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Do You REALLY Know Your Partner? 👀

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In this episode, we get real and ask the question… do you REALLY know your partner? 👀

Things got funny, wild, and a little chaotic as we went around sharing stories, opinions, and some takes that might have you looking at your relationship differently 😅

We talked about everything from how well couples actually know each other (or don’t 😂), to crazy high school memories, to what we’d do in random situations like seeing a fight break out in public.

We also got into:
 â€¢ Wild high school stories that still got people laughing (and embarrassed 😭)
ʉۢ Funny relationship debates that turned into real conversations
 â€¢ Our best childhood birthday memories 🎉
 â€¢ Thoughts on joining the army 🇺🇸
 â€¢ And of course… music talk including new drops from Kanye and Tory Lanez 🎶

This episode is a mix of laughs, real talk, and moments everybody can relate to.

Make sure you watch till the end… some of these takes might surprise you 👀


We are not here for feelings or for approval; we are here to Disappoint.

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Aye, let's do the podcast, man. Five, four, three, two, two, two, one, one, one.

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The Dominicans are in the building.

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Hey, what's poppin'? You now tuning to the greatest podcast in the world. Sorry to this up. I go by the name of Marcos Alexander.

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You're behind cameras.

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We got the boy tender.

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Hey.

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To my right side, big gangster the baker. Chris. You know who it is, bro. You know who it is. My boy Jay. Hey. Hi. Hi, man. By the way, thank you for always watching the video, even if we don't drop them. Thank you for always watching the videos. Subscribe to the channel if you made it this far. If you listen to this in audio phone, we in every platform. Google Play, Amazon Music, Spotify, and Apple Podcasts. And you probably, but one day it's gonna be Netflix. Hopefully. One day. I'm gonna have to say now if Chris sign. Just waiting for one person. That was the only one. But make sure go go over there to all those platforms. Show us love, man. Show us love in every audio platform that we are in. Now, man, let's start the podcast. How is by the way? I don't know, but I haven't over very hard. Last three weeks has been very hard on my pockets. I don't know what Trump is doing to my money. How how y'all been? Y'all been okay? I've been great. Y'all been eating? I've been eating everything. Yeah. All I eat is potatoes. What y'all been eating? How y'all feel, man?

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I've been surviving.

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Surviving? From what?

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Surviving, baby. Thanks for spending it.

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Guys, at$4.

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$4.50.

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Might wake up tomorrow at five. And by the time this dropped, three, four weeks from now, probably six dollars.

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And then you know, you know when you finally get like an extra$200,$300 in your pocket, your car just starts making noise. Like some noise that you're like you, yo, this shit was in the head yesterday, bro. What's going on? Yo, can I ask you a question with that?

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Honestly, I'm so happy that I'm not a driver.

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Why?

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Because I don't deal with none of this shit.

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Yo, when y'all hear some weird shit in your car at this moment in time, at your age.

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Right now, it's like four. Be honest, y'all fucking. You risk your life?

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I'm risking it.

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Fuck it.

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When there's that engine line comes on, you're like, uh. Could be worse.

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See prend it. I know we are.

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Nah, but uh, me personally, I've been, you know, I've been good.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, we know we know you've been good.

SPEAKER_00

We wasn't asking you, Jaime.

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Just know this whole summer. You all sucked. I'm taking it back to when I was a young, young, young pup. Straight honey and hypnotic. Incredible Hulk is back! Incredible hulk. Incredible Hulk is back! Call me young Bruce Banner. Young Bruce Banner, you heard? What's the other shit too? Nooble? We doing noobo? I don't know about noble. Noble's more for the women, for the ladies. Bacardis? The Bacardi. Cheetos? Nothing beats a Bacardi Dragonberry. With the trop with the tropical punch fruit juice.

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That's gonna be your drink of the summer.

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So you are silent somewhere.

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I'm outside.

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The reason why we talk about the summer is because New York summer. So New York is like the best three months we have in the year. Yeah. And it's approaching. Like I already got my AC. I put my AC last night. I couldn't take it no more. Yeah. So summer is approaching in New York, and it's very popular for us to talk about the song.

SPEAKER_01

There's a lot of things to do in summer.

SPEAKER_04

Do you have any prepare for this summer? Besides getting your girl. I want to I know I want to go more to the girl, another burking or just please. Go bars. They all trash.

SPEAKER_01

No, but I like the beach vibe, though. Oh good, okay. Like you just get a drink, put music.

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Yeah, getting shit on bug. Oh, last week. I was on a bad bunny run, nigga. What? I was on a bad bunny run last week.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah. Especially that summer vibe shit?

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Yeah. Your hookah at the beach lasting two minutes.

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Yeah, because of the summer.

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Why nobody wants to talk about how nasty hookahs is at the beach, yeah. You know what's funny?

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And we always try.

unknown

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

Well, you always have to bring it to try.

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Watch what I do, it's right. I gotcha. I gotcha.

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Can we figure out how to make a good hookah in the beach? No, you have to.

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It's impossible because it's when it's a win, and also um the sun. It brings the charcoal right away.

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You think it would be a good idea to build a hookah beach cover for the hookah?

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No.

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And sell that shit.

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But I wonder in Miami. Oh my god. I came with something. Well, y'all go to Miami. Y'all get hookah by the beach. First of all, I don't go. Yo, Miami hookah is stupid.

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And it's trash.

SPEAKER_00

It's mad expensive and trash.

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But the places I've been, they were, they got better. But it's not.

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It's not like that home hookah that you make at home that that shit hits.

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It ain't the shit that we just smoke. Yeah. Um, by the way, I got I got hair. Because I think every time I wear a hat, I'm balled. I got hair. I don't.

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Okay, man.

unknown

Okay.

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One week one.

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You be taking your pills?

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Wait, one week I got hair, the next week. Oh, yeah. One week I got hair, the next week I don't. I don't know what it is, bro. You know what's funny?

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But um, shout out. Shout out everybody in New York right now. Facts. Enjoying the nice weather, being very nice outside. Um, hopefully, not a lot of crimes. Hopefully, not a lot of shooting around. Hopefully. Hopefully, but let's see, man. Let me ask you this. Let's start the podcast, man. Let's start the podcast. Chico's a bitch. Alright, now go ahead. No, you want to start with that? No, no, no, no. Sorry, sorry. You want to start with that? Okay. Now let's start because I I'm reading it. I don't know which one to start with. Okay. Oh, okay. Y'all know that I find this brand new thing. Y'all know the liquor mean mini? The little liquor that are like mini liquors? Yeah, like the little bottles? The little bottles. The little personals. Yeah, yeah, the little personal. But I and we call them balas. You know those little liquors from every brand, like Tonjulio, Hennessy, Bucanas. You know that I didn't know that you can buy as many as you want and take them with you to the airport? Yeah, you can. I didn't know that. Like cross TSA? Yeah. Yeah. You can buy the Lickor store, but the thing is you cannot open those in the air.

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It has to have like the little thing in a room.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and it cannot be glass. You know, some some of them are glass. Oh, it has to be in the plastic. That's what people do. Titos, because Tito's is plastic, the thing.

SPEAKER_01

But I see people drink it though.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and when they buy it. But you could bring it up.

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I don't think that's true. Cause uh remember that one time we went to uh we did a f a group trip. Um that my boy David he brought like the whole box, the the whole patron. Remember the little the little patron that had the regular one, the reposado, the cafe, the other ones. He had he had bought like a box of the little ones, and we we went right through with it.

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And drink it illegal to open it.

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No, no, no, it wasn't obviously it wasn't open, it was still in the package.

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But I'm saying after you cross, it's still illegal to open though.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, it is? I didn't know that.

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I see a lot of people do it, so I thought that was so next I go to the airport, stopping at the liquor store right there. So I leave that once we sell it, yeah.

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Lounge community, so I don't know. You're welcome, my brother. Thank you, appreciate it. I just get a drink.

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Oh you're part of the lounge crew. They it comes in, it comes included with our experience, it comes included. Yeah, the liquor wifi, like you know. No, no, no. You ain't pay lounge.

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Now you want to go extra early to the airport.

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Exactly. Let me ask you this. They said no man or husband or boyfriend know their girlfriend bro size. Is that true?

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Oh my fucking god. Yeah, very sad. No husband or boyfriend knows their women, like their partners, bro. That is a fact.

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You don't know your girl bro size.

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That's a fact.

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You don't know your girl bro size. I think I do. I'm not gonna say it. I'm not gonna say it. Cause Drupal D, baby. She's a triple D, man. You don't want to say, without being disrespectful, she has some big shit. Nah, that's disrespectful, man. That's what I said.

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What I for her body, it is. For her body.

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She she part of the itty bitty community.

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No, no, because she's short. But she not, but she don't have like the like the ones that you're doing.

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It's okay. I'm flash assin too. She's part of the itty bitty community.

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You know every every girl that I see with big titty, I'm like, yeah, those are double D's. She got big, big breasts, it's double. Double D's.

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It is short. You know, it goes past D's. Like if it's bigger, it gets it passes D. I never knew that.

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But they had to go to certain shows together.

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The reason why I agreeing with Grizz and Hyman that we don't we never know our girl's bra size. When I had a girlfriend, when I had girlfriends, none of my girlfriends had had like big titties. They had little titties.

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They were part of the city.

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They would wear like my tent tops. Like my tent. That's crazy. My tent tops will be your bra. That's how titty. They all they all my exes were like flat chests.

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I might not be an expert on knowing their bra size, but I'm an expert of taking it off. For sure.

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Come on, we got a screen.

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No, I'm an expert with one hand, two fingers. I have anything. Two fingers. That's all I need to take off their bra.

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Also, keeping it there. They say two that no girlfriend, all wife, all partner knows they partnered boxer size.

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I do know.

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Which one is your boyfriend's size?

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He's uh extra small. He he buys a large.

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He's a large. Yeah. You sure his boxer size is a large? Sure.

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You know what I know? You know what I know? Cause I do his long time. Our we're large. There's no way that they can large.

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Yes. He might have a lot of package.

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Do you think your girl knows your boxes size? She bow me boxes. So you think she knows?

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But he's very specific on the boxes he needs.

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I ain't gonna lie. Yeah.

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Oh man.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Why you pick up your underwear?

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I don't know. You gotta be comfortable. You have to be comfortable.

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My boy probably wears the silky ones.

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Your boyfriend's be having the Nike Pro shit. Like he's an athlete. Yeah, athlete. Oh, Nike Pro. Like he's about to run a marathon tomorrow. I go lie. I go lie. If you a man and you size small in boxers, yeah, you got a little dick. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Not necessarily. You have to have a little dick, bro. Wait, nothing. You have to be a big boxer.

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As a grown man, you cannot be a size small in boxer. Not necessarily. What if he's a little bit more? You know why?

SPEAKER_04

Well, okay.

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What if they have skinny legs and stuff, you know? It don't matter, nigga. Your dick should be as big, so it could be a medium. So what if you have what if you get small boxes so your shit can look bigger? No, it doesn't my map. Nah, but that's a good one. Oh, small boxer.

SPEAKER_00

But you say you gotta be comfortable. So if you get it smaller, you're not comfortable.

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Come on.

SPEAKER_02

I'm playing devil's advocate here. Exactly. Bro, this doesn't pre this doesn't reflect on me.

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Do you know yeah, girls, panty size?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I do. I do, I do.

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Oh, hypermanose.

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Okay. But the tightest shit ever, nigga. I want to see those pussy lips. I want to see your ass swallow it all. What was the last time you was a size small in boxers?

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Raven a size small since I was like uh in elementary school.

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So imagine if you a size small in boxer as a man, you gotta look. Stop it. If you're small, you small, it's okay. No, bro. You got a little dick. Yeah, but the boxer. Yo, girl cannot be proud going to the Nike, to the Nike store. Don't buy those small and buy the Nike Pro small.

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Small. Yeah, that's crazy.

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That's crazy. Like, yo, that has to be embarrassing doing the line. So I see a Nike pro and you paying for you. Put them as a can you put them as a gift? Because it's for my boyfriend. And it's a small. That's value. That's value. That's value.

SPEAKER_00

What about the shoe size? If they have really small shoes.

SPEAKER_04

They say that. No, they said that's that's not true.

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No, I'm just saying, like, what if you be like, if you if you let's say you are size kids and you be like and your girl asks you, like, oh, what size of your shoes you are?

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You be like, I'm youth seven. I'm youth seven. That's strange.

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A little nigga.

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Well, Chris has an advantage that you cannot be a man and be a youth seven.

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He can go remember. You cannot be a man and be a man. But he goes from youth.

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No, he goes from eight to ten and a half.

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Yo, I got a friend that is a size seven. In youth? Like seven kids, yeah. Seven.

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No, I got a cousin, but like, yeah, he's like five eight. He wear like seven men. I I think seven men is short.

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Like, no, no. If you were seven in men, it's a short weight. Yeah, that's like.

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How you a big separate with a size seven men's on? Who said that? The guy.

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That was for Kendrick, by the way.

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I remember that.

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Okay, let me ask you this. If y'all get in at the mall and saw two women fighting, what y'all doing? Leave? Or stay and watch the fight?

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Can I ask? Um how ratchet do they look?

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They look ratchet. It's two women fighting.

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Two pronks, like us.

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And y'all see two girls fighting. Oh, yeah. And your girl's like, let's go, let's go. Do y'all leave with your girl? You stay too much.

SPEAKER_00

Chris said videos of guys fighting on the chat. So y'all know this.

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They say the reason why men always stay to watch the fight, we only stay to see some titties. Like we stay to watch a fight until we see TD. As soon as we see your titty, break it up, break it up. That's it, that's it. Like it's a whack ass fight if we don't see no titties.

SPEAKER_00

Would you have like break up a fight of two random people? Y'all don't know.

SPEAKER_04

No, no, no. If it's two girls, we break it up when the TD come up. I ain't breaking shit up.

SPEAKER_01

That's how people get popped.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that's how you get smacked, bro. So if you see a guy hitting a girl, damn. If you see how to hit a girl, you mind your business.

SPEAKER_02

I'm minding my business. I'm minding my business. That's a part of me that wants to.

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If that girl's like, hell.

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I call the card. I'm the only person there. Yeah, crazy. I'll be like, wait, my car, I see no. Meo seen no. Shut the fuck up. Nah, you're right. Let me go.

SPEAKER_00

That's why calling 911 is free.

SPEAKER_01

I ain't doing that, but. I'll help. I mean, there will be some part of me. I'll make it up. I would try.

SPEAKER_04

Well, then I will.

SPEAKER_00

And then what if the guy's big? What if the guy looks like a rock?

SPEAKER_04

I'll walk into him like this. Perfect. You know when people when people always got one hand. One hat inside the hoodie, they think you pack it. Yo.

SPEAKER_00

No, no, you you you putting yourself in there. Yo, hey.

SPEAKER_02

You cannot be pump faking. I ain't pump faking.

SPEAKER_00

I'm not doing it. Hey, wait, me, mucho loco en la calle, so you'll be you'll be risking it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, what's wrong? What's wrong with it? Hey, hey, hey, hey, so bro. She cheated. You think that you did your job. I did all I could do.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not gonna get in there physically. You bothered.

SPEAKER_00

We call her cops.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, that's a super extreme.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, that is crazy.

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And you're the only thing. I'm the only person there.

SPEAKER_04

You gotta save her.

SPEAKER_00

What are the odds?

SPEAKER_04

You have to save her.

SPEAKER_00

No, you're not.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna fight the guy. Even if I can't. I tell you this. That's the only way you can get fucked up and be a hero.

SPEAKER_02

And you did all that for nothing because she's gonna go right back to him the next day. But I stopped it.

SPEAKER_00

No. What about on my time?

SPEAKER_02

It will stop.

SPEAKER_01

You're gonna end up, you're gonna end up in a t-shirt, nigga.

SPEAKER_04

It will stop, nigga.

SPEAKER_01

You're gonna end up in a t-shirt, nigga.

SPEAKER_04

Nah, man. I'm stopping. I cannot see if you're gonna get a little bit more. I'm gonna get him one time with the video.

SPEAKER_02

Swell that's every time, yo, fuck you. Suck my dick. You right? Let me get it. You're right. You mad out of here, man. You got it.

SPEAKER_00

You right, but imagine Michael, he gets he fucked the girl up and you. Now Lodotang.

SPEAKER_04

Well, that's so good where your me getting fucked up. Like your Marco got fucked up.

SPEAKER_02

No, and there's gonna be one cousin.

SPEAKER_04

But I saved the girl's life.

SPEAKER_01

You know, like in New York, we learn I don't mind your business. Mind your fucking business, man.

SPEAKER_00

I do mind my business. I've been playing for my life.

SPEAKER_02

I've said the story a million times, bro. Old lady fell on 125th in Lexington, Lexington and St. Nick, one of those two streets. Bro, Shorty fell in the middle of the street. Old lady, I went to go help her out. Uh-huh. And Shorty was like, I asked you for help. I'm like, yo, you matter, you right. I'm never doing this again in my life. And that shit fuck you up. Yeah, that shit traumatized me. I'm not helping nobody.

SPEAKER_04

Yo, I saw this topic online.

SPEAKER_02

I'm not a good Samaritan.

SPEAKER_04

And it made it brought it brought so many memories back to me. Why when we was in high school, right? And somebody niggas used to get jumped for their coats. Why when we was in high school and somebody find out that you a pussy, like the whole school would shame me. Because you ate pussy.

SPEAKER_00

Like the girls when they be like, oh, you suck dick?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah. But I'm saying for men, when we was in high school, if you a pussy, the whole high school will shame you for something now that it's like common. Like it's empowerment.

SPEAKER_02

Can I put a quick pause real quick?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Um, because the Martina just said, oh, like the girls when they suck dick. For the guys, if we heard a girl suck dick, we never used to shame them.

unknown

Yes, we think.

SPEAKER_06

Yes, yeah, yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

At least in my high school, we did not shame them. You know, because in the very used, you'll be like, yeah, you was not a big thing. We used to be like, yo, her shit was valid because I'm trying to be next.

SPEAKER_04

That was Alicia. Alicia would be sucking mad dick in the stairs. Yeah, I'm trying to get my dick so that girl will ask to have like asked for a transfer. And she sucked dick in the stairs, she will ask to ask for a transfer. Because the whole school will know it. But I'm saying, why they used to shame niggas that ate pussy in high school? I feel like nowadays, and somebody would be like, Yo, Marcos ain't put Marcos be eating pussy, all the girls will clap it up on me. But back in high school, no, the niggas will make you feel ashamed about that. But that's the immaturity.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Immature.

SPEAKER_00

Is that in high school people gonna put you down for anything you did?

SPEAKER_04

Just to like I almost asked for a tramp. Why? Because they are shame because I said it. I don't know why, but now in high school, like do they have that? Like, like, you think they steal the same shit in high school now?

SPEAKER_00

Nah, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_04

Like if a nigga you don't see that they're gonna be.

SPEAKER_00

I think my high school was too Dominican. It was not. I think now people just be discussing like how many followers you got. Oh, you don't got that many followers? I think they do that now.

SPEAKER_04

What do you think high school is now? Like for all those teachers that are BBL that have BBLs.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, I want to go back.

SPEAKER_04

How do you think high school will be now? Well, all those teachers with BBLs and shit. So beautiful. That's what that's why.

SPEAKER_00

That's why there's a lot of cases.

SPEAKER_02

I'll be there first, baby. I'd be the first one in class.

SPEAKER_00

That's why there's a lot of cases. Hey, Mr.

SPEAKER_04

Steve, hey, Miss Ramirez. And I will not snitch. Touch me. Yo, it's crazy. All the teachers nowadays be having BBLs. And and imagine now being in high school. Like now you gotta be famous on TikTok, famous in Instagram. You gotta be a streamer too.

SPEAKER_02

And y'all school too. And you gotta be a streamer. Did you guys know anybody that like actually hit a teacher? Or a teacher hit them?

SPEAKER_01

One. Like fighting me? I only know one. Oh one, one.

SPEAKER_04

That was one of my I only know one girl that let a male teacher hit her.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

In my high school, all my all all my all my all the girls in my high school was mad in love with my gym teacher, too.

SPEAKER_01

Same here?

SPEAKER_04

Because he used to look like like Justin Timberlake. Like he was a white man. Yeah, do we have do we have the same fucking teacher? No, no, no, no. Swear to God, bro. And G thubs.

SPEAKER_01

That was a teacher. Nigga look like fucking Superman.

SPEAKER_02

It's always the it's always the gym teachers. Always have all the volleyball girls in his office. Yeah, yeah. She'd be mad weird, bro.

SPEAKER_04

Now that I think about it, she's weird. There's probably a there's a this up. A lot of gym teachers, if they have a podcast, I think they will say, no, they will not say they will not say house. No, they will look at the house.

SPEAKER_01

I remember I went to the Paris conference and my mom was there, and I think. Was here and I said it man loud, bro.

SPEAKER_04

Meaning the person, todavía. Yeah, bro, but that nigga, that nigga used to look good. I ain't gonna lie to you. Yeah, pause. Pause, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Pause.

SPEAKER_04

But um, y'all remember your best birthday as a kid? Or do y'all know do y'all know what was your best birthday?

SPEAKER_01

You know what was my birthday, my best birthday? Actually, they would be surprised. It was in New York when I was a kid.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. How old were you with?

SPEAKER_01

I was um How old you was you was turning? Probably like six, seven.

SPEAKER_04

Six, seven. Oh shit. Come on, you tall for that shit.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah, your little nephew, the whole night.

SPEAKER_01

The whole pokey night. Nah, it was like 12-7. April Park.

SPEAKER_04

April Park, you were turning what?

SPEAKER_01

Seven, I think.

SPEAKER_04

Nah, six, seven.

SPEAKER_01

I think it was seven.

SPEAKER_04

Six, seven.

SPEAKER_01

And then uh, I remember because I used to be in the Melbourne baseball team. So all the kids went there. And it was fire. I remember that.

SPEAKER_04

So like the whole baseball team celebrated your birthday with you.

SPEAKER_01

And my brothers and everything. And that's your best birthday. No, you said that's a kid. That's what you said.

SPEAKER_04

In January, you say in January. Oh, I call on beat, oh, that's your best birthday. When's your best birthday?

SPEAKER_02

My best birthday was turned 21. Celebrated in Orlando. First time you took a plane? No, not first time I took a plane. First time I had like a real group trip. Um everybody that I loved at the time was there. And it was like that shit was fine. And you're 29 now, right? 29, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So you haven't had a better birthday than that one that is 21?

SPEAKER_02

Um, not that it hasn't been better. I probably've had better, but like that was like the most memorable one that I had that is like, damn, like that that was a fun time.

SPEAKER_03

How about you, Boyton?

SPEAKER_00

Um, I think a good birthday to be is every time I go away. So you don't have a like to pinpoint one right now? No, because I done big birthdays. Like, I always do trips.

SPEAKER_04

I thought you was gonna say the one one I gave you as a book, as a a what? A book. I gave her a book.

SPEAKER_00

You a liar. You didn't give me no fucking. I gave you a book. You gave me a patronita lo bebite.

SPEAKER_04

That's crazy. My best birthday was my seven-year-old birthday. My mom brought me and my sister to New York, celebrating my birthday at 176 in Amsterdam by the park, where a lot of people that I didn't know, family members, cousins, and that was my best birthday. A lot of people gave me a gift, cake, a lot of things. Yeah, but we thought we had the same story. Yeah, yeah. But I traveled from the yard just for my birthday.

SPEAKER_01

Oh no, I used to live here when that happened.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We traveled and then we went right back to we went right back to.

SPEAKER_01

You guys remember the McDonald's? Well, I think it's still there, the 168th.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, they used to do birthdays in the McDonald's.

SPEAKER_01

What happened to those, right? They did one to me too when I was younger.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, they did that to you? Yeah. You might have money. No, my mama won't be. It was expensive. Back in the days, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

Because you you don't they don't let other kids in the in the thing. I don't know. Oh, I thought you don't passe. Oh, they just oh, they didn't even rent it. They just went and put the kids.

SPEAKER_04

McDonald's took out took out that area that they used to.

SPEAKER_00

No, there's a McDonald's that has it.

SPEAKER_01

There's a few McDonald's that have. But it was because my big brother used to work at McDonald's. Oh, he got the connect. So he and that same McDonald's was.

SPEAKER_02

I wish, I wish. Having the McDonald's connect was always the best. The best shit ever, right?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I wish I wish somebody throw my birthday at McDonald's right now, nigga.

SPEAKER_02

Right now? At this age, there's no VIP section in McDonald's.

SPEAKER_04

Actually, bro, what you doing after the club? Like, yo, we throwing your birth instead of the cheemie truck. We go to McDonald's McDonald's to the play center. And we all there eating fly ass fucking drug.

SPEAKER_01

Nah, you're right.

SPEAKER_04

And make the nigga say happy birthday to the that's fine. Yeah, nigga, I'll be fine.

SPEAKER_01

I'll be fine. That's something new. Because kids say, I think they don't have McDonald's birthday.

SPEAKER_04

Kids say they they they celebrate their birthday in Roblox.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, all my little cousins, oh give me Robux, Robux, Robux. They don't they don't care, they don't care about it. Robux, man. Robux. Yeah, the the money they use inside Roblox. What the?

SPEAKER_01

I never play it, so I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Crazy. Yo, since we're talking about kids stuff, did y'all ever thought about going to the army? To the army? Yeah. Or like any military. Like you never had that though, right? So exactamente. You were a kid that you had three brothers, right?

SPEAKER_00

And none of them.

SPEAKER_04

And like at least one of them will go like to the army. Always in the in big families. They knew they were they weren't going. I mean, one of them, but not one of them, though, like.

SPEAKER_01

But you have a brother that at least went to like yeah, but he always wanted to do that.

SPEAKER_02

So that was understandable.

SPEAKER_04

So you probably he probably was the one that wanted to probably go to the army. That's what I'm saying. Like that was a.

SPEAKER_02

He wanted to do what he's doing now.

SPEAKER_04

Okay. Okay, gotcha. But you never thought about going to the army. Ever, ever.

SPEAKER_01

You know what I knew I couldn't beat the army when I noticed I only can do 20 push-ups.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Because you know, you did you do push-up requirements.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah. But I mean, they get you ready. The army takes you like that. Yeah. It's it's the navy. I think it's the navy.

SPEAKER_00

No, for me, it was more like I don't like being limited to doing stuff. And when you there, you gotta train. I can't have people scream at me.

SPEAKER_01

Also, that's the thing I disrespecting.

SPEAKER_04

I would have had my camera roll now. By this time, I would have had my camera.

SPEAKER_01

But I respect people that go to the army and become a better person. I do respect it.

SPEAKER_04

I knew I knew a girl that her husband went to the army madly after like they had two kids. The nigga just decided to go. Well, now they got a house in Texas and shit like that. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You know the thing is, bro, from the from my experience. So I go I have a cousin that went to the army. I have um a cousin's husband went to the army. Like, my my consensus is most times the army do more damage than though.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

They all have the same benefits. But I know, like, I know someone that went and he was part of the Iraq war. Like back in. And he experienced like the his, you know, his people dying beside him.

SPEAKER_03

His friends.

SPEAKER_01

He was never the same. To this day, bro. It's been what, like 15 years, 20 years? He never been the same. He he's here and he he he has like the this this event in his life. Like, oh that's it. But that's another one's that he went to the army, he was a part of no war, and nigga, he got all the benefits in the world. He's doing it.

SPEAKER_04

Will y'all send your kids to the army?

SPEAKER_00

No.

SPEAKER_02

I'll support them if they want to go.

SPEAKER_04

If they want to go, but now they can't. Oh, I'm a I'm if they talk to you about it, will you like be on the positive side or on the negative side? Absolutely.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, like, oh, look into it, make sure that's something you really want to do. Yeah, there you go. That's what I was saying. I'm not gonna give them an answer, like, oh yeah, you should, oh yeah, you shouldn't. I might just be like, look into it.

SPEAKER_02

Look into it, look at the consequences. I'm not, I'm never gonna be like, oh no, don't do it. Exactly. You if you want that's that's what you really want to do, I'm gonna support you on the city.

SPEAKER_01

100%.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know. But I will tell him the risk about it though. If he's it depends how I'm like, I want you to know everything. It depends on how bad he is. Like if he's getting in trouble and shit, like at 12, 13, like doing crimes and shit like that. Let's say I couldn't, like I will be like, I would try to sum him.

SPEAKER_01

But can we be honest? Uh and that's what I heard. The guy that's right now in in war that I know, people do drugs in war more than here.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Like, and because we remember, when you feel like the chances are way better. Not uh, like if you're doing crimes in New York.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know, because I don't we none of us been through that shit. So I wouldn't, I can't tell you nothing.

SPEAKER_01

No, but I'm saying is like either it bro, it depends. Oh, and those parts, like I was you see the interviews, yo, people do some crazy shit in war. I'm talking about war, not military. It's war. Yeah, it's war. You gotta get drunk, smoke, do crap.

SPEAKER_04

There's no war, there's no war.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but what is the the for you to be the for you to know that it's not gonna happen.

SPEAKER_01

Somebody in the comments put like what is the no no, what is the amount of time you gotta be in military to receive or the benefits the benefits you can leave. I believe it's like four years, right? Bro, four years, that's a one person, one president. That means you're living, you're deciding if the president's gonna make a war or not.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but they also uh there's a lot of years that you gotta be in it to qualify for everyone.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, yeah, because every every five years or ten years you get more perks.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Shout out to everybody that is at the army right now. Yeah, shout out to all of them, man. Thank you for your service, man. Oh, let me ask you this. How long should morning sex be?

SPEAKER_01

Morning what?

SPEAKER_04

Morning sex.

SPEAKER_01

Now we go.

SPEAKER_04

Thank you for that time, Chris.

SPEAKER_01

Now we both we both gotta bust. I will go over 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_04

15 minutes, right? If we both gotta bust. Morning sex should not be more than 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_01

I'm assuming this is a business day. You gotta we gotta go to work after the shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

It should be a quickie.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, 15 minutes. They say that when you have morning sex, that is the best day. It really is your stress.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it really stress everything.

SPEAKER_04

So anybody listening to this, damn, it's been a it's been a rough couple months for me.

SPEAKER_01

No, but it's also most difficult to have, too, you know, right?

SPEAKER_04

No, it's not. I don't got a kid, so no.

SPEAKER_01

Let's be honest, you wake up, you tired, you gotta think about to go to work. And most people don't even want to go to work.

SPEAKER_04

I used to love morning sex. Sunday morning, Sunday morning.

SPEAKER_02

You guys prefer morning or night?

SPEAKER_04

Night.

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Night.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, one that was one time one morning, though.

SPEAKER_04

Nah, no, night.

SPEAKER_00

If y'all be kissing their morning sex, yeah, now you're gonna do that.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04

That's why morning should not be, should be like, Yeah, because you don't, you know, you're not supposed to be paying. Wait, but morning says, and morning says there's no sucking nothing either. No, it came on nobody sucking nothing on morning sex. Nobody shower, that is you nobody's sucking nothing. It's just put it in and that's it. Get it on, get it done. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00

Like, money says, if you kiss it on the way, it's nuts.

SPEAKER_05

If you ain't hold pussy, oh, morning sex is crazy.

SPEAKER_04

What's wrong with that? Well, that's still the case. I knew it. That's sexy.

SPEAKER_02

I hate it, I hate that morning. What's wrong with that? And then the whole and then the whole morning.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know at a 12 hour sleep, like you slept for 12 hours, 2 p.m. At the 2 p.m. on a Sunday, and you start having that morning sex, which is after new sex while I'm and you eat her pussy, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02

Nah, that's that's fire. And right there.

SPEAKER_01

No, but third times you're freaky, nigga. Like, don't monkey.

SPEAKER_04

What's the freakiest thing you do? I'm not gonna say that shit.

SPEAKER_05

What nigga, but what's the freaking thing?

SPEAKER_01

Well, you show the tongue in the video, what is the freak?

SPEAKER_02

Have you guys ever role-played?

SPEAKER_01

No, you got white dog.

SPEAKER_02

Are you the professor or whatever? Or you're putting out a fire. The thing is, I'm plumber. You a plumber?

SPEAKER_04

It's very hard for me to think hype putting work too.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_04

For me to imagine hype putting work in sex. Bro, I'll pay just to have it. I'm not gonna imagine that. No, I just I'll pay just to have like this frame, like half of his frame. No, yo, oh, video, like you don't see his girl ass or nothing, just hype going in going crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Bro, it's a masterpiece.

SPEAKER_04

No, but you think you you think like I'll be proud?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Of the resource.

SPEAKER_04

I like yo, I didn't know I didn't know hiber going to that's positions that I don't do no more.

SPEAKER_01

Bro, you don't think it's gonna be that I don't know? Okay, I'm gonna ask you a question. When you come, pause. Pause. Do you keep going? It's a bit of a do you keep going? It's a bit. I'm back. Do you keep going?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I have.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, the question is you have. Like, oh do you no no no? Do you do you keep going?

SPEAKER_04

Yes.

SPEAKER_01

I have, I have.

SPEAKER_04

I can't, I can't do that. You got that double, that double, like, double shift. Like you came and she's like, oh, you're like, no, better came out.

SPEAKER_02

I can't do that. You know why I can't do it? My girl's not on birth control, and uh, I'm not trying to have a kid right now. Yeah, but I'm trying to risk it. I'm pulling out.

SPEAKER_01

See, but the point you pull out, I mean.

SPEAKER_02

I'm pulling out.

SPEAKER_04

What's the freakiest thing you have?

SPEAKER_02

No, I'm not gonna say that either.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, this thing is thank you for watching.

SPEAKER_01

No, you know, but it could be a little bit.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, they finger you, nigga. That's okay, nigga. You like them like that. No, no.

SPEAKER_02

Nothing has ever entered my this facility down there.

SPEAKER_04

But it's still that run outside though. Huh? It's too close. It's something been around that area. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

Nothing.

SPEAKER_04

At that point, no, he put no, he put his pillow there to protect. You sit on top of the pillow to protect it.

SPEAKER_02

No. Just in case she gets any ideas. She gets any ideas. No, what you getting. You're not gonna take a pillow.

SPEAKER_04

Explain right now. When he gets facial, when he got facial, he put a pillow like right there, like only this area.

SPEAKER_01

Only this area from only when the balls are can we ask a question? When the balls are why women want to expand with that?

SPEAKER_04

Because they still don't know. No, because they like to g spots is there. I'm gonna tell you why. Seguntu. No, y'all know how to do it. The G spot is there.

SPEAKER_02

Bartan, you can correct me if I'm wrong. Yeah, apart from that. Women love to see a man feel vulnerable and look vulnerable. So you know when she goes like down and she goes lower, she will look up to see your face. Like, bitch, what the fuck is you doing? Exactly. Like, bro, what the fuck is you doing?

SPEAKER_00

It's still kind of reaction.

SPEAKER_04

Nigga, but like, like I'll sprack this shit.

SPEAKER_00

Cause I know if a woman tried to do the hype, man. Let's say a woman tried to do that and you be like and you give her a reaction, she's gonna be like, I know I was kidding around, but let's say you let her, she's gonna be like, nah, he's weird now.

SPEAKER_01

Bro, you're let me do more about anything. No, it's a girl do, like, doing that shit, bro. Yeah, you're gonna do more about it.

SPEAKER_00

She's gonna have a conversation with you, it's gonna tell you that she wants to do that.

SPEAKER_04

A girl that really wants to do that. Yeah, I think over the years, your sex has changed.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, so yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_04

But I'm not saying like too better, or it's like to do new things, yeah. Too definitely better open to new things. No, just bro, I used to have a bunk band, nigga.

SPEAKER_02

I used to do some crazy shit in a bunk bed, nigga. The girl hitting his head, like, oh my darling. Remember, remember, I told you my shit like a jail, two bunk a bunk bed here and a bung bed here.

SPEAKER_04

I ain't gonna lie, now over the years I became a talker now. I'm a I'm a talker now. I'll talk man shit.

SPEAKER_01

Nah, for me, it's more like yeah, bitch.

SPEAKER_04

Who pussy is then now? No, it's not mine. I become a biter, but I just want to hear it.

SPEAKER_02

I become a biter. I be biting the ear, I'll be biting the ears and shit. I thought you bite no the bad and shit. See niggas again, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01

No, you get better. Okay. I will ask the question. Yo, you stupid for that.

SPEAKER_04

You stupid she was like, and that crazy, you have to like grabbing it. Yeah, that's crazy because if you do that.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, I'm gonna what things have you become way better from a young bug.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna pull out machine, man. Oh, my talking. That's not good. Somebody told me that I show mode. No, and I always found the gay. I've always found the gay. So I started talking. And they told me that my talking, a person that they never had sex with me, I had sex with them, and I did the thing. It was one of the good things. During sex. And it's like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_00

So then it's like put it like this. If you're fucking a girl and she's quiet the whole time, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I don't mind that. I don't, I don't mind that.

SPEAKER_00

But like, no, not saying like, and not that they say nah, nothing. She just tray.

SPEAKER_02

I prefer it like that.

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Shh.

SPEAKER_02

Let me let me get my shit off. That is because if if you're moaning too much, I'm gonna bust quicker.

SPEAKER_04

That's the point.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna, but I don't want to bust that fast, you know what I'm saying? I'm already last two minutes, two minutes and twenty four seconds.

SPEAKER_04

No, let me let me give you this up by talk more.

SPEAKER_01

No, I do talk.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like everybody held like Papa dentro.

SPEAKER_01

Choo choo. Nah, hey, comparat Jamie at 19.

SPEAKER_04

You will talk that you're not talking shit. It's fine.

SPEAKER_01

No, everything. Keep going, not stop.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, you there. Okay. I'm in another level. Because when you're young, you're crazy bitches out.

SPEAKER_05

No. I'm somewhere. You're crazy, bitches out.

SPEAKER_01

I'm somewhere, like, but you know that's bad, bad. She's a woman. You know that every woman likes that. Well, nah, yo, swear to God for that.

SPEAKER_00

Wow. She likes what?

SPEAKER_01

Like, like treat them like a fucking bitch.

SPEAKER_04

That's a dirty talk.

SPEAKER_01

Like a bitch. But there's another level of dirty talk that a lot of women be like, yo.

SPEAKER_00

You like bringing down?

SPEAKER_01

Like, yeah, like chill down.

SPEAKER_04

A girl told me one time that she was having sex with a with a with a man, and before he ate her pussy, the nigga was talking to the pussy, and she didn't like them.

SPEAKER_06

I don't even think it was like, ooh.

SPEAKER_04

No, that is weird as fuck. Look at you, look at you, beautiful. I've been wondering where you been at all night. No, that's weird as fuck. The nigga was talking to the pussy.

SPEAKER_00

That's weird.

SPEAKER_04

And then, like, he put the panel to the side. Oh, I knew you was that beautiful. I knew it. No, that's weird. And the girl's just there with her legs up, like, nigga, are you gonna eat the shit or not?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

That's not 30 times. That was like crazy shit.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, what you do, like like a lot. What the fuck are you doing?

SPEAKER_04

I treat I treat them that like they don't worth anything.

SPEAKER_01

Like, whole do you believe? Okay, do you believe that it works for every woman?

SPEAKER_04

I'm sorry for the kids. Yo, that's crazy. Put this this topic, just put it low with the TV. Yo, I'm in that phase, bro. I didn't know I had it in me. I'm in that, I'm going crazy.

SPEAKER_00

Afterwards, my girl was like, damn.

SPEAKER_04

I'm going crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Who was that me? Say all that. Had no girl told you, yo, you said crazy.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, because I discovered that Lady. Oh, this is lady you're talking about.

SPEAKER_00

Oh god. Reason no year and I have. You know, that's something that's it's something crazy that every woman.

SPEAKER_04

I wish I have a girlfriend to do that to her.

SPEAKER_00

Every woman waits until like you done having sex to be like, babe, can you buy me this? Because yeah, never say no. Yeah, never say no.

SPEAKER_02

She don't work on me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, never say no. You be like, Babe, I want this bag.

SPEAKER_04

That sex for like you has to be like you just had sex to get me to get me to buy you so it. I feel nasty.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, If the part of it, I never experienced that before.

SPEAKER_01

That girl told me, yo, I need nigga, what?

SPEAKER_00

Maybe it's your girl, you're not gonna say you know I don't remember either.

SPEAKER_04

She probably done it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because you was in that phase and you'll be like, Yeah, I just I just had sex.

SPEAKER_04

You know, I don't remember. I thought about it. Not like not like not like how you said it, but somebody somebody did that to me. Or not like how you said it. Like we finished having sex, you know, we laying down. Now putting the the movie back. We never watch it. We never watch it, but we put it in the movie back. Then you got to the Netflix, dude. Five, ten minutes in after the sex, she like remember this dress? You remember you told me you was gonna buy this dress? And then now I understand what she means.

SPEAKER_00

Like, oh but it's not, I don't, I feel like if you're in a relationship, girls don't do that for that because they're not gonna do it every time you have sex. You're in a relationship, you're not gonna do all the time. But a one day high, like, she never do it. You said she never done it. But the day that she does it, and you know it's nothing expensive, it's look probably like a hundred dollars. No, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01

Because you know why I see compra uncar don't have to be like, no, like I'm expecting like no I need a burger, man.

SPEAKER_00

But it'd be like, no, I'm telling you, compra melo, you're gonna say yeah, no, no, but best believed the percentage is after you have sex, is most likely a yes.

SPEAKER_04

How many times have you said no to your girl?

SPEAKER_01

Every fucking day.

SPEAKER_04

A lot. Oh, you got a lot of it. A lot. You too. Me too, yeah. You are saying no, we don't have it. Now, no, oh no to sex? No to sex.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, no to sex, oh no, very rare, right?

SPEAKER_04

Very rare, like super rare. I I became that guy that said no. Like a whole oh whole monk.

SPEAKER_00

Like I was like, I'm the prize.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, hold on to that bitch. No. You gotta earn it. Are you the price markers? No, we was no we was arguing. We was arguing though.

SPEAKER_01

There's a clip. Are you are you the price markers? I'm the price.

SPEAKER_04

If I'm am I the price? In any relationship I am? Yes, I am the price. Are you the price? I don't believe on the happy woman, happy woman, happy life. I'm I am the price. Happy Marco. She's a price, too, though. Yeah, but the two people cannot be the price, nigga. Yes, I can. Somebody gotta be the price. I can't be her price. Somebody gotta be clearance, nigga, on sale. Somebody gotta be that. So both of them cannot be Gucci? No. Really? Somebody gotta be Sarah.

SPEAKER_01

I I like Sarah though.

SPEAKER_04

I ain't gonna lie. Maybe I don't have a healthy relationship. So maybe when I have a healthy relationship, no, the girl will be the price.

SPEAKER_00

No, but the thing is, I get what you're saying, Nick. Happy, warm, happy life. I don't agree with that either.

SPEAKER_04

Happy Marcos.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think it like that either. I think it's more like if we both are happy, that's it. If we both happy.

SPEAKER_04

Happy Marcos did.

SPEAKER_01

But I think the problem is that quote that quote comes from basically saying you gotta be unhappy to make your wife happy.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. That's why even that quote now is not used as often as it used to.

SPEAKER_01

Right? But which it should be, you are happy seeing your wife happy, which is different.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's different.

SPEAKER_01

And I think that's okay. If you're happy seeing her happy, then you're good.

SPEAKER_04

That's a lot of men just making the woman happy.

SPEAKER_01

But that comes uh on their own unhappiness.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. And I believe that's what you disagree. You think you think you could make a woman happy and be on happy and stay on that relationship?

SPEAKER_01

Make a woman happy while being unhappy and still be in a relationship. To be honest, bro, like I I can say no right now. That's a lot of that's how a lot of men cheat.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. A lot of men cheat. But it's not blaming women, but like women should be smarter in that when they feel like their man is complaining too much and shit. Like, why is it happening?

SPEAKER_02

Like, as soon as you get to the crib, check out the fucking garbage, nigga. You're interested.

SPEAKER_00

And you know what? And you know what it is also?

SPEAKER_02

Woman knows when when you're I'm gonna go see Charlene on the block.

SPEAKER_00

Woman knows and they choose to yeah, they a lot of women choose to ignore it.

SPEAKER_01

Which is a different thing than not knowing.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. That was a viral thing. Because the thing is, the thing is, Marcos, men are people that are that create a habit. Men create a habit. Yeah, do the same shit all the time. When you see the mood change, you could tell when a men mood change. Because you know what, you live in day to day with this person, you know if they change a little bit, you and you don't care about it. And whenever they try to talk to you, be like like you dismiss it. That's when they be like, oh, like this bitch really don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_04

That's when I'll be I'll be DMing right away.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, funny enough, saying that topic, there was a famous, like a viral TikTok that went out like last week about the same thing. That that girl, she posted thinking she was right. She posted complaining that the man was staying outside in the park. Like, you know when you get out of from work and he stayed in the car, chilling. Yeah, but that girl was like, Why you you bitch ass nigga? Why you not coming inside the house? Blah blah. And he's like, Because of you. Yeah. And that and that comment was flaming.

SPEAKER_00

I also think like women that that talk like that to their men is crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you shouldn't talk.

SPEAKER_00

Because you don't want it, because when he's calling you a bitch, then it's a problem.

unknown

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

But the thing is, the thing is, I understand that that don't have to happen that it's not only like two people that are in a relationship, that also happens to like husbands. Like, even if their relationship is fine, sometimes us men after work, we need to have like our own time. Oh yeah. And that we use the car or the park for that because as soon as you enter the house, you enter the house as a husband or as a father. So now three kids is telling you, Dad, let me help you with my homeboy. So now you don't got no time for you. You know what I'm trying to say?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but that should be a conversation. You and your wife saying, like, baby, this is my free time. I'm gonna say here we'll go to the bathroom court, whatever.

SPEAKER_03

You think when you were a husband with three kids, you think you can have that conversation?

SPEAKER_00

You could do that, yes. Yes, yes. My brothers, yo, I can tell you right now. Sorry for making this.

SPEAKER_01

My brothers have the conversation.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, you can.

SPEAKER_01

But it's not because they don't like each other, it's more like you have two fucking kids crying. Can I stay 30 minutes outside?

SPEAKER_00

A lot of I see, I see, I seen a girl, she had she a therapist, and she said that a lot of marriage and family work because you both be like, oh, I'm gonna take the kids for for this day, do whatever you gotta do. If you want to go table, whatever. And then you do the same thing for her. Oh, you wanna go do your nails, do your hair. Yeah, take care of the kids. When you do things like that throughout the week, it's easier.

SPEAKER_04

Way easier.

SPEAKER_00

Way easier. But it's different when you put everything on the woman, too. Like the woman has to take the baby, da da da, and you come home and you're just watching TV, the woman's doing everything, she gets fed up. And if it's you, you get fed up.

SPEAKER_01

So it has to be a I'm gonna say this, and that that's why I believe that a lot of like single family households, like in our community, Dominican community, when they come in New York, they have to work 24-7. That's why a lot of things happen as a single man, because they have to work eight hours or ten, go to a cook, go to a house and cook tree mariconcito.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but let's be honest, as a Dominican guy, let's say.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

Now, I do believe though, yeah, if you are a single mother and you do not work, like your job is to be housewife, yeah, then that's a job.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it is, man.

SPEAKER_01

It is a very hard job, and it's a very hard job. But if you are a mom that also have to work, yeah, that you both have to compromise and things like they both have to do things in the house and shit.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, I believe that. My mom told me a crazy story about her co-worker, her co-worker has the co-worker be fucking the boss for so many years.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, she told me that story today.

SPEAKER_04

The co-worker be fucking the boss for so many years. Our new guy got hired, and the new guy is a great guy, and now that co-worker is with that guy. Oh no, but then now a co-worker, when that guy goes to work, she's still fucking the boss. And the reason why she's telling me this story is she was like, yo, woman out here just crazy. Cause she got the perfect guy, but she's still fucking her boss. And her boss got a wife. So she was just telling me this. I don't know why I'm telling you other story, but it was just telling me how woman nowadays is crazy.

SPEAKER_03

And she was telling me, yo, you she was like, now I understand like why you're single. Because my mom always wants me to have a girlfriend, whatever.

SPEAKER_04

Like, I understand why you're single. And I'm like, oh, so you noticing how bad woman is nowadays. How to get a little girl? Now how you want you, which one you gotta choose to have a kid? Yeah, yeah. Because you be asking me for grandkids and shit.

SPEAKER_01

Like they think it's a good idea to have sex with the first girlfriend you get, have kids and fuck your life up.

SPEAKER_00

But that's why, like, let's say like my mom would tell me, like, why Marco, like this and that. Like, back in the day, I used to be like, what if he would have got pregnant with the girls he had before?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Fail to be on a platform.

SPEAKER_00

That's what I that's why I used to kill her with. I'm like, imagine that.

SPEAKER_01

No, I you know what's funny? You said that with your mom. My mom also agreed.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

No, I have a girlfriend, but my mom always asks me the same question. Yeah, mommy, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

You know what's crazy that I was on TikTok and I'm like, yo, dating life right now, thank God disgusting. It's disgusting. Thank God. No, I don't have to deal with none of that shit because I saw people literally doing dating shows on TikTok, like older people, like in their 40s. I'm like, this is how bad it is.

SPEAKER_01

And then and then a lot of women and guys get mad when we say red flags that we see, but not all the women.

SPEAKER_04

This is the crazy shit. It's a lot of red flags. This is the crazy shit. You the yellow girl.

SPEAKER_00

But I also believe people guys look um for women in the wrong places. Because you cannot go to the club and look for women.

SPEAKER_04

Let me tell you what I'm saying. How 95% of the time this shit goes like this. You the Yama girl.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

The girl looks at your Instagram. Decide that you're cute. You know what she does after that? She sends your pictures to the group chap of girls. And if one bitch out of those seven six girls says he's ugly, that's how your chances are off.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because you don't want to be the guy that fucking.

SPEAKER_04

Your chances are off already. Like, because one bitch from the group chat said, Oh, he's a little bit fat, or he's ugly. That's it. That bitch is like, oh, okay, I'm not talking to him no more. And that's how it is, like 95% of the time right now. Not every girl was like that. Nah, nah. So there's a lot of girls that got their head and they brain in the right places. Well, that's how crazy it is, nigga. But I will argue. You gotta pass like so many tests just to go on a.

SPEAKER_01

But I do believe something. And this is perfect, so like counting bitches. I believe that our problem is that we have so much proof of that bad woman because they are out there. But the good woman, literally, they're not out there. Like they they're not in the club chicken their butt. That's all you know. Like you really have to like talk to the girl at a Chipotle line. Stay here for a year. That's me, four months, four months. So see. No, now you gotta stay here for a year. To be a hundred, not even a hundred percent.

SPEAKER_03

To be a told on a year.

SPEAKER_01

You did more than that, right?

SPEAKER_04

Like, feel like for you to know that that is a good girl, I think you gotta live with her.

SPEAKER_01

I see constantly being with her like every single day.

SPEAKER_00

You gotta get to another person.

SPEAKER_01

But what I say is that there's a lot of like red flags that people get mad when we say it, but then there's like 30 different proofs that show otherwise. That's the only thing that gets me like tight.

SPEAKER_04

Whoever's dating out there, good luck. Make sure you choose the right one because this shit is crazy. And summer is here. Summer is here.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, big piggy. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_04

Yo, but will y'all smoke crack for a million dollars?

SPEAKER_01

Nigga, I will smoke. Yeah, yes.

SPEAKER_04

No, not smoking. For a million dollars? No, nigga. I would do it. You will be trying to get addicted to crack for a million dollars.

SPEAKER_02

Who said you get addicted of one of one hit?

SPEAKER_04

Well, you could. No, you could get addicted by one cigarette nicotine. I'm not doing crack for a million. For 10 million, I'm doing crack. I'm doing for a million. I don't for a million. You do crack for a million dollars right now. That's a lot of people that will give you a million dollars. So give me a million dollars.

SPEAKER_01

But I gotta be sure there's no fentanyl on that shit.

SPEAKER_00

No, it has to be cracked.

SPEAKER_01

It's cracked no, but you know how people nowadays. No, no, no, but it can't be stepped on either.

SPEAKER_02

Has it be the rule, not that not that big is the case?

SPEAKER_00

It has to be tested and oh my, and I see it that it's crack. I will do it.

SPEAKER_02

I'll do it.

SPEAKER_04

I'll do it for a million for a million dollars. Million dollars is too much of little money, bro. That's one thing.

SPEAKER_02

Enrico.

SPEAKER_00

Michael, an addiction becomes an addiction because it becomes a habit. If it's not a habit, it's not gonna be an addiction. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_01

That's true. Cause it's a book, but you know why? Have you smoked cigarettes before?

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_01

You have never smoked a cigarette.

SPEAKER_03

Never in my life.

SPEAKER_04

Me neither. You thought I went to the deli and bought cigarettes. Oh, wait, hold on, but you are let me get a package.

SPEAKER_00

You babe before you vape. There's people that is not a cigarette. It's not, but people get added to baping.

SPEAKER_02

No, yeah, we've we've smoked nicotine before because hookah has nicotine.

SPEAKER_00

Nicotine, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Now all the flavors out.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_02

Wait, um, but like cigarettes, like a cigarette? No. A cigar. Bro, you're fumar cigarillo. A bogey? Nah. Cigarrillo. Cigarro. Hookah. Cigars. Weed.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, what I'm saying is.

SPEAKER_02

Cigars, yes. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Marco, what I'm trying to say.

SPEAKER_02

You would never see me like in the outside, the 15-minute break thing outside the case. Fumado cigarillo. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

And that becomes a habit because you keep doing it.

SPEAKER_04

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00

And you and you surround your people with the people that do it. So that's why you do it.

SPEAKER_04

I have never bought a bogey. Me neither. Paco Marvoros. No. Newports. But basically. Women do it.

SPEAKER_00

When you was growing up, if if let's say. I said look fire.

SPEAKER_04

If let's say all your boys was doing it. The niggas that look that smoke cigarettes, they look all deep.

SPEAKER_01

I remember the first time I smoked it.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, they do. No, you know. Then the girls look nasty when they smoke cigarettes.

SPEAKER_01

You know the first time I smoked, I was gonna say it wasn't Holland Public. There was two girls, two white girls. They're the Europa. You don't want to beat the nigga. That don't smoke. Me and my boy, we never smoke. We act like we the biggest smokers. Yeah, look, look at that.

SPEAKER_02

Look at that, a little bit of pussy.

SPEAKER_04

Yo, you Kanye West album, man.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, fire.

SPEAKER_04

I'm not a Kanye fan. I saw fire. I don't speak English. Chris sent that in the chat. They say, yo, man, I'm in this cancel, but you should expire. I plus listen. I had listened to it like eight times already.

SPEAKER_02

Oh shit. No, it's really good. What's your favorite song? What's your favorite song? This one song is Father. I like Father. This one he sounds like kind of like a robot. I like the one with Travis. Father. That's Father. That's Father. This one he sound kind of sounds like a little robot, but it's that's it. That beat goes stupid. Oh my god. So you, I think I haven't listened to it. Does he have he has a song with Peso Pluma, too, right? Yeah. That song is fire. It's fire, too.

SPEAKER_01

No, I think the album was good. Like it's really good. It's just it's just I'm not a Kanye fan, so I don't I don't have any expectations.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's it's fire. Go listen to that new Kanye album. It's fire.

SPEAKER_01

I like it.

SPEAKER_04

Is it his best work? Can we talk about Joe's skin? Oh, the the skin.

SPEAKER_02

About Erica Curry?

SPEAKER_00

No. Yo, I have never laughed so hard.

SPEAKER_02

You never said it was about her. Wait, you know what's funny?

SPEAKER_00

The thing is that I have never laughed so hard because she's really going crazy over this.

SPEAKER_02

Like I kind of find it a little like he dragged a little bit.

SPEAKER_00

No, I think he did it right. You know why? I find it funny. You know what it is, Marco? You got it washed. What she, you know the entrance. The entrance, you know that firework entrance was for his her husband's funeral?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that she made it all about herself.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, and the thing for me, the skit wasn't funny. The thing for me is a backlash of the shit she's saying.

SPEAKER_04

So let me explain to him because he doesn't know. Okay. The reason why that she that's how she and that's how she entered her husband's funeral.

SPEAKER_01

No, I know. I just didn't know that the skit, specifically that part was referencing that side. I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_00

And you know what's crazy? I saw the interview. See the part that Jose could be like, we gotta protect, especially white men. She did say that.

SPEAKER_01

You know, she even the Republican side, she gets a lot of hate.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Because of what she she celebrates.

SPEAKER_01

No, Republican, they don't like that girl. Because there's a lot of things behind scenes. Like they're saying that uh allegedly that she was a hoe.

SPEAKER_02

And this is not a politics podcast.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, at all.

SPEAKER_00

We're just going based on what we're seeing.

SPEAKER_01

But we see that she's a hoe and shit. Basically, she took she took advantage of the husband's death for money. So she made a lot of like.

SPEAKER_00

So crazy is, yeah, but that's why he I think allegedly, allegedly, the reason why a lot of people is going crazy, like, and not like going to her side is because they're saying that what Juice did is the truth. It's exactly what you do. So why are you arguing something that you actually did?

SPEAKER_01

The only thing I'm gonna be devil's advocate, Juice walks a very fine line of comedy, and I love it.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Because imagine for a second that a white guy paints his face black.

SPEAKER_00

But there's no history history, background.

SPEAKER_01

No, but that's the reason.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but there's people who's done blackface and it's not funny.

SPEAKER_01

But that's what I'm saying. Yeah, but that's because that's a there's a pass of Jim Crow, right? But the idea of making fun of somebody and like skin road, it's a very thin line. I'm not saying that I support or not, I do not give a fuck. Yeah, I'm saying it's a very thin line that I surprised Josky likes to walk in that like but the thing was like this was a problem, but she forgave the husband, the person that shot her husband.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly.

SPEAKER_01

So that's why people are saying it's like, why is Joski the issue? Yo, I don't want to bring in the top in the politics shit. Do you guys find out the the forensic of the bullet of the of the guy that killed him?

SPEAKER_04

It's it's not in the same rifle. Yeah, we were like, what?

SPEAKER_02

It's getting hyped up. I don't know, man. Was it the government?

SPEAKER_01

Well, the the sniper FBI guy, well, the CIA guy, you know the sniper guy? Yeah, he will say, for you two hit that shot with no scope, you gotta be like some real nigga.

SPEAKER_04

Like well, going back to Drew's key, I like all his kid. This one, it was not funny to me.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think he did it for funny though.

SPEAKER_04

The beginning the beginning was funny. The beginning was funny. Funny shit to me is the church shit and the and the nail solo. Oh, the Japanese salon. Your body, your body.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, yeah. And no negro, no negro, no negro.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, he him as a Dominican bartender.

SPEAKER_02

Remember, like the I don't remember that one. That one is old, though. That one is the one. Yeah, that was old.

SPEAKER_00

So he also did the white boy that be acting like he's black.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, the white boy there's this who's white.

SPEAKER_00

That's what I'm saying. Like, he done he done all this. This, I don't we didn't find that funny, but it was he didn't. No, but if you look at it, the video's not funny. I found that funny because of how she replying to it. Because he never said her name. He never said that.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, I'm gonna make a question, and it's a very niche question, but do you guys believe that Druski has become the best skitter, if it's as a word? No, for because I'm saying the Vine time, because you meant when Vines that was like that's what I'm saying. Hey, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, used to do shows that.

SPEAKER_04

No, I'm talking about skits. Well, Andrew Show used to do skits. I never seen I never seen Andrew Skill shows do skits. Well not a skit, but like when he was doing the Netflix shit. No, no, but that's not a skit. That's not a skit.

SPEAKER_01

That's not a skit. Is that right?

SPEAKER_02

Hey, Dave Chappelle, yeah, but those are all no, but those are shows that come to clips. No, but those are skits, those are all skits.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but that's not saying no skits.

SPEAKER_00

I think he's saying more of Instagram reasons.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like the Vi world, then Instagram.

SPEAKER_00

Now Jusky's the best, it's the most you know what, you know why Jusky, because the thing with July, he doesn't mind crossing a line.

SPEAKER_02

The best skitter ever was Dave Chappelle.

SPEAKER_00

Cal Williams used to do skits too. Who? Kyle Williams, right?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he's Dave Chappelle's the best skitter, especially.

SPEAKER_00

I never see his sort of thing.

SPEAKER_01

Bro, yeah, I know what we mean different things, but crazy.

SPEAKER_04

Carlomonte Q.

SPEAKER_01

No, like the Dominican guy, the Dominican Tony, Tony, Kahlo Montecu. Tony Tony's kids. And that and that and that nigga's screw. They're all like different vice kid guys.

SPEAKER_00

But I think the reason why Cheeklip was nice, too. Yeah, the reason why um Juice is blowing up so much is because he's crossing lines. No, he's using political shit.

SPEAKER_04

In his production, like the skit that he's doing the church shit was crazy for the.

SPEAKER_00

How you got all these old people to do that?

SPEAKER_01

Get a rose voice and think how much money.

SPEAKER_00

I know the money, but a lot of comedians, they do have money. They could have done that. But like, I feel like he thinks into his skits like hard.

SPEAKER_01

For me, he is the best combination of a skitter that put money on his work. Like, he puts money in his shit.

SPEAKER_00

Because the Chinese one doing the next, I'm like, everybody's like, how the fuck he got in there?

SPEAKER_01

He's the law. The TSA one, brother. The TSA one.

SPEAKER_00

Take your shootings off.

SPEAKER_02

Take your out.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he was going crazy on that one. How he got how he's doing that at TSA one.

SPEAKER_02

That's what I'm saying. That's why we're saying he put himself in a situation that people be like, the funny shit was, yeah, he was with his grandma. He was kicking around with the wheelchair and the TSA shit.

SPEAKER_04

Before I forget, man, Tori Lane is dropping out of the house. Yes. For present big T slow.

SPEAKER_00

I was so happy when they saw that.

SPEAKER_04

And it has the best promotion ever. Yeah. Where is the jail though? That shows DDG, India Love, and Neon and two other famous um models or whatever models. But the album is having a great promotion, and he released one song, and the song is crazy.

SPEAKER_01

I read the song though.

SPEAKER_04

The song is crazy. But can you believe in all this promotion? All of a sudden, nigga the stallion had like a mini heart attack and has to be taken to the hospital.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, on the reality show shit, right?

SPEAKER_04

On a theater, she's doing theater. Theater stuff. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

So that's what I didn't even. You know what's crazy?

SPEAKER_02

The same day he dropped the promotion? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

She's not on my algorithm.

SPEAKER_02

If you go to the show, don't reason I knew that it was because of fucking Shea Room. Wow. The Shayroom, look at this. That's a that's well, if it's true, hopefully she gets better, gets well. You gotta see the crazy coincidence. Can I be honest though?

SPEAKER_01

Can we pass a step already? I mean, this this girl is already fucking Clay Thompson.

SPEAKER_02

You know what I'm saying? Like, it's a crazy coincidence. That happened the same day. Let's see what's gonna happen when he dropped the album. Yeah, that's that day off. Yeah, are we finally getting Iceman this week or next week? It's Friday. Dre, it's Friday. It's Friday. Next Friday, the sixth.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah, we must have Drake. Me, oh yeah. I'm a I'm a let's do a cliff for Drake Polo. I want to show Chris the Megan the Stalin show.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, Megan the Stalin. Wait, but April 6th is on a Monday. So is he gonna drop on the 10th? I don't know.

SPEAKER_00

No, it was a Saturday. He said the 16. Wasn't it the 16th?

SPEAKER_02

Nah, there's no 16. Oh, the six, the six, the 17, you mean?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Look, Megan the Stalin discharge from hospital. Doctor says sensors were resort of stream exhaustion amongst other things. Are you going to the comments? These comments are work. No empathy press and lack of sleep can make you sick. Glad glad. Now this is not the comments.

SPEAKER_00

Yo, the comments, I love when the comments be. With the vibe.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Because that should be killing.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I like when the comments start with a gift.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, and that's it. Yo, that always hits when I laugh.

SPEAKER_02

Didn't she buy like a Popeyes or some shit?

SPEAKER_04

Only you got those random Popeyes.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, he said he got the app. He probably got a notification.

SPEAKER_04

Yo, Rom's, bro. Let's talk about the Iceman, man. Drake Iceman album. Um is it dropping? Because no one's not gonna be ice. It's not gonna be ice. By the time it drops, Drake, it's not gonna be ice.

SPEAKER_02

Can we admit it's been one of the trashest rollouts for our album? What? For Drake. Iceman.

SPEAKER_00

Why you read it? For his caliber.

SPEAKER_02

That's that the roller hasn't started. Come on, down on the live the live stream. That dumb shit was trash.

SPEAKER_04

No, no, only was what you would be there for three hours and the nigga ain't do shit. Remember, before every album, Drake drops. You know why he drops. The EP. You know what the name was all the EP.

SPEAKER_02

What's the name of the EP?

SPEAKER_04

Scary Hours or Scary Hours. Um he hasn't dropped a scary hour.

SPEAKER_02

He did drop a scary hour, he dropped right after um for all the dogs.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but he said for this album, he haven't dropped. Remember, a scary hour comes. Then we get the owl.

SPEAKER_00

Chris always have doubt and Drake every time he's about to drive. He always does it with my bunny and Drake. I don't get it.

SPEAKER_04

Poppy. Chris like hated. Come on, man.

SPEAKER_00

Yo, because please just be like, yo, this shit gonna be fire.

SPEAKER_04

Am I gonna be a hater? Oh, I'm gonna agree with everybody that this shit is fire. Yo, I just be a hater.

SPEAKER_00

You know what you're gonna say when Josh said he listened to it?

SPEAKER_02

I've never said that.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna say some crazy comparison. And y'all, the music expert, y'all had to give me an opinion. And don't flame me for the question. Just say the question. Say it clearly.

SPEAKER_04

Say it clearly.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

I listen twice. Twice. Ice man. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, okay. I'm gonna ask a question. Who has a current best hit to hit catalog? Drake or Bad Bunny? But it's two different genres. But y'all speak Spanish and English, so the best people to ask are people who listen to both music. It's two totally different music.

SPEAKER_04

Two totally different music. My bonnie got four albums, right? Five albums. Five, five.

SPEAKER_01

Five, I think five.

SPEAKER_04

Five albums. Drake got more than five hours.

SPEAKER_01

But I said the word very specific.

SPEAKER_00

Is that you can go?

SPEAKER_01

If we go hit by hit.

SPEAKER_02

Hit by hit.

SPEAKER_03

I'll tell you Drake.

SPEAKER_02

You tell you Drake. Drake has more number one heads. He has more number one heads than him.

SPEAKER_00

He's been out longer than my bone.

SPEAKER_02

Anybody has nobody has more number one than him.

SPEAKER_01

I think what I'm going by is the amount of hits problem.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. So now that's something different.

SPEAKER_01

You said I apologize. Okay. The amount of hits problem. Who has more?

SPEAKER_03

Boboni.

SPEAKER_01

Probably.

SPEAKER_03

Boboni got more hits than Drake. Probably out.

SPEAKER_02

No.

SPEAKER_01

Wait, wait, I want to hear him because I'm not.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. We have to I have to see. I gotta look through it.

SPEAKER_04

Like, I mean, and Bill was Drake got more.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. But he's been wrong. Got more slaps than the Beatles, nigga. Got more slabs than the Beatles.

SPEAKER_00

Jaiman, the thing is Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_02

He passed Michael Jackson.

SPEAKER_00

He's been out way longer than my bunny. He's okay.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's the last county.

SPEAKER_04

That's what I'm asking. Thank you.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, now it's their first.

SPEAKER_02

The last number one bad bunny. No, sorry, not my bunny. Drake had was um way too way too sexy, right?

SPEAKER_04

Nokia, it was number one.

SPEAKER_02

No kidding was number two. It was never number one. And then what to number one? No. I don't know. I don't know. Number one. I think the last one he had was uh way too sexy. From the um um 217 quality of music, the last four years Baboni got over.

SPEAKER_04

The music of Boboni songs, but it's better music. No, the reason I'm asking that question is because Bad Bonnie has showed Drake got a lot of throwaways.

SPEAKER_02

That's subjective, though. That's subjective.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, Drake got a lot of throwaways. It's a lot of songs like you.

SPEAKER_02

But I'm saying that's subjective though. Because now when you go to like who makes better music, now that's that's your personal preference.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, we don't have to be a big thing.

SPEAKER_02

That's perfect. I'm saying that's personal preference. But to answer your original question, Drake has more hits than Bad Bunny. Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, he banned.

SPEAKER_02

Does that does that Okay look I'll play this for you?

SPEAKER_01

I don't take anything away from Bad Bunny. I'm just gonna say this. See Bob Bonnie did three annoying.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, no, yeah, no, no, no. I think that's a good thing. What is it trying to say like that?

SPEAKER_04

I'm amazed at how many hits he gets. I don't think Draco ever made Draco ever made the accomplishment Bal Bonnie has done. Drake will never do the Super Bowl. Drake will never do the Super Bowl.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he doesn't want to do it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he never he will never do the Super Bowl.

SPEAKER_01

He will never solo Canada like Bunny De Puerto Rico in terms of like Yeah, he would he would. Okay, so I got a question.

SPEAKER_04

Drake would do you think Drake will ever do stadium tour? I don't think Drake got the case.

SPEAKER_02

I think he would, but not like how Bad Bunny did it. Because Bad Bunny did it solo, right? Or did he have somebody with him? Solo by himself. By himself. I think um if Drake would do it, he would have to. I think he could do it, but in certain cities.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. He has to be strategic about it. So I got a question. If he's also come on, I think I'm wrong. In Canada.

SPEAKER_04

I think I'm wrong. I think Drake could sell out a stadium tour.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_04

Like Barbado. Strategically, though. He has to go strategically.

SPEAKER_01

He cannot go, okay. He cannot go to Chile. Yeah. He sells out. Yeah. He has to go to like London.

SPEAKER_04

In the States, Dre will sell out language. In the States, Drake will sell out every stadium. Outside the States, let's say London. Latin and stuff London, Europe, he will sell out every stadium.

SPEAKER_02

Now, Spanish, I don't think so. Like the Latin America country. It's gonna be hard for Drake.

SPEAKER_00

And then my bunny go to London and all those places. If he wants to Nigeria, he went to Japan. Okay, he went to Japan. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

And he sold out the state.

SPEAKER_00

But I think that that's a bad thing.

SPEAKER_02

That was a stadium or arena? The one in Japan.

SPEAKER_04

What's bigger? Oh no, oh arenas. We're not talking, we're not talking about Joey Arenas. I'm talking about stadiums are bigger than arenas.

SPEAKER_02

I think. No, I know. I'm telling you, that's a fact.

SPEAKER_04

That's what I read. No. Yeah, the garden is an arena, yeah. Stadiums are the NFL stadiums. Yeah. Those are the biggest ones.

SPEAKER_02

Yankee's football.

SPEAKER_04

Stadium is not a it's not a it's not a Yankee Stadium.

SPEAKER_02

It's not a stadium.

SPEAKER_00

He's saying I think he's saying how big it is. I mean it is.

SPEAKER_04

The call about Yankee Stadium is not a Michael's. It's called Yankee Stadium.

SPEAKER_00

That's what I'm saying. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_04

What I'm trying to say is when they throw cons in Yankee Stadium, they add more seats.

SPEAKER_00

They do that in the in the stadium soon? No, no, no. Yes, they do. They put it on the floor.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but the the the arena, the the stadium, the NFL stadium, it's a server. That's not a ball.

SPEAKER_02

That's not an arena though.

SPEAKER_00

That's not an arena.

SPEAKER_04

That's a stadium. That's what I'm trying to say. But like it's the whole, it's a bowl full of seats. And baseball stadiums, it's only half.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, you mean they oh I know what he's saying?

SPEAKER_01

But couldn't couldn't we have a number instead of a side?

SPEAKER_00

But I think that depends on the artists. That don't depend on the place that you're going.

SPEAKER_04

The stadiums are like 50,000 and up.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no, but that's whatever.

SPEAKER_04

The garden team is like 24. Yankee Stadium.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. No, but what he's saying, I get what he's saying. He's saying that sometimes.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but the Giants take more than Yankee Stadium.

SPEAKER_01

Well, that's a different level of stadium.

SPEAKER_04

You know, that's what I'm trying to say. What I'm saying, Drake sell out the NFL shits. Because those are the ones that Bob Bonnie doesn't button.

SPEAKER_01

I feel like this conversation is kind of like the reason why we I'm saying that, because you guys went to the Drake concert. And correct me if I'm wrong. That was UBS Arena. And that was where they played hockey. And didn't you tell me? And correct me if I'm probably um, there was empty seats.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, like in every concert, there's empty seats, but it was packed though.

SPEAKER_00

It was packed. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

So it was packed. My bad. I thought you meant like. You can get me wrong, there's gonna be like two or three seats that are empty.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Of course, but it's not like a whole section was empty.

SPEAKER_01

No, and my body not my body not being a seat.

SPEAKER_04

Draker sell out everything by Bonnie can sell out. But in Spanish country, Drake is gonna have a hard time, yes. It's gonna be a hard time. But Drake can sell out everything.

SPEAKER_00

It's normal.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, and again, I ain't gonna need it.

SPEAKER_04

But Iceman, man, we're waiting for Iceman, man. Drake, drive, Iceman, drop iceman, man. We already waited for it. Chris got nothing to listen to. Hyman just doing weird shit with AI. Drop Iceman for the summer. Please. We need it. It's a must. Drop Iceman. I need my way to drop too. Also, Chris. Also, Chris. What's the song of the summer?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, he knows. It's either that one or it's gonna it's gonna have to be the song that's ringing off right now. Pali New York.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. I think I think the song of the summer haven't dropped.

SPEAKER_02

It hasn't. I think. No.

SPEAKER_00

No, that's a morning.

SPEAKER_02

Palace semana. That shit that shit is. No, no, you know.

SPEAKER_00

I think the son of summer haven't dropped.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, what's the name of the nigga with the with the tattoo on the face? No, no, the nigga in Panola, yeah. It's the guy, I don't know. That song is to pegawa, yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_04

You talking about we're talking about Dominicans. I'm talking about a hit, nigga, like anything.

SPEAKER_00

I don't think Casal. Cause usually the the spat the son of the like when people drop for the summer, they usually do it like now April and I think that Chanel song got a is a hit.

SPEAKER_04

Wait. Tyler?

SPEAKER_00

No, it was last year.

SPEAKER_04

Oh. That shit is crazy, right?

SPEAKER_00

It's not song of the summer. No, but it is.

SPEAKER_04

Well, that one, Chanel. So what song is the song of the summer? That you know it all. What's the song of the summer, Chris?

SPEAKER_02

Coco Chanel is not song of the summer, but it's not Coco Chanel, it's called Chanel. Little Uzi got it. Coco Chanel is not Song of the Summer.

SPEAKER_04

Little Uzi got the best the song of the summer then.

SPEAKER_02

What's that?

SPEAKER_00

The song that be like, who got it fucked tonight? Who got him fucked tonight?

SPEAKER_02

Oh that I know you're talking about the book.

SPEAKER_04

Little Uzi got the what you're saying is the song of summer then.

SPEAKER_02

This is the song of the summer. Yeah, but don't know what she's saying or something like that. This is the song of summer right now. I don't think so. I don't think so either. I don't think so. I don't think you have to do it.

SPEAKER_06

He loves it.

SPEAKER_05

That's the song of the summer right now, nigga. And they took my shadow. This is the song of summer. Cause Grace is stuck with it. This is a child of some tell me the song of summer, nigga.

SPEAKER_00

Two years ago, nigga. Who gets a fuck tonight? No, the Chanel saw doesn't Chanel song's job last night.

SPEAKER_04

I wanna apologize to God. That nigga's the man, that nigga's a fucking man. Yeah. Like, yeah, what hybrid? I was so wrong.

SPEAKER_01

He's violent.

SPEAKER_04

You gotta? That's all I listen to now.

SPEAKER_00

Really? We listen to snitches now.

SPEAKER_04

Fuck tonight. He gave fuck the night. Who gave fucked tonight? You know we arguing me that gun is drive? Yeah. That's the only shit he got on me. He always holds that.

SPEAKER_02

He was wrong about Doug too. He was wrong about Ron Wayne's too, nigga. This is the one. You know what we're gonna have?

SPEAKER_00

We're gonna have. Hold on, put that down. We're gonna have a podcast of when was Marco and Chris wrong. Oh yeah. So we could just I don't think I've ever been wrong.

SPEAKER_05

So you can both do a list. I don't think I've ever been wrong. With the boxing with the podcasting, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Marco, Marco, you're gonna go, you're gonna do a list of the things Chris has been wrong. Chris's gonna do a list of you been wrong. And then the podcast we're gonna make. In the podcast, we're gonna come and go by each one of the things. Let us know if y'all want that. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Is it gonna be a music-related podcast? No, because I was wrong about the boxing shit.

SPEAKER_00

It's about all the things. You know what I think about him is? It's a big thing.

SPEAKER_05

I like his nigga. That nigga's the nigga, bro. Yo, why you never told me this, bro? What you mean? I was trying to tell you. Why you never told me that something crazy? But the driver they go with the maybe and the crazy. Why that one nigga? You don't know that one nigga. She's still players a player.

SPEAKER_04

Why you never told me that's what you never told me about this?

SPEAKER_02

Why you never told me about this?

SPEAKER_05

This the one.

SPEAKER_04

This the one that gets me.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, you going running? I mean rolling like this in Yankee Stadium. I told you time, time. Yeah, cannot let her play for that long.

SPEAKER_02

Every time you listen to the gunner, like you're working out, you just feel like a camera's behind you just like working out to like a movie.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think Michael was wrong because Gunnar got better when we got it. Yeah, but not this. You know what's big?

SPEAKER_00

You know how I got I got started listening to this song is because you know when you go on Apple and you put no, you go, you go or put like Jim, like like Jim Pick. He got all of them. He got all of them.

SPEAKER_05

It's true. There's one that Robin Waver rivals him. If you said Rob Williams, you make the shit up. I think Rob Wave is pretty much done.

SPEAKER_02

Don Tolliver rivals him a lot. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, old time. Nah, not even on team. The the other one, the the one with the heart on it, that the album is fucking.

SPEAKER_00

I'm gonna say this on the podcast if you struggle to stand, like to walk on the tremor or do any earth society listen to Gunner, you're gonna be in it. I'm gonna say, why is he on the gym playlist? It's him.

SPEAKER_02

But he's also he's also promoting himself as like a as a gym debunk. Yeah, he got super fit. Yeah, it's super fit.

SPEAKER_04

There you have it. Chris told ya the sound of the soul.

SPEAKER_00

No, so next episode. But you keep saying this. His music for the summer is Omar Course.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he doesn't like the Dito Aluga. And I'm mad everybody knows about it now.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, mad about it. Next episode, Marcus was Chris. Make y'all list, nigga. About what about it?

SPEAKER_04

So hard, nigga. We don't need shit. We gotta go. Yeah, dude. A lot of research.

SPEAKER_02

How many hours of back catalog we gotta go through?

SPEAKER_00

So do it. Do it. Your podcast. At least ten. At least ten work full time. Or five. Five. Yeah, could do five. We could do it at the end.

SPEAKER_04

We only know one. The boxing show.

SPEAKER_00

No, when you go through the clips, you're gonna be like, oh, he's gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_04

Which one? And you haven't agreed.

SPEAKER_00

Which one?

SPEAKER_04

About Bonnie and Drake's on his ass. Nobody say it. Nobody said that.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, and another one that haven't agreed. It's gonna be a lot of shit that he gonna that he's still gonna fight.

SPEAKER_00

But it's fine.

SPEAKER_05

It's fine because the public gonna say the shit was ventilary.

SPEAKER_01

Oh you can't. And a commentary. You can't be biased. Yo. No, we're gonna put the on the judge. Yo, chat.

SPEAKER_00

We're gonna put the the content pros.

SPEAKER_02

What's on I said was trash?

SPEAKER_05

Chat. He said his shit was trash.

SPEAKER_00

That chat.

SPEAKER_05

Good job, Taco. Yo, don't die. Yo, you know what's chat he said that shit was ass.

SPEAKER_02

I never said gunner was trash. He was the one who said it was trash.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, the little baby song, I love it too. The little baby song.

SPEAKER_02

Little baby, everything little baby jump is he.

SPEAKER_01

But then it all everything.

SPEAKER_02

Not a real thing, he's not.

SPEAKER_04

His last album was pretty good too. Yo, chat. Chris said, he's really he I gotta I got the chat gotta understand. He said he shit was ass.

SPEAKER_00

Leave this for the next part because it's gonna be interesting.

SPEAKER_04

He said this is as, chat. Hold on, chat.

SPEAKER_06

He said this is as much.

SPEAKER_05

Yo, chat. Chris said his shit was ass.

SPEAKER_01

No, my game, you gotta pull bellet. He said, Oh, I said I am so eating. See that next episode, you ask!