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New Year, Real Talk, No Resolutions

Keny, Louis, Tom Season 4 Episode 1

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Resolutions sound great until real life shows up with candy bowls, crowded gyms, and late-night cravings. We decided to trade grand promises for small wins and a good laugh, opening the year with a candid chat about what actually sticks: removing triggers, shrinking goals, and building routines that survive a bad day. One story sets the vibe—kicking cigarettes for 30 years by ditching alcohol for a season and stacking better habits in its place—proof that environment design beats raw willpower.

We get practical about training as we age: lighter impact, smarter progression, and recovery you actually respect. Sugar takes center stage as the stealth saboteur of holidays and office life, and we share how cutting added sugar for months improved energy, inflammation, and mood without going joyless. Instead of forcing January 1 to carry all the pressure, we champion off-calendar starts and tiny daily actions. If the goal feels heavy, halve it; if you miss a day, lower the bar, not the standard. Mental health matters, too—less people-pleasing, fewer pointless fights, more boundaries and outlets that calm the mind without wrecking the week.

Of course, we make room for the hangout energy: a quick tequila toast, a spirited eyebrow-trend rant, sci‑fi nostalgia from Soylent Green to Running Man, and a nod to the community that’s grown with us. We also put a beacon out for dream guests—yes, Joey Diaz, we’re ready at 2 a.m. if you are. If you’re tired of resolutions that fizzle, this is your reset: build a life that makes the right choice the easy choice and let time compound the gains.

If this resonates, follow the show, share it with a friend who needs a realistic reset, and drop your one tiny habit for 2026 in the comments. Your idea might help someone else get started.

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SPEAKER_03:

Welcome to CC and NJ Guy Podcast. Happy New Year, everyone.

SPEAKER_04:

Woo! 2026. Yes, here we are.

SPEAKER_00:

Yes, here we are. Let's go. 2026, brand new year, brand new season for us. Right. Yes, good things, big things. Good blessings to everybody.

SPEAKER_03:

Everything is good, but you know, m I was getting ready to my thing that I was going to do to jump in real quick was everybody always has a re resolution, and we all know that nobody really sticks to it. Once in a while it does happen. I did it with cigarette smoking back in the day, and I did stick for it, and then I did you. It was my resolution, and I never and I have never gone back. So that was a resolution. But I yeah, I I said I'm gonna do it on this year, and then with that, and it's like 30 years now without a cigarette.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm trying to think of a resolution that I made that I stuck to. You know what I think the hardest one to keep is the weight loss. Like, don't even bother. Yeah. Everybody says, hey, you know what's funny? Because, you know, I I I I I was in shape, a lot better shape than I was at one time, and I used to go to the gym all the time, and uh, I remember it's like every January, the gym is PACT, and then like by like February, March. Yeah, you can get that machine now without having to wait for it.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, for real. Right. Dude, well, I'm gonna give you props, 30 years of a res on a resolution. Yeah, bro. That's fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_03:

I knew that if I got through the first year and I said that to myself, I said, I can get through one year, if I can make one year, I'll be able to be I'll never smoke again. And I didn't. And I didn't. That's pretty good. I stopped drinking for a couple of years though. Yeah. I did cranberry and coke instead of having alcohol, because I knew the alcohol would be the the Achilles seal that would make me fucking go back to the city. Right, right, definitely. I was like, no, I can't have alcohol. That's funny. So I was smoking weed. So it took away the other thing and that was good. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I was able to, you know. But I didn't need it. So it worked out good. And yeah, I stuck with that. And I've done it with other things too, like with working out and doing certain things. Like this year I'm gonna change up my regiment as far as the way I I was doing things as far as training is concerned. So now we're getting older, we gotta do things different with our bodies than we normally did when we were younger. We can go all out. Well, we can't do that anymore. But it doesn't mean you still can't get a good workout. Yeah, you're right. And if you're planning to do that as a resolution, that's a good one. Just stick with it. Don't give yourself too much. Start off small, and then do every couple of weeks, add a little. Yeah, yeah. Add a little. Everything like that. Because when you start off getting gung-ho and you're all balls to the wall, in a few weeks you'll quit. Yeah. At some point, you're gonna just be like, I don't feel like doing it, and then you'll miss another day and you'll miss another day.

SPEAKER_01:

But if you do a little bit of baby, you gotta don't set yourself up for Friday. You gotta be practical. Yeah, see, I'm I'm terrible. I'm terrible. Like, lose here, all like be positive. I'm like, don't even bother going to the gym. You're not gonna pop the beginning episode. I'm like, don't bother. And lose like, you gotta try. Yeah, no. I had it been on my defense now, too. That's what I'm saying. No, but you know, no, I mean of course, you know. I'm just, you know, I'm beefing. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03:

Listen, yeah. You know what I want is the resolution, and we were just talking about this. I'm gonna bring it up right now. Yeah, what? I want to get what's his name. You know who what's his name is. Say his name. We want to get him on the podcast. We want to get Joey Diaz. Yes. We want to get him on podcast. Oh my God. He's we don't love to have that crazy maniac who's probably one of the most wonderful people you ever met in your life. You know?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

I would never trust him with a gummy, but I would have a conversation with him.

SPEAKER_01:

So Joey Diaz.

SPEAKER_03:

Hey, you know what?

SPEAKER_01:

I I will say, I I I might be able to go. Uh I I don't know. If I'll trust him.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, I don't know. I'll trust him. I wouldn't do it. I'll do it. But I would love to have him on because he's funny as hell. He has his own podcast. Oh, obviously, we're not we're we're getting there, we're we're making our moves, we're doing what we gotta do.

SPEAKER_00:

But that would be great to get somebody out there. Yeah, well, you gotta tag him.

SPEAKER_03:

So when we post this, well, we're just gonna have to reach out to him. And hopefully this podcast reaches other people who watch it, and somebody knows somebody who's gonna say something to somebody.

SPEAKER_00:

That's what I'm saying. And then you'll tag them in this one. Right. You tag them in this shit, and then this way you'll know that we're asking and we're looking for him. Right.

SPEAKER_01:

Put it this way: you tell us, and we'll make the time for you. We won't have to wait till Friday night. No, no. If you're like Tuesday at 2 a.m., we will be here at 2 a.m. on Tuesday.

SPEAKER_00:

Exactly. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's freaking hilarious. That is great. You guys can bring you jammies. I'll take off.

SPEAKER_04:

We'll have a slumber party. Yeah. Hey, what's the stow?

SPEAKER_00:

We'll tell each other our secrets. Yo, this guy. Pedal fight? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

Stop it, you sexy bastard.

SPEAKER_00:

Yo, you guys are stupid. That is too funny.

SPEAKER_03:

Have you guys ever done a resolution or stuck with one?

SPEAKER_00:

No. No? I've made them, but I know. Yeah, I've made them. Okay. You know, I made one for this year. Oh. So be nicer to my wife. She says, you gotta be nicer. I'm like, what are you talking about? And it's funny.

SPEAKER_01:

I I actually, you know, my biggest problem is I'm a big people pleaser. And I said, I'm gonna stop that shit. And I did. So that's why so I guess. But it wasn't I've never the thing is I've I find that like resolutions, I I I never, it never works out for me if I do them like if I'm like, all right, January 1st. I find if I come up with something in in the middle of the year, I could stick with it better than like, all right, January 1st, I gotta come up with something. Let me see. Uh maybe I'll do weight loss, but if I can like have time to think about it and say, ah, maybe and it started, you know, it doesn't have to be January 1st. You know what I mean? If if you think January 1st is too much pressure for you, then you know it doesn't have to fucking be January 1st. It needs to be March 22nd, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, listen, I I'm not gonna lie. Until something comes to you and you go, you know, that's a that's a that's something I need to do. That's a change I because that you know, the first thing people think is weight loss. And weight loss is good, get in shape, but maybe uh you gotta work on yourself. Maybe you're trying to be a better person. You know, I'm I'm I'm gonna work, I'm gonna be better, I'm gonna be a better parent. I'm gonna, I don't know, I'm gonna make sure I do this or whatever. It doesn't always have to be weight loss. It could be it could be anything. You could be working on yourself, I'm gonna I'm gonna do better, I'm gonna have a better job, I'm gonna work on my career, yeah. Whatever it is.

SPEAKER_00:

You know I'll tell you what, as far as I'm concerned, I'm already perfect and shit. So like, you know, I wouldn't even I wouldn't even, you know, I wasn't even like thinking about making myself better because how can I be better? Because I'm the fucking greatest, but whatever.

SPEAKER_03:

Right.

SPEAKER_00:

When you're already 110%. Yeah, yeah. Cyborg is that 110. I want to be cyborged. I asked Santa Claus, he said no. No, but I I've never I didn't. I I I did what you guys just said, you know, it was later on in the year when I was like, oh, you know, on this, I gotta stop this, or I gotta get out of that, or I can't do this, and then I just stopped it. You know what I mean? Like uh being healthier, like we were saying, I did, I stopped like cut out sugar. So now my sugar intake is like one percent. You know what I mean? Like I'll have that one thing a month. Like I just binged because you know, Christmas and and New Year's, you know what I mean? Nothing wrong. And I had some of that. Nah, bro, because I feel the difference, man. Because I it's been like six months. No, oh yeah. You definitely gain weight during the holidays, but as long as you're not eating like that fucking year round. That's the thing. No, I'm talking about just the sugar. Oh, yeah, yeah. Just the sugar, the sugar, I feel the difference. Holy shit, holy shit.

SPEAKER_01:

I I I don't really do that much sugar either anywhere. I used to, and like, you know, maybe a couple of sweets.

SPEAKER_03:

The holidays though come around. Yeah, dude, you wind up with the cookies and all the other shit that that's available right in front of you. Yeah. Whether it's at work or your house or you go to somebody else's place, or you know, this you have a cookie or this candy.

SPEAKER_00:

Dude. You know what I mean? Yeah. And everybody's always handing me sweets. I'm at work, and yeah, somebody's handing me like cookies and like the the my this this Maria cookies and the Goya Maria cookies, and I have that with my coffee. I drink the coffee black. And you know, so like that's like my one thing, but it's like two percent of added sugars, if that. And you know, people are handing me sugar cookies and chocolate chip cookies. I said, Oh, for now, over the holidays, I just had a freaking soft, chewy chip ahoy. You know, I'm like, oh, I can't do this. And I said, I felt the difference when I woke up this morning, bro. You know what my weakness is?

SPEAKER_01:

This is my weakness. My weakness is someone with a fucking candy bowl on their desk. Yeah. Candy dish. Because I'm just gonna be like, oh, yeah. Well, you know, ooh, let me get that flavor on. And before you know, I'm having like five or six pieces of candy. So you can't resist? Can't that's where I see, I don't have a sweet tooth until I do. Like if I have one piece, that's it. I won't. I'm not the type where I'm like craving sweet stuff, but you know, once I'm on a roll.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. That's hilarious, man. Because I don't, I don't, like I said, I can I can literally when I stop sweet.

SPEAKER_01:

But once I start, it's like the whole box.

SPEAKER_00:

Nah, dude, if I'm saying I'm done with it, bro, if I'm saying I'm done with it as a weird with the green life savers.

SPEAKER_03:

Like those things are like cracked. Oh, the oh, the mint ones? Yeah, the green savings. Is it clean or green? Before you know, I'm like three-quarters of the way through the bag already.

SPEAKER_01:

At least you have minty fresh breath.

SPEAKER_03:

Then you're good to go.

SPEAKER_01:

And the same thing with candy part for Halloween.

SPEAKER_03:

Some people eat it, some people love it. Yeah, I like candy corn. That's also crack right there, too, because once you start eating it, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

You can't stop. Yeah. You can't stop, you're back. You're back. Then you take a dump and it's freaking colorful.

SPEAKER_03:

She I did good because I only she only got one bag and that was it. We didn't get any more than that. And then I did hit the Halloween candy we had leftover, but I was like not gonna do that. So you know what?

SPEAKER_01:

That's it. She got all that Halloween candy, uh-huh, and then you're eating that for three weeks, and then Thanksgiving rolls around, and then you're eating leftovers for two weeks. Yeah, and then Christmas rolls around. You're Christmas cookies, you got the money. Oh man, yeah, no, and then New Year's, you're drinking the booze, and the booze has got all sugar. But that's another thing that has a lot of sugar in it too, people don't realize.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, only tequila is the only thing is the healthiest alcohol. As far as vodka, as far as the chicken is.

SPEAKER_01:

What about vodka?

SPEAKER_00:

Nope. No, vodka's got sugar too. Yeah, vodka, I think, has some sugar in it.

SPEAKER_01:

I wonder what happened. The agave probably because agave is pretty sweet, but I guess it gets all eaten up through the Right, and the fermentation and such.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's the tequila is the best thing. But you're a tequila dude, bro. I am.

SPEAKER_03:

So yeah, you know, for you it's that's I mean, I don't do it all the time, but I did have a shot though. And then then recently at uh at a Christmas party.

SPEAKER_00:

I did have a shot. Yeah, you know, we didn't have shots tonight. We should have had shots.

SPEAKER_03:

We should have a shot. We'll do one after this episode.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, but I'll do the shots tonight. I'm down to do a shot. You know what I'm saying? Tequila, because you got the good shit there too, bro.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm talking about. Hold on, you guys keep talking. I'll be right back.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, we're gonna get shots now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But so what was so you've never had a resolution either, right, though, Tom? What's that? You've never had a resolution either, right?

SPEAKER_01:

Not in years. Yeah, see?

SPEAKER_00:

Because it's always like, I'm gonna lose weight.

SPEAKER_01:

And then you know, fizzles out.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, I always said, like I said, I always do and say, yeah, resolution, resolution, resolution, and I'm like, whatever, bro. It don't even matter. You know, I just if I feel like doing it in the middle of the year.

SPEAKER_01:

That's why I say I I think I wait till the mid year because I don't wanna, you know.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, which one is that? Is that kind of a walk? I'm like, which one is that uh This is uh Latin Platinum?

SPEAKER_02:

Silva tequila. Triple distilled.

SPEAKER_01:

All right, triple distilled. He's not in the new year. They might you might not hear it, so you might want to mic up a little bit. We'll sit down and do it, all right?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Is that too much?

SPEAKER_00:

You're funny. That's a hit. That's a that's a good hit.

SPEAKER_03:

But that's a normal shot, right?

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. Well, for you mere mortals. You started pouring it above the board. I was like, DOM!

SPEAKER_02:

The soundboard!

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah. That's good.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Okay, we're good.

unknown:

All right.

SPEAKER_01:

Hang on. Let me put this. So it's all right. This will this is probably fine for you too, but this part won't make it to Instagram or TikTok. You know, we're like, no alcohol, you spell a little bit.

SPEAKER_00:

Listen, we've seen all the other stuff going on.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay, gentlemen, happy new year to you.

SPEAKER_00:

Happy New Year, salute.

SPEAKER_03:

Right here until we get into a nice big people on our show and we can.

SPEAKER_01:

Yes, yep. And to all of our viewers, listeners, followers, and subscribers, uh thank you. Our dream is to, you know, one day, you know, get a professional studio. Yeah, it's coming, bro. It's coming. You know, we're gonna fucking make it happen. There you go. All right, let's do it. Yes, salute. Salute. There's that low in sugar. Muzzle tub.

SPEAKER_00:

That was nice. That was smooth. Yeah, that was good.

SPEAKER_01:

That's great, man.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Uh yeah, that was good.

SPEAKER_03:

All right, nice.

SPEAKER_00:

I just got all warm and fuzzy inside. What is it, like 20 degrees outside? So tingly, actually. It's so cold.

SPEAKER_01:

That was that was smooth. That was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't bad, right? Yeah, not harsh at all. Not like uh you get that fun.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

It was great. It was great. No. Listen, I think as far as resolutions are concerned, listen, if you have them and you do that but you're not successful, then there's something else going on. Right? Think about it. Are you really is that really what you want to do? Is that something or is that achievable? That's why I was saying earlier to do it in a way where you're not going balls to the wall right off the bat. Go baby steps, a little bit at a time. You got time. You're not going nowhere, right? So you know, you start off a little bit each couple of weeks and you're whatever it is you're doing, whether it's working out, or maybe it's something you're studying for, or some kind of exam you're taking. Right. Or you want to take, but you didn't want to do it. Whatever it is, you know. Sometimes it could be I don't know, making up with a family member or something.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Ooh, right. Some people may have that, like, you know what, maybe I'm gonna go and talk to my dad, or just, you know, do something and and see if I can get that going, or or just like he was saying earlier, Tom, about working on yourself, right? Yeah, focus on yourself and don't don't take any shit for nobody. Oh, that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Don't be a peaceful. Don't take any shit for anybody. Don't I'm not taking no shit from you and then go fight somebody. Like we don't want to say that either. Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_03:

No, no, no. That's no, I don't know. I know, I know, but I'm saying don't take shit on anybody, meaning not physic. Listen, we're not high school kids here, right? So we're not talking about, oh, go and kick somebody's ass.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm just saying, just like someone starts getting on this kid. Well, go go scroll.

SPEAKER_03:

Don't you get to a point where now that you're getting older, I know for me, now I think about it too, it's like it's not even worth it for me to even deal with this individual or whatever it is. Right. At a point where you smarten up and you say to yourself, Oh, okay. Yep, I could have done that earlier, but obviously I I wasn't ready for it. But now seems like a good time, and then you you wind up, you know, you don't allow yourself to get uh built up and get into a big fuzz over something, you know what I mean? Instead, you you're taking control. You're like, yeah, I don't want I'm just not gonna deal with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever it is. Right. You know what I mean? It could be anything, but I know if I've gotten that to that place, I know it definitely would you say that you're definitely different than the the Kenny you were 20 years ago compared to now, in a positive way.

SPEAKER_00:

Well wait, 20 years ago I was in my 30s. So Yeah, I'm a little bit different. I'm different but the same. Twenty years is a long time, man. Yeah, I'm different but the same. I think I'm still the same person as far as, you know, look out for others, but I'm still on like the yeah, uh fuck you too. You know what I mean? Yeah. No, no, no. I yeah. Well that doesn't end yet, then it's like that, I think it's not saying you have to still I still do the funnies, you know, I still do my, you know, but and it's you know what's you're more tolerable versus what you were when 20 years ago.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm sure you're you're you're uh you're probably a lot more not quick to respond to something as you would have maybe twenty years ago. I know I am. I know if I went 30 years ago, yeah, the Lewis then to now, yeah. Yeah. Oh night and talking day.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, me too.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

No doubt.

SPEAKER_01:

I say I say for me, especially in the last two years.

SPEAKER_00:

Well, I you know, and it's funny you're saying that because like I think for me, seriously, like I tell you, you know, eh, kiss my ass maybe a little bit slower than I said it before. Or in a different way where they're not really. Yeah. I do it in my I do it in my monotone voice. Right. You know? Just kick my camera. Oh, shit kebab. You know, when before I used to do it, you know, you know, before I used to just, you know, turn around and and you know, just try to choke somebody out, you know, as well, not I try to talk about, but I was just being disrespectful, like boom, it's over. I don't care. Kiss my ass. Right, you flew off the handle. Right. Yeah. I I will say that. Yeah. I don't fly off the handle that's fast. Oh no. That takes a lot now for me to even get to that point. But now what I do is I kind of like, you know, oh yeah. In your head. Kiss my ass. No, no, I say it out loud. Oh, do you? You're talking to yourself? Because I do that too. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, no. I say it out loud, bro. I say it out loud. They say it's a sign of intelligence, by the way. When you talk to yourself? Yes. Because that's when you get the best answers. I missed it. That's how you get the best answer. Yeah, yeah, exactly. All goddamn day long. Yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah. I'm a genius in my own mind, bro.

SPEAKER_03:

Great minds think alike, man.

SPEAKER_00:

It's just, yeah, no, no, no. Listen. I I but as f I mean, I just think, and something that, you know, I always say is just be kind to others. And that's always been, I guess we'll say what my resolution, I'm gonna call my resolution always is, you know, but again, I do it different times of the year.

SPEAKER_03:

But what about for you?

SPEAKER_00:

For me personally?

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, no, forget about everybody else. I'm talking about if you're gonna do a resolution, it should be aimed for yourself. Not necessarily it shouldn't I'm not saying it shouldn't be aimed for anything else, but what are you gonna do for yourself as far as a resolution? Paying it forward.

SPEAKER_00:

Real talk. That's that's just like paying it forward. Yeah, it is, because it gives me peace. It gives me peace that I turn around and I was like, I was nice to that person, you know, that I'm paying it forward. That somebody held the door open for me and I hold the door open for somebody else. Like it's just for me, like real talk. No lie, bro. It's that mental for me. It's that that the things that I do nice for other people is what makes me feel better.

SPEAKER_03:

I get that. I'm the same way. I mean, I do the same uh, you know, but you're also that same person if that person doesn't fucking say thank you for holding the door open. Get hit with the door. Okay, so you're gonna say, Oh yeah, you're welcome.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that too.

SPEAKER_03:

Okay, so I mean, if we're gonna go healthier, so I'm saying when you so the sugar thing would be for you, right? Yeah. You're stuck on that, you're doing it, right? You're you're that's your thing. That's a good thing. Right. Because you know what your arthritis and everything or what makes you feel like shit. Right. So you're zone and that's that's a good thing to zone in on.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, so that's what but that's what I'm saying. So that's what I do, and it doesn't necessarily be right on here. You know, what's called it? I don't want to say nothing because it happened to Tom before. Yeah, it did. It's like Tom's did earlier. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I don't know. I I guess for me, you know. Oh, stop it, bro. That I'll I'll talk to you guys remotely. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Kenny could be the guy on the board outside.

SPEAKER_00:

Kenny's gonna be in the car. Yeah, yeah, I'll be in the car.

SPEAKER_01:

The engine running, yeah. Tom and I'll go. We'll go.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, you guys can go. And you can communicate from us. Oh, yeah. I'll be the microphone out of the way. Lou and Tom, don't go to the line. Come back. Carolina! Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, I think that would be good though, right? So that's a good thing for you, obviously, and you've already started it way before the holiday. Yeah. But you did because of the holiday shit that's going on, but yet it's only because, you know, do as the Romans do, right? Fucking holidays are here, everybody's eating, thinking, doing all kinds of crazy shit.

SPEAKER_00:

Well, but I mean you were saying like taking a few. Exactly. I mean, like I said, for me, it's just just to make sure that I'm okay on the city. On the other end. You know, always whatever conflict I'm getting into that I know I'm coming into, just make sure that I'm okay on the other end. Right. You know what I'm saying? Me mentally, because my mental is where, like, you know, I worry most about only because I'm not the exact same Kenny as 20 years ago. You know? Yeah. Or 25 years ago. So what does that mean? That then because back in the day, I'm like, hey, yo, what? Fuck me. So what do you mean by mental though? I mean, honestly, the you think it's stress. The stresses, yeah. The stresses, me being like, you know, just having that. Right. Like I said, I'm always angry. I'm always angry. Shit just pisses me off or whatever. Yo, listen. I I just so me always being angry, me trying to be calm and outlet for you to do something to get that out of you. Yeah, and my wife won't let me have a motorcycle.

SPEAKER_03:

That's not the right one.

SPEAKER_00:

I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_03:

It helped. It honestly truly helped. I drove in a car with you, bro. I would never get on a bike with you. Well, that's cool because you're not cute enough to sit in the bag, but whatever.

SPEAKER_00:

You know, it's all good.

SPEAKER_03:

You know? Yeah, no. Regardless, I'm just saying, yeah. Knowing how you drive, yeah, you're a good driver.

SPEAKER_01:

I want to have a flying motorcycle. People talk about flying cars. Let's do a flying motorcycle. You know, but that would be safer than a flying car. Than than a ground motorcycle, I think. As long as it doesn't, you know, as long as you can take, you know, land and take off, you there's nothing to really hit in the sky.

SPEAKER_00:

No, but if you run out of gas and trash land, you'll see those attention to the gas gauge.

SPEAKER_01:

You're not gonna be like I'm a thousand feet up in the air.

SPEAKER_00:

Have you seen those vehicles that you could fly? Yeah, yeah. And they're super light. And they have like a backpack.

SPEAKER_03:

You're in it. Yeah. And you're flying, man.

SPEAKER_00:

It looks like a fucking Star Wars thing, bro. Listen, I don't know if you're not going to be able to do it.

SPEAKER_03:

I wouldn't drive with you with that either, bro. I drive myself on that. So like, yeah, you get yours, I get mine.

SPEAKER_00:

So I have a little bit of I have a little fear of heights, right? I think it's different though. Right. That's what I'm saying. That would be different because I'm great to get on a plane. I'll try to get it. If you're not going to sell that while you're up there, then it's a whole thing. There you go. Like I said, that would probably fit camera for sure. Right. And because I hit no.

SPEAKER_01:

Well, you know what? You know what though? I I feel like that would work. A flying motorcycle, if you think about it, you could just have a parachute like on your own. Well, you would have to do that. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04:

You'd have to bail out shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Ooh, yeah. It sucks to be you. Look out. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, like you're coffee. Look out. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Did I just hear four? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Front. Do we turn around? Yeah. For real. Yeah. Dude. Yeah. Yeah. That was it. Yeah. Yeah. No. That's funny. That's you see, so halas you went from resolutions to my flying motorcycles. Right.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, you're saying resolutions. Both ways.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, that's right. Thomas here. The Jersey guy is here. So he throws in those knuckle balls every once in a while. You know, like, hey, I know we're talking about resolution, but what about flying motorcycles? How's that sound? Oh, yeah.

unknown:

That's beautiful.

SPEAKER_03:

You know? That's like that rant I had on the other day when I text you guys and I did a voice text. Oh, yeah. I was talking about fucking eyebrows. That shit was funny as hell. Because I was watching TV and I'm like, what are these people in God's name looking at when they look at these eyebrows? It's like when someone wears something they shouldn't have been wearing. That's why I was like, and they see themselves in the mirror and go, oh, yeah, look at it. I was diet. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? You fucked your face up. You don't mess with your face.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm not kidding. That rant, and that voice message you sent me, that rant about eyebrows, put me on a fucking rabbit hole. Yes, it does. I was like, because I was like, I know that they make paste on one. And I'm going on Amazon and they even have like the special textured leather.

SPEAKER_00:

Because you sent it to us.

SPEAKER_01:

You sent it to Amazon. I know. And then I was, yeah, because I looked it up and then I was like, oh my God, they make this too. And they make like an eyeliner that rolls on the hair that looks like hairs. So you roll it on and it's got like a thing on it. Like, like, like you know, like a stamp. It has the it has that. So when you roll it on, it makes the individual hairs.

SPEAKER_00:

Right. Bro, that shit is so fucking funny. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_03:

What's crazy too is that you notice how when they have it on, they're not super shiny. It's like it's the only thing that stands out on their face, and it's and usually it's a little too high and it goes up like this, like you're fucking avoiding the thing right now like you're from Sagittarius.

SPEAKER_01:

Well the thing is is that is is the uh eyebrows are are are ever just shaved. If you see perfect eyebrows, they're literally the the if they're perfect, they're shaved. And they're fake eyebrows, or they're that fucking or tattooed.

SPEAKER_03:

Now, there are nice ones where people leave their own eyebrows and the contour or the shape or however they are, but they just clean them up. That's different. I have no problem with that. Right. It's when they do what you're saying, and then you're like, yo, did you look at yourself first before you filmed yourself on this ship, bro? They usually don't. I'm looking at your eyebrows. That's all I see.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm listening to a tattooed eyebrows. I've seen some pictures online. Yeah, man. They had like perfect arches like this. I'm like, yo.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. I bug out with the ones. Yeah, bro. I know, right? Like, yo, like you're like happy face all the time. Hey, Fred.

SPEAKER_03:

What the hell is wrong with you?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Listen, bro. I'm gonna tell you what. So I used to get my eyebrows pierced. 20 different. Yeah, I did. This is a good at once. This is a cool one, yes. I used to have my eyebrow pierced, and then I used to get my eyebrows trimmed. That's different. I do my old eyebrows. Right. Well, I used to that it got to the point where now I don't have to be a little bit more.

SPEAKER_03:

You should probably go to the bar, but he probably does it for you. No, no, no, no, no. I stop curling and then Are you just leave him alone now? Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

All right.

SPEAKER_03:

Just make sure they're not caterpillars by the time you're 60.

SPEAKER_00:

But you know, because it's funny because depending on who's doing your stuff, right? Race, creed, nationality would determine how thin or thick the eyebrows are.

SPEAKER_03:

But you have control. Thick is in now, though.

SPEAKER_00:

Everybody's thick is in now. Right. And the thick looks fucking insane. Like on some people, I'm like, yo, you know what it is? But it does fit some people.

SPEAKER_03:

Because if that's their hair, like if their hair is super thick and they got super thick eyebrows, clean them up if they need to be cleaned up. Right, right, right, right. But that goes with your face. So you you're working with what you got. It's when you start changing shit and putting a different arch on your face and you take that right here, get that.

SPEAKER_01:

I think the whole thing with that is that it's like I think people got conditioned to seeing the uh thick eyebrows so much that like they're tired. You're used to it now. Like you just like that's how eyebrows look. You know what I mean? Like like it's like it's like the radio, right? Right. They play the same song every five songs, and then you're like, you know what? I like that song. Yeah. Like you didn't like it when you first heard it, but after like the 30th time, you're like, you know what, that song's kind of catchy.

SPEAKER_00:

Well, because you get the hook. And then you like the hook is like, you know, and then you start singing it. Like, I can't stand this shit, but I know the hook that they played it for the city. And then eventually you like it, which is really weird.

SPEAKER_01:

So, like, that's I think the same thing with eyebrows. Like, when they first were around, I was like, why?

unknown:

What's with this?

SPEAKER_03:

Well, they had the trimming they had the the uh pencil thinks. Yeah, they would thread it and they would clean it up. Yeah, right. So it used to be pencil thin and take a marker and just put the hanger on the sharpie.

SPEAKER_00:

Sharpies. That's what they used to make the joke of in the sharpies.

SPEAKER_03:

Look like fucking Bozo the Clown, bro. Oh jeez.

SPEAKER_00:

No, no. Well, who was the old man in one of the old comedy shows that his eyebrows is like super like coming out like there's almost like they combed them out and they went up, they're super hairy. It was a comedy? Yeah, it was a comedy show movie, yeah. Oh George Burns? George Burns. That was another one that he had his shits out there like that. Hey, Gracie, you know, and had his eyebrows.

SPEAKER_01:

George Burns, man. I remember that guy was smoked until his 90s cigars. He was a big cigar smoker. Yeah, those see he had those thick glasses, too. Yeah, yeah. Yep. Like six flags. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

That's another guy, yeah. There's another guy that had the crazy eyebrows. Yeah. Dude, listen, I'm gonna tell you what. Styles have come back around. Always, always. They always do. I say, I tell people it's 20-year cycles. 15, 20 year cycles. Because right, and then maybe a little bit more, but so you're looking at older fashion of the 70s came back in like the mid-90s, early 90s, and then now it's coming back around. Because a lot of these kids are wearing stuff that like you know, I've seen worn in the 80s and 90s. You know what?

SPEAKER_01:

It's like, why why bother getting rid of your old clothes? They just kicked it. Because they don't fit, bro. Oh, well they are that's why like you know, if you hold on to them for like 10 or 20 years, and if they say they fit, you got vintage clothes.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, bro. Yes, 10 15 years ago. I still have jeans and stuff. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I still have mine. Yeah, I just got some. Well, no, my old pants back then don't fit anymore. I'm not gonna say different. I did gain some weight from like, you know, when I was 20. Right. But happened. But I bought a new pair. But now, because I had that surgery on my foot, I can't even put my Tims on, bro. I'm so upset. Oh, because it hurts. Yeah, because it hoits. Well, yeah, it hoits. So I got away from left healing. Yeah, when it finishes healing, I'm I'm back. Yeah, I'm so upset. It's freaking snowing outside, bro, and I can't put my Tims on. I'm fucking up my Nikes. You put one Tim on. I'm so angry, huh? Put one Tim on. I can't. What about your other? You can't put your Tim. Well, I could put one foot on, but then I'm gonna be walking like this, because if I had to sneak on the other foot, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_01:

That's true, because that's a different height. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_00:

Once you're hitting the top of the foot. Because my foot is still a little bit swollen, I can't even put my foot in and I can't bend my toe. For those who don't know Kenny uh surgery.

SPEAKER_03:

Maybe by this time next year you'll be able to get it. I hope so, man. It's gonna take a while. It's like a good year. It took me a good year or so with my elbow and when I had my elbow done. Right. Like I wasn't like, even though I had my physical therapy and it was a few months in, I still had to keep working on it until like a year or so came, and then it was like back to where I was a hundred percent. You know what I mean? Yeah. And you're gonna need to do that with your foot too. That's because you know, they opened you up, they cleaned it out, they, you know, you got scar tissue in there, all that shit.

SPEAKER_00:

So it was just like, uh, but like I said, I just so I can't even wear my Tim's right now, so I can't rock those things. What are we talking about? I just lost what we're talking about.

SPEAKER_03:

What we're talking about, eyebrows. Eyebrows, yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

So how do we go from eyebrows to Tim's? My bad.

SPEAKER_03:

No, no, because we were talking about your foot and then we're talking about George Burns on it, George Burns.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, holy shit. We went all over the place with that one. Godly.

SPEAKER_01:

It's okay. You know what, though? It's as funny as well. You know what though? We're here to you know what? We're here to hang out. Yeah, this is the first episode of the show. You know what? This is I I I do want to remind people listening that like we're a variety podcast. We're we're a hang- I I I think more of a hangout podcast. Yes, we are. So we don't have a niche. So, you know, talk about whatever. We're here to hang. We're here to show you.

SPEAKER_00:

Our niche is that we're fucking cool. What are you talking about? We don't have a niche. Our niche is that we're fucking cool. We have a niche. Our niche is us. Yeah. We're the niche. We're the niche, yes. Yeah, yes.

SPEAKER_03:

Go ahead, Louet. We like to laugh, we like to have a good time, you know. We make poke fun at ourselves and other things, you know. We do have as great occurrence themes.

SPEAKER_01:

Absolutely. We like the paranormal stuff, we like the UFO stuff. But we talk better. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03:

It's good. I think it's good. Yeah, no, we are we always. I like it that way. Yeah. You know, I like it. It's not one thing. We do kind of stick because we're geeks, right? So we kind of are in that you know, the sci-fi, right, um, the paranormal. Everything you like that's I'm like a horror movie guy. You know, we like our Star Wars Star Trek. Yeah. Yep. Sci-fi. And then you got the, like you said, paranormal. We had a creepy crowley on here with us. We had the the guys, uh, the group that that's local on Full Moon Paranormal. You know, and I've I'm you know, so that I think what we do is great because we we're not just oh, we don't do that. You know, no, no. Oh yeah, you want to be on? Yeah, absolutely. Come on, hang out with us and talk. You know, and the conversation always goes the greatest place.

SPEAKER_01:

I love when people come to us, and especially if it's something we never initially think we gotta get Eric back on to. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we got Eric back on. And he's always on our own. He's been traveling.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. I know I saw that, bro. Yeah, man. That's freaking awesome. And and um, we gotta get uh oh my goodness, who's the other one? Uh, the gummies for the puppies. Oh, what do you call it? Lola Hemp. Lola Hemp. Definitely gotta get Lola Hemp. Yeah. Oh, there you go. So yeah, you got the hat over there.

SPEAKER_03:

They have going, they're actually doing from what I could see on social media and everything, they're actually doing it really well. It's a good hat, man. Yeah. They sent that to me. It's a great hat. Yeah. I keep that hat. What do you call it? They uh they they came out with a couple of different more I should say, I guess, formulas. You know, they had the C B D that uh it's a full spectrum hat. It really works. It works for Jeter really well as far as his anxiety and everything, you know, it has helped him up big time. So yeah, so yeah, they're doing well from what I can tell. Everything is going to be a good thing. Good. Yeah, yeah. I'll have to reach out to them and say it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_03:

For that, for sure.

SPEAKER_00:

So And then this time we could do a video with him because we can link in the case.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, no, we'll have him just call in for do it the way we're doing it now. Yeah. Just talk to him. This is what's just great now, but we're at this point where we can do it and not have to worry about having to meet up with them somewhere in the podcast, you know. We come a long way. And not for nothing. When we started, we didn't know the squad did like five. We didn't know anything. We didn't know shit. Yeah. I didn't know anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now we learn a lot of things.

SPEAKER_01:

You did have a little advantage because Tom Yeah, I've done some of the I know a lot of the social media stuff.

SPEAKER_03:

And my wife, who's also very savvy when it comes to computers and stuff like that. So that kind of helped us out. And then Kenny and I jumped in there because we started figuring, oh, yeah, I know this. Yeah. It's not like we weren't com not computer friendly or anything like this. Yeah, no, no, no, no. You're the new space, you know, and it's different. Yeah, it was a totally different animal, you know.

SPEAKER_00:

But I'm glad we did. And the board. The board, right. Then the board again, the board right because this board doesn't have an EQ. It just gets us. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. So that's kind of groovy. That's the easy part. But you know, then we get to do the little sit and talk.

SPEAKER_03:

You know, this is a new year now, so this is our first one for the new year. Yes. And I'm looking forward to the to it and seeing what what we're gonna get done. And we have a lot of ideas, but going back real quick, I don't want to get off on a different area, but uh going back to the to being New Year's and having some kind of resolution. Don't even call it a resolution. Just say, hey, you know what? I'm just not I'm gonna stop doing this, or I'm gonna do that, or I'm gonna start eating this, or I'm gonna, you know, if it whatever works for you is my thing. Because sometimes people don't like the whole resolution thing. Right, right. Think of it something else, go another direction, take it, you know, make it your own thing or something like that.

SPEAKER_01:

So like it doesn't have to be like a box type thing. No. Like like weight loss, like error or exercise. Like, like I said, you can be work on yourself. It can be like, I want to work on my career, I want to do better, I want to get a new job, I want to travel, I want to see the world. Like there's all you know, whatever you want to do. Yes. Whatever, whatever you want to do. Well, we'll be a little practical, you know. Yeah. Well, you know, you might have a better chance, though.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, well, I'm just I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. We can all dream, you know. Yeah, no, well, you know what? Though us doing this and getting bigger, doing what we're doing, staying in this rhythm. You know what I mean? Yeah. That this is what's gonna get us to, you know, this is our lottery. Just keep plugging away, man. You know what's well. We have fun doing this.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, great.

SPEAKER_03:

And yeah, I I keep looking over here with the case. I hope we're doing this.

SPEAKER_01:

I hope we're hey, we're still doing the podcast 30 years later. Like, I'll do it. I don't give a shit.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, keep doing it. We'll just keep doing it. We'll do it at the home. We'll be at the in our own little community.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, we'll just pick up the network.

SPEAKER_04:

You know, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get the old age home.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm gonna get morbid, but you know, when one of us passes when we're old, we'll put the we'll put the urn in our stuff.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, he's got the urn. No, we're gonna do like they do. We're gonna do like Dia de los Muertes, bro. We're gonna turn around and like we're talking about Halloween and have just have our dig of the body every year.

SPEAKER_03:

See if you can find me, right?

SPEAKER_00:

Every year, dig you up, put you up here. Oh no, no, I'll do it that way.

SPEAKER_03:

Just do a seance, like get creepy crowli on and see if you can find me on the Luigi's. Oh, dude.

SPEAKER_00:

No, you just gotta be here, bro. Make it your business. You're not doing anything, but you're just haunting people. You know what I'm saying? So just be here on fucking uh, you know, October 31st at midnight. Just be where we're at. Yeah, you know, I might be busy. I might be busy, man. Yeah, no busy. You got you got other than the rest of the days of the year to go and haunt people, bro. You know what's funny?

SPEAKER_01:

I was watching uh, what's her name? Uh Tomlson, she's a comedian. And it's funny because I brought the urn thing up. She was at a concert, uh, she was at doing a show, and person said, like, I've turned my father into a bong.

SPEAKER_03:

Oh, yeah, I saw that.

SPEAKER_01:

And she's like, You turned your wait, so your father, like, you put the ashes in the bong? She's like, No, I made the bong out of his ashes. Out of his ass. And she's like, And she said, And she goes, God, we gotta be in Portland, Oregon. And she's like, Holy shit. She said the whole joke ended up being about Portland, you know? No. She's like, she's like, you could drive me around three days with a blindfold and put me here, and someone says I made my dad and my dad's ashes out of bunk. We're in Portland, Oregon.

SPEAKER_03:

And the girl said, No, I just have to so she does hits out of the bunk, and she's taking hits out of father. At her father's the bong. How is he the bong?

SPEAKER_01:

They had a glass maker. Probably sprinkled the ashes into the glass. And they made it at the bigger. Or when they melted the glass down, they put the ashes in the sand or whatever.

SPEAKER_00:

That is great. That's awesome. That is great.

SPEAKER_03:

Can you imagine?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah. Yeah. Well, they do the same thing with tattoos. Like they'll take your ashes, put them in a tattoo. Oh, in the ink? Yep, yeah. Really? I did not know that. That's the first I've ever heard of that. Yeah, there was a dude now. He can't do like a lot of it because it changes the con uh the consistency of the um the only part symbolic. Right.

SPEAKER_03:

You can also put it in a necklace. Like you get a little uh vessel to carry it around on your own. It could be like uh that guy's arm of some sort.

SPEAKER_00:

Sprinkle a little bit. Yeah, yeah, no. I don't want none of that stuff. Like I told you, bro, a little bit over Brooklyn, a little bit over Puerto Rico, and a little bit at the brass section of Victoria's Secret. I don't know. And that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01:

Yeah, no. Do whatever you want. Yeah. I told you I want to be freeze-dried, and I want a mechanical arm with a wave, and you could prop me up. You could put me in front of the restaurant or something. That's exactly. You know the one with the fake waiter that's holding the menu? Oh. Turn into that. Dude, that is the funny. No, out of my freeze body. He wants his freeze, his body. Yeah, like mummified, bro. I thought you meant your asses were freeze.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, he wants like he's mummified, bro. And I'm the mannequin. I'm the menu holder. He's the mannequin holding the menus. Fucking Tom, bro. That is too funny. I never thought of that.

SPEAKER_01:

Or or like a Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I could be No, I'll be like the Turn Me into one of those cats.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, at the Chinese restaurant. At the Chinese restaurant. Oh, yeah, yeah. So it just like it's like got a counterweight in it. It's like that is the funniest thing. Does it have a magnet underneath? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. I I I don't know. I but see, now the only reason why, and like I said, the reason why I don't want to be buried is because I don't want people to come, like people aren't going to come visit me. So I'm taking up land space. You know what I mean? Like literally, that's the method of it.

SPEAKER_03:

I think it's I'll be in useful item there. I'll be holding a menu for you.

SPEAKER_01:

I'll have the specials. Cemeteries are gonna go away, I think. Cemeteries are going.

SPEAKER_03:

I don't think cemeteries are gonna be around for I think they're going slowly or going away. What is the cemeteries? People still do it, but not like it used to be. I think it's a big thing. Where are you gonna bury people? That's what I'm saying, bro.

SPEAKER_00:

All the prime real estate is gone, like, you know, under the tree, over top of the hill, you know, like all that shit is gone. Right now I'm sitting by the edge of the fucking road. I'm good. No, I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna do what you guys say.

SPEAKER_03:

I'm probably gonna get cremated. It's just a matter of what I decide I will put them, or I will just probably leave it up to them to do that. Yeah, the kids do it. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00:

They get the run. But then you're gonna be full of shit, bro. You're gonna be a shit. You're gonna be a turd. Go ahead, Tom.

SPEAKER_01:

Honestly, you know what I'd like to do? I'd like to do one of those trees where they where they where they you ever see where they do that? Where they put your body in a pod. They put you in that pod and and and you're like fertilizer for your body.

SPEAKER_03:

Right, and you grow and you grow a tree grows from it.

SPEAKER_01:

So you become a tree.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah. That's a good idea though. I like that. Okay. Or there's another place where it's a cemetery, and I I think it's I'm not sure if it's in Mass or Connecticut, but they take your ashes and they bury it near that tree. Like in other words, that tree is numbered. Somehow it works where you're involved, that you're involved with that area right there. So if you want to go visit somebody, you go into that part of the forest or whatever, you know what, and you'll know where it is, and that's where you are. Now I don't know if they feed the tree your ashes, because I understand that someone for some reason I think that's supposed to be good for the trees or whatever it is. Right. So that might be the other thing, too. That's where you were laid to rest as far as your ashes and I want to be in Charlton Hestelly. I'm gonna find the specifics out on that one.

SPEAKER_01:

I want to be in Charlton Heston's belly and him going, Solar Green is People!

SPEAKER_00:

Dude, you gotta do it. Yo, I'm mad you know the movie like that, bro. It's a good movie. That was a great movie. That was a great movie.

SPEAKER_03:

Solid green is people.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, that'll be another day when we told you guys. Those who never saw Sonic Green, it was a good movie.

SPEAKER_03:

And it was a that movie was ahead of its time.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03:

Because they didn't get it.

SPEAKER_01:

It was a dystopian movie, you know, and they were effects that they have that they have now for that movie. They probably should remake it. What was the reason that they were drinking it?

SPEAKER_00:

Like, because they were for neutral like what they were doing. So there was not enough food for people, so that then they were taking the they were taking people and making them into food into the crackers. Yeah, like that. And that's what that was. So that's soyl and green was the food for the people. It was out of all the people.

SPEAKER_01:

Do you want to hear they were recycling they there was a company, a vegan company called Soy Lent. It was soy and lentil. No shoes. Uh like a at like a like a protein drink. Right. And they had a fucking green one. It was like mint flavored or something. And like everybody was spamming that. Social media, soyant green.

SPEAKER_00:

Bro. That's that's well, think about it. I think they did that on purpose. Oh, yeah, they did because that was gonna catch the attention.

SPEAKER_03:

Why not?

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, oh yeah, no, I'm with you. You know, but it's it's we don't know what it was gonna be, bro. In the year 25, 20. It's like Logan's Run. Logan's Run was another good flick. Another good thing. Yeah. Tanya, dude, we just went like literally all over the place. All over the place. For the new year. We opened up and give a running man. They did the second running. Running man.

SPEAKER_01:

I hope you'll leave enough room for my fist.

SPEAKER_00:

Well, it wasn't running man, right? That was running. Oh, yeah, that was running man. No, no, that was running man. No, that was running man. That was running man. And they just made another running man. There's a new thing. Yeah, they made a running. I didn't see it yet. Did you see it? It's not Arnold. Oh, yeah, it's not Arnold, but this one looks way crazy. Running man without Arnold. Yeah. No, I get it. It's probably good.

SPEAKER_03:

Yeah, it's a bit different. Badlands. That was a good movie. Yeah, you're right. They did a good job on that. You guys should watch that. I'm gonna watch that. It's a new year, right? I'm gonna watch that. What's the movies you want to get crazy? Oh, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_00:

Tom, you watch nothing else. You need to finish watching Stranger Things, bro. Yo, yeah, finish it. Because I saw it. I finished it. Dude, I binged it. Were you happy with the ending? I was. I was too. I was happy with the ending. I was happy with the ending. I won't say what it was, but I was happy with it. Yeah. Matter of fact, it was funny because I was I was just scrolling through some other stuff on social media and I ended up coming up on a spoiler from that before I even saw it.

SPEAKER_01:

I know we're almost done, but I just want to say the re I love Stranger Things for one reason. And it's because it was strange, man. Because no, because you know what? They fucking nailed it. And I know people always say it, but I just need to say it again. They nailed the 80s.

SPEAKER_03:

Like, the thing about the hair thing bothered me though, because I felt like they could have got the hair a little bit better because it did. I'm like, who the fuck wore their hair like that? Yeah. Well, there was a few people that wore their hair like that, though. No, I get it. But bro, but not like yeah, no.

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First of all, the people look like people from the 80s. There's no, you know, not everybody's a fucking. Yeah, the cars like that. Yeah, they're saying average-looking people, the cars. They even like even like shit like like like like the first, I remember the first episode with uh who's the girl that that got killed? The heavier girl with the red hair. But like someone gave her like a wet willy. Yeah, right, right. People don't do wet willies anymore because we're all germophobes now for real. Don't put your fucking spin micro.

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I don't know, you like that. Get away from me.

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But anyway.

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So with that, thank you everybody for listening and watching. Appreciate everybody. Happy New Year. Happy New Year's. Go 2026. Get better. Get better. Get better. Get better. Get better. So, love, peace, and hair grease. Live long and prosper. And happy new year. Hello.