Think or Drink? SPECIAL EDITION - “Spot the Fake”

Andy, Josh, and Rob join Matt for a riotous episode, as we play a trivia game that tests our ability to identify fabricated names among genuine, albeit ridiculous, real-world counterparts. Get ready for the inappropriateness! 

The game comes with high stakes – each incorrect answer means spinning our shot spinner to determine our fate. With tequila, bourbon, vodka, and the infamous Malört lurking among the options, strategic gameplay becomes crucial as points dwindle and shot glasses empty.

From athletes with unfortunate names like "Fair Hooker" and "Harry Colon" to craft beers including "Nutsack Brown Ale" and "Sexual Chocolate Imperial Stout," we explore the bizarre reality that truth is often stranger than fiction. The As Seen on TV product round reveals equally absurd genuine items – including a golf club with a hidden feature.

Rob's dramatic reaction to Malört alone is worth the price of admission, as he desperately reaches for anything to cleanse his palate after declaring it "worse than the tuna taco" from Drinkables! 

Subscribe now to catch our upcoming episodes featuring Harry Potter trivia, and a stout tasting with guest "The Fish." Share your favorite moments with us on social media @MattAndFriendsDTU!

Transcript

Matt 1:00

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Josh 1:13

We have liftoff.

Rob 1:17

Welcome to Matt and Friends. Drink the Universe. Drink the Universe.

Matt 1:26

Welcome back everybody to Matt and Friends Drink the universe. Welcome back everybody to Matt and Friends Drink the universe. The theme for today is Think or drink.

Matt 1:42

Are you thinking or you drinking? Let's go around the table real quick and introduce everybody that is here with me today for this round of Think or Drink. Starting with, it's me, I'm Josh. Hey, it's Andy. Hey guys, it's Rob. And the rules for Think or Drink, just to refresh your memory, although after I play this I'm going to tweak them all a whole bunch. Anyway, here we go.

Matt 2:01

Think or Drink is our classic trivia game, where players start with six points. The last person with points remaining wins Correct answers. Let you choose someone to lose a point and drink, while incorrect answers will cause you to lose a point and drink. For difficult questions, you have two options. First, you can make it a double to get help from someone else If your collective answer is correct. You can choose individually to gain a point or to make somebody else drink and lose a point. If you're wrong, both of you lose a point and drink. Or you can put it on their tab by selecting someone to answer for you. If they're right, you lose a point and drink. If they're wrong, you gain a point. Make sure to balance potential risk and reward when you put it on their tab, all right.

Athlete Names Round Begins

Matt 2:45

So today's Think or Drink is a little different. Our theme today is spot the fake. So with each question, you're going to get three things that are real and one that is fake. So, for example, we're going to start off with sports figures. You're going to get three real sports figures names and one fake name and you have to spot the fake. Now if you get the question right traditional rules apply. You can make somebody else take a drink. They're going to lose a point. If you get it wrong, you're going to lose a point. Today, instead of just taking a sip of what you have in front of you. We have a shot spinner and we have 30 quarter shots on the table. We don't know what is in them, because Jen prepared all of them. We know that there are many different kinds of alcohol in there.

Matt 3:25

We also know there are three cups of Malort, and if you don't know what Malort is, I've heard it described as what a hospital tastes like, or burning car tires.

Josh 3:35

Quarter shots is not correct. There is more than a quarter shot in these, I think.

Rob 3:39

I would definitely say that they are more third to a half.

Josh 3:42

Third to a half.

Rob 3:43

Yeah.

Andy 3:46

That's okay, I'm walking home, so quote star wars got a bad feeling about this so what's star wars?

Matt 3:50

just to? It's getting worse. Just to clear up the rules here we are going to do away with the put it on their tab for this, and the reason for that is because how we're going to ask the questions and how they were prepared. So instead, everybody's going to get to make it a double, giving them the ability to team up with somebody else to either gain points or lose points. The other thing that we're going to do is we are going to start with seven points each instead of six, because this round is going to go a little faster Seven miles an hour.

Matt 4:18

Seven miles an hour. Should we use the shot spinner to see who is going to go first? Spin away, host, everybody looks so excited. I'm spinning, here we go, we're spinning.

Andy 4:28

We're spinning, we're spinning. We have a morality. Turn turn, turn. Tell us a lesson. We must think that is right between the two of you.

Josh 4:34

Spin it again, josh. No, no, no, that was Rob.

Matt 4:39

There you go, all right.

Rob 4:41

Good God Okay.

Matt 4:43

It is your turn. I'm ready, Rob. Which of these is not a real athlete? Is it Dean Windass, former British soccer player? Destiny Hooker, former Olympic volleyball player. Dong Fang Zhao, Olympic gymnast. Or Rusty Pipes, Olympic snowboarder? Rusty Pipes?

Rob 5:03

is made up.

Josh 5:03

That is correct.

Matt 5:04

Rusty Pipes is made up. That is correct.

Andy 5:05

I wanted that to be real.

Rob 5:08

No, it had to be. It had to be Rusty Pipes.

Andy 5:12

We are starting out strong with the dick jokes.

Rob 5:15

Matt, you take one right down your Rusty Pipe, would you? Oh jeez.

Andy 5:19

That was aggressive on the spin. I think it's pointing that back one there. There you go.

Rob 5:25

What could it be? It is, oh God. It was a Malort right off the bat. Did we start?

Matt 5:32

with a Malort, that's tequila, oh, okay.

Rob 5:34

All right, Listen.

Andy 5:36

no, that was like a very big reaction, though it was more than what I expected for a tequila reaction.

Josh 5:42

I think to preserve the fun of this, no sniffing at first.

Rob 5:44

Just pick the shot up and knock it back. Okay, that's fair.

Josh 5:48

Because you knew before to prepare yourself for that. It didn't help.

Matt 5:51

That was still the reaction. It didn't help.

Andy 5:54

All right, this is going to be rough.

Matt 5:55

We're off to a good start here. I'll go next.

Andy 5:58

So I'm going to be asking questions for Matt we're just going to do counterclockwise.

Matt 6:01

We're going to do counterclockwise Okay sounds good.

Josh 6:03

Nope, that is for sure. Clockwise.

Rob 6:07

It definitely is.

Josh 6:10

We are just starting. This is going well.

Andy 6:12

Oh boy All right, matt, I'm going to give you a choice. Do you want a tabletop gaming question or a music question? I'll do music. All right, let's go with. We'll start with an easy one. These are strings on a standardly tuned guitar a, b, c and d c. C is the correct answer, wow well, the incorrect answer, right, correct.

Josh 6:45

Yeah, the correct, the correct answer.

Rob 6:45

Wow, well, the incorrect answer, right Correct?

Josh 6:46

Yeah.

Matt 6:47

The correct incorrect answer. Yes, Rob, since you did it to me, you spin that thing and see what happens to you.

Josh 6:54

Here we go.

Rob 6:55

God help me. Okay, josh, thank you. All right, no sniffs you got it Straight down, no sniffs, it's clear.

Josh 7:05

Tequila. Oh yeah, we're strong on tequila.

Andy 7:09

Okay, you're right there.

Matt 7:11

I'm great.

Josh 7:12

Great, continuing clockwise on the Greek.

Matt 7:14

Orthodox clock. You got a taste of them.

Rob 7:16

Rob. All right, do we have water in here?

Andy 7:20

I brought my own.

Rob 7:21

Oh, okay, that's fine.

Andy 7:23

I'm going to crack one of these beers before you get into the next question there. Matthew.

Rob 7:26

I'm going to crack an Equilibrium. Peach Skies it's a sour India pale ale with peach vanilla and select hops. That's a lot.

Matt 7:34

Alright, 7%. Josh. Which of these is not a real athlete? Anita Bath, Olympic swimmer D1. A boner WN NBA player. Sorry, what was the first name? I need a bath.

Josh 7:47

I need a bath. No, no, no, no, no. The first name of the second athlete, D wanna boner C Ivana Mandic.

Matt 7:56

Oh my God. Or D Misty Hyman. Wait, hold on, holy shit.

Andy 8:02

Only one of those is fake. Only one of those is fake. Only one of those is fake. Oh man, some cruel parents out there, okay.

Matt 8:09

I Can you say C again, c is Ivana Mandic.

Josh 8:15

Ivana okay, yep, it's gotta be that one, that one's gotta be the fake one. That is not the fake one.

Matt 8:22

The fake one was Anita Bath.

Andy 8:24

That would have been my last guess. I'm sorry, I'm distracted. Fake one that is not the fake one. The fake one was Anita Bath.

Josh 8:28

That would have been my last guess. I'm sorry. I'm distracted watching him open this beer over here that's foaming all over the place, so I believe that these beers are partially frozen.

Rob 8:36

Whoops From Matt's outside fridge.

Andy 8:40

Isn't that just the outside Kind of cold out there. Alright so I have to.

Josh 8:44

I lost a point and I have to spin for a shot. Is that correct?

Matt 8:46

You got to spin for a shot. Ooh, all right.

Andy 8:50

What happens if it's? Which one do you think the spinner?

Matt 8:51

lands your discretion.

Josh 8:54

All right, I'll take a clear one we are three for three on tequila.

Matt 8:59

Did she replace all the water with tequila?

Andy 9:01

She may have Straight up Everything's tequila Jen doesn't want any of us to drive home today.

Matt 9:07

It's worth noting that before we started this, some unnamed party flipped around a lot of things in my living room like tchotchkes and stuff my wife had out there.

Matt 9:14

So this might be revenge, Andy, I don't care. It's funny. Which of the following is not a real athlete Longer Longer, former college basketball player, Dick Paradise, former hockey player, Harry Colon, former NFL player. Or Ben Dover, former NASCAR driver. Read them again. So we have Longar Longar, former college basketball player. B Dick Paradise, former hockey player. C Harry Colon, former hockey player. C Harry Cullen, former NFL player. Or D Bendover, former NASCAR driver.

Andy 9:52

I think I got to go with the Harry Cullen.

Matt 9:55

He actually is a former NFL player.

Josh 9:57

It's got to be Bendover, right, it is Bendover why couldn't.

Andy 9:59

I have gotten it. My gut was telling me, bendover, here's the thing which never happened before.

Rob 10:09

Here's, was telling me, bend over, here's the thing which never happened before.

Josh 10:11

Here's the thing. I love that matt is reading these names like in the most inappropriate way possible because the guy's name is harry cologne.

Rob 10:13

Harry cologne I knew it when he said it yeah.

Andy 10:14

So again I went to harry colin I went to high school with someone named harry bowles and a lot of people don't believe me, but at at my high school we had a morning TV show that was, you know, the students news in the morning and I was the news anchor at one point.

Andy 10:33

And a video recently emerged of me instructing Harry Bowles to go to the office, because that was the script that was handed to me. So if you don't believe me, I have proof. All right, I got to spin this and everyone was really nice to him about his name in high school.

Josh 10:49

Right, Andy's got to spin it.

Andy 10:50

Well, no, he didn't get made fun of. His little brother, however, was nicknamed Shaven.

Josh 10:55

Oh no, oh my goodness, he just poured his beer again and it mushroom clouded over. Oh my God, right onto all of Matt's recording equipment. Oh no, that's got a face going with it.

Andy 11:09

Oh, my Lord, you ever poured a beer before.

Rob 11:12

Dude. Your fridge has ruined everything.

Josh 11:16

I don't know. That looks like it fermented a second time in the can.

Rob 11:19

It kind of does.

Andy 11:21

Like wishful thinking, is all about the foamy beer. Did you ever have a corked IPA? Because you might have had one.

Josh 11:25

Now, what IPA? Corked. Corked, it's like a you know bad wine, like skunk.

Andy 11:31

Yeah, yes, skunked for beer, for sure All right, I guess I got to spin this shit, huh.

Rob 11:43

You do have to spin this one. Yeah, yes, that's the one.

Josh 11:46

What color? Oh, it's not clear.

Rob 11:50

Oh boy, Apple cider vinegar.

Andy 11:52

That would actually be probably just as bad for me. I cannot do.

Matt 12:01

My wife does the apple cider vinegar for gut health or whatever, but I can't do it. It could be whiskey, depending on how dark it is.

Andy 12:05

It could be whiskey, depending on how dark it is. It could be Kahlua. Doesn't look like Kahlua. Okay, alright, here we go Hoping. It's whiskey, I don't know what it is, but it's not good oh is it the? Malort.

Josh 12:14

It might be the Malort. Let me smell it. I've had Malort. Oh, that's the Malort.

Andy 12:19

Alright, if that's the Malort. I've never had Malort before. That is not as bad as the videos make it out to be Like. It's not good, I don't want another. The reaction videos I've seen have been much worse than that. Lets on. I will say that taste lingers. It's bitter. That is not a good aftertaste. We are chasing that.

Rob 12:42

Yeah, nobody drink these Equilibrium's. I'm not sure what's wrong with them.

Josh 12:46

They don't taste good.

Andy 12:47

I'm drinking a other robots.

Rob 12:50

Well, I think that because it's an unfiltered IPA, I think all the unfiltered bits are at the bottom frozen, and so I'm just getting the runoff and I can see like little bits of dead yeast in there. You see that.

Matt 13:02

Yep, yeah.

Rob 13:03

We're not going to do that.

Matt 13:04

So on the table we do have other robots, which is a Hell's Lager from Bald Birds. I absolutely love that beer.

Rob 13:11

It's pronounced Helles. Helles, it means light in German. Thank you.

Andy 13:16

Okay.

Rob 13:17

Like the opposite of dark light Gotcha, after round one we're all tied with six points apiece. Alright.

Matt 13:25

Rob? Yes, which of these is not a real athlete? Go on, is it Skip Tickles, former Lions offensive coordinator? Dick Felt, former NFL player, coco Crisp, former MLB player, or Rowdy Gaines, former Olympic swimmer?

Rob 13:44

Give me the first two again, please.

Matt 13:45

Skip Tickles, former Olympic swimmer, give me the first two again, please. Skip Tickles, former Lions offensive coordinator, or Dick Felt, former.

Andy 13:50

NFL player. I want Skip Tickles to be real.

Rob 13:52

I really do. I'm going Dick Felt.

Matt 13:56

Dick Felt is a real person.

Andy 13:58

Oh, he gets that drink. Actually, that one I had heard before.

Josh 14:01

Skip Tickles is the false one, there's one name in my mind that if it's not in here in this category, I'm going to lose all faith in Matt.

Rob 14:10

I won't say it now because I don't want everyone to know. I believe that that is the front cup there.

Josh 14:15

Oh, it's not clear. Front solo cup. That one was a heavy pour by Jen. I'm not drinking this whole thing, I don't care what it is.

Rob 14:25

I'm not drinking this whole thing. I don't care what it is. I'm taking a sip of this. I got to drive after this it's going to be water.

Josh 14:29

Just brown water.

Andy 14:31

Captain All right, nice, that's a nice change of pace.

Josh 14:34

I'll leave that for a sipper.

Rob 14:37

We're okay.

Josh 14:37

All right, Since you're not drinking the beer, you can be. You know, you know that's fair.

Andy 14:42

All right, matt, hit me. Do you want tabletop games or music?

Matt 14:46

I'll take tabletop this time. Tabletop games.

Andy 14:49

All right, here we go. These were the original team of the OG Dungeons and Dragons Gary Gygax, dave Arnson, doug Stewart, j Eric Holmes. The last one Is Incorrect. The correct answer is Doug Stewart. Gary Gygax and Dave Arnson Were the ones who wrote the original rules. J Eric Holmes Kind of compiled that into the first edition of the book. Doug Stewart was on the team In 1991. Hey everybody, I'm a nerd.

Josh 15:26

Oh, we got our first water shot.

Andy 15:27

There's collusion happening first edition of the book. Doug Stewart was on the team in 1991.

Matt 15:30

Hey everybody, I'm a nerd. Oh, we got our first water shot, we got water.

Josh 15:31

There's collusion happening, I think yeah. Jen pointed it out to him when she set the tray down Lost a point out of that one, josh.

Matt 15:36

That makes it your turn. Which of these is not a real athlete? Rusty Koontz, chuck Long, randy Bangs or urban shocker. So rusty coons, mlb player and coach. Chuck long, former nfl quarterback. Randy bangs, pro boxer. Or urban shocker, former mlb pitcher oh man um, I will go d shocker, d shocker. Urban Shocker is a real person. It was Randy Bangs that was not a real you have not gotten a single one right yet.

Josh 16:10

Yeah, this is pretty bad.

Rob 16:12

No, I've got one right. I kicked off right they each got one right.

Josh 16:15

Oh, that's right, that's right.

Rob 16:16

All right, josh spin her up.

Josh 16:19

Okay, here we go.

Rob 16:20

Okay. Hand me whatever to me that is pointing through these two into the back here, so that is the one I would hand you it's clear again could be did you put vodka in this mix?

Josh 16:32

yes, it could be vodka could be, tequila could be water let's find out. I'm safe that was a water that was a water, andy.

Matt 16:46

Which one is not a real athlete. Is it A Johnny Jock Garter, former Olympic wrestler. B Fair Hooker, former NFL wide receiver. C Dick Poole, former MLB pitcher and coach, or Pete Lecoq, former MLB player? Pete Lecoq seems too. I gotta go with Pete.

Andy 17:04

Lecoq former MLB player, oh my.

Matt 17:05

God.

Andy 17:05

Pete.

Josh 17:05

Lecoq seems too ridiculous to be real.

Andy 17:06

I got to go with Pete Lecoq.

Rob 17:10

That's ridiculous.

Josh 17:12

Tell me.

Rob 17:12

Pete Lecoq is a real person. He's a real person.

Andy 17:16

Pete, I am so sorry.

Matt 17:19

Oh, yay, yay you got the money man.

Beer Names Trivia Challenge

Josh 17:21

Change your last name Johnny Jock Garter. You should have Jock Garterer. Change your last name Johnny Jockgarder. You should have.

Andy 17:25

Jockgarder. That's awful as well.

Rob 17:28

Pete the Dick Winner up yeah In France.

Andy 17:34

There we go.

Rob 17:34

There it comes, coming around, coming around, coming around.

Andy 17:37

I think we're firmly on that one here.

Rob 17:39

Yes, very good.

Andy 17:39

All right, we're clear. I think this is going to make up for the Malort. More Malort, that's some high-quality H2O.

Rob 17:49

Oh my God, Everybody's getting the waters, gatorade.

Matt 17:53

All right, I will give you all an option. We can continue with athletes Pass, we can switch over to beer names or we can switch over to as seen on TV products.

Rob 18:02

Beer names Beer names. Let's do a couple rounds of beer names these are going to be equally ridiculous. By the way, we are currently at everybody's got five.

Josh 18:11

Are you going to have to go back to athletes at some point?

Matt 18:14

Well, not necessarily.

Rob 18:19

If Dick Trickle isn't on your list, I'm going to lose my mind.

Josh 18:21

We all know who Dick Trickle is. Well, that's what.

Matt 18:22

I'm saying that has to be on there, all right. So, rob, yes, which of the following? Not a real beer? Hoppy Ending Pale Ale. Palo Alto Brewing. Do you want me to read the breweries? Or just the beer names? Just the beer names.

Andy 18:37

Okay, I feel like reading the breweries. Actually, we might actually that might help some of us.

Matt 18:42

Agreed Hoppy Ending Pale Ale Poly. Actually that might help.

Josh 18:47

some of us agreed hoppy ending pale ale, polygamy, porter, nut smasher, imperial ale or thirsty beaver ale.

Matt 18:52

Oh, my god, all breweries make the dumbest names. All of these could be legit which one not a real beer I'm gonna go with nut smasher not a real nut smasher. The indeed brewing company out of minnesota would with you.

Andy 19:02

That is indeed a real beer.

Matt 19:04

Thirsty Beaver, not a real beer, thirsty Beaver.

Andy 19:06

That one's too on the nose, oh man man, we are doing great Well done Andy.

Matt 19:13

Well done. All lifelines still intact folks.

Andy 19:16

On my count we're two for nine. I don't think a lifeline's going to help anybody no, Aside from making somebody else drink.

Matt 19:22

All right, Andy Hang on.

Rob 19:24

No, oh, oh, he's going to spin, he's going to spin. I believe that's the one all the way in the back. Yeah, let me see that.

Josh 19:32

It's just wild that we haven't accidentally got more right. I'm very concerned by the color, is it not white? It could be Malort. Oh, do it well, that's bourbon we're good.

Andy 19:47

I gotta say again, malort's not as bad as I was expecting, like it's not good, that's fair. Oh right, balser yeah stop tabletop games or music what you want. I'll go back to music. All right, these are intervals present in a major triad chord For example a, C major chord, a major third, a minor third, a perfect fifth or a minor seventh?

Matt 20:18

Read it again, please.

Andy 20:19

These are the intervals present in a major triad chord, for example a C major triad chord. Is there a major third, a minor third, a minor third, perfect fifth or a minor?

Josh 20:32

seventh, he's a percussionist. He's never heard these terms.

Matt 20:34

If he would have paid attention in band, he would have gotten this. There's no minor.

Andy 20:37

Seventh is the correct answer. A major triad is built with a major third and a minor third on top of that, and from the root to that top note is a perfect fifth. So the correct answer is a minor seventh.

Rob 20:52

I knew that one. We did take theory together. We did With Mike. Good yeah, Senior year of high school. Good job, Mike Yep. All right, Matt who's drinking?

Josh 21:02

You Me, you, okay.

Rob 21:05

All right.

Matt 21:09

All me, you okay, all right, all right for your drinkables victory spin well that's very clearly at this.

Josh 21:15

This is either bourbon captain, I can tell right off the bat I have this shot spinner sound drop.

Matt 21:19

I keep forgetting, it's okay you can add in post little captain morgan, no big deal.

Rob 21:27

All right, it's Josh's question.

Josh 21:29

Yeah, cool, can't wait to drink again. That's what we're here for, right. We've been so good at this so far.

Andy 21:36

We knew what we were signing up for.

Matt 21:37

Which is not a real beer Golden Shower Imperial Pilsner? No, that can't be the Titty Bear, the Titty Bear Panty, peeler Capital Ale or Big Cock IPA. Oh lordy.

Andy 21:53

I love everything about this game.

Josh 21:57

This is absurd Now if Matt was doing this?

Matt 22:04

right. He would have each of these beers available for us to taste after. This is low budget. There were some budget constraints here as far as importing beer from other states.

Josh 22:09

All right, run them down one more time, golden.

Matt 22:12

Shower, imperial Pilsner, the Titty Bear, panty, peeler, triple Air or Big Cock IPA. I'm going to go with the Titty Beer.

Andy 22:22

That is correct, and you know how we know Josh.

Josh 22:28

Because that's the only one. He didn't list off what kind of beer it was, did it? I didn't even notice? Ooh, all right, so what's the current score?

Rob 22:38

Matt and Andy with five apiece, you and I with four apiece.

Josh 22:41

All right, then I guess I'll give that to Matt Shot spinner sound drop to Matt Shot spinner sound drop Sounded like my lord A little intense.

Rob 22:56

No, you're not supposed to smell it, he's just going to get his nose into every one of them. Water, water again.

Andy 23:01

I think he's got to do another one, since he sniffed it. We're calling a party foul, spin another. You know you don't have to line it up. The people at home can't see.

Rob 23:14

Oh, easy, okay, Another water, do not smell.

Josh 23:18

I'm sorry, oh, he's doing it again. This guy Do not smell Drink. It wasn't water, that's bourbon.

Andy 23:25

All right, that's the issue too with bourbon. You're not supposed to toss bourbon. Well no, You're not supposed to, that's going to burn.

Matt 23:33

What do we care? All right, it's a shame, that's all I think it's me. You. Which of these, Andy, is not a real beer? Raging Bitch Belgium IPA.

Andy 23:50

Morningwood Stout, bearded Beaver Ale or Smooth Hop-T-Mator IPA. See, I didn't have the tell on that one.

Matt 23:56

Read them again. We have Raging Bitch Belgian IPA Morningwood Stout, Bearded Beaver Ale, or Smooth Hop-T-Mator IPA the Battle of the Big Beaver, oh, or Smooth.

Rob 24:08

Hop-to-mator IPA.

Matt 24:08

The battle of the big beaver, oh, smooth, hop-to-mator.

Josh 24:13

I've heard of one of these actually.

Rob 24:15

Many men were lost.

Andy 24:16

Let's make it a double with you, then which one are you? I'm 99%.

Josh 24:23

Certain Raging Bitch is a beer I've seen before.

Andy 24:26

That one was sounding familiar as well.

Josh 24:28

I think it might be um lying. What is it? Flying dog or no? I forget what the brewery is, but anyway, I've heard of that one um I feel like morning wood for a breakfast out is just yeah, for sure, that's easy. What were the last two then?

Matt 24:44

the cnd, yeah, where the bearded beaver ale and the smooth hop to mater ipa smooth hop to mater, so easy to actually so yeah, we're going for the bearded beaver.

Andy 24:55

We're going for the bearded beaver bearded beaver isn't the correct answer hey, oh well done are you taking?

Josh 25:00

a point back.

Andy 25:01

That means yeah, let's keep the game going. I'll take a point back yeah, same here.

Josh 25:04

I'll take a point, please taking points okay, all Alright.

Rob 25:07

so that actually does mix it up quite a bit. And you are right, Raging Bitch is Flying Dog.

Josh 25:13

Flying Dog. Yeah, that's what I thought, and.

Rob 25:14

Smooth Hop Tomato I've had as well before Appalachian.

Matt 25:17

Brewing yeah, okay.

Rob 25:19

So at the end of this round we've got Andy in first place with six points, josh in second place with five, and myself and Matt in last place with four points.

Josh 25:34

All right, let's do this.

Matt 25:36

Rob, which of these is not a real beer? A Bitter End IPA, b Pickle Tickler Lager, c Dick's Cream Stout or D Nutsack Brown Ale.

Rob 25:51

Oh yeah, there is absolutely no way that somebody has a Nutsack Brown out there, so I'm going to go with Nutsack.

Josh 25:59

Brown. Ale you think Dick's Cream is better.

Rob 26:04

I think it's more plausible than Nutsack Brown Ale.

Matt 26:08

The Engine 15 Brewing Company in Florida would disagree with you the pickle tickler lager was the correct answer.

Josh 26:14

You know what I have had? A pickle beer. Lord Hobo makes a pickle IPA.

Andy 26:21

I'm not a pickle fan.

Josh 26:22

It sounds gross to me. They partnered with Grillo's Pickles and they made this IPA.

Rob 26:26

Grillo's makes a great pickle. Can you hand me that shot please? What color is it Clear?

Andy 26:33

It's water, you're fine, toss it back. It's for sure water.

Rob 26:37

Hey-o.

Matt 26:41

The drinking gods show mercy upon Rob for the first time that makes it, my turn.

Josh 26:46

Oh, hey, yeah.

Andy 26:47

All right, he did music first time. That makes it my turn. Oh hey, yeah, all right, just all, hey, yeah.

Josh 26:50

He did music last time. Give him a board game this time.

Andy 26:52

What do you?

Josh 26:52

want Board game or music.

Andy 26:54

Board game.

Matt 26:54

I might as well just spin the shot spinner and call it.

Andy 26:56

We're sticking with Dungeons and Dragons. You're not a board game guy.

Rob 27:03

I am but my level of is tabletop games. Oh, alright.

Andy 27:09

So here we go Tabletop, then these companies have claimed ownership over Dungeons and Dragons A. Mattel, b. Tactical Studies, rules aka TSR, c. Wizards of the Coast, d Hasbro.

Rob 27:26

Wizards of the Sleeve E.

Matt 27:29

Say.

Josh 27:30

A, mattel A, mattel B, no, is that what?

Andy 27:34

was your answer C Wizards of the Coast and D Hasbro.

Matt 27:39

You know what I'm going to make it a double.

Rob 27:42

Oi Barkeep, make it a double Barkeep, rob a double Barkeep.

Matt 27:49

Rob, you're in which company? I think it's Mattel that hasn't.

Rob 27:55

I think it's Mattel that hasn't.

Matt 27:57

I would agree, you would agree. Yes, we're going for Mattel.

Andy 28:00

Mattel is the correct answer. Yeah, I knew it was A or B. I'm taking a point back TSR was the original company.

Rob 28:08

Matt, you're taking a point back.

Josh 28:09

You're taking somebody away. Wizards of the Coast is currently owned by Hasbro. Now it's Hasbro, yeah.

Andy 28:13

For now, until Elon Musk successfully buys it.

Matt 28:16

How many points do you have?

Rob 28:19

Taking one back. I have four now, Andy with six, Josh with five, you with four.

Matt 28:25

I'm going to give me a point, yeah okay, you with five, you with four, I'm going to give me a point. You with five, then I want to try and win this one Good luck to you sir, so you both took points back.

Rob 28:31

That's correct. So, yes, just to recap again for all of you around this table Andy, six, Josh and Matt five. Myself four.

Matt 28:43

Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, rob. Which of these?

Andy 28:48

is not a real beer. Huh, no, it's.

Josh 28:50

Rob.

Rob 28:51

It's me.

Josh 28:51

No, didn't he just go.

Rob 28:53

Oh, you're totally right, you're right. Oh my gosh, this whole clockwise thing is really going to get us fouled up, you know what? Sorry, at least somebody around this table is paying attention, or sober enough.

Josh 29:03

I should have let them go. Everyone's losing points, never mind Go back the other way.

Matt 29:09

Josh, which of these is not a real beer? Funky Nut, Butter Porter.

Josh 29:20

Horny Devil, belgian Ale Dirty Blonde, ale Butterface Amber. Ale oh, most seem plausible. What was A, so A was what again?

Matt 29:29

A was Funky Nut Butter Porter. B was Horny Hop Devil, belgian Ale. C Dirty Blonde Ale. D Butterface Amber Ale.

Josh 29:38

I'm going to go with A.

Matt 29:40

A is the correct answer Well done, thank you. Well done, josh, thank you. You are thinking, not drinking who's?

Josh 29:45

drinking. I am going to have to. No, yeah, I got to go. Andy's got to take him, all right, because he's in the lead. He was Not anymore.

Andy 29:58

That is.

Matt 29:59

Closest has to be this one. Closest, this one.

Josh 30:00

Yeah, clear, clear liquor.

Andy 30:04

Had a lot of maybe. Oh, boy tequila, it's water. Whoa, wow, wow.

Matt 30:12

Come on, jan, I'm sobering up here one third our water, so one third our water.

Josh 30:16

We have a lot of points left for the amount of shots that are left on the table we can re-rack and send it back. Oh my goodness all right, rob needs to call an uber.

Matt 30:27

I'm ready. Andy Just took a question. Oh no, yeah, jesus, which of these? Not a real beer? Sexual chocolate, imperial stout, morning glory coffee stout? I think we already did that Humpday IPA, we did morning wood.

Andy 30:43

This is morning glory Humpday IPA.

Matt 30:45

Andy throbbing wood. Ipa Throbbing Wood.

Andy 30:49

I'm going Throbbing Wood. Throbbing Wood is the correct answer.

Josh 30:52

Oh, okay.

Andy 30:53

Matt you drink for that.

Josh 30:54

Yeah.

Rob 30:56

Matt, were you thinking about Throbbing Wood when you made that answer up?

Matt 31:01

No, I was just thinking about. I'm sorry I can't help it. This guy, I'm sorry I can't help it. He just sticks his nose in everything he's got to do a double he's got to do that one and then another no, no, no.

Andy 31:13

We can't do doubles because we'll run out no, but he's the only one that keeps doing this. He needs to spin it and mix them in the same cup oh. I hate all of this.

Rob 31:23

I vote for that learn your lesson sir here we go, mix this in with it. I'm in. I vote for that. Learn your lesson, sir. He landed on the same cup. Here we go, mix this in with it. Right here no no, no, pour that one into it. There you go. Good luck to you. Hand me the empty, please. Thank you, that was a vodka bourbon.

Matt 31:44

You're welcome. Maybe he's not sure. It's my first ever bourbon.

Rob 31:49

Isn't that a site where you can rent houses and things now, bourbon, something like that?

Matt 31:55

Might be Might be.

Josh 31:56

I know.

Matt 31:57

Okay, whose turn is it?

Josh 31:59

That would be. It would be me, rob's turn.

Rob 32:01

It's my turn for real.

Matt 32:04

Rob, where's these? Not a real beer? Double D, blonde Ale, stiff Rod Lager, pillow Fight Milk Stout. Hoochie Mama, ale Hoochie Mama, or Boochie Mama, hoochie Mama.

Rob 32:18

Oh, I don't know. One more time.

Matt 32:20

Double D Blonde Ale Stiff Rod Lager. Pillow Fight Milk Stout.

Rob 32:25

It's got to be the Stiff Rod. You're thinking about these things way too much.

Matt 32:29

It is the stiff rod that is.

Rob 32:30

Yeah, well, you know one too many penis jokes matt well you know, a stiff rod leads to a stiff drink, matthew are you serious right now I am spin it matt.

Josh 32:40

Next round he's gonna be like miller light cores, light heart, boner or corona and we're going back to athletes now.

Matt 32:50

Hey, don't sniff this.

Josh 32:52

What color that looks very Malort-esque.

Rob 32:56

Malort. That's either Malort or Captain Morgan, if I ever saw it. Malort, oh, I think it's the.

Andy 33:09

Malort.

Josh 33:09

Is it?

Andy 33:09

the Malortort. Should I have the video ready for that?

Josh 33:11

why are your eyes so wide?

Andy 33:13

is it the?

Matt 33:14

malort. It's either malort or rubbing alcohol on hydrogen peroxide, I'm not sure oh wow, yeah, I'm making stuff welcome to the party. Rob needs one of those I'm not getting there that's two out of three down that's two out of three how did you not say that this is like turpentine doesn't floor cleaner don't get me wrong, it's not good, it's not good okay, I do not want another, just andy is a man stick with me for a second here.

Matt 33:42

Is that really early in my career? Really early in my career I gave support for, like, children with autism. That was my job. I worked in daycares.

Andy 33:50

I don't like where this is going. It smells like daycare cleaner.

Matt 33:52

That's what it tastes like.

Josh 33:54

That's so specific. Hey, matt, good news it's your turn, great.

Matt 34:01

My tongue just went on strike.

Josh 34:03

He gets to go back to music now.

Andy 34:04

Music or tabletop.

Rob 34:06

Music, but include something about a rod Music, all right.

Andy 34:11

These famous jazz musicians are from the city of New Orleans.

Josh 34:16

Oh, this is a little harder, I think.

Andy 34:18

Louis Armstrong, wynton Marsalis, trombone Shorty Herbie Hancock, wynton Marsalis, is incorrect.

Rob 34:29

Herbie Hancock, isn't it?

Andy 34:30

The entire family of the Marsalises are from New Orleans, the first family of jazz. Herbie Hancock is a Chicago man.

Josh 34:39

Ooh have another spin. Herbie Hancock, you could also sign the.

Rob 34:43

Declaration of Independence. For any of those who don't know that reference, watch Tommy Boy Tommy.

Josh 34:51

Boy reference. Yeah, you could potentially go to Tommy likey. Tommy want wingy. You could potentially go to Malorts in a row, the dueling Malorts.

Matt 35:04

Thank God, it was water, you need one of those.

Josh 35:06

Oh, all right, brings us Josh. Josh need one of those oh.

Rob 35:08

All right, brings us Josh. Josh, that's me Josh.

Matt 35:12

Josh, Josh, Josh. We're going back to athletes.

Rob 35:15

Josh, josh.

Matt 35:16

Josh, we're going back to athletes.

Josh 35:18

What was the other category, athletes? Now, we didn't even explore the other category yet.

Matt 35:21

We went through all my inappropriate beer. What I have left now is actually real beer, which is a lot harder.

Josh 35:24

Yeah, but there was another category other than beer and athletes.

Matt 35:26

Yes, we have made it as seen on TV products. Do you want to do seen?

Josh 35:30

on TV. Yeah, let's do something new.

Rob 35:31

Yeah, throw that out there.

Josh 35:32

Mix it up.

Matt 35:33

Which of these is not a real product? First up, the Scoopalyzer electronic cat litter box. The Shake Weight exercise equipment that shakes for muscle toning. The Euro Club it's a golf club with a hidden urinal. I have a lot of questions about this. And the Knork, a knife-fork hybrid utensil.

Josh 35:53

Oh man, I feel like the Knork has to be a real thing. That makes sense, right, flip it around. There's a knife on the back. Obviously, we all know there's shake weights.

Andy 36:01

Does that mean you're grabbing it by the knife? Yeah, don't worry about it, it's not sharp Anybody ever see Scrubs, knife wrench?

Matt 36:08

No yeah, scrubs was great.

Andy 36:10

Neil.

Matt 36:10

Flynn man, the janitor.

Josh 36:12

Shout out. So what were the other two? That wasn't Knork and Shake Weight. So we have the Uro.

Matt 36:18

Club, a golf club with a hidden urinal, or the Scoopalyzer, the electronic cat litter box.

Josh 36:24

As much as I don't know. I feel like golfers have some of the dumbest products, and I'm a golfer so but I'm going to go with that urinal club, the Euro.

Matt 36:33

Club is indeed a real product, the scopolizer. However.

Josh 36:37

Oh, it sounded so real.

Matt 36:38

There are electronic litter boxes, but none called the scopolizer.

Rob 36:41

Well, there you have it.

Andy 36:43

I need a description here, matt. So the Euro Club? Is it like a hollow?

Matt 36:48

tube? I have no idea, I did.

Andy 36:53

Google verify that these are all real things. It just kind of looks like you're standing there lining up a shot, I would imagine You're peeing down the inside.

Rob 36:58

Well, so they make golf club flasks. I imagine it's just the same thing, but you're filling it with piss instead of I don't understand why you would need that. I play a lot of golf and you just pee by a tree.

Josh 37:11

The world is our urinal right. Yeah, apparently. Anyway, this is dark brown. It's got to be bourbon, yeah for sure. But can you tell what bourbon it is? I brought it so I think. So I believe it's a Hamador cab finish. Is that the only bourbon you put out there, matt?

Matt 37:32

No, there's Buffalo Trace.

Rob 37:35

I had Buffalo Trace back in.

Josh 37:37

Then you know, I wasn't thinking that's probably the Buffalo Trace.

Matt 37:41

There's a bourbon person listening to this somewhere going. Why would you shoot Buffalo Trace Like someone's ready to?

Rob 37:46

come wipe the house on fire, it's all right, because we are on a podcast where we do dumb things.

Matt 37:51

Yeah, what's my question? Which of these is not a real product? The Pet Rock, novelty stone pet, a baby mop onesie with mop pads that you put on a crawling baby. A yodeling pickle a plastic pickle that yodels. Or a Snoozy Spray, snoop Dogg branded air freshener.

Andy 38:07

Snoozy Spray? Absolutely not what?

Josh 38:10

He's branded everything.

Andy 38:12

Sure, but I'm the Pet Rock was a real thing.

Rob 38:16

It's the Yodeling Pickle.

Andy 38:18

I feel like there was that whole phase with, like, the singing wide mouth you can make it a double, you got one of those left.

Josh 38:24

I don't know, it's fine. He answered.

Matt 38:28

The baby mop is just brilliant. You're going with snizzle spray For shizzle. No snizzle Wow.

Andy 38:35

Well, I seem to remember the baby mop thing, because I remember saying that's brilliant, makes absolute sense. The yodeling pickle, like I said, there was that whole phase With all the singing, animatronic shit.

Josh 38:48

So yeah, you ever see kitten mittens Kitten?

Andy 38:52

mittens no, it seems like a bad idea.

Josh 38:55

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Reference.

Andy 38:57

Oh, okay, that was a great show.

Rob 39:00

Who's losing for you?

Andy 39:00

Oh we're giving it to.

Matt 39:01

Matt, how many? Oh my God.

Rob 39:05

Matt on the brink, did you say how many? Oh my God, how many points.

Matt 39:11

Matt has one point left.

Josh 39:13

He's got a clear one it's not Malort. That is some high quality.

Rob 39:17

H2O. All right, okay, at the end of this round, we have Andy in the lead with five points, josh and myself with four, and Matt on the brink with one.

Matt 39:27

Rob, josh and myself with four and Matt on the brink with one, rob. Yes, which of these Not a real product? The Titty Bear, a seatbelt comfort accessory it resurfaces. No, that was Titty Beer, this is Titty Bear. A seatbelt comfort accessory Grandma's Gravy Pal 2000. The heated gravy boat All right, the Beard Bib accessory grandma's gravy pal 2000. The heated gravy boat all right, the beard bib a bib for trimming your beard. Or the egg extractor, an egg peeling device.

Andy 39:56

Okay, so I remember the egg extractor and the beard bib yeah, I have the question is of what a beard okay, well, it's great, my mom made it, but you tied her, you tied around your neck it's got little suction cups that you put to the mirror so that when you shave your beard the trimmings fall into the beard bib instead of the sink ah, I kind of need that there is, there is no way that anybody would have released a product called the titty bear.

Josh 40:25

The titty bear is not true drink oh my goodness, that is indeed grandma's gravy boat. It is grandma.

Matt 40:33

I was a hundred percent with you on that one so the titty bear seat belt comfort accessory google verified is if you guys remember, in the 90s there was this thing that like positioned a seat belt for kids. Yeah, yeah it is the same thing, except it's shaped like a fuzzy teddy bear.

Rob 40:49

Oh, yeah, yeah but why was it called the Titty Bear? I have no idea If it's for children. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Josh 40:55

Titty or T-I-D-D-I-E, t-i-d-d. It's the Tidy Bear, god damn it Matt Like a Titty bear, but for kids Titty Double D Wow.

Andy 41:07

Oh, that's a.

Rob 41:08

Malort face Nope it's tequila man.

Josh 41:13

so how many do we have left? We have three, six, nine, ten shots left, and one is Malort.

Matt 41:18

All right, I'm great. He's great Rob's, great, rob's great. That makes it my turn.

Rob 41:23

It's your turn, it sure is. I believe we're back to tabletop games.

Josh 41:27

You want music or tabletop games. Matt, I think you have to get this correct.

Rob 41:31

Oh, maybe you need to lean music now. Double music Yep, I'm going music.

Matt 41:35

I'm doing everything I can. I'm going to stay alive.

Andy 41:37

All right, your last question was the answer of Herbie Hancock. So Herbie Hancock wrote all of these tunes A Give Up the Funk, b Chameleon, c, watermelon man, d Groove is in the Heart.

Rob 41:56

Bow bow, bow bow. Dun dun dun dun dun oh Dun dun dun dun Boy balking Dun dun dun dun dun Making a double.

Andy 42:04

Uh-oh, he's taking somebody with him.

Matt 42:07

Now the obvious choice here to make it a double with would be Andy, but you can't, I can't.

Andy 42:13

I would know the correct answer.

Rob 42:14

Rob, I have no idea, but if you'd like to make it a double with me, go right ahead.

Josh 42:19

All that being said, Josh Shoot.

Andy 42:25

I need the rest of those again.

Josh 42:25

Yeah, let's give those again.

Andy 42:26

Herbie Hancock wrote all of these tunes A Give Up the Funk, b Chameleon, c Watermelon man, d Groove is in the Hut.

Josh 42:38

I have no idea. My guess is as good as yours, Sorry you should have went across the table. I was thinking Chameleon, but I don't know. I was thinking Watermelon man. What would I have guessed?

Matt 42:51

Watermelon man. I mean, alright, we're going to go.

Andy 42:53

Watermelon man, that is incorrect Crap the correct answer. I guess the incorrect answer is Give Up the Funk.

Matt 43:00

That means Josh and I both have to spin and I'm dead and you're out.

Rob 43:04

So Josh also loses a point there, right.

Andy 43:06

He does, we and you're out, so Josh also loses a point there right. He does. We've been doing that wrong. That one the one that surprised me was Groove is in the heart. That one I would not have guessed to be Herbie Hancock.

Matt 43:15

Man three waters in a row.

Josh 43:16

That's kind of disappointing. I could have gone for another. You can have mine if you want. It's definitely not water. Nope, I think I have bourbon again. Means there is a Malort Outstanding. Nope, I had Captain Morgan, oh Okay.

Rob 43:29

All right.

Josh 43:29

There is a Malort Outstanding.

Matt 43:31

The good news is, that means it's on me to ask questions here for the rest of the game and it's my turn.

Josh 43:35

How many do I have left?

Rob 43:37

I'll recap as soon as we're done with Andy, because that will be an official turn. All right, but to answer you have three left.

Josh 43:43

Okay, okay.

Matt 43:48

I To answer. You have three left, Okay. Okay, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't like I'll do a full recap About to be out. Okay, so which of these is not a real product? Is it the Flobby vacuum haircutting system I remember that. The Butter Stick, a stick of butter in glue stick style dispenser. The Flip Whisk Pro, a combination whisk and spatula for eggs. Or the Hula Chair, an office chair that simulates hula movements.

Josh 44:08

Ooh what.

Rob 44:10

Anyone of you feel real strongly about knowing this Just work your abs while you're in the office. Every day, I feel strong.

Josh 44:15

Yeah, not about this though.

Rob 44:16

No.

Josh 44:17

So I got to clarify is it just a stick to put your butter in, or are they selling you a stick of butter?

Matt 44:21

So it's a stick of butter in a glue stick style dispenser. So Stick of butter in a glue stick style dispenser, so I imagine that the product itself is the dispenser. Just the dispenser, probably not going to over-. Did you imagine that?

Josh 44:31

in your head when you made it up.

Matt 44:33

No, did AI Did not. Oh yeah, he does use a lot of AI.

Rob 44:37

I do, he does what sounds really. Ai-esque.

Josh 44:42

I think I've seen the stick of butter that you can to do like on the cob of corn with. So the flow beef is real, the butter thing is real, and the last two were the flip whisk, bro, a combination whisk and spatula.

Matt 44:54

I'm going yes on that. So then the next one, a chair, hula chair.

Josh 44:58

Get rid of it. That's.

Matt 44:59

That's the fake one the hula chair is the fake one yeah that is incorrect I remember the hula chair, I think it's.

Rob 45:05

The stick of butter is real dangula chair is real dang.

Matt 45:06

The Flip Whisk Pro, however, does not exist.

Josh 45:08

If you remember the hula chair, why didn't you tell me that I was offering up a doll?

Andy 45:12

Maybe it wasn't called the same thing, but I distinctly remember it was a product that was a spatula, and you turned it and it flipped out. Yes, for sure.

Josh 45:23

I do remember seeing that it may not have been called that, but anyway, Josh taking a shot, Sure a whisk spatula. Could this be the Malort? No, it's the wrong color. Okay, tequila.

Rob 45:36

Okay.

Josh 45:37

No vodka.

Rob 45:38

Ooh, okay.

Matt 45:40

Andy, over to me, andy, which of these is not a real product? The wine rack? A brawl with a hidden wine pouch, bug assault, assault, firing, bug killing gun. Have one toe, tunes slipper with built-in speakers seem to remember that one. Or is a noodle napper a built-in microfiber bread bedspread for guinea pigs?

Andy 46:03

that one call. I'm calling it, you're calling it. Yeah, it is the noodle napper.

Josh 46:07

It's not really.

Andy 46:08

Because I have the bug assault.

Josh 46:10

Is it hard to?

Andy 46:11

shoot the bugs no.

Rob 46:13

No.

Andy 46:13

It's got a nice spread to it.

Rob 46:15

It's like birdshot.

Andy 46:17

Yeah, okay.

Final Showdown and Malört Face

Rob 46:17

But with salt. Yeah, I got to get one of those, yeah, invest in it.

Andy 46:21

It's great, like when you cock the gun a little sight pops up on it.

Josh 46:26

I have the electric fly zapper. It looks like a tennis racket. You got to get so close to them before.

Andy 46:32

Here's the thing, though. One just showed up on my porch, nice. We have no idea who put it there. It's fully functional. But this thing like the one day I came home from work and there's a bug zapper tennis racket sitting on my porch.

Josh 46:47

I shit you not. My father-in-law picked it up and put his tongue on it. I was like why would you do that in front of the children? Like why?

Andy 46:55

Like you're supposed to show them the things that you shouldn't, do I have All right, Josh, you're on a roll. I'm giving you another one.

Josh 47:02

I was not on a roll, I a roll, I just got one wrong. Oh, now I'm down to one right. Yeah, did I do the math right, that's correct.

Rob 47:07

Listen, I feel assaulted, so here's where we're at, andy, five points, oh, my Myself three points. Josh, one point, matt out.

Josh 47:20

Clear again. Vodka again. Oh man, we're down to five shots One of them is Malort.

Rob 47:29

Okay, Matthew.

Andy 47:31

How did we avoid?

Rob 47:31

this one.

Andy 47:32

Back to you.

Matt 47:34

Which of these Not a real product? The Teeth Guard Elite. A tray to catch dentures when they fall out while eating, a Pup Pooce, a dog carrier worn like a baby sling, fish flops, flip flops designed to look like fish. Or the Chop Saver lip balm for brass and woodwind musicians. It's number one, it is the Teeth Guard Elite. The Teeth Guard Elite that is correct.

Rob 48:00

Yes, it is Andy. I'm sorry. We need to bring you closer to our level. Fair enough.

Matt 48:05

I will say Chop Saver is a great product. I've heard a lot of brass musicians saying nice things about.

Josh 48:11

Chop Saver. What color?

Andy 48:12

It looks Malort colored.

Rob 48:14

Potentially the last Malort.

Andy 48:16

The first to the last one, let's see here.

Matt 48:19

Since Rob didn't do a shot of this, he's doing one before we're done today.

Andy 48:22

Oh for sure. That's Captain Morgan. We sure that's. Uh, that's captain morgan. Okay, we're down to a 25 chance on malort. I'm not sure if that's just really good, captain morgan, or I expected malort, so therefore it tasted fantastic I don't know that really good.

Josh 48:38

And captain morgan go in the same sentence. I like the captain morgan private stocked oh, fair enough, that's good, that's it's good sipping.

Andy 48:46

I used to like the Kraken, but the last time I had it I was not a fan.

Matt 48:50

No.

Andy 48:51

I'm not sure if they changed something about it, but the private stock, I'm still a fan.

Rob 48:54

All right, josh, here we go oh.

Matt 48:57

Which is not a real product, Josh? Is it the ostrich pillow? A pillow for napping on the go? The Handle by candle bar shaped like a banana Candle ear, an ear wax removal candle With a grip master, a tool for increasing grip strength.

Josh 49:14

I think I know what it is, but I'm going to bring you in on a double here with me and we can team up.

Rob 49:20

I think it's banana handle.

Josh 49:22

The other three, I for sure have heard.

Rob 49:26

Let's make it a double.

Josh 49:27

We're teaming up here. We're trying to go after Banana handlebars Yep, banana handlebars.

Matt 49:32

Banana handlebar is the correct answer. Oh, I think we're going to go twice. Yeah, you do.

Josh 49:37

I believe you get 50% of the shots.

Rob 49:41

So hold on then. Are you taking a point back or are you taking a point away from him? Are you taking a point back or are you taking a point away from him? What's he at now? He's at four. We could knock him down to two. Yes, I'm going to take a point away from him because I'm at three and you're at three. So now he's at three. I'm at three and you're at one. You can recoup and go back to two.

Josh 49:59

Now you two have to go after me. So I'm going to keep my point at one and I'm going to ride the I'm going to. Well, who are you?

Rob 50:06

going to take away from. Well, you can't, oh yeah.

Josh 50:08

Yeah, I was going to say I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Okay, I'm going to do two here. I'm being bold All right.

Rob 50:13

It's not often that you don't get a recouped point.

Josh 50:16

This strategy might bite me, but you know who? Tequila.

Andy 50:23

Okay, unlike other people, I like tequila.

Josh 50:27

Me too.

Andy 50:27

Do I have to spin again? Send it?

Josh 50:28

You do there's three shots left, oh boy.

Andy 50:34

Clear.

Josh 50:35

Oh, it's clear. That means there's a 50-50.

Andy 50:37

Water.

Josh 50:39

Water, and you two both have to go next.

Rob 50:43

Oh, my God, so one two, three.

Josh 50:45

Is that correct?

Rob 50:46

on the points you, oh my God. So one, two, three, is that correct? On the points, you have one, andy with two, myself with three.

Andy 50:50

And I still have one, make it a double correct.

Rob 50:52

You have one, make it a double. I have both of mine and that was the only one I used. Right, correct, you both have one. I have both of mine. Send it, andy.

Matt 51:00

Yeah, which of these is not a real product? The product, the usb mini fridge tiny fridge can cool one can of soda canned. Wi-fi an easily transportable aluminum can that is a fully functional wi-fi router. The pet rock usb a version of the classic rock with usb. Or a usb hamster wheel a toy hamster wheel that spins when you type on your keyboard.

Andy 51:22

All right, I know the us USB Pet Rock is real. What does the USB do Nothing?

Josh 51:31

Okay.

Andy 51:31

It was sold on. There was a website what was that website? Called ThinkGeek.

Rob 51:37

It should be a magnetic charger. What a great website. Yes, it was, I bought so many gifts off that.

Matt 51:42

Yep, I always wanted the USB Rocket Launcher that they had, yes, and I just never bought it. How many Pet Rocks did you buy? It was a little.

Andy 51:49

None, but they had. It was a little rocket launcher on Like a Nerf launcher. It was a Nerf rocket launcher. With a webcam you could go into people's computers.

Matt 52:00

Put it on top of your cubicle and launch yes.

Rob 52:05

That sounds amazing.

Matt 52:10

What were the other options? Definitely not the pet rock. All right, so the usb mini fridge, the usb hamster wheel or canned wi-fi. Canned wi-fi seems dumb nothing else here strikes you as dumb yeah, canned wi-fi.

Andy 52:21

The usb hamster wheel doesn't seem dumb yeah, but that's the kind of dumb thing somebody would buy like because it's plausible, like it's easy to do.

Matt 52:28

All right, you've met chris, right? Yeah, I think he's walking around with some canned wi-fi not in a can.

Andy 52:34

No, he's got.

Josh 52:35

Excuse me, you know the answer let's not be trying to collude here, okay, um I'm I'm going with the canned wi-fi and wi-fi is the correct answer yeah, okay, andy do you?

Rob 52:46

knock, josh, or do you take a point from me?

Andy 52:49

I'm taking a point from you, okay.

Josh 52:50

We're going to make it a close run to the end here 50-50 on the Malort, that's not clear.

Rob 52:58

That is a very clear indication of that.

Andy 53:01

Is that?

Josh 53:02

one clear.

Rob 53:03

I don't know.

Andy 53:04

Hold on, go ahead. You got this.

Rob 53:14

I'm going to do it. That's not Malort, that's Whiskey.

Josh 53:17

Oh, we only had two Malorts then.

Rob 53:20

Yeah, that's Whiskey, we're good.

Josh 53:23

Yeah, it looked too dark. I wasn't sure that it was Malort. That's okay, you can have one when we get out there.

Matt 53:27

I'll share, do we?

Josh 53:27

need sure that it was Malort.

Matt 53:28

That's okay, you can have one when we get out there. I'll share Okay.

Rob 53:30

Do we need to?

Matt 53:30

restart how many points we got.

Rob 53:31

Andy and me two points apiece, josh one point.

Andy 53:35

No more spinner guys.

Josh 53:38

Yeah, let's go, you get it wrong serve it up.

Matt 53:41

That's a good bottle. Pick another one. Damn right it is.

Josh 53:45

We'll do the coin trowel.

Matt 53:46

Oh God, no, it's all right, let's keep going. All right, leave that on the table. We're at whiskey, yes, and Rob's still doing a shot of.

Rob 53:54

Malort at the end, I have not agreed to any of that.

Matt 53:57

You didn't have to agree. You agreed by proxy. You were here, Therefore you agreed.

Rob 54:01

Ask Josh a question. You sch Schmoe Is it Josh's turn?

Matt 54:04

It sure is no no, no, no. It's your turn, sir.

Andy 54:07

Oh, hey, it's my turn.

Rob 54:09

Sorry, I just drank. I just thought I got a question wrong and drank.

Matt 54:13

We're going back to where it all began. Athletes Rob.

Rob 54:17

Yes.

Matt 54:18

Which of these is not a real athlete? Go on Dick Shooter, former Olympic shooter. Harry Hardman, track and field the Olympics. Harry Hardman track and field the Olympics. Harry Sausage, former NASCAR driver. Or Chuck Wagon, former college football player.

Rob 54:32

It's Harry Sausage.

Matt 54:33

There's nobody with the last name Sausage, you are correct, I know I am.

Rob 54:37

Oh Damn it, andy, you're down to one.

Josh 54:39

Oh, Andy, have that last shot.

Andy 54:42

Oh, sure Guaranteed.

Rob 54:44

Okay, sláinte.

Andy 54:45

Okay, slauncher.

Rob 54:47

Okay, the money round, here we go. Oy, oy, oy.

Matt 54:54

Josh, which of these is not a real athlete? Is it Johnny Dickshot, former MLB player, Buddy Whizdrunk, NASCAR driver, Coco Crisp, former MLB player, or Chief Bender, former MLB player?

Josh 55:08

Okay, I know Coco Crisp, former MLB player, or Chief Bender, former MLB player. Okay, I know Coco Crisp for sure.

Rob 55:11

This is actually the second time he's appearing as an answer.

Matt 55:14

Yeah, and say the other three. We have Johnny Dickshot, buddy Whizdrunk or Chief Bender.

Josh 55:23

I'll use my last make it a double Give me a score quick.

Rob 55:28

Uh, I have two, andy has one Andy you want to try and knock him out.

Josh 55:32

Sure, let's do it. Listen for the drop Oi.

Andy 55:36

Barking, make it a double. Okay, um, I feel like Wiz Dick could be a nickname no Wiz. Drunk Wiz Drunk Right, was it Wiz Drunk Wiz Drunk Wiz Drunk Right, was it Wiz Drunk. Wiz Drunk, I feel like that could be somebody's nickname, but I don't think that's somebody's actual last name, right?

Josh 55:50

Well, can we ask for the origin?

Andy 55:53

I think he said that was a NASCAR driver. Yeah, yeah yeah.

Matt 55:56

Country of origin Alabama, tennessee yeah, I think we're getting hosed here.

Josh 56:01

Johnny Sausage was super easy right before this and then you want to go with Wiz drunk. I think Wiz drunk If we get this wrong, we're out and he wins.

Andy 56:10

Yeah, but if we're out, we get a shot of the nice bourbon.

Josh 56:11

That's fair. All right, cool, we'll go with Wiz drunk.

Andy 56:15

That's correct. Are we going to take him out?

Josh 56:17

We're taking him out. He's gone and he has to do two shots of whiskey. I'll tell you what I'll tell you what.

Rob 56:24

I'll tell you what. Rather than doing two shots of that whiskey now, I will do a small shot of the Malort on the pod at the end.

Josh 56:34

Is that a fair trade? Yeah, 100%, I'll agree to that.

Rob 56:37

Okay, all right, mano y mano, and this is it. You either get it right or you lose. This is for all the beans.

Josh 56:43

Give him a hard one, not a freaking johnny sausage. Okay, good lord johnny, would you like some sausages? Johnny, jerk me off.

Matt 56:52

Is coming up here jack mehoff which of these is not a real athlete?

Rob 56:58

yes, we, we've established that hey, haha.

Matt 57:01

Clinton dicks, former nfl player. B boof bonzer, former n pitcher I'm sorry for MLB pitcher Dick Butkus, former NFL player, or Rusty Tool, an Olympic swimmer this past Summer Olympics.

Andy 57:15

All right, we all know, dick Butkus, that one's obvious First one's name was Ha Ha.

Matt 57:21

Ha Ha Clinton.

Andy 57:22

Dix former NFL player Like that feels like something Key and Peele came up with I'm going with Ha Ha, You're going with ha-ha. Clinton Dix, oh the winner is John.

Rob 57:30

Is that real? Yeah, he was a defensive back for the Packers, ha-ha.

Josh 57:36

Clinton Dix, when he made that, when he because you're wearing a football hat when he said that, when I was like this is a toss-up, like an easy one again he gave it an easy one.

Rob 57:46

It's Rusty Tool. It had to be Rusty Tool, and you just got to look for the dick.

Malört Face

Josh 57:53

Yeah, dick jokes Ha-ha.

Rob 57:55

Well, no, no, his name is like Hashan, but he went by Ha-ha.

Andy 57:59

Come on.

Josh 58:00

How would you do that to? Yourself and it's Dick's D-I-X, I believe. Yes, yeah, dix Wow.

Rob 58:05

I'm on a bender.

Andy 58:06

today, boys, I'll drink two for two. I'll drink your nice bourbon. There you go.

Rob 58:10

I would just like to take a moment to explain that bourbon.

Matt 58:13

So I was recently.

Rob 58:14

Sip that one, enjoy it a little bit I will enjoy it. I was recently down at Heaven Hill Distillery in Kentucky.

Andy 58:28

I believe in Lexington, if I'm remembering correctly, that is a smooth bourbon. I'm going to strongly encourage everybody to pour a little bit of that.

Rob 58:31

This particular, bourbon Is a gift shop, only bourbon.

Josh 58:37

The old distillery exclusive.

Rob 58:39

It's called the Five Brothers and it's made To honor the original Family who started the distillery. Thank you very much for that bottle.

Josh 58:48

By the way, You're welcome and I am taking a shot for myself as a victory situation.

Rob 58:54

Okay, congratulations Okay. Now hold on, you must drink my lord Okay, matt, do not fill the glass, but go.

Matt 59:03

No, you're going to take the same size shot I did Ruthless he's mad because he was first out.

Josh 59:12

Wow, but go, you're gonna take the same size shot I did ruthless he's mad because he was first out. Wow, you would think, the more. It's not that bad. No, honestly, I don't think it's as bad as people make it out to like. If you don't like the taste of bitter liqueurs, then I could see you're I'm not gonna lay out on that, I'm not gonna like but if, like I said, I'm.

Andy 59:22

I didn't like it. Are you an amaro drinker at all?

Josh 59:25

see, I like, am like Amaros and that's just. It kind of falls under that same category, so I don't mind it, it's not something that I'm like. Oh yeah, I'm going to order that every time I see it which is never in Pennsylvania, to be clear Shout out to my brother because I opened my Christmas gift this Christmas morning and it was a bottle of. Malort, yeah, I mean listen. And for somebody to buy a bottle of liquor for a liquor rep and it's something he's never been able to get his hands on is a feat right, and he was able to find something that I was never able to.

Andy 1:00:00

Oh, alright, hold on, I gotta get you both in the same.

Rob 1:00:02

Who's doing it with me?

Andy 1:00:04

I'm here with you.

Rob 1:00:04

Wow, okay, hold on, I appreciate that.

Andy 1:00:07

You got to scoot together, so I got you in both in the same frame.

Rob 1:00:10

Okay, hang on. Oh my God, this is going to be bad. Okay, ready Cheers, boy brother.

Matt 1:00:15

Go ahead.

Rob 1:00:16

Let's go. Uh-oh, he's not doing well. Oh, oh oh.

Matt 1:00:27

Licorice and worse.

Rob 1:00:29

Oh my God, okay, real quick. Oh my God, no, no, no, give me something. I need something else in my mouth.

Josh 1:00:33

You got to answer this first. Better or worse than the tuna taco?

Matt 1:00:38

Worse. So much worse Grab the beer, grab the can of beer.

Rob 1:00:42

Grab the cork beer. No here here.

Matt 1:00:44

Take this.

Josh 1:00:51

Take oh, here here, take this, take this, take this Easily the worst reaction to it.

Andy 1:00:53

Hold on, hold on, I got you. I got you no Hit the Pringles.

Rob 1:00:55

I hate everything right now.

Josh 1:00:58

Well, don't worry, because Matt made some chicken tacos for us for lunch, so you're really going to love those.

Booze Quote and Podcast Information

Matt 1:01:03

I don't know what order these will actually come out in, but this is the episode after the chicken taco drinkable rob's face is I'm so displeased this is not the first time he's made that face on this podcast I've seen it before, yeah so for josh's victory here in the first inaugural spot, the fake stellar set well, sir.

Josh 1:01:27

Thank you very much, and I want to point out that the bold strategy of not taking points back worked out for me.

Andy 1:01:33

It sure did Yep Going vicious.

Josh 1:01:36

Listen, I rolled the dice. I Nick Sirianni-ed it right there. Well, hey, this was fun.

Matt 1:01:41

Yes, thank you all very much for suffering with me through another round of trivia. It's always a pleasure. Very much for suffering with me through another round of trivia. It's always a pleasure. We have many more fun episodes coming up. We have trivia. We have, hopefully, some visits to some local places that are being worked on.

Josh 1:01:53

We haven't done that for a while. No, I don't have. I'm not ready to name drop right now.

Matt 1:01:58

We do have Harry Potter trivia coming up. We have James Bond trivia coming up and many, many other fun. We're going to do some stout tasting as well. The fish is going to be live in the studio for a stout tasting and how did we get beer? So we have some fun stuff coming. But thank you all very much for joining me today. Rob your malort face was well you know, amazing. You want to do another shot? I'll do another shot with you. Nope, thank you for listening.

Rob 1:02:24

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Matt 1:02:37

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