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S2E7 - Catch-Up & Conspiracies

Season 2 Episode 7

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In S2E7, we catch up on everything that’s changed over the last couple of years — retirement, moving, new jobs, side hustles, and the weird turns life has taken since the first run of the podcast. From there, we drift into house drama, Bush League updates, the legendary backyard phallus, suspicious headlines, insider trading talk, and a few conspiracy-leaning rabbit holes that take the conversation in exactly the direction you’d expect from us. It’s part life update, part chaos, and part “how the hell did we get here?” in the best way. 

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SPEAKER_03

What's up, everybody? I mean, this is Robbie, and we're two assholes in a mic. Oi, there we are. I used to do that shit to my friend at Edwards. Uh his name is Robert Myers. And he used to cough kind of like that. And I saw I would always be like, he'd be like, fuck you.

SPEAKER_00

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So you message Sweeney as well, too. It's funny that we both message Sweeney.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, because you said that. And I was thinking, I was like, yeah, I'll message him because another one of my buddies reached out too and said that he wanted to do it. He said we should talk about aliens. I was like, ooh, we can fuck with some aliens.

SPEAKER_03

That sounds fun. Oh yeah. That sounds fun. I could talk about some aliens. Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but I've been I've been wanting to do excuse me. I've been wanting to do a catch-up episode. Just so what's been going on in our lives over the last you know, couple years. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I guess. I mean yeah, I don't know. I feel like mine's been a whole lot of not much. A lot of the same. Yeah, it's been a lot of the same. Sitting at home a lot. I did I had started at working obviously at Bush League. Uh been there a little over a year in uh coming up on a year and a half soon because I started in the very end of December of 24, because I got uh W2 for 50 bucks. Hell yeah. Yeah. Or W4s, W2, W2s, W4s? W2, W2. W2? Okay, shit.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, but I guess it makes sense because you've been settled. I guess for me it's been different because I retired and fucking moved to a different country.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, that's totally different for you. So yeah, I've been working there as I started off as uh what uh uh food runner twice a week, and then I was not getting bored, but I was getting bored and standing around, and I would still run around and do as much as I could, you know, filling the ice buckets for the bar, filling the ice bucket. Anyways, I don't want to get into too much details, but uh I went from food running into doing expo for the kitchen, and that's been fun and challenging up until recently. It's been kind of boring. Uh it's been slow. It's been really slow. So, not really slow, but it's been slower than it has been. I feel like we're like in a lull, right? Not a lull, but it's just that time of the season or whatever, you know. Hopefully it's gonna start picking up soon. And then I'm also bar backing uh once a week. Hopefully, I'm gonna move to twice a week after my trip to Oregon, and then I'll be doing uh once a week Fridays in uh in the kitchen as expo. So only three days a week. So yeah, and then um Erin got uh she started working again. You know, she took a little bit of time off as well, too, when you know, when I had fully retired from working, period, you know, when I retired. Oh, I worked at a car dealership for six months. So there was that.

SPEAKER_01

I think that was yeah, I think that we you had just started doing that towards the end of what we were recording last time. Copy. Copy that. Yeah, I was going back through some of the episodes, and I think that like I said, I think we got up to about I think it was September, August, September of 24.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, then I had already fucking been working at the the I I stopped working at that dealership in I guess it was around because I retired in 22, started working there in October. I got I got done working at the dealership in 23. April of 23. I quit on April Fool's 23. Really? Yep.

SPEAKER_04

Hmm.

SPEAKER_03

I've been retired, retired since then, from from then until December, the end of December of 24. So about a year and a half, I didn't do shit. Literally just got didn't do nothing. We just hung out and chilled and you know, and I'd occasionally mow the lawn and shit like that. You know what I mean? That was it. And I'd stream on whatnot. I stream on whatnot, selling Lego minifigs, I sell on eBay, selling sets, you know. So I do that shit. I was doing that a lot. I've calmed down on that a lot, you know, like I was making 30 grand a year just in selling Lego. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01

I think you started working there April 1st of 23.

SPEAKER_03

No, because I started I I retired in October 1st of 22. Yeah. And I started that following Monday at because I had my heart attack the day I retired, and then I spent the weekend in the hospital, and then I went to the car dealership and started working at Monday.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, I got the wrong dates on these. Uh, I was looking through my old list because one of them was called Robbie the Salesman. Robbie the Salesman. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was October 14th, 22, is when I got all that shit loaded up. Yeah, see. Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03

Me sorry, me sorry. I do I do remember things. Holy shit, I can't believe I actually fucking remembered in one. You guys can't see me, but I'm posing in a heroic stance. Yep, in a Greek god stance. Alright. So what else? What else for me? Uh, I guess that's basically it. You know, I'm not selling Lego as much. You know, I went from making like 30 grand a year to like five. You know, I I definitely was all like, I'm done doing this shit so much, you know, became too much like a job and less fun. So, anyways, so I'm doing it less, I'm doing it more as a hobby again, making extra money here and there. Like I'm going to Oregon, so I started selling a bunch on whatnot so that I could have like about a thousand dollars in cash to spend on, you know, so that way I'm not dipping into our you know, our job money, because you know, every month we or every two weeks when Aaron gets paid, whatever's in checking gets moved into our savings account. That's okay, and that's what we live on. So we technically live paycheck to paycheck, but that's because we're doing it on purpose, you know what I mean. Anyways, so I'm raising up extra money right now, so I got extra cash to if I see some fucking Lego or some shit, you know, I'll fucking snatch it up. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, that's that's basically it for me working at Bush League. Uh if anybody is in the DFW area, I highly recommend uh Bush League, not just because I worked there, I was a customer for six months before I started working there almost daily. Uh yeah, highly recommend Bush League. In the uh it's in uh Hudson Oaks. I don't know that it's uh it's like 900 Cinema Drive, if you guys want to know. 900 Cinema Drive, Hudson Oaks, Texas.

SPEAKER_01

Anyways, yep, can confirm, can confirm, great place, great food, great atmosphere. And of course, you'll have Robbie there.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, you'll have the bearded, the ginger beard. You'll have ginger beard there. Yeah. Or Angry Buddha, or whatever it was that you called me in the military. I go by elevated Buddha now because I'm elevated now. I have elevated my mind. That was the darkiest fucking laugh I've ever fucking laughed in my life. So I hope you guys enjoyed that. Oh man. Alright, so I hand it over to you.

SPEAKER_00

Um yeah, so like I said, I think I was about put in my retirement paperwork back in what was it? March of 25? No, March was when I retired, March 25, April, April 24.

SPEAKER_01

And uh it was just after senior results. Got gray zone, missed it by 0.5 second year in a row. So I was fucking done. I was like, I'm fucking done. I'm done. Fucking done. So yeah. I waited, uh I waited for the kids to get home from school, let them hit the button for me, and that was all she wrote. So yeah, I had a I had a lot of leave saved up. I got um my house hunting leave from my commander, so 79 days I had uh of terminal leave, which is a lot. Anyway, um, so we flew out from Jersey, um from Jersey to the United Kingdom. You know, Christy followed me around for 20 years, so I figured I'd you know I'd come back here with her and her, you know, so she can be closer to her family and friends. And I'm you know, I've come from a military background, so I was used to moving every four years. I'll you know, if you know us, right? We'll we'll settle down wherever the hell we can. Yeah. I'm in Texas now. Yeah, wherever the hell we can. Never would have thought that. Never in a million years. Yeah. But it just, you know, it happens that way. So anyway, I'm here. We're like, alright, cool, I'll get a job on base, not a fucking problem. Um, but December is when they started announcing the uh federal hiring freeze, and so no one was fucking hiring. So I was like, alright, well, I'll just wait till the 90 days is up because it was only supposed to be 90-day freeze, and so towards the end of the 90 days, they're like, oh, we're gonna extend it another 90 days. It's like fuck. And uh so that's when I was like, uh, you know, we'll start start looking into the the visa route work visa. I was gonna get one on base, I'll I'll start, you know, I'll start doing some job hunting off base. There were a couple potentials, but because because I didn't have my work visa already, they wouldn't hire me. I guess they wouldn't they wouldn't sponsor they wouldn't sponsor my visa because it just wasn't that important of a job or a position, so whatever. The one place that was gonna sponsor my work visa um was uh an aircraft maintenance company that was out it's out in Cambridge right now. And uh I almost got through to them, but I didn't I had I hadn't been living in country for more than five years, and I had to have been in the country for five years to get an MOD security clearance, the Ministry of Defense. And so I couldn't get a security clearance through them, even though I had I still had an active military or dod security clearance, yeah. It just it's not something that try that transferred over. Yeah. So I was like, ah, so that shit wasn't working out, and then I tried to apply for my spouse visa. You know how that shit went, ended up travel, you know, traveling back to the states. They wanted that money, they wanted that money, but they didn't. Oh, and that was and that was non-refundable too, so that was sweet.

SPEAKER_03

Well, the good news about that though is you got to spend a month out here with us.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, which was great, stressful for you, but great for me. It it was great, it was it it was as best it could have been for the situation. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I knew I knew that it's it did suck, yeah, because I had to wait a month away from the family, but that's not something that you know we're not used to already. Yeah, um, that was the worst thing about it was just having to spend the month away. But is what was awesome about it is that I got to come hang out with you guys, yeah and Aaron. Yeah, and uh and just you know, bullshit when we wanted to bullshit, we didn't do anything too fucking serious. It was hung out of Bush League a bunch, yeah. It was a chill fucking time.

SPEAKER_03

Went to Walmart and fucking Costco and Target. Well, did we go to Costco a bunch? About every day.

SPEAKER_01

We went to Costco a couple times, yeah. A couple times, yeah. We did that about every day, yeah. Uh and it was you know, I had nothing better to yeah, same, you know. So it's like, why the fuck not? Let's go do it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, it was great. And we smoked outside and fucking the fire pit every night. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Did a couple household projects.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, we did. Yeah, I haven't done since I mow the lawn.

SPEAKER_01

I mow the lawn. But you had to take down the fucking the big phallus.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that makes me sad. Tell them about the phallus. So why you tell them about it? You tell them you don't want to talk me into it. So I was growing a giant forest in my backyard before the county got called. Somebody called me, called on me, and made me the county contacted me, made me cut it down. But in the center of said forest that I was growing in the backyard, somebody fucking talked me into fucking mowing out a big cock and fucking balls that you could probably see. I'm sure the people that flew over my house every day was all like, dude, I cannot believe there's a cock and balls in that little fucking mini forest that's in that dude's backyard. Um, it was not a mini forest, it was fucking ferngully, and then the county made me cut down ferngully. I literally was watching little fucking mice and rabbits and stuff running from my mower as I was cutting down ferngully. It was one of the saddest things that's happened to me in recent times. Yeah, I was so upset. I was like, man, because I kept the outside fucking manicured and shit, you know what I mean, away from the fucking neighbors' yards and stuff, you know, at least 10 feet. Because I would do two, well, 54 by 54, that's 108 inches. So 108 inches wide, whatever the fuck that turns out to be. You know, it's 108 inches wide, you know, away from the fence line. You know what I'm saying? Anyway, uh still makes me sad. So now what I'm doing is I'm doing a much smaller fern gully strip that I'm gonna let fucking start growing and see if I get the county called on me again, but hopefully not. You know, that shit was sad as fuck, man. Like watching all the little bunnies and shit run from me. Like, I weed whacked the other day and found two bunnies, two little baby bunnies. Was weed whacking by the where I should have been weed whacking for a long time because there was a literally a fucking burrow right next to my uh sewage. What the hell is it called? Oh shit.

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Right?

SPEAKER_03

Septic tank? Septic tank, thank you. Um, Roxy had two tiny little meals. She found she found one of the bunnies and ate it, and then Sneaky felt Slinky found one and was just fucking playing with it. It's like screaming and shit, and he's not he's not eatening it yet. So I took it away from him and gave that one to Roxy because yeah. So those of you that are PETA, I'm sorry. Sorry, not sorry. That's uh that's nature for my dogs were hungry. Yeah, you know, just uh Shifu used to hunt them down for a day. He literally was running around this deck that I have out here that I had built because there was a bunny under there for a day non-stop. He was fucking manic and then finally caught that thing and ate it, and then ate all those. He ate five little baby bunnies that day. He had to eat himself in weight in bunnies that day. It was insane when he finally finally caught them. Sorry again, Peter. Not sorry. That's it.

SPEAKER_00

That's nature.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. So back to what you're doing got going on. Sorry, I took over for that.

SPEAKER_01

No, no, no, no, that's fine. It was it was a a great time. I laughed a lot. You tried to tell me that Aaron was gonna get mad, and I somehow talked you into it. Aaron, to his to his defense, he did tell me that you would get mad.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, Auntie said no too, and then when she saw it, she thought it was hilarious. Well, because the way I drew it out, it was like I left ball hair on there because I didn't I didn't as I cut the phallus completely, so it was like completely shaved phallus inside the grass. And then I drew out the balls but left the grass on the balls, so it was like hair.

SPEAKER_01

Dude, you know what's gonna be perfect is I think I have the picture. I have the picture from the day you cut it. And that it's all drawn out. Um, whenever we post this episode on our Facebook page, I'm gonna fucking include the picture in the comments that way they can see that shit. Nice.

SPEAKER_03

Nice because it was cool. I wish I could have seen it from the airplanes flying over, dude. Like I should have paid somebody to fly me over so I could take a sky fucking picture because I've been waiting for it to pop up on Google Maps forever and it ain't happened yet. Google Maps, if you're listening, just post it. Just fucking post it. Don't be scared. Don't be scared. Just do it. Just do it, just update it. I'm sure there's worse. I'm sure there's worse shit on there. There's there's dead bodies that you can zoom in on like a doc. You know, I don't, you know, that you've I don't know if that how real that is, but there's fucking like murder conspiracies and shit based on bodies that have been found on Google Maps.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah. I have seen those. Not the not the specific the dead bodies, but the random things that you can find on Google Earth.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. There's lots of there's lots of worse worser things than worse stuff. Much more much more worse things than a grass penis. Phallus, I mean it's not a penis, it was a it was a swollen erect phallus. With small balls, with tiny balls. Oh man, shit was funny. God damn it.

SPEAKER_01

That was mid-inhale.

SPEAKER_03

Mid inhale.

SPEAKER_01

Um, so fuck. What when was that? I got out there, what, the end of March and left the 5th of May or something like that?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Something like that. So got back, felt great. I'm like, you know, during that whole process, I'm you know, trying to we're trying to buy a house. And um so I don't have a job and I can't get a fucking mortgage without an actual job. So that's like what I'm trying to find a you know, a somewhat serious job so then I can have my you know income for my retirement and this job, and they'll be like, okay, cool, here's here's a fucking here's some money. Anyway, finally find a fucking job. When was it? It was the end of July. That uh it was for a um project manager position at the school at West of a College, and I was like, Oh, okay, cool. Well, you know, I know about managing some projects and you know, I have somewhat experience in education being an instructor in in the military, and so well let me let me try it out. And then uh went for the interview, and one of the dudes that um that was one of the interviewers was in the military, he's a um Royal Engine he was an engineer in the in the Royal Army. I didn't know it at the time, but just talking about the different projects that I managed in the military and this and that and all the things that were involved, like he could relate to, so he knew I wasn't trying to like bullshit my way through it. And um so they called me, uh they called me the next day and said, hey, you got the job. So I was like, fuck yeah. So the first of September is when I started that job. And um you know, I'm at the job learning learning a bunch of different shit. You know, not not just civilian life, but you know, UK life and UK education life and learning acronyms and learning processes, and you know, it was definitely a lot to take in, and it still is, you know, still is pretty hard to take in. But uh, you know, I think I got the hang of it now. Everyone at at the job is is great, they're nice, they're you know, they can make you laugh. Sure, there's some ups and downs of of any job. This one has way, way, way more ups than than downs.

SPEAKER_00

Um so that's you know, that's been a great process.

SPEAKER_01

But as far as the house is concerned, is we're we've kind of been fucked around a little bit. Yeah, dude. We had found you know, I think I might have mentioned this on one of the other episodes, but we had found a house. Um you know, finally found a place to put an offer in on. We we loved it. We we knew right away that we wanted the house. So we put offer in, it got approved, and we're going through the process of that. It uh you know, she was she had some health issues, and so she had a essentially she had a back out of the sale pretty far into the deal. Which, you know, is understandable. She had some medical things she needed to take care of.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um upsetting, but you know, it's not the not the end of the world. So we we pressed on, and within, I don't know, maybe about a week or so we found another property we want to go look at. And just from the pictures, we're like, we want this house. Like, we want to go look at it though, but but you know, just based on the pictures, we want that we want this house. And uh so went through that whole process as well. And we were into the final you know, final stages of that that process, and she pulled out because she wanted more fucking money. Yeah, that's gonna be a few. Yeah, so after just after she accepted that uh, you know, that offer, she we're exchanging contracts, she's like, uh, my neighbors sold their houses for more than you know, more than was expected, so I'm gonna get my house revalued and I'm gonna sell it sell it for more. So that spent about a week. Yeah, fucking bulch. Fucking bulch. So that kind of kinda kinda brings me up to to now. I think I think everyone by this point should know the bullshit that has gone gone by.

SPEAKER_03

Speaking of now, what about last night, huh? What happened last night? You didn't haven't heard shots fired at the oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. At the whatchamacallit dinner?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, you know what?

SPEAKER_03

I actually I took notes on that. I got one note, but yeah. Uh what what's it called again? What's the what's the fucking dinner? The White House Correspondence Dinner? Correspondence Dinner, thank you. Yep. Heroic pose again because remembered I wasn't fucking reminded. Yeah, the correspondence dinner. Yeah, you gotta write that down.

SPEAKER_01

Well, yeah, it's because it's through the White House Correspondence Association or something like that, but it's the dinner they put on, so it's just a correspondence dinner.

SPEAKER_03

So, what's your notes? Uh I'd like to hear your side first for once.

SPEAKER_01

Okay, so I looked it up. Um the guy's name is Cole Thomas Allen, 31-year-old teacher from California. Um, he traveled from Southern California, Torrance, Torrance is where he's from, out to Chicago and then out to DC. And he was uh he actually checked into the hotel where the dinner was being held. So I was like, God damn. So he was in the hotel, no criminal history, no criminal background, so he wasn't like on anyone's radar. Uh but when he stormed in, he shot one of the fucking guards that was in there. Um, shot him in the chest, but the guard obviously had on a uh bulletproof vest, so he was able to survive that that shit. So and they I guess they tackled him right after that. Yep, yep. Tackled him to the ground. They found him with he had a shotgun, a handgun, and a couple knives on him. But you know, obviously, if he traveled, if he traveled out from California to DC to go to do this, it was something that was premeditated for sure.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know that this is the first correspondence dinner that Trump has attended ever?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, yeah, I thought that was a fucking coincidence.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, that's a coincidence. Uh another coincidence, uh, press secretary saying shots will be fired before the dinner. That's a little sus. She said what? Shots will be fired. So in in, I will give what's the word I'm looking for here. I will give. I will link the store. So what she what she was saying is that Trump is going to have a lot to say. He's gonna be saying a lot, and shots will be fired. You know what I'm saying? So it wasn't meant in or said, and I want that to be clear. It wasn't said that shots will be fired, so that if anybody hears this and and it's been cut in a way that the press secretary is saying shots will be fired, and that's all that's said. Uh, that's not what actually she said, because I watched what she said the entirety of it, and it's she was basically talking about how Trump is gonna be saying a lot and shots will be fired and blah blah blah, in the language sense. Yeah, yeah. Um, I did still find it sus though, just because of all the other things that are sus, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Um the fact that it's his first dinner, you know, that he's ever been to. Uh the fact that he just bum rushed it the way that he did instead of trying to be, you know, if he's planning it all, all this and all that stuff, yeah. Why do it like that, anyways?

SPEAKER_01

Um well and I I thought about that. I thought about that too. And so maybe, you know, because you get there's gonna be layers, there's gonna be security checkpoints along the way to get into that area. So I I don't know what he would have been able to do to kind of sneak past the different layers of security. So maybe I don't have a criminal mind, you know. Maybe the way he thought about hey, the the the best chance I have is to fucking rush in.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

And I have if I have to fucking shoot somebody on the way in, that's what I'm gonna do, and that's what he did.

SPEAKER_03

And I feel like we're two logical people trying to get inside the mind of somebody who was at least at the time no longer logical, yeah. In his rage or whatever it was that drove him to do what he did, you know? Yeah, so this is just our speculations, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know, because we don't know shit about this dude. I don't know shit about this dude, other than that he is in his 30s and he's from Torrance, California. I think I've got a friend from Torrance. I don't want to say his name because I don't want, you know, don't want to put it out there or whatever, but I think I have a friend from one of my previous spaces that's from Torrance. Nice. Yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_01

Like I said, it's crazy that he didn't have, you know, no he no criminal record, no past history or anything like that. Like what motivation would he have had? I mean, he because he's he seemed more like on the science, the science side of things, because we had his bachelor, he went to Caltech. Um, but he had a bachelor's in uh mechanical engineering. And then I want to say he got a master's from California State in computer science. Yeah, he was a teacher at a some education company that is there to you know to help teach aspiring college students.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, so we might we might get uh a look inside his mind. You never know since he's yeah he was taken alive. That's good news.

SPEAKER_01

What's yeah, it is good news. Yeah, 100%. When no one has to die and we get some information, that's you know, that's good news.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um, but you know, what I would hate to fucking hear within the next fucking couple days is to find out that oh he hung himself in the in a cell somewhere, or yeah, he's gonna wake up suicided. Wait, he's gonna wake up suicided. So that and that's how I'm like, fuck man, like what what's being covered up now?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. I got a lot of thoughts on that that I'm gonna keep to myself.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we can talk about that offline. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah. Um, what else did I read? Let me see what I wrote down.

SPEAKER_03

Um You sent me a couple of links, but I forgot to write them down. Yeah, I didn't have my notebook with me at the time.

SPEAKER_01

There was something on another episode we talked about where you asked me to uh look up some um some I guess insider trading, the Trump administration doing insider trading.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was on Buzz Sprout, right? Or Buzz BuzzFeed. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um, yeah, I mean I I don't think that's I don't think it was Trump. I think it was his his administration. Yeah, yeah. That's what I wrote down. Trump Trump admin insider trading. Um just yeah, I just thought that it was very suspicious. Like there's a lot of trading activity that happened at very coincidental times. So that does have some weight to it then? Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Well, I mean, I'm talking about within minutes of public notification, like public release of information. Like and there's documentation of all that. It's cut cutting it close. Yeah, like within fucking minutes. Damn. Yeah. So it's like, you know, did somebody overhear a conversation that happened, or you know, was I don't know. Like I said, then we can get into that one. You know, I don't know. There have been pushes to do investigations though, so we'll hopefully you know, hopefully we heard something out of it. What are you doing? I'm just writing some notes down.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03

That's crazy, dude.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

All right. I'm gonna do another side note here. If if I wake up suicided, yeah. Yep. It's less likely for it for it to happen to Ian, or it's more likely for it to happen to Ian. One, you take your pick because you're overseas. I don't know how long the reach last goes, but I'm sure it's far. Disappear like the the now what 11 or 12 or 13 fucking 15 scientists now. Yep. Yep, we're up to 15. Now I'm not enough scientist, but I am obviously tied to to to the government with my my past and stuff, but I know nothing about aliens, so don't come fucking kill me on my alien topics. It's speculation, so don't come after me. Whoever the fuck's killing all these people. Let me smoke in peace. That is what I'm not let me go to Oklahoma and smoke in peace and then come back home, you know, to Texas because it's not allowed here.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, it's a fucking that's an expensive ass Uber ride. Yeah, it is, but it's worth it. Yeah, another thing that I was thinking of um yesterday evening was I was just listening to those recounts of that um those 15s that got shot down. Um and they had to go find that one of the pilots. I'm not sure if he read about that. Yeah, but yeah. Yeah, so those aircraft were from here at Lake and East. And so I mean that's that's public information, so it's not like a the secret information. That was all public.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um and so the pilot, you know, got shot down over Iran, and and they had to go and we had search and rescue, went and go find him and all that shit. And they released the information on the news outlets that they were saying that they were they used uh some heart murmur technology the CIA was had hands on. To find him? Yeah, to find him. They actually used this technology to find his heart murmur's heartbeat in the middle of the fucking night. Like satellites or something. I don't I don't know. They were able to pinpoint his exact location based on his heartbeat. That's insane. Yeah. So I'm gonna try to find the links. I'll send you the links. Um yeah, I'll send you the links, and maybe we can pick back pick that one back up on the next episode. Yeah, I'm writing it down. Okay. But like side note kind of um conspiracy leaning on that is if the CIA can listen to heartbeats, right? Then they know who's the sick fucks that are on Epstein Island.

SPEAKER_03

I mean, I would say yes and no to that. Uh to play devil's advocate, if if they weren't worried about that at the time and all that bullshit, then is that something that would they would, you know, you know what I'm saying? If that was important to them at the time, then I would agree that yes, they probably know what happened. But was that important to them at the time? Because did we know, did they know about it in a in a timely manner to even investigate that, you know, while it was all going down and stuff and all this other bullshit, but what's been released and what's been redacted, no, you know, they've gotta know, right? They've got to know what's been redacted.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, if he was a conspiracy, this is me p uh conspiracy thinking, is would they really investigate him if he was a CI agent? Investigate, yeah. Like if he was a CIA agent. If he was actually a CI agent, or like an informant, yeah, or you know, either an informant or maybe uh like I said, conspiracy side, whether or not he was a Mossad agent from Israel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I mean, there's there's all types of fucking things that go on with uh with that anyway. Kind of left topic. That was just some I like getting off topic. Yeah, I do. I do too.

SPEAKER_03

It's usually interesting.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I was just writing down that that you're gonna send the links so that I can remember. Yeah. Cool. So what else? Are we good?

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, we're good. I was gonna say it's coincidental that I got two percent left on my phone and it's about that time.

SPEAKER_00

Perfect time.

SPEAKER_01

Yep, so all right, guys, take it easy, stay safe. All right, everybody, be safe and make good choices.

SPEAKER_03

Bye.