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**BODY COUNTS MATTER… And We’re Not Changing Our Minds 👀**

How much does someone’s body count really matter when it comes to relationships? 👀

On this episode of **SORRY2DISAPPOINT**, we get into one of the most controversial dating conversations: **Does body count matter for men and women?** We debate what number is considered “too high,” whether a person’s past says anything about their ability to commit, and whether men and women are judged differently.

We also get into **50/50 relationships, who should pay in a relationship, relationship pet peeves, dating standards, hot takes, music, Russell Westbrook’s retirement, vacation stories, and some real conversations about family and appreciating your parents while you still can.**

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SPEAKER_01

The biggest hot take you have that you know is gonna piss people off. Body counts matter in what in what genre? Both men, both men and women, both. Okay, I know why a woman. So explain to me why do you think body count matters?

SPEAKER_00

Because both men and women, uh-huh, when they have a lot of sexual partners, uh-huh, they lack the ability of bonding with the next one.

SPEAKER_01

Because they all they got because they think they could get something better, right?

SPEAKER_00

Uh not necessarily because they think they can get something better, because they already have something better. Like I said, like they always compare for the next one. Like, let's say you, Marcos, right? You got the baddest bitch when you were like what? Let's say they give you an age.

SPEAKER_01

25, 25. 25, 25, right?

SPEAKER_00

You got like the baddest bitch in the world. Uh-huh. And you got the next girl at 26. You compare that 26 girl that you got with the one you got on 25. And you got another one at 27. And you compare that 27 with the both of them, you got in the back. Why why you think that is a hot take? Because a lot of people, especially in you, era, they be like, no, body cows don't matter. Body cows don't matter. And I'm like, no, it matters now. Do it matter to you? 100%.

SPEAKER_01

Do also matter to you?

SPEAKER_04

Um, it depends. And what it just depends, like, if you're with a girl and she's out and about and everybody knows her, yeah, then it matters. It matters.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Now, if she got her body count, let's just say it's a high number, but like low-key, like no one really knows that she's she's about that life, then I'm okay. Like, I don't I don't need to know. Can I ask your question then? And I and it doesn't really matter. And as long as she doesn't give me an S T D. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, yeah. Do you believe do you believe that the one who did it secretly will always be faithful for you?

SPEAKER_04

Um, it all depends on the person.

SPEAKER_05

Just because you have a lot of body doesn't mean you're a cheater.

SPEAKER_04

It it it does not I don't agree with that statement.

SPEAKER_05

I have to agree.

SPEAKER_04

But it's a person-to-person basis. Okay. So like it all depends on the person.

SPEAKER_00

If you have to make a generic rule or a generic assumption, do you believe that it matters?

SPEAKER_04

Nine times out of ten, as a generic, like as a generic rule.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

To answer your question off-rip, no. Okay. But like I said, it's a person to person basically.

SPEAKER_01

So like, but let me ask you, this is gonna sound all the disrespectful. I don't know if this is all the disrespectful, but uh, I'm not trying to be disrespectful. 100%. Do you ask your current partner how many bodies they have? You can't because they wouldn't ever tell the truth. You think so? Now that you in love with her and shit, like you cool with it though. Yeah, but let's say, okay, let's let's make, let's be honest. How many bodies will bother you? It depends on the age. Well, you cool with her already. No, I'm cool with her. I'm cool with her. Okay, like it don't matter. She can tell you, baby, but hearty. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_04

I'm closer like a thousand than to I mean, I'm not cool with it. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_05

A thousand is too much, though.

SPEAKER_00

You yeah, I don't think nobody got a thousand. You lose a thousand bodies. Ask Bonnie Blue, nigga.

SPEAKER_01

Bro, that's it.

SPEAKER_05

But she's a professional, she made that on purpose.

SPEAKER_03

That's two hot girl summers. Yeah. A thousand bodies is two hot girl summers.

SPEAKER_05

A dozen days, not how many days the summer?

SPEAKER_01

Enough to have a thousand bodies? Like 90 days? All right, 90 days, like 120 days.

SPEAKER_05

So they had to fuck a hundred people per day mostly. No, like what? Like three people per day.

SPEAKER_04

What kind of math is that? No. A hundred per people per two days.

SPEAKER_05

How many you have to have a dozen in the summer? In the summer's 90 days.

SPEAKER_04

What? 100 days in two years? 200? That's like what? Five, six, six. Five bodies in a yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Have you asked your girl how many bodies she has? No. Nope. You never care. Do you have a number in your head? What is the number? I don't know why you got it.

SPEAKER_04

This thing's stupid for that. Of course, nigga. We're in a podcast.

SPEAKER_01

Three, four.

SPEAKER_04

Um, if it's that. I ain't gonna lie. If it's three, that's fine. That's fine. Three, two, that's fine. I gonna hold you if it's anything over ten. It won't bother me, but it's like you're gonna bring it up.

SPEAKER_01

You're gonna bring it up. No, no, no. You're gonna bring it up in fighting conversation. See, that's why you got ten bodies, dumbass.

SPEAKER_04

If it's anything over ten, you've definitely had anal sex before.

SPEAKER_01

I see the boy ten that is a little bit bothered by this topic. No, I'm not. You seem like, but I'm saying, you're not nobody's looking at you in the camera, but I see like you made a little bit of face. Do you care about how many bodies your boyfriend has? Yes. Okay, so what will be your number? Do you know how many bodies your boyfriend has? You asked him?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, he asked me too.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. Yeah. Okay, so. And I think that's a good thing. Is his number a little bit high for your liking? No. Not really if they've been together for that long. You took a normal. I feel like women will take a normal woman. This is what the thing with me. I don't think it's the same.

SPEAKER_05

It's not the same, it's not. I agree with that. It's not the same. But I also think like nowadays you shouldn't be lying about bodies.

SPEAKER_00

I agree with that.

SPEAKER_05

Nowadays. It's 2027. You know, you know if you got a body, if you got a lot. Yeah, because I feel like it's that's corny. That shit is corny. Like even if the I the question being asked at a certain age, like I get it when you're in your 15 or 16 and you're dating, that's when you start asking those things. So let me ask you. But like now in my age now, for you to ask me that, I'm gonna feel like it. It's disrespectful to ask that because you're assuming something for me.

SPEAKER_00

But what if it's like a conversation though? Like a cool conversation.

SPEAKER_05

Oh no, if it's a conversation, conversation. But let's say, let's say randomly, like we're on a date.

SPEAKER_01

You've been chatting with your girl for a year. What the world? Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. Is 30 bodies on a girl is a lot?

SPEAKER_05

Yes. It is.

SPEAKER_01

It's a lot for you. I don't think it's a lot. It depends on the age. Okay.

SPEAKER_05

No, the age has something to do because if she is she like 60?

SPEAKER_01

One body with two years. 25 years old.

SPEAKER_05

25, 60, 30?

SPEAKER_01

30.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I think it is a lot.

SPEAKER_01

20. How about how long? 20. 20 bodies or 28 years old? 20 bodies.

SPEAKER_05

20 by at 25, it's a lot.

SPEAKER_01

I don't think so. 15?

SPEAKER_05

No.

SPEAKER_01

Okay. So let me a so oh well, you answer the question. But let me ask you this. Let's say you have a son. If your son is dating a girl, and the girl got 15 bodies versus another girl he's dating, and the girl got three bodies, who will you choose for your son?

SPEAKER_05

The 15 bodies.

SPEAKER_01

Really? All with the three bodies? Even though they're the same personality and everything.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, I can tell you why. Because the one with 15 bodies, yeah, like, okay, like I fucked up doing this. The one with three or four, oh, two bodies, she might be like, oh, like this is another body.

SPEAKER_01

Well, they're just saying oh, same age.

SPEAKER_05

But what age? 25. 25? No, the three bodies then.

SPEAKER_01

You will pick, right? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Bodies, I say, like for women and men, body matters more for women than bad.

SPEAKER_05

But the thing is, men think that having a lot of bodies is a flex.

SPEAKER_00

And I think that's disgusting. Yeah, that's why I say men and women.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Because you were saying, I saw you already. Oh, you thought that I'm thinking about only women. No, no. Studies have shown that even men, if they have like 100 bodies, an example. Just an example. They lack the ability of her body with a with a woman.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, the thing is, as soon as you meet a guy, if you're a good girl and you meet a guy and you find out that he has like over like one something bodies, 100 and something bodies, you're gonna, as a girl, you're gonna be like, oh, okay, he's a fuckboy. So you already, you already have a mentality of like, oh, he's a fuckboy. I'm not taking him serious.

SPEAKER_00

But we can all agree that a man that has a hundred bodies, he his ability to get a hundred, something he has as good. You know what he has to do. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04

You know what they say though.

SPEAKER_05

I think it's money. For men, you know what they mean. Oh, and I also I could argue that I don't think they have something good. I don't think so. I think they have something wrong because they had to keep doing it to find somebody. That's in a girl perspective. If you didn't find somebody to be stable, if you're a person that's trying to be in a serious relationship and you tell me, oh, you have 150 bodies, something didn't work out in all these bodies.

SPEAKER_00

I wouldn't ask somebody who has like Marco's like no, like for my friend group.

SPEAKER_01

I don't have a lot. Everybody thinks I have a lot. No, no, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_00

From my friend group, from my group. From the friend group, it's you, it's probably some other nigga. Uh-huh. I will always want to ask that, like, why is always like getting the next one? Like, what is it?

SPEAKER_01

Like, you always want to get like Well, every time you all of this happens on every man. You know, meet a girl, and you already know this is not wifey type. Yeah, so you just catch a point. Can I ask you because it's not a lot? When is that? Is that conversation right away? You know this right away. And she's a chicken. And she a chicken here. But at some point, I'm not a wifey.

SPEAKER_00

If I'm talking if I'm speaking to a girl that I don't like, I never get to the point to like.

SPEAKER_01

But you keep going so I can hit. You do speak to girls you don't like. You you don't like them because of their personality. Yeah, most of them. Because of the personality.

SPEAKER_05

But the thing is, it's not that he don't like them. It's just that, oh, she's not gonna be a girlfriend. She's gonna be a girlfriend. That's what it is. Because you have girls that are. So you be like, I want to hit that.

SPEAKER_00

You sexually attracted to it. Yeah, but to be honest, but to be like completely honestly, it's hard, bro.

SPEAKER_05

But you could be sexually attracted.

SPEAKER_00

Be with somebody that you feel like they trash?

SPEAKER_05

Not trash. You could be sexually attracted to it. Because a lot of porn star. Y'all probably sexually attracted to them, but you will not make them wifey.

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True.

SPEAKER_05

That's a good point. That's why I'm not gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_01

That's a great point. You actually make better sense. What happened? No, I lost my train of thought. Yeah, you was gonna say something, but that's his hot take. Right? Yeah. My hot take is going to brunch is paying for expensive breakfast.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that I agree. It's brunch.

SPEAKER_01

Like I feel like going to brunch is paying for a bigger one.

SPEAKER_05

But I think brunch you pay more is for the drinks, not the food. Yes, because you get unlimited 90 minutes of drinks.

SPEAKER_00

Do you have anything about it? No, but no, let's finish that one first. Yeah, but we all agree. We all agree, right?

SPEAKER_01

Like it's probably expensive as brunch.

SPEAKER_00

You believe it's that or you believe it's more because it's an afternoon drunk. I think it's a later.

SPEAKER_04

The brunch situation is always overrated to me because yeah, after four o'clock, you're hungry again. Well, it depends on the brunch you go to. No, you're right, you're right. By the time you get home and you're drunk, let me order some Door Dashes.

SPEAKER_00

What's the worst thing you guys have done like after brunch?

SPEAKER_01

Like eating. Keep going.

SPEAKER_06

Keep going.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, like yo, what are we going next? And you oh de fucked up. That's one of my hot takes. I got a list of hot takes you too. I have one. I have one. What's your which one is yours?

SPEAKER_05

I feel like a hot take. Um, when you're in a relationship, I don't think men should pay for everything.

SPEAKER_01

Come on, okay. You might be one applause, guys. She got guns.

SPEAKER_05

So you're the gun. I said that when you're in a relationship, I don't think men men should pay for everything.

SPEAKER_01

Oh wow. What percentage? I feel like this 50-50 shit is fake. Even though you say that women should give something in the relationship money-wise. I think this 50-50 is fake. It's an online thing, it's a clip thing.

SPEAKER_05

A lot of, yeah, a lot of people that like on TikTok, they be like, oh, yeah, in my in my household is 50-50, they get a lot of hate from it. But the thing is.

SPEAKER_01

What about it is fake? What about it? I don't know. That I think that might be about it. Yeah, no, no, no. I'm saying, like, all of us, us three, she's the only woman in the podcast. Us three. If we were to be millionaires, my girlfriend's gonna pay for anything. Yeah, 100%. So it's like it goes by how much money the men has. I think. And the goals, even if it's not the money, it's also the goals. Yeah. True. And even if we make the same, let's say we both make $80,000 a year, it's never $50-50, it's always $70-30. Yeah, financially. No, we're talking financially only. Okay, financially only. It's always $60, $40, $7,000, $70, 30. If sometimes the 50-50 happens. Yeah. But it's not all the way, bro. Because if I got it today, yo, babe, don't worry about that shit. I I just got my credit card paid. My credit card got $20,000. We go, we good, yeah? We good. You don't gotta give me the half. So that's what I'm saying. The 50-50 is fake.

SPEAKER_05

But the thing, the reason why I say this is because a lot of women go into relationships thinking that they don't have to put a dollar on anything.

SPEAKER_01

And that's why they're single.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. Because it's not that people think it's about the money, and it's not about the money.

SPEAKER_01

Thank you.

SPEAKER_05

It's not, it's not even about the money. It's more like he takes care of me, what I'm gonna do for him. Pussy is not it.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, and that's what they be saying.

SPEAKER_05

And that's why they think. It's also like, oh, he giving me, he gave me this bag. Let me for his birthday, let me do this for him. It's doing the same shit. That's what I think.

SPEAKER_00

You know how good I felt when my girlfriend paid me for my trip.

SPEAKER_03

That is fine.

SPEAKER_00

Even though I I even though you know you help and shit, the the fact that you gotta you got something fly or you pay for the co for the vacation and I got everything else.

SPEAKER_05

If you really like, if you really like, because the thing is a lot, there's a lot of relationships that people don't like each other. And they just together just to be together. But if you really like your person, you're gonna want to make them happy and do things for you. You spoil them for whatever. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

But man, we do have that um energy of like, I got it. If I got it, even if you don't got it, because sometimes we don't even got it. Yeah, and we like, man, it's really important.

SPEAKER_05

I know, yeah, say that, but if the girl be like, nah, I got it, y'all gonna be like, No, because they're gonna be fighting.

SPEAKER_01

She's not cheap allora. I lately I've been in TikTok a lot, and I've seen a lot of women like go in live and they talk about this topic about oh man needs to pay for everything. He gotta pay for my nails, my phone bill, my vacations, my rent, and all of this. You know, when I'm usually comes, they always single. Yeah. Every girl that is saying these shit is always single.

SPEAKER_05

That's why, that's why um when you go when people do that, like when you start a relationship, yes, I believe he has to pay for the first day, the second, the third day. Yeah, when you started getting to the other. You went to know each other, yeah, he has to pay. He's supposed to pay for the stuff. But when you already in a settled relationship, that every time you somewhere, even if he pays, you could be like, oh, let me sell you. Like, even you don't have to say just send it. And it's not because he needs the money, it's also because you just want to do that.

SPEAKER_00

And by the way, we are speaking on working women. Because if you're my girlfriend, let's say you're middle working class, middle class. Yeah. Yeah, if you're not working as a woman in a class, that's okay.

SPEAKER_05

Working class.

SPEAKER_00

Do you think that, Chris? You think women should pay sometimes?

SPEAKER_04

Um to me, personally, I feel like I feel uncomfortable whenever my girl offers to pay anything. Sometimes I let her just so like, you know, good, so she can feel good, whatever, because she's always insisting. But most of the time, I'm okay paying with, I'm okay paying if not everything, most things.

SPEAKER_00

Question for you Has there been a feeling for you that she has done something financially? That you as a man be like, Don't that's fire?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So so we agree that there's something cool about it.

SPEAKER_04

My girl be be hook sometimes. She be like, yo, here, bro, get here's this for the put it on your credit card.

SPEAKER_00

That's fire. That's fire.

SPEAKER_01

No, we don't expect them doing like every month. But one time there's fire. This generation made men feel like it's bad for us on some for something. To ask for stuff. No, for sometimes not to have it. Bro, it's okay if you don't have it. Yeah, I saw my grandfather not have it. Like, it's okay if you don't have it. So that's how and that's why. My mom don't have it. And I gotta help my mom. Sometimes my own sister, sometimes I don't have it. I gotta tell my sister, like, yo, send me 20 real quick. Yeah. Sometimes I don't have it. It's okay to not have it. Yeah, yeah. People live this fantasy world like you always have it. Like, if you don't have it, you should just kill yourself.

SPEAKER_04

But that's a blessing that you have people you can ask. There's people that don't have that. Yeah. There was something interesting you said earlier that pussy's not a like not a thing. But it's really good to smell, though. It's really good to smell. I had that shit.

SPEAKER_01

Like I had that. Do you do you have a hot take?

SPEAKER_04

So I do have a hot take. Excess trash. Eating seafood in a in a beach is not that serious.

SPEAKER_06

What? No, no, that's not like a hot take.

SPEAKER_05

That's not a hot take. Like it's really not that seed. You know what's you know what is that?

SPEAKER_04

It's not that serious.

SPEAKER_05

Because he don't eat seafood, so you never had it. So you never tried it.

SPEAKER_04

I've had seafood before. So I got a question.

SPEAKER_05

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04

How old were you? Have you tried it? How old you was? I was like 11, 12.

SPEAKER_06

It's not the same thing. You haven't yet to the same place.

SPEAKER_01

Do you know that like people with money, they go out to have like seafood? Like seafood is part of the like.

SPEAKER_04

But why though? Like, I understand. Okay.

SPEAKER_01

Has the beach having chicken is like.

SPEAKER_03

But you just okay. You had a dude with it.

SPEAKER_05

I can tell you why.

SPEAKER_04

They got it. They grill if you know what it is. And then hold up, but let me finish my talk. You eat the fish, right? But they eat the dinner uh. That's a lie. That's a that's a lie. Explain her.

SPEAKER_05

That's a lie. The thing is, a person that haven't eaten seafood don't have an opinion on this. And I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04

I've had seafood though, so that that statement.

SPEAKER_05

Have it chicken tenders? Hold on, hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_01

It's not fire either at the beach. Do you think? But who has chicken tenders at the beach? Do you think it's having it's spaghetti and meatballs at the beach is fire? No.

SPEAKER_05

So what's what's the beach? What's the beach?

SPEAKER_04

But I can't have like a nice filet steak on the by the beach.

SPEAKER_05

You're gonna have that dinner at the steakhouse. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I can have something else at the steakhouse. What chicken tenders? No. I can have some couscous.

SPEAKER_05

You didn't even eat that! How you know I don't eat that? What's couscous? It's like a type of quinoa. It's like a like part of the family.

SPEAKER_04

But we're talking about meal.

SPEAKER_00

You can have some burrata. Can I tell you something? When I went to Bahamas, the best meal was seafood at the end. Lambi. No, no. Actually, now that you're saying that. When we went to the Kovachot thing, right? Oh no, we went to the room. The first restaurant we went.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, yeah, Lambi.

SPEAKER_00

Come on, Chris.

SPEAKER_05

You know what was the I remember when I went to our room.

SPEAKER_04

Chinatown just get the shit, baby. No, it's not. It's not the same. That's what it got.

SPEAKER_05

You go specifically to get steak somewhere. It's the same shit for seafood. You don't go anywhere.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, there's another hot take. I believe steak, and I love steak. It's overrated. Nah. Let me explain why. Can I explain why? Can I explain why?

SPEAKER_07

Why?

SPEAKER_00

Because I feel steak, the difference between restaurants and steak is not that great. No, you can get bad fish.

SPEAKER_01

You could but get bad steak.

SPEAKER_04

Go ahead. You could get bad steak too. Go ahead. I never had a bad steak in life.

SPEAKER_01

Well, everywhere, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I never had a bad steak. Take me along with my seafood take. Comment down below if you think I'm bugging, but I know I'm not bugging. You are bugging. Sushi's overrated as well.

SPEAKER_05

I had sushi the other day.

SPEAKER_01

Sushi's overrated. That's one thing about sushi. Oh, it's not bad. I'm with Chris. Don't I agree with that about it? No, no, no. I'm with Chris. I agree with that. I agree with him too. Well, there's people that make it seem like it's caviar. And it's caviar.

SPEAKER_05

No, it's not. It's not.

SPEAKER_01

Yo. It's good. Yo. But I'm not a sushi person.

SPEAKER_05

It's a fake sushi. We're talking about the road chicken.

SPEAKER_01

But you see how pasta to me and you as the best people, the sushi is good.

SPEAKER_05

No, but the thing is we say pasta is good, but people that say sushi is good, they'll be like, oh my god, that is the best. Like they go crazy. But people go crazy. I have I had sushi. I had it on vacation.

SPEAKER_04

So look at Brazil Mohong.

SPEAKER_01

I got another hat take. Yeah, my hot takes is crazy. If your favorite restaurant, if your favorite restaurant has a 45-minute wait, it better change your life.

SPEAKER_00

I believe that's true.

SPEAKER_01

I don't like waiting 45 minutes.

SPEAKER_05

That's why I do restoration.

SPEAKER_04

Have you waited that long?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

For a restaurant, no. The most I've waited is 20 minutes. And then 20 minutes is okay.

SPEAKER_05

At the bar, you wait at the bar?

SPEAKER_04

If they have a bar. Now, if they don't have a bar, I'm already telling my girl, look for some place. I don't know if we just trying to eat. I agree with you there. The last time I like I waited online for something was one time. We waited for sneakers. And Coke. I even made my mom come with us. My mom came with us. We weighed the line at two in the morning. When the store opened up at nine, bro. Siete or na línea, right? Camped out. Just for all the niggas in Fordham, just to skip everybody, bro. And I was like, this is the first and last time I'm waiting online for anything, bro. Can I ask you what shoe was it? It was for the Bread 11s when they when it the OG ones.

SPEAKER_01

I waited for Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 for PS2.

SPEAKER_04

PS3. Yeah. For PS2.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I'm definitely saying that.

SPEAKER_04

I never waited for nothing but life. You never pussy. Y'all don't remember. Yeah, yeah. I kind of don't miss those times like camping out when that game time waiting for that new call of duty waiting for the city.

SPEAKER_01

I like camping out for things that is right away. Like we camping out at 8 p.m. We got the the the product at 12. I don't like camping out two days like all you niggas did for streaming university. Like I'm not the word that's. But can we be honest? I think the reselling, the reselling part of it has to be.

SPEAKER_04

Everything is digital. So now you can just get the game digital on your PlayStation.

SPEAKER_00

Blockbuster. Blockbuster. Blockbuster. Going Friday, renting a movie, and Blu-ray. And Netflix too. But Netflix.

SPEAKER_04

Netflix used to have the rent the movie and then they mail it to you and then you send it back. That used to be fire.

SPEAKER_01

I like, and then you're waiting for that little C D little C D to rent it. Inside the little thing. You probably never never did that.

SPEAKER_00

No, I did Bloodbuster. I never did it.

SPEAKER_04

You remember movie box? It was like a whole, it was like a vending machine of movies. You go put the $20, $30, whatever. You should be a hell of a like.

SPEAKER_00

Look, I'm a tech guy, and this is like little things. I'm like, damn, bro. That's just nostalgic shit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but let me let me introduce the podcast and shit. He told me the boy. Yeah, let's just try to right now. 543 22222 1111.

SPEAKER_02

Oh sh the Dominicans are in the building.

SPEAKER_01

Hey, what's poppin'? You're now tuning to the greatest podcast in the world. Salute to the support. I go by the name of Marcos Alexander. You heard? Behind cameras, we got the bartender. And to my right side, Big Gangster straight from Cancun. Yeah. Great! And to my left side, more money in the pocket, more money in the bank. Vacation is on the way, you are. Two change. Greece is on the way. Y'all better watch out with Miss Hyman too. We got my boy J A I Hyman. Okay, okay, okay. If you made it this far, make sure y'all like the video. Subscribe to the channel. We and every platform, Google Play, Amazon Music, and Apple Podcasts. The goal for this video is to get it at 50 likes. So just make sure you like the video. It don't make you less of a man either. Yeah. If you like what you're hearing, if you like if it's funny, if we ever make you laugh, just like the video. The goal is 50 likes. So as we was talking, we got Chris back from we got Chris back from vacation at his birthday. So all I want to say is happy birthday to Chris. Happy belated birthday to Chris. You heard? Thank you. Thank you. Finally hit 30, man. How 30. How do it feel to be in Cancun? I know Cancun, it can be anybody's trip, but Cancun never missed. For me, it has never missed. For the bartender, it has never missed. For Jaime either. It also depends on the colour. Cancun is never bad. It's never bad. It can rain two, three days, but then the sun is back out. So burned your skin. Have you seen Chris? He's black as fuck. Yes, I am. So I want to ask you, how was your vacation? How do you enjoy yourself? Do you feel something different being 30? Do you feel you gotta accomplish new goals now that you think you turned 30 years old? You 10 years away from 40. What are the goals? How do you feel? How was your birthday? How was Cancun?

SPEAKER_04

Um, I want to say shout out to everybody from Cancun, everybody that I met over there. Uh I met a lot of nice people. They know your real name? Yeah. Um day you use this. I actually use my real name. Okay. But I did lie a lot though. Okay. I just lied. I don't like telling people what I actually do for a living. I don't like telling that I have a podcast. Was you a banker now? Um, no, I was like uh I told them I was like this real estate mogul. Yeah. But I didn't make it out you get on me. Warren Buffett told me about those I had to make it, I want you guit on me. But I could tell people know I was lying, but you know, when you have a couple of drinks, you just like talking shit. Fucking mean.

SPEAKER_01

But I did meet a lot of nice people over there. Um You said um you sent us a video in the chat where you was like having drinks with people, taking shots with people. Yes. You met good people, but that's the same thing. I mean good people.

SPEAKER_04

Met a couple of guys from Houston. Shout out, shout out to my guys from Houston. Send a show. Shout out to them.

SPEAKER_01

You know their name? Hold on.

SPEAKER_04

You remember their name? I do remember their name, but I'm not gonna say. I don't want to say. Okay, okay, okay. Um shout out to the the two old couples that we've been I I was talking to them every day. Every day, every day. Every time y'all see though, you're talking. Yeah, we spoke up the old dude. Um, I'm not gonna say his name either. He um, young old old cat from Queens. Um, talked about everything Michael Jordan, LeBron, the whole conversation. Yeah, not even drunk. Like we was talking at first we were just talking, then we got as conversations kept going, we was drunk. But I met a lot of nice people. The weather there was amazing.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Uh the resort I stayed at was really nice and luxurious.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

So shout out to everybody, man. Shout out to my lady too. She she came out, popped out with me.

SPEAKER_01

Um, do you feel different being 30? No, not really.

SPEAKER_00

I wanted to ask that.

SPEAKER_04

Because I believe breaking 30 is overweight. Like, I was still doing this little kid shit that I used, uh like there was batting cages in there. I did batting cages. Batting cages, yeah. I did everything, like everything I wanted to do, I did it. So, like, this is like 30 is just a number. It's all your personality. The difference between 29 and five months is not different than 30. I feel like for me, third, like me 27, 28, sorry, 26 and 30. Does it say it's the same person with a little bit more back pain? Yeah, a little bit more, a little bit more knowledge. Yeah, of course. A little bit more sleepy, a little bit more sleepy. I do go to sleep a little bit earlier now. Of course. But I do wake up a lot earlier. So Welcome. I I enjoy the day. Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, so you became a morning person.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, more of a morning person, less of a nocturnal person. Not to cut you off, but I think we gotta say this. Shout out to the people that we meet on vacation. And we might never see each other ever again, but it's like we make a bond of brotherhood for three for three, five days. Yeah, meet each other. We never see each other again, and we never see each other again. You made me have fun on vacation. You made me feel like I was at home. And shout out to your wife, your cousin, your brother, whoever you were with, to all those people that we met on vacation. We all met on vacation. Shout out to y'all, man. Shout out to y'all, man.

SPEAKER_04

And I'm sorry I lied, it's just I just don't like telling telling y'all my personal shit. Yeah, I don't like telling telling y'all my personal shit. Oh, you ate a lot? I ate a lot. I ate a lot of tacos. I ate like a fat bitch. A lot of tacos. A lot of tacos. Your girl enjoyed herself? Yeah, she did. She was thotty, she was like the way to battle with it. I this is the one trip. I knew my girl ate a lot. But this was the one trip.

SPEAKER_03

This is the one. I was like, damn. The waiter's looking at us.

SPEAKER_02

And it's not because of me. Yeah, because of you. Like, you're wilding right now. Well, that's a good thing, though. And it is a good thing.

SPEAKER_01

You feel good that she wanted to eat, so you be like, I made the right choice.

SPEAKER_04

Like, God damn.

SPEAKER_00

So Buffet's.

SPEAKER_04

No, Buffet, Buffet. We was in like those restaurants, you know, at the nighttime. Because that was that that um resort had like 16 restaurants. So more than one. We did like we did like a uh, we actually did two restaurants in one night. Damn.

SPEAKER_01

This made me hey, like, I need a girl to do this shit. I remember how fire it is being at an Olympic hotel, and you be like, let me get that drink with the catcarelle.

SPEAKER_02

And even, and you didn't even not go drink it, but you know what I'm happy. Like, we might do it, we might not.

SPEAKER_04

Bro, I had to give the I had to give our waiter like a 20. I was like, yo.

SPEAKER_02

Hold up, Pancho. Yo, Pancho!

SPEAKER_04

I'm sorry about her. Hold up, I'm sorry about her. But what's that she did? Bro, she would, you see, like, you get an appetizer, main course, dessert. Of course. That's what the normal human being. Well, you did. My girl would get three appetizers, two entrees, and and she don't really eat dessert. So she like, nah, I'ma skip dessert.

SPEAKER_01

I'm like, I also want to say that to Coach. Shout out to the people at the all-inclusive that they worked in. Yes. How they take care of us. Pancho, el primo. El primo. Because that's what we call Dominicans. We call everybody primo. Shout out to those people that they do the most to do the shots for us, even if we drug to bring the tacos, to bring the fake, oh, the fake champagne that costs eight dollars and make us feel like this. Shout out to all those people that work at those restaurants at Cancun. Wherever you at. Shout out to those people, man.

SPEAKER_04

I'm a really good tipper at when I'm on vacation. But you should do it. I'm a good tipper. I'm a good tip.

SPEAKER_05

People that don't tip pisses me off. Facts. No, like literally.

SPEAKER_01

Well, a little three, five, four dollars is good. You know what that changes my mind. That's valid, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, but I live a lot. You know what I don't like that shit. Like, literally, if I'm a f if we friends and I see that you'll be like, I'm not tipping them, I will let us go you off. Because that's something that has to do with your manners. Like, this person is giving you all the service, and you hear like, fuck it, like, nah.

SPEAKER_00

No, but people for example, those resorts, the the money mongers, like, look, I think quads, typically are the owners of the resource.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Right? And specific restaurants of specific waiters. A lot of the people in the bars, they don't make that much money.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, at the pool, in the heat, bringing you drinks, food, all of this stuff.

SPEAKER_00

There were like three white dudes giving them money pretty much. And eat that old dry. Go bad deep to get you those things. One time, bro. I remember to this day in Cancun. I was young as shit. I gave a hundred dollars for a nigga.

SPEAKER_02

And he was he was in your pocket. Right here, right here, right here.

SPEAKER_00

First of all, he was about to cry. Because a hundred dollars. Especially we're talking about 2019. So pre-pandemic. Hey, Deepo, you're gonna say, I need money up a hookah. Then you used to go out hot hotel and get it and get the shit for the hookah. But a hundred dollars though, like that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05

And they appreciate that. Because you come the next day and because you tip them the day before, they have the chair ready for you. Like, they treat you very evil.

SPEAKER_04

So I put that in a story too at the Cancun trip that I was just in. My girl, she rented out a bungalow for us. Oh no, sorry, cabana. A cabana, a cabana.

SPEAKER_01

So hold on. A cabana is a little bed by the pool with sunshade.

SPEAKER_04

No, no, but this was like a almost like a basic tenth. Like a tent, like a tent. No, like a like an apartment right in front of the pool type shit. Yeah, those are like more expensive. I wish I had a bathroom, a shower, all that. But the guy, the guy that was taking care of us, he was like, oh, look, I'm gonna take care of you guys. Whatever you guys need, let me know. So all rip before he even did anything. Yeah, hold on to this 50. $50 off rip. Bro, the when I'll tell the nigga, give me ice, bro. The ice was already dead. Before he even thought about it, the ice was dead.

SPEAKER_01

Try my P, yeah, try my P. Whatever. Everything.

SPEAKER_04

The dude was literally standing right next to our bunk, our cabana the entire day, bro. And it before we like our drink would like get empty. Fresh drink. You already knew what you were ordering, too.

SPEAKER_00

And I like them because they they know how to work. They know how to work. Because if you know someone's helping you out, they doing the vice versa of helping you out.

SPEAKER_01

And they don't do it with an attitude. They don't do it with a they celebrate, they sing happy birthday to you.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, Marcos. And then you know who came out after? Big Do Roberto. Of course. Big Do Roberto. I don't know how much he gave, but he just wanna die to the nigga. Bro, Mucha. All the service came to us. You guys okay? You you guys, is it too hot in here? Whatever, bro. You need more fresh towels? Bro.

SPEAKER_01

Let me tell you, can we make a piece of overto? Let me tell you the audience. Roberto is Chris's brother, blood brother. It's Chris's big brother. And I also want to say, happy birthday to my man Roberto. You heard?

SPEAKER_04

Shout out to my right-hand man right now.

SPEAKER_01

Great guy, great guy, his girlfriend, great girl. Every time they see me and Jaime. Treat us everything. Because we're not part of Chris family, but we actually are. The niggas treat us everything. So happy birthday to my man Roberto. As you call him Bob, shout out to my nigga Roberto. You heard?

SPEAKER_00

I know when that nigga gets young. Yeah, you're in the Suelto. Yo, that's Swento. Okay, compramos.

SPEAKER_01

Literally, bro. Shout out to my nigga. That's my nigga, man. I called. Yo, I called you. I'm trying to get him. I'm trying to get him Dalvin La Melodia. You lucky Dalbin La Melodia is not hitting New York. So we're gonna go tonight to see Dalvin La Melodia. But shout out to Roberto, but you know what you're saying. But let me ask you one thing. That you hit 30. You didn't have like a goal now, like a different goal.

SPEAKER_04

I do have a goal. Um but I started this goal last year. Okay. I wanna obviously I want to start a family.

SPEAKER_02

Um shit, we about to be godfathers, nigga.

SPEAKER_07

We about to be godfathers, nigga!

SPEAKER_04

Alright, hold up, but hold on. Let me keep going. Um, between now and the next two to three years, yeah, I do want to purchase a home for me and my for me and my god.

SPEAKER_06

Another pool. We ain't no kid! We need no pool! Michael, another pool for you?

SPEAKER_02

Another pool? I got poo out of the stage, nigga. I'm just waiting on hyper now.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I'm waiting now. I'm gonna hike in his pool. I don't talk about the bottom. Yo, you know what's crazy waking up on a Friday in New York? Ask Marcus Alex Timer, you'll be like, Whoop! Whoopoo on the boat. Michael?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, keto.

SPEAKER_01

That is crazy.

SPEAKER_06

They're gonna wake up and find you in the backyard, like, hey, guys.

SPEAKER_04

But yeah, those are my goals for right now.

SPEAKER_01

Spotify, yeah. Shout out to you. Spotify. Hopefully, I know God is gonna bless you because you've been a great guy. Jaime, me and Jaime know you've been a great guy. Your girlfriend has been been a great person too. Your family niggas fuck with us like we part of them and shit.

SPEAKER_04

My dad keeps asking for you all the time.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, hey, I don't make 12.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, they're gonna be like, what's the 15? You know 15? No, no 18.

SPEAKER_00

No, 18, so like, how much is it 18? Like 600, right? Four. So you know your father deserves it. Nah, yeah, my OG, OG deserves it, man. You know, I was very happy when you when you when you went out with I didn't know you were going with your father. The trip before the Vegas, Vegas.

SPEAKER_04

I was very happy because I feel like that's so cool. Of course. We were actually celebrating my mom and my dad's 30, 30 years, 32 or 33 year anniversary.

SPEAKER_00

You know, me and my mom was talking about that? Because I'll I'll make it as an example. And I told my mom, you see that? That's what we gotta do.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I was telling my mom today, I was like, next year, I will be able to get away. Niggas is renting a house. Niggas is renting a house in the summers for like a few days, go over there, swim in the pool, yeah, have a little barbecue with your mom and share your family and your uncles and all that shit. That shit is fine, bro. Yeah, it is. And those are the only moments that you really like take. Because you know, we be around friends a lot. A hundred percent. But you know how fine it will be for me to talking to Jaime and her mom?

SPEAKER_05

And my hyman.

SPEAKER_01

Jaime's mom and my mom talking, and me talking to Jayman's mom, like, yo. Nigga, Jaime, Jaime would give you a little trouble, right? When he was young. And you get to know how Jayman was, you get to know how Chris was, you get to see Jaime's uncle, you get to see Jayman's stepfather and father. Like, that's something that you only could take once. You know what I'm trying to say? You know what?

SPEAKER_00

I noticed that and I asked that question myself. What went wrong? You never asked that. What do you mean? What do you mean about that? In the generations that we are in. Okay. Because back in the days, and probably Chris' family is the best example. Because they still get together.

SPEAKER_01

There's something about Chris, being in Chris's family that will cut you off that I like. Nobody is on their phone.

SPEAKER_00

When they get together, very rarely.

SPEAKER_01

I do not be on my phone. I was telling my mom that shit. I was telling my mom that shit the other day. I was like, every time me and the bartender go on vacation, I feel we the last generation that we don't be on our phone. It's true. I barely posted it.

SPEAKER_04

I barely posted it in K.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you didn't.

SPEAKER_05

I literally have to shit. There was a night that has left my phone in the room. Because I didn't need it.

SPEAKER_00

In Colombia, we didn't use our phone. Nigga, almost never. Only to make it take a picture of Poloni.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that's it, that's right.

SPEAKER_00

He was fucking bitches. Yeah, but whatever. Let's say that. Well, what I'm saying is that the the chin generation is because I remember when my family was when they were younger. Which is their age when they were your family's age now. You know, in the 50s and 60s, they were getting together. I'm just certaining age, like they get so old they don't want to get together.

SPEAKER_05

No, I don't think it's that. I think it's also it's passed down. It's passed down.

SPEAKER_01

And we don't do the job. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05

And the reason, no, the thing is also people go their separate ways. Like the cousin gets all the friends and all the oh they oh they have a husband and they would their family, like everybody goes to a separate, separate way, and I feel like it'd be hard sometimes, and then also a lot of gossip. It could be gossip too. No, 100% dumb shit.

SPEAKER_01

Which the gossip is a dumb shit. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm talking about, mom right now?

SPEAKER_00

Every time you come to America, because you know she comes every time a month. Yeah, yeah. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna allow you to not see your brothers and sisters. You don't want Sobrino, I say, let's make something happen. Let's make something happen. Okay, they're getting older. Yeah, they know 60s and 70s. Yeah, so we like yo. That's why shout out to my father for his mother. Shout out to my mother before she died. She died at old age, 90 something. They did it for a decade. They're gonna go out with their mother to trips. And I feel like we as now we're in our 30s. Let's not forget that we're a parent. You, your mom, you work in your car sometime, grab your mommy, like yo, mommy, I'm putting it on a yeah, come on. Even if you're carida.

SPEAKER_01

I'm telling you right now, Michael, that's the best thing. This shit is a topic that you hitting me crazy with. You don't know how many. If you start to think how much time you got with Tom Left, no, it's crazy. It's scary. It's scary, bro. You know, 100% is it is scary. So that's why I told Chris last podcast. By the way, last podcast that y'all saw, it was a good podcast. But the podcast we had before that podcast, it was more in depth. Yeah. I wish we could record that shit. We would have been viral, but I told Chris, like, you don't know how much time you got with your uncles, with your grandmother, with your mom. And it's like, it's so fucking fire to be with them and having fun. And I was telling my man kilo, which is like, I'm gonna sit in here my best mother, yeah. I was telling him, like, yo, next next year, by the summer, let's rent a house. You take your mom, your parents, I'll take my mom, my parents, my sister, her boyfriend, my boys, and let's just go somewhere in New Jersey, have the family meet together, dance together, sing together, karaoke, even I don't like that shit. Because those are the moments that we're taking, bro. Like those are the moments that we're taking. So if you mom, you have, if you have your mom alive, your father, your uncle, take care, take the advantage of being with dog. Chris's father's birthday? Who was hating on that nigga? I already said a last part. Hey, and you know what? And imagine Chris.

SPEAKER_00

Wait, wait, and Chris, you move out from his house. Yeah. Right? I know at the beginning, it's a bit. Never stop going out with your parents. Yeah. Never. You and your brothers. Like, shout out to Bob.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. You and your brother, you ain't you and Bob. Every week and we almost almost every week every day.

SPEAKER_00

But I don't think your father's gonna be older. And he won't want, he don't want to go out. Saka lo. Saka.

SPEAKER_01

So you don't know how much time you got left, bro. You don't know how much time you got left with your mom. You don't know how much time you got left with.

SPEAKER_00

Bro, I'm gonna give you my mama suchi, daffeli.

SPEAKER_01

Mama Suchi. Yeah. Them niggas do not care where they're going. They don't give a fuck about it. They just wanna be part of it. They just want to be part of it. They just want to feel the breeze. They want to feel the people talking to them. They want to they also want you to talk to them.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Like, like, like it's like.

SPEAKER_00

Bro, what's his name, Chris? Um Neon de Chris Heist. Uh-huh. And he says something so powerful about when you get older. Your body gets older.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

But your mind is still the same guy that you were 35, 30. I feel I still feel like my brain is like at 22, 23. No, you're more mature.

SPEAKER_00

You have more knowledge. You know how what to do, what not to do. But you still don't realize that you're 30. Yeah. Imagine that when you're 60.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. You don't realize you're 60. I felt it after my hangover.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, yeah, you felt it. Yo, you better buy there's a product that for your hangover I'm drinking now.

SPEAKER_04

No, I I got some shit too, but like I had to say, I had to take two of those.

SPEAKER_00

But the thing is, is is about life goes fast. Your parents, none of us are life is limited. If you have the chance, that's for the audience. Even if you're mad at your mom because your mom didn't let you go out or didn't wash your clothes, take her out, even for a $50 dinner.

SPEAKER_01

I'm not talking about fucking agree.

SPEAKER_00

Because, oh, I'm telling you, when life because your mom comes every couple months. Yeah. So at the end of that, I'm like damn. If my mom comes twice a year, twice a year. That's two times a year. Let's say she lives another 10, 20 years, that's 40 times, that's 40 times left.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

That got time work.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

If when you think about shit like that, it fucks you up. My dad, I only see my dad once a year. Once at most.

SPEAKER_00

Let's say he had 10 years, 20 years left. And look, I only can see him 10 times a week.

SPEAKER_01

You see his dad every week.

SPEAKER_00

And never feel like he's.

SPEAKER_01

I'm telling you about that. That's what I'm saying. That's why I say I feel like we're the last generation of like, we don't use our phone. No, no, I do not give. I was in this nigga's house for his father's birthday. I came there. You know, I always come there with a little swag. I'ma sit down. I was there. Niggas had the band. Nigga, his father was live. His father was talking in my ear. I do not know what the fuck that nigga said. But whatever that nigga said, it just made me feel like we them niggas. For right that moment, right now, nobody in that house can fuck with me here. It's you him. And this nigga was anybody. My nigga, now for one moment, I grabbed my phone and was like, yo, I'm here.

SPEAKER_02

Chris' birthday, Chris's father's birthday. Yeah, Chris. Yeah, Roberto. And we gotta say it.

SPEAKER_00

And I don't think Chris understands it. I got home, my phone was like an 85%.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, because he ain't used it.

SPEAKER_00

And I think Chris understands something when I say it, and I really mean this from the heart.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Your family's special. And I'm not saying this to make you pat in the back or whatever. It's my mom's. It's my mom's.

SPEAKER_04

Bro, no, like see your mom and your dad.

SPEAKER_00

And like, because I seen parents that work too much. The kids go out from work, and when they get twins, they don't see each other again until like every six, every year. That's when when I when I say I say, shout out to your father and your mother and your grandmother, your daddy. Shout out to that nigga.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, he see though. Oh, really? His kids came from Miami, from Florida, from Orlando. His family was in Florida, right? His family lives in Florida.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, man. Shout out to his sino, but all that shit is fine. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_01

It reminds me when I was younger. My family. Let's move on to the next topic. Let me ask you the next topic. What is one thing your partner could be be could be better at? One thing that your partner could be better at.

SPEAKER_05

Cooking.

SPEAKER_01

So you wish your boyfriend. But I think it'll boyfriend could be better at cooking. But why? Because you're tired of cooking. No, I love cooking. Only patalito.

SPEAKER_05

No, I I enjoy cooking. But sometimes I want him to be like, I'm a I'm a cookie sick.

SPEAKER_01

I got you a steak today with pasta and all of that.

SPEAKER_05

It could be a burger. I don't care. But he's a sort of thing. But he does he does make sandwiches. But I'm a mess, like is bomb.

SPEAKER_07

Okay.

SPEAKER_05

Really good. But I feel like if he if he cooks, it's not because I don't want to cook. I feel like it's gonna help him out too when I'm not there. Instead of ordering food. You want the intention of like. No, just him learning that. No, you should cool.

SPEAKER_00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01

What about you? But he bakes.

SPEAKER_05

He bakes, yeah. But I don't eat sweets like that.

SPEAKER_01

I don't give a fuck about sweets. I'm it might be a good thing. He bakes and eats it all.

SPEAKER_04

Oh baking is gonna hold you some. A nice cookie?

SPEAKER_05

He bakes and eats it all.

SPEAKER_04

No, go on. Oh nice. Oh, nice cookie.

SPEAKER_01

So he'll baking it to save it. Frienda comiendo. So friend comiendo. A nice cookie versus a nice pasta.

SPEAKER_05

But I pasta is gonna be too much for him. He could make me a burger or like pasta is too much.

SPEAKER_03

What you mean?

SPEAKER_05

For him.

SPEAKER_01

The sauce you gotta create it.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Unragul. Yo, you gotta go, but it's a good one.

SPEAKER_03

Marco, un salami ahí.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah. I don't care.

SPEAKER_01

What's something that your party could be better at, Jaime?

SPEAKER_00

Be more prepared of not making last minute trips.

SPEAKER_01

What you mean? It's just back on the phone. She likes that's that specific. What do you mean she does last minute trips?

SPEAKER_00

She likes to like to make last minute trips.

SPEAKER_01

She likes the way last minute. Like she wanna be like, but it's spontaneous means money. Correct. Nobody says that. Spontaneous is money.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Spontaneous is money. And I said, man, I was like, because I told her, like, you don't want to make a trip for a month. You can you can save money, you can get a cheaper deal.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Right?

SPEAKER_00

But if you want to go, like, oh, let's make a weekend trip this weekend. This weekend, yeah. So you want her to be more time management. Like plan.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, timeout. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

But it's all important. Planning, yeah. Better planning.

SPEAKER_01

On long-term planning. But can you be the one that is that is wrong in that conversation? Maybe she has it. What do you mean? Maybe she has it like that. Maybe she's like, she done it? Like she has money. Maybe she has money. Like maybe she's like, but I don't think I don't think it's about the money.

SPEAKER_00

Miss Hyper's not. We're gonna get the money.

SPEAKER_05

But I get what he's saying. It's not also like only the money. It's also the preparing.

SPEAKER_00

I sell on my dog.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, you gotta find out.

SPEAKER_00

I gotta find a big hotel for the dog. It's not like her, like she lives with her mom. She can leave her whatever thing with her mom. I don't have nobody to leave my dog. Yeah. So I need to get a baby center. I need to figure out, okay, my car, or I'm gonna leave my car if it's something else, like another country. Or if I'm going to state. And I got bills, nigga. Yeah. Got a rent to pay. But that's the only thing. Everything else, everything else. So you want her to what? To be a better time management. Has a bet for it. For vacation. For everything in life.

SPEAKER_01

For everything in life.

SPEAKER_00

No caga place.

SPEAKER_01

Time your breath. Time your shit. Time your shit where you want to take a shit. How about you, Chris? I don't got a partner, so I got a lot of things to say.

SPEAKER_04

What was the question again? I had one.

SPEAKER_01

What? Why do you think your partner could do better? What is one thing? What is one thing your partner could be better at? Learning how to breathe quietly.

SPEAKER_04

So if okay, so can you explain? Should we just yes, bro, watching TV. We're watching Family Feud or some shit. And I'm like, I just thought Shorty Burp. Alright, but it's like, bro, nonstop. I just look at her. I'm like, yo, you breathing like a fat slob, nigga. Yo, you asleep abnormal shit, bro. What the fuck is going on?

SPEAKER_01

Have you told her? That's how I breathe. You told her anything about it? Every day. Every day. Is that like an everyday conversation? Everyday conversation. So that's the only one thing you wanna like flip. Like your thoughts. Don't breathe down hardball. Don't breathe down hardball, huh? You see what somebody Don't breathe down hardball.

SPEAKER_04

You see when somebody whispers in your ear, you get the like that like the uncomfortable feel? That's how I feel every time I hear that breathing.

SPEAKER_00

That's a crazy peppy, bro.

SPEAKER_04

Do you think you breathe like that? No, I don't. I know I don't, because it will bother me. It will bother me. It will bother me. Like if you could do it, if you do like one side, like that's not gonna bother me. But if you did like I mean, yo, are you okay? You mean come you need me to call you the ambulance? Are you okay? So that's the one thing you want to do. Like I really like that really.

SPEAKER_00

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05

But it's not like it sounds like you have a problem. Because is that only with her that you have that problem?

SPEAKER_04

Everybody.

SPEAKER_00

Is there something specifically for her that you want her to change?

SPEAKER_04

That breathing shit. I think my hair will go back. I think my hair will go back.

SPEAKER_06

You think that's what's falling? That's not an opportunity. Another one? Go ahead. For hence you see my products.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, he showers with your shampoo. He he lotion with your lotion. Panels in a panel.

SPEAKER_04

Wait. Okay, it's high quality shit, bro.

SPEAKER_00

$20 shampoo?

SPEAKER_01

So he be using your products. So you want him to stop using your panel.

SPEAKER_05

And he could use it, but don't use it in a big amount because they are expensive.

SPEAKER_01

No, I'll be honest. It's true, because when I use my mom's shampoo, I'm walled out. Nigga.

SPEAKER_05

Because that's the special shampoo. You literally just need a one squeeze.

SPEAKER_04

You squeeze a lot and then half of it falls. Blue in. That's funny, that's you just swim in the water.

SPEAKER_01

Now the shampoo went to my balls.

SPEAKER_00

I noticed with this girlfriend. They have like a whole bulldo. Yeah. Every single crema. She pinilla. Yo, you said a little bit. I don't know what's a little bit. I put a whole pull.

SPEAKER_05

She put a finger a pimple patch? Uh no, uh, uh, unkabong.

SPEAKER_00

I take 20 minutes scrubby that shit because I'm not going to be able to put it.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, let me ask you something. Do you girl like take pimples of you and shit like that? Yes. Yeah?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I have another pet peeve.

unknown

I know.

SPEAKER_00

He needs to be better.

SPEAKER_05

He needs to be better at back scratching. Cause I feel like it's a comela sunny.

SPEAKER_06

If you won't scratch me, scratch me like I'm about to bleed. No, you know what? I need to bleed with the scratch. You know what the problem is that the comments.

SPEAKER_01

That's him, man. Well, that's what I need.

SPEAKER_06

No.

SPEAKER_01

And if you won't scratch me, scratch me like I'm about to bleed. Don't be scratching me. So no one said that go get the knife.

SPEAKER_02

Don't get me right. I ain't gonna lie, probably the only nigga that gets scratched with a knife. I'm the only nigga that's going to talk about it.

SPEAKER_06

But yeah, he needs to get better at back scratch. Because when I do it for him, I do it mad nice. He gets ashy some of the lotion.

SPEAKER_01

A professional back volley. Like doing conguto. No, I also have a happier nails. You know, symmetric.

SPEAKER_00

So you don't cut a nigga, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

So let me say, something any of my exes could be better at. So I had an ex that had, what's that shit called? Because I wrote it. Scoliosis.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_01

That's the shit with the bones, right? No, you don't know your back paying. Every time I put her in doggy style, she couldn't stand for like more than three to four minutes. Then they got another one. No, don't say.

SPEAKER_05

Like, I'm tired. But she can fix that.

SPEAKER_01

She gotta fix that shit, bro. That's what I'm saying. He was trying to fix it for her. That's what I'm saying. Like, fix your scoliosis. You cannot fix it. Because we gotta go more minutes and doggy style. Imagine your girl has scoliosis and you put her on doggy. Oh, she does.

SPEAKER_02

I'm tired.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, my girlfriend does.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, you think it? My girlfriend does.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, she got scoliosis?

SPEAKER_00

Like very mild, like very small.

SPEAKER_01

So she don't last long. So that's one thing. I want my exes to fix their scoliosis. That's crazy. We didn't have a long time on Dolphin.

SPEAKER_00

No, but she has to have like some bad scoliosis.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, that the one that I had, it was very bad. Every 30 seconds. No, no. That's it, switch from the streets.

SPEAKER_04

No, their back is like. Yeah, so that's it. Her being like this, she's like this. No, it doesn't matter. No, but it hurts.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. It's very extreme. You will uh if it's very extreme, you notice it.

SPEAKER_01

Like it was they couldn't, they couldn't stand in the same position for a long time.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So it sounded like a really bad one.

SPEAKER_01

Alright. If you could only listen to one rap for the rest of your life. Alright, that's easy. Who are you picking? Drake. One rapper for the rest of your life. Drake. You have to be a rapper? Drake. Yeah, or just a rapper.

SPEAKER_00

Could be a singer for your.

SPEAKER_04

I got Drake too. Then so I'm gonna pick somebody else then. So we don't have Drake.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because I have Drake as well.

SPEAKER_04

Um, Kanye West. How about you?

SPEAKER_00

That's a good pick.

SPEAKER_05

Can I pick Bad Bunny?

SPEAKER_01

If you can listen to only one, yeah, Bad Bunny can't have merengue says a to.

SPEAKER_00

Yo, can we be honest? And I'm gonna ask you a question. Okay. I believe it's Drake. For me.

SPEAKER_04

For me, it's Drake, too, but just so that we don't have the same answer.

SPEAKER_00

For me to not change you, I know you guys are gonna hate my answer. No! I'll bring me man and Anuel back.

SPEAKER_01

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Bro, I think people forgot how good that nigga is.

SPEAKER_01

They do, they do forget how you know, you know, the you know He doesn't listen to Anuel, but to me and Jaime and the rest of the world I know Anuel is an artist that everybody just throws shit on him and he doesn't this dirty.

SPEAKER_00

I noticed this thing how to make it. Yes. You know when you go to essentials, like Bad Bunny Essentials, or you go to Helapis, whatever. That's when you notice when artists are good. Because if you go to that playlist and all the songs you like it, it means they fire. Bad bunny is an example. I go to that shit that shit's fire. Well, I went to one. I didn't notice, I went all the way down to the list.

SPEAKER_01

Three hours passed.

SPEAKER_00

Damn, this nigga from songs of five years ago when he was with Karo G. Caro G, and I'm like, damn, this nigga really got like that. And also, Eladio a little bit. I'll go back to the video.

SPEAKER_01

That's what I want to say too. I want uh it's it's good that you touched that topic. Um Anuel, I feel like people be forgetting of him because he hasn't released an album. Forgetting, forgetting. Forgetting him. Because he hasn't released an album in a long time, that's been like four years. Yeah. But Anuel, the shit that Anuel does, bro, it's like nobody. And by my way, I'm not saying he's the best rapper, Chris. No, no, we're not saying that, yeah. But is is is it's worth it. Let's talk about the topic that we all gotta talk about.

SPEAKER_00

Which one?

SPEAKER_01

Y'all wanna make jokes about it or y'all wanna be serious about it? Which one? No, no, no, no. It depends. This is the topic that I got.

SPEAKER_04

Which one?

SPEAKER_01

Russell Westbrook retired. This came out this week that Russell Westbrook is retiring.

SPEAKER_04

Yep. Right? I think it was yesterday.

SPEAKER_01

I feel like this makers feel so old, bro. I feel so old when I saw Russell Westbrook retire. That's the first thing you're gonna say about that? No, no, no. I got a question for y'all. Is he a first ballot Hall of Fame?

SPEAKER_04

1000%. Like there's there's no there's like no debate about it.

SPEAKER_01

Is he one of the is he inside the top 10 point guards?

SPEAKER_04

100%. Um top 10 point guards ever. And not including the curry ones I'm playing. Because I believe Shay is gonna be in the conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hopefully. Hopefully, Chris Paul, Isaiah Thomas, uh-huh, Curry. Curry. If we're gonna put Curry as a point guard, Curry. Luca. Lucas Oprah. Okay, yeah, yeah. Lucas Oprah. Um what's his what's his uh the logo? Oh, Jerry West. Jerry West. Jerry West, yeah. Dude from Utah.

SPEAKER_00

Uh Stockton.

SPEAKER_04

Uh Stockton.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

Do you think it matters? Yeah, I think I do have him in the top 10 point guard.

SPEAKER_01

Do you think do you think it matters that he hasn't win a ring? No.

SPEAKER_00

It doesn't matter. Because if he would have won a ring, he would have been like top three.

SPEAKER_04

It would solidify more his legacy, but his legacy's legacy, bro, it's Russia Westbrook. Um Charles Barkley solidified forever, one of the best players of all time. Russ Westbrook's top 75 player of all time. I think he was in the top 75.

SPEAKER_00

I believe he was.

SPEAKER_04

He was in the 75th. I believe if he's not. If he's not, then he was he was wrong because he was definitely.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, a lot of people were wrong. They didn't have Dwight Howard there, which was the dumbest shit ever.

SPEAKER_04

But Dwight Howard was definitely a first battle hall of famers. Yeah. These shit made me so sad.

SPEAKER_00

You know what was the crazy part? They were showing a picture of the point guards that played in the 2010s era. Yeah. How almost everybody retired from that point guard era. Yeah. And to ask me a question, I would go a step further. Because I thought about this. I went back. I'm like. When we talk about point guards, right? That's the only position in basketball and centers. Where we we add responsibility to make who's the best pointers in the world. Because for me, Chris Paul. A true point guard. It's a true point guard, and he will argue like top two, top three, two-point guard. Jason Kidd. True point guard. But when you remove the responsibility out of the equation and just look at the player, how many points you score, how good you were.

SPEAKER_01

How many assists, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Nigga, like, I don't think there's a lot of niggas better than Russell Ross. No, it's literally this Magic Johnson, um, Seth Curry, and I said Thomas.

SPEAKER_04

James Harden. We're not going to put him as a point guard.

SPEAKER_00

Because just on shooting guard. He did have a lot of assists. But he was still a shooting guard. Those three that I mentioned, you know, Curry, Magic, I said Thomas. After that, like, it gotta be this nigga. Like, like as a player. I'm not talking about a point guard only. I'm talking about nigga, you give him the ball, he va a ser. And he won MVP. And he won MVP when James Harden was in the league. Kelly. When LeBron was LeBron. When KD was in the league. When KD was in the playoffs, right?

SPEAKER_01

KD was in the league too.

SPEAKER_00

The only bad thing about Wolfsburg is like if you go The championship. That but also he was a high turnover guy. And in the playoffs he did.

SPEAKER_04

That's the only bad thing you can say about him is he had a lot of turnovers, but a lot of point guards usually have a lot of turnovers.

SPEAKER_00

And I gave this example, like Kobe, right? For me, Kobe's one of the best players.

SPEAKER_01

Me too.

SPEAKER_00

Right?

SPEAKER_01

Offensive wise, right?

SPEAKER_00

Offensive wise, right? And defensive, like it's probably different than the game. No, no, yeah. Kobe was him. Thumbnails. But we don't think Kobe's numbers are like crazy. I think Kobe Average carries 25 points a game. I think Alec Iverson has a higher career average. The reason we like Kobe, because Kobe did other shit, like the clutch shit, crazy fall away shot. Mamma mentality. Wrestle has that. Like that crazy shit. Like those highlights.

SPEAKER_01

Let me ask you something. That shit gave me like a little. I got a little bit sad. You mean the video they posted? But I got a little bit sad because I want him, like a team to sign him. And he goes through the what's that shit called? Well, the farewell tour.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know if you guys read this, but they offer him.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, they did?

SPEAKER_00

So the Washington Wizards and some other bum ass team, sorry, it was offer him like the minimum. He decided to not take it. Which by the way, I agree with him. Because he was getting disrespected at the end.

SPEAKER_01

I feel like he's very on the remote.

SPEAKER_00

Bro, last year he didn't play bad at all. Like to be decided he was getting paid.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

He wasn't bad. Like he was what, like 15, 14 points a game, eight rebounds, eight assists. That's not a bad stat. Josh Hart does that, and we praise that nigga. You know what I'm saying? But his cousin's Russell Westbrook.

SPEAKER_01

He has the better. Let me ask y'all this. Right now, for Oklahoma City, who's more important?

SPEAKER_00

Shy. Shay, yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Shay. I said shy, but Shay or Russell Westbrook.

SPEAKER_04

What do you mean that's as far as Oklahoma? No, but Russell Westbrook. No, but Oklahoma, like what you think about Oklahoma, who you think about? You usually think about KD and KD and Russ. And James Harden, but James Harden left early. But he was a six fan when he was there. But usually think of KD and Russ. KD and Russ. Champion. No, you know, we know who Shay is. We understand that. But now if Shay's there for like a next six, seven years and he keeps Doing what he's doing, now that's a different conversation. But as far as overall, all time, Russell Westbrook and his hands down.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, because fair because Shea only had like five years in the Oklahoma. And Wesbury lasted 10, even after KD letters.

SPEAKER_04

Even after Kennedy, he stayed there. He took him to the playoffs. Yeah. With a bad team. Like, so you that's something you gotta respect no matter what.

SPEAKER_01

All I'm going to say is this it's a sad day for me. That Russell West will retire. It makes me feel old. Wait for Damon Lesson. One of my favorite players. He didn't take shit for nobody. He didn't give a fuck about beating niggas. Played 100%. Played 100%. Been himself the whole time. Never felt like the nigga was coming back from the bench. He gives you starter points, a starter rebound, starter energy, starter energy. Starter energy no matter what. Today is a sad day, bro.

SPEAKER_00

And then people bring his his bad things. Because we know he has bad things. But come on, bro. Like every player has bad things.

SPEAKER_01

And it's at the end of his career.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so that's that's why people shit in Skip Baylor. I don't know if you guys saw what Skip Baylor said.

SPEAKER_04

I didn't see what happened.

SPEAKER_00

He basically said in his book, he's naive in the Hall of Fame.

SPEAKER_04

What? That's first battle, not even.

SPEAKER_00

And people were like, bro, like, there's people in the Hall of Fame who did way less than this nigga. OD. How are you gonna make Disney Hall of Fame?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Carmelo Andrew's my favorite player.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

This nigga did way better than Carmelo.

SPEAKER_01

There's Colombia, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Right? Oh, bro. Carmelo's my favorite player.

SPEAKER_01

Carmelo only got score, we both. Than everything else.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, but Carmelo's probably like the top three best scores ever. No, no. Like top seven. Top seven.

SPEAKER_01

Scoring league is top eight. No.

SPEAKER_04

We're talking about playing level score. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

He's a bucket getter. I'll get like four or five. It's good. Because James Harden is prime is. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Carmelo Anthony, Denver Nuggets was he was stupid.

SPEAKER_00

But what I'm saying is like, but we love Bello.

SPEAKER_04

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_00

Right? And we but Westbrook's career is like Russ is gonna be in the Hall of Fame.

SPEAKER_04

He's gonna be in the fame. Okay. He got my vote.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. Shout out to Russell Westbrook. Um Rico the vote. Yeah. First battle hall of fame. However you say it, nigga. Keep it in basketball.

SPEAKER_04

Keep it in basketball.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I'll go.

SPEAKER_04

I know you want to go there. I just want you to be back. What do you guys think about Enos Cancer and Royce White? Okay, my first thing. Wait, excuse me.

SPEAKER_01

Explain to them.

SPEAKER_04

Enos Cancer and Royce White are declaring to go into the WNBA draft next year. Yeah. Because they're identifying as a woman, both of them. And based on their policies. And based on the WNBA policies. They should accept him. Technically, they're in the realm or the rules that they should get drafted or permitted to play. So the floor is yours.

SPEAKER_01

My first question to you, because I don't know a lot about the topic. He describes himself as a girl. As a woman. As a woman. He identifies as a woman. He identified as a woman. He identified as a woman. But is does he have a pussy? I asked Chris.

SPEAKER_00

I don't know. I don't know. My assumption. Okay, which is my assumption that he's making this as a fun thing.

SPEAKER_05

That's what I said.

SPEAKER_00

Right? You think, no, because the way about the way you see that video, that is about to work it out. He's working out, almost laughing.

SPEAKER_01

Like he's trying to make an image that almost It's the same shit that you was doing at the beginning of the podcast. Today I ain't different identifying as a girl. Bro, because it's a stupid.

SPEAKER_00

Sorry for saying this. Be careful. Be careful with the word. Be careful. Be careful. It is. I hate that we dis destroy women's sports. I always say this. Yes, women are not physically capable as men on average.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_00

But if a woman works out her whole fucking life, it's very unfair 6'8 that just happens to be brawling as shit, comes in and takes her perspective.

SPEAKER_04

But you know what I'm saying? But there's there's a report saying by the way. That um the women in the WNBA that they're they're like, yeah, bring them in. So we could cook this motherfucker. But you know, but but again, that's that goes with the point.

SPEAKER_05

That's what I mean.

SPEAKER_04

Honestly, I think Enos can't Royce White was really we're both on Royce White. I don't know if Royce Weiss was true. Royce White, very, very talented in high school and college. Like very, bro. Motherfucker was nice. The only reason why he didn't make it in the NBA, because he didn't he couldn't fly. Like he was scared to fly. That's the only reason why his NBA career didn't take off. But the nigga was nice. I don't know. I feel like they're both gonna get cooked in the WNBA. If they do. If they make let's just say the WNBA, whatever, they get drafted, right? Both of them. So two different teams. I feel like they're gonna get cooked.

SPEAKER_00

You know the two NBA players. We're not talking about two random jobs. What's your guys?

SPEAKER_01

My question is do you think the WNBA is gonna take him?

SPEAKER_00

I don't think so. I don't think they should. I don't think they will. Because you can notice that they're gonna be able to do that.

SPEAKER_05

They also gonna ask for paperwork because when you when you transition and be like, oh, I identify as this person, you have to change your ID and all of that.

SPEAKER_00

But that's the problem. What you say there? The policy, that and that is the caveat. You don't have to just have to do none of that stuff.

SPEAKER_04

You don't have to trans, you don't have to fully transition, you like you don't have to like change your appearance or anything.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, no, I'm not talking about appearance, but just identify as a woman. Yeah, and then you say he's saying you're a woman. Eventually, if you ask for the ID, you gotta instead of M, you gotta say F.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but what I'm saying, he doesn't have to go through the medical procedure.

SPEAKER_05

No, I'm not saying he has to become a girl. I'm saying his paperwork has to say it. Has to match it.

SPEAKER_04

That's nothing for the DMV goes to DNA.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, yes, but that what I'm trying to say is I feel like he said it as like trying to make a point.

SPEAKER_04

He didn't just say it. This this lawyers are involved. This is not just like some little playful video that he did. Lawyers are involved. He's like he's fully committed. He's being dead ass. Yes, like the bag. Yeah, yes, like uh person looking at it might look at it as like he's trolling or he's he's putting the WNBA. Y'all he's going in. Hold on, he's putting the WNBA like in a in a in a between a rock and a hard place. Like they like I feel like people looking at it, like it's looking at it like that way, like, oh he's trolling, he's doing this. But he's dead serious. Who are you talking about? Ernest cancer cancer and Rose White.

SPEAKER_01

Like the whole star highlights. I want to say this.

SPEAKER_00

I'm not denying their ability. Bro, today this morning, and she she overgoes to the park. I played with a 47-year-old D3 woman basketball player. She has highlights in YouTube. Super nice. No fucking deal. And you still beat her ass. No, no, but like, but she's 47.

SPEAKER_01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

What I'm trying to explain is we understand, uh, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, we understand the skill-wise of their basketball. To put a someone who is physically a beast compared to them. Plus, they are talented basketball. We're not talking about let's get some high school nigga.

SPEAKER_05

For me, it's that the thing for me is not, yes, obviously, men is stronger. But for me, it's like he's gonna go into a spore where woman goes with woman, they play against each other. Now there's gonna be a man playing there, and it's not fair. That's what I'm trying to do.

SPEAKER_04

He will pulseurize people. I agree with that. What the bartender just said, because it happened already with the swimming.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04

And they had to ban, they had to be. Yeah, they ban it.

SPEAKER_02

And he beat every record, but like violated. Violet every record. Every record, yeah.

SPEAKER_05

But that also makes you look weak because you did that.

SPEAKER_01

I was a man, no. So the conclusion is the conclusion, he's not getting accepted to the drive. Well, he's gonna do. We don't know yet.

SPEAKER_00

We gotta know what the legal thing is. That's what's gonna happen to them. If they don't, then the thing is gonna go.

SPEAKER_05

You know what I think they're gonna do? They're gonna let him in, and then there's gonna be another case opened up. They're gonna open something else to be like, let's get him out. That's what's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_04

Only time will tell, because it's gonna be next year, he's gonna supposedly join the draft. Um, now if somebody's gonna draft him, it's yet to be seen. Yeah, that's a whole different conversation. That's a whole different conversation. Um fuck, I lost my chance.

SPEAKER_00

But he can't sue for that. Because nobody were you because now discrimination goes, okay, why are you not setting me? I'm not good enough, and that he proved that he's good enough.

unknown

Right?

SPEAKER_00

The same thing happened. You remember Garrett Smith? His brother wanted to be in the NBA? He got a test by I by at that time was Adam Simon. What's the name of the guy who died? The old NBA commissioner.

SPEAKER_01

Um the one that died.

SPEAKER_05

But I don't think I don't think it would be good enough. It's just gonna be like you doing you above average for to be in this.

SPEAKER_01

What's his name? And there's cancer played at the Will B NBA next year.

SPEAKER_00

With a wig on is kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_01

It's crazy.

SPEAKER_00

But I will say this. I think people are just saying that it isn't actually.

SPEAKER_01

You think he could play? They can play. Also, there's gonna prove you think he should play?

SPEAKER_04

I feel like if you believe at least for real, like if he's really, if he if he's really transitioning into a woman and he really identifies as a woman, come on. No, no, hold on. Let me finish my sentence. I feel like he shouldn't get uh discriminated, but it's still gonna be kind of unfair.

SPEAKER_00

Let's say how it is. If the WNBA really believes or they believe, they believe that you as a woman just can say you're a woman. If they believe that, right? 100%. Then he shouldn't play, that he should play. That he should play. Because that's what you believe. You cannot go against your beliefs because Henness Cantor wants to be in the AWNBA. Follow through it.

SPEAKER_01

Because if Alice Cantor make it to the woman NBA, we try it out. Because this is what we're getting cooked. We try it. We get it fried. Oh, we get it fried.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, I'll play ball. We get it fried.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we get it fried. Yo, to finish the podcast, I all I have is one question for the bartender. Bartender, you gotta choose which man a man with a nice face or a man with a nice body. Nice face. Oh, but nice body?

SPEAKER_05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

You know the body it comes with the private part.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. That's surgery.

SPEAKER_01

So you would choose a man with a nice.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah, because you could get surgery. Surgery. You can get a DDL. But but your face, you cannot make you pretty. Because you're gonna look ugly with the more surgery you do.

SPEAKER_01

But it could be a shorty with a nice face.

SPEAKER_05

Huh?

SPEAKER_01

He could be a shorty. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_05

You're telling me, you're telling me to pick from one of that's what I'm picking.

SPEAKER_01

But I'm trying to give you like what are the other options that you are missing?

SPEAKER_05

It's fine.

SPEAKER_01

Which is the height.

SPEAKER_05

It's fine. I just want a pretty face.

SPEAKER_01

The private part. It's fine. The skin. But it failed. Fail.

SPEAKER_05

No, because fail it fail. Fat ass skin. No, but it doesn't matter. He could go to the gym. He could get a sempic. But when I'm saying we fail, when I woke up in the morning, it that hits that feel. I'm gonna be scared every time. With the bad breath? No. Like I find you ugly. I wouldn't be able to like even sleep in the same bed with you. Fail. That I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_01

So you prefer a nice face. Yeah, a nice face. As a woman, a nice face over a nice body.

SPEAKER_05

Yeah. What's that face?

SPEAKER_01

How about you guys? What would you say? It's horrible, to be honest. Nice face, nice body. I go first. Go for it, please. I would choose a nice body or a nice face. I feel like. See if you're fair.

SPEAKER_05

But what's it?

SPEAKER_01

It's very good. That's except you gave her. Hold on. But no, no, no. And man, I feel an ugly face is more common than an ugly woman face. Because as soon as they get a chance to be able to get a face. No, because there's a lot of women. No, they go from a three to a seven.

SPEAKER_05

Jaime, that's a like because there's a lot of girls with a lot of ugly guys.

SPEAKER_01

Alright, so tell me a woman that we all know that got an ugly face and a nice body.

SPEAKER_05

That's a lot of women.

SPEAKER_01

It's fixable, core. It's fixable.

SPEAKER_05

Like body is fixable too. No, no. How many girls? I'd rather a nice face too.

SPEAKER_01

Let me say nice body. No, I'd rather a nice body. I've heard a nice face.

SPEAKER_04

I've heard a nice face. Because you can make the body. To be with for a long time, a nice face.

SPEAKER_05

No, but that's yeah. Did he say like the person to be with?

SPEAKER_04

A nice face, a nice face.

SPEAKER_03

Because you can make it, you can pay for a body. Think about it.

SPEAKER_05

Calling your child, pero they pop out with the BBO. No, pero they pop out with a BBO. No, but I'm saying their body, Martaya, see, fea.

SPEAKER_01

I would in TikTok that parece a Donati. My body is fine.

SPEAKER_06

You imagine you would fuck your girl like that, she looks like Donati.

SPEAKER_01

It's crazy. Exactly.

SPEAKER_06

That's what I'm trying to say.

SPEAKER_01

But yo, remember, the goal for this podcast is to have 50 likes. If you enjoy this podcast, it don't hurt to like the video. And also, y'all don't got better friends than me, bro. Look what your friends, look what my friends bring me from Cancun. Y'all don't got more better friends than me. Jaime is about to go to Greece. What's the other shit you going to? Greece. It's Greece. Greece and what? No, there's another shit too.

SPEAKER_00

That's little islands in Greece.

SPEAKER_01

And little islands in Greece. And Jaime's about to bring me another shit too. I'm putting him on the on the podcast. Put him on the spot. This is this right here. What this means, this bottle right here means I'm a good friend. I got good friends. Thank you to Chris for bringing me the bottle. I am going to be lit with this shit right here this weekend. Tomorrow we got Monopoly night. Can we please pull up? Monopoly night. If you want hype, we can you can come hype.

SPEAKER_02

Monopoly night. If you want to get spent, last time I smoke Chris. I smoke Chris.

SPEAKER_01

So I gotta keep my title.

SPEAKER_05

I got video. I got a question. Who you play Monopoly with your friends? Let us know if you play Monopoly with it. But when a lot of people snap. No, like a high salvesa.

SPEAKER_01

I gotta bring it tomorrow. But this right here is the I don't even know what the fuck to say assembly. You gotta kill a nigga. Tomorrow is my Napoli night. Jaime might pull up. Tell them niggas to pull up. Tell your niggas to pull up. I got money tomorrow, nigga, to play my napolin. With real money? Yeah, 50%. The winner takes it off. Everything off. 7 8 p.m. 7 8 p.m. we be there with the hookah lit, nigga. Facts. 7 8 p.m. we be there with the hookah lit and the super, nigga. Fuck y'all niggas. 50 likes is the goal. Remember, 50 likes and remember to subscribe to the channel. Two weeks, we just made a purchase. We just made a purchase.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, we did.

SPEAKER_01

So you might not see us here. You might not see us here, nigga. So make sure y'all like the video and subscribe to the channel. Remember, real niggas on the mic, boy, turn on the camera. See you next episode. You heard? This is Sami Tisapoint Podcast.