it was and be like damn, she hooked me up.
Speaker 3I'm done I mean did I, did I not?
Speaker 2I don't know, we'll see will we we'll out about it later, I know.
Speaker 3As soon as I say it, he's going to be like who was he Just kidding? Okay. So I also read a lot about how you should do it. I read on websites call text is okay. I read a few times that in person is how it should always be, but I think it depends on different variables.
Speaker 2Yeah, definitely 100%. But if it's like normal, if you guys are cool with each other and you shoot a text like hey, it's not working, that's a fucking asshole move, at least tell them in person so you think in person, then yeah, always not always. If you guys are cool, you know if things are okay between you guys. But if it gets kind of rocky or it's like getting a little weird, if someone's getting a little crazy or something, it's be like, hey, I'm out this bitch, sorry.
Speaker 3On to the next you know I'm out of you bitch but yeah, you definitely should, uh and every everything.
Speaker 2There's variables, but yeah, if it's okay, you should do it in person yeah.
Speaker 3So I have the length of your talking dating matters. As a variable. I also have how far you've gone together, so like sexually or in a relationship, like meeting friends, meeting family, like you know, going over their house. Obviously, if you've gone that far, then you can't just call them or text them like 100. You need a little more, put a little more effort in, okay. Next one is when it happens, you need to be ready to talk to them about it and have them and show them that their feelings are valid.
Speaker 3Okay, because people will have a reaction to it, you know 100 they've invested stuff and you gotta be ready to hear it, um, so you don't owe any more explanation or time than you feel like giving. But if the other person expresses different emotions, like sadness or frustration, um, you should be able to let them know that their feelings are valid.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3So if you're comfortable with it, even just saying something like I understand how you're feeling, or I understand your disappointment, or yeah, why are you smiling like that?
Speaker 2Because that's insane, that's crazy. I never would see myself doing that, but that's true. You should be able to do that.
Speaker 3So you think people should do it, but you won't do it.
Speaker 2Heck, no, heck no, heck, no, I'm on that fucking 2008 mindset. Just slowly stop talking to them.
Speaker 3Don't look at me like that 2008? Okay, Tom.
Speaker 2Okay, well, I mean, I don't know, maybe now I would tell them that, but I I'm just, I was used to doing that oh sorry not in like a bad way, I'm just I don't know I was scared to. I was a baby, but you should don't, okay. What else should you tell them?
Speaker 3go okay. The next thing is to be honest and don't make promises you can't keep yeah so be direct about why you're having this conversation with them, and it's really hard, um, it's really hard for people who are people pleasers, like us. Apparently, I didn't know you were such a people pleaser what do you mean?
Speaker 2how?
Speaker 3so I didn't know that you were so afraid to talk about your feelings with someone, in fear of that doesn't mean I'm a people pleaser, it's just I'd rather.
Speaker 2I don't know, I guess I feel weird doing that to someone. It sucks.
Speaker 3Okay, so obviously don't be like brutally honest.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3Like don't crush.
Speaker 2It should be quick, to the point. Hey, this isn't working. Uh, whatever you know, I would. Maybe, if we were dating other people, I would tell them for sure.
Speaker 3Next, oh so on, obviously like no, um, we should still be friends or we'll still hang out yeah, that's weird, we'll see each other later. Like none of that. If you don't mean it, if you really won't put the time and effort in. Don't say that. Don't give them false hope. You know.
Speaker 2I agree.
Speaker 3Okay, last one. If you're letting them go, let them go. Are you reading my computer? I'm I'm listening to you so part of letting someone down easy means having the courage to let them go yeah yeah, um playing games sorry if you hear kids in the back.
Speaker 2They're in the room fucking wrestling. Yeah, oh, there's a dog barking.
Speaker 3We love that everyone is alive and well the tree's here again oh no, look at this one, um. So don't play any games about staying in contact. Yeah, meeting up or even hooking up, because that'll mess with their head and for sure, even sometimes your own, yeah, yeah I think mess with their head more. But yeah, yeah, definitely more, but if you're trying to let someone go and you're still seeing them, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 2That's rude.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, for sure sure You're not giving them their chance to be free.
Speaker 2Go, fly, be free Be free.
Speaker 3Okay, so here are some things you can say. I really enjoyed meeting you, but I just didn't feel the chemistry I'm looking for. I wish you luck in your search, though my intonation was off.
Speaker 1I appreciate you for your time, but I didn't really feel a connection.
Speaker 3Thank you for the fun date, but I'm not feeling a romantic connection. Or it was great meeting you, but I don't feel a spark. So a lot of things are honest, like to the point yeah and polite and have, like, a reason for why sure not just like I don't want to see you anymore I definitely think the last two were better than the first ones.
Speaker 2You don't want it to be robotic, you want it to be natural, you know I do think the first one is very like.
Speaker 3I think you couldn think you couldn't even read it.
Speaker 2That's how robotic it was. I really enjoyed meeting you, you almost said fucking bleep, bleep. You almost fucking turned off at the end.
Speaker 3I malfunctioned, yeah, but the last two yeah, hey, I'm really not feeling it.
Speaker 2I mean, I think you're a good friend and that's it, move forward.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2For sure.
Speaker 3That's it, so let them down. If you're in this situation, be respectful, let them down Easy, just tell them why and then that's it. Leave it be.
Speaker 2Dude dating sucks. Dating fucking sucks, Especially if you're as ugly as me. Dude, if we broke up.
Speaker 3Have you tried lately?
Speaker 2And I would fucking date someone. Dude, I'd struggle, I'd probably struggle 100%.
Speaker 3Oh, I would not date at all.
Speaker 2You don't have to. Guys would be fucking flocking to your ass, oh please. I'd have to pull out like dude. I was like I used to be the funniest guy in the world and I think I just have to dig in that treasure chest, you know, dust off the cobwebs, that treasure chest, you know dust off the cobweb. Oh, dig real hard girls, like funny, you know, and I'm naturally okay, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, I'm just joking. It'd definitely be hard.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, if for me to do we always have this conversation, don't we not? Always we're almost there, hey, when we break up counting down the days. See you on the other side.
Speaker 2We don't have a day planner, we do that's not with you, though it'd be hard as fuck.
Speaker 3I could never, I'd just be, I'd be like a spinster knitting my, my knitting my knit caps and read my books.
Speaker 2I'd be living in my sprinter van playing call of duty and I'd be eating fast food, not thinking about juicing at all I don't think it was every fast food I'd hit all the fucking carl juniors in the united states um. Dating sounds like it's no bueno, especially now we're all old as fuck, you know and if you're not pretty, then it fucking sucks for you more well, there's someone out there for everyone yeah, I mean, I'm speaking on personal experience looks I think you have good looks oh, thanks bud, that's cute.
Speaker 2Okay, why is your nose getting bigger? I'm hot, I'm actually really hot, okay.
Speaker 3So next is our ask, men, and it is what is an underrated physical feature that makes you go crazy? Do you want to hear them first?
Speaker 2or do you want to answer?
Speaker 3no, let's hear first, okay, honestly posture for me, oh no and I don't mean necessarily good posture, just different people can pull off different stances, if that makes sense. Someone answered is it actually you're right? This is attractive.
Speaker 2I've never thought about this till now I think they're talking about presence, more presence, yeah, like oh, like you walk into a room, you light up the room. That guy's fucking killing it right there. That's not me either.
Speaker 3Okay, when a guy reach for something and you can see his muscles along the ribs contracting and shifting, it does stuff to me. I don't know about that. I don't know, I don't. I'm not a big rib person, barbecue or.
Speaker 2Males.
Speaker 3Yeah, the side of a woman's neck, just where males. Yeah, the side of a woman's neck, just where it meets the shoulder and someone replied are you a vampire, a defined collarbone?
Speaker 2I don't care about that no, there are.
Speaker 3It's like it's called, like the decolletage nice. It looks very nice. I wouldn't know because I don't have one, but good legs. Maybe it's just me, but that's the first thing I look at. They are my kryptonite. You could be flat chested and have a small bum for all I care, as long as you've got a nice pair of getaway sticks, you've got my attention. For me, two spots the neck and the spot where a woman's ass meets the thigh, the inner part. I don't know why, but I love that spot.
Speaker 2The fucking portal of light, the portal of the next universe. When a girl's legs are just together and they have the hole right below the crotch, I don't know. You do know because you have that.
Speaker 3I don't look for that I do?
Speaker 2I'm trying to jump in that bitch.
Speaker 3Like a jumper Large and or distinguished noses. I've always hated noses.
Speaker 2Someone said as a girl with a big nose. This makes me so happy. Oh bitch, no one trying to look at your fucking nose dog, this person is? She wrote that shit herself. Why are they the same names? Is this why you're replying to yourself?
Speaker 3Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3So what's an underrated physical feature that makes you go crazy?
Speaker 2I'm really into the back dimples. They're fucking super sexy.
Speaker 3Is that underrated? I feel like.
Speaker 2It's underrated. No one talks about it. People talk about it, but that's nice.
Speaker 3I remember back then People used to get them pierced.
Speaker 2That's weird. I've never seen that before.
Speaker 3Yeah, they used to get like Little dermals in them.
Speaker 2Yeah. The back dimples are Damn.
Speaker 3What about you? You know, you know. Why are you sweating? Because I got hot thinking about it. The back why are both of ours the same? Mine is upper, yours is lower. What about the back? I love a big back. The back why are both of ours the same? Mine is upper, yours is lower. What about the back? I love a big back. Do you really? I really do, dude. I have a gigantic back. I mean hello. Is that why you love me? I love you. Is that why?
Speaker 2you get mad at me when I say rub me Because you have to do twice the work.
Speaker 3I just want to be on a mire from afar.
Speaker 2You have to use two hands at once to rub my whole back that's hilarious that's a good one.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's funny well, it'd be cool to hear what other people underrated is the cool part like things you don't think of yeah, for sure I was gonna say the feet, but then I'm like damn, every guy likes feet, pretty much or like freckles. Is that underrated, like I like?
Speaker 2yeah, that's underrated. Yeah, that is no one really talks about that hands I love your hands heads and shoulders, knees and toes.
Speaker 2Knees and toes I love what your hands can do okay, okay, anyway, and so last it's been a while hot gossip, hot gosling you know we love, we love a hot gosling, we love gossip when it doesn't have to do with us, it doesn't have to do with everybody else okay, joseph Quinn and Doja cat are reportedly dating I have no idea who that guy is remember when the last season came out, doja quinn slid into doja quinn, I mean I don't talk about
Speaker 3them a lot doja cat slid into one of the little boys' DMs asking if he had like a social media or something, and then he posted it and she came out and was like he's a snake and they're dating now, they're dating now.
Speaker 2So he's not a snake. No, she wanted his snake. She always wanted Joseph's Quentin snake.
Speaker 3But he was eddie. I think his name was eddie and what in stranger things. Remember, with the long hair, the metal head, the white guy, the one that spoiler alert if you haven't seen it, don't listen he died. He's the one that died what's her name's brother?
Speaker 2no, no the girl who's flying's brother no, that was a different guy.
Speaker 3This was the guy who's the metalhead. He ran the like dungeons and dragons um club. He had curly hair.
Speaker 2He was this guy, holy shit, this guy, yeah, that guy's not even good looking.
Speaker 3Oh, dude, that's crazy he's dating her. So she watched it and, apparently, like d, dmed one of the other cast members.
Speaker 2Yeah, I remember that, and then there was drama. That was a long time ago, yeah, he showed it, and now apparently they're together. Wait, he died.
Speaker 3He died in the end. Remember he was playing the Metallica song.
Speaker 2Oh shit, and all the little bat things came and bit him. Dude, I'm sad now. I loved his character he was the best.
Speaker 3We all want, the one person, the one person. We always love him he died the brother of the girl who flies up.
Speaker 2He died. Then the fucking stoner dude with the long hair. They didn't even invite him to the new season oh, I liked him.
Speaker 3I think he plays the same character at every show.
Speaker 2Yeah, that sucks, though. I wish they called him back. He made the the series he made it really good him him and the, the stoner dude yeah, they were the best part yeah, for sure 100 damn, that's crazy.
Speaker 3They're dating, so they're dating now. Reported doja cat owes everyone an apology especially that one boy yeah, I agree okay, and the last one is pictures of ben affleck. Oh, actually not the last one. Pictures of ben affleck oh, actually not the last one. Pictures of Ben Affleck have recently come out of him looking very happy retrieving food from his LA rental and everyone's like I've missed that smile. I haven't seen that smile.
Speaker 2Dude, if you're Ben Affleck's friend and didn't tell him help him, you're a fucking idiot for dating J-Lo. Then you're not his real friend. I think I did. Everyone knew that was going to happen. Obviously she's fucking delusional from life, thinking that it's 20 years ago and she was this popular.
Speaker 3She's still Jenny from the block.
Speaker 2She's still drinking her orange drink, she's never from the fucking block.
Speaker 3She's still got an orange drink on her that's crazy dude, see it.
Speaker 2My favorite is like what's one thing people from new york say? And she looked at the camera and said fuck you gosh what are? You talking about? I heard nobody showed up to her concerts and they dropped the tickets as low as $8 a ticket.
Speaker 3I wouldn't go.
Speaker 2Dude, she's falsified, she's fake, Fake as fuck. I'm more New Yorker than her. Get the fuck out of here, though. Well, there's reportedly pictures of him without her I've seen a couple, actually he's smiling he was with one was with jennifer garner and they were both like giddy, you know, like little kids, and he's free, hopefully he ends up back with her.
Speaker 3Actually. No, she's in a happy relationship now oh good, fuck him.
Speaker 2Uh funny story is one of my homies, old homies. He works on appliances. He's been doing it for a long time and he works for a company and they go all over and he knocks on this super big ass fucking house. One day jennifer garner opens up the door. It's her house and her refrigerator.
Speaker 2So I'm sure he's working on and he's like dude, she was so nice, she offered me a fucking sandwich and I told or some shit he's working on. And he's like dude, she was so nice, she offered me a fucking sandwich and I told her no, and he's like I regret it till this day. I wish she made me a sandwich she was.
Speaker 3She makes like organic purees for babies and I was like what did you fix?
Speaker 2or what he's like dude it was like her heart. It was like a fifteen thousand dollar fridge. He's like get a fucking two hundred dollar whirlpool dude. It's better than the one I worked on, but that's cool, huh yeah I mean, I feel like that's what I would expect from jennifer garner yeah, she seems nice. She's a sweet girl, for sure she's 13, going on 30 always.
Speaker 3Last thing is I almost said this to you, I think it's old, but I want to talk to you about it asap rocky has refused to hire a babysitter for his kids. He says he didn't wait 35 years to have children just to hire someone to look after them the homies tripping dog.
Speaker 2The homies tripping straight up. Hire a nanny bitch, go make new music rihanna make oh no, remake new music?
Speaker 3okay. Well, they need a babysitter then? No, because that's him. He wants to take care of them while she is doing her stuff.
Speaker 2What's he trying? To be A good dad or something? Come on, get a fucking nanny and go record new music. Both of you. What are you guys doing? Save the fucking world. Do you see where we're at? Yeah, we're struggling out here Fucking. Make some new music.
Speaker 3It's. All the world needs is your new music. It's Rihanna.
Speaker 2Okay, don't, then I don't give a shit.
Speaker 3I said Riri. No, no, no, I said Riri.
Speaker 2Raise your babies Happily ever after.
Speaker 3Ew Go for it.
Speaker 2What do I tell you? I say if we ever have another baby, baby no, we're not starting this I am not raising this next baby. I can't. I'm hiring someone full time to help you raise the baby, but there's no more and I said no more baby raising it was our actions that led to this baby.
Speaker 3So if you and we even just had this conversation where I said, hey, I think in a few years you need to get retested to make sure that your vasectomy is still working, you're like no. I'm never going to do that, no, and I said I think you should, because it does fix itself. Things happen where people get vasectomies and all of a sudden their wives get pregnant again.
Speaker 2If it happens, it's not my fault, so I'm not doing it, no, no.
Speaker 3That's why I said you should go get tested.
Speaker 2I did this for a reason, and if it doesn't work, it's not my fault. I'm a victim.
Speaker 3That's why I said you should go get retested.
Speaker 2I'm a victim. I'm a victim in all this.
Speaker 3I'm going to be a victim of something else.
Speaker 2You heard it here first. You guys know who who did it turn her in? Yeah j-lo.
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Speaker 2Anyway, is that it? Yeah, that's it. Good, that's it. I have a headache. I drank fucking 14 beers already today and my head's hurting oh gosh, that's none of our faults it's your fault. You've been offering to bring them all fucking hot oh yeah hate when you offer, because I'm like, damn, that's so hot. She offers me beers. I'm like I have to take them. So now I'm 14 beers in and we're going out tonight and I don't know what's gonna to happen. I don't know what's going to happen?
Speaker 2Yeah, maybe I'll be a victim. I can't even speak.
Speaker 3Yeah, you can't even speak.
Speaker 2So let's, oh shit, drop this up, player your eyes are like more than halfway closed. Well, asians have small eyes. What? I'm not saying anything bad. Why are you inhaling like that? The kids are getting rowdy, you hear them over there.
Speaker 3Oh no, Where's the dog? He's silent.
Speaker 2Dog outside fighting possums and shit. Anyway, we appreciate you guys tuning in. We had some love shown on the last episode and the reel that we posted, which was super dope. We hope to see you from here on out, so we'll catch you on the flip-flop later. Bye. Bye.