D.K. And Tree Podcast

Elimination Chamber: Shocking Moments and What’s Next

D.K./Tree and TJ Season 3 Episode 26
D.K.:

Thank you, hey man. It's on, and popping On, and popping On, and popping when we at.

T.J.:

On and popping.

D.K.:

All I'm saying is that your time is up. My time is now. You can't see me. My time is now. It's the franchise boy. I'm shouting now this is unbelievable.

T.J.:

This is insane. Wow, where are we at elimination chamber thoughts? This is unbelievable.

D.K.:

This is insane. Wow, where are we at Elimination Chamber? Thoughts? All my wrestling fans out there. I did not see this one coming. I didn't. I actually thought Cody was going to turn on the Rock. The Rock had us all fooled.

T.J.:

Clearly.

D.K.:

The Rock had us all fooled and I'm all good with it. Tj, dj, dj Tree Podcast Elimination Table of Thoughts. But wait, even in the press conference he walked in and just dropped the mic and left. Oh, I'm gonna love this leading up to wrestlemania oh my who saw him in the chamber yesterday.

D.K.:

That's what we talking about. Jesus, I, oh my, that was the greatest heel turn. I think that was better than Stone Cold turning heel when he fought the Rock. That was much better, much better. All I'm saying is it's going to be interesting leading up to WrestleMania. Wrestlemania about to be hell on earth.

T.J.:

I mean yeah, I mean, this is the example of hell freezing over, hell freezing over yes hell, just froze over. I don't even know where to. I don't know where to start. I really don't.

D.K.:

I just I do, I do't, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do. And it all starts what happened at the scene of one the buildup, the buildup Cody comes out, shakes his hand All we did. He tells Rock go fuck yourself. I was like yeah.

D.K.:

I'm for it and the Rock never flinch yourself. I was like yeah, I'm for it and the Rock never flinched, never flinched. The Rock never flinched. He saw him. Okay, I got something for you. I got something for you. You ain't going to see this one coming At all. I promise you, you won't see this one coming.

T.J.:

I need y'all to understand. I have watched this pay-per-view in the span of 24 hours, a total of three times Through its entirety. The only thing I've skipped every single time was the tag team match, and that's for obvious reasons. Okay Wasn't as entertaining as everything else. I have watched this thing three times, back to back to back, and I still have not come to terms with what the hell I just saw. This is crazy.

D.K.:

Listen, the Rock just sent us on a ride. What he sent us on a ride? The ride of a lifetime. Simple fact he was just I got you, you want to play this game? I got you, we're going to play this game. We're going to play this game, I'm going to play it. I was about to give you everything and you didn't give me your soul. No problem, I got you.

T.J.:

This is now two years in a row. This is two years in a row now where the Rock has been heavily involved in a main event storyline, and yet again it works. Yet again it works.

D.K.:

I, the man's a genius. The man's a genius. Yet again, it works. I, the man's a genius.

T.J.:

The man's a genius, him, and Triple H. Seriously, because last year the way everything happened last year was like wait, wait, what's going on? Similar to how it was this year. Everybody's like wait, wait, what's going on. We only have two matches heading into into elimination chamber. We don't have a whole lot of storylines built up like what's going on.

T.J.:

I heard all the noise and, in fairness to some of the people in the wrestling community, you are not totally wrong. Okay, when we saw that jay won the, the royal rumble, I, like everybody else, was like oh, we saw this literally two weeks ago at saturday night's main event, but now we're going to see it at wrestlemania again. They have to figure out something, how to make it interesting, because now that's going to be a title match, that's going to be a main event of night one. The way everything's looking, we don't know yet, but that's usually what happens. If you win the rumble, you, you, main event. So one of the one of the winners are are doing night one, but we that. And then we was like, okay, what happens next? Right, and we already knew that whoever won the chamber was going to face Cody, and then you list the names that are going to be involved in this chamber Drew CM Punk, seth Rollins Cena in his chamber.

T.J.:

Drew cm punk seth rollins cena, damian priest, logan paul we're like you go down the list, all these names. It's like y'all actually have a legitimate shot, regardless of how long, how long of a shot it is. Y'all have a legitimate reason for going against Cody if y'all win this match.

D.K.:

Yeah.

T.J.:

And even the chamber match is not what I expected it to be.

D.K.:

I was prepared for it.

T.J.:

That didn't happen. But if you're telling me that you had to sacrifice a Roman reign sighting for what we ultimately did see with cena, I'll take it all the way. What the hell was that, dude? You could not tell me that that was? Look, it's one thing for us to say that Cena was going to turn heel before he retired. It's a totally different thing with how he did it in the timing of it happening. This is only his second match back yeah, I think.

D.K.:

And then remember he's going on a European tour too. Yes, he's going on a European tour too. Yes, he's going on a European tour. So, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's going to be some fireworks, some fireworks leading up to this. Wow, listen, from beginning to end, from beginning to end, I loved it. I loved every bit of it. I loved every bit of it, from beginning to end, from beginning to end. I loved it. I loved every bit of it. I loved every bit of it, from beginning to end. And remember this feud with Seth Rollins and CM Punk.

D.K.:

That's crazy too, seth saying if I don't go, you're not going.

T.J.:

Seriously, it better.

D.K.:

I better see a bra between us two. Oh yeah, it's going to be a fight, but remember CM Punk still has the favor. He has the favor. It's so many different variables the way you can go but, like I said, that that one was seen, it was the most shocking of the night. The most shocking of the night and that was the most shocking of the night. And when I look, when he looked and the way he was looking, and when rock did like that, I said oh yeah, he kicked him down low. I said, oh yeah, here we go, here we go. I heard people's facebook pages talk about oh, I was horrified the way they did cody.

T.J.:

I said I loved every bit of me too, but if you am I the only one, my bad. What was I? The only one that was sitting there wondering why Cena was out there that entire time?

D.K.:

What was Cena?

T.J.:

doing out. There Was I the only one.

D.K.:

You won. Hey, go back to the back, remember. Tony just had to come out and answer. Nah, that was a total, total setup. Wow, total setup. But hey, I like my boy, pac McAfee. Pac McAfee is the best, I tell you he's the best. When he was talking about Travis he said he's out there smoking sage. Yeah, man.

T.J.:

Like what the hell is going on, bro bro? Okay, okay, okay, okay. What the hell is going on, bro Bro?

D.K.:

Okay.

T.J.:

Okay, okay, okay, y'all got me, y'all got me, I Okay, they got everybody.

D.K.:

Hands up, they got everyone, everyone on that one. Wow, everybody man. That one, wow, everybody man. Listen, listen, listen. Hey Rock, great kid.

T.J.:

Final boss. Hey, nah, for real, yeah, final boss, right For real yeah, final ball Right. Because what the hell? I don't know what the I can't even talk right now.

D.K.:

There was no words I could say from when I saw that, and then the beatdown that he put on him. It wasn't just oh, I'm going to beat you down for a second, no, I'm going to beat you down, wait a minute. He hit him with a watch, though. Yeah, I thought he pulled out some brass knuckles, hit him with the watch.

T.J.:

Hit him with the belt, he hit him with Dusty's watch, he hit him with the microphone and he hit him with the title. He purposely wanted to make this man bleed, and it worked.

D.K.:

And look what happened last year happened this year again. I put your blood on that belt. Cody's soul Wow, I guess Mama Rose is going to get that belt. Cody's soul Wow, I guess Mama Rose is going to get that belt too.

T.J.:

At this point. So much for them being friends.

D.K.:

Right, wow, oh my goodness, this is great. Listen, I wasn't expecting none of it. Not one bit of it. Not one bit of it, not one bit of it. I wasn't expecting it. But I'll tell you this like this it was great. I loved it. I want more. You got me wanting more.

T.J.:

Seriously, I want more.

D.K.:

Because if they're going to beat him down like that, you might as well beat him up, beat him down whatever Shell. Did you watch it Exactly? Did you watch Elimination Chamber? I know you did. I know you did.

T.J.:

That was the beating of a lifetime. I want to say this. I want to say this too For all of you who thought that SmackDown was going to go down a downward spiral. I'm letting you know SmackDown, going forward, is going to be chaos From this point on. Smackdown is going to be chaos From this point on.

D.K.:

SmackDown is going to be chaos. Get ready WrestleMania. It looks like it's all a go. I'm going to hit that link and see if the ticket's still that price, but Shell sent me a link for WrestleMania. Let's go. Let's go Seriously, seriously, this's go.

T.J.:

Seriously Seriously.

D.K.:

This is crazy, let's go. This is crazy. So look the order out there. In Vegas, friday night, smackdown is at the T-Mobile Arena. Stand and Deliver is Saturday, and on Monday is Monday Night Raw, all at the T-Mobile Arena. And on Monday is Monday Night Raw, all at the T-Mobile Arena. Wow, this about to be crazy. And then WrestleMania is in Vegas Saturday and Sunday.

T.J.:

Insane.

D.K.:

Listen, we got to go, man, after that, we got to be there. We have to be there Because I've seen this whole. But wait a minute. Like I said, the mic drop was the best. Yes, boom, Perfect, I'm out, perfect, I'm out. The mic drop was the best. Mwah out, perfect, I'm out. The mic drop was the best.

T.J.:

Oh, that was beautiful.

D.K.:

I don't have anything to say. I said everything I had to say when I was in the ring. There's nothing else I need to say. He said he was going out with a bang. God damn, it's a bang damn.

T.J.:

oh, it's a bang. All right, it's a damn bang. Hey, you know what I just thought about this just now. Okay, what if this is one of those scenarios?

T.J.:

Cena wants to have it both ways. What, hear me out? What if Cena is okay, he still comes out with the jorts or whatever, but he still is having his new t-shirt. He comes out with a new t-shirt, okay, and, like we talked about before we got on here, everything that everybody said that Cena was doing over the years he's actually doing. So those merchandise prices when it comes to his t-shirts goes through the roof because of him. And then he'll turn right, boom. So he's still the money draw, he's still the money draw, he's still the draw.

T.J.:

And then he starts having these little spats with some of the younger guys, so carmelo hayes, or, or, or some of these, some of these younger guys who's starting to to make their way, and he screws them over week in and week out, even though they don't have nothing to do with Cody. He's just behind the scenes. Like you know what? I want that guy to go over instead of him, or he don't deserve to win, so I'm going to have that guy win.

T.J.:

Just turn everything upside down and everything that everybody was saying over the years about Cena, about how he was always politicking and how he was always getting his way and how he was always getting his way and how he was always getting championship at the championship opportunity that actually happens and the people that are paying for his t-shirts is helping make it happen, because that's how much of a draw he is. Can you imagine that being a thing where it's like, look, I, I'm going to be me regardless, y'all still going to buy my t-shirts, y'all still going to pay for everything happening to me and all I'm doing is just capitalizing on it. That's all. That's all I'm doing. I'm doing everything that y'all thought I was doing. I'm just making it all real now and y'all can't do anything about it.

D.K.:

Wait a minute, hollywood.

T.J.:

Cena Hollywood Cena Hollywood Cena.

D.K.:

Yes, hollywood Cena. Shades on Hollywood Cena.

T.J.:

John, you can show up on Smackdown looking just like this.

D.K.:

Hollywood, cena, because, remember, everything's going to have to change now. Like you said, the music's going to have to change, remember? I love when the Rock incorporates that Hollywood theme in there, I love it yes everything's going to have to change.

D.K.:

Instead of him in a t-shirt and shorts, he's coming out in suits. You could do that. I'm just saying you could do that. I'm just saying you could do that. That whole thing was just. That was the thrill of the night. That was worth waiting for. This is unbelievable. That was worth waiting for. Yes, that was worth waiting for.

T.J.:

And now we're like okay, now what Raw's? Raw's about to be crazy, smackdown's about to be crazy, crazy, but Raw's really gonna be crazy because they still gonna be talking about this whole thing with Cena Raw's.

D.K.:

Gonna be crazy, yes, and I can see Cena or the Rock showing up and like we want an explanation, yeah, and then they come in the ring. They both drop the mic and leave can you?

T.J.:

okay, here's another thing too, because if you think about it over the years, right, it was cool to boo John Cena. It was so cool, it was like the best thing in the world to boo John Cena, no matter where he was at, because he was too good and everybody saw right through it. Everybody thought it was fake. All this other stuff, all those crowds over the years that booed him. There was still some cheers, though. The girls, the women, the kids loved John Cena. Can you imagine the amount of boos when he steps out there and his music hits? You think Dominic Mysterio's heat is going to be bad. That's about to hit on Boy.

T.J.:

He's about to put that to shame. Yeah To shame.

D.K.:

Yes, oh my God. Yes, he is the heat he's about to get. The heat he's about to get. But this is what everybody's been waiting for. Yes, waiting for it, this is what you wanted, right?

T.J.:

This is what you wanted. This is what you wanted, right, yep. So now you get it. I'm going to give it to you on my last ride Yep, yep. Oh my goodness.

D.K.:

Oh oh, mwah, mwah Mwah. Thank you, so good, thank you, wait, wait. But Triple H, when he first sat down, he said hey, I had nothing to do with that, bro, I want no association with that. Yeah, I think I was done to elevate. Oh yeah, it definitely was. Oh yeah, it definitely was, it definitely was, it definitely was Cody's done. Nah, it's elevating him because, remember, he's going against one of the greatest champions a damn near of all time and John Cena. Yes, cena has put over the best, remember roman. He put roman over, he put badista over, right? Yep, he's putting over a lot of great people, even solo that's right solo over right, you know.

D.K.:

So he's not trying to bury these people. It's like, hey, I'm going to put you that match he had against Roman Reigns when he F5'd him or FU'd him, whatever he calls it. Attitude adjustment off that top rope and Roman kicked out. Oh, that was the business. The business, right. You have to look at Cena's history. He puts these guys over. Now, remember you even said this Cody is getting a little stale, he needs a great heel. What better heel to give him than Cena? Yes, you talked about this with the Kevin Owens thing. He's like okay, kevin Owens is good, but who can top it? There you go.

T.J.:

Yeah, right, right right, there you go Right. Right, right, right, there you go, right. That's one way to do it.

D.K.:

Oh my God, that is one way to do it and you said it. He was like who can top Kevin Owens? Because Kevin he's a great heel.

T.J.:

Great heel man. Did you see that match? Yeah, he's pretty good at it.

D.K.:

Yeah, yeah, he's pretty good at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Man, who can top that? Oh, let's make Cena a heel. Wow. And now I got the biggest guy on the biggest stage coming after you for that title, when all you had to do was be my champion. Yes, that's, all you had to do was be my champion.

T.J.:

Dog. Now look man, I'm telling you this right here is crazy.

D.K.:

Pure madness. But again, in a plot twist, the favor, CM Punk's favor. Somewhere. This is going to come up in WrestleMania. It's going to come up and it's going to come up with a title. Remember, I've never made a win in WrestleMania.

T.J.:

I want the title, so is it to make sense in a in a timeline perspective? Whenever we start seeing those backstage segments that involves Paul Heyman and CM Punk, Roman has to be back. It cannot be one of those where Roman is gone for extended period of time and then he gets there the week before WrestleMania and he fights Seth Rollins. Whenever Paul Heyman gets back, Roman better be back with him, and when that happens, that is what's going to make it as big as it is Cause you're going to have CM Punk being like a Paul Heyman remember that favor we talked about.

T.J.:

And then Paul's going to get back to Roman's dressing room whatever and Roman's going to ask him about it, Like, okay, what is this favor that he's talking about and why haven't you told me yet? We had war games back in November. It is now March.

D.K.:

Why haven't you told me what?

T.J.:

December is Right Dog, like you have to have both of them there in order for that to be initiated. If you just have, because it's going to be weird if you have one week where CM Punk brings up the favor and then the next week he meets up with Paul Heyman and then the week after that Paul Heyman and Roman shows up and then you have all that happening. That's way too much at one time. You need to have that all in once. Roman Heyman get back. Punk brings up the favor, we get to Wrestlemania and that, like this comment just said, heyman then turns on Roman during the match, similar to what he did to CM Punk when Brock was back all those years ago, back in 2015,. The same thing could happen. Roman's getting way to Romans getting ready to win the match and then Heyman hits him with a steel chair, cause death, taxes and people hitting Roman reigns in the back with a steel chair. It works every time. Just do it again.

D.K.:

Just do it again, boy, that's Seth Rollins effect, cm Punk wins one, two, three. Three, that's Seth Rollins effect.

T.J.:

Boy Ooh.

D.K.:

Ooh, this is good oh my.

D.K.:

God, man, I tell you, I tell you, all right, I tell you this no matter what it's going to be, I can't wait for Raw tomorrow night. Now. I can't wait, I'm going to be locked in on Netflix tomorrow night. I am ready for Raw. I am ready for Raw, absolutely. I am ready to see how this whole plot twist goes. Man, I'm ready, I'm ready. But I know we can never get enough of talking about that. But let's talk about this one for one second. Did you feel when Bianca hit with that damn breed man that seemed like this might very, very, very well be inappropriate what I'm about to say, but man, that seemed like that was years of oppression when she smacked her with that damn breed, years of oppression. When she smacked her with that damn, that seemed like years of oppression, bianca said oh yeah, let me crack this thing. Crack, and the internet is undefeated. The undefeated, the internet is undefeated Because someone posted when she got cracked with that braid, the damn Mario rings that came out damn Mario rings that came out, mario coins.

D.K.:

The Mario coins Again. Hey, in fairness to Liv.

T.J.:

She's been listening for years of impressions. Listen In fairness to Liv Morgan, morgan, I gotta say this ma'am, bravo, bravo, because I'm telling you right now, if that was me, if that was me, if I got hit with something similar as that, if I got whipped with something like that, if that happened to me, I promise you I'm falling straight to the ground. There is no holding on to the chamber, there is no clinging on to anything. No, I'm falling off, I'm falling off and I'm going to land on the ground and I don't care about the impact. I really don't, because I suffered all the impact already. That's all that I needed. Kudos to you for staying on the chamber somehow and then eventually falling. You did eventually fall.

T.J.:

But if it was me, if you're talking to me, if you're asking me, okay, I would have fell off. I would have fell. I would have fell. You could have pinned me one, two, three. That would be an easy way for me to get eliminated. I don't think anybody would be against that. I really don't. I really don't. So, liv, liv, morgan, look, daddy, dom, whatever else, robbo, because I know for me, I would have been eliminated off the spot. This is crazy. Look and look. Okay, okay, okay, okay. For all of you who are sharing the similar skin color as me, you know what it is like for your parents to whoop your ass. Okay, it is one thing. To get beat with a belt Okay, okay For those of you that know.

T.J.:

They know it's one thing to get beat with a belt. I've seen parents over the years get very innovative. They don't use the belt, they use switches, they use cords. They get very violent. So I'm not condoning any of it, obviously, but to hear that from a hairbreed, I don't think you understand how much that hurt watching it, let alone having to see someone get hit with it. Kudos to you. That's all I'm going to say. That's all I got, liv.

D.K.:

I got a point of reference. Ask Becky Lynch. I got Liv. Hey, I got a point of reference. I got a point of reference. Ask Becky Lynch. I got nothing. Ask Becky Lynch because she had whelps on her stomach because of that.

T.J.:

Ask Sasha Banks oh yeah, go now, boy.

D.K.:

Woo Boy, listen, mm-mm, listen, mm-mm, listen, mm-mm, listen. I was all for it. I was all for it. Like I said, that seemed like years of oppression. Okay, crap. I was like ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I started cringing. Woo, yeah, yeah, listen, liv, yeah, listen, liv. I hope you soaked it. I hope you soaked it.

T.J.:

But in the most, I hope that there is endless Epsom salt waiting for you.

D.K.:

Yeah, yeah, because that was savage. But not even that being savage, let's talk about Jade. That was savage. That seemed very personal, very personal, very, very, very personal, very, very personal. Naomi got the beat down in a lifetime.

T.J.:

If you wanted a pay-per-view really seriously, like if WWE right for years always tells people don't try this at home If you needed to show your children, if you want to show anyone to not try this stupid shit at home, give them this whole pay-per-view. Yeah, give them that, this whole entire pay-per-view is an example, give him that.

T.J.:

This whole entire pay-per-view is an example of do not try this at home. Yep, oh my God, when Jade smashed that door against Nayeon's sides, I thought she, I thought it was over. Against Nayeon Sides. I thought she, I thought it was over. I thought it was over. I thought you could just end the pay-per-view off of that. I really do. I thought that was it's safe, she was safe, you could have ended it.

D.K.:

You could have ended the pay-per-view just like that. You could have it.

T.J.:

You could have ended the pay-per-view just like that. You could have yeah, just we. The whole pay-per-view, the whole pay-per-view. This is what you could have done with it, the whole pay-per-view. After that, just toss it, that's it, because what the hell it was like every single time her head, every time she banged Naomi's head against the chamber pot. It just progressively got harder and it hurt it a lot more Every single time. My God.

D.K.:

Boy, that was personal, beyond personal, and I want to hear the reason why. That's what I want to hear, the reason why it happened. Now, does it come to the point that Jay, hey, here we go. Here's the story. I say Naomi and Jay was together, right, and she allowed Lyft and Raquel to attack her and she did nothing, or Naomi was the one that attacked her, right, I don't blame you. You going to watch it again too? Yeah, okay. Or right, I don't blame you, you're gonna watch it again too, yeah, okay yeah or or.

T.J.:

I have to watch it too. I'm not at peace with this she.

D.K.:

Okay, or it was all three of them to get her out the way so she could step in to be the tag champion. Remember who got pinned? She did. Naomi got pinned. It wasn't Bianca, naomi got pinned, so maybe it was all a twat blitz.

T.J.:

You know, what I'm saying.

D.K.:

Maybe I don't know, I'm just throwing out my ideas. Okay, I'll tell you. Like this, I brought up mine before my ideas.

T.J.:

Okay, I take it like this. I brought up mine before we got up here. Yep, okay.

D.K.:

Because I just don't see Naomi being able to take out Jade by herself. I don't see that, not by herself. I don't see that, not by herself. And remember, you had Ray.

T.J.:

Kennedy walking away.

D.K.:

You don't think so, I don't think so, I don't think so. I think she had help, I think she had help.

T.J.:

Maybe my thing is Bianca's reason I mean, I'm sorry, jade's reasoning. No matter how you spin, it makes sense. So either you can do this, either you can make her a face against Naomi. Naomi could be the heel and you could just simply say hey, you decided to cost me my career, you decided to beat me up. It was you. Here's the actual footage. They show the actual footage of what actually happened. You can do that way. Or what you can do is is you can leave everyone questioning with this.

T.J.:

She shows up on smackdown and she looks dead in the camera and she says hey, look, I beat up Naomi because one she's the one that screwed me over and also she's the one that just felt so comfortable enough to be Bianca's tag team partner. Win the titles with her and think that it was going to be okay. I'm not okay with that. And here's another thing I'm not okay with Bianca didn't even have the nerve to say or to ask me who attacked me. You didn't ask me, you didn't say anything to me. You teamed up with Naomi. You won the titles as if I didn't ask me. You didn't say anything to me, you. You teamed up with Naomi. You won the titles as if I didn't exist. So since you decided to act like I didn't mean anything to you, I'm gonna make sure that I take everything away from from you.

T.J.:

You and we get to Wrestlemania and Bianca and Rhea let's not be fools here. Bianca and Rhea are having a fantastic match and Jade screws over Bianca, and your SummerSlam feud will be Bianca versus Jade, and you could even go as far as to say Bianca versus Jade, jade. And you could even go as far as to say you can put a championship on that if you want to. You could. Okay, you could. Okay, I can buy it. So, either way, no matter how you spin it, she wouldn't be wrong, because it's like, hey, you're just going to sit up there and let her tag team with you. You don't even know who she is or what she might have did to me. She could have been the reason that I was out for all that time and you teamed up with her. Oh, okay, I got something for you. And screws her over. Oh, no matter how you spin, it's going to work.

T.J.:

No matter how you spin it's going to work.

D.K.:

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Okay. So let's look at this too. Remember the metaphor girls also, they may team with Jade. I'm just saying, I'm just throwing some plot turns out there, that could be a stable, that happens.

T.J.:

Yeah, yeah.

D.K.:

And you got Lash and Legend Woo, you got her behind you. That's a big girl, big powerhouse. So, manhouse, man, amen, right, listen. That's just so many different stories. That could go on here. But, like I said, we all waiting for Monday Night Raw. We all waiting for Monday Night Raw. All of us, every last one of us waiting for Monday Night Raw. Yes, can, every last one of us waiting for Monday Night Raw. Yes, can't wait, cannot wait, cannot wait. You know, I don't even want to talk about the unsanctioned match between Owens. That was just brutal, that was brutal. This is unbelievable Brutal. That was brutal. I didn't know you could put barbed wire on a chair.

T.J.:

Do not, do not, do not try this at home, yeah please don't. Please don't Do not try this at home, y'all.

D.K.:

Let me tell you why I don't try this at home If you don't hear anything else. Man, why I don't try this at home If you don't hear?

T.J.:

anything else, man. Man, look, if you don't take away anything else from what we've said on this podcast, do not try this at home. Do not try this at home Do not try this at home? Yeah, I beg of you, it is not worth it. I promise you Do not try this at home, do not Listen. No more commercials. Go watch it. No more commercials, no more commercials. You go watch it. Go watch it. Yeah, that's all I'm going to say. Go watch it.

D.K.:

Yeah, just go watch and you'll understand why. But you know something though when I'm going to go back and watch, when Jay's music hit, I want to look at Naomi's face, because that would tell a story too, because remember they was focused on Liv, but remember they focused on Naomi's face a little bit. If it's a shocked look now I'm like she's the culprit.

T.J.:

Oh yeah, and that was definitely the look that she had. She had a shocked look on her face, yeah, like she knew that she had something, she had something to do with that yeah, and that, and live just sold it.

D.K.:

Live sold it, but she knew. But she knew, yeah, it was a shook. Look, okay, okay, yeah, that's what I want to go look at, look at Naomi's face. But, man, the beatdown that she gave her, though, but that chamber entrance door. When she slammed that door on her, I was like, oh yeah, it's over. Bianca was like why? And Bianca couldn't get out the down going cage, she couldn't get out that cell to save her.

D.K.:

I'll tell you just like this I'm ready for all the confoolery. I'm about to go buy some popcorn and enjoy Raw SmackDown and any of a live show I can get my hands on until we get to WrestleMania. Yes, yes, yes, oh man, I don't know. Listen, I don't know what to say. I don't know which one would be the all-time high of it. Would it be Cena or would it be Jade? We're going to say Cena, because no one saw that one coming. No one saw that one coming with Cena. Yes, they did sell the hell out of that. Yes, they did, they sold the hell out of that. Yes, they did, they sold the hell out of that one.

T.J.:

They did.

D.K.:

They sold the hell out of that they did. Oh man, I just want to know again. I can't wait for Raw. I can't wait for Raw, but if anyone has not seen, go on X, You'll find it. As a matter of fact, I'm going to see if I can share it somehow on my Facebook page when Bianca hit her with that braid and the rings came out.

D.K.:

I tell you, the internet is undefeated. It's undefeated. If she would have hit me like that, I'd be like I quit, I quit. She had the match, I quit, she had the match, I quit. Seriously, I don't ever want to do this. She hit me like she owned me.

T.J.:

That was some owning going on, come on now Owning yeah.

D.K.:

Owning.

T.J.:

Yeah, yeah, we owning souls. That was some owning going on. Come on now, owning yeah, owning, yeah, yeah, we owning souls, we owning rib cages. Right, we're owning it all, apparently, we owning it all.

D.K.:

I'm selling out. Holy hell, bro. Listen, hey, listen, listen. Monday Night Raw be off the chain. I can't wait for it. Like I said, anybody didn't see y'all gotta go watch it whole show, from bottom to top. What's great? Go watch it. Just go watch it.

T.J.:

Go watch it we're gonna get off go ahead for, for my, for my lovely kendrick fans out there, um, you know what this is the equivalent to, and for those of you who aren't familiar with the kendrick and Drake beef or whatever, I know everybody's heard. Not Like Us, right, okay, that's cool. There was a song that he dropped before Not Like Us that was called Meet the Grams. In the most diabolical way fashion, he degraded and basically told Drake's family about Drake, to all of them separately, and it started off with his son, then got to his mother, got to his father and then this undisclosed baby girl that you know, I guess, is a child that we don't know about. Whatever Cool, okay. Whatever Cool, okay, very sinister song, okay, okay. The Elimination Chamber that we just saw last night is what that equivalent of that is is. So I want you to, if there was ever a warning of what last night was. Viewers, discretion is advised. That's all I got. That's all I gotta say. That's all I gotta say Brace yourself.

D.K.:

Yeah, because you're going to be in for a ride. Oh A ride, my God. Listen, listen, listen. If you didn't watch it, go watch it. If you watched it, watch it again. Watch it again yes, it's so many stories in there to be told, especially Kevin Owens and Randy Orton. Because Orton, like I said, I wanted the punt to happen. He was like, no, the punt needs to wait. But I saw some comments under that and they were saying, man, when he hits that punt, that crowd going to go crazy, Yep.

T.J.:

Yep, yep, I know I will you kidding me. Pat McAfee said yeah, he was going to kick them to Toronto.

D.K.:

He was going to put them to Toronto.

T.J.:

Pat is so good man.

D.K.:

I love Pat man. So good, pat McAfee, I love him. Oh my goodness, what a pay-per-view it is what it is. If y'all didn't watch it, go watch it, please, go watch it, please, please, go watch it. But we had to jump on and just talk about those points. But this Cena thing, your time is up, my time is now. It ain't gonna be no more the t-shirts, the little banners he has none of that, no more. This is heel Cena. This is Dr Thuganomics Hollywood version of Cena. Hey, my thing is why not.

T.J.:

This is Dr Thuganomics Hollywood version of Cena. Hey, my thing is, why not? Hey look, y'all talk about how much money I've been making off of y'all. Y'all going to buy my t-shirts. Y'all going to buy my t-shirts. I'm going to have a whole new t-shirt and y'all going to buy it instantly and y'all going to make me a billionaire off of my t-shirts alone. I can see that coming. I can see that coming.

D.K.:

Matter of fact, I'm gonna check WWE shop in a few minutes and see if one pops up.

T.J.:

Oh, it's coming soon. I'm telling you, oh, it's coming, it's coming. And when that happens, oh, there's so many things you can do with that y'all still paying she didn't like the way Cody was treated.

D.K.:

I said I loved every bit of it man. Cody took the beating of a lifetime and still walked away. He wasn't stretching.

T.J.:

He walked away. He wasn't a stretcher.

D.K.:

He walked away.

T.J.:

Well, I mean, I feel like I'm bringing up some childhood traumas already, but for those of you who grew up in a black household with black parents, y'all understand that there were plenty of times where you were beaten um and you still got up because you didn't have a choice.

D.K.:

yeah, that's what happened to cody?

T.J.:

um, that's what happened. Yep, cody's been beat last year with a belt. He's been beaten this year with a belt. At this point, he's used to it. He's a bad boy. You hear me, he's a bad boy. Okay, he's used to the belt by now.

D.K.:

Oh, you beat me. I'm good, don't worry, I'll bounce back.

T.J.:

He's used to the belt by now. Oh boy, he's used to the leather. He's used to how hard it hits him. He's used to the belt by now. Oh boy, he's used to the leather. He's used to how hard it hits him.

D.K.:

He's used to all that by now he's used to all that Wait, wait, wait, does he still keep the truck? I'm just saying. He's sending that truck. I wouldn't give it back. You said that I wouldn't give it back.

T.J.:

Who's to say that he has it? Look, for all we know, that truck is probably still sitting on that stage. Like I haven't decided yet, when I make my decision, we'll come back for the truck. We'll take a flight. You're right. Nah, Rock got that thing. He took that thing back, man.

D.K.:

No, he didn't. You ought to hear it. I would have heard it. I would have heard it. You'll never find this.

T.J.:

Mm, mm, mm mm.

D.K.:

Oh my.

T.J.:

God.

D.K.:

Wow, hilarious, hilarious, hilarious. If y'all didn't see it, y'all gotta go watch it. Y'all gotta go watch it and get ready for Monday Night Raw Cause it's about to be fire. It's about to be fire. Wait a minute, I'll give you one even better, yeet.

T.J.:

Yeet, what, yeet, what Are you kidding me? Oh man this is crazy.

D.K.:

Here's my final thought. Here's my final thought. Your time is up. My time is now. You can't see me. My time is now. You can't see me. My time is now. That's my final thought. Wait a minute. Y'all got to watch the press conference too. You got to watch the press conference and you'll know what we're talking about WrestleMania. How many days we out? I don't know how many days, but I know it's like 50-something days. Let's go we're down to 31.

D.K.:

Oh, we're down to 31 days. Oh, 31 days, let's go, let's go, let's go.

T.J.:

No, I'm sorry. I think it's somewhere like that 50-something. Yeah, you're right. You're probably right. I'm sorry, because it's in April. It's next month.

D.K.:

Yeah, yeah. So WrestleMania, let's go. Let's go, all my wrestling fans, let's go. Shell, yeah, wow, I'm going to tap that link. I'm going to send it to TJ. I'm going to send it to Tree. Yeah, I don't care about sitting up in those bleak seats, we got to be in there. We got to be in there, seriously, we got to be in there. We got to be in there Because that just set everything off and everything on fire. Wow, and for the Rock not to say a word, not one word. I think I finished talking and he said nothing else. Everything else said something else the beatdown, the whipping Me, taking your blood and putting it on the belt Statement. Oh, I can tell you something the Rock said last year I got your blood, boy, yeah.

T.J.:

I'm scared. Usually I say it's getting ugly.

D.K.:

Usually I say it's getting ugly, it's past ugly, it's past ugly.

T.J.:

I ain't gonna lie. I ain't gonna lie. I'm scared. I'm scared. I know grown men not supposed to say this. I'm scared. I have no idea what's about to happen. I'm not ready, I'm not. This is crazy.

D.K.:

You know something. Again. I got popcorn I'm waiting. Popcorn and tea. Popcorn and tea I'm ready. This is unbelievable. Let's do it. Monday Night Raw Netflix 8pm let's go, let's go. I said my final words. You got a final thought, Nope.

T.J.:

No Shout out to Liv Morgan once again, because If it was me I want to make this very clear If that was me, that that, that that had to take, that that I would have fell. You could have been me One, two, three, I think everyone would have understood. I don't know how the hell you were able to still cling on to that chamber after that and then fall, but I know, if it was me if you're asking me what would have happened to me if I was in that position I would have instantly fell off. I would have failed. You could have pinned me one, two, three, it would have been fine. I think everyone would have understood. You did not do that. So, liv, daddy, dom, whatever else you like to surround yourself with or call yourself these days, just kudos, that's it, bravo, just kudos. That's all I got. That's all I got, because that was a. That was rough. That, yeah, that was bad. That was rough. That, um, yeah.

D.K.:

That was bad Years. That was really bad. That was years of oppression. That was years of oppression. I don't know what I got to say Years of oppression. With that shot I was like oh, oh, oh, oh, and we don't hear that often. I can see if she used it as an arsenal, but she doesn't. So when?

T.J.:

it hits, it hits and it hurts, yeah, so I hate to go up against her in a sanctioned match cause that whip that, that braid, mm-mm, mm-mm, no can do, nope soon you hit me.

D.K.:

Alright, I quit, I quit hey. I quit Matt did she use that I quit, I quit. I'd like to leave, please like. Use that I quit, I quit.

T.J.:

I'd like to leave, please Like, come on now.

D.K.:

That's it. Soon, as she crack it, I'm done, I'm done, I'm like, I'm out, I'm out. She can have the belt. Matter of fact, let me go give it to her. It's yours exactly, I don't want any of that nope, not one bit of it. Put it this way, I'll take the beat down Cena gave Cody versus having her hit me with that hair. Let there be a lesson that's true, chill, chill.

T.J.:

Let there be a lesson that's true Black woman's hair Chill, chill, chill, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yes, ma'am, yes ma'am, leave the black hair alone. It's not worth your trouble Wow. Wow, you know what I don't think it was clear the first time, let there be a lesson not to touch a black woman's hair. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I got it. Yep, mm-hmm, yep, mm-hmm, thank you.

D.K.:

Yeah, like you touch me again. Watch it, boy. I bet you, I bet you won't touch my brain again. Hey, wait a minute. Her, her theme song. Wait a minute, the first couple words that I'm on my own against the wall, yeah, oh, my god, that's what she did to Liv.

T.J.:

Mm, mm-mm-mm, mm-mm-mm-mm. You know I never, for Liv Morgan's sake. I never want them to be in a match again. Because you brought up her entrance music. How does it start off? It starts off with her braid whiplashing something. It's whiplashing. That's how the start of her song is. I don't want to wish this on anybody. If they ever have to have a match against each other again, that is traumatizing to that little girl. That is traumatizing. That whip is going gonna sound so loud you would have thought that happened to her again and that's just her interest theme. No, I don't want her going through that anymore. No, no more. Live and bianca matches from now on. This is it, that's it, nope. You have officially traumatized her. That's it, I Nope. You have officially traumatized her. That's it, I'm done. Nope, for her sake, for her mental health, no more, no more. She is now traumatized with that sound effect. That's it, nope, that's it, nope, no more.

D.K.:

That is a forbidden match you can never do that again.

T.J.:

Nope, it's forbidden. That's forbidden. You cannot do that For her sake. For her sake, nope, can't do it. Sorry. The song starts out with a whiplash Like that is traumatizing Nah gang. No, thank you, no, thank you, no, thank you.

D.K.:

No bueno, sorry, that's a forbidden match for me, right, right, oh well, nope, hey, you didn't see it. Go watch it. Monday Night Raw. Friday Night Smackdown Everything leading up to WrestleMania is about to be fire. Wow, it's about to be fire. It's about to be fire. We're going to sign off. Y'all are going to watch it. Any immortal words of the final boss? You say this. You don't fuck with the final boss. Cody found out. Cody, I wonder how many stitches he got. Yeah, we're signing off. We're going to see you later. If you didn't watch, go watch. Go watch the beat now and go watch the mic drop. We'll see you later.

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