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SPEAKER_05 0:15

I'm eating my bag.

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Okay.

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Okay. Okay. Are you gonna do it correctly or are you just gonna like suck it live?

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Suck it like it. Oh shit!

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Okay, do you want me to start this one over? Mom. Do you want me to start this one over? Or do the next one?

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Or do the next one fine?

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There.

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I mean.

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Oh.

SPEAKER_03 1:07

No, but I don't think you're supposed to have some microphone, sweetheart. Okay. So is this where they get back from their honeymoon?

unknown 1:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:22

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

Okay. He can cut this thirst part out.

SPEAKER_01 1:30

I wasn't ready.

SPEAKER_02 1:33

Okay, I wasn't ready. So Hulu does not have all of them.

SPEAKER_03 1:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:40

So let's start with this one. Because Hulu doesn't have all of them, and I'm not paying for yet another fucking subscription. Right. To Discratory Plus. So I'm gonna turn it down a little bit so we don't get sued. Um But anyway, by the way, I kinda find out through internet sleuthin' and um different people's podcasts and um Cody Brown's nephew. D do you know that when the dad, Cody's dad, that whole story of Janil saying, You're gonna go out and find a second wife because we're gonna be fundamentalists and she was leading the charge is bullshit. That he apparently went out and that third wife, the s well, it's the second wife, but the one that's never on the Yeah, Billy.

SPEAKER_03 2:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 2:34

He got her pregnant. Oh well. Supposedly he cheated and got her pregnant and or some shit like that. And they're like, Yeah, whatever, we're gonna be polygamous now because they wanted to save face in the small town of Lovell, Wyoming, and they're like, you know, fuck it, there's already this other Fauna Montalus family that has two wives, so it'll just look like we're doing this and being like all straight laced and everything. And it really it's essentially started out as cheating and turned into uh polygamy because they didn't want to admit that he was a dirty, filthy cheater. Wow. POV you finally Does it ever say why she was Are you literally watching something on your phone?

SPEAKER_03 3:22

No. I was playing my game and it came up to one of those little commercials. Well, don't play your game. Why does it ever say Are you are you playing a game while we're doing a podcast? No! I turned it off. Horror.

SPEAKER_02 3:37

Does it ever say why that Billy was never She never th he the nephew said that he never the nephew said that on the ranch there was actually three separate houses. It was on one ranch, but the all every wife got a separate house. And it wasn't until when got really, really old and he saved their Janille apparently and he was like, All my shit's basically at this one house, I'm just gonna stay here. And it wasn't until then that the later on that the wives were like, Okay, we'll congregate around him. But I guess when they go to the ranch, you know, to paint her house, I guess she to paint Cody's mom's house, you can see Billy's house in the background, and they just say it's an outbuilding or something, and it's actually her house, but she said that she never wanted to be on the show because oh, like at their wedding, I guess it came out in an interview at Robin and Cody's wedding, there were actually two tents, and one tent was for people who wanted to be on to wanted to be filmed and were okay with being on the show. Right. And then there was a second tent and that was for the family members who wanted to come to the wedding, but were not okay with being seen on camera. And I guess Cody's dad and what uh like they came to the wedding, but they would not be seen on camera, so they were in that other tent. Um because um you know, they were excommunicated from their church before going public. So it and they it was making Okay now wait, here's the first story.

SPEAKER_03 5:38

We were out one night and went over to friend's house.

SPEAKER_02 6:31

Okay, well at least she hadn't mentioned that because in the book I think there are four musketeers. There's the three original musketeers, and then D'Artagnan comes he becomes the fourth one. And then there's four. There's Athos, Porthos, D'Artagnan. I can't ever remember the other sucker's name.

SPEAKER_03 7:02

Oh, he's getting out his fancy flip-flops. He means business now.

SPEAKER_02 7:07

According to one of the boys, teenage boys at the time said that Cody showers three to four times a day. He changes four to five times a day. And that's whether the cameras are there or not.

SPEAKER_03 7:26

But I guess in a water bill with all them people, plus he's like and they're in Utah.

SPEAKER_02 7:31

So it they don't have like well water and shit. They're in Utah, they're in the desert. A couple days, where are you staying? Mm-hmm. Because that's the th that's the thing, and that's the thing Maddie said. He was like Maddie was like, I honestly wonder where he was staying those days, because you know, he we didn't have money for hotels and whatnot.

SPEAKER_03 8:06

Well, and in that one episode at the wedding, the wedding episode, where she's m you know, making him that gift bag, and she's like, um this one time I remember this one time I was making him his eggs for breakfast. Bitch, you ain't married yet. Why was he at your house for breakfast? So I think there's a few times they told on themselves that they weren't being chased. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

I mean, and they talk about how oh luckily you don't get to decide how many kids I have, I decide how many kids I have and I'm in charge and you guys just have to deal with it because you're children. Okay, but you have your kids telling you I do not get enough attention. Right. I don't get everything I don't feel like all of my needs are being met. I mean, they don't have money for braces uh for, you know, new glasses every year. They they've made that clear. All of the kids have made that clear. Do you know Gwendolyn said on her Patreon, I don't say a lot because it's like a paid prescrip uh paid subscription, but Gwendolyn said that when she became an adult and she went to college because she was gonna live on campus and like go to a public university, they said you have to get your vaccinations. And she had to get like the shit you get as a baby vaccinations. Like everything, because she had never gotten any vaccinations, they didn't believe in it. Cody apparently believes that you know, like the COVID vaccine that you're introducing COVID into your body and it's making you sick, and vaccinations are actually what's killing people, and that in the olden days disease doesn't didn't kill people that often. It made them stronger. Right. Who the fuck did measles make stronger? Not me.

SPEAKER_04 10:26

What?

SPEAKER_02 10:31

He put I don't know. I just I I think the whole thing is built on a fucking lie. I think that they actually were somewhat cohesive and like going in the right direction.

SPEAKER_03 10:47

How much of this do you think is scripted? I think That's what I'm curious.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

I think situations are like Christine talks in her book that this season would basically be like getting aro around something like season one was Trulie's birth, then it was the wedding, and it was then the honeymoon, and that you know, that it was all d things to go and do through this, you know, this event to get ready for this event. So I don't I think orchestrated not Yeah, I don't think it's necessarily scripted as much as it is they picked and chose the moments that would work best for it.

SPEAKER_03 11:32

Right.

SPEAKER_02 11:33

But like the kids, I do think that the reason the kids stop being on there as much is less to do with you know, we don't want to force our children into television and more you forces kids into anything but make them money. You can't script children that well.

SPEAKER_03 11:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 11:50

Children will shoot off at the mouth. And you know that the TLC producer hears the kid, you know, say something shitty, they're gonna they're not getting rid of that. They are gonna run with that. And I think that they got worried.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

Well, I mean, look, otherwise they wouldn't have that show unexpected.

SPEAKER_02 12:07

Yeah, I think the teens honey boo-boo and Oh god, do you know she's in like college now?

SPEAKER_03 12:15

Like nursing school. I'd have seen a thing, it's the only reason I know that.

SPEAKER_02 12:33

I mean, but then to feel like you're one of just one of the many as far as his kids go, and then to see him put so much time and so much effort into three kids.

SPEAKER_03 12:45

What the fuck is she feeding them here?

SPEAKER_02 12:47

Oh shit. That actually I heard somebody else talk about that. It is her famous thing. It is hot dogs, noodles, and marinara sauce.

SPEAKER_03 13:02

Don't they call that like Cincinnati no, is it Cincinnati chili? Somewhere there's there's it's like Kraft cheese.

SPEAKER_02 13:11

Isn't it steak and shake maybe that serves? It's like craft cheese slices, some kind of meat, like hot dogs or something.

SPEAKER_03 13:36

But that's the thing, she talked here about how old so much help with mothering. She doesn't let them be part of their kids, the kids as well.

SPEAKER_02 13:43

She makes it very clear.

SPEAKER_03 13:44

She's it's just like for the honeymoon. Why the hell did the kids go to your mom's or wherever? I mean, Robin had to get a hold of you and say, hey, we miss the kids, we'd like to spend time with them. If you wanted them to all bond, what better time than the 11 days you took to whore around in Mexico or wherever the hell they went?

SPEAKER_02 14:02

San Francisco.

SPEAKER_03 14:03

San Francisco, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 14:04

No, I was saying because they do go to Mary and Cody go to Mexico a lot. Sorry, there's a bunch of like moments I think there's gonna be anyway, because we're watching it in the background go on. And now right now they're moving a they're moving Christine's room around to put a crib.

SPEAKER_03 15:05

But don't they say at some point like that they don't go in each other's rooms?

SPEAKER_02 15:09

Yeah, and that is a big thing.

SPEAKER_03 15:10

When did that get weird? Because right here it don't seem weird at all.

SPEAKER_02 15:13

No, but they're like moving uh Christine's room around to put a crib in there. And the later they talk about how they're you know they're gonna go shopping for stuff for truly and onesies and whatnot. And I think that's a little stupid because they have a thousand children.

SPEAKER_03 15:32

Truly to God they have ninety percent of what they need.

SPEAKER_02 15:35

And babies don't need cute clothes. Babies for the first year are going to shit and piss and and throw up and be covered in some sort of bodily fluid, as far as I have been told.

SPEAKER_03 15:48

That you don't you don't need to dress them up dressy dressy, because I mean, yeah, the thousands of- You might have like let's say three somewhat elevated sleepers for doctor's appointments. Yeah. Other than that, you put them in the same thing, unless it's you as a child, you don't put feet on it because god forbid your feet were covered. Other than that, there's no point because they need to be warm, they need to be and babies do not care what they're look what they're dressed in.

SPEAKER_02 16:22

They don't care if it's cute. Well, obviously, but like it they don't care if it's cute, they don't care if it's like, am I making a statement? They they just want food, they want to poop, and they want to burp.

SPEAKER_03 16:37

And you know, when it's your first kid, you always go overboard, whatever. But at this point, there are so many children that if they're not keeping the things that aren't completely destroyed from each baby, then it's possible. Absolutely, then they're not even coming close to being good stewards of what they've been given. And isn't that one of their holy vows or whatever?

SPEAKER_02 17:02

But it's like honestly, it was really shitty how they treat truly because it reminds me of your sister. It reminds me of your sister because your sister, you know, Haley, there's her first kid, there's ten years between her first kid and the, you know, the triplets. Well, the triplets were still teenagers, they they still needed uh somebody to be there for them. And but Haley was older, had a baby, you know, she had a grandbaby, and she was done parenting. She was a grandparent.

SPEAKER_03 17:39

It's hard to move into grandparent role when you're still parenting. I think a lot of large families run into that.

SPEAKER_02 17:44

I think that that's what's happened to Trulie, and it's the Duggers. I think there's a lot of them. Because Christine is like, uh-uh, I got rid of my shackles from my polygamous marriage. I'm running off into the sunset, you know, metaphorically with David. We're gonna go off and be, you know, done and do adventures. Bitch, you still got a kid, and it's not saying that.

SPEAKER_03 18:09

He doesn't love or take care of her, but it's not the same. You're not in the same mindset that you are. Like leaving her is not as as big a deal, and going here and going there and doing is not that big a deal.

SPEAKER_02 18:24

But they talked about David talked about, you know, in that in the newer season, that when the show is over, because he wants the show to be over, he he released a thing that said he will not be on the new season. He's like, I want the show to be done, I want I want Christine to focus on our life, blah, blah, blah. But when the the money's not coming in, you know, what is she what about Trulie's school? Because he's like, I don't want to be expected to pay for it. And Christine said, well, that is extremely true, and that's not fair, and we'll have to have a conversation with Truly when it comes time about how she's gonna handle school. You paid for everyone else's school, right? Supposedly. So now that Trulie's the youngest, um, you're just done. I'm sorry, d did I I did not expect you guys to pay for my school, but you didn't pay for Toby and Max's either.

SPEAKER_03 19:22

Right.

SPEAKER_02 19:23

But if you paid for all of my siblings to go to college or to go and do in B and C and you got them cars and you helped them get apartments, and then you're just done when it comes my turn, I would be upset.

SPEAKER_03 19:38

Yep. Absolutely, how would you not?

SPEAKER_02 19:41

Great, she got that experience because you guys did it was it would have been hard for you guys to do that as much with because your three children were so close together, but like I did feel when it came to Toby and Max and I I was like, Great, neither of them gives a shit that I got my license. Cause they didn't Toby then admitted, he's like, No, it was really shitty at the time because I'm like I don't because he is like, I have my license. I went through all that experience with myself. We did it again with Max, but now T it's kinda like old hat at this point, right? And I did feel that somewhat when it came to like grandparents and stuff, but you guys, it was it it was we didn't really have a lot of that because you're so close together. But in this family, when you have I mean, her oldest kid is 15 when her youngest is born.

SPEAKER_03 20:34

Right.

SPEAKER_02 20:35

She wants to be grandma, she wants to go and be, you know, done with everything. But she's not done with everything because truly I think when she moves, they talk about how Trulie is eleven when she leaves Flagstaff and moves back to Utah. There's still a lot left at eleven. And I just think, you know, they say, you know, no, Trulie's truly is just an introvert, she wants to be left alone, you know, all this stuff. That's true, but that doesn't mean you say, hey, peace out, bitch.

SPEAKER_03 21:26

But it does, and you can watch it progress through the show that he does treat them different and you know, compare, even though you know, they swear he doesn't or he swears he doesn't. You can watch him compare. He starts from the beginning. Everything is not the same, everything's not fair. They didn't get big weddings, they didn't get big honeymoons, they d I mean, from the very beginning it's different and not fair at all.

SPEAKER_02 21:55

Well, it reminds me of Okay, you know that the shit comes Reba. It reminds me of Reba when Brock talks about how in Reba's like, you weren't there for our kids' births. You weren't there for most of the raising. Because you want to do, you know, not even just their work. He went out golfing and wanted to be Mr. You know, big time. But he when he's Brock says, I have a chance to do it over again and to get it right. You can't be like, hey, I want you to be a shitty father or a shitty husband to your new family. But at the same time, it's like, why exactly were we your practice family? Yeah. So it's like the first three wives were and he says it a lot. That the first three wives were basically his and she says it right here. She says it right here. The first three were his practice. And he's a better person.

SPEAKER_03 22:52

Cody is a better person now than when he married Mary.

SPEAKER_02 22:57

And that she got out all of the kinks from their relationship. And she gets the romantic guy. She gets the down-to-earth man, the baby, oh baby, baby, let me listen to your feelings and see how you're doing. They I mean, and Janelle talks about it in the more recent seasons. They didn't have time for feelings.

SPEAKER_03 23:23

They made him a good man, and I want to say thank you to each one of them and just go, you guys are awesome. Thank you so much, quote.

SPEAKER_01 23:31

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_02 23:33

I mean, Janelle talks about she's like, yeah, it is so much easier to be romantic and sexy with someone who is younger and didn't have to go through the hard years of. I think she talks about holding her frickin' bra together with a diaper pin.

SPEAKER_03 23:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 23:49

Because they couldn't just go out and buy new clothes. Exactly. Christine talks about that.

SPEAKER_03 23:54

He's picking her up in a fancy little sports car and taking one of his older kids to babysit so they can go gallivant and do all of the other things.

SPEAKER_02 24:02

I mean, but Christine talks about that in her older book, that it wasn't dramatic. They had a massive garden at one of their houses, and they were, you know, growing stuff and canning it because if they didn't, they wouldn't have enough food during the winter. That they couldn't just go to the grocery store and supplement it constantly. They bought in bulk, and you know, oh, can I have seconds or thirds or whatever? No, you can't. We we we portioned everything out very specifically. Not that her kids went hungry or anything. Right, but there's a difference in but there were some very lean years.

SPEAKER_03 24:41

Correct. And that's the thing. When you're going through lean times, like your father and I did when you guys were little, I mean you make enough. That way, seconds and thirds isn't an option. You make enough, you know that everyone's tummy's full, but you don't make two or three portions per person because that's a whole nother meal. That's two more meals. And when you just have enough to get by, you make just enough to get full, and then you have food the next time. I mean, but also He definitely wasn't taking them to fancy restaurants where he could sit and make them fucking fake rings out of bread ties or whatever the hell it is. I mean, but weave tooth prawns. Also palm prawns together.

SPEAKER_02 25:26

It is really you know, they had six kids together. They're trying to make it work with food and clothes and stuff, and that just gets harder as it goes by. Yeah. It's it's way easier to let a little boy run around naked while he's potty training on your farm somewhere than it is to let it than to have a teenage boy who they will eat everything that isn't nailed down.

SPEAKER_03 25:52

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 25:54

You can't be like, it's okay.

SPEAKER_03 25:56

Your father and brother still do. If I don't hide things that I need for meals, your father was eating a freaking can of corn the other day. I'm like, dude, that's not a snack. And when you get the corn shits, I don't want to hear about it. What she did.

SPEAKER_02 26:12

I'm actually really thinking about getting up meat because they said you know, I do kind of think like red meat, I do think that that hurts that affects my joints and stuff.

SPEAKER_04 26:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

But then I know I have to take iron and like beetroot and shit to supplement that.

SPEAKER_03 26:32

Look how giddy they are. It just pisses me off. I'm gonna tell you right now. If your father looked at another woman like that, you'd rip his hair out. Bitch, you not I'ma fight him, I'ma fight her. You'd rip and then I'm gonna pack my shit, and she's gonna get to do the lean years because he's gonna be paying my ass so much fucking child support. He taking her nowhere but maybe McDonald's when they got the throwback 69 cent cheeseburger day. Fuck you. And then she's younger and she's in her eyes prettier.

SPEAKER_02 27:09

And she's sexier because she's skinny.

SPEAKER_03 27:11

Yeah, fuck you. Guess what? He made them chunky constantly impregnating them. Thank you.

SPEAKER_02 27:19

Janelle was very thin when she was younger. But then if you have a thousand children in like eight years, and having kids changes.

SPEAKER_03 27:31

Having kids affects everybody's body different. I mean, some women just go right back, but they'll have you know, loose skin and a little pouch, even the skinniest people. It affects us, it affects everybody's body.

SPEAKER_02 27:46

That midwife, you know, then the very modern thing now of no, we need to go right back to working out. We gotta get, you know.

SPEAKER_03 27:53

That's a good way to die.

SPEAKER_02 27:54

That that midwife who came was is there.

SPEAKER_03 27:57

Have you noticed moms are dying more again? I think it's some of this bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 28:01

Yes, and she said she's like, you guys, this is not real. They are she's like, I guarantee you, these women are eight to ten months out from having their baby.

SPEAKER_03 28:12

They're not eight weeks because these Instagram moms they probably have seven pairs of spanks on.

SPEAKER_02 28:19

Well, that diastases recti where you're literally your abdominal muscles literally sep it that is where your abdomen literally separates from your. Oh, here's the ring made out of what is he making out of?

SPEAKER_03 28:32

Fucking string or something. So he literally makes a ring out of the lint from his pocket and feeds like so romantic. It smells like you. I'm wet right now. You're so gross. Dude, stop I just would have been less ta tacky if he was like, hey, can I borrow one of your fucking ugly ass hoopier rings? Now it's a ring. Look at that. We made better shit than that when grade school when we made like friendship bracelets and rings out of that embroidery thread. Is that what you use?

SPEAKER_02 29:13

Oh my god. The counselor that came in and we like it was literally a fucking ball of yarn, and she's like, tie a string around it, and now it's your, you know, your emotional support buddy. Yeah, there you go. That's what that reminds me of. That's like, hey, it's her emotional support ring. I have a bunch of shit in my pocket. Let's throw it at a wall and see what happens. We had a very odd guidance counselor who was trying to convince the whole world she wasn't.

SPEAKER_03 29:41

See, it just annoys me how giddy they act. You can tell from the beginning that they're just like honest to God, I predicted from the beginning that they would end up just the two of them.

SPEAKER_02 29:54

She did. I said it for the biggest. And it's just like I somebody talked about the Duggers and I put and I commented and I was like, legitimately, my mom and I used to love watching them. But my dad, whenever he would come in the room, would be like, um, that guy's got weird shit in his closet.

SPEAKER_03 30:14

Yeah, there's some creepy shit going on.

SPEAKER_02 30:16

And mom mom, anytime mom saw Josh, she was legit like, that's you don't you don't behave like that around your siblings. No. That's fuck that's fucked up. Something weird is going on there. And sure shit. Then like in 2015 it all came out and mom and dad.

SPEAKER_03 30:38

Do you see my tan line? I wore my compression things to the park, the ones that come to right here. And so I got sun from here down, so now I have a farmer's tan on my ankle. It's hot. Yeah, it is. I told your dad. I was like, I know you can't resist me now, baby. I got a farmer's tan?

SPEAKER_02 30:56

Oh man, is it like an actual RV?

SPEAKER_03 30:59

Yes, it was a legit RV that they had made permanent by hooking it up to septic and water and putting wooden steps on it that were just as steep as the freaking metal ones that came with it, and that was an Airbnb. And I felt like my fat ass was gonna fall through the shower because I swear the floor gave way. I mean, I know I'm I have never felt fatter in my life than staying there. The bed was big enough for your dad and Maggie. So, and then the couch folded out to a bed. The first night I slept on it as a couch with Bridget, and then we after the day we spent at the park with the kids and stuff, I was hurting really, really bad. My joints and stuff were swollen. So dad said, let's fold the bed out tonight, or you take the bed. So we folded the couch out into a bed, and that was literally no joke. It was like um one of the pads you put on top of your mattress. That was the mattress, which actually it wasn't. I I'm not gonna lie, once you got it made the sheets and stuff on it, it wasn't that bad. And I s that's the best night's sleep I got. And then but it was so funny because you know it's an RV, so all of the refrigerator, the freezer, the cabinets, they're all kind of locked, so when you're traveling, everything doesn't fall out. Well it was basically like having child locks on everything.

SPEAKER_02 32:38

Dad couldn't get into anything.

SPEAKER_03 32:39

He could not get into the fucking refrigerator to save his life. He would get so annoyed. We ended up leaving the drinks in the cooler because he could he was getting so frustrated trying to get in and out. He finally figured it out the last day we were there, and I'm like, good god. But with the dogs and stuff, it was just a very very small space. I don't know, that lady was We're not RV people, and these people that live in there all RV more powerful.

SPEAKER_02 33:10

Like when you told me that you guys were gonna get an RV, I I immediately thought No, we're not. It's not gonna go well. And then you had that experience, and I'm like, told you.

SPEAKER_03 33:21

I love your father. But it's And 30 years in, I don't I would never want to be with anybody else. But at the same time, I need him to go upstairs and watch his stupid shows and listen to his freaking music by himself and let me watch Law and Order without him asking 187 questions. I don't know any more than they're telling you. That's why I This is the whole episode. That wasn't a backstory. It's Law and Order. That was a crime. Jerry Orbach found who did it. Now it's Angie Hartman's job to get him convicted. That's it. That's all there is to it. There's no more.

SPEAKER_02 34:01

I've always thought she was hot.

SPEAKER_03 34:03

She is hot.

SPEAKER_02 34:04

But it's like And I love her deep. I love her deep voice.

SPEAKER_03 34:08

I mean, well, you'll sit there and you'll be, why did I do that? Do I look like this court-appointed psychologist? I don't know.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:17

Just watch the damn show.

SPEAKER_02 34:19

Yeah. But I'm trying to figure out what diet would work for me. But I need to eliminate one thing at a time.

SPEAKER_03 34:27

Yes, you do, because that's your and dad's biggest thing. No, it's just but don't. No, I just a hundred percent is.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

But the doctor is the one that told me he's like, would you consider you know months and months and months ago, he's like would you consider You know there's easier ways to do going back to eating gluten for a while. And you know and not eliminating anything, do that for six months and then start taking things back out of your diet. And I went, okay. So that's part of the reason I went back to eating gluten. I tried dairy and I immediately and it went, no. Because I immediately was like, Oh, I may not ever leave the bathroom. Like I might actually shit myself to that.

SPEAKER_03 35:17

And we took it back to the park since we had the dogs. We got dairy queen. We didn't. And the kids were like, Gigi, what are you getting? And I was like, Gigi's not getting nothing. How come? Because Gigi will shit her pants before we ever get close to a bathroom. Gigi knows her limits, and I know that we are currently too far away from a bathroom.

SPEAKER_02 35:41

Correct?

SPEAKER_03 35:42

For this to work. I was gonna say And Amanda's lactose intolerant. She's like, yeah. She's like, I'm lucky though, because if she eats something, she just pays for it like that evening, and I'm like, oh no. It literally goes straight through.

SPEAKER_02 35:56

Correct. Like I okay, so it's like there is this room at work where like there's the bathroom and then there's the chair, uh like a a different room, and then you can go through a hallway and turn, and there's like your rooms. There there were a lot of days that I'm just like, you know, I'm just gonna sit out here near the bathroom. Yeah. And people be like, Why are you still hanging out in an office chair? I'm like, you don't wanna know. I'm like, because I think I accidentally ate dairy and God hates me right now.

SPEAKER_03 36:26

Yeah. Yep. So now see he brought these two teenage girls with him, not to spend time with them. Not because the road trip would make it fun and and all of that. Well, wait, maybe this isn't where they go with him.

SPEAKER_02 36:40

No, that was the last episode. Those he bought he brought those two with him.

SPEAKER_03 36:44

That's what I thought.

SPEAKER_02 36:45

That was it in the last episode that he brought those two with him. They're home now in the new episode, but that's literally he brought his two children not to spend time with them, not to bond with them, because it's free childcare. Exactly. He tried to get an eighteen year old.

SPEAKER_00 37:45

I mean Yeah, that's weird.

SPEAKER_03 38:15

Smelling your jacket that your daughter's wearing because it smells like him. I mean, when he he looks like he has Can you imagine walking up to a teenage girl of a guy you're dating and being like, is that your dad's jacket? I miss him. It smells good. Fucking shut up. No. Are you cold? I'm always cold. Always, always, Lola's. How many times is she gonna tell us that this kid's her oldest?

SPEAKER_02 38:53

I I I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 38:54

She's also the biggest, so just by process of elimination, we all know.

SPEAKER_02 38:58

It's probably not the very small size-year-old little girls. She's probably not the oldest. Which by the way, I am gonna explain it once, but then I'm not saying that Dayton has Asperger's because I don't want to continue to give that guy any recognition.

SPEAKER_03 39:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:17

Because the man who Asperger's is named after legit sold children, autistic children, to a hospital in Austria to be killed. So he they could be experimented on and then murdered. So we didn't kiss.

SPEAKER_03 39:39

I actually I don't want to be one of those like uh You have to respect Christine here for being honest, yeah, and saying, hey, I found out that she kissed him and it pissed me off because we didn't kiss till we were married. Hello, papa. Oh my god, here she goes crying again. This bitch never stops.

SPEAKER_02 40:08

There's no tears.

SPEAKER_03 40:11

And she's not an attractive fake crier.

SPEAKER_02 40:14

She looks like she has to poop.

SPEAKER_03 40:19

We watch this a lot, don't we?

SPEAKER_02 40:20

I mean, she looks like she's trying to force a fart out. When she tries to like they cry.

SPEAKER_03 40:27

Shit, she's definitely younger, because by the time you get my age, which is about the Christina M's age, you don't force a fart because you'll shit your pants.

SPEAKER_02 40:35

But like she's like, uh, I I'm just so upset. I mean, she looks like she's trying to take shit. It's not a good look for her.

unknown 40:46

And then again, on one more flip side.

SPEAKER_02 40:49

He thinks it's hilarious.

SPEAKER_03 40:51

He does. He loves that they're upset. And he wants to act like he cares. You think she has extensions?

SPEAKER_02 41:00

Let's say, why does Mary have extremely long hair?

SPEAKER_03 41:04

But if you look in the back, you can see the short pieces that are kind of like I wonder if she had extensions. Yeah, I was gonna tell you, are you finally excited that you uh finally got brick paper after all these years? The fuck did you order that for?

SPEAKER_01 41:23

It's free.

SPEAKER_03 41:24

What are you gonna do with it?

unknown 41:26

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 41:27

What's the point of having something even if it's free? How is it something we can use?

SPEAKER_05 41:32

What can't we use?

SPEAKER_03 41:33

To do what with? It's ugly as plastic brick paper.

SPEAKER_05 41:38

What's better at Adam?

SPEAKER_03 41:41

How are you gonna clean it?

SPEAKER_05 41:42

Because everybody have it for you.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

It's yeah, dairy nineties. It's very tacky. It's dairy nineties to have that one wall that's like brick. Well, I guess we could uh brick paper the inside of the chicken house.

SPEAKER_02 42:03

How was it free?

SPEAKER_03 42:11

I'm gonna take Timu off your damn phone.

SPEAKER_02 42:13

Hey! Do not put it in the garage.

SPEAKER_03 42:20

It is not. It is not. You're not putting that tacky shit in my house. You can go find you a robin, I'm sure she'll let you put it in your house.

SPEAKER_02 42:34

You ain't putting that in the damn garage.

SPEAKER_03 42:43

Where are you going? What for? I was just gonna tell you, I thought maybe you're getting the mail. She brought the mail.

SPEAKER_02 42:57

Yeah, and the dogs made her shit her pants.

SPEAKER_03 42:59

Yeah, the dogs scared her to death. And Noble thinks it's hilarious. Probably why we don't get our mail regularly.

SPEAKER_02 43:07

Seriously, that's honestly, that is probably why they FedEx people stand at the end of the driveway and try to like ski.

SPEAKER_03 43:13

Just chuck it in our direction.

SPEAKER_02 43:15

Just shuffleboard it down the fucking driveway? Because they don't wanna have to shut their face.

SPEAKER_03 43:24

You gotta admit that they sound scary as hell. Little do they know that they jump in their car and go with them.

SPEAKER_02 43:31

But the that's the thing that like Noble or Barnes fucking broke the screen at, but that's not because he's some big badass. It's cause Fat Fuck tried tried to sit in a teeny tiny chair and his ass went through the screen.

SPEAKER_03 43:47

It's okay, buddy. That's how mom felt in the RV shower.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

And then August, you know, fucking big booty Judy of Cats, she came up and she tried girl, is her. She tried to perch herself on the windowsill and she was like, Oh, I'm so delicate. And then she fell asleep and she rolled her ass out the window and got stuck outside. And she started screaming. She's I was gonna say, she is not a, you know, I'm just gonna go an adventure. She's let me back in. She's like, I'm outside.

SPEAKER_03 44:22

Literally screaming to the point it set off the cameras.

SPEAKER_02 44:25

She was screaming, and then Harley, we didn't really know. We're like, what the hell is that? Harley was at my dog was at the other window and was like, there's something that comes save the cat! There's a disturbance in the floor! And freaked out. And so I went outside and got her. She was losing her shit. I mean, the other two cats we have would be like, that's right, I'm free. And take off because they want to go explore the wilderness. Like that kid from up. This bitch is just like let me back in.

SPEAKER_03 45:00

I just didn't know if you knew that she had brought the male up to the door. Ouch! Get off of me, fatty.

unknown 45:08

Ha ha ha ha!

SPEAKER_02 45:10

You two are so loving.

SPEAKER_03 45:13

You know I love you.

SPEAKER_02 45:15

Oh no, get pie.

SPEAKER_03 45:17

No. Did you think I was gonna call you a you know, workout guy since you're having freaking cherry pie for breakfast? I'm not judging, I have to call.

SPEAKER_02 45:35

The military's doing maneuvers over at the house.

SPEAKER_03 45:47

What did you say?

SPEAKER_02 45:52

Oh, we're doing a podcast. But do you know that this is the only kid that they uh Christines that they she got prenatal care for? Oh, really? I'm sorry. Going to a midwife who is gonna like pray over your baby and you know, light a candle, that's not prenatal care.

SPEAKER_03 46:20

Not nothing against midwives, because a lot of places they have regulations that like they have to check in with a doctor, but in some places it's more like the Amish midwife.

SPEAKER_02 46:31

I was gonna say, I am not talking about a certified nurse midwife or a certified midwife. I am talking about Adola that thinks she's a midwife. And now I'm the community midwife. Yeah. That is what I'm talking about. That they give her, you know, a fucking vitamin, and they're like, um, vitamin C is probably good for you. Here you go. And that's the prenatal care she had.

unknown 46:59

And also be careful.

SPEAKER_02 47:01

I'm telling you, like, she describes in one of their books that one of the midwives, her one of her, in a birth, she would, you know, she would have the contraction, and then through the contraction, the midwife would read from the Book of Mormon and you know, chant and pray, and that was her that I'll stop fucking crying, Robin. Jesus.

SPEAKER_03 47:29

She said, I love Madison and started to cry.

SPEAKER_02 47:32

Oh, for fucking what? Madison's not dying.

SPEAKER_01 47:37

She needs some attention.

SPEAKER_03 47:39

Exactly. She constantly.

SPEAKER_02 47:41

But that's not prenatal care. You need to have checkups, regular checkups. You need to have regular ultrasounds and appointments and make sure you're taking the right vitamins. Your diet's what your butt hold buttons. Well, actually, yeah, you need to because they need to see they check your asshole to make sure you you know the thickness of your vaginal canal. Yeah, you gotta get everything checked out. Going to a woman named Rain, and you know, she makes her own clothes from the wheat in her own garden. That's not fuck a fucking midwife. It's not a midwife.

SPEAKER_03 48:26

That's the same as I like the way that England and Well, it's the same as the 1800s. Well, the UK in general looks at midwives.

SPEAKER_02 48:33

Well, they work in hospitals and they Right. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03 48:36

They work in hospitals and they They're required to have an education that backs 30 years. Here it's state to state, isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 48:46

What?

SPEAKER_03 48:46

Here the regulations are.

SPEAKER_02 48:49

As far as I know, there's no federal like you have to do this. It's yeah, it's all state. And to a point, it's highest quality you know, couples like it's this ma you know, this expectant mother and father, you know, it's who they feel comfortable with. That's why it's technically legal to do a three birth. Which is you just giving birth by yourself or having your partner be the one to deliver the baby. That's why in Australia it's technically legal, and that baby died because she had a water birth and she left the baby under the water. When she pushed the baby out, you know, one once their chest comes out, that's when they take their first breath and they start breathing on their own and not through the pla uh through the placenta, the umbilical cord. And when that happened, he was underwater, he breathed in a bunch of water and he drowned, and the baby died. The other mother who she died, the baby lived, thankfully. She died because she hemorrhaged to death. Because they weren't trained, you know, what do you do when the placenta comes out? Janether Worth, you know, the call the midwife woman, who Jenny Lee the it is that whole series is based on. She's like, she said in her book, you know, there's three stages of labor. Prelabor, almost anyone can do that, can get a woman through pre like the beginning stages of labor. Yeah. A lot of people could get the baby out if it's in a hundred percent like just the perfect circumstance. The third stage with the placenta and dealing with any complications, that's when people die.

SPEAKER_03 51:03

That's weird.

SPEAKER_02 51:05

Only they are up each other's buttholes, but if you notice, Robin is the one that's right next to Cody.

SPEAKER_03 51:12

Yeah. But the family's paying for this already. Correct. That's the crazy part to me. They're paying he's literally taking funds away from the the families he's already created. And why hasn't she packed their shit before they got there? What the fuck's she been doing? Look, there's like three boxes and shit everywhere. I mean, she doesn't gee, mini Christmas. Oh, I would not want to be part of her moving crew. That would piss me off so bad.

SPEAKER_02 51:56

Yeah, throw it in a box. Well, everybody starts out when they move. They're gonna wrap each plate individually, and they're gonna do this.

SPEAKER_03 52:06

But she should have at least been doing something.

SPEAKER_02 52:09

And then at the end of the move, you get there is a box, put some shit in it.

SPEAKER_03 52:15

Alright. All our girls are back, so we're gonna have to wrap this up for today. Because you're not gonna be able to hear in about two seconds. Yeah. Because you're loud, aren't you? You're a loud doggy. Oh. Are you gonna be oh, okay. I know when we start our moves.

SPEAKER_02 52:35

She's literally sitting on the when we start our moves, it's like we're gonna.

SPEAKER_03 52:39

Yeah, organized. This is gonna be different than it's ever been before.

SPEAKER_02 52:44

And then at the end, it's open the drawer and dump it in a box. We need to go tell Toby so that stuff doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_03 52:53

Toby, come get this done.