Winston & Blakk present ...Entertain The Thought
Winston & Blakk present ...Entertain The Thought
From Flip Phones to Furry Friends
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Could navigating the tangled web of fame and infamy be as entertaining as a Netflix binge? Join us on an episode filled with laughter and riveting tales as Winston and I, along with our special four-legged guest Nitro, unravel the complexities of dog ownership, adventurous travels, and the wild world of celebrity scandals. We kick things off by celebrating Nigerian excellence with a touch of Andrew Schultz's comedic genius, and dive headfirst into Nitro's heartwarming rescue story—a tale of community spirit and the challenges of raising a pup with a rocky start. Our conversation winds through the science behind dog breeds, occasionally punctuated by unforgettable mishaps that left us wiser and slightly more cautious.
Picture this—hiking through the majestic landscapes of Colorado and New Mexico, where the breathtaking views are matched only by the thrill of wildlife encounters. We share stories of our mountain escapades and the intoxicating beauty of nature, seamlessly juxtaposed with the sobering realities of addiction in Colorado's weed culture. As we navigate the heights of Albuquerque and Trinidad, we ponder the delicate balance between adventure and caution, exploring the line where awe ends and danger begins, especially when facing the likes of black bears and mountain lions.
But the journey doesn't stop there. From the nostalgia of flip phones and dial-up internet to the environmental challenges posed by electric vehicles, we delve into the technological evolution that shaped our generation. We debate the complexities of private prisons and drug legalization, all while sharing quirky tales of crackhead economics. The episode wraps up with a spirited discussion on the morality of celebrity culture, challenging you to separate the art from the artist and question the logic behind sensational claims. Tune in for a whirlwind of stories, controversy, and a fresh perspective on the ever-evolving tapestry of modern life.
Discussion on Moving and Travel Experiences
Speaker 1I want these to be the first words I say on the podcast . Of course it's because I'm Nigerian . We're good at everything . Yeah , word , word is bond .
Speaker 2We're better at building houses , oh look , and like anything else , look .
Speaker 1I got to give respect to Mexicans because in the famous words of Andrew Schultz you know what I'm saying , I'm quoting , so I'm not stealing his joke he said there's pyramids in Mexico , right ? Mm-hmm , nobody questions who built those . It's true . It is true Facts . Never once have you heard somebody say aliens built the pyramids in Mexico . Andrew Schultz said the aliens showed up and Mexicans was like nah , man , man , you go help the Egyptians , they're struggling in the desert hey , welcome bike man . It's gonna be one of them type of days today it's me and Winston .
Speaker 1Uh , we're kind of having some communication um issues with uh , our intended guest , but I'm sure we'll have him back at some point that's how I'm feeling right now . My bad smoke , too much sativa . I'm over here just chilling got nitro in the house yeah , we have our uh security pop much of a security or our security pop much of a security , or nah , he's .
Speaker 1He's the lover pup . Look at his face , man . He's like 120 in dog years . Nah , nah , he's only like 10 , 11 . He's like he's an old man don't say he's moving around pretty quick . He is the sweetest you know saying joe rogan has uh , joe rogan has his uh uh lab . I believe it is , you know , saying I can't remember the name right now but uh , we have nitro yes , sir , he's our guest for today yeah , everything about me is dysfunctional , even nitro word up like uh go go sit down .
Speaker 1I was in the uh ghetto apartment in spencer , iowa um east 18th , if you know , if you know you know if you know , you know , um and uh , the next door neighbor's dog was having puppies .
Speaker 1Something peculiar about these puppies . The dad was a beautiful . He was supposed to be blue , but his coloring was silver Beautiful , silver pitbull . The mom was just kind of an anything . She was like all the dogs mixed together . There was definitely pit in there , but whatever she was mixed with had a really tiny head . It had to be one of them . Little bitty ass , um , anyway , however , that happened . But uh , nitro was born dead , like I told you like he wasn't moving he wasn't breathing .
Speaker 1Uh , somehow these guys next door knew what to do . I had no clue . Like if it was me , I would have been sad and we would have gotten rid of a puppy . But she turned him upside down and did like she was trying to shake something out yeah gently but , like it was kind of like a she .
Speaker 1She went up slowly and dropped suddenly and rubbed his belly and like patted his back and he had to have some brain damage because he didn't make a sound , a whimper . He didn't move for like four minutes . She didn't give up . She kept trying , shout out to whoever . Whoever that was because he's actually a really good dog and the most healthy dog I've had at this age . Fingers crossed , knock on wood .
Speaker 2Your ruts look pretty healthy .
Speaker 1They're big girls yeah , they're young and I'm way more experienced now . Back then , motherfuckers used to force feed dogs just to try to get a beefy dog and forget it's all about genetics . You know what I'm saying ? You get a pit and somehow you believe that if I put a big chain around his neck it's gonna make him bigger . It might define the muscles , I believe it will give him that pop , but it's not gonna make a small dog big , it's still just gonna be a little swole dog .
Speaker 2So uh , yeah , people think my doberman's too skinny and stuff . Oh , I almost lost a dog like that was .
Speaker 1I never told you this either . You know how do they get . They get these logger chains . And if I sound nasal but I'm kind of like , yeah , allergies anyway , but um , uh , that you get these logger chains , the real heavy ones , and put your pit on it in the yard , tied to a tree or whatever , somehow this dog had spun Maybe I don't know if she was rolling on the ground or whatever . She spun a couple of times and she somehow got tangled up . The chain looped over itself . Yeah , like , have you ever twisted a chain before ?
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , you know how it starts to loop over itself like a lager chain . They have a little bit of give , so you can actually twist them a little bit . Okay , like maybe one full revolution or two , but then the more you twist it'll start to fold in on itself . It did that , and then it started to twist her collar dang like it was choking her so she couldn't whimper nothing .
Speaker 1Somebody just happened to go there to the crib that day and it was one of those people that could walk in when we weren't there , so he walked in . He went to check the backyard like where they at dog is fucking dying got a knife and cut the collar . Cut the collar off yeah yeah , and it took like a couple of days for her eyes not to be bloodshot and she almost died for real , like I don't know if that stunted her growth .
Speaker 1I don't think that was your dog . Now it was long story . It was my partner's dog , right , but uh , uh , my partner's dog . Let me not sound like a white person uh , no offense , but uh , they couldn't keep it where he stayed at . Yeah , so most of my friends stayed at the dorms across the street from my house , so there was a couple dogs that I fostered oh yeah , I remember you told me about that , yeah , yeah it was pretty cool , man , yeah , man . So what's ?
Speaker 2new , not much man . Finally finishing the move up to South Dakota . That's a new state this year . Like I said on the last podcast , I was moving around for the last year .
Speaker 1Are you going to get a South Dakota license plate ? Oh man , I don't know , I was going to get a Colorado license plate and stuff , but then yeah , this dude stayed in Colorado for what Like over a year , yeah , yeah , and never switched these plates over because apparently colorado , you have to be there . For how long ?
Speaker 2I don't know . Somebody was telling me that too when I was there after a while . They're like how have you never gotten stopped for that ? I'm just like I don't know . I mean , I didn't know it was a thing and I still don't know it's a thing technically , but you know what I mean . I don't know .
Speaker 1I just never got bothered by it , I guess the amount of tourists they have in Colorado , still not just for the recreational activities . You know what I'm saying .
Speaker 2Like it's a beautiful state High tourism all over the state . Yeah , it's beautiful everywhere . Because you were in South Colorado , that's what you saw . It's not anything like North Colorado , like what they show in the movies all the mountains , snow tops and stuff . It's a little different .
Speaker 1But it's still very , very beautiful . I've been to that Colorado too . It's all beautiful .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Like the freaking , what you call them , the R ? Um the freaking .
Speaker 2Uh , what you call them the ranges , the rockies , yeah , the rockies . Man , what a sight . Yeah , yeah , I don't know all like the peaks , because you know each like range has its own name . So , like down in albuquerque , I don't know know if I've ever sent you pictures of the mountain range there , but those are like the Sandia Mountains , like each range has its own name , so there's different names for each of them . But yeah , I just yeah , those are beautiful . I know what you're talking about . When we were coming down the interstate and you could see the whole city and then- .
Speaker 1It really looked like a real life Coors Light . I was expecting to train the bus out the mountain anytime soon . That'd be a cold Coors Light , but uh , um , what was your favorite thing about Colorado ?
Speaker 2I don't know , dude . I mean , I think it was just the overall experience , honestly , because I went to , I went from a small town to another small town , but it was completely different vibes . There was a lot more Hispanic community for one , and then , two , there was homeless people and I've never witnessed homeless people at all in my life because I've always grown up in Esterville .
Speaker 1Yeah , a bit to ask do you think they come , come down ?
Speaker 2from denver . So apparently what happened is that when weed got legalized in colorado , that was one of the early areas to start blooming and they're right on the border of new mexico . So a lot of people would just come from texas , new mexico , all over down southwest and cross the border for the marijuana because it's the first town right after the border . So then because of that , population grew and people just came for weed and pretty much stuck around and got hooked on other stuff .
Speaker 1I guess stuck around and got hooked on other stuff , I guess .
Hiking, Wildlife, Hollywood, and Fear
Speaker 1But yeah , it's . I was going to say I'm like man , with all due respect . I smoked Colorado weed . It's good . It's definitely fire . I passed out several times .
Speaker 2And I think the reason they stay too is because it's so cheap . I mean , you beg for just like maybe $7 . You go to the nearest shop . They're having to deal for five bucks a pre-roll . You know what I mean .
Speaker 1So but here's the thing . Here's the thing .
Speaker 2Weed is not that good for you to decide to be homeless yeah , that's why I think that you know they got hooked on other stuff too , and then it has pretty much , just without a fucking doubt yeah , for sure man , I'm let's look .
Speaker 1I say this jokingly all the time but I will never try it . Never say never . And I sympathize with people that are dealing with addiction . But heroin and meth and all that shit and crack , it must be fire as fuck yeah , bro , right like , because what ? Kind of high will make a motherfucker decide I'm fine being homeless I'm selling all this shit yes , you know , I'm saying I'm selling all this shit .
Speaker 1Not only am I selling all this shit , I'm gonna move out in the street , I'm gonna bust in your house and sell your shit . I'm gonna not only risk my shelter , but my freedom , my relationships . How fire is that ?
Speaker 2shit dude that's insane .
Speaker 1I'm just saying yeah , but no , I mean I didn't really see much of that there .
Speaker 2I mean , I'm sure there was that there , but I kind of stayed inside and just went to work . But , um , otherwise , yeah , the experience is probably my favorite part because it just kind of opened my mind to like there's a bigger world out there than just this little town that I've always grown up and known . You know what I mean , yeah , and then I guess another thing would be the hikes dude , hiking the mountains and stuff it's . It's so fun for some reason for me to go super high . I've never been afraid of heights . I guess Maybe that's why I like flying in planes to travel instead of driving , but like hiking up so high and then seeing the view of the city , like Albuquerque , and then same in Trinidad .
Speaker 1I mean that's definitely , definitely gotta be like a little present where you get up there .
Speaker 2You know what I'm saying yeah I mean , you like to hike anyway yeah , and it's pretty nuts dude , because I was like hiking up an hour , hour and a half , like that's a long time . I feel like I'm just going up an incline hour and a half and then , yeah , like you said , it's a little gift at the end . You just see that nice view and then , yeah , climb down another hour and a half you were scared of no big kite no , I went , dude .
Speaker 2I actually kind of fucked up because I went on a long hike in albuquerque and I went right in the middle of the day , sunny as fuck , no clouds in the sky .
Speaker 2All I had was a sun hat and like a giant smart water water bottle , and that's all I had I had two joints on me , too extreme hiking yeah , dude , I kind of fucked up because I was just getting beat by the sun , but it was still fun and no , and when I went during the day I was , I shouldn't be worried about any animals In the daytime , broad daylight . I feel like I should be okay .
Speaker 1I feel like maybe at dusk or early in the morning . You know what I'm saying .
Speaker 2Yeah , no , I never did that . I always just went in the afternoon when I knew other people would be out there .
Speaker 1Did you carry anything with you ? I know you weren't carrying a gun , but do you have like ?
Speaker 2a sharp stick . No , actually no , I never even thought about that actually .
Speaker 1Bear spray no dude .
Speaker 2Well , I did actually think about getting bear spray , because I'm like that's kind of common , but out there they just really have like black bears , I guess .
Speaker 1Oh , just black bears , like just a black bear will't fuck you up .
Speaker 2Still , colorado doesn't have brown bears , but I don't know about . New Mexico , it doesn't matter , you think a black bear can't fuck you up , well , you can scare them off a lot easier than a brown bear . The fuck , let that motherfucker be hungry . Let it be a mama with cubs around they say you just got to be loud enough , big and loud enough , and you scare out , come on man , that motherfucker just decided not to eat you .
Speaker 1If , if anybody that ever scared something off . Yes , I've seen videos , I know it works , but that motherfucker just sized up the situation and he was like god damn , I don't want that , that loud ass meat in my stomach I just leave this , anything dude it definitely is not an intimidation factor , because animals are not stupid , bro , like something that's that big and ferocious .
Speaker 1Anywhere where there's a bear , it's an apex predator . Yeah , uh , yeah , you're right . You know why ? Because even the mountain lion ain't gonna to fuck with a black bear . Why ? Because that's too much of a challenge .
Speaker 2Bro , a black bear dude , they're not nearly as big . They get big .
Speaker 1Don't get me wrong , I'm going to clip this and send it to you so you can put it on the background . This is a perfect question , please , hunters , anybody that knows anything about wildlife . This motherfucker thinks that a mountain lion would take a chance at fucking with even maybe , a bear cub . Maybe a brand-new bear cub could be a nice little snack for a mountain . You know what I'm saying for a little kitty cat . He's like oh shit , girl .
Speaker 2Well , there's some black bears that are on their own and they're not as small as cubs , but they're .
Speaker 1Yes , but I guarantee you a mountain lion is not gonna fuck with the adult black bear well , I don't know , dude that motherfucker still got claws bro yeah , I know what you're saying .
Speaker 2Either way , I didn't really think about it so , but I did think about getting bear spray , but I was just like uh and I would think bear spray would be effective for big cats , just like mace for them yeah , that's what I'm saying , boys . It'll be , it'll work on a big cat too for a while , long enough for you to run away , and here's the thing , the fatal thing .
Speaker 1The fatal thing about it , though , is you're lucky if you actually do get to see the cat , because the way they hunt is pouncing right .
Speaker 2I think , so yeah , like a regular cat , I'll be right back . I got blown by those . Yeah , am I wrong ? Regular cat , regular cats . You never see them like like they say they're playing or whatever , but you never see that they're like , get into their crouch mode a regular , a regular cat will catch a mouse , let it go , put it in the corner , bat it around . Yeah , because a regular cat's not starving and surviving in the fucking jungle . That would be bad .
Speaker 1That would be wicked as hell , though , could you imagine ? Not only did you get mauled by a 150-pound mountain lion , that motherfucker let you go , and , backed up , said go ahead , run , I want to do this again .
Speaker 2That'd be fucked up .
Speaker 1Hey dude , I don't know , you know what ? Round of applause . Round of applause . You know what I'm saying ? I was going to say big balls are worth , but Diddy has ruined anything . Diddy-ish , oh my .
Speaker 2God , here we go again with the bullshit oh man , Come on man . You just set yourself up and then you feel insecure . No , no , no , no , no , no , no .
Speaker 1I'm just saying that was a hell of a good segue , though , into Diddy , because yeah , I hate how Hollywood is destroying my childhood one by one . Who the fuck is next ?
Speaker 2All of them , everybody's going down .
Speaker 1Who the fuck is that Everybody can't go ? Downllywood is a satanic area if I was jay-z , I would go by the biggest , largest , the biggest , the largest . He's the whole leader of all , though yeah , I will move out of america before the fans decide I'm next .
Speaker 2It's kind of scary , which I don't know maybe , maybe Jay-Z has more to play than just entertainment because he's with all the politicians and shit too , world leaders , all that . I'm just saying like Dude , they're going to come after us . We're going to die who ?
Speaker 1is untouchable we are .
Celebrities' Controversies and Behaviors
Speaker 1Technically , trump is a felon . Technically , diddy is sitting in a jail cell right now . I'm curious though , do you think ?
Speaker 2it's like action ? Do you think it's like going on ? People want us to be talking about diddy . There's a war going on right now what do you mean ?
Speaker 1people want us to be talking about diddy like he didn't actually kick cassie all in her motherfucking stomach and chest and shit yeah , or like he did actually have a thousand bottles of of uh spiked baby oil . What is the ?
Speaker 2logic dude , isn't that crazy .
Speaker 1You didn't believe me at first about that now the thing is like why would you spike baby oil ? Just spike a fucking drink like a normal person he likes to be fucking these butts . That's why , dude I , I think , I , I think I told you about this already and it's , it's , it's , it's the filthiest shit I've ever heard . Have you ever heard a sound that ?
Speaker 2what are you getting into right now ?
Speaker 1okay , there was a dude , a really big swole buff dude , that said he was security for a famous rapper at a Diddy party . He said whatever they would take it in there , everybody passed out and he went in there .
Speaker 2Baby oil .
Speaker 1Like he went in there to get the person he was supposed to be chaperoning , protecting whatever word I'm supposed to use there , Whatever celebrity that security guard was working for ?
Speaker 1Yeah , he went to go get his dude and he was looking all over the house like man , it's kind of getting late , you know what I'm saying , Whether it was like the timing or how long he was hired , or whatever . He went in there to get dude so he wound up having to search through the mansion or whatever Right . So he comes across like this den type situation , like a man cave , and in the man cave there was a room in the back . He finally finds the dude he's protecting like passed out on a sofa somewhere . So he goes to pick him up and he hears a man like a grown ass .
Speaker 2You were burned up . Son .
Speaker 1One of them , men Pause , before I even say this . He was sounding like a girl in there Talking about harders and I like it , daddies Pause , and all of that type of shit . And he swears to God that he first of all he recorded from outside the door the sounds Because he said it was . You would have thought there was an orgy going on in there .
Speaker 2Skin was slapping , there was grunts and moans , he said , skin was slapping .
Speaker 1That's crazy , hey word . Whoever was in there , diddy was tearing they ass up , pause . But he recorded it . And while he was recording he said you motherfuckers don't be believing what I'm telling you . That's Meek Mill in there right now . Did he fucking the shit out of Meek Mill ? What the fuck ? I've been looking for that video . It came up on my Instagram feed . I've been looking for that video since I fought One of those sensitive content here . I've been looking for that bit .
Speaker 2Somebody got to send it bro .
Speaker 1Bro , if somebody screen recorded that shit send it to super black on Instagram .
Speaker 1I started to , I started to record it , but it was just so gay Pause , because I don't have no problem with anybody that's doing what they're doing , but to hold the image these guys were holding , I'm still struggling with understanding . There has to be look . I have to believe that if Young Thug was charged for everything he was charged for and spent like over a year in jail and then gets to come out with probation and time served , even though these things involve murders , even though his case is kind of special because it was a charade pretty much , it was televised . Judges were acting up , prosecutors were acting up , but he got out . Okay , he got out . They say YMW Melly's gonna get out . I have to believe that Diddy is also going to get out .
Speaker 1Look , if you get fucked once or twice , you can claim rape . But if you go on dates and stay through parties to get smashed at the end , nigga , you got a boyfriend . That's a boyfriend . That's not rape . No more , bro , you chose this . You feel what I'm saying . So how many of those stories are going to be explained away by the fact that these were consented adults ?
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1This is not no Harvey Weinstein . See your ass put on the Gucci , Prada and Balenciaga to come to this party . You weren't kidnapped . There was no bags thrown over your head . You told your security to go outside and sit and wait for you .
Speaker 2Yeah , but why do people have Sign NDAs ? Why are they signing NDAs ?
Speaker 1Because they're famous people . They're famous people , celebrities . Celebrities make . Celebrities make women . They're famous people , celebrities .
Speaker 2Celebrities it's just a party .
Speaker 1People are having sex , doing adult things celebrities make women that they pick up at bars or whatever , or at the club or whatever , sign ndas before they fuck , because I don't want you to be going out here talking about my , my dick , my dick game . You know what I'm saying . I don't want , I don't want you out here in the tabloids releasing a tell-all book . Ooh , look what happened with 50 .
Speaker 2Cent . So how long do you think before he's free ? Y'all hear that Black is saying free Diddy . Hey , you know what you know what ?
Speaker 1Thank you for saying that , because I've been wanting to have this conversation and you brought it up . I'm not saying Free Diddy , but I am saying Free Diddy's music , hell . And while we're at it , let's free R Kelly's music too .
Speaker 2You can listen to whatever you want .
Speaker 1You know what I'm saying . And while we're at it , since I'm not a real street nigga and I'm just a regular motherfucker , I'm a civilian I feel like I should be able to listen to Young Thug . Dude , you can listen to whatever you want ?
Speaker 2No , no , no .
Speaker 1I'm just saying I listen to whatever I want , but I'm just saying we canceling all these motherfuckers . The most egregious one is and I have to admit I catch myself with this even when I'm mixing by myself . Here I'm djing tracks , I'll be dissing drake a lot because it'll come up in the queue and I'll be like yeah , nobody wants to hear that right now . You know what I'm saying , but I mean , it's still good music yeah , it is .
Speaker 2I bump a little bit of drake still did he ? But he didn't do nothing , he just took an l I never actually bumped drake like that , though , but he he took an l I mean , I'm pretty sure kendrick was uh , uh .
Speaker 1I'm pretty sure Kendrick was being sincere when he called him a pedophile , yeah , but I mean , we don't have actual proof that Drake is a pedophile . This guy , no , no . No . I'm not saying he's not or he is . What I am saying is we do not have definitive proof that Drake is a Dude .
Speaker 2That's all that Hollywood is Celebrities .
Speaker 1Allegedly , bro , allegedly .
Speaker 2And all that dude .
Speaker 1We've gotten into it so many times Uh-oh , uh-oh , somebody is breaking in the vault . They gonna be missing the arm , son . Anyway , allegedly .
Speaker 2You have to put allegedly , allegedly you know , what I'm saying , because allegedly they doing that shit .
Speaker 1Look , let me tell you what is not a legend . Did louis ck the comedian did he pull out his dick and jack off in front of women that that were not consenting ?
Speaker 2yes , that's not a legend . That's weird energy . How are you just doing that ?
Speaker 1yeah , however weird it is , I'm saying that's . That's a fact . It's also a fact that harvey weinstein like abused power and all that shit it may or may not .
Speaker 2That's weird energy too . It's the fact that did ?
Speaker 1he beat the fuck out of cassie . Now all this other shit we don't know . It's also a fact that they found over a thousand bottles of baby oil . This freaky ass nigga , pause , I'm like what . A thousand nigga , you making this shit in bulk . He said , take that , take that what you brought me one bottle of spike cocaine baby oil . Oh shit , no , I'm gonna need more than that . Son diddy's getting freaky , son crazy . You know what I'm saying . Now I'm gonna need you to walk your ass back across that bridge and get me more bottles of baby oil . Son , take that now . I'm just . I'm just saying , bro , like ah crazy work so back to the conversation .
Speaker 1So I can't listen to hate me now by naz because diddy's on there no , because that's all you're gonna be thinking about . Old up butts getting slapped , you know what I'm saying , so I can't listen to g-dap . No more , take this money , make this money ain't no way you could take this from me .
Speaker 2I can't listen to that , no more you know what I'm saying listen to what you just said . Ain't no way you could take this from me , nah I'm just saying he was talking about money , not booty .
Speaker 1Also , it could have been one of those subliminals . We don't know . Did he be in the studio where his artists be recording , especially records he's on ? So he might have been in the booth rapping and you know they be in the glass looking , take this money , make this money and then look at Diddy . Ain't no way you can take this from me , nigga you know what I'm saying man , I , I , I choose to believe that some of this shit is false .
Speaker 2I don't know I mean I've I'm not gonna lie to you I switched up a lot of the music I listened to , just because I feel like it's because of all this shit going down and I just it just didn't feel right to listen to that kind of music anymore . I listen to a lot of country now and then obviously my Spanish music .
Speaker 1I mean , I think people should listen to music with a grain of salt . This is not an instruction booklet , yeah , neither is it therapy . It's not direction on how to feel , feel . Are there songs that could feel like therapy because they're so healing and relaxing ? Yes , but hip-hop is not that . Hip-hop is gym music . Hip-hop is jamming in your car music . You feel me ?
Speaker 2well , even then , like my gym music is switched more to like house music , edm type shit . It's not . I really don't listen to rap all that much anymore . I did listen to , like I listened to glow , glow , really going hard yeah bish , I'm from memphis .
Speaker 1What you know about me ? Big g l o n a g l e , dude I was . I was practicing I hate calling it practicing . I really love to DJ , but I be DJing with certain things in mind , so I was adding new songs to my little party Excuse our puppies man To my little party playlist and that hoo-hoo , it's only literally . How many seconds is that ? Big g l o it a g l e . I just looped that whoo for like 30 seconds . You just kept going . Hey , I'm telling you , you have to make an ugly face or you have to move your neck or you have to . You know what I'm saying . You have to crank that a little bit . Hey , glorilla , biggest glow up in recent memory , sexy red could never . Hey , look , shout out , glorilla man . You know what I'm saying ?
Speaker 2I'm just hey , dude hard bro even goes hard . I don't really actually like a lot of . I really don't like any female rappers now that I think about it .
Speaker 1But glow , dude , she I think she's truly herself . We're not speaking on whether she's a lyric six , you know I'm saying , or whatever that uh , philosophies , hoppies and all that shit . No , she's not on all that . But the music has a definite vibe , bro , and like it's like when cardi b first came out , even though she actually became a star , star and super commercial yeah , I like some of cardi b songs .
Speaker 2Well , I more like her features . I think her features go harder ace her .
Speaker 1Um , I feel like glow got her on that too . I'm not saying glow is thicker , glow is a little thing , but her body and has been were tastefully done , she said . She did her teeth like two or three times till it was the ones she liked . Shout out glow she actually does look different .
Speaker 2She's , she's a pretty , she's a pretty girl , yeah she was .
Speaker 1She was Okay . No disrespect , man , nobody should cook me for this . She was An average chick before . Now she's A dime for real . Like her shit was tastefully done Cardi B's . It's better than Cardi B's Enhancements , but I think Cardi B was going for more thick . And Once again , don't cook me , I'm just being honest . Teach their own Cardi B's enhancements .
Speaker 2But I think Cardi B was going for more thick and once again , don't cook me , I'm just being honest . To each their own .
Speaker 1I'm just being honest , we're chilling . I would have to see Cardi B naked to make a final assessment . No , I'm just no for science , for science .
Speaker 2For science . No , no , no , no , no , no , I'm just making it for science .
Speaker 1No , this is for science . No , because I mean , how can I come up with a definitive grade on your BBL if I don't see it ? Jeans be shaping and hiding shit . That's how I know Glorilla's shit is quality , because she be wearing booty shorts . I'm wearing booty shorts . You know what I'm saying ? Because my paper long . You know what I'm saying ? Because my paper long . You know what I'm saying . I'll pour my bitch shots because I don't drink alone . You feel me , hey , hey , how could you not feel that ? Hey , she jacked boosie shit . I'm so happy that it was a female that did that . She's like wipe me down like that . Uh , what you know about me is pretty much a a wipe me down , redo . Yeah , from like a .
Speaker 2You're too young to remember this you know who tlc is don't look at me like that . You just said I'm too young to remember this .
Generational Technology and Environmental Concerns
Speaker 2Come on now .
Speaker 1Come on guys , winston has confirmed what I'm gonna be doing . My new project and I'm just announcing here I'm literally going to make a weekly playlist and I'm gonna host it and I'm gonna send it to you every week is this is your personal playlist for you , but I'm gonna put it on Spotify too . You know , I'm saying because , but I'm going to put it on Spotify too . You know what I'm saying ?
Speaker 2Because , Spotify .
Speaker 1If you put something on Spotify , they allow you to use the music that's on there . So if I mix popular tracks , I can put it on Spotify . I'll put it on there . Hopefully other people would download it because I feel a responsibility as Uncle Black to educate these youngins . What's your generation ? Again , I'm a senior millennial . You know what I'm saying . I'm one of the first of the millennials .
Speaker 2Gen X . Is that what's next ? Yeah , because I think my brother .
Speaker 1No , I think Gen X was before millennials .
Speaker 2No Gen Z . That was next . Yeah , because I think my brother dude , I think gen x was before millennials . No gen z whatever they're called gen z , I think . I think my younger brother is jenner jen jen alpha .
Speaker 1I think that's the one after us yeah , why they always try to one up the ogs man . Come on , man . Everybody know millennials are the best you know . Say we survived 2k . We remember dial up internet you know , say gen z have you ever even used a house phone before ?
Speaker 2with the with the long ass cord no , we had ones that came off , came off oh yeah , you , you , you bad and bougie huh , you modern .
Speaker 1I mean they weren't like the slim ones , they were still pretty big , sure we had the motherfucking spiral telephone cord , bro , and the longer it was , the easier it tangled . And don't you dare tangle that motherfucker , because once you tangle that motherfucker you can't untangle that . David fucking copperfield couldn't untangle that motherfucker I'll tell you how old I am .
Speaker 2We didn't have like smartphones or anything . We shared a computer in the house between the whole family , but it was one of those box computers you were talking about , with the box back and the tower . And then , oh , what else ? Oh , and then I guess , like our first , like my sister's first phone I must have been like maybe eight at the time , she was probably no , I , I must have been like maybe eight at the time , she was probably , oh no , I had to have been like I don't know eight or nine .
Speaker 2Well , what was ? What was the phone ? But it was like . It was like a dang . It was like one of those like a razor , like a flip phone , no , but it , like the , the side would slide up , so you had a keyboard .
Speaker 1Oh yeah , I know it was either . Did it spin ?
Speaker 2no , uh , no , hers did that was a sidekick .
Speaker 1The ones that slid up was probably like an lg or some . Oh , so it was . It was . It was still . It was color yeah , I think hers was it wasn't that ugly yellow background or whatever color that was , with the black letters that look like uh freaking , uh the nokia you want to play a game ? Saw no the freaking saw characters that it looked like saw was typing you a message and shit no , no , so you you .
Speaker 2You had your sister had like my cousin , my cousin , when she was , I think , 12 , 13 um , her first phone was like a blackberry , like one of those blackberries oh man , yeah , that's still new , you don't know nothing about nokia , you don't know nothing about nokia , you don't know about that .
Speaker 1That uh , the early flip phone , yeah my my dad had that .
Speaker 2My uncle had a flip phone that's a real g my cousin , his first phone was a flip phone , I'm pretty sure man , I don't even think they make my first phone anymore .
Speaker 1I had one of them , black ones , that , uh , the earpiece was on top and you had to pull out an antenna and then the bottom flipped down . Oh , I had one of them . I had one of them beverly hills cops you know what ?
Speaker 1I'm saying yeah , bro , I think word up , early millennials are the greatest generation because there's just enough old school . But the ability to adapt , we've been through the whole technological , the bulk of the recent technological surge . We've been through it . I remember , I remember that's some four-cylinder cars , you know what I'm saying . I remember , I remember the , the lamborghini , kultash , you know what I'm saying , the v12 in the back . You know what I'm saying .
Speaker 2I remember , man , I'm old as fuck bro yeah , my generation we kind of grew up with like as , like almost I want to say like they got it down and then from there just kept being upgrade , upgrade , like on everything phones , cell phones , computers , all that like it was at that . It was early 2000s , right , so everybody had tvs and pretty much was carrying a cell phone at that time , but they weren't nice cell phones , but then from there just kept progressing better and better , slimmer and slimmer tvs , things like that more and I feel like my generation is just like grown with the changes yeah , but but you kind of started from a good spot and then this new generation .
Speaker 2They're just like they grew up in the peak of it , so they got like all the good shit .
Speaker 1yeah , but you kind of started from a new , a new spot you know what I'm saying from a good jumping off point , like cell phones weren't really a thing at all when I was young , young , and now I look back and it was like it kind of takes away some of the skills that we had . I used to be able to take directions and drive places . I used to be able to stop and look at a map .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1I will be lost .
Speaker 2The most I do now is just try to read all the street signs and recognize which street sign I gotta stay on .
Speaker 1But other than that , yeah , it's mostly apple maps yeah , see , and and it's becoming shit is becoming more and more convenient .
Speaker 2Skills are getting lost , like yeah , cigarettes don't smell bad anymore . They taste like pink lemonade .
Speaker 1Yeah , Freaking cars are going to be driving themselves . I'm willing to wager that in about 30 or 40 years , driving will be like a real skill . But it will be one of those real skills that doesn't need to be done , kind of like driving manual yeah , yeah , you know like kind of how . Now a lot of people don't know how to drive manual and you could learn easily , but there's a curve .
Speaker 1I feel like that's going to be driving yeah , that's pretty interesting to think about when , when I think about it , I think that for legal reasons , at least in my mind , there's no way to safely completely remove controls from cars where they're completely , 100% autonomous . I feel like it has to be there , the steering wheel the accelerator , the gear has to be there just in case somebody has to take over the steering wheel . The accelerator , the gear has to be there just in case somebody has to take over .
Speaker 2Absolutely so I mean did you see that in California ? I can't remember by which year , but they they want , like all residents of California , to have electric cars .
Speaker 1The fuck they do . You can't do that .
Speaker 2They can , you can't do . No , you can't do that . They can , you can't do .
Speaker 1No , you can't do . Apparently they can . You can't do that . It's not sustainable .
Speaker 2Like dude look , tesla's a great electric grid dude .
Speaker 1Electric cars are great , but it puts so much stress on the power grid , just maintaining a few supercharger stations to the point that some are not even charged by the power grid anymore . There are charging stations out there , electric car charging stations that have diesel generators running to power the superchargers , yeah . So what the fuck are we doing here ? Yeah , trying to make the world worse , apparently by making it quote-unquote better and apparently it's much more difficult and higher and harmful on the environment to create and uh destroy these batteries after they've used yeah after their usefulness has uh , they after they've outlived their usefulness .
Electric Vehicle Battery Technology Challenges
Speaker 1You know these things are going to wind up in landfills . You know I'm saying you can recycle car parts . People do . People put them in other cars .
Speaker 1People will piece a car completely out and use it to fix other shit what I'm saying is 100 of engines does not wind up in landfills , but eventually 100% of the batteries . They don't last forever , right ? So maybe I need to invest a little bit in companies that are researching lithium and all that battery technology , because whoever figures this out is going to be fucking rich . Yeah true , whoever figures out how to create a battery that charges fast and really doesn't . You get okay , I'm a nerd out . Energy efficiency , right . So you want a situation where you're putting in less energy than you're getting out . You see what I'm saying . So the efficiency of this shit needs to be scaled up so much . You just can't , you can't .
Speaker 2How many batteries do you think they're putting in that car ? One big ass battery .
Speaker 1Oh , it depends , it depends . It depends because if you want everybody to go electric , there's still going to be levels to it . There's going to be the standard range , and then there's going to be the extended range of every vehicle , and then you're going to have this electric sports cars that goes zero to 60 in one and a half seconds , and those are going to need hella battery . Oh , and then you have the family haulers , the people that have big families . What ?
Speaker 2about travelers . A motherfucker is going to have an .
Speaker 1Escalade on 26s with about eight batteries in that motherfucker , one to power the subwoofer system and the entertainment system . They put in that motherfucker One to power the subwoofer system and the entertainment system . They put in that motherfucker the extended super performance range plus .
Speaker 2You got your name right here , hey , Elon holla at your boy , my brother .
Speaker 1We are both Africans , let's get rich together , yes , anyway , yeah , man , it's not sustainable . It's not sustainable . It's not sustainable . We might as well just all start riding horses . How about we do that ? Because it's going to be easier to clean up horse shit than to effectively power . Either that or public transport is about to take a hell of a jump . Yeah , because motherfuckers are going to be like fuck it , I'm going to park these motherfuckers and we're about to take a hell of a jump . Yeah , because motherfuckers are gonna be like fuck it , I'm gonna park these motherfuckers and we about to be transiting on the bus .
Speaker 2Word up yeah , like dude it's no , it's pretty wild to think about that . They want to implement stuff like that have you ever wondered , can you ? Can you really be that surprised about a state of all states , california ?
Speaker 1here's the thing is obviously somebody is trying to make money , and I'm not talking about elon musk here . He doesn't fucking need california to make money . Yes , is he going to notice if everybody in california stopped driving teslas ? Yes , but it's not going to make him broke , so fuck him . He already did that shit with Twitter . You're not going to bully me with advertising , bitch , fuck you . Anyway , it's not Elon . Somebody is making money from changing these rules , yeah , 100% .
Speaker 1Somebody is lobbying for something . Oh , by the way , what are we going to do with all the gas-powered vehicles ?
Speaker 2Give them to all the other states . Free cars , free , millions of cars .
Speaker 1Oh come on bro . Even you are not that young .
Speaker 2No , I know , but .
Speaker 1Ain't nothing free in this world .
Speaker 2But guess what , get your car out of here .
Speaker 1It wasn't out by December , hey scrapyard owners are going gonna make a lot of money , all those companies , the big companies that own the metal processing , where they'll strip your car completely down . They're gonna make a lot of money . But the point is like why do you want something that is dependent ? Okay , it doesn't even have to be an attack from a foreign country A solar flare , one of those things from the sun that can fry our power grid , let's say by the year 20-whatever , and these motherfuckers have converted everybody to electric cars . And then solar flare happens Freak of nature , nobody can control that . And then solar flare happens Freak of nature , nobody could control that . And then it fries the grid . And now all the battery you're going to have in your car is the battery that's in there . Because let me tell you something If a solar flare happens , it's going to be one of the worst disasters .
Speaker 2People are going to freak out . Dude , you can't get in contact .
Speaker 1I mean , maybe not maybe not in california , but it's gonna fry everything , bro , and could you imagine having to fix a whole electrical grid ?
Speaker 2for the world where everything is fried for the whole world our side .
Speaker 1I wonder if satellites are gonna start falling out of the sky .
Speaker 2They definitely will start working , I feel like Sorry , I'm starting to sound like a freaking grape again , again , dude , come on with this .
Speaker 1We are back .
Prison System and Drug Legalization
Speaker 1I had to blow my nose and Winston is overhydrating . Like there's protein in this water .
Speaker 2Gotta stay hydrated , man . That's how you keep that creatine active .
Speaker 1Dude , you know what's crazy ? There was a time that I had to remind myself to drink water . That's bad , where the only time that I would have water that I could think of was when I was brushing my teeth , and that was probably because it's gross to brush your teeth and counterproductive to brush your teeth with soda . But I drank juice and soda for like a month on end .
Speaker 2I can see it too , I can . I can see you being that guy at some point , point .
Speaker 1Yeah , I was , I was , and then I convinced myself that , oh , gatorade is healthy . How about you just switch ? How about you just switch Zero sugar at least Fuck . No , look , you already know , man , I don't believe in that zero sugar shit , because there's still a sweetener yeah .
Speaker 2And I'd rather have sugar from sugar cane than an artificial sweetener . Weren't you the one that told me that the compounds in sugar are like one or two carbons off from being cocaine ?
Speaker 1Hey , that's my cocaine right there . Sugar I love sugar . Sweet tea Sugar is the best Soda Shoot , but I will admit it's gone too far . These motherfuckers are putting have you ever looked at the ingredients of Wonder Bread ? No , apparently , the order of the ingredients is like what's most . You know what I'm saying , so it goes by .
Speaker 2The first one is probably wheat . Yeah , that's the most that's in there . Sugar is like third or fourth .
Speaker 1How much fucking sugar are they putting ?
Speaker 2Man see , it tells you on there how much sugar is in there .
Speaker 1It'll also shock you , dude , when you watch what have you ever come across ? Those videos where it shows you what is allowed in their food in other countries and what's not , and what we allow by comparison ? Yeah , and then not only that , the stuff they feed kids in school in other countries and the stuff that even grown-ups , like office lunches , be looking like chinese buffets over here , like something you will pay for . And then prison in certain countries I'm not gonna say every country out there is feeding their prisoners like healthy , balanced diet with salmon and veggie hash and goddamn mashed potatoes .
Speaker 1That's still steaming a little bit no , but they're not killing them but like there's like humane and there's fucked up like I don't know , let me not speak because I don't know about the finances . I would think it should be relatively easy .
Speaker 2The finances are there . We pay our taxes to the fucking not .
Speaker 1The thing is prisons are private . A lot of prisons are private , like your county jail is probably owned by the Clay County , but a lot of federal prisons like Like state prisons even , are private , really Privately owned , which is bananas , by the way . How ?
Speaker 2is a state prison private .
Speaker 1Nah , the thing is why you making profit off of locking people up .
Speaker 2Yeah , prison private .
Speaker 1Now the thing is why why you making profit off of locking people up . Yeah , they don't care about the fucking that is . Sentify incentivizes people to want to lock people up . You know I'm saying because , have you ?
Speaker 2ever seen the system , the movie , the system with tyrese gibson no it's got terrence howard in it too no , but I'll watch it now , babe . You know what I'm saying , yeah , it's a pretty good movie , but um , at the end they pretty much find out that they're . The jail that they're in is like selling cocaine , heroin , weed laundering money because it's a private prison , like you said . Yeah , a lot of prisons . Let me not say I'm not saying they're doing that , but you never know if they're private .
Speaker 1That's why it's a fiscally responsible decision to feed the inmates cheaper , low-quality food , because it's less that's coming out of my pocket . It's cheaper and easier for me to let that shit go bad and not fix it . You're prisoners after all , right , so I feel like there should be a standard if you that's what's weird .
Speaker 2How do they make money from people being in prison ?
Speaker 1I don't know , but somehow I don't understand it , but somehow it's a business , because if it's private , then somebody is putting money in their pocket . Yeah , from it , yeah . So I think this is why you see , like uh , prison workers , unions and stuff , they are highly against legalization legalization or what marijuana ?
Speaker 2why ?
Speaker 1because there's a lot of people that serve in prison sentences and jail sentences yeah because of marijuana , marijuana . So if you legalize it , you might not take everybody out of there right now you think people are really going to prison for like an eighth of marijuana ? Not an eighth .
Speaker 2Well , that's what I'm saying . If you're like fucking transporting that shit you got pounds on pounds under you . That's a little different .
Speaker 1Yeah , that is a little different . But if you decriminalize the substance , they were moving . Now it's a matter of license . You don't have license to have that much . That is a fine , not a prison sentence .
Speaker 2So you think they're going to free everybody .
Speaker 1I don't think so . I don't know how that'll work . Thank God , I'm not a politician . However , I feel like there will be less convictions in the near future from something that is legalized .
Speaker 2There's a lot of places that have it decriminalized , at least yeah , so that's gonna cost jobs .
Speaker 1Some people might have to get laid off like shoot fuck . Some prisoners might have to just transfer their remaining prisoners to somewhere else and shut down to somewhere else yeah , to another prison . They don't have enough yeah that's what I'm saying .
Speaker 2But how are they making money off of them if you don't have enough ?
Speaker 1how are ?
Speaker 2you losing money . That's what's weird to me uh , I think , money from .
Speaker 1I think these prisons get paid . They're contracted . They're private , so they're contracted by the government to house the prisoners sentenced by the system . So , for every prisoner , I'm sure there's an amount that you get per day , per month , per year , per week , whatever . You know what I'm saying , and this is just me , okay , talking out the side of my neck , I don't have any actual information , but you would think that's how you make money . I think that's why you will call it a federal prison , even though it's private , because , uh , the federal judicial system yeah , like the , like the , the federal judicial system sentences prisoners to this prison , so it holds federal prisoners yeah so , um , yeah , but I think the point of that little rant is it ?
Speaker 1shouldn't be profitable for you to make money off of someone's incarceration , which is why I think American people what about ?
Speaker 2like the hardcore , like the rapists and shit like that . What Sex offenders ?
Speaker 1We're not decriminalizing rape anytime soon , are we ?
Speaker 2No , you said making money off of them .
Speaker 1Yeah , they sent us them . They put them in jail .
Speaker 2Oh , so they can make money off those ones , just not off the people from marijuana . No , I'm not against it . No , no , no , I'm not against it . I'm not All , I'm not against it . No , no , no , I'm not against it . The system , all I'm saying is I'm all for it , but All I'm saying is you should decriminalize marijuana , yeah .
Speaker 1You know , what I'm saying . That shouldn't be a crime , and if you decriminalize marijuana you're not decriminalizing crack , you're not decriminalizing cocaine , you're not decriminalizing meth , you're not decriminalizing cocaine , you're not decriminalizing meth , all those people would still be in jail , didn't Oregon decriminalize all those . Yeah , they're fucking stupid .
Speaker 2Yeah , dude , that's wild .
Speaker 1I'd love to visit to see how that's working , Oregon right . Yeah , I think it's Oregon .
Speaker 2Damn dude that's crazy .
Speaker 1I'd like to visit to see how that's working . You motherfuckers , they took it way too far . Why are you legalizing where a motherfucker could be shooting up , and they won't go to jail shooting up heroin and shit ? Look , if you legalized weed and psilocybin mushrooms , you know that opens those things up for study . There's benefits we're already seeing and you can only unlock more benefits by studying , right . You know what I'm saying . Crack , on the other hand , crack , on the other hand , that's just for a motherfucker that want to run a four second flat 40 , you heard me ? Crack is for a motherfucking mechanic who feels like all these tools , I don't need them . I could just sell them and change the transmission with a butter knife . Bam Ooh , I'm telling you Crack heads , look yeah . Oh , I'm telling you crackheads , look yeah . I almost said this earlier . I don't know , we're all over the place today , but we were talking about I was going to make the comment earlier crack , be giving people superpowers for real though , dude .
Speaker 2You see I was crackhead videos people doing flips off buildings I was just about to say that yeah , yeah , dude , it's nuts .
Speaker 1Hey , you could tell that motherfucker was hurt , but he still stuck the landing . He did the pulls and then he was like , oh , she's still going to give me that 20 , right . Yeah , for real , though . Oh shit , that shit is super power , but I feel like it should be break the glass in case of emergency .
Speaker 2Have you seen the one of the dude on the bike ? He just grabs the refrigerator , puts it on his back , rides the bike off . That's nuts dude .
Speaker 1So now you want to tell me that's not a superpower , that's super crack . That's what that is . Hey dude , I'm just saying everybody , no , this is just . But I'm saying everybody should have a little box of crack , maybe , don't , maybe , don't paint it red . It should be like a little I don't know a little black box with a glass front With a little crack rock and a little portable smoke and apparatus right there . So if a motherfucker break in your house , what I don't need ? No gun .
Speaker 2Damn , that's nuts .
Speaker 1I'm going to beat the fuck out of this motherfucker with my superpowers , a break in your house . What I don't need ? No gun . Damn that's nuts I'm going to go beat the fuck out of this motherfucker .
Speaker 2with my superpowers , You're going to be dodging every single bullet on crack bro .
Speaker 1What the motherfucker's going to be like . What Is this , Neo ? Did I break into the Matrix ?
Speaker 2Hey , hey , Don't do crack . Hey , yeah , don't do crack . No , don't do crack hey yeah , don't do crack .
Speaker 1No , don't do crack . Hey , I got a former acquaintance that's very familiar with crackheads and he swears by them .
Unconventional Tales of Crackhead Behavior
Speaker 1I don't want to say his name because I don't know if he want me to put him on blast , but he swears by crackheads . He's like he moved into an apartment building and it was in Dallas or whatever , and there was a crackhead , a little female crackhead , and he's coming back and saying man , I'll wash your car , I'll clean your kitchen and shit , I'll cook a meal and shit .
Speaker 1Just let me eat the crib . You know what I'm saying . Pay me , at the end of the day , whatever he's like , no , but I'll let you get me shit and I'll pay you for that , or or whatever .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1Like deliveries . He swears he got a whole apartment , besides his bed and his couch , from a crackhead . I need pots and pans . A couple hours later , shane's coming out . You say you need pots and pans , right ?
Speaker 2You know what I'm saying Damn , that's nuts .
Speaker 1And he said it was always the same price too $20 ?
Speaker 2No shit .
Speaker 1That's crazy . You guys give me 20 because they be already like man . You just want that next 20 . We'll worry about the next 20 later but . I just stole this . It's free anyway . This all profit . You got 20 . You know what I'm saying . And why do all crackheads sounds like that like they sound like they're nasal and grumpy ? I just think you got $20 . Hey , I would use them too if I could . If I'm in a situation where I'm trying to get a $10,000 apartment for $800 flat , I get it $20 at a time .
Speaker 2You got $20? .
Speaker 1He said that was the first amount that she asked for , so ever since then he would not give her more than 20 . He said there were times she asked you know , she's like she did , like she stole him a laptop yeah macbook pro , macbook pro that he was using to do his , uh , creative process .
Speaker 1I don't want to say what he's doing , because my buddies would know who I'm talking about , but the laptop that he used to all that shit that he does , he got it from her and she said she tried to charge him $200 for it . Like man , I can't . Yeah , man , this one was hard , it was hard to get . Man . I'm making up the voice at this point because I love doing the crackhead for $20 . You got $20 . Anyway , he said he tried to ask for $20 . He said , man , I got $20 right now .
Speaker 2He said okay .
Speaker 1That's how you know . Crack is a hell of a drug . Crack is so good that you would give a motherfucker a 98 , 95% . How many percent is that ? $20 is 10% of 200 . Yeah , you would give a motherfucker a 90% discount , like , yeah , man , for you I'll take $20 . And I bet you , if you would be like damn , I'm a couple dollars short , you'd be like alright , you owe me a couple dollars , hey .
Speaker 1I'm just saying , man , the purpose of this show about nothing , this chaos is me and my bro talking man . Like I'm starting to get to the stage in life where I'm finding the beauty in things . And I'm getting a lot more instances of happiness because I've learned how to walk away from things that irritate me , dude .
Speaker 1I feel almost the same thing like not necessarily cut off but just leave the situation alone like I'm not going to stress . Yeah , and I don't know , man , I feel like I self-therapized myself . It was kind of like realizing all of a sudden that it's not worth the fucking hassle that I'm putting on myself For real , to like take years off the back end , and my dad would tell me all the time . So like I said that , to say I found the beauty in crackhead addiction and crack addiction what you doing .
Speaker 2Crack now . No , I'm not doing crack .
Speaker 1But I admire the people that have the balls to do crack . Look , if you have the balls to walk away from your family , throw your life away , start to look like a junkie , lose your teeth , have sores all over your body , that takes commitment . That's some shit that takes commitment . I will reiterate I'm not advising anybody to do those drugs , because I don't do those . Don't do crack , don't do meth , don't do heroin . You know what I'm saying you ?
Speaker 2can smoke weed when you're done working , done with school yeah , you know what I'm saying .
Speaker 1No , no , uh , I'm not going to tell you to do cocaine , but there's a place for cocaine . I will leave that alone . America runs on cocaine . Why are we shitting ourselves ? No comment . Why are we bullshitting ourselves talking about Café Bustelo and motherfucking Colombian Folgers ? No , uh-uh . The real America , the underbelly of America , the secret America , the original coca-cola , the , the hollywood , hollywood . You know what I'm saying ? Diddy made his own fly shit . He got pink cocaine . You know what I'm saying ? I'm so mad dog about this diddy shit . Can we go back there for one ? Why are y'all destroying my childhood ? Don't investigate .
Speaker 2No more people that's older than 40 dude , this guy's never gonna let this go until he's free I'm never gonna let it go until he's free , because this is bullshit .
Speaker 1Free diddy , like seriously , let's use logic a little bit . Why will p diddy rape people when he got enough money to pay for butt ? Uh , ego I don't know with plenty of gay people out there , I don't know dog power move .
Speaker 2He wants that butt and that money because , if you think about it , it was people that he was making famous and that were making him more money I don't think he made meek mill famous . I think meek mill just like booty no , well , I mean , you get money , you get opportunities . So in a way , yeah , it kind of made him famous , had something to do with it at least .
Speaker 1Yeah , man , and if you follow the timeline , hey , did he fuck the shit out of Meek Mill Allegedly ? If he did , he had that man acting like a little girl . This man started wearing fine designers . He wasn't wearing Timberlands , no more . He got a haircut . He wore a see-through turtleneck to the next red carpet event what the fuck after that . Hey man , look , that's the effect that diddy has on you . You know what I'm saying . Once diddy puts it on you , you're gonna start becoming a bitch for real .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's , that's I feel . I feel for you and the people that were big Diddy fans . I never , really Nobody , was a big Diddy fan . I know he produced a lot , a lot of hits .
Speaker 1Diddy ain't no lyricist , but you know what I'm saying . There's a lot of good music that has his stamp on it and it's a Fucking shame .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's true , god damn , yeah , that's true .
Speaker 1This nose blowing thing Is getting out of hand . You know what I'm saying , put it in the comments . Or if you're a doctor and you wanna hook a motherfucker up , or you know a doctor that wanna hook a motherfucker up . I don't know who's listening To this podcast these days .
Speaker 2Says oh let's look at the countries you said you were going to show me the comments . Sometimes we should read some of the comments I need to get back in there oh , this guy I need to figure out how to so much for being the tech guy of the whole thing . These guys , you forgot the password can y of the whole thing .
Speaker 2You forgot the password . Can y'all believe that he forgot the fucking password and he can't get into his email because it was an old email , so now he's just like fucked yeah , um yeah , I don't know .
Speaker 1I gotta figure this out .
Speaker 2There's a way to look at the countries see , he doesn't even know what he's doing I know right , I'm freaking um first day out I , I freaking , I freaking .
Speaker 1Let listeners text your show . Huh , maybe I should turn this on . I'll dig through that because it can show you who's watching from where stats there we go . There we go . Locations , boom yeah , japan . Who the fuck do we know in Japan , bro ?
Speaker 2We don't need to know . Canada , germany , israel Shouts to Canada , shouts to Germany .
Speaker 1Shouts to Israel , turkey Shouts to Canada , shouts to Germany , shouts to Israel .
Speaker 2Turkey . Shouts to Turkey . Shouts to the United States .
Speaker 1Netherlands , Finland .
Speaker 2Shout out , shout out .
Speaker 1Germany , did I say Germany and Switzerland , belgium .
Speaker 2Switzerland shout out .
Speaker 1Greece , norway , spain , shout out Hold on bro , word is born . This city is kind on , bro , word is born . This city is kind of cool looking . Word is born , africa . Y'all need to do better for me , man . Your boy is over here and I'm representing I'm over here . I'm over here Representing for the motherland . You people are not listening to my podcast . What is this ? How are there more people all the way in Asia ?
Speaker 2Got the last five episodes .
Speaker 1These are the numbers for all the last five episodes . These are the people that listen . Hey , shout out to y'all , man Shout out .
Speaker 2Put a round of applause for that . You know what I'm saying . Shout out to everybody listening around the world hey , look to y'all man . Yeah , shout out . Put a round of applause for that one man . You know what I'm saying . Shout out to everybody listening around the world hey , look Around the world . That's crazy to say Literally hey , bro it's super encouraging .
Speaker 1Okay , never mind the fact that only two downloads this month came from Africa . We're going to start checking this shit every month , where the fuck is .
Speaker 2Oceania .
Speaker 1Man , you're up fucking with us A little bit , bro , this month . You're up fucking with us , man Asia .
Speaker 2That's pretty cool you know what I'm saying ?
Speaker 1I like three chicken wings With the fried rice . Yeah , yeah , let's do this , let's do this . Man , hey man , we all over the world , from over here , anywhere , usa .
Speaker 2Yeah , bro , hopefully we can start traveling and shit doing podcasts overseas and all that hey , man , we're going to save up them sky miles , baby .
Speaker 1We're going to keep building it . We're going to keep building it . Hey , man , I think we should end on this note , because this has been very encouraging , yeah pretty cool . This right here round of applause to these countries , man .
Speaker 2I'm encouraged a little bit . Another round of applause to these countries .
Speaker 1Man , I'm encouraged a little bit another round of applause to all the locals too , man , because yeah , and y'all fucking with us , tough this . This looks like an olympic uh medals board right here . You know , america got 265 , europe got 35 . You you know , asia , kim Jong-il ain't going to have it . If you don't bring China , he ain't going to have it . Or South Korea , which one is it ?
Speaker 2What you talking about .
Speaker 1Whatever , whoever the ruler over there , there's no disrespect , don't nuke me , my brother , my Asian brother , anyway , africa man , hey , listen , my Niger boys , I'm not likingja boys , I'm not liking this , I'm not liking this we have to run it up . He's really coming for y'all . We have to run it up . People are supposed to represent . People are supposed to represent . Look at this shit North America , crazy . Let's look at the details . Can you zoom ?
Speaker 2in on that yeah .
Speaker 1Hey Mexico . One download Mexico .
Speaker 2Shout out Wait , there's a lot of one download .
Speaker 1There's a lot of one download places here man dubai one download . New zealand one download . Look whoever this one one people are that are downloading our shit in all these strange countries . Hey , that's wild bro .
Speaker 2I'm encouraged that we can visit every single one of those countries .
Speaker 1I hope too . I'm encouraged when the fuck is . Wow bro , jamaica .
Speaker 2Hey Jamaica .
Speaker 1It's in that area , it's a Caribbean island . Look man , Please , please , pretty please . I'm going to figure out how to get in the comments . Comment on the Spotify . Comment on the Apple . I wanna know how you found Winston and Black's podcast .
Speaker 2Yeah , bro , in Malaysia , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1In Vietnam . Hey , shout out , bro Shit . Hey , the numbers might not be ridiculous , but hey , there's motion . Yeah , we got motion . Shout out to Russell , I'll fuck with y'all next week . Bro Winston , who you gotta shout out , shout out to fam , Shout out to fam .
Speaker 2Thanks for yeah shout . I'll fuck with y'all next week , bro Winston who you got to shout out .
Speaker 1Shout out to fam . Shout out to fam . Thanks for that . Yeah , shout out to fam . I love y'all too . Man , Don't let Ramon outshine me over here .