Finishing off the second part of the shit feast on Amazon with The Bottom of the Bottom of the Barrel.
Reel Zombies - a self-referential movie within a movie within a documentary will rarely work, and it definitely won’t work if everything you’ve produced is shit. At one point the producer is wiping blood off his windshield saying “my girlfriend is dead and now I’m wiping zombie blood off my windshield with her panties. Everyone is bad here.”
2.5/10
Cholo Zombies - a giant metaphor for immigration and inclusion that seems to get lost in a nonsensical story of Hispanic gang bangers and a demon box poured into a micro brewery
4/10
Attack of the Flatulating Dead - probably the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I could take a shit on a glass topped coffee table and film it from underneath and it would be better than this.
1/10
and finally COVID 21: Lethal Virus - a pointless shouty race over fast changing days and nights where an angry loner shouts his way through the woods with a squealing scientist. You can tell she is a scientist because she wears a bright white lab coat all the time. We have the most incompetent officer, who's every single decision costs the lives of his men and the scientists they are meant to protect. You can tell they are scientists because they wear bright white lab coats all the time. The adverts in the movie as it was Amazon were the highlights.
3.5/10
We watch them so you don't have to.
Finishing off the second part of the shit feast on Amazon with The Bottom of the Bottom of the Barrel.
Reel Zombies - a self-referential movie within a movie within a documentary will rarely work, and it definitely won’t work if everything you’ve produced is shit. At one point the producer is wiping blood off his windshield saying “my girlfriend is dead and now I’m wiping zombie blood off my windshield with her panties. Everyone is bad here.”
2.5/10
Cholo Zombies - a giant metaphor for immigration and inclusion that seems to get lost in a nonsensical story of Hispanic gang bangers and a demon box poured into a micro brewery
4/10
Attack of the Flatulating Dead - probably the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I could take a shit on a glass topped coffee table and film it from underneath and it would be better than this.
1/10
and finally COVID 21: Lethal Virus - a pointless shouty race over fast changing days and nights where an angry loner shouts his way through the woods with a squealing scientist. You can tell she is a scientist because she wears a bright white lab coat all the time. We have the most incompetent officer, who's every single decision costs the lives of his men and the scientists they are meant to protect. You can tell they are scientists because they wear bright white lab coats all the time. The adverts in the movie as it was Amazon were the highlights.
3.5/10
We watch them so you don't have to.