No! But Seriously: Let Me Explain…
Welcome to No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain, where business meets the bedroom and healing meets the hustle.
Hosted by the unapologetic, soul-wise La La DàVie, this podcast is your one-stop sanctuary for raw relationship talk, real-deal business coaching, and unfiltered self-improvement. Whether you’re building a brand, fixing your finances, untangling relationship drama, or doing all three while still trying to breathe; sis, this is your space.
Most business coaches forget they’re human. Most relationship coaches don’t know what it takes to launch from scratch. La La does both and she’s bringing the blueprint.
Expect weekly episodes with:
- Bold business gems to level up your money moves 💼
- Juicy relationship advice that cuts through the noise 💋
- Spiritual tea to help you remember who TF you are ✨
Pick your lane, love or business, or ride with La La for the full transformation. Come for the wisdom, stay for the rants, laughs, and sister-circle realness.
Because you can build your empire and your emotional peace, without sacrificing either.
No! But Seriously: Let Me Explain…
The Fall Was a Lie: Eve, Eden & the Trap of Spiritual Amnesia
God Wasn’t a Man, the Fruit Wasn’t Sin, and the Church Ain’t the Plug
What if everything you were taught about Adam and Eve was backwards?
✨What if the serpent was sacred, the fruit was a portal, and Eve wasn’t the villain, but the divine feminine daring to awaken? 👁️
In this explosive episode of No! But Seriously… Let Me Explain, La La DàVie peels back the layers of colonized religion to reveal the spiritual truth hidden in plain sight. We’re diving deep into the metaphysics of Eden, the real meaning of “the fall,” the soul trap of reincarnation, and how religion was weaponized to suppress ancestral memory and feminine power.
Get ready for a no-holds-barred breakdown of:
- Why “original sin” was never sin at all
- The serpent as sacred Kundalini energy
- Churches as vibrational traps
- How reincarnation may be a spiritual recycling scam
- And how YOU can exit the matrix through remembrance and soul sovereignty
This isn’t about bashing faith, it’s about freeing it. So grab your tea, open your third eye, and brace yourself for the episode your pastor warned you about.
Links Associated with this Episode
App: Black Knowledge
Thank GOD Adam & Eve Ate the Apple
Eve, Eden & the Metaphor of Consciousness
Kundalini, Shakti & the Serpent as Sacred Energy
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Adam, Eve, and the Serpent: Sex and Politics in Early Christianity
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