NFL Week 1 Picks Full Slate Plus NYG/DC Injury Report

In this Goofballs segment, we break down our picks for every NFL Week 1 matchup, including a deep dive into the Giants vs. Commanders injury report, which could swing the outcome. From Andrew Thomas’s foot issue (LP Wednesday, DNP Thursday) to Theo Johnson’s uncertain health, and on the Commanders’ side—Armstrong, Brown, Jones, Gay, Mariota, Cosmi—we’ve got the latest and how it affects our predictions. Plus, we'll tackle top storylines like quarterback battles, rookie impacts, breakout candidates, and early betting trends.

If you love NFL analysis that’s equal parts smart, spicy, and fan-centric—this is your jam. Let us know in the comments which Week 1 pick you feel the strongest about! Hit that like button, subscribe, and ring the bell to keep up with Goofballs’ sharp takes all season.

We’ll move game-by-game in order: Cowboys–Eagles (TNF), Chiefs–Chargers (Brazil, Friday), the Sunday early window (Buccaneers–Falcons; Bengals–Browns; Dolphins–Colts; Raiders–Patriots; Cardinals–Saints; Steelers–Jets; Giants–Commanders; Panthers–Jaguars), the afternoon set (Titans–Broncos; 49ers–Seahawks; Lions–Packers; Texans–Rams), then Ravens–Bills (SNF) and Vikings–Bears (MNF). We’ll update spreads and totals at showtime and record our official plays live. 

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