Lizzie Snoopes - Breakout!

The Great Escape! - Season 2, Episode Three

May 14, 2022 Alice Wickham and Joanne Ruocco Season 1 Episode 3
Lizzie Snoopes - Breakout!
The Great Escape! - Season 2, Episode Three
Show Notes Transcript

In this episode, Colonel Reggie gets to work on young Charlie, but will he succeed? Can our hero wangle  a way out of the bunker?

  • Voices of Joe Purcell, Sarah Lockett, Neil Geddes-Ward, Joanne Ruocco, Alice Wickham 
  • Music courtesy of Shak Cohen of Blue Svengalis 
  • The song 'Plastic Faces' was written and performed by Joanne Ruocco

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Is there anything else I can help you with? 
No. Now, that will be all today. Thank you. 
Are you sure? Nothing. Nothing at all. 
Thank you. 
Please completed the customer satisfaction survey at the end of
this call. Goodbye. 
Here, I got my eye on this Subaru. EV superstar, lime green it is. Let me show you a picture. Goes from nought to a hundred in  seconds. I was planning on bringing my bird to Bognor, staying in a nice hotel, over there on the seafront. 
I see Five stars, all in? 
Yeah, with spa treatment. Keep her sweet if you know what I mean.
Oh sure.
Oh, and a stack of credit cards, I gotta pay off too.  
No more. Not until you keep YOUR side of the bargain.
Yeah, right. How do I know it won't go up in smoke? 
We had an agreement. It's a matter of trust, old boy. On the other hand, if you try to get clever or send someone in pursuit, I'll reverse the code
and put my little angel off to sleep. Your account would be wiped clean, POOF. So what's it to be, Charlie Boy? 
RIGHT, here's what we do. 
Well, what's the plan? 
Says he wants it to look real.  Just tie him up.
Yes, Yes and yeah, Yeah. Bash. Bash him over the head with Not too hard. Not too hard with the old flask, over there. This one here. He wants us to bash him over the head with the flask. This one sitting on his desk, is it? 
Yeah, not too much to ask is it?
Not at all. I'd be delighted. 
Yeah, but not too hard. Let me finish the coffee. Oh, take my uniform or else you'll never make it out of the yard. Oh, and you better tie me up good and proper. Make it look real.
Ladies. Look away!
 But how are we to tie you? 
Mm. Here, try this. 44 g. It ought to be enough rope. 
Mhm. Ingenious. 
Millie, That's your bra!
 Needs must Lizzie!
And they dropped like two hanged  men. Extra lift. Cost me a fortune 
All in a good cause. 
His uniform is too small for you, Reg. What a squirt. 
Yes A bit of a dilemma. A bit of a draught really around the old GOOGLE, google, you know, and trousers only come up to the calves. 
Hurry up, I'm freezing. Give me something to wear!
Take my skirt I'll wear the pants. 
Okay. The pass. Charlie's Security Pass! Quick, Quick, quick! Good. Hallelujah! Just plain old Q code. I've forgotten how cheap this unit really is. No OCCKIT? Thank the Lord. 
OCCKIT? 
 It scans the eyeball and checks the brainwaves for lies and cover ups. Reggie knows all about it. He invented it back in the day before he became a hacker. 
Hurry along. There's no time to waste. 
You're like a herd of buffalo. Calm down. Walk slowly. Walk slowly. 
Make your mind up a minute ago you said to hurry? 
Yes, yes. But not like that, to draw attention. And that's the last thing we want.
Single file, please. Single file. Head up, Shoulders back. Be dignified like soldiers of the highest rank. 
Where to now? 
To the van, of course, But where is it? My eyes fail me. 
Put your specs on, dummy. It's over there. Next to that boat deck. 
Get in quick! 
Ouch! Goddamn roof. I have a bump the size of a golfball in one minute!
Blimey, don't they ever clean these vans? Stinks of onions.
Sssh! Keep it down! Someone's coming. 
Excuse me. Where do you think you're going with THAT VAN? 

You've been listening to:

  • Joe Purcell as Reggie 
  • Neil Geddes-Ward as Charlie. 
  • Sarah Purcell as The Announcer. 
  • Joanne Ruocco as Dolly and  Angel.
  • Sarah Lockett as Lizzie. 
  • Alice Wickham as Millie and as The Van Inspector 
  1. Music is by Joanne Ruocco and Shak Cohen of Blue Svengalis
  2. The song, Plastic Faces was written and sung by Joanne Ruocco. 

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