Episode 273: Please Don't Feed The Children

Please don’t feed the children 2024 starring Michelle Dockery of Downton and The Gentlemen Fame and Giancarlo Esposito from Breaking Bad and directed by Directed by Destry Allyn Spielberg… hm… joining the NEPO BABY horror gang with Brandon Cronenberg and Ishana Night Shyamalan

Seriously don’t feed the children

1)      don't expose them to bright lights, 2) don't get them wet, and 3) never, ever feed them after midnight. No that’s gremlins, but seriously don’t feed the children

I saw this on TUBI but then watched it on Amazon. The trailer doesn’t feel like a zombie movie. It is mentioned however that after mankind defeated the virus

The blurb

A gang of orphans travel to the south, in a quest for a new life after a virus decimates the adult population, only to find themselves at the mercy of a psychotic woman who is hiding a perilous secret

Hm

No Z word there. Lets look deeper.

Ok

"Please Don't Feed the Children" is a 2025 post-apocalyptic horror film directed by Destry Allyn Spielberg, where children are carriers of a devastating virus that turns adults into cannibals, leading orphans to search for safety but encountering a deranged woman who holds a sinister secret about feeding them to her zombified husband. 

Ok there it is… the Z word. 

What did I think? I just didn't feel like it went far enough. There was one memorable scene, the blood bath, but there was no real jump scare, the tension wasn't ramped up even when Vicky or Mary could get caught. It was all a bit weak. 

5/10