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Gift Expectations: Unpacking Generosity, Attractions, and "Flewed Out" Phenomena in Modern Dating
Is it ever truly okay to accept gifts from someone you're not attracted to? We've all been there, navigating the murky waters of gift-giving in lopsided relationships. This week, we're sharing personal experiences and getting candid about the expectations and realities of accepting gifts or money without reciprocating romantic feelings. From the pitfalls of miscommunication to the blend of generosity and transactional exchanges in modern dating, we're unpacking how to handle these situations with grace and integrity.
And then there's the whole "flewed out" phenomenon—flying someone out for a date and the unspoken expectations that might accompany such a gesture. With humor and insight, we break down whether intimacy should be expected when someone foots the bill for travel. We even tackle the curveballs like surprise guests or unexpected responsibilities, raising questions about who should cover the costs and what consent truly means in today's dating landscape. Get ready for a discussion that blends laughter, personal stories, and some hard-hitting truths about flying out and modern romance expectations.
Finally, we turn our attention to the broader expectations in dating today, touching on everything from catfishing to the importance of vetting potential partners via video calls. We're mixing societal norms with personal anecdotes, all while questioning the morality and practicality of these dating practices. Whether it's talking about unexpected menstrual cycles or the adventurous spirit of being "flewed out," we're covering it all with a lighthearted yet meaningful approach. So, come join the conversation as we explore how to navigate these expectations while holding onto your personal boundaries and integrity.
The Power of the Power, of the Power of the Power of Wednesday night. It's the crew, we in the house. We are here, we are happy, she's happy, I'm happy. It's your boy and your girl. Damon Tree, dk Tree Podcast, full effect. We on the air. Where's everybody at? How are you doing today?
TREE:I am better, feeling much better.
D.K. :Yeah, I'm glad you are. Because, that's what happens when best friends feel negative or they come in and it's like boom, no, Get this out of here. We got you.
TREE:All right, you came in and saved the day.
D.K. :You come in and saved the day.
TREE:I was a today.
D.K. :Yeah, and that was a bunch of bullshit. Yeah, we cleared all that ore out. All right, anybody that's watching, say hello, say hello, go Commanders. Oh Lord, have mercy Already. No, this ain't the show for the football. No, okay, yeah, but you know that's going to run out on Sunday. But we'll get to that on the football show.
TREE:We don't need football on here.
D.K. :Yeah, yeah, we'll get that one. What's?
TREE:up, sir. How are you? Hi Leo, how are you?
D.K. :Damn it Right, it's all good, it's all good. So tonight's topic is would you expect gifts or money from someone you are not attracted to? Would you expect it You're not attracted to the person.
D.K. :But would you expect this from a person, or accept it, whatever? I've talked to some people earlier and they was like you don't know him, right, I would accept it, he's giving it. And then one person said, well, well, I would tell them up front I'm not interested, they still give it, then I'm going to take it. I said, um man, what?
TREE:double standards going on around here. People too, and they said they would take it as well why?
D.K. :okay, why would you take it? That's what I want to know. Why would you take it?
TREE:Well, I personally was in a situation like that where I was accepting gifts from a guy that I wasn't attracted to at all. So it was cool. You know he was spending, but you know when you're spending they're going to want some sugar, and so when it was time for the sugar, I was down. I was like mm-mm.
D.K. :Yes, it was women, and it was women that would say they was accepted. Yes, it's free. Oh you giving, I'm gonna take.
TREE:Yeah, I'm gonna take it until you want something. When you start wanting sugar, we can't do it, no more.
D.K. :Oh my God, that is just cold and downright, not even right.
TREE:I'm just saying.
D.K. :You know women.
TREE:Would you give gifts? Okay, so if you meet a lady, would you give gifts or money or whatever to a woman that's not giving up the goods? No, why?
D.K. :Okay, here's the thing If you are giving gifts, then apparently you must be interested in the person. You must be interested in the person, you must be interested in the person.
TREE:No, why not? You don't have to be interested in somebody to take a gift.
D.K. :Listen, if someone's giving something, then they must have some type of interest in you. No one really gives anything for free these days. It's not. You don't have that back in the day where, hey, I just give this to you, just to say, hey, you don't have that today. Today is if I gave you something, I want something in return.
TREE:Why is it like that?
D.K. :Huh.
TREE:Why is it like that?
D.K. :That's a good question. That's a good question. That's a good question. She needs to at least ask me to answer something. Hell, my time ain't free. There you go.
TREE:My time ain't free, some people just be wanting your time, though they don't want me to pay for your time.
D.K. :That's economy established. Yeah, that is true, that is true.
TREE:What if they spending the money before you establish that you ain't getting no sugar? I ain't talking about no switches.
D.K. :I'm talking about the sugar water, then that's a problem Because again and I'm just talking modern today they want something in return. Okay, let's go to the guy uh, the tiktok thing and remember the guy. He was like oh, I flew her out here this and that and she ain't giving me that was.
TREE:But hold on, but was that established before she got there? I mean, don don't get me wrong. Don't fly me out of town. I'm just in my mind thinking that he gonna want some sugar water. Like I don't understand that aspect of a man flying you to another city and you ain't paying for nothing. He expected sugar water, right.
D.K. :Oh yeah, absolutely, Absolutely.
TREE:My question is do you get that established up front before the person fly to your city? You should you have that conversation like, hey, when you get here I'm going to need some sugar water.
D.K. :You, should you, absolutely should you should have that up front.
TREE:But if it never comes up, do you expect me to give you sugar water if we've never talked about it? Do you just assume I'm coming there to give you some sugar water?
D.K. :It's always an assumption, instead of just always just saying, hey, let's talk about this up front for you. Get here before I do all this. This is what I expect. I want my money and investments turned into stock. That's it. What's understand doesn't have to be explained, hey, and sometimes it does.
TREE:If you fly me out, I need to understand. I'm saying some hot chocolate. If you fly me out, I need to understand I'm saying some hot chocolate. If you fly me out, I need to understand it. What am I coming there for? What am I coming to your city for? Are we coming to just hang out and be friends, or are you trying to clap some cheeks, which one I need to understand it.
D.K. :You know what they're going to say oh, we're looking to clap some cheeks. Which one? I need to understand it. You know what they're going to say oh, we look at the claps and cheeks. If I flew you out here, if I flew you out here and I paid for everything, you're not paying nothing, You're just showing up. Of course they're going to want some cheeks. Of course, All my money I need to return on my investment.
TREE:I need to get that understood before I fly to you. I need to know what I'm coming there for.
D.K. :So again, if you're accepting these gifts or money, they want their return in their investment or trips. Yeah or trips, they want returns in their investment. Or trips, yeah or trips, they want returns in their investments.
TREE:So basically the terminology flew out mean when you fly here we clap in chief Pretty much, pretty much, pretty much. Flew out mean oh, okay, okay so if I fly to. New York, we ain't so if.
D.K. :I fly dude here. Why did I say we humping, we humping, if I come.
TREE:Is it the same thing for women? If I fly dude here, he got to give up the draws. It doesn't work both ways. How does it work, guys? If I fly you here, are you dropping draws immediately?
D.K. :So let's be honest. If he has the money to fly out, he doesn't need to ask for cheeks. She's going to want to give him the cheeks.
TREE:But I mean in most cases, I mean we cool, you my homeboy or whatever. Like if Damon fly me down, that's my homeboy. I don't expect for him to think he's going to get some cheeks because he flew me out. That ain't happening because we ain't on that kind of time.
D.K. :That ain't happening because we're not on that kind of time.
TREE:If I come we humping, if I fly a dude out, are y'all expected to drop the drills? Are you going to do what I tell you to do? If I fly you to me? That's what I want to know. Does it work the same way, like I want women? If you fly a woman to where you are, you're expecting to get cheeks. So if I fly you to Houston, are you dropping draws immediately? That's what I want to know. You getting flooded out too?
D.K. :If I get flown out. Oh yeah, I'm going to have that return on you. I'm going to have that return on you. I'm going to give you that return.
TREE:I just need to know how it works, because I don't know how it works Like I just need to know In case somebody said they want to fly me out. I need to know what I'm getting in for.
D.K. :Oh hey, listen If you're telling my front, you fly me out. I ain't smashing, so you might want to cancel that ticket If that's what you're looking for. If you fly a dude out, you are flying out to smash that ass.
TREE:That would be your agenda. If the woman fly you here, it automatically Go. Cancel, it automatically go.
D.K. :Cancel, so that flight will be canceled.
TREE:Wow.
D.K. :Oh my goodness. Ticket canceled, everything canceled. Oh, you're not getting up. Let me get my money back. I got a flight credit. Now I'm good.
TREE:That's crazy. So fluid out out mean you dropping the drive immediately.
D.K. :Y'all ain't going to go to Bella or nothing.
TREE:Is it like ain't no bowling or nothing? It's just fluid out, mean smashing Ain't no good time for that it would be a good time out there.
D.K. :But again, if he's being flown out, man ain't going to expect. Okay, I need something on my return. Remember, this side of the menu means, you know what?
TREE:Oh wow, I think I've been on a damn date. I'm just saying this side of the menu means we hopping the lobster and steak side mean you clapping cheeks.
D.K. :That's the way they look at it these days.
TREE:What's the other side mean, so I can stay on this side. What this side mean.
D.K. :That means the date probably ain't happening. That's what it means the date probably not happening.
TREE:That means we already on the date. So if we already on the date and I'm ordering off the appetizer side and I don't get the entree, what that mean, that's going to happen at the end of the night.
D.K. :They may still want the cheese.
TREE:Oh, with some appetizers. Yeah, potstickers. You want to clap my cheeks over potstickers?
D.K. :Yeah, with some chicken strips.
TREE:you know some Make it make sense, make it make sense. Lobster and steak side means cheek clapping time.
D.K. :That's the way they portraying it these days.
TREE:I'm asking you.
D.K. :Listen, I'm just saying what it looks like these days. I never walk into a situation expecting anything. I never walk into it, because when you walk into something, expect something and then it doesn't work out that way, then it's a problem. If I'm willing to fly you out, that means we already on that level. I agree with you there. If I was single to fly you out, that means we already on that level. I agree with you there. If I was single and I flew a chick to me, she already know what's going down from the phone conversation. Yep, let's see. That needs to be arranged before you accept the ticket. Or assumption is clapping and the assumption is clapping the cheeks. Yeah, we said that earlier. We said that earlier.
TREE:I need to know what I'm coming for. I can think I'm just coming to kick it. We're going bowling and you, finna, show me your city. If the vibe is there and then we get the clapping cheeks, then that's fine. But the assumption that you coming here and you automatically going to give me some cheeks I didn't know that's what fluid out meant. I didn't know fluid's what fluid out meant. I didn't know fluid out meant you're going to give up the cheeks. Man you better start watching some of this stuff going on these days.
D.K. :I didn't know that I'm just saying you better start watching some of this. I mean, look at this modern day dating. They feel as though if I'm spending some money on you, then you need to get this up, you can see the city from the camera, absolutely.
TREE:We're not just going to be in the bedroom if I'm flying to your city.
D.K. :Need the full pre-flight briefing. Yep city. Need the full pre-flight briefing Yep. Yeah, need the whole pre-flight briefing.
TREE:You need to tell me what I need to do before I get on this flight and come to your city.
D.K. :Again, that should be all talked up. But what I'm saying is that if a dude is paying all this money to bring you out here, he wants something for his return.
TREE:Plain and simple. Jojo, are you speaking for all men like that?
D.K. :No, no, not all men are like that.
TREE:Listen to what I'm saying. What I'm saying is for the men. Is it mandatory? When you fly a woman out, the cheeks are going to get clapped. Is that a mandatory sentence?
D.K. :That's not mandatory.
TREE:Help me out.
D.K. :It's not mandatory. It's not mandatory, but again, in the modern day setting. In the modern day setting, they think that it is In the modern day setting. It's not mandatory.
TREE:So what if you blew a girl out and when you got, when she got there, you weren't even attracted to her. What's next?
D.K. :Well, here's the thing If I'm not attracted to you, we ain't going to be talking.
TREE:I'm talking about somebody you've never met, like people, fly people out. You meet on Tik TOK, facebook, dating whatever.
D.K. :Never met People, fly people out, you meet on TikTok Facebook dating whatever.
TREE:You never met this person. But what if you've been talking to her sister or cousin and she get there as a whole nother person Because you flew her out? Is you still clapping the cheeks?
D.K. :Oh no, that's going to be a return flight. That's going to be. I'm behind the commandos Tom, ready to drop some wood off, Leave her at the airport.
TREE:If the girl's still with you, you just going to leave her at the airport. You ain't going to pay for the kids to go back.
D.K. :That's a return flight. But again, if you're talking to someone and even if it's distance or whatever, wherever you're talking to them, whatever platform you're talking to them on, even if it's distance or whatever, wherever you're talking to them, whatever platform you're talking to them on, there's got to be some type of attraction. There's got to be some type of attraction.
TREE:You don't know this. If you're dating online, you're taking the chances and flying this person out. I'm clapping in cheeks. Hold on. What if you don't pick her up from the airport? She catch an Uber to where you at. Then what happens?
D.K. :And it's no attraction.
TREE:And it's no attraction.
D.K. :It's return trip. No, you can't do that. Why can't you?
TREE:Why can't you, damon? You know good and well, you wouldn't do that, in no way unless you're being catfish, and we just spoke on that no, but I see on tiktok all the time.
D.K. :Yes, absolutely, you're going to see each other.
TREE:I see on tiktok all the time where guys meet these chicks and fly them out. They never met them. They never met these people. This is the first time they ever met them when and fly them out. They never met them. They never met these people. This is the first time they ever met them when they flew them out.
D.K. :Uh-uh. No, there's got to be some type of FaceTime, some video chat, something like that. You got to talk to this person. Now, if you never met this person, you fly a person out. That's on you, plain and simple.
TREE:Hold on, I got another question what if y'all flew somebody out and they brought their kids with them? What they brought their kids with them? They bring their kids with them. Well, who paying for them tickets? She might have paid for it, oh.
D.K. :Return trip? No, and the reason I'm saying that is this If it's supposed to have been me and you and we're talking at the time, that's the bond time between me and you how are we going to bond? And you got your kids here? No, Leave the family at the airport.
TREE:What still brings them? What is your next move? Do you still clap cheeks?
D.K. :How you going to clap cheeks to the kids then Kids, oh hell. No, that's what I'm saying If you brought the kids. No, that's supposed to be bond time between you and that person, that person going back to the airport. It's a family meet and greet first date. We too old to mess with someone with small kids. Hell nah.
TREE:Yeah, too old, you can't. I'm just trying to understand this fluid out, because you're one of the clock blockers. Because you know, I'm single and I'm just trying to understand this fluid out. She's one of the clock blockers. I'm single and I'm trying to date and I've had this fluid out. Stuff comes up and I'm just like, okay, how does the fluid out work? I got to get slutted out. When I get fluid out, I mean what's going on?
D.K. :Yes, you do that's what it? Is yeah, you do Because's what it is. Yeah, you do Because they want their return and investment. They invested in you to bring you out there.
TREE:They want their return so food out means I don't have to pay for nothing.
D.K. :I don't have to pay for nothing when you fly me out, you're going to pay for everything. One of them center age. Then it's cool, I can still bust off. Oh Lord, oh my.
TREE:God.
D.K. :You should have prepared for that.
TREE:Flu conversations be coming up, so I'm trying to figure out do I get flewed out or do I stay at the house because I don't want to get flewed out and then?
D.K. :I don't get what the. That sounds like a person looking for a ride on your dime. I'm asking the question.
TREE:So when you fly me to where you are, that means I ain't got to pay for absolutely nothing. If I got to give up my cookies, that means I ain't got to pay for absolutely nothing. If I got to give up my cookies, that means I ain't got to pay for nothing, right?
D.K. :Yes, I agree, respectations.
TREE:Is me giving up the sugar water? I ain't got to pay for nothing, right?
D.K. :Hey, my man said hot chocolate. You just know, your cheeks are going to get clapped, they're going to get clapped, they're going to get clapped.
TREE:Hey what? Hey, just long as I ain't got to pay for nothing, I'm perfectly fine. Oh, you're perfectly fine, I'm perfectly fine. It's when I got to pay for something and my cheeks got to clap.
D.K. :Again, again, again, like I said and I'm going to go back to that TikTok video with the guy he was like, hey, listen, I flew her out here, I did this, I did that and everything, and she ain't trying to give me nothing. Oh, you know, I just thought we was just going chill.
TREE:What.
D.K. :Okay.
TREE:I got another scenario. So what if you flew me out and I came on my minister cycle that night?
D.K. :I'll let the comments out.
TREE:Are we still clapping cheeks? You got to exercise your right to your throat.
D.K. :Hey, you're going to exercise some, right? You're going to exercise some, right. I'm just saying You're going to exercise some, right. You need to be beat up. Get some towels.
TREE:I'm just saying. You're going to make a plastic dog look like a murder scene up in there.
D.K. :Yep absolutely.
TREE:This is great. I'm learning a lot from you men tonight with this fluid out stuff. I am learning so much. We running red lights. Y'all are disgust.
D.K. :What if he plays hard to get? Oh, it won't be no playing hard to get. It won't be no, playing hard to get we running red lights.
TREE:We running red lights, oh my God. Oh my God, tree fell. We don't play it hard to get. We run a red light. We run a red light, oh my God.
D.K. :Tree fell. Hello, hello hey.
TREE:Yup, not the towels, Not the towels A whole murder scene. Eddie is back A whole crime scene. Don't back A whole crime scene. Don't nobody better call the police because somebody going to jail?
D.K. :Hey bro, I agree with you. I'm Moses. We about to part that. We about to part the scene.
TREE:Maybe I'll give you a hint and order some neck bones for dinner. Ha Ha, oh my God, if I start my cycle when you flew me out, I have to do neck throttles basically oh, you giving up something what if I ain't in the mood? What if I ain't in the mood?
D.K. :you won't be in the mood. Oh my god, this conversation got me weak.
TREE:You won't be in the mood. Oh my God.
D.K. :This conversation got me weak. But again, look at modern day dating today. That's the expectation. Oh my God, I got some baby on me too, bro. I got some too too bro. I got something. No, no.
TREE:Well, you better find the mood.
D.K. :Just stick it in my earlobe. That's not going to work. That ain't going to work at all.
TREE:That's not going to work at all At all Ever. It's an open hole. Just stick it up in there.
D.K. :There you go, that's it.
TREE:That's an exit only, exit only.
D.K. :That's not enough. That's not enough.
TREE:I'm learning a lot from y'all tonight. Chris Tucker said on Friday make not enough, the air ain't enough. I'm learning a lot from you.
D.K. :Chris Tucker's here on Friday Make it enough.
TREE:The waterworks will dilute the fruit punch. Brian, brian, brian. I'm so disappointed in that comment. Why are you disappointed? I'm so disappointed in that comment. Why are you disappointed? I'm so disappointed in that comment. Not so much, listen, listen, it's going to be funky as hell in there.
D.K. :I'm learning a lot about y'all tonight.
TREE:I'm so glad we put. I'm learning a lot about y'all.
D.K. :What you learned. Listen, if someone isn't putting that kind of investment in you, they want return in their stock. Plain and simple. They do. They want return in their stock. They're like nope, I put this in you, I want my return. It's either the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours.
TREE:What's the hard way? So what if I get out there and don't give it up? Then what? What are you going to put me out? It probably would.
D.K. :Or you'd be going back to an airport with no ticket.
TREE:So that's basically like prostitution almost.
D.K. :Hmm, hmm, yeah, maybe. So that's basically like prostitution almost. Hmm, hmm, maybe most likely.
TREE:yeah, I'm basically you paying for a ticket for me to come get slutted out, like I can do that at home.
D.K. :I get that, but what I'm?
TREE:saying is that them get slutted out. I can do that at home. I get that.
D.K. :I do nothing else if I don't want to do nothing, if they put that in their return, if they want something on their returns, if I paid this, then I want this Plain and simple.
TREE:Was there a service fee?
D.K. :Yeah, yeah, your services. That's the fee.
TREE:Well, I know not, I'm scared to get flued out Now. Y'all done. Terrified me now. Oh, you terrified now. Yeah, I'm scared, I'm scared.
D.K. :But again, that communication should be up front, Like, hey, look, if I do this, then bam. If you communicate with somebody up front, tell them look, this is what I'm doing $40.
TREE:Look at that $40. First of all, a flight cost more than $40. I need a contract $40.
D.K. :Oh Lord, did someone ask you to agree? No, they didn't. You need to know who's flying you out. Yeah, absolutely you do. That's why I said it's conversation.
TREE:Tonight I got a question.
D.K. :Oh, did someone ask you Tree?
TREE:To fly me out. I plead the fifth. Uh, I plead the fifth.
D.K. :Stop playing.
TREE:You already know the deal.
D.K. :I think you're trying to justify this happening in your past.
TREE:No, not my past. I ain't been flewed out yet. Yet I'm trying to make sure I'm on the right path to be fluid out, because only people personally know me know my situation right now. I've been practicing celibacy for three and a half almost four years. If somebody flies me out right now, they not get none, so that'll be a waste of my time, then you make sure you don't get on the plane, don't accept the ticket.
D.K. :I'm just saying.
ANGELA:I'm just saying you just have to understand what you're meeting for Absolutely.
TREE:We're just going to the zoo. Stop playing with me, eddie. Stop playing with me, I'm definitely going to stay home. Oh, yeah, because we're going to be on that plane.
D.K. :We're waiting for you on the other side. It's going to be waiting for you. Okay, I'm going to be a snake.
TREE:Not a turtle but a snake.
D.K. :The sugar water is waiting for you. Okay, it's going to be a snake. Not a turtle, but a snake.
TREE:The sugar water is mad at you. No, she's not.
D.K. :She is so glad that our owner is being responsible.
TREE:She brought me a bus ticket. Oh man, okay, she is happy that her owner is being very responsible.
D.K. :At the moment, and that's good. That is good.
TREE:Amen, where the celibate people at on the line.
D.K. :Probably me. Yeah, where, yeah, where they at.
TREE:We know it ain't bestie. What Damn who else celib else with me?
D.K. :oh my goodness. So again, if they expect yeah, there's crickets in here.
TREE:Yeah, crickets, plenty of crickets in here okay, see my cousin hold on, you married now. I got to question that. I got to question that cousin because she married.
D.K. :I almost got you fighting for a minute.
TREE:I'm like hold on.
D.K. :No, you're not Right, you better be celebrating over there, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. This is what it was, all cricket. Nobody said nothing. I mean, I was I'm speaking.
TREE:Hopefully, my drought will end soon, hopefully.
ANGELA:Yeah, hopefully.
D.K. :I practice in my sleep.
TREE:Uh-uh.
D.K. :Hilarious.
TREE:Hello, oh my God, hilarious hello, understanding what fluid out mean, because you know I was asked to be fluid out and I just need to know. So, basically, because I'm celibate, stay home, hey. So stay home is what y'all telling me. Yeah, pretty much, yep, pretty much.
D.K. :But what does he pretty much, but what did he tell a bit? Huh, what did he tell a bit Then? Them conversations should have been had up front also.
TREE:I'm going to have to go on the celibatecom. What's the celibate dating site? Kyle.
D.K. :Oh really, they got one.
TREE:I need to meet the dudes that don't want to clap.
D.K. :No, cheeks no, but they may want to tickle your soul. What that mean they might want to tickle your soul. What that mean, I'm just saying they may want to tickle your soul. What does that mean? If they ain't clapping their cheeks, don't mean they might not have a little tongue action waiting for you.
TREE:I'm just saying that's still a form of sex.
D.K. :No, action, no action. Oh my god Hilarious.
TREE:Make fun of my celibacy. Get him tonight. Do not, oh my God Hilarious, make fun of my celibacy, lord, get him. Get him tonight. Do not make fun of my journey.
D.K. :No one's making fun of your journey. Have a stomach like Capri Sun. Listen, listen.
TREE:Listen, listen, listen, listen listen, listen no action like the last supper.
D.K. :You be sitting there with an IV don't make fun of my journey when my journey, yep, when my journey comes to an end. I'm going to do a whole podcast on it. Oh man, I'm going to be here all four. I got some popcorn and everything. Girl, your pearls cry for attention, they cry for attention.
TREE:They are not. My pearls are just fine. But whenever I get that action, I'm going to come over here and I'm going to do a whole podcast show. It's going to be called Tree Got that?
D.K. :Action Does she mean she's selling a bit?
TREE:Are you trying to call me a hoe? Wind down, not a hoe. I don't sell nothing. How you gonna tell the police I sell Gucci? How you gonna do that? You working with the feds? Let me watch you.
D.K. :Let me explain something to you. Let me explain something to you.
TREE:I know exactly what he's saying. I'm just being funny, I know.
D.K. :That's your business.
TREE:But you can't tell the police I'm selling sugar water.
D.K. :That's your business. That's your business.
TREE:My sugar water is not for sale. That's your business. My sugar water is not for sale that's your business. When the right person ready to drink it. The cup is full, Open up your throat and swallow.
D.K. :Oh my God. So the answer is yes. And it has been always. Y'all got me, don't count. Oh my God, y'all are on one tonight.
TREE:Yeah, I'm hollering too, it's gonna be a whole podcast. It's gonna be a whole podcast when, when somebody drink out of my cup I'm a I'm here for it.
D.K. :I'm like't have waterboarded that information out of me, but I'm here, all for it. I am all for it.
TREE:There is no cover-up. Nobody's drinking out of my cup right now. There's a cover-up. Nobody's drinking out my cup right now.
D.K. :Have you ever hooked up with a dude? For nothing.
TREE:Have you ever hooked up with a dude for nothing? Have you ever hooked up with a dude for nothing? For nothing, what do you mean For free? I need my $40. No movie, no trip. You're going to know first, she's going to know first. Then I'll tell you. But until yes, the cup remains full the cup remains full.
D.K. :It's not empty yet.
TREE:No, nobody sipped the water nobody sipped the water.
D.K. :Okay, you're full and fresh. Okay, all right, I'm gonna see you some baby oil, eat some ditty oil, then you know they help you.
TREE:I don't need no oil, I'm already purified.
D.K. :Already purified. Ron, you still on here. I already purified.
TREE:I don't need no oil. I don't need no oil.
D.K. :Oh my goodness, so again even on the vice versa side. If a woman does that for a guy, she want her investment. She know she might not. If I bring you out here, this is what you got to do. Oh no, no, it is Ain't. Ain't no woman going to spend no money on no man and not get anything in return for her investment.
TREE:Hmm, hmm, not get anything in return for her investment. You got the dang to be my dude for me to fly you out. If you my dude, you giving it up anyway.
D.K. :You see, it's crickets.
TREE:I ain't flying no randoms out now. I ain't flying no randoms.
D.K. :I get that. If you and the person were talking, If you and the person were talking and y'all were vibing and you flew that dude out, of course you'd be like Women are different.
TREE:You dang near got to be our man. Y'all will fly out a toad. Y'all fly out anybody that got a wet squat, Y'all fly that A wet toe. So it's way different for men and women. Like y'all fly out women just to clap Chief, we fly out men because we want a good time, Like we want you to be here with us. Am I on the right path or am I just talking?
D.K. :Okay, okay, I'll give you that one, but I'm telling you, it's still something that they want.
TREE:What you want. If you my dude, then I'm not flying you to Houston. If you're not my dude.
D.K. :Yeah, I get that. I get that. You want both. You want both. So again, someone look, All right, let's see, that's the truth. They will fly out Anyone that gives up the courage.
TREE:Anybody. As long as they get wet, they're going to fly out Y'all men don't care.
D.K. :Let's see, that's a good time.
TREE:We have a little more morals than y'all. You know. You got the dang to be our dude for us to even go in our pocket book to fly you here. Okay, I give you that for some sex dating is like a slot machine it's too risque, cause I fly you out, don't know what you working with. You get out here and tickle my fancy and I'm pissed off and I'm broke because I done flew you here, nope.
D.K. :Why cuss Uzi, don't have no face. Okay, now you said tickle your fancy, right, but remember he had something else, right?
TREE:It's a double package. Throat and come together. That was a double package. Yeah, it's a double package.
D.K. :It's not a one thing deal.
TREE:No.
D.K. :Okay.
TREE:We need the double package. Just like you all want no throat and you all want no sugar water, you all want no sugar water. You want throat and sugar water, don't you? Yes, absolutely. So. We want throat and sausage.
D.K. :You want both? Huh, it's got to be both.
TREE:We all want none of it.
D.K. :Okay, I get it, I get it. So one couldn't want none of it. Okay, I get it, I get it. So one couldn't come without the other. That's what you're saying for you Bingo, gotcha. Okay, ladies in the chat, could one come without the other?
TREE:No.
D.K. :I'm just saying.
TREE:Heck. No, you're not going to be downstairs licking the 12 o'clock in the morning and you ain't finna stick nothing. You ain't fin to stick nothing. You ain't going to do that. I'm just asking. That's wasting all our time. Some people are cool with it. I mean, it's cool for a minute. You might want to be in a lesbian relationship if that's all you want.
D.K. :It should never Okay.
TREE:It's a package deal you get throat, then you get sausage. Hey auntie.
D.K. :How is everything going down there? Because I know you down there, I saw you earlier. How's everything going in Florida? Thank you, we need both. I need the penetration and not no rubbery.
TREE:A waste of time, indeed, colleen. A waste of time, indeed, colleen. That's a waste of time.
D.K. :A waste of time, indeed, colleen, we're going to have to talk.
TREE:I'm just saying we, like you, know the man's size before he gets there.
D.K. :You were saying good morning, yeah, good night. Yep, that does happen because all that stuff leads up to everything. You're going to send pictures, y'all send pictures to each other, right? And then it just leads up to everything.
TREE:But what if it's somebody else's picture?
D.K. :And then that would be a problem, right. What if that's a catfish sausage? There you go? Then it would be a problem right, a big problem. Got another storm. Now we're praying for you down there, definitely praying for you, Praying for you.
TREE:Florida people, it's a package deal. Don't let nobody tell you nothing different Again it's just like with the whole catfishing.
D.K. :They said then we're going to fight. Clearly, oh Lord Amber.
TREE:It's all bang.
D.K. :So you don't recognize his fingers.
TREE:Mm-mm. No because.
D.K. :FaceTime is wood.
TREE:You could have went online and got a wood picture.
D.K. :Yeah, but hey, like I said, then there's facetime, there's videos, there's all kinds of stuff. Yeah, you welcome. So there's all kinds of stuff, so you can, you can find out. Again, all these things are up front, right, you're gonna see the person facetime, not just pictures. I ain't gonna talk to you on the phone all the time, not trying to FaceTime. Right, got to FaceTime, you got to see who you're talking to these days, because again, you got the whole catfish. So you telling me that somebody can actually talk to someone just by chat all the time, never talk to them over the phone or never see them and expect that to be a relationship? No, no, your trust level is on negative 1,000.
TREE:You damn right. I got a penis picture in my phone right now. It's disappointing, oh my God, he knows, because I showed it to him. Oh man.
D.K. :Oh Lord, oh my God.
TREE:Y'all are too.
D.K. :Aging for hair. Y'all too much, y'all are too.
TREE:Aging for hair.
D.K. :Y'all are too much. Y'all are too much.
TREE:If we didn't get our page blocked, I would show you.
D.K. :Oh yeah, I don't feel like getting censored by all the media.
TREE:Lovely, I'll send it to you.
D.K. :Oh no, I don't want it. I said I love you. Oh, I ain't in no way shape or fashion.
TREE:I ain't not fanging at all.
D.K. :I was like oh my.
TREE:God, what was that?
D.K. :I don't want to see it. Nope, listen Again, absolutely not. In the time of all this technology, there's no way we're doing a FaceTime video chat or something. Yeah, absolutely. If you ain't got things you better, don't you have to Again if you're just chatting with somebody over the phone again, chatting with someone over the phone and you've never I mean you know, just text me, you never spoke to them or never FaceTimed. Nah, absolutely not.
TREE:Oh, my God.
D.K. :Absolutely not.
TREE:You've seen a two-day. Oh damn buddy.
D.K. :You've seen it. Oh Lord, have mercy. Well, y'all on one tonight. I love y'all.
TREE:It was bad. It was bad. I thought I needed to resuscitate it. Bring it back to life. Bring it back to life. It's dead. Oh, my God you need an AED for it.
D.K. :Clear it was bad.
TREE:That's terrible, that's terrible. He thought he was surprising me. I was surprised though right.
D.K. :Send her a picture again, please. This is a public service announcement.
TREE:I saw that picture I went smoothed off. I ain't even have to think about it. I saw that picture I went smoothed off. I didn't even have to think about it. I opened it up.
D.K. :I said oh, this is terrible, man, you know something? I'm starting to feel a little bad for the guy, just a little bad for him, just a little. Just a little bad for him, just a little.
TREE:I cursed that man out so bad, I was offended.
D.K. :That thing needs to be buried? I guess it does, if you you know something. I just feel a little smidgen bad for the guy Don't, don't Because you don't.
TREE:First of all, guys, let me give you'all a little insight on before y'all send that thing to my back, stop it. Before you start sending that thing to women, clean them up. It was horrible. It was like throwing a pickle in the wheat. You know the big, tall weeds that grow this high. It's like just tossing the pickle over there and trying to find it. It was horrible.
D.K. :Wow, Wow. Again. I'm sorry about your look.
TREE:It looks like I can smell it through the phone. It looked funky.
D.K. :Oh my God, that's terrible.
TREE:That's horrible. I cussed that man out so bad. Ooh, I bet he won't send that pigeon to nobody else.
D.K. :I bet he won't send it to you, no more. How about that?
TREE:As bad as I went off on him, he won't do that no more.
D.K. :Terrible, terrible, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny, it's not funny.
TREE:It was funny. It's not funny.
D.K. :It's not funny, it's not funny, it was a clown.
TREE:Okay, so I have a question for the chat. What would you do if you found out somebody was only talking to you to finesse you? Only talking to you for the things that you do for them. They don't even like you, period. They just only stick around because they're finessing you.
D.K. :How would you feel? Well, that happens a lot. That happens a lot out here, because you get somebody. You see, oh, they doing good, Let me see if I can bamboozle them, and you get it. That was his best pick too. Oh Lord, have mercy, angela, where you been? I've been looking for you half the night when you been, angela, angela, you're late. I'll be there in a minute.
TREE:I mean, I'll be there in a minute, you know. So would you be mad if someone just talked to you just to finesse you? And if you figured it out, would you stay or would you leave?
D.K. :Oh hell, no, Gone Out of here, babe.
TREE:Get my little stick and my little blanket and put it on there and I'm out, or if every time they reach out to you they need something, they want something. It's never calling to check on you. It's oh, can you pay my light bill? Can you pay my phone bill? You got $40. Can you buy me some groceries? Can you put some gas in my car? You know that type Every time somebody calls you and they're asking you for something. How do you handle that situation?
D.K. :Deuces I don't have it Deuces, I don't have it. Plain and simple, I'm telling you we fighting Always with the violence. Marshall.
TREE:Always with the violence.
D.K. :So have y'all been for this before? Peace, out with the quickness. Yeah, it's happened. It's happened, happens to the best of us. Block their broke ass Yep, that's it. Leave. That's why I don't answer the phone. That's happening, happens to the best of us. Block their broke ass Yep, that's it. Leave. That's why I don't answer the phone. That's right, this is out In a minute. Out In a minute, in a minute, because again we get bamboozled, and that's on both sides, men and women.
TREE:We get bamboozled. So I got a question what if for? So I got a question For the men and the women too. What if somebody faked the pregnancy, told you they was pregnant to finesse you out of the abortion money?
D.K. :I'd be like well, when you have it, we taking the DNA test.
TREE:Somebody said I'm pregnant. I need $500 for an abortion.
D.K. :I'm not giving it to you.
TREE:So you're not paying for no. So at your big old age you ain't gonna pay for no abortion.
D.K. :Listen, if I slipped up and that happened, that's on me.
TREE:Then I'm gonna take responsibility for it. You're gonna take care of the baby. I'm gonna take responsibility for it. You're going to take care of the baby. I'm going to take responsibility for it. You're going to take 100% rights of the baby.
D.K. :What do you mean? 100% rights, like take custody of the baby.
TREE:Yeah, you're going to take care of the baby, I'm taking care of my children. If she called you and told you. I'm pregnant and I need $500 Obamacare. If she called you and told you I'm pregnant and I need $500 to terminate the baby, and if you don't give it to me, when I had a baby, you taking care of it. Then fine but we taking the DNA test first At your big old age.
D.K. :And we taking the DNA test, Damon at your big old age.
TREE:Today we taking the DNA test. But what At your big old age? Today, we taking a DNA test. But what if the baby yours? Then it's mine, then you can't get me to believe in your big old age. You finna take care of a baby, listen is it my preference?
D.K. :No, it's not. But if I slipped up and I made a mistake and it happened, then it happened. Plain and simple. A show for more A show for more.
TREE:I know. So who paid the $500?
D.K. :She better pay that $500 if she want it. I know my stance. I know my stance that I don't want any more children at my age. I don't. But if I made that mistake, I made that mistake and slipped up and it happened. Then we just going on with it, Plain and simple.
TREE:Oh, we we talking about. Oh, we're just talking about a little of everything. Yeah, we're talking about a little of it, finessing, and we've been talking about. Oh, sis, we're trying to go back to the fluid out, since you weren't here. So what's your, what is your theory on being fluid out when a man want to fly you out? What's the expectation when a man fly you out?
D.K. :Angela, since you wasn't in here, yeah, been waiting for Angela half the night. Show up on time. Uh-oh, wasn't tonight supposed to be the wedding night anyway.
TREE:Oh yeah, tonight's supposed to be the wedding night anyway. Oh yeah, tonight's supposed to be the wedding. Okay, so you've been flewed out. So what was the expectation when you was flewed out?
D.K. :Yeah, what was the expectation?
TREE:When they flewed you, there was he clapping cheeks yeah.
D.K. :I want to hear that that's what I want to know.
TREE:I need to know from an expert person that's been flewed out, before I go on a plane to get flewed out. Get flewed out. I need to know.
D.K. :I need to know. Lost my audio. You lost your audio Reset.
TREE:See, she said there wasn't in the expectation.
D.K. :Okay, thank you, and that's cool, that was cool for her, she said, but she liked him.
TREE:But did he clap cheeks? Was the cheeks clapped when he flew? That's all I want to know is are we clapping cheeks when we flying out? That's what I want to know is are we clapping cheeks when we flying out? That's what I want to know. He's going to say he was alive. I was the man alive. I'm confused.
D.K. :Let me see Booty call in the storm. Hurry, while the lights are out, I'm not going anywhere when I ain't trying to get bit like a pretzel, my girl.
TREE:My girl Was the expectations to be bit up like a pretzel. Did y'all discuss that before you flew that, or is that mandatory being flew that? That's what I'm trying to come to an understanding. Did y'all come to an understanding that you was going to get folded up like a pretzel or you know what was the understanding? That's what all I want to know, because I'm trying to get the rules of being flewed out before she says she never discussed it.
D.K. :OK, and that may have worked for the time she did it. But I'm saying, in this modern day society, if someone's flying you out, they want some cheeks, and I also knew for some time what's she doing.
TREE:For I'm talking about new shit Like if you meet a dude you talk from under six months, not even six months, couple of months and he want to fly you out. So it's the expectation when you get there, to be bent up like a prince.
D.K. :It should have been expected, especially if you're having sexual conversations. Okay, I can get with that. I can get with that. Ain't nothing free Ain't nothing free, ain't nothing free.
TREE:Right, so when we get there, remember when you're trying to bend me up like a prussel, ain't none of this free?
D.K. :Six months, damn, that's a long time.
TREE:I didn't mean six months. Yeah, we can bring people on.
D.K. :You want to come on. You know you're always welcome I just want to come on.
TREE:You know you're always welcome. I just want to know the expectations before I get flewed out. I just want to know the expectations before I get flewed out because I don't want to get left. I don't want to get left.
D.K. :Since I got people on YouTube, let me send a link out to YouTube.
TREE:I don't want to get left at the airport is what I'm trying to say.
D.K. :If you want to come in, there's a link coming out to you on YouTube.
TREE:I don't know why I don't ever let me send a request.
D.K. :All right, wait man, me and Angela are friends. Now Hold on, I can send it.
TREE:I just need to know the expectations If he flying you out he wanted to climb that tree, but the tree ain't got no water on it, it's dry.
D.K. :Oh Lord.
TREE:So that means y'all basically telling me to stay home, basically.
D.K. :All right, angela, it's coming to you. That's what he gave you last week sitting there, let's see. Well, don't look like I'm going to get flewed out y'all, they will be expecting something If he flew you out. He's wanting to climb that tree. She getting folded up? Yeah, nope, getting folded like Angela. Yeah, you getting folded up, you getting folded up like Angela. I'm just saying.
TREE:So basically stay at home, because if I get on the airport I got to get folded up like a prey. Basically, I know not to put. I'm going out of town on the airport, on Facebook, no more, oh really.
D.K. :Really Hold on. I got this.
TREE:Let's see who's going to fly me out. Then who's flying me out?
D.K. :Yeah, yeah, I want to hear this one.
TREE:I need to be flew that. Just make sure you have your own money. I got to have my own money.
D.K. :You find me out All right, Angela, I sent it to your messenger.
TREE:My dad told me to stay at home.
D.K. :Just make sure you gave your own money. No, stay at home.
TREE:I will say this A man is an inviting woman.
D.K. :He's not attracted to an interest then and stretch before your flight. Angela, I sent it to you in Messenger, you should have it.
TREE:So I got another question what if I want a first class flight? If you're going to be clapping cheeks? What if I want you to fly me first class?
D.K. :Oh, he's going to be clapping a lot of cheeks. That's going to be your weekend.
TREE:Oh, so if you, I understand the first class, if you fly me first class, I understand the assignment.
D.K. :But but wait a minute, so this coach it's not the same thing. No, so it's not the same thing as coach. No, it's still a plane ticket.
TREE:No, first class is guaranteed, chiefs. Oh, that's guaranteed. Oh, first class is guaranteed.
D.K. :Leave me your info so we can find you. Oh, okay.
TREE:First class is guaranteed, All right here she go.
D.K. :Uh-oh, Did the audio come in Women? Yeah.
TREE:I'm just saying that means you put in the effort to fly me first class.
D.K. :So Well done, well done.
TREE:Well done, sir.
D.K. :Unbelievable, unbelievable Well done. Her audio hasn't kicked in yet, but again, they want their investments. If they invested in you, they want their return. First class is an investment, so coach is it no?
TREE:Why? Because it ain't. Why? Because it ain't? That ain't the answer. It ain't an investment. First class is an investment. Get out of here.
D.K. :Get out of here.
TREE:You really ain't getting no cheeks on no bus. First of all, by the time I get there, I would be tired.
D.K. :I let everyone know my nephew is packing, don't, okay, okay.
TREE:First class is automatically. Coach is we're going to see when we get there?
D.K. :Hello Hamercy, there we go.
TREE:Hey girl.
ANGELA:What's happening. There's a lot going on. Hey how y'all doing, okay. So I was trying to go outside so I could have this conversation, but it looks like I'm going to have to stay in the house. So, yes, I was flown out by somebody that I knew. No, we didn't have a discussion about anything that was going to happen, but really, we're going to have a good time. So we talked about hotel. You know how it was going to get there. So he paid for the flight, the hotel, dinner, transportation, everything was covered.
ANGELA:Um, but we had already knew that we liked each other and we hadn't seen each other in a while. So that's one thing. This is not somebody that I just had met fresh and just did not know. I would never do that anyway, because people are crazy. So I knew this person from some time. I also had met this person twice before. So, because he moved out of state, he was like I want to see you. So we flew to a mutual place, vegas, and literally it's 48 hours in Vegas, and when I got there, it was never. I didn't feel any pressure for anything, we just had a good time and vibed out. We actually met in Vegas All-Star Weekend by 2000,. I forgot what year that was 2007. So it was like, ten years later, let's meet there again, let's hook up, let's, you know, have a good time. Well, it's vegas, and it just kind of organically went into what it went into six times in less than 48 hours oh wow, oh wow so, um, I'm not mad about it at all.
ANGELA:So, yeah, six times in 48 hours, um, no regrets, we're still cool to this day. Um paid for everything I mean vip, we had a blast, and it was like I felt bad that he was spending so much money. Actually, at one point I was like, well, you know, can I cover something? And he was like, no, like this is this is all on me. Like you deserve this. Like you, you know you cool, and d was phenomenal, phenomenal, uh, every part of my body was in his mouth at some point.
ANGELA:Um, yeah, and so I would say don't go with somebody if you're not interested. Don't go with somebody if you're really not potentially trying to do that, because no man is inviting you out, because they just want to. Yes, they like you, they see something in you, they think you're attractive. There is an expectation lightweight in the back of their mind that something is going to happen. But, as a woman, though, then, be prepared to pay for your portion of it, just in case, and always have a backup plan so you can fly back home or get your own hotel, just in case. That's all I can say. You know what I mean.
ANGELA:So, yeah, so, luckily, with this particular gentleman, like I said, I've known. I had known him for 10 years. We had hung out several times in between. Then we were really really cool. He just happened to move out of state and you know, I'm saying I was actually surprised. I just got a ticket just dropped in. My thing was like I want to see you. I haven't saw you since in like a couple years, since I moved out of state, and that's what it was. So, like I said, he and I are still friends to this day. We are still friends, still super tight. That's my story. Now I know there's other people that have gone through different things. It's a little bit different. They really just met the person online and they're flying out. I don't recommend that. I don't recommend doing that with somebody you don't say you haven't got a chance to know. Absolutely, that's my piece, that's my story.
D.K. :Because it's so many different variables. See, you've known this person, so you have history with them. That's cool, right? What I was talking about earlier was the modern day society. Today, if someone is flying someone out, that's what they want. If they're putting their money in you, they want their stock in return.
ANGELA:But even with me, knowing this gentleman that long, I know that if he's flying me out, that there's potentially something going to happen, like let's keep it a buck. You get what I'm saying? It wasn't like you know what I'm saying. We hung out every day. We were like come with me. It wasn't that this was. We hung out every day. We were like come with me. It wasn't that this was. I miss you. I haven't seen you in a couple of years, like we've been flirting and all this other stuff, and that's what happened. So I knew, going in, that something was going to take place, like I'm not stupid and I'm a grown woman too, but I'm not going nowhere with nobody if I'm not feeling them right right absolutely you get what I'm saying, so what about?
TREE:I was feeling him, so I was like yeah, well, I see flying out the country or even going on a cruise with somebody so glued out in general mean cheeks are getting clapped pretty much it depends.
ANGELA:it's whatever you make of it, but you need to discuss that before you go, and I think that's what I think with the situation with me. I didn't discuss it because I kind of figured it may happen regardless, and a part of me wanted to because he was finding the motherfucker too. So it wasn't no big deal for me to be like. You know, if it happened, it happened. You know what I'm saying. But if you, the thing about it is, if you're not interested in this person like that one don't go to have the discussions in advance of what your expectations are. You know what I'm saying.
ANGELA:If he's flying you out, y'all need two separate rooms. Yeah, because why are y'all sleeping in the same bed? You know what I'm saying. So stuff like that. So I could have easily said I want my own room, but I didn't say that, got a nice Callie King size for a reason. So a part of me knew and, like I said, and it wasn't forceful, it wasn't like, oh, you know what I'm saying, what's you know, you drop the action, matter of fact, I initiated it. So you know, perfect gentleman the whole time. But, like I said, so that's my thing. If someone offers to fly you out, have that conversation or what the expectations are. I don't recommend somebody that you met on some app that you haven't had like communication with, that you haven't did a background check, because people are crazy.
D.K. :Oh, they're crazy. People are nuts, absolutely nuts. Yeah, absolutely nuts.
ANGELA:Yeah.
D.K. :Yep.
ANGELA:They are so um. But if you have someone that is willing to fly you out and you are comfortable, like my mom got his telephone number or his address, like where hotel, like I gave that stuff to people, I had access to additional funds. You know I'm saying in case I needed to bail up out of there, I let people know I was gonna be in the city, like, even though I'm a grown woman at 45, there's still certain precautions I will take at 45 because people are crazy. You know what i'm'm saying. You think you know somebody, but you know people that know people still do crazy shit. That's what I would do. If you're going to get flown out, make sure you have that conversation or keep it real with yourself. You know he's going to try to kill you. He wants some cheeks.
D.K. :He do Of course, absolutely.
ANGELA:He do. I saw an old boy talking mess, mr Barry Hill. Is that his last name, barry Hill?
D.K. :Eddie.
ANGELA:You know we'll get to him a little bit later, but that's my story. So, ladies, whatever you do, if you're going to hang out with a man, if you're going to get flued out, just make sure that you're taking care of your stuff on the back end, that you have a bailout plan that people know where you are and how they can get to you, um, and then that way you know I'm saying you it takes away some of the pressure, um, and if a guy pushes up on you and starts making you feel like you got to do something, that's not a problem, because I can go get me a hotel room somewhere else and I'm going to enjoy the city while I'm here, and you can cancel the ticket. That's cool because, guess what? I got money to get a ticket, so it's not a big deal.
D.K. :Right.
TREE:Absolutely, I'm trying to figure it out because I'm just trying to get blue down tree. No yeah.
D.K. :Who is buying tree out? Hey, they about to clean all those cobwebs out.
ANGELA:And on that note I'm going to go right back into the chat. So that's my story.
TREE:Thank you, yes, she is no problem. Thanks, angela. Okay, so do we have any men that want to tell their fluid out stories? Anybody got one Anybody?
D.K. :Anybody, anybody.
TREE:Men, I want to hear a man's fluid out story, a real story. We don't want to hear no fake, imaginary fluid out story. It better be real. I'm trying to see if I want to fly myself out, be fluid out, or not. I don't think so.
D.K. :I want to fly myself out, be flewed out or not, and how does it look? I don't think so.
TREE:I got you it's this again yeah, crickets, I can't do it, crickets, I don't hear you on crickets. It's crickets I don't hear you on crickets. Anybody have a flewed out story? Anybody?
D.K. :Anyone else?
TREE:Going once, going twice.
D.K. :Going twice. If you're camera shy we have a phone number you can call in if you're camera shy.
TREE:I wish I had a fluid out story, but I don't. Bestie, you don't have a fluid out story.
D.K. :No, I don't Don't. Not for me Bestie, not for me, bestie, I for me. I do not, I don't.
TREE:You don't got no flu without story Mm-mm. I don't Positive.
D.K. :None.
TREE:I think he lying y'all.
D.K. :Mm-mm. Matter of fact I know why would I lie to you?
TREE:I know a flu without story.
D.K. :It wasn't me. You sure it lie to you. I know I'm fluid without story. It wasn't me. You sure it wasn't you. It wasn't me. Oh my God, but it wasn't me. You can't fly her out, okay, you said do I have a fly out story? Someone fly me out.
TREE:No, I'm saying do you have a flew out story? Did you fly somebody out?
D.K. :Yeah, I did. Okay, what happened? But as far as with me, no, I don't have one for myself.
TREE:Listen, Bestie, what's your flew out story that you had Not? Nobody flew you out that you had not nobody?
D.K. :fluid you out, but you fluid the failing now. So let's talk about that. Oh, my god, listen. Okay, you know we had met and then we were talking yeah, I brought out here now I wasn't under the expectation of that, I was going to clap some cheats. Okay, I wasn't under the expectation. We built up to that and it happened. When she came.
TREE:So when you flew her out, you were not expecting nothing from her. Could you just say all night?
ANGELA:if I fly somebody out, the cheeks are guaranteed.
D.K. :No, no, no, no, no. I didn't say me, I did not say me. I said modern dating. I said no, I didn't say me, I did not say me, I said modern dating.
TREE:I didn't say me you advocating for the fluid out, booty clap, listen. You was the lead protester in this I was not.
D.K. :I never said me. I said in modern dating, in modern dating I said that's what they expect these days, in the modern dating. I never said that if I fly somebody out here they have to give me some cheese. I never said that.
TREE:I'm going to tell you this story. He flew out to Phelan and fell in love.
D.K. :What Fell in love Okay.
TREE:Bessie, do not sit on this Beyonce's internet and lie, bessie, don't lie. You wasn't in love. No, this man lying on Bessie. Why is you lying on Beyonce? How you figure?
D.K. :I was not in love. I ain't busted nothing. I was not. No, what was it Love? Did I have love for her? Yes, was I, was not.
TREE:No, did I have love for her? Yes, was I in love? No, don't listen to him. He lying, he lying now. She gave you that gotcha.
D.K. :No, that's not enough. That's not enough. Zeros, that's not enough zeros. If she was a soul snatcher then we probably still be together.
TREE:She was on that level. He was in love. Oh my God. He was in love with a felon.
D.K. :I was not Bestie In no way. Shape or fashion.
TREE:Put your right hand up to the Lord. Both of them. No, I said right, put both of them up to the Lord.
D.K. :Get drunk and look, tell her I'm okay with your drunk and love. Never that, never that, never that. I'm never ashamed to admit my feelings. I'm not. I'm never ashamed to admit my feelings, but in love, no, absolutely not, absolutely not. You can All you want, I wasn't in love. Well, lust, he was in lust with the feeling. Yeah.
TREE:Never. All you want Wasn't in love, Was not. He was in lust with the feeling yeah, Never. Oh, he gonna be on love after lockup too.
D.K. :Oh my God, but both the left hand up.
TREE:He didn't raise him up. Y'all Don't put the Lord on this one. You see, he didn't put him up to the Lord.
D.K. :He didn't raise him up. Y'all Don't put the Lord on this one.
TREE:You see, he didn't put him up to the Lord. He didn't want to get struck down the night.
D.K. :Struck down. Here's the thing I wasn't in love.
TREE:How many times?
D.K. :did you get down while she was there, oh we got it in Because he was in love. We got it in. I mean in, I'm talking white liver in.
TREE:Okay, he took it. Look at least y'all getting flewed out to the city. He flew her out the country.
D.K. :It was still a US territory. It was still a US territory.
TREE:It don't matter, it was still a US territory.
D.K. :What's't matter, it was still a US territory. But the thing with it is that, hey, if you're my partner, if you're my partner, what makes you think I'm not going to take you with me someplace?
TREE:If you're my partner. He flew to her house.
D.K. :Yes, exactly Exactly. Do you believe in life after love? Yes, Because here's the thing if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out, you move on.
TREE:Just gotta move on.
D.K. :But you know, when you have, when you have let me see these life partners out here like back in the day, like our grandparents, something like that, and they've been with this one person forever and they lose that person, then that it's like they lost their life because they've been with that person for so long. Life does go on. It does, life goes on.
TREE:So what if? What if she hit you back and want to come back?
D.K. :That ain't happening at all.
TREE:Why.
D.K. :We already know why.
TREE:What if she's like damn, it flew me out again?
D.K. :Wait a minute. How's she going to get in touch with me?
TREE:It's by my phone.
D.K. :Oh yeah, it ain't happening. It ain't happening. I'm a witness. It ain't happening. No, you got one time to screw me One, that's it. No diddy, none, oh okay. No baby oil, no lube, none of that. Would you ever fly someone out again? Yeah, I would, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. But again, it's just like your story of saying we know each other, we've been comfortable, or if we're talking, we already have all that established. Yeah, I would fly them out.
D.K. :We thought about. For one night stand, though, for one night stand, nah, people crazy, people crazy. These days, you don't know what you're getting yourself into.
TREE:I gotta know that person. You'll be no Diddy in for real.
D.K. :You might not find me, so I'm good.
TREE:Well, I'm trying to get fluid out.
D.K. :Oh, you are. I just know some sheets are going to be clad, especially if you say it's first class.
TREE:Oh yeah, it's first class I'm down for power.
D.K. :I have a one-night stand that always sticks around. Let's see, I stay when you let someone know about your whereabouts. Thanks, tree, for having our back. Tree actually has my location, so she knows where I am.
TREE:I know where he could have and keep He'd be out the country.
D.K. :I'd be out the country. The people that's like. That's my eight spoon coons they all have my location.
TREE:Eddie Berry here.
D.K. :Where's my belt? Uh-oh, he's getting the belt, getting the belt on you. I forgot he was listening.
TREE:I'm a man. It's past your bedtime. You're having the wrong conversation tonight. Yep, eddie trick every weekend.
D.K. :Damn Eddie, trick every weekend, oh, every weekend. Every he probably tricking. That that's what it is.
TREE:Y'all is y'all, y'all oh lord who you tricking with tonight. Eddie, keep him a hot $40 in his pocket truck night trick. Eddie, wear that $40. Eddie, wear that $40 anywhere, that $40 button out at the ATM machine. Oh, he does. Oh, lord, I will oh, lord what a trick set nothing wrong with tricking $40. Eddie, that's his nameing $40, eddie, that's his name. Oh Lord, have mercy. $40 Eddie.
D.K. :$40 Eddie $40, eddie, oh my.
TREE:God, eddie wore that $40 out at the ATM. Hilarious $40 ain't going to get you no flying ticket, Eddie. When you flying them on Spirit, you really ain't getting nothing. You ain't clapping nothing on Spirit.
D.K. :Let me explain something to you. You're going to pay some money, paying for Spirit, okay, you got to pay for your seat right. Then you got to pay for your bags. Then you got to pay to drink some water.
TREE:You got to pay for everything on Spirit. He ain't clapping no cheeks with $40. Now that Noel, he ain't. He may be clapping some cheeks in somebody's city, but he ain't clapping no cheeks with no $40.
D.K. :I went roller skating last week. Auntie, I like that name, let's see Uh-oh, uh-oh. Hey, auntie.
TREE:Ty long time no see.
D.K. :Everybody's in the house.
TREE:Yeah Well, I like $40. Eddie too, we're going to start calling you that $40.
D.K. :Eddie, that's his nickname. We're going to get him a shirt. We're going to get him a shirt. I'm going to get him a shirt.
TREE:I'll put it on there so when I come to.
D.K. :Houston, I have it for him.
TREE:So we have learned that Angela been flewed out. Bestie fly holes out. I ain't never been flewed out $40, eddie, he fly everybody out. Oh, what else we learned tonight?
D.K. :That's the E40. Oh my goodness. So, everybody else. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I got one, I got one, I got one. So you fly your person out, right, and it's not the person like you said earlier. It's not the person that you said earlier. So when do you find out how you're going to get your money back? How are you going to get your money back If you flew somebody out and it wasn't him?
TREE:We're going to get it out your ass. We're going to get it straight up out your ass. It's going to go in your ass, or my foot is going to go in your ass, but it's coming out your ass, oh my God.
D.K. :So you're going to get your money back one way or the other?
TREE:huh, one way, or you're going to get shot in the ass. The ass is going to get tampered with. That's how I'm going to get my money back. I'm going to set my $40.
D.K. :Your $40,. You're going to get your $40 back. I got you, you're going to give me my $40 back. Oh my God.
TREE:You better be exactly who you said. I mean, the spices better be right, the throat better be right and you better be right for coming at you.
D.K. :Oh, my God, Hilarious. On that note, I'm going to simmer this show down. You know something? I'm going to give you some final thoughts. Go ahead. What's your final thought? My final thought is Go ahead.
TREE:My final thought is Tree won't be flewed out nowhere, no time no time soon. No time soon no time all these rules y'all gave gave me. They talk about a murder scene and fruit punch and it's too many rules to be in fluid out. I thought maybe if you go to somebody's city you have fun, you bring your ass home. I didn't know it was all these rules to being flewed out.
D.K. :She talking about? She ain't never know. She was just naive to the fact, that's all.
TREE:I was not naive to the fact. Of what flewed out meant.
D.K. :Listen, then you ain't reading the room, and the room is very, very broad. You could be flown out by a friend, and that is true. You could be flown out by a friend. Yeah, that's true.
TREE:I ain't got no friends, that is true. My only friend that fly me out is Bestie, and he don't never hook me up when he fly me out with nobody.
D.K. :Oh my God, oh my God, I always hear that. Ain't I? Yeah, it is true, I fly myself out. At this point I don't blame you. At least you know when you fly yourself out there ain't no expectation.
TREE:We can go fly somewhere together. Yeah, ain't no expectation, we can go fly somewhere together. There ain't no expectation. My pocketbook closed, so I ain't got to open my pocketbook downstairs, it ain't closed.
D.K. :Again again, it's the most expectation these days. But again, if you fly yourself out, there's no expectation Guess what. You can go and thot yourself out when you get there.
TREE:Why do you want to thot yourself? Why do you use thot? Hmm, all the words in the vocabulary. Why do you use thot? Why not? What's wrong with you? Why I'm going to fly myself somewhere and thot me out. Why not?
D.K. :That's a waste of my money.
TREE:You might want those pipes clean. I might want to let somebody fluid me out then.
D.K. :Oh God. So it's better to get flowing out than you go do something. Hell yeah.
TREE:I got to spend my money and got to do it myself.
D.K. :Oh, you want their money to do it.
TREE:Yeah, if the expectations is being slotted out, you might as well let them pay for it. That's why I'm not going to pay for it to get slotted out.
D.K. :You never know. You just may be feeling froggy that day.
TREE:I'm scared of frogs, so I ain't never feel froggy.
D.K. :Oh my God, oh my God.
TREE:If I'm going to get slutted out, somebody's going to pay for me to be slutted out. Okay, fair enough.
D.K. :Fair enough, fair enough.
TREE:First, class right First class.
D.K. :First class, right, first class, first class is guaranteed, huh.
TREE:First class is guaranteed coaching. We're going to see when we get there. We're going to see how much fun I have when I get there.
D.K. :It's all right, oh God.
TREE:And if it's an hour, we're really going to wait.
D.K. :Go get your groove back. Meet Dexter. Yeah, dexter swinging his Roll, one of those Bob Molly ones up.
TREE:Well, I can honestly say that you are educating me tonight on being flewed out, and I know to stay my black tail home. Oh really, because would you feel bad as a man if a woman flew you out? We already talked about that. He don't care, he'll fight.
D.K. :With a capital T, since you're giving it to me. With a capital T, since you're giving it to me.
TREE:You say, like TJ we already talked about that he already said that he'll let a woman fly him out and slut him out. He already said that.
D.K. :Oh yeah, you late to the point. Been there, done that, see he been there done that Been there done that. Hey, everyone's done something. Everyone's done something. All right, ladies and gents, we appreciate you. Let me see that shit might hurt my pride.
TREE:For real. You just better pull the boxes down. That's your only goal. Come equipped, come equipped. I got them, I got them. Hey, here you go, there you go, come equipped.
D.K. :I got them, I got them.
TREE:Hey, here you go, there you go, right there, yep, that's it, and if you don't want, bring a paper bag.
D.K. :That's it. Bring a paper bag, baby. It's all good.
TREE:And if you ain't supposed to be there, bring a paper bag too, no, paper, no case.
D.K. :So, all right, we're going to wind this show down. We appreciate each and every last one Of you that came on. We love it. Hey, we all here for it. I'm here for it too. I'm just here for the comments, truthfully, because y'all never disappoint me. Tree gave her final thoughts. My final thoughts is this Anything you do, just be safe in doing it. That's it. Next episode is next Wednesday. We do this on Wednesday, 8 o'clock 8 o'clock Eastern, 7 o'clock Central, because it's a different time zone to me. Yeah, but she was late tonight. I was on time.
TREE:I done worked with the school. I done worked with the school and I's on her. I was on time, baby, I was on time. I done worked on it with the school. I done worked it with the school and I got on the podcast by 8 o'clock.
D.K. :It's her fault. But yeah, we will definitely be here. Next week We'll have another topic. We put it out on the page what the topic will be, so and again we take suggestions. We take suggestions, anything. You want to talk about two things. We don't talk about Religion and politics. We don't talk about that here. So I don't care what your religion is and I don't care who you're voting for. That's your Business, but we don't talk about it here.
TREE:So let's see. Angela, when you Fly me out oh man, I gotta wait for this. We gotta open the show back up now we gotta Open the show back up.
D.K. :Got to open the show back up Now. We got to open the show back up. Yeah, yeah.
TREE:We got to open the show back up, Angela, hold on. You got to get on your microphone, bestie, and call it out.
D.K. :Oh yeah, let me put the comment back on the screen.
TREE:Angela, when are you flying $40 Eddie out?
D.K. :Yeah, did she leave? I think she left. Oh, we had to catch her.
TREE:Yeah, we need to know. Uh-oh Damon, Uh-oh Okay, we got one for you, Damon Damon, when you flying her out.
D.K. :We in the same state.
TREE:Well, he got to take you out the country Like he did the felon. He got to do country Like he did the felon. He got to do you better than he did the felon.
D.K. :Oh, my God.
TREE:He got to take you out the country.
D.K. :Oh, out the country, yeah.
TREE:She said you over, don't wait on it, sis.
D.K. :You say don't wait on it.
TREE:Don't wait on it, hilar, you say don't wait on it, don't wait on it.
D.K. :Hilarious.
TREE:You got to be a felon. You been to prison before. If you ain't got no background, he not interested, sis.
D.K. :Yeah, you got to do triple double life.
TREE:You got to be in the staff to kill somebody.
D.K. :Oh, my God.
TREE:You ain't got three strikes. I want you Hold on, hold on. Why you telling me that that's my best thing? I can't, hey, listen.
D.K. :It is what it is. I ain't got nothing to hide, you ain't got no business, I ain't got nothing to hide, it's time I know what you're talking about. I don't care, so it is what it is. But again, we appreciate each and every last one of you getting out of here and I got an early morning, so I definitely got to get out of here, but hey, we'll see you real soon, peace.
TREE:See y'all later.
