Movie Trivia Game

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I am gonna go forever. I'm tired of shooting this podcast. Yeah. I sound like dog shit. I like crap. Wait, what was that? I couldn't, I couldn't understand what you're saying. Dog shit. Oh, okay. I'm just kidding. I'm not leaving. Okay. But I am probably gonna fall asleep on this floor. Yeah. In about five seconds. That's actually the goal. I was hoping that, you know, we could just keep. Shooting this podcast until you pull an Erica and fall asleep while you're sitting. Pulling Erica. You know, I've, I've often wanted to pull an Erica, but, uh, I don't know. That's, you know what? That's everyone. That's what everyone wants to do. They all want to do it. They're all like, let me see if we can talk long enough to where I fall asleep. And you're the one that's talking and I'm the one that's talking for once and they fall asleep on me How many times have I done that to you? Many many times. Oh, yeah to the point where I can almost tell in your eyes if it's gonna happen No, yeah the other night you were talking and I remember Well, I barely remember anything. I felt barely coherent and as you were talking My eyes were getting heavy and then you looked at me and you were like, oh my god You're gonna pass out at any second Mm-hmm, and it's weird because I think when you first came home and sat down you thought that I was Fine, I think I was eating Yeah, you were normal. I was normal and then all of a sudden It's like there's this there's this glaze that happens over your eyes. It's like a little glassy film Like a glazed donut and it was like, okay, I think it's gonna happen. Yeah And then it happened. Yeah, you know what's sad is sometimes I get in bed when I'm finally exhausted enough and I. Wow, that's insane. Look at my phone. Oh, you're not done. To set an alarm. Yeah. And I'll fall asleep with it in my hand, I'll drop it in my hand. Okay. I'll like, and that'll happen sometimes like five or six times. And you never actually set the alarm? And eventually I get there, but like, I think the other day, I think it was like last night or the night before, you came in to my room and said some, and then I like jolted awake and I was like, okay, yes, my alarm. I was probably yelling at you like, why'd you fall asleep? I was talking about something deep. And you're like, ah, man. Oh, thank you, thank you for, and then you set an alarm and I started talking again and then you just fell asleep again. Sounds about right. Yeah. I probably did. I probably don't remember a lick of it. Nope. Not a lick. Anyways, that's all I wanted to say about that. Shh. Oh my gosh, I'm sorry. I pulled an Erica. You know, I'm sorry. Okay, so back to what we were talking about. Cause I was hoping that we could shoot three podcasts out of this. Josh's face. Are we? I'm trying to see in our ramblings if we actually. Already shot two podcasts. What would they be two rambling podcast? I think maybe just one rambling podcast would be enough Probably how long do you put the podcasts in for though? Because I thought they weren't supposed to really be longer than like 25 minutes Well, 28 minutes gives us a sponsor one day maybe so that at least 28 But it doesn't need to be longer than that. Some people shoot, gosh, really long podcasts. Well, but it could also be shorter than that, right? Not really, because sponsors won't do a Lesson 28. Yeah, but we're not looking at getting sponsored right now. So does it really matter? Yes, because when sponsors look at your stuff, if all your podcasts are not at least 28, they won't even touch you. Why is that? It's just a rule. OK. This podcast is sponsored by sponsors. Sponsored by sponsors. Thank you, sponsors, for sponsoring this. Thank you to all of our sponsors. I know that Nike's up there. Cheez-Its as well. Cheez-Its is huge. Isn't he as big? Yeah, not as big as Cheez-Its, though. I think Dolphins. That's where the money's happening. SeaWorld maybe is somewhere in there. Yeah, could you could you swear a little bit more for the Dolphin sponsors? I'm not doing that right now. OK, fine. That's so. inappropriate what the f*** is wrong with you? Alright there we go thank you! Thank you guys for all your sponsors. I just love dolphins so much. They're so f***ing great. And remember if you guys want to join our Patreon you will get spicy pictures of Foxy. Yeah. Foxy and dolphins because AI is able to do incredible things these days. Is that something I'm gonna have to do now? Yeah and also I just wanted to say you really did an amazing job on that cat-like dolphin sound effect that you made. Oh cat-like dolphin? Yeah it was just was that AI or was that? I think that was just me. Oh yeah that's just all natural right here. Wow you did a really good job on that. Yeah so you just gargle with a little bit of um you know, the Febreze stuff. And yeah, it just goes, you know, right here. Yeah, yeah. Right in the thorax. I thought, I almost thought I heard like a little slithering sound in there, like a little, little A slithering sound? Like a snake? Yeah, like something like that was mixed in. Yeah, no, that's, yeah, that's in the back of the throat. Okay. So it comes from the bottom and then the back. Ooh, you're talented. Thank you, yeah. And let's hear it again. Yeah, so that's basically how you do it. Okay, well, thank God that we heard that and AI did all that so easily for you before this podcast was recorded. Yeah, no, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing what AI can do. What AI can do. And you know what? In the next podcast, I will show you the amazingment. The amazement? Yeah, or the amazingness. Hey, don't... Or the amaze. I'm talking here, okay? Are we an amaze? I'm in amazement all the time of how AI is gonna change the future, just like music. And we're gonna get into... Oh my gosh, you're yawning. We're within 10 minutes of you falling asleep. Is that really a thing? Is that how I am? Yeah. Are you getting a little glassy-eyed? Yeah, in like 10 minutes you're gonna fall asleep. Yeah. I want some chocolate covered gummy bears. All right. Yeah, that's definitely become an obsession of mine. I ate the one of my little baggies of them last night and I think tonight I'm going to eat the other Wow, you have your whole night planned already and I'm gonna watch Bridgerton while I do it. Yeah, this podcast is Sponsored by Bridgerton. Oh, yeah, not Netflix. Just Bridgerton Like the actual place Mr. Darcy Just kidding. Hey Govna. Mr. Darcy. You going to the bowl. It's from Pride and Prejudice Hey, what are you doing in there? I like the hair flick and the angry way that you look when you use that accent. Oh, yeah? I don't know why, but they're always, you know, because they do that. They flip their hair and they're always yelling at someone. These are like the cabbage drivers. Did I say cabbage? I meant carriage. These are the carriage drivers. I mean, there could be cabbage drivers. Not to be confused. Not to be confused. With cabbage drivers. Cabbage drivers, yes. Who are vicious. They're the worst. Vicious, cognate. So, like, I don't know what you do with my cabbage. So yeah, I'm a man of many talents. I see that. Thank you. Yeah. If only the world could see it. If only we could be sponsored by the world. That might be a bridge too far a Bridgerton too far I Like them jokes. I did I did like them jokes. Well, you know something about you When you're really tired in combination with me Having freshly taken my lithium having no tiredness is really something special for podcasting And I just want to thank all of our listeners for existing, I guess. Yeah, thank you guys for being alive right now. Thanks for being alive. It means so much to us that you are standing up, listening with your ears, breathing. This is great. This is like 3 a.m. This is the kind of stuff that you don't want to air. No, no, this is, I think the French pronounced it, But and then those cockney people just call it rubbish. Okay, just to sound like a French person, you just have to like. Yeah, it's in the back of the throat. Like get a little gag going. Yeah. What's that soda brand we like? Oh, Le Croc. Le Croc. This podcast is brought to you by L- KKKK And of course, McDonald's, Amberjee. And Tage. It's almost an hour recording. I think we better land this plane. Land this plane? I mean, it's already on fire. Let's land this. It's already on fire and there's no wings, but we're gonna land this plane. I don't think we will. I think it's just gonna crash. Oh, well, honestly in an action film, that's just one way to land a plane, so. Right. And somehow people always survive. Everyone survives and they're like, oh, and they're always like stumbling around. Yeah. What was that movie? Uh, that my ex showed me it was the, um, the one with Tom Hanks where he, he lands the plane in the water. Oh yes. And there's something about chocolates on the plane. So the plane, the plane catches shrimp. So I think, and there's Bubba is a co-pilot. And then they both try to land the plane and they can't, you know, they can't do it. Bubba dies. And they're all like, life is like a box of shrimp. Yeah, you never know what you're gonna catch. Exactly. Yeah, that's the movie. Well, and I think there's a volleyball in there somewhere. And what's his name? It's freaking... Phil Hartman. Wilfred oh my god, will Fred yes the rat will fret yes, okay? He's in oh, I don't remember how ratatouille came out. I thought what it was based off of will Fred the volleyball Oh, oh ratatouille like the you know the movie the Disney movie, okay? Yeah, they were the rats hat where the rats leave the closet and scare the kids and then they go back in the closet Yes, okay, yes and they're all making food and there's like tons of shrimp everywhere. They're making like, I think it was like shrimp, whatever clam linguine. And one of them's name was Gus. He was always helping out Cinderella, but I don't know, I forgot, where does Tom Hanks come in? I think he voices one of the rats. Okay. Yeah, he's one of the rats. Oh, yeah, that's right. So, yeah. Was he Gus? Well, I don't know if it was Gus. I think he was a character and he kind of had this dream of like, he was like he was tried to be in show business, but he's a rat. So he hides in someone's hat and then they sing on stage and then they save the theater from shutting down and then. you know, the cops get involved. And they show up and they're like Bippity Boppity Boop. I think so. Yeah, and then Bubba's there and he's like, Forest, where are you, Forest? But he turned into a rat, you can't find him. So he's just looking around and he's like, I can't, so he goes back to the, you know, he gets arrested. He goes back to jail. And then, you know, they blame a crime on him and then they got to execute him. And he has this like long walk to, it's a really sad movie. And then, you know, the rat, of course, he's like, he's innocent, but he's like, me, me. He can't talk. So, you know, Bubba dies and, but the restaurant's saved. Like he saves the restaurant. Okay, yeah, oh my god the restaurant is saved But he can't speak Well, I mean he finds another he finds like a little girl rat and they he's happy and they make love and they're happy Yeah, they have little rat babies. Yeah, and then he's like, you know, he's he doesn't want his son to be as dumb as him So he's like, is he smart? Is he not like me and then Jenny the other rat Jenny's like no forest I I'm dying Like you're gonna have to take care of this, he's your son now. And then so Jenny dies. And then Tom Hanks bulldozes her old house because she used to live in an old house that she hated because she hates her dad. So bulldozes the house and then he takes his son to school and then there's like a feather that flies around. And the feather is supposed to remind them of the plane when him and Bubba were catching the shrimp. And... Yeah, it's a great movie. It's a bit, yeah. It won so many Oscars. It won like 12 or at least eight, you know. That'd be so funny if the rat that couldn't speak told Agent Smith, what if you couldn't speak? Okay. What is that line? You can't, what does he say? I think he says something like, you can't. You can't believe in the good goodness of other people because we and we have infiltrated Your your minds and the reality that you live in are is not real and you have to take the blue pill That's what he said. Yeah. Yes. That was that. Yeah, that was the line. I'm pretty sure that's exactly the yes And then somehow the guy's mouth was gone. He's totally gone. He can't eat any pills and he's like, how do I take the blue pill? If there's no I can't have a mouth right? But then the guy's like well, there's other ways to take pills And then that's when we jump into the next world. That's the x-rated one uh No, that was the cut. Remember the matrix uncut? Yeah, that was the director's and then he was, you know, vision. So so he put it up his butt. Yeah, it was a suppository. So it's like, you know, read the red pill, the blue pill and he has no mouth. So he actually puts both of them up there because he doesn't know what to do. And I'm just mayhem. You know, it's like the matrix crashes basically like you're not supposed to do that Reality and he and the matrix at the same time. Yeah, so the matrix just crashes like it's yeah You can't you can't put them both up there because and you know what? I feel like that's why they called that one beyond glitch in the matrix because it was just so Far Gone, it was so much more than any of us really expected. Yeah, it was when trinity ended up in that Morpheus it was just I mean I feel like that was just a step too far Yeah, I mean I'm good I guess you could say that if you were to cut that scene out the movie would still make sense and you were totally Didn't need it, but I do appreciate it right from an artistic point of view right? Yeah, it was just yeah Because like without that scene like you wouldn't know like why? She you know Morpheus is jealous of Neal and you know that dynamic changes throughout the movie Like if you watch it without that, then you would think, oh yeah, Morpheus and Neo like each other. But no, add that scene in, Morpheus is now jealous of Neo because of, you know, certain things. Well, of course, yeah. It wouldn't be. Yeah, it's just brilliantly cut. Yeah. It almost reminds me of when Steve Carell was taking all those pills in that other Disney movie. And the floating fairy was around, you know, trying to remind him all the time of his addiction to pills. Oh, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. There was no there. Yeah. There was no red pills. There was only blue pills for him to take, which I can't remember in the matrix, whether that was the to go back to the matrix or I think the red pill was to find to go further down the rabbit hole. We're talking about the real Matrix, not beyond glitch in the Matrix where the rabbit hole meant something entirely different. Okay, I see what you're saying. Ah, okay. Ah, yes. Okay. Yeah, you're talking about that Matrix. Okay. Um, yeah, no, I mean, everyone was, uh, you know, uh, talking about that for a long time, like, figuring out, like, what does that mean? Does it mean what I think it means? And yes, like you see everything. Yeah, definitely. It definitely is what you think it means. The rabbit hole. We can definitely, you know, it's right there. But nonetheless, that's why I don't do drugs. Yeah, it was great laughs, a lot of laughs. It was a really funny movie. So I didn't expect that scene to be so funny. Because. Couple poops, but lots of laughs. Little poops here and there. So that brings me back to what we were originally talking about. Captain Phillips, when he is on that boat, he really did an amazing job. So I think I'm gonna have to revisit that film again. Yeah, Captain Phillip is a great film. Yeah. Yeah, it's, I definitely like the part where, like, he kind of crashes into another boat, and then, and, you know, they're like, they're a little scared, but he's like, I'm the captain now. And then, and then they're confused, because they're the captain of that boat. And so, you know, and then he just, he just grabs like a sword, and he takes over that the other boat. And then and then the you know, everyone just kind of goes into the water and then so now he has two boats Which is weird now He's driving two boats around and then he just goes crazy in the Sun because the Sun's beating down on him He doesn't know what he's doing and then he finds this island, you know with the mermaids and stuff like that So and I think that was your favorite part of the film. Yeah Wilfred, you know floating around in the water and honestly, I think that says something about friendship for all of us that You know, it doesn't really have to be defined with words or or, you know, being able to speak. It's just about. You know, as long as you can get your friend's name right and, you know, Wilfred is there for you. Yeah, that's really all that we all have. I mean, I mean, eventually your, you know, your person is not going to bring you to summer camp. and he's gonna put you on the top shelf thinking that you're just gonna be thrown away with the other toys. But I mean, that's just what happens in life. Right. Yeah. That totally makes sense to me. I am on the same wavelength as you, for sure. Yeah. Great movie. Yeah. I, it's just too bad that they hit that iceberg. I really wasn't expecting that. I mean, well, a lot of people say that it's a conspiracy. And a lot of people said that they wanted to hit the iceberg, but, um, I think that it was because they just weren't looking. Bubba would never do that. He, that just wasn't his character. Well, I don't, I, it makes you, the director was trying. I'm pretty sure it makes you think if Bubba is actually a good or bad guy, you know, because he did put both, uh, pills up there, you know? So like he, you know, thinks this is the matrix. Right. And he's just operating, but it's actually real life within like in the matrix. There is no iceberg, right? But so you just, it's just a bunch of machines flying around. It's just a bunch of machines. And he thought that he thought like, okay, I'm going to crash my boat into this, into the, the mother ship. And then, you know, when the mothership goes down, when the mothership goes down, all the other robots crashed, you know, down. So he's thinking I have the virus. I'm going to upload it into the mothership. Like I got this. And then, you know, he sticks it up there and it's like, okay, what's happening? It's like, is this the matrix? Is it not the matrix? Right, at that point, like you can't blame him. Who would even know what's real and what's not? He's being chased by, you know, the T1000 and then he can go through bars. You know, he's kind of a liquid kind of a guy. So I think he might have known that the iceberg was the mothership. Oh my God, Arnold Schwarzenegger did such a good job at that. Yeah. the T1000, I just like, in the end, I thought they were gonna get together. Oh, the robot? Him and Rose. Oh. I was really surprised when he went down on that door. And there was enough room for both of them, you know? Yeah. There was. But just maybe because he has so much muscle or I don't know, maybe. Well, I like the part where he slowly sinks into the water and then he goes like this with his thumb up. Yeah. And he just goes like that. And then like, you know, the little kids like, no. And then John, you know, John Connor is on the door too with his mom and Rose and they're all like, oh, what's gonna happen now? And then they point to John and he's actually gonna build the new Titanic in the future, so. You know, because that's what Skynet's all about. Skynet is going to build the Titanic in the future. Oh, you're referring to what is that? Sharknado? Yeah. So when Sharknado in the future sucks up the Titanic two in the sky, then that's when a bunch of a bunch of guys. They have to drive their. trucks into the twister. If they don't, the Titanic is going to fall, kill everyone, and they have to release all these little tiny things into the, and Bill Paxton is the tornado twister. Bill Paxton was the what? I said tornado twister. Okay. Yeah, but I think I wanted to say tornado chaser. Oh, the tornado chaser. Yeah, they call them twisters. Tornado twisters. Yeah, he's so good at that role. Yeah, yeah. You know, and then in combination with, what was his name? He's gonna be in the second one, Sean Connery or something? What is it? There's Sean Connery and Snoop Dogg, and then I think- No, no, the guy, he was the villain in Twister. It was, he was like, he was all like handsome and country and like- Always no and he was he was in Independence Day. He was the president. I don't know Will Smith Will Smith Will Smith That's right. Well, okay Will Smith. Yeah. Okay yeah, that makes sense so Will Smith and Pullman are you know doing their thing right and Yeah, and then they eventually find out that there's aliens among us and they have to go you know in a secret society where they have to kind of catch them and then release them back into space because they're the ones that actually architect um what do you call it they're the ones that made the titanic and the future so oh they created it wow that's a plot twist yeah i don't know if that was spoilers but that's a plot twist yeah i i'm just so excited to see I cannot wait for it. Me too, me too. It's gonna be a great movie. I cannot wait. Did we say that this podcast is sponsored by Twisters? Uh, no. Okay, well it is. Okay. There you go. And it's also brought to you by, um, suppositories? Yes. You can't live life without them. I mean, I took one today, you know. Um, didn't actually do anything. I just wanted something up there. You're kind of upset. I mean, sometimes I remember. Yeah, sometimes I just like feel like there's something missing. But you had a hell of a time at Disneyland because of that. Yes, I did. Yeah. So, yeah, the happiest place on Earth. Pep and my step. That's what I call my little friend. So my inner voice. Yeah, maybe I can grab some of those from you. I used the last one. It doesn't. Oh, OK. Sorry. Does it work the same as b****? Because I already have those. Well on that note... On our Patreon, we will be releasing more content on Sharknado's. Okay. I thought you were going in a different direction when you were talking about the b****. Okay, you're still thinking about the rabbit hole. I was, yeah, I was thinking about rabbit holes and... Well, thank you everyone for joining us and we'll be discussing much more intelligent conversation on our next podcast. Uh, that will be called Lambda's night out. No, let's try that again. Lambda's night out. It'll be called a. Oh, that's funny. What do you call it? The Rise of Lambda? I like Lambda's Night Out. The Rise of Lambda. I feel like Lambda is like, like hooped up, and she wants to explore like, I don't know, like a Dairy Queen or something. And she's like, I gotta get out of here. She wants to explore what? Like a Dairy Queen or something or you know just the night out Yeah, she wants to do some square dancing Life is about square dancing She's got to you know like get caught up in like a bank robbery and like oh no And then like mistaken identity she wants to have an adventure She wants to have somebody steal her credit card information and use it to buy things in unknown parts of California Like Livermore. That is how we are alive. That's how we experience life Yeah, that's how you check your polls. Do you have unknown credit card charges from someone in Livermore or Oakland? But you live in Southern California. Yes, you're alive. Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. That leaves us only a goodbye, I guess, for this podcast. Yeah, I'm dying. Have a good night. Bye. Thank you guys so much. If people want to find you in the real world, where can they find you? besides this podcast Do you have anything at my work? Do you have anything? Well, no, not physically. Oh like your social media Come on in everyone. Oh, yeah, my social media. My Instagram handle is Erica did what now? that is a r i k a and you can find me on youtube uh with josh dang it that's my handle all right guys uh we will see you around the bend you know what i mean bye That was...