Episode 228: Zombie Honeymoon (2004)

You know when the New York Times, Variety and Salon.com say something is hilarious that you have had funnier dental work. You also know that when the New York Times, Variety and Salon.com say a very low budget zombie movie is hilarious the critic didn't write the review, that their intern did. And that their intern has shit for brains.

So this movie is 2004 and tells the story of newly wedded couple Danny and Denise. First day of honeymoon down at a beach house Danny is clambered onto by a zombie from the sea who spews blood into his mouth. Danny dies and is called as dead at the hospital. But he comes back from the dead and is just discharged the same time, despite being dead for 10 minutes. Nonsense.

Punctuated with some of the worst music ever to be created, Danny will chomp his way through his hospital roommate, three cops, two best friends and a travel agent, and all the while being protected by a screaming wife. 

Is it bad? It is no Zombie with a Chainsaw. Is it good? No. Is it worth watching? Only if you want to see every zombie movie ever made. The acting was ok. The effects were meh. The music sucked donkey dick for nickels.

4/10 and they should thank me for that.