Just Chattin’
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Just Chattin’
Lindsay Clancy
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Seriously though...Fuck this bitch.
Alright, this is day two of me podcasting until I convince you to either read or write for my website. Or buy a book or anything. It doesn't really matter. Um that's not what the whole podcast is gonna be about. It's not gonna be a sales pitch. Cause I covered that on the podcasts that I posted for a while now. No, what I want to talk about is j although just real quick, pay a professional short story rate. And the amount of money that you pay stays the same, but the amount of money per story goes up. No, I mean value for money goes up. Is basically what I'm saying. Because I think right now there are 11 or 12 stories on the site. And so right now it's about a buck. About a buck for a story, right? We get more authors, I write more, everybody writes more, we put them on there. Pretty soon, 24. So now it was 50 cents a story, right? 48. Now you're paying a quarter. Now you can read them anytime you want, and you technically paid a quarter, right? And if we got enough interest going, I'd love I would love to publish like a proper like short story magazine, like one of the old pulp rag type deals. Um I just it's expensive. But another quick reminder, your money only pays riders. So that dollar a month that you pay for a year, or technically it's like one lump sum payment, it's uh it buys 200 words. Now, a 10,000 word short story. Gonna have quite a few of you helping pay for that, or quite a few of you paid for that one, or whatever. A 200-word piece of flash fiction, you alone published that, my man. Or lady. Um sales pitch out of the way. I have been doing my best. First of all, my stay off your phone challenge fell apart quickly just because there was always a reason I I had to have it, and that very quickly led into me wasting my life on my fucking phone. I may start that again. I'm not really certain. Or may just delete all of the apps and things. Um But have you people heard have y'all heard about this Lindsay Clancy bitch? She killed her kids. She said she killed her kids, and a bunch of you crazy bitches in America are sticking up for this woman. People in my life have conversations with me like, why don't you date? Do you not want a partner? You don't want a wife? No. There are many reasons, but a not uns but a not small one of them is because there are way too many of you crazy bitches out there who are who just like dodge accountability with a superhero level of dexterity. I have read all kinds of hor- and it's not all of you. It's not all people, not all ladies. Not by any means, because I have seen enough plenty of women calling for this bitch's head, okay? And I love each and every one of you for it. But I have duty, okay. I have seen enough of these people standing outside prison or jail or courthouse or wherever the hell that building was, being like, it's not our fault! It was our hormones. And yet you don't have that excuse for a teenage boy who rapes a girl. Even though, just factually, their hormones are harder to control than anyone else's. Now, don't hear what I'm not saying. I'm not saying that rapists should be forgiven. That is in no way, shape, or form what I'm saying. What I am saying. I thought that was a chainsaw. What I am saying right now, here and now, is that if she was hormonal, her hormones were out of whack. If that's a reason to kill your kids, then you could just blame just about it. I mean, she murdered children, and you people are like, Her hormones were out of whack. Okay, so it if she killed like if she drives her car into a building and runs over your kid, or are you gonna be like, her hormones are out of whack? Mike, I can make another kid, it's fine. No! I mean I saw one clip of a video before I scrolled away because I was gonna get real mad. Where this bitch is like, stop thinking of these children as human beings and think of them as ceramic vases. No, I'm not gonna do that. Because she didn't break a ceramic vase, she killed children. She's admitted to killing the children. Her lawyer said she killed the children.
unknownWhat the fuck, people?
SPEAKER_01Why are we not stringing this chick up by her labia and watching her bleed out on camera? It I mean, this is just this is baffling to me. She killed children. The only type of person that 100% doesn't have it coming. I mean, are you just gonna defend pedophiles next? Well, who cares if he butt raped a five-year-old? His hormones were out of whack. Oh no, because you don't defend men. Your first instinct is, how can I make this a man's fault? Hmm. So the husband wasn't there. He probably tricked her into it. Yeah, that's it. He tricked her into it. He did. Oh, he tricked me into it. I'm gonna kill my kids, and it's my husband's fault. Even though he's six hours away doing work or deployed or at his job a mile on the street, or pretty much anywhere but here, where he couldn't have killed the kids, it's still his fault. The the the only bright side that I can see coming from this whole thing is anybody who does date women for the next probably 10 years or more is going to be able to say, to use this as a radar point to keep the hell away from you crazy cuts. Sit down to dinner and say, I need to know something just right off the bat. Okay. What do you think about that uh Lindsay Clancy woman? Or I think that it's a travesty what the medical community has let her go through. And it's not her fault that she killed them. Okay, well I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. We drove here together. Yeah, you should call someone, because you're not getting back in my car, you psycho f fuck. Or on the other hand, what do you think of Lindsay Clancy? I think we should cut that bitch's throat. I think that she should be drawn, quartered, and hanged. Damn, baby, I want to put a baby in you. Hell yeah, you're getting a second date. I just it just it baffles me how stupid everyone has gotten. In 2026, you'd think there wouldn't be much to baffle me over. We have the glorification of mental illness, the acceptance and encouragement of a foreign religion trying to take over the US. And we're trying to bring back communism, a system that has never worked at any point in time. We're trying to bring communism back while calling the other side s fascist. I mean, I've been in America for my whole life. So you you'd think that I'd be prepared for how fucking crazy this country can get. But of of all the fucking things. I mean, I remember the Casey Anthony trial. Where Nancy Grace used to just go on and I remember Nancy Grace just make shit up and try to get people hurt. I'm just I'm flabbergasted at how fucking insane and delusional people are. And people wonder, why don't you want a date? Because because finding a woman who's not a crazy piece of shit within ten years of my current age on either side, is like looking for one sewing needle in an uncut field of hay. And the metal detector is somehow set to detect hay! It's just I think I'm 28 or 9. I say 28. I think I'm turning 29 this year. Okay. So that means and I don't have any real math to back this up, it's just from what I've observed and what appears to be the case. Every woman from 19 to 39, the vast majority of them seem to be fucking crazy in one way or another. Either they're on board with a baby killer or they think they're a trout, and they're like, please refer to me as zippy zip zootah, I'm gonna put a fucking tail up my ass and pretend I'm a fox. It's okay, buddy. It's just a school bus. It's just a it's just a school bus. Really. It's alright, Skippy. I was just scrolling and just women who are I mean, one this dumb bitch commented on a post about Lindsay Clancy, and she's like, well, something good's gonna come of this. This is people are gonna write about textbooks about this, and it's gonna change the medical community. Standards for women's health care will rise. Yeah, that's what you needed to take from this. She murdered three children, but it's her therapist's fault. She can have been abandoned by the medical community and her doctor. I hate doctors, man. I hate 'em. Each and every fucking one of them. I I'm pretty sure I've talked about here. I mean, people wonder, why don't you go to the doctor? Well, I've never been to a dentist. I will. I've been to exactly one dentist in the last 15 years that wasn't a criminal. He now lives like six states away from where I live right now. I went to a dentist in West Virginia and he's like, Looking good, man, looking good. Six months later, I go for a cleaning in Wisconsin in Stevens Point, and I suddenly need $13,000 worth of dental surgery. That's impressive considering I didn't need any to begin with. I went to a hearing doctor who I tell him he's pissed off, so he just basically blows me off. He because his step to the side. His receptionist fucked up my appointment. I'm never gonna let this go. And just drive past. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. Oh let's go. His receptionist fucked up my appointment. So now he got me in instead of getting a break. She's like, just go right in. So the guy was a dick. And I'm like, yeah, if there's any background noise at all, I have a hard hard time hearing. It's okay, it's okay.
SPEAKER_00You're alright.
SPEAKER_01I have a hard time hearing. So his idea to test whether or not that was true or my ears were fine, was to put me, was to give me noise-cancelling headphones and put me in a soundproof box and see if I could hear these tones. So his idea was to test the opposite end of hearing that I said was a problem. And then he goes, Yeah, man, some noises are loud. Look, are you a real fucking doctor? And I understand, I understand that women are given the shaft when it comes to health care. Hundred percent I get that. I have watched my mother and sister have to bite, scratch, and claw their way to anything resembling help, and it ends up not being anything helpful. I mean, my mother or sister could have a six-inch deep gash in their fucking leg and be bleeding out. Go to the doctor, and the doctor would ask when their last period was. Okay. I don't remember and wouldn't say what it was, because it's none of my business if I did remember. But my sister had a particular health issue that she needed seen by a doctor for. It took her nine months for anybody to take her seriously. They'd just she'd go to she went to appointment after appointment for whatever the fuck this thing was. And they would always be like, Are you pregnant? No. Are you sure you're pregnant? Pretty sure I'd know by now. How would you know? Well, because I started the shit nine months ago, so if I had been pregnant, I'd have a fucking baby. There's no need to be rude.
unknownIsn't there?
SPEAKER_01I mean, psh just shitty comment after shitty Is it is it because you're fat? Neither one of them are fat, by the way. But the doctor's just if it's if you're a woman, the doctor just goes, It's cause you're fat. Fat bitches be crazy. It took her nine months to get seen, and the end result was the doctor still being a dick. Meanwhile, I, a man who looks white, I am other things, but I don't look them, so uh for all intents and purposes, I'm white. I finally, after like five or six years, went to the doctor for this uh little lump that I had on my side. And one week later was in the hospital getting a cutout. One week. Literally, Thursday to Thursday. And it would have been sooner, but they had to call the insurance company to get it checked out. They I also needed an EKG and they had to call the insurance, otherwise, they were gonna have me do it the same fucking day. So trust me, I understand and comprehend that women are not treated anywhere near like human fucking beings by doctors. I hate doctors. Guess what though? That's not a reason to murder your children and get away with it. I can I I can sympathize with her medical plight and still wish I had the opportunity to spit on her hanging dead body. Cause she murdered kids. I don't see anybody defending pedophiles for fucking the kids, despite the fact that the kids are still alive after the fucking most of the time. Nobody's defending a rapist. And, you know, they say pedophiles have a chemical imbalance or something wrong with them that makes them want to fuck kids. Don't see anybody well, actually, unfortunately that's not true. That's there's that whole minor attracted person thing, but the majority of people still hate pedophiles because they hurt kids. You know, when a dad goes psycho and kills his family, nobody's like, man, must have been PTSD from the military, must have been chemical imbalance. Let's just uh have him cry and say sorry and then let him go. No, they want to string that motherfucker up. But when a mom murders her three children, you crazy cunts are like, oh, no sweetie, sweetie baby, it's not your fault. Come to mama, give me a hug. I love you. Let's protest for her murder. It's not our fault. She can murder kids. I mean, do you like do you do you people understand that that whole I brought you into this world, I'll take you out. It's not a law. It's not divine provenance. It's just a thing moms say to threaten asshole children. I mean, if she didn't want the fucking kids, she could have given them away, she could have abandoned them at a firehouse. But she killed them. And you're okay with that. You I mean, some of these stupid bitches are encouraging it. Like, I thought with her, she's fine. Let her go, it's fine. What is wrong with you people? I just I don't get it. And even if I wanted kids, I definitely couldn't have them now. Couldn't go to work. Because the bitch might be on the news. My kids are dead, and I've got a hundred thousand women yelling at my wife or girlfriend. It's not her fault she murdered him. What the fuck? I mean, that woman in Belgium, somebody killed her kid. She snuck a gun into- I think it was Belgium. I might have been somewhere else. But there's footage. She snuck a gun into the courtroom and shot the guy. And the judge let her empty the gun before they took her away. That's a mom. Honest God, I truly think and feel that every one of you who's online or out of protest, I I think they should take your kids away. Because who God only knows what the fuck you're gonna do now. I hope that your husband leaves you. Or your wife, if you're a lesbian, and one of you's sane. And I hope you get no visitation rights, because I I would truly be afraid that one of you psychos would murder the kid. In case you were wondering where I stood on that. It is getting hot really early, dude. I mean it's 8.26 in the morning, and I'm sweating my balls off. I'm definitely gonna need a break before I take the little girls on a walk. I just I have no idea what anything is anymore. You people are just a baffling. Like of all the crazy shit that has happened in the last decade. Thousands of women protest a mother's innocence after she admitted to murdering her children. It was not on my bingo card. Honest God. What's interesting though is somehow. I just know somehow, somewhere, one of you is blaming the the president for this. And that that part goes for both sides, because I've heard some stupid fucking shit come out of Republicans' mouths too. I mean, I heard people blaming shit for on Obama during Biden's term. They're like, yeah, it's Obama's fault. I'm like, that was two presidents ago.
SPEAKER_00It doesn't matter, it's whose fault. Fucking Bar Obama.
SPEAKER_01This all started when Trump took office. What? The world being crazy. Really? Cause I don't remember, I mean don't get me wrong. The world is most definitely crazier than it was even just ten years ago. But it's always been pretty fucking crazy. Alright, well I've now walked around the entire neighborhood talking about baby murder. So that should be fun to deal with later.