When Life Hits A Breaking Point

A bad day turns into a real conversation fast. We open by owning a heated moment and talking plainly about depression, stress, and that scary feeling of hitting a personal breaking point even when life looks “fine” from the outside. If you’ve been carrying irritability, burnout, or heavy moods, you’ll recognize the way small problems can stack up until you snap and the value of apologizing without excuses.

Then we shift into everyday survival mode: a cable bill that shoots up to $310, cutting Spectrum add-ons like HBO and DVR, and why streaming subscriptions like Netflix keep creeping higher. We trade practical ideas for lowering monthly expenses, choosing what you actually use, and keeping only what matters, while also venting about rent, taxes, utilities, and how the cost of living in California can make you feel trapped.

From there, the talk goes wide: gas prices, war headlines, price gouging, and blunt opinions about California politics and immigration enforcement history. We also get into the internet’s trust problem, including AI deepfakes and viral videos that look real until you notice the details, plus a side debate about adults going to Disneyland and why people police harmless fun. We end with wild colonoscopy humor, men’s health curiosity, and a grounded reminder to be safe.

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Transcript

Audio Problems And Daily Stress

Sponsor Shoutout And Checking In

Joe 1:11

What's up, everybody? What's up? What's up, Los Angeles, California? What's up? This is Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted, everybody. What's up? Happy Sunday everybody Happy sunday What's up, Montebello? What's up, East L. A.? What's up, Boyle Heights? What up, Monterrey Park? What' up, South Central? What's going on everybody. Thank you for listening. Thank you, Mikayla, for supporting our show, everybody thing to do. Well, well, well, what's upening, Gooch? What's going on, everybody? What's going on, Gooch? What's happening? What's happening? Well, wait a minute, before we get the show started, okay? I want to publicly apologize to Joe on on the show. I was having a moment yesterday when we were trying to get the show off the ground. Yeah, wow. Really? Yeah. I was just irritated, dude. Like, I don't know, man. I think I think in the last I want to say three, four weeks, I've just been like fucking depressed, dude. Like depressed. You know, your mental status, you know, starts you start losing grip. I don't know, man. I don't know. Just maybe uh, you know, sometimes you just get overwhelmed with life, and you know, everything's good, you know, financially, you know, people around me. Well, some some people around me, you know, everything's good, you know. It's just your mental status, you know, you just stress out, and then the stress gets to you, and then you know, I don't know about anxiety. I don't know what anxiety feels. I don't think I have that, but that feels all ugly, man. I know how that feels. Sometimes I get that shit. It feels like you're gonna have a heart attack, like you know, shit like that. So my mental status hasn't been, you know, on point. But yesterday I just felt like a breaking point. Like it, it was like, fuck, dude, like you know. But so I'm publicly apologizing to Joe because I gave him a little bit of attitudes and a little, a little hostility right there. Hostility, yeah, hostility is a better word. So I apologize to Joe. I apologize. Now I can hear now I yeah, now I can hear him. Oh, okay. Because I'm using the phone, I'm not using the laptop. Oh, I see. I see. Yeah, dude. Um hey now, yeah, yeah. So what we were re well, we're gonna start it yesterday though, live on on you know on YouTube yesterday. So you were just getting a breaking point yesterday. Yeah, dude, I was just fucking irritated, dude. Yeah, yeah. Well, I get those moments too, dude. But I'm in the freeway when I'm driving when there's a lot of traffic, you know. So that's uh shit drives me crazy. But yeah, dude, I know I know that feeling, you know. Yeah, but uh, especially when when our audio doesn't get right, when it doesn't go right. Sometimes when I look at the settings, it says it says something different. It's supposed to it's supposed to say uh on my mixer to the Microsoft, it has to connect to the microficrosoft Chrome, right? Nothing else, it has to connect from there, nothing else. But if I see something different, it's the the audio is gonna sound weird, you know. So it's like um I'm gonna be speaking on the microphone and I'm gonna be speaking through the laptop, so it doesn't have to do that, so it has to be Microsoft on Microsoft Chrome or any Microsoft Edge, it has to be either those two connected to the audio, so yeah. Other than that, what's up, everybody? This show is brought to you by Suavecito, everybody. Tune in to Suavecito, it's uh go to your nearest Walmart. Uh they're all there now. So you could get firm or firm hold, original, and mate. And if you want to go to their website, go to www.suavecito, everyone. There's a website right there. You go there. This is uh a nice product called Suavecito. Go to www.suavecito.com, everybody. Yeah, I love that fucking pomade so much. I buy it every day. They're taking they're taking my money, so let them do that. So yeah, Suavecito, everyone. Are you using some right now? Uh yeah, you know what? I haven't took in taken a shower, so I come in like I still have it on me.

Thee Gooch 6:17

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Remo, Roofing Heat, Fear Of Heights

Joe 6:19

Yeah, it smells good. And they have a lot of different different varieties, like special edition, like you know, your favorite um like designs, like Mickey Mouse. Sometimes they come out with uh, you know, Disneyland items and different like faceted inferiors, they come out with all that stuff, you know, special editions and all that stuff. Speaking of Mickey Mouse, I thought you guys were going to Disneyland today. Uh not today. Not today. No, not today. But yeah, so it's 72 degrees in the highs. Everybody is kind of warm today for one o'clock at one o'clock p.m. right now, so it's kind of warm. Not too hot, you know. I think it's like 65 where I'm at. 65? I went to work this morning. I I went to work this morning, I put on shorts. I think it was the wrong day to wear shorts, yeah. God, no shit. And there were your your your legs were getting cold, or what yeah. My PP shrunk too. Oh, it did? Yeah, I had to sit down and pee most of the day. It shouldn't be it shouldn't be that sound effect, it should have been like a little point, like a pin, huh? Ping. What's up with Remo? Have you talked to Remo? Is he gonna do the show or well? I text him today. Oh, well, I I lied. I mean, I I called him today in the morning and I told him about um are you gonna join in? But he sounded like he was kind of asleep. It was like around see like eight o'clock and no nine o'clock and stuff. And um he if he was he sounded kind of tired, you know, yeah because he worked with uh my foo. Yeah, yeah. Um he worked uh with my foo fool and it was like Wednesday, right? Wednesday, and it was really hot. So I mean, I would I would really want him to explain it to him because I really don't know how it went. But from when I was told, he told me was that it was really hot, he was sore, and and I mean, I don't and isn't he afraid of heights too? I think he is.

Thee Gooch 8:22

Yeah, yeah. The thing is, is that it's it's it's the work the work is roofing. Yeah, you know, you gotta be up on the roof, and you know, it's 108. I think when I talked to him that day too, I think they uh they told me that it was 104 degrees.

Joe 8:36

Oh no shit.

Cable Bill Shock And Cutting Costs

Thee Gooch 8:38

That's why I didn't, I I did roofing like one time my construction career, dude, and that was it. That was done. I couldn't do that shit. Yeah, so I yeah, I called him. He said uh he I it looked, I it looked like he was in um in a good um mood to do it because he sounded like tired and all that stuff. I think he's still feeling the effect of the how he was working that day. You know, I mean I mean I would'll give it I would've give it a shot, dude. But I don't like fucking summer. I don't like fucking the heat. You you know that, you know. But uh you would you would try doing roofing? I will try to do it, me see to experience it, but I was then I was telling my foo foo that I don't you know I don't like the heat, dude. I like the cold, you know, shit like that. So I don't know. I will give it a shot, but it has to be like uh Sunday and Monday if when I had those two days off. Yeah, I did it one time. Did you like it? No, I didn't like it. That was fucking 20 plus years ago, man. Oh shit. I'm afraid if I do if I will do it, I will like come and say I'm uh I will fall and fall or I'll f I will probably fall down the house or something like that, you know? But um, yeah. That's what I'm worried about. Plus, I'm getting old, you know? Oh yeah, above all. Like an old fart and shit. But um, oh well. What could I say? You know, yeah, and the older you get, the slower you get, you know. Yeah, but uh I don't know, just fucking crazy. So what were you saying about your cable bill? Well, yeah, I called him because uh it was really high, dude. Like I I it's like $310, dude.

Joe 10:23

I go, fuck, man. You know? And uh but it was like uh I called him and I told him, you know what, I don't even watch HBO. Right? But but you guys but you but you got the like the sp the the the cable channels, right? Yeah, I got everything. I got the phone, the voice, the the telephone, which is voice. I got the HBO, I got the DVR. So I took all that shit out. I well they told they leave the they leave the voice, the telephone, which is the telephone. I left that.

Thee Gooch 11:01

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Joe 11:02

So what I what they took out it was the D VR. So I gotta take the how you call it the

Rent, Taxes, And Cost Of Living

Thee Gooch 11:08

DVR box. I gotta take it to Spec the what the the the I'll just say it fucking Spectrum. And I will just and then I'll just use it on streaming because they have apps on your smart television. Right. I got apps now, so you just use the app on Spectrum and that's it. You know, plain simple. And what else was I say? So I I took all that out, and then uh all I gotta worry is about just the Wi-Fi and the streaming apps, and that's it. Yeah, and anymore, too, dude. The fucking streaming ads are getting expensive too. Yeah, and and and two is I took out the cable, HBO, all that shit. Because I don't really watch it, and I told them, you know what, yeah, just let me have the basic because HBO now, I don't watch they put movies that I don't even fucking know. Yeah, now it's coming out with series now, they're coming out with the fucking episode series, all that shit. Yeah, you know, it's supposed to be for movies, you know, and then Bill Marr comes out. I mean, HBO is supposed to be for fucking movies, right? Yeah, on box. Bill Marr coming in, coming in fucking cable and shit and HBO. Couldn't he be in fucking uh Comedy Central and all that shit? Some shit basic channel and shit. So I took that shit out because they were giving nothing but repeat movies, movies that I don't haven't fucking seen. I have HBO Max. Why why I'm gonna watch HBO if they're gonna have an HBO Max on stream, yeah. Right, you know what I'm saying? So I took all that, it's like I'm spending a lot of money for that shit. So I took it. When I was uh I got Netflix a while back, and I I think I got it for like $12.99. And I only have it because of the kid, you know? Because I don't really watch it. I stick yeah, you know, I watch one thing like The Office on Peacock, right? Yeah, yeah. I I watched that shit all day, dude. Even on my day, like if I have a day off, I'll watch that shit all day and I get home, I watch Office, you know. But fuck, dude, I looked at my my billing statement on the bank. Fucking $17.99 now. Jeez, like holy shit. And I heard that on Netflix is gonna raise the price again. So just to let you guys know. And um, but uh I cut a I cut my bell uh my bill down, so it dropped a hundred dollars, so it's good, you know. I mean, I'd rather pay two hundred dollars than three hundred dollars, you know. So and then I'd rather I'd rather pay no hundred dollars, you know what I'm saying? Well that's true, that's true. Yeah, you're right. But I was trying to drop it down, you know, just to take the voice out and all that shit. But I got now, you know what? I probably need that uh the extra telephone for for an emergency, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, is that the house phone? The house phone, yeah. What happens if the internet's down and shit like that? You know, I'll just use my fucking phone and all that stuff. And um, yeah, so uh I was happy, so I took that shit, I took care of that. And yeah, just uh the the the the teller was real cool. So have you got your taxes yet? Your tax return? Yeah, I re got it. Yeah, I received it. Yeah, yeah.

Gas Prices, War Talk, Price Gouging

Joe and Thee Gooch 14:17

I have to get it's all gonna go to rent, so what the fuck is the point, you know? Oh, I know that fucking feeling. That's why I think that's one of the main reasons why I sold my house, dude. Yeah, I mean, you've you you were telling me about that, right? Yeah, dude, because fuck the electricity bill went up, gas bill goes up, the water bill goes up, and uh fucking taxes to pay the properties go up. It's like Jesus Christ, dude. Everything goes up. Yeah, right now then I'm comfortable, dude. Yeah, I pay one thing of rent and everything's covered, and I'm good, dude. Yeah, I know, yeah. I know that fucking feeling, dude. And um, because uh I don't know, man. I mean, it just everything's going up, everything's and the gas is already fucking going up like six dollars already and shit. You guys are paying six dollars now? Well, I saw it was it was right, it was five uh forty something. The last time I was in Chino Hills, like five forty-six. So in some places I saw like it was six dollars, like in the LA, you know, where the union station is at over there in downtown. Six bucks, seven dollars, or some shit. Well, that one gas station you always see on fucking social media, the one that price gouges on Alameda, uh-huh. Yeah, that's like the Placito Olvera, yeah. That that's the one I'm talking about. Yeah, that fucker price gouges, dude, all the time. You see that you've seen the same gas station in California all the time. Oh, look at what Trump's doing with the gas. No, you're price gouging, you fucking idiot. Yeah. And you know what? Speaking of gas, you know, this whole war in Iran, you know, it's it almost like once they they started bombing Iran, the the gas prices you know went through the roof, you know. Right, right but but the thing is, I think the the whole country, the oil companies are fucking gouging the whole fucking company because how can they spike up through the roof overnight? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I mean, um you know, yeah, yeah. I mean, I think once they heard about the wars gonna happen, oh let's let's raise it up, you know, and then they'll blame it on Trump, you know, things like that. Yeah, because we don't get the fucking gas from them. I mean, yeah, the people, I mean, the people think that they they think that it's the government that's in control of the fucking gas. It's not the it's not the people, it's not the government that's in control of the gas. I mean they the the government taxed the the people that own oil, right? Yeah, you know, it's like when someone discovers oil. You find over your richest person, right? Yeah, and that person's gonna control the oil the oil, right? I don't know if I'm c I'm wrong or right on that shit, but I mean it's the state that's in control of the gas. Yeah, because over here where I'm at oil. Where I'm at in the state of Wyoming, before the war, it was under two dollars a gallon of gas. How much is it now? Close to, if not like about four dollars. Damn, no shit. But you gotta realize, but in California, you California's gonna pay up the ass by uh by July, the summer of this year. Yeah, you were talking about that on the last episode, right? That you can blame that shit on the stupid policies of Gabonuska. Those are that's his policies. That's why California is spending way too much.

Thee Gooch 17:42

Yeah.

California Politics And Immigration Laws

Sex Offenders And Disneyland Judgments

Joe and Thee Gooch 17:43

Well, isn't um Trump gonna let uh us um find the oil, like dig drill, drill something. Yeah, then that's what I'm saying. You know, we're drilling over here in the States, right? Why the fuck is our gas going up so much, you know? Because we we don't if we get from over if we get our gas oil from overseas, it's not that much, maybe about five percent. You know, maybe seven percent pushing it. But the latest thing right now with that fucking scumbag, Gavin Newsom, the governor of California, is that he's blocking. You know how you see the platforms of the oil oil when they're drilling oil off the coast of California? Yeah, those platforms where they're drilling oil that right there can save California. That right that alone can can you California could spend maybe two dollars a fucking gallon if Gabinousum would fucking set that shit loose, but he won't because he he we because it's just stupid policies, dude. Yeah, that guy's already getting on my nerves because now he's acting brave on fucking social media, dude. He's now he's talking. Now he's talking, and you see, and you see how he's blaming Trump because of the gas prices in California? Yeah, yeah, and it's stupid. And you know what? The thing is that all of a sudden he has balls. Now he's acting brave. It's uh a Trump guy that doesn't like Trump trying to be Trump. Doesn't make sense. Have you noticed? Yeah, yeah. Like now he's being mouthy, you know, yeah. And people buy it, people buy it, you know, right? All these liberal democrats, they buy the bullshit that he sells. Yeah, you know, now he's being now he's being mouth mouthy. Now he's like saying that he's uh trying to act, like you was saying something about Trump. I don't know what you were saying about, but now he's trying to act all like tough and all that shit about what's going on in Iran, you know? And this is a guy that wants to be a president of the United States, and he backed down, and I I I call him a wussy because he he he's trying to like he was against Trump or everything. Now he's and in that I mean everybody wants him as a president, but he's the one that's like against the ice and all that stuff when people are coming to the other countries and all that stuff. He's all against that, right? And and this is a guy that he's against the war. And you go, do you really want this guy to be a president? He can't even handle fucking California. Look at the way California is, and people need to understand, and they and they don't because nobody talks about it, but everybody people need to do their research. Any law that ICE is enforcing today under Trump or even under fucking Biden and under Obama, since 1996 under Bill Clinton and Chuck Schumer, all those fucking goons were totally against illegal immigration back in 1996. These laws that they're enforcing today is because of Bill Clinton. Yeah, not Donald fucking Trump, not fucking Bush, you know, not Reagan is because of Bill fucking Clinton. But nobody likes to talk about it because they're fucking Democrats. Yeah, these are old laws, right? That were old laws. Yeah. Pushing it. He's pushing it harder, that's all. But they're blaming him. And the thing is, is that the only reason why Obama got away with deporting a lot more immigrants than any other president in the United States is because the Democratic Party helped him. They gave Obama ICE agents a fucking list of people that needed to go. But nobody talks about it. Nobody likes to hear it. God forbid that they paint Obama the greatest president, the the president that ever the greatest one that divided this fucking country, dude, did nothing for the black community. And and they're all against them too. And look at look at how fast, look at how fast the Democrats canceled Caesar Chavez. You know what? I think I mean they fucking took down his fucking statues, they're renaming the streets, they're fucking they canceled his ass all because of an allegation. I'm not saying it did or didn't happen because the guy's been fucking dead for 33 years. Yeah, all of a sudden they brought it up. And all of a sudden, this Huerta lady, yeah. Now they want to change her name instead of now Caesar Chavez. Now it's gonna be, I forget her first name, but her last name's Huerta. Yeah, now everything's gonna be under her name. So that means they're gonna put uh Cesar Chavez Brooklyn back on East LA and Boy Hunter. No, they're gonna change it to that lady that made the allegations against uh Chavez. But I I heard a lot of different stories about her, dude, that she was a whore. I heard that she was with a different guy. She was uh with uh Caesar Chavez's brother. Well, I think she was I think she was only four I may be wrong, you know, anywhere between 14 to 17 years old when these allegations happened. You know, but I I didn't read Cesar Chavez to me, anyways, was a piece of shit. He's a fucking Democrat. Okay. He hated he hated illegal immigrants, but meanwhile, he he exploited the Mexicans, anyways, that had papers and sp and and and you know, and everybody thinks, oh well, they were getting paid. No, they weren't, they weren't getting paid good because it was union and all this other bullshit. They weren't getting paid, they were still being exploited. You know, it's just like back in the days when there were slaveries, when there were slaves, the Democratic Party, the first thing they would say, Well, if we free the slaves, who's gonna pick our cotton? Yeah just like today. The Democrats will say the same thing. If we don't have no illegal immigrants, who's gonna pick our fruits? Yeah, exactly. Same fucking shit, dude. Yeah, so I've been hearing a lot of stories about her. So I've been hearing like uh she was with uh Caesar Travis's brother, and then she was with other people and all that stuff. There's a lot of allegations on her, too. And on that the saddest part, the saddest part is that he's not alive to back himself up, you know. Yeah, well, I mean, like I said, I I don't know if it did or didn't happen. I mean, I'm not for it, don't get me wrong, for sexual you know, predators and shit. You know, I'm fucking pissed off that this administration's not fucking holding people accountable, their names are all over the fucking files. Yeah, start arresting people, yeah. That's true, one by one, right? Like, yeah, take your time, but arrest them one by one, you know, and they're running out of time, nobody's arresting anybody, yeah. You know, and that's the shit that pisses me off, you know. And uh the people that like uh are against ice, you know, trying to arrest these uh pedophiles or sexual offenders and all sex offenders. You know how many people are probably sexual offenders in the neighborhoods, dude? Oh no, no. People don't know, they don't look at their apps and all that shit. There's a lot of probably sexual, they're worrying about something out there instead of not worrying about the people in the neighborhoods, you know. Yeah, yeah, your fucking neighbor can be a sexual predator, even that. I was worried I worked with some guy that I didn't know he was a child molester. I wish I can say his name, but uh but I didn't know he was a child molester, and I worked with him for about a year, I think. And he was a cool dude, you know, cool dude, you know, you know, all about God and shit, you know, which is cool, whatever. God forgave him, that's on them, you know. But I didn't know he was a fucking predator. Yeah, you know, I have his his arrest record record on my phone. No shit. Because you can see you can see all that shit, it's all public records. Yeah, it's by law, right? Yeah, but um because there's a I'm I'm gonna show you something, okay? You know, we all like Disneyland, right? Adults like Disneyland.

Thee Gooch 26:06

Right.

Road Rage Stories And Dad Teaching Driving

Joe and Thee Gooch 26:06

Oh, more yeah. You know, I couldn't go there every fucking day. Not every day? No, no, maybe one once a once a year, maybe if that. I forgot to add it, dude. I forgot I added. There was uh a video uh late adults going to Disneyland, right? And uh she says that a person says uh she that person doesn't have no kids, you're an adult, why are you doing here? Why you being in here in Disneyland, you know? And and she was like saying, Well, I like Disneyland, so what's the problem? You know, and that's my point is that why is that lady so involved with the person is doing at Disneyland? Because just because she's an adult. Don't you should be you should be worried about the people from school, people in the neighborhoods, people that you should worry about out there instead of worrying about the person at Disneyland. Yeah, I hear what you're saying. She was she was calling that lady a pedophile because she went to Disneyland, because she's an adult. I mean, and she was by herself? No, she was with her boyfriend, you know, shit like that, or her husband or husband or something. But I mean, why is that lady getting involved? Yeah, well, people's business. And she should be worrying about other people and another like schools and fucking teachers or fucking people in the neighborhood, especially in her neighborhood. There's a lot, maybe like 70% there might be sexual predators, predators out there, you know. Instead of worrying about a person at Disneyland because she's that person's having a great time at Disneyland. No, I hear what you're saying, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, um there's nothing, there's nothing wrong with you know, adults going to Yeah. I mean, people just want to have fun, you know, take a load off their mind. You know, people are stressing in that work, you know, go have a good time, you know. Shit like that. You know, it's the happiest place on earth. Why are people mixing that shit up? Yeah, just uh she's uh just a scumbag, that's all I could say. Fucking lady, probably a fucking Democrat. Yeah, but well, they're the worst ones. They're the worst ones, they're the ones that are the one violence and everything. They get all triggered out in everything, you know. So crazy, crazy, man. People just people can't have fun anymore because you know, right away they had to judge you, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, and that's what happened to losers. It's just funny, dude. That's crazy. People can't have fun anymore, dude. Yeah, yeah, you know, I mean, people have there's always people have to say something, some remark and shit like that, just to get a rise out of you and shit like that. Yeah, but but then when you you do it to them, they get all fucking pissed off and shit like that, you know. But it's like it, it's like this when you're driving, right? You're driving another car, right? You're when you're driving, you're driving slow. No, wait, wait, wait, I'll skip me do it again. You're the person's driving fucking ahead of you, right? He's driving slow, like he's doing it in purpose, right? And you go, fucking motherfucker, dude. Why are you driving so fucking slow? And there's a lot of fucking empty space ahead of him, right? And he's driving slow, he's doing it on purpose. Okay, so I go around, I do it back to him. And I'm driving, I'm driving slow. You know? What is that? I looked at in the back of my rear window. What is he doing? You you can see, ah, you don't fucking like it, huh you motherfucker? You don't like it, you know. You see, that that's what that's what the thing that I don't like. People like to fucking tease, tease, tease, tease, tease, and make, you know, say shit. But when you give them the same medicine, they can't take it. They can't take it, man. You know, they can't fucking take it for shit. Yeah. And we've been driving since uh fucking what like maybe like I was 17 years old. After, I mean, don't count the one that when Merrick Eric was oh well, I mean, um, it's the um Benny was showing me how to drive. You know, I crashed the fence and all that shit. But don't count that. That that doesn't count.

Thee Gooch 30:20

That doesn't count, no.

Joe 30:21

That was stupidity. Uh remember dad was showing me how to drive, you know, and teaching me. And this this this this clip I don't want to show you that kind of reminds me of my dad or dad, well dad. How do I have a saying my my but um dad was showing us how to drive, and every time I see this clip, it reminds me dad used to be like stop me, stop, stop, stop, stop. You know, I'm gonna show you this clip. I don't know if you remember this clip, all right?

Clips 30:58

Slow down, slow down, break, break. What were you doing? Trying to hit the cop.

Joe and Thee Gooch 31:15

That kind of sounded like that, too. Every time I see that shit, right? Dad, dude, like, because uh that happened to me one time, like he was like, stop me, stop, stop, stop, stop. Yeah, I started driving. Uh I think that dad started showing me how to drive, uh, teaching me how to drive uh when I was 12. But the only reason why he did that is because he was drinking. Yeah, yeah. You know, that's true, yeah. You wanna learn how to drive me? You wanna learn how to drive me? Oh, let's go. But we used to get pulled over all the time because uh you know, I was 12, you know, I had a baby face, you know. Yeah, yeah. My dad uh dad taught me how to drive like when I was at Gheleese, um I think 16, 17 around there, dude. I was late, you know. Yeah, but he took us to that you know where Sears is at right there, that that big parking lot when Sears used to be around there. He'll take us right there, learning how to park uh drive and show us like you know, the way it was empty. I think he used to let me drive down. He used to let me drive down Whittier Boulevard for sure in East Los Angeles. I think to go see his brother or Uncle Carlos.

Joe 32:28

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Thee Gooch 32:29

Because Uncle Carlos had a store and on Whittier Boulevard. And they would tip a few of them, Daddy, of course, it was him and his fucking Gumby. Yeah. Gumby is his Thunderbird. I used to get pulled over on Whittier Boulevard all the time.

Joe 32:45

Jeez.

Thee Gooch 32:47

They never gave us a ticket or took dad to jail. Oh shit, huh? It was always sheriffs, yeah. It was always sheriffs, too. Surprisingly. And that era, yeah. Damn.

AI Deepfakes And What Looks Real

Joe and Thee Gooch 32:59

Don't let your don't let your kid drive around Whittier Boulevard and they just throw my dad's license. Yeah, I remember now. She's but um, yeah, every time I see that video, that clip reminds me of dad. Yeah, yeah, it does. And yeah, so we'll be like in that that um he'll show us how to drive from that Sears parking lot, that big Sears right there by Lorena. No, it's in Soto Street, right? Soto and Olympic. Olympic, yeah. Yeah, so he will like pretend, he will show us because it was empty. There were like parking lines, and you know, the when they park those parking lines. So if you hit those, you come across those, you're gonna that means you're hitting those cars. So you gotta just drive or you know, pretend there's cars. So we went around, you know, things like that. Hey, whatever happened to that building, is that building still there? The Sears Sears building? They're gonna make it into condos, aren't they? Nah, I hope not. That's uh that's a monument. That's like a I think last time I heard it. I think they were gonna make it a low-income housing in that building, yeah. No shit. Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of rooms in there, dude. Yeah, I know. It looks fucking haunted too, just by looking at it. I imagine. Jeez, you know, I mean what else is going on in the world there, Joseph? Well, I made an AI with my dad. I I showed you earlier, right? Yeah, I showed an AI. And I was trying to do the voice, you know, the the lipping, the doing my dad's voice, and I was trying to do my my little kid's voice, like, you know, shit like that, but I couldn't do it. But you should do the one where you're fucking crying with Santa Claus, dude. Oh yeah. I'll I'll see if I could do that one. Here's like a second, let me do that shit first. It's crazy. The voice don't the voice don't come out. Oh shit. I got things I did I got the wrong one. Oh shit. I did the voice, the over uh hike or the overlapping my voice with it. Oh no shit. Yeah, uh we got the point on that one. So keep talking.

Joe 35:19

Yeah. Hey now go to grandma's work quick and uh so yeah, I was trying to like to go back do the sooner than later people that are out there like listening. I'll think about that. I had a I put uh AI on my dad and I was like around C I was like around I think like five years old, five years, no, I was like four years old around there in that age so I didn't let you know I didn't put my voice on it, I got the wrong one, so the wrong clip. So you know just AI is getting out of control. Let me tell you one thing. Yeah, it is. Do you see that AI shit on all over social media? You don't know what's fucking real or what's not, dude. Yeah, dude, seriously, that's true, you know. But you could have huh like most of the bombings you see on on the on social media, yeah, yeah, of Iran and Israel, most of those AI, huh? Most of those are fucking AI. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, and people buy it again, and people are believing it, you know. Have you seen the ones that the animals like the lions grab the people from the truck and they take them and eat them? That one's AI, it's all AI. And people are like hoping they oh fuck it was real. I wish it was real and shit, and you go, nah, it's a fucking AI and all that stuff, yeah. But um, yeah, but you could tell you could tell right away it's AI because you could see the the chimney grandpa's house, you know, because you never he had that chimney, yeah. You could see it's not painted uh painted right. Watch. Look at the chimney, yeah, yeah, yeah. You see, it's uh it's all like fake, it looks fake. The TV was never like that, so it's like it's glued to the it's it's glued to the fucking chimney right there. That's the funny part. Oh, go ahead. Go ahead. No, no, that's right. I was gonna say how old are you now, Drew? You're you're you're 56? Oh, what? How old are you? Right, right there? No, right now. No, right now. Oh, 52. Oh. Yeah.

Colonoscopy Talk And Peeing Sitting Down

Thee Gooch 37:21

Why was that? Have you have you got your because I'm gonna be 50? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Have you got your colon? Have you got your colonoscopy yet? Hell motherfucking no. No?

Joe 37:35

No.

Joe and Thee Gooch 37:35

Fuck that. You want me to do it for you? Hell no. I'll I know what I'm looking for. Fuck that. No way. Me and you're saying because that is my name. Me and you'll be trial and error, you know what I'm saying? The what? It'll be trial and error. I I know what I'm looking for, but I don't know exactly where it's at. So I gotta keep trying.

Joe 38:00

I don't know.

Joe and Thee Gooch 38:01

No, I'll be like, no. I'll be off uh because I'll be 50. It's recommended to go check it out when you're 50, right? Yeah, it is or older. I'll make I'm gonna make like four or five different appointments for four or five different doctors. Fuck that, dude.

Thee Gooch 38:20

Check it out, check it out.

sound effect 38:24

Oh man, pretty horny.

Joe and Thee Gooch 38:27

Oh shit. Deeper, yeah, but I don't know, man. But um so you wouldn't check, you wouldn't check it? No, I wouldn't fucking check it. No, I don't give a fuck, man. No, y'all gonna be in the thick bed. Oh, I should have checked it, I should have checked it. Yeah, you gotta take that.

Joe 38:49

I should have got myself checked.

Joe and Thee Gooch 38:51

I should have let my brother check me. I make I make house calls. You make house calls? Yeah, coach. No, I wouldn't wear a glove either. Oh shit. I don't wear no gloves. Yeah, dude. I mean, I wouldn't do that shit. Fuck that. No, I'm curious, dude. I think I'm more curious than anything. Once you do it, once you do it on yourself, you know. I know, right? You know, there's a funky little spot that the our asshole as men, we have a g spot. Well, oh yeah, we do. Yeah, how do you know that? Oh, wouldn't you like to know? No, because uh I I haven't done it, but I hear that we I I hear we have a G spot in our colon. If we touch the colon with your finger, and you automatically there's a certain spot in there that you have to look for. Oh fuck, I didn't know that. You don't even have to massage it, just touch it, and you're just like jizzing all the time. No shit. How did you fear how you how do you found that out? Oh, I didn't do it, I didn't do it personally, but you can read about it. Maybe check Google. I didn't know that. I know Google's free, huh? You want to try it? Yeah, pretty soon we're gonna have to pay for Google. You wanna try it? Let's try it. Oh motherfucking no. I'll go first.

Joe 40:35

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Thee Gooch 40:37

We'll we'll just we'll pretend we're not brothers.

sound effect 40:41

Fuck you!

Joe and Thee Gooch 40:46

That's what I hear, dude. Yeah, that's what I hear. But I'm curious, I'm curious. I'm clear curious to see. I don't care if I have it or not. I just want to see what the colonoscopy is all about, you know. Yeah, yeah. Well, I heard they do it differently. I heard they do it different now. They don't they don't put your the fucking finger up your ass and shit like that, you know. No, I heard that it they put a camera or something like that, you know. Or Benny told me that one time. He told me that he just shit it out and they'd take it to the fucking lab and say, Oh, I'm missing what you have. It depends what you do uh if you want it like that. It depends if you're if you like it in the ass, or you know, you like to get your finger in your I mean your butthole poked or something like that. But um, I don't know. I think I think I'm more I think I'm more bicurious, if anything.

Joe 41:34

Oh shit.

Joe and Thee Gooch 41:35

Do I have to be doggy or what? Oh, you're talking about what what position you will be in? Yeah, are they gonna prop me over over a chair? Am I gonna be fetal position? Doggy like maybe like in a pregnant, like when you're being like a woman when they're getting pregnant. Something like that.

Joe 41:55

I don't know.

Joe and Thee Gooch 41:56

Um that's what I'm curious about. If you go, what what would what do you think you might be? Like fatal position, doggy style, or wishbone? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe missionary. Missionary? Yeah, I can't, you know, I don't know. Imagine if I get hard, dude, and he's sticking his finger in my butthole. Mr. Gooch, Mr. Gooch, what's going on here? Man, but uh to be honest, I mean, I don't know. From Benny told me that you could do it different ways. You could do it. So Benny's done it? Yeah, he's done it, but he said he pooped it out instead, so that way they could look at they could examine his poop. Like the way he did it in 4016, number when he uh, you know when he had to use the restroom and we didn't he needed toilet paper. We're all like, oh man, I wish we had fucking cameras back then, dude. Like cell phones. I mean, we don't get us wrong, we had camcorders. It was like a size of like a big camcorder, remember? The size of a fucking boom box, a boom box, yeah. So if we didn't have we I was telling Benny one time, we had cell phones back then, dude. We'd be recording that shit like motherfucking huh.

Thee Gooch 43:09

Yeah, yeah.

Joe and Thee Gooch 43:10

You know, because we're all looking at him when he was taking a dump, we had flashlights on him like this. We're like me and you we had a flashlight, we're just pointing it when he was he was doing his third going down, and we're all laughing at it. We didn't have no toilet paper, so we gave him newspaper instead. He gave him dad's newspaper, and then later, yeah, later in the week, his poop turned white.

Joe 43:33

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Old Memories And Gen X Tech

Conspiracies, Elites, And Epstein Anger

Wrap Up, Shoutouts, And Final Words

Joe and Thee Gooch 43:37

Yeah, I did. Okay, I was telling him he looked, he looked like uh a silverback taking a crap in the jungle and shit, you know. And dad, the next the day, the next day, dad was looking for his newspaper. Go, hey, where's the newspaper at? Benny was using it because he was taking a crap in the in the backyard, you know. You know, so I go, why was he taking the crap in the backyard? He has a restroom in the in the house. Oh, it's because uh his sister was using the um the rest uh taking a shower, and and our sister was taking a shower, so the door was locked, because you know how grandpa always uh locks the door in a certain time. We look like we're in prison and shit like that, because you know, we no one can get out the door, get out the house because grandpa looks locks the door at a certain time, like 10 o'clock p.m. So Benny was trying to knock, trying to get in to use the restroom, but uh sis was using it taking a shower. You know how women are, they take fucking what, like three hours taking a shower? Take forever, dude. Yeah, and the Benny's sister was taking a shower as well. What is what a luck did he have that day, huh? You know, such luck he had. Well, that's what that's what happens, that's what he gets for being in in in in the vago in the street. know yeah right oh that was fun that was a funny arrow dude that was so fucking funny dude damn and he imagine the fucking imagine all the fucking video shit we could have done when we were kids growing up too well we have video of us but we just gotta find them yeah you know when uh Benny was popping up the the the puppets you know uh her Pee Wee Herman with his fireworks you remember yeah that was me that was Miguel's Pee Wee Herman wasn't it yeah Miguel's Pee Wee Herman we popped it up and it was um using firecrackers Benny used to get firecrackers and this kid was our neighbor one of the neighbors a little kid threw his dolls his toys over over a yard and Benny will get firecrackers and we'll blow them up in pieces and shit like that every toy that every toy that that kid will throw Benny will destroy it huh pop the ball pop this ball we explained that one of our early episodes early episodes yeah yeah season one the beginning but you know if you come to think of it dude because we're Generation X right we're a fucking badass generation right we fucking grew up listening to records listening to A-Tracks and then obviously cassettes and then C Ds and then MP MP3 players yeah and now cell phones she's imagine and you give uh if you give uh Gen Z uh oh a Walkman they don't know how to control anything they wouldn't know yeah they wouldn't know what to do with it what is it a fucking a pancake maker the fucking uh what do they call the rotary phones so the phones uh she's I don't know the rotary phones where you have and the push button one there's the push button one too we had to have a long ass fucking house cord yeah house phone the cord for the phones yeah that's true that is true you know what I regret I regret throwing those fucking old phones away the the Motorola ones remember the fucking black black phones you know with a little wires brick yeah I regret throwing it away you know I still got my Nokia one the little smaller phone yeah yeah you gotta I'm gonna put you guys on mute oh my gosh I should record uh a uh sound effect p p uh effect you know but oh well so the Gucci is taking a piss and uh he's muting us because he doesn't want to hear he doesn't want us to hear the leaks and all that stuff you know but oh well to see yeah baby the Guach is using the restroom right now it's just it's not moving and we don't hear him you know he's the camera's like in another direction pointing up I think yeah you can see the light bulbs there you know hey now taking a piss you know can't hear him who wants to hear that though but hold on thanks for the thanks for the thanks for the play by play I'm not a good uh play by that's pretty that's pretty funny I read on I forgot what I read it at the but men are required men are recommended to a pee sitting down why is that because we're we're known to have urinary tract infections too on our on our peepees on our pee pee when you pee standing up you have about a cup or two in a pee in your bladder that didn't come out so when you pee when you pee sitting down like a young lady all of it comes out no way like if it it really finishes yeah oh shit I didn't know that who wonder when I pee like it it's still it's still it doesn't go away like yeah like you could pee again yeah you could pee again I go no wonder you know try try peeing try peeing sitting down the rest of the week I mean I know it's gonna feel a little feminine you know where'd you hear this at I read it off of something and I forgot where I got that shit from oh shit well they said the same thing as about taking a crap though you gotta take a crap to a certain way because yeah you gotta prop your legs up yeah some shit get it all get it all out of your colon yeah it's like an ice cream maker you know when you fucking push that shit down like that and you let it go there's some there's still some left you know what I'm saying yeah I don't know if I'm right yeah it's like food sex huh you know but um gotta but what else is going on in the world there Joseph well I mean I think that's about it for today I think fucking I think Iran's showing fucking the United States and it in and and Israel out man they're showing them out with those fucking missiles they got you think that's real you think they're I think I think they're I think they have longer missiles than that now okay here's a conspiracy theory okay because I know you've I know you've heard this shit okay about Iran trying to attack California with their drones yes yes yes yes okay you know that US bank that's in California in Los Angeles the tallest building in Los Angeles US bank okay guess who bought one floor in that building it's a Democrat right most likely I actually don't know but the guy that the the the the guy that bought the World Trade Center I believe four months prior to them being brought down Silverstein I think his name is okay but anyways the the billionaire that bought the twin towers before it was attacked okay now a month before they were attacked he took he he added insurance to the buildings for in case of a terror attack right and a month later that's when they attacked the buildings right so that same guy bought a floor in that building the US bank in California in Los Angeles and now after he did that now we're hearing that oh I Iran's gonna fly drones and attack California I bet you they're gonna attack that fucking building dude no shit so and they're gonna blame they're gonna blame Iran is what I'm trying to get at yeah yeah caught it too so they're gonna blame Iran but it's you normally it's gonna be the person that fucking bought the insurance for that shit. The insurance for that shit yeah yeah so they're gonna that motherfucker got like four point something billion dollars when the towers went down off the insurance it's all a money making scheme all of it that's fraud right there huh oh yeah but yeah but you know he's one of the elites so they're not gonna do shit that's why they're not arresting anybody on the fucking Epstein files because they're all elites everybody's in on it everybody even uh Hollywood politicians you name it everybody's in it even that's why they won't arrest anybody yeah even Galvin Nielsen is on in it too and you you know Nick Nick all shirty investigating everybody in California right now but you know it's all good it's cool but they're not gonna do anything about it yeah like in Minnesota how come they haven't arrested that fucking Tim Moltz yeah he got away with it you know yeah they'll they'll get everybody will get away with it dude yeah they're all the the the liberals don't get that they're the part of the elite they're the cult the Titanic cult yeah yeah and those are the ones are those are the ones that are taking your children everybody you know oh shit let me see if I still have it I read on social media and it's fucking perfect and we could probably end the show with this but I don't think I saved it see here give me a second guys and it's true and this is the reason why like I'm not I'm trying to fall away from fucking politics because it's true. Here we go Democrats cause all of the country's problems and the Republicans solve none of them should I read that again because like me don't understand it. Democrats cause all the pro all of the country's problems and the Republicans solve none of them unbelievable so we can sit here and say liberal the liberals liberal democrats they're fucking they don't like America that's just a fact Republicans they don't like fucking poor people or whatever the fuck but I have faith that Trump was gonna fucking drain the swamp and doesn't look like it's gonna happen I think it's um they're I they're probably because they're they're too powerful than him right yeah oh yeah absolutely they might even be pulling his fucking strings yeah that's what I was thinking too you know like um what's his name though the husband of what's her name um what's her name uh don't Donald Trump is his daughter um Ivanka Ivanka Trump her husband is it her husband is uh I forgot his husband's name I forgot his fucking husband's name but they're saying that he's the Antichrist but I don't think so no they're saying that he's the anti I don't know I really I honestly I couldn't tell you yeah there's no proof on that though I mean because they're saying that he's the ones um giving advice to um Donald Trump and things like that but I know I wish it was Monday already so I can make my appointment to the colonoscopy doctor you're really anxious to get that I am I can't wait for my birthday damn what's what are we March April May June July four more long months she's well are we it gooch yeah we it are we done yes we're done yeah baby hey now all right guys thank you for thank you for tuning in enjoying and um you can follow us on Instagram tick tock youtube subscribe to our channel on youtube and um thank you all you listeners out there to the morning of the podcast thank you very much all you listeners out there uh california los angeles thank you very much east la Boyle Heights Monterey Park Huntington Park South Central and umh who else am I forgetting Montebello thank you hunting in everybody huntington beach huntington beach Anaheim wherever you may be thank you very much everybody this is Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted and my name is Joe and we have Thee Gooch with us sorry no Remo today but um you'll be you'll be here soon he's just settling in we just got a lot of rehab and all that stuff so he's just trying to make sure he's okay and um he's just settling in but um thank you for tuning in any last final words for you Gooch don't drink and drive don't drink and drive everybody don't drink and drive it's not worth it now and um all I gotta say is everybody is um have a good day be safe have a Sunday fun day everybody have fun I gotta say is Bye!