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SPEAKER_05 0:35

Welcome to another edition of the Motorcycle Mayhem Radio Podcast, hosted by Johnny Rizzo, where we talk about everything motorcycle. From tips on safe riding to apparel and accessories to where the next events are and everything in between. So, let's mount up and ride. Hey Johnny, where are we going this time? What's up, everybody?

SPEAKER_07 1:00

What's up? What's going on, Johnny? I love that. What's up, Bella Timbora? Oh, I just got back from Florida. I was gonna say that she's back.

SPEAKER_06 1:14

I gotta tell you, man, the last few times that we flew, we get fucked on the runway. I don't know why, right? Yes. When we flew to Italy, right? We got to Italy.

SPEAKER_08 1:24

Oh my god, Italy again!

SPEAKER_06 1:27

We used to sit on the runway for about an hour before we parked, remember? Yes. Then we came home from Italy, three hours almost on the on the runway before they parked the plane. And then when I came home from Florida, I was stuck on the runway for about an hour. Don't even tell me. Well, what happened to you?

SPEAKER_08 1:42

Don't no, I'm just saying, don't even tell me because we're leaving for Greece. Oh, you're going to Greece? When are you going? I'm going to Greece. We don't want to hear about this.

SPEAKER_06 1:52

Oh, you're going to Greece? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before we start the show. All right. I am Johnny Rizo. I am with Bella Tambora. The very beautiful, very lush, luscious Bella Tambora.

SPEAKER_07 2:05

I don't know what's in his mind today. I know.

unknown 2:07

I know.

SPEAKER_07 2:09

I've been away a long time. Oh my God. Get a room. Get a room.

SPEAKER_06 2:11

I've been away a long time. Let me tell you something. I didn't give him more than 15 minutes last night when we got home. TMI. I'm not going to do nothing. I'm just want to see something. Really?

SPEAKER_08 2:21

Just 15 minutes? That's all it took. No, no.

SPEAKER_06 2:24

No, I gave her three minutes. I know it took 15 minutes to get that far. That was love in an elevator. There you go. So we got Gigi with us again tonight. What's up, Gigi? The G Spot. How you doing? The G Spot is here. And her boyfriend Eric, the very multi-talented Eric. Hello, hello.

SPEAKER_09 2:45

So you went to Florida.

SPEAKER_06 2:46

So me and Dawan went to Florida. Me and Bella went to Florida, sorry. And I had to come home to go to work, and she stayed there for another, what, 10 days?

SPEAKER_07 2:54

Yeah, I visited my aunt and Jensen Beach.

SPEAKER_06 2:58

Jensen Beach is old. You guys ever go to Jensen Beach? I have not. You gotta check out Jensen Beach because especially if you ride a motorcycle, it's such a cool town to hang out in because they got these bars that are outside. So you pull up your bike and the bar, like they don't go inside, everything's opened. Hang up at a bar, right?

SPEAKER_07 3:14

Yeah, open. It's it's inside outside. A few.

SPEAKER_06 3:17

Well, Marth Mulligans, that's inside and outside, right?

SPEAKER_07 3:19

Yeah, and some of them are and upstairs. Maybe go upstairs when one time. Yeah, they have a second floor. You could see the intercoastal Port St. Lucie River. Yeah. And uh great run.

SPEAKER_08 3:32

So I have a companion ticket that I need to use. So I'm gonna go stay with your aunt. Oh with Eric. Nah, I'm not joking.

SPEAKER_06 3:41

She'll love the company.

SPEAKER_07 3:43

I'm there.

SPEAKER_06 3:43

No, you'll love Judgment Beach. Judge.

SPEAKER_07 3:45

She's there.

SPEAKER_06 3:46

She's looking for somewhere to go. Anywhere.

SPEAKER_07 3:50

You know, I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm gonna tell you the truth. And Johnny knows this. 50 states. Any of the 50 states, she's there. Okay. Well, Johnny knows. I said to him while I was away, I need a cruise fix.

SPEAKER_06 4:02

Wait a minute, time about it. Can I just tell a story real quick? First of all, we're going on a cruise in November. Okay. It's too far away. And I'm saving every dime I have. Every week I'm putting money away. I'm making payments because I want this cruise. It's a 10-day cruise to the Western Caribbean. I want this cruise to be fucking awesome. I don't want to have to worry about money. I want her to get like two massages on the cruise. I want her to have the two, only exact days. Exactly. What the heck? I want her to have the best time on this cruise. You know what I mean? And I want I want it to be paid for way before we even go. It's like, it's paid for. Let's just go enjoy ourselves now. You know what I mean? Nice. So now she's like, and that's in November. Now we're supposed to go on another cruise in April that we're not going to do because of us uh this is not gonna work out for us. So she's like, um, but wait a minute, I just paid for the timeshare that she has. So we can go wherever we want with a timeshare and figure, hey, Myrtle Beach Bike Week, let's do Myrtle Beach, you know. I've done that. Yeah, and she has a condo there that we can use and blah, blah, blah, right? Not enough. Wait, no, you have a condo or Myrtle Beach? Not a condo, it's a timeshare. Oh, I was gonna say, can I use that? Different locations. It looks like yeah, let's go. So I was I'm like, well, we got a Myrtle, you know, for our birthday. My birthday is May 10th. Sorry, it's 3X, by the way. Her birthday is May 18th, right? We're both tourists.

SPEAKER_07 5:24

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 5:24

May 10th, May 18th. Right. So he's October. I'm September 30th, he's October 2nd. Oh, okay. Libra's two days apart. Wow. Nice. So that's why we get along. That's why we go away during that time.

SPEAKER_06 5:38

There you go. Yin and yang. Always trying to balance things out. So what happens is that's Libra. I'm like, let's go, let's go to Myrtle Beach for a birthday. It's gonna be nice. Not enough for her. And next thing you know, she's like, I'm looking at cruises. I'm like, look at cruises. Are you out of your mind? So I found this one. I found we got that coupon from the last cruise we went. Go find now. I'm half asleep, sick as a dog. Looking through my fucking drawers, like, all right, where the hell is this shit? Just to find out it was expired. So we lost 200 bucks on this deal. So now he's really pissed. Yeah, she wants to book a cruise. Like, it's only$3,000. All right, we're going on a cruise in the village. That's too far away, she tells me. All right, too far away.

SPEAKER_08 6:20

I got a niche. You know what? I have a niche too. I need to get away as well. Can I come?

SPEAKER_06 6:27

Take it wherever you want. Yeah, Eric can scratch your back. Eric, scratch your back, would you?

SPEAKER_08 6:31

She's scratching my itch. Scratch your back. My itch is on my ass. My victory.

SPEAKER_07 6:37

All right, don't put the mic up our ass again.

unknown 6:39

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 6:42

Micro ass. I mean, Microsoft. So that's that's basically um my story where you know I'm trying to save money for this cruise. And I want to give her the best cruise she ever had. That's a lovely story. But that's not enough. She's got to go another cruise before that. You spoiled it. Which already happened to us before, but right? We had the high seeds rally booked, and then we actually went on another cruise. That's what it was. Yes, in June. In June. We went on a cruise. That cruise was fucking awesome. You guys do cruises? I've done them in the past. Many of them? Many. I there's people out there that won't do a cruise. And I don't understand that because I think it's the coolest concept in the world.

SPEAKER_07 7:17

My brother don't like it. My cousin doesn't like cruises either.

SPEAKER_06 7:20

I I I I'm with you. I've been asking her to do cruises, right? She's like, eh. What? No, really. I mean, she's not into cruises. No. No, no. That's what I got from her. No. I'm like, uh, we could do a cruise. Let's do a cruise. Let's do this. Let's do that. And you're like, keep the microphone. No, you're gonna do no. We're gonna do a cruise. We're gonna do a cruise, I tell you.

SPEAKER_08 7:48

No, see, here's the thing. I would do a cruise, but I don't I don't want it to be my vacation. I want it a cruise is great for my getaway, but not a vacation.

SPEAKER_07 8:04

You don't want to be. See, I feel the opposite. I feel like a cruise is a vacation. And I feel like when I go to Myrtle or I I go to these bike weeks, and I'm only gonna say this, because motorcycle mayhem is wanted in certain spots or you know, to announce certain bands or to be certain places at certain times, then I don't consider that like a full vacation. I get I get that. I do get that. So it like when I say vacation, that means I get on the cruise ship and I decide what I want to do when I want to do it and go with the flow. And not that I'm obligated to be here, here, or here, X, Y, Z, here, during the time I have vacation. So that's why I like the cruises.

SPEAKER_06 8:51

No, I love about cruise ships, man, because you can drink all you want and just pee. Right off the side of the boat. Just piss it. Right off the side.

SPEAKER_08 9:00

No, my thing with cruises is it's nice for a long weekend. But my thing is, I don't want to be on a time schedule.

SPEAKER_06 9:10

You don't have to be. I mean, we only eat. That's it.

SPEAKER_08 9:13

And you can you don't have to be either you can do any time dining. That it's it's not the diming thing, but when you get off the boat, see, it's like you got to be back here at a certain time. No, bitch, I don't want to be back here. If I'm having a good time, I want to stay where I am.

SPEAKER_06 9:29

That's exactly why we were supposed to go to Italy on a cruise, a 10-day cruise around Italy and Croatia. The day the weekend before we're supposed to pay for the rest of it, but like we owe like another$4,000 on this thing. I go, you know what? I go, I don't want it. I go, I'd rather go fly to Italy and see Italy, not from a ship, right? Eat cruise food. You know what I mean? Right. I want to go into Italy and not have to worry about getting back to the ship. That's my thing. That's where we we canceled that cruise, and that's why we're going on a Caribbean cruise.

SPEAKER_08 9:57

That's that's my thing.

SPEAKER_06 9:59

Right.

SPEAKER_08 9:59

You know, I don't I don't want to be on a time schedule. You have to be back at this time. No, I don't. You know, I I want to do me. And if I'm having a good time in this place, I want to stay there.

SPEAKER_06 10:10

Right. I don't want to have to run back to catch a boat. I I agree 100% on that. But I do love the concept of being in the middle of fucking nowhere. That I love out in the ocean, and you got a casino and you got bars, and you got food. Yes. That I like and a pool. Hey, you know what?

SPEAKER_07 10:27

Entertainment's good on the cruise if you go on the right cruises.

SPEAKER_06 10:30

Well, that one we went on. We went on a cruise ship. We went on the acidity of the seas. That ship was what the second biggest ship that's out there? Yeah. Humongous. It had central park in the middle. So you could sit in the park and you didn't know you're on a ship. And you didn't find it.

SPEAKER_08 10:43

It had zip lining.

SPEAKER_06 10:45

Yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_08 10:46

It had like surfing. So my mom knew someone who worked for the cruise ship. So every year we used to go on a cruise. We used to go on the cruise to nowhere, which is you go out in the middle of the frickin ocean and you would stay there for like three days and just enjoy life. Right. I loved it. Yeah. It was great. I love that too. But when I'm on a time schedule, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 11:09

The only thing I hate about a cruise when you wake up that one morning and you look out and you see the fucking vows on the bridge. We're back in Jersey. I don't want to be here. That's funny. I just want to be on the ship and gone. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_08 11:24

Well, you've gone on a few trips, right? A few cruises. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 11:27

Quite a few cruises. Um, I enjoy the cruises. Um it's all inclusive. Yeah, you know, you have the drinks. He wants to talk with his hand, but the problem is the bike in his hand.

SPEAKER_08 11:39

He thinks he's Italian.

SPEAKER_06 11:43

Yeah, the drinks, you got the food. I mean, it's all good. But you know, if you go to Italy, I like I I wouldn't be be going on a cruise. Right. To try to get good food. You want to get the good food. Right. Inland. That's true. So what's your ideal of a perfect vacation? All three years. I mean, it all depends.

SPEAKER_07 12:10

Did you break a tooth? Sorry.

SPEAKER_06 12:13

That noise you heard, folks, was the microphone hitting his face. You know, it all depends on where you where, when, what, and you know, the whole idea is that uh I think certain cruises are worth going to in uh certain areas. Right. And if you want to spend more time there, you're better off just booking the trip to spend more time. Right. I don't I don't get the concept about going to Maine. I want to go to Maine for I don't want to go to fucking Maine. You know what I mean? I want to go down in the Caribbean, man. So I want to see blue water, palm trees, white sand. You think I want to see Maine?

SPEAKER_08 12:50

You know, I want to go to Maine. I've never been there. You can drive there.

SPEAKER_06 12:56

Not interested here, you know? Well, going like uh Alaska, that'd be cool though. I want to do Alaska.

SPEAKER_08 13:01

I so want to do Alaska.

SPEAKER_06 13:03

I want to do an Alaskan cruise.

SPEAKER_08 13:04

That's like my next cruise, the Alaskan cruise.

SPEAKER_06 13:06

Yeah, that'd be cool. That's what I would do.

SPEAKER_08 13:09

Love that.

SPEAKER_06 13:10

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 13:10

So I'm like, oh, let's book it.

SPEAKER_06 13:12

So gee, you're starting. Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_07 13:15

We found the cruise GG light.

SPEAKER_08 13:17

Yeah, I'm telling you, I want to do the Alaskan cruise. That's my bucket list. That's on my bucket list.

SPEAKER_07 13:22

They what do they say? Um, I think it's for my birthday. Princess Cruises is supposed to be number one for Alaska. I never gone on a Princess Cruise, but their line, supposedly, they have like their own areas of Alaska that they run. So they have like these different types of excursions that they do on their own that other other outsiders can't do. So, because there's so many things you can do when you're in Alaska, like whatever, dog sledding, you know, going the helicopter, go in the small plane. I would love to do that.

SPEAKER_06 13:55

Yeah, that would be fun.

SPEAKER_07 13:57

Jet ski. No, you can't jet ski. You did an iceberg.

SPEAKER_06 14:01

You freeze your ass off on that, that's for sure.

SPEAKER_07 14:05

I like the idea that it's light out, like what is it, 22 hours out of the street?

SPEAKER_06 14:10

Snowmobile. Yeah. Well, I want to I see. I'm in the summer. I'd rather hear what you said. Yeah. I thought I want to hear I want to hear that, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 14:19

I matey. I matey.

SPEAKER_06 14:23

You could probably snowmobile in August.

SPEAKER_07 14:26

You can if you go up north. You probably could. It's snow there all year. Oh boy. You'll find a place in Alaska.

SPEAKER_06 14:35

Oh my God. But you know what? So I think I I think a cruise is a vacation depending on where you go. You know what I mean? And how you do it. Like, you know, if we go to Mexico again, and we we did it already, so I can hang out on a ship, you know. That's when the pools opened. You have to worry about by the pool. Am I right?

SPEAKER_07 14:54

Yeah, you don't have to get beat in your ass or worry about pee in the pool.

SPEAKER_06 15:00

Not that's not a bad thing, but you know. Oh my god. That's what I was thinking.

SPEAKER_07 15:05

But there is a place that you could only get to by ship, and that's the Galapo Galapous.

SPEAKER_08 15:11

Oh, the Galapolis in Equality.

SPEAKER_07 15:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 15:14

In Ecuador. So you're putting ideas into it.

SPEAKER_07 15:18

Like you can't get anywhere. You can't get there.

SPEAKER_08 15:20

I would love to go to the Galapagos and say.

SPEAKER_06 15:23

You're putting ideas into her head. No, I'm not sure if it. Now she's thinking about another cruise. I'm sorry to do this to you. Stay right there, guys. We'll be right back with more Motorcycle Mayhem Radio. You listen to the Motorcycle Mayhem Radio podcast. Rockavaca.

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SPEAKER_06 17:11

All right, we are back on Motorcycle Man Radio. I am Johnny Rizzo and with the beautiful Bella Tambor. Hi Bella. Hey Johnny. How are you doing?

SPEAKER_07 17:20

What's going on there?

SPEAKER_06 17:23

You people make me with the sounds of Gigi eating all the chocolate in the background.

SPEAKER_08 17:27

That's right.

SPEAKER_06 17:28

You people make me She ate all her fucking chocolate. No, that's just in my pocket. She's eating my chocolate pots I got from Sophia.

SPEAKER_08 17:33

That's right.

SPEAKER_09 17:34

Thank you, Sophia.

SPEAKER_06 17:36

So we're talking about uh vacations and cruises and shit. And this is a motorcycle show, believe it or not, but not really. Only sometimes it is. But um it's the mayhem part of motorcycle mayhem. Right. Which is so bucking crazy. Bucking crazy. I love cruises. I think they're a great concept. You know, especially when you're on a huge ship where you don't feel nothing. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_08 17:57

Yep.

SPEAKER_06 17:57

But you know, that's gotta be a bad feeling. I'm gonna forget my son. We did a cruise on the Norwegian Dawn years ago.

SPEAKER_08 18:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 18:05

And my son had no idea. We get on the ship, everything is great, you're all excited, but the boat goes out, and but we hit some rough water out there, and he's crying, Dad, call the helicopter, get me off the ship. You know, he's only like four years old. That was great. But uh, so that for me, a cruise is a great vacation. I don't give a shit about going on excursions. Especially you go to these these islands where they got a beach there, you get off the ship, hang out at the beach, whatever. Boom. That's it. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_07 18:34

But it is cool to rent a car and explore.

SPEAKER_06 18:38

What we did was awesome. We got a Jeep in Casu Mel. Yes, Casumel. Mexico. Mexico. We heard they got it, they gave us a Jeep with a driver with a cooler full of beers. And then the driver said, When we if we run out of beers, I get you more beers. I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_07 18:54

Yeah, I like when they take you to like not the touristy places when you go to the local places, like on the other side of the island, it's really cool.

SPEAKER_08 19:02

Yes, when you see what the the life really is like, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 19:07

So that's what I loved about Italy because we didn't go on a cruise and go where everybody else is going. We went to some places where we drove over 1,500 miles. So we went to like over 100 tunnels. We went through places where you weren't you weren't gonna see if you went on a cruise. That's what you thought. Right. We stayed in like a um what kind of town? Would you call that Clavici? Like a medieval town. That was awesome. My voice sucked when I'm shot.

SPEAKER_07 19:31

Castle on the top of the castle. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 19:34

You know, the uh the brick floors or whatever, the cobblestones and shit. The cobblestone. It was all no, it was awesome. It was an awesome experience, but we really got an Italy experience. And you weren't gonna get on a crucifix, that's for shit's sure. So Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 19:47

There are two different types of vacations.

SPEAKER_06 19:49

Now we're supposed to go back maybe next year to Italy to Ponza, which is an island off of Italy. Private island, right? Is it private?

SPEAKER_07 19:58

No, it's not private. Is that private? But but it's an island. It's an island.

SPEAKER_06 20:02

Another big island, and there's supposed to be a huge week party going on when we go. We got invited to go.

SPEAKER_08 20:07

I think next year I want to go to Italy. I was supposed to go this year, but you've never been there.

SPEAKER_07 20:12

What part you said you're going to Greece, right? What parts are you going to?

SPEAKER_08 20:14

So we're looking to go to Athens, Mikano, Santorini, Thessaloniki, Halki Viki.

SPEAKER_06 20:21

Just a cruise or just no. So you're renting a car, bus? What are you doing?

SPEAKER_08 20:25

Uh, we're not renting a car. We're just taking public transportation.

SPEAKER_06 20:32

Okay.

SPEAKER_08 20:32

Ferries, mostly ferries and planes. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 20:35

Oh, you take a little planes and shit? I don't know. I think I'm too. They take boats from island to island.

SPEAKER_08 20:41

Yeah, I mean, you you take in boats. You gotta get a donkey on there. But um, yeah, you take uh ferries from island to island. Have you been to Greece?

SPEAKER_07 20:52

Yes, you have. I've been to Athens and Rhodes. No, there's sheep and lambs. And donkeys. Donkeys, yes.

SPEAKER_08 21:05

Yeah, oh you went to Rhodes. Rhodes is supposed to be really beautiful too.

SPEAKER_07 21:08

Rhodes is yeah, it was really nice there. And ironically, so we're like, we're we rented a car and we're driving, and next thing I see is Demilia, uh, my last name, one of the towns is an Italian last name. And I'm like, what are the chances of this? I'm in like in Greece. I'm like, and this city is like named after my last name. I was like, and it's not a Greek name, it's an Italian name. Right. So anyway, I go, you know, get back to America and I'm telling my father. So he had to go do all this research. And this is before we had like all the internet and all that, that we could look up all this stuff, you know. So he's writing to the whatever the consulate of of this one and that one, and you know, trying to get information of what ancestors came over and when, you know, from Italy and and how that all happened. So um apparently, you know, there was some descent descendants that settled over in Rhodes back in back in many years and years ago.

SPEAKER_08 22:14

So you're part Greek?

SPEAKER_07 22:16

I am actually. My father did one of those genetic tests, and yes, we have a little Greek in us.

SPEAKER_09 22:22

Oh wow.

unknown 22:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 22:28

Don't say it. Don't say apa piso.

SPEAKER_08 22:31

You know what? That's what I was I was going to. I was going to, but I said, let me not.

SPEAKER_07 22:37

I was gonna make a funny joke. Johnny don't even know what that means. Let's keep it a secret.

SPEAKER_06 22:42

Yeah. I don't think I want to know. Yeah, she probably might want to know. You probably do. Does it have to do with the cook-oot? The cock? Oh the yes. Yeah. Oh no. The donkey? Yeah. All I know is if I go in the bed, if you tell me what this is, you're going to the bedroom, and I hear. I know what it is. I'll get the fuck out of here. If I hear that, I'll get the fuck out of here. So anyway.

SPEAKER_07 23:17

You might be doing that. Yeah, exactly. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_06 23:26

Anyway. So.

SPEAKER_07 23:29

So Johnny, you don't like you don't like you like going to the beach, but you don't like going in the water.

SPEAKER_06 23:39

Well, you know, if I had a sick mind like these two fuckers, right? Go swimming with the sharks, yeah. I wouldn't mind. But you know what? I I I'm not a big beach person. I don't like the sand. I just don't like the, you know. Oh, he's such a little you know you think this big biker dude is like this tough guy. I mean, I'll go to the beach, you don't get me wrong. But you know what? You shouldn't eat, you got sand in your food, you got sand in your beer, you got sand in your eyes. What a complainer.

SPEAKER_07 24:03

You got sand, you got when you're riding your motorcycle, you get sand in your eyes, you get sand sand in your mouth, you get pebbles in your head. I mean, come on. Wrong. You get rained on, you get snowed on, you know.

SPEAKER_06 24:18

Yeah, but the beach, I mean, especially that beach when we went to Capri, man, that beach, it was so fucking rocky. And what happened was your feet just sunk down into the sand. And I had my what I have on my crocs. Crocs.

SPEAKER_08 24:31

And all the Oh my god, you wear crocs? I wear crocs. So cute.

SPEAKER_06 24:38

He's a croc head. I go to see them. I put them on and it was firework.

SPEAKER_09 24:43

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_06 24:46

But no, um, the vocks go into your shoes, and then when you're walking, oh my gosh, it hurts so bad. So horrible.

SPEAKER_07 24:54

That's why you gotta get past the rocks and start swimming. That's so true.

SPEAKER_08 24:59

Here's the thing, you gotta get water shoes. Okay. Okay, because when you walk on the rocks, right, they're not gonna get in the shoe. Oh, okay. I'll try that. Uh yeah. Is this like a surprise to you?

SPEAKER_07 25:13

Johnny thinks first of all, the Mediterranean doesn't have like lots of sharks like we have in by Florida, Atlantic Ocean. I jumped in that shit. And he did. He actually jumped in from the boat when we were heading to Capri. In Capri from Sorrento. Yeah. So I was proud of it.

SPEAKER_06 25:33

It was like, you know, I had a piss to be honest with you. But you know what I mean? You go to the guy next to you, like, hey, you taste the water? He's like, Yeah, good, there's piss in it now. Now that water was like a bathtub, though. That was beautiful water.

SPEAKER_08 25:49

Oh, yeah, it's warm.

SPEAKER_06 25:50

Yeah, it was warm, it was gorgeous, you know.

SPEAKER_07 25:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 25:53

But I was like, I'm not getting too far for the boat bits.

SPEAKER_07 25:56

See, I love snorkeling and I do I like those type of things and those kind of excursions.

SPEAKER_08 26:01

Yeah, me too.

SPEAKER_07 26:02

Yeah. Like I snorkel with these like hundred-year-old turtles that were huge. Um I mean, huge turtles.

SPEAKER_08 26:09

Like we did the same thing, it's great.

unknown 26:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 26:12

And you're surrounded by all them, and obviously, the people running the excursion come with lettuce, you know, so they they start surrounding the whole area and everything. Turtle beach.

SPEAKER_08 26:23

Turtle beach, turtle beach.

SPEAKER_07 26:24

We went to a turtle beach, too. Right? Barbados, Hawaii, Hawaii, Hawaii, yeah, and Maui.

SPEAKER_06 26:33

I would be on the beach, but these fucking turtles would be like no more turtles.

SPEAKER_08 26:40

You're just awful.

SPEAKER_07 26:42

You want to eat everything. One more turtle. So you think he's gonna kill him if you eat him. That's right. Wait a minute. Lucky, lucky for the fish, he's gonna be a little fish.

SPEAKER_06 26:55

Got to.

SPEAKER_07 26:55

There goes the dog. Oh my god. So my cousin just went to um Puerto Rico a few months ago with his three daughters and his wife. They they were showing me video of this. Um you would love it, you guys. This amazing excursion. Like you go off the beaten path. Like you have to hike, you have to bring a backpack, and you have to be prepared to go in all sorts of like, you know, get wet, get cold, get hot. Anyway, they had a hike a mile or two.

SPEAKER_06 27:28

Sounds like sleeping with you in the bedroom obsessed.

SPEAKER_07 27:32

They were given um tubes, and they started going down this river. Then they had to hold on to their tubes, and then they had to hike through these uh other areas and then go into these caves. And where the cave was was like a drop. And you look down, and I saw this all on video, you don't you can't see anything, it's like a black hole, but you have to jump. And they throw the tube first, and then you have to jump, but you don't know how far it is down. So my cousin, she went first out of all 25 people, and when you listen to the video, you hear, you know, you hear it going down the year. Like it was like she hit concrete, and and I was like, my god, like it doesn't sound like she went in water. And I was like, How far down was that? And they were like game over, man! Game over for you, Johnny. I know it was game over, but yeah, so it you actually jump into another part of the river, and you basically it's dark, you gotta find your tube, and then you continue tubing, and everyone had to do this jump, and then you have to like climb up like these wet sides of like these rocks and everything with the tube, and you're sliding back down, and then you get on an ATV, the four-wheeler, too, and and then you go through another part of the jungle, so the whole thing is like you don't know what's coming up, you know, it's kind of a surprise, and then you had a zipline, okay, on top of that. I love zip lap. So I love zip lap. This is all one excursion, is like, and he said, like, you didn't know like what the next thing was that was coming up. You didn't know if you were going in a tube, when you were gonna zip line or what you were doing. They just said you better be in good health to do it. So it took six hours.

SPEAKER_08 29:26

When we went when we went to Jamaica, we did I don't know how many excursions in one day. We did uh riding, horseback riding.

SPEAKER_06 29:37

We started with zip lining. And then we went to horseback riding.

SPEAKER_08 29:43

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06 29:45

Then we went to cliff jumping.

SPEAKER_08 29:47

Oh, we did cliff jumping.

SPEAKER_06 29:50

Then we went to ATV riding.

SPEAKER_08 29:52

We did ATV riding before the cliff.

SPEAKER_06 29:54

Then we went to cliff jumping.

SPEAKER_08 29:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 29:57

You jumped?

SPEAKER_08 30:00

Yeah. It was a lot of fun. Maybe five things we did.

SPEAKER_06 30:03

Wow.

SPEAKER_07 30:05

How many feet was it that you jumped? I don't know, but it was pretty high. Two stories. Two stories? Wow. You guys at least that was it?

SPEAKER_08 30:14

No, it was it was more than that. I got the pictures.

SPEAKER_06 30:21

Three stories?

SPEAKER_08 30:22

I don't know. I don't know exactly, but I got the pictures.

SPEAKER_07 30:25

Is this something you did on your own or you went in a group? No. It was just us.

SPEAKER_06 30:30

Yeah, it was just. Go back and remember. I grabbed her hand. She weared my hand. I looked at her and in my eyes. She looked into me in my eyes. And we looked down. I looked at her. And we jumped. That was me behind you.

SPEAKER_09 31:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 31:04

And we just was it hot or was it cold when you got in the water?

SPEAKER_08 31:08

Do you know what? I don't even know, really. Because what happened was we went ATV riding first and full of mud. I know the real story. I know the real story. Full of mud, like mud everywhere.

SPEAKER_06 31:21

The guy, the guy behind with us that that was leading us, we're just pouring mud all over us. All over us. As we were following him, he's like just kicking up mud on us. It was uh, I have a feeling we were like this.

SPEAKER_08 31:37

Yeah. Wiping mud off of our body.

SPEAKER_06 31:42

And then we come to the cliff jumping, and we're like, Yeah, this is the time to get all this mud off.

SPEAKER_08 31:47

Mud off of us. It was good.

SPEAKER_06 31:49

So Gigi said, Eric, jump. Jump. Jump! Jump! Jump. And Eric went, let's go. We had no problems jumping. No. I jump right in. I jump right in into anything. Well, we're gonna come back with more of these stories, man. This is an awesome storage, man. So I am Johnny Vizio and with Bella Timbona. We got Gigi and Eric with us tonight. You listen to the Motorcycle Man Radio Podcast. And we'll be right back right after this. Right after this.

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SPEAKER_06 33:54

I was trying to do Italian pattern backwards, but I totally forgot. That's the one thing that sucks about me. I've been studying Italian for like what four months now? Longer than that. What do you mean studying Italian? I'm learning how to speak Italian. Oh, speak. I know probably about 800 words I've learned. But I forget them too easily. Like, I'll know if I'm reading them. I know I can read a whole sentence, like a whole paragraph, but then I'll forget. Like I'm gonna say something. I'm like, what the hell is that word again? Do you speak Italian? Oh, fungo, she said.

SPEAKER_09 34:26

Fungo.

SPEAKER_07 34:28

Paquito, which is paquito, which is Spanish.

SPEAKER_09 34:31

Testa di cazza.

SPEAKER_07 34:34

I think I know more Spanish than I do Italian. Yeah. Testa di casa.

SPEAKER_06 34:40

I know certain words. It's actually teaching me a lot of Italian. A stupid fucking puppet. Okay. That's on Facebook. It's a hand puppet, okay? And he's and he and he goes, Testa di casa. Dick. Dick. Testa di cazzo. I'm like, testa di casa. Ah, I learned a new sentence. So yeah. I've been, I mean, just we went to Italy, it blew my mind, man. So I've been trying to learn how to speak it. So when we go back, I can impress my girl here and be like, oh yeah, you get a nice meal.

SPEAKER_07 35:11

At least order something.

SPEAKER_06 35:12

You gotta go to like Duolingo. Duolingo. Yeah, I did that. I think that's good. Duolingo is good. I'm on a whole bunch of, you know, believe it or not, it's like YouTube and TikTok and Facebook. They have teachers that are on there that, you know, you come across, you follow them. And every day they're giving you quizzes and tests and all that shit. So, you know, try it.

SPEAKER_07 35:31

Oh, nice that. Nice was I'm not even that was a test of the cast. At least it didn't come out your ass.

SPEAKER_06 35:39

My piacci. Sorry in Italian.

SPEAKER_07 35:48

He's he's practicing right now.

SPEAKER_06 35:50

I see that.

SPEAKER_07 35:51

So but you, when you're driving, you're looking at all this stuff. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:56

See, that's my uh Principissa. Principissa, Princess.

SPEAKER_07 36:02

Principissa. Principissa.

SPEAKER_06 36:04

Principrissa. I'm probably saying it wrong. Prince Prissa. I can't say when we do Italian classes, we do Italian classes on Tuesday nights. And sometimes we do like a um video zoom. Zoom. Yeah. And I'll be talking and they're like, you're saying it wrong, Johnny. Everyone's saying it fucking wrong. I can read it. Like I can read I said I can read something and be like, I know what that says. I'd rather say it, and I'm probably saying like something totally fucking wrong. So Johnny.

SPEAKER_08 36:28

I think that's great though that you're doing that on Tuesday nights. I think that's awesome.

SPEAKER_06 36:33

Yeah, we've missed the last five weeks, though.

SPEAKER_07 36:36

Jesus, they're not liking us right now.

SPEAKER_09 36:39

Fuck again.

SPEAKER_07 36:40

But then again, fucking awesome. They're probably like, oh, the class is quiet. Yeah. Because Johnny is like, you know, he's like the the kid that, you know, constantly calls out in class. That's John.

SPEAKER_09 36:53

Oh, oh.

SPEAKER_07 36:56

He's like, I know that. I know that. And then he's and he's talking over other people. And I'm like, you have to wait your turn. I was like, just because you're on Zoom, I was like, you just can't call out and say whatever you want all the time. Bummer. So yeah.

SPEAKER_08 37:13

What you can talk, Eric. Um Eric's been drinking. Eric is Eric is, I know he's drinking too much. That's why he's being so quiet. He's calling you Juan Epstein.

SPEAKER_09 37:23

Bummer.

SPEAKER_08 37:28

You sound like a seal.

SPEAKER_06 37:32

And I'll be like, okay, I know the answer to this. And I'll say, uh no, you're saying it wrong. I'm like, fuck. That's what I hear everyone in the classroom. Boo, you suck, Ms. Oh. That's me. Use that in the back of the class eating.

SPEAKER_07 37:48

Oh, yeah. One of the classes, he's like, When are you gonna make me dinner? Like in front of the class. Remember? I'm hungry. Oh no, he kept saying, I'm hungry. I'm hungry.

SPEAKER_06 37:59

I'm hungry.

SPEAKER_07 38:09

And then like, don't you feed him? They're asking me, don't I feed him? I'm like, what? He can't feed himself?

SPEAKER_06 38:14

I know. You're making a look back. And then she wants to put the boxing gloves on to fight me, you know? In Italian. The woman has got to feed his men. You have it. That's why they're looking at you.

SPEAKER_07 38:32

Yeah. Nice. Like I'm starving him. She starves me. His ribs are showing. My ribs are showing.

SPEAKER_06 38:39

I'm scared to ask for food. I'm like, can you cook for me? But you know, I'll tell you, I have fun. I have fun. She's like, you have to wait your turn. One day I'm gonna sit in class when I was quiet. The teacher was right on the button on the board. And I'm like, sorry.

SPEAKER_07 39:06

At least you're not in the room with them. And I said, see, I fed him pasta bazool.

unknown 39:12

Woo!

SPEAKER_06 39:16

Oh my gosh. No, but it was all good. Man, I loved doing the classes. That was fun. I love I love learning Italian and trying to learn Italian. And you know.

SPEAKER_08 39:26

I think that's great when everybody, when anybody just, you know, learns something new that they really want to do.

SPEAKER_06 39:33

I get excited when I see a paragraph and I can read the whole fucking thing. I'm like, I know what this says. You know what I mean? That's pretty cool. And then I gotta go back and check it. Then I can't wait to tell her about it. Like, I know what this says, but then I'm gonna tell her what it says. I can't I can't read it now. Now I can't read the fucking thing.

SPEAKER_08 39:47

Because she makes you nervous with her beauty.

SPEAKER_06 39:49

She does. She does. She really does. But you know, how many languages can you speak? Two. What do you speak?

SPEAKER_08 39:58

Greek. You speak Greek? I do.

SPEAKER_06 40:00

You also speak some Spanish the other night now.

SPEAKER_08 40:03

Yeah, I'll yeah, I was speaking Spanish the other night. Yeah, sometimes it comes out.

SPEAKER_06 40:07

Yeah.

unknown 40:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 40:09

I should have started learning Spanish because who am I talking to here in Italy? In Italian? Nobody. Nobody in the Spanish.

SPEAKER_07 40:15

When you go to the Sons of Italy, there's a lot of people that speak Italian. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 40:19

I used to speak Spanish a whole lot better than I do now. Yeah. Like I was not fluent, but I I I spoke. You spoke it? I did.

SPEAKER_06 40:29

It sounds so nice when you could speak it. Like I I have like an English act, like another English accent, like an American accent, like trying to speak Italian. Doesn't sound the same as when they're speaking Italian. Well you said you're steak and knees. I'm steak and ease, yes. Steak and knees.

SPEAKER_08 40:44

I speak stake and knees, yes. Yes, I can see that. You know what's actually pretty easy? You gotta do a cow. A cow's ass. Steak and knees. You know, nickname is stakes. Yep. You know what's actually pretty easy to learn is German.

SPEAKER_06 41:01

Oh, German?

SPEAKER_08 41:02

German. German's pretty easy to learn because I started to speak that.

SPEAKER_06 41:06

You know what's scary? I can't even speak English good. You know what I'm saying? It's like that's the hardest language to learn, is English.

SPEAKER_07 41:14

They say it is. So how about you, Eric? Are you bilingual, trilingual, unilingual? Spanish.

SPEAKER_06 41:28

I've never seen him like this fucked up. He's fucking wasted. He is wasting. I know. He is. You know, is it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 41:35

Yeah, you could so tell.

SPEAKER_06 41:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 41:37

Okay, say something in Spanish.

SPEAKER_06 41:39

I understand Spanish, and um, I'm not that good at actually um expressing the Spanish chap. Okay. Talk to my yeah, but I understand, yeah, but I understand Spanish fully. Do you? I you know what, I'm working with Spanish my whole life. Like so as a kid working in the trucking business. I don't know shit. I don't know anything.

SPEAKER_08 42:02

He's pretty good. He's pretty good with Spanish.

SPEAKER_07 42:04

He is so when you go away and they speak Spanish, you're able to communicate back and forth, or you just answer in English? Um, I understand everything they say, and I half-ass uh talk to them back.

SPEAKER_06 42:19

Basically. Yeah, you know, I get my point across. Okay. Yeah. When we go back to Italy, I'll know some some words now. You know? I'd say you don't want some calzone.

SPEAKER_08 42:32

Calzone.

SPEAKER_06 42:34

You know what that is? How do you say monogotti?

SPEAKER_08 42:36

Monogotti! Monogotti!

SPEAKER_06 42:38

Calzoni, what do you think calzoni is?

SPEAKER_08 42:39

Calzani!

SPEAKER_06 42:40

What is it?

SPEAKER_08 42:41

Calzoni.

SPEAKER_06 42:43

Breakfast.

SPEAKER_08 42:44

What do you mean breakfast?

SPEAKER_06 42:45

Calzoni's breakfast in Italian. Breakfast in Italian.

SPEAKER_07 42:49

So, how'd they come up with the American calzone? Is it really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 42:52

Are you lying? I'm gonna have to Google this. Go ahead. If I ask you, if you were to Italy and you go, I would like a pizza with pepperoni on it, what do you think you're gonna get? Pepperoni pizza. Wrong? Eric Gotta ask him. And go ahead, she's Googling me.

SPEAKER_08 43:15

Breakfast in Italian language. Oh shit, he's right. Calzone. Hold on a second. Listen to this.

SPEAKER_06 43:23

Colazione. Colazione. Sorry, collazione. See, I said it wrong. See, you said it's that wrong. That's why you people would think. So lunch is pronza uh pranza, right? Google pronza. Oh launch is pranza. Uh-huh. And dinner is chenner. Chena is dinner. I'm probably saying it wrong again.

SPEAKER_07 43:42

Let me say that in your sleep. Pranza. You're sleeping and you snore and you go, Chennai. China.

SPEAKER_08 43:51

Hold on a second. Hold on a second. Here we go. Wait, where the hell's the button? Oh shit.

SPEAKER_06 43:58

Chennai.

SPEAKER_08 43:59

Lunch. Oh no, wrong one.

SPEAKER_06 44:02

Pranzo. Pranzo. Pranzo. It's like pranzo. Pranzo. And dinner is china. Hold on. And food is cibo. Chibo. Chibo. Chibo. I want some chebo. I want some chibo. Chibo, chibo. Chibo. Please put some kind of dead animal in front of me. There you go.

SPEAKER_08 44:23

Yeah, he's right.

SPEAKER_06 44:24

I know. China. Chenna. Chenna. That's right. So if you actually want a pepperoni pizza in Italy, you know what you're gonna get? A pizza. With bell peppers on it. Because bell peppers is pepperoni in Italy, in Italian. You know that.

SPEAKER_07 44:41

So then how do you say pepperoni pizza? Oh no. In Italian.

SPEAKER_06 44:48

There is a way. I just don't remember who it is. A sausage. Sausage. No sausage is um sausage. It comes with S uh. Yeah, no. I I'm learning I'm learning slowly. You know what? I I save all these things on Facebook, like what the words mean, how do you say them, but I never go back and read them. You know? Sometimes I I put it on and I um I'm I'm trying to read read it and uh I start I start you know crying because I think it's one day So hold on a second, you tell me what this is. Nothing.

SPEAKER_08 45:29

Oh sh should talk too soon. Hold on.

SPEAKER_07 45:31

Pompino.

SPEAKER_08 45:32

What is that?

SPEAKER_06 45:33

What is that? Pompino. Pompino?

SPEAKER_08 45:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 45:36

Fuck I know. Penis? That's what I did. Well, you were close. You said penis. Exactly.

SPEAKER_07 45:49

Hey, now you know, Pompino. Bombino, hey. Pompino. Bombino. If anyone says that's me, run. With the P. With the P.

SPEAKER_06 45:58

I'd be like Pompino. I mean my dreams have been like Pompino, Pompino. I wake up. What the fuck is that? Alarm.

SPEAKER_08 46:06

Oops!

SPEAKER_06 46:07

In your dreams, gotcha. Holy shit. But no, learning Italian is a lot of fun. It really is. No? But uh, all right, so listen, let's go to uh we'll be back right after this. I'll try to fuck up. I am Johnny Mizo and with Bellatam border. And Gigi. Gigi. And Eric. And drunk eric. And what do we call him drunk eric for now? Drunk Eric. Yeah. Yep. He's he's pounded over there, eh? He really is. He's putting down those Bronx beers, bro.

SPEAKER_08 46:37

Yeah. That was good. I mean, how many did you give him?

SPEAKER_06 46:39

I didn't give him any. Just grabbed them. He just grabbed them. Yeah. You had two? Those are potent, though, man. Those beers are fucking potent right there.

SPEAKER_08 46:47

Yeah. He also had a couple of sangria's before we. Oh, did you really? Oh, sang. Sangria. Yeah. We went to Sangria's. Sangria's 71 or something like that? Yeah. Where?

SPEAKER_06 46:56

Smithtown? No, in um Williston Park. Oh, there's one over there too. Oh, there's one over there. Yeah, it's so good. Ah, yes. Sangria. Yep. But what's the number, Dan? Sangria what? 71. Is it 71? Yes. Wow. It's so good. It's a food podcast, man. That's why we're talking about steak and chicken and polo. Chicken.

SPEAKER_08 47:18

Pollo.

SPEAKER_06 47:19

Polo is chicken. Right?

SPEAKER_07 47:21

We'll say it in every language.

SPEAKER_08 47:23

I know it in Spanish. Pollo.

SPEAKER_06 47:24

Pollo.

SPEAKER_08 47:25

Pollo.

SPEAKER_06 47:26

Yeah. And Greek?

SPEAKER_08 47:28

Gota.

SPEAKER_06 47:29

Gota? Kota. Chicken. Yeah. I say barbecue. That's what I say. All right, guys. We'll be right back. This is Johnny Mizo. And with Bell Timbola, Gigi, and Drunk Eric, listen to the Most Like a Man Radio Podcast. We'll be right back right after this.

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SPEAKER_06 49:56

Alright, we are back. And uh we're talking about stories. My favorite story with you two guys. When I went to go drop off the table and chairs at your house. Oh my gosh. They both come running out of the house. First is Eric, right? Come to help me. And his shin right into my fucking hitch. Oh my god. I felt so bad. And then after she comes running out, boom, the same exact thing. I was like, oh my God.

SPEAKER_08 50:22

My freaking shin was hurting me. My knee. It was like by my knee.

SPEAKER_06 50:26

You have matching marks steel on your legs?

SPEAKER_08 50:28

I'm telling you.

SPEAKER_06 50:29

Oh, I feel just it was funny. I'm telling I'm sorry, but you just laughed. It was like that was easy. Exactly. I was like, oh my God, this is so painful. Like it was painful. That is a painful thing, man. You walk into a hitch, you ever do that? Oh, that hitch ain't moving. So think about it.

SPEAKER_07 50:52

That I could say.

SPEAKER_06 50:53

Oh, that's gonna be one of the worst things to do, man. We have these straps, like when I do copy is we strap the machines in and the belts that you put into the e-track, right? And then you you crank them. But the pieces that go into the e-track, sometimes you take it off, it kind of swings and hits you right in the shin. Like this. Oh, it's the worst fucking beer. I can't believe the fucking waste it is. Only trunk. Look at him. I know. I'm looking at him. So those you had sangria tonight. And what else did you have?

SPEAKER_08 51:23

I say we just had two sangri two sangrias each. Then we came here. We had some uh beers. Apps. No, well, beers here.

SPEAKER_06 51:32

You only had Heineken and two of those.

SPEAKER_08 51:35

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_06 51:36

And he's like He's like in another world, right?

SPEAKER_08 51:39

He really is.

SPEAKER_07 51:40

It's the medication mix.

SPEAKER_08 51:43

Yeah, if he wasn't medicated gummies, maybe gummies.

SPEAKER_07 51:47

Um I'm listening to you, guys. Maybe some gummies.

SPEAKER_06 51:53

I don't want to talk. No, I don't want to talk before. It's okay. It's okay. Someone can talk. Someone's a drunk. I know. You can speak. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 52:03

Um I think you know what happened? He's still drunk from St. Patrick's. Maybe.

SPEAKER_06 52:08

St. Patrick.

SPEAKER_08 52:08

What did you guys do for St.

SPEAKER_06 52:09

Patrick's day?

SPEAKER_08 52:10

We went to the neighbor's house and we had dinner. Oh, he smoked a cigar. I guess he had a couple of beers there, but he's wasn't like this. He wasn't like this.

SPEAKER_06 52:25

What's like this? I'm subdued. I'm normally very loud. Yeah. Boisterous. Yeah. Outgoing crazy. Yeah. Which she always tells me.

SPEAKER_07 52:38

And the alcohol made you quiet?

SPEAKER_06 52:41

Yeah.

unknown 52:41

Calm down.

SPEAKER_06 52:42

No, I think he doesn't know what to do right now. Oh, too loud. Yeah, there you go. I'm talking so loud. I'm like.

SPEAKER_08 52:49

No, but you would you were slurring.

SPEAKER_06 52:51

I'm medicated. I'm like, he's been very good, I will say. I'm medicated. Yeah. I had a couple of beers. I'm like, wow.

SPEAKER_09 52:58

Stop talking so loud.

SPEAKER_06 53:00

Not talking loud anymore.

SPEAKER_08 53:01

I didn't say that tonight.

SPEAKER_06 53:04

Oh my god. Not tonight.

SPEAKER_08 53:06

Yeah, I didn't say that tonight. Somebody's at the door. Avon.

SPEAKER_07 53:11

Avon. Yeah, Avon's here. Grubhub. Oh, the whiteies are here.

SPEAKER_06 53:18

Oh no, that was was that yesterday? Today? Yesterday. That was yesterday. We're like, I pick her up from the airport, right? She's a fucking hour delay. I'm waiting. JFK sucks, man. They had to drive around and around and around. Traffic all over there. Fucking 12:30 at night. Finally get around one o'clock in the morning. She gets in the car. And I'm like, yo, are you hungry? She's like, yeah. So I'm like, too bad the fucking diners are closed. You know what I mean? Mm-hmm. She goes, there's one place that are open. And we both look at each other. We're like, white whiteies. Whiteies would be good tonight, actually.

SPEAKER_07 53:47

Whiteies. Whiteies. And then Johnny goes, No, we have to go to the city tomorrow. So it's not a good night to get whiteies.

SPEAKER_08 53:55

Yeah. That's like, you know, for us, it's like a Friday night thing that way it gets out of your system by the same thing. Well, that's what it is.

SPEAKER_06 54:01

When you're in your 20s, you can have white council every fucking day of the week. Yep. 30s, you can have you can have it every night until you're like 35. Your 40s, you know, you can have it like every third day. You know, when you hit your 50s, like, all right, what am I doing tomorrow? All right. Yeah, exactly. And then when you hit your 60s, you're like, what am I doing for the next week? You know what I mean? One thing that we had that was disgusting was fucking um, what was that one in Florida? Crystals. Crystals. Oh. Like a healthy version of White Castle.

SPEAKER_08 54:33

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 54:34

White Castle is made to be disgusting. And that's what's awesome about it. It's good coming in, but it's hard. Oh, but going out. Looks like Jack in the Box. Remember Jack in the Box? Yeah. I went to a Jack in the Box about six years ago. No, we went to Jack in the Box last year in Texas. Right? You did. And I gotta say, after all these years, they didn't do anything to improve themselves. It was fucking amazing. It was amazing. Nothing. You get the tacos with the grease dripping out of the bottom. Remember that? Mm-hmm. They always said it was horse meat burgers. It's like coming down your What is your favorite fast food place?

SPEAKER_08 55:05

Has to be Burger King. Really? Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 55:08

Burger King always smells like a great idea. And then you eat it. You're like, what do you eat that shit for?

SPEAKER_08 55:12

Yeah, like you know what? The last few times I went to Burger King, I said that. I was like, oh my God, it's just like a rock in my stomach.

SPEAKER_06 55:19

Exactly. We went to Texas, not the last time, the time before that. And I had to go to Houston to pick up a mother from the airport. I got her mother, and we're driving back, and I'm looking at my phone. I go, hey mom, you hungry? She's like, Yeah, I can eat something. Yeah, there was the In N Out Burger over there. Went to the In and Out Burger, and I enjoyed that shit. That was good. You didn't have it.

SPEAKER_07 55:39

I didn't have it.

SPEAKER_06 55:40

You were talking about it. That and Whataburger is good too. You ever have What Burger?

SPEAKER_08 55:44

No, not Whataburger. I've never even heard of Water Burger. What a burger, yes. And you had it. We had it in uh Jackson's.

SPEAKER_06 55:50

I didn't think it was great.

SPEAKER_08 55:52

Oh, you said Whataburger? Oh, I thought you said What burger.

SPEAKER_06 55:56

I think I'm saying that too. What a burger.

SPEAKER_07 55:58

What a burger.

SPEAKER_06 56:00

What a burger? Really quick story. One one time, I'm at a job site, I got a videotape, the staircase, to show my brother, because we had to bring a cop machine up a flight of stairs. He's like, video the steps, you know, blah, blah, blah. I video stairs, I sent them to him. He goes, Johnny, what the fuck did you say here? I look back, I go, wow, fucking though. I had no clue what I said. I'm like, I don't know what I said. I had one like 10 times. I still didn't know what I said. I said, forget it, right? But now what water burger is good. In and out brought is fantastic. But I came out of my list. I think I used to love the Whopper. I love it. And I used to always get the Whopper. Me and Whopper with no uh no tomatoes, no lettuce, no pickles.

SPEAKER_08 56:41

Boring. Then we get no pickles, no tomatoes with cheese.

SPEAKER_06 56:46

Okay. Yum, yum. So now I used to eat it all the time. Now if I eat that now, I'll be like, oh, first of all, I can't have the sesame cheese on the bun. Because I'll have this cheese for four days after that. One time, me and my brother and my son go up to Cortland College to see his son, right? And that morning I ate everything bagel. I was hungry. But sesame seeds. I wasn't thinking. So now we're on the way up there. I'm also gonna feel my stomach. I can't eat sesame seeds. Boom! Oh, what the fuck is wrong with me? Oh, oh my god, bending over. Hold on.

SPEAKER_08 57:16

Piston out of your ass.

SPEAKER_06 57:18

Yes. We get to the hotel. It was like a scene from Goodfellas. Remember Goodfellas? When he walked in the dinner, got a phone, got a phone, remember that? That was me. Got a bathroom, got a bathroom. Right? I'm in the bathroom. I was in there for fucking three hours. My son kept coming down. Dad, you okay in there? My brother came down. You in there you okay in there? I'm like, oh, whoa. I couldn't even make it to the bedroom. I couldn't even make it to the room. Yeah, and I I thought for sure my day was gonna be shot. I'm like, I went to bed at five o'clock in the morning. Forget about me today. Let's go enjoy yourselves. And I got up and went drinking. So that was I actually did.

SPEAKER_07 57:48

I'll never give you sesame seeds.

SPEAKER_06 57:50

Yeah. Sesame seeds are bad for me, man.

SPEAKER_07 57:53

No. But if you piss me off, I get sesame seeds.

SPEAKER_08 57:57

Hey, honey, that's right.

SPEAKER_06 57:59

No, it's pieces of garlic.

SPEAKER_08 58:02

Did you ever listen to Z100?

SPEAKER_06 58:04

Yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 58:05

What what do they have there? I wish diarrhea on you. Like they had a whole thing.

SPEAKER_06 58:11

That's gonna be the worst. Shit in your pants. We had a guy right one time. I got two good shit stories for you. We had a guy working with us one day, right? And my brother said to him out of the truck. And about half an hour later, the driver calls my brother and says, Charlie, I forgot what's his name. Carlos was it? It was called Carlos was coming back. Why? He had an accident. What do you mean by an accident? Right? Yeah, he's coming back. He's laughing. What happened to Carlos? Tell me. He goes, Charlie, I promise it wasn't. What happened to the guy? Because he shit his pants, Charlie. He shit his pants. So now my brother knows. So now the guy comes back to the warehouse to get his money. It's a Friday, right? Guy walks in. Don't want to sit on my brother. He's sitting there like 20 feet away from him. Young my pay, Charlie? Charlie, what's the matter? What happened? I shit my pants, Charlie, right? Anyway, I was off that day. That next Monday, I'm in. Everybody knew about this, and everyone's fucking with the guy who was at the warehouse. I didn't know. So we want to get close to me and help me, so I'm not gonna pick on them. You know what I mean? So I go, oh, his name is Will. That was what the name was. Will I go? Come on, Will, give me a handlift on this machine up to the truck. I go, you got it, Will? You're not gonna shit yourself. Oh, fuck you. Another time I had this Jamaican guy, Pete, working with me. And that morning we're going to Philadelphia. My route was Philly every day. Go down to Philadelphia at Philadelphia. He gets in the truck, he's got a half a gallon of milk with him. I go, what the fuck are you gonna do with the milk? John, that's good for your bones. I drink the milk good for your bone. Dude, you're gonna shit yourself. Didn't care. He drank the whole gallon of fucking milk. And we go to Philadelphia, we come all the way back. We get off at the Metropolitan Avenue off the BQE. John, pull over, pull him. I pull over. I see him running in and out of place. I'm like, what is this fine guy doing? In the pizzeria. They won't let him use the bathroom. It's been done. They won't use the bathroom. I hear the back of the truck open up. Like, what's this guy doing? He shit in a blanket. Oh my gosh. He shit in the blanket. And I watched them and see him folding it up now, putting on a cover. Well, you gotta go. Wait, wait, wait. I got a third one for you. After the Super Bowl one year, I forgot what year it was. I'm working in the city, right? And what we used to do with the cop machines was we had to take them out of the boxes. So you had all the styrofoam, you had all the plastic, and we had the boxes like a lot of them sometimes. So I'm in the city and my stomach drops. Uh oh. I would bathem. All right. Where are you gonna go? So my guys went to the building. They didn't mean that for a while. I went in the back of the truck, I built a turtle pole out of these boxes. Oh my gosh. I'm gonna tell you, I made it so nice that I had a Game Boy with me instead of sitting in the box clean my game boy. Where did you put it after? I took the I put it in a bag, right? It was like the bag? I took the bag and I put it in one of the city garbage cans, right? But the best part was not that. Was me. I wish I had the before cell phones, really. I wish I had video of their faces when they had to go in the back of the truck to put the cop machine back in. Like the pickups we had to make? Because you know how bad it was back there? Oh my god. These guys, what the fuck? I never forget one Christmas, like I'm going back.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:23

Man, you have a lot of things. I know you've got to wear a shit story.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:26

This is not a shit story. This is sort of a shit story. Back in the um very early night, late 80s, I have to say, my father had a Bronco, and we had a condo in New Jersey, right? Action Park. We had a condo there. And we were up there for a long weekend, and my mother and father, so me and my mother had to come back for some reason. And we had a golden retriever with us of one of the dogs. And it was raining really bad. It was me and my mother driving back to Long Island. Traffic was so bad. All of a sudden, you see the dog starts crying, and the dog's gonna take a shit. All right. So I'm like, what are we gonna do with this? It's fucking pouring out there. None of us want to get out of the car. The dog goes in the back of the bronco and he takes his shit in the truck. Now I'll throw the lock throwing up. My mother throwing up our own window. I'll throw it out the other window. It's so bad. Finally, we we we gotta pull over, let the dog out. My mother cleans it up. I ain't touching that shit. You know what I mean? So we gotta clean it out. The truck still smells bad. So we get back to New York. My father takes the truck, you know.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:27

It's like zero degrees that you can't even open the window.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:30

Right. My father takes the truck and he gets it detailed and all that shit, you know? So now Christmas comes. And that was like the whole week. It was like the Christmas landed on like a Wednesday. So we had off like Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, the weekend. So it was a big drinking weekend for me and my friends, whatever. So it was like that Friday night went out and got pounded, you know. So Saturday, I mean, I had farts, bad, you know, bad gas all day. So my father says, do me a favor, can you take this table? It was in a box deal. The glass was broken. Go meet Richie at this place and give him the table, and they're gonna you know, exchange it for a new table. No problem, man. I'm farting the whole way there. I'm I mean, it was bad, it was so bad. And I'm laughing. So I I get to the place, and then I'm looking for a fart out here somewhere. Thank you. I got one. That was a wet one. That was a wet one. They were all wet. So what happens is I finally see Richie in the parking lot and I'm waving at him. This truck is fucked up with bad news. And I see Richie walking towards me. I go, Where's he going? Why is he coming here? He gets in the passenger seat and he gives me a fucking what the fuck? I go, the dog took a shit in the back of the truck. He goes, Oh my god, that's fucking disgusting. He's like, Yeah, okay, it's the dog. We finally do what we gotta do. We change it, and he leaves. He's like, damn, that truck fucking stinks. So we go back to my father's house, and he goes to my father, John man, the dog took a shit in the back of your truck. You think you gotta clean it up? But he goes, I got that cleaned up two days ago. I'm fucking laughing, I'm laughing my ass up. That was you! That was you! I'm like that's always a great story. So, this is a hell of a good podcast tonight. So, uh guys, I think I'm gonna wrap it up. What do you think? Yeah, it's a wrap. Maybe you'll be back next week for our next podcast. But uh, I am Johnny Mitchell. I am with the very beautiful, very lovely bell. Bella. I can't say anything.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:32

He's gonna stop playing with himself. I was gonna say get her um God. All right, enough sound effects.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:42

She's so high. She got those luscious breasts. All right, so I am Johnny Mizo. I am Bella Tambola. This is Motorcycle Man Radio, and we had the pleasure of having Gigi and Drunk Eric with us tonight.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:57

Drunk Eric.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:58

All right. Hammond Eric. Yes.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:01

Hammered Eric, I like that.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:03

We'll see you guys next week, man. So uh that's it. Yeah, ciao for now. Check out the Motorcycle Man Radio podcast. We're everywhere. Uh, check us out on Facebook, like us on Facebook, subscribe to our YouTube channel, Instagram, TikTok, Rumble, all that good shit, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. All right. Well, I'm gonna say goodnight now. See you next week. Have a good one. We're out of here. Ciao. Good night.