Prophis Trailer

Prophis is the 2nd season of Portal Quandary, a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Season two follows a new group of adventurers facing new challenges. You don’t need to listen to season one to follow season two, but you may pick up on some fun references if you have!

Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.

Releasing February 10th 2023, and releasing triweekly.

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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Hymnbo is Nathan Lee

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Olive Jerome is our Editing Assistant 

Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com

This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred. 

Transcript

Tyrone/Dungeon Master: Portal Quandary Prophis is the story of four humans from Melbourne, Australia.

Nathan/Hymnbo: My name's Hymnbo, that's my stage name.

Steven/Noah: So I'm Noah Baker.

Jorja/Magnolia: So my name is Magnolia Prince.

Rosie/Lucille: I'm Lucille. I appear to be a fairy of some kind.

Nathan/Hymnbo: It's a one word name, like Cher.

Steven/Noah: I'm a thirty five year old scientist in Melbourne.

Jorja/Magnolia: I'm a student. I like to garden. I'm in my twenties. I don't know, I just like plants and working out. 

Rosie/Lucille: I used to have a goat farm and now I don't know where my goats are. 

Nathan/Hymnbo: I was excommunicated from the church for flirting with some of the clergymen.

Steven/Noah: I have two beehives on my rooftop building. The queens of those hives, I've got one Honey Boo-Boo and the other is Beeyonce.

Jorja/Magnolia: Magnolia actually symbolises nobility so my name could just be Prince Prince.

Rosie/Lucille: I have never ever ever once had a medical issue in my whole life. 

Tyrone/Dungeon Master: However, a portal of unknown origins transports them away to the mystical land of Prophis. 

Nathan/Hymnbo: I think this is the universe saying, you know what, you're turning into a demon.

Steven/Noah: I thought I just ended up in a weird part of Comic-Con so I was kind of rolling with it but I think maybe something more is going down. 

Jorja/Magnolia: Listen, I'm not entirely sure, I think I overdid it. I fell and then I saw some weird worlds and then I woke up in grass. There was a little guy next to me dressed as Link. That's all I can really handle.

Rosie/Lucille: There were all these worlds flashing past me and it was all very confusing, and then I suddenly woke up to these odd creatures around me, and something attacked me

Nathan/Hymnbo: This one's going one way and then she's jumping over and slapping this buffalo on the butt but burning her hands. We made it through, and I am I'm going to say, the Beyonce of the group. 

Tyrone/Dungeon Master: Join these four adventurers as they travel across the elemental world of Prophis in a quest to return home to Melbourne