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Portal Quandary
Portal Quandary is a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.
Portal Quandary
Episode 1: A Tale as Old as Time
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Welcome to our mini-series with Dungeon Master Jorja Odd!
Four figures awaken in a dungeon with no recollection of how they got there. Meet Bailey, Douglas, Flour, and Olone as they wade their way through new-found powers to concoct an escape.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include: coarse language and fantasy violence.
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Bailey, Editing, and Production Manager is Tyrone Cross
Douglas is Steven Edwards
Olone is Olive Jerome
Flour is Rosemary Ochtman
Dungeon Master is Jorja Odd
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
Heal Magic Buff - EMINYILDIRIM
Bach - Goldberg Variations - Aria - BWV 988 (Arranged for Music Box) - GregorQuendel
Mozart - Lacrimosa / Requiem in D minor - K. 626 - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel
Falling Stars - A. J. Weidt - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel
Bach - Badinerie - BWV 1067 - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel
Satie - Gymnopedie No. 1 - Arranged for Music Box - GregorQuendel
SFX_MAGIC_FIREBALL_001 - JoelAudio
marching boots - Klankbeeld
Fire - mmutua
Ambience of cows and birds - Nontu_Lwazi00
Water Splash 1 - qubodup
extinguishing fire - soundslikewillem
Inspiring Orchestral Music with Majestic and Uplifting Themes - ViraMiller
Anime_sword_shing_synth_4 - wangzhuokun
This podcast was recorded and produced on the lands of the Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.