Think or Drink? - "Harry Potter Trivia

Ready your wands and prepare your potions as Christa, Chris, Josh, and Siobhan join Matt to embark on a magical journey through the wizarding world with an epic Harry Potter-themed trivia night. This butterbeer-fueled showdown transforms our regular "Think or Drink" game with special Hogwarts-inspired power-ups like the Marauder's Map and the Pensieve, allowing players to access behind-the-scenes movie facts or explore the differences between the books and films.

The competition quickly heats up as Chris reveals himself to be a walking Potter encyclopedia, prompting the others to form an alliance worthy of Dumbledore's Army against him. Laughter erupts as players debate their Hogwarts houses, struggle with Latin spell pronunciations, and discover fascinating trivia gems – like a very famous actor being turned down for the role of Hagrid due to J.K. Rowling's insistence on an all-British cast.

As homemade butterbeer flows (complete with homemade whipped cream topping) and Dragon's Milk bourbon barrel-aged stout enters the mix, the questions range from wand cores and forgotten common room  passwords to scenes from the novels that never made it into the movies. Throughout it all, nostalgia weaves through the competitive atmosphere as contestants share their first experiences with Harry Potter.

The friendly rivalry culminates in an unexpected victory that proves even the most knowledgeable wizard can be outmaneuvered with the right strategy. So grab your favorite magical beverage, tune in, and test your own Potter knowledge alongside us.

Mischief managed! 

Transcript

Introduction to Harry Potter Trivia

Matt 1:00

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Siobhan 1:13

We have liftoff.

Matt 1:17

Welcome to Matt and Friends Drink the Universe.

Christa 1:22

Drink the Universe.

Matt 1:25

Welcome back to Matt and Friends Drink the universe. Welcome back to Matt and Friends, drink the Universe. The theme for today is Think or drink.

Matt 1:41

Are you thinking or you drinking? This episode Harry Potter trivia and just a quick refresh on the rules and then, like I normally do, I'm going to make some tweaks on the end. Anyway, think or Drink is our classic trivia game, where players start with six points. The last person with points remaining wins Correct answers. Let you choose someone to lose a point and drink, while incorrect answers will cause you to lose a point and drink.

Slight Rule Tweaks

Matt 2:04

For difficult questions, you have two options. First, you can make it a double to get help from someone else. If your collective answer is correct, you can choose individually to gain a point or to make somebody else drink and lose a point. If you're wrong, both of you lose a point and drink. Or you can put it on their tab by selecting someone to answer for you. If they're right, you lose a point and drink. If they're right, you lose a point and drink. If they're wrong, you gain a point. Make sure to balance potential risk and reward when you put it on their tab, and I have my own personal squad of Dementors drinking the universe again with me today. I take offense to that.

Chris 2:40

Yeah, seriously.

Siobhan 2:41

Whoa, I do like chocolate though. So you know, I don't know. No, I agree, I agree for you all.

Matt 2:49

If I'm a dementor, I guess so we're gonna go this way down the couch. There you go great.

Siobhan 2:55

Uh hi avada, how are you?

Matt 2:56

it's siobhan wow, and chris, I am josh and krista and I am your host, matt, and we just went through the rules. So I have a few quick reminders for everybody, and then two fun things for Harry Potter trivia today. The first there are seven books, so we're going to start with seven points. We're going to drag it out just a little bit, but not too long. We normally do seven points anyway, so I should just change the intro at this point. A reminder about putting it on their tab.

Matt 3:20

When you do that, you are punting the question to somebody else, so if they get it right, they get to give a drink to the person that punted the question. If they get it wrong, you earn a point. So risk and reward balance. Chris, I went back to your original explanation for that one to make sure we were getting it right, because for many episodes we were not using that correctly at all.

Matt 3:38

Indeed, I added two additional options for this game. These do not result in any points changes or major mechanical shifts, but the first is the Marauder's Map. This will get you making of type questions. So if you hear your question you're like, no, I'd rather do the Marauder's Map. You can do that. This is going to be making of characters, casting, that sort of thing. For the movies, you must use the correct phrase to trigger the map and to put it away. So if you don't know, I'm not helping you, and if you don't use that, you're going to end up with a cosmic chug for not putting the map away.

Butterbeer

Matt 4:09

How many of these do we have? You can use that one time. Everybody also can use the Pensieve. You can use that once as well. As we know, the Pensieve allows you to experience and re-examine memories, so this will allow you to get an alternate question that focuses on key differences between the movies and the books. You can use that once as well. So you're not. I can't guarantee that by using either one of those you'll make your life any easier, but you will get a different question out of the deal.

Josh 4:33

And that's one time as well. Yes, all right. So everyone has seven points, everyone has a Marauder's Map, everyone has a pensive, everyone has a make it a double and everyone has a put it on their tab.

Matt 4:44

And the most important part, everybody has a butterbeer in front of them right now.

Chris 4:48

I will Actually pretty tasty, matt, you're slightly redeeming yourself.

Siobhan 4:51

I know he is.

Matt 4:52

I'm doing my best here. My drinks for the first couple seasons were a little suspect. So as we enter 2025,.

Siobhan 4:58

I'm trying to do. Good, let's go with all the things that you usually bring to this. Things were in cups.

Matt 5:03

Okay, and there's going to be an episode before this that involves some highly suspect tuna tacos.

Josh 5:08

Oh, my goodness, as the only person here who had to smell those.

Christa 5:13

Oh man, you guys are all lucky that you didn't have to be here for that. I'm so glad I'm here for a nice sweet drink, right.

Siobhan 5:18

Yeah, picked well, yippee.

Matt 5:20

I will put up the recipe for this online. I did hand whip the whipped cream topping here.

First Round of Harry Potter Questions

Josh 5:26

Oh no, he did it with a machine, a hand machine that was plugged in.

Matt 5:30

My hand was involved. My hand was involved.

Christa 5:32

If your hand holds the mixer, does it count?

Matt 5:36

It didn't make this sound coming out of a whipped cream thing. It didn't make that sound.

Siobhan 5:40

Okay, you homemade the whipped cream in my home Good job, Matt.

Christa 5:46

It was made in the home Great work.

Matt 5:49

I will tell you that when I made this granted, it was for six servings. There are three quarters of a cup of vodka in here and two cups of schnapps. Yippee, this one will sneak up on you if you down it like real fast Well sneak up, it will, because I'm drinking this fast it will. Avada your cadaver, so be careful.

Christa 6:07

They're going to be like Siobhan, you have to drink. You're going to be like oh, shoot, yes.

Josh 6:11

That was the second Avada Kedavra joke. So far.

Siobhan 6:13

I know, get ready what's the over under.

Matt 6:15

Probably seven, 15 or 20. I'm scared be seven. Harry Potter puns glory. I will Everyone's dead and I win, perfect. Should we go ahead and get started? Sure, why not Do we have any volunteers? Who wants to go first?

Siobhan 6:34

I mean I'll go first, I'm sitting here. I feel, like go big or go home, right Real.

Matt 6:39

Alright, Well, here we go. Our own Hermione Granger. What is the name of the pub in Hogsmeade where Harry Potter and his friends often drink butterbeer? Is it the Leaky Cauldron, the Three Broomsticks, the Hogshead or the Drunken Wizard?

Siobhan 6:55

I believe it's the Three Broomsticks.

Matt 6:57

That is correct, it is the Three Broomsticks. Very nice.

Siobhan 7:01

Amazing. I'm going to take a point from Chris because he's next to me and also because I'm very scared that he will know too many things during this round of trivia.

Christa 7:12

She said everyone gang up on Chris Setting me up for failure.

Matt 7:14

So sorry, don't gang up on him. The roadmap has been laid, trying to help us all out. You're going to have two points by the time this gets back to you.

Siobhan 7:20

No, well, he's next, isn't he?

Matt 7:23

Unless they decide to go the other way, true, chris? What are the full names of Dumbledore's siblings? Is it Percival and Ariana? Percival and Kendra, aberforth and Ariana, or Aberforth and Kendra, aberforth and Ariana?

Chris 7:36

That is correct. Kendra is his mother's name.

Josh 7:39

Way-o.

Chris 7:39

Very nice.

Siobhan 7:40

Wow, ariana, what are you doing here?

Matt 7:42

Do you know how they die?

Chris 7:43

just for extra gravy. I'm not going to spoil it for anybody. It's not a future question.

Christa 7:49

Harry Potter spoilers guys if you haven't watched it. You're going to know.

Chris 7:53

We're actually not sure about it. It's either Dumbledore or what's his face, the other wizard, grindelwald, grindelwald, yeah.

Christa 8:01

The evil Dumbledore.

Chris 8:02

They were arguing and it got a little heated. Well, the mother just dies from that.

Christa 8:09

Regular death.

Chris 8:10

Regular death.

Christa 8:11

Regular death.

Siobhan 8:12

Natural causes Could you imagine, if you were like how did they die?

Christa 8:15

You were like cancer dude.

Siobhan 8:16

I know you're like why would you bring that up?

Christa 8:18

How would you say that that's?

Chris 8:20

horrible, a heart attack.

Christa 8:23

It was tragic, jesus.

Chris 8:24

Chris, who's losing a point? Oh Shyvana's. Oh yeah, wow, that was a shocker Back to where you were.

Christa 8:32

I've heard I'm tied.

Josh 8:33

That is like domestic you-know-what.

Siobhan 8:36

You-know-what.

Matt 8:37

Back and forth. We know, Josh, which Hogwarts professor was rumored to be a dueling champion in their youth. Is it Professor McGonagall, Professor Flitwick, Professor Snape or Professor Sprout?

Josh 8:50

Wow, I will go with Professor Snape, actually Professor Flitwick.

Matt 8:57

Oh, all right. His proficiency in charms and dueling made him an invaluable ally during the Battle of Hogwarts.

Christa 9:02

Good for him Good trivia.

Siobhan 9:03

Good for him. What a cool guy. You got a drink.

Josh 9:06

I know, I'm just updating my score.

Christa 9:09

Yeah he's the scorekeeper so far.

Josh 9:11

Krista's in the lead here, yeah.

Christa 9:13

Well, guys, what can I say? She's doing great, no questions, and I'm already in first.

Siobhan 9:19

Good job.

Christa 9:19

Crazy Off to a strong start Off to a strong start, krista.

Matt 9:22

what is the incantation that conjures the dark mark? Is it Mossomordre Crucio Nox Mortis or Tenebrous Signum?

Christa 9:32

Can you say them again please?

Round 2

Matt 9:34

Possibly Is it Morse, Mordre, Crucio, Nox Mortis or Tenebrous Signum I think it's the first one. It is indeed the first one, morse Mordray. The spell was created by Death Eaters as a means of terrorizing their enemies by marking their murders and putting a big floating skull and snake in the sky. Little menacing.

Christa 9:55

Word In my brain. For some reason I wasn't picturing the like the sky one.

Josh 10:00

I was picturing like the pulling of the sleeves and I was likeuring the sleeves and I was like is it the same thing?

Christa 10:04

It is, it is For some reason I thought it was something different, so that's why.

Matt 10:07

I was like am I?

Chris 10:07

stupid.

Matt 10:08

No, you're not Well, I got it right.

Josh 10:09

The skull with the snake. Yeah, I did.

Christa 10:13

Good thing I wasn't able to get a tattoo at 14. I would have got that shit. No, no, no.

Siobhan 10:19

Aren't they different.

Josh 10:20

One shoots a thing up and one makes their tattoos move and kind of like yeah, but it's the same picture.

Siobhan 10:27

Oh yeah, the image is the same.

Chris 10:29

There's no incantation for the arm thing, they just touch it. Okay.

Christa 10:32

Gotcha. That's why I was like is there something else that happens there? Okay, never mind.

Josh 10:37

All right, krista. Who's going to be losing?

Christa 10:39

I'm going to go with Siobhan. Sorry, Siobhan.

Siobhan 10:45

Here we go.

Matt 10:46

Your reputation of dominating trivia precedes you.

Christa 10:49

I know you're a strong trivia person.

Matt 10:53

Siobhan, what's the number of Harry's vault at Gringotts? Is it 687, 713, 327, or 242?

Siobhan 11:03

It is 687.

Matt 11:05

Yes.

Chris 11:06

Yes, it is Freaking nerd.

Siobhan 11:08

Literally could have said that to you without multiple choice.

Matt 11:10

I'm actually rather impassioned, you may have looked that up days ago?

Siobhan 11:14

Who's?

Matt 11:14

drinking.

Siobhan 11:19

Let's give it to Krista.

Matt 11:20

All right, we're going to get even it out Spreading around here. I had that coming.

Siobhan 11:25

Okay, it's all love.

Josh 11:27

A little payback.

Matt 11:31

Chris, what is the rarest ingredient in Polyjuice Potion? Is it Luxweed, hippogriff Feathers Boom Slangskin or Bicorn Horn Boom Slangskin?

Christa 11:43

The rarest ingredient is actually Fl fluxweed picked during a full moon because it needs to be harvested at a specific lunar phase, making it difficult if you wanted to be real, would it not be the like hair or skin or whatever of somebody you're trying to look for?

Chris 11:59

I feel like that's pretty rare well, yeah, I guess, if you're looking for like a specific person, I guess yeah, but the fact that it could be anything, that's, I guess that's fair, but that's pretty rare.

Christa 12:05

Well, yeah, I guess, if you're looking for like a specific person, I guess yeah, but the fact that it could be anything, I guess that's fair.

Chris 12:08

But that's a good idea.

Christa 12:09

Yeah, Because I'm like if I needed to if I needed to like be Chris, like Chris, only there's one, Chris.

Siobhan 12:14

Right, you gotta go get him yeah.

Matt 12:16

Yeah, exactly that question was a whole bunch of times, is that?

Chris 12:22

one of the things that Snape's pissed about being taken. Yes, he mentions both of them.

Matt 12:27

Yeah, he mentions both of those. I know he names the boom slang I remember because it's like boom slang skin.

Siobhan 12:31

Yeah, yeah, it sounds just a great name.

Matt 12:33

Yeah, All right cool, that was a good Snape, chris. Enjoy yourself a drink for that that.

Josh 12:39

Alan.

Siobhan 12:40

Rickman.

Josh 12:40

And for the record I would have said Boom Slang Skin as well. I thought that was like the thing that Hermione was missing right away.

Christa 12:47

Yeah To be turned back. Yeah, maybe Hogwarts just had, like they just picked the flax weed, so it's like oh we actually had a lot of that right now for once.

Josh 12:55

That was a deep cut Matt, Nice Good one.

Matt 12:57

There's a couple slicers in here, so Josh.

Josh 13:01

Of's me.

Matt 13:02

Yep, what type of cauldron is recommended for Hogwarts students? Brass size 2, pewter size 2, pewter size 3, or brass size 3? Holy cow.

Christa 13:13

This is rough. Get out your acceptance letter here. Yeah, really.

Matt 13:18

That list of materials. After Hagrid takes Harry to the bank, he's literally like look at your pile of gold, matt, matt.

Josh 13:25

Matt, matt, I solemnly swear I am up to no good.

Chris 13:28

Oh, he's going for the Marauders Matt. Solid choice, Thank you.

Josh 13:31

I'm not answering that shit. That was going to be a stab in the dark.

Siobhan 13:35

That was a good one to do, but I didn't want to give it to somebody else, which is a deep cut in one of the books.

Matt 13:52

I'm aware of where it's cutting from, but wow.

Chris 13:55

That's a double door joke at some point.

Josh 13:57

I have no idea what this category is now going to be, but.

Siobhan 13:59

Marauder's map time All right.

Matt 14:01

So since you solemnly swear, you're up to no good, this is the category of casting making of questions. So which actor was originally offered the role of Albus Dumbledore after Richard Harris passing, but declined? Now I will say for your own shoot, you can build on your power up.

Josh 14:18

So if you want to use, you want to phone a friend here?

Matt 14:25

you can.

Josh 14:26

I'm not gonna use multiple things here, so your options are patrick stewart, christopher lee, ian mckellen or derrick jacoby, I am gonna take uh, not necessarily shot in the dark dark, but I'm gonna say ian mckellen, that is correct all of them would have been managed you said, I have to say that too right.

Christa 14:40

you imagine christopherumbledore that would have been kind of too dark. Patrick Stewart, that would have been awesome. Derek Jacoby is amazing too.

Siobhan 14:49

I would have loved all of that, those are great choices. Great choices I would like to mention, in case Matt missed it, he did close the map. Yeah, he closed the map.

Christa 14:59

He did say Mischief man, he's so glad to do that.

Siobhan 15:03

He did say that.

Josh 15:04

I needed to get this out of the way early because if a couple drinks later, I would have never remembered that I'm screwed.

Siobhan 15:10

Is the phrase map me.

Josh 15:13

When he explained that rule, I was like I'm using that first, run it back, run it back. Avada Kedavra, I feel slightly bad about this, but your wife talked you up so much that I'm going to have to take the point from you, Chris.

Chris 15:25

Oh my gosh, and crushed over here, so enjoy your drink.

Josh 15:28

And she did say that we wouldn't be able to beat you. She told me that At least it's delicious, I don't know.

Christa 15:32

Siobhan's just trying to throw us off her trail.

Josh 15:35

That could be true, I did lose to her twice the last time.

Siobhan 15:38

I recorded with her.

Round 3 - NEWTs Trivia

Matt 15:41

Krista what does accio mean in Latin? Is it I call, I summon, I pull or I bring?

Christa 15:51

I'm going to say I call.

Matt 15:56

I'm sorry you're drinking. It is I summon damn.

Christa 15:59

I'm not good at Latin roots, so I didn't have that option in school.

Chris 16:03

I thought you were going to say what is that option?

Matt 16:04

in school?

Christa 16:05

I was gonna be like I thought you were gonna say what is that spell? And I was gonna be like softball bring me that shit also.

Siobhan 16:14

Bring me that shit in line. I bring my shit, that's what it is.

Matt 16:19

I bring my shit yep damn all right, josh, you want to give us a points roundup here as we tie up that first round.

Josh 16:27

Sure, sure, sure Okay so Chris is in last place with four. He's got all four of his power-ups left. Krista and Siobhan are tied at five with all four of their power-ups left, and I've got six in first place with three out of four of my power-ups left, the only one, I've used is the Marauder's Map.

Matt 16:47

All right, siobhan, we all know what the newts are, right, yes, okay. What does newt stand for? Oh, Does it stand for next executive wizard tests, nice and easy wizard testing, nervously excruciating wizard tests, or nastily exhausting wizard tests.

Siobhan 17:07

Ooh, I think it's one of the two last ones, your husband's kind of stretched out there, looking kind of confident.

Matt 17:14

Yeah, you're going to pull him in.

Siobhan 17:18

Yeah, why don't we put it on his tab? I feel like he knows that's fine. I'll help you out, since everybody's taking a crap on you because I said to do that.

Matt 17:25

So just remember putting it on his tab. You want him to get it wrong. If he gets it right, he can make you drink. Okay, just you want the double, you can do the double.

Josh 17:31

Yeah, make it a double. Yeah, make it a double and bring him in.

Siobhan 17:40

Yeah, y'all need a whiteboard or something. I remember all the trivia oh, a whiteboard, that's smart. Yeah, you need a whiteboard to remind you Making it a double Brilliant.

Christa 17:45

Yeah, when I was in college we had like the Boy ball game, making it a double. The spirit of Robin and British puppets we had a chalkboard that described kings like the card game kings because everyone always forgot half the rules, all right forgot half the rules, so all right.

Chris 17:59

It's nastily exhausting wizard test, that is correct hooray thanks, nicely done. So they, we both get a point, or they both get a point. I'm getting a point. Whoa, you can do this independently so he's taking a point.

Josh 18:15

All right, chris is taking a point, so he's back up to five I'll also take a point all right, siobhan is back up to six and Siobhan used her make it a double so that is gone, because now I will remember that's what that is.

Christa 18:29

Like now that it's gone Wonderful.

Matt 18:33

Chris Hit me. Which of these subjects did Harry Potter not take at the new level? Care of magical creatures, charms, charms.

Chris 18:42

Care of magical creatures, charms, care of magical creatures, just stop. Wow Jeez. He said no more, no, more, no more.

Siobhan 18:48

I tried to tell you.

Matt 18:49

I'm going to Like how. How do you even know these things?

Chris 18:53

I'm literally listening to Half-Blood Prince right now and I probably would have known that anyway, but yeah.

Christa 19:04

Hager gets super pissed at them and then he's like oh, I knew you wouldn't do it. That's what he sounds like Exactly.

Josh 19:07

I'm a perfect voice actor. I remember that clearly in the book. Chris, who are you taking a point from?

Chris 19:12

Josh, you can drink.

Siobhan 19:14

All right. I like this trivia.

Matt 19:22

I'm glad I'm not playing, because I'd be done already.

Josh 19:23

This is way better than that music trivia the other night when we all sat there in silence. That thing sucks Golly. That was bad.

Siobhan 19:28

I don't know, I won twice.

Josh 19:30

You did win twice. Congratulations. You're the smartest of the dummies.

Siobhan 19:37

It was definitely not a proud win. I'm not going to lie.

Matt 19:40

You're on top of the pile of crap. Congratulations, yay.

Josh 19:43

She's like I totally beat Josh who got zero correct. I crushed him. My turn, my turn.

Matt 19:51

Your turn, josh. How many newts do you need to become an Auror for the Ministry of Magic? Oh boy, three, four, six or five.

Josh 20:02

I think it's five. It is five Congratulations.

Matt 20:07

Very cool the stabs in the dark.

Siobhan 20:08

What Name them no? Can you name them no?

Josh 20:11

I can't name them. Chris might be able to.

Chris 20:13

Potions D-A-D-A charms, oh my.

Josh 20:17

God he uses acronyms. Yeah, defense against the dark arts, God he uses acronyms yeah, Defense Against the Dark Arts.

Chris 20:22

That was easy Herbology.

Siobhan 20:26

Matt doesn't have the answer. I don't think. Did I say potions? Definitely don't. No, I didn't say potions. Oh, Transfiguration, yeah, yeah, yeah let's go with it, guys. Sure Sounds real, compelling, I'll believe that.

Christa 20:35

I have no reason to fact check this. I've of all of those.

Josh 20:37

Siobhan, I'm going to make this an even heat at five apiece and take a point from you.

Siobhan 20:41

Got it.

Josh 20:42

Fair enough. We have all lost two points so far.

Matt 20:45

These are all from the Potterverse website, by the way.

Josh 20:47

This whole series of newt questions. You might not have enough questions. I'm just saying.

Matt 20:50

I have 44 pages of questions, that is not a problem, he always goes a little overboard.

Josh 20:55

I am not concerned, I'm into it.

Matt 20:58

Krista, how many newt-level classes did Hermione take? Eight, six, five or seven?

Christa 21:07

I want to say seven.

Matt 21:09

It is seven, that is correct. Nice, there we go.

Round 4 - Dolores Umbridge Questions

Siobhan 21:12

Name them, just kidding.

Matt 21:14

Don't do that, I don't care For extra credit and no extra points.

Josh 21:17

Don't actually do it.

Siobhan 21:18

We don't have time I'm assuming the five for horror plus.

Chris 21:23

Yeah, ancient, runes and what's the?

Matt 21:26

other one she takes being the smartest girl on the planet.

Siobhan 21:29

I have a Hermione shirt on.

Chris 21:31

I can't think of the other one. What's the other extra subject she takes?

Christa 21:34

No one knows, Chris.

Chris 21:35

I don't remember.

Christa 21:36

Look, I knew the number.

Siobhan 21:38

Arithman, you didn't know that was yeah of course guys, of course krista.

Josh 21:46

Who are you gonna put in last place?

Christa 21:48

oh wow, yikes, when you put it like that, who?

Siobhan 21:53

are you making the ron weasley yeah?

Josh 21:55

real unbelievable. You would say that I have to do it to, to. Chris Chris has been showing off too much knowledge.

Siobhan 22:03

Not you, Chris you.

Christa 22:06

Harry Chris has been dropping too much extracurricular knowledge out here, I know.

Siobhan 22:12

It's good, though it's really good.

Christa 22:14

Can we move on?

Siobhan 22:14

from these newt questions.

Josh 22:16

Yes, we can.

Siobhan 22:17

Oh my gosh.

Josh 22:17

I'm going to get a really hard one now, I know.

Matt 22:21

OWLs Do you take Umbridge with those questions, hey.

Siobhan 22:25

Because that's the next series of questions. Mel DeSantis is a queen Going for Dolores, umbridge's greatest hits. Oh man, All right.

Matt 22:33

By the way, which houses would you all take? I'm just curious.

Siobhan 22:37

Take.

Matt 22:38

Yeah, does everybody want.

Josh 22:39

Gryffindor, I'm a Gryffindor, I'm a Gryffindor, yeah, for sure.

Christa 22:41

What I'm a Slytherin dude.

Josh 22:44

I feel, like. I mean, you are wearing skulls all over you.

Siobhan 22:47

Shavonna's clearly a.

Chris 22:49

Ravenclaw.

Siobhan 22:50

I don't know, Chris. You are, you're coming out like a big old, smarty jerk in this episode. This isn't like. Is he Hufflepuffing over there, over there? No, no, hufflepuff, no offense. Those are the derps.

Chris 23:00

Sorry, they're the rejects. No, they're not.

Christa 23:03

Literally is said in the book Hufflepuffs are literally cannot fit into any of the other three, I will take the rest.

Chris 23:08

This is Chris's villain episode right here, what a bully.

Josh 23:11

I'm not liking this. Maybe you should go to Slytherin, yeah maybe you do belong in. Slytherin.

Siobhan 23:23

I'm smarter than you and you guys all rejects.

Matt 23:24

Oh man.

Siobhan 23:24

Malfoy.

Josh 23:24

Do you have rich parents, chris? Chris is like my father, absolutely not. Maybe All right, all right, I know, I know.

Siobhan 23:28

I do enjoy Ravenclaw Ravenclaw's cool.

Matt 23:31

I feel like I'm always a goody two-shoes. I'm going for Slytherin.

Josh 23:34

I just I do enjoy knowing more than the rest of you, I do.

Siobhan 23:38

It is fun for me Just saying.

Matt 23:40

You and Hermione probably would have hated each other just based on the virtue of competition.

Siobhan 23:43

I don't know, you would have been class rivals. We would have come to love each other eventually.

Matt 23:48

Okay, so questions about Dolores Umbridge. Umbridge had a terrible quill that carved the words the user was writing into the back of their hand. God, that was horrible to watch. What color was the quill? Black, gold, green or white?

Siobhan 24:06

Yikes, I'm going to solemnly swear that I'm up to no good on this one. A little Marauder's Map here, the color of a quill is going to kill me in this.

Christa 24:13

This reads like the type of a thing for the validation. You ever see comments on a thirst trap or something and they'll be like what color was the table in the background? Don't ask me the color of nothing.

Siobhan 24:22

I was not looking at that. We all know Okay.

Matt 24:27

All right. Which role did Robin Williams express interest in playing but was turned down due to casting roles? Hagrid, Sirius, Black, Professor Lupin or Cornelius Fudge?

Siobhan 24:39

Ooh, this is a great question. I would like to think. I don't know that this is correct, but I would like to think it's Hagrid.

Matt 24:45

It is Hagrid. That's correct. That would have been really fun. That would have been really fun.

Siobhan 24:49

I agree that is fun RIP.

Matt 24:51

JK Rowling herself turned it down because she insisted on an all-British cast.

Siobhan 25:05

Well, we turning down robin williams already a score against yeah, why would you do that?

Matt 25:07

all right, mischief managed. I closed the map. There you go. Good job, I'm proud. Everyone mark it down. I'm very proud of you also.

Siobhan 25:10

Again, thank you josh for the reminder that I am now halfway through my drink. To use that before the other half is gone.

Chris 25:15

You're welcome, true, what? What was the answer to the quill question?

Siobhan 25:19

chris I don't know, I don't know I don't know, he just wants to know and I feel like that's.

Christa 25:24

Chris is like no, chris's next question is going to be that I feel like the cruelest thing I could do is move on to the next question and not tell you we didn't get to answer to the cauldron question either.

Siobhan 25:32

Yeah, that's true, let's circle back. That would have been pewter size that is correct.

Matt 25:38

Chris, do you have a guess? Do you have a guess about the quill I?

Chris 25:40

don't, because I think this is a movie, only thing it's black.

Siobhan 25:44

You didn't watch the movies. No, he did, but he had a lot of visceral reactions too.

Chris 25:50

I mean it very well could have been named like the color named in the book. I just don't remember.

Siobhan 25:56

So that's an insane.

Chris 25:57

It would have been one word in one book, of course, never mentioned again.

Josh 26:01

Siobhan, tell me who you are going to make drink, yeesh.

Siobhan 26:08

I always think I wish I'm like oh, I could just give one to Matt.

Matt 26:11

But he is not playing. He already finished his drink.

Siobhan 26:14

Well, he's not playing, oh God.

Josh 26:16

It's so good. That's why the spell names are coming out all backwards, oh my gosh, let's do Krista again. Sorry, okay, I don't know Krista loses a point.

Siobhan 26:26

That's okay, siobhan is down to just two power-ups left. Oh God, I thought you meant two points.

Josh 26:31

I was like good Lord, just put me on the power-up.

Christa 26:32

I was going to be like, since when dude Damn.

Matt 26:35

My bad. What horrible committee did Umbridge head up at the Ministry of Magic when Voldemort regained his power? The Muggle-Borne Registration Commission. The Committee for Muggle Management and Control. The Committee for Sorry, I can barely see it Unravel the Muggle-Borne Myth. I'm sorry. The Committee to Unravel the Muggle-Borne Myth. These are hilarious.

Chris 26:55

The.

Matt 26:55

Muggle-Borne Legitimacy Review Commission. It's the first one, but all of those were awesome, by the way.

Chris 27:01

Good job.

Siobhan 27:02

No, those are from Potter.

Chris 27:05

Those are great yeah it's the Muggle-born Registration Committee. Too funny yes.

Christa 27:14

Also terrible. Yeah, I was just going to say is this relevant? I know right.

Josh 27:20

This is not a political podcast Josh who's up, oh Lord. We got two fives. Siobhan and myself are at five.

Matt 27:29

It's my no politics rule there.

Christa 27:31

I didn't even say anything. You got close enough, Plus you haven't been drinking that much.

Matt 27:35

Your glass is disturbingly full. All right, I'm going to make Siobhan drink it.

Christa 27:38

I'm trying to keep it for the whole round. There you go.

Siobhan 27:42

No, well, you're smart.

Chris 27:43

Smarter than us. I'm just spreading the love.

Matt 27:46

Alright, rude Josh, that's me. What punishment did Dolores Umbridge say would befall any student caught with a copy of the Quibbler? They would be sent to Azkaban. They would be expelled from Hogwarts. Five months detention or writing lines with the Black Quill Expulsion.

Josh 28:05

It is expulsion from Hogwarts.

Christa 28:06

Would it be crazy if you went to jail?

Siobhan 28:09

Yeah, oh, my god, yeah, straight to jail.

Christa 28:12

And like the worst jail too, like the absolute worst jail you could be in.

Josh 28:17

I feel like I've been punishing Chris too much, so I'll go Siobhan this time. Sorry, Jeez Listen it's been a rough stretch for you.

Siobhan 28:24

It's true. Take it, enjoy your drink.

Christa 28:28

Mm-hmm.

Matt 28:29

Umbridge gave Argus Filch permission to do what to students as punishment. She gave him the power to expel students on the spot, use the unforgivable curses, gave him permission to use Veritas serum on suspected troublemakers or gave him permission to whip them. I think it was Veritas. She gave him permission to whip them.

Christa 28:52

Whip them. I don't even remember that.

Siobhan 28:55

So mean Yep. Imagine unforgivable curses Can?

Christa 28:58

he even do them, though he's a squib. He's a squib. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. That's why I thought Veritas, because it's the potion Whipping children.

Josh 29:05

These books got darker than I remember.

Matt 29:07

They get real dark towards the end.

Siobhan 29:09

Well, this is yeah.

Matt 29:10

It's like Order of the Phoenix Spoiler alert.

Chris 29:20

It was the 90s, it wasn't anymore.

Siobhan 29:21

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he does Well we all know Filch has been through it.

Christa 29:25

Yep Justice for Mrs Norris is all I have to say Yo real His poor cat, though she was fine. I ain't going to lie guys. I was recently re-watching Game of Thrones. My sister had never seen it.

Josh 29:44

And halfway through Game of Thrones. Yo, is that the janitor from harry potter? Yes, yes, there's so much crossover.

Siobhan 29:48

He sure was the janitor, oh yeah, because he's the dad, the father of that giant family I'm only not saying the names, because you all don't know walter fray yeah walter fray, yeah but yeah, she was like ain't that the janitor?

Christa 29:58

I was like you're isn't that the reditor?

Siobhan 29:59

I was like you're? Isn't that the red wedding? That is the red wedding.

Josh 30:02

Yes, it is, and then Arya Stark comes back and kills the entire family and slices his throat.

Christa 30:06

Spoiler alert. Ooh yeah, Game of Thrones. Spoiler alert.

Siobhan 30:08

Spoiler alert we all don't have too many crossovers. Okay, all right.

Matt 30:13

Are we good, Chris? When is?

Josh 30:14

Game of.

Christa 30:14

Thrones trivia Game of Thrones. Trivia Chris, when is it You're like, I don't know, man.

Matt 30:20

That's on the list. That is actually on the list. Yeah, that's going to be a time I'd like to do that later this year. Josh, can we get a points?

Josh 30:28

update here, please. I don't know if I want to give you one. No.

Christa 30:31

Too bad.

Josh 30:36

How are we doing what I will say? There are still two players, Krista and Chris, with all four of their lifelines left. I've got three, siobhan has two, and I see a couple of empty drinks here, so I think I'm going to pull a little beer out here. I'm going to pour it around Everyone can partake in it if they want.

Christa 30:54

I forgot that we had beer out here. I'm not going to lie. That's why I was trying to savor my drink. Is I'm trying to savor my drink?

Siobhan 30:58

Is it going to be?

Christa 30:58

good if we put it with this I don't see why not Right.

Josh 31:01

Yeah, with the cream, yeah, yeah yeah, so I brought along the legendary. Says it here on the label Dragon's Milk Bourbon Barrel Aged Stout this is an 11% stout.

Chris 31:12

She's a little heavy, yeah, it says.

Christa 31:17

She a little thick, you know Two.

Josh 31:19

C's.

Siobhan 31:19

It's right here on the label.

Josh 31:21

Here be dragons. So we're going to pour this up and we're going to see how it goes, is it?

Matt 31:27

the.

Josh 31:27

Hungarian horn tail.

Matt 31:31

Okay.

Christa 31:31

I was literally just going to say dragons.

Siobhan 31:32

Oh, I don't know if it's a question, so I won't ruin one.

Matt 31:35

I don't either. I got so many pages of questions. It could be.

Christa 31:38

Three questions later, we get the dragons You're like. Oh, shoot.

Siobhan 31:41

There's another. There's a dragon that guards Gringotts.

Christa 31:45

Is that the dragon that in Universal Studios?

Siobhan 31:47

Yes, yeah.

Christa 31:50

I've never been there, but I've seen tech talks. It's very fun.

Matt 31:54

Who has been here? Who has been to Universal to see Josh? Were you there?

Josh 31:59

I am wearing a shirt that I bought at Universal Studios.

Christa 32:01

That you bought or your wife bought.

Josh 32:05

Well, we bought it we have a joint bank account, but it is my wife's shirt, and I did wear it just for today, so you can all.

Matt 32:12

You're looking very svelte today.

Josh 32:14

It's form fitting, if you will, rather svelte. We're built a little differently, she and I. I would assume I don't know why, Just a little okay.

Siobhan 32:24

Yeah, it's not a dig at anyone. Yeah, just a normal thing.

Josh 32:28

I don't know her, so that's okay, she doesn't listen to this podcast. She could look like anything to me Thank you. She might listen to this one.

Siobhan 32:36

I was before you showed up here. She's going to grade you.

Christa 32:39

She's going to listen to this and grade you on it.

Josh 32:41

I had no chance which you're currently winning.

Siobhan 32:44

Yeah, you're first so let's make sure she knows that at some point To be fair.

Christa 32:47

to be fair, a lot of us have been digging at, like Chris specifically because we know, believe me, if I win this, I'll let her know.

Siobhan 32:55

Yeah.

Josh 32:56

I would. I will fully support that. That is good. This smells good.

Siobhan 32:59

I do not like a stout, but I'm getting ready.

Christa 33:01

I like stouts, but I remember not liking this one.

Josh 33:09

Well, so Dragon's.

Christa 33:09

Milk makes multiple different bourbon barrel aged stouts. I forget which one was the one I had, but I remember distinctly not liking it and I don't really dislike lots of drinks.

Chris 33:15

I told you it's like it slaps you in the face.

Josh 33:18

It's vanilla stouty, it's heavy, but like you said before, it's not like an alcohol punch, like some of these bourbon barrel stouts that are 8, 9, 10, 11.

Siobhan 33:25

It's, definitely it's an alcohol punch.

Round 5 - Battle of Hogwarts Questions

Matt 33:27

This is just a.

Josh 33:28

It sits.

Christa 33:28

It's just a flavor, it's a big boy. Yeah, it's not that bad.

Chris 33:42

It's definitely not the one that was like a farmhouse ale, that was like really sharp and like almost too alcoholic.

Christa 33:44

I just remember, I remember tasting it and I was like this tastes so malty, like it just was not it for me.

Josh 33:50

I was like this is awful Jake, so maybe it was that one. Yeah, this one's not super malty, but I will say a sip of the butterbeer right after the dragon's milk stout.

Siobhan 33:57

Very nice, I was going to say I'm going to take a little sniffle of my, not look pretty.

Josh 34:03

Oh, she's doing a beer mixture. We'll call it a flip. She just made a flip in her red solo cup.

Siobhan 34:09

Yeah, that's good, that's nice Worth it.

Matt 34:11

Can we invent a drink? Can we call this I think she just did Can we call this the Voldemort? A shot of actual dragon's milk dropped into butterbeer?

Christa 34:21

milk. I feel like that would make it sound like that. Oh, the dark mark.

Siobhan 34:25

The dark mark is a great game for this. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Matt 34:30

So we're talking Battle of Hogwarts. After using the killing curse on Harry, who did Voldemort ask to check that Harry was dead? Was it Narcissa Malfoy? Yes, bellatrix Lestrange.

Siobhan 34:40

It was Narcissa.

Matt 34:43

Nice dead. Was it Narcissa?

Christa 34:44

Malfoy, bellatrix Lestrange. It was Narcissa. Yes, it was yes. At least I knew that. Just as a side note, I saw a tweet yesterday that I think is relevant and also really funny. It was like dude Voldemort, being so dependent on magic, is such a weak boy. Move Boy really tried to use a killing curse on a baby. Dude, it's a baby, just throw it out the window. Oh my.

Josh 35:03

Lord Wow.

Siobhan 35:07

And I was like oh my God, well, josh is drinking.

Josh 35:10

Okie dokie. I'll drink to that.

Matt 35:13

I guess yeah, All right moving on, chris, we're going to test this whole smarty pants thing right now. Oh, I like it. On which date did the Battle of Hogwarts take place? No idea, oh.

Christa 35:23

Like of the year.

Chris 35:24

I solemnly swear I'm up to no good, all right Our honor's time.

Matt 35:29

No one's gone for the Pensieve so far.

Christa 35:31

Because we don't understand it. Yeah, I actually kind of forget.

Matt 35:34

You just get a different question right. It's between the movies and the books, is what?

Siobhan 35:37

it was, which I hate yeah.

Josh 35:39

Chris, well, but you'd probably know them. Yeah, you'd probably know it.

Siobhan 35:41

That's the thing.

Josh 35:42

You've got a whole list of grievances, don't you?

Siobhan 35:45

Truly he's like, which is number six on the thing.

Josh 35:47

I hate so much about the differences. Which of Chris's grievances are we talking?

Matt 35:51

about who almost played Cedric Diggory instead of Robert Patterson Jude Law. Sorry, sorry, robert Pattinson. My apologies to the sparkly vampire.

Josh 36:02

I think you have to drink for that. Oh, drink your. I hate the sound drop. That was terrible.

Siobhan 36:09

The one time we can make him do it, we gotta do it.

Christa 36:11

Yeah, that's true. Gotta take any opportunity.

Matt 36:14

Chris, your options here Jude Law, Henry Cavill, tom Hiddleston or Nicholas Holt I am going to give it to somebody else.

Chris 36:22

All right, you're putting.

Josh 36:24

Put it on someone else's tab. Put it on someone else's tab. Whose tab are you putting it on?

Chris 36:28

I'm going to put it on Siobhan's tab. Oh rude.

Siobhan 36:31

I have a joint bank account. Chris, You're screwing yourself here.

Josh 36:35

Luckily, this game doesn't win you any money. It never will.

Matt 36:42

All right you any money? That's it never will. All right, can you so wait? Can you please repeat the question? I think so. Who almost played cedric diggory instead of robert pattinson? Thank you, was it jude law henry cavill, tom hiddleston or nicholas holt oh, so good, um, let's go.

Siobhan 36:56

Tom hiddleston is not, is it nicholas holt?

Matt 36:59

no, it's, it's Henry Cavill, oh Henry.

Siobhan 37:01

Cavill.

Christa 37:02

I was trying to think of when this movie came out. When did Goblet of Fire come out?

Matt 37:06

Josh is correct. That is why he was not chosen, because he was too old.

Siobhan 37:11

I thought he was too old. I love Henry Cavill.

Josh 37:13

So I wouldn't have guessed him, because I assumed he would have been in the running to begin with.

Siobhan 37:17

That's why.

Christa 37:18

I thought about Jude Law too. Wow, oh yeah, jude Law, for sure I was like Jude. Law, and then I was like well, how long ago is God of War?

Chris 37:24

My guess was Hiddleston as well, so I'm glad I didn't go for it.

Josh 37:27

More husband on wife crime and Siobhan is down to two.

Christa 37:35

Well, I stand by it, and I also love Henry Cavill. Yeah, what a cool guy. What a cool guy.

Josh 37:39

He's beautiful, oh, not a lot of women would say that about guys who build computers in their spare time he's the witcher I didn't say not a lot of women in this building. Yeah, there's a very specific niche here in this building also.

Christa 38:03

You know, you could build computers and be hot.

Siobhan 38:05

That's correct Exclusive no. No, no, you didn't say hot.

Josh 38:08

You said cool guy Chris, you want to take that one.

Matt 38:11

He could be cool and hot, yeah, you can build computers and be hot. Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely. There are two IT guys in this room right now.

Siobhan 38:18

Oh yeah, See, there are two IT guys in this room right now. Oh yeah, oh yeah, you can.

Christa 38:27

By the way, mischief managed in case someone tried to uno-reverse me.

Matt 38:28

Chris's turn ends and someone says I would have said that Josh that's me which horcrux was found in the Room of Requirements. Was it Nagini Nagini?

Josh 38:38

sorry, oh, it's the diadem.

Matt 38:39

Yep, is that how you say?

Siobhan 38:41

it, it's diadem.

Josh 38:42

Diadem.

Christa 38:42

Oh, okay, I thought it was crazy for a second.

Josh 38:44

Ravenclaws.

Siobhan 38:45

Ooh, that wasn't trying to catch you, I don't know it's all right, Josh who's drinking Okie dokie?

Josh 38:52

I'm going to put Siob Stop stop.

Siobhan 38:54

You've tried to get us on that train already.

Round 6 - Magical Creatures

Josh 38:57

That's fine, that's fine, I'll sit here and drink while you all and I think you're trying to throw us off your scent.

Siobhan 39:05

I mean, listen, did that happen? Probably not to my benefit.

Josh 39:10

Ruthlessly beat me in music trivia.

Siobhan 39:12

So this is just me trying to take my revenge, that is how for Hogwarts, this train Okay.

Josh 39:19

Wait, is that the category?

Matt 39:20

No.

Christa 39:21

Category Hogwarts train. Categories this whole time.

Siobhan 39:24

Krista.

Matt 39:24

Whoa. Speaking of the room of requirement, who died in the struggle in that room during the Battle of Hogwarts? Was it Vincent Crabbe, draco Malfoy, blaze Zabini or Goyle Gregory Goyle?

Christa 39:37

I think it was Goyle.

Matt 39:39

Goyle was sad because it was Crabbe oh.

Christa 39:42

I knew it was one of the two Josh, can we get a?

Josh 39:45

roundup. There. Siobhan's in last place. She's got two power-ups left, with one point. Krista is in second last with two points. She's got all four of her power-ups left. And then Chris and I are both tied with four points. Chris has two power-ups left.

Siobhan 40:01

I have three power-ups left.

Matt 40:02

Okay, siobhan.

Siobhan 40:02

Yes.

Matt 40:02

What creature is bred specifically for use in wizarding transportation and only drinks single malt whiskey? Is it Thestrals, hippogriffs, abraxan winged horses or Fluffy the Cerberus?

Siobhan 40:16

Aw Fluffy, uh, I'll do it. What do we do for the Pensieve?

Matt 40:22

Well, the Pensieve differences between movies.

Siobhan 40:25

Yes, so I just say I want to use the Pensieve.

Matt 40:27

Yes.

Siobhan 40:27

Like I'll like to go to a there's no catch here. Okay, got it.

Chris 40:30

Chris, you knew that one right All right, yeah, the Pensieve.

Josh 40:32

She needs this one or she's out of the game Right Peeves the Poltergeist does.

Matt 40:39

Which of the following is a memorable Pease moment? From the books that was left out of the films? He helps Harry study for charms. He teaches Fred and George how to duel. He constantly taunts Dolores Umbridge and fights in the final battle. Pease befriends Moaning Myrtle and moves into her bathroom.

Siobhan 40:56

Lol that last one. Does he work with Fred and George?

Matt 41:02

He does not, is it?

Siobhan 41:04

Umbridge.

Matt 41:04

It is Umbridge. That's great. I love that.

Siobhan 41:06

That's okay if I don't have that, that's a fun one. I like that one.

Christa 41:09

Also like see, I feel like I'm just now realizing he's not in the movies. I'm like, oh shoot, Well, really, that's right.

Siobhan 41:15

If I have to go down in a bunch of drag.

Josh 41:19

Yeah, that's the one. I don't understand why leave him out.

Chris 41:23

Because they didn't want to cast another person is my assumption.

Christa 41:26

Or they didn't want to do another ghost because they already had nearly had the snake.

Josh 41:29

He was such a fun character in the book it would have been an easy thing to write into the movies. If I'm going out in Dragon's Lames.

Siobhan 41:41

You're welcome for all opening up the Pensieve as an option for all of you, and I feel like you definitely would be good at that.

Josh 41:44

It was the horses, the horses, the Thestrals, right? No, not Thestrals.

Christa 41:49

The Abraxin horses that was going to be my guess. Maxime Just evil horses, aren't they Evil horses?

Chris 41:59

They're the death horses.

Siobhan 42:00

I will Aviti Kadivi myself on this. And say Harry Carey, so bye.

Christa 42:08

Arthur Cadaver to you, you know you're welcome. She can go back as the fun-loving poltergeist now. Yes.

Josh 42:14

Matt, can we still use her for a double? Make it a double If she's out. Sure, why not? All right, I like it. Will she actually try to help or will she try to tank the person?

Siobhan 42:22

who picks her?

Matt 42:22

You'll never, know, Chris, is she out?

Christa 42:25

for revenge.

Matt 42:26

What is the first password to Gryffindor Tower in the Philosopher's Stone? Philosophers.

Christa 42:32

Not sorcerers. Yes, we're going with the English version here, is it?

Matt 42:35

Waddle Bird, caput Draconis, pig Snout or Fortuna Major.

Chris 42:45

Going big with Pigstown? It is not.

Christa 42:49

Is it Fortuna Major?

Matt 42:50

It's Kaput Draconis.

Christa 42:52

What Were these all passwords at one point?

Chris 42:55

Pigstown and Fortuna Major definitely are. They were yes.

Josh 42:58

What that's rough I would not have known that either.

Siobhan 43:02

Me neither. He couldn't send it to me, me, neither, me, neither.

Matt 43:04

What did he say? It is he didn't send it.

Josh 43:05

Oh, he couldn't send it to me.

Matt 43:07

Caput Draconis.

Josh 43:08

Like dead dragon no.

Siobhan 43:10

Caput is head.

Josh 43:11

It's dragon's head.

Siobhan 43:13

Oh, okay, it's head in Latin See.

Josh 43:14

Wow, should have got that one.

Siobhan 43:19

Latin that I didn't get, ooh.

Matt 43:24

Josh, that's me. What does SPEW stand for? Shoot? This was Hermione Granger's effort to help the house elves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare. Society for the Protection of Elvish Workers. Support for the Protection of Elf Workers. Society for the Preservation of Elvish Welfare.

Josh 43:46

Wow, that is not one that I know, so I'm going to make it. I'm going to do a pensive on this one.

Matt 43:52

You're going to pensive this, one Give me a little different category here.

Josh 43:55

Difference of what is it, Difference of movie and books.

Matt 43:57

Difference of movie and books. Okay we're scrolling and we're scrolling.

Josh 44:00

Scrolling scrolling.

Matt 44:01

Okay. The final duel location in Deathly Hallows, part 2 in the movie, harry and Voldemort Duel Alone in the Hogwarts Courtyard. Which of the following correctly describes the book's version? Harry and Voldemort duel in the Forbidden Forest. Harry ambushes Voldemort in Snape's office. Harry and Voldemort duel in the Great Hall in front of everyone. Voldemort and Harry duel in the Quidditch pitch.

Josh 44:24

It's in the Great Hall, in front of everybody.

Matt 44:26

It is in the Great Hall, in front of everybody In front of everybody.

Christa 44:30

Everybody saw it.

Josh 44:32

Not my daughter, you bitch.

Siobhan 44:36

Excellent work. Excellent work for the win.

Josh 44:39

At least they didn't cut that out in the movies.

Christa 44:41

That was good, I loved it.

Josh 44:42

Okay, I'm going to give that drink. I'm glad they didn't cut that out in the movies. That was good. I loved it. Okay, I'm going to give that drink. I'm going for the kill shots here, krista, that's for you.

Christa 44:48

Was that my last point? No, you got one more.

Siobhan 44:50

Oh, okay, now you're on. That is sucky to go out.

Matt 44:54

All right, krista. What was Voldemort's mother's name? Hebziva Smith, Marv, eileen, prince or Merope Gaunt?

Christa 45:03

You know, I think I'm going to use one of my guys here and I'm going to make it a double.

Matt 45:08

Ooh.

Christa 45:09

Duh.

Chris 45:10

Oi Barking, make it a double.

Christa 45:15

Which one are you picking? I'm going to pick Josh. I hope he doesn't screw me over, but he's sitting here like I knew it, I won't, I won't.

Josh 45:21

It's Merope, it's the last one. D.

Chris 45:23

Marope, marope.

Josh 45:25

Marope Calm down guys.

Siobhan 45:26

Meemaw, as Matt said.

Matt 45:27

Marope we have nine different Marope-ations Meemaw.

Chris 45:31

Meemaw Nine different. Hey, Marope, get over here.

Siobhan 45:34

That is the correct one, boy Marope make it a double was correct, right.

Josh 45:44

Yes, that was correct, all right, thank you. In some form, krista, you get to either take a point or you get to get another point back, or take a point from somebody, and then I get to do the same I'll take a point, I'll, I'll all right. So chris is going to go back up to two, and I'm going to take a point from chris. Of course I'm sorry, I gotta, just I gotta do what I gotta do over here I'm fighting to prove my wife wrong here okay, I like josh has a mission.

Siobhan 46:05

Today I got a mission that is one of the biggest motivators out there.

Josh 46:09

True I think chris knew that too.

Christa 46:12

I did yeah yeah well, he said, there went um, it's my rope he's coming in hard with the pronunciation when I so I started reading these books when I was six and I just read them Okay.

Josh 46:25

No, no, no, no, sorry Sorry.

Matt 46:26

Sorry, sorry. In sixth grade, in sixth, grade.

Siobhan 46:28

Whoa, sixth grade and six, that's very different.

Josh 46:31

Sorry yeah, while I've been drinking.

Matt 46:32

You were very far ahead in school, weren't you?

Josh 46:34

The way and I was reading them to myself in my own brain, and the way I said Herm even remember how I pronounce her name.

Siobhan 46:47

Yeah, something like that. When somebody first said hermione, I was like what the hell's that? And then the movies came out and I'm like also insert every other phrase in that book.

Josh 46:53

Yeah, exactly that was the one that really stuck with me.

Matt 46:55

I'm like, oh wow, never would have pronounced it that way ever in my life I actually saw the first movie and I know I was in high school but I don't remember exactly when I saw it. Shortly after it came out and I watched it and I hadn't really like, didn't think I'd enjoy the books or anything. I watched the movie and I was like I need to go back and read these books immediately. That was the same for me.

Siobhan 47:17

Actually, this is a hard thing to admit. I actually refused to read the books because I was older and so I was like in high school and I was kind of like these books are for kids.

Christa 47:26

No, I read them in high school for the first time too.

Siobhan 47:29

And then immediately saw the first movie and went oh wait, this is like really cool and I remember jumping in.

Josh 47:36

I didn't even read the first book. So sixth grade was my first year of middle school and we had a reading class. Back then we had English, I think but we had a reading class.

Chris 47:44

You will read.

Josh 47:44

Ziplocs. Our reading teacher read us a chapter of the first Harry Potter book every day, and that's how I first got into the book.

Siobhan 47:52

Oh, that is cool, we did that too, but we read Anne of Green Gables. Love that which one. We read Anne of Green Gables.

Christa 47:59

No, but I also went to Catholic school until like sixth grade, so I don't think that they were going to witchcraft for you.

Matt 48:05

I went to Catholic school from second to twelfth grade. No witchcraft and or wizardry.

Siobhan 48:09

Well, mine wasn't that strict, but like it's still.

Christa 48:12

I mean, kids read Harry Potter, but I was like I don't know why in my head I was like this is for children and I don't need to read it Because you probably knew kids who were like I read in like second grade and you're like baby, what like, and then I was like I read lord of the rings like an adult right, and I was like this is really good, actually.

Round 7 - Wands

Christa 48:27

So yeah, I I good stuff. I read them all when I was like 15 or 16 because I was like maybe I actually didn't even watch harry potter until I was like 15 or 16 and the first movie I watched was chamber of secrets because it was on abc, family or whatever, and I was like yo, this is kind of tight.

Josh 48:41

Maybe I should read this yeah, it's good we have a seven-year-old who wants to. He wants to watch the movie, he wants to see the book, read the books, but it's like there's there's killing so it's still pretty heavy for

Matt 48:53

a seven. I gotta tell you I'm watching it with sarah, who's nine yeah and the thing that she took the hardest so far was the petrifying of Filch's cat.

Josh 49:02

Oh, yeah, oh that's tough, I'm sure she's not going to have a good time with you Once again. Justice for Mrs Norris. I'm saying justice.

Matt 49:09

Oh no, we made it through that. We made it through the Goblet of Fire and everything that happens in the Goblet of Fire, but it was the cat. So far that's been the most dramatizing.

Siobhan 49:17

Cedric.

Matt 49:18

Diggory R life's sucking.

Siobhan 49:21

Well, yeah, I think, kill the spare.

Josh 49:23

I think, my, my younger, the one who's five. She is a big unicorn fan and if she sees the dead unicorn in the forest she's gonna have a problem with that fast forward by a couple minutes, don't?

Chris 49:34

worry my unicorn it'll be okay.

Matt 49:37

Alright, here we go, here we go. Alright, let's do this totally not anything weird.

Christa 49:40

Final countdown hit me what is.

Matt 49:41

Anything weird. Final countdown. Hit me. What is the core of Bellatrix Lestrange's wand? I see smoke coming out from under those headphones. It's glorious. Is it phoenix feather? Dragon's heartstring, testicle, tail hair or unicorn hair?

Chris 49:55

I'm going to jump in the pensive he's jumping in. We're going in the pensive.

Siobhan 50:00

I'm not even sure that's allowed.

Chris 50:02

Do you want the answer? Yes, I do want the answer. It's Thestral too.

Josh 50:07

Was it Thestral? Is that what you were thinking?

Chris 50:10

Damn it. I didn't know that one. I just wasn't confident enough.

Josh 50:13

I wasn't sure on that one either.

Matt 50:14

Burning of the Weasley's Home.

Siobhan 50:16

There's a cheery title for question oh my god Not in the book.

Matt 50:20

So the Half-Blood Prince movie shows the borough being attacked and burned down. Which statement best describes the book's version of the event? It didn't happen. Damn you.

Siobhan 50:28

Yes, you are correct it never happened. See, I told you you'd be good at that category.

Matt 50:33

You're welcome. I massaged that question to make it a little harder and you were just Huzzah. Josh, you're drinking?

Josh 50:38

I know I was already listening to that, Justin.

Christa 50:41

yeah, yeah, I know.

Josh 50:43

What a shot.

Christa 50:43

Don't write me nothing else, don't type me nothing else.

Matt 50:45

I know I got it I got it Accio beer, yeah Got it.

Siobhan 50:50

Do you even own all the books, chris? You just listen to an audio book. I mean we own a whole copy. Oh no, I own all the books.

Josh 51:07

Then he owns half the books. That's the way that works. That's fine. I also own multiple multilinguistic versions.

Siobhan 51:10

I heard they're doing new recordings of all the books with specific voice actors for each character. Oh cool, that's cool.

Christa 51:13

I used to have all the books, the current audio books are very good, josh.

Matt 51:18

That's me. We're sticking with this whole wand thing here for a minute. Damn. What wood is Voldemort's wand made from? Is it holly?

Josh 51:28

elm yew or walnut Yew is the elder wand.

Matt 51:33

What are the other ones? Holly, elm, yew or walnut.

Josh 51:37

Holly is hairy. I'm going to go with elm You're going to go with elm.

Matt 51:42

Yeah, you're drinking my friend, boo, it is you. It is you you it's you, josh.

Christa 51:48

It's you the whole time.

Chris 51:50

Elderwood Elder.

Siobhan 51:51

And Holly was only Harry's first wand, right, didn't he break that?

Chris 51:54

All the way until Deathly Hallows, when he breaks it. But, then In the movie, he magically is able To repair the wand with the Elder Wand.

Siobhan 52:01

That's Chris's madness. You all just got a glimpse into the list of grievances. You want to drink again.

Matt 52:08

That's me. All I could hear in my head was the beginning of Soulja Boy you. Get that wand up in your hole.

Siobhan 52:15

I hate my brain sometimes because this is how it works. This is how it goes, krista. Yes.

Matt 52:21

What does the Sorting Hat say about Ravenclaws? Those of wit and knowledge always succeed. Learning is the key to greatness. Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure. Where are those who value learning always thrive.

Christa 52:36

I think I am going to solemnly swear I'm up to no good.

Josh 52:40

Okay.

Christa 52:40

Nice. She's doing it.

Matt 52:43

Love it.

Christa 52:43

They all sounded kind of the same and I was like, oh shoot matt, before you go away, is it whip beyond measure?

Matt 52:50

yeah, nice which actor broke 80 plus wands during filming because he used them as drumsticks was it daniel radcliffe rupert grit, it could have been matt too. It could have been both of them together might have gotten 160. Sorry, so is it Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Matthew Lewis or Tom Felton?

Christa 53:12

I want to say Tom Felton.

Matt 53:14

Although that would have been really funny. It is not. It's Daniel Radcliffe, isn't it? It is Daniel Radcliffe.

Josh 53:19

Oh, really, the only one, that would have been like that's fine. Yeah, I remember seeing something about that in some video.

Matt 53:23

He said he would absentmindedly just drum on his legs and broke dozens over the years.

Josh 53:29

And there is a YouTube video. Are they really that frizzy?

Chris 53:31

I'm sure they were made of crap. Yeah, I guess that's fair Right, they're not real Paper mache he was on the screen the most you know, actually you are not, you have one left, okay, well, mischief managed guys.

Christa 53:47

All right, very nicely done, remembering that, I don't even know if is there a consequence if you didn't.

Josh 53:53

Yeah, I think you have to run around the whole house.

Christa 53:56

That's crazy screaming.

Matt 53:58

Josh, give me a points round up here. Let's see where we are.

Josh 54:05

Not a lot of points left on the board. Chris has got one and she's got a pensive and put it on someone else's tab left. Chris has two points and he has make it a double left and I have two points and I have put it on someone else's tab and make it a double left.

Matt 54:15

Alright, so we got a little bit to go here and I'm dead.

Siobhan 54:18

Let's do some spells.

Josh 54:20

Let's do some spells.

Matt 54:21

Let's do some spells, Chris. What spell can reverse the effects of Patrificus Totalus Is?

Chris 54:36

it Episci Locantatum Finite. Incantatum Ineverate.

Matt 54:38

It better be Finite Incantatum. Yeah, it's that one. Finite Incantatum, finite.

Chris 54:41

I don't know what that second one was, so it made me very nervous. Finite Incantatum that was my attempt.

Matt 54:45

I don't know what that second one was, so it made me very nervous. High nighty cantata. That was my attempt. Oh, you made up something.

Siobhan 54:50

Okay.

Christa 54:51

Oh, that's why it did its job.

Chris 54:53

It confused me. I'm going to make Krista exit the game.

Final round - Spells and Winner Declared

Josh 54:57

Krista, you are out of the game. It's a boys game. Rest in peace, guys.

Christa 54:59

It's been RIP. I was already drinking because the boys game. Rest in peace, guys. It's been RIP.

Siobhan 55:02

I was already drinking, because I assumed we were going to take one. Siobhan and I will be ghosts, that's right, yep.

Matt 55:06

It comes down to Josh RIP.

Chris 55:08

I shouldn't have done that, since Josh comes after me. But it's okay, I do.

Matt 55:12

Josh, what spell conjures a protective barrier specifically against physical entities?

Josh 55:17

If it's not Protego, I'm going to be annoyed, but go ahead.

Siobhan 55:21

Is it?

Matt 55:22

Cave inimicum.

Siobhan 55:24

Sir.

Matt 55:25

Good lord, salvingum hexia, repello muggletum, which I love and protego totalum.

Josh 55:32

He sounds like a person who's never drank wine trying to read a wine list.

Siobhan 55:36

Yes, I actually trust him more with a wine list than this. It has to be the last one.

Josh 55:40

If it's not, I'm going to be very upset, it is Protego.

Siobhan 55:42

Okay thank you.

Josh 55:44

I'll take a point from Chris. It's not shibadid.

Siobhan 55:47

And Chris shibadibida. Chris and he need to get this next one right Unless he wants to make it a double with me.

Christa 55:52

A diddly dee boat, a diddly.

Matt 56:09

I like that the spells answers are not asking. He's got to make it a double left and I have two and I have put it on someone else's tab and make it a double left. Chris, what spell does Voldemort use to fly without a broom? Is it Volatus Ascendio, an unsupported, no incantation flight spell, or Aviforce?

Chris 56:21

It's the third one, because we never hear him say anything it is the third one. He just does it and then snape does it and they're like oh, you learned something from your master everyone sounds the same. And then in the movie uh, magically, every single dementor knows how to do it in the beginning of part one. It's like wow again, where is the? Where is the power creep in this movie of?

Siobhan 56:43

this episode that is a glimpse into ch's grievances with the Harry Potter books and the movies.

Christa 56:49

It's going to be like an NPR episode. It is. It really is. Welcome, Chris. I have a lot to complain about.

Josh 56:55

That's me.

Chris 56:56

Send it to me. It's 1-1.

Josh 56:58

I can either get this or not get it.

Matt 57:00

This could be should be the game. Here's the or not get it. This could be. Should be the game. So here is the spell that I wish I had during this podcast occasionally what spell prevents others from overhearing conversations? Muffilato Silencio, quietus or Sonaris Good?

Josh 57:16

choices too. I'm 90% certain I could be sneaky here and make it a double, and then we could both take points, or I could. I think it make it a double and then we could both take points, or I could. I think it's muffalato.

Matt 57:28

You think it's muffalato? It is muffalato.

Siobhan 57:32

Sounds like a great sandwich.

Chris 57:34

Can we say it's not actually muffalato, which is a sandwich, and it's muffliato? No, muffliato is the sandwich with an A.

Siobhan 57:40

at the end it's muffaletta.

Boozy Quote and Podcast Info

Josh 57:43

From New Orleans. Great sandwich, by the way, I don't like the Nutella sandwich.

Matt 57:46

Look, there's an L in there.

Christa 57:48

Trying to cast a silence spell and you accidentally make a sandwich.

Chris 57:53

Alright, I'm alright with this, chris, I'm going to take your last point here and make you have a drink.

Siobhan 57:58

Josh, chris had to um actually his way out of that last one too Shouldn't have taken Krista out my undoing.

Matt 58:07

Well done, Josh.

Chris 58:08

Wow.

Matt 58:09

Josh.

Siobhan 58:12

Well done.

Matt 58:13

I didn't know how this one was going to go. Who was going to come out on?

Josh 58:16

top of this one. Thank you, I'm not as dumb as I thought I was. We literally have enough questions to do this again.

Matt 58:21

Like we can start from scratch and keep going.

Chris 58:23

Oh for sure, yeah, there's so much. Do we need to?

Matt 58:26

do a part two?

Josh 58:27

Yes, yeah, for sure. Part two Let me text my wife real quick Big brain.

Matt 58:35

Well, thank you all.

Siobhan 58:35

Hooray.

Matt 58:37

Thank you all very much, Josh congratulations again Indeed Congrats. And we will be back soon. Again, congrats, and we will be back soon.

Chris 58:44

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Matt 58:57

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