Pulling The Cork
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Pulling The Cork
178- Special Patreon Teaser- Joey Boats
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As we could not get an episode up this week- here is a glimpse into what folks get extra every week on Patreon. This is from the Joey Boats episode and a deeper dive into the creative process behind his album Nicotine and Pink Razors
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Podcast Introduction and Golf Talk
Speaker 1Listen, I've met a lot of great guys out there. I've met a lot of great guys. It's very sad the rap industry, but we got a new guy named Boach and he's very, very good. Yo, it's officially the worst album of all time, yours truly. Yeah, I just got out another rehab clinic. That's an admission. There's a lot of shit.
Speaker 2I haven't addressed Yours truly. I'm already recording. Yeah, you did, you hit the ball really good. Hell yeah, the best was. I complimented you and then you hit like a dead end of the tree.
Speaker 3Don't call them anymore. Well cause, I played with Mark over the week. I was up North over the weekend and I played with Mark and Mark has been golfing consistently and he's he's got fitted, took a couple of lessons, blah, blah, blah. So he's like blah, blah. So he's like dude. He's like try this, try that, and I did like he's able to like kind of coach me without me being like yo, chill out, dickhead you know what I mean, because some people like if you're in your, you're fucking up, yeah.
Speaker 3And someone's like, why don't you do this? Yeah, you're like calm the fuck down yeah, you know what I mean it depends on how it comes off and mocks my without a doubt. Doubt, he's my little brother, so he's like, hey, why don't you try this? But he's, he's good with it to the point where it's like, um, do this real quick, take a practice swing, do this, and then I hit the ball. Good, and I'm like, fuck, that worked.
Speaker 4I'm like all right, coached me through a whole round and I hit the ball pretty good.
Speaker 5I mean, I'm not good at golf by any means, but I felt better over this. Constructive criticism works sometimes. Yeah, it does, I'll take it. Yeah, you have to communicate to somebody at their level. Like there's only personal trainers that'll like go to somebody that's like overweight and talk to them about like macros and micros. It's like no dude, you gotta meet them. Like they're not worried about that type of shit. Right, like the one thing I told you was chipping is just weight on your front foot. Yeah, it's just a very simple thing and I guarantee you'll hit it better.
Speaker 5It's just like if somebody's telling you to tuck your shoulder. It's like dude, I'm just fucking. I have this habit yeah you don't need to get into it like this happened to me a bunch of times.
Speaker 2My drive's great today and then like my wedges sucked, I dumped a couple, and then my dad like that'll happen, it's not just like a mental thing. Yeah, I remember my dad's like just take your right hand off the club and just hit wedges with. You Left it and that's like. But he let me duff like 20 before he said that, yeah, it's like you don't know the right time to kind of approach somebody on there.
Speaker 5Yeah, Especially because you're not going to be playing with anybody that good. So it's just like, like my cousin will always give me tips on the course and I'm beating him by like eight strokes, like, will you stop?
Speaker 4So tomorrow, right, brendan's playing with me. You've met Ragucci and my other buddy, joe Gordon he is. He was An unreal baseball player and football player and in high school he's like I'm playing golf. So I was like, oh, hell, yeah. So when we started doing this tournament at the IA, I was like yo, you're coming with me. He. When we started doing this tournament at the IA, I was like yo, you're coming with me.
Speaker 2He's not that good. Oh, this is the IA tournament. Oh, fuck yes.
Speaker 4Dude, this is my. With all due respect to our tournament, this is my favorite tournament of the year. It's a Monday. People are there having a grand old time. Joe Gordon literally played high school golf and he's maybe a smidge Better than me.
Speaker 1Which is hilarious.
Speaker 4But we're going to have a great time.
Speaker 5That's weird because that's how you get really good.
Speaker 4That's the difference between good and really good For the last 10 years I've played with him in this tournament. By the end of this tournament he'll just be in a wife beater. He doesn't have a golf shirt on.
Speaker 2That's an IA tournament, if I've ever heard one.
Speaker 4He's just there just having a grand old time, but he'll still try to give me tips and I'm like bud, we're hamming no one cares right now. You know what I'm saying. And then after that, the raffles afterwards. Everything about that tournament tomorrow is awesome, Everything.
Speaker 3We're going to have a grand old time.
Speaker 4Sagamore is a fucking whatever course.
Speaker 5That's a good course to have a fucking good time.
The Pudding Cup Confession
Speaker 2Fitz, you got some questions for.
Speaker 3Joe. Yeah, so there was two mentions on the album. One was about butterscotch and the other one was about sticking your dick in pudding cups. Yes, so I feel like you mentioned it twice. Yeah, so I feel like you mentioned it twice. Yeah, so I feel like it's got to be true. That happened. Yeah, that happened. We've all seen American Pie yes, so it's like you're trying to simulate a vagina.
Speaker 5Yeah, so I threw it in. I threw it in, yeah, I threw it in the microwave. I threw it in Because this was before I even ever jacked off. This was when I was like 10, or maybe 9, 8, I don't know what year it was. It doesn't come to mind what year it was, but it was when I was like 31. But yeah, no, I took a pudding cup and I microwaved it For like 8 seconds and just Fucked it.
Speaker 1I'm dead serious. Yeah, I was experiencing.
Speaker 5I was having some fun, yeah, trying things out.
Speaker 3Yeah, I was trying some shit out because like some people say shit as a joke and then it just passes over and but then when you say it again, yeah, I'm like this has.
Speaker 5Did you have specific like yeah, well, the first time I tried I microwaved it for too long and I put my hand, my finger in. I was like, oh dude, if I had like 30 degree burns on my dick.
Speaker 2Did you? Let me ask you a question Do you have any other considerations for names for the album?
Speaker 1No, okay.
Speaker 5I never. Normally I flawed logic because I've always had that name in the back of my head and I've always wanted to use it for something and I used it for like one song. I just like it flawed logic. It's like kind of a double negative almost, but like yeah, no, I just one day was driving and just said nicotine and pig rays. I'm like that makes no sense, it doesn't mean anything, I'm just gonna call the album that um, because I didn't.
Speaker 2I think I know the term that's used the most on the album. What self-aware I think is used the most on the album. What Self-aware I think is used the most on the album.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2And I was like I wonder if you thought about naming it that the album's fucking. I didn't want to get too inside baseball on it.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't get it, but I will say this like great songwriter Jason Isbell, he writes very honest shit. Like he's kind of a very flawed person and like he writes very honest shit. Like he's kind of a very flawed person and like he's like if I write something, just like I'm writing, and I'm like fuck, like that was fucking almost too scary to fucking, yeah, he's like that's what I need to. I have a rule like I have to leave in it. Like I have to leave that in you know what I mean.
Speaker 5Well, I was listening to it back and I touched upon it in the main podcast. But, yeah, like there's a lot of shit I was writing. I'm like I kind of nailed it, like like it was more therapeutic than if I was just talking, because I'm always everything smothered in like jokes and sarcasm and stuff. And then when you really get down to the bottom, like if you're like when you're writing, you probably do the same thing, like if you're writing like music, whatever you kind of get in the zone and then you kind of get out of it and you're like, oh, that was pretty honest. Yeah, like, oh, fuck, I think that. That. Like, I think one of my favorite verses on the whole album is that jd vance like the second verse, it just goes from me rapping about shrek that just being like this is fucking retarded.
Speaker 5Yeah, like, and by the way you would, rather unbelievable yeah, it's like you would rather put out something and just say that it sucks than even actually try to like put out something. And I wrote it and was like, oh shit, this is so true and it was true in the vehicle of something that was the epitome of that sure, which was like you could make this a good verse, but instead you're just gonna like put out something garbage and then just own it yeah and own that.
Speaker 4It's garbage so so my, my very best friend. We've talked about iggy. He's the biggest hip hop head I've met in my entire life and I was like, listen, you gotta listen to this. And I was like, listen, you don't know him, you never met him. The only thing I can say is like he's our version of Little Dicky. He listened to one song, which was Admission. He goes why would you say he's Little Dicky?
Speaker 3This kid's nasty yeah, way better.
Speaker 5Little Dicky's a lot of uh like comedic skits yeah right, I don't think that was the first song, but that was yeah, that's what I'm saying, no, but that was the first song that he listened to he goes this kid is nothing like little dicky I go.
Speaker 4So I don't think you looked at the name of this kid's songs yet, like you know, like the kid's funny, but he can rap and and then he came back and he was like yo, that kid's a talented motherfucker yeah, that's awesome yeah that was the thought process between between putting, because, like, the first song is like all right, what's this album gonna be like?
Album Creation Process
Speaker 5and I was like I can just kind of get it out of the way because I've never talked to any, I've never really vocally expressed like anything that's in that admission song. I keep shit pretty close to the vest so I was like all right, just pour it out, just get it out in the first song, then the second album is going to be the receding hairline. So I went back and forth between, like the jokes and the real estate and I said this on another podcast but like the as far as the reception went, like the stuff that people resonated with was the stuff as the real stuff.
Speaker 3Yes, which is I was not expecting at all. Yeah, and that's irrelevance, my favorite.
Speaker 5I know, I was like that irrelevance my favorite song irrelevant was like the first five people that text me was about irrelevant. I was like, really, I was like, oh shit, oh, you said you thought that was like a throwaway, not a throwaway. I thought it was like what I consider a throwaway is like something that I thought. It was like what I consider a throwaway is like something that I think is good, but no one's gonna appreciate, sure. And it just turned out that all the songs that people texted me about were the stuff that they, like I, was looking to be appreciated who was the girl that sang?
Speaker 5this girl, hannah. So I went to high school with her. Oh, I didn't know that, yeah, we weren't like close, close friends but I was always, like you know, friendly with her and she was always really shy she's a dog, but she's great, yeah. And like there was like three girls in our grade that were like the singers or whatever, and she wasn't one of them and like I heard her sing like a couple years back, like she posted on talking way better than all the other chicks, and I told her that and I wrote that song with her in mind. Like I didn't ask her beforehand and I just texted her after I wrote it. I'm like, would you want to do this? And she was like, yeah, that's awesome. And she did it. Yeah, and she wanted to make a video of us doing that acoustic and we got to find somebody.
Speaker 5Maybe you can learn it on guitar or something his guitar, but she's like, I'm not that good at guitar, I'm like, yeah, well, you all said you weren't that good of a singer so yeah, right, I think you follow shit.
Speaker 3At the very end she wrote that yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 5So she has a writing credit on the album the only other person that wrote anything.
Speaker 5Yeah, that's awesome, yeah because I there was the end and I was like just do whatever you want, like have this, because I'm big into like general patents, idea of like stuff where it's like, if somebody's good at something, just let them do it. Like with these tattoos. I was like all right, this is what I want you do it like you do because if, if, if you're involved on a creative level, you're gonna give me a better product, 100, yeah, like it.
Speaker 2That's just what it is, yeah and I also think, like it's like I don't know, like when I uh, when we did the first album that I did like I had uh, was, uh, was it, I don't know. It was like the this one and the kid, the guy who produces like a great songwriter and he's not a kid, he's fucking significantly older than me, but anyway, he's like that line's weak, yeah, and I'm like, and then like I came back, cause I was writing these songs, like as we were doing the albums we were doing them albums we were doing on Mondays, and like I was like came back, he's like that's the line. He's like there, it is Like so it's. It's interesting too, because you, I knew it was weak, but I was like I gotta fucking get this thing out.
Speaker 2You know what I mean, yeah, and like we would cut, like where you do it, the drums and the bass, they, they keep that, and then you cut everything after that, right, so like your vocal is going to come last, almost, um, but it's like interesting. It's like because when you're trying to move through it like fast, yeah, sometimes you're like sometimes it comes all at once, it's just like boom, it's there. You know what I mean? Yeah, a lot of times it's like you can't quite get your head around it. You know, I mean like um dude, I mean that album is fucking legit Like Irrelevant's unbelievable.
Speaker 5You saying that like Irrelevant and Admission, like the second halves of those songs I wrote in like 45 minutes. That's crazy Because it just happens. But then there's some days you're like what I learned through. It is like if you don't have it when you sit down and you don't have it, just do something else yeah, yeah yeah, like, because you just don't have it. Yeah like, some days you'll just have it, and when you do like you gotta go and you know it's good too.
Speaker 2It's like when we, when I wrote the drink for the damn, which is usually the intro to the show, but lately it's admission I wrote that in 25 minutes oh, you wrote that song, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5Oh, I didn't.
Speaker 2I thought that was a cover song, oh dude, but the kid that was, he wrote the chorus and he gave me the words. He's like what do you think of these words? I just wrote the song around it in 25 minutes. If it doesn't come that fast, you're not usually going to sit on a song and it comes together in four years. It usually comes out real quick. That's why this year I sent you guys that idea for the Softball League song. It was a joke song at first, like it was more jokey and then you're like I think this is actually like a real song and I'm like, oh, maybe it is, and then, like that took like a couple hours, you know what I mean like from start to finish.
Speaker 2But if you don't, you're right. Like if you don't have it at that time, you should just go play golf.
Speaker 5Yeah, just go fucking jack off or something. Then you write a great song about that. Yeah, do something else.
Speaker 4So, did I hear this correctly, that was two days. You recorded the entire album.
Speaker 5So I got to remember. So we went and we recorded, like I think, six songs in two days.
Speaker 5And then there was a layoff, Life got in the way, and then I went back for two days and recorded the last seven songs that's like yeah, I feel like that's unheard of well, I know it is and I didn't think it was because I went in like being like I could do this easily and we did get it done in four days, like that's unheard of, but like I didn't, I didn't think it was going to be that difficult. Like they're used to guys, I, I was there.
Speaker 2I think musicians. I totally agree with what you're saying and both step on it, but I think a lot of musicians in general dick around a lot.
Speaker 5Dude, it's crazy. Yeah, they're on like a different. Like they'll show up late, they'll do whatever, like like. There was this dude like white dude, like grills, like whole fucking whatever. He spent like 45 minutes just getting one line done and my buddy is like telling him how to wrap it and just be like dude, you need to go up and then down with it. He's like, yeah, and then he would just take a phone call, go outside and then come back in. He didn't write it, he couldn't wrap it.
Speaker 2He's like 500 000 and I'm just watching this being like really dude, like this is what like it's it's so upsetting the guy wicked nice dude, by the way, he was the man, but like it was, just like, really like, this is what it is like yeah, I think there's like, but I think you're for my, for my point, like I was paying this guy which you were paying this kid, yeah, yeah, and I'm like I want to have it ready. The first day I went in I recorded a whole song that day. Yeah, start to finish. I remember the guy's like, do you want to redo any of the vocals? I'm like, who cares?
Speaker 3I'm like it's pretty good. It sounds pretty good to me.
Music Writing and Inspiration
Speaker 2I remember at the end we were cutting it. He's the end of the song. The song's decent Like fucking let it rip, you know what I mean, like who gives a shit?
Speaker 5Well, I told the guy I was working with I'm like you need to kind of put your foot down in some capacity If something doesn't sound right because I'm just going to say it's good and move on, because I don't want to.
Speaker 2Like, I have an idea of what I want the first time I ever recorded anything was five songs at this place. That used to be the like a famous studio and like it's in Roxbury and like they have like big bands of fucking recording shit there and it sounds my buddy has it still. It sounds so clean, so fucking good. Yeah, but the guy who was the fucking like the engineer was such a fucking cock that I'm like I just want to get out of here Like all the time. Do you know what I mean? So if you have somebody that like is cool, that you like enjoy working with it's like you just rather work with that person.
Speaker 5Yeah, I mean, this kid will fucking click and he was dude, was awesome, yeah, yeah, and we were having like a conversation like during it or whatever. He's a smart kid or whatever. He's just a good dude, you know, and the it was just.
Speaker 2It's also probably the same, similar for you. That it's me where it's like I don't have any friends really that are into music, like, like at that level, yeah.
Speaker 5So it's like when you meet somebody else you're like Holy shit, yeah, it's unbelievable Number one thing I said I'm like dude, I would probably be famous if I was in this like area, like doing stuff. You just hear everybody else's music and then you get inspired to do some more stuff. You're like you, just kind of on an Island.
Speaker 2We had to cut it out of the first we had. We had Justin on, uh, alan, justin. Justin is a musician and special musician and, um, I remember Justin's like I had to cut it out of the episode. He's like the problem with the music people he goes, gets in it. Dude, that has to get cut. I'm like I would have worded it differently, but he's a thousand percent right, I totally agree, dude, it's all.
Speaker 5It's so fake too. Yeah, we were just meeting kids that like my buddy knew that was in music. Like dude, it's a funny story. We were like so we went to get pizza after the recording session. It's like 11 o'clock at night and we're walking back to get pizza and there was this black dude that we were with who I don't know what professional capacity was in. He like worked for a label that my buddy worked for and like not like a hood dude whatsoever.
Speaker 5And we're walking and we see some white guy with like grills outside of a bar and who he recognized as being like an artist, and he just immediately like yo, hold on one second, he just goes over. He's like yo man, like for yo man, like for real, like yo, we like chopping up at a studio, bro, like if you want to come on through. And the guy's like yeah, that's fast bro. And like they dapped up and walked. I'm like did you just code switch to talk to a black guy, to a white guy with gr? I'm black. Like it makes no fucking sense, like this is crazy so it's funny.
Speaker 4So where did you record brooklyn? Yeah, harlem, uh, brooklyn, actually, yeah, so, so brooklyn, but he is from brooklyn and he's caribbean, so east new york is all caribbean's jamaicans yeah he'sesian and speaking of that right, so I went up there. I don't know if you guys know this or not, but I am the whitest guy I've ever met.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4And I went up and there was a guy cutting sugar cane with the machete. That was fucking two feet long, as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 5I was like yeah, I'll take a piece, why?
Speaker 4you say and what the fuck did you say yeah, I don't know what the fuck. And I'm like no, I just want a piece of that. And the guy was like I don't know how you're starting and I was like I don't know what you're saying, dude, hug me. Two seconds later he was like. He was like oh, you like you want a piece of this, yeah, no shit dude you know, it's like what am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
Speaker 5put a fucking caribbean accent on you know, fucking, no, just give me that, that you know what you're looking at. Come on, you know what I'm saying, dude.
Speaker 2Yeah, you understand, you understand. Oh really, I'm a little disciplined.
Speaker 1I'm a little disciplined.
Speaker 4It would have been great if I was like no, so you want to, Okay, okay.
Speaker 1Real, real, real good discipline.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, I mean it's it must. It is kind of a weird feeling. It's like anything else. I feel like I always have this massive, no matter what it is that I do. That's why, actually, the podcast is good for me, because every week we do it again, right yeah, so it's like there's always like all right, this week I'm like thinking of ideas, like I knew this one. I wouldn't have to like think too much because we had a lot to talk about. But in general, like whenever I complete something, like I know this is like one of my biggest things, like problems in life, is that, like, when I complete something, I have this immediate let down, like feeling like I'm like that's over now. You know what I mean. Like I know that's not like most people are like, oh, that's not because. Then you're like oh, like the pursuit is a lot of times better than the fucking.
Speaker 5The journey's better than the final destination that's backed by science. Yeah, I think this guy's a multi-billionaire or whatever. He sold his company for a billion dollars or something. He wrote this whole expose where he's like I'm in a very unique position to say that you need to be in the pursuit of something because he just developed like severe depression but that was the guy who the guy might be.
Speaker 2I don't have the same guy. It's the guy who sold minecraft, like basically, yeah, like a fucking death spiral.
Speaker 5And he's like I know this is gonna sound bullshit, because I just made more money than god he's like and I just made my life to the point where I can wake up whenever I want, I can play video games, I don't have to do anything. And he's like I'm just depressed now, yeah. And it's like, yeah, there's something to be said about being in the constant pursuit of something.
Speaker 3I might never finish the dune books. Yeah, just because you're retarded that in.
Speaker 4how about that dude you ever get called that for, besides a guy that size?
Speaker 1many times.
Speaker 3Break me in half because you're fucking stupid I just think the journey of reading the doom books is better than finishing the doom 100 and like I do the same thing with, like with the album, I was like fuck.
Speaker 5I was like done with it. Okay, what am I looking forward to? And I don't want to do another album. I want to do like something else, like I was thinking about like doing a play or something.
Speaker 2I want to bring this up. I want to bring this up before I forget you recommended to me. I think if anybody listens to the Patreon is a creative person.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 2When you, I watched now the Bo Burnham special that they did during COVID. That was awesome.
Speaker 4Three times.
Speaker 2I think it is One of the most fucking genius things I've ever seen in my life. Talk about talent Bo Burnham, nasty, unbelievable acting Music.
Speaker 3I think it's the best thing I've ever seen. I've ever seen in my life. Talk about talent, dude, unbelievable acting Music, voice acting 3.14 apple pie.
Speaker 5That was my favorite video. Have you ever seen 8th grade? He directed and wrote 8th grade, which is a movie it's really tough to watch.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's a guy with his daughter.
Speaker 5And it's just the second hand cringe that you get from watching it, but he does a really good job of like it's a movie yeah. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's not quite adjusted by the C depression level, but like it's just cringe, it's like oh fuck.
Speaker 4It's hard to watch.
Speaker 2It's hard to watch. It's hard to watch Fair enough.
Speaker 1The one I watched recently.
Speaker 5That was really fucking good, is on Apple right now. But Cha-Cha Real Smooth, what's that? It's fucking great. It's like this guy writes it, directs it and acts in it. But he's got a couple other movies. He's like an up-and-coming dude, but he's like some Jewish guy that like he meets some girl. It's a very basic rom-com, but it's just really good. Cha-cha real smooth, like it's very lame, so I just loved it. It's a really good feel-good movie. You like meet some girl who has like an autistic daughter and then, like I don't know, it's a really good movie. You know what?
Creative Journey and Reception
Speaker 2I would recommend to anybody who likes music documentaries. So my daughter, my kids are all kind of getting into music and my oldest was like I want to watch like a documentary on fleetwood mac. So like we brought one up that was on apple and it's fucking. By the time we got like 25 minutes in, we're like it was shot in like 87 and like it's not good. It's just about the making of, I think, rumors and I'm like listen, I got a great one for you, so I put it on. It's uh, muscle shoals. Have you seen that? No, so it's about muscle shoals.
Speaker 2Is this guy, rick hall, who was like a fucking born in like a shack, who was just like driven and was into music, was in band stuff and he starts this studio and he gets this group of dudes that are all from muscle shoals to be the rhythm section and they record like percy sledge, um, like when a man loves a woman, like all that stuff, right, yeah, the stones came down there to play stuff. Fucking all. Dwayne allman was one of the session musicians there and like it's about all those people. It's fucking amazingly done, it's very well done. Documentary, uh, very well shot. Storytelling, that's great. Uh, like 20 minutes and she's like where's Fleetwood Mac? And I'm like, oh, they're not in this. And she's like, and she's like, and she's like. At the end she's like this is one of the fucking best documentaries. I movie is that they would record for Stax Records and you know which was like this was Percy Sledge.
Speaker 2It's fucking all these like famous black you know artists and he's like I want those Paul Simon calls. He's like hey, I want those same black boys that played on that played on Percy Sledge or whatever. He's like oh, wilson Pickett, he's like he goes. I can get those boys, he goes, but they're mighty pale. He's like you're going to be very surprised. They all look like they played golf with my dad, like they literally just wearing slacks and like fucking dude. It's a great, fucking great watch. Like watch that You'd love it.
Speaker 5Have you ever seen a searching for sugar? Man Love it.
Speaker 2That's a great music documentary.
Speaker 5That one's fucking. What's it about? It's the best reveal I've ever seen in a documentary. It's about this guy. He was like a musician. I'm not going to give away the reveal because it's like shocking. Yes, but it's about this guy that was like big. I think it was the 90s or the 80s. It was during 70s maybe, but he was like this big time musician in South Africa. He's from Detroit, yeah, yeah, he's from Detroit.
Speaker 2The album somehow makes his way to South Africa and becomes huge and it became like the biggest Because it's pre-internet Nobody knows.
Speaker 5Yeah, he was like the biggest music artist in South Africa, but nobody knew who this guy was, where he was from. Blah blah blah. What was his name? Like it was. It's like Spanish name.
Speaker 2Yeah, it was a.
Speaker 5Spanish. Yeah, and you just gotta. If I go any further it's gonna ruin the document.
Speaker 2But it is a shocking reveal. Yeah, because he let's just To not give too much away. It's pre-internet, so he doesn't even know it's big over there, like this guy you know what I mean. So the African guy Wants to track him down. Basically Is what the movie's about, and he eventually does. Well, there's the reveal.
Speaker 5Because you think this guy's dead or something, yeah, and then they find him and it's like wait, because it's exactly what you want the documentary to end, like, imagine if they fucking found this guy and they find him, and then I'm not going to give out the variant, but it's very fucking cool. Yeah, it's very fucking cool. You're like wait this guy's alive, and they go to his fucking house and you're like yo dude.
Speaker 2It's very cool. I love like anytime there's like a great. Another great one which is kind of hard to find I ain't in it for my health which is about Leave on Hell and the band and like it's when he's like going through throat cancer and everything. Great story about that is that this guy both a or is out of vermont does like he's like an independent artist. He's really good. He's old.
Speaker 2He's used to be in a band with the guy that produced my album. Both they was like doing this is when leave on hell was having a bunch of problems with the irs, yeah, and so he's like I want the drums on this album to sound like fucking leave on, like in the band, yeah, and like he's like I want the drums on this album to sound like fucking Leave On like in the band and he's like, so on a whim, he just fucking gets in touch with Leave On Helm and he's like and then one night, like in a snowy night in Vermont, like Leave On Helm pulls a fucking hatchback up to my fucking house and unloads his fucking drums.
Speaker 2Name of the fucking album is my favorite name of any album ever because he's like he had to pay Leave on home, like say 12 grand, to play the drums On the album. So the name of the Fucking album Is Spend it All, because it was like All the money he had left To spend it all. It's fucking great, though that's a great Music documentary. I could watch Music documentaries Like just one after the other.
Speaker 4Any type of genre.
Speaker 2Yeah, like Rap, anything Like yeah, I like it all.
Speaker 5Like Amy Winehouse, the Amy documentary is great. Yeah, her story is fucking wild. Brilliant song.
Speaker 4Did you guys, did you ever watch the I don't know, was it on Paramount or whatever the Wu-Tang one you ever see that? Yes, I've seen it.
Speaker 5Yes great, I saw it and I didn't actually watch it yeah. The one about Dr Dre, about, uh, dr dre and uh, what's his name? Oh, kings or something, uh, yeah, whatever it was. Yeah, it was weird. It was like a weird duck. It was on like hbo, nine different art, like it was real. I don't even know what you would say the documentary was about, because they talked about like eminem. Then they talked, but it wasn't all rap, like it was just weird. I didn't.
Speaker 2Yeah, well, because that producer I can't remember his name right now, but he produced all the Tom Petty albums- yeah like it was just.
Speaker 5I guess it was on him. I guess, yeah, yeah, kind of Jimmy.
Speaker 2Iovine, jimmy Iovine. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 4I'm definitely losing track right now and I'm gonna lose points here. But the dude that did a lot of Jay-Z songs yeah, White guy beard.
Speaker 1Rick Rubin Rick.
Speaker 4Rubin.
Speaker 5He has a great quote.
Speaker 4He's fucking so talented and you'd never expect it. Obviously, looking at him, he doesn't play an instrument.
Speaker 5He just goes in and just.
Speaker 3Here it comes.
Speaker 4Here we go.
Speaker 2Here we go. Brennan Hates him. No, I don't hate him and I think he's. I think he's. I think he is very talented. Obviously, he's produced some unbelievable albums. No, like he produced wildflowers Now, um, it's not like he wrote wildflowers. You know what I mean. Like like he. I think he's a good producer, but like I don't think. Like I think it's like uh he's a very smart producer.
Speaker 2He like gets in for an album that is like perfect place, perfect time. He can. He's really good at identifying that, like the Johnny cash uh sessions that he did with him.
Speaker 4So a guy that's doing that and then going straight to Jay-Z, that guy's unbelievable no.
Speaker 3I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that he knew the turn of the tides. I think, he's very good at seeing what's about to be the right, what's going to be hot, what's going to be. I'm not taking anything away from Rick Rubin.
Speaker 4What I'm saying is like all right, so he does that, and then he does like 99 problems, like he did that entire fucking beat, which is nuts yeah, yeah, I mean, he was beastie boys originally.
Speaker 5He says he only works with guys on the come up like, and then he'll get away like so where the fuck is he you right now? Yeah, I don't know what rick rubin, I'll take his advice.
Speaker 1Yeah, ruben, I guess rick, you listen, I'm like fuck for room.
Speaker 5He's kind of like that bill bird, uh bit about steve jobs and apple, like where it's like Steve Jobs is considered some genius, he's not welding the Apple. He was just like I want music in that iPod. Like you know, get on it. And some guys had to figure out how to do it. You know what I mean. It's kind of similar. Fair enough, but he has a great quote about how he's talking about the media and he's like everything's fake except for professional wrestling.
Speaker 5Because professional wrestling knows it's fake, it's so funny that you just brought this up.
Speaker 4Right before I came here there was an interview. I love professional wrestling.
Speaker 2I love it. There was an interview, well, talk about it.
Speaker 5You dressed up as a professional wrestler.
Speaker 2I dressed up as Goldust.
Speaker 5And went to the WWE.
Speaker 4And Chris Benoit was like it's not fake.
Speaker 5He goes.
Speaker 4It's predetermined. What am I? Am I faking my fucking, throwing my body in the ring? No, he goes. No, we're professional stuntmen. I'm all in. It's nothing different than when women watch soap operas.
Speaker 3So Savannah Bananas is similar to WWE right Now. We were at Fenway. Wait, that's not a real game. They play a real game. I don't think it's predetermined. I think Savannah Bananas win a lot of them, but I think they are stacked with the most talented guys. Gold Trolls versus the Generals. But and they have dude they have other teams. It's a fake league that they play in.
Speaker 4They have the firefighters, they have the potty animals.
Speaker 3And dude, honestly, it's entertaining, right? They're real athletes. So, like Chris Benoit fucking Roddy Roddy Piper, they're all fucking guys that are taking these falls, picking people up and throwing them over the ring and whatever.
Speaker 2Yeah.
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Speaker 3Two dudes hit the ball out of fenway yeah, legit, yeah, like someone pitched a 85 mile an hour fastball. And two one dude hit it over the monster, yeah one dude like hooked it around pesky's ball. Well, you can't you can't.
Speaker 5You can't fake that right, you can't fake baseball especially.
Speaker 3And then there, then there's this dude, robert Anthony Cruz, who looks like you. Yeah, okay, mustache, he's got a little bit of a flow like a hockey head, hey nothing up than handsome, fellow Handsome guy.
Speaker 4There's no idea what he looks like. By the way, he looks like Joey Pogba. That's what I'm saying. He's a good-looking guy. He stands out.
Speaker 3He plays left field for the bananas and when a pup fly gets hit out to him Behind his back, no, sets it up, he's a righty. So glove in the left hand, oh, catches the ball. And as he's catching the ball, Backflips, backflips.
Speaker 5Yeah, I saw that at the gym Because they play it on the teller. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3So he literally tracks the ball, sets it up and then, as the ball is about to hit his glove, he goes like this and fucking backflips and catches the ball. It's unbelievable. I told my dad to watch it.
Speaker 5I was like I would pay for this dude, it's good.
Speaker 2It is. Every game is on.
Speaker 3YouTube. Espn picked him up, so if you pay for ESPN Plus, you can watch every Savannah Banana game.
Speaker 4Yeah, I don't want to do it more than once. I don't want to watch it one time.
Speaker 3Dude, bring the kids yeah of course, but you've got to enter a lottery, yeah, and you've got to get picked.
Speaker 4It's like the Masters.
Speaker 3My neighbor has season tickets for the Red Sox. That's the only people besides you.
Speaker 4That went is another hockey family. And they were there and I go, you motherfuckers, I go, yes.
Speaker 3We stick together.
Speaker 4You guys are sticking up four or six seats to watch this fucking game and she goes. Well, jackson's playing fucking baseball this year. I go. He's just there to fucking run the bases.
Speaker 3You don't know the difference. Do TikTok dances on the mound? Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2I get the name of the next Joey Bowles album. What is it? Pure Life Water, yeah, hell yeah. See that, danny.
Speaker 4If it was Crystal Geyser, we would. That's the one you got a problem with right.
Speaker 3It should be called Crystal.
Speaker 4Geyser no.
Speaker 2Crystal Geyser, did I tell you this story the other day? I haven't told you this yet. So Maggie goes to pick up Tess out of your camp. She's like in some random like fucking I don't know gas station. She's like I think I just saw fucking Darcy, but she was on the phone and I'm like, well, I mean, I think Darcy's a pretty recognizable person. She looks like fucking.
Speaker 4Donnie Danny Bottaducci.
Speaker 2Darcy says he Danny Bonaduce. Dossie says I think I saw Maggie. I'm like yeah, it was accurate. We find each other different places in life. How do you feel about this? I gotta ask you a question.
Speaker 4We just talked about that water. Remember your question what's your thoughts on? Do you have bad water and good water? I can't taste the difference between tap water and Poland Sprint fair enough, I just can't do the difference between tap water and Poland Sprint.
Speaker 5Can't None. All right, fair enough.
Speaker 4I just can't, do you think?
Speaker 5that's based on the temperature.
Speaker 4Crystal Guys is terrible Crystal.
Speaker 1Guys Crystal.
Speaker 2Guys, crystal Guys.
Speaker 5Oh, I don't like Dasani, but I think the reason I don't like Dasani is that the bottle is the plastic is too thick.
Speaker 1On the Das soda bottle.
Speaker 5You know what I mean? Yeah, it is. I agree, like I think a water bottle should be a thinner plastic. Yes, and a little cap.
Speaker 4Yeah, same with turtles.
Speaker 2Yeah. So here's how I rate, like where I think if I think an artist is like really the top level of like fucking of, of, like, say, rock, rap, whatever, if you can still write great stuff after you got the money, yeah, because so many people get the money and then they're just like just putting out garbage because you lose your motivation, right, it's like. It's like, uh, look, it's when you got nothing and when things are a little down, it's not as hard as you think to write stuff that's kind of like will touch a lot of people. Yeah, right, that's why I always say about Springsteen to still be able to put out stuff that people resonate with when you got all the money in the fucking business. You know what I mean.
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Speaker 5I think that's very difficult to do well, I was in a bad spot when I was writing the fucking I actually just think about this today when I was thinking about writing another album. Like things are going really well right now, yeah, like they just are like genuinely like I just be. I don't think I've said body fat. I don't think I've said that, yeah, in like 10 years I'm like just going really well and I'm like I don't know what I would write a song about.
Speaker 1Yeah, Like I genuinely you need drama.
Speaker 5Yeah, like I need. I need to relapse. Really, I just needed to get back into the swing of things, but I literally had that thought today.
Speaker 3I'm like I don't know able to write something that biting now sure you know, every time you think about a relapse, think about eminem's relapse yeah, his, yeah, just be like nah, it's not worth it, just do a bunch of because, like when he did the eminem show, which I think is my favorite album, like top five favorite album of all time like he like he got through the drug shift but then he had to deal with, like he had.
Speaker 5He was dealing with so much shit, yeah, family media, family media, the congress was coming down on him, so he had the inspiration from that, you know, and then by the end of eminem show, like he kind of got through the controversy and there wasn't really much to really write about so that's why I think it's easier to pull it off if you're in, like, say, folk or rock music, because in that genre it's way more normal and acceptable to like embody somebody else, right?
Speaker 2So like, take like Youngstown by Springsteen, where it's about like Well, springsteen's just a fake warehouse worker.
Speaker 1Exactly. Yeah, it's just what he is.
Speaker 2It's like nobody I forget who said it, but it setup is like nobody who's never worked 40 hours at a hard labor job in their life has ever been able to sing about working 40 hours a hard labor like better than springsteen, but that's not normal within like rap, you know I mean like you gotta practice what you preach.
Speaker 5Exactly that's why some of you guys die early. Because it's like oh, you gotta you know. Yeah, it's tough, because it's so on, like because there's almost like um, a disconnect with rock music. You can kind of say you're doing stuff and not do it. It's just you, it's singular. If you're doing it with a band, there's like four guys in the band. Somebody in the band could be going through this, but if it's you, the rapper, it's just you.
Speaker 2It's an interesting Problem for a rapper, Real quick. Do you remember when Phase One went through this at one point? Phase One definitely went through this. Yeah, it's an interesting problem for a rapper, Real quick. Do you remember when Phase One went through this at one point?
Speaker 4Phase One definitely went through this. Do you remember when Eminem was on the interview for the Michigan, south Carolina game? Yeah, and his face was fucking gone. Supposedly, according to his sober date, he was sober that day. I'm calling bullshit. That was the same day.
Speaker 1Was that the one where he was looking into the crowd? Yeah, yeah, oh, I think he was fucking around.
Speaker 4I think he was fucking around yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4That was when Jadavion Clowney, the play before South Carolina, got fucked and he absolutely murdered the kid. The next play he ended up being the number one pick overall. So I need to call Eminem directly. So if you can make that happen, that'd be great yeah sure you got it.
Speaker 2And tune him out. I got a quick funny story Got into friends from way back in the day for Cornwall. I've kind of found out why he was asking me this. The other day he texted me and he's like hey, do you ever connect to Portnoy? And I'm like my, my, my, my, my, my my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my my, my, my, my.
Speaker 3They gave him a shirt and all this stuff, so they were trying to get him to I don't know cross post or whatever they were trying to do.
Speaker 2But I was like he's like how's your connection to like port? And I'm like not wonderful, I'm like actually. I know a guy, joey boats, who he enjoyed quite a lot so maybe I could.
Speaker 5I got an answer though.
Speaker 3So for the patreon people listening subscribing danny did this whole show in his bathing suit, half t-shirt wet. Danny had just done a dive in his socks. You had socks on, no, no, no it looked like you had white socks.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's my white ass feet. I gotta be honest with you. It's not easy being the whitest person ever and then having a little bit of a tan coming in. No, not that, but then, like, the entire rest of your family is fucking brown.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4So I gotta tell this. So when we first showed up to this house today, I went into the wrong yard.
Speaker 3To go to the Italians.
Speaker 4Bro, no, not here, no, no, no. The pool pot to grow the Italians, bro, no, not here, no, no, no the pool pot.
Speaker 4I mean, I know I am here, so we're in Danvish, bro, and it's. It is a beautiful, beautiful area, like it's basically a gated community. And I got the address whatever, I'm not going to say it, right. But I saw a big ass house that was sent to me and I was the address, whatever, I'm not going to say it right, but I saw a big-ass house that was sent to me and I was like, oh, this is it. So I, my entire family is with me, except my oldest daughter. Everyone else is there, right. And I was like, call, call Brennan, call your boy. So I hear him on speakerphone. He goes hey, go to the right of the house, open the gate, we're inside. So we open the gate, go inside. There's a big-ass pool, big yard, and there's not a soul in there, right. So I'm like we're waiting, waiting. All of a sudden I'm like something ain't right here, bro, like I felt, like I was Keemer in season one.
Speaker 3Like something ain't right here. Did she get shot?
Speaker 4You know what I'm saying? The wire Does it feel right to you? The fucking dog stopped barking like crazy and I'm like Brandon, grab this shit. He's like what's up? I'm like grab everything. We're not in the right yard, bro, so we leave right across the street. The house looks pretty similar, but three times the stock. The house I was in today was the biggest house I've ever been in. So we go in the backyard, we go across the street, see them. They're like where were you guys? We're out here. We're like I don't know what happened. You know. We get in there like we were just in that person's backyard. They introduce us to the people that own it. I'm like, hey, do you guys know that? People across the street? Oh Like hey, do you guys know that people across the street.
Speaker 4Oh great people I go. Can you please tell them to not call the cops when they see that ring camera? I'm like they're going to see a whole bunch of brown people in a place that don't really have brown people, and I'd appreciate it if they don't call the cops. So we were in there like no, don't worry about it. We went into this house today Boys, full indoor basketball court what Full Indoor basketball court. What Inside the house, what Jesus Jacuzzi Movie theater? And now I sent this to Different.
Speaker 5That's money, rick Rubin.
Speaker 4I sent this to the boys and Al, who's listening, knows the motherfucker. Oh really. Oh yeah, she's like You're at so and so's house and I'm like, hey, is this so andso's house? And I'm like, hey, is this so-and-so's house? She goes, yeah, that's my brother-in-law. I'm like how did you know that? And I was like I know a guy.
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Speaker 4You know, this house was fucking insane yeah insane dude that's money I went only in the backyard for the first hour and a half and then she gave a tour to other people and I was talking to my buddy, lucas, and he was like yo go in there right now she's giving a tour. I walked into the kitchen. It was mtv cribs, bro it was insane. Went downstairs, saw everything like it was full bocce court, you name it, they had it yeah you name it.
Speaker 4They had it to the point where, like I, have to meet these people in person so we can do like a live podcast. They weren't there, they weren't even there they were at that beach house. That's wild, jesus Christ.
Speaker 2Oh, that was my house. That's why I was on the last podcast where I saw the guy that his kids are Tommy's age and like he's a good dude and he like he's a throw. So the first time I saw him was walking to school. My kids went to his right there so I see him and I used to think they were his grandkids. He's an older guy, cranks butts, which I like. I'm like.
Speaker 4I like this type of person, people that still smoke cigarettes. Yeah, like he's a throwback. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2But he drove a Porsche Cayenne. I'm like motherfucker. So I met him one time and I Adam at his house for birthday party kids. He's got a sick house like a Melrose pool in the back and he's fucking cranking Bob Rose at now. This is Melrose, right, new Melrose. Like people don't fucking smoke in public, this guy's just smoking in front of everybody. I'm like I like this, right, I saw I ran with the patches and he's like. He's like. I'm like, oh, are you guys going away this summer? Well, he's like. Well, he's with the house up at Seabrook, you know. And I'm like. I'm like, oh, sick, nice. So my guy, he's like. He's like, well, he's up there.
Speaker 2I'm like we never going there, like, and I don't like to go to other people's houses anyways, unless, like I really know you, yeah, and even then I don't really love it. You know, I mean, yeah, yeah, like it has to be like one of you guys, I would be comfortable there, but like no, you know, I'm not gonna show up at your fucking beach house right so then I go, this is instinctual, like I'm like so I'm like now I get my fucking ham, my fucking american.
Speaker 2I'm like I'm like all right. I'm like hey, if I don't see, you have a great summer.
Speaker 3And, like I just walk, away.
Speaker 2I'm like I didn't think about the time. Maggie's like that's the most dismissive thing you could say to somebody who just invited you to their house. I'm like. I'm like he shouldn't have said that though Like like I'm never coming there a fake invite that guy definitely doesn't even want you to go.
Speaker 5No, imagine if I was like oh yeah.
Speaker 2What day.
Speaker 3Here's my number, and he reads a 555 number.
Speaker 2One time with the kids we were younger we went to and these are good people the original Charlestown, but they have a house up in Vermont and I was like we went and I'm like this is the top 10, most miserable fucking weekend of my life. I'm like when can I get up and piss? Like am I going to run into somebody in the fucking hallway? I'm like I don't need this. You know what I mean. Like my anxiety is on a 12 right now. You know what I mean. So like don't invite me anyplace, like ever, you know. I mean like I just I hate that you know what I mean funny.
Speaker 5So I was thinking about when uh danny was talking about going into the wrong house. Dude, I fucking. When I was like younger, I decided like one summer I was like I'm gonna start a landscaping business. So my first client was a guy I knew at the gym. He was like his daughter I went to school with. And he's like so I go to the house, I scope it out. I'm like it's gonna be like this amount of money, whatever. It's one of those like really nice neighborhoods where all like the colonials all the same, whatever. So you know where this is going. But the guy's like, all right. So yeah, come in on monday. He's like there's gonna be a golden retriever, there's gonna be mulch in the driveway, like made all this stuff. So I'm like, all right.
Speaker 5So I go to the guy's house. I work the whole day, like eight hours in the front, we did the whole thing. He calls me up that night and he's like hey, uh, joe, I thought you were coming by today. I was like. I was like, yeah, it was like no, I came by, I worked the whole day. And he's like, okay, all right, well, I'll see you tomorrow. I go, yeah sure, go tomorrow. He calls me up again. He's like did you come by today? I'm like, yeah, dude, I came by the third day. I'd spend another eight hours doing the whole back, most the the whole fucking thing. And he calls me up again.
Speaker 5I'm like this guy's a fucking piece of shit. I'm like, yeah, dude, I did the whole thing. What are you talking about? And he's like are you sure you're at the right house? And I found out, dude, all the houses look the same. The house right before his golden retriever mulch in the driveway, fucking maid. So I just mulched and did this whole other guy's fucking house for the free. And the maid came out at one point. He's like are you supposed to be?
Speaker 1with the company. I was like no, I mean, this is like this guy's a fucking piece of shit.
Speaker 5Yeah, I just did and then he worked out a deal where the other people paid me and then the other people did his house. But it was very funny. And, speaking of some other melrose, like you talk about old-fashioned guys when I left the podcast here here last time, I went into Dunkin' and I overheard two guys talking about the Red Sox. It was old-timer, it was smoking a cig. It was just like they've never been the same since they traded Babe Ruth. I was like what I thought? I texted you guys. I was like what a weird thing to say, dude, you know what one of the best.
Speaker 2One of the best things I've ever seen was Not the funeral, but we were at a funeral Needham and my wife's from Needham and so we're like sitting in the car Beforehand, like outside of a 7-Eleven, and I'm like listen to sports radio. This is how long ago I don't know when the last time I listened to sports radio was. Danny Ainge is on with Todd R Rich and I look over the car next to me and Danny Ainge is in the car doing the interview oh really. So I'm like. So, maggie's like, are you going to go in and get the fucking drinks? I'm like not, until Danny Ainge gets out of this car. So I didn't even want to approach him, I just wanted to fucking be in there. So like, I'm in there so I see him get out of the car.
Speaker 2I go in just to get my drinks or whatever, and I'm cashing out and he's behind me and this old dude's in there just got his Herald. It's gotta be like 78. And he's like, as I'm walking out, he just looks at Danny and he goes Danny, age, danny. He's like, hey, how you doing. He goes. You guys never should have traded Rondo. That was a monster mistake.
Speaker 4And he's just staring at him Right Boston 101, bro I love it.
Speaker 2He goes. I know, I mean, listen, you got to make difficult decisions. He goes. That was a wrong decision. That was a wrong decision and I'm like I fucking love this area of the country. It's like other places. People are like, oh my God, there he is. This guy's like got his health.
Speaker 3He's like I've been waiting to fucking.
Speaker 5I got a bone to pick from this guy. Look, yeah, but the Celtics have the best front office in professional sports for the last 10 years.
Speaker 2They haven't made a mistake. No shit, this guy's just like fuck this guy.
Speaker 4So yesterday my son had this fucking. We're not even going to touch this subject, but we were in Connecticut for an all-star game for football and it's Manchester, connecticut.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 4You hear that. To me, the word I'm like nice area. It's Manchester, connecticut. Yeah, you hear that To me, the word I'm like nice area. It's not right, it's the fucking hood, right. So we walk in and, uh, I am, without a doubt, in this area where I'm talking about I am the only white guy there and this lady couldn't have been nice. She goes how you doing, not from around here? Huh, and I go, what gave that away? I should have said like I was around from the, you know around the corner or whatever. She goes, you from Boston. I'm like, yeah, she goes, all right, $15. I go no, I'm a coach. She goes oh, you got to go to the other side. So I go to the other side. Same fucking thing, dude, not from around here huh, what gave that away, dude?
Speaker 3They're like $20. $25.
Speaker 5Did you already talk to the other one?
Speaker 4I'll tell you what, though when you go into those areas that are not the best, best food ever, Best concession stands, someone's calling you sweetie every fucking time you get a water. Sign me up.
Speaker 2White people don't know food. White people are the worst dude. I'm saying that all day long.
Speaker 5Except for Italians. Yeah, but Italians are. I can't wait until they're on Bad Brain. I know It'll be fun if I ever make that. There's no way I'm getting on Bad Brain.
Speaker 1I guarantee you'll be. He said he would.
Speaker 2You will be. Well, no, because they do it during the week, because you work.
Speaker 5Saturdays and Sundays. They do it during the week. Oh, they do it during the week. Yeah, daytime, oh, in the morning.
Speaker 1Yeah, usually in the morning.
Speaker 5Oh, then okay, how did they hit?
Speaker 4it off boys. Al and Joe Al's fucking funny as shit. Al's the biggest fucking Dick suck. I hate his guts.
Speaker 5He was very fucking funny. He's so funny.
Speaker 2I like how he has just like a network.
Speaker 5His whole family's just on social.
Speaker 3It's very funny.
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Speaker 4I wish we could've done 18 and I wish we could've had a 5 If we could've just 18 and I wish we could have had a 5-1. If we could have just 18 with 5-2, it would have been very funny. I had FOMO, bro. I had FOMO.
Speaker 2Alright, if you had been like, say you were down in Connecticut for the whole weekend. This podcast doesn't happen, probably tonight, because we would have played 18.
Speaker 3We would have played 18.
Speaker 2Maybe we would have mailed in like an hour.
Speaker 4The best part is when I showed up today. Maggie goes, danny, I don't think the boys are back. I already got the green light.
Speaker 2Maggie, I already told her. I'm like, hey, he's coming to her.
Speaker 4You ever see the gif of fucking whatever, whatever, fuck off. You said it.
Speaker 3I got a three zing right now I'm. You said it.
Speaker 4I got a three zen.
Speaker 1right now I'm fucking feeling no pain. We're talking about the 20 zen, all right.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, oh yeah, the 50s.
Speaker 4Oh, by the way, Nick Ragucci just told me.
Speaker 2Yeah, he gives the 50s.
Speaker 4He just texted me right now, so I'm not a zen guy. This is my second three. I'm feeling no pain right now. Oh yeah, so I'm not a Zen guy.
Speaker 5This is my second three. I'm feeling no pain right now.
Speaker 4Yeah, I gave him he goes.
Speaker 5Oh yeah, these ones aren't bad.
Speaker 4He goes. I have two 11s in right now. He goes Brendan's in for a world full of hurt.
Speaker 2I'll tell you right now, I'm in for it. He gave I think he gave Al a 50. Is that who gave him the 50? I think so. Yeah, and he was like.
Speaker 3I told this story.
Speaker 2I was like I'm like, oh yeah, no big deal. He's like I went looking at a bitch. He's like I went right in the bathroom and fucking dumped him.
Speaker 5I don't think a 50 is even a real thing. You've had it in for like an hour and a half.
Speaker 4Oh, second one.
Speaker 5Let's go. Dude, if I have like a six, I'm like a little like you know, a is that? That doesn't seem real. He gets them from like.
Speaker 4Switzerland. I don't think it's a fit. I'm going to look Sweden.
Speaker 3I got a 17.
Speaker 2You can get them. There's 50s, but right now three. I forgot.
Speaker 4I couldn't even finish my sentence right now, so that's fine.
Speaker 2I went to a cornhole like thing, like a big whatever. It was like a nationals thing in Albany one night, one day and day, and I'm like through the Cornhole podcast I was known as like I'll drink anything, I'll take anything. That's what I always say. Kid gives me an edible. He's like yo, he's like I got an edible. I'm like I'm like, yeah, give me that shit, like fucking swallow it down. I'm like I'll fucking immediately running it. And I'm like I'm like, so all of a sudden, I'm like dude, I'm in like outer space. I thought I was like kind, kind of quiet today, dude, I was like whoa, and I like ask him like, hey, I'm like dude, is that like a 10? And he's like he's like, oh, dude, he's like I'm a distal, he's like that's a 50.
Speaker 5And I'm like I was high for like a week dude Like's what I was talking about, Pablo.
Speaker 4Escobar, remember when he's done Like the swing by himself.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4That's.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2Alright, joey Boats. Thank you very much. Thank you Very good Patreon Excellent.
Speaker 3Almost an hour.
Speaker 5Almost an hour, yeah, I gotta grab some food I haven't eaten.
Speaker 4What are you gonna get Three way? I don't know.
Speaker 5No. I'm thinking like what's?
Speaker 2good around here Popeye Roast beef. The problem is there's nothing good like because you're going to get on Route 1.
Speaker 1There's nothing good on that side of the boat.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Will I get on Route 51?.
Speaker 5No, no, route 1. Route 1. That's like on the auto mile.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Route 1's the one with all Like everything right, yeah, but you but the way you get on, you miss it all.
Speaker 3Yeah yeah, the orange dinosaur.
Speaker 5You just miss it. What's an orange dinosaur? What?
Speaker 2It's so short yeah.
Speaker 5What is the orange dinosaur?
Speaker 2That's a statement. It used to be for the old, like mini golf place that was right over here, but now it's like a condo, it's literally like it's still there, because it's like a.
Speaker 4National Treasure.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4Just like the cactus that hilltop.
Speaker 1They just leave it up there. I gotta find my pig.
Speaker 5I was saying National Treasure Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 1You ever seen the pig movie?
Speaker 5It was like I need to find my pig. Pig. No, it's called Pig, it's Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 4Was that you, Nicolas Cage?
Speaker 5Yeah, steals his pig.
Speaker 4I need to find my pig, give me Connor and Nicolas Cage right now.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 4I can't do a Nicolas.
Speaker 1Cage. I thought you would do it. No, I was doing that. That's the only thing I can do. I need to find my pig. Do snakes on a plane Snakes on a plane. It feels kind of crazy.
Speaker 2You have Trump and it's like all you need because it's like no give me the Gruden.
Speaker 4We haven't heard the Gruden today.
Speaker 5We got a guy right here.
Speaker 1Nine. We're going to look at number 52 coming out of lights Left side of your screen, man.
Speaker 5He's going to read this play. Make a play on this football man.
Speaker 1Clay Matthews, number 52, man, I haven't done that in a while it's unbelievable.
Speaker 4With all due respect to you, Trump, you're Gruden.
Speaker 3Gruden's spot on, the only one.
Speaker 2I feel like I could do. That's real good right now is the autistic guy from Love on the Spectrum.
Speaker 1Yes, it's very good.
Speaker 2My parents always bought Weber Grills. I love Weber Grills.
Speaker 1Must I write you a poem?
Speaker 5That guy's great. That's Connor. You started out with James, but you went to.
Speaker 3Connor, it's a good show. It's a feel-good show.
Speaker 1It's the first of her name, yes.
Speaker 3That's Connor. You guys are bad bro. Wait, what's the one with the balls? That's James. James, guys are bad bro. Wait, what's the one that? What's the bowl of that guys?
Speaker 5That's James. You guys are making it up.
Speaker 2He's like I think it's very hard for me to think of things like this, because my parents will often ask me to make my own lunch. I don't like it when they do that.
Speaker 1You have a particular smell.
Speaker 2Yes, I like your smell. The only good impression I can do is an autistic guy on a show that nobody watches, so he's a great.
Speaker 3He's a great follow on Instagram.
Speaker 2I'm like a Dale J Lewis of autistic actors. You know what I mean Basically.
Speaker 1Well, let me. This is my son, DW. You just had a blood. I drink your milk. I drink it up. Yes, I drink your milk. Yes, Milk 2% is my particular favorite. I find full to be too much for me. Yeah, I would have too much milk as a kid.
Speaker 4yes, Dude real quick I thought you were Sean Connery real quick. Yeah, it gets mixed in If you watch the show.
Speaker 3Is that good? It's spot on. It is a spot on for James Jones. It's fucking unbelievable.
Speaker 2I don't like milk too much. My parents used to make me drink it.
Speaker 1I don't like when you call them adult beverages, because that would insinuate that children can't drink them.
Speaker 4No, by the way.
Speaker 2I'll tell you what you know why you pay for the Patreon. So you can see me and Joey both do autistic things. I wish we had the clip of that. There's nothing better.
Speaker 4Shout out to my fucking hot hat because I got that fucking autistic sticker. There you go.
Speaker 1Yeah, there you go. Yes, Thanks for listening to the podcast. We'll be back next week, tune in next week or something like that All right.