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Shocking Surprises: Eagles' Triumphs, Commanders' Stunner, and Ravens' Offensive Woes Explored
Discover the exhilarating highs and unexpected lows of Week 8 in football, where every play mattered and surprises were just around the corner. Could the decision to call a wildcat formation have cost a team its victory? We unpack the thrilling victories of the Eagles and Detroit, alongside the jaw-dropping upset as the Commanders clinch a last-minute win over the Bears. Amidst these dramatic games, we tackle the sobering news of Stephon Diggs' season-ending injury and scrutinize the questionable play-calling decisions. This episode promises to shed light on the strategic shifts necessary to bolster teams' defenses and the impact of key players' performances.
Turning a critical eye towards the Baltimore Ravens, we explore the outcry against offensive coordinator Zach Orr following an unexpected loss to the Cleveland Browns. The questionable move away from running plays that could have leveraged Derrick Henry's powerful skill set is under the spotlight, raising eyebrows and frustration among fans. Moreover, we dissect the ripple effects of the Ravens' underperforming receivers and how their struggles hinder potential play-action strategies. Join us as we navigate the turbulent waters of coaching decisions, player frustrations, and the hard-hitting realities of football's most electrifying week.
The power of the sun. The power of the sun, the All right, your dynamic duel. We are here. We in the house, we say we're going to come here, even though all that stuff doesn't happen in week eight. Week eight is came and it is gone. It's your dynamic duel. Dk, tj DK and Tree Podcast Full effect. Hey, where y'all at, come on in here. I know y'all happy and just waiting, so just come on in here. But I didn't do the wrap-up last night so I got to get a chance to do the wrap-up. Burp May was tight, let me do the wrap-up then we're going straight to the show Ha up, and we're going straight to the show.
Speaker 2:Ha, we was down with the Browns, huh.
Speaker 1:We went down to the Browns 29-24. Cards beat the Dolphins 28-27. Eagles put a shellacking on the Bengals. 37-17. Jets lost to the Pats you know I love when Uncle Aaron is just upset. 22-25. Oh, this was an ass-whipping. Detroit beat the billion-dollar team 52-14. That's what that was. Chargers put a shellacking on the Saints 26-8. Chiefs pulled out another one, ah, 27-20. 49ers they do what they always do against the Cowboys Beat them 30-24. Vikes lost to the rams and they boy. They came on puka nakua and it was back coach texans. Texans beat that with 23. 20 falcons took down the bucks, which we kind of figured that was going to happen anyway because of all the injuries they had. So 31-26. The Packers beat the Jags 30-27. Bill shellacking over the Seahawks 31-10. Oh, and the Miracle, hail Mary. The Commanders pulled it out over the Bears 18-15.
Speaker 1:Broncos 28-14 over the Panthers and, last but not least, because Tish is in here, steelers beat the Giants 26-18. That's the wrap up. Let's go to the podcast.
Speaker 2:Wow what a week? What a week, what a week injuries.
Speaker 1:Prayers to Stephon Diggs. He's out for the season. You know, it was just a wild week. It was a wild week and speaking of wild, I'm going to start off with me. First, let's get the loser out of the way, and then we can go to the winners. We'll come over to you next. Let's get the losers out of the way.
Speaker 2:I'm so glad I got my blanket on nice and cozy for this one Nice and cozy.
Speaker 1:For this one I am. Let's just start. You fourth and one. Let's start with play calling. Let's start there. You're fourth and one and you're going to put Derek Henry in a wildcat. That's something you do when we turn the fur off.
Speaker 1:Someone Just say, hey, now you took Lamar out of the game, you 4-1, and you put him in a wildcat. Everybody knows he's going to get the ball. So what do you think they're going to do? Rush to him, momentum killer, right, sure, how about? Nobody can't catch the ball? Let's talk now.
Speaker 1:Remember, you said this a couple weeks ago Lamar missed a day on that one. Okay, he should have put that on him because that was a touchdown. Right, let's talk about that. That's good. Bateman can't catch past. Save your life. Hey, the sun was in my eyes.
Speaker 1:Let's go with that Play calling, not catching a ball. Let's go on the defensive side. Oh, yeah, let's go. Y'all can't catch balls, neither, huh, y'all could have had some clear interceptions that would have changed the momentum of the game. Couldn't catch, remember, I ain't a fan of Zach Orr. His play calling is horrible. It seems like the defense ain't communicating at all. It's atrocious, this play calling. That was this week. So EDC said okay, you can't catch the ball, let me go get another receiver, somebody that can catch the ball. Let me go get another receiver, somebody that can catch the ball.
Speaker 1:Now I was listening to Bobby Baltimore earlier and he was talking about Johnson, right, so he was just saying how Johnson hasn't had the best quarterbacks, right, because remember, he was in Pittsburgh. Right, that's right. But he said look who was throwing to him, right, yep, mason Rudolph. Who was he ever? Kenny Pickett. Kenny Pickett, yeah, he was Kenny Pickett, all of them. He said that's who they were throwing, that's who was throwing to him. He really didn't have any. He said then he had Andy Dalton. Then he said he had what's the other quarterback Bryce Young.
Speaker 1:Right? He said now he's coming to a reputable quarterback, right? I'm still like, okay, so when are we going to fire Zach Orr? Okay, you're getting some more depth on that receiver room, somebody can spot, fine, but when are we going to fire him? Because that plan to play Colin will not get us anywhere. That's gonna get us a whole bunch of losses. They moved completely away from their identity. Run the damn ball, run the damn ball, run the ball. Let me just go to a play that just really made it interesting. If you get a neck injury from getting an elbow from Derrick Henry, that's a problem. Who wants to hit that guy? I think remember the last show I said. I think two shows ago I said I would try to take.
Speaker 2:Nah, not now, oh oh See what happens when you listen to your wives. Cancel All that back?
Speaker 1:Yes, I'm glad you did. Oh, oh, see what happens when you listen to your wise counsel. All that back, yes, I'm glad you did. Good for you, because he hit that guy and they caught that guy off the field with his elbow. Mm-hmm, that's right, that's scary. So if you know you have a monster a monster, he's a monster Run the damn ball At him. Run it at him, correct, because they're going to get out of his way now Like, oh man, he didn't hurt that dude.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it was just bad, let's go. We're getting down to the stretch, right? Mm-hmm, kyle Hamilton, money, kyle, money, kyle, money, money, cow, money, cow, money. Right, butterfingers mcbob could have ended that game. Play calling was bad, defense is bad. All trash, everything's just trash. That whole game was trash. I don't even know how we put up 24 points. That whole game was trash. But it's over, it's done. Work needs to be done and we just got to move forward. Do I like to trade? Yeah, we got a bigger body receiver in there. Maybe some more sure hands. Let's see how it goes. We got Denver coming to town, so we got Denver coming in, so let's go. You know who I haven't seen in here yet? Mr Callaway off of X because he's up in Cleveland.
Speaker 2:I thought he would be here today.
Speaker 1:I just knew he would be in here today. Oh my God. I just said that. Yeah, I just knew he would be in here today because he said he was ready to go off the 480 bridge up there. Unbelievable, Dealing with Cleveland. But I give you the floor.
Speaker 2:You can go for it, you know that has to be the calmest rant of a favorite team's loss I've ever heard. Through this one year that I could hear out of that has got to be the most impressive, most peaceful rant I've ever heard.
Speaker 1:But you know what? I'll let everybody else do all that. No, I'm calm.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, I, I'm gonna be a part of everybody else, because provision number one what did I just see on sunday? Number one okay, now I recall a certain two individuals having a conversation about the cleveland browns just last week, about how inept they are offensively and how they cannot move the ball past the 50 yard line. That's how bad of an offense they are. We already knew that. Okay, then dashawn gets hurt and I have said it on my rankings roundtable show that's on every Wednesday on Team MBS Media. I said this, I said this last week, I said it. I do not mind the crowd booing Deshaun Watson off the field. I do not. I said it before. I'll say it again. Do not care, do not mind. If it happened again, I would have the whole fan base go fill up the entire cleveland brown stadium and boo him. Okay, that's literally what should have happened. I'm glad it did. Okay, now that I got that out. The way famous Jameis starts for the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 1:Wait a minute. What's his name? Whatever his name is, what.
Speaker 2:Call in the plays.
Speaker 2:No no, he gave up play calling because and you know what I said I feel bad for him last week. I still feel bad for him this week because he gave up play calling, the one thing he's very good at, the one thing that got him the job. He gave it up because he thought that it was him. You ever have one of those relationships where it goes to an end and you're like you have that that one person that says it's not you, it's me. Well, kevin Stefanski thought that you know, maybe it's not Deshaun.
Speaker 2:Watson, maybe it's me, maybe I should give up the play calling. And he gave it up and the Cleveland Browns had 29 points the following week, if that's not the definition of just complete chaos in Cleveland. I don't know what does Now. I've had a lot of people who are ecstatic that the win happened because it does give shades of last year, where you know Deshaun Watson plays terribly at quarterback. The next thing, you know, cleveland goes on a run. They mess around and get in the playoffs. That's definitely not happening this year.
Speaker 1:Oh, not this year.
Speaker 2:They're too far in the hole, However, to see Jameis Winston play like that in the manner that he did. He did not, if I'm not mistaken, I don't think he threw a pick that game. He went that entire game and did not give the game away. He almost did that Kyle Hampton interception, but he dropped it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, here's the thing. It should have been four interceptions in that game. I agree Couldn't catch to save their life. To save their life I said throw it all away, throw it all away, and even all the way at the end still had a chance, still had a chance, still had a chance, but it ended. A chance, still had a chance, still had a chance, but it ended the way it ended. But we talked about that whole Flacco thing. They gave up Flacco and Flacco went to Indy. They should have kept Flacco there.
Speaker 2:Oh, and breaking news Guess who's starting for the Indianapolis Colts this week instead of Anthony Richardson? Joe, fucking Flacco, flacco. Okay, so I literally watched that entire game and was watching it in the lens of Damon here. Okay, I purposely left him alone after the game was over because I knew that it was fucking him up mentally up here. I knew it was bothering him the way.
Speaker 1:It really didn't. It didn't, and here's the reason why.
Speaker 2:It's because it didn't.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you why. When I started selling all these egregious play calling, I said we're going to lose the damn game, Lose the game Fair, fair, fair.
Speaker 2:However, I do recall a certain someone saying that the coordinator, zach Orr, would need to be fired if the Cleveland Browns score over 19 points. I believe it was. They ain't scored that all season, correct?
Speaker 1:And they dropped 29. And I'm still standing by it. I'm still standing by it. Hey remember when Pittsburgh was on that whole rant of getting Canada out of there? Yes, okay, I'm on this rant and the whole fan base is due Get Zach or ass out of there. Yes, okay, I'm on this round of getting and the whole fan base is due Get Zach or ass out of there. But you see, if he do go, harbaugh needs to go too.
Speaker 2:Oh, so just clean the house, yeah At five and three just clean house.
Speaker 1:Interesting. Yeah, yes, why. Look at these play calls? Look at these play calls. Look at these play calls. Look at these play calls. Look at these play calls. Why in the hell would you call a play like that? Why would you call any plays like that? They went away from running the ball. They did, they did, they went completely away from it. Henry only had what?
Speaker 2:12, 13 carries yeah, it wasn't a lot.
Speaker 1:It wasn't as much as he usually gets.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you that much Because, remember, you keep feeding the ball. Eventually he's going to break through one of them. He's going to break through, like when he did he went to the left side, but when he went on that right side, that's when he put old boy out the game, right, Eventually he's going to break through. So why go away from it? And one of the commentators said in the game he says you know, he said I don't think the coordinator has faith that the Ravens can get through their defense. That's why he's gone away from the running game.
Speaker 2:Maybe why Maybe that's what it was.
Speaker 1:Beat them up. You got a big line, beat them up. I don't know man.
Speaker 2:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I don't get paid the big bucks for that deal. I don't get paid the big bucks for that deal.
Speaker 2:I just I don't really know what to say. I thought, you know, I thought the way Baltimore was playing leading up to Sunday, that it was going to be Derrick Henry just steamrolling the front seven, a front seven that had a hard time stopping the run.
Speaker 1:You and me both. You see, and it was playing to what the narrative was they're worried about Henry, they're worried about him. So now, keep feeding them. Right Now you can hit them with a play action, because they're coming up to try to stop him, right, but wait, wait, I'm sorry, the receivers couldn't catch the ball, it wouldn't have mattered anyway. Huh yeah.
Speaker 2:I will. I will put the glasses back on, because I think we should hold a funeral for Rashad Bateman's hands today. I think we all should have a moment of silence for the many times he's dropped the football from Lamar Jackson, and I think we should just have a moment of silence for the Baltimore Ravens, because I would have never thought even if it's a division game, with the way Cleveland was playing leading up to Sunday, that they would lose this game. And I just have to have a moment of silence. I have to have the shades on because I, I feel bad. I, I genuinely do.
Speaker 1:I I feel like bateman doesn't deserve to have hands anymore I I feel like I don't feel bad for him at all okay, well, I'm pretty sure kyle ham Hamilton has not returned to practice because of his drop pick.
Speaker 2:Okay, I don't know if he's ever left the household since that play Kind of don't blame him Because he knew he could have ended the game.
Speaker 1:Yes, he knew it, he knew he could have ended the game.
Speaker 2:Yes, so we're having a funeral service for Kyle Hamilton, hamilton, rashad bateman, I, I think all the receivers that dropped the ball, how about?
Speaker 1:everybody that that dropped a drop. They put their hands on the ball, every last one of them. Who was it? Williams, um yes. Who else?
Speaker 2:um it was a couple of zay drop one on the hand. Yeah, I mean just a moment of silence.
Speaker 2:And you know what Lamar missed some throws on Sunday as well he did, and I've been the main one telling everybody that, as much as we love Lamar Jackson, we appreciate how dynamic and electric he is. If he's going to miss these wide-open throws it's going to get ugly and sure enough they don't have the greatest record when he's throwing the ball 38 times. I hate to put him in the same conversation as Dak because he's not in the same realm, but the Ravens' victories don't typically come off of Lamar Jackson throwing the ball 35-plus times. It just doesn't happen. Typically. They run the ball down your throats often and they gain as much yards as possible. Next thing you know they're in the end zone. They win time possession. The list goes on and on, cleveland beat y'all in time possession.
Speaker 1:That never happens Again. If they would have ran the damn ball, it would have probably been a different story. Agreed, marvin, haven't seen you in a while. Welcome back. He is exactly right with this comment, man. That defense couldn't stop. A paper bag, that's true. A cardboard box?
Speaker 2:nothing, that's true. But we, we kind of already knew this about the defense. Oh yeah, we knew we. I've been, I've been, I've been trolling, I've been factual, I've been honest, I've been hilarious, I've been delious I've been the whole nine about how bad this past defense is. I've been talking about it for all year, all year, okay, it hasn't changed.
Speaker 1:Who go, zach, or needs go? You know who? I would love to come in here. Who's that Belichick?
Speaker 2:Wow, you know he's going to ultimately want wanna take that head coaching job mhm is that what you want? The adversary for 20 years, you want that being the head coach of your team he won 7 Super Bowls, didn't he? He sure the hell did he sure the hell did ok then.
Speaker 1:Then he has a formula. He has a formula. Okay, he has a formula. Hey, at this point I'll take Braybel.
Speaker 2:Braybel's not a bad idea. Braybel's not a bad idea.
Speaker 1:But Zach needs to go. I was about to say y'all don't make midseason changes.
Speaker 2:Anyway, y'all not the Panthers. Y'all don't make mid-season changes anyway, y'all not the Panthers, or you know, y'all not like the trying to think of the team.
Speaker 1:Leslie Frazier is available. Yeah, I don't know, we got people available. Sure, got to go, man Got to go, got to go, he got to go, you got to go, he got to go, he has to go.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I will say this, though I think that it's also important to note that the defense from last year did have some different faces in some very high places, okay, in some very key spots. Now, I know you know we're not talking about him as much today because he's playing for the Cincinnati Bengals, but Geno Stone last year, if I'm not mistaken, was leading the league in interceptions from the safety spot. Okay, no joke, all right, you had corners all over the place strapping things up. You had linebackers who was covering from sideline to sideline and was going after the quarterback at will, outside of Roquan Smith who was going after the quarterbacks today? Who was covering these tight ends today?
Speaker 1:Not a whole lot of them.
Speaker 2:So I think it's important to know that this is not the same defense from last year that was putting up daunting numbers all year long. This is not the same defense. Add some different names added to it and we get that. But to be this bad as a passing defense, it's something totally different. Yeah, it's terrible. It's something totally different, and teams are starting to pick them apart and the longer that this goes on for it might end up costing y'all come play all time.
Speaker 1:Could, if it doesn't change, I don't know, nah, we was a lot better last year, a lot better Like they were middle in the pack last year with pass defense. They were middle of the pack.
Speaker 2:They wasn't, you know. I mean, that was that.
Speaker 1:But who the hell is going to outscore the Lions.
Speaker 2:Man look.
Speaker 1:We going to get to Detroit in a minute. We going to get to Detroit in a minute.
Speaker 2:I gonna get to Detroit in a minute. I don't even know where to start on that one. That was just unbelievable.
Speaker 1:But I mean yeah, like.
Speaker 2:I said, even your front seven has some changes. You know your linebacker in court. Say what you want about Patrick Queen. I know we've been, you know, kind of putting him to bed all year long and rightfully so we're going to be doing in Pittsburgh. But I'm pretty sure y'all can use Patrick Queen today. I'm pretty sure y'all can use Patrick Queen to to pair him with Roquan. Y'all use him Because the linebackers outside of Roquan is Terrible.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not good. It's not good. You see, I'm weighing 20, right, absolutely. And Ed Reed had came on and said this is horrible. This is an embarrassment to us. I haven't heard what Ray said yet, but this is an embarrassment to us. Oh yeah, I haven't heard what Ray said yet, but this is an embarrassment. Young Stevie Wonder knows his football.
Speaker 2:You, you are absolutely right, and for that, and for that alone, I think, instead of me holding a funeral, I will act like the rest every once in a blue moon and be blind, the same way that young Stevie Wonder would be.
Speaker 1:Especially in a Chiefs game. Sorry.
Speaker 2:Hey look.
Speaker 1:I'm just following doctor's orders here.
Speaker 1:I'm just following doctor's orders here Terrible, terrible performance, terrible. It's over Done with. Terrible performance, terrible, it's over Done with. Let's move to Denver. So that's how I look at it. Let's move to Denver. Okay, because I was like that was just a terrible performance, terrible. And you know, I call it like it is. I ain't gonna make no excuses for him. I ain't making no excuses. That was a horrible game, horrible. Now, if they bomb the denver like that, I mean it's coaching, it's coaching if they bomb the denver like that. So we'll see, that's true, but that's true, we'll see. But you know, true, but that's true, we'll see. But you know something, I'm going to take it to a winner side. You go ahead and talk about your game with the Bengals.
Speaker 2:Hey, you know what? It's okay, I am going to bring the light to the show. I feel like we started off with a funeral. Let's start with a celebration, if you will, for a team that has beaten a team in the AFC North, a thing that I should have bet on at the beginning of this year you should have, because Cleveland let us down right at the beginning of the season.
Speaker 1:At the beginning.
Speaker 2:I knew it. I should have went for the house. I should have went for the cars. I should have went for everything that you own for me to bet on that. I should have, and I didn't because I was scared. Shame on me. Lesson learned Never do that again. Now I want to address this comment real fast. I have a question for you. Why do you think there aren't more left-handed quarterbacks in the league? Ooh Well, Chris, Chris, I mean it's simple. There's a lot more people in the world that are right-handed. I mean, it could just be as simple as that. I think when you find out the guys who are left-handed, they're kind of like, eh, kind of a little inaccurate.
Speaker 1:We do have. If the ball spins the wrong way, easy that is also true. Because, wait, your lefty in the league right now is Tua.
Speaker 2:That's right. That's your lefty in the league. Now, tua is a little bit different story because of the fact that he's, like you know, 5'4" and only can see only the tight end barely with his passes. But outside of Tua, that's really about it. There's a lot of right-handers in the league and there's a lot of right-handers in this league and there's a lot of right-handers in this world. That's kind of what it boils down to. Uh, I mean, I think it's just as simple as that.
Speaker 1:Look at the draw. Okay, I got to draw. So, I mean, we have Michael, we have.
Speaker 2:Michael Penix, who's a backup for the Falcons. He's a a lefty, but we'll have to see if he even gets playing time come next year, to be honest with you, or this year for that matter. But I mean, look, just to go back to it. This is another team in the NFC East that beat a team in the AFC North.
Speaker 2:Yes, oh yes, I just want to put that out there and I am going to take these shades off for a moment of straight happiness for my lovely philadelphia eagles. See, it's one thing to win okay, we we've had wins against the cleveland browns where we struggled offensively. We we had games against the Giants where we had a blowout, but it's still the Giants, so don't really kind of give that a thing, to be honest with you. But the Bengals, the low-key surging Bengals, we played them on the road. Sometimes you have a hard time against teams on the road, which they changed their hard time against teams that on the road which they change their end zone color, oh, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:And to win that game. 37 with 37 points on the board brought tears to my eyes.
Speaker 1:It also that defense was trash too. Look it, it really did it, it.
Speaker 2:It brought tears to my eyes to see Saquon Barkley get 100 yards, as he did yet again. It was, it was. It was tears to my eyes to see Jalen Hurts go 16 for 20 and not turn the ball over it. It was pleasing to my eyes to see a defense who got an interception. It was pleasing to my eyes, it really was, to see a team who played complimentary football for the most of this game and I got to say, man, it was awesome, it was a treat, it brought me so much joy. And you know what? I couldn't really celebrate it. You know, because you know, I know that my co-host here, damon, he was going through a rough time dealing with the Browns loss. You know, I know it was rough, so we didn't celebrate it together.
Speaker 1:I was not going through a rough time. We lost, we lost. Plain and simple. Whenever I say we lost, I always say we lost, we lost. I never make excuses for them, never. I'm not saying you should, I wore 20 because that was an embarrassment to this.
Speaker 2:I'm not saying you should, but today, on today, as we come across week nine, I am grateful I am covered in Eagles cloth today because of how well they played on Sunday and I am so, very much, so encouraged, so much encouraged, of how they played and I got to say man, it's a blessing, it really is.
Speaker 2:I'm feeling good today I'm feeling good. Today the Cowboys lost, I don't care what the score was, they lost big time after them leading in the first half Typical Cowboys stuff. You know. The Giants lost last night. You know to see all these teams, except for the one team that we needed to lose, which was the Commanders, and we will get to them in a second, for us to be on the winning side and to be on a winning streak, might I add it feels great.
Speaker 2:It feels good, I'm breathing good. You know, no asthma in sight.
Speaker 2:There's none of that it feels like I've been outside all day. You know it feels like I haven't touched the controller all day. As you can see I have, so it's too late for me, but it feels great. Sunshine is one of the best feelings in the world. Look, you got to understand my pain. I want Nick Sirianni fired. He's still not fired yet. We still haven't scored a single point in the first quarter. So to have to not score a single point in the first quarter and still drop 37? Today I'm feeling green baby.
Speaker 1:I'm feeling midnight green, he said next green baby.
Speaker 2:I'm feeling midnight green. I am feeling brotherly lovely today. Okay, it's a great place today for me it is. Mentally, emotionally as a fan. It's awesome, it's awesome.
Speaker 1:I got to give them a shot. I got to give them a shot. They won. I'm giving them a shot. They won. It feels great man.
Speaker 2:Usually, I'll look at it from the lens of me doing my job and look, I will say this, the way it started out looked like the Bengals was about to tear the fur off of us, because the many times they had completed the third down conversion, it was brutal, okay. Outside of that first quarter, though, I saw the Eagles defense step up. I saw Jalen Hurts step up. I saw a deep ball to Devontae Smith. I saw Saquon Barkley get 100 yards. It was beautiful man. You had to be there and I wasn't even there. It was awesome man. You had to be there and I wasn't even there. It was awesome man. I can't even get mad. I'm not in disarray today. It feels good. I'm in my pearly whites, I got the white do-rag. I'm feeling holier than now today. This is wonderful. This is wonderful, it feels great Jalen owns the East.
Speaker 1:Uh-oh Well, it has to be seen. They haven't played yet, we haven't played y'all yet it's not. It's not going to be an Eagles show. I got to give them a shot.
Speaker 2:It's not. I just need y'all to understand my pain here. Okay, it's not easy being an Eagles fan. Okay, this entire season, we've been waiting for Nick Sirianni to be fired. He's probably not going to be fired because we're going to find ourselves in the playoffs again, so that'll be another reason for him to stay as a head coach, unfortunately. But all that aside, oh man, to see the players play well for once complimentary football, to see the players play well for once Complementary football that is something I don't traditionally see On the road. Oh man, it feels good. It feels good today.
Speaker 1:I can't even lie.
Speaker 2:It feels great. I feel like I need to drink some Taylorport or something. It's cool, it's cool.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, y'all ain't used to it.
Speaker 2:Look, look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that we didn't have to make a change in the middle of a winning streak, for the sake of a quarterback's feelings, okay, sorry that we don't operate like that in Philadelphia okay, tish, we coming here next, we coming here next.
Speaker 1:We're coming here next.
Speaker 2:I just wanted to put that out there. I'm sorry. We're not like the franchise that y'all are today, where we just get to change quarterbacks whenever you feel like it, because someone wasn't, you know, satisfied. Okay, look, we're good. Five and three Yesport. I might grab me some in a little bit, okay, but with that being said, man, it's good. I could breathe easily today. It feels great.
Speaker 1:And, by the way, let me also say this comment get like us, oh God.
Speaker 2:We are. We have two losses to our name. Tish, don't you start with me. I'm not doing this. I am not doing this.
Speaker 1:How dare you Stop your whining?
Speaker 2:It ain't whining baby.
Speaker 1:Hey, here we go. Are we talking all this right now? But who's going to stop Detroit? That's what I want to know, because that was an ass whipping no one. And I'm waiting to hear they're like, oh, detroit ain't played, nobody. Okay, who's in the NFC going to stop Detroit? I'm just saying got two firsts, a third and golf for Stafford yeah, we got on that. But what I'm saying is that Dan Campbell has a hell. You honestly believe that the 49ers is going to no, not this 49ers team.
Speaker 2:Not this 49ers team, nope.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:No Sorry.
Speaker 1:Detroit, in my opinion, is the most complete team they are. When I saw them, I think it was last week, they ran a play where Goff was running and caught the touchdown pass.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that was a couple weeks ago.
Speaker 1:That's right, yeah, I just Wait, where do you line up offensive linemen at wide receiver man?
Speaker 2:man, look seriously. I saw this stat today and I looked at it and I glanced at it and didn't think it was a real thing. Did you know that the last five games that the Detroit Lions have played, they have had 24 offensive touchdowns to just 19 incompletions? The last five games, 24 offensive touchdowns and 19 incompletions. They scored 52 points on Sunday and Jared Goff did not throw over 100 yards. How?
Speaker 1:How I got you. I got you. If you blinked, Detroit scored a touchdown. If you went to the bathroom and came back, Detroit scored a touchdown. If you went to the bathroom and came back, Detroit scored another touchdown. If you went and got something to drink and came back, Detroit scored another touchdown. If you left, went to the store and came back, Detroit scored two touchdowns.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Like it was unbelievable. Unbelievable, and they could have scored more. And what did?
Speaker 1:Dan Campbell say in his press conference oh, we looking for championships, they ain't playing. No, dan Campbell is not playing and I'm going to get on remy here for a second. Sure, let's go back to that game which I had detroit last year. If it wasn't for dan campbell going forward on fourth down and not completing and they to kick those field goals, they would have won that game absolutely because that's six points. They would have won that game.
Speaker 2:Absolutely.
Speaker 1:Because that six points they would have won the game Absolutely. They lost. Yeah, they lost. It's in the books 49ers won it. But if Dan Campbell went to gamble and kicked those two field goals, 49ers would have lost that game. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I mean, it was a blowout. Did y'all forget that? It was a blowout last year. Did y'all forget about that? It was a blowout last year. And dan campbell just got, he just went over his skis. But I mean, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. Okay, remy, I wasn't prepared for that comment. I ain't going to lie. You know what? I'm putting the shades back on because it looks like we're going to have to hold another funeral service for Remy's keyboards or keys. Rest in peace to the comfort, the typing yeah, the typing that comes with with his keys today. Um, there, ain't the same. After this comment, I just want to put that out there, because what? But I mean seriously, it's the the way Detroit's playing right now who, who, who's going to stop them?
Speaker 1:Who?
Speaker 2:Like I would like to think that I don't know, I don't know, washington's too young, their defense is questionable. I can't say us, because our defense is kind of questionable.
Speaker 1:No one right now. Atlanta's untrustworthy yeah, can't count on Tampa anymore.
Speaker 2:Can't count on Tampa anymore. Can't count on Tampa anymore.
Speaker 1:I would love to see this. I would definitely love to see that it looks like it's.
Speaker 2:It looks like it has to be yeah, it looks like it has to be.
Speaker 1:They did without GMO too and me and me and TJ, we talked about something and we talked about y'all losing Aiden Hutchinson right.
Speaker 2:Which was huge.
Speaker 1:Which was huge, but they're still beasting right. So we were saying what if a trade came down and they got Miles Garrett? In Detroit, yeah, and they got Miles Garrett in Detroit, yeah, yeah, let me tell you something, craig, I'm not getting him off my show, but let me tell you why Because he's one of these co-hosts on this show. Okay, listen here, craig, just because you have a.
Speaker 2:Hail Mary to your name and because Dan Snyder is no longer an owner of your team, leave us and leave me alone. Okay, I'm here, and I'm here to stay. Damn it. Okay, craig, I just want you to know that and make that very, very clear. I don't care if we go 0-16. Okay, okay, actually I would care. You may not see me for a couple weeks, and it may be a couple weeks. It may get real dark in here real fast, all right, but neither here enough to say I'm here and I'm here to stay. Baby, we'll lose a draw. You know this. That's how this show rolls and that's how we do.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's it, and this is a free platform for anybody to rip their team. So you rip your team. Hey, that Hail Mary was great Right, 17 games now.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, I said 0-16.
Speaker 1:Well, you have to figure like this they get a bye week, so it's still 16. I was about to say it's still 16.
Speaker 2:I would need a bye week and I'm a damn fan If they go 0-16, look, no, no, absolutely not. So we will, we will, we will, and I hope you're here too, by the way, I hope you are here on the Tuesday episode, that is, let me see, let me make sure I take a look. Wait a minute, when are they playing?
Speaker 1:That is. Let me see, Wait a minute when are they playing? I think, I think, if I'm not mistaken, we're in, we're in Washington. Okay, guess who's going to be there? You, me, me, I am. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, oh my God, yeah, let me see 14. No, we're at home. So it's in Philly, it's in Philly, oh, it's in Philly.
Speaker 1:Yep. Oh, there's going to be a fight up there. Oh, you're damn right. You're damn right, but I'm waiting for the conclusion. 14th Let me mark this down right now. 14th yes.
Speaker 2:Yes, craig, you better be here, don't you run away?
Speaker 1:I got you, I got you tagged right here In fact, I'm going to do one better. I'm going to take a picture right here Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Bets, any bets, any bets, any bets, any bets, any bets, any bets, I have to say any bets.
Speaker 2:I don't know. Hey, you know what. I'll do this, I'll do this. Hmm, you know what? Get back to me on that. You get back to me on that. I, I get back to me on that. We'll have to see, I'll come up with something. Craig, don't worry, I got something for you.
Speaker 1:All right, marvin, just let me know where you be at. I'll come see you. But yeah, I'll be there for that one. You know I'll be there for that one.
Speaker 1:I like Washington in that game. Okay, I owe you a bottle. You know where to find me. It's not like I can hide. You know where to find me. Oh my God, hey, angela's back. She got the lemon pepper and the Cajun wings, lemon pepper and the Cajun wings. Okay, he said 100 spot, 100 spot, 100 spot, okay spot, 100 spot. Okay. Okay, I'll do it. It's a bet. It's a bet, I'll do it. It's a bet. 14th Washington Eagles 100 spot.
Speaker 2:What the hell is going on with us doing damn wagers on this show? What?
Speaker 1:is this? What has this come?
Speaker 2:to.
Speaker 1:I'm writing this stuff down.
Speaker 2:Shit, me too.
Speaker 1:Me too, I said I'm gonna go back to Detroit for a second, then I'm gonna jump off. Do you think that Sean Watson, oh, hell, yeah, he done hell, yeah, he done get out of here.
Speaker 2:Deal's a deal. My friend deal's my deal. You got it, you got it, you got it. I wish the game was tomorrow. I wish this game was tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Uh-oh.
Speaker 2:Did you go mute on me?
Speaker 1:Oh boy, Offensive rookie of the year, y'all.
Speaker 2:Really. I mean he's going to get it, but don't bet against him. Okay, all right. All right, we at home. By the way, I just want to put that out there. If we had to go to Washington, that might be a little bit different, but we're at home for that game All right, here we go Division games.
Speaker 1:Division games are always tough, absolutely always tough. So that's that's gonna be. That's gonna be something else um, but no.
Speaker 2:Going back to betroid man, I mean this. This is the most complete team in the entire NFL and I'm not joking Like. I have to look across the NFL and everybody has a question mark. I mean even Detroit. You could say their back end is somewhat of an issue, but outside of the back end, even the back end is not an issue. Who's going?
Speaker 1:to stop them no issue who's? Going to stop him? No one. Who's going to stop him? Seriously? Who's going to stop Detroit? I don't know. You know something If we were even to play Detroit today, it'd be a different damn story. Detroit would wear us out. Yes, Detroit would wear. It'd be a different story.
Speaker 2:And you're saying that with Derrick Henry in your backfield and Lamar Jackson as your quarterback.
Speaker 1:It's crazy, that would be a different story.
Speaker 2:Dan.
Speaker 1:Campbell just schemes things up, yeah.
Speaker 2:What can I say about it? I have no words. I have no words.
Speaker 1:But let's go to Monday Night Football. I got to get them shy since they won Sure, Because you know Tish be waiting Right, Maybe you can score 30 on Detroit and still lose by 17.
Speaker 2:It's the truth, though.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is.
Speaker 2:That's how high-powered their offense is. It's the truth, though. Yeah, it is.
Speaker 1:That's how high-powered their offense is. It's crazy. It is crazy how Dan Campbell has put the whole thing. He said he wants championships. I'm not mad at the guy, right, I'm not mad at the guy.
Speaker 2:Do we really have to cover Monday Night Football? Do we have to?
Speaker 1:No, it's not our offensive coordinator, it's our defensive coordinator. Let's get that straight. That's who it is. Oh boy, injuries may take a toll. We don't know yet. Yeah, injuries take a toll on everybody. Oh, you know what happened on Monday night because you ain't been here all season and you notice. You know our Fairweather fans pop up.
Speaker 2:We love those, don't we?
Speaker 1:He showed up week eight, Week one through seven. Where was he? No way to be found. Tish is a good representation and Dante Right.
Speaker 2:What happened Monday night? Y'all played the New York Giants, and y'all won at home. Congratulations.
Speaker 1:And New York was giving them a fight which surprised me. It ain't surprised me.
Speaker 2:It ain't surprised me, they got a defense.
Speaker 1:That's the one thing you can always count on New York the Giants for having.
Speaker 2:They have a solid defense, they just don't have an offense.
Speaker 1:That's it. But actually Daniel Jones was doing pretty good. You know he was second-guessing his throws. Though I have a new schedule at work. Oh boy, I'm at home at work. Yeah, we do, tj.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, like this is unbelievable. When I was looking at some of those horrendous calls last night they took points off the boards of both touchdowns right One on the Giants, one on the Steelers I said, okay, maybe they're calling it down the middle. Yeah, I guess. As much as I hate Pittsburgh, I have to say Tomlin finds a way to get his team together and play. Yeah, and even with that quarterback change, that kind of pissed off his locker room, yeah, and even with that quarterback change, that kind of pissed off his locker room.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, it could piss you off. It could piss me off, man. Apparently it's different because, let me tell you as much as you could say, it's two New York teams. It was the Jets last week, it's the Giants this week. That running game is pretty legit. Najee Harris is no joke.
Speaker 1:He got another 100 yards again last night.
Speaker 2:And Pickens, and Pickens.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so.
Speaker 2:I mean maybe.
Speaker 1:I think in three weeks we play them. Maybe, russ, you're not sold on Wilson, he's starting to get his groove. He is. Maybe, I think, in three weeks we played him. Maybe, russ, you're not sold on Wilson, he's starting to get his groove, he is man. Now the thing with Pickens when he caught that, they took that touchdown back because he didn't put the other foot down and I kept looking at it.
Speaker 1:I was like wait a minute, his foot didn't go down. His foot didn't go down. Sure enough, he double tapped the right, but never put the left one down.
Speaker 2:Which, by the way, if that happens, there should be a new rule that if you double tap one foot, that should count as two.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, Like that's just If you would have been in college, it would have been counted anyway, because all they do is one foot. That's true.
Speaker 2:I don't know, but yeah, I mean. I don't know. The Steelers are playing Steelers football man, and now they got a quarterback who's willing to throw the deep ball, and you know which is ironic because he would throw a deep ball. But if you ask him to throw the ball five yards away from him, he throws it to the ground.
Speaker 2:I don't understand that, but I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what I'm watching. They're 6-2. They're on top of the AFC North today. Yep, I'm lost for words. I already knew about the defense. Their defense was going to be great regardless, but hey they got the disruptor. Yeah, the disruptor, who, by the way, had a trifecta. He forced a fumble, recovered the fumble.
Speaker 1:Recovered the fumble Come on man. They got the disruptor.
Speaker 2:So I have no words about Pittsburgh Steelers today. They did a change that not a whole lot of people agreed with, including me, and it's working, it's working. I can't get mad at them for something that's working. Usually you say if the glass ain't broke, don't fix it. Well, shit. It ain't break but it's fixed. So I mean I don't know, I don't know what to say today. Y'all playing well 6-2. We'll see how long it lasts, but I don't know.
Speaker 1:They can very well cruise the rest of the season if they really want to. They're going to buy a week next week anyway, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying, though. The rest of this year they can just cruise honestly. They can go, they can have five wins the rest of the way and be totally fine. It's still a 10 win game, a 10 win season. They could mess around still getting the playoffs. It's still possible the thing.
Speaker 1:The thing is, when we get to december that's going to decide. Because, again, if you look at the whole afc north schedule in december, they got them playing three games within like a 14-day period, correct, correct, which no other team in the NFL has that schedule.
Speaker 2:Houston does. I just looked that up yesterday and I'm like really in.
Speaker 1:December, the whole AFC North and remember they still gotta play the Texans, we still gotta play, and that's, that's everybody in afc north still gotta play texas. They still gotta play all those other teams, yes, still gotta play us yep, which, oh, by the way, lately.
Speaker 2:Um, the steelers haven't done a pretty good job of beating us. Just want to put that out there.
Speaker 1:So are you putting it out there?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, for those who know, they know, and for those who don't, they'll find out. You know the little chart, fuck around and find out. Yeah, it might be one of those cases, I don't know. But yeah, you know, still have a lot of teams, so I don't know.
Speaker 1:I know they haven't played the conference game yet.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Not one.
Speaker 2:We'll have to see. We'll have to see. I like what I'm seeing, though, and Mike Tomlin shit, Yet again might have to be in the conversation for Coach of the Year. I feel like I've been sounding like a broken record the last five years of me talking about Mike Tomlin Everybody wants to talk about Mike Tomlin being fired, and years of me talking about Mike Tomlin Everybody wants to talk about Mike Tomlin being fired. Mike Tomlin, this Mike Tomlin that.
Speaker 1:Yet every single year it was Matt Canada. First. It all started with Matt Canada.
Speaker 2:Of course, but every time the Steelers lose, that's the first thing Steelers fans want to do. They want to get rid of Tomlin Tomlin, this Tomlin, that, this, that and the third. But every year I come back to hell. He might win coach of the year.
Speaker 1:If it doesn't be Dan Campbell.
Speaker 2:Damn, Dan Campbell hasn't won it yet. Yep, it's his Never mind.
Speaker 1:Dan Campbell.
Speaker 2:Yep, that's his yeah, that's his yeah, that's it. That's all she wrote on that one yeah.
Speaker 1:I didn't even think about that. I thought he won it last year.
Speaker 2:I honestly thought he won it last year. But yeah, coach of the year, dan Campbell baby. But Mike Tomlin's doing, mike Tomlin's doing his thing man Defense playing well, offense stepping up, running games playing astounding yeah watch the whole game.
Speaker 1:It's just. I was surprised the Giants had success. I wasn't because you can't trust old boy Daniel Jones. You can't trust him. No, you can't trust him. No, you can't trust him at all. But he made some nice throws, he did, and they're running game which I didn't think somebody could really run on the Steelers man.
Speaker 2:Man, whoa, I didn't even think about that. I know I just talked about the defense, but their backup Isn't their backup running back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, singletary is out 125 yards running.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was something, but it's still the Steelers defense man. I ain't even.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I have nothing to say.
Speaker 1:It's a big thing to give him a forearm and put somebody out on a cart.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I have nothing to say, man, I really don't. I have nothing to say.
Speaker 1:Listen, listen. The rest of these games. Okay, let me go to Miami.
Speaker 2:Miami Do we go to?
Speaker 1:Miami, miami. Do we have to? Why? I just want to go for a second. Sure, I just want to go for a second. Do I agree with Tua coming back? No, I don't. I don't, because he is one shot away from a retirement One.
Speaker 2:If not worse. Yeah yeah, one shot away from a retirement, but One If not worse.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. One shot away from a retirement. But for him to come back and they scored 27 points, getting into pretty much a shootout with Kyle Murray, was impressive. I had to give him that. I have to give him that. But I am truly concerned Because all it takes is one shot.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And he's gone. He's gone, but, like I said, for them to put out a shootout, does that offense really revolve around him? Because for him to come back, look what's happening.
Speaker 2:Even though they all? Yeah, it looks like a brand new team again, don't it?
Speaker 1:Yes, because they was nothing without him being on that field. He comes back like, oh, it's like I never left.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, that's the thing you know, and that's why I think a lot of people today are wondering if Michael Daniels really that good of a head coach or if he's just really overrated. Because, you know, usually we lauded him for so long about him being such a mastermind in offensive play calling. But sometimes you have to be a coach too, even with the guys that you have available to you.
Speaker 2:And with the guys that he had available to him at quarterback, he could not get the job done, so much so that it has now costed them their season. And two things could be right at the same time Mike McDaniel is overrated and they need someone to run their offense. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know now, now do I think it's sustainable? No, I don't like. I think miami's front office today needs to have a serious conversation about two and going forward. Like I know, y'all just paid them that contract extension let me give you this good severance package.
Speaker 1:Go retire.
Speaker 2:Yeah, seriously, I know y'all just paid him.
Speaker 1:Go retire. I know y'all just paid him Pay his contract out here, Go retire. Seriously, I'm telling you, if he gets hurt to the point that ain't no coming back from it. Now everybody wants to sue NFL will be like no, we ain't going for that.
Speaker 2:Well, like I said last week, I'll say it again If they think about suing, we already know what the end result is going to be. The NFL will win, because they have been the main ones advocating for Tua to stop playing. Ultimately, that's what all the concussion protocols have always shown. That's why he's been out as long as he was Right. The NFL did its part. There's only so much you can do until the inevitable happens. And when the inevitable happens, they will win that lawsuit. If it does go there, I they will win that lawsuit If it does go there. I hope it doesn't, but if it does go there, that will be the end result and it should not be a shock to no one, because we saw this coming. We saw this coming. I said it last week, I'll say it again we saw this shit coming. It should not be a surprise.
Speaker 1:Okay, you know we got to do our free press, right? Sure, yeah, I mean, we got to do our free press because they're still undefeated. We got to give this press to the Chiefs because they're still undefeated. It's been 308 days since the Chiefs lost, and you know who they lost to who? Vegas, mm-hmm, that's the last time they lost, and you know who they lost to who Vegas. That's the last time they lost. Yep, that's the last time they lost, it was to Vegas.
Speaker 2:Was that Christmas the last year, yep. Or on that Christmas week, yep.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh yeah, and, as we said, the schedule favors them Sure, Favors them Sure thing.
Speaker 2:Absolutely With the refs what's up, sir?
Speaker 2:What's going on y'all? I think we're too little, too late, man, I think I might have to wave the white flag. You know what I'm going to do. That that's what I'm, man. I think I might have to wave the white flag. You know what I'm going to do. That that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to wave the white flag here. I think we're too little, too late. I'm serious Because, look, we had our time the first five weeks of the year. We did Telling everybody that. You know, the Chiefs are struggling. They're struggling offensively. Mahomes, this Mahomes doesn't play well, his stats are showing it. All this other stuff.
Speaker 1:More interceptions than anybody in the league.
Speaker 2:Y'all say what the hell y'all want. They are 7-0 today and you're going to look up five weeks later at the end of the year and they're going to be what? 15 and two. And the only reason why they lost those two games is because, literally, they locked up the number one seed and they're resting at every everybody. That's it. I. I literally cannot express enough of just how well buttoned up this Kansas City Chiefs team is. I'm serious. I wave the white flag now. Everyone. You want to know why they won that game 27 to 20. And honestly, it really should be 27 to 13. They gave up a lucky touchdown to vegas right. They won that game with deandre hopkins, the guy they just signed that. They said they were going to target the ball a lot. He only had three receptions you think?
Speaker 2:that's going to happen every week? No, no, you think. Do you think pat Patrick Mahomes is going to keep throwing interceptions? That will eventually die down too I know he threw one, but that will eventually die down too, and when it does, along with the defense playing lights out yes, by the way, top five defense they're going to start playing complimentary football, which is something that you would hope to expect with a team that's undefeated. They're undefeated and they're not even playing complimentary football yet.
Speaker 1:What'd they say? It was the worst looking undefeated team ever.
Speaker 2:White flag. Ladies and gentlemen, wave it, wave it. Put it in the comments section right now. Wave it now. It's too late, we are midway through the season and, unless injury happens that gets in the way of the Kansas City Chiefs, wave it, wave it. I'm not joking, this is it. We tried, we tried. They are not losing, despite their offense, which is their baby not playing. Well, I'm done. I'm done. What more? Could we do. What more could we do?
Speaker 1:So am I. Who's your brown bag, sir?
Speaker 2:See so well, wow, I was watching. I was watching YouTube today and I saw John Middlecoff. He has a podcast called Three and Out Podcast where he was going over the penthouse and the outhouse. Now our brown bag is his definition of the outhouse, the teams who are not worth discussing. But we have to discuss them because we love trolling them.
Speaker 2:And he described a team. He described his team as that port-a-potty at the concert that everyone has used and they's still a big old line and you have to use it and you really gotta go. And then you finally get in there and it reeks, it smells like everyone did missed a spot, missed a couple, probably messed around and had you know whatever entanglements in there. If you know, you know, but you have to go, so bad and then you finally go in there and it's like this is the worst I've ever smelt and the team that he was referring to is the car Panthers. Y'all get the biggest brown bag known to mankind. Y'all.
Speaker 2:Offense stinks. Your defense sucks. Your head coach looks like he should be casting for some adult movies. He looks like he shouldn't be a head coach. To be honest with you. He's showing up. Don't do any play calls in that direction. I mean to get beaten up the way they did by Denver, which is kind of ironic given the fact that Denver is notorious for having Miami drop 70 points on them. Man, just off of that alone, they are the stinkiest stinky team in the NFL. Is the Carolina Panthers today in the NFL. Is the Carolina Panthers today. And I thought it was so well broken down the way that John broke it down for me. It was so well eloquently said, so eloquently put.
Speaker 2:So I had to have them as one of my brown bags. I have them.
Speaker 1:Hey.
Speaker 2:Jerry Jones gets a brown bag every week. I don't blame you. Yeah, I don't blame you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't blame you. Yeah, he gets it. He's so out of touch. I don't blame you. It makes no sense.
Speaker 2:That's who I see now, huh.
Speaker 1:Absolutely. Oh, I'm giving it to us. I'm giving it to us for the play calling. I'm giving it to us for the catch a ball on offense or defense. I'm giving it to us for the can't catch a ball on offense or defense. I'm giving it to us for the bad calls. Todd Monken, everything about that performance. The Ravens we get a brown bag. Brown bag, seal it up. As a matter of fact, we're not as bad as that port-a-potty, but, god damn, we stunk it up though. So I'm giving us a brown bag for that performance.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, my second brown bag goes to Anthony Richardson, the quarterback of the Indianapolis Colts, a guy who subbed himself out, not because he was hurt, not because of an illness, not because the coach subbed him out. He subbed himself out because he was tired. So I'm giving him a brown bag today and to make sure that he breathes, well, I'm gonna make sure that I cut up enough holes in the brown bag so that way he's not winded, so that way he can have all the air necessary for him to breathe and to not be tired. Because now that you subbed yourself out, now you subbed yourself out out of you starting at quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts, because yet again, joe Flacco is your starting quarterback for the Colts this week and Anthony Richardson all for that alone.
Speaker 2:In the first half, if I'm not mistaken, he went like three for ten. So we already knew how inaccurate he was. But to see that was brutal, off of that alone you should get a brown bag. I will make sure that the brown bag is purposely designed so that way. The holes are necessary for him to breathe so he can be as comfortable as possible sitting on that bench. That's where he's going to be this Sunday. That's where he's going to be this Sunday.
Speaker 1:That's where he's going to be the rest of the season.
Speaker 2:And I just want him to be comfortable breathing. You know, since he has a hard time, you know, having himself stay together to be in conditions to play football at the quarterback position, he gets a brown bag with holes. You get the brown bag with holes so he can breathe, so he's not winning. That's my brown bag for him. He gets a brown bag off of that alone, I think I covered all the precautions necessary. I swear I didn't.
Speaker 1:If I didn't, I don't know what to tell you hey, he's going to tap the brown bag and say he needs another one.
Speaker 2:Come on, man, get out of here. Get out of here, you're not supposed to say that stuff.
Speaker 1:I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you. Okay, billion dollar team, you get a brown bag. You're getting a turf for the fur. For getting a turf for the fur, I mean the brakes, I mean everything beat off of you by Detroit. Did y'all even show?
Speaker 2:up for the game Wait did y'all leave the hotel?
Speaker 1:I'm just trying to figure out where y'all got lost going to Ford Field. I'm just asking because they give you an escort going into the stadium. It's not like you left behind. You left everything in the room. You left your water, you left your juice, you left your nuts. You left every damn thing in your damn room because Detroit said we're just going to have our way with you and smack you around. We own you, we own you up here. Wait a minute. Didn't Aaron Rodgers say that I own you? Chicago, that's what Detroit. Tennessee owned him.
Speaker 2:Oh, I am glad that you brought up Aaron Rodgers, because my last brown bag is going to the New York fucking Jets today. What the fuck did I just see on Sunday? It's one thing to lose to a division rival, because division matchups are always tricky we already talked about that but to lose to the New England Patriots Patriots who, by the way, started a rookie quarterback, who got hurt in that game and ultimately lost to Jacoby Brissett I will say this again they lost that game to a rookie quarterback and Jacoby Brissett. Two and six. Aaron Rodgers cannot throw the ball to save his life. Apparently that alone you get the biggest dirtiest brown bag there is and, by the way, I know that's kind of a thing in New York we have to make that one special.
Speaker 1:I got you.
Speaker 2:Okay, do you need to make it black? I know he has a thing about darkness. There you go A darkness brown bag, a darkness brown bag. I think that's what we should do, since he loves darkness retreats so much. That's what we should do. The Jets are the most. They're a joke. They're a joke. I can't take them serious. No one should take them serious. Aaron Rodgers is not a leader, which is something that a lot of people have said but we didn't really believe to be true until now.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Like this is your team, but yet you're not leading it. It's ridiculous. Just all together you lose to the Patriots. I'm sorry, you get a brown bag off of that alone. Oh yeah To be 2-6 and Aaron Rodgers is your quarterback. Eh yeah, just make it nice and black for him To be two and six and Aaron Rodgers is your quarterback.
Speaker 1:eh yeah, Just make it nice and black for him, since he has a thing with darkness, With darkness right, yeah, he don't get a brown bag, he gets a black bag. He gets a black bag. He gets a black bag.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, Get out of here, man.
Speaker 1:Ridiculous. It's a joke. I think I'm done with my soapbox. Oh my God. Thank y'all, each and every last one that came in. If you won, congratulations to you. If you lost, like I did, do better next week. We see y'all. Later we see you next week.
Speaker 2:Oh my God.
