S2E28 - Summer Projects, Stinky Paws, and Digital Game Trust Issues

In S2E28, we kick things off with full dad-mode chaos, dog hair everywhere, and Slinky demanding attention like usual. From there, we get into Slinky’s stinky feet, dogs sweating through their paws, baby teeth, Roxy trying to sit on Robby, USA versus Australia, clogged “tobacco” carts, pipe cleaners, future podcast guest ideas, becoming a better parent with age, Autumn’s online art contest, summer plans, camping, Alaska, Lego Batman, Fortnite, Forza, PlayStation Plus, and why Robby still doesn’t fully trust digital games. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_03 0:00

What's up everybody?

SPEAKER_01 0:01

It's Ian. And this is Robbie. We're both two assholes and a mic. Kirsty, come here. Come here.

SPEAKER_03 0:10

Come here. Come here. What's up? Kirsty, come here! Oh, you're gonna go make a sandwich? I didn't make you one because I wasn't sure if it was gonna be like soggy and how you wanted it or anything like that. I didn't I didn't eat, so I'm with you.

SPEAKER_01 0:29

Damn, you couldn't even make a sandwich for Damn.

SPEAKER_03 0:34

Asher needed I wonder if Surison changed. I made Asher food. And I made high food. Um brook food. And I was hot and sweaty. You don't need to. Oh god damn, this is gross, man. Look at this.

SPEAKER_01 0:54

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03 0:56

Fucking gross.

SPEAKER_01 0:57

Damn.

SPEAKER_03 0:57

Yeah. Fucking everywhere. All the fucking hair.

SPEAKER_01 1:02

Look at him staring at me.

SPEAKER_03 1:03

I see him. He's like, why aren't you not petting me?

SPEAKER_01 1:07

Yeah. There you go, buddy.

SPEAKER_03 1:09

Why is your leg not crossed so I can lay down?

SPEAKER_01 1:12

Yeah. He wants me to pet him. Come on, buddy. You know the you know the routine. Yes. Yes, yes. That's a good boy.

SPEAKER_03 1:25

So yeah, so there we had a bunch of different projects that need to get done over the summer. So it's essentially the summer, all the summer room moves and summer projects and stuff like that. And normally we would get we would get assigned um specific projects, specific rooms, specific things, and I think because there's not enough time to scope all the projects individually. What our boss decided to do was to group all the projects together, submit a tender for all of the works together, meaning they just put it a package together, they submitted it out through our framework process. All the different companies could then review what work we had, and then they could bid on that, saying, you know, we're what we can do that job for X amount of pounds, or and it'll only take us this long, X, Y, and Z. So you would have different companies just come in and and essentially bid on a contract, just very much like how the military does with all their contractors and shit like that.

SPEAKER_00 2:27

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:28

And so because we were already in the process of like doing our own projects before she said, let's just throw them all together in one tender, we didn't get to finish it. And so she reassigned certain things. And so for the most part, we got everything taken care of. We submitted the fucking tender, we got responses back, we had all these contractors come out, we had had them you know essentially survey the areas and send us quotes. And there were a few very small fucking minor things that were on the tender or that was that were omitted from the tender. And uh so then my boss, like, it was we need to have an urgent meeting in the morning. I advise you guys cancel all your meetings too, so we can talk this over, blah, blah, blah. So I was like, all right, well, we obviously missed something big if she's if she's emailing at nine o'clock and saying that we um omitted something. With that being said, she identified everything that she thought was wrong. We as a team quickly were like, nope, that's not a big deal. We can move this here, we can do this here. We quickly as quickly as a team came up with solutions like on the spot really quick. Um, and then we kind of divided and conquered. I went and took some more pictures of some things, um, took measurements of certain things, found tables and chairs that we could use.

SPEAKER_01 3:41

Um, and so it was uh yeah, like I said, I felt I felt good that we as a team were able to um so you had some job satisfaction today.

SPEAKER_03 3:52

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but it's all dude.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

I think you need a bath because all I can smell is his feet.

SPEAKER_03 4:00

Ugh. His feet?

SPEAKER_01 4:03

Yeah, his feet, like his pads.

SPEAKER_03 4:05

It's very specific. Why why not his fur? Is it normally the feet that smell? Oh, their feet. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

No, he smells like a regular dog right there. He smells like his feet.

SPEAKER_03 4:16

Smell his paw.

SPEAKER_01 4:19

Ooh, buddy, buddy. Buddy. Buddy, your feet smell like feet. Oh shit. That's nasty. Yeah, it's not that bad.

SPEAKER_03 4:33

I'm surprised that there's a lot of people that don't know that dogs sweat from their paws.

SPEAKER_01 4:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:38

Well, I guess that's the only the only area they can sweat from. Yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

That the I mean, as far as I know of, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:46

Watch us be talking about our ass. They're like, no, they sweat out of their nose, you fucking idiot.

SPEAKER_03 4:49

You fucking dumb dumb bastard.

SPEAKER_01 4:52

Dumb dumbs.

SPEAKER_03 4:53

You dumb fucking idiot.

SPEAKER_01 4:56

You're such a good boy, Slinky. I love you. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Good boy. I need to take him in to get this tooth taken care of.

SPEAKER_03 5:08

Was it like chipped or what?

SPEAKER_01 5:10

No, his baby tooth still for his big tooth. You know, the big canine.

SPEAKER_03 5:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:17

Uh he has two teeth. He's got a baby tooth still.

SPEAKER_03 5:21

It just won't come out.

SPEAKER_01 5:22

Yeah. They have to do surgery to get it out. I don't want him to get an infection or anything. Roxy, back up, bro. You are too big to be in my lap. You just way, way too much.

SPEAKER_03 5:36

One of these days, she's gonna come sit on you.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

Dude, she's done it before.

SPEAKER_03 5:41

Yeah, she's like, I don't give a fuck if she's gonna be able to get it.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

She sits on my foot, dude. Like, if I'm not paying attention, she'll like back up and sit on my foot. I'm like, get your big ass butthole off my toes. Nobody wants your butthole on their feet. Dude, dude. God damn. Like Slinky will do that shit sometimes, and I'll fold his fucking tail back under. I'm all like, put your fucking tail down. Don't put your tiny butthole on my shirt.

SPEAKER_03 6:04

Get out of here. You know you got fucking poo-stains on your shirt.

SPEAKER_01 6:09

Yeah, exactly. I'm like, don't you have a common decency to put your tail over your butthole? I'm wearing my fucking pants. Like, the least you could do is put your tail down.

unknown 6:20

Bulches.

SPEAKER_01 6:21

Fucking assholes. Bulches. God, I gotta go to Walmart and get chicken. Oh, dang, uh, who's playing tonight?

SPEAKER_03 6:28

Uh USA and Australia.

SPEAKER_01 6:31

Yes, USA and Australia. That's right. It's playing in like 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_03 6:36

No, they're already they already started. What? Yeah, they started 30 minutes ago.

SPEAKER_01 6:40

They told me, oh, it's probably fucking East Coast time. Son of a bitch. Oh well.

SPEAKER_03 6:45

Yeah, they started a little bit more and watched. USA already had a had a goal at like 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 6:51

Sweet, dude.

SPEAKER_03 6:53

But it wasn't even a goal that they kicked, it was off the foot of the fucking Australian player.

SPEAKER_01 6:58

Hey, you gotta get the points where you can get them. Goal is a goal.

SPEAKER_03 7:03

I don't know what fucking gets up inside here.

SPEAKER_01 7:06

Sometimes it's just really hard to fucking It's the fucking um the residue. But it's like all that smoke and steam, like it becomes like condensation inside the pipe or whatever. So you gotta get like a pipe cleaner or some shit and clean it out or something. Yeah, I try to.

SPEAKER_03 7:24

I always try to use a fucking toothpick. And I can I mean I get out a little bit, but I don't think it's a little bit more.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

I mean the shit's like fucking tar. Like it's like if you can just clear a pinhole, that's usually what I end up doing. But like with my pipe, you know what I mean? I don't know how big the pinhole is for you or whatever, but I can I can stick these uh pipe cleaners in there. I use pipe cleaners. That's what you should get. Some pipe cleaners. Pipe. And then you can just run it through. Because it goes all the way through, right? With an open hole, there's no screen or like check valve or anything crazy like that.

SPEAKER_03 8:04

Yeah, there is.

SPEAKER_01 8:05

Oh, it's the little guy. The little guy. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Is it's pulling more than the vaporizer can fucking like burn and it goes into the tube. I try to make it fucking. It happens with dispos all the time.

SPEAKER_03 8:18

Like I don't know how to. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 8:20

Just feels like there's nothing you can do. There's literally nothing you could do. It's bullshit. I thought you were talking about your I thought you were talking about your vaporizer, not your not the dispos. Yeah, those dispos get clogged all the fucking time. Because somehow, like, I'll see it like unburnt uh God, what oil, resin, whatever the fuck you want to call it. Yeah, yeah, resin or rosin, whichever one you got. Hey, get your butthole off my shirt. He just did it. Forgot what I was gonna say. Oh, so it somehow gets past the vaporizer, you know, and goes there. Like sometimes you'll see it.

SPEAKER_03 9:01

Yeah. Botanical turpids.

SPEAKER_01 9:05

Like I've had it to where it literally pops when it broke loose because the vaporizer got it hot. It it popped and a tiny drop like hit me in the back of the troat, all fucking hot and shit. I was like, oh. Yeah, those are some cheaper, cheap pieces of shit.

SPEAKER_03 9:21

Yeah, but I've had definitely had it come up through the little hole, but it's like it is like a fucking wax.

SPEAKER_01 9:26

Yeah. Yeah, because it gets goes past the vaporizer somehow, and then it gets hard. Like like the tar, like it is. Usually I think rosin is thicker, if I remember correctly. That's why they just do one one grams instead of two grams, last longer, I think.

SPEAKER_03 9:44

Oh yeah, that just says distillate vaporizer cartridge. 85.

SPEAKER_01 9:49

That's all it says.

SPEAKER_03 9:50

This is WSV 85-1. Medicinal cannabis. Distillate vaporizer cartridge. THC is 850, yeah, yeah, uh 850 milligrams. So 85% indica.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

So that's a one gram. That's a one gram cart or dispo.

SPEAKER_03 10:11

Yeah, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

Yeah, if it's 850 THC, it's 85%, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 10:16

Yeah, it's just 0.95 gram.

SPEAKER_01 10:18

Yeah. So it's actually a little bit higher than 85%. If it's 85, 850 milligrams, 950 milligrams total.

SPEAKER_02 10:30

Yeah, it just says 850 milligrams and 10 milligrams of CBD.

SPEAKER_01 10:36

Nice. That's the first tobacco hit I've taken this morning.

SPEAKER_03 10:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:44

Uh this afternoon. It's this morning for me, y'all. I woke up at fucking 2.05. And I just said y'all, so now I'm gonna go kill myself.

SPEAKER_03 10:52

Y'all.

SPEAKER_01 10:53

Trying not to become Texan.

SPEAKER_03 10:56

Over yonder.

SPEAKER_01 10:58

Over yonder.

SPEAKER_03 11:00

Reconnecting.

SPEAKER_01 11:01

I am, or you are. I'm not reconnecting.

SPEAKER_03 11:06

Oh, I guess I am then.

SPEAKER_01 11:08

I think you yep. Dang. He got booted. He got kicked out like I did yesterday, guys. What should we talk about now while he's gone? Yesterday was uh quite the opposite day at work than Wednesday. Wednesday was absolute insanity, the worst wing Wednesday. And I don't mean like the worst, it was just the busiest. It was absolute insanity. But then yesterday was the opposite. Uh why can't there just be a happy medium? You know what I mean, where it's busy and I stay busy, but I'm not like a chicken with my head cut off, or a head with my chicken cut off. I always like to say a head with my chicken cut off. Because that's worse than a chicken with its head cut off, I think. But yeah. So, two complete opposites on work days. Why can't there just be a happy medium? Are you back?

SPEAKER_03 12:02

Yes, I'm back.

SPEAKER_01 12:03

Yay. I decided to start rambling about work while you were gone. Your video's off. There it is. So Ian's back. Yay! Now you can't see the time, can you?

SPEAKER_03 12:13

Uh not what does yours say?

SPEAKER_01 12:15

19 minutes.

SPEAKER_03 12:17

Okay. All right, so then 10 minutes. No, mine says 33 seconds.

SPEAKER_01 12:22

Yeah, that's what I was that's what I thought. Yeah. I'll just spur the look at the time and I'll I'll end it.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

Yeah, like my bitch.

SPEAKER_01 12:29

That's what happened to me yesterday. So the exact same thing. It was saying reconnecting, and then it was all like fuck you, and it kicked me.

SPEAKER_02 12:35

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:36

Then I cried. So who are we thinking, guest wives? I was trying to think of people that I'm I might know from my logistics in JTD times, but I worked with so few people and I wasn't friendly with most of them. You know what I mean? Like I didn't hang out with most of them. I contacted my buddy. What about Lucas? Jim Rain credit. Ooh! I didn't even think about Lucas. Let me shoot that motherfucker a message. Not right now. Where's my notebook? Right here. I'm gonna write that down. He's got a lot going on. He just had a well not he's got a baby now, baby boy. Yeah, he thought for like a super long time that he couldn't have kids and stuff, so he'd kind of I think, I think if I remember right, he thought he couldn't have kids and stuff, so but yeah, he's got a baby boy now. Kind of old for having a youngster, but uh I think it's the smart thing to do, honestly. You're not as selfish. You you generally you've got adult money at that point in time, you know what I mean? You don't have young money, you know. I think it's a smart idea. I feel like you feel more fatherly when you get up, you know, or when you get older. You know, it's just something that comes with time. You know, some people get it, you know, young or whatever, and they're just good dads or whatever, you know. But I feel like most of us it comes with time. Yeah, for sure. You know, you you're patients, you're less selfish, you know. Again, money. You know, you want to be a protector, you want to be a provider and stuff. You know, I was pretty selfish. I just wanted to fucking ride four-wheelers and play video games all the time when I was in my 20s, you know, and drink.

SPEAKER_03 14:19

Yep. Drink, play video games, hang out with friends.

SPEAKER_01 14:23

Yep, go ride four-wheelers, go out camping, whatever I could fucking whatever I could do with friends and shit, you know.

SPEAKER_03 14:29

Yeah, yeah. I think that's valid. I wonder how many, uh, how many other people think think that or feel the same way.

SPEAKER_01 14:36

I don't know. Now, like, I mean, yeah, I like going to the bar, but I feel like I'd rather hang out with like Autumn and play video games and stuff like when we were hanging out the other night. That was fun. You know what I mean? I'd rather hang out with Autumn than go hang out at the bar, but you know, she's 17, about to be what tomorrow, so I mean, she don't want to hang out with me. Not as often as I want to, I'd rather hang out with her. And that's just something like I said, it just comes with she does, but she's always she's busy, she's always doing her art and you know, stuff like that. You know what I mean? She's got that art contest, it's like a war. There's like 50,000 people on her team right now. Um, there's three different categories. I forget the categories right now, but mystery is one of them. That's the one that's got the least amount of people in it. That's the one I would have chosen. But anyways, it's an art war where they just draw just drawing after drawing after drawing after drawing, and they battle, you know, with the drawings and stuff, and then you know you don't get anything out of it. It's just uh a thing that she does, you know. It's not a game, it's an art contest.

SPEAKER_03 15:45

Oh, it's just a thing they do.

SPEAKER_01 15:47

Yeah, it's an art contest, yeah. That she found and she's been doing it for the last couple of years. It happens every July from July 1st to August 1st.

SPEAKER_03 15:56

Nice. This is all online.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

She's doing it. Yeah, it's all online. Yeah, that's what she's been practicing for and getting ready for and all that stuff recently. Well, that's why I'm not duck didn't want to go to Alaska in July, so that she can concentrate on that, you know, and then we're gonna try to go to Alaska in the beginning of August before she has to go back to school.

SPEAKER_03 16:19

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 16:20

Go up and hang out with my dad's house for for a week or so, maybe like five days.

SPEAKER_03 16:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:25

Probably do a week.

SPEAKER_03 16:27

Yeah, I gotta figure out what uh what these kids want to do in the summer. Well, if they want to go camp and do any more camping shit, or if they want to go back to the States or what.

SPEAKER_01 16:38

Camping sounds fun. I just don't have all the shit anymore. I got rid of a lot of it, threw a lot of it away and stuff when we moved and I threw the rest out, or it's up in the attic. Shit, I don't even know. I may have to go up in the attic to see if my fucking tent and camping stuff's up there. Not that I'm gonna go anytime soon because fucking Aaron can't Aaron can't basically because they're hardened. Damn, I feel like I jumped fucking mowed and I have to mow again. What's that?

SPEAKER_03 17:08

So pinch pinch the tin out in your yard.

SPEAKER_01 17:10

Fuck that. I'm not a child. Stop making fun of me.

SPEAKER_03 17:16

Oh, I know what we always said as a kid. Hey Monk, can we sleep out back?

SPEAKER_01 17:21

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm not a child no more. Actually, I am. I'm a grown ass child.

SPEAKER_03 17:28

I'm a grown child man.

SPEAKER_01 17:30

I'm a grown-ass child boy. Man. Oh, I got nothing to drink.

SPEAKER_03 17:48

Fucking dying, man. Got a mute, got a mute. And we're back.

SPEAKER_00 17:57

And dying. Roxy's just staring at me, not even gonna give me CPR or nothing. Just looking at me.

SPEAKER_03 18:05

No service dog.

SPEAKER_01 18:07

Fucking terrible. Slinky's over there laying in the kennel like a lazy piece of shit. They haven't been going out. They've been sitting in the garage all day because it's been raining, thunderstorms. We had tornado warnings at like six six o'clock this morning. I was up playing video games. Yeah, I was up till 7.30 this morning.

SPEAKER_03 18:29

Yeah, nobody got those in the fucking evenings.

SPEAKER_01 18:32

Yeah, yeah. Nope. It's like seven o'clock this morning. Six no six this morning. I was up till seven thirty playing Lego Batman 3. I beat it. Finally. So now I have to go and complete all the other shit, unlock all the characters and stuff like that. I'm gonna see if I can 100% complete Lego Batman 3.

SPEAKER_03 18:51

Yeah. Yeah, I was just talking to Kirsty about that. Can't wait till we get in the house, get our fucking Xbox back, and then I want to start playing some games.

SPEAKER_00 19:01

Yeah. Specifically Fortnite. No.

SPEAKER_03 19:05

Yeah. Either Fortnite or Forza.

SPEAKER_01 19:09

Yeah. I'll be down to play both.

SPEAKER_03 19:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:12

I was actually at Walmart the other day and I was looking to see if Forza 5 or 6 was at Walmart. I need to check Target. I haven't seen it in a while. I I've seen Grand Turismo 7, I think, is the latest Grand Turismo. I've been wanting to get that, but it hasn't gone on sale yet.

SPEAKER_03 19:31

Is there not a fucking digital copy that you can buy?

SPEAKER_01 19:34

There is, but we talked about this. I want the hard copy. Well, no, because the whole Nintendo Switch thing where people were downloaded it on Nintendo Switch 1, they got the Nintendo Switch 2, it doesn't transfer over, you gotta buy it all again.

SPEAKER_03 19:49

What were you planning on playing it on?

SPEAKER_01 19:52

PS5.

SPEAKER_03 19:55

So then what's what's the issue there?

SPEAKER_01 19:58

What do you mean?

SPEAKER_03 20:00

Like if you have it on PS5, that doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_01 20:02

What if something just reset one day and they're like, yep, uh you you never bought this game? You know, I just I just don't trust it. Like you as far as longevity goes, you know what I'm saying? I bought digital games, I have some, but they're usually little shitty games that you actually couldn't buy on fucking on disc anyways, you know. They're like indie games, you know, type shit. But yeah, if I'm gonna get the game, I want I want the hard copy. Makes sense. I just don't trust the digital. Like if I could put it on a I mean it is on a hard drive, but it's connected to the internet at all times, you know. They could take it. I don't know. I just don't trust it. I was just fucking weird. Don't judge me.

SPEAKER_03 20:46

Because the Xbox One S that I have is only it's the it's only digital. I got you can't you can't use it.

SPEAKER_01 20:55

Yeah, see, I bought the PS5 with the hard disk. Yeah. I pay uh I think it's was it cheaper? I can't remember. I wanted the hard disk. Uh the disk drive. You get a bigger uh hard drive though if you get the digital one, right?

SPEAKER_03 21:11

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's it's huge. I want to say it's two terabytes we got.

SPEAKER_01 21:16

Nice.

SPEAKER_03 21:16

We we bought the one with the highest.

SPEAKER_01 21:19

See, I have a two uh one terabyte external hard drive that I connected to my PS PS5, so that's where I store a lot of the digital games that I get for free. Like being a PlayStation Plus member, you get free games. That's the only downloads I got. I've got a shit, you get three every month.

SPEAKER_03 21:37

Oh no shit.

SPEAKER_01 21:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 21:39

Although it's like sometimes I forget.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

No, some of them are really good games, but yeah, uh, you know, I just haven't played them, you know. I don't know why. I need to fucking I need to see which digital games I've got. Probably fucking.

SPEAKER_03 21:55

How much a month is the the plus membership?

SPEAKER_01 21:58

I don't even know. It's a yearly like a hundred bucks a year or seven. It used to be seventy bucks a year when I cared and paid attention to how much it cost. I think it's I think it's gone up since then, but it used to be 70 bucks a year.

SPEAKER_03 22:13

And do those reset every month? Yeah, every month new games.

SPEAKER_01 22:17

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 22:18

And then they delete the old games?

SPEAKER_01 22:20

They don't delete them. You it once you put it on your hard drive, it's on your hard drive.

SPEAKER_03 22:25

Okay. I wasn't sure if it was one of those things where it's like they give you the game and you can play it as much as you want for that whole month.

SPEAKER_01 22:31

Nope. It's forever.

SPEAKER_03 22:34

Forever.

SPEAKER_01 22:36

Yes, forever. And with that, you guys can go fuck off because we're out of here.

SPEAKER_03 22:42

Fuck off. Take care, stay safe.

SPEAKER_00 22:44

Be safe, make good choices. Baby.