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Knicks in the Finals, $1 BILLION Questions & The Diddy Debate| SORRY2DISAPPOINT Ep. 165
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The Knicks are in the NBA Finals, and we’re breaking down everything surrounding their incredible run and what it means for New York basketball. 🏀🔥
We also dive into one of the biggest hypothetical questions ever: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow with $1 BILLION in your bank account? From crazy purchases to life-changing decisions, we keep it real and see how differently we’d handle that kind of money.
Plus, we discuss the latest Diddy controversy, the reactions online, and what people are saying about the situation.
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How are you, you guys, today? How was your day today, man? How you guys are today, bro? That was your intro?
SPEAKER_02It was pretty peach and dandy. Oh shit.
SPEAKER_04I just want to talk a little bit. How you guys feeling today, man? Peach and dandy.
SPEAKER_05I'm feeling good. Today I'm starting Love Island.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_05Marco, you gotta watch it so we can talk about it? Because I know they're not gonna watch it.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_01How do you guys want me to watch Love Island? We have Jalen fucking Brunson.
SPEAKER_05I mean, we're gonna talk about it.
SPEAKER_01Landry. Yeah, you should put that voice note in the thing. Your voice now. Oh, big big shaman. Lindy fucking shaman.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, man. Um, it's true. We're watching the Knicks right now. I can't. But we could watch Love Island though.
SPEAKER_05Because that's gonna go crazy.
SPEAKER_04When the Knicks are not playing, though.
SPEAKER_01But the Knicks haven't played like in five days. I haven't slept. No, nine days, sorry.
SPEAKER_04Yo, let me ask you something. You don't you gonna get it titted? Yes.
SPEAKER_01I said it before the pause in the beginning of the year. I say if they win, I will tie the Knicks. I said that.
SPEAKER_02Where like run your balls?
SPEAKER_01Jalen.
SPEAKER_04I don't know. And the other ball, I saw a guy, I saw a guy that got it titted already. No, but that's that nigga's crazy. He tied a 2026 NBA championship, Knicks. And then his tattoo author said, if we won, I'm gonna do the trophy for free.
SPEAKER_02And then they get the accent, if they lose, he's gonna put Eastern Conference Champions.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny, though. No, but Match is not gonna be that crazy.
SPEAKER_04Y'all gonna see it tomorrow or no?
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna definitely see it.
SPEAKER_05This video's gonna go up on Thursday, so the first one.
SPEAKER_01Also, by the time this comes out, yeah, they already played the first game.
SPEAKER_05Hopefully, we won.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, predictions, predictions. So, how you guys feeling, man? How how was your weekend? How are you? I haven't I feel like I haven't seen you in a long time. Tired. Tired? Why? I've been working a lot.
SPEAKER_02Working a lot? It's good. Going on vacation soon. So again. Just trying to stack up, stack up my money as much as I can.
SPEAKER_04How about you, boy tonight?
SPEAKER_05I've been good. I've been doing good. Yeah. You know, just working too.
SPEAKER_04Just working? How about you? How you say?
SPEAKER_01Working hard, you know. Think about the next 24 seconds. I'm not going to vacation soon.
SPEAKER_04Well, in September, but you got a book already.
SPEAKER_02We're going to Greece.
SPEAKER_01You know what I'm saying? We're going to the to the older civilization. First four rex. Is that the older civilization in the world? Athens? The Greek? The Greek cause, whatever.
SPEAKER_04You should ask Chris.
SPEAKER_01I'm asking probably the smartest person in the pot. Should I ask Chris?
SPEAKER_02I think Rome, if I'm not mistaken.
SPEAKER_01Rome is them motherfuckers.
SPEAKER_02I could be wrong.
SPEAKER_01Athens, Athens. Mythologies.
SPEAKER_04Whatever. Yo, but let's start with the hot topic, though. Let's start with the hot topic. With the hot topic. Y'all saw the Diddy sex tape? That came out. I heard the news. Yeah, I heard the news, but I didn't see the case. What was the news?
SPEAKER_05Oh, the the sex.
SPEAKER_04One other sex tapes from Diddy came out. You know there's a million of them. Yeah. But one of them got leaked with 50 Cent baby mother. 50 Cent got a little kid. Well, they've been broke up. So it was after 50. Oh, okay. It was after. And it came out. And I saw like 25 seconds. I haven't find the whole video. And Joshua told you, it is crazy.
SPEAKER_05You know what's crazy? Now that makes sense why 50 Cent is so petty towards Daddy.
SPEAKER_04But can you let me ask you something? Can you be petty about this?
SPEAKER_01So I got a question because I didn't see the video. How crazy is the video?
SPEAKER_04Well, the video is all red. And that had like ambient lights are all red. So the reds. All reds. She starts the video by doing oral sex to no two other men. And they just sitting sitting down watching her. And she's trying to pull both of the things inside her mouth. She can't. She trying to pull one. And it's very big. And then they start, they start having intercourse. One through the mouth, one through the back. The two dudes. The two dudes. And then he said it. And then Diddy get up and he goes to the to the one that is getting that is doing in the mouth. And he's like, he starts like jerking his thing off while the guy is getting, you know, oral sex. And they start going, hey, on the girl. And then you're not going to be able to get a jerk. He's a cock. He's a cock. Yeah. And his maybe they been said that, but his thing is pretty small. So now I get it. Why he was doing that to all the women that he's been with. How small are we talking? It's very small. It's very small. Is it Michael Penny? Somebody, I saw an interview. I want one of the guys that was doing the things with them. And he said that they told him, I got all the million dollars, I got all the money in the world. I can give all my girls everything I I can for not this.
SPEAKER_02Like not great sex. Why can't you just go to DR and get a Dominican Dead Cliff? I don't that I don't you think that's that's actually true. Do you think that is true?
SPEAKER_05I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so it's like but I think the pompa is not to make a beggar.
SPEAKER_05It's if you if you cannot get erected, you use that.
SPEAKER_04No, I thought I thought we're having shit like this. But the the crazy thing about the video, I haven't find the full one. I only saw like 25 seconds. Is that he's horny by watching the guy like getting all the time? There's people like that. Like he's horny. There was no pee. You know, they were saying that it was peeing. There was no baby oil. And the part that I seen, I don't know, because I haven't had the whole thing.
SPEAKER_05Do you think he didn't try it later?
SPEAKER_04Shorty is old. Oh dee. That's what I got from it. Like, that's what I watched it because everybody was like, oh my gosh, she's like good at it. And that's what I watched. I tried to find it. You hit her up on DMs? I will pay for it. Y'all know I don't pay for none of that.
SPEAKER_05I think that's why 50 Cent.
SPEAKER_04That's what you pay for?
SPEAKER_05I think that's what um 50 Cent is so petty then.
SPEAKER_04But can you be petty about somebody that's your baby moms? With your baby moms.
SPEAKER_01I think though the problem is you have a kid together.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. If it was like an ex that you didn't have kids with, it doesn't be like fuck another hoe.
SPEAKER_01Even when you divorce, you have a kid together. So you have to protect your reputation.
SPEAKER_0450 Cent Pull Sonti saying, like, he put the name of his kid and like he was like, imagine you being eight years old in middle school, in middle and eighth grade, and everybody got the video of your mom doing all of this.
SPEAKER_01Let's not get that far. You guys know Scottie Pippen? His wife. Yeah. Larsar Pippen. Larsar Pippin. Lazar Pippen. There was her kid was making stories about You know, she was dealing with future. Yeah. They were putting future songs. Allegedly. Allegedly. They were putting future songs while he was in school as a bullying thing.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, to bully him.
SPEAKER_01What I'm saying is, females and fathers too, like both. You gotta protect your reputation.
SPEAKER_05That's why, like Kim, Kim Kardashian, she went hard and deleted all of that.
SPEAKER_04And even then, and even then, you can still find out.
SPEAKER_05You can still find out, but she took it.
SPEAKER_04But it's very hard to find that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but I'm saying, like, she did that to protect her kids. It wasn't for her, it was for her kids.
SPEAKER_04You know that. I think we're in a gray era now. I feel like nowadays, you can get away with saying it's AI. So I feel like by the time that kid is old, that kid could say that was AI.
SPEAKER_05But still, they still go through bullying. Because even if it's AI, bully you.
SPEAKER_01Well, was it saying, Chris? A lie that's been told for so long becomes true. So like even if let's say even if it's AI, but for 10 years people saying it's true, that's just gonna turn into reality.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01Even if you say it's AI.
SPEAKER_04I feel like everything is AI though.
SPEAKER_01I feel you can still distinguish it.
SPEAKER_05You can still distinguish because they don't they don't copy the face as much.
SPEAKER_01Sometimes it's very hard for me and AI to trick me.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_01I know when something's AI. Pictures is the only thing that pictures are getting really good lately.
SPEAKER_04Bro, I'll be saying shit. Like the title be so crazy. Like guy killed 400 people. And then when I click the video, just kill one. Like, like I'll be getting cough by the dumbest shit. Clickbait, clickbait, click, baby. Yeah. But if y'all get the video, can y'all send it to me? Because I want to see this girl, this girl going on. Why not? But she um Y'all don't watch like when celebrity does things like that. I didn't even see that.
SPEAKER_02I didn't even see the Drake shit. I didn't see the Drake shit. I didn't see Diddy shit. I barely saw the Raging Kim shit. You never saw Tiger either?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_04No, never saw. But the OnlyFans girl? I don't even know. How about Little Pump? Little Pump was doing OnlyFans too with mad baddies from the.
SPEAKER_05There used to be a page on Instagram that they used to put it like that. Like, bro, what was yeah? So I think it was. No, there used to be a page before um Instagram got so strict that they used to post shit, like blurry in the face. That's how sometimes I it used to come up, but not no more. I don't see that.
SPEAKER_01I I haven't checked for him. Nah.
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_04Can ya be that free? Do you think y'all can get? Yeah. No.
SPEAKER_01Nah. No?
SPEAKER_05But I think it's like what you said.
SPEAKER_01I can be freaky though. Like, but not to that shit. You see the lube shit, all that? Yeah, I'll do that. But like to the point of having other people other people into this intimacy. Nah.
SPEAKER_04I'm down for the pee and the baby oil.
SPEAKER_01Psych.
SPEAKER_04I will pee. He's a little bit too shit. I'll pee. I will pee on don't girls.
SPEAKER_01But all the loose stuff, the light.
SPEAKER_02I think what happens.
SPEAKER_04No, I'll pee on don't girls. I'll pe I'll pee on those girls. I'll pee. I'll use baby oils so I can see them very shit. No, no, no. I see no no. I don't know. I don't like no shit.
SPEAKER_01I I can't do all that, all toys, all that shit. I just cannot. Either you touch my ass. Um none of that. No peggy.
SPEAKER_02What if she what if she likes spank you? With a belt or something.
SPEAKER_04Nobody spanking me. You like getting spanked? You don't like you like getting spanked? So you like getting spanked? No. But you just say yeah. Oh, he said. What the fuck did I say yeah? You said my palla, you don't think? That's me basically yeah. No, I never said yes. I don't think getting spank is that crazy. It's just crazy, like if I'm turning around, spank me. Like you don't enjoy this. I feel like it's like this. Y'all don't like getting back scratch?
SPEAKER_01There's do's, there's don'ts, and there's a grey area that y'all don't like getting back scratch?
SPEAKER_02Hell yeah. It's nothing better than a nice back scratch.
SPEAKER_01Dependiendo.
SPEAKER_02I'm talking about having sex. No, no, that shit is fire, bro.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah, man. Oh, shout out to Diddy. I can never get to that level. Now I feel like I ain't shit now. I feel like it took a shit.
SPEAKER_05I also think money has a big play. When you have so much money, you could do whatever with it.
SPEAKER_01Yes, sir.
SPEAKER_05You start, people probably get in their head and they start experimenting.
SPEAKER_01Bartella, you think that's because he does so much shit through how many years he been rich? 30 years, 20 years?
SPEAKER_05His life.
SPEAKER_0120 years of being rich. And he's been freaky every year, more and more and more. I think now he's at the ultimate level.
SPEAKER_05Like, I think the worst show you could think of, I think he has done it.
SPEAKER_01But can we be honest though?
SPEAKER_00And I ain't bringing this up. I know, it's not a little drilling. I mean, I know. Because we saw the comments.
SPEAKER_01Do you guys think that not all women? Because I do believe there was a lot of innocent women there. But a lot of the women that's trying to portray as innocent, they were actually having enjoying it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Cassie, Cassie was enjoying it. That girl, 257 baby mother, Daphne, she was enjoying it.
SPEAKER_01Yo, you saw what she posted? Defending, like she was saying, at that time I do it because I love him, but now I see how the evilness of it.
SPEAKER_05She's trying to get money too.
SPEAKER_01Nigga, you were you were getting dicked down by a couple niggas. Yeah. And you were getting bread on top of it. A lot of bread. A lot of bread.
SPEAKER_05I didn't see. I didn't see the video.
SPEAKER_01So I just won't be what could he?
SPEAKER_02I led you. Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_04I feel like having that type of money that they have, you cannot just have one woman. You cannot just have one, bro. I mean if you're billion dollars low, it's A.
SPEAKER_01But if you have a if you have a billion. If I have a billion dollars, oh wait, but you started with one that's low, you're like real shit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01You gonna change after you make a billion? Yeah, maybe I got a billion. Shout out to you, bro. Maybe I got a billion. I but I but you're not changed? You got a billion. But I can I'll be honest. I do I don't I don't blame men who have a billion and they like to have multiple wives. I don't blame that.
SPEAKER_04Because if you can do it. You would stay with a girl with one girl if you got a billion? Okay, you're not saying you don't know be young. I think I will. But you think you would, you think you Yeah, just have a billion. Yeah, I'll give you a little bit of a big one. Bro, todos are iguales. Why you lying? Why y'all lying? Why you lying? Chris, what are you lying? With a billion, you say with you. To be honest, bro, hey, do you some more? Oh, billion, I give you a money. Oh, billion, I get my girl or nigga to.
SPEAKER_01Well, you agree with this. I can tell you.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but you got money like that. I don't feel like woman approaches you how you how your girl is. I also think it's like yo, Diddy, why didn't you take out the trash? I agree. With a billion, you're not saying.
SPEAKER_05I think you you put it like that, but let's say you she has a billion too. Yeah, Michael makes it say the girl has to has to bow to whatever you agree because you have a billion. No, you're making a thing like that. You can leave. No, that's what I'm saying. You can leave.
SPEAKER_01That's what I said. That I agree that if the guy has a lot of girls, yeah, but he's honest about it, I don't have no problem with it.
SPEAKER_04Well, that's what I mean. The part I'm being honest. The girl can leave me or the wife. No, you can't. Because I think they can get out.
SPEAKER_01But they didn't meet when they were kids. No. They were both like Tommy was already him. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I get what you're saying. You're saying if they meet when they were broke.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they were broke. Okay, LeBron and Savannah. We know that probably LeBron has dabble right. Come on, bro. Come on.
SPEAKER_02You don't want to get a lawsuit, bro.
SPEAKER_04Allegedly. Since 17, same box. But LeBron. The best play baseball. I'm the best NBA player after Jordan. It's Jordan than it's me. Or vice versa. Same box.
SPEAKER_02No, that's his wife, but he can't talk about his wife like that.
SPEAKER_04No, I'm not talking about his wife. I'm just talking about same box. I'll get my girl nigga. No, but I don't agree with that. I'll get my girl nigga too. I don't agree.
SPEAKER_01Because if I was rich at 20, at 20, bridge, you would do a lot of shit.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. You know all on basketball. But I know what you're doing, though. They have a girl never.
SPEAKER_04You're betting on a nigga, right? What? If you got a billion, hit the lottery. Hit the lottery tomorrow. Billy. It depends. You got on Billy or Billy. More than it's a big thing. Oh, Billy. More than it's my yummy.
SPEAKER_05Why can't I do that now?
SPEAKER_04On heal belly. Oh, it's different, though. Okay, now you have to hide it. You have to hide it. Me and mommy will be so embarrassed, you know, of you, his family. It's gonna be so embarrassed of you. You say like But if you gotta be, you will not be embarrassed. No, yeah, mommy Toba. Michael Toba. It's family, yo. It's family, Chris, everybody. Like, we will not be that tight. You gotta be.
SPEAKER_05But you think people don't do shit because they're worrying about what you're gonna think? No. It's because they don't want to.
SPEAKER_04Broke broke people cannot be like cheated like that.
SPEAKER_05But the broke people is that cheat the most? Yo, broke people cheat like they're rich.
SPEAKER_04Bro, rich people cheat more.
SPEAKER_05But I think with rich people, they get cold. No, they get cold quick.
SPEAKER_01Can we be honest? They just pay the people. I think rich and poor rich, they cheat the same, to be honest. Because I feel like if you're poor and cheat, you will cheat when you're rich. No, that's what I'm trying to say.
SPEAKER_04Everything changes will be.
SPEAKER_05But that's what I'm trying to say.
SPEAKER_01I remember when Paul the house. And I was saying that if I got money, I don't think I'm gonna change that much. Yes, I would probably have more things I will spend on. I'll probably get a Lambo and shit. But I don't think I will change that much. Me worth a billy. One woman?
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_01But you cheat right now when you're broke.
SPEAKER_05Exactly. So what makes it what's the difference?
SPEAKER_04I got a billion.
SPEAKER_05Michael, it the your your argument is.
SPEAKER_01In your broke years. You have cheated. You told me you cheated with children. No, no, when you went like in bulletin. You told me you cheated so much. Sometimes you thought like, damn, am I really that nigga?
SPEAKER_04And I didn't cheat him more because I didn't have more money. Nah, but that's okay.
SPEAKER_01You didn't change.
SPEAKER_04You see that you know when you get money, you're gonna see different men. You know that, right? Once you hit a belly, but yeah, but you're not gonna be you're not gonna be having little beings on Friday. No. You're dumb. You're gonna have to see people.
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna have it in in a in another couple of years.
SPEAKER_04You're gonna be chilling with Odell Becker, Taylor Swift, Ice Pice, no, I don't want to chill with Z Red.
SPEAKER_05I don't wanna chill with those people. She's gonna be like, I'm not chilling with those people. Oh, you're gonna change your friends?
SPEAKER_01He changes his friends too. What do you think about the Chris? Be honest.
SPEAKER_06Yo, chilling.
SPEAKER_04This will be. Tomorrow and Drectors and Keniko, like Pullop.
SPEAKER_02And it's tomorrow. And yet.
SPEAKER_05You don't want to be a real bigger.
SPEAKER_02You said it down on Frankie's birthday like this.
SPEAKER_04How long the party finished?
SPEAKER_05It's a fake as fuck. He's fake as fuck. By the way, I don't know.
SPEAKER_04Why y'all all do? I'm saying it. No. Chris, I'm not leaving though. I'm not leaving Chris. I'm not leaving. You said you're like my friends. We're gonna go. No, that's not what I asked you when you say yes. That's not what I asked.
SPEAKER_05I said, will you change your friends once you have money? You say yes. Change is a good thing. I'm not still chilling. No, I said change. I'm gonna still chill with them.
SPEAKER_02But I'm gonna make a gang thing.
SPEAKER_04Why don't you give you an opinion if you're gonna stay the same for me? What would I need opinion?
SPEAKER_05I'm not saying to stay the same.
SPEAKER_01But we're not saying to stay the same. You don't change the same. What's gonna change? The spenses.
SPEAKER_05The spenses. Like you're gonna have multiple houses, multiple cars, you're gonna travel, do you gonna have a freedom that you don't have to take?
SPEAKER_01Right now, Chris my nigga. Chris Man, I'm gonna make a look. Yo, come to my crib and watch the game. If I'm in Billy, and Blue Luxui, and MSG. Yeah, I'm gonna run whoever. That's not why you said it.
SPEAKER_05Let us look. Let us talk. That's not why you said it. Change your friends. Change it means one leaves, the other one comes in. You say yes.
SPEAKER_02No, no, that's not what change means.
SPEAKER_05Change your friends.
SPEAKER_02You're talking about replacing friends. Yeah. He's not gonna replace friends. He's just gonna add more friends to you. He's changing his friends. No, that's not changing.
SPEAKER_05Because when you change clothes, get to a sec.
SPEAKER_02But the red thing I eat.
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_06Chris invited me clothes. This is the difference.
SPEAKER_04This is the difference of it. This is the difference of having a billion. Chris invited me. You don't do it. To the Super Bowl party. Okay. Yo, Marcos, next week we're doing the Super Bowl party. Papi dijo que vaya. Tolmundo wapa ya. Go. Alright, Chris, I'm a I'm gonna go.
SPEAKER_02Right?
SPEAKER_05You're right. I won't be right. I won't be the same. I'm gonna be chillin' with my bunny.
SPEAKER_01But I got a question. You will not tell my bonnie.
SPEAKER_04Look, I'm looking at her. Because I'm looking at her. Like, like you're gonna learn Chris. You're gonna learn Chris Superbowl Bonnie.
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna ask the body for my buddy. But will you not ask my bonnie? Meo.
SPEAKER_04I'll take two women. Two baddies. Two baddies. Everybody will do the same.
SPEAKER_05Everybody will do the same, bro. No, I don't have a billion.
SPEAKER_01That's one event. That's never gonna happen again. Josh is calling me right now on top. Hey, Josh! And they don't face it. Yo, hi, but it's a little sister. But I'm not gonna say that. Yo, cat. No, but okay, it's a border. You're gonna be there sitting down top. But I wouldn't beat you my friends. No, no, no. Hey, Potolo. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_05Somebody could give me a melee to see what happens. But don't we have a belly?
SPEAKER_02A belly, a belly.
SPEAKER_04He said a belly.
SPEAKER_05A belly, a belly. I said, give me a belly, Pablo Gar.
SPEAKER_04If you get a billing, Dollar, you man is having threasons. You having threased with mad men. He having threasons with mad girls. I'm not into that. The game smacking girls. Together, right? They smacking girls together with a big thing. But we really to smacking mad girls together, spitting out all of that. Yeah. Come back. And then you will, you know what you would do? You will come back, invite us to your house in New Jersey that costs 48 million dollars. And then you're gonna be, you know what you're gonna tell me? You think you fuck. You don't know what you don't know what it is.
SPEAKER_05That's not me. The thing is, if I have money, I don't think about getting guys exhaust.
SPEAKER_04Gosh, you don't deserve it. Yeah, you know what? That's about Barbie.
SPEAKER_01Bro, bool.
SPEAKER_05It's around girls.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. What why we why men everything. Why men came to her for?
SPEAKER_01That's part of it. The reproduction. Every time we plan a trip. He didn't mention about what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_04Every time we plan a trip, every time we plan a trip, he always said, Hey, I'm gonna get the I'm gonna get the cars and all that. But do you have a mention? The most important thing Billy gotta get it wet. Billy gotta go inside something wet. And that's how people get in trouble.
SPEAKER_05I can have a billion and stay the same. That's what I got. Hold on. Let me say this. If we go famous, if I could go famous, TMC right here. He's gonna be on TMC.
SPEAKER_04Chilling with Michael Jordan's son. No, no. What are we doing with Joe with Michael Jordan's son? And nothing on that. Imagine imagine Johnson. I think I'm not gonna be.
SPEAKER_01He's about to go fucking up. He's a man. He's a man.
SPEAKER_02Biggest shit too.
SPEAKER_05He's a man.
SPEAKER_02Man, fucking like seven feet.
SPEAKER_05No, but what I'm trying to say is you're gonna be on TMC that some bitches claiming shit from you. I know that. I know that.
SPEAKER_04Chris is not going to his family Super Bowl party in Draco. Chris is dying. That's a fact. No, they can't get it. No, then it's a good thing.
SPEAKER_02See, Aaron Joe.
SPEAKER_05Okay, so if you have a belly, right? And your friends, your broke friends now, right? No, they're gonna break. Compared to the billions, friends.
SPEAKER_02That's all relative. That's all relative. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_05Let me finish my talk.
SPEAKER_02It's different, Chris Brown calling me.
SPEAKER_05When they call you, hold on. Let me talk. They call you. You'll be like, damn, my broke isn't calling me. That's how you're gonna call them.
SPEAKER_04That's crazy. Yes, she is.
SPEAKER_02You're changing the character. We're not gonna change our character. Yes, yeah, no, we're not. What?
SPEAKER_01I'm gonna say it.
SPEAKER_04My man stood my man stood a hundred down, nigga. You give me a couple couple hands in all of you.
SPEAKER_05You chase with a new pair of sneakers that you get. I do.
SPEAKER_04But yo, it just don't make sense that y'all getting a billion and y'all the same.
SPEAKER_05We're not saying the same.
SPEAKER_01I'm not saying you think me keeping with my friends is the same.
SPEAKER_04It's not the same.
SPEAKER_01Bro, you know what B s nigga is lying.
SPEAKER_04Like, he will dip right now. But I'm gonna dip.
SPEAKER_02He's not gonna be like, yo, I'm recording this uniform. Yeah, yeah. Okay, can I be honest with you?
SPEAKER_04And Jalen Brunson called, you'll come celebrate with us. And can't cool. And it's a San Tempo. Well, he's going to Grecia, where he's going to old Santorini and all of that shit. He's not going to Santorini.
unknownThat's all.
SPEAKER_01With my boys. Brunson in town, all of them calling you for the city. He's not on the point. Oh, I'm on the point.
SPEAKER_05You change with our parents.
SPEAKER_01Hey, Rick's on we work at two. Rich people just like you, but with money. I got it.
SPEAKER_04No, no. I don't think so. I gotta record it. I gotta record. I gotta record Bronson, nigga. You put it the champagne! George, my nigga judge! I gotta record it. I ain't calling it a white boy. Yeah, man, yeah, man.
SPEAKER_05Marcus, so when you order in that honey.
SPEAKER_04Oh, the thousand dollar henny.
SPEAKER_01Hey, by the way, y'all were talking about that shit. I was like, y'all really buying that shit? I don't know. I was like, nigga.
SPEAKER_04Oh, let me ask you this. If you can relieve one day of your entire life, while they will pay. Wait, wait, relief? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01What does that mean by that?
SPEAKER_05Relive. Like relive.
SPEAKER_01Oh, oh, oh. La primera becayora.
SPEAKER_05A date. He's talking about a date. Think about it.
SPEAKER_04It could be that too.
SPEAKER_01That first day when you broke your virginity is the most exciting day when you're like 16 or whatever the age you were.
SPEAKER_04Not to me.
SPEAKER_01There wasn't more. That was that would have won relief.
SPEAKER_04No, I'm waiting for your answer. What's your answer?
SPEAKER_01This is when we win the championship right now. You haven't been there. Just relieve that moment. We're gonna win. So that moment we're over.
SPEAKER_04How about you?
SPEAKER_05The first time I got to Mexico.
SPEAKER_00That was a good one. Because I remember that shit was crazy.
SPEAKER_04That was a good one. That's a good one. First vacation.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, first vacation.
SPEAKER_02That first real house party. When you were like what age? 16? I was like 17. 16, 17.
SPEAKER_04It's crazy. No, no, y'all say graduation. Fuck that graduation. High school.
SPEAKER_01You know, I never pick up my diploma from college. Yeah. Never graduation. Never paid a diploma.
SPEAKER_05That's in your system, no.
SPEAKER_04I think I would relive. Relive. Yeah, but uh, but the thing is with mine is mad crazy because I will go to be like eight months. So I don't think I will still remove my. What do you mean eight months? You were eight months years old. Yeah, I would I would like to see my grandfather. Yeah, but if you relive that's what I'm saying. You're not gonna remember. That's what I'm saying. So I'll think I'll think I'll relive. I don't know.
SPEAKER_05I wrote that. I wrote that. I was waiting for to copy one of our answers. No, not even. Like I was trying to say. Oh, when you bought your first car, when you Oh, I say go.
SPEAKER_01Yo, I can be honest, for me.
SPEAKER_04Oh, when I have my body.
SPEAKER_05What?
SPEAKER_04When I have my body, when I was skinnier.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_04I would like to go for one day to feel like that. When I was skinny.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_04I mean, that's a bad one.
SPEAKER_01That's a bad one.
SPEAKER_05Nah, me with my first vacation when I left the country.
SPEAKER_01No, that when she sat up with a car. I mean, we all want World First Car. That's a crazy experience.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that is, that is. Even though it goes away like in three days. When the bill comes, to be honest, you know, that's a touch. When you're picking everybody up, taking everybody up.
SPEAKER_05No, but I'm not going to be able to get out. You remember he wanted to take us everywhere? I'll pick up. I'll pick you up.
SPEAKER_04I still do that too, though. Like, look, you know. That goes away fast, fast, fast. But you know what?
SPEAKER_02I never had that fire. Really? Never had that card. Oh, you always had a car. No, no, I'm saying I never had the fire because for me for me to go pick niggas up. That's why.
SPEAKER_05Oh no, not picking up people.
SPEAKER_02You know, I still have that. You know what's crazy? To this day, I still like to drive.
SPEAKER_04I like to drive too.
SPEAKER_01I don't mind picking you up.
SPEAKER_04I think the best thing about driving is listening to music.
SPEAKER_01Exactly.
SPEAKER_05Oh, the first time you listen to a song, it was like a chance to do it.
SPEAKER_02That's what I felt about that first house party, bro. That's why I felt really fell in love with the Reggae.
SPEAKER_04Yo, but let me ask you, let me ask you this. Craziest thing y'all know about one of your friends. And then don't be like, oh, he owes my money. Craziest thing, because he always gives me the thing I owe you. I know one of my friends that owes my money. Now don't always come with that. Craziest thing y'all know about one of your friends. I can go first. The craziest thing I know about one of my friends is he got his ass eaten before, right? By one of his exes. When they ate his ass, he loved it so much that his ex used to stay licking his ass, right? Like that was he will always ask that. Like while he was getting all the sex, he would be like, yo, but lick down there, please, again. And the shorty will lick down there, right? And yeah, we'll pass it a hookah. Nah. After that, he broke up with that girl, right?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And he be searching for that feeling again. It's so crazy. He has a baby mom's now. And the baby mom doesn't do it for him. And to me, it is so crazy that you like something, but you are afraid to say it.
SPEAKER_00I agree with you.
SPEAKER_04So if you are a girl, I'm not talking to his baby mom. To any girl, if your man likes getting his ass eaten, eat his ass. Don't be like my friend that is searching that, is searching for that for a long damn time. And that is the craziest shit I know about somebody. Like, he tells me, like, yo, I love and I don't get it. And it's not I do not get it. You know what is that you want that, and your baby mama's not doing it? He's gay?
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_01But he likes his ass to be penetrated.
SPEAKER_05No. Because the D-spy is there.
SPEAKER_04No, not really. Like a low rim. If they did that to you, it was different. Like a rim. That's a rim guy. If they did that to you is different. Talking English, English.
SPEAKER_01Okay, sorry, I apologize. If you lick the coochie, there's times that you lick down there that you see if it has a different flavor. That you am I disagreeing or not? I was like So you're telling me that friend that you got, yeah, he hasn't got penetrated. You 100% sure?
SPEAKER_04So far, yeah. He likes getting his shit leaked.
SPEAKER_05If you're a girl like me, if you don't want to do that, don't do it.
SPEAKER_02I got a I got a crazy share from one of my friends. Okay. Okay, well. Nigga got 13 toes.
SPEAKER_04So 10, he got two three extra.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so two on one. Two extra one on one and one extra one on another.
SPEAKER_04And nobody knows this.
SPEAKER_02If you notice, you only notice when whenever this person is at the beach, he said, bonus of chunkarita. So his sneakers. No, they're regular sneakers, they're regular sneakers. I could not say this. Like down there.
SPEAKER_04And why he doesn't cut them?
SPEAKER_01Nigga, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_04It's not you can cut a fucking finger.
SPEAKER_02I work with this person too, right? One time. For a period of time. 13. Bro, seen person put on his sandals. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? Yo, bro, chill out, bro.
SPEAKER_04Do you think it's really that crazy?
SPEAKER_02That's not crazy.
SPEAKER_04Nah. Nah.
SPEAKER_02No, 13 toes is not crazy. That's not crazy for me to like.
SPEAKER_04And I've seen people without one finger. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Fucking lie. Like a little titty, like a little titty.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02I got three nipples.
SPEAKER_04There's a human with a dick and a pussy at the same time. That's all there's some. Yeah, that's a hermapite. And there's someone with two dicks.
SPEAKER_02Shout out to that nigga. Shout out. Yeah, because I said that I said a bad robot. I mean, whatever. Oh, that's a good question. Chris is asking the right questions. If he gets hard, both of them get hard at the same time. One of them gets hard and then the other one.
SPEAKER_04I think so. You might alternate. You have one, you have two dicks, and only one of them get hard, the other would just be the looking. Take that shit off.
SPEAKER_05Because one of them went to have babies.
SPEAKER_04Take that shit off. I'm not doing nothing. I am not doing nothing with that piece down there. If you can add it to the other one to make it double, double. Yeah. Double Big Mac. But two two dicks is crazy. Nah, crazy shit. Can you be happy as a girl? I'm not a girl, nigga. I'm saying, like, like my man. My man got two dicks, nigga.
unknownNah.
SPEAKER_05I don't think that's something that could be.
SPEAKER_01It depends if if the okay.
SPEAKER_04If I was a girl and my nigga got two dicks, I would flex the shit out of that shit.
SPEAKER_01Then it don't worry about it.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_02So if you have two dicks, you gotta have four balls. Chris, I'll be right back. Yo, Chris is asking the right questions.
SPEAKER_04Chris, you're asking the right questions to the wrong people. I do not know. Do you see the balls? Four balls is crazy.
SPEAKER_05Honestly, if somebody has that the passion, you could be a guest. If somebody has that, you could be a guest.
SPEAKER_04And I'm changing bouncing low.
SPEAKER_01But I'll be crazy crazy. Four balls.
SPEAKER_04Four balls is crazy. I'll get two cut off. Mendolo, wendalo. One of these not gonna get hot. I'll make sure. Yo, that guy that has two dicks, that's fine.
SPEAKER_01No, but talk about real stories. Let's talk about real stories. Have you seen this girls that are born in one body? And one side marries a guy.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I know who you're talking about. Bro, have you seen that?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I have. Do you guys don't think that's crazy?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_04She gives she gives fuck. And the other girls are looking like the other herders.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, no, you're crazy. Stop. You haven't had kids.
SPEAKER_02Yo, what's one thing?
unknownThat's not crazy.
SPEAKER_02Yo, let me switch the subject. Yeah, please. What's one thing that you've noticed, like that you be like, there was something that happened in your hood, they'd be like, damn, I'm in the fucking hood. Alright.
SPEAKER_04Um come on, I got so much shit. Margot's. Um, I was driving by Dykeman, and I saw the guy that these niggas love eating the chibi from that nigga. They love eating the chibi from that nigga. And I be telling them niggas, that nigga's nasty. I drove. I drove around around 2:07, like at 4 in the morning, and the guy was cleaning, like where he fries everything in the pump. Well, that's clean water.
SPEAKER_05That is clean water.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so.
SPEAKER_05That's the same thing in the restaurants.
SPEAKER_04The things from the pump. But you don't mean your city water, it's like if it's if they're eating the no no because they are you eating them. Yeah. If you see your chimney, your trimie guy cleaning utensils. I'm not gonna count.
SPEAKER_02In the pump. That that's not that's not that bad.
SPEAKER_05It's not that bad. The art is worse.
SPEAKER_01Michael, you're right, though.
SPEAKER_02The art is worse. What about you guys?
SPEAKER_01Oh, um, so you seen this video, this guy uh in Instagram, got 100k views, 100k followers. He is in my block. So he records everything that happens in the block. Okay, there was a video of a Mexican in notao in droga. Just screaming like mad, racist shit. Okay. And I feel like, and then he fall and he was bleeding, and he just left on the floor for the whole night. Yeah, that's good. And I feel like that was ghetto.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, because it's up on his hood.
SPEAKER_01No, that shit wasn't up. That's it was really my blocks.
SPEAKER_05Um, there used to be a casino in one of the apartments. God damn.
SPEAKER_04There's a casino. You got a whole MGM Grand on there? Yeah. Caesar's Palace.
SPEAKER_03We got a casino.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, this building.
SPEAKER_02Allegedly. Yeah. Craziest thing I've seen that I'm like, yo. Well, not craziest, but like one of those moments that hit me like, yo, I'm really in the hood. People were playing 2K outside and betting on 2K. Like they were, they had a whole TV outside, everybody smoking weed, setting nutcrackers. That was you, right? Yeah. That was you. Playing, yeah. Yeah, down the block. I know a nigga. I'm like, yo, bro, I'm really in the hood, bro. I know a nigga. They have a whole 2K tournament outside.
SPEAKER_04I know a nigga that live inside a Honda Pilot with three dogs and his wife. You seen the nigga every day. You saw him before you left. Yeah, I saw it. Washing cars, right? Yeah, I think. He lives inside that van with his wife and three dogs. Three dogs. Three dog male Dalmatians. Oh, the big and a big TV with Netflix. I think I live. Inside a Honda pilot. I can't ask for anything better, honestly. Yeah. Yeah, he's living life. That's crazy. I could have said that one, right? Yeah. I don't know. I live inside a Honda Pilot. With three dogs.
SPEAKER_05Oh, you said that one and two. I said mad Cordy. It's mad ghetto.
SPEAKER_04Shit, I seen. I seen I seen two dykes fight for a girl.
SPEAKER_02Is that ghetto? For a girl, that's kind of ghetto. That's a child.
SPEAKER_04Like two dykes fight for a girl. I seen a dike fight, cried in the train because a girl left her. If I hear people talking, I'm you the music. I'll be like this. Right away. And the gym, too.
SPEAKER_05You don't think that would be true?
SPEAKER_04If I see people talking shit, then the gym will be like this.
SPEAKER_05What? Hold on. Let me see if you're honest. I want I'm I want everybody to answer for themselves.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_05Do you consider yourself a chimoso? Go crazy.
SPEAKER_02Yes. What's the true definition of chimoso? The light to know.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_02Light to know unspoken news. Uh-huh. There you go. I think I got it right.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Right. According to that definition, yes.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_04How about you, Malcolm, if I got light to gossip, yes.
SPEAKER_05No, no, you like, yeah, you're a chimoso.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yes. And I like it a lot. I like it a lot. I like knowing people's business. I like knowing who's the person that took shit. I like knowing who steals. I like having one thing to put in my pocket. Siempre. Just in case they took shit one day, I just bring that out. And he and they leave don't crazy. Like, how you know that about myself? I like that.
SPEAKER_05How about you?
SPEAKER_00Do you do you like to have gossips or spread gossips?
SPEAKER_04Oh, like if I like spreading gossip, no, I don't like spreading gossip. You like holding the gossip? I like how it's knowing. Just get knowledge. Just in case you fucked up.
SPEAKER_05I have a nothing. I have a follow-up. That's why. I have a follow-up question. What about you?
SPEAKER_01I love hearing gossip. I love gossip. Especially hearing them talk. I love it. All right.
SPEAKER_05Okay, I don't hold on. Let me let me go ahead. Do you spread gossip? Do you say some other gossip? No.
SPEAKER_04Yes, yes.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_04But there's a no, it's a line. All the gossip. Don't spread gossip, bro. The gossip, I only say here, though.
SPEAKER_05That's what I'm saying. Hear us.
SPEAKER_04But that's gossip.
SPEAKER_05You telling people that you didn't know.
SPEAKER_02So my definition, spreading gossip is like you you sit in one setting, yo, you know this about this person. Then you want to do that. And then you go to the next person. No, that's not a space.
SPEAKER_05No, spreading. No, that's that's spreading gossip. That's starting to be a good thing. Yeah. But look, if they say not, you just telling one person, you spreading it. Because you don't know what that person, you don't invite going high and go and say somebody else.
SPEAKER_04I think it's crazy if you hear gossip and not spread it to one person at least. I think it's just like I think you should die. Like if you learn something, if you learn something so crazy, how can you just keep it to yourself? How? My mom gotta know somebody gotta know nigga. And let's show you. Just so I gotta tell somebody.
SPEAKER_05Yo, Michael's so crazy he cannot hold shit that you can.
SPEAKER_04I do hold. I do hold.
SPEAKER_05So you know, you know I do hold.
SPEAKER_04You you let's a lot. I hold I hold crazy shit.
SPEAKER_05But things that you that you think.
SPEAKER_04And I let niggas clap me and say mad shit. Yeah, pause. I let niggas, yo, you know what what hurts? You know what hurts when somebody is talking mad shit to you and you gotta gossip about them that if you say it, you will destroy their life. But you gotta be a real nigga.
SPEAKER_02And hold it down.
SPEAKER_04And hold it. And that nigga's killing. He's killing that. In the group chat. Not in person. Telling you mad shit. Fuck out of here. You fat. And all of this. And everybody around you laughing. All his shit. And you just hold me like a real nigga. Niggas like me, like that. Deserve like a nigga.
SPEAKER_05But the thing is, the reason you hold it, the reason you hold it is not because of the person. No, hold on. It's not because of the person coming at you is the person that told you.
SPEAKER_04No, it's not. It's because a little bit of that, but it's more because I am gonna destroy his life. And it's not worth it. And it's not worth it. And then it's not worth it. Because all he did was call me fat. Do you know what I'm trying to say? But you know what gets me mad? It's not that he called me fat. He called you the right day. Everybody's laughing. Okay, can we say this too? Okay, why everybody's laughing? My boy, I'm boily. Like Do you have an example? Do you have an example recently? But um, what was what do you have a do you have a phone like me? Hell yeah. Have you ever been in that situation of like, like, if I let this go?
SPEAKER_05You like, you're lo de hop?
SPEAKER_04Oh, you have you have let it go.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I'd be like, shut the fuck up because this and this.
SPEAKER_04This this and this and that.
SPEAKER_05Have you done that? You always do that? Oh shit. No, not always. Depending on the person, if I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_00Oh, that's fire.
SPEAKER_05Because if you don't know me, you're coming at me and I know my shit about you.
SPEAKER_00You hold it, right? No. Oh, hold on, the cheatment.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you hold it. You hold it. Hold the chimney. Even if you could destroy the nigga's life, you you hold it, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, 100%. Yeah, I do.
SPEAKER_04Well, I think we need trophies. How about you? How about you, Chris?
SPEAKER_02You hold it? You know I gotta short feel.
SPEAKER_01But I never felt, but I never feel like you say it right away.
SPEAKER_05Fuck yeah.
SPEAKER_02You know I gotta short feel it. But I don't think you will do that either, though. I don't I wouldn't I wouldn't do that, but I do gotta say.
SPEAKER_05I think it depends on the person that it is. Because let's say una persona you heard about it, una persona that you're not cool with, and they and you get into an argument with them, you might say it.
SPEAKER_01You know what problem is? If you say it, they will know that that teammate came from one specific person. And then not only you're fucking that person's life, but you also barely the person that told you that you're not gonna be.
SPEAKER_05No, if I have multiple sources that told me, then I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_02I want to make a public announcement. When I'm drunk and I'm talking to you, just know everything I just told you is a lie.
SPEAKER_05Yo, you know what I hate making plans. Just know everything is a lie. I hate making plans when I'm drunk.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, because you can say I say you know, can't you? Why the fuck when I'm drunk, I be thinking I got unlimited money. Yeah, you done that nigga. Hey, Bronze and his family. Because his brother told one of my niggas that I'm gonna give you a bracelet. Yo, bracelet, yeah. When niggas be drunk, don't make the drink later. Yo, what is it that when you got when you drunk, you gonna limit money? Like you pay a hundred dollars for five piece wings.
SPEAKER_01You right, you know what? Yeah, we went to Bahamas.
SPEAKER_02The Bahamas. I was about to spend it. How much was it? $100 on a box of peach, and I told this nigga, fuck out of here. I was drunk as shit.
SPEAKER_04Yo, then should I liquor do Islam? It's amazing.
SPEAKER_05Do you have do yeah the next day be like, why the fuck I did that? What's something you haven't did that?
SPEAKER_04Todo can you gonna put out? Oh, it says because of the look and you're gonna put out. I wake up next day and what the credit card statements. I'm worried. I'm worse because I lie and I be thinking like they not, they're not gonna, they're not, they're gonna say no. I be telling girls like, let's move to Miami tomorrow. Like, I be saying shit like that. I already got the Lambo. I got the Lambo.
SPEAKER_01I had both vacations when I'm I want to ask a question, y'all three. What was the craziest lie? Oh, not lie, oh, I don't get to see it. You did drunk, and then you like the next day. Damn.
SPEAKER_02Yo, I gave my little niece a hundred dollars because she danced. That's it, bro. That hundred dollars hurt. That time, that time. That's your bro. What about you? Like the next day you will come. So much, bro. Bro, I gave this, I gave this. All she did was a little whack ass move.
SPEAKER_04I kissed Toto. I kissed Umbagare. I kissed an ugly girl. Like, I got a record. That's the one that I'm gonna. Well, you know what? Something since you I'm gonna tell you something. Since you're turning 30 soon, there's something about 30s now.
SPEAKER_02Don't say it too loud.
SPEAKER_04There's something about 30s now. I don't know if I don't know if you're a 30-year-old, you feel like this, but there's something about turning 30. Now even ugly bitches make me horny.
unknownNo.
SPEAKER_04Like before before? Ugly bitches.
SPEAKER_05But I thought because you're getting older, you'll be more picky.
SPEAKER_04Yo, now I don't think. Chris, I'll be telling, oh, I'll be telling Kelo. I got three weeks telling Kilo the same shit. I've been telling Kelo every day, yo, Kelo, I want a fat, ugly bitch. Where like those bitches that they hair don't grow and they have the little ponytail right here. I want one like this.
unknownFat.
SPEAKER_04Sloppy. With the brown neck. You know that neck? That no matter if diabetes neck. No, no, that neck that even if you like, yeah, go crazy washing it, it stays black. I'm gonna post this clip with her ass, with a humongous ass, and tattoos on the ass. But you don't know what a tattoo means. Because it's too big, just green. Her ass is green. Green with the tattoo. It's green on fat like that.
SPEAKER_05I know girls.
SPEAKER_04And her to tell me, come kill this right now.
SPEAKER_05I know girl like that.
SPEAKER_04I have that inside of me. I don't know if y'all too do, but I don't want to die without killing. I'ma send you her Instagram or 300 pounds. I'ma send you her Instagram with a with a with an earring, like right here and one right here, and a tongue ring. And I haven't get that. I haven't got that. I need a black one and a white one, straight fat, diabetes, black skin, elbows ashy, they legs black, extra black. No, you know those black girls that they skin is extra black around that area. They gotta have a pimentation like that. She gotta hold it for me to put it in. Like, damn. I need that. You know, I couldn't die without that. So let me ask you like, have you have that? I haven't. I haven't you haven't had something like that?
SPEAKER_02No, gracias a Dios. You don't want to be a big one.
SPEAKER_04I think Michael Life is not about life is not about it. Bad ex only. Life is not about bad exactly.
SPEAKER_02Oh, wait, wait. I just don't like that. That's the head of get wet type shit.
SPEAKER_05Michael, that means you haven't had sex in a while.
SPEAKER_06No, yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_04I killed recently. Oh. I was gonna call you out too. I killed and I felt the bad that day. I felt like the bad. I told keto too. Yo, keto talk. But when you you're getting into your 30s, you're gonna start getting horny at anything. At anything.
SPEAKER_01I see a leaf fall from the tree, I get horny. Oh, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04You lying, man. You lying. You think it's all we just walking? You lying, you lying. I get horny at anything, but not like that. That shit was crazy to me.
SPEAKER_02Like you see how a car just passed by, just a regular flat ass get me horny, nigga.
SPEAKER_04I didn't throw it. I didn't know it was possible. Flat ass nigga get me now. Oh flat ass? Oh, flat ass nigga, flat, flat. You can say a flat ass nigga. Oh flat ass. Oh, flat ass get me.
SPEAKER_01When Chris will be Chris walk down the aisle, you look at Chris's ass like that.
SPEAKER_04The older you get. Stop saying that. The older you get, the easier the.
SPEAKER_05Do you think as a man, as a man, you see how like when a woman passes by, you look at their ass?
SPEAKER_04Before I used to be like nothing, I used to now I look at all of them. Okay, hold on.
SPEAKER_05Do you think when you walk by, people look at your ass?
SPEAKER_02Nah. If they do, they're gonna be very disappointed. Disappointed. Very disappointed.
SPEAKER_05Do you think you have a fat ass?
SPEAKER_02I do.
SPEAKER_04We are fat.
SPEAKER_05No, a fat ass.
SPEAKER_04I'm cakey. Okay. I'm gonna say no. It's a hobby of sleep. I'm cakey. It's crazy.
SPEAKER_05No, yeah, no, man. That has like one of those VBL's bodies, but like in men, can take a unculaso.
SPEAKER_02All them niggas will be DM made me crazy.
SPEAKER_05I got mad niggas, DM.
SPEAKER_02Yo, I went to a wedding not too long ago, and like the person, who's the person that like does like the the waiter. No, like, no, he wasn't the waiter. He was like El Moso, the host. No, no, like the host of the wedding. What's that called? Whatever, the host of the wedding. Bro, bro, me and my brothers having a conversation, and the dude passed by with the crazy BBO. My brother was like, You call that shit crazy. I looked. I couldn't stop laughing for like three hours. I call that nigga had a crazy BBL.
SPEAKER_05You think it would be crazy, like one of your friends get a BBO and they're not gay?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'll be definitely crazy. That'll be crazy.
SPEAKER_04You would judge? I don't know what it is. Yes, we will. I don't know what it is. Serious shit. Because of the podcast. See, I don't get gay niggas to give me y'all. Yes. Like my phone is flooded, bro. Yes. Yeah, right. And what they say. I'll give you my phone right now.
SPEAKER_05What they say though? What's the line?
SPEAKER_04No, they they they they hard my my phone. That's what they hard your pictures. They're trying to see.
SPEAKER_05Do you like bike? Sorry. If you do you like the common back? No, I'm asking.
SPEAKER_04What would you think?
SPEAKER_05Few DMs, Chris. Read a few.
SPEAKER_02You fire Papa. Hello. Wait, let me see the name of that. Who's that? Don't say the name. No, I just want to see the name. Let me see.
SPEAKER_05He he lets him look. So hold on. The gay guys that we DMing you at the same time.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05He DM you too.
SPEAKER_04That one DM you too? No, no. They want both of you.
SPEAKER_01They all look the same.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, they all look the same, right?
SPEAKER_01No, but my Christian sprain was uh like the my trip. St. Thomas.
SPEAKER_04This one is thirsty, look.
SPEAKER_01Oh no, he definitely won it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, he look, look.
SPEAKER_05What he's saying, Chris? Like mad emojis.
SPEAKER_01There's a lot of emojis.
SPEAKER_04All that is.
SPEAKER_01Nah, but the Christian sprain was the guy that told my girl.
SPEAKER_04Oh, in Bahamas.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, in St. Thomas. Like straight up like that.
SPEAKER_04I don't know what it is. Hey, to you gay guys. I'm not gonna. Shout out to y'all though.
SPEAKER_01Like they're cool.
SPEAKER_04I'm not gay.
SPEAKER_01But I'm not gay though.
SPEAKER_04I'm not gay though.
SPEAKER_05Crisp. Crisp! You know what it is, I'd be in chat though.
SPEAKER_04Hey, I think. That's it. For the right above.
SPEAKER_05Michael, you think, Michael, you think the gay guys don't approach Chris? They do approach it. They do approaches in super? No, Chris. I say you think it's cause he's flat? Like he got no ass.
SPEAKER_04The thing is that the niggas that like Chris, they like the hood? They hood. They hood. You see that video? Oh, black papy Dominican.
SPEAKER_02They're talking crazy right now.
SPEAKER_04And your Facebook, you got Latino? Or what you put? What you put? American or you put Latino. Latino. I feel like if you pull Latino and your buyer, you're looking for the U gay.
SPEAKER_05No, because you're Latino.
SPEAKER_04You're Latino, Latino gang. I put the DR flag.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_04That's it. But what would I put? Latino. Latino X.
SPEAKER_05No, what would I put Latino? What's your description in Instagram?
SPEAKER_04Stay dangerous. That's it. I don't even know what my shit was in. Oh, no, hold the whole CEO. Sorry to disappoint.
SPEAKER_01I got nothing. I'm nothing.
SPEAKER_04Stay dangerous.
SPEAKER_01Let's see what Chris got.
SPEAKER_04Chris and Hyme my suttins. I got the Instagram.
SPEAKER_01I could put that. I can put that. I can pull that. Chris don't even got Instagram.
SPEAKER_05He probably got no Instagram.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I haven't posted it.
SPEAKER_04Still not a regular person. Now you're going to post tomorrow.
SPEAKER_02I am going to post tomorrow. Friday in the when he's drinking.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, Friday. You're going to post Friday, too. I'm not going to post on Friday. Yes, you will. Every one, yes. You go to post on Friday.
SPEAKER_02I'm not going to post on Friday. I'm not drinking on Friday. I work on Saturday.
SPEAKER_04Oh.
SPEAKER_05When have you care?
SPEAKER_02Well.
SPEAKER_05When have you care? You have never care, Chris.
SPEAKER_01You have never cared. You have never cared about that. Specifically.
SPEAKER_02Nah, because last last weekend I drank on a Friday. You're saying all the weekends before. So we finished the podcast. Yeah, it was. Saturday was kind of hell for me.
SPEAKER_04Before we finish the podcast, what a gay nigga had to do to get you.
SPEAKER_02We're waiting. Shout out to the New York Knicks for making it to the NJ Finals.
SPEAKER_01For the Knicks before we end up. Yeah, no, no, no. Go, go. What do you think? What do you think? What do you think the Knicks? So, okay, next for the finals. Yes. First of all, congratulations to the New York.
SPEAKER_02To the New York Knicks.
SPEAKER_04Shout out to Brunson. Shout out to Car Towns. Does my bride? That's my thing is. My key. The key play is OG Anonobi. And I'm going to tell you why. If OG Anonobi comes tomorrow, play the greatest defense of his life, and we won.
SPEAKER_02And we win.
SPEAKER_04And we win. Second game, I don't think we're going to expect. I think OG Anonobi has to play one game and then the next one game, then not one game, then one game, then not one game. I don't think his knee is going to hold hamstring. It's hamstring. It's not going to hold him.
SPEAKER_01But this is the reason why we got Michael Bridges. Okay. And that's, I believe, why we have been so successful in the players.
SPEAKER_02Michael Bridges dropped 40. The finals when he played with Devin Booker. No, he dropped 40 something on the Spurs. This season.
SPEAKER_01Was 40 or 30 something? I think it was 42 points he dropped. If I'm not mistaken. But let's give credit, Marcos. Please do. Michael Bridges.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, he has played great defense. He has his mid-range. His mid-range is crazy. My boy is on fire. But we also got to give Big Shaman. Landley Shaman. Yo, you know the reason. Love my bright job.
SPEAKER_01But you know what why we're winning crazy? It's because typically you have a starting five, right? And typically in the NBA, one or two players are not going to be scores. It's going to be defenders. In any starting five. And when the bench comes in, typically, in all the other teams, they are support to either maintain your lead or get a little bit better. That's what a typical NBA team. My nigga, this Knicks team, all five are cooking.
SPEAKER_04I think this is the year.
SPEAKER_01And they're in the bench. All cooking. All of them are cooking. Even Mitchell Robinson. Which, if you see the numbers, he's not playing that good. Even him.
SPEAKER_04I think we're winning. I think we're winning. I think it's our year. I think it's New York year. And I don't care if we don't win in the next 20. We gotta win this. Can I be honest?
SPEAKER_02Y'all predictions now. New York Knicks will win the NBA Finals. Okay. The New York Yankees will win the MLB World Series. And the New York Giants will win the Super Bowl.
SPEAKER_04That's Chris, by the way.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Um, before we go, how many games do you think the Knicks are gonna go?
SPEAKER_02For respect of the Spurs and their history. The gentleman's week. Five games? Five games. I don't know.
SPEAKER_04I'm not gonna answer. But I think it's gonna be five. I'm gonna say it like this. If we win that first two games, we sweeping though. If we lose the first game, it's gonna go to seven games. If we lose the first one. That's what I'm gonna say.
SPEAKER_01The way that I see it, if we win one game on a row.
SPEAKER_02This right now, like right now, either those two games, yeah. Either three games.
SPEAKER_01Either this one or Friday, we are getting them a sweep. We are between five to six games. If we lose the first two games, I still gonna rock with my Knicks. But it's gonna be time of fail. Tamo fail.
SPEAKER_03If we lose the first two, well, obviously we're gonna win.
SPEAKER_01No, because typically it depends how you lose two. Because if you lose two games, but you lose like like Atlanta, like by one point. I will still rock with it. But if they beat us by 15, the first game we don't win.
SPEAKER_04The crazy shit is that we was losing by 30 almost with cleaver, right? We came back and sweeped them niggas.
SPEAKER_01But yeah. But but but that's the reason that the argument about um rest and rust. People don't think, bro, the year the yesiguga is a lot of days, but we have resting out. Yeah, we are healthy. But you play ball nigga. When you haven't played in a minute, these guys are professionals, they gotta don't worry, they're gonna lock in. Do you know what my key is gonna be? I have to see if our bench is still gonna be as confident. So typically in the regular season, if you watch the Knicks, everything is run by Brunson. So that's why Brunson's a good player.
SPEAKER_04They changed it for two to town now.
SPEAKER_01But the if you watch the games, they only did that on the first series and the second. On the third series with Cavs, he couldn't do that. Because the big man, which uh Moli was guarding that inner pass. But what happened? Michael Bridges and OG went to work and Bronson with it. Went to work. So this is where I'm like, okay, if who's gonna guard Cap? It's pick your poison, pick your poison. Pick your poison. But I just want to see Mikel Bridges, Josh Hart to be as confident as they've been the whole playoff. Do not defer to Jalen Bronson because Jalen Brunson's gonna get his.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Oh no, I think I think Bronson is gonna have an incredible series.
SPEAKER_02I think he's gonna have an incredible series. I think he's the opposite one. No, I think he's gonna have to be stupid.
SPEAKER_04I think I think he's gonna have a hard time scoring. I don't think so. Okay, Marcos I I get what you're seeing. Three points, if his three point is on, he's gonna score by three.
SPEAKER_01Going down, just to give you some stats. Jalen Brunson, that's the reason they beat the Spurs, is one of the best drop coverage scores. I mean, if you do a pick and he drive, he's used that pick, his percentage of that pull-up is crazy. The reason I'm saying that is remember, this is not a one-on-one game. No, it's a team game.
SPEAKER_02But you don't think they're practicing, you don't think they have coaches going like this, trying to trying to block his shots?
SPEAKER_01But I get what he's saying. But remember, we used to see the same thing with the Hawks.
SPEAKER_02I went by Dyson Daniels.
SPEAKER_01That's it. Dyson Daniels was the same reason. Hard defending, he won't be able to score. In the Philly series, era El Grande, ¿cómo se llama? El Pahong.
SPEAKER_02Jared Allen. Jared Allen. No, no. Um Le Pahon and Jordan Bead.
SPEAKER_01No, no, no, no. The Philly. Andre Jarman. Sorry five. Kelly Ober.
SPEAKER_04Kelly Uber.
SPEAKER_01Kelly Uber. Kelly O is one of the top defenders. We know that. Solo comyo. Solo comieron. Cleveland.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but Wemby is different.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but Wemby's not guarding him. Wemby's not guarding. Wemby's not guarding Jalen Brunson.
SPEAKER_02I know, but they gotta keep either way, though. It don't matter. He gotta guard Kat outside. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And a three-pointer. Write this down. You know what they're gonna try? They're gonna put Wemby to guard Josh. And they're gonna live and die by Josh Hastrick. That's so. Remember, the first game with Cleveland. Who's gonna guard Kat? They're gonna put um um Chamaki though. Which Castle Post. Champagne? Um no, no, the other nigga. Who? Vasil? Vasil. Vasil? Yo. That's the game plan. If that's the game plan, but Cat cannot put Cat for 50. No, but Cat cannot go to the post because Wemby's gonna help defense. Not if he's guarding hard. I don't think nobody's gonna go to the post.
SPEAKER_04But that's what I'm saying. Remember. Oh, let's Wemby's at the three point.
SPEAKER_01The reason the Cleveland game, we were losing by 20. Let me see if you guys remember. Because Josh wasn't hitting the shots.
SPEAKER_02The first game.
SPEAKER_01The first game. When they sat down Josh and Shama came in, whoop, metimotero.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So it all depends. That's what I said.
SPEAKER_02If Josh Charles is hitting his three threes, we are gem of sweet. If Champagny or Vassal was the one guarding Cat, put him for 50. I'll put that part in. Put the part in. I don't think you're gonna do it.
SPEAKER_01If if that's the game plan. We win with Kat makes 15-17 with 13 rebounds, 7 6.
SPEAKER_04This won't be a good series. This won't be a good series, but a week out of them.
SPEAKER_01I don't even want to give it to him. There's a hell of a team, bro. I never said they're not. I don't think they have is the bench. Yeah. I don't think they have a bench. Damn then Harper. But they don't have a crazy bench.
SPEAKER_04Yo, Knicks playing tomorrow. Knicks is in the finals. New York is about to be stupid. The World Cup is starting June 11. So traffic is gonna be insane in New York with the Knicks in the final and the World Cup in New York and in New Jersey.
SPEAKER_02And the Yankees.
SPEAKER_04And the Yankees. But Yankees are in the play not in the playoffs, though. No, but like I'm talking about everybody. Everybody. New York is gonna be horrendous. Traffic is gonna be out of this world. And all the moms and pops, restaurants, delis, and business are gonna make money. Cab drivers, truck drivers are gonna make money in the next few weeks. I have a PSA to say to every man out there. Nowadays, they want a bad boy to get them pregnant, to then have a good man to be their stepfather. This is how it is nowadays. So to all the men out there, just focus on your money, drinking your water, and the gym. Because no matter what, we probably gonna be stepfathers. At the end of the day. That's all the baddies want. A bad boy to get them pregnant, and a good man to be their stepfather. This is how we disappoint podcast. See y'all next episode. Hopefully, the Knicks be up by one next time we recall, by two or by three. By two, by two. See y'all next episode. You heard?
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