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Knicks in the Finals, $1 BILLION Questions & The Diddy Debate| SORRY2DISAPPOINT Ep. 165

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The Knicks are in the NBA Finals, and we’re breaking down everything surrounding their incredible run and what it means for New York basketball. 🏀🔥

We also dive into one of the biggest hypothetical questions ever: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow with $1 BILLION in your bank account? From crazy purchases to life-changing decisions, we keep it real and see how differently we’d handle that kind of money.

Plus, we discuss the latest Diddy controversy, the reactions online, and what people are saying about the situation.

Tap in for laughs, hot takes, debates, and unfiltered conversations on another episode of SORRY2DISAPPOINT! 🎙️

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SPEAKER_04

How are you, you guys, today? How was your day today, man? How you guys are today, bro? That was your intro?

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It was pretty peach and dandy. Oh shit.

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I just want to talk a little bit. How you guys feeling today, man? Peach and dandy.

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I'm feeling good. Today I'm starting Love Island.

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Okay.

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Marco, you gotta watch it so we can talk about it? Because I know they're not gonna watch it.

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Okay.

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How do you guys want me to watch Love Island? We have Jalen fucking Brunson.

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I mean, we're gonna talk about it.

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Landry. Yeah, you should put that voice note in the thing. Your voice now. Oh, big big shaman. Lindy fucking shaman.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, man. Um, it's true. We're watching the Knicks right now. I can't. But we could watch Love Island though.

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Because that's gonna go crazy.

SPEAKER_04

When the Knicks are not playing, though.

SPEAKER_01

But the Knicks haven't played like in five days. I haven't slept. No, nine days, sorry.

SPEAKER_04

Yo, let me ask you something. You don't you gonna get it titted? Yes.

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I said it before the pause in the beginning of the year. I say if they win, I will tie the Knicks. I said that.

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Where like run your balls?

SPEAKER_01

Jalen.

SPEAKER_04

I don't know. And the other ball, I saw a guy, I saw a guy that got it titted already. No, but that's that nigga's crazy. He tied a 2026 NBA championship, Knicks. And then his tattoo author said, if we won, I'm gonna do the trophy for free.

SPEAKER_02

And then they get the accent, if they lose, he's gonna put Eastern Conference Champions.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's funny, though. No, but Match is not gonna be that crazy.

SPEAKER_04

Y'all gonna see it tomorrow or no?

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna definitely see it.

SPEAKER_05

This video's gonna go up on Thursday, so the first one.

SPEAKER_01

Also, by the time this comes out, yeah, they already played the first game.

SPEAKER_05

Hopefully, we won.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, predictions, predictions. So, how you guys feeling, man? How how was your weekend? How are you? I haven't I feel like I haven't seen you in a long time. Tired. Tired? Why? I've been working a lot.

SPEAKER_02

Working a lot? It's good. Going on vacation soon. So again. Just trying to stack up, stack up my money as much as I can.

SPEAKER_04

How about you, boy tonight?

SPEAKER_05

I've been good. I've been doing good. Yeah. You know, just working too.

SPEAKER_04

Just working? How about you? How you say?

SPEAKER_01

Working hard, you know. Think about the next 24 seconds. I'm not going to vacation soon.

SPEAKER_04

Well, in September, but you got a book already.

SPEAKER_02

We're going to Greece.

SPEAKER_01

You know what I'm saying? We're going to the to the older civilization. First four rex. Is that the older civilization in the world? Athens? The Greek? The Greek cause, whatever.

SPEAKER_04

You should ask Chris.

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I'm asking probably the smartest person in the pot. Should I ask Chris?

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I think Rome, if I'm not mistaken.

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Rome is them motherfuckers.

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I could be wrong.

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Athens, Athens. Mythologies.

SPEAKER_04

Whatever. Yo, but let's start with the hot topic, though. Let's start with the hot topic. With the hot topic. Y'all saw the Diddy sex tape? That came out. I heard the news. Yeah, I heard the news, but I didn't see the case. What was the news?

SPEAKER_05

Oh, the the sex.

SPEAKER_04

One other sex tapes from Diddy came out. You know there's a million of them. Yeah. But one of them got leaked with 50 Cent baby mother. 50 Cent got a little kid. Well, they've been broke up. So it was after 50. Oh, okay. It was after. And it came out. And I saw like 25 seconds. I haven't find the whole video. And Joshua told you, it is crazy.

SPEAKER_05

You know what's crazy? Now that makes sense why 50 Cent is so petty towards Daddy.

SPEAKER_04

But can you let me ask you something? Can you be petty about this?

SPEAKER_01

So I got a question because I didn't see the video. How crazy is the video?

SPEAKER_04

Well, the video is all red. And that had like ambient lights are all red. So the reds. All reds. She starts the video by doing oral sex to no two other men. And they just sitting sitting down watching her. And she's trying to pull both of the things inside her mouth. She can't. She trying to pull one. And it's very big. And then they start, they start having intercourse. One through the mouth, one through the back. The two dudes. The two dudes. And then he said it. And then Diddy get up and he goes to the to the one that is getting that is doing in the mouth. And he's like, he starts like jerking his thing off while the guy is getting, you know, oral sex. And they start going, hey, on the girl. And then you're not going to be able to get a jerk. He's a cock. He's a cock. Yeah. And his maybe they been said that, but his thing is pretty small. So now I get it. Why he was doing that to all the women that he's been with. How small are we talking? It's very small. It's very small. Is it Michael Penny? Somebody, I saw an interview. I want one of the guys that was doing the things with them. And he said that they told him, I got all the million dollars, I got all the money in the world. I can give all my girls everything I I can for not this.

SPEAKER_02

Like not great sex. Why can't you just go to DR and get a Dominican Dead Cliff? I don't that I don't you think that's that's actually true. Do you think that is true?

SPEAKER_05

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02

Okay, so it's like but I think the pompa is not to make a beggar.

SPEAKER_05

It's if you if you cannot get erected, you use that.

SPEAKER_04

No, I thought I thought we're having shit like this. But the the crazy thing about the video, I haven't find the full one. I only saw like 25 seconds. Is that he's horny by watching the guy like getting all the time? There's people like that. Like he's horny. There was no pee. You know, they were saying that it was peeing. There was no baby oil. And the part that I seen, I don't know, because I haven't had the whole thing.

SPEAKER_05

Do you think he didn't try it later?

SPEAKER_04

Shorty is old. Oh dee. That's what I got from it. Like, that's what I watched it because everybody was like, oh my gosh, she's like good at it. And that's what I watched. I tried to find it. You hit her up on DMs? I will pay for it. Y'all know I don't pay for none of that.

SPEAKER_05

I think that's why 50 Cent.

SPEAKER_04

That's what you pay for?

SPEAKER_05

I think that's what um 50 Cent is so petty then.

SPEAKER_04

But can you be petty about somebody that's your baby moms? With your baby moms.

SPEAKER_01

I think though the problem is you have a kid together.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. If it was like an ex that you didn't have kids with, it doesn't be like fuck another hoe.

SPEAKER_01

Even when you divorce, you have a kid together. So you have to protect your reputation.

SPEAKER_04

50 Cent Pull Sonti saying, like, he put the name of his kid and like he was like, imagine you being eight years old in middle school, in middle and eighth grade, and everybody got the video of your mom doing all of this.

SPEAKER_01

Let's not get that far. You guys know Scottie Pippen? His wife. Yeah. Larsar Pippen. Larsar Pippin. Lazar Pippen. There was her kid was making stories about You know, she was dealing with future. Yeah. They were putting future songs. Allegedly. Allegedly. They were putting future songs while he was in school as a bullying thing.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, to bully him.

SPEAKER_01

What I'm saying is, females and fathers too, like both. You gotta protect your reputation.

SPEAKER_05

That's why, like Kim, Kim Kardashian, she went hard and deleted all of that.

SPEAKER_04

And even then, and even then, you can still find out.

SPEAKER_05

You can still find out, but she took it.

SPEAKER_04

But it's very hard to find that.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, but I'm saying, like, she did that to protect her kids. It wasn't for her, it was for her kids.

SPEAKER_04

You know that. I think we're in a gray era now. I feel like nowadays, you can get away with saying it's AI. So I feel like by the time that kid is old, that kid could say that was AI.

SPEAKER_05

But still, they still go through bullying. Because even if it's AI, bully you.

SPEAKER_01

Well, was it saying, Chris? A lie that's been told for so long becomes true. So like even if let's say even if it's AI, but for 10 years people saying it's true, that's just gonna turn into reality.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Even if you say it's AI.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like everything is AI though.

SPEAKER_01

I feel you can still distinguish it.

SPEAKER_05

You can still distinguish because they don't they don't copy the face as much.

SPEAKER_01

Sometimes it's very hard for me and AI to trick me.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

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I know when something's AI. Pictures is the only thing that pictures are getting really good lately.

SPEAKER_04

Bro, I'll be saying shit. Like the title be so crazy. Like guy killed 400 people. And then when I click the video, just kill one. Like, like I'll be getting cough by the dumbest shit. Clickbait, clickbait, click, baby. Yeah. But if y'all get the video, can y'all send it to me? Because I want to see this girl, this girl going on. Why not? But she um Y'all don't watch like when celebrity does things like that. I didn't even see that.

SPEAKER_02

I didn't even see the Drake shit. I didn't see the Drake shit. I didn't see Diddy shit. I barely saw the Raging Kim shit. You never saw Tiger either?

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No.

SPEAKER_04

No, never saw. But the OnlyFans girl? I don't even know. How about Little Pump? Little Pump was doing OnlyFans too with mad baddies from the.

SPEAKER_05

There used to be a page on Instagram that they used to put it like that. Like, bro, what was yeah? So I think it was. No, there used to be a page before um Instagram got so strict that they used to post shit, like blurry in the face. That's how sometimes I it used to come up, but not no more. I don't see that.

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I I haven't checked for him. Nah.

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No.

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Can ya be that free? Do you think y'all can get? Yeah. No.

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Nah. No?

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But I think it's like what you said.

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I can be freaky though. Like, but not to that shit. You see the lube shit, all that? Yeah, I'll do that. But like to the point of having other people other people into this intimacy. Nah.

SPEAKER_04

I'm down for the pee and the baby oil.

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Psych.

SPEAKER_04

I will pee. He's a little bit too shit. I'll pee. I will pee on don't girls.

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But all the loose stuff, the light.

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I think what happens.

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No, I'll pee on don't girls. I'll pe I'll pee on those girls. I'll pee. I'll use baby oils so I can see them very shit. No, no, no. I see no no. I don't know. I don't like no shit.

SPEAKER_01

I I can't do all that, all toys, all that shit. I just cannot. Either you touch my ass. Um none of that. No peggy.

SPEAKER_02

What if she what if she likes spank you? With a belt or something.

SPEAKER_04

Nobody spanking me. You like getting spanked? You don't like you like getting spanked? So you like getting spanked? No. But you just say yeah. Oh, he said. What the fuck did I say yeah? You said my palla, you don't think? That's me basically yeah. No, I never said yes. I don't think getting spank is that crazy. It's just crazy, like if I'm turning around, spank me. Like you don't enjoy this. I feel like it's like this. Y'all don't like getting back scratch?

SPEAKER_01

There's do's, there's don'ts, and there's a grey area that y'all don't like getting back scratch?

SPEAKER_02

Hell yeah. It's nothing better than a nice back scratch.

SPEAKER_01

Dependiendo.

SPEAKER_02

I'm talking about having sex. No, no, that shit is fire, bro.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, yeah, man. Oh, shout out to Diddy. I can never get to that level. Now I feel like I ain't shit now. I feel like it took a shit.

SPEAKER_05

I also think money has a big play. When you have so much money, you could do whatever with it.

SPEAKER_01

Yes, sir.

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You start, people probably get in their head and they start experimenting.

SPEAKER_01

Bartella, you think that's because he does so much shit through how many years he been rich? 30 years, 20 years?

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His life.

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20 years of being rich. And he's been freaky every year, more and more and more. I think now he's at the ultimate level.

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Like, I think the worst show you could think of, I think he has done it.

SPEAKER_01

But can we be honest though?

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And I ain't bringing this up. I know, it's not a little drilling. I mean, I know. Because we saw the comments.

SPEAKER_01

Do you guys think that not all women? Because I do believe there was a lot of innocent women there. But a lot of the women that's trying to portray as innocent, they were actually having enjoying it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. Cassie, Cassie was enjoying it. That girl, 257 baby mother, Daphne, she was enjoying it.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, you saw what she posted? Defending, like she was saying, at that time I do it because I love him, but now I see how the evilness of it.

SPEAKER_05

She's trying to get money too.

SPEAKER_01

Nigga, you were you were getting dicked down by a couple niggas. Yeah. And you were getting bread on top of it. A lot of bread. A lot of bread.

SPEAKER_05

I didn't see. I didn't see the video.

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So I just won't be what could he?

SPEAKER_02

I led you. Yeah, okay.

SPEAKER_04

I feel like having that type of money that they have, you cannot just have one woman. You cannot just have one, bro. I mean if you're billion dollars low, it's A.

SPEAKER_01

But if you have a if you have a billion. If I have a billion dollars, oh wait, but you started with one that's low, you're like real shit.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You gonna change after you make a billion? Yeah, maybe I got a billion. Shout out to you, bro. Maybe I got a billion. I but I but you're not changed? You got a billion. But I can I'll be honest. I do I don't I don't blame men who have a billion and they like to have multiple wives. I don't blame that.

SPEAKER_04

Because if you can do it. You would stay with a girl with one girl if you got a billion? Okay, you're not saying you don't know be young. I think I will. But you think you would, you think you Yeah, just have a billion. Yeah, I'll give you a little bit of a big one. Bro, todos are iguales. Why you lying? Why y'all lying? Why you lying? Chris, what are you lying? With a billion, you say with you. To be honest, bro, hey, do you some more? Oh, billion, I give you a money. Oh, billion, I get my girl or nigga to.

SPEAKER_01

Well, you agree with this. I can tell you.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but you got money like that. I don't feel like woman approaches you how you how your girl is. I also think it's like yo, Diddy, why didn't you take out the trash? I agree. With a billion, you're not saying.

SPEAKER_05

I think you you put it like that, but let's say you she has a billion too. Yeah, Michael makes it say the girl has to has to bow to whatever you agree because you have a billion. No, you're making a thing like that. You can leave. No, that's what I'm saying. You can leave.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I said. That I agree that if the guy has a lot of girls, yeah, but he's honest about it, I don't have no problem with it.

SPEAKER_04

Well, that's what I mean. The part I'm being honest. The girl can leave me or the wife. No, you can't. Because I think they can get out.

SPEAKER_01

But they didn't meet when they were kids. No. They were both like Tommy was already him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, I get what you're saying. You're saying if they meet when they were broke.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, they were broke. Okay, LeBron and Savannah. We know that probably LeBron has dabble right. Come on, bro. Come on.

SPEAKER_02

You don't want to get a lawsuit, bro.

SPEAKER_04

Allegedly. Since 17, same box. But LeBron. The best play baseball. I'm the best NBA player after Jordan. It's Jordan than it's me. Or vice versa. Same box.

SPEAKER_02

No, that's his wife, but he can't talk about his wife like that.

SPEAKER_04

No, I'm not talking about his wife. I'm just talking about same box. I'll get my girl nigga. No, but I don't agree with that. I'll get my girl nigga too. I don't agree.

SPEAKER_01

Because if I was rich at 20, at 20, bridge, you would do a lot of shit.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know. You know all on basketball. But I know what you're doing, though. They have a girl never.

SPEAKER_04

You're betting on a nigga, right? What? If you got a billion, hit the lottery. Hit the lottery tomorrow. Billy. It depends. You got on Billy or Billy. More than it's a big thing. Oh, Billy. More than it's my yummy.

SPEAKER_05

Why can't I do that now?

SPEAKER_04

On heal belly. Oh, it's different, though. Okay, now you have to hide it. You have to hide it. Me and mommy will be so embarrassed, you know, of you, his family. It's gonna be so embarrassed of you. You say like But if you gotta be, you will not be embarrassed. No, yeah, mommy Toba. Michael Toba. It's family, yo. It's family, Chris, everybody. Like, we will not be that tight. You gotta be.

SPEAKER_05

But you think people don't do shit because they're worrying about what you're gonna think? No. It's because they don't want to.

SPEAKER_04

Broke broke people cannot be like cheated like that.

SPEAKER_05

But the broke people is that cheat the most? Yo, broke people cheat like they're rich.

SPEAKER_04

Bro, rich people cheat more.

SPEAKER_05

But I think with rich people, they get cold. No, they get cold quick.

SPEAKER_01

Can we be honest? They just pay the people. I think rich and poor rich, they cheat the same, to be honest. Because I feel like if you're poor and cheat, you will cheat when you're rich. No, that's what I'm trying to say.

SPEAKER_04

Everything changes will be.

SPEAKER_05

But that's what I'm trying to say.

SPEAKER_01

I remember when Paul the house. And I was saying that if I got money, I don't think I'm gonna change that much. Yes, I would probably have more things I will spend on. I'll probably get a Lambo and shit. But I don't think I will change that much. Me worth a billy. One woman?

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_01

But you cheat right now when you're broke.

SPEAKER_05

Exactly. So what makes it what's the difference?

SPEAKER_04

I got a billion.

SPEAKER_05

Michael, it the your your argument is.

SPEAKER_01

In your broke years. You have cheated. You told me you cheated with children. No, no, when you went like in bulletin. You told me you cheated so much. Sometimes you thought like, damn, am I really that nigga?

SPEAKER_04

And I didn't cheat him more because I didn't have more money. Nah, but that's okay.

SPEAKER_01

You didn't change.

SPEAKER_04

You see that you know when you get money, you're gonna see different men. You know that, right? Once you hit a belly, but yeah, but you're not gonna be you're not gonna be having little beings on Friday. No. You're dumb. You're gonna have to see people.

SPEAKER_05

I'm gonna have it in in a in another couple of years.

SPEAKER_04

You're gonna be chilling with Odell Becker, Taylor Swift, Ice Pice, no, I don't want to chill with Z Red.

SPEAKER_05

I don't wanna chill with those people. She's gonna be like, I'm not chilling with those people. Oh, you're gonna change your friends?

SPEAKER_01

He changes his friends too. What do you think about the Chris? Be honest.

SPEAKER_06

Yo, chilling.

SPEAKER_04

This will be. Tomorrow and Drectors and Keniko, like Pullop.

SPEAKER_02

And it's tomorrow. And yet.

SPEAKER_05

You don't want to be a real bigger.

SPEAKER_02

You said it down on Frankie's birthday like this.

SPEAKER_04

How long the party finished?

SPEAKER_05

It's a fake as fuck. He's fake as fuck. By the way, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Why y'all all do? I'm saying it. No. Chris, I'm not leaving though. I'm not leaving Chris. I'm not leaving. You said you're like my friends. We're gonna go. No, that's not what I asked you when you say yes. That's not what I asked.

SPEAKER_05

I said, will you change your friends once you have money? You say yes. Change is a good thing. I'm not still chilling. No, I said change. I'm gonna still chill with them.

SPEAKER_02

But I'm gonna make a gang thing.

SPEAKER_04

Why don't you give you an opinion if you're gonna stay the same for me? What would I need opinion?

SPEAKER_05

I'm not saying to stay the same.

SPEAKER_01

But we're not saying to stay the same. You don't change the same. What's gonna change? The spenses.

SPEAKER_05

The spenses. Like you're gonna have multiple houses, multiple cars, you're gonna travel, do you gonna have a freedom that you don't have to take?

SPEAKER_01

Right now, Chris my nigga. Chris Man, I'm gonna make a look. Yo, come to my crib and watch the game. If I'm in Billy, and Blue Luxui, and MSG. Yeah, I'm gonna run whoever. That's not why you said it.

SPEAKER_05

Let us look. Let us talk. That's not why you said it. Change your friends. Change it means one leaves, the other one comes in. You say yes.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, that's not what change means.

SPEAKER_05

Change your friends.

SPEAKER_02

You're talking about replacing friends. Yeah. He's not gonna replace friends. He's just gonna add more friends to you. He's changing his friends. No, that's not changing.

SPEAKER_05

Because when you change clothes, get to a sec.

SPEAKER_02

But the red thing I eat.

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_06

Chris invited me clothes. This is the difference.

SPEAKER_04

This is the difference of it. This is the difference of having a billion. Chris invited me. You don't do it. To the Super Bowl party. Okay. Yo, Marcos, next week we're doing the Super Bowl party. Papi dijo que vaya. Tolmundo wapa ya. Go. Alright, Chris, I'm a I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_02

Right?

SPEAKER_05

You're right. I won't be right. I won't be the same. I'm gonna be chillin' with my bunny.

SPEAKER_01

But I got a question. You will not tell my bonnie.

SPEAKER_04

Look, I'm looking at her. Because I'm looking at her. Like, like you're gonna learn Chris. You're gonna learn Chris Superbowl Bonnie.

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna ask the body for my buddy. But will you not ask my bonnie? Meo.

SPEAKER_04

I'll take two women. Two baddies. Two baddies. Everybody will do the same.

SPEAKER_05

Everybody will do the same, bro. No, I don't have a billion.

SPEAKER_01

That's one event. That's never gonna happen again. Josh is calling me right now on top. Hey, Josh! And they don't face it. Yo, hi, but it's a little sister. But I'm not gonna say that. Yo, cat. No, but okay, it's a border. You're gonna be there sitting down top. But I wouldn't beat you my friends. No, no, no. Hey, Potolo. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05

Somebody could give me a melee to see what happens. But don't we have a belly?

SPEAKER_02

A belly, a belly.

SPEAKER_04

He said a belly.

SPEAKER_05

A belly, a belly. I said, give me a belly, Pablo Gar.

SPEAKER_04

If you get a billing, Dollar, you man is having threasons. You having threased with mad men. He having threasons with mad girls. I'm not into that. The game smacking girls. Together, right? They smacking girls together with a big thing. But we really to smacking mad girls together, spitting out all of that. Yeah. Come back. And then you will, you know what you would do? You will come back, invite us to your house in New Jersey that costs 48 million dollars. And then you're gonna be, you know what you're gonna tell me? You think you fuck. You don't know what you don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_05

That's not me. The thing is, if I have money, I don't think about getting guys exhaust.

SPEAKER_04

Gosh, you don't deserve it. Yeah, you know what? That's about Barbie.

SPEAKER_01

Bro, bool.

SPEAKER_05

It's around girls.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. What why we why men everything. Why men came to her for?

SPEAKER_01

That's part of it. The reproduction. Every time we plan a trip. He didn't mention about what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04

Every time we plan a trip, every time we plan a trip, he always said, Hey, I'm gonna get the I'm gonna get the cars and all that. But do you have a mention? The most important thing Billy gotta get it wet. Billy gotta go inside something wet. And that's how people get in trouble.

SPEAKER_05

I can have a billion and stay the same. That's what I got. Hold on. Let me say this. If we go famous, if I could go famous, TMC right here. He's gonna be on TMC.

SPEAKER_04

Chilling with Michael Jordan's son. No, no. What are we doing with Joe with Michael Jordan's son? And nothing on that. Imagine imagine Johnson. I think I'm not gonna be.

SPEAKER_01

He's about to go fucking up. He's a man. He's a man.

SPEAKER_02

Biggest shit too.

SPEAKER_05

He's a man.

SPEAKER_02

Man, fucking like seven feet.

SPEAKER_05

No, but what I'm trying to say is you're gonna be on TMC that some bitches claiming shit from you. I know that. I know that.

SPEAKER_04

Chris is not going to his family Super Bowl party in Draco. Chris is dying. That's a fact. No, they can't get it. No, then it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_02

See, Aaron Joe.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, so if you have a belly, right? And your friends, your broke friends now, right? No, they're gonna break. Compared to the billions, friends.

SPEAKER_02

That's all relative. That's all relative. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_05

Let me finish my talk.

SPEAKER_02

It's different, Chris Brown calling me.

SPEAKER_05

When they call you, hold on. Let me talk. They call you. You'll be like, damn, my broke isn't calling me. That's how you're gonna call them.

SPEAKER_04

That's crazy. Yes, she is.

SPEAKER_02

You're changing the character. We're not gonna change our character. Yes, yeah, no, we're not. What?

SPEAKER_01

I'm gonna say it.

SPEAKER_04

My man stood my man stood a hundred down, nigga. You give me a couple couple hands in all of you.

SPEAKER_05

You chase with a new pair of sneakers that you get. I do.

SPEAKER_04

But yo, it just don't make sense that y'all getting a billion and y'all the same.

SPEAKER_05

We're not saying the same.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not saying you think me keeping with my friends is the same.

SPEAKER_04

It's not the same.

SPEAKER_01

Bro, you know what B s nigga is lying.

SPEAKER_04

Like, he will dip right now. But I'm gonna dip.

SPEAKER_02

He's not gonna be like, yo, I'm recording this uniform. Yeah, yeah. Okay, can I be honest with you?

SPEAKER_04

And Jalen Brunson called, you'll come celebrate with us. And can't cool. And it's a San Tempo. Well, he's going to Grecia, where he's going to old Santorini and all of that shit. He's not going to Santorini.

unknown

That's all.

SPEAKER_01

With my boys. Brunson in town, all of them calling you for the city. He's not on the point. Oh, I'm on the point.

SPEAKER_05

You change with our parents.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, Rick's on we work at two. Rich people just like you, but with money. I got it.

SPEAKER_04

No, no. I don't think so. I gotta record it. I gotta record. I gotta record Bronson, nigga. You put it the champagne! George, my nigga judge! I gotta record it. I ain't calling it a white boy. Yeah, man, yeah, man.

SPEAKER_05

Marcus, so when you order in that honey.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, the thousand dollar henny.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, by the way, y'all were talking about that shit. I was like, y'all really buying that shit? I don't know. I was like, nigga.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, let me ask you this. If you can relieve one day of your entire life, while they will pay. Wait, wait, relief? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

What does that mean by that?

SPEAKER_05

Relive. Like relive.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, oh, oh. La primera becayora.

SPEAKER_05

A date. He's talking about a date. Think about it.

SPEAKER_04

It could be that too.

SPEAKER_01

That first day when you broke your virginity is the most exciting day when you're like 16 or whatever the age you were.

SPEAKER_04

Not to me.

SPEAKER_01

There wasn't more. That was that would have won relief.

SPEAKER_04

No, I'm waiting for your answer. What's your answer?

SPEAKER_01

This is when we win the championship right now. You haven't been there. Just relieve that moment. We're gonna win. So that moment we're over.

SPEAKER_04

How about you?

SPEAKER_05

The first time I got to Mexico.

SPEAKER_00

That was a good one. Because I remember that shit was crazy.

SPEAKER_04

That was a good one. That's a good one. First vacation.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, first vacation.

SPEAKER_02

That first real house party. When you were like what age? 16? I was like 17. 16, 17.

SPEAKER_04

It's crazy. No, no, y'all say graduation. Fuck that graduation. High school.

SPEAKER_01

You know, I never pick up my diploma from college. Yeah. Never graduation. Never paid a diploma.

SPEAKER_05

That's in your system, no.

SPEAKER_04

I think I would relive. Relive. Yeah, but uh, but the thing is with mine is mad crazy because I will go to be like eight months. So I don't think I will still remove my. What do you mean eight months? You were eight months years old. Yeah, I would I would like to see my grandfather. Yeah, but if you relive that's what I'm saying. You're not gonna remember. That's what I'm saying. So I'll think I'll think I'll relive. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05

I wrote that. I wrote that. I was waiting for to copy one of our answers. No, not even. Like I was trying to say. Oh, when you bought your first car, when you Oh, I say go.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, I can be honest, for me.

SPEAKER_04

Oh, when I have my body.

SPEAKER_05

What?

SPEAKER_04

When I have my body, when I was skinnier.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I would like to go for one day to feel like that. When I was skinny.

unknown

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

I mean, that's a bad one.

SPEAKER_01

That's a bad one.

SPEAKER_05

Nah, me with my first vacation when I left the country.

SPEAKER_01

No, that when she sat up with a car. I mean, we all want World First Car. That's a crazy experience.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, that is, that is. Even though it goes away like in three days. When the bill comes, to be honest, you know, that's a touch. When you're picking everybody up, taking everybody up.

SPEAKER_05

No, but I'm not going to be able to get out. You remember he wanted to take us everywhere? I'll pick up. I'll pick you up.

SPEAKER_04

I still do that too, though. Like, look, you know. That goes away fast, fast, fast. But you know what?

SPEAKER_02

I never had that fire. Really? Never had that card. Oh, you always had a car. No, no, I'm saying I never had the fire because for me for me to go pick niggas up. That's why.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no, not picking up people.

SPEAKER_02

You know, I still have that. You know what's crazy? To this day, I still like to drive.

SPEAKER_04

I like to drive too.

SPEAKER_01

I don't mind picking you up.

SPEAKER_04

I think the best thing about driving is listening to music.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, the first time you listen to a song, it was like a chance to do it.

SPEAKER_02

That's what I felt about that first house party, bro. That's why I felt really fell in love with the Reggae.

SPEAKER_04

Yo, but let me ask you, let me ask you this. Craziest thing y'all know about one of your friends. And then don't be like, oh, he owes my money. Craziest thing, because he always gives me the thing I owe you. I know one of my friends that owes my money. Now don't always come with that. Craziest thing y'all know about one of your friends. I can go first. The craziest thing I know about one of my friends is he got his ass eaten before, right? By one of his exes. When they ate his ass, he loved it so much that his ex used to stay licking his ass, right? Like that was he will always ask that. Like while he was getting all the sex, he would be like, yo, but lick down there, please, again. And the shorty will lick down there, right? And yeah, we'll pass it a hookah. Nah. After that, he broke up with that girl, right?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And he be searching for that feeling again. It's so crazy. He has a baby mom's now. And the baby mom doesn't do it for him. And to me, it is so crazy that you like something, but you are afraid to say it.

SPEAKER_00

I agree with you.

SPEAKER_04

So if you are a girl, I'm not talking to his baby mom. To any girl, if your man likes getting his ass eaten, eat his ass. Don't be like my friend that is searching that, is searching for that for a long damn time. And that is the craziest shit I know about somebody. Like, he tells me, like, yo, I love and I don't get it. And it's not I do not get it. You know what is that you want that, and your baby mama's not doing it? He's gay?

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_01

But he likes his ass to be penetrated.

SPEAKER_05

No. Because the D-spy is there.

SPEAKER_04

No, not really. Like a low rim. If they did that to you, it was different. Like a rim. That's a rim guy. If they did that to you is different. Talking English, English.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, sorry, I apologize. If you lick the coochie, there's times that you lick down there that you see if it has a different flavor. That you am I disagreeing or not? I was like So you're telling me that friend that you got, yeah, he hasn't got penetrated. You 100% sure?

SPEAKER_04

So far, yeah. He likes getting his shit leaked.

SPEAKER_05

If you're a girl like me, if you don't want to do that, don't do it.

SPEAKER_02

I got a I got a crazy share from one of my friends. Okay. Okay, well. Nigga got 13 toes.

SPEAKER_04

So 10, he got two three extra.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, so two on one. Two extra one on one and one extra one on another.

SPEAKER_04

And nobody knows this.

SPEAKER_02

If you notice, you only notice when whenever this person is at the beach, he said, bonus of chunkarita. So his sneakers. No, they're regular sneakers, they're regular sneakers. I could not say this. Like down there.

SPEAKER_04

And why he doesn't cut them?

SPEAKER_01

Nigga, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_04

It's not you can cut a fucking finger.

SPEAKER_02

I work with this person too, right? One time. For a period of time. 13. Bro, seen person put on his sandals. I'm like, bro, what the fuck? Yo, bro, chill out, bro.

SPEAKER_04

Do you think it's really that crazy?

SPEAKER_02

That's not crazy.

SPEAKER_04

Nah. Nah.

SPEAKER_02

No, 13 toes is not crazy. That's not crazy for me to like.

SPEAKER_04

And I've seen people without one finger. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Fucking lie. Like a little titty, like a little titty.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I got three nipples.

SPEAKER_04

There's a human with a dick and a pussy at the same time. That's all there's some. Yeah, that's a hermapite. And there's someone with two dicks.

SPEAKER_02

Shout out to that nigga. Shout out. Yeah, because I said that I said a bad robot. I mean, whatever. Oh, that's a good question. Chris is asking the right questions. If he gets hard, both of them get hard at the same time. One of them gets hard and then the other one.

SPEAKER_04

I think so. You might alternate. You have one, you have two dicks, and only one of them get hard, the other would just be the looking. Take that shit off.

SPEAKER_05

Because one of them went to have babies.

SPEAKER_04

Take that shit off. I'm not doing nothing. I am not doing nothing with that piece down there. If you can add it to the other one to make it double, double. Yeah. Double Big Mac. But two two dicks is crazy. Nah, crazy shit. Can you be happy as a girl? I'm not a girl, nigga. I'm saying, like, like my man. My man got two dicks, nigga.

unknown

Nah.

SPEAKER_05

I don't think that's something that could be.

SPEAKER_01

It depends if if the okay.

SPEAKER_04

If I was a girl and my nigga got two dicks, I would flex the shit out of that shit.

SPEAKER_01

Then it don't worry about it.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So if you have two dicks, you gotta have four balls. Chris, I'll be right back. Yo, Chris is asking the right questions.

SPEAKER_04

Chris, you're asking the right questions to the wrong people. I do not know. Do you see the balls? Four balls is crazy.

SPEAKER_05

Honestly, if somebody has that the passion, you could be a guest. If somebody has that, you could be a guest.

SPEAKER_04

And I'm changing bouncing low.

SPEAKER_01

But I'll be crazy crazy. Four balls.

SPEAKER_04

Four balls is crazy. I'll get two cut off. Mendolo, wendalo. One of these not gonna get hot. I'll make sure. Yo, that guy that has two dicks, that's fine.

SPEAKER_01

No, but talk about real stories. Let's talk about real stories. Have you seen this girls that are born in one body? And one side marries a guy.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. I know who you're talking about. Bro, have you seen that?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I have. Do you guys don't think that's crazy?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

She gives she gives fuck. And the other girls are looking like the other herders.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, no, you're crazy. Stop. You haven't had kids.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, what's one thing?

unknown

That's not crazy.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, let me switch the subject. Yeah, please. What's one thing that you've noticed, like that you be like, there was something that happened in your hood, they'd be like, damn, I'm in the fucking hood. Alright.

SPEAKER_04

Um come on, I got so much shit. Margot's. Um, I was driving by Dykeman, and I saw the guy that these niggas love eating the chibi from that nigga. They love eating the chibi from that nigga. And I be telling them niggas, that nigga's nasty. I drove. I drove around around 2:07, like at 4 in the morning, and the guy was cleaning, like where he fries everything in the pump. Well, that's clean water.

SPEAKER_05

That is clean water.

SPEAKER_04

Okay, so.

SPEAKER_05

That's the same thing in the restaurants.

SPEAKER_04

The things from the pump. But you don't mean your city water, it's like if it's if they're eating the no no because they are you eating them. Yeah. If you see your chimney, your trimie guy cleaning utensils. I'm not gonna count.

SPEAKER_02

In the pump. That that's not that's not that bad.

SPEAKER_05

It's not that bad. The art is worse.

SPEAKER_01

Michael, you're right, though.

SPEAKER_02

The art is worse. What about you guys?

SPEAKER_01

Oh, um, so you seen this video, this guy uh in Instagram, got 100k views, 100k followers. He is in my block. So he records everything that happens in the block. Okay, there was a video of a Mexican in notao in droga. Just screaming like mad, racist shit. Okay. And I feel like, and then he fall and he was bleeding, and he just left on the floor for the whole night. Yeah, that's good. And I feel like that was ghetto.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, because it's up on his hood.

SPEAKER_01

No, that shit wasn't up. That's it was really my blocks.

SPEAKER_05

Um, there used to be a casino in one of the apartments. God damn.

SPEAKER_04

There's a casino. You got a whole MGM Grand on there? Yeah. Caesar's Palace.

SPEAKER_03

We got a casino.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, this building.

SPEAKER_02

Allegedly. Yeah. Craziest thing I've seen that I'm like, yo. Well, not craziest, but like one of those moments that hit me like, yo, I'm really in the hood. People were playing 2K outside and betting on 2K. Like they were, they had a whole TV outside, everybody smoking weed, setting nutcrackers. That was you, right? Yeah. That was you. Playing, yeah. Yeah, down the block. I know a nigga. I'm like, yo, bro, I'm really in the hood, bro. I know a nigga. They have a whole 2K tournament outside.

SPEAKER_04

I know a nigga that live inside a Honda Pilot with three dogs and his wife. You seen the nigga every day. You saw him before you left. Yeah, I saw it. Washing cars, right? Yeah, I think. He lives inside that van with his wife and three dogs. Three dogs. Three dog male Dalmatians. Oh, the big and a big TV with Netflix. I think I live. Inside a Honda pilot. I can't ask for anything better, honestly. Yeah. Yeah, he's living life. That's crazy. I could have said that one, right? Yeah. I don't know. I live inside a Honda Pilot. With three dogs.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, you said that one and two. I said mad Cordy. It's mad ghetto.

SPEAKER_04

Shit, I seen. I seen I seen two dykes fight for a girl.

SPEAKER_02

Is that ghetto? For a girl, that's kind of ghetto. That's a child.

SPEAKER_04

Like two dykes fight for a girl. I seen a dike fight, cried in the train because a girl left her. If I hear people talking, I'm you the music. I'll be like this. Right away. And the gym, too.

SPEAKER_05

You don't think that would be true?

SPEAKER_04

If I see people talking shit, then the gym will be like this.

SPEAKER_05

What? Hold on. Let me see if you're honest. I want I'm I want everybody to answer for themselves.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Do you consider yourself a chimoso? Go crazy.

SPEAKER_02

Yes. What's the true definition of chimoso? The light to know.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_02

Light to know unspoken news. Uh-huh. There you go. I think I got it right.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Right. According to that definition, yes.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

How about you, Malcolm, if I got light to gossip, yes.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, you like, yeah, you're a chimoso.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, yes. And I like it a lot. I like it a lot. I like knowing people's business. I like knowing who's the person that took shit. I like knowing who steals. I like having one thing to put in my pocket. Siempre. Just in case they took shit one day, I just bring that out. And he and they leave don't crazy. Like, how you know that about myself? I like that.

SPEAKER_05

How about you?

SPEAKER_00

Do you do you like to have gossips or spread gossips?

SPEAKER_04

Oh, like if I like spreading gossip, no, I don't like spreading gossip. You like holding the gossip? I like how it's knowing. Just get knowledge. Just in case you fucked up.

SPEAKER_05

I have a nothing. I have a follow-up. That's why. I have a follow-up question. What about you?

SPEAKER_01

I love hearing gossip. I love gossip. Especially hearing them talk. I love it. All right.

SPEAKER_05

Okay, I don't hold on. Let me let me go ahead. Do you spread gossip? Do you say some other gossip? No.

SPEAKER_04

Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_05

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

But there's a no, it's a line. All the gossip. Don't spread gossip, bro. The gossip, I only say here, though.

SPEAKER_05

That's what I'm saying. Hear us.

SPEAKER_04

But that's gossip.

SPEAKER_05

You telling people that you didn't know.

SPEAKER_02

So my definition, spreading gossip is like you you sit in one setting, yo, you know this about this person. Then you want to do that. And then you go to the next person. No, that's not a space.

SPEAKER_05

No, spreading. No, that's that's spreading gossip. That's starting to be a good thing. Yeah. But look, if they say not, you just telling one person, you spreading it. Because you don't know what that person, you don't invite going high and go and say somebody else.

SPEAKER_04

I think it's crazy if you hear gossip and not spread it to one person at least. I think it's just like I think you should die. Like if you learn something, if you learn something so crazy, how can you just keep it to yourself? How? My mom gotta know somebody gotta know nigga. And let's show you. Just so I gotta tell somebody.

SPEAKER_05

Yo, Michael's so crazy he cannot hold shit that you can.

SPEAKER_04

I do hold. I do hold.

SPEAKER_05

So you know, you know I do hold.

SPEAKER_04

You you let's a lot. I hold I hold crazy shit.

SPEAKER_05

But things that you that you think.

SPEAKER_04

And I let niggas clap me and say mad shit. Yeah, pause. I let niggas, yo, you know what what hurts? You know what hurts when somebody is talking mad shit to you and you gotta gossip about them that if you say it, you will destroy their life. But you gotta be a real nigga.

SPEAKER_02

And hold it down.

SPEAKER_04

And hold it. And that nigga's killing. He's killing that. In the group chat. Not in person. Telling you mad shit. Fuck out of here. You fat. And all of this. And everybody around you laughing. All his shit. And you just hold me like a real nigga. Niggas like me, like that. Deserve like a nigga.

SPEAKER_05

But the thing is, the reason you hold it, the reason you hold it is not because of the person. No, hold on. It's not because of the person coming at you is the person that told you.

SPEAKER_04

No, it's not. It's because a little bit of that, but it's more because I am gonna destroy his life. And it's not worth it. And it's not worth it. And then it's not worth it. Because all he did was call me fat. Do you know what I'm trying to say? But you know what gets me mad? It's not that he called me fat. He called you the right day. Everybody's laughing. Okay, can we say this too? Okay, why everybody's laughing? My boy, I'm boily. Like Do you have an example? Do you have an example recently? But um, what was what do you have a do you have a phone like me? Hell yeah. Have you ever been in that situation of like, like, if I let this go?

SPEAKER_05

You like, you're lo de hop?

SPEAKER_04

Oh, you have you have let it go.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. I'd be like, shut the fuck up because this and this.

SPEAKER_04

This this and this and that.

SPEAKER_05

Have you done that? You always do that? Oh shit. No, not always. Depending on the person, if I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, that's fire.

SPEAKER_05

Because if you don't know me, you're coming at me and I know my shit about you.

SPEAKER_00

You hold it, right? No. Oh, hold on, the cheatment.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, you hold it. You hold it. Hold the chimney. Even if you could destroy the nigga's life, you you hold it, right?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah, 100%. Yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_04

Well, I think we need trophies. How about you? How about you, Chris?

SPEAKER_02

You hold it? You know I gotta short feel.

SPEAKER_01

But I never felt, but I never feel like you say it right away.

SPEAKER_05

Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_02

You know I gotta short feel it. But I don't think you will do that either, though. I don't I wouldn't I wouldn't do that, but I do gotta say.

SPEAKER_05

I think it depends on the person that it is. Because let's say una persona you heard about it, una persona that you're not cool with, and they and you get into an argument with them, you might say it.

SPEAKER_01

You know what problem is? If you say it, they will know that that teammate came from one specific person. And then not only you're fucking that person's life, but you also barely the person that told you that you're not gonna be.

SPEAKER_05

No, if I have multiple sources that told me, then I don't give a fuck.

SPEAKER_02

I want to make a public announcement. When I'm drunk and I'm talking to you, just know everything I just told you is a lie.

SPEAKER_05

Yo, you know what I hate making plans. Just know everything is a lie. I hate making plans when I'm drunk.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, because you can say I say you know, can't you? Why the fuck when I'm drunk, I be thinking I got unlimited money. Yeah, you done that nigga. Hey, Bronze and his family. Because his brother told one of my niggas that I'm gonna give you a bracelet. Yo, bracelet, yeah. When niggas be drunk, don't make the drink later. Yo, what is it that when you got when you drunk, you gonna limit money? Like you pay a hundred dollars for five piece wings.

SPEAKER_01

You right, you know what? Yeah, we went to Bahamas.

SPEAKER_02

The Bahamas. I was about to spend it. How much was it? $100 on a box of peach, and I told this nigga, fuck out of here. I was drunk as shit.

SPEAKER_04

Yo, then should I liquor do Islam? It's amazing.

SPEAKER_05

Do you have do yeah the next day be like, why the fuck I did that? What's something you haven't did that?

SPEAKER_04

Todo can you gonna put out? Oh, it says because of the look and you're gonna put out. I wake up next day and what the credit card statements. I'm worried. I'm worse because I lie and I be thinking like they not, they're not gonna, they're not, they're gonna say no. I be telling girls like, let's move to Miami tomorrow. Like, I be saying shit like that. I already got the Lambo. I got the Lambo.

SPEAKER_01

I had both vacations when I'm I want to ask a question, y'all three. What was the craziest lie? Oh, not lie, oh, I don't get to see it. You did drunk, and then you like the next day. Damn.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, I gave my little niece a hundred dollars because she danced. That's it, bro. That hundred dollars hurt. That time, that time. That's your bro. What about you? Like the next day you will come. So much, bro. Bro, I gave this, I gave this. All she did was a little whack ass move.

SPEAKER_04

I kissed Toto. I kissed Umbagare. I kissed an ugly girl. Like, I got a record. That's the one that I'm gonna. Well, you know what? Something since you I'm gonna tell you something. Since you're turning 30 soon, there's something about 30s now.

SPEAKER_02

Don't say it too loud.

SPEAKER_04

There's something about 30s now. I don't know if I don't know if you're a 30-year-old, you feel like this, but there's something about turning 30. Now even ugly bitches make me horny.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_04

Like before before? Ugly bitches.

SPEAKER_05

But I thought because you're getting older, you'll be more picky.

SPEAKER_04

Yo, now I don't think. Chris, I'll be telling, oh, I'll be telling Kelo. I got three weeks telling Kilo the same shit. I've been telling Kelo every day, yo, Kelo, I want a fat, ugly bitch. Where like those bitches that they hair don't grow and they have the little ponytail right here. I want one like this.

unknown

Fat.

SPEAKER_04

Sloppy. With the brown neck. You know that neck? That no matter if diabetes neck. No, no, that neck that even if you like, yeah, go crazy washing it, it stays black. I'm gonna post this clip with her ass, with a humongous ass, and tattoos on the ass. But you don't know what a tattoo means. Because it's too big, just green. Her ass is green. Green with the tattoo. It's green on fat like that.

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I know girls.

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And her to tell me, come kill this right now.

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I know girl like that.

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I have that inside of me. I don't know if y'all too do, but I don't want to die without killing. I'ma send you her Instagram or 300 pounds. I'ma send you her Instagram with a with a with an earring, like right here and one right here, and a tongue ring. And I haven't get that. I haven't got that. I need a black one and a white one, straight fat, diabetes, black skin, elbows ashy, they legs black, extra black. No, you know those black girls that they skin is extra black around that area. They gotta have a pimentation like that. She gotta hold it for me to put it in. Like, damn. I need that. You know, I couldn't die without that. So let me ask you like, have you have that? I haven't. I haven't you haven't had something like that?

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No, gracias a Dios. You don't want to be a big one.

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I think Michael Life is not about life is not about it. Bad ex only. Life is not about bad exactly.

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Oh, wait, wait. I just don't like that. That's the head of get wet type shit.

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Michael, that means you haven't had sex in a while.

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No, yeah, exactly.

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I killed recently. Oh. I was gonna call you out too. I killed and I felt the bad that day. I felt like the bad. I told keto too. Yo, keto talk. But when you you're getting into your 30s, you're gonna start getting horny at anything. At anything.

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I see a leaf fall from the tree, I get horny. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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You lying, man. You lying. You think it's all we just walking? You lying, you lying. I get horny at anything, but not like that. That shit was crazy to me.

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Like you see how a car just passed by, just a regular flat ass get me horny, nigga.

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I didn't throw it. I didn't know it was possible. Flat ass nigga get me now. Oh flat ass? Oh, flat ass nigga, flat, flat. You can say a flat ass nigga. Oh flat ass. Oh, flat ass get me.

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When Chris will be Chris walk down the aisle, you look at Chris's ass like that.

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The older you get. Stop saying that. The older you get, the easier the.

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Do you think as a man, as a man, you see how like when a woman passes by, you look at their ass?

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Before I used to be like nothing, I used to now I look at all of them. Okay, hold on.

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Do you think when you walk by, people look at your ass?

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Nah. If they do, they're gonna be very disappointed. Disappointed. Very disappointed.

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Do you think you have a fat ass?

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I do.

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We are fat.

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No, a fat ass.

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I'm cakey. Okay. I'm gonna say no. It's a hobby of sleep. I'm cakey. It's crazy.

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No, yeah, no, man. That has like one of those VBL's bodies, but like in men, can take a unculaso.

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All them niggas will be DM made me crazy.

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I got mad niggas, DM.

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Yo, I went to a wedding not too long ago, and like the person, who's the person that like does like the the waiter. No, like, no, he wasn't the waiter. He was like El Moso, the host. No, no, like the host of the wedding. What's that called? Whatever, the host of the wedding. Bro, bro, me and my brothers having a conversation, and the dude passed by with the crazy BBO. My brother was like, You call that shit crazy. I looked. I couldn't stop laughing for like three hours. I call that nigga had a crazy BBL.

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You think it would be crazy, like one of your friends get a BBO and they're not gay?

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Yeah, I'll be definitely crazy. That'll be crazy.

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You would judge? I don't know what it is. Yes, we will. I don't know what it is. Serious shit. Because of the podcast. See, I don't get gay niggas to give me y'all. Yes. Like my phone is flooded, bro. Yes. Yeah, right. And what they say. I'll give you my phone right now.

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What they say though? What's the line?

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No, they they they they hard my my phone. That's what they hard your pictures. They're trying to see.

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Do you like bike? Sorry. If you do you like the common back? No, I'm asking.

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What would you think?

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Few DMs, Chris. Read a few.

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You fire Papa. Hello. Wait, let me see the name of that. Who's that? Don't say the name. No, I just want to see the name. Let me see.

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He he lets him look. So hold on. The gay guys that we DMing you at the same time.

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Oh my god.

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He DM you too.

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That one DM you too? No, no. They want both of you.

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They all look the same.

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Yeah, they all look the same, right?

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No, but my Christian sprain was uh like the my trip. St. Thomas.

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This one is thirsty, look.

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Oh no, he definitely won it.

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Yeah, he look, look.

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What he's saying, Chris? Like mad emojis.

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There's a lot of emojis.

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All that is.

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Nah, but the Christian sprain was the guy that told my girl.

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Oh, in Bahamas.

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Yeah, no, in St. Thomas. Like straight up like that.

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I don't know what it is. Hey, to you gay guys. I'm not gonna. Shout out to y'all though.

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Like they're cool.

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I'm not gay.

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But I'm not gay though.

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I'm not gay though.

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Crisp. Crisp! You know what it is, I'd be in chat though.

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Hey, I think. That's it. For the right above.

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Michael, you think, Michael, you think the gay guys don't approach Chris? They do approach it. They do approaches in super? No, Chris. I say you think it's cause he's flat? Like he got no ass.

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The thing is that the niggas that like Chris, they like the hood? They hood. They hood. You see that video? Oh, black papy Dominican.

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They're talking crazy right now.

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And your Facebook, you got Latino? Or what you put? What you put? American or you put Latino. Latino. I feel like if you pull Latino and your buyer, you're looking for the U gay.

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No, because you're Latino.

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You're Latino, Latino gang. I put the DR flag.

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Yeah.

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That's it. But what would I put? Latino. Latino X.

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No, what would I put Latino? What's your description in Instagram?

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Stay dangerous. That's it. I don't even know what my shit was in. Oh, no, hold the whole CEO. Sorry to disappoint.

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I got nothing. I'm nothing.

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Stay dangerous.

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Let's see what Chris got.

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Chris and Hyme my suttins. I got the Instagram.

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I could put that. I can put that. I can pull that. Chris don't even got Instagram.

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He probably got no Instagram.

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Yeah, I haven't posted it.

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Still not a regular person. Now you're going to post tomorrow.

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I am going to post tomorrow. Friday in the when he's drinking.

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Yeah, Friday. You're going to post Friday, too. I'm not going to post on Friday. Yes, you will. Every one, yes. You go to post on Friday.

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I'm not going to post on Friday. I'm not drinking on Friday. I work on Saturday.

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Oh.

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When have you care?

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Well.

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When have you care? You have never care, Chris.

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You have never cared. You have never cared about that. Specifically.

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Nah, because last last weekend I drank on a Friday. You're saying all the weekends before. So we finished the podcast. Yeah, it was. Saturday was kind of hell for me.

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Before we finish the podcast, what a gay nigga had to do to get you.

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We're waiting. Shout out to the New York Knicks for making it to the NJ Finals.

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For the Knicks before we end up. Yeah, no, no, no. Go, go. What do you think? What do you think? What do you think the Knicks? So, okay, next for the finals. Yes. First of all, congratulations to the New York.

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To the New York Knicks.

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Shout out to Brunson. Shout out to Car Towns. Does my bride? That's my thing is. My key. The key play is OG Anonobi. And I'm going to tell you why. If OG Anonobi comes tomorrow, play the greatest defense of his life, and we won.

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And we win.

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And we win. Second game, I don't think we're going to expect. I think OG Anonobi has to play one game and then the next one game, then not one game, then one game, then not one game. I don't think his knee is going to hold hamstring. It's hamstring. It's not going to hold him.

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But this is the reason why we got Michael Bridges. Okay. And that's, I believe, why we have been so successful in the players.

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Michael Bridges dropped 40. The finals when he played with Devin Booker. No, he dropped 40 something on the Spurs. This season.

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Was 40 or 30 something? I think it was 42 points he dropped. If I'm not mistaken. But let's give credit, Marcos. Please do. Michael Bridges.

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Yeah, he has played great defense. He has his mid-range. His mid-range is crazy. My boy is on fire. But we also got to give Big Shaman. Landley Shaman. Yo, you know the reason. Love my bright job.

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But you know what why we're winning crazy? It's because typically you have a starting five, right? And typically in the NBA, one or two players are not going to be scores. It's going to be defenders. In any starting five. And when the bench comes in, typically, in all the other teams, they are support to either maintain your lead or get a little bit better. That's what a typical NBA team. My nigga, this Knicks team, all five are cooking.

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I think this is the year.

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And they're in the bench. All cooking. All of them are cooking. Even Mitchell Robinson. Which, if you see the numbers, he's not playing that good. Even him.

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I think we're winning. I think we're winning. I think it's our year. I think it's New York year. And I don't care if we don't win in the next 20. We gotta win this. Can I be honest?

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Y'all predictions now. New York Knicks will win the NBA Finals. Okay. The New York Yankees will win the MLB World Series. And the New York Giants will win the Super Bowl.

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That's Chris, by the way.

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Yeah. Um, before we go, how many games do you think the Knicks are gonna go?

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For respect of the Spurs and their history. The gentleman's week. Five games? Five games. I don't know.

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I'm not gonna answer. But I think it's gonna be five. I'm gonna say it like this. If we win that first two games, we sweeping though. If we lose the first game, it's gonna go to seven games. If we lose the first one. That's what I'm gonna say.

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The way that I see it, if we win one game on a row.

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This right now, like right now, either those two games, yeah. Either three games.

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Either this one or Friday, we are getting them a sweep. We are between five to six games. If we lose the first two games, I still gonna rock with my Knicks. But it's gonna be time of fail. Tamo fail.

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If we lose the first two, well, obviously we're gonna win.

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No, because typically it depends how you lose two. Because if you lose two games, but you lose like like Atlanta, like by one point. I will still rock with it. But if they beat us by 15, the first game we don't win.

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The crazy shit is that we was losing by 30 almost with cleaver, right? We came back and sweeped them niggas.

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But yeah. But but but that's the reason that the argument about um rest and rust. People don't think, bro, the year the yesiguga is a lot of days, but we have resting out. Yeah, we are healthy. But you play ball nigga. When you haven't played in a minute, these guys are professionals, they gotta don't worry, they're gonna lock in. Do you know what my key is gonna be? I have to see if our bench is still gonna be as confident. So typically in the regular season, if you watch the Knicks, everything is run by Brunson. So that's why Brunson's a good player.

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They changed it for two to town now.

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But the if you watch the games, they only did that on the first series and the second. On the third series with Cavs, he couldn't do that. Because the big man, which uh Moli was guarding that inner pass. But what happened? Michael Bridges and OG went to work and Bronson with it. Went to work. So this is where I'm like, okay, if who's gonna guard Cap? It's pick your poison, pick your poison. Pick your poison. But I just want to see Mikel Bridges, Josh Hart to be as confident as they've been the whole playoff. Do not defer to Jalen Bronson because Jalen Brunson's gonna get his.

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Yeah. Oh no, I think I think Bronson is gonna have an incredible series.

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I think he's gonna have an incredible series. I think he's the opposite one. No, I think he's gonna have to be stupid.

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I think I think he's gonna have a hard time scoring. I don't think so. Okay, Marcos I I get what you're seeing. Three points, if his three point is on, he's gonna score by three.

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Going down, just to give you some stats. Jalen Brunson, that's the reason they beat the Spurs, is one of the best drop coverage scores. I mean, if you do a pick and he drive, he's used that pick, his percentage of that pull-up is crazy. The reason I'm saying that is remember, this is not a one-on-one game. No, it's a team game.

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But you don't think they're practicing, you don't think they have coaches going like this, trying to trying to block his shots?

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But I get what he's saying. But remember, we used to see the same thing with the Hawks.

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I went by Dyson Daniels.

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That's it. Dyson Daniels was the same reason. Hard defending, he won't be able to score. In the Philly series, era El Grande, ¿cómo se llama? El Pahong.

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Jared Allen. Jared Allen. No, no. Um Le Pahon and Jordan Bead.

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No, no, no, no. The Philly. Andre Jarman. Sorry five. Kelly Ober.

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Kelly Uber.

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Kelly Uber. Kelly O is one of the top defenders. We know that. Solo comyo. Solo comieron. Cleveland.

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Yeah, but Wemby is different.

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Yeah, but Wemby's not guarding him. Wemby's not guarding. Wemby's not guarding Jalen Brunson.

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I know, but they gotta keep either way, though. It don't matter. He gotta guard Kat outside. Yeah.

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And a three-pointer. Write this down. You know what they're gonna try? They're gonna put Wemby to guard Josh. And they're gonna live and die by Josh Hastrick. That's so. Remember, the first game with Cleveland. Who's gonna guard Kat? They're gonna put um um Chamaki though. Which Castle Post. Champagne? Um no, no, the other nigga. Who? Vasil? Vasil. Vasil? Yo. That's the game plan. If that's the game plan, but Cat cannot put Cat for 50. No, but Cat cannot go to the post because Wemby's gonna help defense. Not if he's guarding hard. I don't think nobody's gonna go to the post.

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But that's what I'm saying. Remember. Oh, let's Wemby's at the three point.

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The reason the Cleveland game, we were losing by 20. Let me see if you guys remember. Because Josh wasn't hitting the shots.

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The first game.

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The first game. When they sat down Josh and Shama came in, whoop, metimotero.

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Yeah.

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So it all depends. That's what I said.

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If Josh Charles is hitting his three threes, we are gem of sweet. If Champagny or Vassal was the one guarding Cat, put him for 50. I'll put that part in. Put the part in. I don't think you're gonna do it.

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If if that's the game plan. We win with Kat makes 15-17 with 13 rebounds, 7 6.

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This won't be a good series. This won't be a good series, but a week out of them.

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I don't even want to give it to him. There's a hell of a team, bro. I never said they're not. I don't think they have is the bench. Yeah. I don't think they have a bench. Damn then Harper. But they don't have a crazy bench.

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Yo, Knicks playing tomorrow. Knicks is in the finals. New York is about to be stupid. The World Cup is starting June 11. So traffic is gonna be insane in New York with the Knicks in the final and the World Cup in New York and in New Jersey.

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And the Yankees.

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And the Yankees. But Yankees are in the play not in the playoffs, though. No, but like I'm talking about everybody. Everybody. New York is gonna be horrendous. Traffic is gonna be out of this world. And all the moms and pops, restaurants, delis, and business are gonna make money. Cab drivers, truck drivers are gonna make money in the next few weeks. I have a PSA to say to every man out there. Nowadays, they want a bad boy to get them pregnant, to then have a good man to be their stepfather. This is how it is nowadays. So to all the men out there, just focus on your money, drinking your water, and the gym. Because no matter what, we probably gonna be stepfathers. At the end of the day. That's all the baddies want. A bad boy to get them pregnant, and a good man to be their stepfather. This is how we disappoint podcast. See y'all next episode. Hopefully, the Knicks be up by one next time we recall, by two or by three. By two, by two. See y'all next episode. You heard?

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