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Joe and Thee Gooch Season 3 Episode 30

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Disneyland at night, beers in California Adventure, and a brutally honest take on those tiny Food and Wine portions sets the tone right away: we’re here to talk like real people, not polished characters. We kick things off with Suavecito love, shout out listeners around the world, then trade stories about ride energy, drink pacing, and the simple reality that a smooth scotch hits different than a harsh shot of cheap tequila. We even get into how to order it neat versus on the rocks if you’re trying to enjoy the taste instead of chasing a headache.

Then the conversation takes a sharp turn into culture and controversy. We react to a Caitlin Bennett clip that calls out protest “borders” on a so-called sanctuary campus, and we use that moment to dig into hypocrisy, public space, and why people get defensive when they’re pressed with their own rules. From there, we lean into the kind of late-night curiosity our listeners love: a live flat earth poll, firmament talk, skepticism about NASA, satellites, and space travel, plus questions about why “official” images and narratives don’t always feel consistent.

We also touch everyday life and health, from rising water refill prices to claims about sunlight, vitamin D, sunscreen chemicals, and why men over 40 need to take heart health seriously. We close with a quick karma story, a Suavecito DHT blocker hair cream mention for hair loss concerns, and a surprise Remo pop-in near the end.

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Welcome And Sponsor Shoutouts

Joe

What's up everybody? What's up? What's up? What's up? This is Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted. How's everybody doing out there? What's up in Los Angeles, California? What's up, what's up? My name is Joe and we have The Gooch. What's happening Gooch? What's up, what's up, everybody? What's up? This show is brought to you by, Suavecito everybody. Go to Suavecito website. www. suavecito.com. Everybody go to their website. This is a beautiful pomade, everybody. Go to the website. Www.suavecito everybody. Mm-hmm. That's what I'm talking about, everybody. Just Suavecito stuff is real good. You can go get some at your nearest Walmart. And um, they sell them there. I wanna thank all the listeners, everybody. Thank all the listeners are downloading the podcast, everybody. Thank you very much. Um I wanna thank all of Europe, all of the UK, China, Japan, Japan, Africa, you name it, and South America, North America as well, everybody. Thank you very much, and thank you, Mikayla, for your supporting our podcast. Thank you for your support. And what's up, Gooch? How's everybody? How's it? How's it doing, Gooch? Oh my god.

Thee Gooch

I was doing some sound effects. Oh, you're doing some doing some sound effects. I'm cooking, yeah. I'm cooking eggs. The what? I'm cooking eggs. Oh, you're cooking eggs? Yeah, you see you can you hear me cooking eggs? I can't even hear it.

Joe

Hold on.

Thee Gooch

Can you hear now? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. How would you like your eggs? Over easy or sight of side up. Side of side up.

Disneyland Food And Wine Talk

Joe and Thee Gooch

Yeah, sighted side up. Coming right up. There you go. Shake that Joseph. Shake that booty uh on when you're in the stove right there. How's it going, Gooch? Oh, how's it going, Joseph? Long time no see. Yeah, it's been what, like uh just a week? Yeah, it's been a week. Yeah. Although I talk to you almost every day, but yeah. True, true, true. How was your Disneyland last weekend? This is why we didn't show because he had to go to Disneyland, everybody. That's all. Yeah, we had it. We went, we had to go to Disneyland uh with Mafufo and Remo. So um, well, we had a good time, dude. We went to that uh, I call that um food and wine. The other no, that's the only reason why we I went because um it was like I don't think I talked to Remo, I don't mean to cut you out. I talked to Remo about it, about that. What is it called? Food and wine? Food and food and wine? Food, foot and wine. Food you eat with your feet or what? Oh no, food and wine. I don't think Remo was too impressed with the food. Like, because it was we're both drunk. We were drinking. You know? You know? So of course they're not gonna enjoy it. I mean, but yeah, but yeah, yeah, they they ate, right? He ate, you know, he ate some food and you know it was pretty good, you know. But the problem is that we could have uh if he was still hungry, I could have ordered two meals for him, you know? And then he would have like, you know, oh okay, um, you know, okay. And then little small portions, yeah. It was small portions, like maybe like this kind of size, but he could have gotten two. Because I wasn't hungry, hungry yet. So was it a hors d'oeuvre? Nah, not an hors d'oeuvre. No, nothing like that. More like a like a little side dish, you know. But see, that was not the only thing that we ate. Um, there was more to get. We could have got more, and you know, we could have got more, but we weren't we weren't that hungry because we were just drinking, you know, beer and all that stuff. You know how beer kills the appetite first? And you when you guys go to Disneyland at that you guys go in the you guys go in the morning, right? Yeah, yeah. You guys start drinking right away? Well, we did at first, yeah. We did. Once we went there, well, we went there like around see. We got there at night. We went in at 9 30 around there, to be honest. And then we started drinking buying some beer. My food goes, I was go get some beer. So so we got some beer. So, you know. I mean, who who's everybody was getting beer? We're not the only ones where they're really getting beer. I just could I just couldn't do it, dude. Like fucking start drinking in the morning through the evening, like they'll do that. They would find me in the fucking pool. Uh it's a small world. Yeah, no shit. In the water in my 20s. Yeah, well, I mean, we're in California Adventure most of the time, you know. So yeah, I we had a good time. Uh we had a real, real good time with Remo and uh Fufu. So um that's good.

Thee Gooch

That's good.

Scotch Vs Tequila And Drinking Pace

Joe and Thee Gooch

Yeah, I mean, it wasn't mostly drinking. We went to that ride, you know, the incredible coaster, you know. Then you guys don't get sick when you go on a ride? Like you gonna throw up? Nah. Uh-uh. I mean, it depends on the person's stomach, you know. Like if um you drink too much, like if um I you know, uh, I didn't eat. We didn't we didn't eat in the beginning in the beginning. So it was like it was like you know Yeah, I mean I I I would go, but I don't know if I would drink, you know. Uh-huh. I don't think I'll be I would be down for that shit. I mean we had we had a good time. Maybe in the evening, you know, at eight o'clock, the sun's starting to go down, and uh you know, maybe I'll grab a beer or wine, walk around with the wine, you know. Some cheese in my pocket. Yeah. You know? Yeah, so we I mean we didn't we didn't get that drunk. Well, early well, early morning, we woke up early, early in the morning, right? And uh my foofu bought like a wit uh scotch. He bought scotch and whiskey. Well, scotch is whiskey, right? So he bought some whiz scotch. So I didn't he when we got there was like around what, like Friday? No, Saturday, my bad. No, no, I'm getting the day we mixed those. Sunday. It was Sunday. I wasn't even there and I know. Yeah, no, yeah, I forget. It was Sunday, so he bought uh scotch. So they were drinking it. I wasn't because I didn't want to wake up in a hangover the next day and shit like that, you know, because it's yeah, that's what I worry about. That's what I worry about. But uh, I kind of controlled it that day, so on Sunday I controlled it that my my drinking. I didn't drink that much. I only drink like what, like uh maybe like a five five bottles of Corona's. And um you guys drink that piss? Well we we had to do it because my foofo that was his choice of beers, so okay, we give him that. So we we drank the beer. So then um then the next morning when we're already getting ready to Disneyland, we drank I drank I drank two shots of uh scotch. So that shit's good, uh yeah, yeah. That was uh to me is better than tequila. Oh yeah, oh yeah, but this one is like uh the expensive scotch, and it's not like that fucking cheap ass fucking scotch, you know what I'm talking about? No, you can't it the same thing with tequila, you can't buy cheap tequila and enjoy it. Like Tweety Bird, the shit my dad used their dad used to drink. That's that's that was the cheapest tequila you can get. That's why the cheapest tequila, yeah. Jose Cuervo, yeah, yeah. That's that's I mean, no offense to Pops, but that that was junk tequila, you know. That was that's good tequila to make margaritas, yeah, little fucking shit like that. Mixed drinks, but to drink it straight up, no, you can't, you can't. I mean, at least I can't, yeah. Yeah, like I can't drink that one. That one was like, oh my god, that's too strong. But um, yeah, you're right about that one. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, that the the the this scotch was real smooth. It was like a $65 bottle, you know. You know, so it was pretty good. Uh and you know me, dude. I I don't drink fucking liquor like that, you know. Just made my fucking mouth water, dude. And you know, and I've been craving for fucking scotch. Yeah, dude. Yeah, yeah. And I but I want the fucking smoky scotch, like the good scotch. You know, I it tastes like the smoky scotch. Okay, I want that scotch I want. But I told these guys uh it's the mafufoum rimo. I told them, you know what, scotch is not really like to drink it, like to overdo it, you know. Yeah, it's scotch is scotch is just to mellow out, take your time, drink it, zip it, like shit like that. But these uh two payasos were like fucking, you know. They were just fucking jamming it and shit, you know, chupandole like fuck, dude. Like, you know, yeah, scotch, scotch is just to you know kick back and yeah, yeah, that's always telling you. It's not it's not to like necessarily drink, although you can drink shot with it, but I would I would prefer to enjoy the taste. Yeah, and I put ice on it and I'm I put my I mean not to be a pussy on it, but yeah, I put ice, you know. I'll go kickback, you know, fucking, you know, but kickback with ice on it. Kickback because you you wanted to say on the rocks. Yeah, I know right here. So we we drink, they they call it the I forgot the term what you call it. It's a term where you just drink it straight. I think it's called nice, I think they call it. No, not nice. I forgot what the name, but because I looked it up. It's a different, there's a different term the way you want it. When you go to a bar, you could ask, yeah, give me a half scotch and uh rocks and shit like that. And let me have oh, they call it neat. Uh let me have it neat. So neat means like uh just playing just straight, you know, no ice or anything like that. So that's what they call it. They call it neat. I will I would I would drink it with ice. Yeah, it tastes good with ice, to be honest. Half a cup with a lot of ice, and just sit there and sip on it, you know. Scotch. I love scotch, dude. Scotch is all dude. But it you have to know what you're buying with scotch, yeah. And I was looking at it on YouTube that you you gotta buy like the see the beginner scotch, you know, not the the advanced scotch, you know. Because there's a different kick, there's a different, you know, different high on it, you know. So it's like beer, like to me, beer, like modellos. If you drink modellos, to me, gold, modello gold, it mellows me, it mellows me out, dude. Right. That beer mellows me out. Like, yeah, I I'll drink a 12 pack and knock out. Yeah, that's just not like yeah, not like Coors Light and shit, like stuff like that. You drink it and drink it and drink it and drink it and drink it. By the time you drink it all, you're like 24 pack deep, and you know, you black out and shit.

Joe

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Joe and Thee Gooch

Yeah, so then after that, we we because you know it's expensive, dude, to be honest. It's expensive the the to buy the beer there. You know, it's like like $15 just just for a little cup, you know, shit like that. Oh yeah. So yeah, so we went we went to the that Grizzly run, that Grizzy ride, you know, that you have that it's like that circle goes through the mountain and in California Adventures. I I don't fuck it. I don't remember the last time last time I went to California Adventure, day uh DJ wasn't born. And I think LB was like three years old. That was the last time I went to yeah, that was probably like what like in 2009 around there or no? 2010, because that was after Pops festival. Oh, yeah, yeah, right. Yeah, 2010, yeah.

Thee Gooch

Imagine 16 years ago.

Joe

And we went to that ride, and my Fufu forgot he went on it. They go, dude, you don't remember

Joe and Thee Gooch

going on it? Yeah, you go, yeah, dude. You're already really toast and shit. You're already gone already. Hey, and that Star Wars ride that you guys were on. What is that like Captain Eel? Nah, that's uh that's the what is it? The uh the Rise of the Assistants. Is it like Captain Eel, like a flight simulator? No, the it's the other one. It's called uh the Galaxy Edge, I think. That's the the one that it looks like the Star Tours and shit. Like when you go to Universal Studios, my bad. Like the Universal Studios kind of way, you know, they you know little frame and shit like that. Is it pretty? I like that one. I'd rather go on that one instead of the one that assistants, you know. Did your did your butthole pucker? Yeah, and I go, oh shit. I want to go the whole head went like this, it's squished, it's squished down, dude. Like like if I was claying shit, you know? Yeah, so and then we went to that incredible ride. Well, that was the first ride that we went. The incredible, they call it the incredible dick. Oh, the credit of dick. Because you're looking at my hat, huh? Yeah, the D for Dick. Yeah, you're looking at my new hat. Well, I don't want to say I'm I wasn't gonna say it's D for D, but D for Dude. Can you can you keep it clean? Yeah, D for D, you know. But they they call it the Incredible Coaster. The Incredible Coaster. Incredible coaster. I don't know, some shit like that, but uh yeah, we went on it. So uh it was it was kind of fun when Remo and Mafufo were in there and shit. And yeah, uh, I got a video you want to see it. Yeah, let me uh let me go grab yeah, go ahead and play it. I'm gonna grab the uh the letter. Okay. Well, we want me to wait, I'll wait when you come back. Right. So we're gonna put this um video. We went to the California Adventures with uh Remo and my nephew, uh nephew, I should say, our nephew, my foo foo. It's called the it uh the In Incredible Incredal Coaster ride. Okay, I don't know. I don't know I'm maybe I'm pronouncing it, I'm butchering it and shit like that. We went on this ride and it was uh it was really awesome. You could see me, dude. I was like fucking around in there. I was like, ah, and then I pretended that I because I on in TikTok, you know how they go to these rides and you start feigning and shit, they go like that. Well, I I played that role that I feigned, okay? So it took a look at that shit was fucking hilarious, dude. When uh Remo sent it to me. Fucking stop that. Did you notice that when I when I did that that when I was when I feigned? Supposedly. Okay, I noticed it right away, yeah. You did?

Thee Gooch

Yeah.

Clip

All right, here we go.

Joe and Thee Gooch

To be honest, I know we went in like two times. That was our second time on that one because Remo didn't record the first one. The first one, like uh, I think they were doing explicit explicit stuff. That's why we didn't get that uh photo, photo app. So they they must have done something. I don't know what the fuck they did, because they were in the first row, they were at the first car, and I was like in the second car. Yeah, so I should get the first picture. Well, look at here's a close-up on me when I did it. Watch. Let's see here. I did a close-up on it on it. Hung over right there, dude. I was learning my I was noticing my face. Yeah. Dude, it looked like I'm hungover, huh? Yeah, dude. Were you? Yeah, I I well, I wasn't hungover, but it's like I we we drank. We drank, and we always I was exhausted. You gotta you gotta make I was like what Sunday? Yeah, I drank the last uh on Saturday, so and then Sunday we went, you know, we started drinking and we're in we went to the hotel. And so we well, we keep we kept on drinking, and you could tell my my face looks different right now. Yeah, dude, yeah, it does. It does. He looks uh I look uh like a little dr wasted and drunk. What is the repeat? Oh my god. You know what? I was telling Remo that I should have uh like played it more, like if I where am I at? You know, like Disney Hall when you wake up, like all dizzy, like yeah, and then and shit like that. I should have like fucking played it off more, but it was uh it was fun. It was fun, dude. Uh that was our second time. So yeah, it looked it looked fun. Yeah, I wish I could go, dude, but I'll go, I'll go down there eventually, dude. Yeah, I mean I like I like the when it first takes off, dude. It's like that's like the best, dude. Boom! That's like damn, you know. And that's the only roller coaster right there in California Adventure, right? Well, we got we have you have the goofy one, the goofy ride. That one's a trip, dude. The goofy one. Because it looks like when it's turning, it looks like you're gonna tip off.

Thee Gooch

Oh, really?

Joe and Thee Gooch

He's going sharp turns. It does, it does sharp turns, you know? When it's going like this, and then it looks like it's tipping off and it goes down and it tips off. It's like it just looks like you're gonna tip over and shit. That's uh that's uh that one's a when you guys when you guys going again? Uh we don't know. I'm thinking going on my birthday on around on June around there. That's next month already, right? Uh yeah, well, a month and a half. No way. One more month and a half. A month and a half.

Thee Gooch

Yeah, yeah.

Joe

You know? So I'm thinking about it, so yeah. Well, my foofu wants to go to Star Wars night. You know.

StreamYard Features And Support Links

Joe and Thee Gooch

Oh really? Yeah, that's uh fuck do I you know what? Uh I can't I don't even think I can because I don't got no PTOs. I run I run out, and the time I get new PTOs, it's on the 15th. And uh I was gonna say and I just I think I don't think I can, you know? You know what dude they gave us new features on this shit on StreamYard. And the only thing uh it's bothering me about uh when they give you more more features, I go, why can't you put something that you could rewind and play, rewind and play, you know? Yeah, right. Right. Instead of me going like fucking going up upwards and all that shit, you know. There's something that for them to think about, so you know, to do that shit. Well, here's a poll. Anyone out there who thinks the world is flat, you know, if you do that, if you think the world is flat, yes or no, just get there's a poll right there. And if you guys want to go to our web our website to hear us our you want to hear our podcast, go to the talkers.bussprout.com. There's our QR code right there for I'll give it I'll leave it like there in five more minutes and I'll take it out. So if you guys want to scan that and you go directly to our the talkers.bussprout.com or also you could Google it, Google searches. We're there. So goes go it goes you uh it goes directly to the link, everybody. So there's our QR code there. Yeah, yeah. And then there's a there's another feature on this shit. Um it's something about the chat, you know. And uh, let me check it out. Let me look for it. They said you could a link around there. I don't know. You can you see it or no? No. I don't know. I don't I don't get it. I don't get what they're doing, and I mean it's not even important. I mean, who who who wants to chat with us in a fucking chat in a comment box? Um you know what I'm saying? But I don't know, who knows? If you guys want to support our show, go ahead. Uh go to the talkers.buspro.com, three dollars a month. There's our QR code right there. You scan that QR code on your phone, and you could go directly to our episodes one and two, and also you can subscribe for season three, three dollars a month. We will include a free gift, uh one time gift. And if you guys uh could get a shout out as well, and also you could cancel any time if you're not satisfied with our podcast. Everybody could cancel any time. So how what's going on? What's going on with you, Gooch? You know? Nothing, bro. Just keep just working. Just work, work, work. That's all I got. Work.

Thee Gooch

Work, work, work, work.

Kaitlin Bennett And Protest Hypocrisy

Joe and Thee Gooch

Just work. I haven't even followed anything on the social media. No shit. I don't know. I didn't know nothing. You don't know nothing? Nothing. And then you know what? You know what I've been talking about? There's uh I've been wanting to. I hope one of these days, I've been wanting to put uh what's her name online on the show. I'm pretty sure she's hard to contact, you know. She's this girl that she's always going out there and the liberals, you know, when they're protesting, making sure that the liberals, these liberals know what they're saying, and you know, they get mad when you're telling them facts and all that stuff. And then they always get mad. Have you noticed? They always get mad when you you you explain you explain facts on them, and when you you know when you're right, and they get all mad and they start talking. They talk about uh the conservatives that they're the ones that are fucking violent and they're the ones that are showing themselves like they're all violent, they're all talking mean, cursing and all that shit, you know, being violent, you know? Being aggressive, you know, in other words, you know. So I hope one of these days that we get her on the show. Because I want her to see in her, I want her to be in our show. So I'm really fascinated because she's real smart, dude. I mean, when you when they get on her, she they're trying to act smart on her, but she catches on real quick and she lays it on them. You know what I'm saying? And what's her name? You know who what her name is Kaitlin Bennett? Okay, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I think everybody likes her. All the conservatives like her, and um you know, she's this real awesome girl. She she's she has guts because she goes out there and and goes try to do interviews on these liberals, you know. So um, here's a little uh a little video. Oh man, this video, dude. Oh my she fucking made this kid look fucking made it. I mean, you know when you feel dumb, you feel like you're shrinking and shit like that, you know? Yeah, when you when they outsmarted you, like you're trying to X mark back, but then when they X mark back at you, you start to shrink, like you know, you look stupid afterwards, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a big suck in your face, you go, ugh. You're like, well, fuck, what fucking hit me? You know? Shit like that. Well, here's a video, man. This she made a lot of sense on this one. She she uh she just outsmarted them clean and simple, dude. Here we go.

Joe

Everybody hold on.

Clip

Need y'all to like get out of here with your signs. What do you mean? Oh, you have borders on this campus. No, we have this space reserved as an official event. Yeah, so you have borders. Where do your where's your borders at? This whole green area right here. So you want to control who comes in and out. Like an ICE agent or a border patrol agent. You wouldn't dare act like a fascist, would you? I would really encourage you on a rally on a campus, this is an event for sanctuary campuses. You probably shouldn't act like a fascist border patrol agent. You should take down your borders and let whoever wants on the space, okay? Why is your lip quivering? Because you've been called out on how you're acting exactly like how you don't what what you're advocating against, you're acting just like them. So if you believe in illegal aliens allowing to have sanctuary on this campus, put your money where your mouth is, leave me alone, and let me have sanctuary on this campus.

Joe and Thee Gooch

Yeah, that's uh Kaitlin Bennett, everyone. Oh man, she's awesome, dude. She's awesome. Uh all she does is just show the hypocrisy of these fucking people. Yeah, exactly. You know, they have this mentality where they reserve public space where anybody can go, right? And nobody else is allowed, only them and their fucking clown show. That's all it is, you know. They get slapped in across the face with a rubber fucking black dick, and they hear they they get the truth and they hate it, and then they hate it. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I mean, she's really awesome, dude. I mean, like she she really like outsmarted that guy, you know, because yeah, you know, and it's only true. And I mean, it doesn't make like again, it doesn't make us a Republican or Democrat or none of that shit, right? It just it's common fucking sense. They're fighting against quote unquote fascism, what they claim that this administration is and this whole country is fascism. They don't know what fascism is, yeah, you know, they hate this country so much, but they refuse to leave. Right. They protest about about Trump and they refuse to leave. Yeah, you know, it takes this kid, for example, drop him off in fucking Iran. You know it's just the hypocrisy, dude. It's just it's mind blowing. It's fucking crazy. It's crazy, yeah. It is and uh it's crazy, dude. I mean it's uh like you could just you look like you wanted to cry, dude. Like yeah, yeah, you look like you were tearing and shit because you could see real close because you got outsmarted, you know? Sad, the sad woman and shit. I I just think like protests like that, they're they're funded. Obviously, they're funded. Oh, yeah, they're funded, they're funded by someone, and that's already been proven. Yeah, they are that's uh fucking crazy guys, man. Fucking but she's awesome, dude. I want I want to get her in, I want to get her on the show, dude. I mean, if she's hearing and watching, I want to get her. I want you on the show, Caitlin. Caitlin, right? Kaitlin Bennett. Yeah, Kaitlin Bennett, Kenny.

Thee Gooch

Oh my gosh, my fucking.

Joe and Thee Gooch

Oh, Que-la. Kaitlin Bennett, everyone. That's her. Kaitlin Bennett, look her up. She's really interesting. She's uh she knows how to go out there, man. She she she tells the truth, you know? Don't get at her like that because uh she gets your she'll she'll get you, she'll put you in your place.

Joe

Right, Gooch?

Flat Earth Poll And Firmament Claims

Joe and Thee Gooch

That's right. That's right. So there's a poll right here. We have all you listeners and viewers out there. There's we put a poll up. Do you think the earth is flat? What do you think, Gooch? You think the earth is flat? It's not round, nor or nor are we spinning, rotating, and zipping through space. Space isn't real. That is true. I mean that's that's my belief. That's what I think too, because you know, um, they were explaining that stuff on YouTube, you know, the Operation Fishbowl. Nothing can just, you know. Yeah. You won't you won't you want to talk about flat Earth, Joseph? Yeah, is that what you're getting? Like that fucking stupid lady, the astronaut, the one that went in the Artemis, right? Oh, yeah. There's a whole shit, dude. I forgot to give you the video, but there's a whole shit. Anyways, that lady that went up to space this last time, supposed allegedly, she was she's actually an actress. Oh, no shit. Yeah, she came out on a the reboot of Mad Max in 2015. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's actually an actress, and so is that black guy. The black guy is an actor. What's his name? I don't know his fucking name.

Thee Gooch

You don't know.

Joe and Thee Gooch

But they're act, they're both, they're both actors. Oh shit. So they need someone to act, act it out, right? Like Apollo 13, you know, shit like that, right? Yeah, they're both actors. But Tom Hanks and all that shit. So they need someone to act, like, oh yeah, right. And then when she came down from outer space, quote unquote, outer space, she, you know, they went on stage and they were all talking just fine. She was walking just fine. Two or three days later, they were showing her on video like she was having trouble with her equilibrium, like she couldn't walk because she just came back from space and she everything was off balance with her and all this other bullshit. It's it's all a show, it's all bullshit. We cannot, and I I don't know how many times I've said this on our on the podcast, but we cannot leave Earth.

Joe

Yeah, that's true.

Joe and Thee Gooch

Oh, and people, oh, what about the the space station? Sure. I think the space station is up there in a thermosphere, but it's not in outer space, as they're telling you. Yeah, it's in the thermosphere. There's nobody in it. And you know the question they ask? What's the question? How does meteorites come into Earth if it's you know we can't get out of Earth? How does uh an asteroid? I believe those are the chunks of ice. I believe those are uh we would I believe because the moon and the sun inside the firmament, right? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think those that's debris from the fucking moon. Yeah, it's possible like or the falling down like you know, or the moon, or the moon's farting. Yeah, true. It's really like a volcano, right? Uh-huh, yeah, like it's releasing gas. Yeah, like it's like a volcano. That's what I think, too. That's why they have holes, you know, like you know, and I and I explained it in the in the podcast. It's this whole thing about the earth being around is just the only thing that backs that up is evolution. They want people to believe that we came from monkeys. We came from nothing, from nothing. That's impossible. We were created. Jeez, and they want us to lose, they want us to lose that mentality, and it's working because people look at the Pope. The Pope's all about fucking the Pope. I don't know why people worship the Pope. You know?

Joe

Yeah.

Thee Gooch

That's why I'm glad that I I have a personal relationship with with our creator. I don't need to go to church. That's true, you know?

Joe

Yeah.

Joe and Thee Gooch

The church is in us, in us. But and speaking of all that, you know, what about those scientists people that you know all that? Yeah. Those people that got well disappeared or saying, I didn't disappeared. How many were there? Twelve? Yeah. You sent me a video about that. Huh? Did I? Yeah, you sent me a video. Oh, yeah, that's right. We'll take a look, everybody. Take a look, everybody.

Clip

The White House now probing the disappearances of the people behind me, the deaths of 10 scientists at least. Let's break down some of the cases. For example, let's look at Michael David Hicks. He dies at the age of uh the age of 59 years old. And David Michael Hicks, a longtime JPL scientist involved in asteroid and comet research. No public cause of death given. And then you have a situation like uh Monica Reza. Uh Monica Reza vanished while hiking under weird circumstances. And then you have William Neil McCaslin. He this guy disappeared in February, deep ties to the Air Force research programs. So everyone has a bit of a mystery to their passing, and people are wondering with the very similar backgrounds, extremely bright people, extremely successful people, extremely valuable people. Is this all related? As you heard, the president can't say yes or no publicly yet, but the interesting you know what you know what my theory is?

Joe and Thee Gooch

What's your theory, Gucci? My theory. This is my personal theory. I didn't hear it from Aaron anywhere else. I didn't nothing. This is my personal opinion. They found out that the earth is flat, so they fucking they're keeping them quiet by killing them. Oh no shit. Yeah, because they're supposed to be the research of UFOs and all that stuff, right? Yeah, and they're from there, right? They're not aliens, they're demons. Demons, there you go. They need to keep everybody quiet about that. Yeah. I believe so too. I believe so. They're the they're just demons, angelic demons, you know, beings, you know. They're not coming from outer space, they're in the water. That's why NASA, that's why NASA to this day has only discovered five percent of the oceans, yeah, the deep, the deep blue seas.

Joe

There you go.

Joe and Thee Gooch

And then they're gonna tell you that the core of the earth is hot. There's lava inside the earth, the cold. There's lava. No, there isn't. Because why is it so fucking cold when you go miles into the water? Why is it cold? Yeah, nobody nobody can survive that. That's right. Yeah, I wonder, you know, that's I think these scientists found out something that they're not supposed to talk about. Because they took there's some there's they're doctors right there too, right? They they probably found a cure, you know. Oh yeah, things like that. Maybe. Yeah, you got a point there, Gooch. You know, they probably just you know, they know they've they they're probably new scientists or something like that. They oh shit, the earth is flat all this long, and they were probably trying to, you know, whistleblow it, you know. And then you get these people, well, how come so you're telling this so you're saying that everybody in NASA is covering up? No, not everybody in NASA is covering it up. There's certain levels, like when you start, when you work at a job, there's a supervisor, there's a manager, and then there's their there's the owner, right? Right, and then you know, you got your fucking your fucking bootlickers, their your fucking minimum wage people, right? They don't know shit. Yeah, they don't know how to control the company, right? Only the owner knows how to control the company, and then you got your managers that tell the fucking bootlickers what to do and how to do it. That's NASA.

Joe

Yeah.

NASA, Satellites, And Space Doubts

Joe and Thee Gooch

Deceive. That's what it means, actually. To deceive, yeah. To deceive. I think in Greek, I may be mistaken. I think isn't it? Oh, yeah, you're no Arabic or something. No, it's not Arabic. So it's probably Greek or fucking Aramaic, something, something. To deceive, to deceive, and you people are listening. Suck us. Yeah, so and that's what I kind of find a strange, strange too, you know. They're disappeared and all that shit. So, oh that's uh that's kind of a coincidence, right there, right? Yeah, not all like that. Since since 2023. And here recently was February 2025. And you know, and people say that like like no, the earth is not flat. We you know, things like that. Oh, it's curver, it's a curver earth, it's a globe, and all that shit. Okay, so why do I I kind of figure why planes are always crashing, dude? You know? Planes crashing? Yeah, you know, because this they they tend to go on a certain limit, right? To go up and to the a certain limit. Maybe this guy, the the the the pilot's probably like a a rookie. He probably said, Oh, let me see, let me go all the way up. And I think the the maximum rabble and shit like that. Right, but I think the maximum for a plane, I think it's 40,000 feet. 40,000 feet. Yeah, that's the maximum. Supposedly, because you lose oxygen oxygen, right? Right. So I think that they go all the way up and bam, it hits the firmament, and that's when they crash, you know? Yeah, it's a possibility, yeah. And uh the the moon's like a shooting, like a shooting rocket. I think it shoots all fucking meteorites, you know, like you know, and it's and it's fucking and it's stupid how people buy into this, you know, the earth, the pictures from yeah, Artemis. You know what, dude? If we and I were astronauts, wouldn't you fucking be curious and be taking videos and shit? How the fuck do they have how do how do they even have cellular fucking service up up in space with memory? Yeah, when we go into a fucking Sam's Club, we don't even have cell phone service. Yeah, I know, right? You know, the reception is down and all that shit. I don't fucking it's just and then people buy it. People buy the bullshit. Yeah, oh, because there's satellites, they're closer to the satellites. There is no satellites. It's underground, isn't it? Isn't it wired under the ocean? All the internet, all the internet cables, all of that. They're all underwater from here to England, Japan, it's all underwater. But now that since we got like the 5G, 6G, whatever you want to call it, whoopy-doo, doopy-di-doo. But those cell phone towers, can that be can that be satellites itself? No, you know, that's that's possible, but they're they're saying that most of the satellites that we see or hear about, they're on balloons, they're within the atmosphere, they're within the field. And that's why everything's just falling down, huh? Sometimes in the sky and shit. That's when you see, like, oh look, it's a shooting star. It's probably a fucking fall, uh falling satellite. You know, people people may call us whack jobs because we're talking like this, but if you put your mind to it, think about it. Think about it. Do we have we ever seen a real photo of the earth? No, we haven't. Not even from NASA, not even from independent photographers. Nobody has shown us the real real planet Earth. Nobody. If you look at if you look at if you look it up, use Google, if you look it up, every single photo since the 1960s, every single photo of Earth, they're all different. Yeah, all of them. Well, isn't that on the picture? Landmast is bigger, some are smaller. It's just horseshit. What is it? The the U the the UN, the UN, that the logo, it's like the flat earth flat earth. Yeah, they still use that flat earth, uh and you know what? I I think that it's a it and when it got it like a round thing like this, like a round shape, they probably like it's they know it's a fucking flat earth, right? But they turn it like, oh, you know what? Let me give you an idea. Just just make it like it's a round globe, you know. Let's turn it this way. Oh, look, we can make it like a globe. Make them think it's a globe. You know what I'm saying? Well, think think of it. This think of this one too. In the 1930s, right? Who was it? I think it was Universal or Paramount. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a glob it's a globe. How did how did they know it's a globe in the 1930s? Yeah, no, oh no shit. How did they know that that's how the earth looks? Where the United States is, where Canada is, where Africa is. Exactly. How did they know technology back then? Right. It sounds it sounds crazy, but think about it.

Thee Gooch

Yeah.

Joe and Thee Gooch

If you want to think that it's round and fucking water curves, go for it. You can't unring a bell, you can't unteach what's been taught. You can't. You have to open up your mind, you have to step outside of the box. Yeah. You know, how do we see the same stars over and over and over and over again? Yeah, no, yeah. And it doesn't change, and it doesn't change. Because if in the in infantry did, it would have been like out of place, right? It would have been moving around, like you know. The north the north star has been in the same spot for centuries. Centuries. That's how that's how people navigate it. Yeah, that's true. You know, the north star 4,000 years ago, that's how they navigate it. Isn't that Jupiter or the North Star? That or just a different star. No, that's that's just a star. It's just a star. Uh a luminary, yeah. Yeah, we people need people need to, and I and you know, when you go on social media, a lot of people are waking up to the nonsense that the earth is round, dude. Yeah, you can't do that. Everybody's like opening up, yeah. Everybody's opening up, and it's it warms my heart, but there's a lot of folks out there still think that it's round, and like you know, we're fucking modern slaves where we we get up and we do the same shit over and over again just to pay our bills. People get rich off of something that's supposed to be for free. Yeah, yeah, like water, electricity, and all that water, electricity. And you know what, dude? Uh today, when I got whatever I did, I did like a little bit of Uber today. And then I went shopping, and I I came across, you know, I get a five gallon, a five-gallon water, right? And it used to be 50 cents, dude. Okay. No, wait, my bad. It used to be 75 cents for a five-gallon and a one gallon for 50 cents. You know how much that fucking water costs now to just to refill a five-gallon? I just couldn't believe my fucking eyes, dude. I go, what the fuck? Three dollars for fucking uh five dollar five refill of water of five gallons? I go, fuck. I must just drink my own pee. Yeah, my own piss. And a lot of people need to understand too, like, the sun doesn't cause skin cancer.

Joe

Yeah, oh yeah.

Joe and Thee Gooch

Your sunblock causes skin can skin cancer. The chemicals, huh? The chemicals that are in your sun block cause your skin cancer. And you see a lot of people use it when they're young and shit, and then when they get old, they got fucking fucking skin marks, cancer. And it's great, because uh is the sun supposed to give you what vitamin D? Vitamin D. And then in the doctors when when the babies are not like premature and all that stuff. You put him in the incubator, right? We're supposed to be staring at the sun from when it comes up from the east. We're supposed to be staring at the sun to rejuvenate our uh our energy. Oh shit. Our center of our like Superman, huh? Yeah. Yeah. That's a perfect example of Superman. Superman gets his power from the sun. The sun, yeah. We're supposed to be getting that. It's supposed to rejuvenate our energy. Yeah. Because uh the sun gives us vitamin D, right? Right. And people want to wear sunglasses all because of the sun. No. I don't wear sunglasses anymore, dude. Yeah, me, I don't wear sunglasses. I don't know.

Joe

I don't know.

Joe and Thee Gooch

I used to be a s I used to be a stickler about that wearing sunglasses years ago, dude. But I don't anymore. And supposedly they say that just staring at the sun, you go blind. Yeah. You don't think that threw you off, huh? And that's the thing. That's what they tell you, too. Don't look at the eclipse, the solar eclipse, because then you go blind. But many people have proven that to be fucking false. They don't want you to see what's blocking it or lack thereof. Yeah. It's not the fucking moon that's blocking the sun. It's not. It's all shadows. What are the shadows? I don't fucking know. But it ain't the fucking moon. Did you I don't know if um there was a guy in TikTok, I don't want to seem seem to believe it, but he proved a point about the about the rainbow in every direction, every side in Canada and all that shit. It's like it shrinks like that. Wow. I think when it's in Canada, it's a whole thing like that, the whole center. In Canada, it's a lot uh uh in Canada the the the rainbows are a lot taller. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot taller, a lot wider. But like if you go in Antarctica, the wall, as we call it, they're a lot shorter.

Joe

Yeah.

Thee Gooch

Because of the dome. The closer to Antarctica you get, the lot smaller the rainbow is.

Joe

Jeez.

Tipping The Show And Cash App

Joe and Thee Gooch

That's true, huh? You gotta think about it. Wake up, people. Wake up. Wake up, people. Yeah, I seen that one. Yeah, you're right. I seen that one. I mean, I um I should have I should have got the video one the way he explained it, but the way he explains it, but um I don't know. I was just too lazy on it. You know, I think you know, I think we just the whole show, you know, yeah, there is a rocket going up, but why is it curving? Yeah, I've been saying that since I was like fucking in the fifth grade, since the challenger that exploded. I mean and I mean, I go, I was I told my fifth grade teacher, and I go, why is the rocket going curvy and it's not going straight up? You know? You know, NASA spends sixty million dollars a day of taxpayers' money. 60 million dollars a day on taxpayers' money. They could do a lot to fool people with that money. You can to help people, yeah. Yeah, and they do, and it works. It does. Any guys, if you guys want to tip us, there's our QR code here, my our Cash App. If you guys want to tip us for the show, or for you know, we're entertaining you guys and all that stuff. If you guys want to tip, give us a tip. Anything counts. Thank you very much. And there's our QR code there. You could go to our Cash App right there, give us a tip. Oh and that's what the only thing, this is what the StreamYard did you. They um they put the the you you could put your emblem now, your you know, with a cash app and all that stuff. Yeah, um, yeah, it's that's what I liked about it. So that that's what I like. What's the uh what's the cash app? The Cash App. And then you got buy me a coffee. Look. Buy me a coffee. You go directly to the you know, you wanna support our you know, you could go and be a member and all that shit, you know? And you check it out. Just check it out. Buy me a coffee. You wanna check out the cash app? Let me see. Oh, it's uh it's the talkers podcast Joe. Oh, I'm sorry. Dollar sign the T H E E T A L K E R S. I gotta change it though. I gotta I gotta put the talkers and host.

Joe

Things like that.

Joe and Thee Gooch

Yeah, why is your why is your fucking name? I don't know. I don't know. I was like, I was just thinking of something. I just now I now that you give me an now that you give me an idea, I'm gonna put the talkers and and host and shit like that. But um I thought of something you give me an idea. Yeah you give me an idea. So you guys want to tip us? There's uh QR code right there, the Cash App. Tip us, anything counts, 50 cents, a penny, anything will count, you know. And you know, some people, people that know me, when I when I go to a restaurant, okay, and there's waiters, waiters and waitresses, right? I start them, I start them off at $20 for a tip. Right. Okay, and that goes down, like uh, for example, if I'm there having breakfast and I only and I only get one cup of coffee the whole time I've been there, right? Right, it goes down dramatically. It goes down to two dollars, two dollars.

Joe

Oh shit.

Karma Story And Online Cruelty

Joe and Thee Gooch

Right now, because you didn't put my name or our name or host on Talker's Cash App, I tipped you only one fucking dollar, Joseph. Oh my gosh. It could have been 20. It could have been 20. Well, anything counts, like I said, anything anything counts, Gucci. It could have been 20. Hey now, you know, but if I want to see host, host. Uh huh. I'll put that. I'll not you know you just gave me an idea, so I'm gonna put that. Well, if I see it there next week, I will tip you 20. Oh, but but listen, listen, listen, listen. You want to give us a head start, huh? But but this is a big butt like yours. Oh okay. I'm gonna okay. Next week when we do the show, I'm gonna start you off at 20. But if you keep pushing buttons and we keep having technical difficulties, hey, that was you earlier, Gooch Tang. And then you're gonna go back to one dollar again. Uh all I'm doing is doing the sound effects. So I'm I'm doing the keyboard right here. So yeah. Hey, you want to see something funny? Yes. This is what uh people out there, you guys are gonna do stupid stuff. Just to let you guys know that there's karma after you guys, okay? You know, how are you? Just respect others, you know, do not steal other people, do not mug or anything. Because karma does hit you, okay? All right, karma does will hit you, and it will look for you, it'll find you in an instant, okay? So I just want to let you guys know because I I it can't I came across this video on TikTok, dude. That's just fucking so funny, dude. I mean, I mean, not to be not to laugh about it, but I mean it it's true, dude, because if you do something wrong to a person, it does strike back, you know? Okay, and it and it's really hilarious because he deserves it, you know. We all know that the person that tries to harm you and and takes off and ends up falling or you know, shit breaks an ankle or shit like that, or gets hit by a car, you know, you think that person deserves it, right? Okay, okay. So well, I got a video. Let me see if it's not hilarious for you or other uh to the viewers out there. So take a look at this. Uh so whatever you do, you better, it's like you better respect the others' position possessions and all that stuff. So here we go. Here's this video, man. It's uh it's I was showing Rima. Rima was fucking laughing, and you know, here we go.

Clip

Um, like electric bite, electric bike. That's what you get, motherfucker. He just trick bike that's what you get, motherfucker. He just the reason why and he just felt like he falls in his bike, Gooch.

Joe and Thee Gooch

The reason why? Because he stole that bike. Oh he stole that motorcycle, he stole the new motorcycle bikes, like those bikes that has motorcycles, uh a motor in it. I mean, you know? So he I didn't put the whole thing, I just put the the what happened to that, the victiming to the how you call it perpetrator. The perpetrator, huh? Yeah. So just to put him in blast, because uh he stole that bike from my little kid. Okay. So this guy deserved what he got, and I should have put that as on the poll. But so I think he deserved that. Okay, I'm gonna redo it again because it looked. It looks kind of fucking vicious, huh? The way he fell. Yeah, dude. Dude, he fucking scorpioned, man. Yeah, he fucking his his fucking head almost went to his ass, you know.

Clip

Um, like electric bite, electric bite. That's what you get, motherfucking he just and you couldn't even hear him. You could hear him.

Hair Loss Product And Heart Health

Joe and Thee Gooch

You could hear him. Did you hear him? Like, ooh, so he deserves it because he you shouldn't not be stealing other people's things, you know, or doing bad things to other people because it does well, it caramel does fucking come back to you. And it takes long, but it never forgets, you know. And the one thing that fucking drives me crazy about people on social media how they make fun of babies of disorder and when they have disorders and shit. Fucking dude, that shit fucking pisses me off, dude. Yeah, and that's you don't wonder why this fucking world is so fucking fucked up, dude. Well, the Bible says though that everyone will be cold, dude. So it's on the revelations, you know. You know, that's why I do it. I just I just fucking mind my business and just yeah. But fuck, dude, you have to stand up to that shit. Like I always say, like, hey man, if you guys make fun of me, who cares? Karma will hit back, you know. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Or talk shit to me or whatever, but you know, I could take it, but you know, I could I could take it all, but you know, because I need a fucking haircut, right? Oh yeah. I feel like people are making fun of me because I need a hate. Look at look at the guy who doesn't have a haircut, he can't afford a haircut. Look at my fucking hair, it fucking grew fast. Shit, I gotta cut it again. I almost could put a ponytail in the back of my hair, dude. Oh shit. Yeah, it's like a massive duck tail back there. I had this hat, I had to buy it a uh uh an eighth of an inch bigger. Oh no shit. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because of my hair, yeah. Yeah, same here, dude. Okay, the reason why I don't want to that's the reason why I want to cut my hair because that way they could fit on my head. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, because I'm usually a seven and a half with uh on the baseball caps. Yeah, this one's a seven and five eighths. Yeah, so I'm like we'll see what I kind of have to look at my shit. But but are we done, Gucci?

Thee Gooch

Yeah, I think we're we're it.

Joe and Thee Gooch

Um, I just want to say, Gooch, there's a new product on Suavecito. I forgot to mention. It's a new product. Believe it or not, speaking of hair, okay? Speaking of hair, there's a new product that's out. What's going on here? You know what? What is it doing? Look at the touch is it touching buttons already? No, no, it's because it doesn't have that uh that you know when you go up and down, you know. Every time I gold, and I don't really go to Walmart. Like it's fucking like maybe once a month, if that. But every time I when I gold, I keep forgetting to pick up Suavecito, dude. Oh no shit? Okay. Honestly, I just want to buy it just to open it and keep it in a room so it can smell good. Yeah. There's a new product. It's for people that are come concerned about getting bald, going bald. Okay. So there's a suavecito. It's called uh here we go. It's called uh Suavecito Matte Hair Cream. It's it's with uh DHT blocker, but you have to get this at the website of the Swab the at the Suavecito website. So it's www.suavecito.com, everybody. This is like for people that are losing their hair and all that stuff. And I mean, I would read the the what what's in it. It's what the DHT stands for uh dehydro testosterone in a male sex hormone, which is made from testosterone DHT effects, those genetically prone to male parin baldness by binding and reps receptors and scalp and causes hair follicles to minute miniaturize, shrink, and weaken, and eventually stop growing hair at all. You know, things like that. You know what I'm saying? So you could get this at the Suavecito's website, you could order it now, you know. So it's for people that are concerned losing their hair. So I guess this prevents losing hair, it makes your hair grow, you know. Believe it or not, you know, buying that shit too. You know, it's I'm gonna order that shit too. Speaking of testosterone, right? Us for our age, you know, we're getting up there, right? Especially you, you're a lot closer to 60 than I am, than I will ever be. But eventually, you know, you're gonna have to take care of your heart, you know. Yeah, yeah, because you know how dad passed away and shit with uh hypertensive. So what I do is I take a lot of nitric oxide, right? Yeah, and you want to talk about testosterone, bro? Mm-hmm. I wake up every morning like a fucking 13-year-old, bro. No shit. Every morning, dude. Yeah, I'm just like, I'm like 21 all over again. No shit. Me too. Oh yeah. Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah. Like I feel like I'm 18. But what I'm saying is, if you want to take, because I don't take pharmaceuticals. Shit, I don't even I don't even take uh uh I don't even I don't even take ibuprofen. I don't remember when was the last time I did, but anyways, so I I do the nitric oxide, I do, I do the cayenne pepper ish extract. Okay, this is all good for your heart, your kidneys, your blood pressure essentially, to keep an eye on your your blood pressure on a level, on a good level. No, because we're prone to heart attacks, and you know, our heart just stopping. Yeah, it runs in the family. So I do that, dude, and then what it does is it uh it'll elevates your your testosterone levels.

Joe

Yeah, yeah.

Remo Checks In And Goodbye

Joe and Thee Gooch

You can feel it too. When I do that cayenne pepper extract in the morning, every morning. I've been in it for two weeks now, every morning. You can feel your veins just fucking expand, dude. Your arms and shit. I felt that shit too. It feels good, dude. Yeah, like it makes you feel alive. It does. Makes you feel energized on energetic and shit. Yeah. Jerking off five times a day. What do you say? You know, damn. Are we done, Gooch? Yeah, we came off track there first. Yeah, I know. I think kind of sidetracked in um the new product of Suavecito. Get it, everybody. It's um www.suavecito.com, everybody. And we got a lot of exclusive stuff. So order now, everyone. And you can also get um some of the products at Walmart now. They're not selling at a Walmart. So any I know I mean any final words, Gooch. Yeah, men over men over 40. Take care of your hearts. There you go, everybody. And do not drink and drive, everybody. Do not drink and drive. And um, if you guys want to tip us, there's our QR code right there. Uh tip us. Cash app. Yeah, everybody, everybody tip Joe because I'm not gonna see a fucking dime of it. Nah, no, that's not true, boo. That's not true. Have fun with your tips, Joe. Hina. What's up? Have fun, have fun with your tips. Oh my gosh. All right, guys. All I can say is Hina. And that's summary, um, remote in a summary that he would not join us tonight. He was kind of busy and I'm gonna bite everybody. Right. Remo's on. Cancel, cancel.

Remo

Hey, Remo, we're back or something.

Joe

Oh my god, but we're ending the show. I guess we're not ending the show.

Remo

No, no, I just wanted to check in and say what's up, man. Hey, young man.

Joe

Oh, okay.

Remo

So I've been saying I watch me. Uh the brewery. Is there a lot of people there? Is there a lot of people? Yeah, it was it was a earlier it was a gang of fucking people. It was packed um I was supposed to come in and put the cameras and sell the cameras and everything, but yeah, it didn't happen because uh it was too many people. I see, I see. But uh it was fucking it was uh yeah, because it was like a tree earlier, so it was a gang of people, it was packed.

Joe and Thee Gooch

Yeah, really.

Remo

So yeah, yeah, business is about like I think uh two flags.

Joe

Yeah, yeah. Well, we're just ending the show right now until you showed up, you know.

Joe and Thee Gooch

Damn, that's a nice fresh blue, man. Fucking alcohol, man. I should have drank. I should have fucking I should have drank tonight, dude. Damn. Why would why why don't you go? Hey, your camera looks fucking clear, dude. I'm trying not to. I'm trying not to drink. And you you get me, I'm trying not to drink. I'm trying not to drink drink. No, no, no, no, you said his camera looks clear. No, uh, the Gooch's camera looks clear. It looks awesome. It's the Mac. I want I want I want to get uh that I was the MacBook, yeah. The MacBook, there you go. That book the MacBook. I did say it right? The laptop the the laptop I sent you, it has a it's uh it has a c camera closer, like a slider, so you can close the camera.

Remo

Oh, like so they don't see me when I'm playing with my TV. Yeah, when you're playing with your pinnacle Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thee Gooch

You should be getting it Monday.

Remo

Yeah, no, I've been I've been checking the uh the tracking, I've been tracking it, checking it out.

Thee Gooch

I wanna get I wanna have a beard like Paco. Tell him.

Remo

Yeah, I gotta I gotta put more right there in the fridge, too.

Thee Gooch

I think I'm gonna break my sobriety. Fuck it. I'll start all over here. Hey, buckle.

Remo

You can't hear me. I got my earpiece on, that's all right.

Joe

Oh, okay. I'm gonna break my sobriety. I'm gonna go and go give me some uh some shots.

Remo

Ah, what happened? Live live breaking news. President Trump and First Navy evacuated from event, you hear that?

Joe and Thee Gooch

Yeah. Yeah, they want to kill him.

Remo

I just been there and a what the what what I'm about to talk to my brothers. Like let me say I'm no I got I got a Gooch.

Joe and Thee Gooch

Oh, is that is that me? Yeah, it's you. Oh man, Remo. I want to drink a beer, so I think we gotta let you go now. Now I want a fucking beer. Alright, guys. Alright, guys. Alright, Remo. You guys behave. All right, you guys. Alright, here we go. Here's go the intro, guys. Alright, this is for sure. This is it, guys. This is Thee Talkers Podcast Unscripted. Thank you, Remo. Remo's on live. We're about to go already. This is it, everybody. Uh, thank you very much, everybody. Remo, Thee Gooch, and I, Joe, the host of Thee Talkers Podcast, Unscripted, everybody. Thank you, everybody. What's up, Los Angeles? What's up, what's up?

Joe

See you later, everybody. Bye....

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