Happy Hour Special! #4 - All Rael'd Up

Episode 20 and you know what that means!? Another guest! We are joined by Tim from our very own Geckos Media and Geckos & Grottos podcast . He brought an actual power point presentation so we highly recommend watching this episode on our YouTube page. Anyways, welcome to Raelism!

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[00:00:00] Allie: Action. . Welcome back buddy. Welcome back to Conspiracy. Happy Hour. I'm Allie Pew. Pew. That's what you're supposed to say. I'm Dan. That 
[00:00:11] Dann: was my name. . Okay. In Alien. Change 
[00:00:14] Tim: your name. I see. Spoiler 
[00:00:15] Allie: alert. . Anyways, and I am Dan at my coffee, and if you haven't done the math, every five episodes we do a guest episode.
[00:00:24] Allie: So yes, it is Cat, but in the way here is the guest. No, it is 
[00:00:31] Dann: Piper's big 
[00:00:31] Allie: into conspiracies. I mean, she hasn't left your side since we've started, so, but we have a guest. We have an actual guest and it's a guest that we've talked about on this show multiple times because he lives in the same house as me.
[00:00:44] Allie: Yes, everybody Welcome Tim. Are you gonna let him in or am I gonna, there he is. 
[00:00:51] Dann: He can let himself in cause he's the admin 
[00:00:53] Allie: he is very excited. As you can see, he made his own tin foil 
[00:00:56] Tim: hat. Greetings humans. Yay. Okay. Happy hour. [00:01:00] Special feature 
[00:01:00] Allie: too. . Wait, happy Respect to number three. This is not number three.
[00:01:05] Tim: Woo. Goodbye. Number four isn't, I'm like the third. Oops. Being an alien is, I can mess with the time. Put the timeline. I'll just go back and insert one song. Well, sale's 
[00:01:18] Dann: supposed to be a guest for 
[00:01:19] Tim: so many episodes. All of them. 
[00:01:20] Allie: Yeah, . And then he backs out last minute cuz he gets 
[00:01:23] Tim: nervous every time I had to find the right topic and I couldn't find the right topic.
[00:01:27] Tim: So I combined all of my theories together into one super theory. 
[00:01:31] Allie: Wait, it's not the, let's give a little, can I give a little spoiler? He was downstairs last night for I don't know how long, because we told him look for like visuals, like have visuals ready. And he took that we, we meant it in the sense of here's a pictures on Google to show and he took it as, I'm going to create a PowerPoint.
[00:01:54] Allie: So . So when he 
[00:01:57] Tim: says visual, I respect the hustle. Whoops. , [00:02:00] I understood the assignment, . 
[00:02:03] Allie: So he's like, I don't know. He said to me today, he's like, how short is too short? I said, whatever, because we can make it work. We're good at bullshitting. He's like, well, there's about 32 pages or something crazy like that.
[00:02:13] Allie: I was like, God might be here for like three episodes. So we'll cut 
[00:02:17] Tim: out all of those pages. ? Yes. My goal is to make you a believer at the end. . Okay. 
[00:02:23] Allie: I think the more and more that he talks about this one researches it. Mm-hmm. the more he's a believer. Mm-hmm. . So 
[00:02:29] Tim: At this point I'm starting to really, really consider myself.
[00:02:32] Tim: I might be an alien actually. I might not be, I might not be one. I'd 
[00:02:36] Allie: be curious to hear this conspiracy then, because 
[00:02:39] Tim: Me too. We live among you, 
[00:02:44] Allie: but let's get as long as I get a cool hat. I mean, I'm sure you've got plenty of tinfoil in your pantry right now. I do. I just ordered a new box. So , he literally, he took one of his, like Carhartt hats and put it on his head and then tried to use it to like, make the [00:03:00] circumference of the tinfoil hat.
[00:03:01] Allie: He's upstairs. I'm like, sheet after sheet getting ripped off of the bowl. I'm like, all right, let's slow down a little bit. It's the commitment. I love it. 
[00:03:10] Tim: Right? Yeah. Straight up. $3,000 in aluminum foil. Later. I have my hat. 
[00:03:15] Allie: Yeah, I mean, probably, we already talked 
[00:03:17] Dann: about bright eggs. I know. A fun fact about aluminum foil, which could be a conspiracy.
[00:03:24] Tim: Ooh, are you ready? Mm-hmm. . Yeah, PCHA. 
[00:03:26] Dann: Which side are you supposed to cook on? The shiny or the dole side? 
[00:03:32] Allie: The, I would say the shiny side 
[00:03:35] Tim: because I too say the shiny side. 
[00:03:38] Dann: Well, it doesn't matter. 
[00:03:42] Tim: too so much the shiny Cause I really don't pay attention. Trick question. They're both shiny. David hold holding shiny this whole 
[00:03:49] Dann: time.
[00:03:51] Dann: It's, it's a trick question because it's one sh one side is dull and one side is shiny because the shiny side, it hits the roller. [00:04:00] So it gets polished. That's why. Oh, 
[00:04:01] Tim: that's why it's shiny. It actually has nothing to to do with cooking. 
[00:04:04] Allie: Did you ever see that show? What was it? Unwrapped on like Food Network.
[00:04:08] Dann: Oh, I thought you were gonna say how it's made. I'm gonna say 
[00:04:10] Tim: yes. . 
[00:04:11] Allie: No, God. My, my dad was the biggest fan of that show. We used to watch. 
[00:04:15] Tim: I watch how they make ball bearings all day long. . 
[00:04:18] Allie: But can I just say that they have to find another host because the host is just so monotone throughout the whole show. I, the music that plays in the background was just like, oh my God.
[00:04:29] Allie: My mom's always like, can you just put something else on 
[00:04:32] Dann: this? What? What a what a job. The same guy doing the same thing for like years and he is never gonna run out of stuff. . 
[00:04:39] Allie: Yeah. Right. But it's literally everything. But like, have you ever seen the show Unwrapped also on Food Network? Oh, I have seen that one.
[00:04:45] Allie: Literally the same thing. Just different food. Oh, I know you're not a food network person. . Honestly, I haven't watched it in forever either. Cause we don't have cable anymore. 
[00:04:53] Dann: Mm-hmm. Same. But I used to watch that all the time. That And Good Eats were like my 
[00:04:56] Allie: favorite one. Oh, but the Alton, Alton Brown.
[00:04:58] Allie: Mm-hmm. or [00:05:00] what was the other one? The Garden Show. a garden. Yeah. . Poor barefoot Contessa. Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah. Oh, she was too cute. 
[00:05:09] Tim: Yeah. She's like, 
[00:05:11] Dann: but you can what, what does she always say? Oh, she's like, fresh, squeeze this, or like, fresh out the garden. This, she's like, or you gonna do store ball
[00:05:18] Tim: Yeah. 
[00:05:19] Allie: I have to. I know that. Like, I was gonna call her Paula Abul. Paula, my other favorite. Yeah, I can't remember her last name. Paula something. Paula? Dean. Dean. Thank you. I know she got canceled and all, but she really did have some good recipes. . 
[00:05:38] Dann: Yeah, because they were like a three sticks 
[00:05:40] Tim: of butter each
[00:05:42] Tim: That does not mean they weren't 
[00:05:43] Allie: good. 
[00:05:44] Dann: No, they tasted great. They were probably, they would kill you, but Yeah, probably. Well, we could talk about Food Network all night, 
[00:05:50] Tim: but Yeah, me too. and, but I'm like all I got one Food Network thing I can mention and I really, I really ended up on nothing. . I don't have a single, I don't have a [00:06:00] single one.
[00:06:00] Tim: It's, it's really nothing. My fun fact about Food Network is I've never seen it. 
[00:06:04] Allie: That's so sad. What about the Game Show Network? 
[00:06:06] Tim: Mm-hmm. Then I could talk to about a little 
[00:06:09] Allie: bit. Okay. I used to watch all of those shows. 
[00:06:12] Dann: $10,000 pyramid. 
[00:06:13] Tim: I just love that one growing up. Dog. My God. Dog. Eat dog. I don't know if it was on the, on the Game show Network.
[00:06:18] Tim: Yeah. But Dog Eat Dog was my favorite game show. I liked 
[00:06:22] Allie: Pressure, luck. . Mm-hmm. . That was a good one. I to watch that one. That was with the No Whammies. No whammies. Oh, okay. Yeah, 
[00:06:31] Dann: whammy definitely watched it. Didn't know what it was called. . 
[00:06:34] Allie: Well the new one is now just called like Whammy or something like that.
[00:06:38] Allie: But it was, they had to simplify it for everybody. Yeah. , 
[00:06:40] Tim: no whammy. What it, yeah, I 
[00:06:43] Dann: like $10,000 Pyramid or a hundred thousand dollars Pyramid and Match Game. But Match Game was a little, well he just kissed everyone on the lips to creep me out. 
[00:06:51] Allie: Yeah, I know. But when I was a kid I didn't really pay attention to it.
[00:06:54] Allie: It wasn't weird. It was just like, oh, that's what happens. Not until 
[00:06:57] Dann: I got older, cause we used to watch [00:07:00] game Show Network all the time in college. I dunno 
[00:07:01] Allie: Why Richard d What else did he do? He does a couple shows. He was like a big Did he ever do password? No, he didn't do password. 
[00:07:11] Dann: I don't remember. But he did a lot of the game shows back in the day.
[00:07:14] Dann: They should bring 
[00:07:14] Allie: those back. I know the old ones. Yeah. . I feel like they really did like well too. . 
[00:07:20] Tim: I, 
[00:07:20] Dann: I used, I really liked what was the one? Oh, Hollywood Squares. Did you ever watch that? 
[00:07:26] Allie: Oh, but that wasn't on Game Show Network, was it? No, it 
[00:07:28] Dann: wasn't Channel Channel. An old channel show. It was, it was like from the nineties.
[00:07:31] Allie: Yeah, it was like six. 
[00:07:32] Tim: Well, they had to like get That is super old now. We we are. I know, I know . 
[00:07:36] Dann: Yeah. But because they had all the people that had like, all the people from Sabrina on it, other people, 
[00:07:39] Allie: their tv, they had celebrities. Celebrities were like the boxes. Mm-hmm. . Mm-hmm. . That was a good show. Yeah.
[00:07:46] Allie: That was cool. What was the other I always watch not Wheel of Fortune. Jeopardy Price is Right. Oh, 
[00:07:54] Dann: price. The Wheel The other 
[00:07:55] Tim: way. Wheel 
[00:07:56] Allie: the way I went down, up to down. [00:08:00] Yeah. That was my I'm sick. I'm staying home from, 
[00:08:02] Tim: but Babe, but the best game show of all time was, was. Dare double dare. Like that was Peak 
[00:08:09] Allie: TVs Prime tv.
[00:08:10] Allie: That was Nickelodeon. That doesn't count. 
[00:08:13] Tim: It sure counts. . No, I was a kid. . I'd watch 'em now though to, to be honest, I'd watch it too. Pulling flags out of noses with boogers everywhere. . Woo. Shit. I'm 
[00:08:25] Allie: hitting my microphone. Can we still hear me? 
[00:08:27] Tim: I can. And I heard all that. I 
[00:08:29] Allie: heard
[00:08:33] Tim: Piper . 
[00:08:34] Allie: Well, oh, so Dan, let me tell you about our weekend. We had quite a weekend. Piper interested? Or is that you talking from She loves, she loves murder too, so. Okay. So we did, we went to where they have the Renaissance there. Mm-hmm. . It's just like this big fairground. And we did a murder mystery lunch with some of our friends.
[00:08:56] Allie: Now, this was different than the one that we've done before. [00:09:00] 
[00:09:00] Tim: I'd say. Not what I expected at all. 
[00:09:02] Allie: Not at all. They had a whole set going. I feel like I kind like just that a little bit. Okay. No, they had a whole set. They had like it was like a real theater production and, and you were like in the middle of it.
[00:09:14] Tim: That's cool. And 
[00:09:15] Dann: it was, is it, was it real like true dinner theater? Like, have you ever done dinner theater 
[00:09:19] Tim: before? No. It was, it was more like, like you're trapped on a boat and you're a part of this investigation. We 
solved 
[00:09:25] Allie: it though, like 100% correctly we're hundred percent correct. Caught on everything.
[00:09:31] Allie: So we're like all proud of ourselves. That's cool. That was a lot of fun. Yeah. It was so much fun. They had like, because they had it all set up, they had like, it looked like you were on like a cruise ship. Mm-hmm. or some sort of boat. They had like a room under the steps that was like the captain's room or something like that.
[00:09:48] Allie: So they had a whole bunch of books spread out. They had all of these little hidden chess all over and the clues everywhere, clues inside and people would find the clues and then they would announce the clue and [00:10:00] everything. It was just really cool the way they had to set up. I enjoyed it a lot. It's cool.
[00:10:03] Allie: Very So 
[00:10:04] Dann: you, well you actually like got 
[00:10:05] Tim: up and stuff. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You got up like those, like the, like the improvisation of those actors was just like impeccable. They were so, so I character, so good. Didn't break at. And the one reacted to every question perfectly. Yeah. 
[00:10:18] Allie: With like, somehow they kept the same accent going.
[00:10:21] Allie: They didn't break the accent. I would've been like switching from Southern to like English, to like true professional German . Yeah. You would've been like, okay, I think you're a little, unlike us, 
[00:10:31] Dann: we're trying to do an an English accent. It's southern . 
[00:10:35] Tim: No. Yeah. 
[00:10:36] Allie: I'm not good with that. 
[00:10:37] Tim: No, no. Something like it hit three or four accidents in one sentence,
[00:10:41] Tim: It's all, it's how talented I am. Mm-hmm. still. And 
then 
[00:10:45] Allie: we were at like near Hershey area, I guess. So there was like a chocolate place that we went to. Like a chocolate factory thing. Mm-hmm. . And then there was a park across the street from it, if I can find the pictures. But it was [00:11:00] so freaking cute. They had ducks everywhere and then they had those little machines along so you could like pull Shoot them.
[00:11:06] Allie: Yeah. Oh. . So you could like feed them. 
[00:11:10] Dann: Oh, cool. Oh, like the little 
[00:11:11] Tim: thi like suit almost sound 'em up before you shoot them. Yeah. 
[00:11:15] Allie: before you take them home. But like, I like had my hand out and the one just kept coming and eating off my hand. I was like, this is the coolest thing ever. . I was so excited feeding the ducks.
[00:11:23] Allie: Cute. But yeah, I What did you do over the weekend? Anything fun? I had a family party. That was it. Okay. That's it. Wasn't birthday party, anything, just because, 
[00:11:35] Dann: yeah. Whenever my sisters. Her birthday party. It was 
[00:11:38] Allie: George's birthday. Oh I forgot it was birthday party. It was birthday. 
[00:11:41] Dann: So it was just over there in this lying there.
[00:11:43] Dann: I did my grandmother's taxes. I was 
[00:11:45] Tim: very excited. . Right. . 
[00:11:47] Allie: I still have to get mine figured out cause I did rover and it like fucked everything all up. So 
[00:11:53] Dann: yeah, I did not do that. 
[00:11:55] Allie: well. Yeah, but I went hard last year and I made all this money and then I realized they didn't take [00:12:00] taxes from me. So now I owe money.
[00:12:01] Allie: I'm like son of a bitch less. Am I doing that? 
[00:12:03] Tim: Did not. Some say you've done well enough to earn the right to pay money. na. No. That's what the government would say. Yeah. I saw 
[00:12:10] Allie: a TikTok that says that we're not, my money 
[00:12:12] Dann: is supposed say. I saw a TikTok yesterday that said there was a woman literally saying that we're not obligated to pay taxes.
[00:12:18] Dann: I was like, tell me more. 
[00:12:20] Tim: That's that theory. Me too. . It 
[00:12:23] Dann: literally said, she was like, read one of the. One of the pieces of the, I don't even, I don't even know the 
[00:12:28] Tim: Constitution. It 
[00:12:29] Dann: was essentially the Constitution or the Bill of Rights. I forget. It's one of, you know, the official documents. And it literally said like, you don't owe the government anything or something.
[00:12:37] Dann: I would, I was like, I'm gonna look back on this later, but I unfortunately already did my taxes this year, . So, so I have a full year before I have to 
[00:12:45] Allie: get back to that. So we have our Mandela effect fact of the day. So this one, I don't have an image to show for like the first time ever, but well [00:13:00] the rest of mine never tried to anyway, let's put it that way.
[00:13:02] Allie: But this one is forest Gump Mandela Effect. So everybody knows this as 
[00:13:10] Tim: light. Wait first before you begin, have you ever seen Florist Gump? I 
[00:13:14] Allie: have. I don't , I don't watch movies. Everybody knows I have the shortest attention span. If it's not interesting within the first five seconds, I'm done. But so I mean, everybody's heard, everybody people talking, I mean, I know I've heard it.
[00:13:32] Allie: Life is like a box of chocolates. Mm-hmm. , apparently it's not what they've said this entire 
[00:13:38] Tim: time. Life is like a box of cocaine. I knew it . I knew I was right. All those years. n 
[00:13:44] Allie: no, 
[00:13:45] Dann: life is like a box of Tic-Tac. 
[00:13:49] Allie: No, it's actually life was like a box of chocolates. PEs, oh. I don't know. I can't tell you yes or no, but 
[00:13:57] Dann: I would've told, I would've said life is like, [00:14:00] yeah, because that's, and I've seen 
[00:14:01] Tim: the movie because speaking like life was, 
[00:14:04] Allie: well, everybody talks about it too, so Yeah.
[00:14:07] Allie: This piece of hair right here 
[00:14:08] Dann: is pretty, maybe it's his accent that's throwing him 
[00:14:10] Tim: off. But why would you ever say life was like kalo of chocolates? 
[00:14:13] Allie: Was he talking past tense, speak? Like was he talking, life used used to be so easy and now it sucks. Like what was the scene? Is that the takeaway? The 
[00:14:22] Tim: scene for me, takeaway of that phrase.
[00:14:24] Tim: Was he, I don't 
[00:14:25] Allie: know. I'm asking you what happened in that scene? Who was he talking to? What was he talking 
[00:14:28] Tim: about? He 
[00:14:29] Dann: was talking to someone on a bench. But was that, that was like the future, right? Like everything he did was in 
[00:14:34] Tim: the past in the movie. Correct. I think it was like, because Makes sense at the end sense.
[00:14:37] Tim: So it does actually make sense. life was lock a blocked truck. That makes sense. I guess it does hate it though. I rejected. I don't like it. . I You could write history though, as I said. This is a, mm-hmm. life is perception and you can make it whatever you want. Yeah, 
[00:14:52] Dann: sure. Well, good. Tell us how we can rewrite that and tell us how I don't have to pay my taxes.
[00:14:57] Tim: My God, you may not have to pay your [00:15:00] taxes soon. Woo. Because there may not be anythings tax , there may not be taxes anymore. 
[00:15:06] Allie: Speaking of that little segue, Tim, why don't you share what your conspiracy is about this 
[00:15:12] Tim: time? Yeah, let's be let's be Raul for a second. , I told you, you committed. I'm ending this podcast
[00:15:19] Dann: There's a breaking 
[00:15:20] Tim: power. I'm ending it. So my topic for today is realism. Hopefully I'm saying that right. And are, that's the icon for the religion. It is. I just realized there's like a backward, or is that a right? It's a spastic, you know what, I'm gonna start off with this, that the religion is a little problematic.
[00:15:41] Tim: I'm 
[00:15:41] Dann: just like, that's the first thing I saw. I was like, Tim . 
[00:15:44] Allie: Well, Tim, real quick, before we 
[00:15:46] Tim: get to this, this is a controversial conspiracy. 
[00:15:49] Allie: Before we get too far into it, why don't we we can show our, our drink 
[00:15:54] Tim: that way. Oh, mine's not gone. Now it still's still lighting up. 
[00:15:57] Allie: I can't, this is very difficult.
[00:15:59] Allie: There we [00:16:00] go. . It's a green drink, so it is. Well, I'm not gonna tell you what it's made with. If you wanna know what it's made with, you're gonna have to subscribe to our Patreon. But Tim, you've tasted it, you've seen it. So throughout this video, you're gonna have to come up with some sort of name for our drink.
[00:16:22] Allie: Let's be Ryle. That's what, let's be rock. 
[00:16:27] Tim: Let's get ri up in this picture. I don't know. I, I'll think of something better. 
[00:16:30] Allie: I can't, I can't say the word. So that's just my, my It's 
[00:16:34] Tim: realism. So it's aism. I don't German or I dunno what the, I actually don't know what the history of the name it comes from. But it's not realism like I thought it was.
[00:16:43] Tim: It's realism. Okay. Realism. 
[00:16:45] Allie: Realism, . Gotcha. . Anyways, so yeah, 
[00:16:50] Tim: the epic conclusion of this episode will be us all preparing for Judgment Day. And throughout the course of this PowerPoint presentation [00:17:00] you'll learn about the U F O religion and its involvement in alien culture. I picked this topic as I thought it was very relevant to of today, especially if you're on TikTok and all you see for the last four weeks is nothing but balloons, UFOs, and balloons and things getting shot down from the sky and the world's ending.
[00:17:16] Tim: The Royalism followers must be having, like, must be going crazy right now. Mm-hmm. . Cause this must be judgment day for them. Okay. All right, so let's get into realism. What is it? It was founded by some dude. I'm sorry. . 
[00:17:35] Dann: I 
[00:17:35] Tim: hate this
[00:17:41] Allie: PowerPoint. That's, 
[00:17:43] Tim: no, not the symbol. I hate that. It's a powerful presentation. . No, 
[00:17:48] Dann: I know. It's the symbol. Because, because 
[00:17:51] Tim: Sws we're, 
[00:17:52] Dann: are technically, were appropriated by the Nazis. They were not, they did not start 
[00:17:58] Allie: out that way. , can I [00:18:00] just say if you were listening. and you are listening on a podcast platform.
[00:18:05] Allie: Go to YouTube, please, at least for this episode, go to YouTube and like see what we were looking at because this took time. 
[00:18:12] Tim: The religion was founded by a man, I believe he was from France named Claude Verlin. Hope I say that later. And like most people, he didn't like his name and decided to change his name after he had an experience like we all do.
[00:18:29] Tim: So he at a young age, like we all have, we've all had our first encounter with an terrestrial being , right? I mean, every, everyone's sat their first alien experience. Well, when he had his back in 1973. During his encounter with an alien an alien conveyed a message to him about the true origins of humanity and how humans were created by advanced beings from another planet.
[00:18:55] Tim: Now, I want to believe this religion's so bad. . I think we've explained a lot [00:19:00] about science, a lot, about some phenomena throughout humanity and human history. It, some people find that this religion is just a stop gap to give explanation to a lot of those things. That really are my. But you can believe it or not.
[00:19:12] Tim: So this encounter that he had with the alien led to the founding of Royalism in the early 19 or mid 1970s, it is a U F O religion that incorporates elements of science fiction, new age, spirituality, and extraterrestrial beliefs. A k a TikTok culture today, . So I, I really am starting to think that TikTok was created by, by followers of realism to, to spread the, and get more, more followers to believe in the culture.
[00:19:42] Tim: And what we're gonna get into a little later is some of the key beliefs of those that follow realism. And they include the idea that humans were created by aliens through genetic engineering. That alien life exists and has already entered Earth, and that humanity today is on the verge. [00:20:00] Or soon maybe, who knows?
[00:20:01] Tim: It's on the verge of a spiritual and technological revolution. And leading to, I have, I have 
[00:20:06] Dann: revelations every day, sometimes, 
[00:20:07] Tim: sometimes judgment day. So a lot of the theories or a lot of the beliefs and the, and the history of realism does, I don't wanna say contradicts religion, but plays along with it, if that makes sense.
[00:20:23] Tim: So a lot of, mm-hmm. , a lot of what you see in, in, in the Bible and a lot of the stories they're explained through some either science fiction or pseudoscience way of fitting it into the narrative, if that makes sense. Okay. . So now we are gonna get into a little bit of our founder, Claude Royal Vareen. He was just, he 
[00:20:46] Allie: looks creepy.
[00:20:47] Allie: Like he looks like somebody, like 
[00:20:50] Tim: one of those actors. Did he make 
[00:20:51] Dann: that haircut? ? He's like, this looks good. He 
[00:20:54] Allie: like an actor that I 
[00:20:56] Tim: can't, he does look like an actor. And in fact, [00:21:00] when I was looking at images, I can't remember who he is. I, I was thinking that Google was messing with, because I thought it was somebody like a, like an actor or something like that.
[00:21:06] Tim: But no, that's him. He's, he's, he's still kicking. Did he raise cards? Like, dude, 
[00:21:12] Allie: have you ever seen the show Victorious on Nickelodeon? 
[00:21:15] Tim: Mm-hmm. . Oh my gosh. He's the teacher, teacher, the drama teacher. He looks at, I get, I get that. Yeah. So Claude Marlin, also known as Ry he was born on September 30th, 1946 in Vici, France.
[00:21:27] Tim: He Viki France. I don't know, I'm not French told you. He was born in France, he was raised in a Catholic family, attended a Catholic church as a child. However, he stated that he never fully committed to the Catholic faith, and he began to question the teachings at an early age, which made him susceptible to changing his beliefs once he had this encounter.
[00:21:46] Tim: So as a young adult, he used to work as a race car driver and a journalist before becoming a singer and songwriter. Wow. Multi-talented. Yeah. . So he, he was definitely a public figure of some sort, [00:22:00] right? So he had visions or a grandeur and, and saw a bigger purpose for himself. A race car drive was a big part of his early career, and then he went back to it later on, even after the, the founding of the religion.
[00:22:12] Tim: It was always a part of a part of his culture. And in fact, like loving. is an element of realism cuz it's a part of your spirituality and awakening. Okay. He's known for his flamboyant stage performances and his interest in science, science fiction, and other unconventional topics. This is totally the same person.
[00:22:31] Tim: In December, 1973, Berlin Hale was described as a close encounter with the U F O while hiking in the mountains of Central France. According to his account, he was approached by a small humanoid alien who communicated with him telepathically and told him that they had been watching humanity for thousands of years.
[00:22:50] Tim: I got, I got little hairs on the back of my neck right now. Mm-hmm. , which means it must true. The 
[00:22:55] Allie: aliens told him. 
[00:22:57] Tim: Yeah. He had an alien encounter and they [00:23:00] conveyed a message through his brain waves and said, Hey, we've been watching you for thousands of years. Well, this effect, like it does all of us, when we have our first alien encounter had a profound effect on Marlin.
[00:23:12] Tim: And he eventually game came to believe that he had been chosen by the aliens to spread their message to humanity. It, it's given me Mormon vibes, , , like he had an encounter and he feels like he's got, he's now the word of God. Mm-hmm. or in this case the word of the alien. Gods and true gods. Right.
[00:23:32] Tim: Exactly. And then his mission now is to spread to faith and spread awareness for the benefit of all humanity. So he changed his name to R and founded the, the R r Ri Rian movement in 1974. Royalism quickly gained a following, as you might think it would. Right. It's a, it's a religion based on science fiction that a lot of people, especially those that are like skeptics and those in science are, are naturally drawn to [00:24:00] this.
[00:24:01] Tim: because they want to believe it's true. Mm-hmm. . So the organization began to grow and expanded in the following years, and the followers believe that this movement is the next step in human evolution. And they promote messages of peace, nonviolence, and spiritual enlightenment. And so over the years, and we'll get into his, where he's at today more, but over the years, he remains an active and controversial figure in the Riley movement.
[00:24:26] Tim: And he's in lock. Is he still alive? Oh yeah. Oh, this is, oh, this is an active, active thing, like a real thing. And that's why the whole TikTok culture thing and everything that's 
[00:24:35] Allie: happening, I don't know why. I just assumed he was dead. 
[00:24:38] Tim: How old is he? He's born in 19 seven. Nineteen, nineteen forty six. He's an old guy.
[00:24:45] Tim: I mean, he's old. He's like eighties old something now. Yeah, he's younger than that. . Oh yeah. He'd be, yeah. He's still, he's still kicking because 
[00:24:53] Dann: my grandmother's 80 something and she was born in 23, I think. 
[00:24:56] Tim: Mm.[00:25:00] 
[00:25:00] Tim: Yeah, that's all that. Wait, she'd be a hundred. Math, math, math, math. Math. Math. . Wait, is your grandma a hundred years old? Oh, she was 36. I don't know. Okay. . She's almost there. She's old . She, she is technically an alien. May well, you're right. More on that 
[00:25:16] Allie: one later. Dan . 
[00:25:17] Tim: Most of us might be, or some of us might be.
[00:25:19] Tim: So the rally movement involved several by profile in the, in 
[00:25:22] Dann: the eyes of the government. She's an 
[00:25:23] Tim: alien. the rally movement. It's been involved in several high profile initiatives, including the promotion of human cloning, the, as they actually established an embassy for extraterrestrial beings.
[00:25:34] Tim: And despite facing criticism, a skepticism from many quarters the movement continues to attract followers from all around the world. So this is a global movement, a global religion that it's, it's based on, on faith of science. Where, where is the American. Embassy. What? Whoop don't think there's an American Embassy.
[00:25:54] Tim: I think it's in, I think it's in Europe, but we'll get to that. But do you have to start one now? I [00:26:00] might have to look into it. Apparently it doesn't seem so hard, and we'll get into that too. . So he, he himself RA himself is still a prominent figure and influential in the, in the u f and new age communities.
[00:26:10] Tim: So not only, so a lot, like a big push in movement of today's like, social like one of the trans, I don't wanna call it trends but one of the things that are being pushed through, like TikTok and social media and all that is new age, spirituality and enlightenment and wanting to ascend or find the meaning of life.
[00:26:26] Tim: And then there's the other side of the religion that is UFOs that, that gives answer to our history and gives answer to the expansion of the world and our place in it. So that's why the, the, this religion. or this movement has such a, a profound effect on the public globally because it, it could be true.
[00:26:44] Tim: It could be true. Mm-hmm. it's all pseudoscience and there's not real, real, anything real, real, real about, about real ra. But they have an answer for everything and that's why it's easy to believe and follow. Mm-hmm. . [00:27:00] So we're gonna get into some of the beliefs. Hold on. Tim, before 
[00:27:03] Allie: you continue, I have this pulled up.
[00:27:05] Allie: I need to share, 
[00:27:07] Tim: is it, is it a side by side comparison of Victoria? 
[00:27:09] Allie: It's not a side by side , but if you're looking at that screen, just take a look at this picture and tell me it's not the same person. Is it the teacher? ? 
[00:27:19] Dann: Yeah. Oh my God. . Maybe it's based off of him. 
[00:27:23] Allie: Of course. It's so far away. 
[00:27:25] Tim: They both have that personality.
[00:27:26] Tim: You saw it 
[00:27:27] Allie: there. Tell me. That's literally not the same person. Oh my. Even the hair, the bald, 
[00:27:32] Tim: oh my God. The baldness too and the whack ness. 
[00:27:35] Allie: That's a hundred percent the same person. Okay, go ahead Tim. He's 
[00:27:38] Dann: recruiting children via Nickelodeon. 
[00:27:41] Tim: Well, they are recruiting and we'll get into that too. All right, so the next step I wanna go over now, some of the beliefs vi and see if you have any connection to any of them.
[00:27:53] Tim: I can get behind it. So the notable beliefs, and I'll get into a little bit more of each of them, include human alien creation, [00:28:00] advanced technology. I love the Shutterstock picture. , cloning. Oh, there's a lot of Shutterstock pictures. , oh my god, I was, I wasn't gonna pay for spirituality, dealing , peace and nonviolence.
[00:28:13] Tim: Alien life and sensual meditation. I wanna talk a little bit more about that one in particular, , because realism is known for, in some communities for, for one particular thing. Porn, same thing. so human alien creation. So realism asserts that humans were created by aliens through genetic engineering.
[00:28:35] Tim: And according to Riley's these beings, these aliens are known as alo em in, in I think it's in the Jewish Bible. It means gods so these beings, or these aliens are, are called alo em and are representing our gods or our creators and they're responsible for many mysteries throughout human existence.
[00:28:54] Tim: They also believe that these aliens or these alo em, were responsible for [00:29:00] our advanced, or, or they had access or have access to highly advanced technology, and that our technology advances are a result of them sharing some of their knowledge with humans. And so they're taking credit 
[00:29:11] Allie: for everything that's happened here.
[00:29:14] Tim: Well, they'd be, they're, they're explaining that 
[00:29:16] Allie: they're, as in the aliens 
[00:29:17] Tim: are taking credit. Yeah. Well, it's more like humans are giving these God-like figures a, a a the credit I guess. Yeah. The aliens aren't really taking the credit, but it's there for them to take, I guess . I mean, yes, I am part of the alien race and I take full credit.
[00:29:39] Tim: I accept this credit , I accept this credit. So they believe that the development of new technologies is key to our human evolution, and they promote the use of technology for the betterment of society. So some believe that the deep state even, or the Illuminati or some over some ancients that live on earth that are overseeing the course of human history.
[00:29:59] Tim: [00:30:00] And that's why the belief that there'll never be a nuclear. , like a nuclear holocaust because they'll step in and the technology they release has been done. So in a way to better society. And I feel like we're taking advantage of it and really going in the wrong direction with it. So if they're gonna step in, they're probably gonna step in pretty soon.
[00:30:18] Tim: which falls into the, you know, with the with the recent discussions of potential nuclear war and the increased sightings of UFOs, if the, the correlation there also leaves skeptics to believe that this could be true. Cloning. So realism has been controversial for its support of human cloning. They believe that cloning can be used to extend human life and promote genetic diversity.
[00:30:40] Tim: They argue that cloning is a natural extension of scientific progress may possible by the alone. And I mean, and to a degree the founding of humans, right? Being created genetically. It's as if we're just doing what, you know, cloning is a, is an extension of what was done for us. Mm-hmm. . So they fully believe in the art cloning, and that's a very controversial topic.
[00:30:59] Tim: One [00:31:00] number on number of levels. spirituality. So the realism incorporates elements of spirit, spirituality, and new wage philosophy. They believe that human consciousnesses, oh, I said that, I think I said that right. Mm-hmm. is the key to understanding the universe, and they promote meditation and other spiritual practices as a means of achieving higher levels of consciousness.
[00:31:21] Tim: So when you have the power of now, or you have that, that, that ability to go into your brain and be able to be present, they, they say that being present and, and being in the moment and having that control and having that meditation, and having that enlightenment, enlightenment are all signs that you are moving towards the next level of humanity in some sort of ascension.
[00:31:42] Tim: Mm-hmm. . And that's why it's becoming a bigger movement today. And I don't, I don't know if mental health is, is like a, is like a leading cause of this too, where people are putting more emphasis on like mental health and mm-hmm. finding calm. . So could, could again, another, another [00:32:00] coincidence, just another coincidence.
[00:32:02] Tim: Just saying, I 
[00:32:03] Allie: was gonna say this so far sounds like it's a what came first? Chicken or the egg situation? The aliens came first. Well, no, my, my point is like, was this realism created before people started coming or having the anxiety and all of that? Or as this guy saying that this is all existing after people have already started coming down with these 
[00:32:27] Tim: issues.
[00:32:28] Tim: Hard, hard to say cuz we mentioned before that this, this religion was founded by him in the early 1970s and has grown, grown in populous and popularity since then. The, the more I'd say the anxiety and the mental health is a newer generation thing that, that would've been, so again, it's a coincidence maybe Maybe we're all short circuiting.
[00:32:48] Tim: Yeah. It could be. Maybe we're at the, we're at the point where they're like, all right, let's just shut down the human experiment. . I just feel like the way, shut it all down. , 
[00:32:55] Allie: the way it sounding is like, oh, well people are getting this now. Let's just group that [00:33:00] into my new religion. 
[00:33:02] Tim: Yes. No, just make sure you're not wrong.
[00:33:04] Tim: So people who are finding power in spirituality, they're looking for other types of, like Buddhism and other types of spirit, spiritual I don't call it religions, but beliefs. Right. This falls into that. So this is just another example of how this particular movement, it's so encompassing that things just happen to fall into it.
[00:33:24] Tim: And, and it's, it's, it's weird in a way where it's kind of so encompassing that if anything happened, it's likely there for a reason. Mm-hmm. . Um, And that's how it all kind of ties. So one of the other things is peace in nonviolence. They promote peace and nonviolence advocates for the elimination of nuclear weapons and other forms of violence.
[00:33:42] Tim: They want to create a peaceful society that's essential for human evolution. You stress, anxiety, war, conflict, economic, you know, degradation. All those things create high levels of anxiety for humans and people, and it's [00:34:00] difficult to find calm in that. So the, the promotion of peace just leads itself into that element of spirituality.
[00:34:08] Tim: Or up being able to find yourself in sending yourself and alien life. So that's, I think at this point, it hit, you know, where we keep hitting the dead horse here, they believe in alien life. So it teaches that alien life exists, exists as always existed throughout Earth's history. And they believe that the alo who are the alien gods, they've continued to visit Earth in the form of UFOs, and they promote the study and investigation of UFOs as a means of understanding the universe.
[00:34:33] Tim: And there's a, there's a show on Netflix I haven't watched yet, but I am highly interested. What's called ancient Aliens, and it talks up, it talks about, I believe, I think at least I think it's about He's the guy with the crazy hair, right? Yeah. actually it, it's basically states that there are versions of human beings or humanoid figures that have always lived on earth.
[00:34:53] Tim: And that's where you start getting into hollow earth theory. You start getting into other species of humans living [00:35:00] on earth that are advanced in certain elements of biology and that they are constantly watching the earth or, or just biting their time, overseeing things from mm-hmm. from like a, a deep state, like a shadow government, like a shadow world government type of thing.
[00:35:15] Tim: And other beliefs suggest that over time all of this may have, or some of us may have the alien gene. So there are, this is more fringe beliefs that, that I've seen. And it's not really in a lot of this, a lot of the composition that I found. It's like the Adam and Eve, right? It's the, it's throughout history or throughout generations and generations.
[00:35:39] Tim: This Allion gene has now been inbred in all, in some of us, or most of us to a degree that, that our species now is a human, is a blend of the oleum and the original created humans, and that we have this hu this alien X gene. But not everybody has it. And that may or may not come into effect or play in judgment day.
[00:35:59] Tim: Like, [00:36:00] like are, I don't wanna say use the word superior, but are they different? Is there something about having the alien gene that, that is like, saves you in a pandemic or a play? Does it separate you from save you from something? It's, they just, it's like a whole thing of it has been crossing with the alone and humans over time, and that some humans have this sense or this.
[00:36:22] Tim: Stuff in their dna. 
[00:36:23] Allie: To be honest, the only thing I just heard from you was at some point some human fucking alien. . That's the only thing I took away from that . 
[00:36:32] Tim: So now I know my audience, , 
[00:36:36] Dann: they got a little too close to their pets . 
[00:36:38] Tim: And my my last favorite part of a belief system this might be what turns me into a realism follower sensual meditation.
[00:36:46] Tim: Another controversial aspect of realism is its promotion, is, is its promotion of sensual meditation, like which involves meditation with a happy ending, . Yep. Which involves the use of sexual energy to achieve higher. This is what sells them levels of [00:37:00] consciousness. No popular practice can be used to promote a greater understanding of the universe, and you be a key component of human evolution now, ecstasy.
[00:37:08] Tim: So what, the central meditation, kind of like the, the, the thought process, like they're known for orgies. So point blank orgies are a big part of this movement, and it's to promote happiness and ecstasy and climax and, and really get you to a point of. of being ecstatic and so elevated and happy cuz that gets you closest to the point of ascension than anything else because that gets you to a point of of, of awakening and true, true, true happiness.
[00:37:38] Tim: So that's why central meditation and, and sex in itself really promotes that spirituality of finding that, using that energy to achieve higher levels of consciousness, find that very interesting. I want to believe in that, which is why we have sex all the time. Everyone needs to have sex all the time.
[00:37:54] Tim: There needs to be orgies posted every Friday in every city, in every town. Well, a lot of, so [00:38:00] it's weird because I like, I personally believe that the followers of this are like, like the Hollywood. Like I, for some reason I think like they're all in some cult and that cult may be tied to this weird, it's not actually Scientology to this, Scientology falls under, right?
[00:38:15] Tim: So sci elements of Scientology fall under some of the bla of realism. So it's, again, realism is like a catchall for literally everything that's not. True God faith. Didn't 
[00:38:25] Allie: she like just recently get offended though? Because somebody used the word alien and she's like, hit too. Instruct you close to the front offended.
[00:38:32] Allie: Cause alien is like a derogatory term or something like 
[00:38:36] Tim: that. See I told you she's, she's, when next time you see her just say hello him. ? Yeah. The next 
[00:38:42] Allie: time I go see Demi Lovato walking down the street. Okay, well, we'll, we'll ask her. 
[00:38:47] Tim: Yeah. Yeah. It is time we talk about the reason we are all here. Judgment day.
[00:38:58] Tim: So sorry, put my hat on for [00:39:00] this. I'm 
[00:39:00] Allie: just seeing Beauty School drop out tuition 
[00:39:04] Tim: day. So Judgment Day. Judgment Day in realism is the concept that is reinterpreted of judgment day as a positive event rather than a negative one. They believe that when humanity has entered into a sufficient level of consciousness, the alum will return to earth and establish a new era of peace and enlightenment.
[00:39:25] Tim: And according to Ryle, the Alo are not interested in punishing humanity for its sins, but rather in helping humans to achieve their full potential. They also believe that this new era will Char, will be characterized by even further advantaged technologies, global unity and global spiritual en. The idea of judgment day is linked to the concept of the apocalypse, which is seems a time of revelation and transformation rather than destruction like a, like a lot of folks symbolize the apocalypse with the ending of the world in a, like it fires everywhere up [00:40:00] there, people being burned and demons coming from, from hell.
[00:40:03] Tim: That is one version of an apocalypse . It is the end of the world as we know it. So they believe that humanity is currently living in a period of a transition today, and that the world is on the brink of a new era of evolution. And according to realism, the concept of judgment day is somewhat different from the Christian idea, the apocalyptic reckoning.
[00:40:24] Tim: They believe that the ultimate goal of human evolution is to achieve a state of spiritual and physical immortality, and that this process will be guided by the alo and the extraterrestrial being to created humanity. in the theology of RI Realism, there's no specific date or time when Judgment Day is set to happen.
[00:40:43] Tim: And instead, it emphasizes the idea that it's like the idea of personal responsibility and spiritual growth, encouraging individuals to work together towards their own spiritual evolution and promote peace and nonviolence in the world. So Judgment Day may never come. [00:41:00] basically they're gonna 
[00:41:02] Allie: destroy everybody in the world first and 
[00:41:04] Tim: then peace, probably.
[00:41:05] Tim: Yeah. Well, I mean, when there's no one left, like one dude button . 
[00:41:08] Allie: Yeah. You have 
[00:41:09] Tim: plenty of peace. So according to this theory, right, it's that the judgment day isn't gonna happen just arbitrarily on a day. It's gonna happen at a time when collectively, the human consciousnesses across the world are unified in some global way and are able to ascend to that level of consciousness that represents the next level of humanity.
[00:41:28] Tim: And again, all those things like conflict and war and poverty and food famine and everything that strikes the world, those, those, those work against the optimal goal of wanting to get to that level of peace and balance that's needed to, to recognize that awakening. So we may be further off from the judgment day that they wanted, but not so far away from the, all right.
[00:41:48] Tim: We may need the press to reset button here. , just start over. So wait, so hold on real quick. This, this religion. , they're basically saying that they have kind of control [00:42:00] over people's actions so that like they can kind of, 
[00:42:04] Tim: I don't wanna say 
[00:42:04] Allie: control reset, like they can just like, alright, people are gonna start setting off nuclear bombs, destroying everything, and.
[00:42:11] Tim: The theory suggests that they would stop that because Okay. Because they don't, cuz they allow 'em. It's the great, it's the great human experiment, right? It's, it's like we are their children. They don't want it to end. They don't want it to end. They want to see us succeed. They wanna see us ascend. They wanna see us.
[00:42:26] Tim: Okay, join. I don't know, this goes into like the global thing of like our aliens watching us, waiting for us to ascend a level before they like indoctrinate us into the global, like into the Galactic Federation. It's like there's a whole other theories that go woo way out there too. I think they're, they're all tired of this
[00:42:42] Tim: They're up there 
[00:42:42] Dann: looking down and they're just like, th it's a nest down there. They're . 
[00:42:46] Tim: They, in my personal theory, 
[00:42:47] Dann: they're like they need more time. Like, no, 
[00:42:50] Tim: not ready. In my personal belief, if this were to be real, I'm not saying I subscribe to this theory or not. , I think I, I, I tend to believe more that they're still [00:43:00] here, that they never left.
[00:43:01] Tim: Mm-hmm. . And that they have very deep inside of the earth. And that there may be a so society like I, I, I would tend to believe that more than, like, they're sitting up there with their popcorn and a spaceship. They're tuning into earth, you know, to Earth 1 0 5. Look at this drama channel. , 
[00:43:15] Dann: they're like the conspiracy.
[00:43:16] Dann: Happy hours onto us. 
[00:43:17] Tim: Oh, this actually, I, I jumped ahead of myself. That actually says it right here. They believe that humanity is in a critical phase of development and that the choices we make is a species that are critically important to our future. And that when we continue to engage in destructive behaviors such as war, environmental destruction, and social inequality, equality, we risk jeopardizing our chances of.
[00:43:38] Tim: spiritual and physical immortality. So while judgment day isn't a time, it does emphasize the importance of personal growth and social responsibility. So it's what's weird, cause even like in the Masonic culture, right? It's all about trying to be a better person. Mm-hmm. , it's trying to be better. So there may be, it, it ties into a lot of things of wanting to create a basis on a global scale of people [00:44:00] wanting to help people.
[00:44:01] Tim: Mm-hmm. . Which that's a good thing, right? So even if you don't believe in the theory, if you at least subscribe to it you're, you're helping to achieve something better than what we're experiencing now. So as of this moment, I am, I am a follower and believer of realism. Well, I don't necessarily believe in the aliens.
[00:44:16] Tim: I believe in what they stand for, especially the central meditation part. , you would . 
[00:44:24] Dann: Alright. It sounds better than most of the stuff that we have to deal with every day. So I see why people are being drawn to it. 
[00:44:30] Tim: Dude, you have any questions so far? Now that I'm apparently an expert on the matter, , no question.
[00:44:37] Tim: Is this the q and a 
[00:44:37] Dann: portion of your your presentation? 
[00:44:39] Tim: No, this is the midway point break , the midway point 
[00:44:43] Dann: break as is the intermission. We can go take 
[00:44:45] Tim: bathroom breaks and . Now if you don't have any questions yet I want to talk about now how, like, I know we touched on it before about how throughout humanity's history there have been elements of mystery and allegory that is [00:45:00] so unknown to us how they accomplished these things.
[00:45:03] Tim: Like what comes to mind immediately is stone hinge and the pyramids. Mm-hmm. . So let's get into how those. Phenomena tie into the theory of realism. It's an element, right? That the, that alien has a hand in the construction of some of these impressive feats, especially at the time of technology that was available to those people at the time.
[00:45:26] Tim: So moralism is linked to the idea of, of ancient astronaut theory. This is a different theory, but ties directly. That suggests that extraterrestrial beings visited Earth in the distant distant path and played a role in the development of human civilization. One aspect of this theory involves that ancient civilizations, such as the Egyptians built monuments, monumental structures such as the pyramids with the help of exter, extraterrestrials guidance, or even their technology.
[00:45:55] Tim: And according to the teachings theum, where these alien gods we're involved in [00:46:00] the construction and an in the construction of ancient monuments such as the Pyramid Stonehenge and the Nasca lines and others like you, anything you, the right history that's like we did that, maybe not . They believe that these structures all contain important messages and symbols that help us to better understand our origins and our place in the universe.
[00:46:19] Tim: So 
[00:46:19] Allie: like Gray Wall of China could be an example. , 
[00:46:23] Tim: actually, that's a whole other theory that I like. The Great Wall of China actually follows the, the tarter theory. That the, if you look at the, the little side, little side thing here that the, that the Chinese wall, the Great Wall of China mm-hmm. , the way it's built is backwards as if they were trying to keep the other ones out.
[00:46:40] Tim: Like, it's not like they was trying to keep the, like the Chinese were trying to keep someone else out. It was as if something else was trying to keep the chi, like someone else built the wall. Like maybe giants built that wall to keep out the pesky human civilization. So, so when you look at the wall and how it's constructed, like, then again, this is just very rudimentary research, writing this 
[00:46:59] Allie: down.
[00:46:59] Allie: This [00:47:00] might be our next topic that we do like 
[00:47:01] Tim: the like the gateways and the towers, like they're all positioned in a way on the wrong side. So it's, it's almost as if like somebody else built the wall to keep the Chinese. I don't know. That's weird there. Someone to do my research, please debunk that cuz I really need that debunked because that is really scary to really think about because then that gets into flatter theory.
[00:47:22] Tim: Oh God, it's a whole other thing. Jesus. Sorry. Hello 'em. back 
[00:47:27] Allie: to the pyramids, 
[00:47:28] Tim: back your PowerPoint. So res and places is a great deal of emphasis on the symbolism of pyramids or pyramid itself, like the shape of a pyramid. And because it's a representation of the alum spaceship as well as the human symbol potential of the human symbol of potential and spiritual growth.
[00:47:46] Tim: Re reins believed that by studying the symbolism and design of the pyramid, we can unlock the secrets of human evolution and our relationship with the alone. This goes to say like further into the astronaut theory that the pyramids themselves have some. [00:48:00] role to play outside of just looking impressive.
[00:48:03] Tim: They're there for a reason. Some say they were an energy source. Some say that they are like a like a communications device. Other theories suggest that the pyramids are like an engine that moves the galaxy. Mm-hmm. . So it's a lot of different things. Like basically the pyramids are there for a reason and in this religion, pyramids represents symbolism and a message to us on how to ascend to the next level.
[00:48:26] Tim: Well, it's kind of 
[00:48:27] Allie: funny cause it looks like a traffic cone shape. So like, if it was aliens, let's say that put it here, like, it's like they're kind of like marking off a like location sort of. 
[00:48:41] Tim: Some say that they do represent what they like cosmetology or cosme. Cosmology. That's not right. Yeah. They're, they're giant hair salons,
[00:48:51] Tim: That, that, that they're positioned in such a way that they're, that they're, that they are there as, as not as, kinda like a stop sign, but like a marker. Like a marker. [00:49:00] Right. Like, like a, like a beacon. Like a beacon. Right. And others, like I read another theory that's beyond like, or maybe related cuz everything's related to vi of that the pyramids rep, like this goes in the simulation theory in a, in a way of, of humans' goal is to try to find the purpose of living.
[00:49:18] Tim: And that's why we have existential crisises and trying to find out why we are here. And the pyramids are actually like the, like if you think of like a video game, like that's like the boss level. Like you live through life to find purpose and it all leads you to the pyramids at like, so humanity is, should be focusing more on the pyramids to find the truth of humanity.
[00:49:37] Tim: And then once you find the truth of why we're here and our purpose, you are then able to ascend. I think that's cool as hell. They need to make a movie. If there is a movie, somebody at me and send it to me cuz that is cool as hell. Next slide, . All right, so guess we're done talking about. Pyramids. Now I wanna talk about a little bit something more relevant.
[00:49:59] Tim: [00:50:00] Let's talk about realism to a day. 
[00:50:05] Allie: You feel that is the creepiest photo I've ever seen in my life? Holy hell. That's terrifying. We, it's swear. If you are listening on a podcasting app, it is Uncle Sam pointing, but it's actually an alien with, I want you to send 
[00:50:20] Dann: me that picture too. I'm gonna 
[00:50:21] Tim: use it on social.
[00:50:22] Tim: No, that's media. Or I'll just send you the slides. Actually, you can share the slides publicly. I'll make 'em public for everybody. That's okay. So we want you to believe so Claude Vain, who changes it in the row, Ry, he's still alive and acted today as one of the spiritual leaders of the movement.
[00:50:38] Tim: Does anyone wanna take a guess where he lives and where the most significant presence of the Riley movement exists today? Let me think. Egypt. No, not Egypt. 
[00:50:48] Dann: Okay. That's a good guess. I was gonna say, I want to say like a Nordic country, like Sweden or Denmark or something like that, or [00:51:00] Amsterdam. Is the, is it on the red light district?
[00:51:05] Dann: Is that where the the embassy is? 
[00:51:07] Tim: No. Mexico, no wait, wait, wait, wait. The Embassy, maybe I'll get into that in a second. But, but no there is an embassy. It is in Europe and I'll, I'll, I'll tell you where it's at in a second. But no, where Ryle lives today and where the biggest and most significant force of his followers, not his army is actually Japan.
[00:51:25] Tim: Oh, so he lives in Japan and the, and the, the movement is the most strongest there. They regularly speak at events and conferences. They promote the organization's message of human alien creation and the importance of spirituality and technological evolution. Does he see that? Like, that's what's crazy cuz like when you talk about human alien creation, spirituality, technological evolution, again, it's every, like, anything you think of of, of humanities features, like you can just say, oh, well it was related to that.
[00:51:50] Tim: Oh, it's part of that. So it's like the whole catchall element of it's a little too, it's, it's a conspiracy I tell you. So while they are have a highest concentration in Japan, [00:52:00] there are followers in contraries all around the world and the organization. Over time,
[00:52:09] Tim: the organization has evolved over time with Ralph promoting the creation of an embassy for extraterrestrial beings in Israel as a way to facilitate communication between humans and aliens. Did they do it though? Have what? I, I don't know if they actually built the embassy there in, in Israel. They're just, they're just talking about it.
[00:52:28] Tim: Yeah. Like that's where they want to do it, because it would represent a way to facilitate communication between, do you believe Israel alone? There's enough going on there. There's enough going on. 
[00:52:37] Dann: There's al there's already a Holy 
[00:52:38] Allie: War . I don't understand the whole building and embassy thing because, but how are we gonna tell the aliens that they're safe in this particular embassy if they're laying their ships on these coordinates?
[00:52:51] Tim: Yeah. It's weird. They, no, they, they, they, they come there. It's a place to talk. It's a place of peace like Sies are represented. Like, I don't know. I will say out of anything like one of those, like [00:53:00] CIAs, I think having an alien embassy is a good thing to have. Even if it's a crock full of shit it on the office chance it's not, it's good to have an embassy.
[00:53:08] Tim: What 
[00:53:09] Dann: if you imagine if you were the person at the front desk at this alien embassy and you're just like, I've been working , . 
[00:53:18] Tim: You just see an A 
[00:53:19] Dann: green, a green whatever, a green alien come in. You're just like, 
[00:53:24] Tim: hello? Where's the spa? That way? Yeah. I heard 
[00:53:27] Dann: there were Sensu meditation. The alien talks like that.
[00:53:29] Dann: I heard there was central. 
[00:53:32] Tim: I pictured men in black. Oh my God. Like underground. Was Amazon at 
[00:53:37] Dann: the gym and I was like, this movie's so good. Still , 
[00:53:39] Allie: still never 
[00:53:40] Tim: saw it. Oh my God. We need to like create a list. Actually. Listeners, please develop a list of pop culture and modern or no, no. From our generation movies that Allison has to see.
[00:53:52] Allie: No, don't do that. Cause I won't 
[00:53:53] Tim: watch 'em and she'll die and we're gonna watch 'em. We'll, you know what, it's part of her spiritual awakening and development. It's her to [00:54:00] watch these films. It's gonna be my 
[00:54:01] Allie: spiritual sleeping, I'll tell you that. 
[00:54:03] Tim: So last thing I'll talk about the, the religion today they face a lot of legal challenges over its status as a religion.
[00:54:10] Tim: And they've been critic criticized as being cult-like organization that promotes a higher hierarchy within its rings like, but that's any organization, that's any church, that's any type of thing. Mm-hmm. , you're gonna have that, that pyramid. of responsibility, the original pyramid scheme, . So yeah. Yes, they're cult-like, but all movements and, and stuff can, can be seen that way.
[00:54:32] Tim: The last thing I want to talk about, or my last slide rather, is cuz I know you're all thinking this and you're begging to know it's how to join . . So we here want you now. So r has like an open invitation to anybody who wants to join. There are a few parameters that you as an individual have to complete or, or [00:55:00] acknowledge to be a member of the rally movement and the religion.
[00:55:05] Tim: And what do you think the first thing is you have to do? 
[00:55:11] Allie: Be sexually 
[00:55:12] Tim: active? Oh yeah, that's a, that's a good guess. . That's the subset. That's the subset. Believe in, 
[00:55:20] Dann: I was almost said, believe in a higher being. like aliens. Believe in aliens. Yeah. or the idea of aliens, like they could exist 
[00:55:27] Tim: Close.
[00:55:28] Tim: Not even actually to be honest. Okay. ? No, no, no. But it goes to that, to that side of it. The only, like, the very first step is learning what it is. So before you can join the movement, it's important to have a basic understanding of the organization's beliefs. Tim Zia's Way, and this is done by reading literature, doing a podcasting.
[00:55:46] Tim: Are we, can we just get indoctrinated? 
[00:55:47] Dann: Are we part now? ? 
[00:55:49] Tim: What did you do to us? This is a rally in sanctioned event. Me talking to you here on this conference in front, we're gonna have to, 
[00:55:55] Dann: Alison, we're, you're gonna have to record another disclaimer saying You do not have to join this 
[00:55:59] Tim: [00:56:00] cult, but if you want, this is not 
[00:56:01] Allie: a consent 
[00:56:02] Tim: to join your cult.
[00:56:03] Tim: You know what though? I will say this. If there were to be a cult to join, right? This one doesn't seem that bad. This one seems pretty, like it's all positive. Like you get sex whenever you want it. It's like you're having sex to like better humanity's future. Like come on. There you go. Eating your cherries.
[00:56:21] Tim: Yeah, it's really strong. . 
[00:56:23] Dann: I'm scared to, to, cause I'm already a little tipsy and I'm just like, these are gonna push me over the edge. . 
[00:56:29] Tim: Step two. After you listen to this podcast, you are now eligible for step two in the process of onboarding yourself to the rally and movement contact the rally and representative.
[00:56:39] Tim: It is literally as simple as going on Google and searching for the rally, like a rally and representative. And you can get in touch and all you do is express interest and join the mo. This is very Masonic in nature. , . There's a lot of, lot of symbolism here. Now you just ask to join. That's all you do is you reach out to somebody who's has the authority or who is a [00:57:00] representative of the religion, and you can visit their website, get more information.
[00:57:04] Tim: You can see other activities that are going on organizational events that are happening and you can join. They do ask that you attend an introductory seminar, so they hold seminars or workshops for people who are interested in learning more about the organization. So you sit through this workshop and.
[00:57:19] Tim: ask questions. And then if you're still in, if you're still in, she can go to the next stage. next. I 
[00:57:24] Allie: literally just Googled it and there's like four sites that popped up that'll introduce you to a representative. . 
[00:57:31] Tim: There you go. The step four, declare yourself. So after you attend your seminar and you decide to join the movement, you must declare yourselves rallies by signing a declaration form.
[00:57:44] Tim: The form affirms your commitment to the organization's principles and the desire to be considered a member of the group feel. In organizations like the Masons, you have to, you have to pay dues, , something like this, you just declare, ah, declare, ah. All my people, I [00:58:00] do declare. I do declare there's our southern.
[00:58:04] Tim: Okay. The next thing is, is optional, but highly encouraged. And if you are a believer or follower, it comes naturally to want to participate in rallying activities. So members are expected to be active participants in the organization's activities, which include attending meetings, seminars, events, as well as contributing time and resources to the initiatives.
[00:58:24] Tim: And there is one additional one. This one is a little, it's probably the most, like, eh, you have to attend a baptism ceremony. So in order to become a full member 
[00:58:35] Allie: of the violin movement, you as a person have to be baptized. Yes. 
[00:58:38] Tim: Okay. Yes. Individuals must participate in a baptism ceremony, which involves receiving a symbolic transmission of energy from ri Ryle himself, or a designated rally and represe.
[00:58:51] Tim: Yeah. . And when I, and when you tie that into the sex, into the section, I know, that's all I was just like, they gotta give you a transmission of energy, [00:59:00] baby. It gets real dirty, real quick. But no, I mean, but you look at organizations with, with not hazing or, or onboarding. What's it called? Like, like when you're Mason, like you get indoctrinated, you go through a mm-hmm.
[00:59:11] Tim: A a, some sort of ritual or some sort of like symbolic representation of your commitment. Yeah. That's all. I hope this is, I hope it's not him like standing over and you're like, you ready? , you ready for this transmission? Baby ? I know that's, 
[00:59:27] Dann: oh my god. At the, you show up at the wrong orgy and you, you're indoctrinated 
[00:59:32] Tim: show up at the wrong orgy
[00:59:35] Dann: You're like, I didn't, I thought this was a different orgy. I didn't know this was at the embassy. 
[00:59:39] Tim: That's too much. Oh, this is my indoctrination . So I'm gonna do a quiz. It's not it's not in Egypt or Israel. Where is the creation of the world's first alien Embassy? So one does exist in the world. Oh, yeah.
[00:59:58] Tim: Mm-hmm. , like we're [01:00:00] covered. Like if they're ready, like we got it covered. We're good. Is it Europe? It is Europe, 
[01:00:06] Allie: France, where he is from? No. 
[01:00:11] Dann: Is it like Belgium or no, I'm trying to think, think. Peace non-conflict. Sweden? No, wait, no. Switzerland. . Oh, it's Switzerland. . Sorry, I, I may have been wrong. . No, it's in Switzerland.
[01:00:32] Tim: No, 
[01:00:32] Allie: it's Switzerland. Switzerland's 
[01:00:33] Tim: the neutral. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought. So, so Thomas. K Zig is a businessman and former leader of the rally movement in Switzerland. And his biggest like claim to fame is the creation of the world's first rally and embassy. Now, I don't know if there's more sies out there but he created the first one.
[01:00:54] Tim: I gotta figure out what day this is, but, so Daniel Chabot [01:01:00] is another prominent REAN, and they're a former leader of the Rean movement in Canada. And 
[01:01:08] Dann: it's funny, one of my guesses was gonna be Canada . 
[01:01:11] Tim: And their, and their claim to fame is the creation of sensual day celebrations held in various cities throughout the world.
[01:01:21] Tim: It's orgy day. Basically everyone orgy together on Zoom. Wait, 
[01:01:24] Allie: what's the called? The Day of Sensual What? Sensual day. Sensual Day. That's an actual day in Canada. 
[01:01:33] Tim: Yeah. Well, I mean, probably not. It's, yeah, it's not a, it's not a Canadian recognized holiday. It's, it's a global, you don't get off from work for it.
[01:01:40] Tim: But , sorry, you going, 
[01:01:45] Dann: I'm gonna look for it. The next time I look Google one of those, those calendar holiday 
[01:01:48] Tim: calendars 
[01:01:50] Dann: when I, and think of a social post, I'm like, Hmm, what's a weird holiday? 
[01:01:55] Tim: sensual day? Where, where you hold citywide orgies. [01:02:00] I'm trying to think if there's anything. Oh, there you go. I guess that answers my question.
[01:02:06] Tim: Somebody else created an embassy for extraterrestrial beings, but they don't tell me where. You're not 
[01:02:12] Allie: extraterrestrial. 
[01:02:14] Tim: It's cool. And I'm trying to think of anything else. Interesting. Oh, there you go. Bridget. French uh, , I guess they're a chemist and former CEO, O of C, clone Aid, a company that claims to have cloned a human being clone C 
[01:02:34] Allie: clone aid, like Gatorade, but 
[01:02:36] Tim: clone.
[01:02:37] Tim: Oh, yeah. C Clone Aid. Yep. It's where you get all your clone, 
[01:02:39] Allie: clone or 
[01:02:41] Tim: Koolaid. They are high ranking member of the rally movement and they have served as a spokesperson, spokesperson for the organization, spokesperson in the past. . But yeah, that's, that's, that's them. That's fun. And let's see. Oh, here, here, here's the fun fact Belos and kind of leads into the theory that they're, that they're [01:03:00] among us.
[01:03:00] Tim: They believe that the alum are physically indistinguishable from humans, and that they've been living among us in secrets, sharing their knowledge and wisdom with select individuals throughout history. And that they're highly advanced, possessed, deep understanding of science, spirituality in the nature of universe.
[01:03:14] Tim: And they've been the ones who've prog. So all the different like. awakenings or ages that we've gone through, like industrial age, enlightenment age, the age when TikTok and all that became available. Mm-hmm. was all pushed forward through the suggestions of the yellow one. So then 
[01:03:31] Allie: what would be the differentiator between a human and an alien?
[01:03:35] Tim: Well, I mean, I will tell you if you're an Ellen, you know it . That's it, you know, you know 
[01:03:41] Allie: that didn't answer my question. Is there like a chromosome that's supposed to be differentiated? . 
[01:03:47] Dann: You don't have 
[01:03:48] Tim: foil hat. Yeah. Right. I really don't know. So that goes back to like, is is there a, is there an alien gene?
[01:03:55] Tim: Is there something in our DNA that this, that, that really 
[01:03:57] Allie: does, like all people look different regardless. [01:04:00] 
[01:04:00] Tim: Everybody with O type blood is alo him, type A , and everyone with a is not a low one at all. No, I have no idea how it works. . But could be good to say. I have, I have O 
[01:04:14] Dann: type 
[01:04:14] Tim: blood. Oh, welcome, welcome.
[01:04:17] Tim: Daniel. I also have O Type blood. Do 
[01:04:19] Allie: you? Mm-hmm. . I don't. So do you subscribe to this then? Do you think you're gonna be joining this religion anytime soon? Tim? Do I have to worry about you? 
[01:04:27] Tim: Do I subscribe to the rally movement? As I said, as I stated previously in this, I am an alien, so I am gonna tell you no cuz I want you to figure it out on your,
[01:04:37] Tim: But in all seriousness, no, I don't, I I, I don't believe it. I mean, do I wanna believe it? Sure. Cuz it gives a lot of answers to a lot of open questions. But, and do I believe in what they stand for? Absolutely. There's a lot of good that can come from non-violent, you know, non-violent at peace globally.
[01:04:51] Tim: So I like what they stand for. But do I think of it as the answer to life's questions? Not necessarily. [01:05:00] Okay. But keep but keep doing what you're doing. Like I like if you can convince the world into this, and if you're right, great. I mean it's great. Let's bring long judgment day. If you're wrong, well keep pushing cuz you're still getting a sex day.
[01:05:13] Tim: It's a lot of other benefits that you're pushing for that actually makes humans better. Humans. That's funny. Okay. What about you guys? You guys gonna contact your local representative? Me and ? No. 
[01:05:25] Allie: Yeah. No. I don't know. I just feel like it's very. Coincidental, right? That everything in this religion is just things that are happening in the world anyways.
[01:05:36] Allie: Like people are obviously having sex, people are obviously having anxiety like . It's just very coincidental that those are the type of 
[01:05:43] Tim: things that now the, now the argument to that right, is that this happened, like, you know, was founded in 1970s, so a lot of the modern things happening today in our generation, this religion Right, was already founded and already had these beliefs established well before experiencing what you're describing now.
[01:05:59] Tim: So is it [01:06:00] coincidence or is it just, or does it fall into that cause like chicken before the egg the, the movement happened before those problems? Yeah, 
[01:06:09] Allie: because I feel like, I don't know, I just feel like it's kind of circumstantial. Like it's just very, like, fits together 
[01:06:14] Tim: perfectly. The whole religion is circumstantial.
[01:06:16] Tim: Like, it's like, that's my one thing about it is there's no, you know, but that means pseudoscience it's, it's not based on fact, it's based on coincidence and. It's hard to put any stake in faith in that neuroscience. I might be . I might be an alien. So , I like to think that if you believe you're an alien, you're an alien.
[01:06:39] Allie: I'm like eating blue sugar over here. I'm like it's blue . We can see you. I know. I 
[01:06:46] Tim: forgot. So that was my guest episode in my theory. 
[01:06:49] Allie: That was good. That was hilarious. And I'm hilarious. Funny cause you were the only person who took the time to actually create a full out PowerPoint. I love most prepared.
[01:06:58] Allie: Yeah. Seriously. Most 
[01:06:59] Tim: prepared. Is [01:07:00] that gonna be my, my, my award at the end of the year? The most prepared award goes 
[01:07:04] Allie: prepared. Yeah. We should do some sort of conspiracy streamy award type of thing. . 
[01:07:10] Tim: That'd be fun actually. So we go off of the scariest conspiracy from a guest. I will say it's Derek's tar theory cuz the thought of giants living on our pla.
[01:07:21] Tim: Other theories believe that the alone were giant we're the tarter. So like, so there's other elements of tying this in that, that the alien, like, do you ever see the movie Clash with the Titans? Yeah. Like, like the one with Gerard Butler? Mm-hmm. . Does that surprise you though? I have not. No, you're out. Yeah.
[01:07:35] Tim: So like, to like, in a weird, in a weird, weird way, the way that's set up with them being Giants of Men controlling in h and h Oh, all his Greece, I think. Where was it? I think it was Egypt, actually. A movie. Yeah, but I dunno. The idea is they were giants among humans. Like that falls into the theory that Alo Homes could have been humanlike, but having the superior like size difference and maybe they were the [01:08:00] first humans or whatever, and there was a clash in war and I don't know, the pulse shifted polarity and caused a great flood and wiped everybody out.
[01:08:07] Tim: And Adam and Eve survived on a boat, on a, on a door that she let him 
[01:08:11] Allie: get on. You're mixing up Bible stories now. I know. He's just combined 
[01:08:14] Tim: Eve. That's No his ark . I'm telling you, Ark had the boat. I'm telling you my conspiracy theory is that all conspiracies are tied together. My conspiracy, some, some piece of truth that is distorted through these many different fanatical ideas of what conspiracy.
[01:08:30] Tim: I know. 
[01:08:31] Dann: My conspiracy theory is that all the wow expansions are based off of this 
[01:08:36] Tim: stuff. . Wonderful. Because the, the Pyramid World of Warcraft. Yeah. 
[01:08:39] Dann: The pyramid that was in that was a re origination device. So like if the world got messed up, it was literally a 
[01:08:45] Allie: reset button. . Dan, this is not your episode.
[01:08:47] Allie: You can tell your conspiracy. I know. Time . 
[01:08:51] Tim: The well created like Ryle himself created. Wow. He was a 
[01:08:55] Dann: wow developer. Yep. . But yeah, that was a good, I liked it. It was really [01:09:00] good. 
[01:09:00] Allie: Thank you for sharing your conspiracy, Tim. I know you've been very excited about doing this one. I 
[01:09:04] Tim: need this one to go out to the millions because I need everyone 
[01:09:07] Allie: to, so is this like your whole TikTok newsfeed 
[01:09:09] Tim: anymore?
[01:09:11] Tim: This and well, it's more, more that we're all gonna be bond and die and that we need to start preparing and Damn, you could 
[01:09:18] Allie: reset 
[01:09:18] Tim: your TikTok. That sounds, yeah, I know. I gotta, I gotta change the, the algorithm. I need to see some more sounds liking some, some puppies, . 
[01:09:25] Allie: I have all comedians. I have like in the past, I don't know, month.
[01:09:29] Allie: I've booked like 20 comedy shows. Not 20, but you know what I mean? I've booked a lot of comedy shows in the past, so mine's all happy and cheerful. Well, good 
[01:09:37] Tim: for you. 
[01:09:37] Allie: What? It's quite good. Cause I send them all to you, . 
[01:09:42] Tim: Well, don't, well, you know me, I check my, my messages or my, I let 'em build up until I get a hundred and then, and then I start watching them.
[01:09:49] Allie: So like a week later, usually 
[01:09:51] Tim: week later, , , I got like 30 from Dan that Dan sent me. I have to still watch, but Wonderful. Yeah, so that was my, that was [01:10:00] my, my whole spiel. It was really great. But now I kind of like tapped out, right? I, I went through like 19 different conspiracies now. I got nothing to come back with.
[01:10:08] Tim: You'll just have to find a new 
[01:10:09] Dann: one. 
[01:10:10] Allie: You had two that you were choosing from. So if you wanna come back and do the other one, you can come back and do the other one. 
[01:10:17] Tim: I do wanna get more into the other one, which ties into this. Like everything ties, don't tear it now. Everything tear, everything ties into realism.
[01:10:23] Tim: There's not gonna be a conspiracy theory that you bring onto this podcast that someone isn't gonna say, oh, well it originated from there. Because that's just how the whole religion set is, is the whole thing is based on everything's included. Mm-hmm. . It's like the all in one . We 
[01:10:37] Allie: got it. Your dog is very confused right now.
[01:10:41] Allie: He's like, what is going on? He's 
[01:10:42] Tim: an alien. What if dogs we're actually placed here to be the watchdogs for the aliens? Like they just, well, there's a watch monitor 
[01:10:49] Dann: us. There's a theory that cats are aliens. 
[01:10:53] Tim: I can't even do it. I believe, I do believe that cats are demonn spawned from hell and oh, [01:11:00] and that cats are literally here.
[01:11:04] Tim: To watch us die or guide us to hell or something, they're evil. My, my cats would not die. Evil, 
[01:11:09] Allie: evil creatures. Well, hold on. Let's let's continue some of this conversation onto our recording for Patreon. Tim, do you feel like joining us for a quick little Buzzfeed quiz on aliens? Oh 
[01:11:23] Tim: yeah. Sign me in. Okay.
[01:11:25] Allie: Mm-hmm. . So if you're listening on our podcast platform or on YouTube you should be subscribed to our Patreon. What are you waiting for? You'll have bonus content every posting and some really. Just random bizarre shit gets posted on there too. I don't even know. I, I have nothing 
[01:11:43] Tim: for it. I heard behind the scenes, I, I heard that the behind the scenes Sensu day will be will be videotaped and pat.
[01:11:52] Tim: It's not a porn site. It's not porn, it's it's enlightenment. You have to subscribe 
[01:11:56] Dann: to our, Tim, put your hat back on our tin hat. Tear. . [01:12:00] 
[01:12:00] Allie: Yes, . 
[01:12:01] Tim: To get the sensual down, it's flat. You got a flat head.
[01:12:07] Allie: it reminds me of, what's that movie scary Movie three, where they all have tin foil hats sitting on the couch and he just, like, he's rap his and pulls off a harsh kid. He's the, he's 
[01:12:17] Dann: the person. He's like, I'm ready to be abducted. And the the aliens just leave him. They don't 
[01:12:20] Tim: choose it. , I will tell you what, , I challenge every listener that's out there.
[01:12:25] Tim: Oh God. If you have ties to Alien, Bye
[01:12:35] Tim: Take me. Eat me up. Scotty Fi. Seek me out. . You already know where I live cuz it was already said earlier today. No, we're cutting up. 
[01:12:44] Dann: I'm gonna cut it out. But the aliens already heard it cuz they're here. One's behind me right now. You see 
[01:12:50] Tim: her? I do. Yeah. 
[01:12:51] Dann: Sort of. She's a ghost. Ghost. A 
[01:12:53] Allie: ghost . But if you are not yet subscribed, what are you waiting for?
[01:12:58] Allie: Please follow us on at [01:13:00] conspiracy happy hour. On our Instagram page, we have our postings on YouTube. If you wanna watch the full video and the full PowerPoint, not nonsense presentation that went on in this video. We are on all podcasting platforms. We are on Spotify, we are on, gimme some other podcasting.
[01:13:20] Allie: That's it. 
[01:13:21] Tim: That's it? Yeah. Spotify, apple. Google. Google. 
[01:13:24] Dann: Mm-hmm. , all the big ones on Amazon, if you're into that. Yep. You're feeling feeling frisky? . 
[01:13:29] Allie: I used to . That's how I used to use. But check us out. Follow us. Really looking for more Instagram followers. So like, send us to your friends. Just tell 'em to follow us.
[01:13:40] Allie: Love us. You don't even have to listen, but you should cuz this is some really good. It is some really good shit. Yep. 
[01:13:46] Dann: And by the end, 
[01:13:47] Tim: you'll be in a 
[01:13:47] Allie: cold shit . But if you are not yet subscribed and you want to be, follow us on Patreon. Depending on the tier, we're doing book clubs on there. We're doing happy hours.
[01:13:58] Allie: We're doing merch [01:14:00] giveaways. Tim, this will be a Buzzfeed quiz. That's just gonna be for every listener of every tier. 
[01:14:06] Tim: So, and if you want more of Tim, you can, can find, if you want more of Tim, you can find him. crowd. Woo . 
[01:14:15] Allie: Tim, why don't you, why don't you take a second, promote yourself, plug yourself.
[01:14:18] Allie: You've got a couple different platforms that you can promote 
[01:14:21] Tim: there. Hi, I'm Tim with Gecko's Media. I really hate him. Sometimes Tinker Gadget on a Dungeons and Dragons comedy podcast, geckos and Groos. Check us out wherever you get your podcast. Catch you 
[01:14:33] Allie: later. And then you're also the 
[01:14:36] Tim: editor. I am also the editor and co-founder of Geckos Media that this.
[01:14:41] Tim: Episode is posted on. If you have a podcast that you have an idea of and want to make it a real thing, reach out to Dan and I cuz we can make your dreams a reality. 
[01:14:53] Dann: The aliens told us too. , 
[01:14:55] Allie: you're getting really, really close to the computer. I just see this [01:15:00] because he's getting 
[01:15:00] Tim: drunk. , you're right. I am.
[01:15:03] Tim: Name three. Sludges down. Call it. Come Lord. Well wait. Can we call this sensual day? 
[01:15:08] Allie: No. Alright. Thanks for listening everyone. Bye. 
[01:15:13] Tim: Bye.