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SPEAKER_02 0:35

Welcome to another edition of the Motorcycle Mayhem Radio Podcast, hosted by Johnny Rizzo, where we talk about everything motorcycle, from tips on safe riding, to apparel and accessories, to where the next events are, and everything in between. So, let's mount up and drive. Hey Johnny, where are we going this time?

SPEAKER_05 0:59

What's up, everybody? Hey guys. Hey Johnny, how you doing? Okay, how you guys doing?

SPEAKER_04 1:06

Pretty good, pretty good.

SPEAKER_05 1:08

When the fuck is this weather gonna get better?

SPEAKER_04 1:10

Oh my god. You know what? I kind of love it because you have a nice little chill in the morning and the afternoon. It's nice in the afternoon, sunny, and it's I love it. It gets better out.

SPEAKER_05 1:22

It does. I will say that. And you wake up and like that that chill that just goes right through your bones, right? Is that what the fuck? You know? Oh.

SPEAKER_04 1:30

It does. But you know what? I'm good because it wakes you up in the morning. Well, that is true. No one wakes me up in the morning? Coffee. Sex.

SPEAKER_05 1:37

Right? Bella's not with us tonight. She's out drinking right now, having a good time. But she'll be here. Maybe she'll be here during the middle of the show. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:49

She will. I hope she will.

SPEAKER_05 1:50

But um LaVaza wakes me up. That's what gets me. Have you guys ever heard of uh Paris sproget? Yes. Oh my lord.

SPEAKER_04 1:59

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 2:00

Have you gone there yet?

SPEAKER_04 2:01

No, it's like uh a Danish shop or something, right?

SPEAKER_05 2:04

It's like they got all kinds of awesome food in there. And they have LaVaza is their coffee. Yes. So they have the LaVaza machine behind the counter. Yeah. I mean, uh they should be paying me for this right now. But that's the next place we're gonna get on the list. You know what I'm saying? No.

SPEAKER_04 2:21

See, I don't drink coffee. I don't drink coffee. You don't drink coffee? No, it's just nasty shit. I don't fucking like it. Really?

SPEAKER_05 2:27

Yeah. Really? Seriously. So what do you drink in the morning? Orange juice. Orange juice. Really?

SPEAKER_04 2:34

Eric, is this true?

SPEAKER_05 2:35

Yeah. Unfortunately.

SPEAKER_04 2:38

Eric's the coffee drinker, Nicky.

SPEAKER_05 2:40

What coffee do you normally drink? Oh shit. I like uh cafe boostello. Oh, you like the cafe boostello? That's a strong coffee, too. That's really strong. That's a strong one. That's a good one, man. But I got my the LaVaza, the uh black one with the espresso one, that's fucking good, man. But the best LaVaza is forget that machine over there. Is when you get it like from a real coffee place and they had the big LaVaza machines behind the counter. That is like the creamiest, most incredible coffee you've ever had in your life. Yeah, we're talking about fucking coffee. Can you imagine? Anyway. Last time you guys were on the show, Eric was feeling really good. Yeah, drunk Eric. So what happened that night? We got Eric back.

SPEAKER_06 3:23

I don't know. I probably had one too many.

SPEAKER_05 3:26

Yeah. Probably had like three too many. Yeah. Yeah, well, that's okay though, man. Because you know, that's what it's all about to have fun, right? It is what it is. You know, whatever. But you know, uh, the weather is getting better. You know, motorcycle season will be actually started already. Right? Did I go to Daytona uh before? We went to Daytona after when you guys did the show. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_04 3:50

It was after.

SPEAKER_05 3:51

After. So we did the show after Daytona, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 3:55

Yeah, you were telling us about all those restaurants.

SPEAKER_05 3:57

Oh, yes. We had a great time in Daytona anyway. We'll talk about it again. Not like you guys swimming with fucking sharks, but we already had a show about that. But anyway, I'm glad to have you guys back on the show with us. Thank you. Thank you for having us. Yeah, the weather is getting better. We're gonna do a lot of dinners coming up. There is a Japanese restaurant here on Long Island that me and Dawn found called Ikido. They got two of them. It's a modern-day Japanese restaurant with ramen, ramen noodles, and it is so awesome. There's one right in Mineola, and there's one right in Port Washington. Where in Minneola? Yeah, in Minneola. It's in our shopping center next to Panera and all that. Oh, no. Mogu, yeah. And next to Mogu is uh Ikida.

SPEAKER_04 4:41

Okay, so don't go to Mogu. Mogo to go to Mogula. Go to Ikeda.

SPEAKER_05 4:45

Well, you know, that shopping center is amazing because you got, first of all, you're looking at you looking at the shopping center. Mogu. Chinese, modern day Chinese, right? Uh Akita. Modern day Japanese. And right next to that is a modern day Mexican place. So you got tacos, you get whatever you want to eat then, didn't you got?

SPEAKER_04 5:02

You got everything there. Isn't orange therapy there or something? No, no, no. That's not in the same one.

SPEAKER_05 5:08

You got next to that, you got um Louis Louis uh Louis's. Oh yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 5:15

The Italian place. Italian place. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:17

And next to that, you got the Seventh Street Burger, which used to be Rex. Yes. And then next to that, you got Panero. So is that the greatest eating shopping center you ever heard of? You could just get everything in there. Whatever you want.

unknown 5:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:28

Have you guys checked out Wonder yet? Have you ever been at that place? Which Wonder. Wonder. No. And then they're popping up all over Long Island. All right. Look out for them. Because they got like 15 to 20 restaurants that are in this one store. And what you do is you walk in. I I tried it out, it's pretty cool. You walk in, there's nothing but like two or three computer screens. You order what you want. You can get a steak dinner, you can get Japanese food, Korean, Indian, whatever you want. A hot dog, a hamburger, french fries, chicken nuggets, all the way up the list. Whatever you want to do. So you put your order in, you put your card in there, and then all of a sudden it comes out of the chute. There's your food. Where is this? The one I went to was in Comac. And there's one in Deer Park. There's one in Wantor. All over there, popping up all over the place. Wonder? It's called Wonder. We gotta go. No, you gotta check it out. Google it. It's really a cool concept. Yeah? Yeah, it looks like you know.

SPEAKER_06 6:24

Who's making the food?

SPEAKER_05 6:26

You don't see nobody in this place. They're in the back. Robot IA people in the back, probably.

SPEAKER_04 6:32

I was gonna say it's some kind of AI shit back then. AI robot.

SPEAKER_06 6:37

Don't maybe don't laugh. I went to Texas Burger. There's only one guy in a joint. Nobody else is making any food. You put an order in, and the guy's still up front, and then the burger comes out. They're like, it's gonna take a little while. Yeah. Maybe about five. Guys in the back kick. No.

SPEAKER_05 6:53

It's robotic AI shit in the back that actually is cooking the burger. Right. And flips the burger. Are you kidding? I'm not shitting you. Really? Texas. Texas burger. Where is it?

SPEAKER_06 7:05

The Texas chicken and burger.

SPEAKER_05 7:07

Yeah, I've been seeing those places.

SPEAKER_06 7:08

She's popping up too. They're all over the place. I swear to God, it's a robot in the back cooking because I don't see anybody else. Oh, you don't know. I see one, I see one person and I'm looking back there. And this burger just shoots out from nowhere. You're going.

SPEAKER_05 7:22

Shoots out like a frisbee. Yeah, like what the hell? It felt like a like a fucking nut or a washi room one, you know what? You gotta look it up. What is it called? Texas chicken and burgers.

SPEAKER_04 7:30

I'm gonna look it up right now.

SPEAKER_05 7:31

No, you guys do cruises, right? You guys been on a cruise. I've been on a cruise cruise. Have you been on the cruise with the robotic uh bartenders?

SPEAKER_04 7:37

I have not been on a cruise in a long time.

SPEAKER_05 7:40

We went on the Symphony of the Seas, right? It was uh a Royal Caribbean cruise, and one of the bars is two robots. And these two arms, that's all they are. All the alcohol's coming out of the ceiling, like hanging upside down. Right. And you you take your your again, it looks like an iPad, you put your order in, and all of a sudden they wake up these things, they get a glass, they fill it up with ice, and they stop making all your drink, and then you put your your room key on this platform on the bar, and it gets handed to you. Awesome. It's a cool concept. Really? Yeah. How's the drink? Fucking awesome. You know what I mean? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 8:20

Can't complain about it. It's like it's like now you go to the supermarkets, right? And they have this fucking robot. Oh, that guy walking around? Yeah, the stopping shop.

unknown 8:31

Did you look it up?

SPEAKER_04 8:32

No, I forgot the name of it. Um, it's it's like a robot that's walking around, and I I honestly I want to kick him. Uh meeting the penny s. Always in the way. What is his name? Lenny or something?

SPEAKER_05 8:43

Mikey, Mikey or something? Uh I forgot. But he's a stopping shop guy walking around.

SPEAKER_04 8:48

I'm gonna look it up right now, just like.

SPEAKER_05 8:57

You look at it and you see arms. Yeah. That's all it is. It's two big cranes.

SPEAKER_04 9:01

Marty! His name is Marty. Marty, Marty, Marty. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:04

Oh my god. In the future, you'll probably have a head. Marty the Fardy. I'm gonna tell you how the future is. You remember the Twilight Zone? Yep. Best show in the world, by the way. I'm telling you. Do you remember they had the prisoner up on the um up on the rock on the what was he on the um what do you call those the rock stuff? Shooting through. Um I don't remember. But he lives up on a rock up in space. Right? And uh what do you call it? Those big things are going through space. And someone out there listens to the show and they're saying, they're yelling at you that radio, asshole, it's uh an um an asteroid. Oh yeah, he lives on an asteroid. Uh-huh. He's like that's his jail. He's in jail. But he's not in jail, he's free up there, but he's on the fucking asteroid. So they bring him food, like every six months, they bring him stuff. So the last time they go up there, they bring him in this box, and it's uh it's a woman. But she's a robot. At first he hates it, but then he falls in love with her. I'm telling you. But then they want to bring her home, like he has he's gonna go home. And he wants to bring her. Too much weight in the spaceship. You can't bring her. And he flips out and shit. And but that's gonna be the But you gotta lose weight. But that's gonna be the future of uh our bartendership, these robots, you're not gonna know if they're real or not.

SPEAKER_04 10:25

No, I I totally get that. And you know, I I think that it's really gonna come out soon with the airline stewards. Yes. The airline stewards, uh, you know, because they're gonna make them slim, skinny, that way they could go through the aisles, push the cars. Not even.

SPEAKER_05 10:42

You'll have something at your seat that if you want something, you hit a button like the suction thing at the bank. Don't you think they gotta look good? Here's my prediction in life, okay? Go ahead. Everybody is gonna have like you get cable to your house, so they gotta come, the cable company, they gotta run the cables. Then there's gonna be a main tube that runs down like Jericho turnback, let's say. Right. One down Jericho, one's on Old Country Road, Hillside Avenue, whatever it is. And then all the major streets, this tube will go down. Now, when you want your house, you gotta buy it. A tube will go from that tube to your house with Amazon. You buy something, and within seconds it gets sucked right into your house. That's my prediction.

SPEAKER_04 11:26

Did you see what they have now on these streaming channels? What? What is it, Amazon? It's gotta be like the Amazon um prime where you watch Amazon video. Right. You're watching a movie, and then all of a sudden a commercial comes on, and they're like, Yeah, if you want to buy this, just click on the button. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, what seriously? Yeah, Amazon's great. I love Amazon I'm an I'm an Amazon whore. Are you?

SPEAKER_05 11:50

I really am. Yeah, that's why we're all getting fat because we can just buy shit. I'm gonna tell you a fast story before we go to break here. My ex-wife used to work for DoorDash. Okay. Okay. One time we had to go to Taco Bell and pick up whatever order it was. We pulled up this guy's driveway, and the instructions were just come up to the window. The guy never got off his fucking couch. He opened his window, stuck his hand out the window. She went up and passed him his fucking tacos. This fat motherfucker sat on his couch the entire time, ordered his food, and got it delivered. He never even had to get up.

SPEAKER_04 12:27

He was probably he probably has a toilet ball in his living. He's probably taking his shit at the same time. Can you mad? Oh my god, that's so funny. How fucking lazy are we? Oh my god, we are lazy, but you know what?

SPEAKER_06 12:40

Fat Bastard.

SPEAKER_04 12:43

Crazy, right?

SPEAKER_05 12:44

I want my baby. I want my baby baby.

SPEAKER_04 12:47

Yeah, but I think the hood. Honestly, I think like Amazon and stuff like that. I I I think it's good because I'm finding shit much cheaper. Right. And if I want to buy like one thing, right? I go on Amazon, I buy that one thing. If I go to the freaking store, I'm buying like 30 things.

SPEAKER_05 13:06

That's right. So I'll be spending more money. All right. And I I'm a TikTok whore with that shit because I think the TikTok shop is awesome. I've never used, I don't have TikTok. You don't have TikTok? No. I think that's the greatest platform ever, even though people talk bad about it, but it is fucking amazing.

SPEAKER_04 13:21

I feel like I would be cheating on Amazon if I went to TikTok.

SPEAKER_06 13:24

Yeah, good shit. So Amazon does the same shit. You buy one thing and it tells you other people bought this along with that. Along with that.

SPEAKER_05 13:33

Yeah, yeah. And you look at it and go, oh, yeah, I gotta have that. I gotta have that too. You want that. So let's take a quick break here, guys. Most like a man radio. I am Johnny Rizzo. I'm with Gigi and Eric, and Eric's not drunk this time. Yeah! He's drinking some coffee. So stay right there, guys. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Right after this. Right after this.

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SPEAKER_05 15:55

Alright, we are back on Motorcycle Man Radio. I am Johnny Lizzo. I am and now we got the beautiful Bella Tambora. Hi, baby. Hey Johnny. She's like rolling her eyes. Oh yeah. We got Gigi and Eric with us again. Hello. We're hanging out. And we're talking about Eric's jacket here. I mean, so you wear this jacket, right? No, no.

SPEAKER_04 16:23

He does not wear it.

SPEAKER_05 16:24

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 16:25

I know him 11 years old. I have never seen him put it on. The Michelin man, you say? He looks, you know, it's Eric's like a size medium. Maybe not right now, but Eric's like a size medium. And this jacket is a 3X.

SPEAKER_05 16:42

Wow. And I'm a skinny guy, so I don't know if I'm going to get it.

SPEAKER_04 16:44

It would not even fit you. It wouldn't fit all of us in the jacket. Oh my God. One of those. I tell him it's like for the Michelin.

SPEAKER_06 16:53

This jacket is like, you know, when you go to Canada, you wear this jacket. Okay. So I'm not in Canada. But you're not in Canada, you know.

SPEAKER_03 17:00

Well, you were at a football game, you said.

SPEAKER_06 17:02

Yeah. And who plays it? Well, football in Canada. Balls? It was forget it. It was very cold.

SPEAKER_03 17:09

Does that mean your balls were freezing? Yeah, frozen balls? Yeah. Yeah, but were they shriveled up like a squirrel or something like the nuts of a squirrel?

SPEAKER_06 17:19

Yeah, well it was balls out, and that's why I wore the jacket, so I wouldn't freeze my nuts off.

SPEAKER_04 17:24

Yeah, but wouldn't you want something a little bit closer to your body to keep you warm instead of having it so big where the cold air will come underneath it? Well, I had three, I had three sweatshirts on. Oh, jeez.

SPEAKER_06 17:35

Wow.

SPEAKER_04 17:36

How does that warm your balls? Yeah, right. That's a good question.

SPEAKER_05 17:41

You know, I you know, I have probably about That's a very good question. Why don't Bella? I got probably about eight leather jackets here, right? You do. But you know, when I go to work, I wear just a sweatshirt, that's it. Yeah, I don't wear nothing else.

SPEAKER_03 17:55

They give me two degrees out of a sweatshirt, not a thin leather that looks like a shirt. Well, it's called the shirt.

SPEAKER_05 18:01

I got the shirt, leather jacket. Well, it's a shirt, supposedly, but it's a jacket.

SPEAKER_04 18:06

Leather does not keep you warm. You know that, right?

SPEAKER_05 18:09

Well, I don't know. You know what? I got these jackets. I will. That's all.

SPEAKER_03 18:14

Okay. Some of them have lining. For Johnny, he's a big guy. I think he he could go out with a sweat jacket in 20 below, and he'd be okay.

SPEAKER_05 18:22

You know. Insulation. I bought Bella a beautiful leather jacket in Italy. I don't talk about Italy much. No, not at all. No. But I I bought a beautiful did I buy you a beautiful jacket in Italy? You did. You know, I found it on the floor of a car yesterday. Now, what do I do with this now?

SPEAKER_03 18:41

Do I give it back to that?

SPEAKER_05 18:44

Beautiful jacket on the floor.

SPEAKER_03 18:45

It's a beautiful blue.

SPEAKER_05 18:47

Blue, leather jacket.

SPEAKER_03 18:48

Soft leather jacket from Italy.

SPEAKER_06 18:51

And it was on the floor. But it's okay.

SPEAKER_03 18:55

Nothing happens. It was on the floor of the back seat. And it's fine. It's rugged. It's okay.

SPEAKER_05 19:03

So, Bella, tell us about your night. You went, where'd you go tonight?

SPEAKER_03 19:07

I went to Casa Margarita.

SPEAKER_05 19:09

They got some great steaks there.

SPEAKER_03 19:11

And I was there for a happy hour.

SPEAKER_04 19:12

Oh, were ya? Sangria special. Is that why you're so happy now? I was gonna say, which explains why she's so happy now with that big smile on her face. I think because you see me.

SPEAKER_03 19:21

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 19:22

She came home with a little honey. That's why.

SPEAKER_03 19:24

Oh yes.

SPEAKER_05 19:25

Yeah. And you bought me food, so I'm happy.

SPEAKER_03 19:28

Yeah. I ordered the sh the shh the what is it called? The steak, but I don't remember what kind of steak. Um scourge steak. Scourge steak. Yeah, that's right. And they give you so much. I I mean, like literally, it's like four pieces, and they're huge. It's big, it's big. I maybe ate a quarter of one piece of rice, beans, potatoes, plus we had an appetizer, Dana and I, of um chicken nachos. So I was done after the chicken nachos. Uh between that and the drinks, I was like, all right, Johnny's getting most of this now.

SPEAKER_05 20:05

There you go. Johnny's a happy man. So, guys, it was Easter. Pasqua. How was your Easter? Pasqua the time.

SPEAKER_04 20:12

Oh, no, I know that, but my Easter isn't until this time. So you celebrate Greek Easter. I sure do. So what is it? And I'm Jewish. No, I'm not sure. So am I, Rizowitz? Wait. So what's the difference between Easter and Greek Easter? We celebrate it at different times most of the time. That's it? Pretty much.

SPEAKER_05 20:30

Yeah, is it the olives that are different?

SPEAKER_03 20:32

Oh no, you were talking about the Orthodox Easter, which Eric was telling us about. Tell us again the 40 days what they do.

SPEAKER_04 20:40

He's got to look it up on his phone again because I don't even remember.

SPEAKER_06 20:43

No, you have to. They have to fast for 40 days and they can't eat any meats.

SPEAKER_04 20:49

No meat, no dairy, no oil.

SPEAKER_05 20:51

But you can eat meat any day in the 40 days. No. I lost. I'm out. No. So I fell with the jerk off one. I'm out.

SPEAKER_04 21:01

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that one. I'm out.

SPEAKER_05 21:04

I think I think Elaine was the first that can you believe that she rang the bell and she called. And I'm like, yeah, your phone ringing. So I answered it, right? And she's like, Are you jerking off?

SPEAKER_04 21:15

I'm like, no, that's no, you you missed the whole big part of that. What happened? I ring the doorbell, he doesn't answer. I call you. He answers your phone. Okay. And then he's like, I'll be down in a few minutes. I'm like, why? What are you doing? I'm in bed. I'm lounging out in bed. He's like, I gotta put some clothes on. I said, come down naked. He said, no. He goes, I'm wearing my underwear. I'm like, why are your clothes off? Are you jerking off?

SPEAKER_05 21:48

And my answer to that was, no, Bella's out drinking. So I'm gonna get some tonight. Yeah, he did say that. Wow.

SPEAKER_04 21:56

And during this whole process, by the way, I flashed your camera, finding out that somebody else has uh access too.

SPEAKER_05 22:02

I go, it's too bad. I don't see the camera. JBS is it.

SPEAKER_04 22:08

I flashed your camera out.

SPEAKER_03 22:09

Oh, and I was like, woo! Oh, okay. You gave my ex a nice show.

SPEAKER_04 22:14

Yeah, well, I didn't know. It is black lace under here, so oh well.

SPEAKER_05 22:22

It is what it is. So I I I knew that, you know, uh we'll be having a fun night tonight, so I didn't I didn't beat it. I didn't beat it. You didn't beat your meat? I didn't beat the meat, and I didn't It was a great scenario. I walk in the house. I don't know where you walk. She doesn't want to text me or nothing when she goes out. I gotta guess, you know. So I walk in the house like, babe, babe. I walk upstairs, babe. No, no. Nobody's here. I'm going into the bed. Off all the clothes and lounge out. And then you had a call.

SPEAKER_04 22:55

Yes, I did. He probably just closed his eyes at that very moment.

SPEAKER_05 23:01

One shot. Ding dong. But I thought it was the ice cream man at first, but that noise. Oh yeah, he said that. He was like, I thought it was the ice cream man.

SPEAKER_03 23:08

Because usually your phone does it. Goes to your phone. Well, my phone I left home. Right, but it was. And then I realized when I was going to contact you. Oh shit. And I said I had my my office phone, my business phone, which I couldn't get through. Yeah. So I had to have my friend text you. And um, yeah, the phone was here.

SPEAKER_05 23:31

So anyway, so we started doing uh the show, and now you're here with us. So it sounds like you got a great night tonight. We got we got the Greek Easter coming up next weekend. I'm looking forward to it. Woo-hoo. We have to go to Bella's aunt's house, and then they have the uh what is it, the goat, the ham, the lamb? What is it? The goat on the spigot. You hear the story about the salesman? No, we we got pictures of uh people with the goat. You ever hear you ever hear the story about the salesman, the traveling salesman? No, goes in his house one day and a kid answers the door and he's like, hey kid, where's your mother? And she goes, he goes, she's out back fucking the sheep. He goes, what? So he looks about the house and there's the mother fucking the sheep. So he goes back to the kid. He's like, kid, don't that bother you? He goes, nah.

SPEAKER_03 24:20

Oh man.

SPEAKER_05 24:24

Oh that's a funny joke. That's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_03 24:27

So so Johnny, you did something on Good Friday. Why don't you share that with everybody?

SPEAKER_05 24:32

Yeah, why don't you share it? What'd you do? So I beat off, right?

SPEAKER_03 24:37

We went off to the shrine at every station at the 12 stations of the cross. He went and beat off at every station.

SPEAKER_05 24:44

Oh boy. No, I'm just kidding. We actually we got to the to the to the shrine late, right? And then you got to the where late? To the shrine. Okay. So where's the shrine? Is that we got there late, right? Out of exit 70 in the expressway. So uh we started doing the stations at the cross, but we're doing them backwards, right? Yeah, we went backwards. But the thing is you want to be at the cross at three o'clock because that's when he dies at three o'clock on a good Friday. So everybody gathers by the cross, you know? And usually it rains and then it stops raining at three o'clock. And it didn't rain that thing, which is funny. So we went there. But on the way there, like, who else eats at the joint but us? They got a tent set up in the middle of the parking lot. What were we eating? These uh these cheese uh quesadillas?

SPEAKER_03 25:35

Quesadillas. They had some uh Latina food, and uh so we had a choice of vegetarian um quesadillas, cheese quesadillas or chiros, um some some donuts or something, whatever we had some we so we ordered and split cheese quesadillas with french fries, right?

SPEAKER_05 25:56

And one drink, it was twenty-four dollars. Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_03 26:01

No, well, anyway, it was Johnny got ripped off.

SPEAKER_05 26:05

I did.

SPEAKER_03 26:05

That's your story, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:08

So, anyway, we went and uh did the sum of the stages of the course. We saw the cross and uh it was pretty awesome, and then we left. We saw the cross.

SPEAKER_03 26:18

We left. Um, I did do some praying. I don't know what Johnny did.

SPEAKER_05 26:23

I think so Brian, I think. You know what I mean? So yeah, but it was a good day, you know. Uh good Friday.

SPEAKER_03 26:31

And then we visited your granddaughter, yes, Kennedy.

SPEAKER_05 26:35

We saw Kennedy and uh my ex-wife. We had to spend a day with my ex-wife.

SPEAKER_03 26:39

Oh, yeah, it's all in the family. All in the family.

SPEAKER_05 26:41

Very nice. No, well, we gotta go there because if I want to see my granddaughter, my daughter's like, well, go to mom's house, we'll come there. But we weren't after.

SPEAKER_03 26:50

He's on supervised visits even with his granddaughter. That's how crazy Johnny is. He has supervised visits. I'm on supervised visits with my granddaughter. His ex-wife and his daughter gotta watch when he's with his granddaughter, and you know, he can't just see his granddaughter on his own. Yeah, you know. Are you serious? No.

SPEAKER_04 27:07

Oh, I was gonna, I mean, you are so good at making it seem real. Hey, I feel it's real. It feels like a real thing. No wonder, no wonder you're making it sound so believable.

SPEAKER_06 27:21

It's believable because somebody's around all the time when he comes in. No, it's true.

SPEAKER_03 27:27

He can't be alone with the with Kennedy. I got it. They wouldn't trust him with Kennedy.

SPEAKER_05 27:33

They can be like, fuck mom, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

SPEAKER_03 27:38

They're afraid they're gonna, they're afraid he's gonna take her and put her on a motorcycle.

SPEAKER_05 27:43

So I said that to Mike the other day, too. I said, I can't wait to put him on the motorcycle. Yeah. Right.

SPEAKER_03 27:48

So they're like, no, he's he's got supervised.

SPEAKER_05 27:50

But you know what's pretty cool though. We got my uh ex-wife asked me to help sell her father's drums. Horrible story with the father. You know, how old is it? Ten minutes later, his other grandson would be home. There's no way for him. Tries to do it himself, falls off the chair, breaks his fucking femur. Now he's in a nursing home for the rest of his life. And I said they'll never come out. So now my ex-wife's gotta sell the house because they own the house together. And he's got the house is beautiful though, right? I mean, yeah, it's a very good thing. It's like a maze. Like, you go down these stairs, and downstairs, there's an apartment over there, and now no stairs, you got this. This is huge. And um he had these drums, these Ludwig drums from 1940. That were his drums when he was a kid. He had them his whole life. Wow. And uh she's like, Can you sell these? And I put them on the marketplace for not even a day, and it went. So he's got 1700 bucks. They went. So I got another drum set on there for her in uh in a fireplace, right? Yeah. But no one's looking at that shit.

SPEAKER_03 28:55

No, the Ludwig drum set was definitely worth a lot of money.

SPEAKER_05 29:00

But the saddest thing about it is, you know, she's selling doing, go look to, you know, you want stuff for rocking the road, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's like the guy's not dead. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's like he's still alive. Yeah. We're selling his shit. Yeah, exactly. So it was kind of fucked up, you know what I mean? But he knew it.

SPEAKER_04 29:16

Yeah, you know he knew it, but it's still sad, man. Like it really is. I I agree with Johnny.

SPEAKER_05 29:21

Because it's you know, something so stupid.

SPEAKER_04 29:22

The guy was a good guy. It's like you're getting rid of all his shit and he's still here.

SPEAKER_05 29:26

Yeah, and you know what? And there was nothing wrong with him until he broke his leg. Then he's in the nutrient for the rest of his life. That's like me falling down, and all of a sudden you're selling all my fucking mixing boards and shit and my drums, and I'm sitting upstairs like.

SPEAKER_03 29:37

Don't have a heart attack, Johnny. There you go.

SPEAKER_05 29:40

You better take care of yourself. So, you know what? Let's take a break real quick and we'll come back with more. I got a story about my test I took yesterday. Your testicles? My testicles. Oh, okay. So I'm Johnny Rismel. You listen to Most Fucking Mail Radio? I'm with Bell as him. Oh, let me know. We got Eric and Gigi with us again. Yeah! Yeah, yeah. We'll be right back right after this.

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SPEAKER_05 31:11

We're back on Motorcycle Man Radio. I am Johnny Richard with Bellatamboy. We got Gigi and Eric in the studio with us tonight. Yes, studio. Like the studio?

SPEAKER_03 31:21

Yeah, it's awesome.

SPEAKER_05 31:21

I love it. We got a new we got a new segment here called Eric's Philosophy. All right. So we were talking about my ex-wife's father who broke his leg. And you know, getting old does suck. And like you just said, Eric, you used to jump off the loading docks. So did I. I remember I used to jump off my truck. Forget about it now. Me, my lift gate gets stuck a lot on my truck. So like the one side will only go like half the side will go down. So you gotta get down there, open the gate, and slam it as you're going down. So I gotta get off the truck to do this. So that's like a whole procedure. All right. Because you gotta make sure you're getting it in one step at a time, and then you jump onto the ground. It sucks. You know what I mean? So getting old sucks.

SPEAKER_06 32:08

Right? Absolutely. You know, but you gotta know your you gotta know your limitations as you realize and assess. What am I doing? Do you remember? Why am I jumping off this dock? I was 20 years old, you jump off the dock, you spring like a grasshopper, no problem. Yeah, you hit 50 years old, you hit the damn floor, boom, you're flattened, and you're going and you're looking at yourself going, oh my God, what a brace. I just sent so much shock through my legs. That goes to your brain. You're like, ah, I landed like a Led Zeppelin onto the damn floor.

SPEAKER_05 32:42

You know how many times I'll be working with my brother.

SPEAKER_06 32:44

I'm not doing that shit again.

SPEAKER_05 32:45

And my brother's like, yo, grab the hand truck off the back of the truck and open the back door on the truck. The hand truck's like in the middle, like towards the front of the truck. I'm like, fuck. I gotta open the gate up. I'm like, what are you doing? I'm opening the gate. You know, I get on the lift gate to bring me up. It's like, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_06 33:00

Jump off that bad boy. Oh, fuck me. When you were younger, you do. No, no, jump. You don't jump nowhere. Yeah, man, jump off the ball. The only thing you jump for is your pretty woman. That's it.

SPEAKER_03 33:09

Well, I'll jump for the bellotambora. It's bellotambora. That's only in the bed. Yeah. Where he has cushion.

SPEAKER_05 33:15

Well, you know what? You know you're getting old when you hurt yourself in bed. You ever fought and hurt yourself? That happens. No. That happens all the time. You fought and you pull the muscle in your chest.

SPEAKER_03 33:32

That's a hairy part.

SPEAKER_06 33:33

I gotta wait. I gotta wait for that one. This is this is experiencing getting older. Yeah, something happened to you, too.

SPEAKER_03 33:41

Johnny, Johnny, I think you need to see a doctor. What happened to talk about what's the next rock concert?

SPEAKER_06 33:49

Oh my god, we're talking about flavorants. Instead of a hamstring, you an ash stream, you pull. Yeah, you pull an ash stream, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 33:56

Exactly. Or getting out of bed. You ever like you be sleeping and you get that fucking cramp in your leg? And you don't know what to do? You gotta jump out of bed and walk on your toes and look like an idiot.

SPEAKER_04 34:07

No, I just scream, Eric! Eric!

SPEAKER_05 34:10

What the hell are you gonna do?

SPEAKER_04 34:12

I grab a leg.

SPEAKER_05 34:13

Oh my god. It's the worst feeling ever. Lately, I don't know, because because I'm getting older. It happened today, right before you called. I'm laying in bed. I'm like, I'm gonna have a cramp in my foot. And I'm looking at my foot, and my toes are doing this. They're spreading apart like that. I'm like, what the fuck? And the pain was so bad. I'd get out and walk on my toes again. All right, calm down, calm down. But getting old's horrible. It is fucking you can't control your toes.

SPEAKER_03 34:41

I can't control my toes. You can't control what happens. I mean, I don't know. What what are they thinking? Where are they going? I don't know. They split the split.

SPEAKER_04 34:50

The little the little piggy went to the market. What the hell? Did they they split? They split up.

SPEAKER_06 34:56

It sounds like can't control my fingers, can't my toes. Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 35:04

But I used to get I used to get leg cramps that night, right? Yeah. All the time. Oh, back here, right? I used to get them. But then I found out that it was because of um dehydration and lack of potassium. Yeah. Lack of potassium. I fixed that. I haven't gotten uh leg cramps since.

SPEAKER_05 35:22

Tonic water. Watch me get it tonight now. Tonic water is supposed to help. That's disgusting though. But you know, I drink a lot of coffee and that dehydrates you.

SPEAKER_04 35:32

Right. Eric was saying it's a dehydrant. Right.

SPEAKER_06 35:35

So you gotta drink a lot of water. Yeah, you're yeah, you drink a couple of cups of coffee and you're pissing away. I'll tell you funny. It's like beer.

SPEAKER_05 35:42

Back in 2013, I was in the hospital for my heart and they put me on a dietary, right? And they told me, you know, you might get some cramps, you know, like spasms. So I'm like, all right. So I was getting them all day, man. My legs, my arms. So I haven't met my heart doctor yet. Because I I'm just I'm new to this shit. You know what I mean? So I'm laying in bed and the heart doctor walks in. The second he walks in, I get a spasm in my chest. He goes, Are you doing Mr. Brisbane? Did he run out of the room? He's looking at me like, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? Oh, that was some funny shit. Oh my god, I'm gonna get away from the city. I gotta run out of the room. I think I killed this guy. So this by introducing myself. There are pictures out there somewhere of me in my hospital bed, right? Holding my chest with one hand, and I got bananas in my other hand because I'm trying to eat the potassium. Does you know? That was horrible, man. Because when they put that shit, what do you call it? The um, you just said it, um, the diuretic, right? Diuretic. Diuretic, yeah. When they put that in your IV, all right, you're gonna piss. Right. I mean, you're gonna pee right now. Right. And then you saline solution. Right, and you're gonna fill up those fucking buckets that they give you. So buckets they give you. They give you those buckets to piss in.

SPEAKER_04 36:59

Girls don't get urinals, yeah. Women have they have female urinals. I got one. Yeah. Well, you have to have a good aim.

SPEAKER_06 37:06

We got female.

SPEAKER_04 37:07

I got a bedpan. The bedpan.

SPEAKER_06 37:09

Triangle. We got like the the top that comes off that you put it in.

SPEAKER_03 37:14

Yeah, yeah. Like a soda bottle. I got my grandfather used to piss in.

SPEAKER_04 37:18

Yeah.

unknown 37:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 37:19

No, when I went to the hospital, they gave me a um female urinal. Right. So tell you the truth, they got it in the car. Yeah, no, I have one.

SPEAKER_05 37:28

You never know when you're gonna need it. No, my my ex-wife used to work in a lab and they had these brand new ones just for the for that. So I got one under my seat in my pickup truck, I got one in my trailer. So if I gotta win, I gotta pay, man.

SPEAKER_03 37:41

Well, you guys are lucky.

SPEAKER_05 37:43

We go buy a bush, you know.

SPEAKER_03 37:44

I know. You just get out and just.

SPEAKER_05 37:59

It's like done. Like, ah, hey, hey, hey, hey. Perfect timing.

SPEAKER_03 38:05

Yeah, well, they get a show.

SPEAKER_04 38:06

Yeah, when they gave me that urinal, I was like, how do I use this? I'm like, I I gotta squat. They're like, no, you don't. They're like, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 38:15

Well put it between your crotch. Right.

SPEAKER_04 38:17

They said just stand up, put it between your crotch, and just hold it there and piss. Yeah. I thought I was gonna piss myself. Wow. But no, it works pretty damn good.

SPEAKER_03 38:29

That's probably better than the toilets that they had in Italy. Italy. There's no seats. Because there's no seats.

SPEAKER_04 38:36

Sometimes it's just a hole in the ground.

SPEAKER_03 38:38

We gotta shoot the hoop.

SPEAKER_04 38:39

I was yeah, I was telling Eric about that. Yeah, maybe you gotta piss in a hole in the ground.

SPEAKER_03 38:44

And you know what I think. I mean, I still got some muscle strength, but what about the old people that literally have to squat over a friggin' hole? They used to they have nothing to hold on to. There's no like railings on the sides.

SPEAKER_05 38:58

Yeah, such a shitty situation.

SPEAKER_03 39:00

You know, and then they gotta I'm sorry, but like at 80 years old, to expect them to squat in this friggin' hole. Um I think those urinal things would come in handy, put it in your pocketbook. Yeah, exactly. So collapsibles.

SPEAKER_04 39:17

Bring a tote bag. So it's all take it with you when you're traveling. You know what? That's actually a good idea. Get like a collapsible, but you get a liner, a plastic liner that you put in it. Yeah. That way you piston it, knot it, throw it in the garbage, but you still have the collapsible part. There's not even toilet seats.

SPEAKER_03 39:36

When you go to Europe, there's no toilet seats on the fucking toilet bowls. No, well, I mean, like literally, like, I'm like, what the hell? And I'm sorry, as a woman squatting, like it doesn't go straight like you mentioned. They don't believe you can't aim this spray. I got a 26 for toilet seats. No, there is there is no shoot the hoop.

SPEAKER_06 39:58

That's it. You're lucky you have a toilet.

SPEAKER_03 40:00

There's so even in the ladies' room, most of them do not have toilet seats. They had just have the rim of the toilet. Yeah. And it's really fucked up.

SPEAKER_05 40:10

I got a 26 for the box truck, right? I had a shit in the back of it one time. And because we had these cop machines. Oh my god. We had these cop machines that we had to unbox in these big, you know, big boxes, like washroom drying boxes almost, but big thick boxes. I made a turtle bowl so nice back there that after he was able to get my Game Boy and sit on play my game. Oh my shit in a bag, right? Tied it up and threw it in one of the garbage cans in the street. That was uh that was a bad time. I gotta tell you. But my brother went on Spikers R Us. My brother was in a van. He had a shit. He had nothing but a pizza bike.

SPEAKER_03 40:50

God help me.

SPEAKER_05 40:55

Could you imagine?

SPEAKER_06 40:56

You don't want to get into these mad shit stories. I've got a million in mad shit stories.

SPEAKER_03 41:03

Where's the craziest place you ever took a shit? Right, right. Mad shit stories. Make sure you you write us, email us. I want to know. I want to know your stories. Okay. You can't write us. Why do you text us? Go to motorcycle mayhem radio show at yahoo.com. At gmail.com. And you write us. Where is the craziest place you ever took a shit?

SPEAKER_05 41:28

I took a shit off a gym set once. Like uh when you gotta go, you gotta go.

SPEAKER_03 41:32

You gotta. How about you, Eric? You got any crazy shit stories? Yeah, shit stories I forget about it.

SPEAKER_05 41:38

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 41:40

What do you got? He's not sharing?

SPEAKER_06 41:41

Oh, let me see now.

SPEAKER_05 41:43

He's probably thinking of like the nastiest one. Well, all right. Come on, share, share. I remember my brother one time. He ran in his house. You know when like you gotta take a shit, but you're all right. But the minute you get to your front door, it's coming out. It's coming out. So what happened to my brother? Yep. So he runs up his stairs, he goes in the bathroom, he opened up the turbulent seat, it falls back down. He sits on the seat and shits all phone goes down.

SPEAKER_04 42:08

Oh God. Clean that up. Oh my god. You know, it's funny. Just yesterday, I was I called up Eric. Eric had to go do some things. He was like, I'll meet you outside. I'm like, no, Eric, you will not. I'll call you. Open the door. I'll call you right back.

SPEAKER_06 42:24

Open the door and open fast.

SPEAKER_04 42:26

On the way home, I call him up and I'm like, Eric, open the door. Just open the door. I says, because I'm coming in. I'm coming in. If you like it or not, I ran in there, started taking my clothes off when I reached the front of the house. Oh my God. I go to the bathroom. Eric walks by the bathroom. He goes, whoa!

SPEAKER_05 42:50

Jesus. He ran for the hills. You know, you know when you're at that age, like, you know, you finally got your car. You know, you're out without your parents, and you got your car now, and yeah, your friends want to go hang out at a club. So you meet all your friends, you're gonna go out. I mean, I figured I was out in a whole book one time. I think I might have told a story once before. And we're all hanging out, we're getting ready to go to a bar. So I got my car, blah, blah, blah. I gotta take a piss. So I go behind a tree, I'm taking a piss, I cough, I shit my pants. What do I do?

SPEAKER_06 43:23

That sounds like a shit in Atman story. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:26

So I go into my friend's house. Yeah, I'm taking a shower, and I'm taking my underwear. And they're all away from me. I was like, what are you doing? You take are you taking a fucking shower? I'm like, yeah. Like, what happened, man? You know, they shit my pants. You know what?

SPEAKER_04 43:40

I love the fact that you're so like honest about it.

SPEAKER_05 43:42

Well, you know what? One time I'm working and I'm driving down to Philadelphia one day. I had this black guy that worked with me, Jamaican guy. And one day he gets in my truck and I'm like, what are you doing? He got a whole half gallon of milk. I go, what the fuck are you gonna do with that? He goes, John, I'm gonna drink it good for the bones. I go, you gotta shit your pants. Well, he drinks the whole fucking thing of milk. We went through the whole day. We're coming back from Philadelphia. I get off the Metropolitan Avenue, off the BQE, and he turns to me and he goes, John, pull over, pull over, pull over. I go, what's the matter? He goes, I got the shit. He gets out of the truck. He's running into a McDonald's. They won't let him use the bathroom. He went through a pitcher. They won't let him use the bathroom. He's going all over the place. And then you know, I hear the back of the truck open up. He's back there. He's shitting one of our blankets that we have for the copy. And I'm watching him, I'm watching my mirrors. I see him folding the blankets. I can imagine some poor bum that's cold. Oh, nice a blanket. He opens it up and it's full of shit. Oh my God. We had another guy that was working with us one day. My brother sent them out in the truck with this with a couple of other guys. And about a half hour later, the driver calls my brother up and he says, I forgot the guy's name. He's like, the Tony, Tony's coming back. Bill's like, why? He's like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. He had an accident. My brother's like, what do you mean he had an accident? So Bill's like, what's so funny? He goes, Charlie, he shit his pants. What? So now my brother's not saying nothing. The guy shows back up at the warehouse because he's got to go get his car. And he's not going near my brother. He's like sitting like 20 feet away because he stinks. You know what I mean? So I'm like, what's the matter? What happened? Charlie asked him, okay. What happened? So my brother knows what happened, but he keeps just like, what happened? What happened? I shit my pants, Charlie, all right. I shipped my pants. So now I was off that day. He just wanted to hear him say it.

SPEAKER_06 45:34

He just wanted him to say it.

SPEAKER_05 45:41

So now everybody's fucking with him. The following Monday, I go to work and he doesn't know I know. So he wants to stay near me because I'm not picking on him because everybody else is. So he's like, I'm putting a machine on my truck. Anyway, I was getting into that story to tell you the other story about my, I had to go to uh do a test yesterday called a pet scan, right? Which I thought that you bring your dog, a cat with you as you pet him while you're doing his test. I don't know. But anyway, I'm looking at the machine. I'm like, that's easy. It's like a cat scan, blah, blah, blah. And I'm a claustrophobic asshole, so you know. I'm like, I'll be all right. So they put me in this machine up to my my neck, my head sticking out. At least your head's sticking out. Well, I feel I'm all right. You know what I mean? So all of a sudden they tell me they put this dye in me, blah, blah, blah. They tell me, all right, we're gonna put this medicine in uh in you. And everybody has a different reaction. You might feel like your heart's pounding, you might feel like you can't breathe. But it's only gonna last eight. Right. You're only gonna last for a short second. A couple couple of seconds. I'm like, all right, do it. So all of a sudden they come up to me and they go, but when we do it, once that's over, you only have eight minutes left and the test is over. You're done. Okay. I'm backing to be so. I'm not thinking, I'm thinking the whole test is easy. I'm thinking they can put that shit in me already, you know?

SPEAKER_06 47:09

Don't tell me shit in your pants.

SPEAKER_05 47:10

I didn't see my pants. So all of a sudden the nurse comes over to me. She's like, All right, you ready to put the medicine in there? I'm like, Oh, you didn't do it yet? I thought I got through this, you know? All right, but in a second, I can't fucking breathe. I'm having a major fucking panic attack because I can't breathe. But like she said, only lasted for a minute. So now she leaves the room, and I'm still coming down off this now. I'm thinking, am I hallucinating? Because she goes, Are you okay? Are you okay in there? I said, Yeah, but there's an ant walking on the machine coming towards my face. No. An ant? I go, yeah. So she comes in, there was a fucking ant. She takes the fucking thumb and kills it. Run above my fucking head. Did it fall on you?

SPEAKER_06 47:51

No, that's that's just squirted. That's like two seconds before you were gonna turn into the incredible Hulk in that machine. Exactly. Not losing your shit.

SPEAKER_05 47:59

I was gonna shit my pants in and get the fuck out of there. But check it out, guys. So let's go uh take a quick break. Here we'll come right back and finish this up. That's I am Johnny Richard with Bounce and Bola. We got GG and Eric with us today. And don't go anywhere, we'll be right back after these messages.

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SPEAKER_05 50:40

No, we're talking the shit stories and all this. The best story the night ever has. And he tells it off the fucking air. Yeah, that was funny. Oh my god. Incredible, man. It was funny. Incredible stuff.

SPEAKER_03 50:54

But anyway. He didn't want to embarrass his brother.

SPEAKER_05 50:57

So that I started this with telling you about my test I had to do yesterday. And you know, and there we go. We're trying to do a shit stories. But anyway, so Belton boy, we got a big event coming up for you, right? Coming up for rock and roll for a cure at the village pub in uh West Babylon. No, at TC's Whiskey Rock.

SPEAKER_03 51:16

Let's see. Well, well, see the listeners. In West Babylon, New York, we have the Boogie for Boobies, New York, Women That Rock. Yes. And it's all about women artists getting together, women business owners, and uh everybody getting together for one cause, which is to help people that are going through the treatments of breast cancer. And um, we hope that you can make it there. It is again on May 3rd at TC's Whiskey Rocks in West Babylon from one o'clock to eight o'clock. We have six amazing bands, all featuring women artists, vendors, raffles, and some great grub at the at the restaurant, at the bar. And uh all the proceeds go to Rockin' the Road for a Cure. Um, and our mission is to help people with breast cancer and provide free wellness and support services for people that are going through breast cancer in New York here. So uh hey, if you can make it down, come on down anytime. You know, we're there from one to eight. Come support the cause. It's only ten dollars to get in. And again, all the proceeds go to uh Rock and Roll for Cure, a 501c3 organization. Um, we hope to see you there and come and rock out. We got um Red Hot, which is a all female Motley Crew tribute band. We got Mistress of Evil, which I'll be playing drums. We do the best of Black Sabbath, Dio and Ozzy. And um, who else do we have? Jealous Dogs, we have Jet Black, which is TC's um Joan Jet tribute band, and we have Jealous Dogs and Um Paper Dolls, so and uh Hope's band. Um sorry that I don't have the fire in front of me. But anyway, we have six amazing bands, all different types of music. Come down and enjoy, come, you know, support, buy some raffles, you know, check out our vendors. Come on down, come on your motorcycle, come on, come in the cage, take the train, whichever way you could get there, come on down. We'll all be down there hanging out and having a great time. And motorcycle mayhem radio will be there, of course. And you could go up to Johnny Rizzo and say hello.

SPEAKER_05 53:44

Hello, and don't shoot your pants in front of me, all right? But you also got a uh your big uh motorcycle one that you do every year, October. This year's October 4th, right? And that's we had a massive peak. Well, that's another gratitude.

SPEAKER_03 53:57

Yes, you can't make it to the week after. American Legion. We always do the first Sunday of October because we like to kick off National Breast Cancer Month with our run. I know, but we're never around.

SPEAKER_04 54:10

Like what the past few times we went straight from the airport to the place.

SPEAKER_03 54:16

It's very hard as far as dates are concerned with motorcycle stuff, because the next week then is Columbus Day weekend and a lot of people go away. Uh-huh. And then we get into colder weather here in New York. So it gets, and there's so many other runs that go on for all different charities. You know, we all got to share space here. And um, so I always put in for the first Sunday of October if I can. If you know there's not nothing else going on, usually it's cool. And uh, you know, again, there's a lot of charities out there. There's a lot of motorcycle runs, poker runs, motorcycle meets that happen all on Long Island in the city. So, you know, we all want to support each other and you know, not step on each other's toes and stuff. So, anyway, yes, that is October 4th at the American Legion Post 1066 in Massapiqua. Is that a Sunday? That is a Sunday, and registration's at 9 a.m. Kickstands up. No, we made it 9 30 or 9 a.m. Kickstands up at uh 11 30 a.m. We're gonna have bands, we're gonna have vendors, we're going to have um we're gonna have a great lots of awesome food trucks, and it's indoors and outdoors, so whether the weather's good or bad, come on down and support uh save the date again, October 4th. And uh that's in Massapiqua, New York.

SPEAKER_05 55:48

Awesome. It's always a great time, man. The bands are great, the food's great, we got plenty of vendors. Food trust, yeah. Speaking about Pitts Pit, we did an event this uh what on Tuesday?

SPEAKER_03 56:00

Yes. Uh at Verdi's in Westbury. It was for Cooley's Anemia. We uh they were raising money, the Grand Lodge, the Osiah Order of Sons and Daughters of America of Italy. Um, and it was the Dine Around, it's called and it was featuring 50 different restaurants in Long Island that all brought their signature dishes. And there was over 250 people there, and you went around and you could pick any of the foods from any of these restaurants. I think each I think each restaurant had two to three um shaving dishes, yeah. Um, some hot, some cold, and the food was incredible. That's all I gotta say, and I think I gained another 10 pounds from that.

SPEAKER_05 56:55

I almost shipped my pants to that one. But there's um they had everything from chicken colour parmesan, you had your tortellini, your ravioli, then you had your Chinese food, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 57:06

Oh, yeah, Thai food, Chinese food. There was all different restaurants. And so when you went to the Schafin Dish, you could know where the restaurant is. They have their sign up and stuff, um, which is really cool because uh I did have some I had this great dish. I forgot the name of it. It was a pasta filled with cheese, and it just had like some a vodka sauce from Patrices, is it was it Patrices of everywhere because they're everywhere in that place? I don't know. All I know is that uh I forgot the name of do you remember the name of that pasta dish?

SPEAKER_05 57:40

What the money bags?

SPEAKER_03 57:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:42

Money bags.

SPEAKER_03 57:43

It was so good. Amazing, amazing. But I was being such a pig, I'm gonna say, that I literally filled up like three, not joking about this, um, like a medium-sized dish and then like two dessert-sized dishes with food. Yeah, then at the very end, I'm like, you know what? I gotta get some fresh bread. So I decided to go around because I didn't get to see the other side because literally the entire circumference of the whole room was filled with food. Yeah, so I was like, I didn't get to go to the other side to see what they had over there.

SPEAKER_05 58:20

I did.

SPEAKER_03 58:20

So now I take another dish, and my mission was just to get bread. I don't know why it was just wanting regular bread. Um, so I go over to the other side and I'm like, oh, this looks good. So I get like a garlic bread, I get regular, like cut Italian bread, um and then I get over to the other side and they have bagels, okay? Bagels! And I'm like, I don't know why. After eating all that food, I'm looking at an everything bagel was cut in half. All the five. I smeared a bunch of cream cheese on that. I came up back with some butter and a bunch of different breads. I put on the table. Everyone's already finished eating, and here I am eating my half everything bagel on top of everything else I ate. So yeah. Yeah, I I I think I I I overdone it.

SPEAKER_05 59:14

The jode came out.

SPEAKER_03 59:15

Oh, then this woman, Mildred, she could bake, let me tell you. And she made those Easter cookies that my grandmother used to make with the different color sprinkles on it, and the the white um sugar-coated cookies. So good, so good. And of course, I had to have a few of those. Couldn't let those go either.

SPEAKER_05 59:41

You know, of course, and I gotta take this test the next day. And my doctor calls me that morning and says, All right, did you have any coffee yet today? I said, I'm having one right now. That's it. No more coffee for the rest of the day, and then you know, you have to have uh no chocolate, no chocolate, none of that shit. No Coca-Cola, no soda, nothing, you know. You have to fast for six hours before you test. So I'm like, but I'm going to this fucking thing tonight. You know what I mean? I mean, I hate, don't get me wrong. But I was like, the the now the cakes are coming out and the cookies. I'm like, son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:14

Uh we ate enough that you could have been filled for a good 24 hours. You ain't kidding.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:19

We had a great time. That was a good time, that really was. So we have a lot of stuff coming up at some uh biker events that we'll be getting uh we'll be talking about once we get closer to them. Again, we got Bellas, we got Rock and the Road for a Cure coming up. We have the boogie for the boobies, and then we got the Rock and Roll for a Cure motorcycle run, which is an incredible run, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:38

So um Oh, we have Tough Tales. Tough Tales, yeah. April 28th, Sunday at the warehouse in uh where is that, Farmingdale? Amineyville. Oh, Amityville, New York. Yep. I'll be getting up uh playing drums on two of the tunes with the GTB band. Um, but it's a great cause, Tough Tales. They do um Animal Rescue. And uh yeah, they take care of our fur babies and stuff. So if you're not doing anything, that is also another event that starts at one o'clock. Come on down to the warehouse and Comedyville, New York.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:15

That's right. I want to I wanted to shout out Fat Boys Burrito, Bella. Fat Boys Burrito, the best burritos you'll ever have in your life. And they got these bowls, they got these rice bowls with teriyaki chicken, teriyaki steak, where you can get uh barbecue steak or barbecue chicken. They got the smash burgers there, they got salads, they got these breakfast burritos that look like fucking footballs. They got catering available. Now, man, I say catering available. Summer's coming. People having barbecues. Yeah, maybe they want to cook all that. Get their food truck there or order their catering, get some tacos, burritos, whatever you want. Check out Fatboys Burrito. They're in East Norport, they're in Belmore, and they're in Pat York. And also, I see that they're got a food truck outside the uh UBS stadium. Really? Where the islanders play. So go to fatboysburrito.com, check them out, you'll love them. And on that note, you guys got anything else? No. I'm good. I'm tired. Yeah, it's time to go to bed. Bella's drinking the wine. Yeah, Bella's feeling no pain right now. So, well, time to go to bed, baby.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:27

Yes, it is that time of the evening.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:30

Not really going to bed, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:32

I don't know what the hell Johnny's even thinking, but let him keep dreaming.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:39

All right, guys. So I want to say goodnight, and uh, we'll see you next time. Good night to all of you out there. Now make sure you go on Facebook, you like, and follow us on Facebook, and you subscribe to our YouTube channel, Instagram, TikTok, and you can check us out everywhere iHoc, Google, Spotify, all those great channels. All right, and uh make sure you check out rock and roll for cure.org and make a donation to the Best Cancer Fun. All right, so good night, Bella. Ciao for now. Good night, Gigi. Good night, Johnny. Good night, uh good night. We're out of here.