S2E17 - Das Boot, Wing Debates, and Dog Farts

In S2E17, we get into Ian forgetting to charge his smoke setup, Robby dodging another day of work, and the questionable origins of drinking beer from a boot. From there, we debate breaded versus naked wings, talk beard maintenance in the heat, check in on Ian’s mailed package, and spend a healthy amount of time discussing Roxy, Slinky, dog farts, guard-dog behaviour, and why watching dogs crunch through duck heads is apparently entertaining to both of us. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

What up guys?

SPEAKER_00 0:01

I'm Ian. And this is Robbie, and we're two assholes in a mic.

SPEAKER_01 0:05

Um I don't even remember what I was about to say. What did I say as you were walking back into the garage?

SPEAKER_00 0:11

I was gonna say you said you were gonna say something and then silence.

unknown 0:15

Fuck.

SPEAKER_00 0:16

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 0:17

Whatever. I'll cut it'll come to me.

SPEAKER_00 0:20

I was busy walking and trying to remember my notepad.

SPEAKER_01 0:24

I was distracted. I was walking.

SPEAKER_00 0:28

I was walking.

SPEAKER_01 0:30

Oh, I fucking forgot to charge my shit last night.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

Oh, yeah, you said you fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 0:37

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 0:37

Is that what you forgot? So it's dead?

SPEAKER_01 0:40

It's got one bar of six. So it'll probably it'll probably use all the battery getting to temperature. And then I'll have maybe like fucking three hits on it, but then it'll die.

SPEAKER_00 0:52

You know, it doesn't have to be charged.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

I wish I had a fucking portable charger. Oh, see? Boom. It's flashing at me. Now see the battery's about to die.

SPEAKER_00 1:01

This doesn't have to be charged. My tobacco pipe.

SPEAKER_01 1:04

Yep. I will soon have one of those that I can just send my backyard.

SPEAKER_00 1:13

There you go, Slinky.

SPEAKER_01 1:14

That's one already.

SPEAKER_00 1:15

One minute seconds in one minute.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

38 seconds in.

SPEAKER_00 1:26

Like just before you called or sent the link. Went to the bar today. Don't have to go to work.

SPEAKER_01 1:34

Noise.

SPEAKER_00 1:35

Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

Did they have someone to cover for you or what?

SPEAKER_00 1:40

Yeah, once somebody wanted to. So he's all like, hey, can I take your shift? I was all like, uh, say less. Uh yeah. Yes, yes, you can. Yes. Allison's all like, hey, did you want me to go get your check? I was like, bro, I haven't worked in two weeks. I don't get no checks. Yeah. I was like, you can go get a blank check for me if you want. That'd be nice.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

Maybe that'd just be disrespectful to give you a check for $0.00.

SPEAKER_00 2:09

Exactly. That's just fucking. It's just not nice. I mean, it's like the taxes I paid on the first day that I worked was for fucking $50.

unknown 2:23

Damn.

SPEAKER_00 2:24

Because I worked one one day in 2024. So I got a damn W2 for 50 bucks. Nice. Yeah. Rock she's over there digging at something hard. Watch her catch like a little rabbit because it's underneath her like a rock. I got a big old huge rock like this big sitting over there by that tree. She's digging underneath it.

SPEAKER_01 2:52

Has that rock always been there or what?

SPEAKER_00 2:54

It's a big old con it's actually uh one of the concrete things in the ground for one of my posts. I dug it out of the ground and just use it kind of like a little display rock upside down.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Gotcha. Does it still have the pole in it?

SPEAKER_00 3:11

No, I took the pole out. No, the pole slid out. That's why I dug up that. There was a bunch of ants in it, so I fucking pulled it out, killed the queen, and then flipped the thing over upside down, and then left it there. No ants have been back yet.

SPEAKER_01 3:28

So die, bitch.

SPEAKER_00 3:31

Die, boat, bolt.

SPEAKER_01 3:35

So what do you have written down on that notepad of yours?

SPEAKER_00 3:40

Today, absolutely nothing. I don't think I'm gonna use it anymore like a daily type thing. I'm just gonna use it for notes that I need for myself or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, I was just becoming like a chore. Yeah. Instead of like something cool.

SPEAKER_01 4:00

Yeah, yeah. Yep. I think uh definitely we've talked about stuff like that before. Can't remember what I had written down. I was supposed to look up evolution.

unknown 4:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:11

Vacuum and space. Das boot. Oh, Das Boot.

SPEAKER_00 4:15

Das Boot.

SPEAKER_01 4:16

Where that where that actually came from. I was actually I was I was looking into it, and it has to do with um there was a I want to say it was a British general or it was a military leader of some sort that was, you know, rallying the troops and trying to give them the pep talk and saying that if they won that battle, then he would drink the first beer from his that they would he would drink the beer, the first beer from his boot. And so then from then on, it was like it became like one of those things where you started drinking, drinking the first beer after battle from your boot, and then they started getting like uh ornamental mugs and shit. So it was then a glass m a glass jar, glass mug of a boot.

SPEAKER_00 4:57

That's disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 4:58

Yeah. So that's where that's where the dust boots origin originated from.

SPEAKER_00 5:04

That's cool, but it's disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

Hey man, if we just fucking survived wars, survived a fucking battle.

SPEAKER_00 5:14

Yeah, especially during those times too.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:19

What years was it?

SPEAKER_01 5:21

Mmm, I don't recall. I had it on my browser.

SPEAKER_00 5:26

You guys are outside fucking around, and then you come in here just to fucking fart and then leave. Both of them, uh, they're in here shitting themselves, and then they stink. Fucking shit dogs. Damn it. Shit ass dogs. Which one of you did it? Dude, it's probably Slinky. Slinky's sneaky. He's he doesn't fart loud, man, but I was brushing him the other day, yesterday, and that motherfucker let one loose and it just fucking uppercut me right in the face, dude. It was so bad.

SPEAKER_01 6:01

Well, he did that the other day too.

SPEAKER_00 6:03

What the hell did you eat?

SPEAKER_01 6:04

He was sitting on your lap and he did that. We were I think we were recording.

SPEAKER_00 6:09

He's done it multiple times to me now. Were we? Yeah. He's done it to me multiple times now. He's gotten me. That's why I know it's him now because it was it's at least two times, but I don't ever hear him. Better hurry up.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

Make myself pass out.

SPEAKER_00 6:32

So how's work today?

SPEAKER_01 6:34

Um, it was good. I went up to Ipswich to uh work out at Ipswich in the morning. Um I had an appointed to get my windshield replaced and Kirsty's car, so I drove out to Ipswich to work out at ISW Ipswich today. Got the windshield replaced. Ipswich. And so it's about maybe 45 minutes from here. We have a we have a school up there, uh Sixworm College. So I was just up there shelling in an office up there, and then um, yeah, like I said, I got my windshield replaced and then uh headed back to Barrie. Worked for a couple hours and left about four. It's pretty good.

SPEAKER_00 7:11

Nice. I'm gonna do shit again. I didn't even stream, so I literally haven't done shit today. I went to the bar. I went to the bar and had lunch, had a grilled ham, cheese, and jalapeno sandwich. Fucking delicious.

SPEAKER_01 7:27

What was it?

SPEAKER_00 7:28

Grilled jalapeno ham and cheese sandwich. Sounds good. So grilled diced up jalapenos, and then a big old layer of fucking ham, and then two slices of cheese. And it was the kids' one, so it's cheap. It's like eight bucks. $8.99, I think. You know, and then I get 25% off on days that I don't work.

SPEAKER_01 7:51

It's nice.

SPEAKER_00 7:52

Yeah. It's like $13 for me in all them to eat.

SPEAKER_01 7:57

Yeah. Kirsty brought some wings home yesterday from this place uh in Milton Hall. It's called Top G Wings. It's it's they're they're decent wings. Um, but they're definitely the best wings in this area. But I was eating them, and they hit um granted they they were sitting in the box for a little while because Kirsty had to go, they went and ate, and then they bought some for me to bring home, but then they had to go to Kirst uh Brook School to talk to the her teachers about something, and then she came home. So it was like somewhat cold and soggy by the time I got it.

SPEAKER_00 8:33

There's still some pretty or naked.

SPEAKER_01 8:37

Uh the ones that I got um yesterday were breaded. I think lemon pepper because it was either it was either parmesan, garlic parmesan, breaded, or lemon pepper naked.

SPEAKER_00 8:50

I would have got lemon pepper naked. I can't stand breaded wings. It's just too much.

SPEAKER_01 8:56

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 9:01

I mean they get soggy. I I'll eat them if they're crunchy, but like I got I got 15 yesterday at work. Yeah, I can only eat like six of them. So the rest of them are in the fridge, and I can eat them cold because they're naked. They don't get all that nasty soggy breading.

SPEAKER_01 9:18

Yeah. I guess if you're gonna eat them there on the spot and not take any home, then you can eat god damn it.

SPEAKER_00 9:25

You can either do bread that aren't bad.

SPEAKER_01 9:28

Yeah, breaded aren't bad. Even with like a dry rub instead of like a sauce or some type of seasoning. Some type of seasoning, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:36

Yeah, I get dry rub now, and then I get the wet sauce on the side. So I can just dip it in there, and then you get like the exact amount of sauce that you want. It's not all fucking messy, it's a lot cleaner to eat when you've got a stupid mustache and beard like I do, you know. So it's just easier to eat like naked wings with a dry rub.

SPEAKER_01 9:55

Get a fucking mess.

SPEAKER_00 9:57

Yeah, and what I've been doing lately is with the drums, I haven't been eating the drums right away. I wait till they cool off and then I just peel the meat off of them and eat it instead of like eating it like corn on the cob. Gets all in my fucking mouth, and I get I get fucking beard hair in my mouth and all that bullshit, you know.

SPEAKER_01 10:18

Yeah, I wanna be able to do that. That's why I just uh yeah, all day was just constantly rubbing my face and just trying to get all the sweat out of my beard, and then my face just started to hurt. I was like, I'm not fucking doing this. Can't fucking do it. And it was like low 80s today, so it's like if it's getting if it's gonna get a little bit hotter, I'm not doing it.

SPEAKER_00 10:46

That's why I shaved in July last year.

SPEAKER_01 10:49

Yeah. And then maybe when it cools off, I'll start again.

SPEAKER_00 10:52

Yeah. I want to at least get a yeared. I've gotta get one yeared in. Yeah. Yeah, one full year of unshaving, see what it looks like after a year. I know one of the kids um he works at the coffee shop, the local coffee shop that I go to. His dad every January 1st shaves completely, and then that's it. He just shaves once a year, grows a yeard, he calls it, and then he shaves it again. A yeard.

SPEAKER_01 11:22

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 11:23

But I want to braid it. Time to get to a year and then fucking braid it.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

No, I'm out.

SPEAKER_00 11:30

Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 11:32

I got plenty more to smoke too.

SPEAKER_00 11:35

Whatever. They are like, shit, now what? Now what?

SPEAKER_01 11:42

I'll get some, I'll get some more later. I got my vape upstairs. Could have Kirsty throw it down when she goes up, if she goes up before I man, I'm surprised they let me fucking mail that box out.

SPEAKER_00 11:52

I told you it was stupid. They probably didn't even notice.

SPEAKER_01 11:56

I mean, like I don't know. It was because I sent one package out that was less than a pound, and then the box was the second thing that I mailed out. So I don't know if they're like, oh well, I already processed this first one.

SPEAKER_00 12:10

How much did it weigh?

SPEAKER_01 12:11

Uh I'm not sure. It's inside. Not a lot. Oh my guess is three pounds at the most.

SPEAKER_00 12:21

Oh, really? I was gonna say. I wonder how long it's gonna take to get here.

SPEAKER_01 12:27

Yeah, I don't know. I'd imagine maybe two weeks. Two weeks, maybe maybe not even that.

SPEAKER_00 12:34

You think that seems long. I ordered from I ordered Legos from Denmark before, and it usually gets here in about a week or two.

SPEAKER_01 12:44

I guess we'll see.

SPEAKER_00 12:45

Yeah, that's what I was just curious. I'm just wondering since it's through USPS the whole way, you know what I mean? I just wonder if it'll be faster or if it'll be slower. Um, yeah, I don't know. I got cheese under my fingernail. Yeah. Or my grilled cheese sandwich. I got it. It's gone. What? Just random cheese under my fingernail. What?

SPEAKER_01 13:18

Nothing. I thought that was funny.

SPEAKER_00 13:20

I just had a grilled cheese sandwich.

SPEAKER_01 13:22

I I get it.

SPEAKER_00 13:26

You're mean laughing at me.

SPEAKER_01 13:28

I didn't do anything.

SPEAKER_00 13:30

Making me feel self-conscious about my Fromanda cheese. Cheese from under my nail.

SPEAKER_01 13:39

I think it was just the random just a random comment. It's like it came out of nowhere. Cheese under my fingernail. That's all funny about it.

SPEAKER_00 13:57

Fucking weirdo. Oh shit, there's more under my thumbnail too. Damn.

SPEAKER_01 14:03

Those the oh, is is that the cheese? That's the cheese. The cheese nug.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

Ew. That's kind of a big piece of cheese, huh? Should give it to the doggies. They had uh they had quesadilla and french fries. Nice. Me and Autumn couldn't finish our food, you know what I mean? So they got like they got a little bit of ham, some bread, some cheese, and then some quesadilla and french fries.

SPEAKER_01 14:36

That's probably why they're farting.

SPEAKER_00 14:37

Slinky got two tiny bites. Roxy vacuumed up the rest. He just eats so slow, it's funny. Like he'll pick something up and take it off. I'm all like, bro, you missed it. Oh god, she's eating it all. I actually stuck my foot over a piece of quesadilla so Roxy couldn't get it, so that Slinky could actually run back over and get at least one more piece. And that's all he got was the other piece that was under my foot. Damn. Roxy eats fast. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

Came hung up uh after school. Well, she went to his house after school, and then he came over here. They walked from his house to here.

SPEAKER_00 15:17

Oh, it's not that far?

SPEAKER_01 15:19

No, it's not that far. So they were just over there.

SPEAKER_00 15:23

You just go pick her up normally because it's dark, but it's not dark now.

SPEAKER_01 15:27

Yeah. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_00 15:33

She could laughing.

SPEAKER_01 15:35

She no, she's probably laughing because I'm high.

SPEAKER_00 15:38

Oh, I thought she I thought she was I thought she could hear me. That I was on like fucking speaker phone.

SPEAKER_01 15:43

No.

SPEAKER_00 15:44

That'd have been awesome if she could have heard that.

SPEAKER_01 15:46

I'll I'll make sure she listens to this.

SPEAKER_00 15:49

Just that part.

SPEAKER_01 15:50

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

So what are they up to causing trouble?

SPEAKER_01 15:57

Um no, they they I guess he saw one of his friends over in the east. So he took they took a couple of water guns that we have and I went and chased him down with the water gun. Oh, well, nice. Yeah. I think they're just coming back to hang out. He's I think he's about to walk back to his house. We offered to give him a ride, but he's like, no, I just want to walk.

SPEAKER_00 16:21

Well, I mean, it sounds nice out there, so I can't imagine it being too bad.

SPEAKER_01 16:25

No.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

I can hear the birds and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 16:28

Yeah. I think it's still about low 70s right now. Fucking beautiful up. Sun will be up for probably another couple hours.

SPEAKER_00 16:35

Yeah, not cold, not too cold, not too not too hot. Yeah. It's 84 today, I think. With what is the temperature now? 83. Supposed to be 85, so it'll be 85 by 4, it says. But it's muggy because it's been raining. So it's like 85 and just like muggy.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

Yeah. Yeah. I've always hated that.

SPEAKER_00 17:02

Yeah, I'd rather be in a dry heat. Like it was 100 degrees in Vegas when I was hanging out with Emily, and it didn't feel as bad as this.

SPEAKER_01 17:10

Yeah. Yeah, I know like you get the when you get a breeze in a dry heat, it's somewhat nice. Makes you bearable.

SPEAKER_00 17:20

Yeah, because your sweat is actually working.

SPEAKER_01 17:23

Yeah. But on those hot fucking days, it's like a blow dryer.

SPEAKER_00 17:29

Yeah, it's like a blow dryer. Yep. Like you're stuck inside of a damn dryer, and fucking wind is just constantly going. Yeah. There goes another one. 20 minutes later. There's a little girl walking. They just gotta bark at everybody. I'm all like, you can't tell that she's not dangerous. Better to bark at everybody than to bark at nobody. You know? Yeah. People think they can just jump the fence and take all my shit. That dog's nice.

SPEAKER_02 18:13

Sure.

SPEAKER_00 18:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:18

Get their ass tore up.

SPEAKER_00 18:20

Roxy nipped the neighbor in the butt, apparently, because the gate was open and she left the gate open on accident. And she went to go close the gate. And Roxy. I think what Roxy did was bumped her in the butt. You know? But she didn't have like no marks or anything like that. She said, you know, but I think she was all like, yo, bitch, like, don't touch my gate. Then bumped her because she's done that to me before, like goofing around playing and stuff. But she I've noticed her do it when she's like mad at like Rock or uh Slinky. She'll like push him like hard with her nose. Like she'll just like you know, instead of biting him. And I'm all like, ooh, that looked like it hurt. So I think that's what she did to her. But either way, you know, she's on the property, you know, so like if she's a bite her, I don't want to fuck you. She was trying to close the gate and Roxy got her. I don't know why I said that. There was a re there was a point that I had, but I don't remember what it is now. Talking about barking at the neighbors and oh yeah, so like I'd rather her, you know, do that, you know, barking at the neighbors and you know, doing what she did than to nobody. You know, just letting them all get in and do whatever the hell they want. Because she knows the neighbor, but she still is all like, you don't belong here. Right, you know, bitch. Yeah, but she'll let like auntie and uncle open the gate and get on the property. She'll let um she'll let Alison walk onto the property and stuff now.

SPEAKER_01 19:51

Nice.

SPEAKER_00 19:52

So, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:53

Yeah. Guess that's good that she understands who you're comfortable with, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:58

Yeah, exactly. That's cool. She's such a good girl. Huh mama. Yeah, you keep playing with him. Don't come over here. Oh no. I did this. I did this.

SPEAKER_02 20:09

She fucked up.

SPEAKER_00 20:13

She did stop. Okay, she stopped. We're good. He's made eye contact again, though. She slinky's defending. He's defending right now. He wants to play so bad. So he's like keeps jumping up at her and stuff is distracting her.

SPEAKER_01 20:29

Playing D.

SPEAKER_00 20:30

It's a funny one. Yeah, yeah, exactly. See, she just did it to him. She just did the nose thing again. That's why I know, like she can play while doing it, but you know, just like biting, you know, like she can she play bites with me and stuff, you know. Yep. Then she's she's also bit me hard before, you know. But we were fighting then, so it was Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:53

A little bit different.

SPEAKER_00 20:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:55

Big head ass bitch.

SPEAKER_00 20:57

Big head ass bitch. Huh. Big head ass bitch. You think they can hear you? I bet you they can hear your panting ass. I can hear you. I can hear you. Oh yeah. Then they can. Yep. This one you can't hear him panting at all because he's a whittle. He's only putting out ounces of air. Instead of CFMs, it's like it's like OFMs, ounces of ounces of air per second per hour. He's just a wee will guy, huh? Just putting out little bits of air. He got in trouble today because he lifted his leg and peed on one of my Lego boxes today. Yeah. He did like a mark. Also, like, no, sir. No, sir. Get your ass in a kennel. You don't like when he's bugging you, huh? She's pushing on, she's just pushing like four times. She's all like, get off of me. And then he's all owl and he gets up and runs away. Like, she don't want nothing. Right now, I think she realizes he don't like that shit. So she's like, it's so funny. It's like a like a what you would expect a bird to do or something, you know. She looks like she's pecking him.

SPEAKER_01 22:13

Pecking at her. Yeah. Pecking at him.

SPEAKER_00 22:16

Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking weird. Especially just because her head is like probably weighs the same as him. You know, it's obviously not as big as him, like, because he's so long, but I betcha her head weighs close to the same as his. Yeah, I can believe that. You said big head ass dog.

SPEAKER_02 22:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:35

Not as big as Panther's head. I don't think Panther. I think Panther's head is bigger. But and I just realized Panther's a female. That's a big ass fucking Connie Kane Corso for a female, too.

SPEAKER_01 22:48

I guess I never realized.

SPEAKER_00 22:50

Yeah, because like Shadow's a male, so you expect it to be bigger, you know what I mean? But like Panther is is a female. I thought it was a male the whole time. And then the dude has been like talking. He let her run out in the wild for like a week or some shit like that. I don't fucking know. And then he brought her back uh to thing. He's over there in England, I think. The dude sounds British.

unknown 23:15

Really?

SPEAKER_00 23:15

And he actually like talks about her. Yeah. He's talking about her. He's got a couple of dogs that he does um like videos where you watch them eat all the raw fucking all the duck heads and kiwis and liver and all that stuff. I like watching those videos.

SPEAKER_01 23:33

Yeah. I love hearing the crunches.

SPEAKER_00 23:36

Yeah, I like when they eat the duckhead the most because that's the one that gets the crunchiest. And the chicken feet.

SPEAKER_01 23:43

Yeah, that's all fucking cool. I do like watching that.

SPEAKER_00 23:47

I bet you were like people probably think that shit's weird. Most most people probably think it's weird, but I like watching it.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

Yeah, same. I might think we've already established we're not normal.

SPEAKER_00 23:58

That's true. Especially you, you fucking weirdo. Fucking weirdo guy. You don't even paint your nails. Jeez.

SPEAKER_01 24:14

You don't paint your nails. What are you gay?

SPEAKER_00 24:20

Shit. I was in my stream, and did I tell you about this? Where the person came in and they were all like, hey, are you a hippie or you gay? And they spelled it G-E-Y.

SPEAKER_01 24:32

Yeah. You did say that.

SPEAKER_00 24:35

I was like, no, I'm neither of those things. I'm neither of those things. That shit was funny. People probably get butthurt, or somebody got butthurt, and they're like, oh my god. I was like, it's fine. You know, you can't do this and not expect to. And then when I told him why, he's all like, oh, I'm so sorry. I was all like, that's right, you fucking dickhead. Feel like an ass white.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

Like an ass wipe.

SPEAKER_00 25:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:02

And on that note, I think it's time.

SPEAKER_00 25:05

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 25:07

Uh all right, guys. Take care. Stay safe. Catch you later.

SPEAKER_00 25:10

Be safe. Make good choices. Bye. Bye.