Guy on the Mic: Audio Alchemy, Sobriety, and 100 Gallons of Ketchup

In this hilariously raw episode of When Does the [ __ ] End, we welcome a very special guest—Guy, the audio wizard behind the scenes!

Fresh off celebrating two months of sobriety (cheers with Budweiser Zero), Guy drops in to show off the podcast’s new mobile field recorder and dive deep into the art of audio engineering. From fixing chaotic live streams to rescuing a lost episode recorded with a headset, this guy’s a damn magician.

We also go off the rails (as usual) with wild Would You Rather questions, touching nubs, majestic red hair reveals, awkward family jokes, and the important debate: would you rather poop 100 gallons of ketchup or die in 2035?

This one’s got heart, humor, and headphones getting scraped by teeth. Welcome to the beautiful chaos.

🎧 Tune in, laugh loud, and maybe learn a thing or two about audio production.

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Transcript

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[Music] uh uh uh [ __ ] it watch this click click click click click click click click
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starting the podcast all right everybody i want to welcome you oh Kyle's got the clicker never mind we're going to start
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this over no we're not we're going to put all that [ __ ] in
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there all right everybody i want to welcome you to another episode of When Does the [ __ ] End um
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episode 12 if you weren't with us here just a little bit ago I was on Twitch
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and we're live um we have a few people in there but we just got a uh mobile I
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don't even know what it's called but I'll let someone else get into that because that's our guest today but you
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know how we start this off is going to go with a shot of um screw ball screw ball here it goes but I have to say that
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the our guest today is sober so he is not taking one but he is drinking Budweiser Zero [ __ ] yeah so here we go
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gold that was delicious and smooth oh yes it it always is it always is god damn it Kyle did you Did you never do
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puzzles as a kid no I didn't man what am I What did I do wrong okay so yeah Kyle sucked at puzzles
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apparently his microphone was upside down in his handle hey man it worked like it might have worked but you did it
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wrong okay so our guest our guest today is Guy i don't know his last name guy
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but he does all the editing he also did the um the music for the podcast yes and
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um he does all of our editing to make it sound good because we sit in this little tiny room and it echoes a lot but you
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you never know what you're going to get and Guy makes the sound quality sound great so I'm going to hand it over to Guy he's been how long sober uh like two
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months this past week congratulations two months in a week that's a big feat man for a lot of us that's hard to do
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and uh I'm going to let him talk a little bit about like I said our new device and what he does because I don't
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even know what the damn thing's called but this is going to give us an opportunity to travel around Kyle right yes yes it is cuz it's completely mobile
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like we don't need a computer at all so now we can just go to the bars now when does the [ __ ] end is really going to be when does the [ __ ] end it doesn't
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end cuz we can go anywhere so I'm going to hand it over to Guy i'm going to let him talk a little bit about what he does
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so that way if anybody out there needs his services you can get a hold of him um we'll we'll let him go yeah um so
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basically this thing is uh had him get a field recorder um so this is a sound
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devices mix pre10 um it's got eight XLR inputs and
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basically like this is what they use for on like film crews they like or like on-site like video locations or like you
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know movies and stuff they got like fancy ones but they use this brand actually usually so yeah I mean the
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thing's like pretty [ __ ] bulletproof all right skip that guy let's hear about what you do i I I just wanted you to
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talk about that because I had no idea what the [ __ ] the thing was yeah it looks like a transmitter of some sort
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and I should put a foil helmet on like a trans transmitter yeah no and we're not
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going to go there uh yeah so I'm I'm an audio contractor
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audio engineer um I was a music major in college so I still do that i do session
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work um like playing drums producing artists and then yeah I do a lot of
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audio repair so produced podcasts uh I did a lot of editing for Audible and like audiobooks and [ __ ] so and then
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yeah if someone does Wait we don't say [ __ ] here oh no i'm kidding you can say whatever the [ __ ] you want [ __ ] listen I
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just said [ __ ] god damn it you can't do this to me again [ __ ] i didn't mean to
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say I didn't mean to I didn't mean to say [ __ ] jeez uh yeah so pretty much like yeah if you have really
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bad audio just send it to me and I'll fix it um yeah like I just did a I just
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did an audio repair job for a client who so it was a big conference he does
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specifically works with a lot of like modern like Catholic companies and so
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they did a big conference or something and he his company did all the video for
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it and it something happened with the audio at the in the stream and it like
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cut out for like 20 seconds and then it came back in with this uh sounded like a
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tornado siren please tell me it was porn background just Oh yeah oh yeah can I get a hoya
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that would have been amazing oh my gosh yeah uh and so yeah I just basically so
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then they all they were left with was the audio from the cameras themselves uh which were like probably you know 50 60
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yards away and there were people [ __ ] It was a dinner so not there weren't
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people [ __ ] What i can't I don't have my glasses on irish irish you did a hell yeah you did a whole Yeah
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so everybody that's listening um I'm on my on my Twitch right now because I like to broadcast live so people can see it
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early um if you get the opportunity I usually try to post it on Instagram or
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something when I'm going to go live and do it so you'll get the you'll get to see the episode before the episode
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probably two weeks early usually because we're one ahead mhm i would like to get more ahead though i I would too i would
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like to love to get more ahead yes guy would you like to get more head
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yes I would i mean uh I'm kidding i don't even like No I'm pretty far behind i don't I'm cool with that but I would
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like more head i I don't I don't even like Head i just like getting to the [ __ ] wham bam thinking man part man
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yeah it's like a little bit It's like a little Yeah like head's like "Okay your mouth is great but I want to [ __ ] you." So yeah it's It's like man this is kind
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of taking a while right we're just kind of And you're scraping my dick with your teeth
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[Laughter] you know i feel really uncomfortable cuz that's my sister who said I was talking about
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your sister i'm talking about my high school years yeah nice catch hey you're
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you're wrong for thinking that way buddy you think about your sister that way Kyle yeah why are you thinking about my
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sister that Well you are now it's in your mind now you just went there you just went there where I don't have to think about anything
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so yeah uh so basically just had to repair uh make try to match the audio
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from the cameras to sound like the audio from the mics that was good um and it
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was uh I mean people were [ __ ] eating dinner next to these cameras and because it was a banquet and so there's just
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like hear people chewing and breathing and it's like I would have to say we had
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one episode where the mic actually stopped working and we started using my headset yes oh yeah actually it was
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episode it was the one with my mother and you actually saved it because I
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don't know how you picked this up or how you made it sound good qualitywise but
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holy [ __ ] you did a great job because the mic that we were using actually went down and the only mic that was working
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at the time was my mic that was from my headset and it picked up everything i don't know how yeah yeah dude it's It's
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just making sure everything is I mean yeah when you're dealing you just got to make it make it all match as best as you
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can i mean it's never going to sound like perfect but when [ __ ] breaks it's already not perfect so you're probably
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going to hear me clicking my teeth in here now cuz we got these microphones and [ __ ] and they're awesome microphones
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yeah we can cut that [ __ ] out it'd be fine yeah as long as there's not a Unless there's like a a ASMR i did want
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to fire you when the one episode I was like "Kyle do the clicker." And it ended up in the episode and then after that I was like I went I went "You know what
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the clicker is just in from now on anything that is needs to be edited is staying in we don't even need a [ __ ]
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clicker oh yeah makes it good entertainment yeah it really does man it makes for Cuz you know people want to
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hear the behind the scenes they want to hear the mess ups they want to hear the They want to hear the [ __ ] it's like my
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favorite thing at the end of the movie is when they show the blooper reel oh yeah which they don't [ __ ] do that anymore they don't They don't You got to
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like deep dive YouTube to find You got to find some blooper you know what's the best though when Pixar would do blooper
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wheels of animated videos and they would they would make these scenes that were just bloopers which they didn't need to
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do because you know they were they were animated right but get closer to your microphone like this close yeah that's
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good start sucking on that knob i'm not very good at
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Yeah right he lies he's the greatest oh he practices all the time if you're happy and you know it clap your hands
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yeah I said nubs yeah and you know I clapped your nubs it sounds like two people [ __ ] when I clap my nubs
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together like well it doesn't help that like the end kind of looks like a like a ball sack it's a pair of ball sacks it looks like Fred no not right there like
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when you look at it head on yeah head on it's a dick but if I put it up it's like Peter Griffin's chin
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i was about to say butt chin and then you put them together it looks like a dick and balls so like Oh man and this one feels like a titty feel it guy like
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real soft and gentle whoa he says it is it's like a boob i got to ask guy now that you up and I
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ended up with extra sexual parts bro you could sell that to Fleshlight
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and make so much money what the boob feel yeah no no just be like "Hey just model my just model my nub man." So now
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that you've touched uh Todd's nub how do you feel it normally changes you see my legs crossed right so I think I just
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changed his life not bad a little bit a little bit all right let's do a uh what we usually do here we've gone in for a
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little bit so let's do a uh Do you have a would you rather cuz you said you had a couple oh I do i did have a a would
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you rather oh [ __ ] oh damn it Kyle now I don't got the time up there oh no you don't oh is is there a time on that yeah
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12 12 minutes 45 seconds all right well then we're very tiny though the This one looks lame already you can tell would
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you rather poop a 100 gallons of Hines ketchup or Wait wait wait would you
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rather poop 100 gallons of Hines ketchup or die in 2035
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so we're going to let the guest go first because I have I already have my answer i only have to do the Hines ketchup once
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100 gallons one time no you don't get to ask questions bro i have I have easily
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done that before [ __ ] 20 35 or 100 gallons of [ __ ] Hines ketchup out of
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your ass 2035 dude my kid will be 15 i don't want to die when he's in high school he's going to be he'll be a
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[ __ ] serial killer i don't care if it was 200 lb man [ __ ] that [ __ ] out you know you know what 100 lb is not that
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bad guy already mentioned it i do that on a daily basis i [ __ ] that much out of my ass every day like through a [ __ ]
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screen door man that would be no problem i just sit on the toilet be like "Here it goes." Yeah dude you just bring your
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phone you know just spend the whole day you know [ __ ] sitting on the toilet dude just like sit in the shower and just I mean it's ketchup and I got a bet so
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that should wipe right off man dude I'm telling you I would definitely go man kyle you [ __ ] your microphone up i
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[ __ ] that [ __ ] up if for people who don't know it just went it was sitting in the upright position and it
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immediately went limp it It fell down it was just like me it is definitely Kyle's mic so okay so I remember my would you
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rather okay go for it this is for Todd specifically oo a Todd one this one oh wait wait wait wait wait fluffy Puff is
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like one thing I can't get over here is how long guy's hair is show them how long your hair is and that's that's what
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that's that's one thing that I was going to get into do the hair should I do the hair reveal oh hell yeah gingers don't
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have souls and you're a red head man and that's a lot of hair yeah dude that's a lot of hair here it goes this is for
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This one is for only for the the Twitch viewers actually because they can only see it this one's for you Fluff it is
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[ __ ] majestic man holy [ __ ] it is like that [ __ ]
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Disney movie what Disney movie is that brave brave oh my god i can line up this
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can you do a Scottish accent i don't want to try no come on for the podcast what are you doing scottish accent like
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Brave well [ __ ] Scotty
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okay but never mind you [ __ ] suck at Legos mate that works i'll accept that
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i'll accept that too i got so much more like girthy when I said girthy i got
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girthy when I see your majestic hair come down i I climb that beautiful it's a lot dude oh my god how How long is it
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do you think like how many hair uh so like So I am I'm 6 feet tall my hair
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goes down to the middle of his back which is probably If I stretch it out it goes
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down to my ass well if I stretch it out it goes to five inches you know so if I really stretch it out it can touch my
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ass oh wow and then my hair is Wait so are you like a chick when you wash your hair does like some of it wash into your
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butt crack bro that's the worst so that's a Yes then yeah dude do you like slap it against the wall like some women
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do yeah I throw it away though i'm not a psychopath i've dated some women that like when they wash their hair in my shower they would throw it against the
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wall and they'd like put it on the wall so you've dated some women that left them there you've dated all women do
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that if you have long hair you do that my wife does not do that thank God she throws it away i I got to ask are we
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talking about like their whole hair or just excess hair excess hair just slap it on the wall man i'll do it
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if I left it on there it would look like someone [ __ ] like shaved my head and tortured me
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there's so much hair that comes out i mean it's better than it going down the drain but at the same time they leave it there and that is [ __ ] bad man fluff
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that's because you're not American she doesn't do that what if they're not American fluffy is another one that is
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on the Twitch and I see this this is where it's going to get hard is trying to differentiate when people are
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listening to the Twitch and on live so maybe you guys should just come live maybe we should just start doing them
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live we need to figure out that yeah but we get a lot of people that that like to listen to him on the way to work talking about you Ryan yeah a lot of people do
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so you know you're going to get what you're going to get you're just going to have to figure out the crumbs as you go yeah [ __ ] go watch the You post it
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the Twitch stream right uh well we're recording right now this is the first one we've ever No this is the second
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george has the first one yes but he's never giving it to me he was supposed to do it when he was here i know [ __ ]
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George all right shot time shot time oh you can't say shot time okay what was your What was your would you rather oh
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my would you rather i thought of this on the way here cuz me and me and Kyle were talking about um we were talking about
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uh who was it an officer that was paralyzed yeah and and I and I was like I had this thought Todd would you rather
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be paralyzed from the neck down or be in
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your current situation without arms tough one because I always tell people
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that my injury is no worse than any others okay and I'm going to get into a little spiel on this one because that
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that that one is hits home with me yeah um my my situation is no different than
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anybody else's right this is the hands that I This is the hand that I was dealt so I play it um would I rather be in
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that guy's situation no right i like being in mine okay because that's a hard
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one to put yourself in because you never know how hard it is for someone else on any given day you don't know your mother
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could have died your sister could have gotten hit by a car yeah you never know what's going on in someone's life so for
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me to have to pick that one is kind of I don't want to say cliche but I'm going
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to go with um I'm going to obviously pick the one I'm in because I know that
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yeah well neck down would be hard like you can like walk around you're mobile like you might meet a guy who's
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paralyzed from the neck down and say I would rather be this way than not have my you know you know what I'm saying
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it's it's tough so because you don't know Todd as well I think you should have edited it to would you have rather
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been paralyzed from the neck down or your situation but without your balls and dick
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paralyzed from the neck down okay if I had my balls and dick but but can you if you're So this is something I don't know
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if any of our listeners know this paralyzed people can use their their their function properly yeah oh okay so
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wow education is happening oh man yeah i don't know which one I would pick which What would you pick Kyle we'll let
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you go first yeah now it's your That's a good question um
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Well my wife already has Hold on stop stop stop stop hold on we're going to go without the balls on my situation though
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without Yeah that's what I'm saying without your balls have no balls have no balls and no hands and legs but be able
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to move around or be a quadlegic which is from the neck down with with your
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dick and balls and balls okay cuz that part's crucial for my answer
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oh would I oh I would [ __ ] man i'm going to say paralyzed that's what I'm going to say dude i'm picking I'm picking
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Todd's situation all day i'd rather have no arms legs okay cuz the thing is is if you don't have your balls you get silly
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[ __ ] yeah well and you don't have a like you don't have a desire like there's it like removes a lot of your
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sexual desire that's why you know that that I do that's why they would do it with units how do you know that do you not have dick and balls look how tight
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my pants are jesus i mean come on the only proof I have is a son no this I'm
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so glad I was going to try to do this live on TikTok i'm so glad that we didn't yeah no we would have you would have been banned in like 50 seconds last
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20 minutes [ __ ] Tik Tok what meets the club in this sorry didn't
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hear what what didn't you hear Fluffy Puff i don't I don't even know i don't know either i don't think we should repeat the last 12 minutes viewers man I
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didn't get as hot as I thought they're the three best viewers though yes we do that anybody could ever have fluffy Puff and I think it's Blissy Blob but shout
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out to those guys for coming in oh yeah hell yeah like I said there's an opportunity to see it live before it comes out on actual uh podcast so you
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guys should follow up on that that it's uh Twitch and my name is No Limbs0311 i usually put it out there on Facebook
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Instagram Tik Tok all the platforms that I'm on before it happens i mean it's not
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any certain day because it's hard to get guests in but sometimes we get guests in sometimes we don't so and then sometimes
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we get a random hair up our butt and decide to do a podcast no he gets tons of random hats hair bro the worst is
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like when you get out of the shower and then like you're you know you're nice and clean and like you know a couple hours later like man I got to take a
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[ __ ] you go [ __ ] and you go to wipe and there's just you missed a glob of hair it's just in your ass have you ever
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thought you were bleeding cuz your hair was red no i'm sorry gingers don't have souls
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i'm sorry no I haven't thought I was [ __ ] bleeding cuz my hair was red it looks nothing like blood my first wife
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was a ginger so I take that back oh okay well to the shop i did not know that actually
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I don't You learned something new about I didn't know your your first wife was uh to the bud zero score thank you for
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your uh your willingness to say that you were sober yeah man yeah it's been [ __ ] crazy dude it's been awesome
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though i feel great good also I'm sober from alcohol i still I still smoke weed
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right but you know some people can handle different addictions and things like that why are you pointing What are
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you pointing at fluffy gets it fluffy gets it okay Fluffy gets it wait about
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the ass hair thing or being sober so I'm wondering no so there there's this
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there's a I always say scold whenever we do it cuz she's Danish and that's what they say and I do it every single time
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and so and so she said skull and that's why I was pointing i was like I got you well so she didn't say I get it you said
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that yeah I know oh okay i thought you said she said I get it no she said score
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so wait there's another thing I want to get into is that like I said Guy is the one who edited all of our stuff but I
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don't know if I mentioned at the beginning that he's also the one who came up with the sound of the music that I wanted to have the podcast intro and
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exit out of and he asked me well actually Kyle ran through all of it but
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he asked me "What kind of song and who do you like?" And I kind of emulated it to Tulle and I think he did a very good
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job of that oh I agree um I love it it was a blast to do man it was a ton of
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fun yeah tell us about the process of that oh yeah so uh so I told him that we
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could do um we could do an intro outro tune for him um so basically was like me
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and my business partner who does uh all our session guitar work and then one of
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our session bass players came in and we all just sat down in a room and was like "All right we need three 90 second
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ideas." Um he wants like tulleish vibes and then I think you said something like
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311 like or something that was like totally like not tool he sent us 311 but
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well he said something some like it was something really absurd i only sent what Todd sent me i don't remember but there
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was one I was like this is not tool i It was very out of level i think I think it was for like a we we he did like a tool
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and then he did like a slower one for like an outro type deal he he was he was trying to think of like different Either
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way it worked out perfectly it did oh yeah anyway so we just so we got in a room we sat down with our instruments
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wrote three rough ideas um sent them to Kyle told him to tell Todd to pick and
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um he picked the idea he liked and then yeah from there we just um we set up in
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our studio and just just tracked did did drums first then we did uh and we so we
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did a scratch track first then we did the drums so scratch track is when you like play the rough idea and then I play
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along to that under like full mics and then okay my parts are done then I turn
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that turn the scratch track off then the bass player plays then the uh then the
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guitar player plays and then I mix it all and make it sound like it sounds and yeah I just had to spit my teeth out of
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my lap because I know there's going to be a lot at vetting cuz I keep clicking and I'm not used to these new microphones oh dude no seriously you're
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good you're good uh I'll I will gate it i'm just telling you I'm over here going playing with my teeth that's fine
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oh goodness that could be an ASMR my shoes were orange fluffy goddamn get your [ __ ] goddamn shoes my shoes are
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very um They look kind of orange i got to admit they do oh it's that white balance yeah okay so now I'm not I can't
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yell at you anymore Fluffy i'm sorry but they're red yeah they're they're very
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red definitely red they're super red these are my They're like period going out shoes
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period red i don't think period blood looks like that dude it's more It's more like dark and like chunky let's skip the
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period [ __ ] hey man you brought it up man i did i did i did oh I have another
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would you rather okay go for it man all right so this one I saw on the internet and is much more light-hearted um
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it was "Would you rather every day enter your car and have to fight a chicken
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before you can leave or once a year fight an orangutang that is armed with a
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sword?" Chicken chicken all the way chicken dude orangutang murder people
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they are way stronger than you dude an orangutang with a sword is like a mini [ __ ]
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dude evolved human that will chop you up i would choose orangutang man that's
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lose you got to go dude you got a whole year yeah but once a year of dying a chicken won't kill you dude an
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orangutang i would get annoyed with the chicken i'd rather be like every day wake up be like man January 1 let's
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[ __ ] go think about this though every morning you wake up to your [ __ ] annoying alarm clock that's just an
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annoying chicken you got to fight before you drive you just grab it by the neck you would And what if that orangutang whoops your ass and chops you into
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pieces dude it would that's an awesome story no not if you're not alone how are you going to tell it you're dead i won't
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it'll be my legacy everyone else will tell it he got his ass kicked by a ring tank that's his Would you rather we I
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would do it you're right but I got to say that when the ranging tanks fight they literally rip arms and legs off of
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other ring and he's got a sword he's I Yeah I guess I didn't say he's only allowed to use the sword i guess in my
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mind he's only allowed to use the sword but I mean maybe i don't know wait which brings me back to another episode of if
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you had a superpower what would it be and if you had a superpower for your
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sidekick what would it be remember me talking about the monkey that could be invisible my sidekick would be an orangutang with a sword
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damn it that beats the monkey with the right% two people [ __ ] right now i'm clapping i I'm assuming his ability
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would be able to use the sword proficiently i don't I don't know i Does he need to be proficient he got a sword
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he's an orangutang with a sword who goes near a monkey with a sword this guy once a year once a year once a year baby oh
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[ __ ] man oh man that is something else i'll tell you what dude and besides the fact that after probably about 3 days
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I'd be able to grab that chicken rip its head off 10 seconds done no but he's still in there it doesn't matter if you
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kill it yeah that's what I'm saying though but I could get it done i could I could get it down when roosters get meat
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get like meat well you didn't say rooster rooster you said chicken yeah dude i've had chickens what if you kill
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it every day the odds are that you're going to get a rooster at some point yeah but let me tell you you said chicken a chicken is a rooster is a
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chicken a rooster is not a chicken a rooster is a rooster well a chicken is a rooster and a rooster is a chicken no
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here we go with the egg but no it doesn't matter because I I've I've had people hit us up and let us know so is a
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rooster a chicken or is a rooster a rooster and a chicken's a chicken which came first the rooster or the chicken
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roosters [ __ ] chickens though so doesn't that make them part of the chicken family
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bulls [ __ ] cows but is a bull a cow yes a bull is not a cow a bull is not a heer
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but a bull is a cow no it's not it's a type of cow it's a bull no it's a bull
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is a type of cow okay once again here we go with our [ __ ] It's the gender difference heers and bulls are cows man
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we're going to start we're going to start giving like letters to cows and chickens and [ __ ]
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shit's getting weird man you guys watch this the Chappelle special i guess it's not new anymore but I haven't watched it
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but I've heard good things about it well you got to watch it man i love um something with David Letterman on
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Netflix um he does a thing called he does a thing called No Introduction
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Needed and he I just listened to the Chappelle one and he talks about when he walked away from his show and why he did
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it oh bro and it was amazing to hear because he was making millions of dollars and he just said "I didn't feel
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right about the racist jokes we were making and the things we were doing and people laughing at him but not not doing
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something for the cause." So he walked away and that that speaks volumes about that guy he walked away with nothing
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else lined up and then everyone thought he was [ __ ] crazy like like there were like tons of rumors like the
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industry roasted that dude and he literally just like pulled himself up by the boot he never even really left
27:48
anywhere he stayed where he was at and his hometown covered for him to say he's
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not here he's not here i mean I got to say I thought I heard him say that he was in Africa people said he was in
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Europe in a rehab facility i mean dude there was all types of [ __ ] watch it man watch it it's on Netflix it's called
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David Letterman no no introduction for the or whatever but he does it with Dave
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Chappelle i think it's season three and he talks about how he hid out in his hometown and everybody that came around
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were like "Have you seen Dave Chappelle?" And they're like "No." And he lives in this small town in Ohio in
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Ohio he still lives in Ohio he still lives there i didn't know anybody lives in Ohio amazing individual man like he
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he actually walked away from that [ __ ] and was like I didn't like the way that we were making racist jokes and people
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weren't you know they were laughing at him for the wrong reason yeah yeah yeah yeah
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dude it's And he said he couldn't live with himself if he would have stayed with that yeah man he got a lot of [ __ ] for it too but he's Hey Dave Chappelle
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if you ever hear this come be on my podcast bro i would I would [ __ ] a brick i would [ __ ] a brick too i would
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literally [ __ ] a brick if Dave Chappelle was on the podcast that'd be awesome what are you looking at bro i'm trying to read the [ __ ] thing man i'm trying
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to check it's kind of everyone's feathery thing started
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chicken don't know if anyone said anything about it or if it's just
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me is there like a high pitch sound i don't know is anyone hearing a high pitch sound oh is it it's in that
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microphone might be in the other it's got to be my Yeti yeah I don't know but man that like I
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said with Dave Chappelle that was uh now now I definitely got to get on LinkedIn and Oh hell yeah get Dave Chappelle on
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this [ __ ] bro if you get Dave Chappelle from LinkedIn I pick something ridiculous for
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me to do and I'll do it okay hold on from there I need to change that subject because Dave Chappelle being on my show
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would be [ __ ] amazing but my show is more about linking in with veterans making them laugh giving
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them the resources that they need to you know any person that can help them in their daily lives like you there might
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be some veterans out there that need some auto editing and things like that you know they can hit you up and at the
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end of the show we'll let you give out your Instagram or all that [ __ ] or like anyone like any veterans that like
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I know a lot of guys that have uh that have served in um that you know do music
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like music's a passion and they got out of high school and they like you know didn't have career options or they
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decided they wanted to go into the military and then or they were like trying to do music at the same time and came out and started doing music again
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actually my buddy uh dude I might I might have to see if they would be interested in being on this because they
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he was actually he was a Navy guy and he was in he was in for like I think I
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don't I love the Navy cuz they gave me a ride no I'm kidding i actually flew in a
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plane so was it Did the plane land on a ship no it landed in Afghanistan oh
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there's probably probably a normal actually it landed in Kazerstan and then we took a plane to Afghanistan and from
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there I actually took a [ __ ] Hilo flight into enemy lines so damn bro dude
31:12
haven't you listened to uh was I told you I listen to most I listen to most of them but I spot listen i listen for
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spots like I'm doing a job so I don't The fourth episode which was um your buddy right uh George george george was
31:24
his gunner yeah I know i did listen to most of that one yeah that that was a great one that one I was like man I like
31:31
sat i like didn't I took way longer to end because I I was like listening to it like dude there were so many stories
31:37
after we got done like there were some good stories you guys got to record some B-roll for that man george
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back tons of stories george is one of my best friends from the Marine Corps and so is AJ Neie and I'm going to have him
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on soon um but I just had AJ Neie go through Focus which I speak a lot about
31:58
yeah he just went through there and I thought he was one of those guys that was going to be like "Oh I don't need
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that shit." Blah blah blah well he actually surprised the [ __ ] out of me and that's why I talk about Focus
32:09
Marines a lot because these guys go through this program and it just changes them you can watch it happen as the week
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goes on and it's amazing and I'm now a mentor out there and I'm proud to be a mentor out there yeah congratulations
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for getting your black shirt man that's [ __ ] awesome black shirt is what they call it which means he's an actual mentor like all like Oh there so there
32:28
are like certs like certifications you get for them it's not certifications it's just you have to go through the
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program so many times there's green shirt guys and it's all the Vietnam guys that started the program team leaders
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gotcha and then you got black shirts which are now guys like me and other guys that have gone through the program
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asserted the things they teach yeah prove that you can [ __ ] make it happen and go for your blue stars is
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what they call them and make [ __ ] happen and so now I'm a mentor now and just
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sitting there watching what happens to these veterans as they go through all this stuff
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it's [ __ ] amazing because not only one do they become friends with me and the other green shirts and all that
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stuff yeah but they also become friends with each other and
33:15
build a repertoire with each other so now they have another
33:20
family that they can count on because all these guys went through at the same time yeah building building like a
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support system right and it is so fun to watch because I don't want to say fun because that's that's harsh to say on
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someone coming off their their um hard days and hard lives but for me it's I'm
33:41
going to say fun again i would I would call it fun watching people like watch them grow and learn it's like watching a
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plant it's it's so amazing they start at this one place like I had a guy at my
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table and I'm not going to mention names or anything like that he didn't know why he was He kept telling me "I don't know why I'm here i don't know why I'm here."
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Yeah three days in he's like "Oh now I get it." Yeah huh and so it was quite
34:08
amazing to just watch that growth period happen yeah so do they have like so do
34:13
they have like licensed uh like counselors or therapist they have two licensed counselors there and they speak
34:19
for the first three days and then after that it's um and I say three days because those
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three days are rough it's 12 hours a day in a classroom a lot of self-reflecting a lot of um getting to know yourself
34:33
better than you thought yeah yeah and all I can do is say is this program is just so damn amazing that Yeah Kyle
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you're fired again what are you doing crank that [ __ ] down i did i I I I
34:48
extended it out you just ruined my insert you're an electrician you're supposed to be able to like
34:53
You just ruined my [ __ ] you just ruined my insert like when I was going into your sister my insert
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[Laughter] you know if you would have just kept going it would have been just fine you
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could just pull that card anytime that's I know and I love it but I love this
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kind of I I figured the mic was not in front of him it was to the side so I wanted to move it to his front it's fine
35:16
and then it fell down and looked at my wiener and then he came over and I had to insert my joke and I grabbed his
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wiener hey but uh would you rather all right here we go that's another poop one
35:28
that's weird um okay poop next to every dog you see pooping proceed to yell at
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the dog owner for not picking it up or call your parents every time you're
35:39
about to have sex and ask them for permission poop 100% no dude i'm going with to call
35:46
my parents for sex to have permission cuz I don't give a [ __ ] what they say
35:51
but I want my parents to know I'm about ready to [ __ ] does that make the sex more exciting yeah so I'd be like I'd be
35:59
like "Hey mom and dad I'm about to have sex is that okay with you?" Be like "No." I'd be like "Too bad it's
36:05
happening anyway." God and I really don't want to poop in front of another guy while his dog's pooping oh I don't
36:11
give a [ __ ] about that i would oh you indecent exposure well that's not a part of the card it didn't say would you
36:17
rather be yeah it doesn't say you're going to get arrested it doesn't mean just like the chicken you're going to get a rooster too much into these you're
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about to get fired from the car you're going to get a rooster no it also doesn't say that I can't [ __ ] my pants next to the dog well it says uh poop and
36:32
then it asks them to why they didn't pick up yours again i could [ __ ] my pants still no
36:40
pick it up they can still pick it up in my pants that's I guess that part of the card it didn't get that specifics i
36:47
already said it i was going to go with the same as yours i would I would rather call my mom and tell her I'm about to have [ __ ] sex right i would hurt her
36:53
feel awkward oh that sounds awful no hey Mom i'm good i'm about to have sex i'm about to [ __ ] this dude
37:01
i Not only that I text my uh best friend every time I have sex well you already
37:06
do so you're already in a pract the the the song the Lonely Island
37:12
song I had just had sex it's a gift i send it to him every time and he sends one back whenever he has sex that's Wait
37:19
that's a weird story let's get into this i don't know what's going on here okay so I don't know how it happened but just
37:26
at one point in time that I decided I was like "Oh man i just had sex i'm really proud." And I sent it to him wait
37:32
were you like [ __ ] 32 or 18 uh like 30 okay either way let's go well he's my
37:39
best friend so you know we're really close and so I just started sending it to him and then he started sending back and so I mean sometimes you forget
37:45
because you know who does it like every single time but you know I would say about 70% of the time I'll send him a
37:52
message on Snapchat saying I just had sex so you still that do that now today even with your wife yes it started with
37:59
my wife so So your buddy's got a textless calendar of how long and how
38:05
much dude I would be interested to see if he can like compile all those messages and figure out if what the
38:11
routine is right cuz there's got to be like a calendar he should start sending me that and I'll tell you what you did
38:16
and when you didn't and why you're doing it i can analyze that now i'm not going to do that but I don't think he's saving
38:22
he'd have to save them dude I save all my I save all my messages like my conversations with people snapchat no I
38:28
don't [ __ ] I'm not 13 years old kyle Snapchat i only do it in Snapchat thank you thank you guy also I'm not trying to
38:36
like send dickpicks to like my substitute teacher i don't use Snapchat hey you know she enjoyed it i said he I
38:43
know she mine who uses Snapchat at our age like we get yelled at for using
38:48
Facebook by the younger generation I do i know Fluffy does i know my best friend
38:53
does i know my wife does i know my sister does not Michelle my other sister
38:59
my brother does calling parents would be my brother irish oh gosh that sounds
39:04
awful all right guys we could sit here and talk all day no one wants a dickpick
39:09
exactly you're absolutely right Fluffy and I have never sent a dickpick you cannot dress up a dick but you can dress
39:15
up a vagina it looks hot as [ __ ] dude i remember roast beef sandwiches i remember Britney's roast beef sandwiches
39:22
hey we're calling that one out again hey two people [ __ ]
39:28
Yeah what were you What were you saying guys but hey guys I'm going to cut us off i
39:35
don't know how long we been uh 42 minutes yeah that that's a good
39:40
one hell yeah okay all right guys we're going to cut this one off um when does the [ __ ] end we had Guy with us guy
39:47
thank you for coming um you said you had something that you wanted to present oh [ __ ] kyle reach in the reach in my
39:53
backpack oh this one might run longer now the CD the CD yeah okay so this is
40:01
this comes with a story um I have no idea who the [ __ ] this is other than that so why are you giving it to me
40:07
because there's because of the story that comes along with it and I was like I need to bring something i wanted to bring something so you brought a CD that
40:13
you have no idea where [ __ ] Just wait just wait do we even have a way to play
40:19
this because this would be great content um and I can I'll I'll trim I'll trim
40:24
some stuff out to make the episode not as long if we can play once if we can get a hold of those guys and maybe the limits yeah oh no dude okay so we can
40:31
definitely play oh the back of the album I'm enjoying already okay okay so I was in New Mexico last summer running audio
40:37
at a gig i went in town i was like "Dude I haven't gotten a tattoo in a while." So I wanted a tattoo i was like "Oh I
40:42
want like I like wanted something like audio related just some like [ __ ] tattoo." So I got I got a fader on the
40:49
back of my arm went to this shop walked in first off the guy giving the he [ __ ] up a straight line like it's a
40:56
straight line on the back of my tricep and it's not it's he like [ __ ] it up lesson to all those out there pick your
41:01
tattoo artist correctly yeah i just walked in and I didn't really care if it was a [ __ ] tattoo whatever anyway the
41:08
guy is an apprentice and he's got a wireless like a [ __ ] like a Bluetooth
41:13
tattoo gun that should have been I should have ran but I was like whatever i was a little bit drunk yeah it was wireless and that's weird yeah it didn't
41:20
clearly didn't work very well and uh the owner of the shop comes down and then again I'm in New Mexico i'm in Santa Fe
41:27
New Mexico and there's like [ __ ] gecko tattoos everywhere and just kind of desert trash like tattoos on the wall
41:34
and I'm like "Okay." The lady comes down and ask me what I do ask me what I do and I tell her I'm an audio engineer and
41:41
she gives she goes upstairs and gives me this CD to this thing she made so now
41:48
you're giving it to me yeah because it's got to be really awful
41:53
so So that's what I'm getting at like you brought the CD but look at the back
41:59
of it it's like it's not even out of the cellophane people like he like what the [ __ ] is
42:06
this guy it looks like a This is what you brought me it's going in the trash can we have You
42:13
can't throw that away we got to listen to man it was a gift we got to listen you can throw it away i It was a gift to
42:18
him he's regifting yeah I am it's white elephant up in this [ __ ] but you could have given it to somebody else it's like
42:24
I hope that poor lady never hears this podcast i hope she does i think because
42:29
even if she hears this podcast she won't even know hey hey yeah well I don't know i'm about to I'm about to take that back
42:36
home with me and just That's the new That's the outro music christmas man that's the outro music for this
42:44
no I'm burying it to you it's going in there with the [ __ ] and everything else that's in there you need to take it back out all right ladies and gentlemen
42:51
that's it that's all we got tonight what about our sponsors our sponsors um well I hope that uh Screw Ball is one of them
42:58
but I'm not going to run through the uh organizations tonight are we saying this one is sponsored by Brian oh yeah um I
43:05
forgot this one is also spire sponsored by Brian Jefferson who
43:13
came through you'll hear his next one after Jen Jennifer but you'll hear it
43:19
before this one but he focus and uh he actually gave us a donation to have the
43:26
next couple edited and I appreciate that from him yeah we really do great dude and if you listen to Brian Jefferson's
43:32
um podcast hit the guy up um if you have questions get a hold of me and I can
43:38
make sure that we leak contact with him he will not shy away so guy how can they get a hold of you buddy um Instagram
43:46
they can follow my company my production company with uh my buddy we do like artist um basically artist development
43:53
and production um dog.4.luck um that's Say that again dog
43:59
forluck dog period 4 period luck um and
44:04
that's where like all the really creative records and uh music and fun stuff is and then uh and we're doing a
44:11
lot of really cool stuff working with a couple studios in town building some good local relationships trying to make the St louis scene um cool and vibrant
44:19
so and it's happening really cool stuff's happening and then my personal page is danger with two Rs say that
44:26
again danger with two Rs and if you could send that to me and I could just put it in the description of the podcast
44:32
so where did the two Rs go in danger well okay i'm just making sure i mean
44:38
you said "Hey danger guy with two Rs." I'm making sure that it wasn't after guy with two Rs that's like a [ __ ] dad
44:45
joke you suck at those apparently you're the one making the dad joke i'm not making a
44:51
dad joke that was a dad joke well you know what if you're doing [ __ ] downtown you better get a hold of me and then we can start doing all this [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah
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let's make downtown a fun place to be again hell yeah yeah as long as it's safe all right ladies and gentlemen
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that's it and this is where Guy's going to make his intro song come in and his exit song come in
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i don't even know how to reuse it but here we go so I'll see y'all later it's
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