Pulling The Cork
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Pulling The Cork
178- Special Patreon Teaser- Joey Boats
As we could not get an episode up this week- here is a glimpse into what folks get extra every week on Patreon. This is from the Joey Boats episode and a deeper dive into the creative process behind his album Nicotine and Pink Razors
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Listen, I've met a lot of great guys out there. I've met a lot of great guys. It's very sad the rap industry, but we got a new guy named Boach and he's very, very good. Yo, it's officially the worst album of all time, yours truly. Yeah, I just got out another rehab clinic. That's an admission. There's a lot of shit.
Speaker 2:I haven't addressed Yours truly. I'm already recording. Yeah, you did, you hit the ball really good. Hell yeah, the best was. I complimented you and then you hit like a dead end of the tree.
Speaker 3:Don't call them anymore. Well cause, I played with Mark over the week. I was up North over the weekend and I played with Mark and Mark has been golfing consistently and he's he's got fitted, took a couple of lessons, blah, blah, blah. So he's like blah, blah. So he's like dude. He's like try this, try that, and I did like he's able to like kind of coach me without me being like yo, chill out, dickhead you know what I mean, because some people like if you're in your, you're fucking up, yeah.
Speaker 3:And someone's like, why don't you do this? Yeah, you're like calm the fuck down yeah, you know what I mean it depends on how it comes off and mocks my without a doubt. Doubt, he's my little brother, so he's like, hey, why don't you try this? But he's, he's good with it to the point where it's like, um, do this real quick, take a practice swing, do this, and then I hit the ball. Good, and I'm like, fuck, that worked.
Speaker 4:I'm like all right, coached me through a whole round and I hit the ball pretty good.
Speaker 5:I mean, I'm not good at golf by any means, but I felt better over this. Constructive criticism works sometimes. Yeah, it does, I'll take it. Yeah, you have to communicate to somebody at their level. Like there's only personal trainers that'll like go to somebody that's like overweight and talk to them about like macros and micros. It's like no dude, you gotta meet them. Like they're not worried about that type of shit. Right, like the one thing I told you was chipping is just weight on your front foot. Yeah, it's just a very simple thing and I guarantee you'll hit it better.
Speaker 5:It's just like if somebody's telling you to tuck your shoulder. It's like dude, I'm just fucking. I have this habit yeah you don't need to get into it like this happened to me a bunch of times.
Speaker 2:My drive's great today and then like my wedges sucked, I dumped a couple, and then my dad like that'll happen, it's not just like a mental thing. Yeah, I remember my dad's like just take your right hand off the club and just hit wedges with. You Left it and that's like. But he let me duff like 20 before he said that, yeah, it's like you don't know the right time to kind of approach somebody on there.
Speaker 5:Yeah, Especially because you're not going to be playing with anybody that good. So it's just like, like my cousin will always give me tips on the course and I'm beating him by like eight strokes, like, will you stop?
Speaker 4:So tomorrow, right, brendan's playing with me. You've met Ragucci and my other buddy, joe Gordon he is. He was An unreal baseball player and football player and in high school he's like I'm playing golf. So I was like, oh, hell, yeah. So when we started doing this tournament at the IA, I was like yo, you're coming with me. He. When we started doing this tournament at the IA, I was like yo, you're coming with me.
Speaker 2:He's not that good. Oh, this is the IA tournament. Oh, fuck yes.
Speaker 4:Dude, this is my. With all due respect to our tournament, this is my favorite tournament of the year. It's a Monday. People are there having a grand old time. Joe Gordon literally played high school golf and he's maybe a smidge Better than me.
Speaker 1:Which is hilarious.
Speaker 4:But we're going to have a great time.
Speaker 5:That's weird because that's how you get really good.
Speaker 4:That's the difference between good and really good For the last 10 years I've played with him in this tournament. By the end of this tournament he'll just be in a wife beater. He doesn't have a golf shirt on.
Speaker 2:That's an IA tournament, if I've ever heard one.
Speaker 4:He's just there just having a grand old time, but he'll still try to give me tips and I'm like bud, we're hamming no one cares right now. You know what I'm saying. And then after that, the raffles afterwards. Everything about that tournament tomorrow is awesome, Everything.
Speaker 3:We're going to have a grand old time.
Speaker 4:Sagamore is a fucking whatever course.
Speaker 5:That's a good course to have a fucking good time.
Speaker 2:Fitz, you got some questions for.
Speaker 3:Joe. Yeah, so there was two mentions on the album. One was about butterscotch and the other one was about sticking your dick in pudding cups. Yes, so I feel like you mentioned it twice. Yeah, so I feel like you mentioned it twice. Yeah, so I feel like it's got to be true. That happened. Yeah, that happened. We've all seen American Pie yes, so it's like you're trying to simulate a vagina.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so I threw it in. I threw it in, yeah, I threw it in the microwave. I threw it in Because this was before I even ever jacked off. This was when I was like 10, or maybe 9, 8, I don't know what year it was. It doesn't come to mind what year it was, but it was when I was like 31. But yeah, no, I took a pudding cup and I microwaved it For like 8 seconds and just Fucked it.
Speaker 1:I'm dead serious. Yeah, I was experiencing.
Speaker 5:I was having some fun, yeah, trying things out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was trying some shit out because like some people say shit as a joke and then it just passes over and but then when you say it again, yeah, I'm like this has.
Speaker 5:Did you have specific like yeah, well, the first time I tried I microwaved it for too long and I put my hand, my finger in. I was like, oh dude, if I had like 30 degree burns on my dick.
Speaker 2:Did you? Let me ask you a question Do you have any other considerations for names for the album?
Speaker 1:No, okay.
Speaker 5:I never. Normally I flawed logic because I've always had that name in the back of my head and I've always wanted to use it for something and I used it for like one song. I just like it flawed logic. It's like kind of a double negative almost, but like yeah, no, I just one day was driving and just said nicotine and pig rays. I'm like that makes no sense, it doesn't mean anything, I'm just gonna call the album that um, because I didn't.
Speaker 2:I think I know the term that's used the most on the album. What self-aware I think is used the most on the album. What Self-aware I think is used the most on the album.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I was like I wonder if you thought about naming it that the album's fucking. I didn't want to get too inside baseball on it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't get it, but I will say this like great songwriter Jason Isbell, he writes very honest shit. Like he's kind of a very flawed person and like he writes very honest shit. Like he's kind of a very flawed person and like he's like if I write something, just like I'm writing, and I'm like fuck, like that was fucking almost too scary to fucking, yeah, he's like that's what I need to. I have a rule like I have to leave in it. Like I have to leave that in you know what I mean.
Speaker 5:Well, I was listening to it back and I touched upon it in the main podcast. But, yeah, like there's a lot of shit I was writing. I'm like I kind of nailed it, like like it was more therapeutic than if I was just talking, because I'm always everything smothered in like jokes and sarcasm and stuff. And then when you really get down to the bottom, like if you're like when you're writing, you probably do the same thing, like if you're writing like music, whatever you kind of get in the zone and then you kind of get out of it and you're like, oh, that was pretty honest. Yeah, like, oh, fuck, I think that. That. Like, I think one of my favorite verses on the whole album is that jd vance like the second verse, it just goes from me rapping about shrek that just being like this is fucking retarded.
Speaker 5:Yeah, like, and by the way you would, rather unbelievable yeah, it's like you would rather put out something and just say that it sucks than even actually try to like put out something. And I wrote it and was like, oh shit, this is so true and it was true in the vehicle of something that was the epitome of that sure, which was like you could make this a good verse, but instead you're just gonna like put out something garbage and then just own it yeah and own that.
Speaker 4:It's garbage so so my, my very best friend. We've talked about iggy. He's the biggest hip hop head I've met in my entire life and I was like, listen, you gotta listen to this. And I was like, listen, you don't know him, you never met him. The only thing I can say is like he's our version of Little Dicky. He listened to one song, which was Admission. He goes why would you say he's Little Dicky?
Speaker 3:This kid's nasty yeah, way better.
Speaker 5:Little Dicky's a lot of uh like comedic skits yeah right, I don't think that was the first song, but that was yeah, that's what I'm saying, no, but that was the first song that he listened to he goes this kid is nothing like little dicky I go.
Speaker 4:So I don't think you looked at the name of this kid's songs yet, like you know, like the kid's funny, but he can rap and and then he came back and he was like yo, that kid's a talented motherfucker yeah, that's awesome yeah that was the thought process between between putting, because, like, the first song is like all right, what's this album gonna be like?
Speaker 5:and I was like I can just kind of get it out of the way because I've never talked to any, I've never really vocally expressed like anything that's in that admission song. I keep shit pretty close to the vest so I was like all right, just pour it out, just get it out in the first song, then the second album is going to be the receding hairline. So I went back and forth between, like the jokes and the real estate and I said this on another podcast but like the as far as the reception went, like the stuff that people resonated with was the stuff as the real stuff.
Speaker 3:Yes, which is I was not expecting at all. Yeah, and that's irrelevance, my favorite.
Speaker 5:I know, I was like that irrelevance my favorite song irrelevant was like the first five people that text me was about irrelevant. I was like, really, I was like, oh shit, oh, you said you thought that was like a throwaway, not a throwaway. I thought it was like what I consider a throwaway is like something that I thought. It was like what I consider a throwaway is like something that I think is good, but no one's gonna appreciate, sure. And it just turned out that all the songs that people texted me about were the stuff that they, like I, was looking to be appreciated who was the girl that sang?
Speaker 5:this girl, hannah. So I went to high school with her. Oh, I didn't know that, yeah, we weren't like close, close friends but I was always, like you know, friendly with her and she was always really shy she's a dog, but she's great, yeah. And like there was like three girls in our grade that were like the singers or whatever, and she wasn't one of them and like I heard her sing like a couple years back, like she posted on talking way better than all the other chicks, and I told her that and I wrote that song with her in mind. Like I didn't ask her beforehand and I just texted her after I wrote it. I'm like, would you want to do this? And she was like, yeah, that's awesome. And she did it. Yeah, and she wanted to make a video of us doing that acoustic and we got to find somebody.
Speaker 5:Maybe you can learn it on guitar or something his guitar, but she's like, I'm not that good at guitar, I'm like, yeah, well, you all said you weren't that good of a singer so yeah, right, I think you follow shit.
Speaker 3:At the very end she wrote that yeah, that's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 5:So she has a writing credit on the album the only other person that wrote anything.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's awesome, yeah because I there was the end and I was like just do whatever you want, like have this, because I'm big into like general patents, idea of like stuff where it's like, if somebody's good at something, just let them do it. Like with these tattoos. I was like all right, this is what I want you do it like you do because if, if, if you're involved on a creative level, you're gonna give me a better product, 100, yeah, like it.
Speaker 2:That's just what it is, yeah and I also think, like it's like I don't know, like when I uh, when we did the first album that I did like I had uh, was, uh, was it, I don't know. It was like the this one and the kid, the guy who produces like a great songwriter and he's not a kid, he's fucking significantly older than me, but anyway, he's like that line's weak, yeah, and I'm like, and then like I came back, cause I was writing these songs, like as we were doing the albums we were doing them albums we were doing on Mondays, and like I was like came back, he's like that's the line. He's like there, it is Like so it's. It's interesting too, because you, I knew it was weak, but I was like I gotta fucking get this thing out.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean, yeah, and like we would cut, like where you do it, the drums and the bass, they, they keep that, and then you cut everything after that, right, so like your vocal is going to come last, almost, um, but it's like interesting. It's like because when you're trying to move through it like fast, yeah, sometimes you're like sometimes it comes all at once, it's just like boom, it's there. You know what I mean? Yeah, a lot of times it's like you can't quite get your head around it. You know, I mean like um dude, I mean that album is fucking legit Like Irrelevant's unbelievable.
Speaker 5:You saying that like Irrelevant and Admission, like the second halves of those songs I wrote in like 45 minutes. That's crazy Because it just happens. But then there's some days you're like what I learned through. It is like if you don't have it when you sit down and you don't have it, just do something else yeah, yeah yeah, like, because you just don't have it. Yeah like, some days you'll just have it, and when you do like you gotta go and you know it's good too.
Speaker 2:It's like when we, when I wrote the drink for the damn, which is usually the intro to the show, but lately it's admission I wrote that in 25 minutes oh, you wrote that song, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:Oh, I didn't.
Speaker 2:I thought that was a cover song, oh dude, but the kid that was, he wrote the chorus and he gave me the words. He's like what do you think of these words? I just wrote the song around it in 25 minutes. If it doesn't come that fast, you're not usually going to sit on a song and it comes together in four years. It usually comes out real quick. That's why this year I sent you guys that idea for the Softball League song. It was a joke song at first, like it was more jokey and then you're like I think this is actually like a real song and I'm like, oh, maybe it is, and then, like that took like a couple hours, you know what I mean like from start to finish.
Speaker 2:But if you don't, you're right. Like if you don't have it at that time, you should just go play golf.
Speaker 5:Yeah, just go fucking jack off or something. Then you write a great song about that. Yeah, do something else.
Speaker 4:So, did I hear this correctly, that was two days. You recorded the entire album.
Speaker 5:So I got to remember. So we went and we recorded, like I think, six songs in two days.
Speaker 5:And then there was a layoff, Life got in the way, and then I went back for two days and recorded the last seven songs that's like yeah, I feel like that's unheard of well, I know it is and I didn't think it was because I went in like being like I could do this easily and we did get it done in four days, like that's unheard of, but like I didn't, I didn't think it was going to be that difficult. Like they're used to guys, I, I was there.
Speaker 2:I think musicians. I totally agree with what you're saying and both step on it, but I think a lot of musicians in general dick around a lot.
Speaker 5:Dude, it's crazy. Yeah, they're on like a different. Like they'll show up late, they'll do whatever, like like. There was this dude like white dude, like grills, like whole fucking whatever. He spent like 45 minutes just getting one line done and my buddy is like telling him how to wrap it and just be like dude, you need to go up and then down with it. He's like, yeah, and then he would just take a phone call, go outside and then come back in. He didn't write it, he couldn't wrap it.
Speaker 2:He's like 500 000 and I'm just watching this being like really dude, like this is what like it's it's so upsetting the guy wicked nice dude, by the way, he was the man, but like it was, just like, really like, this is what it is like yeah, I think there's like, but I think you're for my, for my point, like I was paying this guy which you were paying this kid, yeah, yeah, and I'm like I want to have it ready. The first day I went in I recorded a whole song that day. Yeah, start to finish. I remember the guy's like, do you want to redo any of the vocals? I'm like, who cares?
Speaker 3:I'm like it's pretty good. It sounds pretty good to me.
Speaker 2:I remember at the end we were cutting it. He's the end of the song. The song's decent Like fucking let it rip, you know what I mean, like who gives a shit?
Speaker 5:Well, I told the guy I was working with I'm like you need to kind of put your foot down in some capacity If something doesn't sound right because I'm just going to say it's good and move on, because I don't want to.
Speaker 2:Like, I have an idea of what I want the first time I ever recorded anything was five songs at this place. That used to be the like a famous studio and like it's in Roxbury and like they have like big bands of fucking recording shit there and it sounds my buddy has it still. It sounds so clean, so fucking good. Yeah, but the guy who was the fucking like the engineer was such a fucking cock that I'm like I just want to get out of here Like all the time. Do you know what I mean? So if you have somebody that like is cool, that you like enjoy working with it's like you just rather work with that person.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I mean, this kid will fucking click and he was dude, was awesome, yeah, yeah, and we were having like a conversation like during it or whatever. He's a smart kid or whatever. He's just a good dude, you know, and the it was just.
Speaker 2:It's also probably the same, similar for you. That it's me where it's like I don't have any friends really that are into music, like, like at that level, yeah.
Speaker 5:So it's like when you meet somebody else you're like Holy shit, yeah, it's unbelievable Number one thing I said I'm like dude, I would probably be famous if I was in this like area, like doing stuff. You just hear everybody else's music and then you get inspired to do some more stuff. You're like you, just kind of on an Island.
Speaker 2:We had to cut it out of the first we had. We had Justin on, uh, alan, justin. Justin is a musician and special musician and, um, I remember Justin's like I had to cut it out of the episode. He's like the problem with the music people he goes, gets in it. Dude, that has to get cut. I'm like I would have worded it differently, but he's a thousand percent right, I totally agree, dude, it's all.
Speaker 5:It's so fake too. Yeah, we were just meeting kids that like my buddy knew that was in music. Like dude, it's a funny story. We were like so we went to get pizza after the recording session. It's like 11 o'clock at night and we're walking back to get pizza and there was this black dude that we were with who I don't know what professional capacity was in. He like worked for a label that my buddy worked for and like not like a hood dude whatsoever.
Speaker 5:And we're walking and we see some white guy with like grills outside of a bar and who he recognized as being like an artist, and he just immediately like yo, hold on one second, he just goes over. He's like yo man, like for yo man, like for real, like yo, we like chopping up at a studio, bro, like if you want to come on through. And the guy's like yeah, that's fast bro. And like they dapped up and walked. I'm like did you just code switch to talk to a black guy, to a white guy with gr? I'm black. Like it makes no fucking sense, like this is crazy so it's funny.
Speaker 4:So where did you record brooklyn? Yeah, harlem, uh, brooklyn, actually, yeah, so, so brooklyn, but he is from brooklyn and he's caribbean, so east new york is all caribbean's jamaicans yeah he'sesian and speaking of that right, so I went up there. I don't know if you guys know this or not, but I am the whitest guy I've ever met.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:And I went up and there was a guy cutting sugar cane with the machete. That was fucking two feet long, as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 5:I was like yeah, I'll take a piece, why?
Speaker 4:you say and what the fuck did you say yeah, I don't know what the fuck. And I'm like no, I just want a piece of that. And the guy was like I don't know how you're starting and I was like I don't know what you're saying, dude, hug me. Two seconds later he was like. He was like oh, you like you want a piece of this, yeah, no shit dude you know, it's like what am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
Speaker 5:put a fucking caribbean accent on you know, fucking, no, just give me that, that you know what you're looking at. Come on, you know what I'm saying, dude.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you understand, you understand. Oh really, I'm a little disciplined.
Speaker 1:I'm a little disciplined.
Speaker 4:It would have been great if I was like no, so you want to, Okay, okay.
Speaker 1:Real, real, real good discipline.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, I mean it's it must. It is kind of a weird feeling. It's like anything else. I feel like I always have this massive, no matter what it is that I do. That's why, actually, the podcast is good for me, because every week we do it again, right yeah, so it's like there's always like all right, this week I'm like thinking of ideas, like I knew this one. I wouldn't have to like think too much because we had a lot to talk about. But in general, like whenever I complete something, like I know this is like one of my biggest things, like problems in life, is that, like, when I complete something, I have this immediate let down, like feeling like I'm like that's over now. You know what I mean. Like I know that's not like most people are like, oh, that's not because. Then you're like oh, like the pursuit is a lot of times better than the fucking.
Speaker 5:The journey's better than the final destination that's backed by science. Yeah, I think this guy's a multi-billionaire or whatever. He sold his company for a billion dollars or something. He wrote this whole expose where he's like I'm in a very unique position to say that you need to be in the pursuit of something because he just developed like severe depression but that was the guy who the guy might be.
Speaker 2:I don't have the same guy. It's the guy who sold minecraft, like basically, yeah, like a fucking death spiral.
Speaker 5:And he's like I know this is gonna sound bullshit, because I just made more money than god he's like and I just made my life to the point where I can wake up whenever I want, I can play video games, I don't have to do anything. And he's like I'm just depressed now, yeah. And it's like, yeah, there's something to be said about being in the constant pursuit of something.
Speaker 3:I might never finish the dune books. Yeah, just because you're retarded that in.
Speaker 4:how about that dude you ever get called that for, besides a guy that size?
Speaker 1:many times.
Speaker 3:Break me in half because you're fucking stupid I just think the journey of reading the doom books is better than finishing the doom 100 and like I do the same thing with, like with the album, I was like fuck.
Speaker 5:I was like done with it. Okay, what am I looking forward to? And I don't want to do another album. I want to do like something else, like I was thinking about like doing a play or something.
Speaker 2:I want to bring this up. I want to bring this up before I forget you recommended to me. I think if anybody listens to the Patreon is a creative person.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:When you, I watched now the Bo Burnham special that they did during COVID. That was awesome.
Speaker 4:Three times.
Speaker 2:I think it is One of the most fucking genius things I've ever seen in my life. Talk about talent Bo Burnham, nasty, unbelievable acting Music.
Speaker 3:I think it's the best thing I've ever seen. I've ever seen in my life. Talk about talent, dude, unbelievable acting Music, voice acting 3.14 apple pie.
Speaker 5:That was my favorite video. Have you ever seen 8th grade? He directed and wrote 8th grade, which is a movie it's really tough to watch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a guy with his daughter.
Speaker 5:And it's just the second hand cringe that you get from watching it, but he does a really good job of like it's a movie yeah. Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not quite adjusted by the C depression level, but like it's just cringe, it's like oh fuck.
Speaker 4:It's hard to watch.
Speaker 2:It's hard to watch. It's hard to watch Fair enough.
Speaker 1:The one I watched recently.
Speaker 5:That was really fucking good, is on Apple right now. But Cha-Cha Real Smooth, what's that? It's fucking great. It's like this guy writes it, directs it and acts in it. But he's got a couple other movies. He's like an up-and-coming dude, but he's like some Jewish guy that like he meets some girl. It's a very basic rom-com, but it's just really good. Cha-cha real smooth, like it's very lame, so I just loved it. It's a really good feel-good movie. You like meet some girl who has like an autistic daughter and then, like I don't know, it's a really good movie. You know what?
Speaker 2:I would recommend to anybody who likes music documentaries. So my daughter, my kids are all kind of getting into music and my oldest was like I want to watch like a documentary on fleetwood mac. So like we brought one up that was on apple and it's fucking. By the time we got like 25 minutes in, we're like it was shot in like 87 and like it's not good. It's just about the making of, I think, rumors and I'm like listen, I got a great one for you, so I put it on. It's uh, muscle shoals. Have you seen that? No, so it's about muscle shoals.
Speaker 2:Is this guy, rick hall, who was like a fucking born in like a shack, who was just like driven and was into music, was in band stuff and he starts this studio and he gets this group of dudes that are all from muscle shoals to be the rhythm section and they record like percy sledge, um, like when a man loves a woman, like all that stuff, right, yeah, the stones came down there to play stuff. Fucking all. Dwayne allman was one of the session musicians there and like it's about all those people. It's fucking amazingly done, it's very well done. Documentary, uh, very well shot. Storytelling, that's great. Uh, like 20 minutes and she's like where's Fleetwood Mac? And I'm like, oh, they're not in this. And she's like, and she's like, and she's like. At the end she's like this is one of the fucking best documentaries. I movie is that they would record for Stax Records and you know which was like this was Percy Sledge.
Speaker 2:It's fucking all these like famous black you know artists and he's like I want those Paul Simon calls. He's like hey, I want those same black boys that played on that played on Percy Sledge or whatever. He's like oh, wilson Pickett, he's like he goes. I can get those boys, he goes, but they're mighty pale. He's like you're going to be very surprised. They all look like they played golf with my dad, like they literally just wearing slacks and like fucking dude. It's a great, fucking great watch. Like watch that You'd love it.
Speaker 5:Have you ever seen a searching for sugar? Man Love it.
Speaker 2:That's a great music documentary.
Speaker 5:That one's fucking. What's it about? It's the best reveal I've ever seen in a documentary. It's about this guy. He was like a musician. I'm not going to give away the reveal because it's like shocking. Yes, but it's about this guy that was like big. I think it was the 90s or the 80s. It was during 70s maybe, but he was like this big time musician in South Africa. He's from Detroit, yeah, yeah, he's from Detroit.
Speaker 2:The album somehow makes his way to South Africa and becomes huge and it became like the biggest Because it's pre-internet Nobody knows.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he was like the biggest music artist in South Africa, but nobody knew who this guy was, where he was from. Blah blah blah. What was his name? Like it was. It's like Spanish name.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was a.
Speaker 5:Spanish. Yeah, and you just gotta. If I go any further it's gonna ruin the document.
Speaker 2:But it is a shocking reveal. Yeah, because he let's just To not give too much away. It's pre-internet, so he doesn't even know it's big over there, like this guy you know what I mean. So the African guy Wants to track him down. Basically Is what the movie's about, and he eventually does. Well, there's the reveal.
Speaker 5:Because you think this guy's dead or something, yeah, and then they find him and it's like wait, because it's exactly what you want the documentary to end, like, imagine if they fucking found this guy and they find him, and then I'm not going to give out the variant, but it's very fucking cool. Yeah, it's very fucking cool. You're like wait this guy's alive, and they go to his fucking house and you're like yo dude.
Speaker 2:It's very cool. I love like anytime there's like a great. Another great one which is kind of hard to find I ain't in it for my health which is about Leave on Hell and the band and like it's when he's like going through throat cancer and everything. Great story about that is that this guy both a or is out of vermont does like he's like an independent artist. He's really good. He's old.
Speaker 2:He's used to be in a band with the guy that produced my album. Both they was like doing this is when leave on hell was having a bunch of problems with the irs, yeah, and so he's like I want the drums on this album to sound like fucking leave on, like in the band, yeah, and like he's like I want the drums on this album to sound like fucking Leave On like in the band and he's like, so on a whim, he just fucking gets in touch with Leave On Helm and he's like and then one night, like in a snowy night in Vermont, like Leave On Helm pulls a fucking hatchback up to my fucking house and unloads his fucking drums.
Speaker 2:Name of the fucking album is my favorite name of any album ever because he's like he had to pay Leave on home, like say 12 grand, to play the drums On the album. So the name of the Fucking album Is Spend it All, because it was like All the money he had left To spend it all. It's fucking great, though that's a great Music documentary. I could watch Music documentaries Like just one after the other.
Speaker 4:Any type of genre.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like Rap, anything Like yeah, I like it all.
Speaker 5:Like Amy Winehouse, the Amy documentary is great. Yeah, her story is fucking wild. Brilliant song.
Speaker 4:Did you guys, did you ever watch the I don't know, was it on Paramount or whatever the Wu-Tang one you ever see that? Yes, I've seen it.
Speaker 5:Yes great, I saw it and I didn't actually watch it yeah. The one about Dr Dre, about, uh, dr dre and uh, what's his name? Oh, kings or something, uh, yeah, whatever it was. Yeah, it was weird. It was like a weird duck. It was on like hbo, nine different art, like it was real. I don't even know what you would say the documentary was about, because they talked about like eminem. Then they talked, but it wasn't all rap, like it was just weird. I didn't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, because that producer I can't remember his name right now, but he produced all the Tom Petty albums- yeah like it was just.
Speaker 5:I guess it was on him. I guess, yeah, yeah, kind of Jimmy.
Speaker 2:Iovine, jimmy Iovine. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 4:I'm definitely losing track right now and I'm gonna lose points here. But the dude that did a lot of Jay-Z songs yeah, White guy beard.
Speaker 1:Rick Rubin Rick.
Speaker 4:Rubin.
Speaker 5:He has a great quote.
Speaker 4:He's fucking so talented and you'd never expect it. Obviously, looking at him, he doesn't play an instrument.
Speaker 5:He just goes in and just.
Speaker 3:Here it comes.
Speaker 4:Here we go.
Speaker 2:Here we go. Brennan Hates him. No, I don't hate him and I think he's. I think he's. I think he is very talented. Obviously, he's produced some unbelievable albums. No, like he produced wildflowers Now, um, it's not like he wrote wildflowers. You know what I mean. Like like he. I think he's a good producer, but like I don't think. Like I think it's like uh he's a very smart producer.
Speaker 2:He like gets in for an album that is like perfect place, perfect time. He can. He's really good at identifying that, like the Johnny cash uh sessions that he did with him.
Speaker 4:So a guy that's doing that and then going straight to Jay-Z, that guy's unbelievable no.
Speaker 3:I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that he knew the turn of the tides. I think, he's very good at seeing what's about to be the right, what's going to be hot, what's going to be. I'm not taking anything away from Rick Rubin.
Speaker 4:What I'm saying is like all right, so he does that, and then he does like 99 problems, like he did that entire fucking beat, which is nuts yeah, yeah, I mean, he was beastie boys originally.
Speaker 5:He says he only works with guys on the come up like, and then he'll get away like so where the fuck is he you right now? Yeah, I don't know what rick rubin, I'll take his advice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, ruben, I guess rick, you listen, I'm like fuck for room.
Speaker 5:He's kind of like that bill bird, uh bit about steve jobs and apple, like where it's like Steve Jobs is considered some genius, he's not welding the Apple. He was just like I want music in that iPod. Like you know, get on it. And some guys had to figure out how to do it. You know what I mean. It's kind of similar. Fair enough, but he has a great quote about how he's talking about the media and he's like everything's fake except for professional wrestling.
Speaker 5:Because professional wrestling knows it's fake, it's so funny that you just brought this up.
Speaker 4:Right before I came here there was an interview. I love professional wrestling.
Speaker 2:I love it. There was an interview, well, talk about it.
Speaker 5:You dressed up as a professional wrestler.
Speaker 2:I dressed up as Goldust.
Speaker 5:And went to the WWE.
Speaker 4:And Chris Benoit was like it's not fake.
Speaker 5:He goes.
Speaker 4:It's predetermined. What am I? Am I faking my fucking, throwing my body in the ring? No, he goes. No, we're professional stuntmen. I'm all in. It's nothing different than when women watch soap operas.
Speaker 3:So Savannah Bananas is similar to WWE right Now. We were at Fenway. Wait, that's not a real game. They play a real game. I don't think it's predetermined. I think Savannah Bananas win a lot of them, but I think they are stacked with the most talented guys. Gold Trolls versus the Generals. But and they have dude they have other teams. It's a fake league that they play in.
Speaker 4:They have the firefighters, they have the potty animals.
Speaker 3:And dude, honestly, it's entertaining, right? They're real athletes. So, like Chris Benoit fucking Roddy Roddy Piper, they're all fucking guys that are taking these falls, picking people up and throwing them over the ring and whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Two dudes hit the ball out of fenway yeah, legit, yeah, like someone pitched a 85 mile an hour fastball. And two one dude hit it over the monster, yeah one dude like hooked it around pesky's ball. Well, you can't you can't.
Speaker 5:You can't fake that right, you can't fake baseball especially.
Speaker 3:And then there, then there's this dude, robert Anthony Cruz, who looks like you. Yeah, okay, mustache, he's got a little bit of a flow like a hockey head, hey nothing up than handsome, fellow Handsome guy.
Speaker 4:There's no idea what he looks like. By the way, he looks like Joey Pogba. That's what I'm saying. He's a good-looking guy. He stands out.
Speaker 3:He plays left field for the bananas and when a pup fly gets hit out to him Behind his back, no, sets it up, he's a righty. So glove in the left hand, oh, catches the ball. And as he's catching the ball, Backflips, backflips.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I saw that at the gym Because they play it on the teller. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 3:So he literally tracks the ball, sets it up and then, as the ball is about to hit his glove, he goes like this and fucking backflips and catches the ball. It's unbelievable. I told my dad to watch it.
Speaker 5:I was like I would pay for this dude, it's good.
Speaker 2:It is. Every game is on.
Speaker 3:YouTube. Espn picked him up, so if you pay for ESPN Plus, you can watch every Savannah Banana game.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't want to do it more than once. I don't want to watch it one time.
Speaker 3:Dude, bring the kids yeah of course, but you've got to enter a lottery, yeah, and you've got to get picked.
Speaker 4:It's like the Masters.
Speaker 3:My neighbor has season tickets for the Red Sox. That's the only people besides you.
Speaker 4:That went is another hockey family. And they were there and I go, you motherfuckers, I go, yes.
Speaker 3:We stick together.
Speaker 4:You guys are sticking up four or six seats to watch this fucking game and she goes. Well, jackson's playing fucking baseball this year. I go. He's just there to fucking run the bases.
Speaker 3:You don't know the difference. Do TikTok dances on the mound? Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2:I get the name of the next Joey Bowles album. What is it? Pure Life Water, yeah, hell yeah. See that, danny.
Speaker 4:If it was Crystal Geyser, we would. That's the one you got a problem with right.
Speaker 3:It should be called Crystal.
Speaker 4:Geyser no.
Speaker 2:Crystal Geyser, did I tell you this story the other day? I haven't told you this yet. So Maggie goes to pick up Tess out of your camp. She's like in some random like fucking I don't know gas station. She's like I think I just saw fucking Darcy, but she was on the phone and I'm like, well, I mean, I think Darcy's a pretty recognizable person. She looks like fucking.
Speaker 4:Donnie Danny Bottaducci.
Speaker 2:Darcy says he Danny Bonaduce. Dossie says I think I saw Maggie. I'm like yeah, it was accurate. We find each other different places in life. How do you feel about this? I gotta ask you a question.
Speaker 4:We just talked about that water. Remember your question what's your thoughts on? Do you have bad water and good water? I can't taste the difference between tap water and Poland Sprint fair enough, I just can't do the difference between tap water and Poland Sprint.
Speaker 5:Can't None. All right, fair enough.
Speaker 4:I just can't, do you think?
Speaker 5:that's based on the temperature.
Speaker 4:Crystal Guys is terrible Crystal.
Speaker 1:Guys Crystal.
Speaker 2:Guys, crystal Guys.
Speaker 5:Oh, I don't like Dasani, but I think the reason I don't like Dasani is that the bottle is the plastic is too thick.
Speaker 1:On the Das soda bottle.
Speaker 5:You know what I mean? Yeah, it is. I agree, like I think a water bottle should be a thinner plastic. Yes, and a little cap.
Speaker 4:Yeah, same with turtles.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So here's how I rate, like where I think if I think an artist is like really the top level of like fucking of, of, like, say, rock, rap, whatever, if you can still write great stuff after you got the money, yeah, because so many people get the money and then they're just like just putting out garbage because you lose your motivation, right, it's like. It's like, uh, look, it's when you got nothing and when things are a little down, it's not as hard as you think to write stuff that's kind of like will touch a lot of people. Yeah, right, that's why I always say about Springsteen to still be able to put out stuff that people resonate with when you got all the money in the fucking business. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5:I think that's very difficult to do well, I was in a bad spot when I was writing the fucking I actually just think about this today when I was thinking about writing another album. Like things are going really well right now, yeah, like they just are like genuinely like I just be. I don't think I've said body fat. I don't think I've said that, yeah, in like 10 years I'm like just going really well and I'm like I don't know what I would write a song about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Like I genuinely you need drama.
Speaker 5:Yeah, like I need. I need to relapse. Really, I just needed to get back into the swing of things, but I literally had that thought today.
Speaker 3:I'm like I don't know able to write something that biting now sure you know, every time you think about a relapse, think about eminem's relapse yeah, his, yeah, just be like nah, it's not worth it, just do a bunch of because, like when he did the eminem show, which I think is my favorite album, like top five favorite album of all time like he like he got through the drug shift but then he had to deal with, like he had.
Speaker 5:He was dealing with so much shit, yeah, family media, family media, the congress was coming down on him, so he had the inspiration from that, you know, and then by the end of eminem show, like he kind of got through the controversy and there wasn't really much to really write about so that's why I think it's easier to pull it off if you're in, like, say, folk or rock music, because in that genre it's way more normal and acceptable to like embody somebody else, right?
Speaker 2:So like, take like Youngstown by Springsteen, where it's about like Well, springsteen's just a fake warehouse worker.
Speaker 1:Exactly. Yeah, it's just what he is.
Speaker 2:It's like nobody I forget who said it, but it setup is like nobody who's never worked 40 hours at a hard labor job in their life has ever been able to sing about working 40 hours a hard labor like better than springsteen, but that's not normal within like rap, you know I mean like you gotta practice what you preach.
Speaker 5:Exactly that's why some of you guys die early. Because it's like oh, you gotta you know. Yeah, it's tough, because it's so on, like because there's almost like um, a disconnect with rock music. You can kind of say you're doing stuff and not do it. It's just you, it's singular. If you're doing it with a band, there's like four guys in the band. Somebody in the band could be going through this, but if it's you, the rapper, it's just you.
Speaker 2:It's an interesting Problem for a rapper, Real quick. Do you remember when Phase One went through this at one point? Phase One definitely went through this. Yeah, it's an interesting problem for a rapper, Real quick. Do you remember when Phase One went through this at one point?
Speaker 4:Phase One definitely went through this. Do you remember when Eminem was on the interview for the Michigan, south Carolina game? Yeah, and his face was fucking gone. Supposedly, according to his sober date, he was sober that day. I'm calling bullshit. That was the same day.
Speaker 1:Was that the one where he was looking into the crowd? Yeah, yeah, oh, I think he was fucking around.
Speaker 4:I think he was fucking around yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:That was when Jadavion Clowney, the play before South Carolina, got fucked and he absolutely murdered the kid. The next play he ended up being the number one pick overall. So I need to call Eminem directly. So if you can make that happen, that'd be great yeah sure you got it.
Speaker 2:And tune him out. I got a quick funny story Got into friends from way back in the day for Cornwall. I've kind of found out why he was asking me this. The other day he texted me and he's like hey, do you ever connect to Portnoy? And I'm like my, my, my, my, my, my my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my my, my, my, my.
Speaker 3:They gave him a shirt and all this stuff, so they were trying to get him to I don't know cross post or whatever they were trying to do.
Speaker 2:But I was like he's like how's your connection to like port? And I'm like not wonderful, I'm like actually. I know a guy, joey boats, who he enjoyed quite a lot so maybe I could.
Speaker 5:I got an answer though.
Speaker 3:So for the patreon people listening subscribing danny did this whole show in his bathing suit, half t-shirt wet. Danny had just done a dive in his socks. You had socks on, no, no, no it looked like you had white socks.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's my white ass feet. I gotta be honest with you. It's not easy being the whitest person ever and then having a little bit of a tan coming in. No, not that, but then, like, the entire rest of your family is fucking brown.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:So I gotta tell this. So when we first showed up to this house today, I went into the wrong yard.
Speaker 3:To go to the Italians.
Speaker 4:Bro, no, not here, no, no, no. The pool pot to grow the Italians, bro, no, not here, no, no, no the pool pot.
Speaker 4:I mean, I know I am here, so we're in Danvish, bro, and it's. It is a beautiful, beautiful area, like it's basically a gated community. And I got the address whatever, I'm not going to say it, right. But I saw a big ass house that was sent to me and I was the address, whatever, I'm not going to say it right, but I saw a big-ass house that was sent to me and I was like, oh, this is it. So I, my entire family is with me, except my oldest daughter. Everyone else is there, right. And I was like, call, call Brennan, call your boy. So I hear him on speakerphone. He goes hey, go to the right of the house, open the gate, we're inside. So we open the gate, go inside. There's a big-ass pool, big yard, and there's not a soul in there, right. So I'm like we're waiting, waiting. All of a sudden I'm like something ain't right here, bro, like I felt, like I was Keemer in season one.
Speaker 3:Like something ain't right here. Did she get shot?
Speaker 4:You know what I'm saying? The wire Does it feel right to you? The fucking dog stopped barking like crazy and I'm like Brandon, grab this shit. He's like what's up? I'm like grab everything. We're not in the right yard, bro, so we leave right across the street. The house looks pretty similar, but three times the stock. The house I was in today was the biggest house I've ever been in. So we go in the backyard, we go across the street, see them. They're like where were you guys? We're out here. We're like I don't know what happened. You know. We get in there like we were just in that person's backyard. They introduce us to the people that own it. I'm like, hey, do you guys know that? People across the street? Oh Like hey, do you guys know that people across the street.
Speaker 4:Oh great people I go. Can you please tell them to not call the cops when they see that ring camera? I'm like they're going to see a whole bunch of brown people in a place that don't really have brown people, and I'd appreciate it if they don't call the cops. So we were in there like no, don't worry about it. We went into this house today Boys, full indoor basketball court what Full Indoor basketball court. What Inside the house, what Jesus Jacuzzi Movie theater? And now I sent this to Different.
Speaker 5:That's money, rick Rubin.
Speaker 4:I sent this to the boys and Al, who's listening, knows the motherfucker. Oh really. Oh yeah, she's like You're at so and so's house and I'm like, hey, is this so andso's house? And I'm like, hey, is this so-and-so's house? She goes, yeah, that's my brother-in-law. I'm like how did you know that? And I was like I know a guy.
Speaker 4:You know, this house was fucking insane yeah insane dude that's money I went only in the backyard for the first hour and a half and then she gave a tour to other people and I was talking to my buddy, lucas, and he was like yo go in there right now she's giving a tour. I walked into the kitchen. It was mtv cribs, bro it was insane. Went downstairs, saw everything like it was full bocce court, you name it, they had it yeah you name it.
Speaker 4:They had it to the point where, like I, have to meet these people in person so we can do like a live podcast. They weren't there, they weren't even there they were at that beach house. That's wild, jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:Oh, that was my house. That's why I was on the last podcast where I saw the guy that his kids are Tommy's age and like he's a good dude and he like he's a throw. So the first time I saw him was walking to school. My kids went to his right there so I see him and I used to think they were his grandkids. He's an older guy, cranks butts, which I like. I'm like.
Speaker 4:I like this type of person, people that still smoke cigarettes. Yeah, like he's a throwback. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:But he drove a Porsche Cayenne. I'm like motherfucker. So I met him one time and I Adam at his house for birthday party kids. He's got a sick house like a Melrose pool in the back and he's fucking cranking Bob Rose at now. This is Melrose, right, new Melrose. Like people don't fucking smoke in public, this guy's just smoking in front of everybody. I'm like I like this, right, I saw I ran with the patches and he's like. He's like. I'm like, oh, are you guys going away this summer? Well, he's like. Well, he's with the house up at Seabrook, you know. And I'm like. I'm like, oh, sick, nice. So my guy, he's like. He's like, well, he's up there.
Speaker 2:I'm like we never going there, like, and I don't like to go to other people's houses anyways, unless, like I really know you, yeah, and even then I don't really love it. You know, I mean, yeah, yeah, like it has to be like one of you guys, I would be comfortable there, but like no, you know, I'm not gonna show up at your fucking beach house right so then I go, this is instinctual, like I'm like so I'm like now I get my fucking ham, my fucking american.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'm like all right. I'm like hey, if I don't see, you have a great summer.
Speaker 3:And, like I just walk, away.
Speaker 2:I'm like I didn't think about the time. Maggie's like that's the most dismissive thing you could say to somebody who just invited you to their house. I'm like. I'm like he shouldn't have said that though Like like I'm never coming there a fake invite that guy definitely doesn't even want you to go.
Speaker 5:No, imagine if I was like oh yeah.
Speaker 2:What day.
Speaker 3:Here's my number, and he reads a 555 number.
Speaker 2:One time with the kids we were younger we went to and these are good people the original Charlestown, but they have a house up in Vermont and I was like we went and I'm like this is the top 10, most miserable fucking weekend of my life. I'm like when can I get up and piss? Like am I going to run into somebody in the fucking hallway? I'm like I don't need this. You know what I mean. Like my anxiety is on a 12 right now. You know what I mean. So like don't invite me anyplace, like ever, you know. I mean like I just I hate that you know what I mean funny.
Speaker 5:So I was thinking about when uh danny was talking about going into the wrong house. Dude, I fucking. When I was like younger, I decided like one summer I was like I'm gonna start a landscaping business. So my first client was a guy I knew at the gym. He was like his daughter I went to school with. And he's like so I go to the house, I scope it out. I'm like it's gonna be like this amount of money, whatever. It's one of those like really nice neighborhoods where all like the colonials all the same, whatever. So you know where this is going. But the guy's like, all right. So yeah, come in on monday. He's like there's gonna be a golden retriever, there's gonna be mulch in the driveway, like made all this stuff. So I'm like, all right.
Speaker 5:So I go to the guy's house. I work the whole day, like eight hours in the front, we did the whole thing. He calls me up that night and he's like hey, uh, joe, I thought you were coming by today. I was like. I was like, yeah, it was like no, I came by, I worked the whole day. And he's like, okay, all right, well, I'll see you tomorrow. I go, yeah sure, go tomorrow. He calls me up again. He's like did you come by today? I'm like, yeah, dude, I came by the third day. I'd spend another eight hours doing the whole back, most the the whole fucking thing. And he calls me up again.
Speaker 5:I'm like this guy's a fucking piece of shit. I'm like, yeah, dude, I did the whole thing. What are you talking about? And he's like are you sure you're at the right house? And I found out, dude, all the houses look the same. The house right before his golden retriever mulch in the driveway, fucking maid. So I just mulched and did this whole other guy's fucking house for the free. And the maid came out at one point. He's like are you supposed to be?
Speaker 1:with the company. I was like no, I mean, this is like this guy's a fucking piece of shit.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I just did and then he worked out a deal where the other people paid me and then the other people did his house. But it was very funny. And, speaking of some other melrose, like you talk about old-fashioned guys when I left the podcast here here last time, I went into Dunkin' and I overheard two guys talking about the Red Sox. It was old-timer, it was smoking a cig. It was just like they've never been the same since they traded Babe Ruth. I was like what I thought? I texted you guys. I was like what a weird thing to say, dude, you know what one of the best.
Speaker 2:One of the best things I've ever seen was Not the funeral, but we were at a funeral Needham and my wife's from Needham and so we're like sitting in the car Beforehand, like outside of a 7-Eleven, and I'm like listen to sports radio. This is how long ago I don't know when the last time I listened to sports radio was. Danny Ainge is on with Todd R Rich and I look over the car next to me and Danny Ainge is in the car doing the interview oh really. So I'm like. So, maggie's like, are you going to go in and get the fucking drinks? I'm like not, until Danny Ainge gets out of this car. So I didn't even want to approach him, I just wanted to fucking be in there. So like, I'm in there so I see him get out of the car.
Speaker 2:I go in just to get my drinks or whatever, and I'm cashing out and he's behind me and this old dude's in there just got his Herald. It's gotta be like 78. And he's like, as I'm walking out, he just looks at Danny and he goes Danny, age, danny. He's like, hey, how you doing. He goes. You guys never should have traded Rondo. That was a monster mistake.
Speaker 4:And he's just staring at him Right Boston 101, bro I love it.
Speaker 2:He goes. I know, I mean, listen, you got to make difficult decisions. He goes. That was a wrong decision. That was a wrong decision and I'm like I fucking love this area of the country. It's like other places. People are like, oh my God, there he is. This guy's like got his health.
Speaker 3:He's like I've been waiting to fucking.
Speaker 5:I got a bone to pick from this guy. Look, yeah, but the Celtics have the best front office in professional sports for the last 10 years.
Speaker 2:They haven't made a mistake. No shit, this guy's just like fuck this guy.
Speaker 4:So yesterday my son had this fucking. We're not even going to touch this subject, but we were in Connecticut for an all-star game for football and it's Manchester, connecticut.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 4:You hear that. To me, the word I'm like nice area. It's Manchester, connecticut. Yeah, you hear that To me, the word I'm like nice area. It's not right, it's the fucking hood, right. So we walk in and, uh, I am, without a doubt, in this area where I'm talking about I am the only white guy there and this lady couldn't have been nice. She goes how you doing, not from around here? Huh, and I go, what gave that away? I should have said like I was around from the, you know around the corner or whatever. She goes, you from Boston. I'm like, yeah, she goes, all right, $15. I go no, I'm a coach. She goes oh, you got to go to the other side. So I go to the other side. Same fucking thing, dude, not from around here huh, what gave that away, dude?
Speaker 3:They're like $20. $25.
Speaker 5:Did you already talk to the other one?
Speaker 4:I'll tell you what, though when you go into those areas that are not the best, best food ever, Best concession stands, someone's calling you sweetie every fucking time you get a water. Sign me up.
Speaker 2:White people don't know food. White people are the worst dude. I'm saying that all day long.
Speaker 5:Except for Italians. Yeah, but Italians are. I can't wait until they're on Bad Brain. I know It'll be fun if I ever make that. There's no way I'm getting on Bad Brain.
Speaker 1:I guarantee you'll be. He said he would.
Speaker 2:You will be. Well, no, because they do it during the week, because you work.
Speaker 5:Saturdays and Sundays. They do it during the week. Oh, they do it during the week. Yeah, daytime, oh, in the morning.
Speaker 1:Yeah, usually in the morning.
Speaker 5:Oh, then okay, how did they hit?
Speaker 4:it off boys. Al and Joe Al's fucking funny as shit. Al's the biggest fucking Dick suck. I hate his guts.
Speaker 5:He was very fucking funny. He's so funny.
Speaker 2:I like how he has just like a network.
Speaker 5:His whole family's just on social.
Speaker 3:It's very funny.
Speaker 4:I wish we could've done 18 and I wish we could've had a 5 If we could've just 18 and I wish we could have had a 5-1. If we could have just 18 with 5-2, it would have been very funny. I had FOMO, bro. I had FOMO.
Speaker 2:Alright, if you had been like, say you were down in Connecticut for the whole weekend. This podcast doesn't happen, probably tonight, because we would have played 18.
Speaker 3:We would have played 18.
Speaker 2:Maybe we would have mailed in like an hour.
Speaker 4:The best part is when I showed up today. Maggie goes, danny, I don't think the boys are back. I already got the green light.
Speaker 2:Maggie, I already told her. I'm like, hey, he's coming to her.
Speaker 4:You ever see the gif of fucking whatever, whatever, fuck off. You said it.
Speaker 3:I got a three zing right now I'm. You said it.
Speaker 4:I got a three zen.
Speaker 1:right now I'm fucking feeling no pain. We're talking about the 20 zen, all right.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, oh yeah, the 50s.
Speaker 4:Oh, by the way, Nick Ragucci just told me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he gives the 50s.
Speaker 4:He just texted me right now, so I'm not a zen guy. This is my second three. I'm feeling no pain right now. Oh yeah, so I'm not a Zen guy.
Speaker 5:This is my second three. I'm feeling no pain right now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I gave him he goes.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, these ones aren't bad.
Speaker 4:He goes. I have two 11s in right now. He goes Brendan's in for a world full of hurt.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you right now, I'm in for it. He gave I think he gave Al a 50. Is that who gave him the 50? I think so. Yeah, and he was like.
Speaker 3:I told this story.
Speaker 2:I was like I'm like, oh yeah, no big deal. He's like I went looking at a bitch. He's like I went right in the bathroom and fucking dumped him.
Speaker 5:I don't think a 50 is even a real thing. You've had it in for like an hour and a half.
Speaker 4:Oh, second one.
Speaker 5:Let's go. Dude, if I have like a six, I'm like a little like you know, a is that? That doesn't seem real. He gets them from like.
Speaker 4:Switzerland. I don't think it's a fit. I'm going to look Sweden.
Speaker 3:I got a 17.
Speaker 2:You can get them. There's 50s, but right now three. I forgot.
Speaker 4:I couldn't even finish my sentence right now, so that's fine.
Speaker 2:I went to a cornhole like thing, like a big whatever. It was like a nationals thing in Albany one night, one day and day, and I'm like through the Cornhole podcast I was known as like I'll drink anything, I'll take anything. That's what I always say. Kid gives me an edible. He's like yo, he's like I got an edible. I'm like I'm like, yeah, give me that shit, like fucking swallow it down. I'm like I'll fucking immediately running it. And I'm like I'm like, so all of a sudden, I'm like dude, I'm in like outer space. I thought I was like kind, kind of quiet today, dude, I was like whoa, and I like ask him like, hey, I'm like dude, is that like a 10? And he's like he's like, oh, dude, he's like I'm a distal, he's like that's a 50.
Speaker 5:And I'm like I was high for like a week dude Like's what I was talking about, Pablo.
Speaker 4:Escobar, remember when he's done Like the swing by himself.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:That's.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Alright, joey Boats. Thank you very much. Thank you Very good Patreon Excellent.
Speaker 3:Almost an hour.
Speaker 5:Almost an hour, yeah, I gotta grab some food I haven't eaten.
Speaker 4:What are you gonna get Three way? I don't know.
Speaker 5:No. I'm thinking like what's?
Speaker 2:good around here Popeye Roast beef. The problem is there's nothing good like because you're going to get on Route 1.
Speaker 1:There's nothing good on that side of the boat.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Will I get on Route 51?.
Speaker 5:No, no, route 1. Route 1. That's like on the auto mile.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Route 1's the one with all Like everything right, yeah, but you but the way you get on, you miss it all.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah, the orange dinosaur.
Speaker 5:You just miss it. What's an orange dinosaur? What?
Speaker 2:It's so short yeah.
Speaker 5:What is the orange dinosaur?
Speaker 2:That's a statement. It used to be for the old, like mini golf place that was right over here, but now it's like a condo, it's literally like it's still there, because it's like a.
Speaker 4:National Treasure.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Just like the cactus that hilltop.
Speaker 1:They just leave it up there. I gotta find my pig.
Speaker 5:I was saying National Treasure Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 1:You ever seen the pig movie?
Speaker 5:It was like I need to find my pig. Pig. No, it's called Pig, it's Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 4:Was that you, Nicolas Cage?
Speaker 5:Yeah, steals his pig.
Speaker 4:I need to find my pig, give me Connor and Nicolas Cage right now.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 4:I can't do a Nicolas.
Speaker 1:Cage. I thought you would do it. No, I was doing that. That's the only thing I can do. I need to find my pig. Do snakes on a plane Snakes on a plane. It feels kind of crazy.
Speaker 2:You have Trump and it's like all you need because it's like no give me the Gruden.
Speaker 4:We haven't heard the Gruden today.
Speaker 5:We got a guy right here.
Speaker 1:Nine. We're going to look at number 52 coming out of lights Left side of your screen, man.
Speaker 5:He's going to read this play. Make a play on this football man.
Speaker 1:Clay Matthews, number 52, man, I haven't done that in a while it's unbelievable.
Speaker 4:With all due respect to you, Trump, you're Gruden.
Speaker 3:Gruden's spot on, the only one.
Speaker 2:I feel like I could do. That's real good right now is the autistic guy from Love on the Spectrum.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's very good.
Speaker 2:My parents always bought Weber Grills. I love Weber Grills.
Speaker 1:Must I write you a poem?
Speaker 5:That guy's great. That's Connor. You started out with James, but you went to.
Speaker 3:Connor, it's a good show. It's a feel-good show.
Speaker 1:It's the first of her name, yes.
Speaker 3:That's Connor. You guys are bad bro. Wait, what's the one with the balls? That's James. James, guys are bad bro. Wait, what's the one that? What's the bowl of that guys?
Speaker 5:That's James. You guys are making it up.
Speaker 2:He's like I think it's very hard for me to think of things like this, because my parents will often ask me to make my own lunch. I don't like it when they do that.
Speaker 1:You have a particular smell.
Speaker 2:Yes, I like your smell. The only good impression I can do is an autistic guy on a show that nobody watches, so he's a great.
Speaker 3:He's a great follow on Instagram.
Speaker 2:I'm like a Dale J Lewis of autistic actors. You know what I mean Basically.
Speaker 1:Well, let me. This is my son, DW. You just had a blood. I drink your milk. I drink it up. Yes, I drink your milk. Yes, Milk 2% is my particular favorite. I find full to be too much for me. Yeah, I would have too much milk as a kid.
Speaker 4:yes, Dude real quick I thought you were Sean Connery real quick. Yeah, it gets mixed in If you watch the show.
Speaker 3:Is that good? It's spot on. It is a spot on for James Jones. It's fucking unbelievable.
Speaker 2:I don't like milk too much. My parents used to make me drink it.
Speaker 1:I don't like when you call them adult beverages, because that would insinuate that children can't drink them.
Speaker 4:No, by the way.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you what you know why you pay for the Patreon. So you can see me and Joey both do autistic things. I wish we had the clip of that. There's nothing better.
Speaker 4:Shout out to my fucking hot hat because I got that fucking autistic sticker. There you go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there you go. Yes, Thanks for listening to the podcast. We'll be back next week, tune in next week or something like that All right.