The Megan & Whitney Show
The Megan & Whitney Show
Quantum Consciousness and Holy Relics
00:00 - Intro
02:25 - Food Love: Korean Food & Homemade Pizza
Reminiscing about favorite dishes, Megan and Whitney share stories of making Korean-inspired meals and the perfect pizza with fennel sausage, basil, and pineapples.
09:04 - Holy Relics & Ancient Mysteries
The conversation turns to relics like Jesus’ foreskin and umbilical cord, discussing their historical significance and the idea of staging a "holy heist" to steal these relics.
13:18 - Consciousness & Quantum Mysteries
Things get deep as the hosts dive into consciousness, quantum physics, and AI. Drawing on physicist Brian Greene’s work, they debate whether consciousness transcends physical reality.
26:18 - Saints, Spies, & Becoming Saints
Talk of Scandinavian spies from WWII leads to a fun brainstorming session about starting a YouTube experiment to become modern-day saints.
30:43 - Holy Relics & Sacred Objects
Back to relics! They discuss the divine power of sacred objects like the "true cross" and Galileo's finger, pondering the power of belief and the role of relics in religion.
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Brain food, sick with ectoplasm, juice and static energy fire Firelight fuels our memory. What genealogy with fairy tales. Photography Father and Dada Necromancer. I like describing you to people as Meghan sees me for who I really am. Like you said that to one of our guests, and I was like, Yeah, yeah. She's exposing my tender underbelly. I am a cheesy cracker, babe. It's a texture thing, a love, a soft cheese. I'm also a dip head, also a dip head. It's an honor and a privilege to be in her proximity. I'm on my weight loss journey. No way. Yeah. Almost £200. One borderline, 191 at my most pregnant. Just down to 165. That's what happens when you have to go dairy free, gluten free. You hate everything and you hate your life. You just don't eat some rice and you go, This is horrible. And then. And then you suffer. I am addicted to suffering. Is anything to suffer every day. I wish I lived in a little tower above your kitchen. I will build that out for you with this shoot. And I would just shoot down breakfast for you. Shoot down lunch for you? Yeah. Lunch doesn't exist in my paradigm. Breakfast is gluten free cereal. Not today. But it was a lot of work. And then I was cooking for more than just me and. Right, right, right. And in times like this, it'd be nice if you could just throw together, like, a little eggy potato. You bake through it, and I really miss. I. We did a consulting gig for that crazy person, that crazy lady. And you and you and Aaron made a toast with goat cheese to toasted pistachios, blistered cherry tomatoes with garlic and chopped basil. If I could eat that every day for breakfast. It was so it was like it had all the textures. It had the creamy cheese, the toasted toast. It was tangy and it had crunchy pistachios, and then it had like fresh basil. And that's why I like Korean food, too, because it's like, you got the pickle, you got the spicy, you got the sweet, you got the salty. They're big on like accouterments and textures and stuff. So I've been on a Korean kick. I made a pizza. I taught pizza class and I made a pizza. After everybody left, I had just, like, all the remnants that were left, and it was magically delicious. It had. So I had half a pound of ground pork leftover from like doing a three person brunch. And I seasoned up the remaining half pound with fennel and chilies and a little oregano. I basically made it into spicy Italian sausage and I put that on my pizza. I did nose those tomatoes, pineapples and then fresh basil when it came out, but like fresh basil and help and pineapple Panthers. And then the sacredness of the sausage and the tomatoes was and chilies in the film. I was like, you were like that, I think a dog at the door. I was like, I just want kids. That's natural. It's like, I wasn't ready for the fucking flavor. Flavor, bomb, flavor, flavor, chubby bomb. I'm concerned about full metal's dairy consumption of these as I've been cooking more but reverting to restaurant mode and adding fuck tons of butter and heavy cream. I was like, Are you? Well, what's happening? We had but cream. I missed the beginning. Whitney Creamy Oatmilk is a legit good substitute for milk. This is true. And then I was reading about how much seed oil is in it and then how bad seed oils are for you. But we're in this like, hemorrhage of a timeline where everything's bad for you and Oatmilk is. I got no milk. It doesn't have seed milk in it. And it's from that same company. Don't these, don't these precautions about consuming things that are like cause it's like causing it every day. On a study where people took our animals, took, like, huge amounts of No, the process in which you extract seed oils is inherently using a lot of solvents. It's a really bad practice. So it's not the seed oil, it's the process. Yes, well, community factory. Well that that. And then it's like there's tons of oil, slick olive oil, all the oils that are easy to extract and not super bad for the environment. it's, it's fucking corporations that just care about our profit that will feed us poison every day, all day. But then and then I was like, well, how much? How much are you really eating? Are you going to tell them what's up? We need to get more vegetables, whole grains, You know, every time I eat a salad, I question my existence because it does not agree with me. And it was so funny because I Googled, like, Why does lettuce give me diarrhea? It's the first thing like everybody on Google because you don't. Why does lettuce in the first populated answer is, give me diarrhea and Google gives you know, it's like, well, maybe, you know, it puts the ball back in your court and you're like, no, I think I think personally, I think there's something on the lettuce that's sprayed or or because when I eat lettuce from salt in time, it doesn't happen. And that's how I knew I was like, shit, when I eat lettuce grown in Austin, it's fine. But if I let us go in the grocery store, it's like fuckin poop. World War three and I'm the Black Hawk of No, I, you know. yeah. And he went away for five, like a bunch of Swiss chard and a bunch of collards and a bunch of turnips. And tell. Tell the people, tell them, tell the lovely ma pod All three of them are dedicated fans are our writer dies. What you fucking did with those turnips, babe? Because she. She texted me this and I crashed my car and everybody died. And then I had to go see somebody about. About living again. I slice they were like these Japanese horror curried turnips or whatever, the little white creamy ones. And I slice them kind of thickly and then I cut them into napkins and I sauteed them in bacon fat, you know, with a generous amount of salt and everything. And then once they were tender, I added maple sirup and kind of glaze them and I eat them rice, that is. I'll just like turnips glazed with maple sirup. Turnips always want like a little bit of a sweet glaze. I don't know. It's like they're they're earthiness. And of course, bacon maple is just like the most dreamy bacon maple turnips. So yummy. I think I. The greens were a little bit too yellow. I was dreaming of chopping up the greens and folding them in their hearts. They can be like, you have to be tuned into the green to understand when it's done. And so that was delicious. And I felt the vitality of the earth being restored to my body. And I was like, Damn it, I need to eat more of that. Well, that's so funny you say that. I have a a Japanese cookbook about postpartum and they talk about all the different vegetables. Well, they also eat a lot of ovals because you're restoring light to them. You are most vulnerable after giving birth and you're not allowed to leave your bed in 40 days for 40 days. So you have all the matriarchs come over and they feed you seaweed soup and pig livers in like a really amazing array of different stuff for like grounding purposes and warming purposes, eating hearts and livers and stuff like that. I sense postpartum because you lose so much iron through all the blood and all the stuff that you give to the baby. That's so smart. What the fuck? What is our culture? Do we murder everyone? And so you murder all the indigenous people, and then when you're angry and you feel like you've been wrong, you go to the gun store and buy a gun, and then you murder everybody that wronged you. And then. And then. And then you get addicted to opioids, and then you go to jail for opioids and then and and then you pay 30% in taxes and you don't really see much back in return. You purchase most of that. But yeah, and then the president signs a 96 or $3 billion war aid package to a country that has free health care. They emphasize their individual power, but it's really just spending power as a consumer. They don't want you to be worried about wars abroad because they don't want you to stop shopping. I want to know when all these mother fuckers die and there's a lot of them in charge right now. I don't know if they'll ever die. They might sleep in pods full of jism and jism. No, just jism. Jism in early. Jism on the lettuce is what's going you shout out, Shout out to shout out. Seth, said Anna, who's her mother? The mother, the fucking terrorist group you can't see, cannot? Yeah, you know. Remember yesterday, the pro-Palestine demonstration You t was dispersed somewhat violently by state troopers. I just feel so bad for these kids who are trying to, like, effect change in their world, and they're just met with, you know, government oppression, resistance and Nick says seed oil sound like the process for chicken McNuggets that are legal in the USA but are not sold in other countries because of the formaldehyde they need to make it in the U.S.. Yes, exactly. And then magic. Magic says there will always be terrible people in charge. They are inevitable. It's just a continuous cycle of people who want power to abuse it. Yeah, baby, I know, I know. It's it's I don't know any people our age who are active in politics, which I know what you got to. It's. I don't know. Or we just burn it all down. I think our population is too where we just move. I don't know, a sort of positive. What about a Board of Jedi as well that can't be bought Wars. The dark side was a little too attractive. We are obsessed with one holy leader, right? We love it. We love one guy, one guy, two Roma. Yeah, he was the fucking Sith Lord. But that guy. Fuck that guy In other news. Yeah, babe, I've been reading this really cool book. You sent me a very long. I wasn't sure I was on the way to a farm, but I'm here. I'm here to listen. I brought a piece of it to read aloud so that we can discuss the part that I had written. So Brian Green is a physicist. He wrote books called The Elegant Universe and Fabric of the Cosmos, which I read using music, ah, 8 to 10 years ago. And I was going to the library and I saw that he had another book. He wrote this one in 2020. So I don't know, four years out, not to too far for science, but there's this part. He started to talk about consciousness and how science can really solve the hard problem of consciousness because so because we're using our consciousness to try to solve it. So much of what it is is like subjective in our experience. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Accessible to the typical methods that science uses to write. You can't have group and group B, you know, create replicable experiments with predictable outcome. So I love that as a physicist, he's attempting to, like, reach those topics, sort, let's see. So he's talking about quantum physics now, which I feel like going the teeny tiny little, teeny tiny. Okay, so as with the representation of the Ferrari and he talks about, you know, seeing a Ferrari in your experience of Red, your experience of light, you're the integration and differentiation of all the information that you get from seeing a Ferrari. Your consciousness does all that work, but you don't see the mechanisms behind your consciousness working, like you said, because you're trying to see it with you're trying to see your consciousness with your consciousness, okay? And you get a good part. As with the representation of the Ferrari and as with your representation of the attention of others, the representation of your own attention leaves out the best swaths of details. It ignores the underlying neuronal firings, the information processing and complex signal exchanges that generate your focus and instead sketches the attention itself. What in common language we normally call our awareness? Because if we did have access to all those, we wouldn't do anything. We would. You would be buffering so often and you would not survive. You'd get eaten. You'd get eaten according and this is the part of life conscious experience seems to float unmoored in the mind when the brain's penchant for simplified schematic representations is applied to itself to its own attention. The resulting description ignores the very physical processes responsible for that attention. Doing good food, thoughts and sensations seem ethereal, as if they come from nowhere, as if they hover in our heads. If your schematic representation of your body were to leave out your arms, your hands would seem ethereal too. And that is why conscious experience seems utterly distinct from the physical processes carried out by our particulate and cellular constituents. The heart problem seems hard. Consciousness seems to transcend physical only because our somatic mental models suppress cognizance of the very brain mechanics that connect our thoughts and sensations to their physical underpinnings that we know of, that we don't. But I love it as a physicist. He's trying to attack his heart problems. But but it's like, how can we actually understand what consciousness is and how it's generated? Like where's the seat of consciousness? Like, what test could we possibly undertake in order to discover that like with certainty it's so hard because it's like toaster acid. He's like, Do you think it will solve consciousness as it's outside of it? But we created it. So don't you think it's inherently bias if we're the ones who propagated it, or will it take off to a point where it's no longer influenced by the people who designed it or created it? And if it was up there, then it could help us understand consciousness? Well, it begs the question, is it possible for A.I. to sort of get too big for its britches and go beyond programed it well, and how how does he. So he's he's giving he's describing the problem. The problem. But then it's like, okay, the CIA used remote viewing of people who are really good at remote viewing. And we have countless hundreds of cases of projecting consciousness, remote viewing scene into somebody else's head experiences you can't describe. There's so many you can't explain it. You can't you can't explain. There was one that was described on the Science Show that I was watching where the mom, her kids were on a road trip with their dad in the mom fucking woke up at 3 a.m., started calling the cops. Something's wrong with my kid. Something's wrong with her. And this was in the early seventies or whatever, you know. And that moment was when her kids were in a car crash and one of them died. But she and she had proof that she had reached out to all these people and was trying to get a hold of you know, it's like, how do you explain? But then but then we were talking about hive mind. You know, I'm an A.I. is populating in a way where it's harnessing all the computers that are using A.I., and the bigger it gets, the more powerful it gets. So it's like, what happens if we tap into the collective net of consciousness throughout people and are what this guy is getting at? It's like there has to be a way that the laws that we know about nature are the way that nature behaves. There's got to be a way for us to describe that instance, like undeniable instances of like people being psychic, knowing things that they really shouldn't know, seeing things that they really can't see with their eyes. But there has to be a scientific explanation for how that's possible. Well, and if you think about it right now, we really don't know a lot about like science has kind of hit the glass ceiling with consciousness because they can't figure out like the probabilistic nature of quantum mechanics. It's like, what? It's like 45% chance for it to be over here. But it's occupying both places until it's observed. Yeah, I forget what does observe mean in the iPhone. he's probably not on the chart anymore. I kill that fucking fly. We are just now starting to change how drugs are studied because they've been studied the same way for a hundred years and now people are saying, Hey, if you have a control group and you're giving them a placebo and they are going to die unless they are given this medicine, that's unethical. You cannot keep testing people in this really outdated modality. So we're like just now starting to change a little bit of stuff in mud. Fish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. Okay. The problem is, the more we work, the weirder things have become. There is nothing in quantum equations that shows how reality transitions from a fuzzy mixture of possibilities to a single definite outcome. You witness upon undertaking a measurement. In fact, if we assume as seems utterly sensible that the same successful quantum equations apply not just to the electrons and other pathways in the study, but also to the electrons that make up your equipment, that make up those making up your brain. And then according to the mathematics, the transition shouldn't happen at all. If the electron is hovering both here and there, then your equipment should find that it is both here and here. Upon reading the previous display, your brain should think of the electron as both here and there. That is after you perform a measurement. The quantum fuzziness of the particles you are studying should infect your equipment, your brain, and presumably your conscious awareness, causing your thoughts to hover in a fuzzy mixture of multiple outcomes. And yet, after each and every measurement, you report nothing of the sort you report that you witnessed a single definite result. The challenge known as the quantum measurement problem is to resolve the puzzling disparity between a fuzzy quantum reality described by the equations and the sharp, familiar reality you consistently experience. So there seems to be some quality of consciousness that decides, I think I can't wait and maybe we will see it in our lifetime or this which is flipped. And instead of us not interfering with anything and really trying to witness things, hypothetic call instances through equations, which is really the only way you can go down to that level. But I want to see what happens when the flip is when the switch is flipped and we make a jump to a new discovery of how we think about it. And maybe that has thinking about it does too. Yeah. And to me, the next the obvious next step to that is using your mind to alter it. Exactly. Understanding how our minds alter things you're like of just sort of well and then it's yeah it's a big it's like that then in place in the universe and all of the beautiful mathematics that describe the universe of consciousness and then this fit into that. And once we start understanding how to use it to our advantage in an observational sense, this is yes is one I think we'll start making leaps and bounds because we know that consciousness itself has power to affect change, right? Because, you know, groups of people getting together and praying or thinking or doing something specific can make something happen without like physical intervention. And there's countless examples of people who have access to things that they would never have access to. So I think you can't really deny that there's something that we just don't understand about it at all. Or what do you what does the CIA know and the things that they've been in? They were using that a long time ago. What's the stuff that they're keeping from science that they're using to their advantage because of the. well, the the Chinese fucking get it to work. You know, the things that they hold, the cards that they hold close so that they don't feeling my intuition tells me that the CIA would act on something that had a chance of being effective without actually understanding how it does what it does. Like they would do something if there was a chance that it would be effective, even though they didn't really know what was right. Yeah, and they've been doing stuff like that for a long time. I'm thinking like more X-Files where it's like they're like, yeah, we've we've got, we've got a whole department that you're never going to fucking see all their. Yeah, but it's, it's exciting to think that there are really intelligent people who are dedicated to that discovery and not in an effort to sort of blank it out because for so many years scientists are like, if it's not observable, you know, an objective reality sense, then it's not. And instead there's the quantum physicists who are like a little bit batshit crazy who are able to navigate the hypothetical realms of absolute and utter mystery. If you understand that everything is made of matter and matter is composed of particles, and then you start to look at how particles behave. So how is anything? It's almost like you're not it's almost like you're not supposed to look at that. It's like a little too close. It's a little. The curtain was never supposed to be peeks behind. Yeah, I don't think our brains are equipped to understand that level of reality. Do you think Murphy understands that level of reality? I don't think Murphy. Dude, he looks at you in a way I've never seen him look at anybody else for him to wonder anything but, like, why his dick itches. Dude, I watch some baby cow 69 yesterday at the farm and they wouldn't stop 69. And I was like, Does somebody want to do something or are they just going to do this forever? Or they did it the entire time we were there. It was so fuckin weird. I also want to know what number it should be if it's baby cows doing it, like sucking each other's giblets off. Yeah, that's hilarious. Well, I mean, yeah, it's documented that animals enjoy pleasure. Yeah, they do. But these ones, I'm like, yeah, they're going to, you know. Yeah. No, they're just. They're fucking. They're squirting out one eyed babies and then I turned around and Pam was like, petting this emaciated baby goat. It was like a skeleton was spraying diarrhea everywhere. And I was like, That's the one you're touching. You're not allowed in my car. I don't know. I don't know. There was something wrong with it. I'm sure that's just part of farm life. No go. Yeah. Oops. Stepping on. Yeah. Nice. Barf and eat it. Go away. Okay. She's got never having two dogs ever again. One is enough. Two is too many. Lord. yeah. So every morning I just wake up and drink coffee. You read that book? It gives me. Gives me started in the right place. Mr. Mysticism. Quantum quantum mysticism. and what? I'm into it. I have to reread a lot of paragraphs because. Yeah, it's, it's, it's hard to listen to, you know, Like you want to see it. You want to read it with your eyeballs. I made a map, had notes to use God. And I was I made him up a note. I emailed him. I note. it was about Scandinavian women spies. Apparently, they used a lot. They mostly used women as spies. And that's all that I got. But I feel like, let's speculate. Women, just women are intuitive. They're in we're psychological creatures versus mostly physical. We like to deep dive into the brains. We like to talk. We like to fucking talk. yeah, we're empathetic. We can get somebody, right? We're right where it tickles, right? We're right where it itches. Make them confess. I know. I don't know if it's being a woman or growing up the way that I did, but I do feel like when I'm talking with someone, I can like, get more from them by looking at them than by what they're actually saying. Yes. Yes. But I think that's the half of being a medium is just understanding the subtleties and the nuances in energy and facial expressions and body behavior and that that's like a big part of the equation. The idea of having that power is scary to me because so often I'll be talking to someone and they seem like really mad at me. And I'm like, Wait, is this like a low self esteem thing or is this like in reality they're mad at me and trying to hide it so or they're just mad and it's not at you? Sure. Yeah. Truth? Yeah, but this is the Scandinavian spies who helped when World War Two got to him and I was Bob was your excuse when they told me about it. Think about what? Hitler was the menace, right? Hitler was gobbling up countries. So there must have been someone spying on where he would be, right? It's crazy how he. He was. He was coming for the West. He was over it. and it was all because he was a shitty artist, right? A racist shit. I don't know. They took pages of eugenics from our. From America. That was us. Well, our civilization, our United States civilization was founded on white supremacy. Yeah. So I'm not surprised that we. It's why abortion clinics got big in certain parts of town and only. Only certain parts of town. And just poor people in general. Right. So that's not surprising to me. Even though eugenics has been discredited numerous times. No. Yeah. Science is just like for me or whatever, like this. Look, if you look at fucking Davis, right opposite of a purebred opposite he has nobody knows what he is. Never seen a dog like him. You get the most beautiful combinations of DNA the further you get away from each other. Right. And it seems like something we should have intuited earlier on because of how frail and disgusting royal families were, just like they just pale and translucent and big skulls, just awful, awful genetics. But there was this idea that there was something divine about this particular family line, and they were given the right to rule over us like that. And so you can't have any, you know, bastardize lineages that include any like poor people. My most recent threat in the bouts of motherhood, in the throes of motherhood is Ruby. I swear to God, I'm going to leave here. I'm going to go guard the last splinter of Jesus Christ, Cross in fucking Rome. Okay? There was this Filipino guy he, like, left his family in the Philippines years for 15 years to go guard One of the allegedly alleged splint tours of the cross and how that's how he fulfilled it. I was like, Dude, I'll go do that right now. all fucking we will ship. You get a you get a bowl of fucking gruel every day and I'll sit in front of that. yes it does. It really does sit in contemplation. You have to be one with yourself and all of that shit. But the splinter is in the. Who is Constantine's mom? Saint Helena. Helena. She built. So this is where it is. Is in her temple. She brought a shit ton of soil from Jerusalem and put it underneath her little church that she built work right. Because she was really pivotal in making Constantine like the first Christian emperor, because she was very devout. And then her pilgrimage to Jerusalem to basically steal it was only there's only 420,000 churches named. Named. yeah. I don't know it's in Europe somewhere. You got to watch that show. Fucking Mysteries of the Faith. And it's all about relics. I thought with relics then that was one of the relics in there. Did you know you dude, The one of the relics is fucking Jesus is a biblical. yeah. Yeah. Well, I was looking at a list of relics, and I was like, Wait, the holy and biblical cornerstone. They're just rounded up and make it in. Dude, I will eat it. I will eat it like beef jerky. I want to. I want to trip so fucking hard far more. That's good then. Beef jerky. Yeah, it's. Yeah, we can reconstitute it. We if they have Mary's umbilical cord, wouldn't that mean they have to use his DNA. Is this like a Dan Brown would be like Bopha relic. It's just like Jesus's descendants are among us. Maybe it's like Genghis Khan, the holy biblical quirk, dude. Relics associated with Jews. my. They appear at various points in history. A number of churches in Europe have claim to possess the Holy purpose. Jesus is foreskin from his circumcision. Dude, dude, eat that shit. Yeah. Let's do this. Tears shed by Christ when he was mourning Lazarus, the blood of Christ said during his crucifixion a milk tooth that fell out of the mouth of Jesus at age nine. His beard, his head hair, his nails and a section of the holy umbilical cord believed to remain from the birth of Christ, is currently in the Arch Basilica of Saint John Lateran. We're going, Where are you going, baby? You and I are going to stare at the flake of what's assumed to be the Holy. that is so. Dude, we're so far in going, man. 35 right here. 34 How did they have the foresight to save his foreskin and his umbilical cord? There's got to be a picture. They didn't know it was God. There's a picture. no, no. He was. What is this? What is his? Whose finger is that? the finger. You thought it was a dick? I thought it was the umbilical cord finger of the great astronomer Galileo. Okay, that's sick. Okay? That's like his father. That makes me wonder what is in his index finger. Was it pointing towards celestial greatness? Galileo was under house arrest for life. It's his middle finger. Galileo. I was going to say he was Galileo. Galileo? That doesn't make sense. His three fingers have been united. Was he under house arrest because of his heliocentrism? He discovered the moons of Jupiter. The rings of Saturn always cover a lot of heavenly bodies Galileo. Got to know, don't you think? Responding to mounting controversy over theology, astronomy and philosophy, the Roman Inquisition tried Galileo in 1633 and found him bohemian. Little be vehemently suspect of heresy and sentenced him to house arrest. He remained until he died as a heretic. All brave scientists are heretical. They don't subscribe to religious dogma. I mean, it's crazy to throw somebody in jail for thinking a certain way. They were doing that. He hopes Inquisition was boiling people in order to Allah. It's terrible times as they pardoned him in 2000. It's too late. He has been trying to fuck in late. Yeah, you guys suck. You guys fucking suck. we have a liberal pope. we. Sorry. There's not Name was child Graves all over the place whose dicks were sort of cad. God, they're so evil. That is so wild that saved Galileo's little finger. How did it get removed? Do you get a room? There it is. Foreskin the umbilical cord. Is it? it's enshrined there in the statue, you know. You fucking know that If you were in the presence of the holy umbilical cord that you fucking feel. Well, I want to know, regardless of if it's his or not. It's really, really, really, really old. It's just. It's just. There's probably nothing in there. It's just the collective belief that it's something and kill it. Can we open up a church called the collective belief of something and we imbue objects with it's like, I won't tell you where I got this from, but let's make up the story of where it came from. And then, well, in like constant mean, like they fought wars over trying to move sacred relics. Absolutely. Because they believe that the physical objects were with divine power. And so wherever those objects were stationed, that would be because I was Helena's whole thing was trying to make Constantine's City the New Jerusalem. And I don't think economics as shit because she couldn't go just live there. Well, it probably had something to do with her sign in her. Nick says in in Hellboy, they use shit like this as weapons. I need to watch out. I'm a huge fan of the Keanu Reeves Constantine movie. We never finished that. It's hard for you and I to watch the movie because we were just talking the whole time, and that movie. yeah, I wish we could just have a sleepover, eat popcorn and drink dude in like, three years. Three years? That's totally possible. yeah. Yes. The physical power of Holy Relics. When my food blog, when I was doing a food blog like 2013, 2016, it was called Food for the Reliquary Reliquaries where holy relics are housed. There's a big one in Pennsylvania. It's like full of them. my God, it's insane. What's intriguing to you about Holy relics? Just a just a fucking stash. Shit. That's it. I like how ornate the things that these, like Mary Magdalene scholars in that fucking Futurama astronaut thing, the umbilical cords in the statue. And it's in this little the piece, the titch tequilas. The de de de de de de de. The crisis. Christ's titular is the titular source of the cross, which is, Helena. She went and found his fucking pitiless. Or so she believed. Yeah, it's. I mean, or so she believed. But she also spent, like, years digging where the site was because that wasn't a mystery or anything. And she spent a lot of time in Jerusalem, and it's like this piece of wood. And part of it says, and it was written, this was before English took over. It was written in Hebrew, Latin, and Aramaic. And it says like King of Nazareth, because that was his crime. That was his crime. Nazarene He was Nazarene. This because his name was not Jesus. His name was like Yeshua, which told him where the name Joshua comes from. Church But yeah, that in respects was sort of like, yeah, Heyman's making fun of him. It's like, this my back. He thinks he's a Pittsburgh church, holds the greatest collection of relics outside of the Vatican. Dude, let's go. Is that on the way? Can that be on the way to Minnesota? It's way out of the way, but we can go. in the end, what are they, a camper to your homeland? Mullings Chapel is purportedly home to 22 splinters of the true cross in which Jesus was crucified. A scrap of the Virgin Mary is fill the bones of all 12 Jesus's apostles. All their bones are just some of their bones. His most prized relic was a molar from Saint Anthony, the only part of the saint kept outside of his hometown of Padua, Italy. We even have Judah's bones. After blessing the afflicted, Mullingar would often touch their injuries with the golden cross shaped reliquary that Staub remains from multiple saints. He's just like a fancy hoarder. And I. I'm like, You've got teeth. You've got teeth of. Yeah, there's something like creepy and decadent and and creepy. And it's like it belies a belief of, like, everlasting, essence. It's like, okay, so you believe in this obviously tracks with Christianity. You believe that your body will always be our body, even when you're dead and you're disintegrated and you're returned to dust, you are still constituents in all of your pieces. Also inside of it, they have footage inside that docu series, you're going to go home and watch about relics. They have footage inside the Pittsburgh church, and it's crazy looking like it's just everything thing. It's like being inside of a computer. It's hell, yeah, dude, you broke your motherboard. yeah. like, made of, like, little bones and molars. No, it's like steampunk fluid, but cool. Steampunk. Steampunk. Pick up steam. Prepare, baby, baby, Boom. the saints enjoy like a special elevated. Can we start a YouTube series where we try to become saints? Where we we we try. We try really really like who put saints in the new way. Saints experiment. We've got 6 minutes left lift up the updates with that I don't have the burden of child care right now so I'm like yeah, what do you lose over time? I don't feel pressured. Usually the pressure creates the nice little nuggets, but I'm I'm like straight chillin right now. That's what you should do. Just let it flow. Ah, okay. So we'll go to Pittsburgh, we'll go to Pittsburgh, our genitals and all the sacred. We'll try to steal some too. Yes. Dude, what's the punishment for stealing a holy relic in America for fucking 2020 looks? I want a list. What relic are in St Anthony's church? St Anthony's fucking church, dude. Here's the floating rib of Saint Anthony. How does the rib float? it's one. It's one of the ribs that we. but no, that's the one in Italy that has the rib of him. I love the mystery of Catholicism. I dig it. I studied it. I love it. You know, the Nazis raided St Anthony's tomb and stole body. The Nazis fucked up a lot of shit. They stole a lot of art. They ran a lot of places. They destroyed a lot of shit. They were trying to institute a new world Order Turbotax's There's a porn star episode where someone try to sell them a religious relic and they wouldn't touch it. yeah. Because people believe that objects are infectious. They have something in them. We don't want to push like that. Do they? This whole thing is objects. Yeah. Yeah, I. Yeah. I wonder how he's doing. She check in? I should check in with him. Dom Great pie, bro. Dude, I got invited two days before my birthday. The fuckin motorcycle trip with Sarah and her teacher. You don't have to somehow figure it out. I have to go. That'll be a transformative experience. I'm sure they'll strap a poochie to my face. Poochie Boogie woogie Boogie pajiba. Poochie. Maybe if you had a sidecar the way little feet curl up under like women on their bellies and their little feet curl up underneath their butts, it's like, God, she's sleeping this whole time. Yeah, dude, she's a super little punchy, baby. Yeah, she's. She's a miracle. She's incredible. That's a I want to hear you, shouldn't you? Because you put a lot of work into making that leader. Yeah, She belong back in my belly. No, I'm not sure she goes through your belly. Come out, come out. Their bottom. Their bottom. Then that's a holy relic. The turd. Did anybody save any of Jesus's diaper? All pellets or something weird? Like, Jesus coughed this up and you should rub it all over your throat if you have throat cancer. That's the type. That's the type of Catholic science that they were doing in medieval times. They were like, you ever hurt finger hair, St Anthony's fucking finger. Rub it on there and this'll be good. Just deep fry it and put it underneath your eyelid. And I don't care. You've butthole cancer. It's like, it's like, dude, fuck a duck. It's like, if you had a chicken illness, you should eat chicken shaped mushrooms. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Walnuts are good for your brain. New York. Like brains. Yeah. If you have a chicken illness, you should even say it's explosive. Yeah, babe, I got you. I got you. Get on my level. Yeah, on my level. I told Lucas he'll, like, not speak because he's trying to make it come out. I was like, don't. The logic will make me lost on it, too. Use. Use the garbage words. Use the words on the floor to, like, sweep up a pile of nonsense. And that's how I can communicate better. The time formula again. Okay, I want to print out shirts because I forgot that we had that beautiful logo. Maybe we should put we should have coats and whatever. It's easy. It's chicken. Same sauce. Just push. There's so many they make. It's got chicken chicken diseases on the right. Well I don't know. I think, you know. Yeah. I didn't know which one to pick for that. I don't know if you're bored just thinking about chickens or the mushrooms who you read you right or I'm sure there's ones where if you are impotent, you can't get a boner that you just eat, you fucking, you fucking dig out. Constantine's a dick bone of Constantine's cock bone. I think you and I should try to steal this. This foreskin of Jesus Christ. I think you and I should legit try it. There's no armed guards there. But. But why not? A rule will replace that with something else. We have to replace the guards. We have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the foreskin. But then actually steal it. It'll be the greatest heist. But our uniform will be reliquary. Steampunk. You're wearing like this. Like golden bones. We'll look like future cops. We'll look like religious future cops. The fifth element esthetic is similar. I just want a little bit more ornate. Like, do you? Everything they've worn down, I've wanted to wear. fuck. Yeah. Like that veil. Yeah. Yes. It's. It's so cool with the costume design. Everything about the music. To me, I especially love the soundtrack, which, you know, the costumes are incredible. Yeah. We're going to talk about do it now. I feel like we have 30 seconds left, Boone. I meant is take Lucas since the movie was his parents and child was going to have to skip. Yeah. Why did we both just get the same text? Yeah, very. You know, lda, is it popping off Victor Nora's grave and what women do to it for fertility? Do they hump? Do they put the squeeze the bean on it. They flick of being that squeeze. I mean, it's good you got to slap it a little bit to the bean, and then you complicate turbo times. Are you going to the handle launch with Doodle? I would love to go to the handle launch if it wasn't for a fucking week. Nobody's going Doodle was going to send me in her place, but nobody can go, which is on that is, I don't know if any YouTuber could make a week work. I'm sure press press journalists could make a week work. Northern California. Yeah, you would have to make it into a whole shebang and do other stuff. There's not as too long, but I'm going, I'm flying out to Virginia on Monday to film a doodle video at the International Raceway. And what is it? Your mom. I'm going to stop at your mom's house. Hey, hey, hey, Ma'am, where are you? Feed me. I need to call my mom. you have her for. No, We text. We say good morning and good night. But like the stuff in between, it's what's most important. And that's what I'm not getting. I'll. They'll talk up, Cam. All right. All right. Thanks for joining us, everybody. Loyal fans. God bless you. And may you we're going to come out with Ma pod jerseys. Everybody is going to get their own jersey. A jersey would be really sick. I wonder how. Yeah. Owner, How much does it cost? Yeah. Yeah. How much does it cost to make your jersey? You know, I signed for 50 bucks. They're collector's item fucking monopod jerseys, all of hockey jerseys, basket ball jerseys. What I. I need more jersey any jerseys What am I We got to go to New Jersey. But God bless. Watch out for the holy foreskin. Holy foreskin. Then we're going to come up with a monopod serial called Holy for foreskin. Foreskin. That's a great idea. And we'll put a splinter of the true cross in there as a prize. You find it and you don't choke on it. Then you win this one. Then you get crucified.