Bob Worley Shares His Juggling Talents "Audience of One" Show 4

I am taking all my bonus shows from main podcast Standup Comedy "Your Host & MC" and starting this podcast for everyone who enjoys short funny bits for a Friday start to their weekend. On this fourth show, The comedy of "Bob Worley" as he shares a short bit on his juggling talents....lots of laughs in this short show. Enjoy!

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Hosted by: R. Scott Edwards

Transcript

Jill Edwards: 0:02

Stand up comedy, your host and emcee presents, comedy appetizers a podcast where you will find short comedy sets, stories and funny bits from the famous and not so famous. Here's your host and emcee Scott Edwards words.

Scott Edwards: 0:20

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another bonus episode of an audience of one where I get one of my comedy friends to bring us a little fresh entertainment. And ladies and gentlemen, we're in for a treat all the way from South Pasadena. It's my buddy Bob Warli. Hey, hey, the audiences so excited to have you joining us today for a little bit of funny. Now, what do you got going? What's happening? You're a terrific stand up comic. What are we doing today?

Bob Worley: 0:53

Well, this is gone. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking to yourself. Why is Bob wearing his mine outfit again. But as you can see, I don't have my mind makeup on. This is now my juggling outfit.

Scott Edwards: 1:04

Wow. You're a comic, a mime and a juggler.

Bob Worley: 1:09

It says right here on my uniform. I dare wire down those myself. My daughter Kelsey, booties and juggler. It's already ironed on it is what it is.

Scott Edwards: 1:21

Right, right. Well, this is this is exciting and new. I can't wait.

Bob Worley: 1:27

Well, let me tell you right now this is a world premiere. So not only you and the audience before me myself, because I have never ever juggled before. Oh my gosh, yeah, but seriously, come on. How hard can it be you throw something out? You can't get to do it again. You can't and so on and so on. Right Well, I

Scott Edwards: 1:47

we might be insulting all the jugglers out in the world. But let's let's see what Bob what can you do?

Bob Worley: 1:54

Well, okay, let me let me show you what I got here. As the camera pointed over here, can you see me? Alright.

Scott Edwards: 2:00

I you know this is we can't see you.

Bob Worley: 2:05

How about if I move over here? Okay, good now. Okay. All right. Let me make clear what I got it I got a silk scarf. Beautiful silk scarf. My wife for Christmas. I got a My dad's old bowling ball heavier than I thought. And I have a hatchet that I just sharpen. Now I don't have a I don't have a chainsaw. But in lieu of that. I have a an electric hedge trimmer.

Scott Edwards: 2:34

Well, wait a minute, you're gonna try to juggle four things. A scarf, a bowling ball, a hatchet? And the hedge trimmer.

Bob Worley: 2:44

Yeah, well, I might not plug it in because you don't have that cord. So I'm not crazy. Theory. So yeah, yeah, but then how hard can it be? I watched a lot of videos look pretty easy. So imagine we're like my ceiling was this low? That shouldn't be a problem. If they put a hole in it. We'll just put a skylight there. Alright, here we go. You're ready for this guy. Here we go. Let me get this anybody filming that volleyball. All right, here we go. I'm gonna start with a start. Here we go. Start first. Oh, I look at that. It's floating down. It's beautiful. Okay, I think I'm ready to stand. Probably the bowling ball. Are you sure that it's kind of heavy? Ramita bowling ball. Oh my God. Are you okay? No, no, no, no, don't do that. So, so that. Hey, I'm having some difficulties here. Right now. The technical difficulties learning. Finally get back to you later. Okay. Well, I'll just tell you a little bit later.

Scott Edwards: 3:49

All right. You were doing so well with the scarf. It sounds horrible with the bowling ball. Are you okay?

Bob Worley: 3:56

Oh, no, the bowling ball is intact and it is fine. It's my foot that is not attacking along. Alright. I'll get back to you. All right.

Scott Edwards: 4:07

All right. Well, thanks, Bob for sharing.

Bob Worley: 4:10

Yeah, sure. No problem.

Scott Edwards: 4:13

Ladies and gentlemen. I'm not sure what happened. But that was the amazing premiere of Bob Warli juggling. Wow. Well, I was amazing. Ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for joining us for an audience of one. We'll see you this Sunday for another new podcast.

Jill Edwards: 4:32

Thanks for listening to this week's episode of comedy appetisers. Be sure to share with family and friends and we will see you this Sunday for our regular podcast, your host and emcee. And again next Friday for another episode of comedy appetizers. Bye