Portal Quandary
Portal Quandary is a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.
Portal Quandary
Episode 17: The Guard
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With the ice elemental and manticores out of the way, Team A is free to explore the castle. More familiar faces appear, but it was not the reunion they were hoping for. And where has Jonika gotten off to?
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and sexual references
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Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross
Andres is Steven Edwards
Daryl is Olive Jerome
Pookie is Rosemary Ochtman
Indigo is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant.
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Listener names in this episode include:
Jonika - @jonika_cazar
Sound effects used in this episode include:
Electronic music - Krzyk dłoni - TamerJack.exe
MagicSourceRotating - Akkaittou
Shower, A - InspectorJ
13080 stone crushing hit - RobinHood76
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.