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4th Annual Halloween Show!

Hook and Bridge Season 2 Episode 171

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A new studio, a baby in a duck costume, and a camera with a mind of its own—our fourth annual Halloween special brings joyful chaos and a whole lot of heart. We kick off in full costume as our musician alter-egos and end up trading real fandom takes that might ruffle a few feathers. Jelly Roll goes from bit to genuine respect, and our Eminem debate moves from the Slim Shady era to the lyric craftsmanship of Stan and Mockingbird. We also revisit Avril Lavigne’s early catalog with equal parts nostalgia and sharp observation, and push past the usual “Teen Spirit” talk to share darker Nirvana deep cuts.

Then we detour into the pop-culture worlds we love. Fallout’s series gets high marks for humor and world-building, Halo earns steady respect for tone and action, and Twisted Metal’s lore turns into a surprise highlight as we break down Roadkill, Calypso wishes, and why Sweet Tooth still owns the screen. These conversations are lively but welcoming—whether you’re a longtime gamer or just sampling the shows, you’ll find an easy way in. Along the way, we juggle the reality of a big move: bank holds, pest control, a still-in-progress set, and the dream of a neon logo to crown the new space.

Halloween plans round us out with family costumes, Florida heat, and the eternal question of whether we should dress up more often just because it makes everything more fun. We close with favorite monsters—from werewolves and vampires to ghosts and pumpkin legends—and a light roast of certain fantasy detours that jumped the shark. If you’re into Halloween vibes, music debates, video game TV, and found-family banter, this one’s a treat.

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SPEAKER_04:

I think we're just gonna have a podcast. I do fail. What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the show. I am your host, Harley, joined by my co-host and little sister Taylor.

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Or should you say brother?

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Our third co-host and little sister Chris.

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Favorite, favorite sister.

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Favorite sister. Favorite sister. So full full disclosure, this is our Halloween episode. This is our This is Halloween.

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This is Halloween. And oh didn't introduce me.

SPEAKER_04:

Sorry. That's crazy. I'm not used to it. It's been a while.

SPEAKER_05:

The guest star Brittany Spears.

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And our audio engineer, DJ ABC.

SPEAKER_09:

You look so cute. Wait, Lindsay's Britney Spears?

SPEAKER_04:

No.

SPEAKER_09:

No, she's at Rule of E, right?

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

Okay, okay, okay, okay. I was gonna say the cuffs.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, so this is our fourth annual Halloween episode.

SPEAKER_09:

Fourth annual. How exciting!

SPEAKER_04:

I'm gonna be real with you. I had planned on doing like a whole jelly roll accent and being like in character through the entire show. However, I watched four interviews with him today.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

And I gotta be honest, I think I might be the biggest jelly roll fan in the world now. And and now I can't do it out of respect.

SPEAKER_09:

Out of respect, you can't sound like jelly roll.

SPEAKER_04:

Well, I had a whole thing planned. I was gonna just like it was a whole thing. Um, but yeah, uh, dude, we'll get into it here in a little bit.

SPEAKER_09:

But he's a good dude. I just don't like his music.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, it's crazy. No, he's a great five. Crazy, crazy dude.

SPEAKER_09:

I needed to bring my beard down more. Um how embarrassing. I'm realizing this now. Um, can I tell Chris? Oh, sorry, keep going.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, I was just gonna say, I I think uh I'm I'm doing all right. I I sort of look like jelly roll.

SPEAKER_09:

No, you do, you do without the glasses.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

You're like a prettier jelly roll.

SPEAKER_09:

You are a very pretty jelly roll.

SPEAKER_03:

Happier jelly roll.

SPEAKER_04:

Uh so should we go around the room and say who we all are? Should that be how we start?

SPEAKER_09:

I'm jelly. This is AA. Your baby is so cute. I hear they're back.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, so anyways, I'm Jelly Roll. Uh Chris, who are you today?

SPEAKER_05:

I am Zach Brown. I'm only wearing the beanie because I didn't have any douchier hats.

SPEAKER_09:

Honestly, the beanie is arguably the doucheest hat.

SPEAKER_04:

That is true. I I would say.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

It depends it depends on a backwards cap, but I think you did well with the beanie.

SPEAKER_04:

Well, it depends on the curl on the beanie. If it if it's curled up a little bit, I feel like it's douchier.

SPEAKER_06:

What?

SPEAKER_04:

But when it's when it's flat, I feel like it looks more like I'm going to work. Um, Taylor. Sorry. Taylor, who are you?

SPEAKER_09:

I'm the minimum. How do you guys think I did? Do you want to see my reference pick? So Taylor, is it just any of them? Literally. They all look the same. Um, I did so well on my beard that my phone won't open up for my that's hilarious.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, Taylor, do you want to yep, yep, you killed it? Yep, I know.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, sorry, actually, it was this one. I'm sorry, because he has a sweatshirt on in this one.

SPEAKER_04:

Are you going to speak in rhymes the entire time?

SPEAKER_09:

I wish. I have been watching. First of all, can we also show that the only black cap I have has a Mickey Mouse on it?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, also you could leave the Mickey Mouse thing that still screams MM.

SPEAKER_09:

Mouse in the house. Um, anyways, so Mickey Mouse pumpkin.

SPEAKER_07:

Where did Mickey Mouse Mickey the Mouse? You do need that.

SPEAKER_04:

Mickey the Mouse. Um where did you get the pumpkin pillow from?

SPEAKER_05:

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_04:

Probably Walmart.

SPEAKER_09:

Makes sense.

SPEAKER_04:

Uh so the reason I tried to call you earlier, Taylor, yeah, is because I wanted to tell you that every time somebody brings up Eminem's daughter, you have to like battle wrap them on the show.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03:

That's that's part of your character.

SPEAKER_09:

I only know how to beat box and kick box. Oh mess with me. No, sorry, I was I was busy at Huey Magoose.

SPEAKER_04:

Have you seen the videos of the one guy that uh does the Eminem impressions? No, oh dude. I think we can watch those on here.

SPEAKER_09:

Um, wait, you have to Lindsay has to say who she is and a little baby. Why are you forgetting about Lindsay and their baby?

SPEAKER_04:

Forgetting about anything because his other girlfriend is here. I'm not forgetting about anything. I love the way her hair is highlighted.

SPEAKER_09:

Harley, are you cheating on me? So good. It's like all good. Sabrina got her hair done like that too recently, but hers is more of like uh like an auburn underneath, like an auburn tone, and it looks so pretty. Yeah, oh I love that color on device.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, what is what is auburn?

SPEAKER_09:

So it's like a red, like a red brown, like a red orange, or a red orange, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, this might be might just be a dumb guy thing, but why not just say red brown? I agree.

SPEAKER_09:

What do you mean? Auburn. I mean, yeah, you know, because you have to get the same, it'd be like saying that um like teal is just a green blue or or a sea foam green, you know? Um, can I tell Chris something really funny?

SPEAKER_03:

Sure.

SPEAKER_09:

So a few years ago when we did this Halloween episode, a major hurricane hit Florida, and I did not hear from my boyfriend for like what it was a few days. Oh, yeah, I remember that. It was a long time because they had no self-service. It was the worst few days of my life, like didn't heard nothing. Uh, he drove to a gas station to get enough self service to FaceTime me, and I was fully done up in post Malone makeup. Yeah, and that is the first time that he saw me in days that I looked like post-malone, and I said, Wow, how embarrassing.

SPEAKER_04:

So, anyways, Lindsay, who are you?

SPEAKER_09:

I am Avra Levine, specifically from the 2002 complicated, complicated, yep. Well, skater boy, technically, complicated.

SPEAKER_04:

She's in the big jacket, so DJ ABC ABC is Tiny Kurt Cobain, Tiny Kurt Cobain.

SPEAKER_09:

I he's not old enough for his gun license yet, so thank you. I've been wondering what in the world I'm gonna wear this shirt for, and then when we were figuring out what he was gonna be 10-15 minutes ago, I was like, Oh my god, that's Cobain. That's scary, bro. God, so cute. I can't with this little baby. Does he even know who I am? Adam, do you know who I am?

SPEAKER_07:

Is that TT? You got hair in your mouth?

SPEAKER_05:

I'm really glad I didn't go with uh adult Kurt Cobain.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm really glad I didn't go two years ago, yeah. All right, so you guys ready for this?

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

This guy does impressions of Eminem, and it's the funniest.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh, wait, no, I do know this guy. I lied.

SPEAKER_01:

I keep sneezing. Because I got fucking allergies in his peak season for the stupid weed trees and grass. Complete freedom, no, but the breeze breeze, and it's blowing around a pollen, which attacks my immune system. My immune system's knees weakening. Fuck. I need a good Samaritan to bring me some clariton. It's embarrassing.

SPEAKER_02:

He's so good.

SPEAKER_04:

He's so good. Um, so full disclosure, guys. I prepared nothing for this show.

SPEAKER_09:

Love. Can we talk about our Halloween plans?

SPEAKER_04:

Uh, we we're gonna talk about our Halloween plans. We're gonna talk about Lindsay and I bought a house. We're this is the first episode of We bought a house.

SPEAKER_09:

You have to clickbait it.

SPEAKER_04:

We're gonna um we're gonna talk about uh uh I already clickbaited when I said oh hello. Whoa, it knows who discards it.

SPEAKER_09:

Why did it do that?

SPEAKER_04:

It follows hand gestures.

SPEAKER_09:

Did you get a good camera?

SPEAKER_04:

Your house is haunted, Lindsay.

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But I didn't move.

SPEAKER_04:

No, Adam raised his hand.

SPEAKER_00:

So it's gonna raise our roof the entire time because that's all he does is raise his hand.

SPEAKER_04:

This is I gotta daddy.

SPEAKER_05:

I gotta figure out how to turn this thing off. Adam does not like mama's new boyfriend.

SPEAKER_09:

No, no, he does not. Stranger say, Where's my dad?

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, this is wild.

SPEAKER_09:

Why are you hip button your dad? Oh, I cry too.

SPEAKER_02:

What are you hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I also okay.

SPEAKER_04:

Well, that's okay. You don't have to see me, I guess. Um so anyway, we're we're gonna talk about all of that. We're gonna talk about um all each one of us is dressed as a different musician. So we're gonna talk about each musician.

SPEAKER_00:

Other hand, dang.

SPEAKER_04:

It can't see this hand.

SPEAKER_05:

Your other left.

SPEAKER_04:

Uh we're gonna talk about the musicians that we are and songs from them and things that we enjoy about them.

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And MM wrote my favorite song.

SPEAKER_05:

Is it the one about Michael Jackson?

SPEAKER_09:

What?

SPEAKER_04:

Um the one about Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson, cleaning out my closet. Okay, I think I figured it out.

SPEAKER_09:

No.

SPEAKER_04:

What is happening? I am having some technical difficulties. This is awesome.

SPEAKER_09:

Do you like me as a dude?

SPEAKER_04:

Here we go, here we go.

SPEAKER_09:

With eyeliner. Um, sorry, Dylan has to see how cute his nephew looks.

SPEAKER_04:

That's fine. Wait, ask Dylan if he knows who each one of us are.

SPEAKER_08:

Do you know who each of us is? Who each of the who each of us are? Who each of us are be?

SPEAKER_04:

Who each of us be?

SPEAKER_09:

Huh? You have no idea. You don't know who Harley is? Jelly roll. Lindsay's Avrol of I'm having a stroke. Thank you. Um Adam's Kirk. Chris, who are you? Bob Dylan? What is it? Zach Brown?

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Yeah.

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Zach Brown.

SPEAKER_02:

Who are you? Bob Dylan?

SPEAKER_05:

Tell Dylan about it. I want to see a kiss right now.

SPEAKER_09:

Uh hey, Chris wants to see us kiss because I look like a dude. He said that feels wrong. It's a little gay.

SPEAKER_05:

Do it. Yeah, I sure hope it does.

SPEAKER_09:

He can't be caught kissing a dude, even a pretty one. That's great. You can't hear nothing. That's unfortunate. All right. Well, see ya.

SPEAKER_02:

We love you, John.

SPEAKER_09:

They love you.

SPEAKER_04:

You better open that up.

SPEAKER_00:

If so, what's going on?

SPEAKER_04:

You um so we got we got a house, guys. This is this is the new studio. Um it's not completed yet, but it for you know general gist of things, it it looks alright.

SPEAKER_09:

And as on Harley Farr, the H and the B in the back are not level.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, they're close enough.

SPEAKER_09:

No, they're not.

SPEAKER_04:

No, no, they're not.

SPEAKER_09:

No, they're not. We might want to redo that.

SPEAKER_04:

So actually, I think I'm gonna see if there's a company who will make a neon sign of our logo, and by that, put it there.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, that'd be really cool.

SPEAKER_04:

In front of me is uh second set, uh, but it's not done yet. Um, but the house is coming together nicely. We've been working very hard on putting stuff together.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Um it's lit very nicely. We are crystal clear.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, you are.

SPEAKER_04:

Uh Chris has a new camera. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_09:

I thought the quality looked great.

SPEAKER_04:

Look so good.

SPEAKER_09:

Look at Schiffy, guys. Now I need something new. You guys have a new house, Chris has a new camera. You have a new beard.

SPEAKER_04:

You have a new beard.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, I do. Um does Chris know Justin Bleber?

SPEAKER_04:

Uh, I don't know. Well, probably because he went through all of the episodes.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, it should have been Justin Bleber.

SPEAKER_04:

No, that's been done. We already did that.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Taylor.

SPEAKER_09:

I yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

So I know that you're a big MM fan. Chris, are you a big Zach Brown fan?

SPEAKER_05:

No, God no.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, me either.

SPEAKER_05:

So Check and Friday is about it.

SPEAKER_04:

I was gonna say, we'll we'll save you for later. Um, because I think I know like four Zach Brown songs, and they're all from that album. Um, but let's start with Taylor. I think we're all relatively big MM fans here.

SPEAKER_09:

What is I start doing my eyebrows like this?

SPEAKER_04:

No.

SPEAKER_09:

Taylor, they're so colored in. I thought they were you should not. I should have.

SPEAKER_04:

You would look like the dad from American Pie.

SPEAKER_09:

Um, what's his name? Levy.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, yeah, Eugene Levy. Eugene Levy, yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

Um that's funny.

SPEAKER_04:

So, what's your favorite MM song, Taylor?

SPEAKER_09:

Shake that.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, pick a different one.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, why?

SPEAKER_04:

Because that song sucks.

SPEAKER_09:

What? Um, I can't do rap god. Everyone says rap god. Can I go through the MM playlist? I like them all.

SPEAKER_04:

Chris, do you have a favorite MM song? No. All right then.

SPEAKER_05:

No, I'm not a fan.

SPEAKER_09:

Chris hates me.

SPEAKER_04:

Chris, are you not a fan of MM at all?

SPEAKER_05:

No.

SPEAKER_09:

What?

SPEAKER_05:

Really? I stopped liking when when it when it went from like the nonsensical slim shady oh okay, okay.

SPEAKER_04:

That's so when he switched over to like serious, serious music and being clean.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

You you liked it better when he was like off his rocks.

SPEAKER_05:

Kind of kind of crazy. Yeah, oh, definitely. I mean, I like my entertainers that way, just like you know, with football. You know, let those guys take steroids. I want to see what'll you know how far the human body can go.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, you know what I mean.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, I would ever say sports. My favorite Eminem song is Stan. I love Stan.

SPEAKER_09:

I was I knew that one was yours. That makes sense. You do love that song. Um, are you okay with Mockingbird?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, Mockingbird's good.

SPEAKER_09:

That's the whole album. What's your favorite Eminem song? Oh my goodness. Um honestly, I prefer his feature on the song Forever that's technically by Drake, but his little part is like oh, it's so good. So good. It just it hits better than any of the other people in that song. Yeah, which is like everybody. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Um, isn't he in that song with like the mon is it Rihanna?

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Monsters.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, I'm just gonna and and uh um The Way You Live. Oh, that's what it's called. I love the way you lie.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm friends with the monsters. So yeah, she's on that one too.

SPEAKER_09:

Under my bed, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, that one and that's paper airplanes, paper airplanes in the night sky, BYOB.

SPEAKER_09:

And isn't it Haley Williams from Paramount?

SPEAKER_04:

It might be, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_09:

Pretty sure it is. Um, can we talk about something really quick?

SPEAKER_03:

Sure.

SPEAKER_09:

So Africa by Toto came on. The radio did you skip it? No, not on the radio. It was on, I think it was on Dylan's dad's phone or something. I don't know. I was jamming out to it while I was cutting potatoes. Dylan's mom goes, You don't even know that song. I said Africa by Toto, and she was like, Oh, you know who it's by? And I said, Yeah. And she's like, That's an old song. I'm like, it's on all the time.

SPEAKER_04:

What I'm hearing is that Dylan's mom has never felt the reins.

SPEAKER_09:

Never felt the reins. Um, sorry, I have another funny story, but I'll wait until everyone's done with their thing.

SPEAKER_04:

Uh, so Chris, Zach Brown band. I I know chicken fried. I know um Don't they have Toes, Toes in the Sand? That's the chicken fried song.

SPEAKER_09:

No, it's not. No, it's not two different songs. No, don't don't make me mad on this podcast. Don't make that.

SPEAKER_05:

I don't even think he sings a song referencing toes, though.

SPEAKER_06:

He does. He does. It's called Toes.

SPEAKER_09:

Is it it's an H. Nope, it's a C. It's just a C, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Zach Brown band. Let's see here. Uh, yeah, toes. Um heels.

SPEAKER_09:

Head and shoulders. I heard they invented that. Adam, your uncle said that you looked very cute.

SPEAKER_04:

Highway 20 ride is a pretty solid song.

SPEAKER_09:

You know, knee deep.

SPEAKER_04:

I know this entire album.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, I love knee deep. Why is that round band?

SPEAKER_04:

I like sweet Annie. That's another that's the one I was thinking of. Sweet Annie. Um, oh hey, there's new Halloween overlays, guys. Do we want a Halloween background? Yes.

SPEAKER_09:

What's an overlay? Halloween everything. Whoa. You want one of the other ones that have stuff on the sides?

unknown:

Yes.

SPEAKER_04:

There we go. Pumpkins.

SPEAKER_05:

That's sick.

SPEAKER_09:

Do you guys want to see the pumpkin I painted?

SPEAKER_04:

Sure.

SPEAKER_09:

Do you want to see the other pumpkin I painted? I was gonna say ghost base is a little little chunky in the thing.

SPEAKER_05:

Was that supposed to be like the scream guy, or is it like the the Picasso painting?

SPEAKER_09:

Oh don't even don't even get me started on Scream. All right, I it it was a whole thing. It's really hard to do on a round pumpkin, anyways. That's Peter Griffin rug.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, yeah. I have a Peter Griffin rug. Do you see that?

SPEAKER_09:

That's so funny. And I got it from Shepherd. That's so funny. Oh I love adult money.

SPEAKER_04:

I know. Moving on to our next artist.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Avra Levine.

SPEAKER_09:

Yes.

SPEAKER_04:

What is your favorite Avra Levine song?

SPEAKER_09:

Um, I'm gonna go classic. I love Skater Boy. Every time Skaterboy, I'm like so good.

SPEAKER_04:

Every time it comes on, I'm usually like, see you later, boy.

SPEAKER_07:

No, yeah. That was funny.

SPEAKER_04:

Sorry, I was I was throwing up in my mouth why I would have laughed. I thought it was solid, but then it was quiet. So I was like, I don't know what's anything.

SPEAKER_09:

No, no, no. It was funny. Do you need a bracelet?

SPEAKER_04:

I like complicated. That's that's my favorite.

SPEAKER_09:

I mean it's girlfriend. I like a lot of her songs, actually. I don't like anything new because it's all pop princess kawaii or whatever the genre is, and I know. K-pop? Kawaii? I mean, yeah, Kawaii with a K. Honolulu.

SPEAKER_05:

Never never heard that.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, it sucks. Um, like anything anything from like I'm with you is another good one. 2010 and back.

SPEAKER_04:

I love Chris, what's your favorite Avre Levine song?

SPEAKER_05:

Skater Boy.

SPEAKER_04:

Skater Boy. Nice.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, when you say Aver Levine, that's the first thing that pops in your head. It's like, oh dude, I find myself rocking out to it by myself in the car, thank God. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

So Taylor, yours is girlfriend. Do you like girlfriend?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

So I was thinking about this earlier because I I listened to a lot of Aver Levine this morning.

SPEAKER_00:

Um we should right now.

SPEAKER_04:

So I was thinking about it. Did you ever notice that like most of her early songs are about stealing someone else's man?

SPEAKER_08:

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

I just think interesting. I just thought that was an interesting fact that like, yeah. Well, no, but it's not that everybody wanted to be like her, it's that like she was like destroying other people's relationships.

SPEAKER_09:

She was a homewrecker.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, she was a home wrecker.

SPEAKER_09:

If you don't hug your baby back, I'm gonna have a meltdown. He didn't hug me. He just wants you to love the shark, shark, and you're just not loving him. He wants to touch it.

SPEAKER_04:

Shark. No, no, no, no, no. He's don't get no no no no no no, give me 10 of them.

SPEAKER_09:

Trust me, you don't want 10 of them. Give me 30 of them. You certainly don't want 30 of them. Um, so someone at Starbucks, one of our baristas, wrote the lyrics to um what was it? What was it?

SPEAKER_04:

Do you remember? Feel the rain on your skin, no one else uh unwritten.

SPEAKER_09:

Unwritten. Yeah, so she wrote the lyrics to that, but only the first half, not like the chorus, like just the beginning part of the song, which I think was really funny. Oh and I was like, they're not gonna know. Like, don't you wanna write? And she was like, No, real fan would know. And I was like, but like the whole cup was filled with the first half of the player. I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_04:

So we need that Kurt Cobain.

SPEAKER_09:

What's your favorite? Yeah, what's what's Adam's favorite Kurt Cobain song?

SPEAKER_04:

The one that goes my favorite part of that was the shh, but you know. Oh, you like track two?

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm more of a track three guy myself.

SPEAKER_09:

You want some snacks? Snacks.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, so my favorite Kirk Cobain song would be uh their cover of um what?

SPEAKER_00:

So you're scary.

SPEAKER_04:

No their cover of Lake of Fire.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah. The song that goes, Where do bad folks go when they die? I love that song.

SPEAKER_05:

I don't know if I've ever heard it. Please tell me it does not sound like that. Oh, it's so good.

SPEAKER_09:

It does. Um Taylor, Taylor, what's your favorite?

SPEAKER_03:

Uh is it uh smells like Teen Spirit?

SPEAKER_09:

Ugh. Ugh. Um, no, it's that one. That one or Polly.

SPEAKER_04:

Polly wants a cracker.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

I think I should get off her first. Did you know that's about um kidnapping? Yes, yeah, it's about kidnapping a woman and tying her up in a basement. Fun fact.

SPEAKER_09:

Um, you tell me this every time I bring up that song.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

Fun fact.

SPEAKER_04:

Hey, I only know so many fun facts. I know a really fun fact about Cardi B.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

And I know that that song's about tying a woman up in a basement. What's wrong, little guy?

SPEAKER_09:

That little baby is so mad right now. At um, why are you over here?

SPEAKER_02:

You won't come over here with me.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, I'm pretty I'm mad at my mom right now. She won't let me eat markers.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, Chris, what is your favorite Nirvana song?

SPEAKER_05:

I don't have one. Ah okay. I think it was one of those things where like everyone had the t-shirt, so I've never listened, ever. I see Nirvana on Pandora and I'm like, skip.

SPEAKER_09:

So what I'm hearing is next year for for Halloween, Chris, we have to dress up as his favorite musicians. But what would those be?

SPEAKER_04:

We should do guar. We have enough people that we should just dress up as guar.

SPEAKER_09:

I don't know what that is. You don't want to know what that is.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, thank you.

SPEAKER_09:

That's gonna go in your eyeball.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, so fun fact, I bought Chris a pop funko recently.

SPEAKER_02:

Yes, Vault Boy, Vault Boy from uh Boom! Fallout. It's really shiny.

SPEAKER_09:

I just got a Fallout uh like ad. I think it's because you guys talk about it so much.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, speaking of Fallout, Lindsay and I recently sat down and watched the show. It's so good.

SPEAKER_05:

It's so good.

unknown:

It's very good.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm so excited. The the new season comes out in December.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, exciting. Do I dare say that I like it better than the Halo show?

SPEAKER_04:

Uh I think that's fair. The Halo show is good.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, but I this one just is much more like exciting.

SPEAKER_04:

I think it also has the humor that Halo Halo didn't have any humor about it.

SPEAKER_00:

It's just straightforward, very serious.

SPEAKER_04:

But I I appreciate the Halo show better towards the game. Like I feel like the Fallout show doesn't really it's like it's on story, it doesn't do the game justice, if that makes sense. But Chris, you're a far bigger Fallout fan than I am. So how do you feel?

SPEAKER_05:

Because so so far it does not follow any storyline that's been right that's been in the games yet. Um it touches base on some of them, like um was it Sandy Shady Sands? Yeah, they referenced that settlement. Yeah, that place was in Fallout 1 and I think three. No, not three, one and two. Oh, was it two? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's in California.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Two two was the two D game, right?

SPEAKER_05:

That was when it was still two D. One, two, they were two D like overhead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was the first first person, I believe. The only one I haven't played is Brotherhood.

SPEAKER_04:

There's a bunch, some of them aren't canon, but I will say what I do like is that it touches base on some good story plots from the games and adds like a new layer of lore to kind of piece together like what happened prior. That that I like.

SPEAKER_05:

I'm excited for season two with new with New Vegas because that's where it's like, oh, I know the lore there. Let's see where they screw up. Kind of like reading a book and then watching the movie. It's like you know, Game of Thrones. I was like, when is she coming back? She's supposed to be back. Nope. No, they didn't bring her back to the movie. It's like that's a that's a huge hole in the story there.

SPEAKER_04:

Like, I didn't read the books at all, and maybe that's why I didn't have a super strong opinion on the show, but I thought the show was phenomenal.

SPEAKER_07:

Harley can't read.

SPEAKER_04:

Not not well. It's it's that's funny. Um, but yeah, I I thought the show was fantastic. I I get why people were upset with the ending, um, but like it I've seen a lot of terrible endings to shows, and I felt like it wasn't like the worst.

SPEAKER_05:

What are we talking about Game of Thrones?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, you dude, yeah, yeah. Like people were super upset with the ending of that show. I think it was more disappointment. It was one of those, like, hey, you think this is what's gonna happen? Guess what? Screw yourself, right? Right. Which kind of made it. I I kind of like that.

SPEAKER_04:

Like The Walking Dead when when that went haywire, I stuck through all of that, and that ending was horrible.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, I didn't finish it, so good.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, what else was I gonna say? I was gonna say something else. Uh, so we we watched uh Fallout. Oh, Halo. I heard that Halo got picked up by Netflix for a new season.

SPEAKER_05:

That's good. I just finished it.

SPEAKER_04:

So did you did you like it?

SPEAKER_03:

It's really good, right?

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_09:

Um, Taylor, the one bad guy from FBI guy that uh Olivia Benson gets like kidnapped by The cute one he is he's master chief in the show. Yeah. Oh I have to watch it. I've started watching uh Law and Order recently again.

SPEAKER_04:

SVU?

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_04:

Is there another one?

SPEAKER_09:

I mean there's regular Law and Order, but that one sucks. No one watches that.

SPEAKER_04:

It's because iced tea's there. Iced T is what makes Law and Order SVU a good show.

SPEAKER_09:

It's not. You're so wrong. First of all, it's Munch. I was so sad when he died. Secondly, it's Elliot. So sad when he's also gone. Professor Cakes. That's who he is. Professor Cakes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

As as Law in Order, as a Law and Order fan. As a Law and Order fan, Taylor, did you watch criminal? No. Is that what it's called? Criminal Intent?

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah. Uh no, I think it's organized crime.

SPEAKER_04:

Organized crime.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah. Um, no, I so I'm not sure what it's on. I think I've only seen one episode that actually came on the actual TV. Um, but I've watched the crossovers, only if they came on TV. I haven't watched like the newer ones, but I've watched the crossovers where he is going into SVU and and trying to get back with Olivia.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, speaking of date, Miss Louis. Speaking of TV shows about video games, Chris, did you know there's a uh twisted metal TV show?

SPEAKER_06:

It's the only reason they got peacock.

SPEAKER_04:

Yes, I got I gotta watch it. It's so good. I gotta I gotta download Peacock and watch it.

SPEAKER_09:

Dylan and I watched it all in a week.

SPEAKER_05:

So it is funny, like you will laugh, yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

You will crack up. Oh, and it has uh Rosa from Brooklyn I9, I think.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, yeah. My question is, how involved is Sweet Tooth? Because Sweet Tooth has always been my favorite character.

SPEAKER_05:

Uh he yes, he is definitely involved with the dart over there.

SPEAKER_09:

Why is your baby's gonna swallow a dart?

SPEAKER_02:

Expect a baby to be in here.

SPEAKER_09:

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_04:

Dude, that would have that would have been that would have been horrible.

SPEAKER_09:

He would have really fooled a Kurt Cobain. Um, is that Peter? Oh, is that Peter Griffin Rug from when he got beat up by the chicken?

SPEAKER_04:

Yes.

SPEAKER_09:

That's really funny. Yeah, that's so funny.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, so how involved is Sweet Tooth? Is he is he pretty prevalent in the show? Yeah, yeah. He's the he's the best character in Twisted Metal, dude. Who is your guy? Who is your Twisted Metal guy?

SPEAKER_05:

I mean, Sweet Tooth is everybody's favorite because he is in every single one, and story-wise, he is the same Sweetooth, right? So the main character in the show is in who he'd be in the game is Roadkill, right?

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, really? That's who the show follows.

SPEAKER_05:

Yes, so if you follow the dude, yeah, you'd have to like do a big deep like lore search, but so like, dude, Roadkill ends up winning one of the Twisted Metal tournaments, which this is the canon, is it he wins it, right? Then he wishes his wish to Calypso is pretty much to become minion in the next game. Like, dude, yeah, it's crazy. But uh Mr. Slam from Twisted Metal 2.

SPEAKER_04:

Mr. Slam.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, front end loader.

SPEAKER_04:

You don't like um you don't like Wardhog?

SPEAKER_05:

Wardhog's cool. I didn't like him in Twisted Metal 4, where he's a pirate. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of dumb. Yeah. No, wait, dude. I'm thinking of Mr. Grim. Never mind. Don't mind me, I'm retarded. Oh, the motorcycle guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, Warthog's already yeah, the tank. Yeah, I didn't like him in black.

SPEAKER_04:

Where uh he kind of was he kind of was like underpowered in black, too.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, was he was the station wagon?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. With the with tracks that's yeah, I feel like um I feel like in Twisted Metal 2. Two? No, three. Twisted Metal 3 is when Warthog was like the strongest. Um but sweet tooth, sweet tooth and black, isn't black where he turns into like the robot? Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, he's just uh and it's everybody's favorite. So yeah. Now I will say this. I think Steve though, I think it's Steve though. He he has a sweet tooth ice cream truck, like with the clown head shit, really on top. I I believe I could be wrong, fact checking, but uh I always told my wife if I won the lottery, like yeah, that's how I'd show up to work.

SPEAKER_09:

She won't tell anyone, but there will be signs, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, with the that's awesome, dude.

SPEAKER_00:

Absolutely not. That was terrifying.

SPEAKER_04:

Um what else? What else? Oh, uh Halloween plans. Yeah, let's let's start with you, Taylor. What's your Halloween plans look like?

SPEAKER_09:

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04:

So here's the thing trying to find a rhyme for orange.

SPEAKER_09:

Orange, you glad I'm here, anyways. Um, no, so I moved to Florida and then I got popular. Anyone cares? Like I have a whole group of friends now. And I was asked to go to yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

Are these friends are they in the room with us right now?

SPEAKER_09:

Uh yes, they're actually right behind me. You can't see them.

SPEAKER_05:

Me and all of my friends.

SPEAKER_09:

Um no, so I was asked to go to a pumpkin patch a couple days ago, but found out that they closed at like five, so we couldn't go. And we're like, oh well, if we're not busy Friday, and then I realized that that's Halloween, so we were actually supposed to hand out candy. So I probably won't be doing the pumpkin patch. However, Dylan's mom wants us to do this whole haunted house thing as a family. So I don't actually know, like, there's so many plans in the air, but I will be doing something.

SPEAKER_04:

So many things to do, so many things to do.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, I like that one. That one's fun.

SPEAKER_04:

You like that one? Yeah, um Chris. I assume you and your wonderful large family are going trigger treating, stocking up for the the next year and a half for candy.

SPEAKER_05:

No, we just buy candy. Um, no, we're actually going to a family Halloween party.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, so Halloween party.

SPEAKER_09:

Maybe you just buy candy.

SPEAKER_05:

Yeah, we just buy the candy.

SPEAKER_04:

Rather than going trigger treating.

SPEAKER_05:

So it's our anniversary. We got married on that.

SPEAKER_04:

I was gonna I was gonna wish you a happy anniversary, but you beat me to it. Tomorrow. Tomorrow is Chris's anniversary, guys.

SPEAKER_00:

That's fun. Happy early anniversary.

SPEAKER_04:

And we just had ours. We just had our four-year anniversary last week. Yeah, yeah. Mazzletov. Okay.

SPEAKER_09:

Crazy you made Chris's story about you. Go ahead, Chris.

SPEAKER_05:

That's just how Harley does things, you know.

SPEAKER_02:

Crazy.

SPEAKER_05:

Um, so no, we're just going to we're having a uh Halloween party at Kevin's house.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, really? Nice. Um, shout out, uh, Kevin from Gatlinburg.

SPEAKER_09:

So wonderful.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, yeah. Let's talk costumes.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh. Taylor.

SPEAKER_09:

I don't have a costume, sadly. Um, my orange suit wasn't gonna get here in time.

SPEAKER_05:

Why oh hear me out. Okay, so why don't you just wear that and you could go as a low-level drug dealer?

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, because I might get arrested, they might think it's real.

SPEAKER_04:

It's in Florida.

SPEAKER_09:

I would accidentally get drugs somehow, somewhere.

SPEAKER_04:

I don't think you can accidentally get drugs.

SPEAKER_09:

I feel like you could here. Um I wasn't a body cam footage that that's what they claim.

SPEAKER_05:

Wait a second, Taylor. You are Florida man.

SPEAKER_09:

I am Florida man. Oh you change that black hoodie to a uh camo one, you're good to go. Exactly.

unknown:

Hi.

SPEAKER_09:

No, I got a cute little crew neck, it's like a a peanuts crew neck, so it has all the peanuts crew, and they're dressed up in their little costumes. So, because with us handing out candy and being in Florida, I was like, it's gonna be really hot. You know what I mean? For anything that I wanted to be, and then my orange suit wasn't gonna get here in time for what I was gonna be.

SPEAKER_04:

Let's go through, let's go through your roster of uh of all costumes.

SPEAKER_05:

Uh we're just gonna do Alice in Wonderland. All I know is I'm the mad hatter and my wife is the queen.

SPEAKER_04:

As always, yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

So I'm hoping she'll wear that wig tonight. I mean, you know what I mean. Put that out there. I don't know if she nibbled.

SPEAKER_04:

So you are going to be the mad hatter, your wife's gonna be the queen. What are your kids gonna be? The cards?

SPEAKER_05:

Oh well, actually, we we did get the cards, which is cool because it's just like a tunic, but like foam tunic is pretty cool. Um but I don't know who's wearing that. I know I think my oldest is going to be the the rabbit.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05:

Uh I don't know about the others.

SPEAKER_04:

I don't know. Somebody going to be um um the cat. Yes, yeah, the cat. I would assume.

SPEAKER_05:

I know we ordered it, I just don't know who's gonna be it. They got the onesie. Who's gonna be Alice? Is nobody gonna be Alice? There isn't Alice, I just don't know which one.

SPEAKER_09:

I feel like you should know these things. Where is your wife? Like, I need answers.

SPEAKER_05:

She's doing woman stuff, you know, washing dicks, making me a sandwich, making making a sandy. No, she's laying down with the boys, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh so on our end, we are going to be duck duck goose because Adam is obsessed with ducks. Uh, I believe we're just handing out candy, right? We're not going triggering, we're gonna be handing out candy because somebody can't walk yet. Yeah, exactly.

unknown:

Yeah, him.

SPEAKER_04:

So Adam is going to be a duck, Lindsay is going to be a duck, and I am gonna be goose from Top Gun. I have a goose t-shirt and dog tags and aviators, and that's where I'm gonna be.

SPEAKER_09:

Fun.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, I wonder how many people are going to get the reference.

SPEAKER_09:

Nobody.

SPEAKER_04:

No?

SPEAKER_09:

We're gonna tell they might.

SPEAKER_04:

I mean, the shirt literally says goose on the front of it, yeah.

SPEAKER_09:

So they probably will then.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. Um, but yeah, that's our plans. We're gonna hand out candy. Um yeah, yeah. What else did you guys?

SPEAKER_05:

Did you show Lindsay the the meme I sent you?

SPEAKER_04:

Oh no, hold on, I'll show her right now.

SPEAKER_09:

Is it on our Instagram or no? No, it's in their girlfriend chat. It feels crazy we're not in that chat. I don't know. That's okay. It was like we should make our own. Yeah, yeah. I agree. I'll send you funny things. We already do on Instagram. We are in our own chat. Nice. Hi.

SPEAKER_04:

Hello.

SPEAKER_09:

Are you sleepy?

SPEAKER_04:

Adam is sleepy.

SPEAKER_07:

It's eight o'clock. Welcome to bed then. Okay, they'll be back.

SPEAKER_05:

He's cuter when he's angry.

SPEAKER_09:

This is so adorable. I just wanna, he's so cute.

SPEAKER_04:

I think this is the longest he's uh lasted on a show.

SPEAKER_09:

Uh it's 40 minutes.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, that's crazy, guys.

SPEAKER_09:

Aww. Um podcaster.

SPEAKER_04:

So this is uh this is our Halloween show, guys. This nor normally in the past we've done things like um what have we done? We've done like a list. Uh every year we talk about our our costumes and the musicians associated with them. Oh, one year we did the list of the 27 club. That was fun.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, that was fun. That was spewy. Yeah. Well, we've we have a lot going on. I mean, you guys been busy.

SPEAKER_04:

We didn't talk about the move too much, but it was insane, guys. Insane. Get out of my head.

SPEAKER_09:

Why are you why are you talking at the same time?

SPEAKER_04:

Should we fill the last like 10-15 minutes with uh with telling the story of the house, or it's a story of lovely lady who is okay, little guy.

SPEAKER_07:

All of them had heroic. Oh, it's a youngest one named it's a story of a man named Brady who was bringing over.

SPEAKER_04:

Um so we bought the house, right? Yeah, and then my money got all locked up and I couldn't use it, and that was but all the assets were frozen. And then I then I sent it to Lindsay because I didn't have access to it, so I sent it to her, and then her bank put a hold on it, and she couldn't give it to me. It's been a whole thing. I still haven't fixed it. I'm still tired.

SPEAKER_09:

Your account is still overdrawn.

SPEAKER_04:

No, no, they ended up just denying the uh the payment that I was trying to make. So that's that's taken care of, but I still need to make that payment, but I can't do it because I can't so why'd they lock that money? Just because of the large amount of money that it was.

SPEAKER_06:

Ugh. Yeah, they ever sold a house.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, banks are dumb, dude. And then to top it all off, we had a cockroach issue here when we moved in. That was fun. Still dealing with that.

SPEAKER_05:

Cockroach or water bug?

SPEAKER_04:

Same thing, not the same thing, American cockroach.

SPEAKER_09:

So not a water bug.

SPEAKER_04:

You know what's crazy? This is this might be a tad just a tad bit political, just like a like a smidge. They told me at Orkin the American cockroaches are okay. It's the German ones that we have to worry about. And I was like, yeah, no shit, guys.

SPEAKER_09:

Do they only go to certain households? That's racist.

SPEAKER_02:

Tell me something I don't know. USA, am I right?

SPEAKER_05:

Listen, it's listen, if you said that over there in Germany, they'd arrest you. So you'd be arrested. Don't ever go to Germany because they'll probably arrest you just for for referencing that, you know.

SPEAKER_09:

Just just for showing up. They'd be like, We saw the show.

SPEAKER_04:

But that's a real thing that they told me was that the German cockroaches are like the ones that are infestations and get in your food and stuff. The American ones are the American.

SPEAKER_05:

Send them straight to the train.

SPEAKER_04:

American ones are what we call water bugs. They're just chill, they're invasive from outside. They're just trying to find shelter and food.

SPEAKER_09:

They're just trying to try to have a home.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, but it can't be my home.

SPEAKER_09:

So Dylan got a cockroach in his ear once.

SPEAKER_04:

Ugh.

SPEAKER_09:

And it dug all the way down. They had to take him to the hospital.

SPEAKER_04:

I was gonna say, now I'm gonna wear earplugs to bed.

SPEAKER_09:

No, he told me about it. He said it was the worst pain he's ever felt in his life, and then you could like see it moving.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_09:

And every time they tried to get it out, it made it more mad and it went down deeper.

SPEAKER_05:

Harley, they're more prone to go in the back door, though. So you know. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04:

Then we're gonna dude, that hole's that hole's opened up and ready.

SPEAKER_09:

Sound sounds a little gay. A little wild. Just a little bit. Just he's part of the community. Oh, that's funny.

SPEAKER_04:

Man, oh man. Uh but anyways.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, sorry, go ahead.

SPEAKER_04:

I was just gonna say what else you guys want to talk about.

SPEAKER_09:

Do you guys know the next big holiday that's coming up?

SPEAKER_04:

Christmas. Taylor's birthday. Next Halloween.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh hi. Next Halloween. Next anniversary. No, it's my birthday. What's everyone gonna do for my birthday? I want everyone to go party in my honor. I won't be partying because I'm sure I'll have to work. It is a Thursday. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

I've been playing the new Pokemon game.

SPEAKER_09:

How's that going?

SPEAKER_04:

It's pretty good. I like it a lot.

SPEAKER_09:

The next major holiday after your birthday is the next day.

SPEAKER_04:

What's the next day?

SPEAKER_09:

No Black Friday. You know what November 21st is.

SPEAKER_05:

Never forget. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04:

That's exactly what I was gonna say, but it's it's wicked, isn't it?

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah, it is. Um, I follow a girl on TikTok who has been trying to learn how to rap, and she records herself like freestyling until she can quit her job. And I don't know, I guess she's like a scientist or something. So she's been recording herself. Huh? Then you said, yes, yes, because she always finds a way to put 9-11 in her raps, like just comes out. That is so funny, yeah. That's so funny.

SPEAKER_04:

Taylor, yeah, speaking of 9-11 and conspiracies, yeah. Where are we at on the Helen Keller train?

SPEAKER_09:

I still stand by first of all, Helen Keller didn't know where the train was. She didn't know it would be moving. You know that that science experiments where it's like if you put somebody in a train with no windows and it's moving at a constant velocity, they won't feel like they're moving.

SPEAKER_02:

How long are you going to be?

SPEAKER_04:

I don't I don't know that. But how did you like your book?

SPEAKER_09:

I haven't started it.

SPEAKER_04:

Are you going to?

SPEAKER_09:

Are you going to Yeah, when I finish my other books? And it has to go in line.

SPEAKER_04:

For the podcast, I don't know if we brought this up, but Lindsay and I sent Taylor a Helen Keller book to her house.

SPEAKER_09:

Yes.

SPEAKER_04:

Written by the one and only Helen Keller.

SPEAKER_05:

See, I think Helen Keller was a real person, but I think she was a mole person. That would explain why she's blind.

SPEAKER_09:

That makes more sense.

SPEAKER_05:

She's out of the flat earthquake. Hollow flat earth.

SPEAKER_09:

The hollow flat earth during during Pangea.

SPEAKER_05:

And she shaved a lot.

SPEAKER_04:

It's her and the lizard people and everybody that that eats baby hearts.

SPEAKER_06:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05:

I thought you said you were never mind. Adrena Chrome. Pizzagate.

unknown:

Pizza Gate.

SPEAKER_09:

Um, yeah, no, it's I I have other books I gotta finish first.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, here's a here's a good Halloween question for the group. What's your favorite like Halloween monster? Oh like werewolf.

SPEAKER_05:

The Wolfman. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Wolfman. I almost said Van Halen, and I meant vampire.

SPEAKER_06:

Yes.

SPEAKER_04:

Um Edward Cullen.

SPEAKER_05:

Um sorry, that's Zach Brown speaking, not Chris.

SPEAKER_04:

Uh, what's another one? Frankenstein's monster. Um spiders, ghosts, goblins, ghouls. Jeepers creepers, that's your favorite monster.

SPEAKER_09:

Whatever Jeepers Creepers is. Or the tiny little leprechaun from Leprechaun. Honestly, just leprechaun's kind of.

SPEAKER_04:

I think we established on our live show that me and Chris did that um the Jeepers Creepers monster is part of the predator like uh family, right?

SPEAKER_09:

I haven't watched that in so long.

SPEAKER_04:

That's pretty controversial.

SPEAKER_05:

That's a hot take.

SPEAKER_04:

That's a hot take.

SPEAKER_05:

That's a hot take.

SPEAKER_04:

They have like the same mouth, you know. One of them has better fashion sense.

SPEAKER_05:

They're that their mouths are pretty, pretty succulent. Thanks, Lindsay.

SPEAKER_09:

Sorry, I was looking up a picture. I was I was owned out. Um honestly, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04:

I'm trying to think of what mine would be. I I guess mine would be like a ghost. I like spooky specters.

SPEAKER_07:

A ghost.

SPEAKER_09:

Your baby wants to hang out.

SPEAKER_06:

Give me a jelly roll. Jelly rolls like a god.

SPEAKER_09:

Daddy. Oh good night, baby. Don't want that either. Okay. See you waiter. Or mine's like uh like a jack-o'-lantern.

SPEAKER_04:

A jack-o' lantern? Is that a monster?

SPEAKER_09:

Well, isn't he the one on the horse going the pressure coming?

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, the headless horseman.

SPEAKER_09:

Thank you.

SPEAKER_05:

Oh, we also have like pumpkin head. You've heard of that.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, pumpkin head's a good one. Yeah, um, what was his name? Pinhead.

SPEAKER_05:

Pinhead. Oh, dude, the other Hellraiser movies are awesome.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah, Hellraiser movie, yeah. What's yours?

SPEAKER_00:

Mine? Probably vampires.

SPEAKER_04:

Vampires? Yeah, you do like Snookie.

SPEAKER_00:

Her name is Sokie.

SPEAKER_04:

Snookie.

SPEAKER_05:

Is it s I thought Snooky was more of a mouse creature?

SPEAKER_06:

Snookie won't shoot.

SPEAKER_04:

Um sharp. No, have you ever seen True Blood?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

So the main character in that show is called Snooky.

SPEAKER_05:

That is the blonde chick, right?

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah. So the entire time we were watching it, I just kept calling her Snooky and referencing Jersey Shore.

SPEAKER_09:

That's really funny.

SPEAKER_04:

Louisiana or something?

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Something like that. I just kept saying, like, uh, I would say, like, when's the situation come in?

SPEAKER_05:

Triplets was good. I like Triplets.

SPEAKER_04:

Uh, I I enjoyed it until what season did we get to? Like five.

SPEAKER_09:

I prefer blue blood.

SPEAKER_04:

No, it was more than three. It definitely was.

SPEAKER_09:

I prefer Tom Selleck. He is my favorite Halloween monster.

SPEAKER_05:

That mustache.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah. That's who I'm gonna be next year.

SPEAKER_05:

I was gonna be Freddie Mercury.

SPEAKER_04:

Whenever they hair, whenever they introduced fairies into um, well, yes, the flying ones. Um when they introduced fairies into True Blood, that was when I was out. Like it was right after the werewolves. I was like, the werewolves I can deal with because vampires and werewolves have been fighting since you know the dawn of time twilight. Uh, but as soon as as soon as they were like, Oh, the one girl's actually a fairy, I was like, Okay, now we're just like, what are we doing here? Uh yes, Taylor.

SPEAKER_09:

I'm so sorry, your baby just went give him whatever he wants right now. Um, why are there candy canes on our background?

SPEAKER_04:

Um, they're Halloween themed. I don't know.

SPEAKER_09:

They should be lollipops and not candy canes. Candy canes are for Christmas.

SPEAKER_04:

Oh, here you go.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh, I hate that. Oh, I hate that. Oh, I'm gonna throw up.

SPEAKER_05:

There's a spider on your eyeball.

SPEAKER_09:

Honestly, it looks more like jelly roll. That's awful. Why are you giving these terrible? Oh right. He's out here whacking faces.

SPEAKER_04:

I reckon I we we almost hit an hour, guys. I I think we I think we could call it quits here.

SPEAKER_09:

Can we dress up more? Does it just have to be on Halloween? Because I'm not gonna tell you. I'm not gonna tell you what I was gonna be for Halloween because I kind of just want to come on the podcast one day. I think I think it was really funny. Um, but I think we should dress up more.

SPEAKER_04:

That would be fine with me. Your microphone is going wacky, just so you know. I don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_06:

She was beating boxing.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, but all right, let's let's go ahead and uh end it here, y'all.

SPEAKER_07:

All right, everybody. If you like today's episode, go ahead and give it a big thumbs up, subscribe, and don't forget to hit that bell notification every time we post a new video.

SPEAKER_04:

Now you kind of look like uh Lonely Island. Dude, you should have been Lonely Island.

SPEAKER_00:

But what's in it, Fox?

SPEAKER_04:

It's been an awesome Halloween episode. This is Chris's first Halloween episode.

SPEAKER_07:

Happy Halloween, Chris.

SPEAKER_04:

Um, and yeah, everything's been real, guys. It's time to say peace. I don't know where my fingers are. There we go. I can't see this hand.

SPEAKER_00:

Thanks for listening to the Lokin Bridge Podcast.

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