I I really don't understand. Yeah, so everything got like super messed up everywhere and like the gods all bought us a savariaser for like safety or whatever. Um, everywhere, yeah, man, like our home planets, they all got like wicked messed up or something.
Speaker 1:Wait are you telling me that we we're aliens?
Speaker 2:Dude alien, that's our word. That's like not okay, especially coming from a human. Human, you can't call me that. Oh, what Are you not? Did I like just totally assume you're a species. I'm like so sorry bro, that's not cool either.
Speaker 1:Renfolk. We're called renfolk, but yes, we were once called humans before the humanists ruined it for everyone.
Speaker 2:Oh right, it's like a political thing. Well, you guys aren't aliens. You were like there when we got there.
Speaker 1:This this is this changes everything we know about our history at how can this be possible?
Speaker 2:Like for real, bro, you didn't like look at like the lizard people and like half dragon people and like their dudes with tusks and hardened skin, or like the people like me who live for like hundreds of years and think like these dudes aren't from round here. Well no, they've just always been there. That's pretty wild. Man Like you guys must like suck at research. I mean coming all the way here looking for the gods, when they are like exactly where you came from, gods.
Speaker 1:I don't even have a quill or a parchment to write any of this down. You are literally unraveling everything I know about our world. I mean salty earth worlds. Did you ever meet the gods? What were they like? I don't even know where to start.
Speaker 2:Chillax, bro. We're like nearly at the puddle. I'll like tell you everything I know when we get there, man.
Speaker 1:Why? I mean, we can walk and talk at the same time, right yeah?
Speaker 2:totally. But like what's the rush, my man? I mean like I thought you were all chill and cool now, bro, I thought you were like the traveller you don't want to arrive to save your babe and be all like not cool or whatever right.
Speaker 1:I am chill. I am cool, I'm just excited, that's all.
Speaker 2:Let me give you a piece of advice From the dissident to the traveller Friend, to like friend or whatever Chick, stick it when you're like not digging it. You feel, bro, I'm totally down with like sharing all the cool mysteries with you and stuff and I am totally not withholding them to like leverage it for anything later on, like only because I want to like help you get the Get down. You gotta stop doing that, bro.
Speaker 1:What was that? Who is it?
Speaker 2:That's the chick I was telling you about. Peko's like not friend. She looks mondo piste bro, we do not want bump into her.
Speaker 1:But she's headed in the same direction we are. She's going to the puddle.
Speaker 2:She's heading toward a drastia, yeah bro and Peko, we need to like get to your friend before like something crazy happens, for sure.
Speaker 1:Can't we slow her down, or something?
Speaker 2:Look bro, I recommend we be like super careful here. If your friend gets like toasted or whatever, there is like no way I can. She'll be like dead and stuck here.
Speaker 1:Come with me. I have an idea.
Speaker 2:Like we walk along the bottom of the water. They totally won't see us. We can like try and get your girl to escape into the waters.
Speaker 1:She looks fine, from here, it doesn't look like she's in any danger, they're just talking.
Speaker 2:Maybe he's like mind controlling her or something. Look, look, bro, she's putting her hands in the water. Who knows like what he is making her do. Let's like get over there before she like gets there.
Speaker 1:Right. What in the hell did that giant naked man come from? And why is he just standing there leering at my drastia Looks pretty freaked out, my man.
Speaker 2:Hey bro, I think your girl is like in trouble.
Speaker 1:What no?
Speaker 3:Address to her. Address to her no, no, you let her enter your mind. Stop, stop, please. Let her go, you'll beat her. Make me holless. What is stopping you?
Speaker 1:Don't think I want.
Speaker 3:Stop, stop, please. She knows too much Hulless. I can hardly let you send her back. Who cares?
Speaker 1:what she knows. Maybe it'll help some of them. Besides, I walked a fucking memory.
Speaker 3:I care, hulless, I care deeply why, and anyone with an ounce of skill will be able to retrieve what she has learned.
Speaker 1:What the hell are you up to down there?
Speaker 3:Find yours, hulless, and I'll mind my Address to her Address to her what the? Hell my friends are gone, kill her. You can't Mutiori.
Speaker 1:You care? Woo, suck on that. What a hit, ravi. Ravi, stop the earth, my love, you have got skills, ravi. Address to you Ravi, are you okay? Did they hurt you? She won't stay down, you know? Address here Get behind me. Pekko. I won't let you hurt her. She's my, she's my. Ravi Pekko wasn't. Address to her is the most important thing in the universe. I will not let you lay a filthy hand on her. Do you hear me?
Speaker 3:Horat.
Speaker 1:Ravi, that's sweet, but Calm down, Mr Hero. She's here to save you. What?
Speaker 3:Um yeah, we came here to get you a new body so we could go home. Pekka was just helping A new body. Yeah, the naked fellow standing on the shore.
Speaker 1:You mean that broad-shouldered barrel chested?
Speaker 3:Where did it go?
Speaker 2:Whoa, what a rush. Goddammit, I forgot how good this feels. Yes yes, yes.
Speaker 1:Did you steal my body? What the heck? Stop mocking a bear to bloody nonsense and give him his body back.
Speaker 2:No way, my man, I'm keeping this. Have you seen the size of this thing? Look at it.
Speaker 1:Or can see it, mate, I thought you were my friend.
Speaker 2:What? Sure bro, you seem like a nice dude, but like I'm not giving up this killer ride, I like hell you are. I will like make you something nice from the waters, but you got to like tell me how you made the portal.
Speaker 1:What no Give me my body back.
Speaker 3:It's okay, ravi, I'll make you a new one. No, I want that one.
Speaker 1:That body's that's my body. It's got my face.
Speaker 2:Well, I will like share all of my knowledge with you guys. Just like get me the hell out of here.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't trust him. We stopped him from playing with the killer because he kept cheating, all the bloody taunt.
Speaker 2:Whoa, that is totally not true. You didn't reject me, I rejected. Ah Crap.
Speaker 1:My body.
Speaker 3:Oh crap, he's just sleeping. I want to take my time and enjoy every moment killing all of you. I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
Speaker 1:You sucker punched me.
Speaker 3:Well done. It's been a long time since I've tasted my own blood.
Speaker 1:Ah, down, used for my love. I meant to see it earlier. She's spawned, so it's like not very effective. I am not afraid of you fail-birth. Wow, you both need to really door-bick the right stuff. Oh, I'm so sorry. I was trying to be dramatic. I don't actually know her name.
Speaker 3:It's Nilfee or something.
Speaker 1:Ah, oh, I'm not afraid of you, nilfeet, you'll have to go through me. I've learned something valuable in death there is nothing worse that you can do to me. No, no.
Speaker 3:Robbie. So where were we? Oh, that's right, let me out of here. Peckle, peckle, do something.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I can't, it'll just take too much.
Speaker 3:Ugh, why are all the men so useless? Too insane that I follow. Ugh, gotta hold her for a second, really. I mean, he didn't tell you not to use fire. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap. That's all you've got left, isn't it? Crap? I, uh, I think so. I really don't know why we're fighting. Is there a chance we could just talk it out Again? No, I don't think I want to talk. I think I'm going to cut out your heart and eat it in front of your boyfriend.
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, there's some dead. You want to get in there, Bat? Or think your girlfriend's about to buy the big one Me? You're supposed to be the powerful one. What am I supposed to do like this? You really gotta let it die. What? Why do I even feel bad for killing you now? You, what? God damn it. I knew you had something to do with it. What can I do, Peco? Not much you can do without your booty pale. If only we had one lying around. You're right, my new body Right. I guess I just jump right in.
Speaker 3:Please stop, please. That's a shame. Stop. This is such a lovely night camp. Please stop what you're doing. Let down that wall of fire so your valiant hero can watch you die. No, never. Maybe you need some encouragement to drop your concentration. Ah, ah, more Wet, delicious. What did your friend go? I'm right here oh. Was that it? That was your gambit. Oh, um sorry, ravi Ravi Run, it's just um. Maybe, I'll kill you in front of her.
Speaker 1:That really should have worked.
Speaker 3:What are you doing? Oh gosh.
Speaker 1:Are, you Are you actually panicking.
Speaker 3:This is what are you doing. What are you doing? Bertie makes? I think you made him a faulty one.
Speaker 1:Nah, we actually just log-in.
Speaker 3:What are you talking about, I see? Well, I wonder what he'll do. I just make another little cut right, what Bro?
Speaker 1:Whoa, I thought you said he couldn't do that stuff. How, how did I?
Speaker 2:Bro like kill this crazy devil lady. She is really messing with my boss.
Speaker 3:Another Ravie. This is going to be a lot of fun, like now bro, just like let loose, leave her alone.
Speaker 2:She's down, get on with my man. And just like wail on her, don't let her get away. Ravi Said leave her alone. Ravi, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Dude did you just lie to me.
Speaker 2:Rap will see the end of me too.
Speaker 1:Probably won't get away from me, but I trust you, ravi, quick, quick, get up. The ground is open, ravi look the waters they're draining away. Don't worry about that. Let's just get clear Quick Over here, over here. I guess the new muscles did help.
Speaker 3:I thought you liked them.
Speaker 1:Sanger, your wound is it, is it.
Speaker 3:Ravi, call me Addy, please. It's not deep, but it stings quite a bit. Oh, it's going to leave a scar.
Speaker 1:Addy, addy. I Well, that was exciting, right? Honestly, I did not expect you guys to win Not at all A lot of help. You were hey look, I wanted to help Really, but Did you really think, oh fine, but you guys owe me, you killed me, alright, what's the magic word?
Speaker 3:Push no, no, no, no no. Stay in Pago are you Please, are you okay, yourself?
Speaker 1:God so much. Get control of yourself, man. Oh, kittleport, it's not urine, it's the waters. Whatever you call it, it's disgusting, the infinite waters.
Speaker 3:Why is it leaking from you?
Speaker 1:It just is all right. Do you want to go home, or what?
Speaker 3:What? No, we want to go to the celestial plane. We want to meet the gods.
Speaker 1:They aren't there, Addy. They're not in the celestial plane.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 1:The dissident told me they came to our plane. They aren't there. The dissident what kind of bloody name is that, Steve? Where is he anyway? Whoa Like.
Speaker 2:Not cool man.
Speaker 3:Pekko, you knew why we were here. Why didn't you tell us?
Speaker 1:You didn't ask, you were just like where's the whole of the goods, where's the Solistia Pline?
Speaker 3:Well, are you going to tell us what all of this was about? Well, what, the crazy spawn lady with the purple eyes who just tried to kill us whilst you watched. What a bearder. Who in the hell is she, peco? I?
Speaker 1:don't know, and I'm nilty dog grease. And who was she to you Was? You don't actually think you killed her, do you?
Speaker 3:Well, I had hoped no, mm-mm. Stop evading the question.
Speaker 1:I knew, since someone who took advantage of me when I was, when I wasn't will. There is more than that. What are you hiding? There is, you are rot.
Speaker 3:Well, tell us, peco, she tried to kill us. You owe us an explanation, you killed me.
Speaker 1:You owe far more than an explanation. Look, I'm sorry about that. You. You hurt my feelings. You called me insane, said we were all mid you. Get in accidentally swallowed would have been so boring. This was much better. Honestly, it seemed harmless to get the colossus to roll over and score you with his will Harmless. I died Horribly Painfully. Yeah well, I felt really bitter about it afterwards, especially when your girlfriend started getting all said and mopey about it. It's why I agreed to help get you back. The Silver Lady would never have forgiven me for it. I didn't Did, she Did she cry.
Speaker 3:He's trying to avoid the question again. Obviously You're a slippery bugger, aren't you Tell us what is going on?
Speaker 1:She's more ex's kid.
Speaker 3:That was your stepdaughter.
Speaker 1:Not exactly now, just one of her children, nothing to do with me Except coming here and causing me grief and missing me about why.
Speaker 3:And from where she was living right.
Speaker 1:Again he's living. I don't know where she comes and goes from. I always thought she was just coming here to niddle me Out of some misgoded loyalty to her mum, but it seems like she's after something else, missing around with Sivari, with Ursula Tyre, with your world.
Speaker 3:You mean our world. You aren't dead either, peco. I don't know what you are, but you aren't a spirit, are you?
Speaker 1:The dissident told me as much. Please just call him Steve. The dissident's got real, still living in your mum's basement warps.
Speaker 2:You, you live in your mum's basement.
Speaker 1:It probably fits actually Jerk. Then what are you? I told you I was on us from the start. Orm Peco, this is no other way to put it. You guys are the researchers. If you're really interested, luck it up or something. You don't tell all your secrets, or won't tell all mine Nonsense. We don't have any secrets, don't ya?
Speaker 3:Fine, how do we get home?
Speaker 1:Or can singe ya, but I'll only do it the one time. If you can't bake, you're on your bloody own. How Do you have a hunt of kiwi stones here? Yep, lads of them, bounds of the dragons are skidded all over this place, but you won't need them. Or can singe, ya bake.
Speaker 3:You can create portals at will.
Speaker 1:That's absurd. No one has that much power. I'll see you around, absolutely not. I insist, I've got to stop doing better. Thank you for watching. Thank you for watching. Thank you for watching.