Two Noras and a Mic
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Two Noras and a Mic
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Poor Nora! Has this ever happened to you? You take a couple pills to help with some cold symptoms, only to have it get physically stuck with you? Nora found herself in a real pickle and when Google suggested "immediate medical attention" she tried everything from drinking copious amounts of water to sleeping upright like "the Dutch used to sleep" and even going for a morning run - all while hoping the pill would dislodge itself without intervention. But fear not...the situation is under control now.
Between opening night celebrations of a junior high musical and surprise birthday festivities, the Noras share their parallel journeys auditioning for Wheel of Fortune. While one solved puzzles solo against the clock, the other competed live against fellow contestants, leading to good-natured speculation about who might actually make it onto the show. We even taste test the limited-edition "Moon Punch" Capri Sun created for the March lunar eclipse, which prompts nostalgic discussions about the juice boxes our parents would (or wouldn't) buy us as children.
The conversation shifts to bicycles - from childhood memories of banana seats and BMX bikes with pegs that "burned the inside of people's shins" to dreams of opening a bike shop called "Off The Chains." We uncover fascinating bicycle history, learning how early models were described as "uncomfortable, no brakes, dangerous, no steering" before the revolutionary idea of making both wheels the same size. Did you know a Tour de France cyclist once reached a speed of 63 miles per hour going downhill? That's like "you're going to die" fast.
Whether you're reminiscing about your first bike, wondering if robots should really be running marathons, or simply enjoying our signature "highs and lows" segment, this episode captures the small moments that make life both challenging and delightful. Join us for laughs, nostalgia, and the comfort of knowing we're all just figuring things out as we go.
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The Pill That Just Wouldn't Go Down
Speaker 1Hi, thanks for joining us today. It's Nora and Nora. Welcome to all, and an extra special welcome to those tuning in for the first time. We're glad you're here. We sure are. You're smiling. I can't look at you.
Speaker 2I'm trying not to laugh Because of what I just disclosed. Yes, Usually I'm the one who now I know how you feel. Because, usually I drop a bomb on you right before we record.
Speaker 1So what's happening is? I told you something off air so we wouldn't have to talk about it on the podcast and you're bringing it up as we open the show. We don't have to. I'm sorry. I just I couldn't.
Speaker 2I needed a little bit more time to compose myself.
Speaker 1And I also didn't tell you this, assuming I would get laughter as a reaction. I was looking for maybe like compassion.
Speaker 2I was worried and then you kept telling me the 12,000 things you did to try to resolve it.
Speaker 1And then that's what I'm laughing. So, listeners, I took two DayQuil two nights ago, which I understand. You should probably take DayQuil in the day, that's neither here nor there. And the pill got stuck.
Speaker 2Wait, maybe that's in the direction. It's like if you take them at night, they get stuck.
Speaker 1So I took the pills with not a lot of water and then I carried on finishing up my evening jobs and then I realized the pill was stuck in my throat.
Speaker 2But you could breathe. You weren't choking on it, you were just like oh yeah, it was something.
Speaker 1So I drank so much water in like gulp fashion. Oh yeah, So'd get some like flow.
Speaker 2Some water pressure, some pressure To like, force it down.
Speaker 1But that didn't work. No, it didn't work. And also I was like, oh my gosh, I'm going to be up going to the bathroom. That didn't help either. So I slept in an elevated position.
Speaker 2This is like how the Dutch used to sleep yeah, sitting like straight up. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1And that also didn't work. So then I just figured I'd go on a run in the morning because, like the, the dislodging yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no no, but tell our listeners what you read when you Googled it.
Speaker 2Oh, just just to share in case any of them run into a similar situation.
Speaker 1So I read if you have swallowed a pill and it feels stuck, you should seek medical attention immediately, oh, not after a run no. Or eating on your chest, to which one of my kids did say what are you doing? That's not going to work, but you're fine now, I think. Yeah, I still feel like Well, I didn't until we started talking about it. Now I have like a Like phantom pill.
Speaker 2Yeah, you know, like if you have a splinter or something and then it's, the splinter gets taken out, you still feel like you feel it.
Speaker 1yeah, oh it also said to take prilosec what's prilosec?
Speaker 2oh, like heartburn yeah, if it was stuck there.
Speaker 1Oh so I bought some. How'd that go?
Speaker 2I was, you know, I didn't really have heartburn, yeah, but I was just reading an article that said that, if you're, how about your cold symptoms Resolved completely? Maybe the pill being there helped your symptoms more.
Speaker 1Oh my gosh. But enough about me. How are you? I'm good. You are smack dab in the middle of fabulous yes, well, when this drops, it'll be done in the best way possible. You are incredible.
School Musical Success and Celebrations
Speaker 2Oh, you're very kind. 'll be done in the best way possible. You are incredible. Oh, you're very kind. Tell our listeners what you've been up to. I'm putting on a show. My junior high musical opened on Thursday night and I'm so proud of the kiddos. They did a really awesome job. They brought their A game and the biggest thing is I'm like just have fun. Like no one wants to see sad kids on stage, so I was. They looked like they were having a blast. I also love when small things go wrong and I see how they rise to the occasion and pivot and work with it and help each other. And a few little things went wrong and I was really proud of them and how they handled it and yeah, it was really good you are giving him such a gift of confidence on stage.
Speaker 1I hope so, and they looked fantastic and we talked about this off air and their daughter has the best smile on stage.
Speaker 2Oh my gosh, so happy.
Speaker 1But we talked about off air, about how you really are responsible for the choreography. You're responsible for choosing all of their costumes, all of their hair, all of their makeup, all of the lighting, all of the set. Like you do it all for Anne Meany.
Speaker 2She does all the singing and then I have some nice parents who help that I can kind of bounce ideas off, because some you know like I'll, be like I know I would like something like this, you know you made the bus. A very nice parent made me a bus, which I was so grateful, because you really need a bus, you need it.
Speaker 1Well, I just I hope you know how incredible everything was.
Speaker 2Oh, thank you, I was really happy with how it all ended up and people who seem to like it and it's just, I wanted to do a super fun show, silly and just full of love and fun and laughs, and I feel like that's what delivered. That's what they got. So I'm excited to see it again tonight, because the kids will be excited and jazzed up and then we'll have our last show on Sunday and then I will come back to Earth and focus on everything else.
Speaker 1Speaking of Earth, oh, Well, planet. Yeah Well, actually just the solar system, oh okay. What do we saw? Oh, just the solar system, oh, okay. But I saw you got your Moon Punch. I saw it at the store. I'm so excited. So a couple weeks ago, listeners, we talked about Moon Punch, a drink that Capri Sun launched for the lunar eclipse March 14th, and it was just a juice box to I don't know was it a marketing?
Speaker 2what was it to celebrate the?
Speaker 1eclipse yeah, to mark you, to mark the eclipse there you go, eclipse occurs, yada, yada, yada.
Speaker 2Oh, they've got some. This is a great box to read. You can learn a lot.
Speaker 1Constellation tells you oh, all the phases of the moon, and I think the juice boxes have the phases on that.
Speaker 2We're going to find out. Oh, there's a thing over here, oh.
Speaker 1This box is like a cereal box. You can read it.
Speaker 2Let's see Little Moon Punch. Let's see what phase. I got A waning gibbous. Oh, what'd you get?
Speaker 1Well, I don't know how to say that Did I get the same one?
Speaker 2you did Waxing gibbous, what are you? I'm waning and you're waxing.
Speaker 1Ew, I'd rather be waning I don't know.
Moon Punch Taste Test Adventure
Speaker 2Well, I don't know. So, oh God, help me. Sorry, I broke the box, that's okay.
Speaker 1So this little punch to celebrate the lunar eclipse was obviously on sale, because the lunar eclipse was March 14th. Oh sure, oh, they're ice cold, oh good idea, this sheet. Shake it up. They glow in the dark what the packs. So if you're listening to this and you think you might, be, interested, hustle over to your local Kroger or.
Speaker 2Mariano's. Do you think it tastes like the moon? It. Do you think it tastes like the moon? It's like rocks. Oh God, look at you Dive in right in. Oh moon-ish, Huh, Hmm, oh no I mean. Tastes kind of like water.
Speaker 1Moon water.
Speaker 2Moon water. You know what it tastes. Like Water with like the end of, like maraschino cherries, like a dash of that Like grenadine.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm looking for the nutrition facts on it. That was 11 grams of sugar.
Speaker 2Wow, here we go. What's in it? Water, sugar, oh, pear and cherry. Yeah, oh, that's what I said, cherries, look at my palate, so refined for juice.
Speaker 1I could be a juice sommelier, that's what I'm going to do when the musical's over. I think they're in high demand.
Speaker 2I'll do kids' birthday parties, oh great.
Speaker 1Everyone put your straw in your juice box my mom never bought these when we were kids.
Speaker 2My mom wouldn't buy them either, mm-mm. But my mom bought Hi-C, which is not bad.
Speaker 1Oh, so would my mom, yeah, same.
Speaker 2But I think also I never buy these because I feel like a lot can go wrong with the straw.
Speaker 1You know what we got banned from at my house. Oh, what Squeeze-its. This is a core memory I have.
Speaker 2Squeeze-its Were those like the bottles with the tops.
Speaker 1We had just moved to Arizona in white carpeting. Oh, I twisted a squeeze-it and that was it. Damn, those were so good. They had that weird plastic bottle.
Speaker 2Yeah, and then people would chew on the straw.
Speaker 1Yeah, those were weird.
Speaker 2Those were weird. They were just a whole lot of sugary syrup.
Speaker 1I liked juice boxes when I was a kid. Same I mean. What's not to love? You know what's a nice juice box? That? I would buy for my kids when they were younger was the Honest Kids.
Speaker 2I still buy those you do. Yeah, I used to drink those when I was pregnant. Kevin has one in the morning. Oh, he does.
Speaker 1Yeah, do you put them in the?
Speaker 2lunchboxes? No, because I feel like they get warm. I'd rather them just drink water, A nice cold juice box.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's good for fortune, it's good for human control it is yeah, is it apple? Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I like apple juice.
Speaker 2Something else happened this week that was super exciting, it sure did.
Wheel of Fortune Casting Experience
Speaker 2It's kind of a continuation of an adventure we had in February, that in February Nora and I went to a casting for the Wheel of Fortune. It was part of the auto show and we went and it was fine. It was long, but like a typical casting like you don't leave there feeling good about yourself You're like, well, that's all I could do. And then I had kind of forgotten about it. I had forgotten about it too until I didn't. And then last week I got an email saying are you available to do a Zoom casting, like the next step? And I was excited but I was sad because you hadn't gotten an email and we were all in this together.
Speaker 1But I was happy for you.
Speaker 2You were so happy for me and that was really really nice. I was happier for you, I think than I was for me, because then you got your email.
Speaker 1Oh yes, then a couple days later, yeah, Because you're T for Taylor and I'm W for Westphal.
Speaker 2Maybe that's why I was just going down alphabetically.
Speaker 1But yeah, you're in letters and words and jumble and crossword and I'm not. Yeah, so we each individually auditioned for this and our auditions looked very different.
Speaker 2Yes, which is interesting Mine I had to play against other people and I probably came in a solid second out of three.
Speaker 1Okay, so I played solo. I was on the Zoom call. We should probably let listeners know that we were both on Zoom.
Speaker 2Yes.
Speaker 1And I met the other two potential contestants they're all in the room together and then, one by one oh God, that sounds creepy he took us into the room In the virtual waiting room, yes. So then I had a screen that had four puzzles on it and there was four groups of them. So in total I had 16 puzzles and, I think, 90 seconds on the clock for each grouping. Yeah, mine was so different, and so I was able to solve four out of four. On the first one, that's amazing, silly cry, baby. This one, that's so, that's so weird puzzle.
Speaker 1Well, at least that's what I think. Yes, so four out of four on the first one, but then the other 12. I did not do nearly as well because I only got two and I only.
Speaker 2We only had, so I had two other ladies on with me and we had to see who got them first.
Speaker 1I think it would have been helpful for me to have somebody else on there like so I could spitball, like if I could hear their ideas and build off those.
Speaker 2But no, we weren't allowed to spitball. You had to just guess when you knew it oh. You weren't allowed to sound it out and like, uh, this fish. And he told me to try and sound it out yeah, which is usually what they do on Wheel of Fortune for that final round, but no, ours was just like. Say it when you know it, If you know it, say it. You see something, say something. So we haven't heard. I don't think I'm going to get picked, but I think you will. That's I like your positive.
Speaker 1I would just be happy if one of us got picked.
Speaker 2You should get picked. You answered a lot of puzzles.
Speaker 1No wait, six out of 12, six out of 16?.
Speaker 2Well, you don't know what the other people got, true, so All right?
Speaker 1Well, stay tuned. And you had your birthday. Yes, I did. It was a very big week.
Speaker 2We have had a big week. No wonder we haven't recorded until Friday.
Speaker 1No wonder we spent 47 minutes catching up before we could record.
Speaker 2Oh, and I didn't bring your gift. What a ding-dong.
Speaker 1But we're going to celebrate your birthday properly. Yeah, and I'll remember that Ryan was out of town in the afternoon so we had a 7 am birthday party. I got a long run in in the morning which you know is my favorite. It was before I had the pill situation and then I came home to small cakes and cards and treats and gifts and I mean the whole shebang at 7 am that's amazing 7.27,.
Birthday Celebrations and Robot Marathons
Speaker 1The big kids left and then the little guys got off to school. Ryan and I did some planting and worked in the yard a little bit, and he asked where we wanted to go to lunch. Yeah, where'd you end up going, bona? Yes, for your birthday. I said yep, that's where we want to go. Yep, and then he headed off to the airport and I had a typical mom. What do you get at Bona? Oh, I get this protein bowl.
Speaker 1I really do like to get a sandwich, but if I'm trying to be good, it's steamed spinach, roasted red peppers, tomatoes, grilled chicken it's so good and a side of fries.
Speaker 2Yes, their fries are delicious, that sounds. See, when I go to Bona, I panic because they have so much on the menu that I'm like I don't have time to read all this, and then I usually just get a beef sandwich. They have everything, but I like the sound of this protein bowl. Their pizza is very good.
Speaker 1They have everything Catherine Grace wrote an article about, or an essay about how it's the greatest place. It really is a good spot.
Speaker 1I want Bona how it's the greatest place. It really is a good spot. No one won't want to. But how about? So then in the evening I had, we had a divide and conquer because Ryan wasn't home, Right? So Mike and I hit a soccer game and a baseball game. And then Mike stayed at the baseball game or the soccer game and I told the big kids just to grab dinner and come home and they said meet us at Hill Grove. And they set up a little birthday dinner. Wasn't that cute? Oh Nora, they were very thoughtful. That is really sweet, I know. Yeah, they took good care of me, that's awesome.
Speaker 2So you had early in the morning and then at night. Yeah, you were up late on your birthday. Nice work, guys. Were you late on your birthday? Oh?
Speaker 1no, not really. No, probably like 9.30. Oh, late for me, but yeah.
Speaker 2Well, that's awesome, I'm glad. And speaking of running, did you hear that in Beijing they had robots running a half marathon? Oh my, gosh why.
Speaker 2Exactly, there was a Beijing half marathon and they had thousands of people running in this half marathon. Wait, were they people or robots? Well, they were humans and robots, oh okay, but some were like three feet nine inches tall, and then the tallest one that one was oh, some fell down. The tallest one was five feet nine. I can show you the video later. He finished it in two hours and 40 minutes with a robot. I don't know if he has a gender, but two hours and 40 minutes for a half marathon.
Speaker 1Who controlled him?
Speaker 2His keeper, His scientist. They had the people who the robots had. Like it's almost kind of like when the disabled runners run, Like they have a guide. Like the robots had to have a guide, I guess, to make sure they could go roll, did the? Robots only run as fast as their guide. The guides ran as fast as the robot. What if you were the?
Speaker 1one controlling the robot?
Speaker 2Yeah, so I think they were like run, robot run, and then they what if you wanted to switch robots?
Speaker 1She goes, wait, my robot's too fast, you better get ready. You can't get too far. What if you're rolling by? She wears so fucking big.
Speaker 2But a lot of these guys have, like khaki pants on Because they're not runners, they're scientists. Oh, these guys are. Oh, that robot was really fast.
Speaker 1Oh my gosh, he looks like a person.
Speaker 2Yeah, humanoid robots. These guys were prepared. That's the one that won. Then these guys are in like khakis and flannel shirts. That one has a sun hat, this one has oven mitts on.
Speaker 1oh, boxing gloves oh, that robot has a knee problem. He's got khakis on.
Speaker 2He's in the PT after this.
Speaker 1But isn't that so crazy? That's so funny. Have they ever done this?
Speaker 2before. I think it was the first time they had to resemble humans. They couldn't roll, they couldn't be on wheels, they had to walk or run. I love that. Your first question was why? Because yeah, why? But two hours and 40 minutes is that a good time for a half marathon? Yeah, that's right. Pretty good For a robot? Yeah, that's right, pretty good For a robot. Yeah, for I mean for a human.
Speaker 2How do you gauge? But for a human, is that a good time? No, no, no. Okay, take that, robots, we're still faster than you.
Speaker 1No, maybe it is. It's all relative. It's all relative.
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Speaker 2Yeah, it's better than a robot I could build, and I'm glad that robots are taking care of their heart health.
Speaker 1Healthy robots, that's what we need. Yeah.
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Speaker 2So our topic today is not Chumbawamba or tub thumping or robots.
Speaker 1It's bikes, bicycles, thumping or robots.
Speaker 2It's bikes, bicycles and hooray for bikes.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean hooray for bikes, but do you like to ride a bike?
Bikes, Baskets, and Childhood Memories
Speaker 2I do like to ride a bike. Sometimes I forget that it's an option. You know that it's not always first top of mind for me, like oh. I could just ride my bike. But I also think that's because Al got me a baby seat for my bike for well, not for me for Rose and I never liked it.
Speaker 1I did not feel safe. I didn't like riding her around.
Speaker 2You didn't ride your other kids on a bike, no, what Well? Aiden was in London and I didn't feel safe riding around in London. Rory was New York and I definitely didn't feel safe there. And then in South Bend there was nowhere to go.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, and then.
Speaker 2Texas. I think I was just sad. And then when, Rose, I just I never felt safe doing it, but you had your kids on a bike, on the back of your bike.
Speaker 1I had kids on the back of my bike. It's one of my favorite milestones, yeah, and I had them on two wheels like freakishly early.
Speaker 2You did yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, we're ready to roll my youngest believes that our neighbor taught him how to ride his bike.
Speaker 2Oh you did?
Speaker 1It was me. Yeah, you were running down the street, so we just kind of go with it because it's funny. I taught all four of mine.
Speaker 2Did you teach your kids? I taught aiden and rory, al did kevin and rose I like in in europe they have more baby seats.
Speaker 1They're at the front. I've seen those around and I like that better.
Speaker 2I wish I had one of those because number one I felt like rose kept kicking me in the butt well and it just felt like I would think it would be. They can't be too big if they're in the front Right. But then I always felt like I was like you. Okay, back there. I felt like I kept having to look behind me.
Speaker 1Well, yeah, not safe. No, no, I got eyes forward. When I was a kid, the bikes were like your only mode of transportation. Indeed, yeah, yeah, Like that's how we got everywhere. And then we moved to Arizona and that was not quite the thing. But my dad had a baby seat on his bike that we slid off and we made a seat cushion for it. So, we made like a, like a rumble seat, like a sidecar. So I would pick up my friend Whitney on that bike and she would sit on the back.
Speaker 2That's very clever. It was clever of us. So now that I don't have the baby seat on there and Al bought me a beautiful bike and it's a very nice, proper bike, but I kind of I'm jealous of your, like I wish mine was cuter, like. It's not a cute bike.
Speaker 1My bike is 22 years old. Oh wow, I don't know if it's. It's from my sophomore year of college. Okay, my dad made sure I had a fantastic parking pass when I went down to school my sophomore year, which I really appreciate. But I wanted a bike. So when I was in Tucson I saw this bubblegum pink beach cruiser and I knew I had to have it, and that was how I got around.
Speaker 2That's amazing and I still have it.
Speaker 1It's probably one of my most favorite things.
Speaker 2I kind of wish I had, because my sister has a cute like beach cruiser kind of bike, but because I wanted a basket so I could hold stuff in it. But because mine has, like all like the brake wires in the front, you could never really do a basket. But with the Target Kate Spadesale I got a little.
Speaker 1Did you get one? I got a bike like a side basket.
Speaker 2Because also, if I'm riding my bike, it's probably to either go somewhere or run errands or I want to pick stuff up, so it'll be nice to have.
Speaker 1I ride my bike to the grocery store a lot, or in the town.
Speaker 2Because you have a nice basket.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm a big bike rider.
Speaker 2That's great, and you're in bike season. Now I am in bike season. It's almost.
Speaker 1I love bike season, but I look back to my childhood and I have so many memories built around bike riding yeah. And we put kids on handlebars and kids on pegs.
Speaker 2Oh, you were a daredevil. No, handlebars and kids on pegs, and oh, you were a daredevil. No, I never did that but we would ride our bikes around all over. I broke my arm I when I fell off my bike. Okay well, I broke both my arms, not at the same time, but one time playing football, the other time I fell off my bike it was kind of that's when I was like I guess I'm not cut out for this.
Speaker 2Oh, that's funny, sean. My brother tackled me and I just fell back wrong on it, and that was it, that was it.
Speaker 1Yeah, as adults, I love a bars on bikes.
Speaker 2Oh, like the pedal thing all together, oh that. I like that, but no like if you do like a pump, crawl on your bike. Oh a pump crawl and we did birthdays on bikes. That was super fun. Have you ever done one of those like group bike?
Speaker 1things. Yes, they were big in Arizona, okay.
Speaker 2I did one in Dayton with my college friends and that was really fun.
Speaker 1Wait, have you been to the bike shop in Dayton?
Speaker 2No, which shame on me. It's still there. Oh, it's still there. It's a national historic site. Oh, yeah, so because I did a little research on it. But the Wright brothers were fascinating. Yes, because they were. They had a bicycle shop before they went into airplanes, but before that they had a printing company. They did so. It was a printing company and then they just got into bikes. And it kind of reminded me of you because they were just they got. They both got bikes because they were relatively new and they just got really into it and loved bikes I love bikes and then learned how to repair them. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2Yes, and then, they ended up opening a shop.
Speaker 1You know, that's my dream, I know.
Speaker 2And what did?
Speaker 1you say manifest it.
Speaker 2Yeah, throw it out, throw it out there. Okay, yeah, your bike shop.
Speaker 1I would like an old-fashioned bike shop with like an old-fashioned cash register and kind of like cozy vibe in there. If you have a dog, maybe I'd have a little water bowl out front and some treats.
Speaker 2Well, not if I have a dog.
Speaker 1No, if someone was a dog. And then I'll have like cute little greeting cards and bells and baskets. Oh yeah, I think that's a great idea. I even have a name for it. Oh what, yeah, I don't have a name for it. Oh what? Should I share it? Or should I wait for the grand reveal when I get?
Speaker 2the shop. I don't know. I kind of want you to share it. Okay, it's going to be called off the chains, oh that's good, yeah, that's really good.
Speaker 1Um, and even if somebody else wants to open it and then I just work there, that's okay too, okay okay. But I need to be paid well and have lots of days off on a flexible schedule and I don't know you want to open your own business and have lots of days off on a flexible schedule.
Speaker 2And I don't know how. So you want to open your own business and have lots of days off?
Speaker 1Mm-hmm oh okay and not a lot of referrals. Sure, okay, throw it out there, but like in the summer.
Speaker 2Maybe you could just franchise it, come up with like the ideas of like what people need to open it and then sell it like a. Okay, that's some food for thought. Yeah, all right, like small cakes, what's a franchise?
Speaker 1I kind of like the feel of like a neighborhood bike shop.
Speaker 2Oh, okay, well, we'll see we can talk about it. We'll iron it out All right, thanks. Do you remember your first bike?
Speaker 1That's what I was going to ask you. Yes, I do. Do you remember yours?
Speaker 2Yes, blue BMX kind of like a mountain bike. We were in California, what?
Speaker 1I had a little tomboy face, didn't you? Weren't you able to like ride around your pool in the backyard?
Speaker 2We had our backyard in California was awesome. We couldn't ride around the pool but there was this like concrete slab that was probably almost like a half court basketball court. I think of it as being humongous. I bet my dad and maybe it wasn't as long as I thought- Wouldn't that be funny to go back and see it.
Speaker 2Yes, I would love to, and we would just ride our bikes Like the backyard was massive and it was great. Oh, and I would. Yeah, we'd ride our bikes all over the place there. My mom used to ride her bike a lot in California and put Sean in the back of her bike and stuff like that. And then Pennsylvania was crazy because it was so hilly. And I got a new bike in Pennsylvania and it was fluorescent green and like hot pink. No way, I wonder if we had the same one. Oh, my gosh, that's funny. Yeah, oh, and then I had a bike in college but I don't remember what. I must have brought it home. Were there a lot of bike riders at Dayton? Yeah, people did ride their bikes a lot to get around campus.
Speaker 2Because not every a lot of people had cars, but a lot of people didn't.
Speaker 1You didn't really need a car, like a wide campus.
Speaker 2It's getting bigger. When I was there, it's not. It was. It's not as wide. It wasn't as wide as it is now. It's definitely more sprawling. Wait, so what was your first bike then?
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Speaker 1It was also blue. Oh, it had a banana seat. Oh my sister had a banana seat and a Hagerty Chevrolet sticker right in the middle bar. Oh, two little handles.
Speaker 2It was cute and we called it the blue bike. We used to do this thing in Beverly. We did it probably like three years. It was like the Beverly Mystery Bike Tour.
Speaker 1That sounds vaguely familiar.
Speaker 2Yeah, that sounds vaguely familiar, yeah, you would put a sticker on your bike because you were like a part of the group, yeah, and you would have to go around to different places? Yes, I wonder if we were there at the same time. I don't think I ever did it, oh, but yes. Okay, that sounds familiar, but it was a thing and it was so fun.
Speaker 1We used to love doing that. Yeah, I did a flashlight on the front that you could remove and then take with you and put back on.
Speaker 2Okay, in case you were bike riding yeah.
Speaker 1And then I had a blue bike in Beverly, again Betty. We named her Betty. She was a mountain bike. We put pegs on her. Oh yeah, I think that would burn the inside of people's shapes.
Speaker 2Betty with a vengeance Betty Whoa.
Speaker 1Because I think the pegs were too short or the width of the wheel was maybe too wide.
Speaker 2Oh, I see they're like. Who's riding on Nora's bike?
Speaker 1Never mind, I'm just going to go home, but I think we were so desperate to get from point A to point B. You'd ride on Betty and just be careful.
Speaker 2You were like your legs bowed out Bowed. Yeah, my dad is a huge bike rider.
Speaker 1He is, and he went to the Netherlands for biking, didn't he?
Speaker 2He did. He biked across the Netherlands, he biked across Italy, he biked across. He went from Paris to London but there was a boat involved. He just biked across the water. He's done. I think Michigan he and my Uncle Bill, his brother, they do a ton of bike riding and they still do it.
Speaker 1Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Mm-hmm, I think they're looking at another trip. I forget where they wanted to go, but he tries to pick places that are flat, that's very smart there are these companies, these bike tour companies that you bike ride a certain amount and then you get to the hotel and then the company you give the company all your stuff in the morning, they drive it to the next hotel your suitcase and stuff and then you ride your bike.
Speaker 1I'm, I'm in for all that. My mom did one through burgundy.
Speaker 2Oh, I would like to do that. I would like to do that.
Speaker 1That would be nice, and then here in chicago they have bike the drive.
Speaker 2Yes, my dad used to do that and then Shore to.
Speaker 1Shore, shore to Shore, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh, that probably goes right by Grand Beach. Yeah, my dad does it. Yeah, or did it?
Speaker 1Hasn't done it in the last couple of years.
Speaker 2But yeah, it's really good exercise there's a lot of opportunities to bike ride.
Speaker 1The only tricky thing is when you do it for exercise, is how much time it takes. Oh, it takes longer to bike to burn the calories than it does to run. Oh, really. Yeah Huh, but I like biking.
Speaker 2Yeah, I remember when the Divvy bikes came out.
Speaker 1Well, they were called City Bikes in New.
Speaker 2York. They're very popular and people use them all the time. But that is not for me. No, it makes me nervous to ride my bike in New York City. I've never done it, but my brother-in-law and sister-in-law were champs. They do it all the time.
Speaker 1You know who, what we need, what we need a tandem bike. Oh my God, two Norris and a bike. Have you ever ridden a?
Speaker 2tandem bike. We could take our show on the road.
Speaker 1I wonder if it's hard though. It can't be that hard. It's not harder than producing a middle school musical.
Speaker 2It's less people to worry about. That's for sure.
Speaker 1So, yeah, if you're out there, let's manifest that too.
Speaker 2Yeah, let's do it, because I bet you it would be easier than some of the early bikes that were created. I like too that in 1818, this bike was called the dandy horse or running machine, but all of these bikes up until, I would say, 1885. So, like the first 75 years of bikes, it's all described as uncomfortable, no brakes, dangerous, no steering. Like this bike had no pedals, no steering or brakes, it was difficult and dangerous to maneuver.
Speaker 1Could you imagine if our kids hopped on a bike like that?
Speaker 2No, no. And then another bicycle had crank pedals, so I don't know what that means, but they had no brakes and a lot of head-on collisions. And then they had this other bike with the gigantic front wheel called the Penny Farthing bike and again very difficult to get on and off, unstable.
Speaker 1How do you get on that?
Speaker 2bike you would need a stool or a friend, a ladder or something. A friend, yes. And then, finally, in 1885, john Kemp Starley was like what if the wheels are the same, you know the same size, and we get the wheels working together? Because on some of the first bikes with pedals, the pedals would only move the front wheel because there was no chain on it. Well, cheers to this guy because he really Way to go, John, yeah, but then at the end they show this bike of the future.
Speaker 1Oh, I don't really appreciate that it looks kind of like suggestive it doesn't look right no, no, it looks kind of good, I was reading up on the tour de france.
Speaker 2Of course you were, of course I was. It's 21 days long. That's too long, that's a long, that's a long time. It's a big commitment. It takes them about 80 hours.
Speaker 1So I'm like, why don't you just?
Speaker 2make it shorter days and ride your bike longer. I don't know. I feel like that's not a good use of time 21 days is a terrible use of time, but it's 2,200 miles and guess how fast they go 15 miles an hour 25 to 28 miles per hour. On flat land. They're hauling, but the fastest ever Tour de France. Time recorded ever was 63.1 miles per hour.
Speaker 1Oh my gosh, Isn't that insane. How do you make your way down the hill?
Speaker 2Well, I guess this guy would go Hold on, but that's kind of that's dangerous.
Speaker 1That's really scary. That's like you're going to die. Like if you hit a rock, it's like goodbye.
Speaker 2Yes, yes, how is that?
Speaker 1That's just bananas, you know what that makes me want to tune into it, though. Check it out Now that I know they go so fast. Yeah, I get nervous when I watch a lot of people biking so close together.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't like to watch that. That's something I have no interest in watching live. No, you're fine.
Speaker 1I mean, if we're going to watch it for eight hours straight.
Speaker 2I'd like something exciting to happen. Eighty hours.
Speaker 1No, no, how many hours straight.
Speaker 2Oh, like in a day. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1Not that many.
Speaker 2A few.
Speaker 1Because that'd only be ten Right Right.
Speaker 2Not a number. Smart, we could do the math. We could, but we won't we won't.
Speaker 1Should we jump into highs and lows? Let's do it. Where are you at my low.
Speaker 2my high and low are kind of related. My high is the musical but my low is. I am so behind in all the other aspects of my life right now Like I have so many emails from school about Teacher Appreciation Week and to sign up for things for the end of the year and I'm like I can't right now or ever You've done all the things I know, but I do appreciate the teachers and would like to participate in that, but just give them a nice end of the year gift.
Speaker 2I just feel like my car smells bad, like it needs to be washed. I just am like I need to get my other life things done.
Speaker 1Yes, I get it so.
Speaker 2I just, I mean, I have a pretty good reason why it's all behind, but I still don't like that feeling. How about you?
Speaker 1My low is that they had to reschedule the Wheel of Fortune I had planned to do it on my birthday and I was so excited. And then I had to wait an extra day, but that was okay, because whatever it still got done, yeah what about your high. My high was my birthday. Oh, I love my birthday because I get to talk to so many people and it's a good reminder about how lucky I am and how many incredible people are in my life.
Speaker 2It's just, it's a happy day and your kids really stepped up yeah they did and that's got to feel good on you Like, wow, I did a good job on these guys. I know.
Speaker 1It's like you gave a birthday present to yourself. I'll remember that. All right, we have just been talking and talking and talking.
Speaker 2Should we land the?
Speaker 1plane Yep. All right, we'll see you guys next week. Bye, bye.
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