9.13.24 Tell it Right Podcast - Episode 80 - Friday The 13th Return

WELCOME BACK!
Tell it Right is back from summer break and ready go for another wild and silly season with Mike & Jared.

Mike and JAred Recap the summer and discuss the total dumpster fire called Acolytes.

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Mike and Jared Talk about Jared recent manifestation and the possibilities of telepathy, manifestation and seeing the future.

Mike adds American Graffiti to the Star Wars Cannon
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Transcript

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MIke
Welcome back everybody to tell it right podcast. Mike and Jared here back in summer is over. We are back to work. We are back to school. We're here for fucking episode 80. Thank you, everybody. How the fuck is it going, Jared? How you doing today?

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Jared
I mean, it's going back to the grind, to the grind.

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MIke
Morning drive, everybody. It's Friday the 13th, actually, not for me and Jared, but for everybody here listening. We are we are starting the show on Friday the 13th. I don't know if that's a fucking good thing or a bad thing. What do you think?

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Jared
Yeah, I mean, it's the 13th. It's. It's always a superstitious bad day. Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean.

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MIke
No, go on.

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Jared
Superstitions just go way too far, though. Assumptions like the fact that they don't have 13th floors and buildings like there is a 13th floor. You just don't call it that. Right? I felt like in hotels and shit fuckers.

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MIke
So why would.

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Jared
You do that? That's the that's like the stupidest thing ever.

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MIke
Fuck that dude. Put it 13th floor in. No. Yeah. Like usually psych wards though in like a hospital or the 13th floor, but it's called the 14th or the 12th. It's fucked up anyways. It is Friday the 13th and today I, we decided that we're going to, we're going to do some conspiracy shit and we're just going to talk about, you know, the occult, esoteric, crazy, the foolish, the fucked up, you know.

00:01:56:03 - 00:01:58:00
Jared
Date, all of the above.

00:01:58:03 - 00:02:21:23
MIke
All of the above, all of the above. But before we get to that, let's just, you know. Welcome back, everybody. You know, it's serious. It's it was a it's quite a few months that we've been out. I can't remember. I think maybe early June, I put a last podcast out there, just me talking about fucking. Yeah, let's recap.

00:02:22:06 - 00:02:46:14
MIke
Let's just recap. You know, this summer so far, you know, summer kind of ended, ah, started off with the boys season four going on that shitty fucking Star Wars thing that was filmed by Zack Snyder. Um, what was it called again? Rebel. No, no, no, no. Rebel Moon. That is a different project. I'm talking about that stupid Jedi thing that they thought was Star Wars that Star Wars came out with.

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MIke
You know what I'm talking about?

00:02:48:21 - 00:02:49:05
Jared
Acolyte.

00:02:49:13 - 00:02:52:12
MIke
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That that that is shit.

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Jared
Yeah.

00:02:54:11 - 00:02:56:16
MIke
No, seriously canceled. Yeah. Can spoiler.

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Jared
Alert.

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MIke
Spoiler. It's done, but no. Yeah. For real though like Zack Snyder probably could've if they probably he probably could've did it better.

00:03:07:14 - 00:03:16:02
Jared
He would have filmed the 17,000 hour version for it's called the director's cut and made it black and white. And then it would just be like, What the fuck am I?

00:03:16:02 - 00:03:27:17
MIke
What the hell? We're definitely like, Crash Star Wars for show. We have the cicadas this summer, right? Holy fuck. Those fuckers came.

00:03:27:18 - 00:03:29:12
Jared
I didn't really get too many, honestly.

00:03:29:21 - 00:03:50:11
MIke
Well, I found out there's an annual cicada. I didn't know that. There's also what we. We got the 16 year one this year. That was the big deal. But like there's actually right around now there's a few guys popping out, you know, saying, what up? But there's like these fucking hornets that fly around that like, go and kill them.

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MIke
They're called cicada hunters. That's your name? That's a fucking. It's a beast. No, this things are like I don't know, they're like two inches big in. Like they drill like they, they like drill these holes in the ground. And then they go and they go and they fucking murder cicadas. It's crazy. And they're like, they're harmless. The people, apparently, they don't go after people.

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MIke
They're just like, Yeah, they're cicada addicts. They're just like, I need the fucking cicada, you fucking humans. You got nothing. I need. Stay the fuck out of my way. You know? Sure. Oh.

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Jared
But I heard that there's these mites that feed on cicada cells and dead cicadas. And I mean, now, because there's so many of them, like if you walk around and you think you have mosquito bites, but they turn into, like, these little, like, bumps. Like it looks like a rash. Yeah, you're actually getting these mite bites. Uh, they've got a bunch of cases going around everybody.

00:04:55:12 - 00:04:56:21
Jared
A bunch of dermatologists.

00:04:57:00 - 00:05:00:05
MIke
Make sure you wear your socks extra high this summer.

00:05:01:02 - 00:05:02:13
Jared
Hmm. Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm. Hmm hmm.

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MIke
Yeah. What else? What other movies came out? Well, Deadpool, you know, that that was. Go on, Alien. Romulus, that just came out. Yeah, we got Beetlejuice coming up here. We had twisters there. I didn't see that yet. I was attempting to, but never did.

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Jared
I mean, I'm going to watch it. Yeah, but I'll say this much. It's not going to be good now. I mean, probably it's already for rats and it came out like the beginning of July and it's already like if you can get it streaming.

00:05:36:04 - 00:05:57:11
MIke
They're fucking douche bag, you know that played the, you know, the Val Kilmer character in the new Top Gun movie. It fucking isn't. And he still plays that same kind of douchebag like he's typecast as the the cocky douchebag, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know.

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Jared
I was it. You mean that Miles guy?

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MIke
Not Miles. No, Miles. It's cool. He's legit. He's too.

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Jared
You know, I actually never watched that Top Gun Maverick.

00:06:07:12 - 00:06:09:19
MIke
Oh, you never seen it? Okay, so.

00:06:09:19 - 00:06:15:07
Jared
No, it's been on. It's been for streaming, but I haven't like actually sat down and took the time to fucking.

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MIke
So should it's Glen Powell look him up. Yeah. Isn't he's a he's.

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Jared
A he's the son of.

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MIke
Colin Powell now.

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Jared
Uh.

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MIke
No, he's white. Colin Powell is semi black white semi. Yeah, I use borderline. I don't know. He was really a light a light black isn't.

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Jared
I heard that Bill Paxton's son like is in it.

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MIke
I don't know if that's. Yeah, this is Bill Paxton, son. He just goes by Powell.

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Jared
I don't know, cause his dad's.

00:07:00:12 - 00:07:02:23
MIke
I know his dad's. Glen Powell. Senior.

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Jared
Yeah.

00:07:05:22 - 00:07:15:17
MIke
Here's some years. He returned to the University of Texas at Austin to complete his work to get a film degree this year. Hey.

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Jared
James Paxton, isn't it.

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MIke
James Packer?

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Jared
Oh, Clayson twisters.

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MIke
What did they just put like.

00:07:25:02 - 00:07:26:03
Jared
His plays Cody.

00:07:26:06 - 00:07:37:14
MIke
Is he just put his dad's they just put like a fucking green screen on his face and put his dad's face there and is his bill Paxton died right. I'm not wrong about. Yeah right.

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Jared
Yeah. He died in 2017 in a.

00:07:42:07 - 00:08:09:18
MIke
I remember hearing about that. Yeah it's fucked up but I thought there was one other movie that I thought was worth checking out that was coming out this year. No, you know what, though? There was one movie that did come out, and we'll have to talk about this. I'm going to write this down. But they had to change the name to the movie.

00:08:10:08 - 00:08:25:09
MIke
Apparently. I don't know if it had something to do with like Wokeness and or it had something to do with like the the magical black something club or something I'll have to look at.

00:08:25:09 - 00:08:26:00
Jared
Oh, yeah, I know.

00:08:26:01 - 00:08:27:00
MIke
You know what you're talking about?

00:08:27:01 - 00:08:28:12
Jared
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:29:21 - 00:08:35:08
MIke
I kind of want to see what that movie is all about. Now. They had, like, actually changed the name. I don't know what it's called now.

00:08:35:22 - 00:08:37:17
Jared
But magical black people.

00:08:37:23 - 00:08:44:15
MIke
Yeah, well, no, they changed it like they were. They changed it while it was in theaters or some shit like that.

00:08:44:15 - 00:08:55:03
Jared
I don't know. Yeah, we, we brought this up at one of our previous episodes that I don't. Yeah. We talked about that movie. Oh. And I said how that name was just so messed up.

00:08:55:09 - 00:08:57:20
MIke
Yeah. Yeah it was.

00:08:57:20 - 00:09:12:15
Jared
So we comment is on it already, but it definitely was worth it. One of those names we're bringing back. But oh yeah. No, if, if they change the name, I think we even discussed how they were getting away with having a name like that.

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MIke
I got to ask Google right now. Oh, is the name of the magical Black Club movie.

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Jared
Well, magical play. So it's like segregate hated Harry Potter.

00:09:23:08 - 00:09:36:10
MIke
Yeah. I don't even know if it's even that. Yeah. I don't even think it really has anything to do with, like, magic.

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Jared
Magic?

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MIke
The American Society of Magical Negroes. That's what it was called.

00:09:43:06 - 00:09:46:09
Jared
That was the name of it. Yeah. They thought that was going to fly.

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MIke
All right, hold on. Now, let me ask this. What did they change that to? Sorry. 1/2. What did they change? American society of magical Negroes to what the. Oh, my God.

00:10:16:06 - 00:10:17:10
Jared
They make it something worse.

00:10:17:10 - 00:10:20:18
MIke
Yeah, it did. I was responding here. I have to read this.

00:10:21:23 - 00:10:26:00
Jared
When the Americans say, yeah, sure, yeah, this is this.

00:10:26:00 - 00:10:55:02
MIke
Is better when the Americans society this is I Google a I hear the the I over you win the American society of magical magical Negroes was announced some expected it to be a black version of Harry Potter. However, the film is actually a dark comedy. That address dress dresses a trope in which black characters are used to support white characters.

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MIke
The film's title is a confrontational way of naming the most recognizable version of this trope. So it's like it's probably like Blazing Saddles in a way.

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Jared
Okay, it's.

00:11:13:04 - 00:11:24:00
MIke
What Blazing Saddles, essentially what it was pointing out that you don't have black cowboys and Hollywood. They weren't about it. Yeah. And so, Mel.

00:11:24:00 - 00:11:26:20
Jared
Brooks, I mean, were there really any black cowboys.

00:11:28:17 - 00:11:30:13
MIke
There, Sheriff Burt? For sure.

00:11:31:14 - 00:11:41:15
Jared
I mean, I like how in movies we like to like change characters and pretend like, Oh yeah, we're just going to put a black person.

00:11:41:22 - 00:12:04:12
MIke
Well, that was the lead character. That was the point of it. That was the point of that movie to do that because. Well, so here's the thing about Blazing Saddles. Oh, what? That was like a fuck ups to Hollywood. It was Mel Brooks, because it came down to the whole Jewish thing, too, and like this whole stereotypes of everything.

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MIke
And so, yeah, he I forget who the actor was. They played Sheriff Bart, but, um, or no, it wasn't even him and Sheriff Bart. It was I. Who is that black comedian, that really popular one. That was Richard Pryor leave him. And Richard Pryor wrote that Richard Pryor wasn't going to go do it, but they found the guy that who they went with, the guy that played Bart.

00:12:32:13 - 00:12:39:05
MIke
But then they asked John Wayne to play in that fucking movie and John was like, Oh no, you know, Mel.

00:12:39:05 - 00:12:42:07
Jared
I would have been weird too. I mean, he's a very serious.

00:12:42:12 - 00:12:57:00
MIke
Right? Well, that's what I mean. That's what he said. He's like, Well, Mel, I got a I got an image. You know, I can't he's like, I think this is funny as hell, but I he's like, I can't do this. This with this isn't me or my image, you know what I mean?

00:12:57:06 - 00:12:57:23
Jared
Yeah. Yeah.

00:12:58:01 - 00:13:25:04
MIke
But that's where they got Gene Wilder. And it was it was fucking magical movie. And it made its point, I think. I mean, that's kind of the main themes is racism and making fun of Hollywood, you know? And yeah, sticking a black cowboy in there. And, like, that's the whole idea when he comes to town, like, everybody's, like, in the 1800s that would not have flown, you know.

00:13:25:04 - 00:13:45:18
MIke
So yeah. So it was like in obviously, you know, the same thing with just with Hollywood. Like we don't want to do that in a serious movie. Like we'd rather have a white guy up there. But the same effect. Yeah, it was, it was it was good.

00:13:45:20 - 00:13:49:17
Jared
I think the problem is like when they want to change historical.

00:13:49:17 - 00:13:51:02
MIke
Movies or oh yeah.

00:13:51:03 - 00:14:02:21
Jared
That's like, like you can't put, you know, like a mexican guy or, or a black guy in a part that they just would not have been historically.

00:14:03:01 - 00:14:07:06
MIke
Like if they made a Bill Clinton movie, you couldn't have Monica Lewinsky be a dude.

00:14:08:13 - 00:14:08:20
Jared
Yeah.

00:14:09:11 - 00:14:10:03
MIke
They're going to do that.

00:14:10:03 - 00:14:24:05
Jared
But I mean, like, look at like Robin Hood. Like, that was probably pretty accurate where they had what's his face that was following them around. Margaret Freeman with Kevin Costner. He played like an Arab guy.

00:14:24:05 - 00:14:38:21
MIke
But there was a meme where it was Donald Trump. It was it was like a Disney plus original series in the future, the Donald Trump story. And it was a black version of Donald Trump.

00:14:41:02 - 00:14:45:18
Jared
They replaced everybody with black. Right? Right. Oh, my God.

00:14:47:07 - 00:15:04:09
MIke
I don't know. Well, that was the summer. I mean, there is a lot of a lot of good stuff. There's good movies, though, are still that come out. Like I said, Beetlejuice is on the way. We should get that right. Yeah, we're October and then I don't have the lists in front on you, but we'll talk about it later in other episodes.

00:15:05:13 - 00:15:10:20
MIke
So let's yeah, let's get the Friday the 13th show. You ready to have the greatest fucking podcast ever?

00:15:10:20 - 00:15:13:14
Jared
Jerry? I mean, I thought we already did.

00:15:13:22 - 00:15:15:09
MIke
So what I'm saying think.

00:15:16:05 - 00:15:19:12
Jared
I mean, I think we surpassed Rogen already.

00:15:19:12 - 00:15:36:17
MIke
Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. So I'm thinking how I want to start this off is there are some Tic Tacs out there. Um, they're just absolutely fucking creepy and ridiculous. Kind of funny, too. So I'm going to start with the first one here.

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Tik Tok Clip 1
Attention, residents, please be reminded to inspect your homes for pests before retiring for the night. Recent reports indicate a significant increase in shrub infestations. To mitigate this, ensure that all holes or crevices are sealed and crawl spaces are securely closed. Please store our food and pets safely and make sure your toes are covered while sleeping. Prevent Shrub infestations by using only town hall approved organic food products in your homes.

00:16:07:00 - 00:16:08:17
Jared
So I hope.

00:16:09:08 - 00:16:37:05
MIke
I don't know this like a county has been making all these videos of this, like, weird, like fictional town. I forget what they call it was like Phantom Phil or something like that. And they're just real eerie, like, but I think they're kind of, like, stupid at the same time, you know, like that one. So like, yeah, it's like all the pictures of the people are like, they're wearing, like, creepy.

00:16:37:05 - 00:16:58:07
MIke
They all look like weird creeps. Dolls and shit like that. And yeah, they are. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck chubs are. They didn't exactly point that out but they, I don't know, like that thing at the end, it kind of looked like chub, you know, it had this, like, little cone head, and it was. But it also.

00:16:58:07 - 00:17:00:01
Jared
Looked like, I guess you could call it a chub.

00:17:00:05 - 00:17:09:19
MIke
Yeah, well, what's the guy from Total Recall? Yeah, they did. Rick and Morty on it. Open your mind.

00:17:11:14 - 00:17:12:10
Jared
A wato.

00:17:12:10 - 00:17:22:13
MIke
Yeah. So it's like a mix of a wato in a cone head, just like sitting on a, like, like on a table. Like, I don't know, it was creepy.

00:17:22:13 - 00:17:23:08
Jared
It's creepy. Yeah.

00:17:24:12 - 00:17:28:05
MIke
So they got I got another video from them.

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Tik Tok Clip 1
Creation Day is just around the corner. And a grand celebration will take place to honor the birth of our town and the glory of our designer. Tributes will be taken to show our gratitude and devotion. Attendance is mandatory for all. Celebrate with pride and unity under the watchful eye of our benevolent designer.

00:17:51:09 - 00:18:05:17
MIke
That is like, fuckin weird. Just imagine, like, you lived in, like. Like you got suckered into some kind of utopian society. Mm hmm. And, like, this was your bullshit creation day. Fucking.

00:18:06:00 - 00:18:29:18
Jared
I don't know. It's weird. Like, what if the thing that I was wondering to myself, like, I get it that companies, there's like actual companies out there that post shit and have accounts and make money, like, off of, you know, social media. Yeah, but who the fuck has time to make something like this?

00:18:30:13 - 00:18:36:10
MIke
Well, you know, it's either like. Yeah, they got, like, in a they got to sit there, they hype it. Yeah, but.

00:18:36:12 - 00:18:43:14
Jared
Yeah, but okay. So that I made it. But at the same time they're paying for a good A.I. program too. But yeah.

00:18:44:06 - 00:18:44:18
MIke
I mean, there's.

00:18:44:18 - 00:18:46:11
Jared
Have you seen some of the air out there?

00:18:46:19 - 00:18:47:19
MIke
But yeah.

00:18:48:07 - 00:18:53:05
Jared
The things morph into weird shit. Like, this one's actually, like, legit. Like.

00:18:53:15 - 00:19:24:18
MIke
I should have pulled that up. I can't find it, but it's, there's like these ones where it looks like people turn to, like, dust, like it's like Thanos snapping his finger, but then they, like, turn into other things. It, like, looks like you would be like. It's not like supposed to be like anything creepy, like, like a shapeshifter, but it's like, it's just something that the eyes doing weird and it like, looks like it could be a that's why, like, a shapeshifter would do, but it's still not a good quality.

00:19:24:18 - 00:19:48:12
MIke
Like, you wouldn't actually put that in a real movie, you know? But like some of this shit looks weird, like where it's like it's shifting into other things and it like, looks like it's just like babies coming out of buttholes and stuff like that. And then they're like being recycled baby bottles. Yeah, but.

00:19:48:12 - 00:19:50:04
Jared
All right, that's for baby's game.

00:19:50:12 - 00:20:19:19
MIke
Yeah, they. They do. They do come from the holes. Okay, so I'm going to show you the last one here. And I think actually this is going to be the creepiest out of all four realizes. All right. Unless all right, man, I'm comin. Let's see here. So I just want to say, like, this is like something that kind of, like, freaks me out.

00:20:19:19 - 00:20:27:04
MIke
Like, I feel like I would have a dream of this, and it would be, like, the scariest dream I've ever had. So here we go.

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Tik Tok Clip 2
We're Costco guys. Of course, we go shopping while eating a chicken. They are.

00:20:38:03 - 00:20:46:20
MIke
Everybody thought he was chasing some kind of, like, video game and P.C.. Right, right, right.

00:20:46:20 - 00:20:51:11
Jared
Yeah, that's true. The chances.

00:20:51:11 - 00:20:55:19
Speaker 5
That I have that I.

00:20:56:16 - 00:21:07:14
Jared
Want you to do. All right. Where are you? There's a ton of those things I know in the Michael Jackson one that was scary as hell. I hate the Chiquita lady.

00:21:07:17 - 00:21:10:16
MIke
There's a Frito-Lay and there's like a Fred Durst one, too.

00:21:11:16 - 00:21:12:13
Jared
That's frightening.

00:21:12:23 - 00:21:35:21
MIke
There should be. So I maybe I'll make the Corey Feldman one because I see they like they use Roblox. So like, I just I just got to find a Roblox game and do like a screen recording and just run around for like, you know, a few minutes and then I could just cut hopefully I think I should be able to with the programs I have, I might be able to do like a flat image like that and just have it chase you.

00:21:37:01 - 00:21:38:19
MIke
Yeah, but no, I.

00:21:38:19 - 00:21:40:11
Jared
Mean Corey Feldman. I mean.

00:21:40:11 - 00:22:04:07
MIke
Yeah, but like, dude, seriously though, like, like show everybody. So for you that aren't watching on YouTube, you're listening, you know, in your car or whatever. So you probably already seen it if you haven't basically it's just like what happens is this person and they put a video out there like they take like a video that's like viral out there and they take like 5 seconds from it.

00:22:04:07 - 00:22:27:16
MIke
So it kind of hooks you in there. You think it's going to be that video and then all of a sudden it dissolves and do like a video game and there's and then all of a sudden you see Kanye West and it's like this. It's like a Google picture of carnage. It was just like Photoshopped into this video game and it's like if you've ever played the game, escape the back rooms.

00:22:28:09 - 00:22:55:08
MIke
It's like the the beast that ends up finding you that you have to run away from. It's like that. And you just pretty much got it. Pretty much these videos is like a character running away. And then this, like Kanye West, bigger picture, it's just coming it. Sometimes it's fast, sometimes it's slow, sometimes it's fucking huge, sometimes it's small.

00:22:55:08 - 00:22:56:01
Jared
So she said.

00:22:56:01 - 00:23:20:15
MIke
Yeah, right. And, but like, I don't know, do that freaks me out. It's like I feel like that would be a nightmare. I would have like just having to run away, maybe not necessarily Kanye West, but like that in itself like would be kind of scary, like him yelling out like, my name's ye, my name is ye or Yeah, yeah.

00:23:20:16 - 00:23:21:13
MIke
I don't know. Easy.

00:23:21:20 - 00:23:22:15
Jared
Easy, easy.

00:23:24:07 - 00:23:53:16
MIke
Easy ye. But there was a guy that was called Eazy E with a E, not a ye. Yeah. Yi yi yi. So, but yeah, that. I don't know. I just I don't want to fucking have to run away from Kanye.

00:23:53:16 - 00:23:54:17
Jared
I mean, you should if you do.

00:23:54:22 - 00:24:13:22
MIke
Oh, yeah, I know. Absolutely. If I saw him, I run away, like, no way. But there's a thing, like, you kind of want to run away from the guy. He's walking around wearing, like, a, like a fucking S&M mask all the time and shit. You seen that shit, right? Yeah. I mean, I guess he probably hasn't done that in a while.

00:24:13:22 - 00:24:16:10
MIke
It was like last year. Shit, when I like, has.

00:24:16:10 - 00:24:19:03
Jared
Like, girlfriends and wears a trash bag with nothing else under it.

00:24:19:10 - 00:24:29:21
MIke
Oh, yeah, that's right. It's weird. That's that's creativity. That's like, yeah, I don't know.

00:24:29:22 - 00:24:32:16
Jared
It's what happens when you get too much money, you just give in saying.

00:24:32:16 - 00:24:47:08
MIke
Well, right. And then like, people are like they got that Stockholm syndrome where they're just kind of like, Oh, he's a fucking genius. Oh, my God, yeah, you got to wear a dress back. Who would have thought of that? Nobody would have thought of that. Who would wear a trash bag? It nobody.

00:24:47:10 - 00:24:50:23
Jared
I mean, that's why I watched any fashion shows. Like.

00:24:51:10 - 00:24:52:03
MIke
I kind of know.

00:24:52:12 - 00:24:53:12
Jared
What I mean. Yeah, well, I.

00:24:53:12 - 00:24:54:12
MIke
Catch up because we.

00:24:54:12 - 00:24:55:12
Jared
Sit down and watch.

00:24:55:12 - 00:25:21:16
MIke
It. My wife watches the cardiac season, so I always see like he was married. That's the thing. I've seen the episodes where he's part of the family and doing the fucking interviews and shit. And actually I just want to point out, I think it's incredibly fucking weird that Travis Barker, Kourtney Kardashian and her are married. And I, you know, banging pots together, you know, they're anyways.

00:25:21:18 - 00:25:29:00
Jared
I think it's insane that people actually care about. Oh yeah, the family that has accomplished nothing in their lifetime.

00:25:29:00 - 00:25:35:09
MIke
Well, what they've accomplished, they've accomplished making brands and selling clothing and you know.

00:25:35:11 - 00:25:37:22
Jared
Yeah, but they would have been nothing if it wasn't for their parents.

00:25:38:07 - 00:25:46:09
MIke
Wouldn't been nothing if Kim Kardashian and didn't some dude and it all go viral before the internet was really popular.

00:25:46:09 - 00:25:49:23
Jared
Yeah but her dad was the on the OJ Simpson he.

00:25:49:23 - 00:25:50:21
MIke
Was but.

00:25:51:10 - 00:25:58:14
Jared
And then their other dad was an Olympic medalist and then became a woman like yeah that was publicity.

00:25:58:22 - 00:26:24:02
MIke
That's you know you know since we brought this up that's actually a good this this is a kind of weird thing that I always thought with like watching this show over the years, I've always felt that Bruce Jenner was always kind of put in a little corner, you know? Yes, it would go on. He would try to, like, you know, help with the like in the beginning, it was a real wholesome family show.

00:26:24:15 - 00:26:47:23
MIke
It was like kind of like, you know, you could tell there is kind of a little scripted, but like at the end of the day, they would always kind of have like a a lesson they learned and all that kind of shit, right? But like, any time, like sometimes when Bruce would get involved, it would just be like, you're nobody, you know, they wouldn't say that, but they would kind of like pushing the say like, No, you're wrong.

00:26:47:23 - 00:27:05:13
MIke
Hold on, we'll take care of this. Don't worry about it, you know. Yeah, and I don't know his you just keep watching the show and like, literally all he was doing was just like living a stay at home life. Honestly, I guess he was a speaker, right? So they don't they don't really show that shit on the show.

00:27:05:17 - 00:27:26:18
MIke
I think they had a couple of times, but like he really was like, we love like flying like fucking model airplanes and helicopters and drones and shit. It was kind of like, yeah, his hobbies and all that. But then like, yeah, I started noticing like I'm like I even in their early time, like I'm like these girls are rubbing off on the guy.

00:27:26:18 - 00:27:52:01
MIke
Like, he's starting to do weird things and like in earrings and all this shit and yeah, it's just, it's weird how it ended up coming out, but like, I feel like him just being a part of that family, that reality, life that they signed up for. I think that fucking changed him, honest to God. I think that in like it, just like he couldn't.

00:27:52:01 - 00:27:58:14
MIke
I feel like he just was never, like, respected enough. Yeah. And then I.

00:27:58:14 - 00:28:07:05
Jared
Think they're so insane that they screw that man. There's only way out is to become a woman. I mean, that's the only thing I can imagine at this point.

00:28:08:14 - 00:28:09:23
MIke
Yeah, it's. It's wild.

00:28:11:18 - 00:28:43:14
Jared
The other day, like, not to go through the whole back story. If I was sitting there and I was thinking of something that was going to be funny to send to you. Yeah. And like other people, just it's like, kind of like a come back to something. Yeah. And I was literally just thinking it in my brain. Never spoke the words and I've researched it up, nothing on my phone and the thought that came to me, I was like, Oh, that would be funny.

00:28:43:14 - 00:29:02:23
Jared
And I'm sitting there just scrolling through my phone and the exact scene of the movie that I was thinking about popped up. Yeah. And it was the in 21 Jump Street when they come back and they like in that church. Okay. And those two girls are like dressed up like cheerleaders. They're like, oh, you know what did you guys do today?

00:29:02:23 - 00:29:24:01
Jared
We were, you know, catching people from stealing cars and, well, you guys were just popping each other's ass. And that would be like the part that I thought was, you know, it would be a good come back to this one thing. Yeah. And that scene popped up on my phone in my feed and I'm like, I didn't even mention a word about this or anything.

00:29:24:05 - 00:29:56:23
Jared
Like, how does a 21 Jump Street, a movie from how many years back all of a sudden just roll through my. Yeah, my like, you know, little reels, the exact scene that I was thinking about. So I swear either Facebook like I know Facebook takes stuff that you type. Yeah. And sometimes if you speak stuff out because they like if you give them access to your microphone and stuff, they can record things and they're just taking that and they'll like in your newsfeed, they will show you stuff that you talk about.

00:29:57:15 - 00:30:20:09
Jared
You know, it's just like when you go to a site and then the next time around, you know, you're looking at somewhere else, you'll get the ads for that site. Yeah. You know, because you visited that, right? Right. So all that algorithm shit. But there's no way that my brain gave them information to show me this. They have to have some type of thing that I swear they're like reading our brainwaves now.

00:30:20:17 - 00:30:29:19
Jared
Like there's some technology or something that they aren't telling us about and they can read our minds or change our thinking entirely.

00:30:30:00 - 00:31:03:20
MIke
Well, definitely, no. I mean, they can definitely influence our thinking for sure. Mm. They really want to fuck with algorithms. Yeah. I mean they could feed us only I mean yeah. It would be a lot like they're Fahrenheit 451 movie where they got the nine thing in all. It's a basically all it is is some kind of A.I. program feeding information to people like they don't even write like they're even send like there's no closed captioning because there's no like reading.

00:31:03:20 - 00:31:18:21
MIke
Everything's like pictures, very little words or something, you know, when they show it. But it's really just somebody talking and telling you what to what to think and what's going on and all that shit.

00:31:18:21 - 00:31:19:12
Jared
Mm hmm.

00:31:21:04 - 00:31:45:13
MIke
You know, so, yeah, I mean, social media, definitely, they can. They can influence us for sure and kind of feed us o information that they feel is pertinent. I mean, like, I know, like, there is shit with the elections and all that, but you know, there's also bots, you know, that's another avenue. That's not something that social media companies necessarily do.

00:31:45:13 - 00:32:08:02
MIke
That's what that's what like clandestine operations want to do, you know what I mean? Like and it's not just like Russia or China. I mean, we're all doing and, you know, us does it and all those countries, they do it in our country. You know, one of the main things is Russia is just the one that got caught right before the first Trump election.

00:32:08:02 - 00:32:15:19
MIke
And like, you know, they got they finally got caught is really all that was. It wasn't like, oh.

00:32:15:20 - 00:32:16:06
Jared
I mean.

00:32:16:11 - 00:32:29:07
MIke
Trump's going to run for office or whatever. We got to manipulate this. So he wins. It's now it's just been an operation that's been going on long, long before any of us ever a speck in our father's eyes.

00:32:30:10 - 00:32:39:07
Jared
I mean, the US is not, you know, still have blood on their hands when it comes to all that too.

00:32:39:12 - 00:32:40:09
MIke
I guess what I would.

00:32:40:09 - 00:32:43:04
Jared
Say are the worst. We are the worst when it comes to.

00:32:43:04 - 00:32:43:17
MIke
Absolutely.

00:32:43:17 - 00:32:53:22
Jared
Influencing other countries. Like we will put people wherever we want. Like what happened to Iran and shit. Yeah, Iran used to actually be like more progressive than the US is now.

00:32:54:05 - 00:32:54:23
MIke
All right, you know.

00:32:54:23 - 00:33:19:04
Jared
And like if you look at the craziest thing I ever saw was an old picture of Osama bin Laden in like an area in Iran, and it was like in the seventies or something or sixties or whatever. Yeah. And they're all dressed like, you know, in the fashions and the stories behind them are super nice. And now it's like a third world country.

00:33:19:09 - 00:33:19:21
MIke
Oh yeah.

00:33:20:12 - 00:33:33:21
Jared
You know, going back to the Sharia law or whatever. But U.S. but you look at like the what we've done in the Middle East as far as implementing what we think is the right thing and it's completely fucked.

00:33:35:03 - 00:34:01:23
MIke
Well, you know, a lot of this with the Middle East comes back to Saudi Arabia and Israel and there's just this juggling act between the two. And, you know, it's it's fucked up. I mean, we like everything to Saudi Arabia for giving us, you know, the access to the oil. We. Right. You know, that's what's crazy about the whole Saudi Arabia thing because it's I mean, I don't know if you knew this.

00:34:01:23 - 00:34:34:03
MIke
I don't know how many people actually know this, but it's very Osama bin Laden's family got their money and it wasn't from oil. It was from construction, from building. And they built Saudi Arabia. And yeah, the dad had like 14 fucking kids and Osama was one of them, you know, and I forget the whole thing, but like he came down to the politics with Israel and Saudi Arabia.

00:34:34:05 - 00:35:05:05
MIke
I believe Osama bin Laden ended up leaving. And then running to Afghanistan or whatever and joining Al Qaida. Well, it had something to do with it was after, you know, the whole fucking shit with Russia, right? Russia and Afghanistan, the US got involved and they actually got support from Israel who provided the weapons to help fend off the fucking Russians and all that shit.

00:35:06:06 - 00:35:22:09
MIke
And it worked. But then there was a power grab after the Russians left, and that's where Osama bin Laden came from. It's kind of about all I know about the dude. I don't really know why he came to power or what.

00:35:23:23 - 00:35:24:21
Jared
Guy money.

00:35:24:21 - 00:35:35:06
MIke
Or what his or what his actual beef with the why he had beef with the US, pretty much the US filled his fucking pockets or his dad's pockets.

00:35:35:06 - 00:35:51:02
Jared
At least that was the politics. Yeah. What they did and who they helped. And, you know, they felt betrayed when we left and we just gave them a bunch of shit and that you said go fend for yourself against the Russians. But I mean, essentially we helped them.

00:35:51:15 - 00:36:00:15
MIke
We did. But yeah, if that's what's what's that movie, Tom Hanks, it was like something's war, hearts, war or something. Shit like that. Yeah.

00:36:02:11 - 00:36:08:15
Jared
Yeah. But I mean, it was. It was a mess. No, but with them.

00:36:08:16 - 00:36:36:22
MIke
But you're right. Yeah. I mean, the United States is definitely no different than in if if anything has. Yeah. More more skin in the game when it comes to youth, you know, the whole manipulation game but like here like what everyone's got to realize is everyone's fucking doing it and it's like even the United States and like and like, I mean, that's what CIA does.

00:36:36:22 - 00:37:03:17
MIke
They go, they send somebody over and that person, they end up fucking just creating contacts is what they do. It almost sounds like a CIA job. Like even the field job is kind of boring because that's literally all you're doing. You're winding down and people are becoming friends with people and just fitting in. And then, you know, there's different ways you're collecting intel, but like there's never the gun chase or anything.

00:37:03:19 - 00:37:31:22
MIke
They never they're never armed. That's the thing. You they don't want to be seen. So they're not going to arm themselves unless like there's certain situations you arm yourself with, like, yeah. In your every day. Like you're trying to be an everyday person, you know, and so you fit in, you become friends with people, you learn things, you find out people are connected to things that you need more information on.

00:37:32:15 - 00:37:50:16
MIke
Eventually you, you reel them in and you get them in and you know, you let them know like you're going to be working for the United States government. Now we're you know, we're going to pay you to do this, but you're going to get us this information. And then it actually what it is, is it's like it's like a cold calling thing.

00:37:50:18 - 00:38:13:14
MIke
They go out there, they find the contacts, and then they pass them off to another person. And then that person keeps the contact and then keeps the flow of intelligence coming through. But like they also do things like start fucking coups or support coups and you know, yeah, shit like that. And I mean, you know what Russia would though too.

00:38:13:14 - 00:38:16:02
MIke
So with China, you know, I mean China.

00:38:16:02 - 00:38:17:06
Jared
Yeah. Any of this.

00:38:17:14 - 00:38:46:09
MIke
Right, exactly. But Russia's thing is they're doing the whole Belt and Road Initiative and that's like they're copying the United States. Their only problem is they don't have a war that they came and saved everybody in doing this infrastructure shit, but they're doing it in a different way. We're yeah, they're selling people on this and I like they're going to have huge issues.

00:38:46:09 - 00:38:47:03
Jared
I mean, I mean.

00:38:47:03 - 00:38:48:11
MIke
They already do have huge.

00:38:48:11 - 00:38:49:04
Jared
Effect that we.

00:38:49:04 - 00:38:50:22
MIke
Say financing and all that.

00:38:52:13 - 00:38:55:12
Jared
It's, it's fucking wild.

00:38:55:12 - 00:38:59:13
MIke
So, oh well what.

00:38:59:22 - 00:39:02:08
Jared
Are you going to do?

00:39:02:08 - 00:39:12:16
MIke
So I just but back to that, I mean like ignorance, that's actual mind control thing.

00:39:12:16 - 00:39:13:01
Jared
Mm hmm.

00:39:14:05 - 00:39:38:03
MIke
I mean, it's an interesting it's an interesting theory because, I mean, humans do have brainwaves. We know that it can be measured. I mean, like, I've kind of had this theory ever since high school psychology. Once I found out, like, you have these brainwaves that we've identified and we can stick little suction cups up to your head with electrodes and arm.

00:39:38:03 - 00:40:06:15
MIke
And, you know, we can see charts like the brain wave ramping up and down and we can see the wave, you know, coming off and then like always resonated with me. Like, it's always like, well, well, fuck, if you can put like something on your head and like your brain's actually sending a signal like it, it's a receiver that you're putting on the head and it's receiving that information.

00:40:06:15 - 00:40:29:03
MIke
Like what if, like a human body has the receiver already? And so like that's where I started thinking of like telepathy and like, what if you could, you know, communicate with people and shit like that. So like back to, like what you were saying, like you were thinking about a movie and then all of a sudden it popped up in your feed.

00:40:30:07 - 00:40:56:13
MIke
Yeah. So let's just say there's I mean, Facebook, let's just say can't fucking read your brain. We don't know that. And we would never think that. Let's just assume that's the scenario here. What if you manifested it, though? Like what if like you were able to see that, that you were going to see that in the next few minutes?

00:40:57:09 - 00:41:24:11
MIke
You know what I mean? Like almost like a fortune teller or a medium, that sort of thing. Like you got a flash in your head and that was you thinking about the movie. And you just thought you thought about it. But what if it was like you actually tapped into something and you saw about, say, like 30 seconds to a minute into the future, but you're not aware of it.

00:41:24:23 - 00:41:42:00
MIke
You just think it's a thought. But it really was UFOs, I guess, in a certain way in that you actually saw that was coming. And so you you actually. Yeah. Do you? I'm like my mind's blown right now because it's like this continuum, right?

00:41:43:01 - 00:41:43:09
Jared
Yeah.

00:41:43:14 - 00:42:09:13
MIke
You're just going around in circles, like, you know, did you think it or did it or did you see it in the future? You know, but either way, it it ended up manifesting itself shortly after. And that's where I can see where it's like, oh, fuck, maybe Facebook's, you know, reading my mind it maybe they are, you know, but like I don't think that we have that kind of technology where it's that good.

00:42:10:08 - 00:42:38:07
MIke
We might have something that can possibly, you know maybe read some things, but I don't think it could be in such a way like I still I think you still have to have equipment attached to a had sorted. Yeah I don't think it's necessarily like okay right this software and it's going to utilize these instruments that are already built into a cell phone.

00:42:38:07 - 00:42:39:01
MIke
You know what I mean?

00:42:40:17 - 00:42:41:03
Jared
All right.

00:42:41:03 - 00:42:43:00
MIke
So I don't know.

00:42:43:04 - 00:42:45:02
Jared
But I mean, that could be, though. I mean, yeah.

00:42:45:12 - 00:42:47:11
MIke
It could be cell phones.

00:42:47:11 - 00:42:58:12
Jared
We have everybody has one now. So and they said that even if you turn your cell phone off, they're still able to track them. So they obviously have stuff in them that we know about.

00:42:58:14 - 00:42:59:10
MIke
There's some real.

00:42:59:10 - 00:43:00:00
Jared
And.

00:43:00:06 - 00:43:23:05
MIke
There's a real creepy guy that was on the Sean Ryan show. Okay. I forget his name is like Chris something. He claims he worked with Zapata on a lot of shit he was going to he actually worked on a program he claims that they were building the Iron Man suit. He had the better idea of making a suit that didn't require power.

00:43:23:06 - 00:44:04:09
MIke
It wasn't like 500 to £1000. It was something more or less that would that would actually give a person like, let's just say, superhuman abilities, but not really, like it would allow them to run faster, you know, jump, you know, he like more like they would be more protected and stuff, but it would be utilized. It was the concept was how does a person walk around with all that weight on themselves using that same concept instead of having like a armored £500 suit that requires a huge battery source that could essentially run out in the field.

00:44:05:03 - 00:44:32:21
MIke
But the government wanted the Iron Man suit, so apparently that's what they're working on. But he did say that he he is help make saw programs or I backdoors in cell phones and he's like, you can pull the battery out and I'll still hear your conversation. Yeah, it's fucking wild. I mean, there's like capacitors or something that are inside your phone then that still have enough power to be able to do that.

00:44:33:19 - 00:44:46:21
Jared
Or they're just using dark matter, the free energy that's floating around us, dark matter that we don't know. So they just use that to power that phone.

00:44:47:07 - 00:44:51:14
MIke
Oh, that's a good point. So like the Nikola Tesla, you know.

00:44:52:09 - 00:45:00:18
Jared
Well, I mean, they install these 5G antennas. I'm sure they could broadcast and reverse and send energy to something and energize where.

00:45:01:12 - 00:45:37:01
MIke
Inside the phone there is actually some kind of setup that can take radiating energy that's kind of like some kind of zero point energy module, but it can only do it on a a small enough scale that yeah, it can activate a mic or possibly a camera. Actually the creepy thing is, is like your camera's apparently always on and like somebody showed up like they, they did something where they, they were able to get to like a programing area of their phone.

00:45:37:10 - 00:46:01:00
MIke
Like, you know how when you start a PC up, you hit that right? Like right before it starts, you hit like f one or something and then it brings you to the bio screen that, yeah, somebody did that. And then they were able to show you like what the phone sees. And it's always constantly like, you know, put in the, the green squares around everything and like, like it's like identifying things.

00:46:02:14 - 00:46:25:08
MIke
I didn't know if that as well, you know, and I don't know, about ten years ago I met a guy and I asked him, why do you I duct tape over your electrical tape over your camera so they can't see. So people back then were we're worried about that shit, too. But, you know, you got to realize is like, you know, I love talking about conspiracies.

00:46:25:08 - 00:46:46:01
MIke
I think they're awesome. But you also, you know, there's points to, you know, and in there where you got to be levelheaded about certain things, it's like, you know, like the Homeland Security Act, like so many people worried about that. The government has free reign of fucking listening to us all the time and all this shit. And it's like, I don't think they are.

00:46:46:14 - 00:47:13:19
MIke
It's like, it's like the government's not listening. They're like, just there's not enough people in the fucking government to fucking sit there and listen to every American. Obviously it's profiled towards people that are fucking security threats. So if you're a security threat, yeah, you're going to be listened to. It's not an invasion of your fucking freedom. That's you being a fucking cunt for real, like, and now the government's after you.

00:47:13:20 - 00:47:30:13
MIke
It's not a conspiracy theory. It's. You're a fucking current. And get over it. Be a good person. Yeah, you know, so a yeah. I've never been one to be like, oh the governments listen but no the fucking corporations goddamn it. Yeah, they are listening to us because they want or who.

00:47:30:13 - 00:47:31:11
Jared
Give them permission.

00:47:31:11 - 00:47:52:10
MIke
Yeah, exactly we do. Oh you know that's a good point to bring up. I read this the other day, believe it or not. True story. So some guy is suing Disney and he wants to do it in like a in a trial because his wife died. His wife got peanut. She had a peanut allergy.

00:47:53:03 - 00:47:53:10
Jared
Yeah.

00:47:53:22 - 00:48:12:05
MIke
Yeah. And they apparently they did everything the you know, they told the chef, like, make sure there's no peanuts and she yeah, there's peanuts. And she had like a lot of peanut in her system. I guess she hit the EpiPen, and then she never made it to that. Maybe she made it to the hospital but not like live in.

00:48:12:12 - 00:48:37:12
MIke
Yeah. On a lived. No she didn't on the liver. So she died of fucking nuts, which is wild. Yeah. So from these nuts and but anyways, so the husband is now suing Disney and apparently Disney came back because the guy wants to do it in a trial. He wants a jury appears on this one. I don't blame them.

00:48:38:06 - 00:48:55:17
MIke
But yeah, apparently because they got Disney plus they fucking signed an agreement that they would apparently the Disney plus fucking argument or like the Disney plus terms of agreement applies to their, their resorts and everything else.

00:48:55:19 - 00:48:58:04
Jared
Restaurants and everything that they own. Yeah.

00:48:58:05 - 00:49:13:18
MIke
So yeah. So just because you Yeah. That I saw from Pearl Mania, whatever and tick tock he's like because I buy, because I watch The Mandalorian like a Disney can fucking kill me or something like that. I don't know.

00:49:13:19 - 00:49:24:10
Jared
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Oh, it's like there's like basically you can't sue them. Like, if you agree to their terms, you can't sue them for whatever you can. You can only settle outside of court.

00:49:24:20 - 00:49:35:21
MIke
Yeah. So what if I canceled all my Disney shit, like, well, I only got all that I know of, actually. See, that's the thing. Then they got you on ESP and ABC and.

00:49:36:03 - 00:49:54:10
Jared
Yeah, but it depends also like how long those terms are good for. Yeah. I don't you'd have to get a lawyer. I mean let's say, let's say it's ten years. So if you get like one of those trial, I think that's what they had was a trial subscription to. Oh yeah. So like it wasn't even like they kept it, they just had the trial.

00:49:54:10 - 00:50:02:18
Jared
Yeah. And the, but to get into the trial subscription, they had signed an agreement, agree to the terms.

00:50:02:18 - 00:50:04:16
MIke
That's fucking wild dude.

00:50:05:04 - 00:50:08:18
Jared
I heard that, that they dropped that. So Disney did.

00:50:09:02 - 00:50:12:13
MIke
They dropped what. They just paid them out that.

00:50:12:13 - 00:50:14:21
Jared
No they, they're allowing it to go to court.

00:50:15:03 - 00:50:16:19
MIke
Oh good. Finally.

00:50:17:02 - 00:50:25:17
Jared
But they're not, they didn't, they did come back and try to use that against it, but. Well it didn't pan out I guess. Either way, you.

00:50:25:17 - 00:50:41:13
MIke
Guys, either way, this isn't good for fucking Star Wars or. Hey, I mean, no, they they really needed that arbitration. I'm telling. Yeah. Now there's a grand jury there. There's no more Star Wars or done.

00:50:41:13 - 00:50:42:02
Jared
Well, is.

00:50:42:09 - 00:50:48:23
MIke
Actually there's a new Star Wars coming out, isn't there. Oh, no, no, it's it's game crew. The game's coming out.

00:50:49:23 - 00:50:51:02
Jared
That came out this week.

00:50:51:02 - 00:51:01:21
MIke
Yeah. So it's the first outlaws. Yeah, the first like Open World Star Wars game. So it's like you can travel different planets and shit like that and it's like.

00:51:02:06 - 00:51:03:06
Jared
Here, it's not good.

00:51:03:06 - 00:51:07:02
MIke
Yeah, I did kind of hear that. But then other people are like, it's better than nothing.

00:51:08:13 - 00:51:26:12
Jared
I mean, there's is the thing like a lot of gamer people get weird, just like with the Star Wars, you know, shows like The Fanatic fans get weird about it. It's not. And this and that. Like, it's like we talk about the, the outfit, like, like I was already for it. I didn't give a shit.

00:51:27:02 - 00:51:29:17
MIke
It's downloading it.

00:51:29:17 - 00:51:46:09
Jared
It's downloading. Like, it was just a bad show. I was no, there's no nothing else that needs to be said. The writing, the acting, the storyline, the whole thing just was a shit show.

00:51:46:21 - 00:51:49:03
MIke
And it's like they gave it.

00:51:49:03 - 00:52:08:00
Jared
I mean, the only cool thing they had good lightsaber fighting. I'll them that that the light saber fights are pretty cool I tried like I tried to follow along it was just bad and they want to flip it around. It was toxic people. Toxic Star Wars people know it's you. People suck. Like Disney has not put out anything good.

00:52:08:15 - 00:52:23:21
Jared
They just don't get it. They're trying to do all these money grabs, but it's like almost it's like they like the bad publicity. It's like they joy somebody there is getting a kick out of destroying the fandom.

00:52:23:21 - 00:52:37:15
MIke
Well, I think it's Kathleen Kennedy she doesn't agree with. She speaks out publicly against like basically says things like fans need to adjust, they need to understand. Now, Star Wars.

00:52:37:23 - 00:52:41:20
Jared
It's not how that works. It's just not how it works.

00:52:43:09 - 00:52:57:21
MIke
I thought the old days when you had American Graffiti, then you had a new hope. Empire Strikes Back Fucking Jedi, a Yeah, I love that time. It was a it was a peaceful time.

00:52:57:21 - 00:52:59:06
Jared
American Graffiti.

00:52:59:06 - 00:53:02:22
MIke
And then it got then it got really fucking wild. All right.

00:53:02:22 - 00:53:04:23
Jared
When was Howard the duck.

00:53:04:23 - 00:53:26:10
MIke
Yeah, they brought Howard the duck out, and then he got really fucking wild when they we call it. They brought the, the prequels out. Fucking one, two and three. It was like, oh yes, cool. But then it's like some of this is kind of late, but it's really cool, you know? Then think I like the prequels. I think I do like the prequels.

00:53:26:10 - 00:53:26:21
MIke
I do.

00:53:27:05 - 00:53:28:01
Jared
I watch them every.

00:53:28:01 - 00:53:37:18
MIke
Once, but it was kind of like cool with the mystery of the first three. Like, remember the early nineties do before that shit even was a thought or at least.

00:53:38:00 - 00:53:38:05
Jared
Yeah.

00:53:38:07 - 00:53:51:18
MIke
Our knowledge it was just like god star wars so cool. Just like it was old at the time. Realistically, when we were like in the mid early nineties and it just like.

00:53:52:18 - 00:53:58:01
Jared
It's about ten years. I mean for, at least for the the Return of the Jedi was what, 82.

00:53:58:04 - 00:53:59:08
MIke
Yeah, something like that.

00:53:59:20 - 00:54:13:06
Jared
So I mean we were just getting into 85, ten year. Yeah. Yeah. So I mean it's so in 93 it was ten years old and in 93 I was seven.

00:54:13:06 - 00:54:25:01
MIke
So that's right around when they started digitalizing or maybe towards the 2000s, they did that towards the end of the nineties.

00:54:25:04 - 00:54:29:06
Jared
Yeah. They started adding the weird shit into it and then yeah.

00:54:29:06 - 00:54:34:21
MIke
Episode one came out 2000, right. 2000. 99 or 99. Right, right.

00:54:35:11 - 00:54:56:12
Jared
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The worst thing was when they re digitalized that and put that stupid singing course in that Jabba the Hutt spell. Is that like a weird thing where they had the singing lady? It was Jarvis Powers. Is that weird singing alien?

00:54:56:16 - 00:55:00:01
MIke
Yeah. And it sounded like a country song, kind of, yeah.

00:55:00:01 - 00:55:02:11
Jared
Something like a show tune. It was just silly.

00:55:04:05 - 00:55:16:17
MIke
It wasn't created. Yeah, it was like you guys tried, you know, like. Well, I like the concept. Like, George Lucas doesn't, like, use actual letters and numbers in there. Yeah, right.

00:55:16:17 - 00:55:18:07
Jared
Yeah. You got the air. Yeah.

00:55:18:07 - 00:55:26:10
MIke
But they didn't with their they literally took like they took like a country song and a show tune and they made a country tune.

00:55:27:12 - 00:55:52:08
Jared
Yeah. It was just that. Yeah. That doesn't need to be added in there but I mean there's a lot of dumb shit in there like yeah. So I mean the whole idea of distances and times and you know, so one of the things this and this, it seems like such a little tiny thing, but at the same time, it just.

00:55:52:08 - 00:56:12:23
Jared
It bugged the shit out of me and the acolyte. Yeah. Like one of the first scenes where they're showing. I think it's Saul, the guy's soul. Yeah. He's, like, teaching some of the kids or the younglings in a room, and he says, okay, we can break for lunch. And I say to myself, I'm like.

00:56:14:15 - 00:56:15:17
MIke
Do they even have lunch?

00:56:15:17 - 00:56:33:17
Jared
Why are you calling it fucking lunch? Like, because I just said, okay, let's break now. You know, you guys can go study or whatever or like when they say, Oh, it's going to take years to finish this or this and that. A year is all based on Earth time.

00:56:34:02 - 00:56:34:15
MIke
Right?

00:56:36:02 - 00:56:38:11
Jared
You know, there's two sons and that's we.

00:56:39:00 - 00:57:05:16
MIke
Wait, do they ever refer to years? I feel like they like they never like like I feel like they have me in past stuff like references like a few years ago or no they'll be like they'll they'll use arrows they got so back to back during the Clone Wars I guess. Yeah. They never referred to like years.

00:57:07:01 - 00:57:14:13
Jared
I mean in the original they the, they measured the how fast the Millennium Falcon was in parsecs.

00:57:14:15 - 00:57:15:02
MIke
Yeah.

00:57:15:07 - 00:57:20:03
Jared
Which parsecs are actually just sort of a measure of distance in that time.

00:57:20:21 - 00:57:21:10
MIke
Right.

00:57:21:11 - 00:57:33:15
Jared
So he did that when he says it did the Hessler on it 12 parsecs just just means he did in a short distance which was best. Yeah, it's not, I did it in 12 minutes or whatever. Still took off Parsec.

00:57:33:19 - 00:57:35:18
MIke
Still took three weeks.

00:57:37:02 - 00:57:37:10
Jared
Yeah.

00:57:37:17 - 00:57:55:06
MIke
Yeah, yeah. That is interesting. Like how hard you like. So obviously time would have to be based on you would think it would be based on course and then everybody's kind of like somehow tapped into that, I don't know.

00:57:56:13 - 00:58:18:02
Jared
But I mean, if you were out in space, you would have no concept of time. Well, other than you're just aging because you have nothing to base it off of. So how long is a day in space? Because you don't have a sun. You don't have that? Well, nighttime in daytime.

00:58:18:07 - 00:58:29:01
MIke
So obviously, like, we don't people that are, you know. Well, I guess they might actually they probably do this on the ISIS when they're pooping in the cupola or the people are.

00:58:30:00 - 00:58:30:18
Jared
The poop whoop.

00:58:30:21 - 00:58:54:10
MIke
Coop. But yeah, like I, I do, I want to put it so like in a submarine, this is the best example. I think they do the same thing on ice. So submarine has normal lights during the day and then they're on time, obviously. Right. So they don't know when the sun's setting or whatnot. They just sink down to a standard time or whatever.

00:58:54:10 - 00:59:16:05
MIke
And that's what I'm that's how I'm kind of getting that with chorus. Maybe there's like a standard time that you can link with. Obviously some planets would be different, you know, but anyways, back to this. So when it's daytime, it's I think regular light white or white lights and then maybe like blue, like I kind of have right here, you know, throughout the ship.

00:59:16:18 - 00:59:55:19
MIke
But then when it's nighttime, it switches to red. And so they supposed to help them, give them the concept of a day and night because they don't have a date right now when there's like the people that are exploring in like Antarctica and all that shit over there. So right now it's complete darkness all the time. And so they have to use blue lights during the day, like those actual therapeutic blue lights that shine on their face so they can get some kind of sunlight and not be so fucking depressed and whatnot and all that shit.

00:59:55:19 - 01:00:14:21
MIke
But I think that kind of helps with their transition of daytime at night. But like, how could that be if you went on launch and you get to see the fucking aurora borealis? Yeah. Do. What did you do on launch? I just looked at the aurora borealis. What did you do? I looked at the David Borealis while I was on the shitter.

01:00:14:21 - 01:00:15:05
Jared
Right.

01:00:16:18 - 01:00:17:03
MIke
David?

01:00:17:03 - 01:00:18:09
Jared
We're looking at dust.

01:00:18:18 - 01:00:35:16
MIke
Then there was my favorite and family guy and they were like, Oh, look, the aurora borealis. And then they point to the guy who played Angel and I WB back in the years Oh there's the David Borealis and then he's just smiling like in the sky.

01:00:38:01 - 01:00:39:04
Jared
Family guys while I.

01:00:39:04 - 01:00:56:02
MIke
Love I want to work for them but I'll probably get a job but I'll probably get a job and Seth Macfarlane is going to be like, You know what, guys, I'm done. We did it because it was everything we wanted. You no longer have a job because.

01:00:57:02 - 01:01:00:04
Jared
It is over. They a this was their last season.

01:01:00:04 - 01:01:00:22
MIke
Oh, no shit.

01:01:01:22 - 01:01:02:06
Jared
Yeah.

01:01:03:02 - 01:01:03:09
MIke
Wow.

01:01:04:06 - 01:01:06:00
Jared
Well, that was like 25 years.

01:01:06:00 - 01:01:12:16
MIke
We'll have to do a best the Family Guy episode and go through. Yeah, yeah. Go through the things there.

01:01:12:23 - 01:01:16:00
Jared
It's the best of times. It was the worst. I as.

01:01:16:16 - 01:01:39:22
MIke
Well. Well, everybody, that's our show here today. Thank you for coming back. I didn't say this in the beginning, but I you know check out WWII to tell it right podcast dot com we got we got we got some new shirts coming on the way we got other content on Birch merch. Make sure you get that merch merch it's going to be great.

01:01:40:09 - 01:02:02:00
MIke
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01:02:02:01 - 01:02:20:21
MIke
We're glad to start off the new year, the new fiscal Year. You know, we're glad to be back from summer break and glad to be here to make you guys happy. So make sure you're leaving comments and what you want to talk about or want us to talk about what you want to hear about, or if you just want to call this fucking gay, I don't care.

01:02:21:11 - 01:02:22:21
MIke
Oh, I don't be mad.

01:02:22:21 - 01:02:23:15
Jared
Most people think.

01:02:23:15 - 01:02:29:14
MIke
Yeah, so. But I thank you again. I can't say that we're enough. Thank you. We.