Matt and Friends Drink the Universe

Think or Drink? SPECIAL EDITION - “Spot the Fake”

• Matt and Friends Drink The Universe • Episode 48

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Andy, Josh, and Rob join Matt for a riotous episode, as we play a trivia game that tests our ability to identify fabricated names among genuine, albeit ridiculous, real-world counterparts. Get ready for the inappropriateness! 

The game comes with high stakes – each incorrect answer means spinning our shot spinner to determine our fate. With tequila, bourbon, vodka, and the infamous Malört lurking among the options, strategic gameplay becomes crucial as points dwindle and shot glasses empty.

From athletes with unfortunate names like "Fair Hooker" and "Harry Colon" to craft beers including "Nutsack Brown Ale" and "Sexual Chocolate Imperial Stout," we explore the bizarre reality that truth is often stranger than fiction. The As Seen on TV product round reveals equally absurd genuine items – including a golf club with a hidden feature.

Rob's dramatic reaction to Malört alone is worth the price of admission, as he desperately reaches for anything to cleanse his palate after declaring it "worse than the tuna taco" from Drinkables! 

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Matt:

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Josh:

We have liftoff.

Rob:

Welcome to Matt and Friends. Drink the Universe. Drink the Universe.

Matt:

Welcome back everybody to Matt and Friends Drink the universe. Welcome back everybody to Matt and Friends Drink the universe. The theme for today is Think or drink.

Matt:

Are you thinking or you drinking? Let's go around the table real quick and introduce everybody that is here with me today for this round of Think or Drink. Starting with, it's me, I'm Josh. Hey, it's Andy. Hey guys, it's Rob. And the rules for Think or Drink, just to refresh your memory, although after I play this I'm going to tweak them all a whole bunch. Anyway, here we go.

Matt:

Think or Drink is our classic trivia game, where players start with six points. The last person with points remaining wins Correct answers. Let you choose someone to lose a point and drink, while incorrect answers will cause you to lose a point and drink. For difficult questions, you have two options. First, you can make it a double to get help from someone else If your collective answer is correct. You can choose individually to gain a point or to make somebody else drink and lose a point. If you're wrong, both of you lose a point and drink. Or you can put it on their tab by selecting someone to answer for you. If they're right, you lose a point and drink. If they're wrong, you gain a point. Make sure to balance potential risk and reward when you put it on their tab, all right.

Matt:

So today's Think or Drink is a little different. Our theme today is spot the fake. So with each question, you're going to get three things that are real and one that is fake. So, for example, we're going to start off with sports figures. You're going to get three real sports figures names and one fake name and you have to spot the fake. Now if you get the question right traditional rules apply. You can make somebody else take a drink. They're going to lose a point. If you get it wrong, you're going to lose a point. Today, instead of just taking a sip of what you have in front of you. We have a shot spinner and we have 30 quarter shots on the table. We don't know what is in them, because Jen prepared all of them. We know that there are many different kinds of alcohol in there.

Matt:

We also know there are three cups of Malort, and if you don't know what Malort is, I've heard it described as what a hospital tastes like, or burning car tires.

Josh:

Quarter shots is not correct. There is more than a quarter shot in these, I think.

Rob:

I would definitely say that they are more third to a half.

Josh:

Third to a half.

Rob:

Yeah.

Andy:

That's okay, I'm walking home, so quote star wars got a bad feeling about this so what's star wars?

Matt:

just to? It's getting worse. Just to clear up the rules here we are going to do away with the put it on their tab for this, and the reason for that is because how we're going to ask the questions and how they were prepared. So instead, everybody's going to get to make it a double, giving them the ability to team up with somebody else to either gain points or lose points. The other thing that we're going to do is we are going to start with seven points each instead of six, because this round is going to go a little faster Seven miles an hour.

Matt:

Seven miles an hour. Should we use the shot spinner to see who is going to go first? Spin away, host, everybody looks so excited. I'm spinning, here we go, we're spinning.

Andy:

We're spinning, we're spinning. We have a morality. Turn turn, turn. Tell us a lesson. We must think that is right between the two of you.

Josh:

Spin it again, josh. No, no, no, that was Rob.

Matt:

There you go, all right.

Rob:

Good God Okay.

Matt:

It is your turn. I'm ready, Rob. Which of these is not a real athlete? Is it Dean Windass, former British soccer player? Destiny Hooker, former Olympic volleyball player. Dong Fang Zhao, Olympic gymnast. Or Rusty Pipes, Olympic snowboarder? Rusty Pipes?

Rob:

is made up.

Josh:

That is correct.

Matt:

Rusty Pipes is made up. That is correct.

Andy:

I wanted that to be real.

Rob:

No, it had to be. It had to be Rusty Pipes.

Andy:

We are starting out strong with the dick jokes.

Rob:

Matt, you take one right down your Rusty Pipe, would you? Oh jeez.

Andy:

That was aggressive on the spin. I think it's pointing that back one there. There you go.

Rob:

What could it be? It is, oh God. It was a Malort right off the bat. Did we start?

Matt:

with a Malort, that's tequila, oh, okay.

Rob:

All right, Listen.

Andy:

no, that was like a very big reaction, though it was more than what I expected for a tequila reaction.

Josh:

I think to preserve the fun of this, no sniffing at first.

Rob:

Just pick the shot up and knock it back. Okay, that's fair.

Josh:

Because you knew before to prepare yourself for that. It didn't help.

Matt:

That was still the reaction. It didn't help.

Andy:

All right, this is going to be rough.

Matt:

We're off to a good start here. I'll go next.

Andy:

So I'm going to be asking questions for Matt we're just going to do counterclockwise.

Matt:

We're going to do counterclockwise Okay sounds good.

Josh:

Nope, that is for sure. Clockwise.

Rob:

It definitely is.

Josh:

We are just starting. This is going well.

Andy:

Oh boy All right, matt, I'm going to give you a choice. Do you want a tabletop gaming question or a music question? I'll do music. All right, let's go with. We'll start with an easy one. These are strings on a standardly tuned guitar a, b, c and d c. C is the correct answer, wow well, the incorrect answer, right, correct.

Josh:

Yeah, the correct, the correct answer.

Rob:

Wow, well, the incorrect answer, right Correct?

Josh:

Yeah.

Matt:

The correct incorrect answer. Yes, Rob, since you did it to me, you spin that thing and see what happens to you.

Josh:

Here we go.

Rob:

God help me. Okay, josh, thank you. All right, no sniffs you got it Straight down, no sniffs, it's clear.

Josh:

Tequila. Oh yeah, we're strong on tequila.

Andy:

Okay, you're right there.

Matt:

I'm great.

Josh:

Great, continuing clockwise on the Greek.

Matt:

Orthodox clock. You got a taste of them.

Rob:

Rob. All right, do we have water in here?

Andy:

I brought my own.

Rob:

Oh, okay, that's fine.

Andy:

I'm going to crack one of these beers before you get into the next question there. Matthew.

Rob:

I'm going to crack an Equilibrium. Peach Skies it's a sour India pale ale with peach vanilla and select hops. That's a lot.

Matt:

Alright, 7%. Josh. Which of these is not a real athlete? Anita Bath, Olympic swimmer D1. A boner WN NBA player. Sorry, what was the first name? I need a bath.

Josh:

I need a bath. No, no, no, no, no. The first name of the second athlete, D wanna boner C Ivana Mandic.

Matt:

Oh my God. Or D Misty Hyman. Wait, hold on, holy shit.

Andy:

Only one of those is fake. Only one of those is fake. Only one of those is fake. Oh man, some cruel parents out there, okay.

Matt:

I Can you say C again, c is Ivana Mandic.

Josh:

Ivana okay, yep, it's gotta be that one, that one's gotta be the fake one. That is not the fake one.

Matt:

The fake one was Anita Bath.

Andy:

That would have been my last guess. I'm sorry, I'm distracted. Fake one that is not the fake one. The fake one was Anita Bath.

Josh:

That would have been my last guess. I'm sorry. I'm distracted watching him open this beer over here that's foaming all over the place, so I believe that these beers are partially frozen.

Rob:

Whoops From Matt's outside fridge.

Andy:

Isn't that just the outside Kind of cold out there. Alright so I have to.

Josh:

I lost a point and I have to spin for a shot. Is that correct?

Matt:

You got to spin for a shot. Ooh, all right.

Andy:

What happens if it's? Which one do you think the spinner?

Matt:

lands your discretion.

Josh:

All right, I'll take a clear one we are three for three on tequila.

Matt:

Did she replace all the water with tequila?

Andy:

She may have Straight up Everything's tequila Jen doesn't want any of us to drive home today.

Matt:

It's worth noting that before we started this, some unnamed party flipped around a lot of things in my living room like tchotchkes and stuff my wife had out there.

Matt:

So this might be revenge, Andy, I don't care. It's funny. Which of the following is not a real athlete Longer Longer, former college basketball player, Dick Paradise, former hockey player, Harry Colon, former NFL player. Or Ben Dover, former NASCAR driver. Read them again. So we have Longar Longar, former college basketball player. B Dick Paradise, former hockey player. C Harry Colon, former hockey player. C Harry Cullen, former NFL player. Or D Bendover, former NASCAR driver.

Andy:

I think I got to go with the Harry Cullen.

Matt:

He actually is a former NFL player.

Josh:

It's got to be Bendover, right, it is Bendover why couldn't.

Andy:

I have gotten it. My gut was telling me, bendover, here's the thing which never happened before.

Rob:

Here's, was telling me, bend over, here's the thing which never happened before.

Josh:

Here's the thing. I love that matt is reading these names like in the most inappropriate way possible because the guy's name is harry cologne.

Rob:

Harry cologne I knew it when he said it yeah.

Andy:

So again I went to harry colin I went to high school with someone named harry bowles and a lot of people don't believe me, but at at my high school we had a morning TV show that was, you know, the students news in the morning and I was the news anchor at one point.

Andy:

And a video recently emerged of me instructing Harry Bowles to go to the office, because that was the script that was handed to me. So if you don't believe me, I have proof. All right, I got to spin this and everyone was really nice to him about his name in high school.

Josh:

Right, Andy's got to spin it.

Andy:

Well, no, he didn't get made fun of. His little brother, however, was nicknamed Shaven.

Josh:

Oh no, oh my goodness, he just poured his beer again and it mushroom clouded over. Oh my God, right onto all of Matt's recording equipment. Oh no, that's got a face going with it.

Andy:

Oh, my Lord, you ever poured a beer before.

Rob:

Dude. Your fridge has ruined everything.

Josh:

I don't know. That looks like it fermented a second time in the can.

Rob:

It kind of does.

Andy:

Like wishful thinking, is all about the foamy beer. Did you ever have a corked IPA? Because you might have had one.

Josh:

Now, what IPA? Corked. Corked, it's like a you know bad wine, like skunk.

Andy:

Yeah, yes, skunked for beer, for sure All right, I guess I got to spin this shit, huh.

Rob:

You do have to spin this one. Yeah, yes, that's the one.

Josh:

What color? Oh, it's not clear.

Rob:

Oh boy, Apple cider vinegar.

Andy:

That would actually be probably just as bad for me. I cannot do.

Matt:

My wife does the apple cider vinegar for gut health or whatever, but I can't do it. It could be whiskey, depending on how dark it is.

Andy:

It could be whiskey, depending on how dark it is. It could be Kahlua. Doesn't look like Kahlua. Okay, alright, here we go Hoping. It's whiskey, I don't know what it is, but it's not good oh is it the? Malort.

Josh:

It might be the Malort. Let me smell it. I've had Malort. Oh, that's the Malort.

Andy:

Alright, if that's the Malort. I've never had Malort before. That is not as bad as the videos make it out to be Like. It's not good, I don't want another. The reaction videos I've seen have been much worse than that. Lets on. I will say that taste lingers. It's bitter. That is not a good aftertaste. We are chasing that.

Rob:

Yeah, nobody drink these Equilibrium's. I'm not sure what's wrong with them.

Josh:

They don't taste good.

Andy:

I'm drinking a other robots.

Rob:

Well, I think that because it's an unfiltered IPA, I think all the unfiltered bits are at the bottom frozen, and so I'm just getting the runoff and I can see like little bits of dead yeast in there. You see that.

Matt:

Yep, yeah.

Rob:

We're not going to do that.

Matt:

So on the table we do have other robots, which is a Hell's Lager from Bald Birds. I absolutely love that beer.

Rob:

It's pronounced Helles. Helles, it means light in German. Thank you.

Andy:

Okay.

Rob:

Like the opposite of dark light Gotcha, after round one we're all tied with six points apiece. Alright.

Matt:

Rob? Yes, which of these is not a real athlete? Go on, is it Skip Tickles, former Lions offensive coordinator? Dick Felt, former NFL player, coco Crisp, former MLB player, or Rowdy Gaines, former Olympic swimmer?

Rob:

Give me the first two again, please.

Matt:

Skip Tickles, former Olympic swimmer, give me the first two again, please. Skip Tickles, former Lions offensive coordinator, or Dick Felt, former.

Andy:

NFL player. I want Skip Tickles to be real.

Rob:

I really do. I'm going Dick Felt.

Matt:

Dick Felt is a real person.

Andy:

Oh, he gets that drink. Actually, that one I had heard before.

Josh:

Skip Tickles is the false one, there's one name in my mind that if it's not in here in this category, I'm going to lose all faith in Matt.

Rob:

I won't say it now because I don't want everyone to know. I believe that that is the front cup there.

Josh:

Oh, it's not clear. Front solo cup. That one was a heavy pour by Jen. I'm not drinking this whole thing, I don't care what it is.

Rob:

I'm not drinking this whole thing. I don't care what it is. I'm taking a sip of this. I got to drive after this it's going to be water.

Josh:

Just brown water.

Andy:

Captain All right, nice, that's a nice change of pace.

Josh:

I'll leave that for a sipper.

Rob:

We're okay.

Josh:

All right, Since you're not drinking the beer, you can be. You know, you know that's fair.

Andy:

All right, matt, hit me. Do you want tabletop games or music?

Matt:

I'll take tabletop this time. Tabletop games.

Andy:

All right, here we go. These were the original team of the OG Dungeons and Dragons Gary Gygax, dave Arnson, doug Stewart, j Eric Holmes. The last one Is Incorrect. The correct answer is Doug Stewart. Gary Gygax and Dave Arnson Were the ones who wrote the original rules. J Eric Holmes Kind of compiled that into the first edition of the book. Doug Stewart was on the team In 1991. Hey everybody, I'm a nerd.

Josh:

Oh, we got our first water shot.

Andy:

There's collusion happening first edition of the book. Doug Stewart was on the team in 1991.

Matt:

Hey everybody, I'm a nerd. Oh, we got our first water shot, we got water.

Josh:

There's collusion happening, I think yeah. Jen pointed it out to him when she set the tray down Lost a point out of that one, josh.

Matt:

That makes it your turn. Which of these is not a real athlete? Rusty Koontz, chuck Long, randy Bangs or urban shocker. So rusty coons, mlb player and coach. Chuck long, former nfl quarterback. Randy bangs, pro boxer. Or urban shocker, former mlb pitcher oh man um, I will go d shocker, d shocker. Urban Shocker is a real person. It was Randy Bangs that was not a real you have not gotten a single one right yet.

Josh:

Yeah, this is pretty bad.

Rob:

No, I've got one right. I kicked off right they each got one right.

Josh:

Oh, that's right, that's right.

Rob:

All right, josh spin her up.

Josh:

Okay, here we go.

Rob:

Okay. Hand me whatever to me that is pointing through these two into the back here, so that is the one I would hand you it's clear again could be did you put vodka in this mix?

Josh:

yes, it could be vodka could be, tequila could be water let's find out. I'm safe that was a water that was a water, andy.

Matt:

Which one is not a real athlete. Is it A Johnny Jock Garter, former Olympic wrestler. B Fair Hooker, former NFL wide receiver. C Dick Poole, former MLB pitcher and coach, or Pete Lecoq, former MLB player? Pete Lecoq seems too. I gotta go with Pete.

Andy:

Lecoq former MLB player, oh my.

Matt:

God.

Andy:

Pete.

Josh:

Lecoq seems too ridiculous to be real.

Andy:

I got to go with Pete Lecoq.

Rob:

That's ridiculous.

Josh:

Tell me.

Rob:

Pete Lecoq is a real person. He's a real person.

Andy:

Pete, I am so sorry.

Matt:

Oh, yay, yay you got the money man.

Josh:

Change your last name Johnny Jock Garter. You should have Jock Garterer. Change your last name Johnny Jockgarder. You should have.

Andy:

Jockgarder. That's awful as well.

Rob:

Pete the Dick Winner up yeah In France.

Andy:

There we go.

Rob:

There it comes, coming around, coming around, coming around.

Andy:

I think we're firmly on that one here.

Rob:

Yes, very good.

Andy:

All right, we're clear. I think this is going to make up for the Malort. More Malort, that's some high-quality H2O.

Rob:

Oh my God, Everybody's getting the waters, gatorade.

Matt:

All right, I will give you all an option. We can continue with athletes Pass, we can switch over to beer names or we can switch over to as seen on TV products.

Rob:

Beer names Beer names. Let's do a couple rounds of beer names these are going to be equally ridiculous. By the way, we are currently at everybody's got five.

Josh:

Are you going to have to go back to athletes at some point?

Matt:

Well, not necessarily.

Rob:

If Dick Trickle isn't on your list, I'm going to lose my mind.

Josh:

We all know who Dick Trickle is. Well, that's what.

Matt:

I'm saying that has to be on there, all right. So, rob, yes, which of the following? Not a real beer? Hoppy Ending Pale Ale. Palo Alto Brewing. Do you want me to read the breweries? Or just the beer names? Just the beer names.

Andy:

Okay, I feel like reading the breweries. Actually, we might actually that might help some of us.

Matt:

Agreed Hoppy Ending Pale Ale Poly. Actually that might help.

Josh:

some of us agreed hoppy ending pale ale, polygamy, porter, nut smasher, imperial ale or thirsty beaver ale.

Matt:

Oh, my god, all breweries make the dumbest names. All of these could be legit which one not a real beer I'm gonna go with nut smasher not a real nut smasher. The indeed brewing company out of minnesota would with you.

Andy:

That is indeed a real beer.

Matt:

Thirsty Beaver, not a real beer, thirsty Beaver.

Andy:

That one's too on the nose, oh man man, we are doing great Well done Andy.

Matt:

Well done. All lifelines still intact folks.

Andy:

On my count we're two for nine. I don't think a lifeline's going to help anybody no, Aside from making somebody else drink.

Matt:

All right, Andy Hang on.

Rob:

No, oh, oh, he's going to spin, he's going to spin. I believe that's the one all the way in the back. Yeah, let me see that.

Josh:

It's just wild that we haven't accidentally got more right. I'm very concerned by the color, is it not white? It could be Malort. Oh, do it well, that's bourbon we're good.

Andy:

I gotta say again, malort's not as bad as I was expecting, like it's not good, that's fair. Oh right, balser yeah stop tabletop games or music what you want. I'll go back to music. All right, these are intervals present in a major triad chord For example a, C major chord, a major third, a minor third, a perfect fifth or a minor seventh?

Matt:

Read it again, please.

Andy:

These are the intervals present in a major triad chord, for example a C major triad chord. Is there a major third, a minor third, a minor third, perfect fifth or a minor?

Josh:

seventh, he's a percussionist. He's never heard these terms.

Matt:

If he would have paid attention in band, he would have gotten this. There's no minor.

Andy:

Seventh is the correct answer. A major triad is built with a major third and a minor third on top of that, and from the root to that top note is a perfect fifth. So the correct answer is a minor seventh.

Rob:

I knew that one. We did take theory together. We did With Mike. Good yeah, Senior year of high school. Good job, Mike Yep. All right, Matt who's drinking?

Josh:

You Me, you, okay.

Rob:

All right.

Matt:

All me, you okay, all right, all right for your drinkables victory spin well that's very clearly at this.

Josh:

This is either bourbon captain, I can tell right off the bat I have this shot spinner sound drop.

Matt:

I keep forgetting, it's okay you can add in post little captain morgan, no big deal.

Rob:

All right, it's Josh's question.

Josh:

Yeah, cool, can't wait to drink again. That's what we're here for, right. We've been so good at this so far.

Andy:

We knew what we were signing up for.

Matt:

Which is not a real beer Golden Shower Imperial Pilsner? No, that can't be the Titty Bear, the Titty Bear Panty, peeler Capital Ale or Big Cock IPA. Oh lordy.

Andy:

I love everything about this game.

Josh:

This is absurd Now if Matt was doing this?

Matt:

right. He would have each of these beers available for us to taste after. This is low budget. There were some budget constraints here as far as importing beer from other states.

Josh:

All right, run them down one more time, golden.

Matt:

Shower, imperial Pilsner, the Titty Bear, panty, peeler, triple Air or Big Cock IPA. I'm going to go with the Titty Beer.

Andy:

That is correct, and you know how we know Josh.

Josh:

Because that's the only one. He didn't list off what kind of beer it was, did it? I didn't even notice? Ooh, all right, so what's the current score?

Rob:

Matt and Andy with five apiece, you and I with four apiece.

Josh:

All right, then I guess I'll give that to Matt Shot spinner sound drop to Matt Shot spinner sound drop Sounded like my lord A little intense.

Rob:

No, you're not supposed to smell it, he's just going to get his nose into every one of them. Water, water again.

Andy:

I think he's got to do another one, since he sniffed it. We're calling a party foul, spin another. You know you don't have to line it up. The people at home can't see.

Rob:

Oh, easy, okay, Another water, do not smell.

Josh:

I'm sorry, oh, he's doing it again. This guy Do not smell Drink. It wasn't water, that's bourbon.

Andy:

All right, that's the issue too with bourbon. You're not supposed to toss bourbon. Well no, You're not supposed to, that's going to burn.

Matt:

What do we care? All right, it's a shame, that's all I think it's me. You. Which of these, Andy, is not a real beer? Raging Bitch Belgium IPA.

Andy:

Morningwood Stout, bearded Beaver Ale or Smooth Hop-T-Mator IPA. See, I didn't have the tell on that one.

Matt:

Read them again. We have Raging Bitch Belgian IPA Morningwood Stout, Bearded Beaver Ale, or Smooth Hop-T-Mator IPA the Battle of the Big Beaver, oh, or Smooth.

Rob:

Hop-to-mator IPA.

Matt:

The battle of the big beaver, oh, smooth, hop-to-mator.

Josh:

I've heard of one of these actually.

Rob:

Many men were lost.

Andy:

Let's make it a double with you, then which one are you? I'm 99%.

Josh:

Certain Raging Bitch is a beer I've seen before.

Andy:

That one was sounding familiar as well.

Josh:

I think it might be um lying. What is it? Flying dog or no? I forget what the brewery is, but anyway, I've heard of that one um I feel like morning wood for a breakfast out is just yeah, for sure, that's easy. What were the last two then?

Matt:

the cnd, yeah, where the bearded beaver ale and the smooth hop to mater ipa smooth hop to mater, so easy to actually so yeah, we're going for the bearded beaver.

Andy:

We're going for the bearded beaver bearded beaver isn't the correct answer hey, oh well done are you taking?

Josh:

a point back.

Andy:

That means yeah, let's keep the game going. I'll take a point back yeah, same here.

Josh:

I'll take a point, please taking points okay, all Alright.

Rob:

so that actually does mix it up quite a bit. And you are right, Raging Bitch is Flying Dog.

Josh:

Flying Dog. Yeah, that's what I thought, and.

Rob:

Smooth Hop Tomato I've had as well before Appalachian.

Matt:

Brewing yeah, okay.

Rob:

So at the end of this round we've got Andy in first place with six points, josh in second place with five, and myself and Matt in last place with four points.

Josh:

All right, let's do this.

Matt:

Rob, which of these is not a real beer? A Bitter End IPA, b Pickle Tickler Lager, c Dick's Cream Stout or D Nutsack Brown Ale.

Rob:

Oh yeah, there is absolutely no way that somebody has a Nutsack Brown out there, so I'm going to go with Nutsack.

Josh:

Brown. Ale you think Dick's Cream is better.

Rob:

I think it's more plausible than Nutsack Brown Ale.

Matt:

The Engine 15 Brewing Company in Florida would disagree with you the pickle tickler lager was the correct answer.

Josh:

You know what I have had? A pickle beer. Lord Hobo makes a pickle IPA.

Andy:

I'm not a pickle fan.

Josh:

It sounds gross to me. They partnered with Grillo's Pickles and they made this IPA.

Rob:

Grillo's makes a great pickle. Can you hand me that shot please? What color is it Clear?

Andy:

It's water, you're fine, toss it back. It's for sure water.

Rob:

Hey-o.

Matt:

The drinking gods show mercy upon Rob for the first time that makes it, my turn.

Josh:

Oh, hey, yeah.

Andy:

All right, he did music first time. That makes it my turn. Oh hey, yeah, all right, just all, hey, yeah.

Josh:

He did music last time. Give him a board game this time.

Andy:

What do you?

Josh:

want Board game or music.

Andy:

Board game.

Matt:

I might as well just spin the shot spinner and call it.

Andy:

We're sticking with Dungeons and Dragons. You're not a board game guy.

Rob:

I am but my level of is tabletop games. Oh, alright.

Andy:

So here we go Tabletop, then these companies have claimed ownership over Dungeons and Dragons A. Mattel, b. Tactical Studies, rules aka TSR, c. Wizards of the Coast, d Hasbro.

Rob:

Wizards of the Sleeve E.

Matt:

Say.

Josh:

A, mattel A, mattel B, no, is that what?

Andy:

was your answer C Wizards of the Coast and D Hasbro.

Matt:

You know what I'm going to make it a double.

Rob:

Oi Barkeep, make it a double Barkeep, rob a double Barkeep.

Matt:

Rob, you're in which company? I think it's Mattel that hasn't.

Rob:

I think it's Mattel that hasn't.

Matt:

I would agree, you would agree. Yes, we're going for Mattel.

Andy:

Mattel is the correct answer. Yeah, I knew it was A or B. I'm taking a point back TSR was the original company.

Rob:

Matt, you're taking a point back.

Josh:

You're taking somebody away. Wizards of the Coast is currently owned by Hasbro. Now it's Hasbro, yeah.

Andy:

For now, until Elon Musk successfully buys it.

Matt:

How many points do you have?

Rob:

Taking one back. I have four now, Andy with six, Josh with five, you with four.

Matt:

I'm going to give me a point, yeah okay, you with five, you with four, I'm going to give me a point. You with five, then I want to try and win this one Good luck to you sir, so you both took points back.

Rob:

That's correct. So, yes, just to recap again for all of you around this table Andy, six, Josh and Matt five. Myself four.

Matt:

Tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, rob. Which of these?

Andy:

is not a real beer. Huh, no, it's.

Josh:

Rob.

Rob:

It's me.

Josh:

No, didn't he just go.

Rob:

Oh, you're totally right, you're right. Oh my gosh, this whole clockwise thing is really going to get us fouled up, you know what? Sorry, at least somebody around this table is paying attention, or sober enough.

Josh:

I should have let them go. Everyone's losing points, never mind Go back the other way.

Matt:

Josh, which of these is not a real beer? Funky Nut, Butter Porter.

Josh:

Horny Devil, belgian Ale Dirty Blonde, ale Butterface Amber. Ale oh, most seem plausible. What was A, so A was what again?

Matt:

A was Funky Nut Butter Porter. B was Horny Hop Devil, belgian Ale. C Dirty Blonde Ale. D Butterface Amber Ale.

Josh:

I'm going to go with A.

Matt:

A is the correct answer Well done, thank you. Well done, josh, thank you. You are thinking, not drinking who's?

Josh:

drinking. I am going to have to. No, yeah, I got to go. Andy's got to take him, all right, because he's in the lead. He was Not anymore.

Andy:

That is.

Matt:

Closest has to be this one. Closest, this one.

Josh:

Yeah, clear, clear liquor.

Andy:

Had a lot of maybe. Oh, boy tequila, it's water. Whoa, wow, wow.

Matt:

Come on, jan, I'm sobering up here one third our water, so one third our water.

Josh:

We have a lot of points left for the amount of shots that are left on the table we can re-rack and send it back. Oh my goodness all right, rob needs to call an uber.

Matt:

I'm ready. Andy Just took a question. Oh no, yeah, jesus, which of these? Not a real beer? Sexual chocolate, imperial stout, morning glory coffee stout? I think we already did that Humpday IPA, we did morning wood.

Andy:

This is morning glory Humpday IPA.

Matt:

Andy throbbing wood. Ipa Throbbing Wood.

Andy:

I'm going Throbbing Wood. Throbbing Wood is the correct answer.

Josh:

Oh, okay.

Andy:

Matt you drink for that.

Josh:

Yeah.

Rob:

Matt, were you thinking about Throbbing Wood when you made that answer up?

Matt:

No, I was just thinking about. I'm sorry I can't help it. This guy, I'm sorry I can't help it. He just sticks his nose in everything he's got to do a double he's got to do that one and then another no, no, no.

Andy:

We can't do doubles because we'll run out no, but he's the only one that keeps doing this. He needs to spin it and mix them in the same cup oh. I hate all of this.

Rob:

I vote for that learn your lesson sir here we go, mix this in with it. I'm in. I vote for that. Learn your lesson, sir. He landed on the same cup. Here we go, mix this in with it. Right here no no, no, pour that one into it. There you go. Good luck to you. Hand me the empty, please. Thank you, that was a vodka bourbon.

Matt:

You're welcome. Maybe he's not sure. It's my first ever bourbon.

Rob:

Isn't that a site where you can rent houses and things now, bourbon, something like that?

Matt:

Might be Might be.

Josh:

I know.

Matt:

Okay, whose turn is it?

Josh:

That would be. It would be me, rob's turn.

Rob:

It's my turn for real.

Matt:

Rob, where's these? Not a real beer? Double D, blonde Ale, stiff Rod Lager, pillow Fight Milk Stout. Hoochie Mama, ale Hoochie Mama, or Boochie Mama, hoochie Mama.

Rob:

Oh, I don't know. One more time.

Matt:

Double D Blonde Ale Stiff Rod Lager. Pillow Fight Milk Stout.

Rob:

It's got to be the Stiff Rod. You're thinking about these things way too much.

Matt:

It is the stiff rod that is.

Rob:

Yeah, well, you know one too many penis jokes matt well you know, a stiff rod leads to a stiff drink, matthew are you serious right now I am spin it matt.

Josh:

Next round he's gonna be like miller light cores, light heart, boner or corona and we're going back to athletes now.

Matt:

Hey, don't sniff this.

Josh:

What color that looks very Malort-esque.

Rob:

Malort. That's either Malort or Captain Morgan, if I ever saw it. Malort, oh, I think it's the.

Andy:

Malort.

Josh:

Is it?

Andy:

the Malortort. Should I have the video ready for that?

Josh:

why are your eyes so wide?

Andy:

is it the?

Matt:

malort. It's either malort or rubbing alcohol on hydrogen peroxide, I'm not sure oh wow, yeah, I'm making stuff welcome to the party. Rob needs one of those I'm not getting there that's two out of three down that's two out of three how did you not say that this is like turpentine doesn't floor cleaner don't get me wrong, it's not good, it's not good okay, I do not want another, just andy is a man stick with me for a second here.

Matt:

Is that really early in my career? Really early in my career I gave support for, like, children with autism. That was my job. I worked in daycares.

Andy:

I don't like where this is going. It smells like daycare cleaner.

Matt:

That's what it tastes like.

Josh:

That's so specific. Hey, matt, good news it's your turn, great.

Matt:

My tongue just went on strike.

Josh:

He gets to go back to music now.

Andy:

Music or tabletop.

Rob:

Music, but include something about a rod Music, all right.

Andy:

These famous jazz musicians are from the city of New Orleans.

Josh:

Oh, this is a little harder, I think.

Andy:

Louis Armstrong, wynton Marsalis, trombone Shorty Herbie Hancock, wynton Marsalis, is incorrect.

Rob:

Herbie Hancock, isn't it?

Andy:

The entire family of the Marsalises are from New Orleans, the first family of jazz. Herbie Hancock is a Chicago man.

Josh:

Ooh have another spin. Herbie Hancock, you could also sign the.

Rob:

Declaration of Independence. For any of those who don't know that reference, watch Tommy Boy Tommy.

Josh:

Boy reference. Yeah, you could potentially go to Tommy likey. Tommy want wingy. You could potentially go to Malorts in a row, the dueling Malorts.

Matt:

Thank God, it was water, you need one of those.

Josh:

Oh, all right, brings us Josh. Josh need one of those oh.

Rob:

All right, brings us Josh. Josh, that's me Josh.

Matt:

Josh, Josh, Josh. We're going back to athletes.

Rob:

Josh, josh.

Matt:

Josh, we're going back to athletes.

Josh:

What was the other category, athletes? Now, we didn't even explore the other category yet.

Matt:

We went through all my inappropriate beer. What I have left now is actually real beer, which is a lot harder.

Josh:

Yeah, but there was another category other than beer and athletes.

Matt:

Yes, we have made it as seen on TV products. Do you want to do seen?

Josh:

on TV. Yeah, let's do something new.

Rob:

Yeah, throw that out there.

Josh:

Mix it up.

Matt:

Which of these is not a real product? First up, the Scoopalyzer electronic cat litter box. The Shake Weight exercise equipment that shakes for muscle toning. The Euro Club it's a golf club with a hidden urinal. I have a lot of questions about this. And the Knork, a knife-fork hybrid utensil.

Josh:

Oh man, I feel like the Knork has to be a real thing. That makes sense, right, flip it around. There's a knife on the back. Obviously, we all know there's shake weights.

Andy:

Does that mean you're grabbing it by the knife? Yeah, don't worry about it, it's not sharp Anybody ever see Scrubs, knife wrench?

Matt:

No yeah, scrubs was great.

Andy:

Neil.

Matt:

Flynn man, the janitor.

Josh:

Shout out. So what were the other two? That wasn't Knork and Shake Weight. So we have the Uro.

Matt:

Club, a golf club with a hidden urinal, or the Scoopalyzer, the electronic cat litter box.

Josh:

As much as I don't know. I feel like golfers have some of the dumbest products, and I'm a golfer so but I'm going to go with that urinal club, the Euro.

Matt:

Club is indeed a real product, the scopolizer. However.

Josh:

Oh, it sounded so real.

Matt:

There are electronic litter boxes, but none called the scopolizer.

Rob:

Well, there you have it.

Andy:

I need a description here, matt. So the Euro Club? Is it like a hollow?

Matt:

tube? I have no idea, I did.

Andy:

Google verify that these are all real things. It just kind of looks like you're standing there lining up a shot, I would imagine You're peeing down the inside.

Rob:

Well, so they make golf club flasks. I imagine it's just the same thing, but you're filling it with piss instead of I don't understand why you would need that. I play a lot of golf and you just pee by a tree.

Josh:

The world is our urinal right. Yeah, apparently. Anyway, this is dark brown. It's got to be bourbon, yeah for sure. But can you tell what bourbon it is? I brought it so I think. So I believe it's a Hamador cab finish. Is that the only bourbon you put out there, matt?

Matt:

No, there's Buffalo Trace.

Rob:

I had Buffalo Trace back in.

Josh:

Then you know, I wasn't thinking that's probably the Buffalo Trace.

Matt:

There's a bourbon person listening to this somewhere going. Why would you shoot Buffalo Trace Like someone's ready to?

Rob:

come wipe the house on fire, it's all right, because we are on a podcast where we do dumb things.

Matt:

Yeah, what's my question? Which of these is not a real product? The Pet Rock, novelty stone pet, a baby mop onesie with mop pads that you put on a crawling baby. A yodeling pickle a plastic pickle that yodels. Or a Snoozy Spray, snoop Dogg branded air freshener.

Andy:

Snoozy Spray? Absolutely not what?

Josh:

He's branded everything.

Andy:

Sure, but I'm the Pet Rock was a real thing.

Rob:

It's the Yodeling Pickle.

Andy:

I feel like there was that whole phase with, like, the singing wide mouth you can make it a double, you got one of those left.

Josh:

I don't know, it's fine. He answered.

Matt:

The baby mop is just brilliant. You're going with snizzle spray For shizzle. No snizzle Wow.

Andy:

Well, I seem to remember the baby mop thing, because I remember saying that's brilliant, makes absolute sense. The yodeling pickle, like I said, there was that whole phase With all the singing, animatronic shit.

Josh:

So yeah, you ever see kitten mittens Kitten?

Andy:

mittens no, it seems like a bad idea.

Josh:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Reference.

Andy:

Oh, okay, that was a great show.

Rob:

Who's losing for you?

Andy:

Oh we're giving it to.

Matt:

Matt, how many? Oh my God.

Rob:

Matt on the brink, did you say how many? Oh my God, how many points.

Matt:

Matt has one point left.

Josh:

He's got a clear one it's not Malort. That is some high quality.

Rob:

H2O. All right, okay, at the end of this round, we have Andy in the lead with five points, josh and myself with four, and Matt on the brink with one.

Matt:

Rob, josh and myself with four and Matt on the brink with one, rob. Yes, which of these Not a real product? The Titty Bear, a seatbelt comfort accessory it resurfaces. No, that was Titty Beer, this is Titty Bear. A seatbelt comfort accessory Grandma's Gravy Pal 2000. The heated gravy boat All right, the Beard Bib accessory grandma's gravy pal 2000. The heated gravy boat all right, the beard bib a bib for trimming your beard. Or the egg extractor, an egg peeling device.

Andy:

Okay, so I remember the egg extractor and the beard bib yeah, I have the question is of what a beard okay, well, it's great, my mom made it, but you tied her, you tied around your neck it's got little suction cups that you put to the mirror so that when you shave your beard the trimmings fall into the beard bib instead of the sink ah, I kind of need that there is, there is no way that anybody would have released a product called the titty bear.

Josh:

The titty bear is not true drink oh my goodness, that is indeed grandma's gravy boat. It is grandma.

Matt:

I was a hundred percent with you on that one so the titty bear seat belt comfort accessory google verified is if you guys remember, in the 90s there was this thing that like positioned a seat belt for kids. Yeah, yeah it is the same thing, except it's shaped like a fuzzy teddy bear.

Rob:

Oh, yeah, yeah but why was it called the Titty Bear? I have no idea If it's for children. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Josh:

Titty or T-I-D-D-I-E, t-i-d-d. It's the Tidy Bear, god damn it Matt Like a Titty bear, but for kids Titty Double D Wow.

Andy:

Oh, that's a.

Rob:

Malort face Nope it's tequila man.

Josh:

so how many do we have left? We have three, six, nine, ten shots left, and one is Malort.

Matt:

All right, I'm great. He's great Rob's, great, rob's great. That makes it my turn.

Rob:

It's your turn, it sure is. I believe we're back to tabletop games.

Josh:

You want music or tabletop games. Matt, I think you have to get this correct.

Rob:

Oh, maybe you need to lean music now. Double music Yep, I'm going music.

Matt:

I'm doing everything I can. I'm going to stay alive.

Andy:

All right, your last question was the answer of Herbie Hancock. So Herbie Hancock wrote all of these tunes A Give Up the Funk, b Chameleon, c, watermelon man, d Groove is in the Heart.

Rob:

Bow bow, bow bow. Dun dun dun dun dun oh Dun dun dun dun Boy balking Dun dun dun dun dun Making a double.

Andy:

Uh-oh, he's taking somebody with him.

Matt:

Now the obvious choice here to make it a double with would be Andy, but you can't, I can't.

Andy:

I would know the correct answer.

Rob:

Rob, I have no idea, but if you'd like to make it a double with me, go right ahead.

Josh:

All that being said, Josh Shoot.

Andy:

I need the rest of those again.

Josh:

Yeah, let's give those again.

Andy:

Herbie Hancock wrote all of these tunes A Give Up the Funk, b Chameleon, c Watermelon man, d Groove is in the Hut.

Josh:

I have no idea. My guess is as good as yours, Sorry you should have went across the table. I was thinking Chameleon, but I don't know. I was thinking Watermelon man. What would I have guessed?

Matt:

Watermelon man. I mean, alright, we're going to go.

Andy:

Watermelon man, that is incorrect Crap the correct answer. I guess the incorrect answer is Give Up the Funk.

Matt:

That means Josh and I both have to spin and I'm dead and you're out.

Rob:

So Josh also loses a point there, right.

Andy:

He does, we and you're out, so Josh also loses a point there right. He does. We've been doing that wrong. That one the one that surprised me was Groove is in the heart. That one I would not have guessed to be Herbie Hancock.

Matt:

Man three waters in a row.

Josh:

That's kind of disappointing. I could have gone for another. You can have mine if you want. It's definitely not water. Nope, I think I have bourbon again. Means there is a Malort Outstanding. Nope, I had Captain Morgan, oh Okay.

Rob:

All right.

Josh:

There is a Malort Outstanding.

Matt:

The good news is, that means it's on me to ask questions here for the rest of the game and it's my turn.

Josh:

How many do I have left?

Rob:

I'll recap as soon as we're done with Andy, because that will be an official turn. All right, but to answer you have three left.

Josh:

Okay, okay.

Matt:

I To answer. You have three left, Okay. Okay, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't like I'll do a full recap About to be out. Okay, so which of these is not a real product? Is it the Flobby vacuum haircutting system I remember that. The Butter Stick, a stick of butter in glue stick style dispenser. The Flip Whisk Pro, a combination whisk and spatula for eggs. Or the Hula Chair, an office chair that simulates hula movements.

Josh:

Ooh what.

Rob:

Anyone of you feel real strongly about knowing this Just work your abs while you're in the office. Every day, I feel strong.

Josh:

Yeah, not about this though.

Rob:

No.

Josh:

So I got to clarify is it just a stick to put your butter in, or are they selling you a stick of butter?

Matt:

So it's a stick of butter in a glue stick style dispenser. So Stick of butter in a glue stick style dispenser, so I imagine that the product itself is the dispenser. Just the dispenser, probably not going to over-. Did you imagine that?

Josh:

in your head when you made it up.

Matt:

No, did AI Did not. Oh yeah, he does use a lot of AI.

Rob:

I do, he does what sounds really. Ai-esque.

Josh:

I think I've seen the stick of butter that you can to do like on the cob of corn with. So the flow beef is real, the butter thing is real, and the last two were the flip whisk, bro, a combination whisk and spatula.

Matt:

I'm going yes on that. So then the next one, a chair, hula chair.

Josh:

Get rid of it. That's.

Matt:

That's the fake one the hula chair is the fake one yeah that is incorrect I remember the hula chair, I think it's.

Rob:

The stick of butter is real dangula chair is real dang.

Matt:

The Flip Whisk Pro, however, does not exist.

Josh:

If you remember the hula chair, why didn't you tell me that I was offering up a doll?

Andy:

Maybe it wasn't called the same thing, but I distinctly remember it was a product that was a spatula, and you turned it and it flipped out. Yes, for sure.

Josh:

I do remember seeing that it may not have been called that, but anyway, Josh taking a shot, Sure a whisk spatula. Could this be the Malort? No, it's the wrong color. Okay, tequila.

Rob:

Okay.

Josh:

No vodka.

Rob:

Ooh, okay.

Matt:

Andy, over to me, andy, which of these is not a real product? The wine rack? A brawl with a hidden wine pouch, bug assault, assault, firing, bug killing gun. Have one toe, tunes slipper with built-in speakers seem to remember that one. Or is a noodle napper a built-in microfiber bread bedspread for guinea pigs?

Andy:

that one call. I'm calling it, you're calling it. Yeah, it is the noodle napper.

Josh:

It's not really.

Andy:

Because I have the bug assault.

Josh:

Is it hard to?

Andy:

shoot the bugs no.

Rob:

No.

Andy:

It's got a nice spread to it.

Rob:

It's like birdshot.

Andy:

Yeah, okay.

Rob:

But with salt. Yeah, I got to get one of those, yeah, invest in it.

Andy:

It's great, like when you cock the gun a little sight pops up on it.

Josh:

I have the electric fly zapper. It looks like a tennis racket. You got to get so close to them before.

Andy:

Here's the thing, though. One just showed up on my porch, nice. We have no idea who put it there. It's fully functional. But this thing like the one day I came home from work and there's a bug zapper tennis racket sitting on my porch.

Josh:

I shit you not. My father-in-law picked it up and put his tongue on it. I was like why would you do that in front of the children? Like why?

Andy:

Like you're supposed to show them the things that you shouldn't, do I have All right, Josh, you're on a roll. I'm giving you another one.

Josh:

I was not on a roll, I a roll, I just got one wrong. Oh, now I'm down to one right. Yeah, did I do the math right, that's correct.

Rob:

Listen, I feel assaulted, so here's where we're at, andy, five points, oh, my Myself three points. Josh, one point, matt out.

Josh:

Clear again. Vodka again. Oh man, we're down to five shots One of them is Malort.

Rob:

Okay, Matthew.

Andy:

How did we avoid?

Rob:

this one.

Andy:

Back to you.

Matt:

Which of these Not a real product? The Teeth Guard Elite. A tray to catch dentures when they fall out while eating, a Pup Pooce, a dog carrier worn like a baby sling, fish flops, flip flops designed to look like fish. Or the Chop Saver lip balm for brass and woodwind musicians. It's number one, it is the Teeth Guard Elite. The Teeth Guard Elite that is correct.

Rob:

Yes, it is Andy. I'm sorry. We need to bring you closer to our level. Fair enough.

Matt:

I will say Chop Saver is a great product. I've heard a lot of brass musicians saying nice things about.

Josh:

Chop Saver. What color?

Andy:

It looks Malort colored.

Rob:

Potentially the last Malort.

Andy:

The first to the last one, let's see here.

Matt:

Since Rob didn't do a shot of this, he's doing one before we're done today.

Andy:

Oh for sure. That's Captain Morgan. We sure that's. Uh, that's captain morgan. Okay, we're down to a 25 chance on malort. I'm not sure if that's just really good, captain morgan, or I expected malort, so therefore it tasted fantastic I don't know that really good.

Josh:

And captain morgan go in the same sentence. I like the captain morgan private stocked oh, fair enough, that's good, that's it's good sipping.

Andy:

I used to like the Kraken, but the last time I had it I was not a fan.

Matt:

No.

Andy:

I'm not sure if they changed something about it, but the private stock, I'm still a fan.

Rob:

All right, josh, here we go oh.

Matt:

Which is not a real product, Josh? Is it the ostrich pillow? A pillow for napping on the go? The Handle by candle bar shaped like a banana Candle ear, an ear wax removal candle With a grip master, a tool for increasing grip strength.

Josh:

I think I know what it is, but I'm going to bring you in on a double here with me and we can team up.

Rob:

I think it's banana handle.

Josh:

The other three, I for sure have heard.

Rob:

Let's make it a double.

Josh:

We're teaming up here. We're trying to go after Banana handlebars Yep, banana handlebars.

Matt:

Banana handlebar is the correct answer. Oh, I think we're going to go twice. Yeah, you do.

Josh:

I believe you get 50% of the shots.

Rob:

So hold on then. Are you taking a point back or are you taking a point away from him? Are you taking a point back or are you taking a point away from him? What's he at now? He's at four. We could knock him down to two. Yes, I'm going to take a point away from him because I'm at three and you're at three. So now he's at three. I'm at three and you're at one. You can recoup and go back to two.

Josh:

Now you two have to go after me. So I'm going to keep my point at one and I'm going to ride the I'm going to. Well, who are you?

Rob:

going to take away from. Well, you can't, oh yeah.

Josh:

Yeah, I was going to say I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Okay, I'm going to do two here. I'm being bold All right.

Rob:

It's not often that you don't get a recouped point.

Josh:

This strategy might bite me, but you know who? Tequila.

Andy:

Okay, unlike other people, I like tequila.

Josh:

Me too.

Andy:

Do I have to spin again? Send it?

Josh:

You do there's three shots left, oh boy.

Andy:

Clear.

Josh:

Oh, it's clear. That means there's a 50-50.

Andy:

Water.

Josh:

Water, and you two both have to go next.

Rob:

Oh, my God, so one two, three.

Josh:

Is that correct?

Rob:

on the points you, oh my God. So one, two, three, is that correct? On the points, you have one, andy with two, myself with three.

Andy:

And I still have one, make it a double correct.

Rob:

You have one, make it a double. I have both of mine and that was the only one I used. Right, correct, you both have one. I have both of mine. Send it, andy.

Matt:

Yeah, which of these is not a real product? The product, the usb mini fridge tiny fridge can cool one can of soda canned. Wi-fi an easily transportable aluminum can that is a fully functional wi-fi router. The pet rock usb a version of the classic rock with usb. Or a usb hamster wheel a toy hamster wheel that spins when you type on your keyboard.

Andy:

All right, I know the us USB Pet Rock is real. What does the USB do Nothing?

Josh:

Okay.

Andy:

It was sold on. There was a website what was that website? Called ThinkGeek.

Rob:

It should be a magnetic charger. What a great website. Yes, it was, I bought so many gifts off that.

Matt:

Yep, I always wanted the USB Rocket Launcher that they had, yes, and I just never bought it. How many Pet Rocks did you buy? It was a little.

Andy:

None, but they had. It was a little rocket launcher on Like a Nerf launcher. It was a Nerf rocket launcher. With a webcam you could go into people's computers.

Matt:

Put it on top of your cubicle and launch yes.

Rob:

That sounds amazing.

Matt:

What were the other options? Definitely not the pet rock. All right, so the usb mini fridge, the usb hamster wheel or canned wi-fi. Canned wi-fi seems dumb nothing else here strikes you as dumb yeah, canned wi-fi.

Andy:

The usb hamster wheel doesn't seem dumb yeah, but that's the kind of dumb thing somebody would buy like because it's plausible, like it's easy to do.

Matt:

All right, you've met chris, right? Yeah, I think he's walking around with some canned wi-fi not in a can.

Andy:

No, he's got.

Josh:

Excuse me, you know the answer let's not be trying to collude here, okay, um I'm I'm going with the canned wi-fi and wi-fi is the correct answer yeah, okay, andy do you?

Rob:

knock, josh, or do you take a point from me?

Andy:

I'm taking a point from you, okay.

Josh:

We're going to make it a close run to the end here 50-50 on the Malort, that's not clear.

Rob:

That is a very clear indication of that.

Andy:

Is that?

Josh:

one clear.

Rob:

I don't know.

Andy:

Hold on, go ahead. You got this.

Rob:

I'm going to do it. That's not Malort, that's Whiskey.

Josh:

Oh, we only had two Malorts then.

Rob:

Yeah, that's Whiskey, we're good.

Josh:

Yeah, it looked too dark. I wasn't sure that it was Malort. That's okay, you can have one when we get out there.

Matt:

I'll share, do we?

Josh:

need sure that it was Malort.

Matt:

That's okay, you can have one when we get out there. I'll share Okay.

Rob:

Do we need to?

Matt:

restart how many points we got.

Rob:

Andy and me two points apiece, josh one point.

Andy:

No more spinner guys.

Josh:

Yeah, let's go, you get it wrong serve it up.

Matt:

That's a good bottle. Pick another one. Damn right it is.

Josh:

We'll do the coin trowel.

Matt:

Oh God, no, it's all right, let's keep going. All right, leave that on the table. We're at whiskey, yes, and Rob's still doing a shot of.

Rob:

Malort at the end, I have not agreed to any of that.

Matt:

You didn't have to agree. You agreed by proxy. You were here, Therefore you agreed.

Rob:

Ask Josh a question. You sch Schmoe Is it Josh's turn?

Matt:

It sure is no no, no, no. It's your turn, sir.

Andy:

Oh, hey, it's my turn.

Rob:

Sorry, I just drank. I just thought I got a question wrong and drank.

Matt:

We're going back to where it all began. Athletes Rob.

Rob:

Yes.

Matt:

Which of these is not a real athlete? Go on Dick Shooter, former Olympic shooter. Harry Hardman, track and field the Olympics. Harry Hardman track and field the Olympics. Harry Sausage, former NASCAR driver. Or Chuck Wagon, former college football player.

Rob:

It's Harry Sausage.

Matt:

There's nobody with the last name Sausage, you are correct, I know I am.

Rob:

Oh Damn it, andy, you're down to one.

Josh:

Oh, Andy, have that last shot.

Andy:

Oh, sure Guaranteed.

Rob:

Okay, sláinte.

Andy:

Okay, slauncher.

Rob:

Okay, the money round, here we go. Oy, oy, oy.

Matt:

Josh, which of these is not a real athlete? Is it Johnny Dickshot, former MLB player, Buddy Whizdrunk, NASCAR driver, Coco Crisp, former MLB player, or Chief Bender, former MLB player?

Josh:

Okay, I know Coco Crisp, former MLB player, or Chief Bender, former MLB player. Okay, I know Coco Crisp for sure.

Rob:

This is actually the second time he's appearing as an answer.

Matt:

Yeah, and say the other three. We have Johnny Dickshot, buddy Whizdrunk or Chief Bender.

Josh:

I'll use my last make it a double Give me a score quick.

Rob:

Uh, I have two, andy has one Andy you want to try and knock him out.

Josh:

Sure, let's do it. Listen for the drop Oi.

Andy:

Barking, make it a double. Okay, um, I feel like Wiz Dick could be a nickname no Wiz. Drunk Wiz Drunk Right, was it Wiz Drunk Wiz Drunk Wiz Drunk Right, was it Wiz Drunk. Wiz Drunk, I feel like that could be somebody's nickname, but I don't think that's somebody's actual last name, right?

Josh:

Well, can we ask for the origin?

Andy:

I think he said that was a NASCAR driver. Yeah, yeah yeah.

Matt:

Country of origin Alabama, tennessee yeah, I think we're getting hosed here.

Josh:

Johnny Sausage was super easy right before this and then you want to go with Wiz drunk. I think Wiz drunk If we get this wrong, we're out and he wins.

Andy:

Yeah, but if we're out, we get a shot of the nice bourbon.

Josh:

That's fair. All right, cool, we'll go with Wiz drunk.

Andy:

That's correct. Are we going to take him out?

Josh:

We're taking him out. He's gone and he has to do two shots of whiskey. I'll tell you what I'll tell you what.

Rob:

I'll tell you what. Rather than doing two shots of that whiskey now, I will do a small shot of the Malort on the pod at the end.

Josh:

Is that a fair trade? Yeah, 100%, I'll agree to that.

Rob:

Okay, all right, mano y mano, and this is it. You either get it right or you lose. This is for all the beans.

Josh:

Give him a hard one, not a freaking johnny sausage. Okay, good lord johnny, would you like some sausages? Johnny, jerk me off.

Matt:

Is coming up here jack mehoff which of these is not a real athlete?

Rob:

yes, we, we've established that hey, haha.

Matt:

Clinton dicks, former nfl player. B boof bonzer, former n pitcher I'm sorry for MLB pitcher Dick Butkus, former NFL player, or Rusty Tool, an Olympic swimmer this past Summer Olympics.

Andy:

All right, we all know, dick Butkus, that one's obvious First one's name was Ha Ha.

Matt:

Ha Ha Clinton.

Andy:

Dix former NFL player Like that feels like something Key and Peele came up with I'm going with Ha Ha, You're going with ha-ha. Clinton Dix, oh the winner is John.

Rob:

Is that real? Yeah, he was a defensive back for the Packers, ha-ha.

Josh:

Clinton Dix, when he made that, when he because you're wearing a football hat when he said that, when I was like this is a toss-up, like an easy one again he gave it an easy one.

Rob:

It's Rusty Tool. It had to be Rusty Tool, and you just got to look for the dick.

Josh:

Yeah, dick jokes Ha-ha.

Rob:

Well, no, no, his name is like Hashan, but he went by Ha-ha.

Andy:

Come on.

Josh:

How would you do that to? Yourself and it's Dick's D-I-X, I believe. Yes, yeah, dix Wow.

Rob:

I'm on a bender.

Andy:

today, boys, I'll drink two for two. I'll drink your nice bourbon. There you go.

Rob:

I would just like to take a moment to explain that bourbon.

Matt:

So I was recently.

Rob:

Sip that one, enjoy it a little bit I will enjoy it. I was recently down at Heaven Hill Distillery in Kentucky.

Andy:

I believe in Lexington, if I'm remembering correctly, that is a smooth bourbon. I'm going to strongly encourage everybody to pour a little bit of that.

Rob:

This particular, bourbon Is a gift shop, only bourbon.

Josh:

The old distillery exclusive.

Rob:

It's called the Five Brothers and it's made To honor the original Family who started the distillery. Thank you very much for that bottle.

Josh:

By the way, You're welcome and I am taking a shot for myself as a victory situation.

Rob:

Okay, congratulations Okay. Now hold on, you must drink my lord Okay, matt, do not fill the glass, but go.

Matt:

No, you're going to take the same size shot I did Ruthless he's mad because he was first out.

Josh:

Wow, but go, you're gonna take the same size shot I did ruthless he's mad because he was first out. Wow, you would think, the more. It's not that bad. No, honestly, I don't think it's as bad as people make it out to like. If you don't like the taste of bitter liqueurs, then I could see you're I'm not gonna lay out on that, I'm not gonna like but if, like I said, I'm.

Andy:

I didn't like it. Are you an amaro drinker at all?

Josh:

see, I like, am like Amaros and that's just. It kind of falls under that same category, so I don't mind it, it's not something that I'm like. Oh yeah, I'm going to order that every time I see it which is never in Pennsylvania, to be clear Shout out to my brother because I opened my Christmas gift this Christmas morning and it was a bottle of. Malort, yeah, I mean listen. And for somebody to buy a bottle of liquor for a liquor rep and it's something he's never been able to get his hands on is a feat right, and he was able to find something that I was never able to.

Andy:

Oh, alright, hold on, I gotta get you both in the same.

Rob:

Who's doing it with me?

Andy:

I'm here with you.

Rob:

Wow, okay, hold on, I appreciate that.

Andy:

You got to scoot together, so I got you in both in the same frame.

Rob:

Okay, hang on. Oh my God, this is going to be bad. Okay, ready Cheers, boy brother.

Matt:

Go ahead.

Rob:

Let's go. Uh-oh, he's not doing well. Oh, oh oh.

Matt:

Licorice and worse.

Rob:

Oh my God, okay, real quick. Oh my God, no, no, no, give me something. I need something else in my mouth.

Josh:

You got to answer this first. Better or worse than the tuna taco?

Matt:

Worse. So much worse Grab the beer, grab the can of beer.

Rob:

Grab the cork beer. No here here.

Matt:

Take this.

Josh:

Take oh, here here, take this, take this, take this Easily the worst reaction to it.

Andy:

Hold on, hold on, I got you. I got you no Hit the Pringles.

Rob:

I hate everything right now.

Josh:

Well, don't worry, because Matt made some chicken tacos for us for lunch, so you're really going to love those.

Matt:

I don't know what order these will actually come out in, but this is the episode after the chicken taco drinkable rob's face is I'm so displeased this is not the first time he's made that face on this podcast I've seen it before, yeah so for josh's victory here in the first inaugural spot, the fake stellar set well, sir.

Josh:

Thank you very much, and I want to point out that the bold strategy of not taking points back worked out for me.

Andy:

It sure did Yep Going vicious.

Josh:

Listen, I rolled the dice. I Nick Sirianni-ed it right there. Well, hey, this was fun.

Matt:

Yes, thank you all very much for suffering with me through another round of trivia. It's always a pleasure. Very much for suffering with me through another round of trivia. It's always a pleasure. We have many more fun episodes coming up. We have trivia. We have, hopefully, some visits to some local places that are being worked on.

Josh:

We haven't done that for a while. No, I don't have. I'm not ready to name drop right now.

Matt:

We do have Harry Potter trivia coming up. We have James Bond trivia coming up and many, many other fun. We're going to do some stout tasting as well. The fish is going to be live in the studio for a stout tasting and how did we get beer? So we have some fun stuff coming. But thank you all very much for joining me today. Rob your malort face was well you know, amazing. You want to do another shot? I'll do another shot with you. Nope, thank you for listening.

Rob:

Cheers, bye this podcast is a production of unfiltered studios. If you would like to know more about joining unfiltered studios, please visit our website at unfpodcom for more information.

Matt:

This episode's boozy quote comes from comedian Rodney Dangerfield, who said I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample, it had an olive in it. On social media, please like, follow and push all the buttons for us. That's Matt and Friends DTU. At Facebook, instagram Threads and TikTok For more information about the podcast, as well as links to our merch store, social media and all the places you can listen to us. Visit our website mattandfriendsdtucom. That's mattandfriendsdtucom. Thank you again for listening to Matt and Friends Drink the.

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