Hoagie Time Podcast Season 2 Ep 3 | Kids, Curses, and Conspiracies

Money Mike and Heif Dogg cover everything from movie theater encounters and kids’ accidental foul mouths to TikTok antics, Philly sports, true crime rabbit holes, and UFO conspiracies.

They trade stories about childhood mischief, music nostalgia, late-night YouTube binges, and the absurdity of live rap shows.This episode captures the vibe of just hanging out, talking trash, and following every tangent wherever it goes.

Transcript

Speaker 2 (00:12.526)
Enjoy it on the go

Speaker 1 (00:26.446)
We better be good. We better be good. HTA all the, the several text messages I got about, yo, get HT, get HT dialed in guys. Okay. We love you pal.

That original audio, we never used a recommended sentence from Adobe or freaking Riverside anymore. the fuck did you just say?

Exactly. That's right. That's right. Never use default settings again.

He was talking shit about me, that's why I got pissed. I didn't understand a word you said, but I assumed you were talking shit.

That's normally a safe bet just to assume shit talking rather than just laugh and smile and just let it go. So I went to the movies I saw Fantastic Four last week and like five minutes into the movie, something funny happens. Everyone laughs and I can hear this weird laugh behind me. don't think anything of it. I hear it again. Chris Allen? I hear it again. Chris Allen? Yeah dude.

Speaker 2 (00:59.128)
Take it, be aggressive.

Speaker 2 (01:20.51)
No shit! I called if I just left!

I hear it again and I'm thinking, Jesus, this guy's out to have a good time. It doesn't dawn on me. It's Chris Allen yet. I'm like, this guy is fucking into it. Dude, I have his... And then a few minutes later it happens again. go, holy shit, whoever it is is definitely on Mushrooms and decided to go to the movies for the... Because they're at stuff. It's not even rash. Like they're not even big punch lines that the laughs are starting to come out at. laughing at setups for punch lines, but like not even punch lines. And I'm thinking someone's on Mushrooms. They came to the movies to just be high.

And then like fucking, for five minutes left in the movie, it froze me like stone. went, my God. And I went, nah, he's probably working. And then I went, it's the summertime, he's off. I go, holy shit, it probably is him. And then the lights come on, I turn around, it's him.

Chris or Alan, dude, I have his laugh. It's saved on my phone. for the world's biggest, can bring it. It's the funniest thing in the world. So would you just explain that the movie theater, you guys are about to hear at home, or is it a...

We have to get this sound in the board, like the bottom, so we can just trigger it.

Speaker 2 (02:35.64)
text that to me right now.

Speaker 2 (02:45.185)
You

That's like a Tigger lamp.

Mickey Mouse in there

Dude, he's crying laughing at something. He's not being funny. He's genuinely blown away by something that's childlike. Yeah, he's blown away by something. Probably like a Disney film.

Childlike.

Speaker 1 (03:04.59)
happy it was him dude I was doubled over I was so I was so fired up with delight dude I was like I couldn't believe it was you. What's the movie about? Like a kids movie? No Marvel movie PG-13 I was ready for it yeah nice I I was gonna go in there with him and if there was tits there was tits and I would have a talk with him later about him whatever but there was nothing like that. He'll be cursor. Yeah it was um he already is I'm already starting to catch him. No shame. It was PG-13. fuck. Really? Yeah fuck. Whoa. Yeah I've heard him say it. How do you like

Be

Speaker 2 (03:32.288)
And what do you do as a father?

Dude, you know that like, that's just not words that you can use. I'm a cool dad, man. Like my, I'm super cool. Yeah. Yeah. Just like, look, man, like if you're going to talk like that, you just can't talk like that around me. Like you're to do what you're going to do around your friends, but like you can't bring that shit home.

Father, that's gonna be a super.

Speaker 2 (03:54.892)
Yeah. So at his young age, you're already kind of like leveling with him, like, yo, I know you're going to do that on the streets.

Dude, watching your daughter. We can edit out my children's names afterwards, right? I don't want my children's names out there. Get the social security numbers on Patreon. Watching this like teeny bopper, they have their own channel and like the videos they put out are just so stupid, whatever. And I normally like don't pay it much mind. The most inappropriate shit typically is like teen flirting.

There's security numbers.

Speaker 1 (04:29.546)
Stuff that's like junior high type shit, but like she's seven. So like, whatever. Still not a huge deal. Dude, I'm not even, I'm barely paying attention to her the other day. And I hear, but I thought you like big cocks. And I look over and there's one kid's holding two stuffed roosters and they're playing the rooster cock kind of like innuendo type game. And she's like, ha ha, no, you know, like whatever the joke is that cock is another name for rooster.

I could get this fucking shit off. Yeah, I'm not I don't fly with that. I don't want my sweet baby learning about cocks

Not yet, not yet at least. At least wait for senior week.

But yeah, dude, Chris are in the movies. It was so funny. Have you been to the movies lately or I've been in the movies like three times in the last few months.

go to like sleep sometimes? I used to. Yeah. I'm selling you out right now. I know like you'll actually catch Z's and like.

Speaker 1 (05:24.27)
When my kids were first born and I was getting used to like not being able to sleep, I would buy tickets for a bullshit movie on like a Wednesday afternoon and just catch a few hours of sleep. Yeah. That's awesome. I'd make sure that I picked a boring movie to sleep through. Yeah. But I've been to the movies a few times in the past. I love the I'm into it now. I'm becoming, remember how high school kid, the movie kids were like the freaks, dorks. I'm becoming that now. I'm becoming more of a cinema guy.

That's incredible.

Speaker 2 (05:47.49)
Big pretzel, pretzel bite popcorn guy. Like I don't care what's playing. Yeah, And I get to the bottom of both and I'm not getting a small popcorn either. I'm getting a large, I'm getting the cheese, the pretzels, cherry Coke. Usually I go to like totally. Yeah, I go to totally just eat as much as I possibly can. think the last time I went to the movies was like Creed. One of those Rocky movies. Yeah. And I went with Chriser.

I did try Coke Zero.

Speaker 2 (06:17.25)
Yeah, yeah, and I'm certain he didn't drive to the

He didn't. offered it. No, he doesn't drive. I offered him a ride home. He just said no and then walked off into the afternoon. Yeah. He said no thanks. I just walked off. I think he was like too proud to get a ride.

He don't take them. Like he, uh, like every once in a while, like he'll get a ride with me because I've known him since I've been one, but any, like he's just won't do it. He'll get a trolley. Like he'll take the trolley everywhere. It should be 180 pounds.

That's shit dude. Just get in the trolley. Nah, you know what? I might need to walk a few extra blocks, but I'm going to catch that troll.

You know the schedule too by heart. Like tonight he don't need the pamphlets. Like the R2, the R3, remember that? I used to work down at the University of Penn and I had to take the R3 in. And it was an experience. It was cool. Like going into the city like that. it wasn't like a pain in the ass yet. And you know, I wasn't paying for parking and shit like that. So it was actually pretty cool. But walking from the train zone, that was fucked up.

Speaker 1 (07:20.438)
I used to get a train down into suburban station and on Fridays the black KKK dudes would come out. Have you ever seen these dudes in the city?

the Jewish something, Israel.

That sounds about right. black is a real like super exotic. They're black dudes and they're nasty people. They're dressed up like KKK. Are they racial against whites?

The black.

Speaker 2 (07:38.272)
Yes, the racial yeah, the racial against Jews, whites. Yeah, and then they're constantly yelling about like they're the tribe of Israel and all that they're they're they're awful people. They're like the KKK the black

I mean, if you're in a black gang and you're like, hey, I know I have an idea for our outfit. If you're in this type of religious black, well, you are. If you're in a religious black gang that adopts the KKK outfits, as far as I know. Yeah. But if you're like, I got an idea for how we can dress. Look at these guys.

Black Gang.

Speaker 2 (07:56.032)
I am.

Speaker 2 (07:59.982)
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (08:08.288)
Alagbar. Alag.

bar. Like we told you, this is not going to be a platform for your religious fanaticism. Yeah. See that meme they call Elvis the king of rock because he blew up 18 people. Then he's like,

I'm gonna myself up.

Speaker 2 (08:20.98)
Just see the Elvis that I sent you singing Elvis Presley singing the most beautiful rendition of a Unchained melody and dude, I didn't know how I always know how good-looking he was but I didn't know how good is like I I didn't know he was that Unbelievable the singer R &B gospel and when I heard him sing I'm like, whoa his pipes like there's nothing fake about his actual temp

Yes.

Speaker 1 (08:38.57)
Yeah, R &B gospel.

Speaker 1 (08:45.122)
But in this video, it's like he's right on the cusp of a heart attack. He just looks like a melting cheese cup,

I think he died two or three weeks later. He's sweating his balls off. He's probably on every fucking pill. He looks horrible. His lips still quivering and shit. He's still Elvis Presley. And if you notice somebody's holding his microphone instead of a mic stand, somebody's holding it.

Real sensual vocal delivery.

Speaker 1 (09:07.726)
I was thinking about upgrading into a human being. My mic stand.

I could probably hire Chriser. Chriser's the only guy I know that would come He's loyal. Yeah, he's loyal as hell. Chriser and HD are the most loyal guys I know. They'll come out there and fucking hold a microphone for you for four hours.

I'm excited about this upcoming season. I'm excited about maybe doing another birds game.

Yeah, we'll talk to Eddie Johnson. know, Eddie was great with his crew. We went down there. That was a lot of

I just ordered, was at my neighbor's house the other night and he showed me these, this is a hypothetical story. He showed me these fire sticks that are loaded with every single channel possible that you can get. And so I ordered them and he was showing me all the channels. it's like every- Spice? Yes, dude. That's what I'm getting at. Really? I had to ask for, I had to say, Hey, can you make them without the adult stuff on it? Cause it's dude, it's like 30 channels of adult shit, right? And the channel names are like big cock.

Speaker 2 (09:51.766)
of Roast.

Speaker 1 (10:03.532)
Big ass. That's the name of the channel.

so specialized now. Yeah. It's tough to be a kid. I did. Yeah. There was nothing better than the squiggly lines and you'd see a tit and it's like, yeah. Or like a Pamela Anderson or like a Jenny McCarthy kind of show real quick. You had to be fucking you had to have an imagination in the 90s.

be going on fucking wild goose chase to get it too. You can just look up anything at any time on the phone. There's no hunt to it anymore. True, yeah. And like a tit is barely exciting anymore because it's like...

And we're from Delco. So like all of our families have five or six brothers and sisters in them. So we, and we, lived in row homes mainly or twin if we were lucky. So like you had to find your fucking space and time too. You might only had four minutes. I think that's why I'm quick today. I think it has repercussions down the road as a 40 some year old, 43 year old man. I think some of some quick draw tendencies.

had to come from just getting it, it. He had to, had to because it was, it was, was, you know, was survival of the fittest. Like I was, I couldn't get caught. What would I do?

Speaker 1 (11:11.694)
you go rag or toilet or what?

the napkin tissue. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I wasn't ever a lotion person. That's weird.

wasn't lotion either until later in life. I think everyone does that. Really? Yeah. Yeah. It's nice. Are you still no? Are you still non?

That's it.

Speaker 2 (11:33.358)
No, I'm what? Lotion. I don't. I've never done lotion. Oh my. I don't anymore. I'm just getting to that age where I you I just fucking sleep. Yeah. You know, I sleep, I read today. I fucking went down a rabbit hole of the fucking British Royal family and the, and the Prince William and Prince Harry and their relationship and how it's strained and how will William ever forgive Harry? Like, dude, I spend hours on it.

Yeah.

Yeah, I've slowed down.

Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:01.102)
And that's just an example of today. Last night I had work. I had to be up at 440 this morning at 2 a.m. I'm on YouTube listening to the story of Nicky Scarfo and the Philly mob. And I listened to it till 330 like and I've listened to it before. So if you were Karen, Nicky was an absolute maniac. The. Scarf. Oh, yeah, that era was fucking nuts. But I kind of I'm a history buff, so I kind of like.

What have you learned anything?

This Nicodemo Scarfo.

Speaker 2 (12:30.562)
You know, if you can connect the dots in the family tree, like the people there today are the nephews and sons of those people. Not really. They're into, you know, legit business now, real estate. So they are kind of doing exactly. No, they do front front businesses like like a pizza place or something. They'll put the money in there and then they'll put a front guy up and then prop him up and then they make the money out of it.

Is it still even a thing?

Speaker 1 (12:47.576)
read his franchises.

Speaker 2 (13:00.546)
So what they're doing now, they're not really getting caught, but the gambling business is completely fucking gone now. Now there is a benefit to betting with a bookie because you get credit. you can bet and you don't have to put the money up front. You get that credit and so you can take a shot at them. So, but with DraftKings and Fandle, you got to put that money in first. But still, I think people are just so used to it now and it's so convenient on your phone. Everybody I know does it that way.

Oh, so I was going to say, is it almost like the bookie will never die because they give you credit or they're dying because...

think they're still because of the convenience. Yeah. The bookie people thought that like in the beginning, like, that credit's a big deal. Like the convenience of the handheld and getting that firing in and all that. And the fact you can bet on anything, like people are just like,

fucking electronics taking away hard working American jobs.

All the short pants bookies out there.

Speaker 1 (13:55.308)
It's crazy how you're just watching the game now. Then like, they'll be like, and don't forget, get your bets in on Fandle. It's blah, blah, blah, minus one 30. And like, they just start like, it's so ingrained now.

Every inning there's a new line. there's something like if you so if you missed your bet, say you were like with your family eating dinner, don't worry. We got you. Just log on after the second inning and take this new line that's more attractive. know, like, who's the company that goes, we invented in game parlay's. It's like, no, you just wanted other people to bet more. That's all it was. You know, they're revolutionized.

In game, Nice.

Yeah, fucking gambling is fucking the worst, It's the best and So you're here. Yeah, so I hear. It's a lot of fun. You know what's fun? When you're winning, it's fucking easy to win. But when you're losing, there's just no, it's not 50-50. Like you think like, okay, if I'm going to flip a coin, it's going to come up 50-50. You're going to win events. No, you can fucking lose 50 times in a row. And then next time,

You ain't winning just because you, you're due. It's still 50 50 again. And it just, the way it works is that you're fucking the gods of gambling. No. And they fucking, they ride the winners and then they make sure the losers lose and they bury them. Yeah. You know what I That's called, that's called a wall street. Yeah. What's any more about that? I wish I could follow up on that.

Speaker 1 (15:20.782)
Yeah, yeah. Investing, thinking about my future? Nah. Dude, how about the Phil's new pitcher? I don't know how to say his first name. Maybe Johan, I think they were saying last night.

Yeah. Sorry Murph.

G-O-R-

John, Johan or something?

of 103. It was the fastest pitch ever at Sizzles Bank Park and he threw it three times last.

Speaker 1 (15:44.854)
Yeah, I've read that too. Like he set the record like three or four times in one night like last night. They're exciting

Dude, they're a good team. Like, Schorber is better than anyone I think I've ever seen in any season. Like every time he's up, like he's a threat to hit a home run. He like, I wouldn't be surprised to see his stats, see if he hits a home run every third at bat. That's ridiculous.

It's crazy. What was Ryan Howard like that?

Ryan Howard had a five year fucking tear off. He was the top guy, power hitter in baseball fell off big time. like Ryan, I was just listening to talk radio today, sports talk. And they said that Cole Hamels and Ryan Howard probably aren't hall of famers. They're wall of famers and for the Phillies, but Chase, Ali Rollins, they're hall of famers. But because of Ryan Howard, Ryan, he had a five year tear. But if you remember, he came into the league late.

because Jim Tomey was blocking him. So he didn't even come until he was 26 and then he tore it up and then he got hurt and then he was out. So no, no, think what Schwerer's doing is more impressive.

Speaker 1 (16:51.822)
Dude, yeah, I think I think they got it this year. I mean every year I mean after last year I was like what the fuck like thing about how can you be so good and the thing?

thing about baseball is it's really luck. Like it's not always the best team. Like you just got to get there and what happens, what is going to happen is going to happen. Put yourself in the best position, try to get home field advantage on that. But once you're there, you just got to get there and then everybody can upset anybody. Baseball is not like football where the better team usually wins. It's all about being hot or not. Like are you on a roll? Like a lot of times those wild card teams, cause they're playing such meaningful games towards the end of the season.

come in and win the first round against one of the better teams that had a bye because they've been off. You know, that's kind of the way it's been going in baseball the last couple of years. I haven't been to a baseball game in a while.

I haven't been to one yet this year. I was at a few last year. It's great.

Ever since McFadden's closed, you know, I haven't been probably six, seven years ago. wow. Yeah. But I used to play down there and it was always like a free ticket in kind of or the only reason I really would go down. without that being there, you know, spent the 10,000th loss with you at McFadden's. Really? Yeah. It was me, Mike Canglione, and then you were playing there and you were next to the beer girl like you always were. Yes. That's where I played.

Speaker 1 (17:48.814)
longer was that?

Speaker 1 (18:13.998)
Hey, babe.

It's you again. he's sweating.

You like music, right? You like this guitar?

He was here last year and he wasn't this fat and he's sweating.

I don't remember you being this sweaty. Are you married yet?

Speaker 2 (18:26.548)
You weren't this sweaty. You're 60 here. No, not yet. Engagement got called off.

Looking for a sweet fine thing like you, ew.

Yeah, but dude, that fucking, the rabbit holes I go down, like today, with the rural family and shit like that, like, amount of time.

Like what are you learning from it? Like what's interesting about them?

I love crime, like true crime stuff like that. Like I'm into like the Alex Murdoch case and all. And like a lot of the, you know, big true crime things that get picked up. Charlie Adelson, like in Florida, like I, it's a, it was a murder, like the mother and father hired a hit team to kill the wife's husband. Like I'll just get into that kind of shit and then I'll just.

Speaker 2 (19:19.704)
go down a rabbit hole to where I need to read about their cousins and stuff. Do you go like that? Do you find yourself going down rabbit holes and wasting time?

Yeah, my shit's about like UFOs and fucking aliens and fucking weird shit like that.

I never loved like that. I think that you talk about like space or anything like that like automatically like in my

object hurtling towards earth right now and it may not be organic.

already over it. Yeah. But when it happens, we'll just be done anyway. Are you talking about AI 31 or Atlas 31? Okay. So it is an inalienable chip? I did hear about.

Speaker 1 (19:47.043)
Yeah.

Yeah, I am. I believe I...

this. It's like fucking 12 miles wide. It's like it's been identified as this is coming from interstellar space outside of our galaxy. Yeah, it's coming towards us. Like November, a few months. You get your fucks in now.

And how many years will

Speaker 2 (20:07.182)
So I got a few more months, huh?

I don't give a fuck.

I don't

Like, I mean, it's like flying in a plane. Like there's nothing you can do about it. Once you get on it, you know what mean? So like, I don't spend time kind of. I can't stop that with a stiff arm.

I can't th- That's always the barometer for a life prompt. I just pour my way through it? You know, pigskin Mike Barkley, that's his way. Yeah dude, like the whole thing with the drones in December and shit like that, and people were like, whatever, I still got work tomorrow. Like people don't give a fuck. Yeah, I didn't People don't care. You don't care

Speaker 2 (20:44.236)
I don't care about the drone. Wow. No, I've really got I figured it was a bunch of fucking nerd dads flying their drones and then other people

They're orbs of energy and they mimic.

was so nerdy. I'm thinking that it's just a bunch of techie uncles that just are like, oh, let's do it. Let's us do it too. Let's us do it too. And it kind of caught on for a little while. And notice it only happened in New Jersey. Why would the aliens come to New Jersey?

Worldwide. Aliens.

Well, I mean, I do believe in trust your life. mean, I think that's that's come out. It's pretty much coming out that that's legit. But I don't there's nothing I can do to stop it. I'm sure they've been working out a lot harder than I have. So if they come here, they can fuck me up. I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (21:34.018)
Yeah, dude. They're saying they don't know what it is, and they're waiting until one of these days soon, if it makes a turn, then they'll be able to say that that's not natural, that it's outside of gravity. So we'll just have to So then we I mean, if I could just come take us over, dude. We've already, like, jumped the shark anyway. Right. So what we're

We do like send a team up there to like get on it and then blow it up. So that's what we.

of oil rig actors. Yeah. get Aerosmith to work on the soundtrack. Yeah. What an asinine movie plot.

I don't wanna miss a thing.

Speaker 2 (22:02.638)
I thought it was pretty sad.

I was watching something and it was just like, how stupid is it that they taught oil riggers to be astronauts instead of just teaching astronauts how to do oil rig work?

I don't think that's that easy. If you're smart scientist kind of guy, I think doing mechanical work is just as tough. You can't teach me to be.

It to be harder to learn to be an astronaut than it would to be.

Not if there's like one astronaut, you gotta do is go along for the ride. If there's enough guys taking, like doing the tough shit, then just come along for the ride. You guys drill the drills. But yeah, I disagree. And I'm angry. Yeah. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (22:44.494)
Yeah. Thank you. I'm angry about it too. HT, what did you tell me about the Delco pisser? You started to tell me about it. I tried to look it up. didn't find anything.

So I think they already got banned, but there was this gentleman on TikTok that said, you know, he would go out and go pee somewhere. I'm trying to be as, not get as demonetized, but he would go pee somewhere and go upper Darby, zero, Delco pisser one, and then go to Springfield and just pee in different areas. But I think his account got banned, but it was at Delco period pisser.

period one and but I think it's gone now. Yeah, I think his career is over.

Yeah, it doesn't excite me. I'm sorry we gave it in. kind of

Speaker 2 (23:28.982)
like James lead like after lead. So I got

Dude, XPN, a few months ago, they were hyping up a James tour and they're like, they're back. They're back. Like anyone's been waiting for it. They're back, and gentlemen, another tour through the state.

I was thinking about this the other day, like, for Lisa Loeb, like I saw she was doing a concert somewhere. She's literally got to open up with clothes and then encore with stay. what else? Like she's got to play it twice, right?

She has to, she has to do that twice. She had a couple other hits. Really? were hurting. Do you sleep? Do you sleep? Do you sleep anymore? Do you do? Do you count sheep anymore? Do you sleep anymore? Stupid. And then another one. Yeah. It wasn't, it wasn't stay two and it certainly wasn't stay three. She had that one big one and then a couple mild ones. Yeah. But speaking of doing multiple times, somebody was telling me,

again

Speaker 1 (24:25.934)
You remember how the Lagoon would get like Rap Axe and go get DMX or whatever? Or maybe it was Brownies, but somebody said Rob Bass and DJ EZ Rock came through. So they did It Takes Two four times.

and then probably left.

Yeah. Like, open with it, like maybe sprinkled in joy and pain. Did it again. All the rap.

Go on like an hour, hour and a half late and play for like 30 minutes and then fucking leave. Cash up front.

Yeah, pay me upfront. Yes. Super schisty, not giving the fans what they want. I saw Ghostface Killa at the Ardmore musical before. He was so late that you could tell his management team was just throwing up anyone they even kind of knew could do something. There was a chick in a sweatsuit singing R &B over a backing track at one point. They were just obviously killing time. She clearly wasn't dressed up to perform. She was in a sweatsuit, dude.

Speaker 2 (25:22.189)
Wonder what he made.

I don't know, but the fucking entrance was electric.

people just went to Wu-Tang here too a week or two ago. you do that? I didn't know but a lot of people I saw on Facebook went there. Lauryn Hill was a guest, Freeway, Philly Freeway was a guest. Every time I saw Ghostface was with them that fucking song it makes me cry man all that I got is

really? Yeah. That's pretty sick.

Speaker 1 (25:43.66)
Yeah, that's a classic

It's a classic song, like any genre, that's a beautiful song.

I saw that show was coming out and I was like, definitely, I'm definitely going to that. It's sold out right away. Tickets were like 300 bucks from what I saw and I could be wrong. And it's like, look, I love Wu Tang, but like a live rap concert at the Wells Fargo probably doesn't translate.

It's lazy. It's one laziest shows I've ever seen. I love hip hop. But when I see it, I'm like, my God. Like they get away with it because they're black. No, I mean they get away with it because they, that's like the culture of like, just kind of like the towel and just to walk around and hang out with your boys. But you're not like even putting a show on. At least fucking the Backstreet Boys and Beyonce or choreographed dancing. They're fucking.

Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:32.758)
to show at least.

Practicing you know they don't practice. It's there's which I respect that part of it. That's fucking awesome authentic because there's the songs are so authentic and the Art form so authentic, but the fucking show is lazy

Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:39.785)
It's never authentic.

Speaker 1 (26:49.454)
It is lazy and it's a group of like 10 dudes. Most of them have microphones. 30 dudes. And most of them have live microphones too. Yeah, imagine that. Yes, there's no technique. They're just gripping up the ball of it. There is a technique guys. You gotta learn your technique. Yeah, there's no technique. Maybe there's a DJ, but it doesn't even seem like they're scratching live or making the samples live. Dude.

nightmare for the sound man. Yeah. And none of them hold the mic right. They're all

Speaker 1 (27:18.926)
I make so much money too. Worried about popping a string. I popped a string the other night. HT was at my gig. I popped a string. Yeah.

You guys hang out on the weekend? You guys hang out outside again? Yeah, once in a while. Why didn't you guys text me? Because you were at another gig. OK, I think you're going to be on the beach tomorrow, right? That's right. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going on the shore and doing a gig and then coming home.

Are you gonna be on the shore?

Speaker 1 (27:43.586)
Don't forget your guitar. I know.

That's, I definitely won't to my car.

Yeah, that's a mistake you can only make once or twice.

I'll never make it again. I can't, no. It's gonna traumatic.

I was looking about buying a backup guitar. Have you ever played an Ovation? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:58.446)
They were cheapies. They were known as cheap, cheap guitars back in the day. Very tinty, very treble.

I'm like so intrigued. So intrigued by them. Like I want to fuck with one. I don't want to buy one. Super. I'm at one. shallow. Yeah, but I'm looking at one. It's super shallow. It has like a black, like matte finish. It's like textured.

Body in the back.

Speaker 2 (28:17.87)
I mean, you buy a lot of gear, so you should Is that like the guy that was in the 90s or 2000s? 90s, 2000s, like, oh, buy the guitar from Acoustic Guy. I can't remember his name, it was a TV infomercial all the time. Learn the classics from this.

He's a c-

Speaker 1 (28:38.5)
That's it. Yes. Was it a save on? Yes.

Stay Bond! Is that like an innovation or is that- the Bond? That's Bond. Yeah, what do say? Stay you from, dude?

Esteban, Esteban. Yeah, my Spanish is Southern tempted. see, see.

You must be from Portugal.

Yeah, obviously, they're very tinny, but you see, this is what why I don't get gear. And I get that I used to get that now. I just feel like it's fucking over and it's like. like enjoying like stuff like that, like I don't like that kind of joy like I don't really need anymore, you know.

Speaker 1 (29:01.058)
just as i thought it for me

Speaker 1 (29:07.532)
What's over, Mike?

Speaker 2 (29:20.138)
I'd feel like it's a, maybe I should, maybe that's why I'm fucked up. But like playing in a new guitar or whatever, right away it goes right to, why would you get that guitar? You already have one. Like what do you need it for?

Yeah, I don't need it. The way I'm wired, when I buy things, I get a huge rush, dude, when I buy things. It's just drugs. I mean, I do that too. But to buy gear, it's nice.

Take care.

Speaker 1 (29:59.694)
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