Back from the Dead: Babies, Booze & Haunted Houses

We’re back, baby! After a 3-week break (blame life, not us), Todd and Kyle return with headsets, Screwball whiskey, and stories you didn’t ask for—but probably needed. Kyle just had a baby (congrats Finn!), Todd’s been fighting haunted houses and bad vibes, and somehow Facebook drama snuck in too.

It’s our classic blend of chaos, comedy, and real talk—now with 10% more peanut butter whiskey and 100% more ghost stories.

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right everybody welcome to another episode or another podcast of When Does the [ __ ] Again um Kyle's over here

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messing with my head right now didn't like tell me that we were recording and I'm over here into the microphone cuz we got

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these new headsets and it allows us to hear each other a

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little bit better and understand what kind of sound is coming through the microphone as we're recording this stuff

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so it's a little weird right now for me yeah it's all new it's all new all right well you know what time it is uh it's

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time for that uh screw ball shot oh I love screw ball you know I've been looking forward to this ever since you

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left school

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that's just so smooth oh yeah and so delicious so peanut buttery [Laughter]

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all right well I I don't really know where we left off here it's been quite a

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minute since we've done a podcast yeah it has uh and it's it's it's been a minute since they've heard a podcast

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yeah that's true uh because Brandon's has not been released yet oh man well you know that's on our end people and

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we're sorry about that if you're wondering why there was such a long delay it was because we had a lot of

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things going on in our lives there in the last couple months uh Kyle just had a new baby woot woot is that what the

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baby said when it came out woot that is exactly and raised his arms up and was like woot so you had a dancing baby uh

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yeah he was he was perfect so why don't you tell everybody what his name is his name is Phineas but we call him Finn oh

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that's that's a way to be blunt about it you know exactly and then uh I had some things going on

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in my life but uh you know we're back yeah we are and uh

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there's a lot of things that have been happening i can't remember when the last episode they're going to hear where they're at but once again oh man I don't

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know my apologies to you all if you've been waiting and wondering where we've been well um they would be starting the

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last one they probably heard will probably at this time be episode 19 which is the one that Brennan was our uh

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um extra person ah our guest okay so how

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long ago how long ago was the gap there like three weeks three weeks without a podcast

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oh man yep you're fired i know you are fired yep it's me uh it's all my fault

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and I uh I apologize to you guys well you shouldn't have to apologize you got a baby at home i mean that that's not

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what it was but you know let's let's just move on oh man well um there's a few things that

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have happened in this last couple this last week today is um the 30th tomorrow

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will be Halloween yes it will be and uh my little boy just turned two on the 20th yes he did yeah it's amazing man

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these kids grow up they grow up so fast the little minds are they're like little things of clay you're just molding it by

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everything you do with them yep and everything they see it's just a big slab of putty mhm i don't think I should be

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calling him little [ __ ] anymore no he'll he'll understand what that is soon no he won't no he won't the first time

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he says [ __ ] I'm going to laugh my ass off i know and then I'm going to look at Michelle and probably get smacked yeah

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yeah or at least get in trouble you know oh yeah look what you've been doing now i can hear it i can hear it already um I

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also have been working at a haunted house yes you have for the whole month right uh most of it i ended up having to

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go to Dallas we'll get into that a little bit more but I was working at Creepy World in St louis and they put a

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video up of me scaring these people and let's let's paint a picture of this okay

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i'm on a metal gurnie inside of a haunted house yep i have blood all over my limbs and my face and I'm laying

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there pretending to be dead well as these people walk in they think I'm a prop yeah i mean cuz you have no arms

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and legs i mean what kind of person would be i know they think I'm a prop so they're like "That ain't real that ain't

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real." So then I jump up and I'm like "Help me." And they're like "Oh [ __ ] he

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is real." Yep [ __ ] man that had like over like two million views or some [ __ ] like that it had over four million did

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it really i wish we would have put that on our account yeah well we still can yeah yeah we can yeah but anyway where I

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was going with this is on Facebook where they posted it as well mhm everybody

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loved it except for one guy one guy who was the guy what was his name i don't remember his name but he went off on

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some people in there and then he also went off on Creepy World saying "How dare they exploit a veteran to make a

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dollar?" So I had to go in there and rewrite a comment to him saying "Sir I'm

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the one who made that decision." Blah blah blah yeah you don't even know how much you're getting paid you told me

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yourself that you were like "Hey I'm going to work here." And you you went up there and was "Okay I'm working here." It wasn't about the money for me i It

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was about doing something and something that I like to do getting me out of the house and in Creepy World's Defense it's

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not like they broadcast this everywhere like "Oh we've got this dude." Because you just showed up yeah and then you

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just started doing it well yeah they actually the the reason that they put that on there was because I was leaving

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a week early before the haunted house closed down to go to Dallas to do a job with Jake i think we talked about when I

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was in California doing work like that um but I had to do that again so I had

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to leave earlier because obviously that pays more money and you know Yeah and I get to go to Dallas so Exactly

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but it it was strange to me that this man he went through and he would find he like picked on people he was like "Let's

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make let's what Mr nicely make that call for himself." And they took a picture of me and I was smiling and he says in the

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picture I look horrible and upset and not having fun he just wanted to be upset for you he I don't even know why

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he was well there's this thing that's this this whole social like justice thing you got to be upset for somebody

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else because obviously they can't be upset for themselves you know [ __ ] yeah that's exactly right like there's

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no point of it no not at all if you had a problem with it you wouldn't have let them record it you wouldn't have let

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them do it right exactly so it's not like they took advantage of me no they even gave me a free hoodie oh dude

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that's awesome yeah free Creeper World hoodie [ __ ] man you going to be working again there next year uh I thought about

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going in tonight but I'm just we're out from just now getting back in i believe it we were We uh worked 22 hours [ __ ]

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are they going to be open on Monday night uh they'll be open tomorrow i'll probably go in tomorrow i don't know how

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many people will show up though with it being Halloween i mean I I would have you know yeah i mean but you know that's

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when the kids all go trick-or-treating that's true that's true you know the parents are walking the kids around the

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streets and I mean maybe I'm we're sending our kids out by themselves this year for the first time yeah well yeah

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you're How old are they 13 10 13 and 10 that's not bad no not bad at all just uh

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also CNN just uh said on the news the other day that they got all these little

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miniature bags of Skittles filled with fentanyl oh yeah because somebody's going to give out their own drugs to

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children well I know but they're saying be careful in case a pack got you know you'll never know you never know a box

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got lost in transit but that's that was obviously their way of shipping the drugs under cover gotcha but you don't

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know yeah that's fair you don't know i mean you would find out eventually well

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yeah if your child dies from eating fentanyl Skittles but I mean if they're

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designed to look like that are we going to be able to tell if they're fentanyl well yeah they're not going to be Skittles okay well then that's different

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so they're in Skittles packaging but not Skittles okay i'll just tell my kids be like "Hey if there aren't actual

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Skittles in the Skittles package do not eat it." Or touch them or touch them

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yeah yeah that fentanyl is a nasty drug it really is it's a terrible drug

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it's It's running rampant in the country right now apparently I know Kyle but you're killing me with your like oneword

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answers here you can tell we haven't done this in a while i know it's so bad h dude I know it just feels I wouldn't

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say awkward but just different yeah it doesn't feel as upbeat yeah yeah um I

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think we need to get a guest for next time yeah we'll definitely need to get a a guest we'll discuss that later so you

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said you went to Texas you went for work and you said you just sat outside of a hole right they were in a confined space

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area and when you're in a confined work space you have to have a firewatch or a hole watch okay so that way if someone

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inside the confined space catches on fire because they're welding or there's a fire or something oh so they're

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they're welding inside this confined space yes okay so it it it was an easy

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job i sat a chair but hey you know it was long I bet very very long how long

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did you spend out there uh three four days hey man you could you can move that mic closer to you so you can lean back

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oh I can i forgot this is my house Kyle i do what I want i just had to remind you you know

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oh man goodness i don't know where to go with this now Kyle i know it's we we're just we're not in practice

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anymore so this is um here I want to hear another Todd story that you haven't told us can you think of one at all or I

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don't know which ones I've already told you i know um what's your leave least favorite Todd story my least favorite

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Todd yeah your least favorite Todd story about yourself uh I know oh I don't I don't think I've sold this one so I go

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to throw the first pitch out at the Cardinals game i' I've heard this one personally but I know we haven't talked

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about it either okay so Joshua Chamberlain Society they asked me if I want to throw the first pitch out at the

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baseball game because you know I'd lost my limbs i'm one of the heroes and I'm down in the basement well right before

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the game was getting ready to start it started raining so I'm down in the basement near the clubhouse drinking

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beers and practicing throwing this ball you know with my my two limbs as far as

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I can get it well man I'm doing good i'm getting this ball that's going up in the roof and all this good stuff well you

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know a couple beers later a couple beers later probably about an hour and a half two later I finally go out to the mound

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to do it and I'm walking out there and I go I go to throw this pitch and in front

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of 30,000 people my leg slips on the wet grass the ball goes straight up in the air i turn around hit the ground and

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then had to get up and everybody's clapping and I'm like "Yeah the ball

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didn't even make it i think it went backwards." Yeah

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i wish I wish that would was on camera i got it on video yeah well we need that to post yeah man it's on YouTube just go

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to Todd Nicely throws out the first pitch that's right and that's what that's what we'll do yeah we're gonna

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have to Well they can all do it now yeah well yeah okay todd nicely throws out the first pitch cardinals game

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we really need to come up with a plan uh yeah but you said you don't like plans

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you want to go with the flow you know I do as far as guest wise though because Veterans Day is coming up is it oh then

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we need to get a good veteran on here well yeah veterans Day the Marine Corps birthday yeah okay i mean the Well I

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never really celebrate Veterans Day because the Marine Corps birthday is always the day before okay so I always

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end up using Veterans Day as a recovery day which is what Veterans Day is for

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you know you have to recover right recover from all the pain that you're

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going through yeah yeah that's what we'll say

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okay um Oh we discovered something over the last week at your son's birthday that our grandmother actually listened

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to the first episode of the podcast oh yes we did and uh it or my grandmother

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so this lady is a very angelic type person she's very sweet very kind think

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of your your own grandma how sweet they are you know I don't know if everybody out there's got a sweet grandma but I

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know I do on my side and as and I adopted another one marrying into your

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family yep well this lady is like heavenly scent oh she's like amazing

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she's like a story book grandma she bakes pies what What is that southern cook woman that got kicked off the air

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martha Stewart no not her um she was she was older oh I know who you're talking about the blonde i can't think of her

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name now okay i was thinking she's like a Midwestern version of her yeah well she's

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very follows her faith very religiously and so think about this this woman is

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listening to a story that we're telling about being down at the the Fall Fest the Fall Fest getting Brandon High for

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his first time super high and she's like totally against that stuff and she's

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like "Yeah I had to stop listening to it." I don't know how she made it that far into it dude i don't either and let

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me tell you some of the would you rathers that I did during Oh yeah they were bad what did you go back and listen

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to it no but I remember cuz the first one I did it was kind of runchy oh was that the first episode yes oh she

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listened to the very first episode at least part of the way oh okay so and uh

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I completely threw you under the bus i was like "Oh yeah that was all Todd." Well yeah of course you did oh yeah man

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i mean that was my grandma i had to throw you under the bus yeah and then I tried to throw you back under it and it

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just didn't work i mean you you're the one that brought the drugs well and I also said it on air and I I can't go

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back over what I said it's not like I have no rebuttal to that yep you're like "Uh sorry." Yeah i was like "Uh don't

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don't hate me." And whoever convinced our grandmother to listen to you to it [ __ ] you guys like [ __ ] that like how

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could you do that to our grandmother i have a feeling it was probably Michelle or Brandon or Brandon it's not like

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either one of them listen to the podcast anyway so so for people who don't know Michelle is my wife obviously we've

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talked about her and Brandon is the brother-in-law which you will hear the episode or have heard that episode if

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you're listening before yeah cuz who else would convince them to listen to

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that and I didn't convince him to do it he wanted to and I told him not to do it i was like "Do not hit that." Oh that

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wasn't his first time getting high that he just got super super stone like it was more than he was expecting

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because he took several big hits off of that it was just a pen i know

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i know but but you were like "Man this is a really strong pen." He's like He's like "I can handle that." So is there

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anything exciting going on in Kyle's life uh besides the normal you know I just I'm just super busy with the baby

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and everything else and I'm trying to do more with this podcast it's not succeeding right now but I'm trying we

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We'll get back over this molehill once we get back in the groove of things i feel like we just fell back to our first

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episode i know i agree you know we're I don't have as many ideas i wasn't as well prepared yeah you're still tired

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from the trip this is the excuses guys uh we're sorry uh that's all we can say is we're sorry yep and if if you're that

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angry I'll give you a nub massage uh you should accept that because they are fantastic

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but while I was in Dallas I always get to Michelle always hates it because I always tell the same old jokes over and

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over because every time I meet someone new I I tell them "Well I haven't ran into anybody new that would want to

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listen to that stuff and it's like super weird because I'm telling this stuff and I'm like in my head I'm like I've said

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this a thousand times." That means you're well and rehearsed well but at the same time it's like I'm not

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expecting people to laugh as hard as I'm they did the very first time that I did it yeah that's fair but to be fair it's

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the first time they're hearing it yes and I'm a little more enthused when I tell it and I tell it a little bit better every time of course oh big news

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what just did a podcast with John Olirri i don't know who that is okay john Olirri is a nine or he was a

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nine-year-old boy growing up in St louis and ended up throwing a match on some gas and the gas can blew up on him and

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he almost died he lost his most of his fingers and his hand and burnt over 90%

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of his body and uh Jack Buck the old Cardinals announcer uh came to see him

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in the hospital they had Jack Buck day but all story said he's now a motivational speaker he goes around and

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talks to people well he's part of the focus program which we also talk about

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uh quite often yeah but um he comes out there and speaks to

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focus on t our Tuesday nights and he's been asking me when are you going to get

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into this when are you going to get into this when are you going to get this i finally told him you are so finally I told him I wanted to and I had a meeting

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with him and we did a podcast on his podcast of my story and uh did you

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mention this podcast no I didn't what that was the perfect opportunity to I I

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know i didn't even think about it you just mention it i know i didn't even think about it but I didn't want to be on his all high hopeful podcast and go

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"When does the [ __ ] end?" That's That's when you ask him beforehand like "Hey you mind if I mention my podcast so

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that we can get Well who knows maybe we'll have him on our podcast and then he can then he can uh

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actually promote it on his podcast yeah for sure so there you go exactly so how

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did the podcast go i mean I'm assuming I mean it went well it went well it was an hour long uh it was just him asking me questions me telling me my life

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story which I pretty much do here yeah exactly but um he's uh going to reach

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out to his agent and try to get me in the loop of that stuff and I took that as a sign because on the way home

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from Dallas in on the airplane I sat next to a lady who is like a

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I don't know she's she knows a bunch of well-known uh motivational speakers

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awesome so I got her number two i was networking which is what you need to do yeah and you know I'd appreciate it if

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you bring me in on this with you you know well like I said if I have to travel

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Yeah then I can put that in the clause of you know I need X amount of dollars to pay my groupy yeah yeah groupy that's

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exactly the right word i love how we're both sitting here talking with our hands and no one can and I don't even have

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them i that is one of my favorite parts about you Dodd is watching you talk intimately with your notes because you

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do you you talk like an Italian like you're but you could see like you're

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trying to move your hands but you don't have them well see there we go people

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now he's making fun of me again i'm not I I literally said it's one of my favorite parts about you yeah that's the favorite part i said one of the favorite

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parts i thought I was the favorite part you are the favorite but there are also parts of you that I like more than the

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others i mean that's like everybody man yeah so that that's pretty exciting news

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yeah it is uh I don't know if I talked Did I talk about getting my black shirt at Focus i can't remember if you did you

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might have mentioned it on uh Brandon's podcast i might have well in case I

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didn't I am now a mentor at Focus i now help the Yeah everybody applaud

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everybody clap clap for me clap no it's a big achievement for me because that that proves to them there that I have

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moved leaps and bounds beyond where I was when I first came through there yeah of

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course and it's hard to think back of when I first went through there because it was such a crazy time in my life and

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I was just so depressed and down and out and things just weren't going good for

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me yeah so and then another reason that we we're just skipping all over the place here

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but another reason that we didn't have a podcast Kyle which is another excuse and another reason was I had COVID that is

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correct you had CO so Kyle couldn't come over here yeah i mean we could have done it over but you weren't really set up

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for it i wasn't really set up for it so it would have been more difficult and more of a Let's do another shot i'm down

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with that i think we need to do another shot well then you have to keep this rolling dog i I'll keep it rolling i'll

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keep it rolling maybe you're floundering here man i know i'm floundering all over the place like a fish out of water man

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this is so bad there people are going to be listening like "Man why are they just talking nonsense at this point?" Right i

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think that's that's the problem is I just I wasn't prepared no no you weren't

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yeah i was saying man you got to keep it going i'm trying i'm trying um think about another story what is another T

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the second worst Todd Nicely story that you're embarrassed about i'm not really embarrassed of anything Kyle i don't get

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embarrassed okay i wouldn't say embarrassed but you feel bad about that I feel bad about

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well I feel bad that I just wrecked my car yeah tell that story well it's not

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really much of a story i was driving back from focus and my hand it detaches

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from the socket well it decided it was going to detach from the socket while I was driving so we go down into this I

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call it a ditch but it was more like a cliff and right into a tree and I had

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but I had George with me George Gettis if you've all heard that episode uh episode four i I don't know but anyway

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my hand was detached and still stuck to the steering wheel and he pulls me out of the car well we call 911 you know to

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get the cops there and the cops show up and they're like "Who is driving?" And I was like "Me?" And they kind of look at

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me like "Are you serious right now?" Yes and then they were like "So what happened?" I was like "Well my hand came

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detached from my uh socket." And they're like "Where's that at?" I was like "Still on the steering wheel." So they went down there and pulled my hand off

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the steering wheel and gave it to me that's awesome yeah so yeah that thing's totaled out and lost so I know is

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insurance going to cover that yeah i actually made $1,000 on the car oh that's [ __ ] awesome yeah i paid 42

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for it and I'm They're giving me 43 wow awesome so now I'm going to go get a

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Dodge Rebel that's a truck okay a big spacious truck so that way I have it to

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pull the boat in the winter time and things of that nature let's do this shot real quick and then we're going to

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go on to some would you rathers okay would you rathers in this okay score

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oh that's so good todd I don't know how you took so long to do that that looked

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painful oh it was a little painfully good screw ball is so good so delicious it's

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got a tang to it it does like a peanut butter i don't even know you'd have to try it

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yourselves people i know yeah for you 14 regular listeners

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go try it yourselves who might not even be there right now yeah but we

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appreciate each and every one of you guys ah heartburn oh I love it hey do you

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mind if I have a drink of that cherry cola oh go ahead that's not actually cherry cola though

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it's alcohol cherry cola mhm i know but so yeah these things are

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great too they're the Budlight Seltzer hard soda pack so Bud Light makes a ton

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of selzers but the ones that I like drinking are the ones called hard soda because they taste just like soda you

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can't taste any alcohol that's how I like my alcohol yeah exactly and they're they got more percent in it than a beer

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okay would you rather I know this is everybody's favorite part and nobody's

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at the same time would you rather participate in a nursing home origy or fix si find six live webcams

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streaming from your be your bathroom did you go in there and uh mix those up

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no that was I grabbed two would I rather participate in a nursing home orgy yep

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or find six live webcams streaming from your bathroom

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man well let's talk about this one yep do I really want to be in an orgy with a

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bunch of old people no but at the same time do you really want

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your privacy do I really that's like my worst nightmare is having my privacy invaded that's what I was thinking too

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and so like to me right now this is a very tough one because I go crazy when people try to like I I am very paranoid

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about that yes i turn Siri off on my phone and everything so the fact that I would find six of them Yep would

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probably drive me insane so I'm gonna have to participate in the orgy because at least I'm getting some exactly

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and no one said I had to tell people about it no nobody said that you But you have to live with it for the rest of

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your life yes I would but you know what i can bury shame

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i mean you already do right no I'm not shamed you're not ashamed of us no then

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why haven't you told your wife why haven't she told yours i do my wife knows all about us no she doesn't okay

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go ask her call her right now oh yeah she knows we made out that time underneath the stars man she was

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watching oh yeah like the time I watched you and your wife yeah in your bathroom in my bathroom with your six camera

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that's a little inside joke okay would you rather contract HIV while cheating

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on your partner or walk into I'm sorry rephrase walk in on a family member

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getting off to a family member's photo album oh definitely walk into Yeah the room

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with a family member getting off because then it'd be like it's on i am so telling everybody everybody you're sick

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right yeah why would I want to one cheat on my partner and two get HIV for it i

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mean that's permanent dog that's like [ __ ] two birds with one stone on the

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wrong spectrum how bad do you want to [ __ ] up your life that's pretty bad

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but it didn't say that you knew that they had AIDS but it said you got HIV

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from it well you know what that person that gave me HIV is going to jail because they didn't disclose that to me

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before only about the state it depends on what state you're in I believe well I'll make sure that I was in the state

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that that state takes it into Okay consideration okay would you rather have

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your nose replaced by a permanently erect penis or have a fat bald man

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appear out of nowhere and hit you on hit you every time you sneeze

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i'd rather have a big wrecked penis on my nose permanently permanently you know why why

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because then I Here we go ladies and gentlemen then I could make the porno

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instead of Oh my god six guy six girls one quad i could make it seven girls one quad you could eat in her out while

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you're you're exact doing just that would be double penetration oh god yeah

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yeah would you would you would be a freak show i would be the [ __ ] I would be the porn star king yeah you

28:09

would i could have a jet [Laughter]

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okay I'm glad you're answering but I would rather have the fat bald man but that's because I can't corner the market

28:20

you know like you can right well maybe it would be different if it was like Pinocchio and it only got hard when you

28:26

lied but still even having it you know a nonerect penis as a nose you would look

28:32

like a small elephant and as you talk to a girl it just slowly rust why is your

28:38

Why is your penis getting big on your face oh oh yeah man i slipped in the shower yesterday it might be those three

28:44

It might be those three buttons that you have missing off your shirt i just flashed you my ankle why are your

28:51

Why is your nose hard i like feet

28:57

all right we're going to have to do one more okay last one

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would you rather bring a sex doll everywhere you go or get a tattooed of a

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teardrop beneath your right eye

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i mean I got a ton of tattoos i know but I mean my wife wouldn't let me do that

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yeah and it'd be kind of fun to bring a sex doll everywhere you go well I mean I would do that for fun yeah that's what

29:28

I'm saying so why not but does it say for the rest of your life no it says everywhere you go didn't say how long

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nope i mean yeah i I would take the sex dolly yeah i mean it's a no-brainer i mean

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it's not because I think that the tattoo under the eye is disgusting it's just because my wife wouldn't let me and I

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mean even if let's say you uh bring it everywhere you go it didn't say it had

29:52

to be inflated you're true it didn't say that you had to show everybody we need to make a deck of cards that is very

29:58

specific because you have to put rules on these called it's called what specific would you rather Yep cuz

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different situations you know I would and wouldn't do them if depending on the situation you know like like cuz if it

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said that it was blown up and you had to take it for the rest of your life while wearing it on your penis then I would

30:19

definitely not right i'd rather get the tattoo exactly cuz I could get the tattoo removed what if you had to get

30:25

that tattoo in prison yes okay without actually murdering somebody because

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that's what it stands for yeah yeah so you'd be a false you'd be a fraud and then you have to do that that prison ink

30:37

which could get infected you know could give you that's what you're worried about is the ink getting infected hell yeah dog you should be worried about

30:43

your life cuz people will kill you man I'm so lovable i would just be a sex toy let's be honest if I was ever in prison

30:49

I wouldn't wipe my ass no I would not you would end up somehow like the

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kingpin of like three different gangs and they would wipe your own ass he would have slave men

31:00

i'd be in a wheelchair just rolling around hey Larry take care of that guy

31:06

and he would jump on it larry would literally jump on it i don't know man i believe it okay because that one was was

31:12

kind of lame we're going to do another one okay I got to prepare would you

31:18

rather drink 12 ounces of someone else's chewing tobacco spit or have everyone be

31:25

convinced that you're you've had sex with a family member even though you

31:30

haven't wait what's the first one again drink 12 ounces of someone else's

31:35

chewing tobacco spit uh I'm going with the second one i know because you don't

31:41

like that idea that really grosses you out yeah and I can believe it because I

31:48

could care less if my family thought I [ __ ] somebody in my family right well that and you know my family's kind of

31:54

weird we all kind of joke about weird [ __ ] anyway like I always tell my sister she's got big tits she does

32:03

well Kyle I [ __ ] your sister yep i know i

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know you mention it every time we talk i I have to i know just like "Hey Kyle uh

32:15

I [ __ ] your sister." "Hey hey Kyle I'm sleeping with your sister." That reminds me of what my buddy Jay Huy we're going

32:21

to get him on the podcast yeah well you need to talk to I'll call him and every time I call him he'll be I'll be like "What's up?" He'll be like "Your

32:27

sister's dress." Then you need to call him and get him on here

32:34

oh I I will yep i will there was something I was going to talk about i'm sorry i interrupted it it just ruined

32:40

this my brain is so tired right now tired of your [ __ ] tired of my [ __ ]

32:46

it'll come back to me cuz it was I Yeah i don't know okay do you want to do

32:52

another shot no no no no cuz I I didn't sleep last night

32:59

okay i stayed up playing the new Call of Duty woot woot that you don't even like

33:04

i I really don't but the more I play multiplayer the more I started playing multiplayer first yeah the map hell yeah

33:12

and I I refused to play the map and you and Ryan your cousin y got me into it

33:19

mhm and then once I got into that I didn't want to go back i know because it's so much more fun but the only

33:25

reason we're doing this is so we're getting the weapons gold before the new um Call of Duty comes out or the new War

33:32

Zone comes out with the new weapons so why am I doing it cuz I'm never going to get a gold weapon i don't know man

33:37

they're pretty easy to get uh I don't even have a gold weapon in any of the games well let me tell you I

33:43

don't either in the other in The Last War Zone in any of those games none of my guns are gold Kyle i don't slide and

33:50

kill people i don't mount corners yeah right i mean you could uh no I couldn't

33:57

well there's no I don't think there's any slide kills there is mounting though yeah and we're not talking Oh that's

34:03

what I was going to say i remembered good awesome so in Dallas someone Yes so

34:08

the boss that I was with I was drinking Red Bull and he decided to he's he's a

34:15

jokester you know you can never tell if he's telling the truth or if he's just [ __ ] around and we were having some kind of conversation and I said

34:21

something and he goes "Oh yeah well you like them Red Bulls you know that there's bull [ __ ] in that." And I was

34:27

like "Shut up Jerry you're so full of shit." You know cuz he's always full he's always full of something he's

34:32

always trying to make you believe something that isn't true okay well it

34:37

was what do you mean it was i asked Siri i asked Siri i said "Hey Siri where does

34:43

Red Bull get his name from?" And it actually there is an ingredient inside

34:48

of Red Bull that is drained from bullsemen

34:53

that's where you get the energy from the amino acid of it that's where Red Bull gets its name i am flabbering

35:02

and I'm so thankful that I don't like Red Bull i do i love Red Bull i'm a

35:09

monster guy so So the the whole week he's like "Here here's some bull [ __ ]

35:17

it's milk here have some bull milk." Bull milk oh

35:23

[ __ ] what how long are we into this one Kyle we're 35 minutes 35 minutes yeah

35:28

you got it right in front of you buddy oh damn we might be cutting it short today again well then we can mix and

35:36

match them both together okay okay so ladies and gentlemen so you don't get a short episode I'm going to run you down

35:42

on what happened we had an episode 20 getting ready to go and I was so

35:47

shitfaced drunk we'll play it for you you're probably going to hear some of the same content but it's going to be a

35:53

little bit funnier because I am hammered stupid hammered absolutely hammered yep

36:00

and then we then he was today like "Oh we should just restart." Yeah i I just said we should restart because I don't

36:06

remember anything we talked about i don't I don't remember either man like it was 3 weeks ago maybe we should

36:11

should have made this the beginning conversation of the episode oh man that would have been perfect i know that would have been But since we're going to

36:17

end air quotes uh this will be right before that

36:24

the next part if they make it through the boring part of the episode at the beginning that's fair i mean I don't

36:32

even know what to call this episode episode 20 2.0 episode 20 fail yeah this

36:40

will this will be one of our bad ones yeah [Music]

36:47

[Laughter] [ __ ] yeah I think we're going to call that an episode man okay well tell us

36:53

what you're uh thankful for and uh you know how you could support uh some veteran foundations i am thankful for

37:00

that penis on my nose i am thankful for it too it's getting erect

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[Music] creepy no but uh I'm going to run down

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some of the organizations that have helped me out along the way in my life and these organizations that if you

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listen that you know they are in the 90 percentile of money that goes back to

37:24

the veterans you know they're not they're not taking your money and having lavish parties with it but um Focus

37:31

Marines Foundation they uh bring in wounded veterans and veterans that you don't see

37:38

wounds on you know the brains the scars the isolation the trauma uh Joshua

37:44

Chamberlain Society Serrify Fund War Fighters Engaged

37:52

uh who else i I don't remember who you mentioned right now gary Cise Foundation yes did I say

38:00

Tunnels to Towers no you did not tunnels to Towers these are all organizations that do great things for veterans and

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they've been doing it for quite some time to where they've perfected their skill they know what they're doing and

38:14

the amount of money that it takes them to do it they're not putting it in their pockets of course yeah even that felt

38:22

awkward yeah it did everything about today just felt awkward it really did

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it's like a first date again Kyle i know are we virgins again i feel like it

38:33

almost i feel like towards the end we started picking up a little bit yeah yeah i feel like we've got some momentum

38:39

going mhm so we're gonna we're gonna end it on that note but stay tuned for the

38:46

uh parts coming up where I'll I'll call it like the blooper reel because I have a feeling I talked about most of the

38:52

stuff that I just talked about today probably so we'll call that the blooper reel all right ladies and gentlemen you

38:58

all have a good time and listen to the blooper reel hey and don't forget let us

39:04

know what you think of the show where can they go Kyle yeah you can go to YouTube When does the [ __ ] we also have

39:09

an Instagram and Twitter at you know when does the [ __ ] are we in uh if you

39:14

whatever you're listening to leave us a comment you know just rate us tell us

39:20

how bad we're doing or how good we're doing or you know whatever the [ __ ] you want just make something funny i want to

39:25

read something funny please yes and [ __ ] is spelled fry y and give us some ideas on things you want to hear

39:31

what do you want us to talk about ask us questions we'll love to respond yeah you know maybe you'll hear your name on the

39:36

air yeah maybe actually not the air i mean the the the podcast the the air

39:42

drop yeah we can name drop name drop airrop

39:48

bye so that way he can just [ __ ] plug in whatever he wants but you need to pour

39:53

that [ __ ] i'm pouring that [ __ ] man all right so this is the pregame

40:00

show you missed half the pregame show if you weren't there but we're going to get into it but you weren't there because

40:06

there were only two of us in the shots which you all know we do regularly and if you're wondering what's happening

40:12

to my voice you're going to find out when we get down this road here in a little bit but Big Harry better coke

40:19

well either way here we go to the shots the shots of the freaking screw wait

40:25

wait wait do you want do you want anime or do you want dragon don't matter bro okay score

40:37

most delicious screw ball that was so good yeah it was and smooth

40:44

great tasting i love it every time but in case you missed it we were just

40:50

talking about a prelude and me and Kyle sit here and we talk about it and we're

40:56

like man we should wait and save this for the while we're recording this guy

41:01

brought over headsets and one of them's black and one of them's gray and he's asking me which one I want and I'm like

41:07

"It doesn't [ __ ] matter Kyle they're both the same." So he's like "No I want

41:13

I want you to have whichever one you want." I'm like "No it doesn't matter." So then we're sitting here doesn't even

41:19

matter anyway cuz they're all broken and this dude's sitting over here with the ones that none of them's broken none of

41:24

the headsets are broken okay they're not broken it's just he didn't know how to work it out

41:29

i bought I bought the wrong piece kyle it's not as funny as the last time we

41:35

I know you're trying not to get fired and you're already fired because you got fired cuz I don't have a headset i'm not

41:41

trying not to you're the only one with a headset right now i am the only audio i can't even hear you right now because I don't have a headset you can't hear me

41:48

talk to you no oh well then this whole thing is screwed then why are we even here i don't know

41:55

i just said skull but I just watched a movie that they said skull before drinking like uh blood no it was like

42:03

drugs liquid drugs they were They were tripping pretty hard they were psychedelics the movie was called

42:09

Midsummer it was really good i love psychedelics me too he whispered me too

42:15

by the way they can hear that oh sorry

42:20

i mean if you can hear it then they can hear it oh we can all hear it good so

42:27

anyway let's get back to the fact that my voice is gone wait wait we didn't start off with our normal thing like do

42:33

you want to say who you support uh we always we're going to start getting to that at the end okay i mean we do both

42:39

you know because we've done it at the beginning we've done it at the end so we should do

42:44

it in the middle sometime maybe we should do it in the middle sometime we haven't tried how about you give me the

42:49

thumbs up and then we'll do it in the middle show me again how you give a thumbs up just like this okay when

42:56

you're ready to get for me to give No one can see this so that's the problem whenever you're That's me raising my nub

43:02

with no thumbs going "Hey thumbs up." Hey whenever you're ready for me to give you the signal give me a thumbs up dog

43:09

all right we're we're good with that we're good with that all right let's run this down so if you're wondering why my

43:15

voice is all screechy uh I've just started working at Creepy World which is a uh haunted house in St louis and so

43:22

I've been working there last Friday and Saturday and that's six hours of yelling at people just screaming at them "Get

43:29

out of here." You know like I've scared some grown ass men oh I bet you have

43:35

man i want to know where you are just because Did they put you in the mental ward no see I'm not going to tell you

43:42

where I'm at that's no fun but you're going to know who I am so it's not going to scare you well I know but I'm I'm

43:49

gonna give you a hug either way well either way you're going to end up with blood on I want you to scare Gabriel but

43:54

I just like dip my arms and legs my extremities that have been cut off in blood and I lay against this pole and

44:02

people walk in and they're like "What the hell is he real is he real is he

44:08

real?" And I wait for half of them to go around this bunk bed and then I wait for

44:13

the other half to come in and they're like "Is he real is he real?" And I'm like "Blah." And they're like "Holy

44:19

shit." And they start running he ain't got no legs

44:27

they should do a uh piece on you for doing this uh I think they might and I

44:33

might be lucky enough to have you come do a couple interviews with some guys down there dude that would be amazing

44:40

just to say what the Hollywood like what the what the Halloween scene is about

44:45

cuz a lot of people love it man oh I agree i mean I love it i mean Halloween's freaking fantastic i mean

44:50

who doesn't love the Halloween scene i mean there are several more than me yeah

44:55

I know because you did the the haunted car rides i mean how was that i know they didn't do the car wash car wash

45:01

sorry would you tell us about that yeah at the Haunted Car Wash I was actually

45:07

uh hanging outside of the car wash and as they came out I was on a on a hook

45:12

wearing a harness just hanging from there and imagine a guy with missing all

45:17

four limbs just hanging from a harness going "Oh my god help me." And then a chainsaw comes up and he spins you

45:25

around like what what are you going to do you know people people almost drove

45:30

through the front of the [ __ ] gate

45:35

um when we come through are you working Friday uh I should be working Friday which is Friday

45:41

um the [ __ ] oh I got you now you're fired again is it the No it's not the

45:48

13th it's the 14th oh man that was That would have been perfect friday the 13th so yeah it's Friday the

45:56

13th 14th oh 14th oh one day off though but see the problem is is you guys are

46:03

going to recognize me i know but this is this is new this will be Gabriel's first

46:08

ever haunted house but I'm in the first house there's like seven houses oh I

46:15

know i I went there the the other last time we did a recording so you know the one where you go through and it's all

46:20

like army people and there's bunk beds i'm in the bunk beds okay

46:27

okay I remember that part there because there used to be like a girl in the bunk beds there it used to be a girl in the bunk

46:33

beds like you met Jason but once I got there I'm below her on

46:40

the other bunk bed that sounded weird didn't it yeah it did

46:47

but I'm below her and I'm like the guy that just sits there with you know wait for him to go is he real is he real

46:55

i I still really hope I'm I'm hoping that Gabriel just doesn't think about it because this is going to be new and

47:00

exciting right his adrenaline is going to be pumping he's not going to think about it and I want you to scare the son Gabriel we're talking about okay yeah or

47:09

my cousin Tyler you know one of the two no they're both going to know who I am

47:14

but just because you know who something is doesn't mean it's not going to scare you you know well they might not be looking for me don't tell them I even

47:20

work there i'm not I've I think I told Gabriel but I haven't told um Tyler

47:25

tyler yet yeah don't tell i won't I won't tell Tyler gabriel's probably already forgotten about it well yeah

47:31

don't tell him okay I won't because that's that's a huge part is not knowing

47:37

who I am that's true and a guy with no arms and legs chasing you down scary [ __ ]

47:45

So episode you know I did tell I was the one that told you that you should apply a creepy world i'm just going to throw

47:50

that out there you know listen man i've been talking about applying to Creepy World for a long time i know but you

47:56

didn't do it until I uh you know I was like "Dude you should really do it." And you know what here's a shout out to Creepy World i know probably most people

48:03

won't hear it till after you know Creepy World's over yeah like the last If

48:08

you're in the St louis area and you want to scare I'll be there and I guarantee

48:13

it's going to be worth your while heck yeah oh man so how did how did this come

48:19

about then like I know like how did you inter like did you just walk up there and drive up there or did you send an an

48:26

application what how did you actually apply okay so what I did was I drove up and I

48:32

was like "Hey I want to apply to Creepy World." And some people came out maintenance guys and they're like "Hey

48:38

the uh the lady who hired is not going to be here for three hours."

48:45

So I turned around went back home told my wife that I was going to work at Creepy World and she goes "What?" I said

48:52

"Yeah I got three more hours." So I turned around went back to Creepy

48:59

World and uh you know after that that was that

49:07

man it sounds like you're dying over there huh so it sounds It looks like you're dying over there dude i've been

49:12

in a freaking So did you go back three hours later to get the interview or talk to the woman there was no interview or

49:20

anything i mean who's not going to hire a guy with no arms and legs i I don't know did Did you talk to like cuz you

49:26

said the person that hires wasn't there did you go back and then she was yeah I had to go back okay and then the person

49:32

that was hiring was there and she was like "Yeah you can work here." I don't even know what I'm getting paid right

49:39

now i mean I really have no idea what I'm

49:44

getting paid right now i just signed the papers and said I'll work here

49:52

it could be 1050 it could be fucking$,550 i have no idea it could be

49:57

725 yeah it could be 725 i have no idea i was just like I'll [ __ ] work here i

50:04

don't care yeah i mean it's something that you can do and and you're enjoying it so far right well who wouldn't enjoy

50:10

it when you're missing your arms and legs i mean come on i've heard I've heard that you know in the beginning of

50:15

the season it's really good but by the end it's really Happy Halloween [ __ ]

50:21

that was really loud i know that was the intention we all appreciate you Todd

50:30

guess what man i can hear your voice and you can't hear pull out pull out some uh would you rathers would I rather okay

50:35

yep it's time it's time i mean we're only like 10 minutes in

50:43

dog todd we might just do a short one today and then do another one we're going to make it we're going to make it

50:53

do you do your own makeup no I don't somebody else does yes they

50:58

either airspray it or they don't okay do you You've only worked the two days and

51:04

you work the same spot both days uh no i got moved around oh okay so you do get

51:10

moved around yeah but it's all in the bloodhouse okay gotcha

51:17

okay would you rather pee out a small worm or eat all the hair from a stranger

51:24

shower drain trap oh [ __ ] that's a tough one that's a real

51:30

tough one that is a tough one i want to know if pee out a worm i'll say because

51:36

I want to know more information about this worm if I I'm going to gag right now thinking about pulling stuff out of

51:42

a Okay i you know I would actually agree with you on this

51:48

one unless the worm unless it was like just one out of a hundred worms in my No

51:53

dude i'm about ready to throw up like thinking about eating a hair drain well don't do that no eating you're peeing a

52:01

worm remember we're only at 10 minutes yeah dude 12 oh [ __ ] yeah that's what I

52:08

said and you look you look pretty beat man i'm not beat i'm not beat we could do a

52:13

double 20 episode like just two no no no no we can do this okay we can do this

52:19

okay wear a ball a ball gag for the next 72 hours i mean I do that just because

52:27

or crawl 200 meters through a sewer filled with human waste

52:33

we're in the ball gang yeah i mean that's really easy i mean I'm not crawling through sewage

52:39

i don't know man you call crawl through my [ __ ] every day you know what Kyle i love your [ __ ]

52:47

thanks man but you're fired oh I'm always fired man i know fired up for

52:53

this podcast well that's what my little boy does not

52:59

right now you know does he yeah he's like "Ooh ooh." Cuz he loves Curious

53:04

George right no this is This is a very good story okay well I said because he loves Curious George well yeah and

53:11

monkeys okay want to continue and we're about ready to have his second birthday

53:16

yes we are which is a Curious George birthday but he loves monkeys i say

53:21

monkey and he goes you know and it's great it's it's

53:27

it's something else to watch another human being grow

53:33

up like I don't think people understand how just amazing it is mhm i would agree

53:42

you would agree that's all you're giving me well yeah man i have I have three children now and I've I've watched my

53:48

two boys grow up for the most part uh I've enjoyed all of it i could have done

53:54

a way better job that's my fault not theirs dude you only did the job you could do so don't even [ __ ] play that

54:01

game none of us have a parenting planned book okay yeah I know but I could have

54:07

definitely done a lot no see don't don't don't run yourself in the dirt over that

54:12

would you rather no there's no would you rathers anymore stick your hand in a There's no would you rathers

54:19

or take five shots of tequila every morning at breakfast uh which one you think I'm going to pick

54:27

both i don't have a hand and I like alcohol so that looks like a hand you

54:34

can stick that in a fryer but I like alcohol so yeah five shots every morning

54:42

there you go sir but don't don't beat yourself down bud i wasn't well you said you could

54:51

have done better but you've done the best you could doesn't mean I couldn't done better now we're getting into an Oprah episode

54:59

are you going to give me a car you get a car you get a car hey you random listener you don't get a car yeah

55:06

you don't get [ __ ] when you listen to this except for laughs that's all you get sometimes

55:12

most of the time we're not doing anymore well I I didn't know we weren't doing anymore god damn it you're fired again

55:19

oh my gosh i'm just going to leave you there you're going to be stuck oh I'm stuck doing what nothing you're going to

55:26

be stuck stuck doing what talking about [ __ ] I should be talking about no you're just be stuck well guess what october

55:32

20th is going to be my buddy's birthday and we already talked about this i'm going to dress up as Curious George have

55:38

you ever dressed up as anything for anybody in the birthday of your

55:43

significant children my children no no see I'm going to dress up as the man in

55:49

the yellow hat isn't that this weekend yeah it's this weekend

55:56

well I hope you have fun doing that i will see you there i'll be the one not in the yellow hat no [ __ ] Kyle

56:06

all right ladies and gentlemen well Kyle's taking us off a [ __ ] railroad track here he's trying to prove that I

56:11

can't [ __ ] do anything when I can so I wasn't trying to prove anything kyle

56:17

how's your new baby my new baby is great he is wonderful and I love him and his

56:24

mother i love you guys wow that was the most

56:30

unsignificant wrapup that I've ever heard in my life well I am not the talent as you say you're not the talent

56:38

but you're the talent i'm just the host you're host the talent i'm sure i don't

56:45

know i don't know i'm just ladies and gentlemen why don't you I'm just the guy that sits over here and helps you why

56:51

don't you cut my balls thumbs up Kyle oh thumbs up why would

56:58

you do thumbs up oh what would you like to support today

57:04

here's your signal we [ __ ] that one up yeah but I would like to support Tunnels

57:10

of Towers today because they build homes for wounded warriors and veterans and everybody that you don't think about and

57:16

then I'd like to support the Gary East Foundation because they do the same thing that Tunnels of Towers do i'd like

57:22

to support Warf Riders Engaged they build uh gaming systems for guys who

57:28

are lost their limbs or legs in war and don't know how to play games again

57:34

including Todd's own if you ever watch them stream no limbs 0311 i'd like to also uh throw out

57:41

Joshua Chamberlain Society they're a St louis organization that takes care of uh

57:46

severely wounded veterans and all of that and then I would also like to take care

57:51

of the Simpy Fund because they're a Marine organization that also takes

57:59

money to help people with their finances and all that stuff when they're going through hard times or blowing up but a

58:06

main one I want to talk about is focus focus marines because focus

58:12

marines if you put a gentleman through focus marines he's going to come out a 10 different person i guarantee it i

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just earned my black shirt there and what that means is I get to be a mentor did I say mentor you did i meant

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mentor but as a mentor there I get to watch these guys come through and change

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their whole lives and and just the way that they they come from all parts of

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the United States and when they come through here you got people from rape victims to drug addicts to whatever you

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want to whatever you can think of moral casualties from war people that have war

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injuries i mean it's just insane but to watch their progress as they go

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through will literally change ultimately people's lives so if you have someone

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you want to donate to please donate to the Focus Foundation and if you want to look them

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up it's focusmarines.org i'll say it again it's focusmarines.org

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then we have um I can't remember her name she was from Focus on Jen Jefferson

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do you remember what episode that was uh episode like three or four i want to say like five or six okay three four five or

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six it's one of those but it's not one or two but Brian Jefferson was five six seven

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or eight yeah yeah something like that

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but you have to understand people that this organization has changed my

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life it hasn't changed it to the fact to where I'm not going to lie where I it's

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perfect but it has helped me maintain it and that's the most important part

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it's helped me maintain it to where I can learn things from my wife and my my

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daughter and my sons to where I can maintain a life that helps me be a

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better person which is awesome you're a hero in my

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book Todd don't say hero you're a hero don't say hero

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guys that didn't come home are heroes and I give this I give the same issue to

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the Joshua Chamberlain society every time they come around I'm like man listen I'm not a hero i'm just a guy who

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got to come home sounds like a hero to me no that's

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not a hero better shut your [Laughter]

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mouth where are we at right now what are we looking at uh not enough not enough

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okay well then I guess we need another shot you want to do another shot yes I do okay you got to get closer to your

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mic buddy creativity

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what the [ __ ] does that mean suck a dick he just like pointed at me put his

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finger at his lips and then I looked around on it and I was like "What the [ __ ] is that supposed to mean?" Well

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apparently that means suck a dick that's exactly what I did guys you know he

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might be going crazy i don't know so much sir i think we have

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a problem with this episode uh did you hear about Troy and his boat troy and

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his boat so Troy is uh I'll let Kyle explain it uh he used to be my

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stepfather so he basically married my mom for a long time but he's still

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family and we still hang out with him and he bought a boat yes sir so anyway

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when I first pulled up to a family dinner at Troy's house which he always has um I told my wife I said "If he

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tries to take that out on the Lake of the Ozarks he's going to destroy that thing." So my question to Kyle is "Did

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you hear about Troy in his boat?" Now I'm wondering what the [ __ ] happened to his boat

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here let's do the shot and then we'll conclude

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oh damn it we dropped one you're fired Todd

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i'm I'm fired now all right we need to start talking about

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Troy and his boat okay Troy and his boat so apparently there's a leak in it and

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he he sent a picture of him on the shore with water all in his boat apparently he

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didn't flex seal it well enough where'd he take it uh the Ozarks I believe no way because I think he went up to Oage

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Beach where his That's what he said he said he was going to take it to the where his wife was so he's got a hole in his boat somewhere we don't know where

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he sends you a picture he sent the group a picture your wife or your wife your sister never

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told me that it just It just was sent like um like an hour before I got here oh really so I missed all that then

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school

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double fired Todd yeah don't talk about what just happened no [ __ ] you you talk

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about this [ __ ] he just spilled all over himself guys like a baby i just said

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"Don't talk about what happened Kyle." Yeah and I'm saying "Fuck you Todd

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