Matt and Friends Drink the Universe
Welcome to Matt and Friends Drink the Universe, the comedy podcast where great drinks meet great stories. Join host Matt and a rotating crew of friends as they share laughs, taste unique craft beers, cocktails, wines, and spirits, and dive into the stories, history, and science behind every sip.
Every episode brings something different — from fan-favorite Stellar Sips (the drinks we love) to those dreaded Cosmic Chugs (the ones that crash and burn). You’ll also find a mix of fun episode themes like Alcohology, Think or Drink Trivia, Rocket Rankings, Bar Chats, and How Did We Get Beer? to keep every listen fresh and entertaining.
Packed with hilarious banter, fun facts, and plenty of libation inspiration, this show is perfect for anyone who enjoys discovering new flavors while kicking back with great company.
So grab your favorite drink, relax, and join us as we drink our way through the universe — one unforgettable pour at a time. Cheers!
Matt and Friends Drink the Universe
Think or Drink? - "Red, White, and Booze"
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Sip your way though American history with us while celebrating the 4th of July! Andy, Jen, Josh, and The Fish go head-to-head in a spirited game of Think or Drink. Expect laughs, unexpected twists, and a lot of friendly banter as we test our knowledge on everything from Founding Father's smuggling booze to the last state to repeal it's prohibition laws.
Ever wondered how many cases of beer Americans crack open during the Independence Day weekend? Get ready to be amazed as we uncover jaw-dropping statistics about beer sales and reveal the nation's favorite brews.
Don't miss Josh's special lemonade and vodka cocktail recipe, featuring a unique liqueur blend, Perfect for your 4th of July celebrations.
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Intro, Introductions, Drinks
Matt10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
The FishWe have liftoff.
MattWelcome to Matt and Friends. Drink the Universe. Drink the Universe. Welcome back everyone to Matt and Friends. Drink the Universe. Welcome back everyone to Matt and Friends. Drink the Universe. Today's theme is red, white and booze.
MattThis is our 4th of July special. We're going to do some think or drink trivia. And here's me with the rules. Think or drink is our classic trivia game, where players start with 6 points. The last person with points remaining wins Correct answers.
MattLet you choose someone to lose a point and drink, while incorrect answers will cause you to lose a point and drink. For difficult questions, you have two options. First, you can make it a double to get help from someone else. If your collective answer is correct, you can choose individually to gain a point or to make somebody else drink and lose a point. If you're wrong, both of you lose a point and drink. Or you can put it on their tab by selecting someone to answer for you. If they're right, you lose a point and drink. If they're wrong, you gain a point. Make sure to balance potential risk and reward when you put it on their tab. Little stars and stripes forever there Love it. So this is our 4th of July episode and all of the trivia questions revolve around American history, but more importantly, american drinking history. So what makes us an exceptionally boozy country? It's true.
AndyWe're really the country that's taken all the drinking traditions around the world and said y'all, come on to the table, yep, and make it a double.
MattAnd we do it very well, very well. Some states better than others. We're going to go around the table here and introduce ourselves. I'm Andy, I'm Josh, I'm Jen.
The FishAnd I'm the fish.
MattAnd together we are Captain Planet.
The FishOh, you should have said Captain Cape man.
MattSo I had this like great idea I was going to do like a whole tasting thing to see who got many right, and then we were going to pick somebody to go first that way. But then I realized that fish is virtual and Jen doesn't drink, so here we are and you're bad at keeping score.
JoshI would have been totally down for that. I just want to throw that out there.
Revolutionary Drinking Trivia Game
JenI would next time that's another episode, but you said matt's bad at keeping score. Well, you know what. It's josh and jen's first time, so rock paper scissors to see who's going first. All right, I'm going rock, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Rock paper scissors shoot.
AndyOh, I was wondering if that was a bluff.
MattI told her it doesn't really matter it wasn't a bluff, all right, I don't know if I wanted to go first, you guys are gonna win anyway, it's fine's fine.
JenSomebody's going to win, not me. We're going to see.
MattSo before we get going here, I do have a nice cross section of beers that I thought would show up at a 4th of July picnic here. So we got some Sam Summer, some Leinenkugels, I threw some Twisted Tea in there and we got some Corona as well. And you can't forget, because we're here in Pennsylvania, we got the Yingling as well. Can't go wrong with the Yingling and Josh, you want to talk about what you brought.
JoshOh, yeah, sure, I brought a lemonade and vodka, which is pretty American, I think, and there's also a little bit of a secret ingredient in there which I made them guess earlier, which they couldn't.
JenNo, not at all.
JoshNor should they. It's a liqueur that you can't really find around here. It's a shiru liqueur. It's got aloe, a muskmelon and mint in it. So it's this nice, light, refreshing summery cocktail, which is nice because we're in this tiny room that's about 1,000 degrees already.
The FishWell, at least you are.
JoshYes, that's true, just us. Yeah, I got a nice fan going on.
The FishYeah, you chose wisely there Fish.
MattYeah, you're doing so wisely there Fish?
JenYeah, absolutely, we're not allowed to have fans here.
JoshI also realized that I didn't really listen to the rules, so I'm just going to try and answer the questions correctly there you go. You can update me later, even though I said I was the rules lawyer, but then I forgot to listen to the rules because my wife texted me.
JenThat's a good answer though.
JoshWell.
The FishGood answer yes.
MattSo Josh is going to go first for some think or drink. Lucky you First time. Which of the famous signers of the Declaration of Independence was also an accused and absolutely guilty and also very proud smuggler of alcohol? Was it Benjamin Franklin, John Hancock, Thomas Jefferson or Sam Adams? I mean, it's got to be Sam Adams. It is actually not Sam Adams, so you're gonna be drinking there, okay rough.
JenCan someone else answer it?
Mattno, oh, it's not the way. It is not my forte, can I?
Jenguess, and then you let us know typically drags the game out.
JoshBut sure, oh I thought yeah, well no she's not gonna to get a point.
JenIt is Hancock, I got it right, see, why can't we count that?
Andyone Come on. So Josh got it wrong, so he loses one point, all right.
MattSo British Customs seized his ship, the Liberty, accusing him of smuggling 100,000 gallons of wine, madeira fortified wine and rum. However, in true Bostonian fashion, angry colonists literally dragged the custom ship out of the harbor to Boston Common, where they proceeded to burn it in a giant bonfire. The British retaliated by suing Hancock for unpaid taxes in what would be $7 million in modern-day dollars. So any wonder he had an ax to grind.
AndyBut he also had the money to pay it.
MattVery true, very true. It was also a lot less than that much money. I think it was like $15,000 back then, but that's still a lot of money, a lot of money, that's a lot, yep. So, because I'm going to support my wife and my wife, I will drink on her behalf, sure, so that's love right there. This is a rarity, so September 14th 1787.
JenIs this my question? Yeah, this is your question. Oh, okay, the delegates Go back, go back.
MattOkay.
JenWe gotta concentrate. Hold on, I'm sorry.
JoshCan I ask a question?
AndyWas it a Tuesday when you?
Mattsaid this is a rarity. Did you mean it's a rarity that he supports his wife? Oh, I bet you that doesn't make it in the episode.
JenHell. Look, the fish is having connection problems.
MattSeptember 14th 1787, the delegates of the Constitutional Convention finished the document that would become the Constitution that, of course, we're still using today. After everybody signed, what did they do? Did they go home to share it with their constituents? Did they wheel a barrel of beer into the convention hall and get schnookered? That's what I would do. Did they drink several bottles of Washington's whiskey? Or did they have a party at a local pub?
JenI'm going to go with B.
MattYou're going with B, I'm drinking on your behalf.
AndyWhat? Was b was that b was the barrel, the barrel okay okay, I was either gonna go with b or c.
MattSo what they actually did was have a party at a local pub, uh place called the city tavern, and they drank 454 bottles of madeira, 60 bottles of claret, 22 bottles of porter, 12 bottles of drank, 54 bottles of Madeira, 60 bottles of Claret, 22 bottles of Porter, 12 bottles of beer, 8 bottles of hard cider, 8 bottles of old stock whiskey and 7 large bowls of Spike Punch, large enough that one observer said ducks could swim in them. The bar tab was approximately $15,400 in today's money.
JoshYeah, in today's money. In today's money.
MattWow, Back then it was probably $1.50.
The FishSo who's keeping score of these points? I got it.
JenI lost it.
AndyYeah, I got it All right. So far it's not going great Wait.
JenSo far, me and you both lost a point. Yeah, okay, all right.
MattSo, coming around the table, here we're going to go, andy, then fish. So, andy, yes. 1799, at its peak production capacity under Washington. How much whiskey was distilled at Mount Vernon? So Washington's home? 4,000 gallons, 7,500 gallons, 9,000 gallons, or 11,000 gallons of whiskey.
AndyNow I should know this because, callback to season one, I represented Washington's Brewery, you did so I should know this, you should, but I don't. My gut's telling me 11,000.
Matt11,000 is the correct answer? Yeah, so what?
Andydo you get for getting a point right? You have to drink. I think no. You have what? Seven points?
JenOkay, yeah, for point right, you make somebody else getting a point, right, you have to drink. I think Now you have what Seven points Okay.
MattYeah for point right. You make somebody else lose a point.
AndyOh, you make somebody else lose a point, I'm going to make Jen lose a point.
Mattso make her also drink. Wow, wow. She's down two points. That's brutal. That's true. His distillery was open 12 months a year. Uh, he did die in 1799 as well. But that volume of whiskey back then was valued at 7500 120 000 today, and it was consumed as unaged whiskey, which I thought was interesting. He didn't age it at all, they just barreled it and then drove it down to the pub, you know horse and buggy style and said, go, it had to be bad no, thank you on that, no, thank you.
JenEw, sounds like it'd burn your pancreas.
JoshI mean it wouldn't be. I think it would be a different organ bus, yeah.
JenIt would burn your pancreas out. Ugh, I don't know.
JoshI don't like it. You know, not good for the liver, all right. Next trivia game is an anatomy trivia game.
JenWhere do you feel the boy?
Mattesophagus and pancreas. Jen, this is for your pancreas well, really yours, because you're drinking well, I am all right, fish, yeah. Which of the following did benjamin franklin not do? Did so he did not do one of the following Said beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Brewed beer, distilled liquor, wrote a drinker's dictionary, or he did all of these things and all of the above.
JenHe's thinking.
The FishYeah, I'm going with all of the above. It sounds like something he would do. I definitely know he said the first one.
MattThat is correct. All right, he did do all of the above. So who would you like to drink?
AndyRephrase that who would you like to make drink? Who would you like? Who would you like to drink? Be strategic.
JenWho do you want to take points away from?
MattWho are you going to make drink?
JenWhat are the points now?
AndyThe current points are myself and Fish at six points, josh at five points and the Welsers are at four points.
MattBoo Team us Way.
The FishGo Josh Dang, hey the fish flops. You enjoy your alcohol. I've seen pictures of your basement.
AndyIt's really cool. So at the end of the first round, the Welsers and Josh have four points, myself and the fish have six points and we all have all of our special attacks.
JoshAnd we're all sweating to death. It seems like there's a little collusion going on between the two returning guests. I think I'm just saying could be.
MattJust in case you're wondering, some of the wonderful terms in the drinker's dictionary by franklin pissed in the brook, bowsed, dagged, and he's been too free with sir john strawberry. I'm adopting that last one. So okay, back around to josh. The whiskey rebellion took place in 1794 in western pennsylvania. What was the primary protest about? What was the whiskey rebellion about? Prohibition of alcohol, attacks on whiskey, the ban of distilling, the importation of foreign spirits.
JoshWhat year did you say it was?
MattThat would be 1794. Okay, it wasn't prohibition.
JoshI would say it had to be taxing of whiskey.
MattIt was. That was the first armed conflict after the Revolution. Washington himself led troops to suppress it, and it turns out when you try to tax American whiskey we get a little pissy about it. So that's two questions there so far. Yeah, all right, josh.
JoshWho are you making drink? I will have to go with our scorekeeper here.
AndyAll right, all right, I will happily take a drink. You're down to five points Choices. I got two drinks. Which do I go for?
The FishYes, oh, be double-fisted.
JoshYeah, see.
MattWe're on the same page here, okay, jen.
JenIn 1778, george Washington celebrated— Wait, read slower, please. Okay, I got to concentrate. All right, read slower, wiesler, she's the only one not drinking In 1778.
MattFor real, no stop, come on In 1778, george Washington celebrated Independence Day by giving what to his soldiers? Rum, new uniforms, whiskey or new weapons.
JoshWhiskey Rum Very close.
JenIt is rum. It was rum. Hamels went with rum. It is rum. He gave them with rum.
MattIt is rum. He gave them double their normal allowance that day, which I'm curious how much that is, because I feel like they kind of handed out booze rather freely at that point. I think I'm already at zero points.
AndyNo, you're down to three, they had to be careful with it. If you didn't give them enough allowance of their rum and this was the same on ships that allowance of rum, if my history is correct, canceled out some of the bad shit that was in the waters.
JoshYes, so if you didn't give them the proper amount, they were probably going to get sick, but you can't double it, and we actually used to produce more rum back then than we did whiskey, because sugar was easy to grow.
MattIt's a quicker process, right.
JoshYes, and you don't have to age it. Well, obviously.
MattThat wasn't a concern for Washington. They weren't all aging whiskey anyway.
Fourth of July Beer Sales Trivia
JoshBut yeah, we started out as a rum-making country before really whiskey became most popular after Prohibition. Then we were like, oh, now we're going to make whiskey Yep, Huh, all right. After prohibition then we were like, oh, now we're gonna make whiskey yep, huh, all right why I've learned something new oh, matt, you have to drink, I do have to drink, you have to drink it all right, I never win anything on this podcast.
MattI was hoping that you would bail us out then you shouldn't have picked me to be on this podcast you brought.
JoshThe person who doesn't drink, the person doesn't drink, doesn't drink anymore and when it comes to history.
JenI was probably sleeping in glass.
MattLet me tell you all something. We used to go out when we were dating and she would order Jager bombs like they were going out of style.
JenI used to be able to hold my liquor really well.
JoshShe drank when she was the age of drinking Jager bombs not of sipping and enjoying whiskey and knowing this kind of stuff, that's also true.
JenNo, I had that shot, remember, of Irish whiskey before a wedding and it did it burned my pancreas. I could feel it.
JoshThat was the start of the whole thing.
JenThat was the start. I'm like I can't drink it you burn her pancreas out with one shot of.
JoshJameson.
MattCongratulations, you ruined everything. First of all, it was Tillmordue. Oh, all right, and she was not a whiskey drinker.
AndyWell, that could not have possibly harmed you. That's a very peaty, yeah.
MattYeah, there's a lot.
JenYeah, it was awful.
MattAll right, andy. Yes, how many cases of beer are sold on the 4th of July or for the 4th of July weekend each year? 70 million Time out.
AndyWhat Are we talking? The United States, or are we talking worldwide?
MattWe are talking about numbers, he doesn't even know.
The FishMatt E equals MC Hammer we talking about numbers.
AndyThere it is.
JoshI don't think there's a spike around the world in beer sales on the 4th of July, but there are other beer sales happening on the 4th of July.
AndyCall back to when I did the St Patrick's Day trivia. There is a massive spike worldwide for St patrick's day, of guinness specifically. Well, so so again, are we talking united states or worldwide?
Mattso we're talking united states doesn't help me okay, I knew it didn't make a difference so yeah, 40 million, 50 million, 70 million, $70 million or $90 million or all of the above.
AndyAdd it all together. Yes, I think I'm going to put this on the fish's tab.
MattYou're going to put it on the fish's tab See them, put it on their tab.
The FishNice move, andy.
MattAll right. So, just a little reminder, since we've been screwing this up for the last couple episodes. Fish if you get the question right, andy loses a point. If you get the question wrong, andy gets a point back.
AndySo you get no benefit for this.
The FishYeah, all right, so now roll through those answers again.
MattIt's Andy's question. Oh no, I put it on his tab. Yes, yes.
JoshMatt's been drinking a lot. Oh boy, it's the aloe Wow.
MattIt's the aloe.
The FishThat helps with that burn. That's the least of it.
MattI should just get the answer correct now, all right 30 million, 40 million, 70 million or 90 million cases of beer sold 4th of July weekend each year.
The FishI'm going to have to go with 70 million 70 million is the correct answer.
AndyWhat a backfire. Why do I get?
Jeneveryone else's questions right.
AndyYou never doubt the fish. I doubt the fish, I doubted myself. So what does?
Jenthat mean he gets the point you lose a point.
AndyYou got it right.
JenYou lose a point you got it right you lose a point.
MattAll right, I swear I know the rules to my own game.
The FishAnd doesn't someone get to drink now, oh?
Andyyeah, yeah, I'll drink.
MattAnd he drinks.
JenAll right, all right, oh, so you only get one of those.
JoshYes, okay people for buying their alcohol on the 4th of July. Why?
Andyare they not planning ahead? You should have been stocked up. Yeah, seriously, you're a responsible adult. How much do you think they sell the week?
Joshleading up to the 4th of July. It's got to be way more. I would hope we're back to the fish.
The FishOh.
MattI got another question Fish. What is the best-selling beer in the United States? We got Budweiser, modelo, miller, lite or Bud Light.
The FishWell.
MattI'm sure it is a craft beer, but not the right answer.
JoshOof, this is a tricky one.
MattIt is. You have two lifelines, or fishing line, if you will. Ooh.
The FishAnd I can't call a fish either. So no, you can't.
MattWrong game. You can't phone the fish for this one. What's the?
Joshother one. One is to pass it to somebody else, the other is make it a double.
MattMake it a double so somebody else helps you and then you get a collective point back or you can choose what to do. So you get it wrong. You both lose.
The FishSince Andy was so nice to share, right back at you, buddy.
AndyAll right.
JoshSo you're Put it on there, Tab Calling it. It is not. Oh, it might have been before that whole fiasco.
MattYep, it is Modelo.
JoshI knew he put that in there for a reason.
AndyNo, who the hell? Goddamn commies I never even heard of commies?
JoshI don't think it's the commies. It's a delightful.
AndyNow it's going to change again.
JenWhat does the label look like? I don't even know what that looks like.
AndyIt's a mexican beer mexico and california I mean texas and california, and so, since I got that wrong, fish gains a point.
JoshYes, correct allegedly yes so now at the end of the second round.
AndyFish is firmly in the lead with seven points, josh and I are tied with four points, and the Welsers are pulling up the rear with three points.
JenAll right, we're going to get down to three.
AndyThis is getting out of hand, one point at a time.
MattSo we're going to do a round of actual American history questions here. I hate this, all right.
The FishI hate you. I thought all of it was american history.
MattI love this. All right, josh. Why is john hancock's signature on the declaration giant sized? He wanted to be the first to sign and just did it, I know he was the president of the continental congress. He wanted king george to be able to read it without his glasses. He was the only one with a quill pen.
JoshOh man, I think I know this, but there are also two people that said they think they know this and one doesn't need a point, so I'm going to call Jen in for my make it a double. All right, Jen, I'm trusting you on this.
JenI know, make it a double.
JoshSo that means you two are going to decide together.
JenHold on. Can you read it again, oh?
Joshno, I just want to be sure she was so confident I am. I want to be sure because I feel like I heard this, but I didn't want to give him the opportunity at another point.
AndyHe's so far ahead.
Jenyeah, wait we have to agree together on what it is. Okay, you two together are going to choose the answer. Say it again.
MattWe're going to figure out. If Josh, why is John Hancock's signature on the Declaration so large? He was the first to sign, or he wanted to be the first to sign. He was president of the Continental Congress. He wanted King George III to be able to read it without his glasses, or he had a quill pen.
JoshOh, she doesn't know. I think it's C.
JenYou've chosen poorly. No, I thought it was D. We'll'll talk it through because he had a quill pen.
JoshI don't know, that's the only kind of pens they had back then.
JenNo, no, no, the first, oh, I'm sorry, the first to sign it, because if you're the first to sign it, how are you gonna know how like it's cold yet I don't know.
MattIt's an interesting theory. You know how? How?
Jenwill they like? I mean, you're gonna sign it like you like. If everybody wrote small, you're gonna be like oh, I better write like them right, so you're going with like oh, it's like when it's somebody's birthday at work right and they pass around a card.
AndyYeah if you're the first one, you don't know how many people that's going to, so you're just gonna sign whatever you feel like and then it's like the last person's, like I've got like this little corner.
JoshI want to know what you were thinking before he read that, because you said I know this.
JenBecause I feel like me and him actually had a conversation about this.
JoshThis sounds like collusion. I'm going to go with C.
JenFinal answer, Matt. What was C?
AndyC was the King George's glasses, that is correct.
JoshThank you, you're welcome you. He can read it. So he can read it without his glasses, that is correct. Thank you, oh, you're welcome Okay.
AndySo you two get to choose.
JenHe can have it, it's fine. No, no, no, you two both get to choose individually if you want to regain a point.
MattOr if you want to make somebody else drink.
JoshOr if you want to make somebody else here. So if we gave them both to fish, he'd be down to five. It would be five to four to four to three, correct, or we give our own points to ourselves, you are not, thank you.
AndyWe talking about numbers.
JenI didn't even help you. I think I confused you more.
JoshWe both have four. Is that correct? Correct?
AndyNo, you and I have four, walsers have three and fish has seven yeah, so five to four to four to four.
JoshIf we did that, oh, four to four to three, like I said, right, or we could give ourselves points and it would be seven to five to four to four I think I'm gonna, I'm taking the point for myself you're gonna, you're gonna gain whatever you want, your point okay, what do you want to do? You want your point or you want to take?
Matta point away from fish, can we?
Joshstill make fish, drink Fish will happily drink.
JenHe's drinking alone in a basement.
MattAlright Jen, which president is known for getting stuck in the White House bathtub.
JenStuck in the White House bathtub. What is?
Mattit Theodore Roosevelt William.
JenHoward Taft, calvin Coolidge or Herbert Hoover.
AndyThe vacuum guy.
JoshHe was a big damn deal. Unknown fact, he invented the vacuum.
MattThere you go. No, the president, good Home Alone. Quote I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing. I know what you're doing.
JenOkay, yes, it was definitely Home Alone. Anyway, can you repeat the names again?
MattSure Theodore Roosevelt.
JenOkay.
MattWilliam Howard Taft, calvin Coolidge or Herbert Hoover I don't even know who Calvin Coolidge is.
JenHe was the president is he was the president, well, apparently I wasn't alive, so I guess it didn't matter um, I don't know you do have both your lifelines still which one sounds like a guy that would be stuck in a bathtub I would, I would say d you're going with herbert hoover. Yeah, it was actually was it a taft.
Mattit was taft. He was a large man, 6 feet 330 pounds, and after that happened there was a new, much larger bathtub installed in the White House, which I believe remains Still there.
The FishYeah, I think it's still there.
MattYep.
JenI was going with the vacuum guy.
The FishWell, that answer sucks, yeah, exactly.
AndyI'm still pretty full.
MattSo for Kevin and Jason over at the KJNA podcast, I just cracked open a Twisted Tea for you. Gentlemen working on that Twisted Tea sponsorship See how that works out for you.
AndyI'm scared, I'm going to smack them in the face with it.
MattIt's an enormous video, yeah.
AndyAll right I believe it's my turn. That's what.
The FishI'm drinking now.
MattNice. Yell it out for the people that can't see you which is everybody.
The FishIt's a crunchy roll by Alvarium.
MattOh, all righty, andy. Yeah, what unusual pet did President John Quincy Adams keep in the White House? Was it an alligator, a lion, a kangaroo or an elephant? I know.
AndyOh.
The FishUh, what Sorry, Sorry.
AndyI think, what happened?
JoshI'm not sure, I wish for I know I took a full'm not sure I whispered. I know I took a full swig of drink and she goes, I know.
MattDo you really know the answer to this? But?
Joshthat's what happened last time, but she said it and then looked directly at it.
AndyI'm not giving a double over there. I'm not feeling it All right, so I think it is an alligator, that's what I was thinking I seem to remember the story that he went to harvard and they specifically told him he could not bring a dog or a cat, but nowhere did it say he couldn't bring an alligator.
MattSo if I, if, if I remember this stupid story, that may very well be true, but a gift from the Marquise de Lafayette. It was indeed an Elliot All right, kept in one of the east rooms of the White House. See, we get all the questions.
AndyI know Fish, we're bringing you down close to our level. Take a drink there.
JenOh my gosh, that made me cry laugh.
JoshHave some of that crunchy roll, all right.
The FishThere you go All.
MattSome of that crunchy roll, all right there you go?
The FishAll right, fish you ready for this one? I'm on my second beer, so yeah, go ahead, all right.
MattWhich US state once declared war on Canada in 1838? Was it Michigan, maine, vermont or New York had had enough of the Canucks and decided to declare war. Screw you and your bacon eh.
The FishWell, basically, any one of them. What year was this, by the way? 1838. Well, the reason I ask is because the date determines whether or not Michigan was actual state.
MattYou're doing some thinking drinking over there.
The FishThinking and drinking. Well, it is think or drink, so Normally you alternate you can't do both.
MattYeah, normally you alternate you know what?
The FishI'm just gonna go with vermont vermont?
Mattit was not vermont and their maple syrup, known as the aroustic war, involved no actual combat and was resolved through negotiations.
Andyit was maine as that had had enough of Canada's BS for some reason, if I remember correctly, maine and Canada had a dispute over where the border was Ah, and I think that dispute still carries today.
MattInteresting. Apparently the treating was the Webster-Ashburton Treaty. All right, I'm sincerely hoping that was signed over like Canadian breakfast with maple syrup, and you know was this like.
JoshCold War, part one no real conflict.
MattI get it like the worst types of wars. I want to know if Canada apologized, like afterwards they apologized?
Andyduring they're still apologizing about it, I'm sure so that brings us to the end of round two. Josh and Fish are tied up with five points. I have four points. The Welsers have three points. Welsers still have both of their lifelines left. Josh has his, put it on somebody else's tab. Fish and I both have our, make it a double.
MattNext round, josh, which US state is known for having the highest beer consumption per capita? Zed.
The FishThere you go.
MattWisconsin, montana, north Dakota or South Dakota.
Largest Beer Festival
JoshAll the states with nothing else to do, Boy oh boy, I'm going to put this on Jen's tab.
The FishI think this is just a toss-up.
MattThere is no logical way to figure this out. I'm going to go with North.
JenDakota.
MattNorth Dakota is the correct answer.
JenGod dang it.
MattYep, so Josh is going to lose the point.
JoshHe loses a point for that.
MattI thought it was just a guess. Nope, the per capita consumption in North Dakota 45.8 gallons per person, new Hampshire 43.9. Montana 41. South Dakota 38. Gallons per person, new hampshire 43.9. Montana 41, south dakota 38 and wisconsin in number five with 36.2 and apparently most of that's modelo apparently my backup four points no, no, no, josh lost the point.
JoshYou just made josh drink the first one you got right. Yeah, unbelievable. I told you you didn't get a point for it. I completely picked her because she didn't get one right yet. I should have played the odds. Oh man, ay yi yi.
MattAll right, jen. Which state is famous for its craft beer scene and hosts the annual Great American Beer Festival? That California, oregon, colorado or Washington?
AndyEither way, we got to step it up Pennsylvania.
MattYeah, say them again. California, Oregon, Colorado or Washington, so this state has an amazing craft beer scene.
JenI'm going to go with somewhere random like Oregon.
MattIt is not Oregon Okay, I'm sorry, it is Colorado. And typically features features 4 000 beers from over 800 breweries holy crap which that is my definition of heaven.
JoshSo yes, they ski while they're drunk she picks mine out of thin air and then gets hers and she's like I'll go with the most obscure state please.
The FishThank you.
MattOh boy, all right, what is the state? Who's this?
Joshgoing to Andy sorry.
MattWhat is the state with the highest overall alcohol consumption per capita? So we were talking beer before. This is highest overall Nevada, wisconsin, delaware or Alaska, oh, alaska, god, I knew it, I'm feeling it Vegas, baby.
AndyOoh, oh, that makes sense by reputation as a party destination.
MattMost people start drinking before they get off the airplane.
JoshI was thinking Alaska when you asked me my question.
The FishYeah, and there's like nothing to do up there.
AndyI don't want to offend the alaskans there was a show on like I don't know discovery channel or whatever, but it was about like when there's the um, you know 24 hours of sunlight, they just don't know when to stop yeah, I guess so I would be very confused if I got done drinking at the end of the day, stumbled outside of the bar and it was still light out.
MattYeah.
JoshYou'd almost have to go back in.
MattAll right, we're on to fish One to fish All right, he has to get this wrong.
The FishI don't need to get it wrong Wait, do you cap out?
JoshWhen you get zero points. When you get to zero.
JenNo, no, there's no max points, so if you get to zero, you don't play anymore. Yeah, they're going to be here and be quiet. You don't have to that is not a rule.
MattIt was not stated at the beginning. Nobody has ever been out of this game and been quiet. All right Fish, no one's ever been quiet in this game Truth. Which state Fish hosts the largest Oktoberfest celebration in the US Wisconsin, ohio, pennsylvania or Michigan?
The FishI know that a lot of Amish have settled in both Pennsylvania and Ohio, so I'm kicking the other two states out.
JoshOkay, all right, he's logicking. I don't think the Amish drink Rumspringa there you go.
MattSo you got Ohio or Pennsylvania fish. Where would you swim in lederhosen?
The FishThe bad part is I've actually worn lederhosen and I'm preparing my beer because I have a feeling I'll get this wrong. But I'm going to go with Pennsylvania.
MattOktoberfest Cincinnati held in Cincinnati, ohio, draws inspiration from Munich's Oktoberfest each year.
The FishSo it was only 50% wrong.
JoshDoes it say how many Amish go to that? It does?
Mattnot All the ones on. Rumspringa it does say they arrive by horse and carriage.
JoshYou can't get a DUI on the way back from that. I don't think.
MattYeah, you can. I think you can get a DUI in anything with wheels.
AndyWell, it has legs.
JenThere was a story told.
MattYeah, there was a story on this podcast told about someone who got a DUI in a power wheel.
AndyYeah, so so that brings us to the end of round three. There you go. Josh and Fish are in the lead with four points. I'm at three points. The Welsers are at two points.
JenWelsers, however, still have both. Why do I keep losing points? I just had three.
AndyBut then you got a question wrong, so you lost a point.
JenYeah, but I had no, I had four because we got.
AndyYou did have four, no, the one you got right, you lost points.
JoshI lost a point. Oh, yeah, yeah.
JenMath E equals MC Hammer.
MattWe talking about numbers. I'm going to sleep on the couch for that one Gotcha Anyhow.
AndySo the Welsers still have both their lifelines.
MattAll right, I'm going to have to start using my life.
AndyFish and I both have our, make it a double yep, all right.
The FishAll right, josh is out. I'm out of.
JoshI didn't want to, oh I didn't want to have any unspent at the end. That's right.
MattYou know I was getting anxious about that well, josh, which amendment to the us constitution established prohibition, stop lying, banning the sale, production and transportation of alcohol and generally making america a less pleasant place to be. That the 16th amendment, 18th, 19th or 21st?
Joshoh boy, I'm gonna go with the 19th amendment, you are one amendment when you're one off.
MattIt's the 18th, can I?
JenI just gotta applaud you if you each know what each number represents. Because are you just pulling? That if of your butt like 19th Amendment, or do you actually know what?
Andyit is.
MattIf.
AndyI remember correctly the 21st repealed Prohibition.
MattThat would be my favorite amendment to the Constitution.
JenI'd just be picking a number.
JoshI knew it was the 21st that was repealing, but I did not know if it was 18 or 19.
JenHe's just too smart. I can't. This is the wrong game for me.
MattAlright, Jen, this is an easy one.
JenReady.
The FishDoes Matt drink?
MattWhich state remained dry banning alcohol the longest after Prohibition ended in 1933? So Prohibition ended in 1933. Was it Kansas, mississippi, utah or Tennessee? Yeah, both your lifelines.
JenOkay.
MattJosh is airing out his underarms.
JenHe knows it.
AndyHe's feeling confident Okay.
JenAre you All right? What's the lifeline that I can use?
MattThat would be this one Oi.
JenBarking, make it a double Okay.
AndyMake it a double. So that means you two are going to decide together.
JoshThat has to be Utah.
AndyThe.
JoshMormon state. They still have the most ridiculous liquor laws in the country.
JenOkay, that's fine.
MattThat's not what I was thinking but I'm going to trust you because I've been wrong ever since we began. Josh, you're drinking with me, get out of here.
AndyHe was so confident. Did anyone else know?
Joshit.
MattM-I-S-S-i-s-s-i-p-p-i mississippi did not repeal their statewide prohibition laws until 1966 so now what do we lose?
Jena point, or what do we, do we both?
Mattlose.
AndyWe both lose a point, boo I think we're out no, you're at one and I'm at two, you're at two I don't like that, I like this game.
MattIt's a great game.
AndyCome on, utah, you had one job, yeah.
The FishMatt, does that mean that they were completely dry until 1966?
MattYep, it was dry state until 66. On the book.
JoshUtah still has ridiculous liquor.
AndyMy college was also technically a dry campus. Josh isn't letting.
The FishUtah go. No yeah, technically and actually are two different things.
MattYeah, IUP was too, I mean.
AndyIUP's technically a dry campus, but it's also the number one party school in the country. Yeah, if they do it well, that depends who you ask.
MattThey do it well. My turn what you got, andy. Approximately how many gallons of beer are consumed annually in the United States? 3 billion, 6 billion, 9 billion or6 billion, $9 billion or $12 billion?
AndyOh, we're going to make it a double. Josh, I'm coming to you. No, you've got to redeem yourself here.
JoshNo, I don't like that.
MattOh gosh, oi Falky, I already said I was going to be a guy that's $3 billion, $6 billion, $9 billion or $12 billion. Two points on the line.
JoshOh geez, I would say $9 or $12. Go big. How many people are there in the US?
MattA lot 300 and some million, I think.
JoshWait 300 and some million.
AndyI know it's gone down since more and more places have legalized pot.
JoshWell, I mean, if there were 300 million people in this country, it can't be 12 billion gallons of beer.
AndyThink about how much that would have to be per person yeah, but a lot of it's but light, so it's only like yeah.
JoshFirst off, I don't know uh, I mean, even if it was 300 million people and it was the lowest number of billion, I think the 300 million has to be off. I would go with one of the two higher numbers.
MattThat's all I can tell you. Three, six, nine or 12. Let's go with nine. Yeah, going with nine. Gentlemen, you're drinking. It is six billion gallons annually. It is the most popular alcoholic beverage in the United States. So now, what Did they lose a point? Yeah, we both lose a point.
AndySo where are?
Jenwe at with points.
AndyJosh and Jen are at one, I'm at two and Fish is at four, but it is Fish's turn. What the hell happened.
JenYou had seven no.
The FishI had seven. You never had seven, I think you did.
AndyFish was up to seven oh.
JoshHow many billion?
Andygallons. This is why I'm keeping track Six billion.
JoshSo there's six billion gallons and there are 333 million people in this country as of 2022, says my special machine right here in my hand.
MattAverage consumption 28.2 gallons per person per year.
JoshPer person. That covers all the under 21s too, so that's an absurd number.
The FishMan, we have a problem. Yeah, we're just drunks as night. We're a lot of fun. We have a solution.
MattWe do have a solution Fish. How many craft breweries are there operating in the United States?
The FishHoly fuck.
MattI have this one of the answers 2,500, 4,500, 6,500, or 9,500?.
The FishI'm going to go with 6,500.
MattYou're drinking buddy? 9,500. It's actually 9,552 as of 2002. Includes 2,035 microbreweries, 3,418 brewpubs, 3,838 taprooms and 261 regional craft breweries All right Round.
AndyFour complete Jen and Josh at one point, I'm at two point and Fish squeaking in the lead at three points all right, josh, which state has the highest number of craft breweries as of 2021?
Mattmost recent data? We could get california, colorado, oregon or washington, and it's worth noting that jen is not drinking, she's whispering in the background.
Joshif it goes off of the questions previously, like two rounds ago, I'm gonna have to go with Colorado. So Colorado I hate you is the largest festival. California has more than a thousand categories. I knew it, I knew it, I was going to guess California on that other question. And then you, I'm out, you're out. That was your last point. Deuces.
JenI told you, I knew it.
JoshI don't believe it. How many points do you?
Andyhave Jen has one point.
MattJen has one point. Let's see what we can do about it.
AndyThis has been a terrible show. She still has her put it on somebody else's tab.
JenI gotta concentrate. I gotta straighten my glasses.
AndyIt helps to hear better when the glasses are straight. Can people use me as their?
Joshlifelines or no, because I'm out, oh, that's a good question. How does that work? Yeah, you can still be a lifeline. I wouldn't though, because I'm bad at this obviously.
AndyWell, Matt's just drinking in advance.
JenAll right, I'm ready for my question. I'm going to get it wrong.
MattJennifer, what is the most consumed spirit in the United States? I'd be happy to answer that for you Vodka, whiskey, rum or tequila.
The FishOh God.
AndyDo I have to put it on somebody else's tab I?
Joshhave a tab open.
JenOh Well, I know what I was going to say, but I think it's wrong.
MattDo you want to put it on Josh's?
Economic Impact
Jentab. No, go away, say them again.
MattAll right Vodka, whiskey, rum or tequila.
JenI know what I want to say Rum, rum.
JoshI know this for sure.
JenI said whiskey. I said everyone, you do.
MattJack Sparrow would appreciate your answer. However, that is not the correct answer. What was it? Vodka.
JoshI'm out.
MattIt goes in everything. Yeah, it's the base spirit in every cocktail, ever, mostly All right Down to two. How many points do we have, gentlemen, as we're rolling on home now?
AndyI have two points and no lifelines Fish has three points and I'm making a double.
JenThis is like.
MattLet's Be a Millionaire. Fish is swimming shockingly well tonight. He's swimming upstream Fish if you get me back into this game. I'll let you try the really good stuff when you come here to visit All right.
JenOh, you can get back in the game no, no, no no.
JoshNo Watch out you're out oh no, If he makes it a double, I could get a point right.
AndyOh, dear God, but you're already out.
JoshOh, I don't know about that.
The FishThe rules didn't specifically state that I couldn.
MattAndy, yes. What is the estimated economic impact of the US beer industry? $200 billion, $300 billion, $400 billion or $500 billion?
Andy$600 billion. $2, $3, $4, or $6? Do you want?
Joshme to put it up on a dartboard and you can throw a dart at one $2, $3, $4, $5.
MattWe're educating the people right now. We're going with $. People right, we're going with three. You're going with three. You're 100 billion off, it's 400 billion. I was close. So what do you?
Jengot one point now. How could you not know that I mean come on.
MattThat's like that was a straight up guess economics 101, I think supporting an estimated 2.4 million jobs hey, there you go we are now into the straight up american history questions. Wait that that round wasn't over, I know, but we just blew through the end of the purely alcohol related questions.
JoshBecause we did so good on all of them, we got more right than you thought. Correct, okay.
JenI wasn't even the first one out.
JoshFish.
JenThat normally happens.
JoshI know I'm embarrassed.
MattDon't be embarrassed. Jimmy Carter once claimed to have seen this in 1969. Bigfoot, a UFO, a Loch Ness monster or a ghost?
JenBoo.
MattCome on you can win it right here.
JoshI don't like this.
MattYou can win it right here off Jimmy Carter.
The FishJimmy Carter damn.
MattBigfoot UFO, loch Ness Monster or a ghost?
JoshOnly one of them is country specific.
MattYeah, he spent a lot of time in Scotland.
The FishThat was a.
AndyLoch Ness Monster in Lake Michigan for some reason yeah.
The FishThat's true.
JoshThat's why it was so weird that he saw it.
MattSwing away after Maine declared war on Canada. That's why it? Was so weird that he saw it Swing away after Maine declared war on Canada.
The FishWe're going with Bigfoot. We're going with Bigfoot, oh it had to be a ghost Going with Bigfoot. The answer is a UFO, oh damn.
AndyAll right, I'm at one point, fish is at two points. Fish still has his, make it a double.
JenHow could he possibly use that to his?
Joshadvantage. Well, I mean, I guess he could ask somebody for help, right, but he wouldn't want to use it with you.
AndyI guess he could ask one of you for help.
JoshYeah.
AndyJust wouldn't benefit you Anyhow.
Jenwhat's my question Won't really benefit him. We're out, you know.
MattYeah, which president's pet parrot was known for swearing even during the president's funeral? Lyndon B Johnson? Ugh, actually, not one of the answers.
JoshOh.
AndyI think he's out. That would be something Lyndon B Johnson would do.
MattYeah, it sounded good Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, james Buchanan or Franklin Pierce.
AndyI don't know, pierce.
MattJefferson, jackson, buchanan or Pierce.
JenThat would be something I would say.
AndyI mean Jefferson and Jackson, seemed too early to be importing parrots Right.
The FishI guess pirates had parrots right, polly won a cracker.
JoshI don't know that pirates really brought parrots.
AndyIt's like a classic trope, though. Right, that is true.
JoshAnd they're all true.
AndyI'm going to go with Pierce. You're going with Pierce.
JenBut did the parrot have an eye patch?
MattAndrew Jackson's parrot Polly had to be removed from his funeral because it would not stop swearing. Known racist parrot.
JoshThe.
MattReverend Nornment, who presided over it, said the parrot was excited by the multitude and let loose perfect gusts of cuss. Words Wait a minute.
JenWhen was Pierce a president? I don't remember him at Disney, in that hall of presidents.
AndyI need to know. I don't know either, but he was kind of forgettable.
JenI'm looking next time we're in Disney. Can I call him forgettable if?
JoshI never knew that he was a president.
JenI'm going to stand up and be like Franklin Pierce was the 14th president.
AndyDied in 1869.
JoshThat's when nothing exciting was happening around.
MattI guess not so with my collection of red, white and booze trivia complete. We must declare the fish the winner. Hold on Stellar set.
JoshDo we go or do we cheer?
MattIs this your first victory, Fish?
The FishIt is Congratulations.
MattAll right, we're going to bring Jen back at some point for some redemption. No, yeah.
AndyYou're going to need to do a redemption trivia at one point.
JoshNot a trivia.
JenI'll let you know.
The FishWe're going to go to some breweries.
JenI'm going to tell you if the food's good or not. That's what Jen's good at. What do they call?
Joshthat Dumb, dumb Trivia. Hey, listeners, hey, you were out before me. No, he said all the people who were out first. I said what is that going to be? Dumb, dumb Trivia.
AndyYes, dear listeners please listen to all of our trivia episodes and write in which ones you and you want to hear it go Interesting.
The FishI want a bris.
MattThat was a classic one. I feel like my name would be on there about 90 times. Thank you all very much for listening. We appreciate you and we will be back soon. Congratulations, Fash.
AndyBye everybody.
The FishThank you.
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