THE MOST DESPERATE THING YOU’VE EVER DONE FOR LOVE 😂💔|EP 168

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done for love? 😂💔

In this episode of SORRY2DISAPPOINT, we admit the most desperate things we’ve ever done for love, settle the debate on whether couples should shower together, and ask the question nobody wants to answer… how many of your exes would actually come to your funeral? 💀

We also get into whether you’d rather spend one full year in jail or every weekend for a year, the worst punishments our parents ever gave us, which celebrities we secretly have beef with (especially the athletes ruining our parlays 😭), and whether you’d take $1,000 a day if it came with a catch.

And yes… we finally say what everyone’s been thinking about matcha. ☕😂

Topics in this episode:

* 💔 The most desperate thing you’ve done for love
* 🎭 Celebrities we have beef with
* 🏀 The athletes that keep ruining our parlays
* 🚿 Do couples really shower together?
* 💰 Would you take $1,000 a day?
* 😳 The worst punishment your parents ever gave you
* 🚔 One year in jail vs. every weekend for a year
* 🍸 Bartender: face or body?
* 💀 Which ex would actually come to your funeral?
* ☕ Is matcha actually overrated?

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Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

What's the most desperate thing y'all have done for love?

SPEAKER_01 0:05

I walked in a snowstorm to get this girl teddy bear one time.

SPEAKER_03 0:09

I think you still you said that shit.

SPEAKER_01 0:10

But I felt like that was super desperate. Like in a snowstorm. Or you desperate to get her back, or do you remember that? That was during the time like there was an era where the big teddy bears was like a thing. Like the the big shits. And there was one store that was open. And I actually I walked it from like 170 to like 161.

SPEAKER_03 0:34

Just for that.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

Just for that. Mind you, snowstorm, nigga. You're never gonna be teddy bear. I mean, that's very desperate.

SPEAKER_00 0:40

Honestly, I never done nothing desperate.

SPEAKER_03 0:42

I mean desperate, desperate. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:45

Yeah, I never I never done nothing desperate.

SPEAKER_02 0:46

I mean, you saw me do magic.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

Bro, you you were desperate to get a nut off. I'm not saying I'm William Levy.

SPEAKER_03 0:59

Oh, like relationship shit. You wrote like a letter.

SPEAKER_02 1:03

Oh, yeah, my first girl, I wrote a letter. I wrote a letter, too. Yeah, that was corny as shit. But what's beautiful though?

SPEAKER_00 1:10

I had somebody read me a poem in class.

SPEAKER_02 1:13

Oh, that's nice. High school?

SPEAKER_00 1:16

Yeah. But I was like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:18

Okay, let's let's make this because I know where Michael's gonna go. Y'all didn't do the one if you don't come back with me, I'm gonna take my life.

SPEAKER_00 1:25

No, that's controlling.

SPEAKER_03 1:27

That is desperate though. But I did cry on the phone. Roses are red, violets are blue. I cried, I cried too.

SPEAKER_00 1:33

On the phone, like take me back, please.

SPEAKER_03 1:36

Yo, that shit. I was like, I was saying it to you. I cried, I cried in the phone, and I call her the next day, like, uh, are you gonna take me back?

SPEAKER_00 1:46

Like that's the whole that's that's that's yeah, yeah, like yeah, there's something that y'all was like, I should have never done this for this. Yeah, I think that's what we talked about.

SPEAKER_02 1:54

Yeah, I think the average is like breaking out with her ex, and then if a week passed by, you try to like like get her Instagram or call her. I think that's my most embarrassing moments. Not being through with my context, so yeah. You know what I'm famous for?

SPEAKER_00 2:11

Are you famous? I didn't know you were famous.

SPEAKER_01 2:14

I make any girl that I'm talking to, I don't make them, but I try to convince them to sing for me. They always do.

SPEAKER_03 2:21

Okay. You got a song that you told them like that one.

SPEAKER_01 2:26

You sing you sing this song for me. And you sing it for me.

SPEAKER_03 2:29

So now let me ask you otherwise. What's the most desperate thing a person have done for y'all love?

SPEAKER_00 2:34

Oh, I said mine. Somebody read me a letter and I even dubbed him after that.

SPEAKER_03 2:38

Oh, that was the most crazy thing?

SPEAKER_00 2:40

Come on, that has to be something crazy.

SPEAKER_03 2:41

Let me see what nigga came here. That's crazy. That nigga came here.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

Who?

SPEAKER_03 2:48

I had a girl show up in my crib, too.

SPEAKER_00 2:50

Oh, yeah. I had somebody came here, and then I told my mom, do not open the door, kick him out.

SPEAKER_02 2:55

Yeah. There's a cow. She fakes their pregnancy.

SPEAKER_00 2:59

Oh, okay. Fake? Oh, yeah, I think you said the story.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

No, I seen that some nigga in my job. They did that to her? Yeah, and the nigga was dead crying for like three days.

SPEAKER_00 3:08

That's a wait, is that the girl that you said that later on she got a kid and named them Jaime?

SPEAKER_02 3:13

No, that's a different one. Damn. Oh, I forgot about that girl. Yeah. Yeah, shout out to her though. The fake pregnancy. No way family.

SPEAKER_03 3:20

No, no, ain't it? The fake the fake pregnancy, too. That that's a good one. No, but that one. That's one.

SPEAKER_02 3:25

And I was gassing with that shit.

SPEAKER_04 3:29

That spread through that.

SPEAKER_02 3:30

Nah, cause we I bro, I didn't nothing happen. Like, you know when when you don't want to be a big one.

SPEAKER_00 3:35

When your other girlfriend found out you had another girlfriend, you probably did something to get her to forgive you.

SPEAKER_03 3:40

Nah, nah, nah, nah. All I did was like, are you gonna forgive me with yes or no?

SPEAKER_00 3:44

You don't fucking lie.

SPEAKER_03 3:45

I told her I'm gonna take you, and I'm not gonna take her.

SPEAKER_00 3:48

Oh, you decided. You picked me up.

SPEAKER_03 3:49

Yeah, I thought no, I say I'll pick you.

SPEAKER_00 3:50

Yo, Michael thought he was so violent.

SPEAKER_03 3:53

I'll pick you. So if you can forgive me, I'ma just go with the other one. But I'll pick her. And then I'm ahead. Yeah, with that one. But then you check it out. I left the other one.

SPEAKER_00 4:02

I have a question for the listener. Hold on. I have a question for the listener. Do you think I should sign up, Marco, for Love is Blind? Please let us know. No, you don't. Love is Blind is you don't know.

SPEAKER_02 4:16

If it's the nigga's a hot.

SPEAKER_00 4:17

No, no. It's every typical.

SPEAKER_02 4:21

You know the Love Island? But you're friends. Wait, wait, Charlotte. I think you can be good at that.

SPEAKER_00 4:26

No, Love is Blind is when you go in cubicles and you speak through a wall, you don't see the person. You don't know what they look like. And then you when you you gotta ask her to marry you for y'all don't meet. But y'all don't get married right away. Yeah me, right? Then if if y'all like each other, sometimes you know people fake and they go on a trip to Mexico, free vacation. And then there they record you to see if you're compatible, but you make your decision at the altar. So you say yes or no. So I want to sign up, Marco to Love is blind. Let us know if you think I should do that.

SPEAKER_03 4:56

I think you look good at that at that game. But hello. What's something desperate that they have done for you? Sorry, some girl came to my house, too. What? Back do for you? Yeah, back for my love back. She knocked the she knocked the appointment. Who opened the door? You no more.

SPEAKER_01 5:11

And you was like, Yeah, I'm in my room playing Xbox, and my mom was like, I get that key.

SPEAKER_03 5:17

I'm like, and she came to talk to what was the conversation? Y'all went to the stairs? Y'all stood in the room?

SPEAKER_01 5:23

We went to my living room. And she was trying to convince me to like go back out with her and shit, and then to go to the street.

SPEAKER_03 5:29

But what you what she did that you was like, I don't want to be with you.

SPEAKER_01 5:32

Caught a talk. Oh, talk to somebody. No, not just one nigga, a bunch of niggas. Oh, yeah, that's dubbed that.

SPEAKER_00 5:38

She was for the streets.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

Yeah, it was for the streets. I'm like, what the fuck? What am I doing? What am I wasting time for?

SPEAKER_02 5:42

So we can argue that you have the biggest tick with all your friends. Because she came back to you.

SPEAKER_01 5:46

Yeah. Out of all the so for all the first of Christmas. And my mom did it right now. I'm like, yo, shit.

SPEAKER_03 5:57

Shut the fuck up. Did it your mom was on her side? Your mom was on her side.

SPEAKER_01 6:02

You know, a man's pride is not gonna tell him, like, especially when you're linked.

SPEAKER_03 6:06

Mommy, you're linked on. Was you hurt? Of course I was hurt. One of my exes wanted me to get back with her when I had a girlfriend. And she came, she was like, yo, we should meet up. She came in her parents' car and I went downstairs to talk to her.

SPEAKER_05 6:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 6:23

And her breast stink cold. I'm like, how you come? How you come? Trying to talk. How you come? Trying to talk to me into leaving my girl to get back with you or your breast thing. But hold on, but as soon as I got in the car, she was like, Where do you want me to drive so we could talk? Right there, those words was like To the dentist. Boom, boom, boom, boom.

SPEAKER_02 6:49

No, but I think the craziest they done to Margos was breaking his shoes.

SPEAKER_03 6:52

Oh yeah, they broke my Alessandra McCoy.

SPEAKER_02 6:54

That has to be up there, man.

SPEAKER_03 6:56

That's not crazy. Love you, you're gonna be my. That's material, though. That's not I don't feel like that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 7:02

So it's like the CN Nah.

SPEAKER_00 7:03

I think people that do that is corny.

SPEAKER_03 7:05

Yeah. So I never had a girl break your property. Like let me think about it. I got people, I got people, somebody, somebody broke a window of my car. Got Alexander McQueen's. Oh somebody hit me in the car. Like a girl punched me in the car. That's it. That's what I got. No, two different girls.

SPEAKER_01 7:26

You gotta tell. No, no girls done any crazy shit like that to me. Nothing breaking your proaking a shirt or something.

SPEAKER_00 7:35

I feel like that's too much. Like if you would have somebody that's right. I think that most of it happened is like. No. I'm like, nigga, though. Break what you pay for.

SPEAKER_02 7:48

Because if a woman breaks her shoes, if a girl breaks my window. You're not gonna call the car. You're not gonna call the car.

SPEAKER_00 7:53

But if you if a man You think if if I break my boyfriend's Xbox, he'll be tight?

SPEAKER_02 7:57

OD. Oh D, nigga. He will probably be tight.

SPEAKER_00 8:00

You know what? I pranked my boyfriend when I I bought him this his Xbox, right? And then I told him, like, after a year, like, oh, I had to return it because it was a rental. He was like, you're not getting your money back then. Fuck that shit.

SPEAKER_02 8:14

That is crazy.

SPEAKER_00 8:15

Y'all rental.

SPEAKER_03 8:16

That's hilarious. He's the middle fucking like Spider-Man game. Let me ask you. If I'm dating a girl and she breaks my windows and she got a cartoon, can I break her windows?

SPEAKER_00 8:27

Yeah, we you could call us, we go with you.

SPEAKER_03 8:28

Yeah, I think I get it. But I don't think I will get locked up. Yeah, you're not. No, 100%.

SPEAKER_01 8:32

You're right. It has to be a decision that you because the nine times out of ten, the girl's gonna call the cops. The man will not be. You don't just yell. This is why girls are gonna be like, you know what?

SPEAKER_00 8:43

You could send somebody that don't look like you. How they gonna how are they gonna know it was you? You could say I was home. You got your your you could show proof that you have something about the cops.

SPEAKER_02 8:51

If they want you, they can get you.

SPEAKER_00 8:53

No, but if you had proof of you was somewhere else, why would they say it was you? Well, you can get a hitman. Yeah, like like it.

SPEAKER_01 9:01

Not to her, like a hitman is something else. You know the hitman is the the Puerto Rican bum.

SPEAKER_03 9:15

I think I will buy a track suit, put my new track suit, rent one of the city bikes, pass by her car, hit her with a penot, boom, and just keep going. I don't think I will get caught. And you 100% caught.

SPEAKER_00 9:28

But I feel like doing that is corny. Like, I will not do that.

SPEAKER_03 9:31

In a lime green session, you say that so easy. Like, I feel like you should not do that. If they break your car, I'm calling the cops. You know what I'm gonna do? Tell her the feeling about the cops. So much.

SPEAKER_00 9:42

What I'm trying to say is, like, somebody do it to me, I'm not gonna go and do it to them. I'm gonna call the cops.

SPEAKER_02 9:50

You say that now. Yo ya mundial catalytic.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

And you keep the canon.

SPEAKER_03 10:08

The girl will try to get back with hyper so hyper can help or pay that shit back. The girl calling hyper, like, yo, you know what's crazy? I know we're not good, but they stole my cat my catalytic. My catalytic computer. Like, I don't mean you don't talk and stuff like that, but like you the only person that I can help me with that. I've been looking at it without not knowing that it was hype.

SPEAKER_00 10:35

I have a question. If your girl hits you up and asks you for money and don't tell you what it is for, will you still send it without asking what is it for? My current girlfriend?

SPEAKER_03 10:42

You gotta tell me.

SPEAKER_01 10:44

You gotta tell me.

SPEAKER_03 10:45

My current girlfriend, yeah. My current what she wants. My current wife, you gotta tell me.

SPEAKER_00 10:49

You gotta know what is it for? Yeah. How about you, Jaime? Depending on the amount.

SPEAKER_01 10:54

Claro.

SPEAKER_00 10:54

If it passes $60. No, yeah. For what? I'm gonna test that out.

SPEAKER_03 11:02

I'm so broke. 100%. I'm so broke that if a girl be like, yo, send me 40 for what? I don't give a fuck. Don't you pull it? Don't you pull it? Send me 25 for one. I do want to my mom. I need to know. I need to know.

SPEAKER_02 11:22

To make this game more fun, what is the amount that you would have to ask?

SPEAKER_03 11:26

I just said my 25. Anything over five. 500? So she gave you five five hundred.

SPEAKER_00 11:34

What if it what if what if she has your credit card and she and she uses it? Would you be mad if she uses my card? Why don't you have it here? Like if she used your credit card, would you be mad?

SPEAKER_03 11:44

So my girlfriend will be out of the way. If I gave you my credit card for you to go.

SPEAKER_00 11:47

No, like if I have it there, you give it to me a long time ago for emergency, just in case. But I start.

SPEAKER_01 11:53

Max it out. It's a foda. Bro, what? You imagine they can max it out $50,000 in support.

SPEAKER_03 12:00

Bitch, we don't even go out. Yo, my mom said.

SPEAKER_02 12:06

I wasn't about to say it. My stepfather X did that to him.

SPEAKER_03 12:10

Max his shit out?

SPEAKER_02 12:11

70K. And he never knew. So Ratipa got a credit record with about his. Well, his social? Yeah, date, because they were married.

SPEAKER_00 12:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 12:21

And he woke his life. Because he, you know, he doesn't know shit about that. When he got married, my mom asked him, let me, okay, this is my credit score. Let me see your credit score. 70k and okay, JP Morgan. That was for the support. He looked what I mean. But you know he can report that.

SPEAKER_00 12:39

No, that reported that happened.

SPEAKER_02 12:41

And illegal shit happened.

SPEAKER_00 12:42

Oh, he he reported. Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_02 12:44

But still, there was a part that he still had to like press it away. The point of the argument was how disappointed he was.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

Yeah, that's that's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 12:52

But if somebody that you love, take your car and just max out her mom's house. Just call the cops. No, that's legal.

SPEAKER_00 13:02

Yeah, you could call a bank. They will go and get her.

SPEAKER_02 13:05

But I'll be honest with you, like, let's say if we I'm living with her and she's spending, I was saying $100 on Sephora. You're looking at Sephora. I'm not gonna make a big or rinse. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:17

How about you, Chris?

SPEAKER_02 13:18

Will you no $100? I know Chris is not gonna go crazy.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

Yeah, not for $100. But I see that.

SPEAKER_00 13:22

You wouldn't even question it. You didn't want to buy something.

SPEAKER_01 13:24

I'll question it though. Why are you gonna ask me? Anything for two four chairs. Why are you spending money on ocean? What the fuck is that? I don't got that 91 right now, Jim. I don't got that shit. He got you there though.

SPEAKER_03 13:39

Yo, I ain't think we just hear lying. No, we not. $20. I need to know for what? I don't give a fuck. Rich.

SPEAKER_00 13:48

If I write in that in our group chat, I'll be like, can y'all each send me $50? And I don't tell y'all why. Chris didn't.

SPEAKER_03 13:53

Chris didn't kind of send it. I didn't even ask. Remember when you got yourself it? No, but how much was it? Forgot. I saw that message. I saw that message. I was like, by the way. Yeah, he did send this. I called though and he done picked up. And then he rolled the chat. I'm just a real nigga. He said that without even asking. I'm like, Yo no, yeah, but I'm not sure. I remember that. You just did it too power. I'm a honey, nigga. Yo, I got real nigga.

SPEAKER_02 14:36

Can I ask you a question? Well, you did that. And I said it without asking. Find a way. What was it?

SPEAKER_01 14:42

No, bro, because you don't see it called me three times. Yo, you good? Somebody's trying to kill you. You I did too low.

SPEAKER_02 14:50

I did too low. That's funny, though. No, but you know why I said it? Because I was one of my peppies.

SPEAKER_00 14:55

You know, you also was like, Chris, I know everybody.

SPEAKER_03 14:57

No, like, no, because I imagine. Damn, but he never act. You know he talks every three moons. No, you know, one of my three.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

No, every three half a moon. I'm gonna tell you something about that group chat. I'm gonna stop writing it. I'm I'm gonna get out that group chat. Why? Because you get attacked. Okay, okay, poke. You get attacked. I say anything. One little thing. Nobody responds. Look at the thing. Three days later. No, fuck the music shit. This nigga would say, whatever. He would say some shit. I seen some bitch titties today. These niggas will have a conversation. And you too have a conversation for three days straight. But you ask him about Roller Wave. Fuck ya. Nah, but you ask about Roller Wave.

SPEAKER_03 15:36

No, Wave. I wasn't gonna write random shit. I was you before. Remember when I used to write and be like, suck my dick. Three hours later. I bathed them two. Three hours later. My shit be four days later.

SPEAKER_01 15:50

You supposed to write something. LeBron Safety. Nobody said nothing. Nobody said nothing. I wrote something about future. Nobody said nothing. This nigga said the dumbest shit. So he loves it.

SPEAKER_03 16:13

Can you tell him I was him before? Yeah, remember they used to be like, I don't know if y'all noticed.

SPEAKER_01 16:19

I don't care if y'all noticed or not. That nigga's been talking and I don't respond. I don't even I look at it on purpose and don't say, wait, shit. This podcast me for four years.

SPEAKER_02 16:27

Chris. Two months.

SPEAKER_03 16:35

But you remember when he wanted us to talk? He wanted us to talk when they were in Mexico arguing because we wanted to do the what? The Peloton shit. Remember they was giving a bite? And we was arguing. He was OD arguing. Oh, yeah, yeah. For the Peloton shit. The bike that they were gonna give him. You don't even remember that shit. The bike for the shit too. I don't think we should do it.

SPEAKER_05 16:56

We're not gonna use that.

SPEAKER_03 16:57

That's how he sounds when he was in Mexico. Well, we try to do the dick nigga. I don't think we should do it. That's the thing. When Harvest has a voice now, he's drunk. You talk like this on vacation. I don't think we should do it. Because you fucking lying. Because you lose your voice.

SPEAKER_02 17:14

Yo, you do though.

SPEAKER_03 17:15

Yo, by the way, I'm I wanna say this though. I wanna say this. Happy birthday to Chris Father. You heard? I also want to say to Christian, I envy your birthday too, nigga. I did not know. I'm gonna just tell you from now that having a band for your birthday is fire is the best gift. It's the best gift.

SPEAKER_01 17:55

Somebody can give you. Oh, that was a gift to your father? Yeah. Yeah, me, me and my me and my brothers and my friends. No!

SPEAKER_03 18:02

It was a great though.

SPEAKER_01 18:03

It was a great fire.

SPEAKER_03 18:04

I'm putting every week a hundred dollars. Cause I'm making them niggas play for me. Just me and them here. In the pocket? Just then, no, just then and me.

SPEAKER_00 18:18

You imagine a life like that?

SPEAKER_03 18:21

First, when I got there, you know, I was feeling a little vibe, you know. I'm on my weekend. You got that late. Yeah, I was a little, I was trying to. Well, you're weak. That shit was fire.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

That shit was so fire. Yeah. Everybody was hitting me up, like, why go to DR? We can bring DR to you. I got a question. Is that banned? Was it like a professional band or just people? No.

SPEAKER_02 18:42

I saw the video and I'm like, oh, wait, that's fire.

SPEAKER_00 18:45

They go to like clubs and shit like that.

SPEAKER_02 18:48

I don't know their names.

SPEAKER_03 18:49

But they were really good, though. I wasn't listening to video. I'm like, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_00 18:56

And they play every single thing. Like, it's not like just size. It's like everything.

SPEAKER_03 19:02

I told them everything. There's something that y'all don't know about me. I'm stupid with Omega. That's like one of my favorite artists ever. And I told one of them niggas, yo, play Omega.

SPEAKER_04 19:15

When the niggas started playing Omega, I was like.

SPEAKER_03 19:17

Play like four songs in a row. I was like, he didn't strip off, nigga. I was like, you have it. Fuck mariachis, nigga. Do not bring me mariachi. Pay the thousand, nigga. And it was three hours.

SPEAKER_01 19:39

But they still own it. They said for like four hours, bro.

SPEAKER_00 19:45

No, yeah, yeah, they were drinking, smoking hookah.

SPEAKER_01 19:47

When he brought the hookah, I called him. Yeah. When we brought the hookah, they played like another hour and a half. Just smoke the hookah and they kept playing and shit. We had them for three hours. How much of the left? Like around two in the morning.

SPEAKER_00 20:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:00

That's fine.

SPEAKER_00 20:01

It's like they they like go, I feel like I like them because they go based off um vibes. So they were like, they saw it code, okay. We were all like dancing, having fun. So they were having fun too. So they were like enjoying, like, playing and all the time.

SPEAKER_03 20:13

I also wanted to say a really good price. Chris's father dad died talked to me like eight times. We couldn't hear nothing. Still don't know what he said to me.

SPEAKER_00 20:28

I couldn't hear nothing. Chris was trying to talk to me. Everybody's trying to whisper me something. I couldn't hear shit.

SPEAKER_02 20:32

Yo, your father is one of the best drunkers. Yo, and you know what's funny?

SPEAKER_00 20:36

He made it through the whole night.

SPEAKER_02 20:38

He did? Yeah, he made it through the whole night. Wait, wait. I know he usually be he be knocked out. Yeah, ask the question. The Roberto made it the whole night. No.

SPEAKER_00 20:44

Yeah, he did. He made it to the day because he made it to the end.

SPEAKER_01 20:46

He made it to the end. He made it to him, Roberto.

SPEAKER_00 20:50

Michael, Michael had to catch him at one point. So he didn't make it. Yeah, he did. At the end, they already had left.

SPEAKER_01 20:55

The typical already left. So he did definitely.

SPEAKER_03 20:58

It was three in the morning. It was three in the morning. And there's three in the morning, Chris is mine, because I'm leaving. I should have just I didn't know what time it was. I'm sorry. I should have just just caught it.

SPEAKER_00 21:09

Yeah, what kind of time Chris be getting when he lit? He don't want nobody to leave. He wants a hookah on.

SPEAKER_02 21:15

Yeah, like so. If you go to a Chris party, right?

SPEAKER_00 21:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:21

Yours know it's five in the morning outside.

SPEAKER_04 21:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:23

If he has tank top, every time if you will take it, they're getting tank tops. It's like five.

SPEAKER_01 21:29

That's why I'm chill. I was chilling. I was chilling outside. You didn't walk up with tank top? Okay.

SPEAKER_03 21:33

That shit. Shout out to Chris' father. That shit was.

SPEAKER_01 21:36

I was gonna call you, but you know never fucking pick up my phone calls.

SPEAKER_03 21:39

No! I was about to go. I was outside. This is the lit. I'm gonna tell you this. The problem of the podcast I never got money. He never picked up his phone. You never talk. Man, but I'm tender. I use everything. Everything.

SPEAKER_00 21:56

I do.

SPEAKER_03 21:57

Let me ask you something. She was about to watch you.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

I said go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 22:02

These are the the problems of the pocket. Let me ask you something. Who you think out of us three listens the most? Listen the most.

SPEAKER_02 22:12

We don't listen. All none of those three listen.

SPEAKER_00 22:14

No, yeah. Chris is the least.

SPEAKER_02 22:16

What?

SPEAKER_00 22:17

He's the least.

SPEAKER_03 22:18

My goal is gonna be me. I forget the most. I think. No, I'm talking about listen.

SPEAKER_01 22:23

I listen the most.

SPEAKER_00 22:24

No, you don't listen because you forget. If you listen, you're not gonna forget. I think it will answer. Yeah. If you listen, if you if we're having a conversation and you're understanding, you're not gonna forget the conversation we had an hour ago. Chris forgets. That's what we forgot about.

SPEAKER_01 22:36

I forgot what I just ate before I came over here. So if he's on listening.

SPEAKER_00 22:39

No, you didn't.

SPEAKER_01 22:39

I thought you was gonna save me.

SPEAKER_00 22:41

No, Chris is at least. The most that listen is Hymen.

SPEAKER_03 22:44

And I don't listen. Hyman listened.

SPEAKER_00 22:46

But when we took on the chat. Are you talking about the chat?

SPEAKER_03 22:50

Tell me, but we took on the chat. Tell me. None of us. No, we bought a camera thing. Right now. He bought it. I bought him. I bought a minute. Because he bought it. He forgot we bought the light. Because we haven't recorded again for.

SPEAKER_00 23:03

Wait, you asking your question, I'm trying to fix. You asked it in the chat? Like when we chatting in the chat or in person, like real life.

SPEAKER_03 23:09

Not in real life.

SPEAKER_00 23:10

Oh, real life.

SPEAKER_03 23:11

Um none of us listens. Who listens the most?

SPEAKER_00 23:15

I think it's you. Yeah. I think it was.

SPEAKER_03 23:17

I thought you was gonna say that I was the least.

SPEAKER_00 23:19

The least is in in real life, is is um hymen.

SPEAKER_01 23:23

It is hymen. Yeah. Okay. You don't listen, you don't listen. He don't listen. You know what he does? He likes to. This is this this motherfucker sneaky. He likes to screenshot, screen record, and record you. When let's just say I'm I'm cooked like super drunk. Oh, yeah. I'm not gonna remember what I fuck what I'm about to do right now. This motherfucker go right here. And then the next day he be like, Yo, big dog. You remember this? But then he's like, But I listen. So he be he I ain't gonna lie, this niggas he be black man in people.

SPEAKER_03 24:03

I'm gonna call the top. I do. That's one of my black man. Me letting you know that I know something about you is but one of my favorite things in the world.

SPEAKER_02 24:11

The reason I say he doesn't listen is because when we have arguments about anything that podcasts, whatever, he repeats the same thing.

SPEAKER_03 24:18

And I'll be right. I just told you niggas is bitch ass niggas. Why did I say that? And the conclusion. What was the conclusion? Yes. What was the conclusion? No, I don't talk about the biggest. But we all remind remind us. Remind us, remind us.

SPEAKER_00 24:32

Yeah, we did agree.

SPEAKER_03 24:33

And the first topic we have before the podcast, we agree that niggas is bitch ass niggas. But no, I was about to say that. And then the second topic of the podcast before the podcast, yeah, we do agree that big niggas is bitch ass niggas.

SPEAKER_00 24:45

We were all agreeing, though. We never disagree.

SPEAKER_02 24:47

But what I was about to argue was about the the first one. No, no, no, about the money about to spend uh what we're gonna spend. Okay. We already had this argument before.

SPEAKER_00 24:55

Yeah, we have spoken about it. Remember about this?

SPEAKER_02 24:57

So, based on that experience this morning with you, okay, I will put you in a category that you don't listen to. Do you think I listen? I don't listen. Do you think I listen?

SPEAKER_00 25:06

I do listen.

SPEAKER_01 25:07

You think she listens? No.

SPEAKER_00 25:08

You think she listened to you? When I when I don't listen, she listens. I listen. She's always man.

SPEAKER_01 25:12

She listens. The bartender be like, you if you walk with the bartender, like you walk, like let's say all four of us is walking, and you see a person walking towards you, you know. What would you do? You move so that you know you guys can you know walking. She crashed to me.

SPEAKER_00 25:27

Yeah, yeah, because I'm walking, so move.

SPEAKER_03 25:30

Because I'm walking, so you move. There's the way she listened. There's the way she listened. She's listening to you, just waiting for the part about her. She'd be like this. No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. She did not listen. Not the motion. She just waited because she just be there. What's the point about me? What's the point about me? Because you're not going to be able to do it. Because I need to answer.

SPEAKER_00 25:54

You don't listen. It's true. I will and I will stop.

SPEAKER_02 25:57

Okay, then who is easier admitting that is he's wrong?

SPEAKER_03 26:00

Oh I think I'm the best one. I'm the nigga that admit the most. I I'll put money on. Because you're always wrong. I just said, what did I just say at the beginning? What did I say that you at the beginning? What did I say at the beginning?

SPEAKER_00 26:15

You said earlier that you're always right, but no, you always wrong. That's why you are making it.

SPEAKER_03 26:20

No, I'm always right, but when I'm wrong, I said I'm wrong.

SPEAKER_00 26:24

Who's the least person to say that wrong?

SPEAKER_01 26:28

Point one, two, three. No, it's not me. I'm I'll I held I hold myself accountable. No, you don't, Chris. Chris, Chris. Yes, I do. Chris, Chris. Give me one example. Just one. Chris. Can you give me one example?

SPEAKER_03 26:42

I don't do this one. I don't do this.

SPEAKER_01 26:43

Can you just give me one example?

SPEAKER_00 26:44

I said a few pockets ago.

SPEAKER_03 26:46

Do you agree this is him?

SPEAKER_00 26:47

Yeah, I agree it's him.

SPEAKER_03 26:48

Do you agree with him? It's at least I disagree. Okay. I disagree. It's okay. Yeah, I can't. Okay, it's a disagreement.

SPEAKER_02 26:58

If you admit that you're wrong right now, you're probably winning that. Yeah. Admit that you're wrong right now. Admit that I'm wrong about what? That you're the one that meets the list.

SPEAKER_01 27:06

The least.

SPEAKER_05 27:06

You can even admit right now that you've been wrong.

SPEAKER_01 27:09

Admit that you were wrong in that scenario. I would admit that I'm traumatized by my upgrim, by my upbringing. So I I that's what I knew when I grew up, just fighting.

SPEAKER_00 27:19

Well, when I talk about being wrong, it's about stuff.

SPEAKER_01 27:21

Davidson did that to me.

SPEAKER_00 27:22

It's about it's about stuff that we have said on the podcast, and then later on it's not true. And you don't admit it.

SPEAKER_03 27:31

How many times? How many times in your brain, how many times I have stopped you from fighting?

SPEAKER_01 27:36

Only once.

SPEAKER_03 27:39

No, twice.

SPEAKER_01 27:40

Stop subiendo.

SPEAKER_03 27:41

No, only twice.

SPEAKER_01 27:44

Only two times.

SPEAKER_03 27:44

Three times. How many times do you think have you have stopped him from fighting? But what does he have?

SPEAKER_00 27:53

My answer is unrelevant.

SPEAKER_01 27:55

But hold up, but what does that have to do with the question?

SPEAKER_00 27:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

Yeah, it doesn't have to do that.

SPEAKER_00 28:01

Well, it doesn't mean if he's fighting, he's wrong.

SPEAKER_01 28:03

No, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 28:04

And we what I'm talking about is they say we're.

SPEAKER_02 28:07

We said something in the podcast, right? Right. And we were incorrect. Uh typically, like the next day you come and be like, then I was wrong, my bad.

SPEAKER_00 28:14

I remember he said somebody is.

SPEAKER_03 28:16

I think out of all those fights, I think you don't say that. I think out of all those fights, there's like one that you like. But I never fought. Yeah, because we stopped you. Those times I never fought. You are like amazing to me in so many ways. Cause you Chris is the nigga that I know. If we gotta fight, Chris is gonna fight. You get it, right?

SPEAKER_02 28:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 28:45

But then Chris is also the nigga that I don't know. Like if we already fuck up the nigga, Chris is gonna keep hitting the nigga. Oh, you think he will stop? This is the topic in my conversation. Who is the friend that you scare to fight around him?

SPEAKER_02 28:58

Oh, you feel like you're gonna be too wild?

SPEAKER_03 29:00

Yeah, it's Chris. I think me. You are my friend. You are the friend that I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 29:05

Nah, I think it's Jaime.

SPEAKER_03 29:06

I think it's me.

SPEAKER_00 29:07

Because I think Chris Chris will not pull out pull out stuff. Jaime will fight shit.

SPEAKER_03 29:12

No, I think I have no control.

SPEAKER_00 29:17

Yes. Yes, I think so. You think so, though? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:21

I think Chris will still like do trompa. You are like a shame. His brain is not gonna go to like find something. His brain's gonna be like, I'm gonna fight.

SPEAKER_02 29:28

If it's all about like life and death, yeah. I think yeah, I'm the mousse one.

SPEAKER_00 29:33

Yeah, I think so too.

unknown 29:35

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:36

I don't wanna pay a concrete. No, you know what Chris doesn't admit that he's wrong? That he thinks he can fuck up everybody in the world. Yeah, he said it wrong.

SPEAKER_01 29:45

Johnson. Oh, wait, yo, my brother had a a great question. I wanted to bring it to the podcast. Shout out to my brother Roberto. The what was UFC. So, you know the women UFC, of course. There was a champion. I forgot who, but I forget her name. I'm sorry. But he he showed me a picture of her. You're like, yo, you think you can fuck her up? Any of them. I I was like, I'll fuck. Any of them. Any of them. What about you? That's crazy. What about you? If it's the factor that I imagine, yeah, the case. No, she was small. She's small. She's small.

SPEAKER_00 30:21

It's the one that won. She just she might have to be.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

There's some ladies. Yeah, there was some ladies. Nah, nigga, there's some lady that will fuck you up. From the UFC?

SPEAKER_03 30:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:32

But you're not a professional fighter. I'm a man. I know you're stronger.

SPEAKER_03 30:39

No, bro. Is it Amanda? If it's that one.

SPEAKER_00 30:48

Yeah, I think it is her. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

Bro, now you're not winning, bro. I swear to God, you're not winning. Now, if you do a little training.

SPEAKER_03 30:54

They don't let them fight men.

SPEAKER_02 30:55

If you do a little training. No, no, no. They don't let them fight training men. It is not a man. Men that trains.

SPEAKER_03 31:01

Who don't train to be a fighter? The worst fight in the UFC will beat the shit out of her championship. You know what?

SPEAKER_00 31:08

Yeah, you know what was moving. Do you agree with that?

SPEAKER_03 31:10

The worst fight in the UFC will beat the shit out of the best fighter. Yeah, but the worst fight in the UFC is already a fight.

SPEAKER_00 31:17

It's a professional.

SPEAKER_03 31:23

Kayla Harrison. My name is Mongo Zalexander. No, no, yeah, Kayla Harrison. I will take you three rounds, one minute. Any day. Her right here. Any day. Her right here. Oh, yeah. Her right here. Washing her. You're not watching her?

SPEAKER_01 31:39

I I think I would.

SPEAKER_02 31:41

Wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_00 31:41

You beat me. Hold on.

SPEAKER_03 31:42

You beating this bitch.

SPEAKER_02 31:43

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 31:44

Hold on. Hold on.

SPEAKER_00 31:46

Yeah. So this was my argument with them because Chris said that he Your boyfriend will beat that girl? No. No. No. And you know what I'm saying? Maybe you could hear her, but you know they're they're not only trained to fight, they're also trained to a wanta. So once you do this, her endurance, it's te va callable. Because once you can breathe, she's fucking you up.

SPEAKER_02 32:07

The one you said?

SPEAKER_03 32:08

Yeah, no, that one, that one. Kayla Harrison. Kyla? Kayla.

SPEAKER_00 32:11

Kaylia.

SPEAKER_03 32:12

Kaylia. Kayla. Kayla Harrison. Me and Chris. We jumping you. Me and Chris. It's one-on-one. Me and Chris. Yo, Marcos D day.

SPEAKER_01 32:24

Six months. Yo, look, six months between me.

SPEAKER_00 32:29

And not training. Kayla Chris said.

SPEAKER_03 32:32

Kayla Harrison. Hi. My name is Marcos Alexander. I'm 5'8, 240. You're not 240. 241. I am not fighting you. I am not fighting you. Boy, Chris. I got my money in Chris. Nah. And if you want.

SPEAKER_00 32:54

We can tie one on his boot.

SPEAKER_03 32:56

He will fight you with one arm. And I got my money on him. Kayla Harrison. I got my money on Kayla. Look, you got her, right? Hold on. Tell me on.

SPEAKER_00 33:08

You got her.

SPEAKER_03 33:09

Wear one arm. He will smoke your shit.

SPEAKER_00 33:12

You think, and I asked, you think we had this conversation here before? Yeah, I think you could fuck out um Kevin Hart. Come on.

SPEAKER_02 33:19

It's a voice level. Come on, bro.

SPEAKER_00 33:22

Kevin? Kevin Hart.

SPEAKER_02 33:24

Kevin, Kevin.

SPEAKER_00 33:25

Kevin.

SPEAKER_02 33:28

Kevin Hart. 55, I think. Kevin Hart!

SPEAKER_00 33:31

No, but you say yes or no? Yes. Kevin Hart. You fuck Kevin Hart? Yeah?

SPEAKER_01 33:38

I don't think I would. I don't think I wouldn't. What about her? Carla Esperanta. Carla Esperanza.

SPEAKER_03 33:41

Oh my God.

SPEAKER_01 33:42

So show her. You think uh she's in the UFC.

SPEAKER_00 33:46

Yeah, but I'm talking about the top fighters.

SPEAKER_01 33:48

She's a fighter.

SPEAKER_00 33:49

I'm talking about the top fighters. No. No, we're talking about Kelly Harrison. We're talking about the one.

SPEAKER_03 33:58

The only one that I'm Rhonda Rousey. Will you fight for money? But she lost. Will you fight for money? No. So if there's a podcaster that I need you to beat up. We need you to beat her.

SPEAKER_01 34:12

I don't need money. Look me. This is me. Me personally, this is my mindset. I think I have a fighter's chance with anybody. Except obviously a professional fighter. Yeah. A boxer, mixed martial artist. Yeah, I got that. He gets on a men. Okay. Any woman. But every after that, I have a fighter's chance. Yeah, because women, it's true, though. Women are typically.

SPEAKER_02 34:37

I got a fighter's chance, bro. Women typically just gotta find out. But the thing is, but she's a professional professional.

SPEAKER_00 34:42

It's the endurance. Because you could be there for a while. It's a Nick. So once you're out of breath, she's still going. Bro, tell me. And y'all forget about that.

SPEAKER_02 34:51

We saw Kitaka Sablanka. Fuck. What's the name of the thing?

SPEAKER_00 34:57

Um Moreno Moreno.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

Kisa is a bigger man. Yeah. Bigger, right? Bigger arms. But they didn't train.

SPEAKER_01 35:06

But that's exactly what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 35:08

Yeah, you don't have to train.

SPEAKER_01 35:09

You guys are not fighters. Obviously, if we're gonna fight one of these people, no, say they don't say mess about to train and fight.

SPEAKER_00 35:18

But that's not the question. The question if you fight her like right now. Right now, right now, like you see her, she'll be like, what's up? And she be like, what's up? Right now, right now, right here. Right here, right here.

SPEAKER_01 35:30

Right here, right here.

SPEAKER_00 35:34

She don't need no that.

SPEAKER_01 35:35

She will fuck you up.

SPEAKER_02 35:37

Yo, you know what I'm surprised? You said I don't want to go, Chris. You said I don't listen. Chat, you said I don't listen. This is the proof right here. It's Chris, Chris.

SPEAKER_03 35:52

Oh, Roberta said that same thing?

SPEAKER_00 35:53

Yeah, he agrees with me. Yeah, crazy, bro.

SPEAKER_03 35:56

Let me ask you this to change the topic. Um that's a that's a fun topic. Yo, so Roberto. How many of your exes will ya think will come to your funeral? Not one. None. Not one. Not even one. How many of your exes will come to your funeral? None. Not one. Will y'all like any of your exes to go to your funeral?

SPEAKER_02 36:15

Not really.

SPEAKER_03 36:17

Yeah, so y'all don't have a cool ex that will go to your funeral. No, no. No?

SPEAKER_02 36:20

We be so distant that it's like a random person.

SPEAKER_03 36:23

I think like one will go. I think I got one that will go. You don't got one that will not even go mess around? No. You either? Well, you be married for like zero 11. You hype? Like a mess around?

SPEAKER_02 36:40

Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 36:45

You know, you know, in the funerals, that's when they find out if you were cheating or not. Yeah, that's when you find a mess.

SPEAKER_02 36:50

You know when my grandfather passed away, he he he was a family. And we were at like 300 people in the funeral. And we were just looking like.

SPEAKER_04 37:05

Let me ask you something.

SPEAKER_03 37:06

Do y'all care if your girl knows that ya was the nigga before her? Do you care about that? Like that she knows that information. Like before me, my boyfriend used to get a lot of women.

SPEAKER_00 37:21

I think a girl that thinks your boyfriend doesn't have a pack is delusional.

SPEAKER_03 37:25

Not a past. I'm talking about like two Jaime and no, no, to Chris and Jaime, like do they care that they the woman know that before them, they used to get a lot of girls. Do y'all care about them?

SPEAKER_02 37:35

So number one, I didn't get a lot of girls.

SPEAKER_03 37:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 37:38

Number two is I don't like it because I usually don't like to talk about my past.

SPEAKER_01 37:43

Actually, I never uh me too. I'm with Jaime. I never had a lot of girls. I only have one girlfriend, the one I'm currently.

SPEAKER_03 37:49

No, but let's say I do care though. No, but let's say even a little bit though.

SPEAKER_00 37:53

I feel like because there's there there is girls out there that they do care about, like they still be like stressing the past. Like stuff that happened before you. And I feel like that's stupid. I get it. If it's still happening with you now, that's different. But like if you're mad like about other shit, like that's dumb. Cause the same way for your men, they shouldn't be tight about your past.

SPEAKER_02 38:13

I'll give you an example. Like my girlfriend, right? Well, I'm gonna be tight. I ain't gonna. Like my girlfriend, right? We spoke about Colombia, right? She knows what happened in Colombia. I told her. But don't keep asking the same shit.

SPEAKER_03 38:22

You know what I'm saying? Like, like if talking about my past.

SPEAKER_02 38:31

I don't like talking about my past.

SPEAKER_03 38:32

Alright, let me ask you this thing that I saw online, and I wonder which choice y'all will pick. Money has consequences. So y'all gotta pick one. A hundred million. Y'all got a hundred million. No, no, no, no, no. Listen to me, listen to me. Don't forget the clip. Money has consequences. So I wonder which one would y'all pick. A hundred million, but no enjoyment. 200 million, lose a leg. 300 million, go deaf. 400 million, go blind. 900 billion. 900 million gave give it all to charity. 1 billion 70 years in prison. 2 billion lose 5 family b lose 5 family members. Of my choice? No. Whatever choice they they they pick. 3 billion, no sleeping again.

SPEAKER_00 39:31

The leg. No, you mami they pick the LPS.

SPEAKER_03 39:35

So You will take 200 million and lose a leg.

SPEAKER_00 39:38

Yeah, because I'm gonna buy my fake leg.

SPEAKER_03 39:40

I will pick the donation. 900 million, but you're gonna be. You're gonna no, it's so charity. It says charity.

SPEAKER_02 39:48

Mammy tenegancy?

SPEAKER_03 39:50

So you're gonna donate a charity cancer charity. Whatever.

SPEAKER_02 39:52

Nah, but you know what? The reason charity I will pick is because my name will be famous. Because people are gonna say, oh, that's the guy that donated how much was it? 900 million. 900 million. Now I'm famous. Now I can get more money outside of that.

SPEAKER_04 40:05

Okay, that's your.

SPEAKER_02 40:05

And I'm gonna put the good guy in the public.

SPEAKER_01 40:07

How about you? And I'm helping people. It's strongly between the five family members. That's me. Two billion. That's two billion. And and the um not sleeping.

SPEAKER_00 40:18

But obviously.

SPEAKER_01 40:19

But it's Pierre bro.

SPEAKER_02 40:21

No, but not sleeping, but you don't need sleep, though. Like you don't need sleep.

SPEAKER_00 40:24

Yes, you do.

SPEAKER_02 40:25

No, but I'm saying, like, the the question is you don't have to sleep. You never sleep again.

SPEAKER_00 40:29

You're gonna die. You're gonna die. You cannot sleep. Even if you get you get sleepy, but you cannot go sleep.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

I thought the question was that you won't sleep again.

SPEAKER_01 40:38

So I I misunderstood. I thought like You have the power of not sleeping. Yeah, you have the power of going sleepy.

SPEAKER_03 40:43

I will pick Lose Five Family Members.

SPEAKER_02 40:48

But it's as five babies.

SPEAKER_03 40:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 40:52

Your sister can be gone, your mom can be gone.

SPEAKER_00 40:54

Because they're obviously gonna pick the closest.

SPEAKER_03 40:57

But I think the best one is hers. The loser leg. Yeah, the loser leg, that's the best one.

SPEAKER_02 41:01

Metallically I don't have any knee, so I can lose a leg.

SPEAKER_00 41:04

No, I can lose a leg and buy my uh a fake one.

SPEAKER_02 41:06

Yeah, la coño velada 50.

SPEAKER_00 41:08

Yeah. No, de la mejores, but yo tengo cuarto. People wagata. No, pero eso no se vaya.

SPEAKER_01 41:16

If you could choose the five family members.

SPEAKER_00 41:19

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:20

Tengo un par de primo por ahí que. No, primo no. Primo lejos. Segundo de seis primo por ahí.

SPEAKER_03 41:25

A thousand dollars a day. How many days y'all do it in jail?

SPEAKER_02 41:29

A thousand dollars a day?

SPEAKER_03 41:30

How many days y'all do it in jail?

SPEAKER_02 41:33

At least four years. How much is that?

SPEAKER_04 41:37

$365 times four, right? No. $365 times four, right?

SPEAKER_02 41:41

I will do high level security. Jail. Because they rape you and uh you're getting a million.

SPEAKER_03 41:48

One point about 1.4 mil. Yes, it's 365 a year. So one million almost 1.5. I'm doing at least 4. Hell no.

SPEAKER_00 41:59

I'm doing a year and that's it.

SPEAKER_03 42:00

I'm not doing it. To be honest, I will just do like a yeah. Four years is one million and a half. I wonder how the days for it down paying for house arrest. Four years?

SPEAKER_00 42:10

House arrest.

SPEAKER_03 42:11

Four years only a million and a half.

SPEAKER_00 42:13

House arrest? I could be I could do it.

SPEAKER_03 42:17

A thousand dollars a day. How much how many days do you do it? For house arrest? Oh jail. So you have to be in Rikers.

unknown 42:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:24

Basically.

SPEAKER_00 42:24

Oh no, I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_03 42:25

I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that even two days. Yeah, I won't do it.

SPEAKER_02 42:27

I won't do that even one day. No, no. I'll do one day.

SPEAKER_00 42:30

What if you get out of there?

SPEAKER_01 42:35

Every day I'll and I can leave anytime on any moment I want. I see the movement going crazy.

SPEAKER_00 42:45

No, you gotta sign before going in.

SPEAKER_03 42:47

I ain't gonna lie about it. I think I'm gonna change my answer. I think I can do two months, 60,000. 60,000, 60,000. Nah, I wouldn't do that. It's not that bad. I'll change my answer. Let me ask you this. Since y'all got girlfriends and you got a boyfriend, do ya chat do y'all shower with your partner? Sometimes. Yeah. How often y'all do this?

SPEAKER_01 43:12

No, not often. Whenever you want to save some water for the earth, it's more than environmental.

SPEAKER_03 43:19

You don't always strike me as the person that wanna save water.

SPEAKER_00 43:22

And we're on a rush to go somewhere too.

SPEAKER_03 43:24

Same right there. In Disney, how many times have you done that?

SPEAKER_01 43:32

Too many times to come.

SPEAKER_03 43:34

How about you? Okay, I can't.

SPEAKER_02 43:36

Because every time I do, I use one.

SPEAKER_03 43:37

Can we say it's trash? It's trash. Can we say it's trash, right? It is trash.

SPEAKER_02 43:43

I have one minute with you. It is trash. But now all that kind of thing. Having sex in the bathroom is fine. It's still trash. You think so? Oh, wait, I thought that I thought that comes with No, you're talking about like the action of taking a bath.

SPEAKER_01 43:54

Yeah. Just she's just a shower, not remove, remove the sex out of it. It's all the trash. Oh, um I've never done that before. I know it's sexy and shit.

SPEAKER_02 44:02

Bro, I did it once. That shit was.

SPEAKER_01 44:04

I've never done that before. She scrubs my back. She scrubs my arm. Turn around. Then she screams.

SPEAKER_03 44:15

Open your leg, Chris. And then nothing. Like we don't do. We don't do anything. And we don't do anything. No, after that one in the in there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 44:24

Like if we just shower, don't do anything. Like just shower. I've never done that before.

SPEAKER_02 44:30

After. That shower after. Doesn't be honest, bro. No.

SPEAKER_03 44:36

You like it? You like it? Yeah. Every girl like that. Every girl like that. My shit is ass.

SPEAKER_02 44:46

Now we inside the shower.

SPEAKER_03 44:47

Now we inside the shower. And you judging me because I didn't I didn't rough my shit. I'm going back to the shit. How much you thought I should rough my shit? Oh, like I said, if I pull soap.

SPEAKER_00 44:57

Yeah, like your ass in for another girl.

SPEAKER_03 45:00

But I'm saying, like I don't like it, because you judging me how do I take a shower how good I clean myself. So if you saw, if you see, I only pull soap, right? I pull soap. Yeah, and then I just went once. One, two. One, two. One, two. My girl's dead, like. That's it? That's it. That's your that's your technique.

SPEAKER_00 45:20

Marcus, you're not having one is one issue with the shower. Well that I have a lot of products, and my boyfriend be using them. Like a moka. Wait, but that's me too.

SPEAKER_03 45:28

I use all my mom's shit.

SPEAKER_00 45:30

That shit is expensive.

SPEAKER_03 45:31

I'll be reading. Oh, you're right. So I'm on it a little bit. Yo, that shit is expensive.

SPEAKER_01 45:35

I'll be there like this. Well made conversation. You guys use towels? You guys still use towels? You know, I stopped using towels this year. So what do you use? I let the air. And you don't blow him on my way. No, I let the natural air dry me up.

SPEAKER_03 45:48

Because for you to be sitting in your living room, I don't sit. Smoky hookah. Smoky hookah day keep waiting the air. To dry you.

SPEAKER_02 46:01

That natural dry.

SPEAKER_03 46:01

Send me a video.

SPEAKER_02 46:02

Send me a video. Yo, I'm scared about trying it. Yo, I'm scared of trying it. Can you tell me try the fucking video? It's gonna change your life, right? Bro, do you stand up in the living room standing? Bro, you dry out sooner than you think, bro. But I'm asking a question. Do you stay in the living room sooner?

SPEAKER_03 46:20

Let me ask you something. Do y'all walk around naked around your girl? Yes.

SPEAKER_02 46:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 46:26

Well, how long do you last naked? The walk? I know the walk, like see uh. Let me get my boxes. I know that walk. See? And then you put your w-foo foo. I know that walk. I'm so about. Do you get out of bed to get in your slide in your slide? And then let me get water. Oh shit, let me put a baseball game. Let me get a little snack. And then you go get your boxes. Do you have to do that in front of your girls?

SPEAKER_01 46:56

If I have on underwear my I have too much clothes on. So you do it. Yeah, I'll be running around naked in my crib.

SPEAKER_03 47:04

But how long the naked last in front of your girl? He's talking about balls naked. Yeah, balls naked. Give me the time.

SPEAKER_01 47:11

As soon as I get out from my job, I get home, I shower, and that's it. Hold it. And you go to sleep naked. I go to sleep. No, I put I put some underwear on because I can't go to sleep naked.

SPEAKER_03 47:22

Chris, you don't be naked from 5 p.m. to 11 in the night. You be naked. Only the weekends in the weekend.

SPEAKER_01 47:33

On the weekends I put clothes on because like my mom's and shit, they be face.

SPEAKER_03 47:38

You don't be naked from 5 p.m. to 11. Alright, from 6, my bad. From 6 p.m. to 11, you be naked.

SPEAKER_01 47:45

No, to like 10. Because I I usually go to sleep like around 9 or 10.

SPEAKER_03 47:49

6, 7, 8, 9, 10. 5 hours naked.

SPEAKER_01 47:53

Eat dinner, everything naked.

SPEAKER_03 47:57

She don't tell you anything about this.

unknown 47:58

No.

SPEAKER_03 47:59

Like, hey, you're not gonna put some.

SPEAKER_01 48:00

At this point, she already got used to it.

unknown 48:02

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 48:05

We had to bring her to the package.

SPEAKER_03 48:06

And you won't burn naked in front of her.

unknown 48:09

Bonnie.

SPEAKER_03 48:14

I know you're lying. I know you're lying. I know you're lying. I know you're lying. I know you're lying. I'm gonna go to the house. I'm gonna go to your house tomorrow. Like I said, I seven, I'll be I'll be out around it. I need to see this.

SPEAKER_02 48:33

So it's about so I'm the opposite from you. So I don't do it naked, but let's say you do the quick shit.

SPEAKER_03 48:38

Like let me go get my boxes real quick.

SPEAKER_02 48:40

No, but like let's say we have sex, right?

SPEAKER_03 48:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:42

Baby shower.

SPEAKER_03 48:44

Okay, after sex, how long baby shower? No, no, uh uh.

SPEAKER_02 48:48

Uh a bird back. You don't bother with me the other day.

SPEAKER_03 48:52

Not me too. I just can't go to sleep naked. I can't do that. I can't sleep.

SPEAKER_02 48:55

I can't sleep in pelota.

SPEAKER_03 48:57

I don't like it because one day, like I hurt one of my balls, and that should hurt all day. Like, you know, because the boxes keep your pocket. Man, what did I tell you? What did I tell you? What did I tell you at the beginning of the podcast? No tienen grano.

SPEAKER_01 49:18

You gotta go get that checked out, bro. Yo, facts.

SPEAKER_03 49:19

How long do you get your granules? Turning around, turning around, your ball, one of your balls stay, and then you do this with your legs. Imagine you do this with your legs. One of them balls, nigga. That should hurt. Honestly, my boyfriend has to put how long you stay naked in front of your boyfriend.

SPEAKER_00 49:39

As long as you can give me a minute.

SPEAKER_03 49:40

How many, how many how long?

SPEAKER_00 49:42

Well, so I get cold. If I get cold, I put them close.

SPEAKER_03 49:44

But how long do that last? The most you think you last naked in front of me?

SPEAKER_00 49:48

Like two hours. But my my my boyfriend, my boyfriend, Michael, hold on. My boyfriend has to put on the word to go to sleep because I don't like. Let's say we go to sleep and we're both on the opposite side and not touch his butt with my butt.

SPEAKER_03 50:06

I ain't gonna lie, like a white butt, a white butt touching a black butt is crazy. You might start a fire. You might start a fi. You don't like feeling his little bumpy.

SPEAKER_00 50:21

You be like, what the fuck was that? Honestly, y'all wouldn't be able to do that either. If y'all were with your girl, if y'all naked, you'll say you're gonna put it on the body.

SPEAKER_03 50:32

What if you're gonna be able to do it?

SPEAKER_00 50:35

I mean, that's it then. That's when you go to sleep. When you go to sleep.

SPEAKER_03 50:40

Bottom butt is crazy. Bottom butt is crazy. But I mean, that's it. I know you got you got something. Cause it's true, like bottom butt is great. We gotta put something between those niggas. And no pin on the time.

SPEAKER_00 50:56

That's if you cut it with me, that's different. But if you turn around and you done that, bottom butt is crazy.

SPEAKER_03 51:04

You know one of the shit that I hate, like when we both naked and we go to sleep, and then it's like, I gotta be the little spoon. And then you know, she'll be like, hi, babe. It's my time to be to be the little spoon. And we be, you know, we all do it at the same time that we do the or the or either we do, okay. Let's go now. Right? So I she be like, babe, let's I'm gonna be the you gotta be the big spoon now. And I'll be like, all right. And we do this, my little bitch just goes like that. I can do it. But you're not gonna laugh. So you're not gonna do it. You're not gonna laugh. You know, I'm a grower, so it's like my little thing is not hitting her, it's just hitting my lap. It's like I'm like, nah, I gotta do it.

SPEAKER_00 51:48

Do you like being little spoon or big spoon?

SPEAKER_03 51:51

To be honest, I want to be no spoon. I'm a dope. All day, all day. I like to be a big spoon. I like being big spoon. Hug my shit, nigga.

SPEAKER_01 51:59

I don't like getting in touch when I'm at when I'm in bed. I'm I'm a person who's very hot all the time.

SPEAKER_02 52:05

But you know there is a time before I go to sleep that you cuddle.

SPEAKER_01 52:09

When I'm about to go to sleep, back the fuck over.

SPEAKER_02 52:11

If I got if I had to go to sleep, yeah, I can be in touch. To go to sleep.

SPEAKER_03 52:16

I just I just hate when they're in bed with you and they be like and they end the fall.

SPEAKER_00 52:20

Oh my god, the life.

SPEAKER_01 52:24

The bright ass light.

SPEAKER_03 52:25

The phone be like, it feels like you like this, nigga. You know what the the And she's like The waste of time? Oh my god, they got this in the Amazon. They got this. Oh well. When you take that with her phone, you know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, both, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what they hate when we at the middle at seven in the morning, they sleep, and you pull out your phone and you go to Instagram, and then it be like, LeBron James calls for it. And then you go, you go pull it down right away. Like, you like fuck.

SPEAKER_00 52:57

My boyfriend never does that.

SPEAKER_01 52:58

Oh, he don't watch house of highlights.

SPEAKER_00 53:00

No, he goes outside of the room.

SPEAKER_01 53:02

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I be knocking out quick though. How far like when y'all go to y'all can just go to sleep? Yeah, quick. I'll be quick. Yeah, yeah, I'll be out.

SPEAKER_03 53:09

After sex is quick as a big thing.

SPEAKER_01 53:11

No, I mean generically is quick. As soon as I lay down, five times knocked out. Don't let me don't let me lay down.

SPEAKER_00 53:18

We're talking about stuff like this. What are like pepp like of girls that y'all don't like? Like shit that they do. Like it can, it doesn't have to be nothing bad.

SPEAKER_03 53:25

It's just like don't don't get out of bed to tell me you're gonna take your shit. Don't tell me. Just go and do it. You can't really know. You know what, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:35

I'ma tell you.

SPEAKER_03 53:36

Michael, but don't tell me her, baby. I say that.

SPEAKER_00 53:40

I say that.

SPEAKER_03 53:41

And I now already know that you gotta talk, take your shit. Just go and take your shit. I do be like Just go and take your shit. I just be like, I'ma go poop.

SPEAKER_01 53:49

Yeah, don't go and take it. Don't tell me you won't take your shit. I don't need to know that.

SPEAKER_00 53:53

I do say that.

SPEAKER_01 53:54

You know what I hate the most? When I'm you know when you're about to like knock out, and your girl just go like this. Mad, like mad. Like, nigga. Nigga, you you see I'm about to go to sleep. What the fuck are you doing? Oh, you know, okay. I've had like real arguments about this. Like, you're supposed to get back. Like that ass.

SPEAKER_03 54:17

No witch wanna get me tight. She the last one to get inside the bed. You get inside the bed. She forgot to turn out. I turn up, no, I turn out the light. I'm at the yen. I'm at the yen. She's at the at the in the wall.

unknown 54:30

Right.

SPEAKER_03 54:30

No, I'm at the wall. She's at the shit that the door is open. She be like, Can you go go close the door? Bitch, I mean, my boyfriend is hire, but he goes to sleep. Do it trate. Like, you came through that door. Why you fucking didn't close? And then she'd be like, come on, go. And then it's an argument, a little 40-second argument. Just go close the door. Like there's a nigga that is gonna come and kill all of us. Right?

SPEAKER_00 55:00

If you don't know, but the AC is a good one.

SPEAKER_03 55:04

And then no, no, no. And then you gotta get up and go right on top of her body and shit, like through her body, go and close the door. Then you came back to the bed, go on top of her body, and go and sit, and then and then she be like, fuck, man. I want water. I want water. One one when the when I come with the water, I'll go in my dick out. Because I already did too much, nigga. You know what? Why you brought the water man hot?

SPEAKER_00 55:39

Yeah, that's they do that.

SPEAKER_03 55:41

It's cold. It's supposed to be cold.

SPEAKER_00 55:43

My biggest pet peev is that now my boyfriend don't know how to turn on the AC. So you know sometimes when you turn on the AC, if you don't hit certain things, it turns off after an hour. Sleepy or whatever shit. It's sleepy shit. He always turns it off at that shit. So a la 3 de la mañana se apaga like.

SPEAKER_01 55:58

And he's like, That nigga's a fucking shit.

SPEAKER_00 56:00

He don't know how to turn on the AC. So I'll be like, you're not allowed to turn it on. I do it. Because he always does that shit.

SPEAKER_02 56:05

That pet paper mine is very close. Mine is so she's like violenta, la mucho frio.

SPEAKER_03 56:10

Oh, I hate so. I hate those. I hate those. So I am so pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 56:15

Yeah, so I am the hot guy. I'm always hot. I'm always hot. My AC is a 60 in the weight. Yeah, they be too.

SPEAKER_03 56:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 56:22

So mere like Grab a black, bitch.

SPEAKER_03 56:25

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grab a black, because you say I'm about to go.

SPEAKER_02 56:29

Is she crazy? So now she's like, she go in, right? Your sake can I see me not apprentice?

SPEAKER_00 56:40

Oh, and that's it.

SPEAKER_03 56:40

I don't want to kill somebody. Do not put my temperature up, baby. But you hear is the T, T, T. Now you're sharing the 67.

SPEAKER_00 56:57

I know something y'all hate. Like when you're sitting down watching TV and you get up and your girl be like, Where you going? I don't like that shit. So you can say, my boyfriend be like, I'm going to the beach. Like he just be tired. He'd be like, I'm going to the pool.

SPEAKER_02 57:13

I don't get tired. I don't want to watch the show, don't force you.

SPEAKER_03 57:17

Let's watch a movie. Alright, let's watch a movie. And then you know I got the control. And all I'm seeing is action, a war movie, marbles. And then she be like, and then I'll pick the one. She'll be like pick that one. And it's always the girl that her mother forgot about her.

SPEAKER_00 57:38

Like some drama shit.

SPEAKER_03 57:40

But it's always about a woman. Like the woman that grew up without a family. And then you be like, fuck, I let's watch this shit. The movie starts. The girl, she was seven years old. They left her at the orphanage. Then you girls like cried already. I'm like, this boom. My girl be tight. What?

SPEAKER_01 58:01

I'll put the anime on. You're gonna have to read these something.

SPEAKER_02 58:07

My girlfriend made me watch.

SPEAKER_03 58:15

That's crazy. Nah, Papa, you know, it's not a little shit, but you know. It's cool. It's good to have relationships. I feel like those are the good the good things though. Like, cause you laugh at shit like that. No, like. You're my pet peeve. Oh, wait.

SPEAKER_02 58:30

Hold on. This is my pet peeve.

SPEAKER_00 58:32

Oh, you know what's my the funniest thing that my boyfriend likes doing now, Marcos? If a cabin is open, he close it with his hip.

SPEAKER_03 58:40

He'd be like, come out. That nigga gay. That ain't gay. Any nigga that closed the drawer the drawers with his hip is crazy. Especially that nigga. That nigga that I don't hip. If any nigga that closed a drawer with his hip is crazy. Alright, you know what's something feminine? Can you record feminine? Can you record it?

SPEAKER_05 59:05

Yeah, you just want to see it.

SPEAKER_03 59:07

Do your boyfriend hop to get him top on top of the bed? Like he he takes a jump? If he does. I know a nigga that his bed is so tall. No, I don't think he does. He got steps. He got steps. He got steps out of his bed.

SPEAKER_00 59:21

Nah, nah.

SPEAKER_03 59:29

That nigga beds match one.

SPEAKER_00 59:30

Nah, he don't, he don't have.

SPEAKER_03 59:31

Yeah, that's the nasty work. That's nasty. Closing the door with your hip is crazy. Close, close with your hip.

SPEAKER_00 59:41

Honestly, when he first did it, I was in tears. I couldn't stop laughing.

SPEAKER_02 59:46

But can I ask you a question? Is the desert busy?

SPEAKER_00 59:48

Yeah, I guess they I don't know. They were just maybe dirty. Nah, I get it.

SPEAKER_03 59:52

You got your sandwich. Your beer. And you want to play PlayStation with your niggas? I am now understanding him, then I understand it. You got your sandwich. That's great. Right from the microwave. The melted cheese is like this. Outside the sandwich, nigga. The melted cheese is outside the sandwich. You got your beer. You gotta close shit with your head. You gotta close shit with your head. I don't know before.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:20

Just record it. I want to see it.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:22

You gotta close shit with your head. Yo, but we are our end.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:25

Um we gotta talk about before we finish. Let's talk about the Kai shit. Kai came back. Okay, so now or the the stream, but we talked about it last time.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:32

Yeah, we did.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:32

No, but the streaming university kept going.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:36

I didn't see it. I didn't see it.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:37

Uh to be honest, I just watched the clips. Um I like Podgy. I like the sweaty nigga. Oh, Soberman baby. He he he did a lot of content. Yeah. I was surprised how good he was.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:50

I think this this one was not as fire as the first uh the first one. What do you think, Chris?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:54

You I don't have an opinion, I didn't see it.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:55

You didn't watch it.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:56

Not even the clips? No. I ain't seen not even the clips, nothing. You like it? That was not part of my article.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:02

I like Soberman. I like I like Koji and the and the girl that dreamed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That shit is man for you. And Brandon, Brendan, with all the coaches and shit. Uh alright, because you didn't watch it. Let's talk about LeBron Gold in Philly. Yeah. Let me say this. Before you go, yeah. Let me say this. I said this is the best team LeVron ever got in his career. You said that now, or like this is the best team you ever got. He got Joel M B, Jalen Brown, BJ Edgecomb, and Tyrese Max. There's no four-over players in his career better than this Ford. I'm not talking about the bench. No, I agree. No, I agree. I agree. This is the best.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:40

Dwayne Wade, Wayne Wait.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:42

No, Dwayne Wade is. But someone of Chris, but when he was with Wayne Wade. Wayne Wade's best number.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:47

Dwayne Way best years was 20. Hey. The first two years him and Dwayne Wade was he was.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:53

No, Dwayne was still not him, Chris, at the time.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:55

Chris, you think that the that Miami Heat game was Miami Heat? You said best. No, no, this is the best four players. Team all team all party.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:03

But we can I can have an argument if you allow me to.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:05

Healthy MB is on par with Dwayne Wade.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:09

I don't know. I don't I don't think so because Dwayne Wade took a team, took a Miami team.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:12

Yeah, but we're not talking about that Dwayne Way of oh when did they win 06? I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:17

Whenever whatever it was.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:18

Dwayne Way in 2010, 2011. He wasn't really like getting injured and shit. Like he wasn't him. He wasn't in 28 point he wasn't the 45 nigga from the finals.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:27

All I'm saying is this is the best team, right? That LeBron ever got.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:30

Bro, Tyrie Maxingbach is MBJ? But the problem is he's saying MB though. But this is his first year. If MB plays 45, it's over. Let's remove MB, he still has the best. Yeah. Because Jalen Brown, I mean, y'all put Jalen. Okay, I'm gonna say this now.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:47

If Jalen Brown does not win. Don't wear back, don't wear back talking about Jalen Brown.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:53

You're right. You're right.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:54

Because Jalen Brown, y'all put Jalen Brown, I don't know you, but he pulled this thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:57

I got Jason Tanum over Jalen Brown.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:59

Oh, you do? Oh, so we agree. He put Jalen Brown over there. Guess what? Well, that's not the top. Congratulations to LeBron.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:07

Congratulations to LeBron going to Philly.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:10

Um, I hope. Well, you're not gonna get a championship. We're gonna repeat. The Knicks are gonna repeat. Um, we're only getting better with our core and more chemistry. Do you offense that we unlock? Bro, we're we're we're gonna we're smacking niggas, bro. The East is packed, though. This year, the East is packed. It's packed. They can't say the East is weak.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:32

And last year, people don't know this. Last year, the East have 10 teams for above 55. I think Wemby is smacking niggas next year. No, he's not.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:40

Wemby's gonna get another reality check. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:43

No, but you think you're right. You think Spurs are gonna win? I got the Spurs. Well, they got it to Bas Harris.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:47

Yeah, I got the Spurs.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:49

This nigga sucks. No, but but why you I'm a Nick fan. No, you're not. I am a Nick fan. No, you're not.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:55

Come on.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:55

Yo, the way you disrespect the J B.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:57

Oh, yeah, I gotta do it. I still need my box when you come back.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:00

The way you disrespect the J B.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:01

I'm gonna remind you every week, too. I need my. No, no, no. When you come back, I was gonna take it to your dad's house, but I came late.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:06

No, don't take it to my dad's house. Take it to my house. Okay, when you come back. The way you disrespect the J B.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:10

Hello, R. Yeah, but I came through already.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:13

Nah, the way you disrespect the J B from pre-chap. No, but like, he's I don't I'm not letting that shit fly. He's a fan. I am a fan. You know what?

SPEAKER_00 1:04:22

Y'all gotta talk about this next week.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:24

I am a fan.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:25

It's just yeah, too.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:27

Next week we'll talk about aliens and Jamie. Nah, nah, next week. We got a lot of shit. Yo, yo, tell me. You got a lot of shit we talk about. But going back, LeBron is going to fail. This year, the NBA is gonna be so fire. Yeah, it's gonna be a good thing. I miss the NBA right now. Me too, me too. I miss the NFL.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:43

Even though Folks I miss NFL more than anything. Really?

SPEAKER_03 1:04:47

Yeah. But he's worked stride for so we're gonna say.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:49

Yeah, the Yankees, everybody's injured. Yeah. Aaron Judge injured. Benjamin's injured. The Mets suck. Yeah. Really? They're the Mets? Yeah, the Mets, they're that can last almost. And Dodgers is still the favorite? Huh? Dodges are still the favorite. Dodgers gonna win it again. Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:03

Nah, I don't miss none of that shit. Because I feel like What do you miss? I miss Lovian. Well, Love Island was good. I finished it. It was good. It doesn't have to be longer than that. It's good. Right now I'm watching Big Brother. So if you need a new show, watch Big Brother.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:16

Um I went to go see Odyssey. Oh, yeah, that's a little bit for you.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:22

Michael, go see it.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:24

Amazing movie. So tell me. Oh yeah, we have to go see Spider-Man on Sunday. If y'all want to come, I'm coming. Why you don't buy my ticket? I'll buy it for you.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:35

Okay. But somehow. Odyssey. How many hours is that movie? I'll pay you. How much is the ticket? 18,000. It's like $18. Well, buy my shit and I'll go. Why you didn't buy it until they didn't tell me? At what time is it, though? 12 30. Oh, wait, but we're going to go to the 4 la 5 la 30.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:49

I want to go to the mall right after.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:52

I have to I remember I'm going on a vacation. Yeah, but go to the Odyssey movie. How many hours is it? Three hours. Two hours. Am I telling you one thing? I saw it. Hold up. Two hours and 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:00

How crazy really is because people are like going, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:03

Honestly, it was three hours, and I could have watched another hour of it.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:07

It doesn't feel like it was three hours. Like everything they did in the movie, like everything you watching, you watching it, and you're not thinking about oh, it's Ledura. Like you're not thinking about that. You just watching it.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:17

No CGI. Even with the Giants, all the all the scenes in the water, they were actually in the water. No zero CGI.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:27

The reason I'm asking, because it was a TikTok of a of a girl in Spanish. In the R. Tom Holland's in the movie, right?

SPEAKER_00 1:06:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:34

Yeah. Yeah, he did his step.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:38

Sunday. Sunday is in the team.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:40

Hola, so it's Travis God started the movie, right? He did. Yeah, he started the Twitter.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:45

Well, I don't want to I don't want to fuck out for y'all. Just watch it.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:47

Because I'm gonna watch with my girl. No, I'm not spoiling anything. Yeah. Um, but I'm just saying, just uh everything on the movie, sequencing everything. Fine. Amazing. Acting was top tier.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:57

Oh. Watch, watch before you go see it. Watch Troy.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:01

You don't have to, you don't have to.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:02

You don't have to, but it will be good. Because now I want to watch it. I never watched it, but now.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:07

Talk a little bit about Greek mythology. Yeah, you know what about the Trojan horse. Of course. They came in, and then they came out and then they they killed whatever.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:16

That's yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:17

I know about three. How deep into the Greek mentality goes into like it goes deep. The Odyssey, it plays a part of what happens after the war of Troy. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:32

But if you watch the war, Troy will be really good.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:34

In fact, I watched Troy, but it was a long time ago.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:36

It would be better for you. Like, if you go already seeing that movie that you watched the one before it's.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:40

For me to ask you why you didn't go to the Dominican Parade up that it was this Sunday.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:45

Honestly, I cannot do that crowd. I'm sorry. Can I be honest?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:50

No, can I be honest with you?

SPEAKER_00 1:07:50

It's not only that, I just feel like it's too rowdy. Like, I don't like doing things like that. So you won't be able to do it.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:56

What would we have to do for you to go to the like if it was an event with like seats? I'll go.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:02

No, for me, if it was like something that you gotta buy, like your spots to be there.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:05

So no, Toma. So I think like for him to convince, yeah, to go. For me, if you give me like a bus where I can sit, yeah, it have my space. Because I don't like be standing in the whole thing. I had that for you like two years ago. Yeah, but like it was that combining with other people that we didn't know. But it always won't be like that. We're not gonna have our own floor. See, see, but the floor it has to be with people that are the same vibe. Like, no, you're not chamakito.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:31

I actually had that too. I had that, I had, but it was full of chamakito.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:34

Yeah, so that's why.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:36

I'm not trying to I'm not trying to like discredit like the vibe.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:39

No, well, we back in the day that we would have seen that. Like it was fun, but right now I don't like the crowd now.

SPEAKER_01 1:08:46

Let me tell you I'm 17, 16.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:48

Maybe this one will sound bougie, but I hate crowds now. Me too. I can be standing for four hours around graho, people with bad breath. I hate that shit. And plus, in the Dominican parade, a lot of fights happen. Correct. And I'm not willing to be running every 40 minutes.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:05

That's why in in concerts, I cannot do floor seats. Because no matter what, you're in a crowd.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:10

But out. But out. I can never do floor seats.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:14

Never.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:14

See, people are complaining about the same reason.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:17

But it's every concert, every concert that is.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:19

This is what I will do for the Dominican Parade. I will not go to the Dominican Parade, but I will go to a bar that day.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:26

A bar, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:27

That is like later in the night type shit. Yeah, later. Yeah, no, that's the same. Like El Jefe esa noche taba duro. Like you know, after the parade, people go over there and we celebrate in Dominican culture in a club or in a bar. I'll do that.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:40

You know, the only thing I don't like about the parade, though, I'm gonna be honest, is that like you said it's a lot of fighting. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:45

So it's to get so rowdy.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:47

And I don't feel like that fighting is Dominican culture. Yeah. That's the only thing. So it's so cool. So shout out to you though. I am I'm not complaining about it.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:58

Yo, I think it's time to come clean. You girls, you baddies, whatever y'all are, y'all have to stop pretending that matchas are fire, bro. That shit is nasty as fuck, bro. It is nasty. Nasty. OD. So let's stop. Let's all stop pretending that that shit is good. Because that shit is super nasty. Come on, bro. We gotta stop that. Also, people say they have beef with celebrities, right? And I thought about that the other day. I'm like, who's celebrity the f I won't have beef with? And I got I got a few celebrities that I have I have beef with. Any nigga that fuck up my parlay, I have beef with. Jason Tatum, you fucked up my parlay per million times. Dre Young, you fucked up my parlay a million times. Hal Harford for three pointers. You fucked up my parlay so many times. How much is that one? I don't know, but those three players, if I see them in real life, we're gonna have a habital. So those are the celebrities that have a that I have beef with. And to finish the podcast, nobody wanna say it, but I'ma say it because I'm the realest nigga in the planet. T D fuck him is OD trash. T D D fucking is OD trash. Chris and Hyman, y'all not gonna tell me that T D fucking is fire. T D fucking is OD trash. It was something that when we was young, I was like, yo, I want to td fuck that bitch. I want to td fuck that girl. I want to tddy fuck this person. T D fuck is O D trash, my nigga. And somebody gotta say it. Am I wrong or am I right? I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. So you like T D fucking? You like T D fucking too? Listen, guy. Shut the fuck up, Chris. You don't wake up like today. I want a TD fucking. Oh, you gotta look up there. TD fuck is trash, man. That's it, man. This every disappointment podcast. Make sure y'all subscribe to the video. Like the video and subscribe. And we have a goal. 50 likes on this podcast. If you made it this far, like the video. I know we made you laugh. And if you Dominican Latino, make sure you subscribe to the channel. We coming hard now. Pause.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:22

Pause.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:22

In next three months, it's about to be some crazy shit. Yeah. See ya next episode. You heard Bartendo, Chris, and Jaime, they all going on vacation, so I'm about to be in New York. So if you want me to take you out, hit me up at my DM. Your high better be five and five and six and down. Big titties, big ass, long hair. Don't care. Nails gotta be done. Feet gotta be done. Mako gotta be done by Fenty. So if you're in the city, summers is finishing, they out the country. I'ma be here for you, Ma. Take care of you, buy you lunch, buy you dinner, and take you home dick down. You heard? This is Savage Appointment Podcast. See you in this episode. That's all we got.