Music News, Laughs, And A Wild Game Night

A wedding request to Scott Blasey, a brand-new video spinoff we’re slightly scared to make, and a lyric game that derails into glorious chaos—this one moves fast and hits a lot. We kick off by revisiting last week’s interview, then clip an on-air invite to the Clarks frontman to perform at a future wedding. From there we pivot into real talk about editing choices, how small cuts can smooth a show, and why honesty on the mic matters more than polish.

Our music news run is stacked: Fetty Wap’s release, BTS returning from military service with a world tour, Slipknot teasing new material, and Hillary Duff’s latest single with a side of mom-scene drama. The big legacy story lands hard—John Fogerty reclaiming the CCR songbook and celebrating it with an NPR Tiny Desk performance—opening a wider conversation about artist rights, masters, and what it means to finally own the songs that define you. Along the way, we weave in pop culture and everyday life: a car speaker sacrificed to Billy Joel at max volume, a misdiagnosed turbo that turns out to be a cracked line, and a quitting story punctuated by free celebration donuts.

Then we crank up a reimagined lyric challenge, trading “finish the lyric” for smarter prompts that spark memory and laughter. Journey’s train, Miley’s hands in the air, Queen’s silhouettes, and Creed’s six feet from the edge all make an appearance, serving up nostalgia with a wink. We even wander into a spirited Helen Keller debate that says more about how stories spread than the story itself. To cap it off, we share community-first merch—DJ ABC tees priced to move—and tease Off The Record, our video-only experiment that feels equal parts exciting and reckless.

Hit play for music news, banter, and a game you’ll want to steal for your next hangout. If you’re into artist rights, pop culture tangents, and lyric nostalgia, you’ll feel right at home. If you enjoy the show, subscribe, share it with a friend, and drop a review—tell us which headline or lyric stumped you most.

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Transcript

Cold Open And Reunion Banter

SPEAKER_03 0:14

I'm the worst person to have a podcast.

SPEAKER_04 0:16

I can barely what is up, everybody.

SPEAKER_03 0:31

Welcome back to the Hook and Bridge podcast. I am your host, Harley, joined by my lovely co-hosts, my little sister Taylor.

SPEAKER_04 0:42

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 0:45

My best friend, Chris. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 0:51

I wish I had a best friend.

SPEAKER_03 0:53

Chris, it's been a few weeks. You're alive. I am alive. Everyone's happy to hear.

SPEAKER_04 1:00

Woo-hoo.

SPEAKER_03 1:02

Um since you listened, I'm sure you heard uh me say, you know, my my piece about you cutting the nicotine.

SPEAKER_02 1:12

So which it's not successful yet, but I'm trying. You'll get there. You'll get there.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

You're doing your best, and that's all we can ask for.

SPEAKER_03 1:20

Literally, that is all you can ask for.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:22

To do your best. Um, Taylor, I know that you have a fun Helen Keller update.

SPEAKER_01 1:29

We do have a fun, we do have a fun Helen Keller update, but um, I want to hear more about Chris. I missed the guy. All right.

SPEAKER_03 1:35

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

I was going through it.

SPEAKER_03 1:38

Ask away. Ask away.

SPEAKER_01 1:39

I just want to hear him talk. I don't have any questions.

SPEAKER_03 1:41

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:42

I just I missed his pet.

SPEAKER_03 1:43

Hello. Is it me you're looking for?

SPEAKER_02 1:48

That's all I know. That's all I know.

SPEAKER_01 1:49

I thought you were going with the Dell Hello.

SPEAKER_03 1:52

Um Chris, since you listened and I didn't get to ask you, did you listen to the last week's episode with uh Scott Blacey?

SPEAKER_02 2:00

Yeah, I love that, dude. Oh my god, that was a good interview.

SPEAKER_03 2:03

Did you hear the issues with the audio? No. No? No. Okay, maybe it's just in my head then.

SPEAKER_01 2:09

I kept hearing supposed to cut out.

SPEAKER_03 2:12

Yeah. Yeah, I just kept wait. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_01 2:17

His phone conversation.

SPEAKER_03 2:19

Oh yeah. Yeah, I cut that out.

SPEAKER_02 2:21

That was smooth. That was smooth as hell. Thanks. We'll just wait. And then it's like, oh yeah. And da da da da. I was like, okay.

Editing Talk And Scott Blasey Wedding Pitch

SPEAKER_01 2:27

Oh, now I have to listen to it. It was. Harley's not used to like editing.

unknown 2:32

No.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

That sounds awful.

SPEAKER_03 2:34

I'm good at it. I just don't like doing it.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

Um Lauren also listened to it, and she was a big fan.

SPEAKER_03 2:42

Hell yeah.

unknown 2:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 2:43

But Lauren is in the love of Scott Blazey. Do we think that we can get him to sing at my wedding?

SPEAKER_03 2:48

Yes. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 2:50

Do we think it would be all like the whole band or like just him? I will settle for just him.

SPEAKER_03 2:57

I think either one is an absolute possibility.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

Yeah. Because they can be my live band. I already have what I want him to sing.

SPEAKER_03 3:05

Um, why don't you ask him real quick and we'll clip it?

SPEAKER_01 3:10

Oh, hey Scott. Uh, if you're listening, will you sing at my wedding? Clip that.

SPEAKER_03 3:18

That was horrible.

SPEAKER_01 3:20

Oh, I'm sorry. I got nervous.

SPEAKER_03 3:22

Um, here, let me know.

SPEAKER_01 3:25

I'll I'll send him an email or something.

SPEAKER_03 3:27

Let me do it for you. Uh Scott Blazey of the Clarks. Uh, would you andor the group the Clarks play at my sister's wedding? It would mean the world to her. She absolutely loves the band, and I couldn't imagine a better wedding gift that I could give than having the Clarks play her wedding. That would be absolutely incredible. Clip that.

SPEAKER_01 3:54

I liked mine more. It was more genuine. Yours was too, yours was too like, yours was too not genuine?

SPEAKER_02 4:02

It was spot on.

SPEAKER_01 4:03

Scott's my Scott's my friend. Scott, do you want to come play at my wedding? Clip that.

SPEAKER_03 4:13

The little like AI algorithm's gonna be all over. It's like I didn't dude, I don't know. I'm just gonna clip the next five minutes.

SPEAKER_02 4:20

Okay, okay, okay. Clip this. Clip this. Scott. Would you like to come with me to Taylor's wedding to crash it? Possibly ruin it. Just saying that.

SPEAKER_01 4:31

Um, that's if there is a wedding, guys. I'm also not engaged or getting married anytime soon.

SPEAKER_02 4:38

So anywho, but it's Scott was Dylan's just gonna hide the ring now.

SPEAKER_01 4:44

There ain't a ring. I've been trying. That's crazy. We're fighting, it's a family fight right now.

SPEAKER_03 4:48

It is kind of crazy that my son will be two years old and you're still not even engaged. Like that's pretty wild if you think about it. An old maid.

SPEAKER_01 4:57

Remind me. All right, Chris. That was crazy. Um remind me to start a fight about it.

SPEAKER_03 5:05

You should. That's pretty crazy.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

Did I tell you guys about my promise ring fiasco?

SPEAKER_03 5:10

What did he neglect your promise ring?

SPEAKER_01 5:12

No, I lost it.

SPEAKER_03 5:13

You lost it? Promise broken.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

Literally, the ring I've been wearing for five years is gone.

SPEAKER_02 5:21

Why would you admit that? Why wouldn't you just find like order a duplicate?

SPEAKER_01 5:25

I ordered first abs almost in tears. He said, I'll just buy you a new one.

SPEAKER_03 5:33

That's funny. That's a Dylan response.

SPEAKER_01 5:38

His response was it's probably time for an upgrade. It's been five years. I'm like, that's crazy. So I am getting a new one, but I am very distraught about it.

SPEAKER_03 5:51

Chris, everybody loves our new show. Uh, modest, modest plug here. If you are a fan of the Hook and Bridge podcast and you want to hear uh Chris and I talk about everything except for music, uh check out off the record. Everybody's talking about it, everybody loves it.

SPEAKER_02 6:10

I got nothing feedback.

SPEAKER_01 6:13

Is it on Spotify?

SPEAKER_03 6:15

Uh so the the first episode I did put out as audio only, along with the video. So it's available everywhere, but moving forward, the show will only be accessible on YouTube. This is a video only podcast.

SPEAKER_01 6:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 6:39

Unless Spotify also does video, I think they might also do video podcasting.

SPEAKER_01 6:45

Um is it what's it called on Spotify?

SPEAKER_03 6:49

Uh it should be under the Hook and Bridge podcast. And you'll see one that's titled Off the Record. But anyways, everybody loves it. And um we're gonna be doing another one soon. I don't wanna I don't wanna spoil what we've got planned, but I didn't know there was a plan. Oh, there's a plan. There's a plan. It's gonna be crazy. It's something that I'm scared to do.

SPEAKER_04 7:21

Russian roulette.

SPEAKER_03 7:25

Uh yes. But it's it's gonna be wild, man. It's gonna be wild. It sort of is Russian roulette in a way. Ooh, it's gonna be crazy, guys. You don't want to miss it. Anywho.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

Sorry, I'm I'm locked in. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 7:39

Well, this is the Hook and Bridge podcast. We are a music show here. We are, and uh, I know Taylor has a fun story that she wants to. About Helen Keller, but first, let's just go through the rundown of the music news going on right now. Yeah, um, Fetty Wop has officially been released from prison. Uncle Fetty is out, dad. I know that you listen to the show.

SPEAKER_01 8:05

Your boy excited, your boy's free.

SPEAKER_03 8:07

Your mate, he's free.

SPEAKER_01 8:09

He's free. Does Chris know that, Lore?

SPEAKER_03 8:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 8:12

Oh, yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 8:15

In other news, BTS also announced a world tour after returning to the US after their military in installment.

New Show: Off The Record Tease

SPEAKER_01 8:24

Yeah, isn't that crazy? So I found this out the other day, and I didn't know that they had to be in the military. And I my friend Mia was telling me about it, and she was like, Well, yeah, like in Korea, everyone has to do X amount of time in the military. And I'm like, that's crazy that like even the pop stars, like it's not like they're a small little small band, like no one gets a free pass. And I love it, it's almost like everyone is treated the same way because of communism. I was like, wow, that's great.

SPEAKER_03 8:57

I don't think they're they're not a are they a communist country? No, they're not communist. No, no, no. Then what's up with that? They're South Korean, not North Korean. North Korea, your friend is from North Korea. Yeah, yeah. Um, my friend Kim.

SPEAKER_01 9:14

My friend Kim. We're actually besties. No, wait, okay, sorry.

SPEAKER_03 9:22

She is hideous. Oh, Taylor, that's so interesting.

SPEAKER_02 9:31

What about the nuclear power plant?

SPEAKER_01 9:36

Imagine if I had like secrets, US government secrets, everyone would know.

SPEAKER_03 9:42

Dude, have you you guys watch American Dad, right?

SPEAKER_02 9:45

Uh a little bit.

SPEAKER_03 9:46

I mean, yeah, I watched there's an episode where um there is like a Korean spy that dresses up um in a in a wig and he he just walks around and he goes, Oh, that's crazy. Does anybody know anything about any launch codes?

SPEAKER_02 10:03

It's my favorite, dude. It's so funny. Isn't that the one where he like breaks in the house and there's like a spell of them? Yes, I've seen that episode. Yes, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

Oh, that's funny.

SPEAKER_03 10:14

Lindsay and I go around the house saying that all the time. Anybody know any launch codes?

SPEAKER_01 10:21

Your baby's gonna start talking in crazy accents, like he's gonna go to school and just start talking in like a wild accent.

SPEAKER_03 10:28

That'd be cool.

SPEAKER_01 10:30

That would be cool. A bilingual baby.

SPEAKER_03 10:32

So BTS announced that tour. Um, Slipknot, Sean Clown Crohn, uh, shared that the band is working on new material. Fine, so we could be expecting a new Slipknot album.

SPEAKER_00 10:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:48

Uh Hillary Duff released a new single called Roommates. You guys hear it?

SPEAKER_01 10:53

I have not, but she also has some mommy drama about that.

SPEAKER_03 10:57

Um, they're also talking about uh that song Roommates um uh heavily implied something. Um, but I can't remember what it was. Dang it.

Rapid-Fire Music News Roundup

SPEAKER_01 11:09

She she is her Ashley Tinsdale, Megan Trainer. There's a handful of moms who are like Hillary Duff. I don't remember it was Hillary Duff or Ashley Tinsdale, but one of them came out and they're like, no, there's a lot of drama, like it's actually a really toxic like spot to be in. So they got out of it and then ended up telling the world about it. And Megan Trainer is like, not true, unbothered, but I fear it might be true. Oh, I fear she kind of Megan do be given mean girl energy in the nicest way.

SPEAKER_03 11:40

Megan Trainer?

SPEAKER_01 11:42

Yeah, uh, I don't know. Sometimes I watch interviews and I'm like, I get it.

SPEAKER_03 12:15

As a really big Megan Trainor fan.

SPEAKER_01 12:18

Oh, I'm a big fan.

SPEAKER_03 12:20

I I have to just side with her. She just she doesn't seem like a nice person.

SPEAKER_01 12:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

I mean see, Chris gets it.

SPEAKER_01 12:29

Like it just like, I don't know, something's a little off.

SPEAKER_03 12:31

I think since losing the weight.

SPEAKER_01 12:33

I don't I don't think yes, and I'm not saying like I don't I'm hoping it's not true, but I wouldn't be surprised if it is.

SPEAKER_03 12:42

Fair enough.

SPEAKER_01 12:42

Anywho, go ahead.

SPEAKER_03 12:44

This one's pretty big, guys. At least for me. I don't know, Chris. You might you might care a lot about this. I'm not sure how you feel about it. No, no, once again, credence clear water revival. Are you a big C Cr guy?

SPEAKER_02 12:58

No, God. So everybody, our youngest, our youngest child is named Credence, and everyone goes, What? No, no, no, no. Fantastic beasts. And we're you know, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:12

Oh, Ezra Miller, nice, yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:15

Nah, Clearwater Revival.

SPEAKER_01 13:17

Isn't isn't C Cr the one band who uh I had that song stuck in my head and we just brand move. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 13:26

Anyways, uh John Fogarty, formerly of Creden's Clearwater Revival, recently, finally, after decades upon decades, got his music back. So if you don't know the story, it's a crazy story. We're not gonna dive into it super deep here, but you will see that story talked about on our other show, um, The Dark Side of Music. Uh, but basically, long time legal battle, he finally got his music back, and he recently did a NPR Tiny Desk concert performing his old songs for the first time in like 50 years.

SPEAKER_00 14:11

Good for him.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

Good for him.

SPEAKER_03 14:13

So that's that's a big one for me. Uh I'm a big CCR guy, man. I loved CCR.

SPEAKER_00 14:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 14:19

It's uh huh.

SPEAKER_01 14:23

Is CCR the band that I was talking about?

SPEAKER_03 14:25

You you claim that it is, but I'm telling you, you don't know CCR that well. I think you might know like one or two songs.

SPEAKER_01 14:33

I feel like it was.

SPEAKER_03 14:34

You said it was your favorite band, which was wild.

SPEAKER_01 14:37

No, it's not my favorite band. It's like I was just obsessed with this band for like three weeks.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

This definitely wasn't it.

SPEAKER_01 14:43

It was whatever, whatever it was, we had it on CD because I remember playing it mom's car.

SPEAKER_03 14:48

Nope. It felt like a lifetime.

SPEAKER_01 14:50

It felt like a lifetime. I'm gonna be thinking about that now for the rest of this episode. Anywho.

SPEAKER_03 14:56

Um, San Francisco announced plans to revive its local music scene with an expanded spring event series. And music industry publications like Music Row Weekly highlight Nashville's leadership changes, rising artists, and chart movements. So that's this week in music, guys. That's that's the news. You said something about Harry Styles.

SPEAKER_01 15:19

That's not on my he's he's starting a new album. Oh the girlies are losing their mind.

SPEAKER_03 15:26

Hmm.

SPEAKER_01 15:26

Interesting. New Harry music.

SPEAKER_03 15:29

New Harry knew me.

SPEAKER_01 15:31

New Harry knew me.

SPEAKER_03 15:33

Happy New Year, guys. Same me.

SPEAKER_01 15:36

Same me. I've been putting on everyone's cup. Oh my gosh, I can tell people, guys. I know it's been a while and you probably didn't know, but come Monday, I am no longer a barista at the place I've been working at, which was you guessed it. Starbucks. Starbucks.

unknown 15:49

Home Depot.

SPEAKER_04 15:51

Home Depot.

SPEAKER_01 15:54

Um, anywho, uh, what was I gonna say? Oh, Chris, did you hear about the lady at Duncan giving me a free donut for quitting my job?

SPEAKER_03 16:01

No, we didn't talk about that on the show.

SPEAKER_01 16:03

Oh, we didn't talk about that on the show. So I went to Duncan and it's always the same lady. And she was like, Oh my gosh, where's my pink drink? And I said, Oh my god, girl, I quit my job today. And she said, Congrats. And then went, Do you want a donut? And I said, Yes. And then she gave me two donuts to celebrate quitting my job. Anywho, good. So yeah, it's pretty great.

SPEAKER_03 16:24

On to this Helen Keller update.

SPEAKER_01 16:26

Oh, Helen Keller, listen, Chris. Listen, I I have nothing to lose. What are they gonna do? Fire me? So I have nothing to lose at Starbucks. I started asking all my coworkers how they felt about Helen Keller, and all of us sided the same side, right? We're like, no way. Well, we did have one who was like, she's not real, and I'm like, we're not going that far. She is real. That's crazy. We're not take a step back. So, anyway, so this new girl comes in and she's like 17, I want to say. So I said I was like 6'17. Six, seven. So I asked her, I was like, hey, how do you feel about Helen Keller? And she goes, Who? I said, Who? What do you mean who? And she was like, Is that like a character? I said, someone say. Um, I was like, no, I said she was blind and deaf. And she goes, Oh my god, is she a customer? And I said, No, she's like this beautiful figure.

unknown 17:21

That's cool.

SPEAKER_04 17:22

Oh, what?

SPEAKER_01 17:23

So, so I have never had to like teach someone about Helen Keller, which is like just a crazy experience. So, like, I explain, you know, that she's blind, deaf, and then I'm like, Yeah, and like she wrote uh books and she you know flew a plane, and I'm telling her all these things she did, and I'm like, and she learned how to read and write, and we're going through all this, and she goes, Someone should look into that because I don't know if I'm true.

SPEAKER_02 17:50

Okay, everybody, this is our education system at work, and I said, That's all I needed to know.

SPEAKER_01 17:55

So, but we did all come to an agreement that she just wasn't fully deaf. I think she was fully blind, and I think she was probably almost fully deaf, but I don't think she was fully deaf. And that's okay, and that's just where we're but no, I just I thought it was crazy. I was like, wow, you don't like you don't know who Helen Keller is. You know what I mean? Like, that's I mean that is pretty crazy. It's crazy to think about. I'm like, wow, I learned about her in grade school, or like people get her and Anne Frank confused a lot, and I'm like, that's not it. That's different struggle, different struggles, different struggle, different struggle.

Helen Keller Debate And Sponsor Read

SPEAKER_03 18:29

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SPEAKER_01 19:26

You're asking a lot of me.

SPEAKER_02 19:29

I like your top hat.

SPEAKER_01 19:31

Thank you. You think I should go to a theater? Get it?

SPEAKER_04 19:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:41

Why is it supposed to be that tall? No, they're over headphones. Well, I don't know. Yeah, I do have a goan.

SPEAKER_03 19:49

It's really big. I think you got the wrong size.

SPEAKER_01 19:54

Or they want one size.

SPEAKER_03 19:56

Really?

SPEAKER_01 19:57

Yeah, it's your one size.

SPEAKER_02 19:59

Massive, dude. One size fits all those fat ass heads.

SPEAKER_03 20:07

They couldn't make my hat in a one size. It had to have some buttons in the back. Uh I guess it doesn't look too bad.

SPEAKER_02 20:19

No, it looks much better.

SPEAKER_03 20:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 20:24

You can put a cat inside that thing.

SPEAKER_03 20:27

Question is Taylor, do you like it?

SPEAKER_01 20:29

Um, well, actually, I'm gonna be a hundred percent real with you. I forgot I had it until I saw your hat. Um, which is so funny because it's currently 30 degrees in Florida. Like it is, it is winter coat hat weather at the moment. Um, so I will be wearing it tomorrow.

SPEAKER_02 20:44

Is it really 30 degrees in Florida?

SPEAKER_01 20:46

Uh yeah, it is currently well. I'm so sorry, I lied. Right now it's 52, but earlier today here. It was 30. It was I was um like working in the window at Starbucks and I had to have like my puffer vest on. I had a long sleeve. It was cold. Like my hands are chilly, it was crazy.

SPEAKER_03 21:05

So we do have uh merge Taylor's wearing some, I'm wearing some. Um I've got the thong on.

SPEAKER_01 21:12

So you want to do matching thongs?

SPEAKER_03 21:15

Spoiler, Chris. I did buy you a hat. Just just so you know.

SPEAKER_00 21:21

Uh um, he must be the neighbor.

SPEAKER_03 21:25

It will be here, it'll be here soon.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

Oh, well, I plan on ordering some stuff as soon as uh I get paid.

SPEAKER_03 21:31

Yeah. Um, we do have though these awesome DJ ABC shirts.

SPEAKER_01 21:36

So go support our nephew.

SPEAKER_03 21:38

Listen.

SPEAKER_01 21:38

Well, I guess Harley's son, but my.

SPEAKER_03 21:40

Go support my son, guys. Buy a DJ ABC shirt. I even priced them at a point where like I'm not even making money on them.

SPEAKER_01 21:49

You just want people to have them.

SPEAKER_03 21:50

I just want people to have them. I think there's so cool.

SPEAKER_01 21:52

I think I think I'm gonna get his Uncle Dilly one too.

SPEAKER_03 21:55

It's so cool. Uh they're priced at$13.50. Um, I think that the the 2x and above is like$14 something, but that's that's not on me, that's on the the print company.

SPEAKER_01 22:07

Yeah, I might get one for Dylan's sister too. We can all support Adam.

SPEAKER_03 22:11

That's crazy that you said that after I said 2x plus. That's wild. No, uh I'm gonna get a quadruple X and me and my wife are just like uses a ABC. I think they come in like a 5X, but it's such a fun shirt. So everybody please go support my my little boy and it and his awesome DJ shirt.

SPEAKER_01 22:31

He's such a grat now.

SPEAKER_03 22:32

I also made him I also made him in toddler shirts and onesies.

SPEAKER_01 22:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:36

So if you've got a little guy that loves DJ ABC, or girl, or girl, or they then's the thing wrong show. They don't allow, they don't allow, you know.

SPEAKER_01 22:49

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 22:50

World we live in today, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 22:52

World we live in.

SPEAKER_03 22:55

Um, anyways, anywho. We went over the music news. Uh we showed off some merch.

SPEAKER_01 23:03

Uh, do you guys want to talk about my uh my sad music news?

SPEAKER_02 23:09

Sure.

SPEAKER_01 23:10

The speaker in my car is officially, I think, a goner. The bass was too heavy.

SPEAKER_04 23:17

The bass was too heavy.

SPEAKER_01 23:18

Like it's I was listening to it today, and like you know your speaker's about to blow, but if you turn it up more, like that sound kind of goes away.

SPEAKER_04 23:26

No, oh well.

SPEAKER_01 23:28

Well, I like I'm able to drown it out the louder it is. So I'm like, let me just turn it up. And but the one thing about my stepdad Walt, this was his old car. He also he's a bass guy. Like, my base, my car shakes when I have why are you on it?

SPEAKER_03 23:45

Oh bunny, I'm sleepy.

SPEAKER_01 23:47

That's rude. Anywho, my car shakes when I have when I turn up the music, like the the mirror shaking, my car shaking. So unfortunately, I may have to buy a Bluetooth speaker for my car because I'm not replacing the speaker.

SPEAKER_02 24:04

What did you blow it to? Please tell me you please tell me you're gonna boost it madass. You know what I mean?

Merch Drop And Inside Jokes

SPEAKER_01 24:12

Honestly, it started Kanye. No, well, I that did do it this morning, but it started to go a little bit uh seeing he's a broke. No, it was I started to go to piano man, my Billy Joel. Whoa, which isn't like bass heavy, but like that's where I really started noticing.

SPEAKER_03 24:30

Maybe a song, you're the piano man.

SPEAKER_01 24:34

Oh no, you know what did it?

SPEAKER_03 24:36

Cash in.

SPEAKER_01 24:38

No, it was Scott, it was Shimmy Lowe by the Clarks. I've been obsessed with the Clarks. I have their whole album. And I saw that one and I had it blasted. I was like, shimmy, shimmy low. Anywho.

SPEAKER_03 24:51

Speaking of car updates, yeah. So I haven't told the podcast, but my car broke down recently.

SPEAKER_04 24:58

It did. I was on the phone.

SPEAKER_03 25:00

I dropped it off at a shop, yeah, and I was like, hey, I need my turbo replaced. And the guy was like, Yeah, sounds good. I'll get to it. Yeah, he went to replace it and he ran the code, and he was like, Hey man, who told you your turbo needs replaced? And I was like, Autozone. They ran the code, said it was the turbo. And he was like, Okay, well, I ran the code and it's saying that it's this other like line, like the P P C V line, um, or something along those lines. Anyway, so he said he checked it and it's cracked. So he was like, I don't think you need a new turbo. I think that's the issue because it's connected directly to your turbo, yeah, and that would mean that the stuff that's going through it isn't getting to your turbo because there's a big old gash. And I was like, cool, what do we do? And he was like, Well, I can get the parts, but I can't get them until Monday. So on top of not going to work today, I now am more than likely not gonna be able to go to work on Monday.

SPEAKER_00 26:08

You still take work?

SPEAKER_03 26:12

Well, so that's what I'm gonna try to do. I'm gonna try to do that. But if I do that, I'm probably not gonna stay all day. I'm probably gonna go home early because she's gonna have Adam because it's Martin Luther King Day. So I want to make sure that she has a vehicle in case of an emergency. So I'll probably just do a couple hours and go home.

SPEAKER_01 26:31

That's so crazy because when I was watching your baby, I didn't have a vehicle in case of emergency. You guys really just left him and I and hoped for the best.

SPEAKER_02 26:40

That's why they trusted an ambulance to get to you safer than they trusted you to get him to the hospital.

SPEAKER_01 26:46

To get to the hospital. Not even a carcy was left, Chris. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 26:51

But the real difference was that Lindsay then worked four minutes away. Yeah, I was just thinking, I just thought it was funny. Yeah. Um, but anyways, so he's gonna replace that line, and then if he said if that doesn't do it, then he'll replace the turbo. Uh so that was 225, and then the turbo replacement is gonna be like another 350. So I'm looking at like roughly 700 bucks or so.

SPEAKER_00 27:18

Yeah, I explained it. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_03 27:21

No, it's I mean, it's better than buying a new car by a long shot.

SPEAKER_01 27:27

Um, my car magically stopped leaking, if anyone cares.

SPEAKER_03 27:32

That's not how cars work out of fluid.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

Literally, listen, listen, Chris, Chris, my check engine light came on a few weeks ago, and like I checked and the engine was still there. Like, I'm just a girl, so it's like I don't know, but I did send a picture to Dylan, and his response was, uh oh, that's not good. And I said, Oh, okay. Well, I grew up just ignoring lights. Do you know what I mean? Like, we grew up being like, Yeah, I'm like, the car light came on, it's fine. Um, but apparently that one actually isn't fine, and then my car was really thirsty because she had no fluid.

SPEAKER_03 28:06

Anywho, and then and then the leak stopped, so I would check your fluid.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

No, he he's going to tomorrow, but when he did check it, he was like, It's barely moved, so I don't know. I don't know. Anywho, but now I don't have a speaker. That's a bigger problem.

SPEAKER_03 28:19

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_01 28:21

But I am glad that you're it's not your turbo and it's just your your pipe thing.

SPEAKER_03 28:25

Well, here's the issue, right? I already bought the turbo.

Car Speaker Woes And Repair Drama

SPEAKER_01 28:29

So are you are you just gonna have them replace all of it then?

SPEAKER_03 28:33

Probably, honestly, because like I can't return the turbo.

SPEAKER_00 28:37

Why?

SPEAKER_03 28:38

Uh here, I'll tell you why. I don't care. I'll dox his ass because dumbass Noah was supposed to fix it two months ago. Oh, that's I've had this turbo sitting in my car.

SPEAKER_01 28:50

Also, I don't think you know what docs means. Are we giving Noah's address?

SPEAKER_02 28:55

Let's try his social security number. Is 867-5309.

SPEAKER_03 29:02

Clip that, anyways, yeah, that's the issue, is I can't return it now. It's been too long.

SPEAKER_01 29:12

It's been too long.

SPEAKER_03 29:13

It's been too long. Yeah, so I'm just kind of stuck with it, dude. You look like Jay and Silent Bob.

SPEAKER_01 29:19

I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_03 29:21

Doesn't she?

SPEAKER_01 29:24

I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_03 29:27

Uh I don't remember. I think it's Silent Bob is the one.

SPEAKER_01 29:30

Um nothing about me is silent.

SPEAKER_03 29:33

Google it on your phone real quick.

SPEAKER_01 29:35

Okay, I don't have my phone.

SPEAKER_03 29:38

Literally holds phone in hand.

SPEAKER_01 29:40

Literally holds phone in hand.

SPEAKER_03 29:46

Right? Dude, I'm I nailed it, right?

SPEAKER_02 29:49

No, dude. I'm looking at the quote that I want to read. There we go.

SPEAKER_01 29:58

I do. Can you turn your hat backwards?

SPEAKER_02 30:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:04

Yeah. Well, Chris did it before, so he's better.

SPEAKER_02 30:07

You have hair though, say I don't.

SPEAKER_01 30:10

Guys, this is us. Can this be our next um picture for the pod?

SPEAKER_03 30:14

Dude, you can't see it, but you know. Dude, that is us.

SPEAKER_01 30:19

That is us.

SPEAKER_03 30:20

The next time you're in Virginia, we should do that picture. We should redo that picture.

SPEAKER_01 30:25

Oh, he's got his ears sticking out. Hang on.

SPEAKER_03 30:44

That's funny. Oh man. So Taylor.

SPEAKER_01 30:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:50

You have a game for us.

SPEAKER_01 30:52

I do, but before we get started on that, do you remember when I used to date that kid when he would put his hoodie up and he would stick his ears out? He looked like the kid from the vibes.

SPEAKER_03 30:59

From the vibes?

SPEAKER_01 31:02

Anywho. I was thinking about him the other day in the worst way possible. Chris, did you ever hear about that?

unknown 31:08

No.

SPEAKER_03 31:09

The one that pulled a taser out on you?

SPEAKER_01 31:11

He pulled a taser on me and tried to tase me because I gave him the wrong directions.

SPEAKER_03 31:14

Oh, oh, I know, I know something. Before we play this game, it's pretty traumatic. I had Lindsay send this to our and all of his friends' friends called me a great whale. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 31:28

That's not nice.

SPEAKER_01 31:29

It's not. I was 16 and it actually did a lot of damage to me. Anywho.

SPEAKER_03 31:34

You gotta you guys gotta watch this. Oh man. I had Lindsay send this to the show's Instagram so that we could watch it on here. Um hold up. Wait a minute. Here we go. Share audio.

SPEAKER_01 31:55

I like that it comes with a little QR code too. So you can scan and go buy more things. My hat. Sorry, I only said half of a sentence in my head. My bad guys.

SPEAKER_03 32:08

Alright, you ready? Oh, yeah. It says, what do you listen to at work when you forget your earbuds? And it's these construction guys, because this is an audio platform, so that's why I'm explaining it. Uh that it's these construction guys, um, and they're they're cutting up a piece of wood.

SPEAKER_01 32:26

Okay, do you want to do everything on the desk too, so that the Helen Kellers can listen?

SPEAKER_03 32:33

I gotta restart it. Hold up. Yeah, I don't hear anything. I forgot the sound.

SPEAKER_01 32:38

Buddy. That's really funny. That's really funny. That's good.

SPEAKER_03 32:59

Oh shit. Oh, look at that man. Oh, isn't that funny?

SPEAKER_01 33:04

Wait, can we pull up this picture?

SPEAKER_03 33:07

What this picture?

SPEAKER_01 33:08

Yeah, show the world. Look at that, look at that cheese in baby. Look at his little face.

SPEAKER_02 33:17

I thought your hat was your hair. I was like, dude, that's not you. You don't have a fro like that.

SPEAKER_03 33:24

That's a Samoan. That was before I got a haircut, so I had to wear a hat that day. But I really I really don't want to wear a hat for those kinds of pictures, you know. Yeah, that's a dude, man.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

Yeah, it looks like you should have a monster next year, maybe, to be honest with you. No, but look at him, look at him cheesing. Him's is so cute.

SPEAKER_00 33:45

Are you he's a perfect little peek?

SPEAKER_03 33:51

All right, all right, all right, all right. All right, all right, okay. Hold up, all right. Hold up, wait a minute. All right, are we ready for this game?

SPEAKER_01 34:00

Yeah, do I need to get you guys hyped first? Because you're over here yawning.

SPEAKER_03 34:04

Uh, yeah, you can try, buddy.

SPEAKER_01 34:07

I got wireless headphones. I'm unstoppable.

SPEAKER_03 34:10

Do are do we do exercises? Is that what we need to do? Do exercises. Yo, that's impressive. I can't move like that.

SPEAKER_02 34:21

What is it like the Rick and Morty Swingy?

SPEAKER_03 34:24

Oh, time to get Swifty.

SPEAKER_01 34:28

No, it's a fortnight dance.

SPEAKER_03 34:30

Shit on the floor. All right, guys. All right. So, Taylor, tell us about this game.

SPEAKER_01 34:42

Okay, so uh we're we're trying a different game today.

SPEAKER_03 34:45

Uh-huh. I'm gonna wait and explain it before I pull it up.

SPEAKER_01 34:48

Yeah, yeah, I'm out of breath. Okay, so I I was scrolling through, I think, Instagram or TikTok and you see Chris's shirt right now?

SPEAKER_04 34:58

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:04

That's so funny. Did you get it from the trash panda? Yeah, cute. Um, but so I was scrolling and this this group of people, they were playing this game where you like try to finish the lyric, but it wasn't finished the lyric, if that makes sense. So it'd be like, oh, so and so did this on this day, and it's like parts of a song, and you have to be like, what is this part of the song? Okay, if that makes sense. Let me see if I can find like no, no, that's all right, let's do it.

SPEAKER_03 35:40

Okay, yeah, I don't I don't need to watch other people do it. We dude, we we got this. We're so good at it.

SPEAKER_01 35:45

Sorry, that was an awful explanation. I am so out of breath.

SPEAKER_03 35:49

Chris is like five-time award winner of doing it.

Photo Shares, Parenting Bits, And Setup For Game

SPEAKER_01 35:56

Soon to be six. Ooh, ooh, quick with that one. Okay, okay, so sorry. All right, all right, so this is like trivia. Now, I also want to say I was trying some new things on my new iPad.

SPEAKER_03 36:09

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 36:10

So we'll see. I can't do transitions though, and I can't figure it out.

SPEAKER_02 36:14

Which is like the slideshow button for me.

SPEAKER_01 36:17

Yeah, I'm gonna try.

SPEAKER_02 36:18

I I thought your transition went really well. Mm-hmm, slim shady, man. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 36:25

Nem. How do I? Here we go.

SPEAKER_03 36:29

Oh, how do I? Oh, how do I perfect?

SPEAKER_01 36:35

Okay, can you guys see it?

SPEAKER_02 36:37

Sure can.

SPEAKER_01 36:38

Okay, perfect.

SPEAKER_02 36:40

You spelled lyric wrong.

SPEAKER_01 36:41

Did I really? No, no, no, guys, don't look. Don't look. Stop. Stop. I don't know how. I don't know why. I'm stressed. I'm stressed. How do I get out of here? Guys, guys, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor, Taylor.

SPEAKER_03 36:58

Guys, you gotta calm down, buddy.

SPEAKER_01 37:01

Guys, I figured it out.

SPEAKER_03 37:03

There you go.

SPEAKER_01 37:04

No, Lyric is spelled right.

SPEAKER_03 37:05

Lyric.

SPEAKER_01 37:07

Is that how you spell Lyric?

SPEAKER_03 37:09

Lyric. Lyric.

SPEAKER_01 37:10

Wait, you're stressing me out. Hang on. Don't stress. I'm stressed. Guys, I'm stressed. This is why I can't do anything. No, that's right. Get out of here. Anywho. Okay. You guys see me still?

SPEAKER_03 37:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:24

Oh, you see us? No.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

Oh, that's okay. You don't need to see us. You should really be wearing sunglasses, Taylor.

SPEAKER_02 37:34

That light is bright, dude.

SPEAKER_01 37:36

I know. I'm stressed. Okay. Oh, I can't see Chris. All right. So here we are. Journey once sang about a train. Where was that train headed?

SPEAKER_02 37:49

Oh, okay. I gotcha.

SPEAKER_01 37:51

So it's like, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 37:53

Man, I want to make a mom joke to your mom's house. That's my mother. But I bet your mother, she's nice.

SPEAKER_03 38:04

I don't know about all that, but all right. She's okay, I guess. It's small dough.

SPEAKER_02 38:13

She was cordial.

SPEAKER_03 38:16

Um, the answer is to nowhere, Taylor.

SPEAKER_01 38:19

Oh, you're wrong. Chris.

SPEAKER_03 38:22

Uh oh, fuck.

SPEAKER_01 38:25

Yeah, buddy. You know what's so funny? Is whenever I looked it up, I also thought it was nowhere, and I'm like, that doesn't, that's not right. So then I had to Google the lyrics.

SPEAKER_03 38:35

Oh wow. The song is Don't Stop Believing.

SPEAKER_02 38:38

Dinosaur Train.

SPEAKER_03 38:40

Dinosaur Train.

SPEAKER_01 38:43

Oh, has Adam started watching Dinosaur Train yet?

SPEAKER_03 38:46

No, but he loves Dino Ranch. So we get the DI, you know, D I know at the Dino Ranch.

SPEAKER_01 38:52

I don't know what that is, but don't make him watch that. Watch Dinosaur Train. That's what's up.

SPEAKER_03 38:55

Dinosaur Train.

SPEAKER_01 38:56

Guys, it's it's to the road to anywhere.

SPEAKER_03 38:59

Yeah, it's to anywhere.

SPEAKER_01 39:01

I thought this was an easy one. Do you guys like my railroad?

SPEAKER_03 39:04

It was. It was an easy one. I I messed up, guys. That's that's on me.

SPEAKER_01 39:09

You fumbled. All right, let's see. Miley Cyrus.

SPEAKER_03 39:13

That one's on me, chat.

SPEAKER_01 39:15

Chat, that's on me. Miley Cyrus loves to party in the USA. What does she do when she sings her song?

SPEAKER_02 39:22

She wears a cardigan.

SPEAKER_01 39:25

I don't think Chris understands this game.

SPEAKER_02 39:27

He's not wrong.

SPEAKER_03 39:29

He's not wrong.

SPEAKER_01 39:32

He's wrong. Yeah. She gets paid. No, you are right. You're you're keep she she throws her hands up.

SPEAKER_03 39:41

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 39:43

I throw my hands up, sing my song.

SPEAKER_03 39:45

Sing my song. But if I fly away. Not in my head, like, yeah. Something, something else, like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:55

Yeah, those are the exact lyrics that I heard. That's what she sang at the ditty parties.

SPEAKER_03 39:59

I saw the video. Party in the US. I saw a different one that involved B.

SPEAKER_02 40:08

Wait. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 40:09

Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 40:10

No, you're good. You're good. Like, wait a minute, they were plugging the leaks.

SPEAKER_01 40:21

Billy Joel sang about a piano man who sang on a bar. The piano man sat next to An old man who was doing what? Sorry, this one's a little wordy. It was it was hard to like picking his nose.

SPEAKER_02 40:38

So close. So close.

SPEAKER_01 40:39

So close. So close. Yet so far.

SPEAKER_03 40:41

You're Googling it, Harley. Stop Googling it. No, no, no, no. Don't Google it.

Lyric Trivia Game Chaos

SPEAKER_01 40:45

Um, um, Chris, I need you to know that that song was stuck in my head, Piano Man. And that I got up from the bed, turned on my flashlight like this, and was singing it to Dylan while it was on Spotify. I turned off all the lights, and I did a whole concert for five whole minutes, the whole song.

SPEAKER_02 41:05

Even though I've seen Dylan, I'm starting to believe that he doesn't exist. He's a figment of all of our imagination.

SPEAKER_03 41:11

It's like the front.

SPEAKER_00 41:14

Yes. I'm not even in Florida right now.

SPEAKER_03 41:19

Um drinking. Uh no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 41:26

Um, I the other day Spider-Man.

SPEAKER_01 41:33

Dylan went to brush his teeth the other day, and I walked in and I started singing the or I started saying the preamble to the constitution, and then went like this and started singing the star speckle banner.

SPEAKER_03 41:47

Making love to his tonic and gin.

SPEAKER_01 41:50

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 41:51

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 41:52

Yes, you're so good at this. That's gotta be are you having fun?

SPEAKER_03 41:57

I love this game. I it's unfortunate for Chris because is not a music guy.

SPEAKER_01 42:04

And that's okay. That's okay. But I'm glad that I'm glad that you like it.

SPEAKER_03 42:07

I love it.

SPEAKER_01 42:09

Two out of three ain't bad, or whatever the guy about meat said.

SPEAKER_03 42:12

Meatloaf? Yep.

SPEAKER_01 42:15

Bacon Rich once said it was better to do this in order to save this.

SPEAKER_04 42:19

Uh easy.

SPEAKER_02 42:22

Save save a save a horse, ready? Cowgirl, cowboy, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 42:27

I do like you're right, you're right. Do you guys like my horsies?

SPEAKER_03 42:32

I'm a thoroughbred. That's what she said in the back of this truck bed as we were getting buzzed on the suds out on some backcountry road.

SPEAKER_01 42:41

That song is weird.

SPEAKER_03 42:46

I was going just about as far as she'd let me go.

SPEAKER_01 42:51

That song is why my Spotify rapped was songgy. Queen sung about killing a man and losing her life. Go off, please. What did she say, Queen?

SPEAKER_03 43:12

Clip that Queen sung a song about killing a man and losing their life. What did he see? I see a silhouette of a man's gotta moosh gotta moosh. Will you do the fendango?

SPEAKER_01 43:35

Oh, you're so good at this game.

SPEAKER_03 43:38

I am really good at lyrics, buddy. This is this is my channel.

SPEAKER_01 43:42

This is your time to shine right now. I'm glad that you love this. Do you like it better than just finish the lyric?

SPEAKER_03 43:48

Like, do you like the little Yeah, yeah, it makes me think more?

SPEAKER_01 43:51

Yeah, that's what I would. Yeah, okay. Sorry, Chris. I'll tailor a game to you next week.

SPEAKER_02 43:56

Me know like thinking. Have more pictures.

SPEAKER_00 44:00

How does oh that one's funny?

SPEAKER_03 44:04

Scott Stapp, uh, Chris is the lead singer for Creep. Wide open? Yes, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:11

Sorry, I see arms and I go, hold my nail.

SPEAKER_01 44:18

Wait, Scott Stapp claimed to be how far from the edge?

SPEAKER_03 44:23

Look, I'm six feet from the edge, and I think I'm falling.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

I'm sure you guys have seen it, right? Because you obviously you're a lot more on the internet than I am. But uh, who opened my prayers? Oh my god, dude. That's it's old.

SPEAKER_01 44:39

I don't I don't know it. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_03 44:42

That's an old one, buddy.

SPEAKER_01 44:43

That's old.

SPEAKER_03 44:46

Chris recently sent me a video of Hank Hill singing. Um uh that's really funny. Oh, what the hell's that song? Um six feet from the edge, and I'm the game.

SPEAKER_01 44:59

Maybe six feet.

SPEAKER_03 45:04

What is that song?

SPEAKER_01 45:05

I'll tell you. It's I only have two creed songs on my Spotify with arms wide open and that one.

SPEAKER_03 45:13

My own presume. Oh man, I love Creed.

SPEAKER_01 45:18

One last breath.

SPEAKER_03 45:19

One last breath. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

SPEAKER_01 45:21

What about this one? You know this one?

SPEAKER_03 45:30

That's not Creed.

unknown 45:32

No.

SPEAKER_03 45:33

I might it might have been in the movie Creed, but it's it's definitely not uh Creed.

SPEAKER_01 45:40

Um, I recently was telling Dylan about how Lindsay is a big little Wayne fan, and I thought that was random. No, literally, and I was like, I said the wee-woo wee-woo song, and he said, What? I said the wee-woo we song. She got me like ee wee wee, ee wee wee. What was Makin' Trainer all about when she started her music career?

SPEAKER_03 46:03

Oh, another another uh gimme, easy, um spy kids.

SPEAKER_01 46:10

Uh she was, she was, um, and now she made her own little spy kids, which is crazy.

SPEAKER_03 46:16

Um Taylor, I'm gonna go with that thing that she lost recently, her base.

SPEAKER_01 46:22

That's right. Isn't it so fun? This is so fun, no trouble. See, Chris knows, he knows what's up. Chris gets half a point. All right, Fergie is Fergalicious and so delicious. You can see her and you can squeeze her, but she ain't this and she ain't this.

SPEAKER_03 46:39

Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 46:40

Ooh.

SPEAKER_03 46:42

Fergalicious definition.

SPEAKER_01 46:47

All I can think of the Willy Walker parody would be like you can see me.

SPEAKER_03 46:56

Jamie, you can see me see me. You can't lie, I know B-A-N-A-N-A-S. All of those songs, this uh and and um for some reason that Lady Gaga song, I always I always mash the two together.

SPEAKER_01 47:18

Lady Gaga.

SPEAKER_03 47:20

Yeah, yeah. Um there's put there's a s a part of poker face that like goes perfectly with this part of Fergalicious.

SPEAKER_02 47:35

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 47:36

It's it's when um it's when Lady Gaga's like, I ain't lying, and then just a something Love Gun's dunned. And it goes like perfectly with I know what you're talking about. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:48

Um to the E to the I D to the E to L I C I O U S the D.

SPEAKER_03 47:55

If it wasn't for Fergie, I wouldn't be able to spell delicious.

SPEAKER_01 47:58

If it if it wasn't for Hollowback girl, I could or Gwenstavani, I couldn't spell bananas.

SPEAKER_03 48:02

That's true. That's very true. I don't know this one.

SPEAKER_01 48:07

You don't know this?

SPEAKER_03 48:11

Slut.

SPEAKER_01 48:14

What about um super califragilistic expialidocious?

SPEAKER_03 48:19

Oh, who is that? Nanny McPhee?

SPEAKER_01 48:22

No, Mary Poppins. What Mary Poppins, what what, what, what, what?

SPEAKER_03 48:29

What Mary be poppin'?

SPEAKER_01 48:32

Um furgalicious, expeditious, make them boys go loco. I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.

SPEAKER_03 48:39

Ah, see, I was I was it was on the tip of my tongue, man. I knew sleazy. I knew sleazy. She ain't easy and she ain't sleazy, which is funny because those were two things that she definitely is.

SPEAKER_01 48:50

She definitely is. Look, use fur Galicious adjective. I make boys go loco. That was it, guys.

SPEAKER_03 48:57

That was it.

SPEAKER_01 48:58

Sorry, I only did eight because I wasn't sure how we were gonna feel about the I don't want to put I don't want to do a bunch. Well, I'll do more next week. It was fun for me to do too because I got to like look up songs. It wasn't just mindless, you know. I had to look up, I had to, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 49:12

No, it looks like you put a lot of thought into this. It's good.

SPEAKER_01 49:15

Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 49:16

I knew none of it, but I want to do more.

SPEAKER_01 49:19

Sorry, Chris. I know I'm I'm sorry. I'll come up with more. I just didn't know if we were gonna like it or not, so it was really short. Did you guys have a little bit more?

SPEAKER_02 49:26

Gambler in me needs more.

SPEAKER_01 49:29

Yeah, they were they were good. Yeah, they were good. Good, good, good, good, good.

SPEAKER_03 49:36

Um, I I gotta admit, guys, I think I'm destroying the environment.

SPEAKER_01 49:40

Why are you chat GPTing again?

SPEAKER_03 49:43

I I signed up. Not only not only am I going to continue to chat GPT, I use it so much, and because chat GPT and OpenAI are now a company and not just like uh hey, we're just gonna give this to the world. Now they're like, no, we're gonna make some money off of this, they have started limiting the free use. So like I was mid like so here's here's what I do. I use chat GPT, I programmed it to like be a social media manager and like a social media expert, and it gives me like daily trends and how to like post stuff and when to post stuff and all that good stuff. So I use it a lot, and now they're limiting the access. So I hit a I hit a limit. I went to ask it something, and they're like, hey, you've hit your limit for the month upgrade in order to continue using Jesus.

SPEAKER_02 50:40

This is the future dystopian shit we all read about.

SPEAKER_01 50:44

You're destroying the earth. Chat's so bad. Just Google like everybody else.

SPEAKER_03 50:49

Well, here's here's the issue, Taylor.

SPEAKER_01 50:51

That says that Helen Keller is real, so I don't believe anything this thing says.

SPEAKER_03 50:57

The issue is that uh that googling how to do those things doesn't always give you like a definitive answer, and you can program the AI to like study in seconds like social media marketing and like become an expert on it. Like you can be like, you you went to school for four years in two minutes.

SPEAKER_01 51:21

I don't I don't believe in chat. I don't believe in chat GPT, it's just running the environment.

SPEAKER_02 51:26

Fucking clankers. Yeah, I mean I don't want to do it.

SPEAKER_01 51:33

We're looking down on you.

SPEAKER_03 51:35

That's that's understandable.

SPEAKER_01 51:36

We're better than you.

SPEAKER_03 51:38

Shame, shame, shame, shame, shame, shame.

SPEAKER_01 51:45

That's crazy. So now you're paying for it.

SPEAKER_03 51:47

Yeah, 20 bucks a month, dude.

SPEAKER_01 51:49

Dude, that's a hefty price to pay.

SPEAKER_03 51:51

I agree. It's outrageous.

SPEAKER_01 51:53

It's because makeup for the environment.

SPEAKER_03 51:56

But it is one of those things that like I use it so much I can't I can't afford not to use it. You know what I mean? It it lit no, it's it's not that I'm a fiend, it's that it's crucial to how we do things here for the show. I use it for lists, I use it for growth strategies, I use it for captions, I use it for descriptions. I just take Viagra.

SPEAKER_01 52:26

Like the rest of us. What do you mean? Are you getting smaller?

SPEAKER_02 52:34

Tape measure, really heavy rock and some string. You're good to do it.

SPEAKER_03 52:37

The fun thing about the fun thing about Taylor is like I don't I never know when she's actually messing with me or if she genuinely doesn't know.

SPEAKER_01 52:47

I was told yesterday. So I we went to go get ramen, and I since being in Florida, have become such an extrovert where like I'm just talking to everybody now. And Chris, I know that you didn't know me growing up. I was I would only talk to my family. I was very much like I wouldn't even order my own food at restaurants. I I didn't like that. Um you can ask Carly, it was crazy.

SPEAKER_03 53:11

I had to force her into starting to order her own food. I had to force her to talk to people, it was bad. It was bad, like the girl from the ring, just like no, not that bad. Not that bad. No, but she would she would do the like the like teenage girl, I'm scared.

SPEAKER_01 53:29

I have social anxiety. I did it as a kid, it's not even fair to be a teenage girl. I just didn't do it, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 53:35

But it would have been you if I didn't shut that shit down. Yeah, you started doing it at like 11, 12, and I was like, mm-mm, no, no, no, no. We're not playing this game.

SPEAKER_01 53:44

So I recently have become much more extroverted. It is my point. And like you guys would be so proud of me to see how far I've come. I'd be talking to strangers all day long now. So yesterday we went to go get ramen. No, literally, Dylan had she thought I got kidnapped. Like, because I just be talking to strangers. But we yesterday we went um to go get ramen, and this girl didn't know her, she was eating ramen alone, and I was with my two friends. I said, You want to come join us? Come sit at our table. I got her Instagram.

SPEAKER_03 54:16

We schoolroomed this random stranger, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:20

Well, so so we were talking beforehand, like she was talking with us as a group, trying to figure out what ramen she wanted, and she was like, Oh, like I'm here alone. And I did like the one girl and I kind of made eye contact, and I'm like, and she was like, Yeah, we can traffic her for organs, like we can we can literally steal her. Um, no, but I was like, come sit down with us. So so like we were.

SPEAKER_03 54:41

Wait, did she openly tell you guys that she was alone?

SPEAKER_01 54:44

Yes, which was crazy.

SPEAKER_03 54:46

That's weird, yeah. I've never been somewhere in public by myself where I felt the urge to tell somebody that I'm by myself.

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SPEAKER_01 54:55

I think I think we asked. I think Mia had asked and been like, Oh, like, are you are you here with your friends or your group? And she's like, No, like like I'm here alone, you know, just getting my ramen. And like, we were a little far.

SPEAKER_03 55:04

She's a weird ask.

SPEAKER_01 55:07

She she lives in uh where I live, and it was about a 35-minute drive. So I'm like, you drove far, right, to come get this ramen, anyways. Hang on, I lost my train of thought. Give me a second. The train was going.

SPEAKER_03 55:21

Instagram. That's a that's a difference between men and women situation. Instagram Chris and I couldn't walk into an establishment and ask a stranger, are you here by yourself? Are you with some people?

SPEAKER_01 55:33

No, it would be uh that is true. It would be weird if you guys did it. But it was like what? Yeah, like it just came up in the conversation.

SPEAKER_03 55:41

Um but Mia's me and Chris hovering, mouth breathing. Are you here with people? Are you here with me? All right, you seem like you're by yourself. Um Chris is in the corner, like rubbing his belly button.

SPEAKER_02 56:03

Do you want to go sit at our table? Got some Pokemon cards.

SPEAKER_01 56:11

Um, I don't remember where I was going with that story. Anywho, let's grab that.

SPEAKER_02 56:15

You tried to kidnap this girl.

SPEAKER_01 56:17

I tried to kidnap this girl. Well no, because uh Mia had said something in the car when we are driving, and I can't remember what it was. But I was like, hmm, that was that was nice of you to say.

SPEAKER_03 56:25

Wait, Khalifa? Yes, whiz Khalifa? You hang out with Wiz?

SPEAKER_01 56:31

Yeah, and Uncle Fetty.

SPEAKER_03 56:32

That's dope.

SPEAKER_01 56:34

Um, I wait, I remember what I was gonna say. Sorry, everyone, the thought is being held. So we were we were talking, and Mia said that I had great comedic timing. They're like, I'll randomly just like say something, and she thinks it's so funny. Oh, I have great comedic timing.

SPEAKER_02 56:49

I can see that. Are you here alone?

SPEAKER_01 56:50

You can come sit with us. You can come sit with us.

SPEAKER_02 56:52

You have a good liver?

SPEAKER_03 56:54

You kidneys literally what size is you are you like a 10?

SPEAKER_01 56:59

This girl and I bonded over hating avocado.

SPEAKER_02 57:05

You hate avocado avocados?

SPEAKER_01 57:08

I hate avocados. Dylan's on a dog diet, and part of the dog diet was avocados, and I was like, we're not doing that.

SPEAKER_03 57:16

Did either of you guys watch the Ed Gain thing on uh what is that? He's a serial killer game, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:24

No, no, I just know a lot about it.

SPEAKER_03 57:26

Yeah, it's so good, it's so good.

SPEAKER_01 57:30

Really? Is it gonna be spooky?

SPEAKER_03 57:32

No, no, it's not spooky, but it's like it's crazy, like you dude. Sit down and watch it on Netflix.

SPEAKER_01 57:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 57:43

Um after the John Wayne Gacy one.

SPEAKER_01 57:46

Okay, there's a John Wayne Gacy one. Oh I didn't know anything about her pulling legs.

SPEAKER_03 57:54

I didn't know anything about Ed Gean. And I'm sitting there watching this with Lindsay, and the whole time I'm like, there's no way that happened. There's no way that happened. And then I'm Googling it, and it all fucking it they were like 98% accurate. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 58:08

Yeah. Have you guys seen the the um Charlie Sheen documentary?

SPEAKER_02 58:14

No. Oh, Harley Harley. Told me to watch it. I have I thought he was trying to fall.

SPEAKER_01 58:20

I thought he was having a stroke. Um, anyways, yeah, no, it's it's good. It's not about a serial killer, but it's pretty good. That's all. This that's a recent documentary. He's also a serial killer.

SPEAKER_03 58:32

He's also the reason I brought up the Ed Gean thing, though, was because um Buffalo uh Buffalo Bill. No, Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs and from Joe Dirt uh is based off of Ed Gean, dude.

SPEAKER_01 58:51

That's crazy. Yeah, I didn't know that. I thought Silence of the Lambs was the guy who skinned people.

SPEAKER_03 58:57

Yes, it is, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:59

And Joe Dirt.

SPEAKER_03 59:00

Ed Gean did that.

SPEAKER_02 59:02

Yeah, it made furniture.

SPEAKER_03 59:03

Joe Joe Gean made furniture, but he also made a uh human suit. Did you know that?

SPEAKER_01 59:08

Yeah, that's crazy. Well, I didn't know that, but I knew the guy from Silence of the Lambs did that.

SPEAKER_03 59:13

Yeah, that's a based on a true thing that happened.

SPEAKER_01 59:15

Well, yeah, but I didn't know. Yeah, I didn't I didn't realize that was uh uh the serial killer's name. Like I knew it was based off of a true story. Yeah, they had to put a muzzle on him.

SPEAKER_03 59:24

I that's no, that's Hannibal Lecter.

SPEAKER_01 59:27

Hannibal, uh, yeah, he ate people. Isn't he also a real person?

SPEAKER_03 59:31

He didn't skin people, he ate people. No, Hannibal Lecter is not a real person, despite what Donald Trump has said, he's not a real person.

SPEAKER_01 59:37

I don't listen to anything that man says, don't put that out here.

SPEAKER_03 59:41

I listen to it.

SPEAKER_01 59:42

Um, how do we feel about cannibals?

SPEAKER_03 59:44

Cannibals, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:46

I I let's let's talk in great.

SPEAKER_03 59:49

I was gonna say we're not talking about that here. I know if you want to know about it, go watch our news show off the record. We did a lot of time about it.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:00

Guys, I feel left out. I have FOMO.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:02

Hey, you're nice to like you could have been a part of it. I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:07

Dude, that would have been a little weird. That would have been a little weird.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:11

Yeah, I think it's a good one. Yeah. Do you think I'm a baby?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:19

A little bit, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:21

Oh we do baby, oh baby, do pee.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:27

Um I was it's 9 11. I think it's time that uh never forget the show.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:32

It's only been an hour. Bye. I've been seen.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:37

The show's an hour.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:38

I haven't seen Chris in ages. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:41

Yeah, you should. If you have free time next Friday, you should.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:45

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:46

I should show up here.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:48

No, you should do the off the record with us.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:51

Oh, I do love the yap.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:52

We we could video you in.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:54

Wait, does does that mean we're not doing next Friday? Does that mean we're not doing this show?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:00

No, we are. We'll we'll talk about it. We'll talk about it after we end this one.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:06

Okay, bye.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:08

No, you gotta still do the thing. I know.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:10

I'm just kidding. I'm kidding, guys. Sorry, I'm everywhere. You are the best. Chris, stop. You're gonna make me cry. You're gonna make me cry. Alright, we have to get off here now.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:22

She doesn't show up.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:26

That's crazy. I have.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:28

He also stopped talking to me and only spends time with our new family.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:31

If you liked today's episode, go ahead and give it a big thumbs up, subscribe, and don't forget.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:36

She never answers my phone calls anymore.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:38

So you can post new videos every week, every Monday. Go see them.

unknown 1:01:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:46

I got nervous. I was sleeping. I was sleeping. Dude, I never answered my phone call. I was into the world who got two days.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:53

She's always hanging out with her friends or spending time with Dylan and Dylan's family. It's not dinner, dude. Every day. It's like, oh my god, how much can one person eat dinner?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:07

I mean you have to eat at least one or two dinners after second lunch. No, I made a second breakfast.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:15

Chris, I made a cheesy tortellini and it was the greatest thing I think I've ever made. It was so good.

unknown 1:02:21

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:21

I made breadsticks. It's just cheese.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:23

It's a pasta.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:25

Oh, I like pasta.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:27

It was pretty good. I'll have to send, I'm gonna send a picture in the group chat.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:31

All right, everybody.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:32

Okay, bye.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:33

This has been the Hook and Bridge podcast. It has been real. I got I gotta go take care of my family responsibilities.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:42

You have to go beat your wife.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:44

Yeah. Everybody knows that she beats me.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:49

Ain't that the truth?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:53

All right, it has been real, everybody. And peace. Peace. Tortellina looks good.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:01

Doesn't look good. Yeah, buddy. It was delicious.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:07

Thanks for listening to the Logan Bridge Podcast.