Talk Dirty To Me
Three different friends with four different perspectives on kink, fetish, and sex, talking dirty to each other. Enjoy personal journeys, stories, confessions, and guest experts on all things "dirty".
Talk Dirty To Me
BONUS EPISODE 4: Sex Toys, Unconventional Pleasures and the Misrepresentation of Kink
- Stephanie recommends Black Mirror
- SMC recommends Jane Eyre 2011
- Stephanie recently watched Pride and Prejudice 2005
- Kissing in the rain
- Book Rec from SMC: The Awakening of Ivy Leavold, by Sierra Simone
- Tosin offers up a ridiculous Christian smut novel - Redeeming Love
- SMC calls for listeners to tell us if they think Jane Eyre is a kinky book and why! And also to let us know if anyone reads the Sierra Simone book she recommended.
- Buffy Chat
- Tosin talks about electro play/immaculate orgasms
- SMC shouts out a blog called “Hey Epiphora” that does sex toy reviews
- SMC regales the urban legend of sitting on the drain at the bottom of a pool (also captured in a Chuck Palahniuk short story called “Guts” that appeared in his novel, Haunted.)
- Don’t ride jet skis listen to find out why
- Tosin regales the list of things he put his penis in as a youth.
- Vacuum
- Fruit
- Mattress
- TV Show Chat
- SMC and Stephanie discuss Warrior (2019 TV Series)
- Tosin recounts the hottest scene he’s ever seen in a show and thinks about it to this day (from an episode of Girls)
- Abuse chat from S1E3 of Girls
- Stephanie remembers an episode of Sex and the City
- Tosin goes over his toy stash
- SMC Recaps briefly
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Well, well, well, go ahead and open up your ears, your mind and whatever else you need. You're listening to Talk Dirty To Me. Hello everyone, and welcome to Talk Dirty To Me, where our four different friends with the four different perspectives talk dirty to one another. Today, Casey is on a flight, so it is just the three of us, but we do have Sarah Marie, our local vanilla.
Speaker 2:This private.
Speaker 1:And Stephanie, our neighborhood spanko. That's what we do.
Speaker 3:Hi guys.
Speaker 1:Me Tosen. I know stuff.
Speaker 2:I've seen things there have been places, the King of Kink everyone, the King of.
Speaker 1:Kink, the King of Kink, king of these Living life doing things. So I got some stories. But I heard that y'all read some books. You saw some things, did things like that I got media recommendations, and I think Stephanie's got media recommendations.
Speaker 2:So do you want that as the appetizer or the dessert after the meal that is going to be Tosen's kink adventures?
Speaker 1:Let's let's do appetizer, that way I don't chew up time on accident, okay.
Speaker 2:Stephanie, do you have any media recommendations?
Speaker 3:I do. I am going to go out on a limb and say that I am a fan of Black Mirror. Every season gives me something to think about as a whole. Do I love every single episode? No, it's a weird show that like because each episode doesn't really have to do with the other episodes, like if this were any other show, if it in like two episodes in one season, I wouldn't keep going Like, this is just a different show and I really enjoy this new season. It's sort of tapping into like the AI fears that are out there and it was going so lovely until I got to the most recent.
Speaker 3:Well, the second episode that I watched, which was Lock Henry and it's got Samuel Blokin and Mahala Harold I think it's her name and Daniel Portman, which I knew him from Game of Thrones. The director is Sam Miller and the writer is Charlie Brooker, who is actually one of the main writers of the whole series of Black Mirror, and this episode was so good, like, as an actor and an avid film watcher, it had like everything for me for horror, because horror is my favorite genre, but it's also the genre I have the most problems with.
Speaker 3:Like it's not always done well and I want it to be done well, and so this episode in particular had to do with a son who brings his new girlfriend home to meet his mother and they're both filmmakers and they end up doing a story about this serial killing that happened in this part of Scotland that this kid was from, and you kind of get really deep into it and it sounds like just the most demented murderous, terrible human being and the end of it killed me because the end of it made the villain kink and that killed me because it's just-.
Speaker 2:What do you mean by made the villain kink? How do?
Speaker 3:you make the villain kink. I feel like the reason I see that is that's not a bad choice. It's just to me, low hanging fruit at this point. It's always like the person who's a sexual perv, they're the weirdo or they're the like. Nothing that could that a child could maybe find out after their parents have passed. That was an activity that their parents did together.
Speaker 3:Maybe it's not that they brought people back to their house and tortured them together as a couple. Maybe they were meeting up with consensual couples. I'm just saying it, just I feel like that is such an easy bad guy. It's just there's not enough representation, in my opinion, on the other side of kink, where the whole episode could have been great in my personal opinion, which is selfish and all about me but if they would have made it that, it was still shocking and the documentary was about that they found out that their parents had this kink, but it was consensual and they didn't end up murdering people. They just tortured people who wanted to be tortured or who had that desire, because, boy, they really come down hard on kink and perversion and sickness and wanting to tie someone up and hurt them, and I guess I need more evidence that that's out there. I'm sure it is people doing this non-consensually, but I don't know.
Speaker 2:I know I get what you're saying about the low hanging fruit. I feel that way, a lot about treatment of the female character and using sexual assault as a plot mechanic. I feel like they use kink as a plot mechanic to say, well, this is why this person is yucky. It's like no, no. But, you can't keep short, cutting it that way, because it's not, it's boring and lazy.
Speaker 3:That is exactly how I felt, and it's this build up to. The main character in this is their son, and he's this lovely human being who treats his girlfriend lovely, and you have all of these ambitions you see in him and root for him. Well, two just utter sadistic psychopaths. I don't think they create someone with such empathy, and so it just to me it was like, oh, it was a careless plot. In my personal opinion, you have to watch it for yourself and see what you think. But I just I loved every second of the acting is brilliant. As a filmographer, the cinematography is great. It just man, I don't know, I just get tired of the whole trope being that like, oh, they had a sexual perversion, they're the mass murderer of the town.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. And it gave away like an even cooler twist of being like these kids are so suspicious of their parents and like are looking into like what seems to be like this violent crime and things. But it turns out that it's like totally consensual and fine, like they're like to make the ending that they are the serial killers and they are killing everybody in town, instead of they just stumbled upon their parents, kink and everything's fine, and like they've come into a party where all the missing people are and they've just been in a kidnapping king for weeks.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3:Like did you see it? Cause you're nailing it.
Speaker 1:I mean, I've seen similar processes and like where they decide that it's just like because you have this perversion, you've definitely done something bad instead of taking the opportunity to be like I know this looks bad, but something beautiful is happening here. If I ever told you about like documentary, I saw that was like basically helping this guy with his kink about wanting to have sex with buildings and like they have this little group of people. The sex therapist is like a little person who tells people all these things and has this little group of people who have odd or hard to see through kinks and that little group like comes together to build a cardboard city that his wife is in one of the buildings so he can have sex with his wife. But it really feels like you have sex with a building and I was like that's awesome, that is, let's do this All right, yeah, this is more fun Totally.
Speaker 3:And again, it's not that I didn't have fun watching the episode I did. I can remove myself from kink and be like oh, crazy, but I'm more as like a filmmaker writer going oh, come on.
Speaker 1:And low hanging fruit.
Speaker 3:That's the only way to describe it, and I don't feel like that show is a lot of low hanging fruit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, what's? Merrick definitely has the skills to do 100 percent All kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2:Well, and it's also their kind of point is it's not necessarily that they just run with the mystery box or the red herring, but they do circumvent your expectations 100 percent. And the expectation is kink is you? Something must be wrong with you, right, you know?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean they gave me one of the most like fulfilling subversions of a stereotype. So like in like the black male community, if you're a black guy in your gay you're considered on the down low and there's a whole thing about it, right, and black man did an episode. That's like these two guys meet in the video game and you can do whatever character you want. One of the guys is like a female fighting character in a street fighter game, but a couple of times into the game then they have sex in the game and so then they keep meeting up to have sex, which is him, and his best friend from childhood is another black man, but when he's this woman in this game they have sex with each other a lot, but like they're both too embarrassed to talk about it.
Speaker 1:But the guy who's playing the woman character like eventually confronts him about it and like they kiss in the rain and he's weird about it and it seems like they break up and then it ends on the scene of like certain cause problems with his wife and all this stuff. But like fast forward a year and like it looks like there's like a yearly anniversary where he can take the game back out and rehab that experience with his friend to do that, like his wife, like gives him a pass to do that. So it's like this beautiful, like conversation about poly and queerness and especially like attacking that conversation around, like down low black man, I was like great, great work, black man, great work yeah.
Speaker 3:All was my money. I agree 100%, which is why I can't like throw the whole show away, cause one episode did my personal like something that I can personally identify with like dirty, like it's done so many other things so beautifully. It just was one of those things where I thought, wow, it just surprised me and I was just I get tired of the sexual.
Speaker 2:Devent being the. The interesting thing is they might not see it. You know what I mean. They, whoever was writing that episode, might not have any kink in them, and so they're like oh, this makes versus someone who's in the kink community is like, can we not, can we not?
Speaker 3:100%, 100%, which is why, again, no shame to these people. Again, the acting it is so top tier. It's a really well written show. I just my only quam was I would have ended it differently, but that's just me, so there you go.
Speaker 2:That's it. You have probably a lot of other people, though, Stephanie.
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe. And again, it doesn't mean that I don't ever want the kinkster to be the bad guy. That would be boring too, like for sure.
Speaker 2:it's just, I've seen it and yeah, but yeah, let's, but yeah, we've, let's go. Let's course correct the other way a little bit, you know yeah yeah sure.
Speaker 1:Or make the kinky person the bad guy, not because they're kinky.
Speaker 2:Yes or that right there. Or make the kinky person, the detective, the kinky right Detective. There's gotta be a kink for that right Detective.
Speaker 3:Yeah, for sure, oh 100% 100%.
Speaker 1:Let me investigate those draws. And he went. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:Well, I have a media recommendation on the positive side of things, OK. Ok. So I have been staying up way too late lately. My sleep schedule is fucked. I almost reached out to both of you because I know you're both late night owls. I've been staying up until like 4 am Just.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah, yeah, which.
Speaker 3:I haven't done for you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is because I finally have time off and I've been going through my grieving process and like some things have shifted and then I had like a whole week without teaching. My brain was like hey, let's never sleep again.
Speaker 4:I'm like brain.
Speaker 2:And then it's like until the afternoon. Then we're going to sleep all the time in the afternoon. It's because I'm of the empire.
Speaker 3:I was just going to say sorry, that's just your internal vampirism.
Speaker 2:It really is when I can't sleep. I have a few staples that I put on, one of which is the shining. Another one is Jane Eyre, and so I got the BBC app and put on the mini series and I was watching it and I was like man, this is kinky, Like this whole story. Are you either of you familiar with Jane Eyre? I'm not.
Speaker 3:I just watched Pride and Prejudice for the first time the other day, which means I haven't read it even, and I, which I love, books it has the Mr Darcy, who is also Tom in Succession.
Speaker 2:Kira Knightley. She's that project. Yeah, I love that one. It's so good.
Speaker 3:I absolutely I bawled so hard which was really unexpected because I do cry in films but I was like kind of going into this, like oh, I'm too late to the game, like I'm too, like this isn't going to move me. And boy did it.
Speaker 2:Buddy, okay Side question have either of you ever kissed in the rain? Oh yeah, I have a story about it. I have also kissed in the rain and maybe I was too young. But I remember kissing someone in the rain and being like I'm doing it, I'm doing that thing where you kiss in the rain. I remember being disappointed just because I was like I don't want to be wet and kissing. Maybe I'm a texture person, but there wasn't enough contrast right Between, like the wetness of the mouths and the dryness of the, and the warmth right Versus the like it was just all wet.
Speaker 3:You know, I hear you now so. So I have to go back and then say I haven't kissed in the rain like that.
Speaker 2:Like in the rain, like the notebook in the rain.
Speaker 3:No, no. But it was still like that kiss because I always say that it was a kiss in the rain. But when Luke and I first started dating he was not really great. It's the thing, the I love you words and I was like I'm a girl, I shouldn't say I love you first. So I like waited and waited and waited. But every day I was like we love each other. I know we love each other the way he looks at me. He loves me, but like I can't say it first. And then one day in the car I exploded into tears and said why don't you love me yet? Cause we were going to 20s where we went and got our soup every Wednesday. And he was like what? And I was like you love me?
Speaker 3:And he wasn't great with his words at that time and I went back home and I was cause I had no appetite and I was like if you don't love me, I have to go. And I got in my car and I drove all the way to Grandbury, texas, and cried in my mom's arms and then got right back in my car and drove back, cause I am a workaholic and I put work first and I was like I have a shift tomorrow and this is like waiting table shift or bartending. And I drove back like a day and a half later and got home after a shift and it was storming outside and pouring rain and my mom texted me have you looked at Facebook lately? And I was like no. And she was like you should look. And I looked and Luke had changed his profile picture. We hadn't spoken two days 24 and 27 year old us and he had changed it to a picture of us and I was like what?
Speaker 3:And then I heard my door knock and I opened my door and Luke was there with tears in his eyes and said I'm sorry, it's hard to say I love you, but of course I love you, and picked me up and we kissed and it was it was really sweet and it was so long ago. It's such a cheesy, silly story but I'm always like that's me kissing the rain. But, were you in the rain?
Speaker 3:No, but the rain was so hard coming down and like thundering, so like when I opened my door and it was apartment complex, I had to go out of my door to like greet him, but it wasn't in the rain. In the rain, so I can see your texture thing. So I don't, I can't really actually attest to it, but it was pretty.
Speaker 2:that's pretty great. That reminds me of Mr Darcy and Kira Knightley under that.
Speaker 3:And when I saw it it was not as staged as beautiful and it was in Austin, texas Again, at an apartment complex. So visually it wasn't all there, but for my heart it was that's how it is, baby.
Speaker 1:I got. I got two killer kissing the rain stories.
Speaker 3:So I'm telling you a dream.
Speaker 1:So the first one was I don't know, I'm 19, 20. This girl that had a crush on, we've danced together and she sings really well and where was it?
Speaker 2:I'm imagining Adele. It's Adele, right.
Speaker 1:I mean she sings as well as Adele for sure Nice. And so me and her are babysitting my goddaughter and she like really loves kids and like she had like lots of moments there and we had like lots of cute times like talking to kids and teaching her things and singing together and stuff. So I'm walking her to a car and it's raining and so we're like kind of like scuttling and running the car and I opened her car door to her to get in and she puts one foot in and I'm like I'm going to beat myself up if I don't do this and having me do this for a while. So I grab on and I pull her back out in the rain and we kiss and it was good. And so that was the first one. The second one was I don't remember how it happened we went to a salsa dance party, like a DJ party that was outside, that had like a little bitty awning, like it was really small, and so when it started pouring down rain there wasn't really enough room to dance.
Speaker 1:And that's how I met this person. We had danced a few times before, so I was like we couldn't get room to dance. I'm like, do you want to just go dance in the rain. And so we run out into the rain, we dance for the almost the entire song. Everybody like kind of like stops and what they're doing like watch us dance in the rain. Somebody took a video of it and I don't know if I can ever find that video. We're dancing in the rain and the song ends and I'm like, can I, for the end of the song, can I dip you and kiss you? And she's like, yeah, so I dip her in the rain in front of all the people and then when I pick her back up, I do it to my lips and we kiss in the rain for a little bit.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's so nice, and it was good, it was good times.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I love. So, jane Eyre, back to the original. I highly recommend the movie adaptation with Mia Wasikowski and Michael Fassbender. It's awesome. The cinematography is awesome.
Speaker 2:The way that they edited down the story is awesome, because I've read the book and watched, like all the things I love a period, romantic, very soothing but there's something about it that's always made me go like I don't know why, I think this is kinky, but it feels like it's kinky and maybe it's the status difference between them and maybe it's the fact that he is very dominant, right, and she's very innocent, and that's a whole trope in and of itself. But there's an adaptation that I want to recommend called the awakening of Ivy Leavolt. It is by a woman named Sierra Simone and she writes fire like her sex scenes that she writes are insane. They're bananas in my opinion.
Speaker 2:But okay, the Markham Hall series, and this is number one, and I'm just going to read you the description Yorkshire, 1879. When Ivy Leavolt is left destitute by her brother's death, she is taken in by her cousin's brooding, tortured widower, julian Markham, handsome and possessive. It's not long before Ivy falls for him. But Mr Markham has dark secrets, secret that may put Ivy in danger as Ivy unravels the mystery surrounding her cousin's death, she falls deeper and deeper in love with Julian, who opens her body and her mind to his indomitable will.
Speaker 2:But even as he draws pleasure and desire from her night after night, Ivy can't shake the feeling that their passionate affair may end in violence. Dun dun dun. It's lovely. She's the one that wrote the spanking scene that I was telling you about Stephanie and her Thorn Chapel series, but there's something about it, and I know that it's not outright Jane Eyre fan fiction, but it gives me the same vibe something about like the destitute girl showing Like it's a whole vibe. So that's my recommendation for those of you that want to read a sexy book with some sexy kink.
Speaker 3:I feel like what you were also saying is that you're going to write some Jane Eyre smut.
Speaker 2:I you know what I read a really bullshit. Jane Eyre smut book once. Yeah, it made me so fucking mad because I can't remember who it's by and I'm not going to drag them, but they fucking ended when Jane Eyre leaves, like there's a part where she leaves him and they're like end of the book. And then they never went back to it again. They're just like this is how it ends now. But it was just bad writing and bad plotting and bad story mechanic and I was like fuck you, yeah, you bastard people.
Speaker 1:Hey everybody, it's Tosin. I just wanted to jump in real quick and mention that I'm about to start telling a story about a biblical figure and I can textually use the word prostitute, since that's how they said in the Bible. We are sex positive, sex worker friendly here and I would never refer to someone who was doing sex work as a prostitute, but for the biblical context I use the words that they use. Yeah one of the one of the kinkiest books I ever read was a Christian book. Have you?
Speaker 2:ever heard of.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they're wild. Have you ever heard of redeeming love? So maybe so. It's like a period adaptation of the biblical story of now, I can't remember. I think Micah and Hagar or whatever. Like Hagar was a prostitute and like God was like to test him. Was this like you're going to marry this prostitute and like love her to Jesus? I don't know.
Speaker 1:And so redeeming love is a similar story but it, like, follows the main character, angel, who was sex trafficked as a child, and you know he finds her doing a mission trip to brothel or something like that, and then like rescues her and like they live together and he's like I'm going to love you and she keeps like running off or going off to have sex. There is a lot of sex scenes in it. Like the core of the story is like her changing from having meaningless sex with Michael, who waited a really long time to have sex with her begin with, to like starting to have feelings and feel something for it and then like running away to do that and then getting vengeance on her father by tricking him into having sex with her, so because he's the one who sold her. And it's like I'm like I read this, is like this was recommended to me by recommended to me by church people. I'm like this is a horny book.
Speaker 2:You're making Sierra Simone sound tame. I mean they don't like describe will do that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they don't like describe the sex scenes. They like describe what she's thinking while they're having sex. They don't like really talk about like the penetration of things that are occurring, Like at worst there's like a line about being like you know, and when my father opened his eyes and looked at me on top of him, like that's as sexual as it gets and I could see like the regret, but no. Yeah, Well, I mean in the book it's meant to like get revenge on him, Like it's a of course, but I was just like that's.
Speaker 1:I mean, it turned me on, I was just like, okay, but I'm nasty.
Speaker 2:Well, beautiful. You're beautiful and nasty and and you contain so many nasty- multitudes.
Speaker 1:I do, I do yeah.
Speaker 2:Can we please have a shirt for toes in this, as I contain nasty multitudes, because I think that's appropriate, I'll call it.
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh, well, just call it. Speaking of nasty multiple ways. Is that the completion of the Jener?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's just my book recommendation. I pause it and I want to know in the comments below if any of our listeners also pause at that Jener might be a kinky book and why. And or if anyone reads this Sierra Simone book that I recommend. It's a short fast. I just wanted to Sierra Simone one on horny read.
Speaker 2:Okay, the horny reads yeah, I think I remember Sierra Simone is bookmarked in my audible because I think you brought her up before she wrote a really great kind of SNM book that was a play on Camelot, on Guinevere and Lancelot and King Arthur, but instead they're a thrupple. It's not a love triangle, which I personally love, because I fucking hate it every time there's a love triangle and we're just going to spend the whole time being like who should I be with? Be with both of them, if you're in a love triangle right, what's that movie where they're drug dealers?
Speaker 3:and Twilight, what it's? Blake Lively and she's the Girl and the Thrupple.
Speaker 2:Yes, that was one of the first movies that I was like, yay, they did it and it's called oh, it's been dirty crazy, or savages or savages and it's called and it's got her and Aaron Taylor Thomas.
Speaker 3:Aaron Taylor somebody.
Speaker 2:Johnson, that's it. And hot ass Frida Kahlo. Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1:So my yeah, she's real good.
Speaker 2:And the book is brutal. The book is different. Oh, I've never read the book, I just I've read the book and the and the prequel to the book, and both are lovely, amazing yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I've been on that train since Buffy. I'm just like, if you know, if you know, let Seth Green just be with the werewolf and willow. I'm going to beat you up. It's just so stupid.
Speaker 2:There's in the Buffy comics there's a great dream sequence Buffy is having where she's in a liminal space right, and she like opens a door to one of her dreams and it's her and Angel and Spike all naked with, like you know, artistic ribbons draped around them. But it's like her fantasy of her and Spike and Angel and I'm like, yeah, that makes sense. Why does that not make sense?
Speaker 1:That's the simplest solution to all of this.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm going back to Buffy tonight.
Speaker 1:Listen. I live tweeted my Buffy watch at some point years ago Like I was just Facebooking while I just binged through everything and I made it through Riley Good Lord. That was a long season.
Speaker 2:He's not, he's only bad because he's terrible. But like when you take him, when you take him, when you isolate him out, like if you watch all of Buffy multiple times and then, for whatever reason, you come back and you just watch season four, you're like okay, I get it. Get it, riley, you know what I want to know? I want to know about your electro playing your electric. Me too, Me too, you're speaking on nasty multitudes.
Speaker 1:Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Casey should be so proud of me for getting us back on topic.
Speaker 3:Casey, I hope I'm going to tell her. Thank you.
Speaker 1:Text right now. We got back on topic. So you know, as the I was like okay, well, I got to do some changey stuff, say stuff to talk about, and I am a fan of the hands free masturbation in general. I like, I like that game.
Speaker 2:Wait, what yeah?
Speaker 3:You masturbate with your hands Tosen.
Speaker 2:How do you not masturbate with your hands? You need your hands to put things in your bits, right?
Speaker 3:I've never seen a person look more like an AI right now.
Speaker 4:You're frozen on the screen.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but your mouth is trying to catch up to it, so it's it's not matching any of your words, but it's going extra fast Because it melted my brain.
Speaker 2:I just sorry, here's what I'm imagining. I'm imagining Tosen standing naked in the middle of a room, just standing there in an empty, empty room, and he's like masturbating while not moving at all. Right, like, because that's how you masturbate, without your hands.
Speaker 1:I tried for years to achieve immaculate orgasms, especially when I was like Jesus, sing really hard, and I was just like, all right, I'm not going to, I'm not going to lay hands on myself, because that is unholy. And if God wants me to climax, then he will give me the gift of being able to do that with, like just my own mind.
Speaker 3:And so Christians jump through. That's what you are Exactly From many a wet dream going oh my God, see, it wasn't even me, I didn't do that.
Speaker 1:Yes, the Lord, the Lord giveth and the Lord take it away, and the Lord make it become a thumb. She eats in the night.
Speaker 3:Same.
Speaker 1:That's great, I appreciate it. So I was like all right, what can I? We're going to do. And you know, I've gone through like several auto masturbators and stuff. But most of them are like, say, their hands free, but they're not really like you kind of have to deal with it. And they're also like not sorry for this information, they're not set up for girthier members. So, like a lot of them that are like spinning or sucking ones, they're like jam up because they're not set up for that thickness, because your penis is so big, as if your large penis it's fine.
Speaker 1:It has a circumference that is larger than the sex toy makers are making.
Speaker 2:I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3:That's fine, but also bless the toy makers.
Speaker 1:Please keep making them. Make them a little bigger, but yeah like have variety.
Speaker 3:Hello, that sounds like American clothing too. Like we don't have sizes for everyone. We have sizes for a very limited amount of people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like come on, come on, there's a demographic here. And so you know, I'll try some toys that do that and you know I have one that's like a spinning one that's been doing well but it does take like some desk configurations. And then I had like came across a porn of like a person putting a tens unit on like their lower area. What kind of a tens unit. So like people use those, they're like these little. They have these little pads on.
Speaker 3:You know those guys, that those, those TikToks where they're like you want to know what period cramps are like and they snap things to their. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, those are, those are tens units, that like are really powerful. So it's like they're these little pads and it's this little PDF looking thing and I was like, all right, I'm going to stick these electrodes in pelvic areas and see what happens on your very large penis so basically he's like, let me have period cramps down here. Yeah, my first, my first mistake.
Speaker 1:My large penis is, tens units don't work unless they're sending electrical signals to muscles Otherwise, otherwise they're just sending an electrical current. So I put it on my penis first and I turned up a little bit of like nope, that's uncut, that hurts, right, because there's not muscles there for it to contract. So it's just like sending an electrical current through it and I'm like, oh, not fun, right? Also, don't put the tens units apart from each other, because then it can close the circuit and you're electrocuting yourself and it's not fun. It's a very low grade. So it's like it wasn't like it was. It hurt a little, but I was like there's no damage and I was wrong. It was just like it's.
Speaker 3:Static shock yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean I'm been, I was sterile before.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's right, that's right. No harm, no foul, no harm no foul, we'll be fine.
Speaker 1:And I was like it still works, I'll be OK, I'm fine. So then I was just like, ok, well, let me put it around the muscles, let me put it on the muscles that contract when you orgasm, the fine. So I got one in the perineum. I got some like all my thighs, some of my pubic bone area and man, I got close Right. I wasn't like I couldn't like do nothing and climax, but it was just like if I had the time, if I could sit for like an hour or a couple of hours, I probably could get there, like find all the right mechanisms for it.
Speaker 2:You could go tantric with it and just.
Speaker 1:I could go tantric with it. You know, get the breathing right and then get it done, and so that was fun, you know it was. There was definitely a lot of trial and error and I have to give it a shot again when I'm like fully shave everything because it doesn't agree with hair very well, since it absorbs all of that.
Speaker 2:But is the goal, Tosin, when you say like handsless masturbation? Is the goal for you to like, put these electrodes on yourself and then lay down and not move and have?
Speaker 1:an orgasm. Just lean back in my chair and let it happen.
Speaker 2:Lay back and think of where I feel like girl.
Speaker 3:Is this a girl versus guy thing? Because I feel like girls, like I can do that the vibrator, or is that hands on, is like laying on top of a vibrator, hands on.
Speaker 2:Well, are you holding the vibrator and moving it at all? No, no.
Speaker 1:No, I mean, that would work totally fine Like that. I consider that like I wouldn't consider like a stationary flashlight or like a fake doll vagina. I'm still like thrusting to get it done, but for me it's like not touching myself and laying still right and so like a replicating, like being serviced, and so those are the or like dollification right Like that could also tap into the dollification kink if you're not moving at all and still have an orgasm.
Speaker 2:Right yeah, I just.
Speaker 1:I really like just complete being like I dissipate to nothing but the pleasure that is being received, that I don't have to manage.
Speaker 3:OK, no, I'm definitely moving around a little on the vibrator. I'm on my stomach, but I'm not using my hands. I see what you're saying, so just no movement. Just you're just laying there. Magic is what you're saying. I think. Magic, what, what, what? That's what I need.
Speaker 1:And the only thing that I've gotten that like works is one like spinning, one that I have which I am, my imagination is is just being weird.
Speaker 3:I did I want to know what? Oh cool, so it At all? What? Oh for the?
Speaker 2:listeners so soon has this. It looks like it's a cheese grater. Oh, 100 percent, but for your.
Speaker 1:But it has the same problem Like, as soon as it requires any type of pressure, it stops Right. So the problem with this one is I literally can only like go to the very top, which is fine, you know, my glands get the jobs done, but it's a very precarious situation where I can set it up, where I don't have to touch it, it's like such a design. Well, I do it really is, and I was like it, literally Just like a little bit bigger.
Speaker 3:Is the patent like a legal, like some Christian men own it. They're like never, never get to pleasure man.
Speaker 2:This makes me want to do research because there's this amazing blog that I read for a while. This person reviews sex toys and I wonder if they've ever written anything on it. It's called hey Epiphoria. Hold on, I'll put the link in.
Speaker 3:So if your member was significantly tiny, do you think that machine would work for them?
Speaker 1:Well it is. I don't even, it doesn't need to be significantly, oh like.
Speaker 3:No, just because it's.
Speaker 1:There's definitely a too small where nothing would reach you. You know, like if I put I do, if I put my finger like right in the middle of it, I can feel nothing. So if it's like the size of one of my fingers it's probably a problem. I see, ok, but there's.
Speaker 3:But what you're saying is any bigger, any bigger, and it's going to stop, right, yeah, like it's, if I, if I go further than like?
Speaker 1:Is that if I go further than like that? Much which is like about an inch in, then it It'll freeze, even if it's like right off the battery at its strongest motor, and so I can only get like some of it in.
Speaker 3:And then, what company is that we need to call them? Now we do.
Speaker 1:I am working at a low price point because, like there's some that I've seen, like the Quickshot launch, which is like an open ended flashlight that is on, like a machine that will move it up and down. For you. That probably will work, like those are big enough or stretching enough and the motor Like 120, 130 to get the whole thing.
Speaker 2:So I highly recommend, when you have a chance to go to hay epiphoracom. It's H E Y E P I P H O R A, and the log line is where sex toys go to be judged. Oh OK, I love it. She is so awesome.
Speaker 2:She also reviews porn and other things like that, and she's got like a favorites list and a toy box where she categorizes everything Right and it's like for the Virgo and you it's like color coded as well and like reviews things for different price points as well, so you might be able to find like the highest end on the lowest price point for yourself for your large, large penis. It's not, it's it's above average, but it's not like huge, ginormous penis for your planetary size, my intergalactic cock, we have to.
Speaker 1:We have to set expectations.
Speaker 2:People are listening to this intergalactic cock from here, yes, please.
Speaker 1:From here to deep space line. So there's that. So like I tried the 10s unit and that was close, it almost got me there, I bought another couple of glands trainers, which are just basically things that like cover the head and do stuff. One of them says it's a sucking function, but it's really just like a pinhole size hole that will like close the air gap that's in there. It doesn't like do sucking. And both of those have the problem of just like the vibration needs to be like just like two decibels more and we would be able to make it this.
Speaker 1:By the way, this comes from a thing right? Because one of my guess I'm telling this story. One of my go to ways to master it when I was a kid was vacuum cleaners.
Speaker 2:Really. Oh yeah, it just seems like I just got told way too many times that like if you sit on the drain at the bottom of the pool it'll suck out your internal organs, and I think I thought the same vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 2:You've never heard the urban myth about oh my gosh, it's like a classic pool urban myth that if you sit, on the bottom of the urban legends the urban legend Okay Is if you go to the bottom of the pool, where the pool drain is, and you sit on it, you'll get stuck and then it'll suck all of your internal organs out of your poop hole and then you'll just like that. Just like that, I know.
Speaker 1:And on top of you're going to drown because you can't get up.
Speaker 3:Yep, okay, well, the the actual horrible way to do it True horror Cause. That's crazy and not never going to happen. But it is don't ever get on jet skis, because I somehow got on the algorithm of Tik Tok of Coloscopy bags. Is that who you say it?
Speaker 1:Coloscopy bags.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and all of these people had one thing in common, and the reason they got their Coloscopy bag is they were on a jet ski and they went to fall off. But before they fell off, you know, when jet ski shoot water up at the back it shot up in them and literally they said they were swimming to shore with their intestines coming out of their butt.
Speaker 2:Nope, and I heard it, it's not an urban legend.
Speaker 3:This is like Google it right now and I'm like I don't ever want to. Google no.
Speaker 1:Oh no, yeah, I've heard of jet ski streams disemboweling people.
Speaker 3:So I feel like literally disemboweled them.
Speaker 2:I feel like if you put a vacuum on your penis, you're going to suck out your internal organs through your penis. But you're just now telling me that's not true.
Speaker 1:No, and this is the vacuum cleaner the, you know, suck on the floor thing.
Speaker 3:Those are brand. Did you have a brand that you like?
Speaker 1:I don't remember what my child I'm assuming it's the hose right.
Speaker 3:The hose, yeah. The hose that you use Like where you have to put your top, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:And so in that hose, if you take off because there's the extension one that like tapers, you take that off and you get like just the hose that is the perfect size to be able to like create just like a small enough space around it that it like creates like a full service vibration around everything. And it was it is to this day the fastest anything could ever make me like. It was 30, 40 seconds easy Every time, every time. Wow and was grand and I could sit still. I didn't have to like hold on to it Once it like had created the section thing. I could literally just like lay down and be done immediately.
Speaker 3:And you know, and it Is this Tosin teenager Tosin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this is like young Tosin.
Speaker 3:So vacuum cleaners to teen boys are what shower heads or bath faucets are to females.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, I think it's not.
Speaker 1:I put on penis and a lot of things when I was a kid.
Speaker 2:So what was the biggest mistake? You put your penis into yeah, where did you?
Speaker 3:were Were you like no spring mattress oh yeah, I didn't hurt myself.
Speaker 1:I had like cut a hole into a corner of my mattress. I was like I was a pillow humper when I was a kid.
Speaker 1:And so I had like stuffed animals that I'd opened up and like pillows that I would, and I was just like why don't I just like there had already been like a hole that had like kind of been burned into my bed on accident for matches? And I was just like what if I just bit it? And fortunately it opened to a point where it was in the middle of a spring, but it did mean that I was, like you know, banging my penis against springs. That wasn't multiple springs.
Speaker 1:That wasn't great, and I heated up a piece of fruit once and it was too hot.
Speaker 2:What fruit that?
Speaker 3:I don't remember, I think it's your call me by your name moment.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I don't remember which one it was. I want to say apple, but I don't think it was an apple, it was squishier.
Speaker 2:I was about to say an apple.
Speaker 3:How yeah?
Speaker 1:Yeah, and maybe no, peach Pete had a pit in the middle. It's something without orange. Maybe it was an orange. Yeah, it was an orange because it's deceptively hot, because like the inside got really really hot but the outside seemed like feasible. So then I let it kind of hole and I went for it. I was like I was uncomfortable.
Speaker 2:Let's not do that again. So to the citric acid. My goodness.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. But you know, all of these skills have given me a sturdy penis, which people are a big fan of.
Speaker 2:A sturdy huge, ginormous penis, yeah.
Speaker 1:I know my mom really likes being able to like do whatever she wants to it and I'm just like, no, we have a long way to go before it's a problem. So there's that. That was the electric play. I also have a partner that I've been doing some like wax stuff with, like burning candles and doing things they had bought, like a set that has like sparkles in it and like is a little bit more slow burning in lower temp. So I had some like wax poured on my hand and man, that's warm and I was like it's definitely not like. I was like I get it Right, Like I get it. It's the like, the anticipation, and then it coming and then it's like a really sharp, intense heat pain and then it kind of like dissipates and then it's tactily really fun. Like dried wax on the bodies is cool to like pick off and so that was fun. But I definitely have way more fun like drawing things on someone's you know naked back than I did getting wax poured on me?
Speaker 3:Do you get pedicures, Tosen or manicures?
Speaker 1:I have gotten both yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't get them. Often I have friends who like that's like their thing, that's like their like release. They just love pedicures. And both times I've gone I'm like, oh, they have hot stones and wax and that is like where my brain is automatically drawn to and it is like I don't find it like. I don't think I find it kinky, it's just more like it's just so warm and hot and then they peel the wax off of you and it feels amazing. So I do. How that could be?
Speaker 2:I just got an awesome gift from my boss at the studio. They got me like a really nice pedicure and manicure gift card. And so they like put your whole hand into this bag of wax. And then it like it's. And she's like tell me if this is too hot. And I was like, first up, I will never tell you if it's too hot because I refuse to admit to make you alter your plan. But second off, it was so cool, I was like I'm being turned into a candle.
Speaker 1:That was. That was the other fun part of it for me too, because it's like a couple of things that I am realizing about my like dumb top self things is like pretty much since that dollification episode I've been like I'm very much enjoying turning people into like art or bonded or inanimate or inactive things. So the wax play like the more and more you do it, the less and less human they become right, and so like turning them into a doll, like all of that is like oh, this is I'm a fan. I'm like painting the art that I want to later rub up against.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh Well, did you ever do that thing when you were young of letting someone draw on your back right? Like my girlfriends and I used to draw on each other's backs all the time, and I remember being like this is heaven, yeah, you know.
Speaker 3:Or say, when people cracked an egg on your head, you remember that, yeah, and that felt so good, yeah.
Speaker 1:I know I all of those things. One of one of the fun more like submissive things is that I've done with a mama is that like a lot of the times, like we usually take a shower together and then she'll like do yoga on my back and it is immaculate, it is heavenly, like it's so good. Yes, please.
Speaker 2:Tosin, have you ever done one of these? You remember when we were talking to the lovely silicone human? Have you ever done the thing where you're in the vacuum sealed sandwich bag? Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 1:Yeah, the yes. I want to really bad my, my hesitation, for it is like I'm definitely like climax centric. I either need to be being in a position where it's like not orgasm is like a power play thing. I guess I can just put a condom on because it's like it's.
Speaker 1:It's bad form to like come in the back bag because it's really difficult to clean and if I'm getting that level of sedentary deprivation and like people are rubbing on me and stuff like I'm going to want to want to finish, but, like I said, I just put a condom on.
Speaker 2:I see, keep it clean. That sounds like it's right in your wheelhouse.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, no, I was like I like milking tables and all those things like those are, those are my jam and I was like I want to do those. I want to do he's so bad, so bad.
Speaker 3:Anybody's ever gone one of those suction things into a car cleaner, you know like a car wash or the things you're. Oh, but you're in that.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're protected.
Speaker 2:Oh, that'd be wild.
Speaker 1:That does sound fun. I've done a hydro massage which is close to that. It's basically a vac bag like up to your neck and then there's like a portable car wash that like runs up and down your body, yeah, and I was like those are pretty cool. And then I've been like on a table shower before, which is kind of similar, like you lay down on a table and somebody like bathes you was like a shower head on the table, and so those are, those are all sexual way or in a non sexual way?
Speaker 2:Like is it a sexual thing? I mean you can make to sexual, but you know, you know what I mean. Like is it like?
Speaker 3:I don't know if someone could bathe me in it not be sexual.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's a precursor to a naughty massage. Oh, they give you a massage and finish you funly.
Speaker 3:Finish you fun, we're happy, finish you fun, happy endings.
Speaker 1:I try not to use that phrase because that is part of an abusive culture of happy ending is well, so happy ending comes from Asian massage parlors, and Asian massage parlors are usually dealing with traffic, women.
Speaker 3:Happy ending. That's where they started. Was that massage part that phrase?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what you would request to be like. I would like to. You know, I'd like a happy ending.
Speaker 3:Here's more money, okay, so people would go to ones who didn't provide that and be like I want a happy ending and we don't provide that.
Speaker 1:That's rude You're you're assuming that because you're saying like I think like recently there's definitely been like dudes who go to like license massage therapist and are being like bros and are like I don't have a ending, but the term, the term happy ending was just like the code word for it, cause the way that, like an amp is set up is like you pay to get the massage, they're going to give you the massage.
Speaker 1:If they deem it all that like, there's a whole process of like how to present yourself, how to prove you're not a cop Like you like show yourself show yourself naked as soon as you possibly can, and then if you pass all of these tests and like the madam is like it's fine, then you can request one, or they'll ask you if you would like like any extras or do you want a happy ending? And so that's where that code word came from.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 2:Side note I watched the first episode of warrior on the HBO. I did too, just before this episode. Warrior, oh, did you really? The very first episode, the very first, luke, and I just started it tonight.
Speaker 3:I saw. I saw an ad for it.
Speaker 2:Anyway, it had. It's set in Chinatown in 1870, something in San Francisco, Very cool. I had a lot of naked women and I was like hoping. I was hoping for a boy penis in there, but no, no boy penis and not loads of autonomy that I see so far. But this is just episode one. I'm going to give it some more. Yeah, it's got three seasons so far.
Speaker 3:Yeah, me too Same. Oh SMC crazy, because I had. I had not even seen previews for that till Luke and I got home tonight we watched the righteous gemstones and right before it was a preview for that and we're like oh kung fu with like a Western kind of bride and I watched evil dad rise, and right before it was a trailer for that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I watched the evil.
Speaker 1:Have y'all. I need to check this out because it seems like it's our responsibility, but if any of y'all watched idol, no no. I haven't yet.
Speaker 2:You want to know why I'm like Johnny Depp kind of creeps me out and knowing his daughter is in it kind of creeps me out and I know that that's weird, but I'm like I don't want to watch his daughter be all naked.
Speaker 1:Well it's, I haven't watched it. I've watched a lot of like King of podcasts where people like respond to it oh, because it's got a. It's got a pretty heavy DS dynamic in it, but it's gonna make me angry, it's going to make you angry. It's like it's the the weekend is like the Dom character and he's not really a Dom, he's just abusive.
Speaker 2:And so haha, and it's like all about to.
Speaker 1:It's all about making music and like cinematography. It's like beautiful and like shot really well and like looks good and it's got like some killer actors in it, like people are doing their job, but it's just like you need to the King consultant pretty badly, from what I'm hearing, like I haven't watched it and it's like an obsessive amount of sex scenes, like it's like a time.
Speaker 3:If you're a filmmaker out there and a writer and you're passionate and all of a sudden you think to yourself I think I want to have this character that has a kink. Please reach out to someone with that kink.
Speaker 2:Yeah, or yeah, kink or Google it even.
Speaker 1:Or like they don't even do a cursory, a cursory Google. Just a quick search. Like girls, I think girls did like a really great job of like, of like everything around in sexuality.
Speaker 1:There definitely was like things in there that were abusive, but they knew, they talked about it, they were working through it and there's just like to this day. One of the hottest scenes in all of media that I have ever watched is Marnie, when she goes to the show open of like the short guy and they have a conversation and he says something like real dominant and sexy to her at the end. That's like at the end and it was like because I'm a man and I know how to do things. And then it's like a scene of like her just like walking away like vigorously and you think she's pissed, but like as soon as she gets to her room she closes the door, leaving it's the door and like puts her hands in her pants. This is our master, the hottest shit I have seen. I think about that every day. Who's like? Oh my God, well done.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, you've convinced me. My sister for years is like you need to watch girls. I feel like you should watch girls and I'm like, okay, but it just it's one of those things where it's been gone for so long. I'm like I did that fullicity too. It was really late to the game with fullicity and I loved fullicity, so I highly recommend girls. I think it's incredibly reflective of that culture.
Speaker 2:Like so perfectly, yeah, and it's so funny. The other thing that's very funny about it to me is how angry it makes people. They're like ugh, I don't wanna watch these girls being girl. I don't. There's something Sexual or there's something very interesting about how our society responds to female culture or showing women in multiplicity right, or showing them in distasteful light, where they're like we shouldn't be teaching girls this and it's like what the fuck are you talking about? No, you're just definitely. You're just definitely be telling these stories, yeah.
Speaker 1:Because they're happening to people. It's one of the ones where it's like I'll talk about like I love girls. I think it's great, I think it's a great show. One of the complaints that I hear about it is like it's hella white and I'm like fine, you're right, that's also. You're coming up with a complaint that has nothing to do with what it's trying to do and I was like sure they could have casted more black people in it, but it didn't make sense.
Speaker 1:the location that they were in for like black people to be in their lives, like that's where they were and what they were doing and you're following a white woman's journey and finding themselves White privileged yeah. I was like you would be hamming it in to have that in there, and I was just like just take that as a part of the story. That, like this, is what this woman's life would really look like. Yeah, so.
Speaker 2:Conquer. I also think that they did abuse really, really well. They nailed it. They really did. No, what were you going to say? I was going to. I can't remember the exact episode, but it was the standalone episode with just I'm going to paraphrase this horribly, but what's his name? Ends up taking his penis out. Begat of nothing, right? She's meeting with a writer who she said he was a misogynist and he's arguing back with her and then he ends up and I can't I do.
Speaker 2:do you know what I'm talking about? I can't remember the episode or the context.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she she's been working with like a publisher for a couple of days or like a publisher a couple of days and like, and he's been like kind of saffing around whether or not he's going to publish her or not and the way that they play that seat off is like the guy was like, oh, I thought this is what she wanted and cause he just kind of like willy-nilly, like drops trial, like she turns around to grab something, comes back and he's like pantsless.
Speaker 2:And I looked it up. It's from season six, episode three of girls.
Speaker 3:The title is American bitch, yeah, and it's like the episode of sex in the city where Carrie has the guy that takes her under his wing at Vogue, cause the head lady at Vogue so mean to her and he's like could be her father, like age wise difference, and she's not given any inclination that she's into him and he's like helped her really do well at Vogue, like telling her how to make her articles good. And he's this like seems like a father figure and he takes her to that like Vogue's stash of like clothes that they use for models for the cover. And she is in heaven cause she is just seeing it all and she turns around and his he had dropped his trousers and she was like, oh, pull your pants up, you could be my father. Like Like.
Speaker 2:Listen this one. It says Lena Dunham's Hannah Horvath has summoned to the apartment of a fictional famous novelist, chuck Palmer, played by Matthew Rice, to discuss a blog post she wrote about accusations of sexual assault against him. The conversation doesn't go smoothly. Then it does, then it doesn't. What unfolds is a nuanced examination of the power dynamic between influential men and the women they abuse. It's real good.
Speaker 1:Oh, I think I was conflating the scene with the boss that she had in like an earlier season, which was played by John Cameron Mitchell.
Speaker 1:No, he killed it. He killed it so good. And I always like super respect men in series like that who do a good job of playing aggressors, right, because somebody has to do that for that story to be told. If you're going to tell it, yeah, and so, especially when it's like someone like that actor, who it's like you don't look at him and go like, ah, you're a predator, right, and so it's, it's also really good to like take somebody who also people associate with like very wholesome roles, to do that. I mean, like Adam Driver also did a really great job, but people, I think people have an easy time seeing Adam Driver as a bad guy.
Speaker 3:Hello, he literally played Darth Vader.
Speaker 1:Come on he literally, and so, yeah, I appreciate it greatly.
Speaker 3:Say you've sold me, I'm going to start it. No yeah, go go watch Girls, for Sure, that's where I'm at.
Speaker 1:But yeah now, it's been fun figuring out how to get my hands free life.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're going to do any you need to like create a toy.
Speaker 1:I've thought about this for a while, and so you know there's lots of things that I haven't tried yet that I need to like. One of these days, once I get out of this, like casual thing, I'm in, I'm going to get the quick shot launch, but my worry about that one is like it's a very powerful motor, so it looks like you have to hold on to it.
Speaker 2:Or it'll just like fly off your way, yeah.
Speaker 1:And I'm looking for something that will, like, sit there on its own. And there's things that are like more complicated apparatuses that like you need to like vice grip to your desk and stuff. Yeah, and you know none of the things that have suction cups, that say that, like, the suction cups will handle it are strong enough, because if it's powerful enough, it's heavy and the suction cups are not usually good enough and if it's not, you're going to have to, like see, clamp it to a shop table or whatever.
Speaker 1:Exactly, I got to get duct tape out and all these things he needs cement. And I was like and I'm not trying to do construction work before I masturbate. That's not what I came here to do, Unless that's your kink and it sounds like it's not.
Speaker 2:Oh my gosh, tosen, did we finally find a kink? That's not your kink, do? In construction before kink.
Speaker 1:Honestly, I've done it, and I mean, there's when I was, like, wanted to practice bottoming, I had this. I had to make this whole apparatus with a trash can and pillows on the floor and build this whole thing so that everything's at the right height so that I could, like, comfortably back up on it.
Speaker 2:And you were like never again.
Speaker 1:Oh no, I did it many times. It was just, it was more than it was.
Speaker 3:Four times he said yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:The problem with that configuration was just like it was a lot of setup and it wasn't necessarily very quiet because the trash can would hit the wall and oh sure. There were always people in my house. So but no, yeah, I'll find it, I'll find something. I mean this one, you know it gets the job done. It's stuck around. The other two that I got I'm probably not going to keep just because they're not strong enough, and they're just not strong enough.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they got to be strong for your huge, ginormous incredibly large sometimes planetary.
Speaker 1:Just not strong enough. Try harder.
Speaker 2:They're not strong enough to be your man.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Thank you. Yeah, sam, I'm sorry, thank you.
Speaker 1:I ate out of clown and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:What? Yeah, one of the one of the people that I am starting to see regularly for pillow prints and things and like shooting some content with they had just like got done with a clown gig for one of the nights we were rendezvousing. I was like I don't know how you feel about this, but can I just stay in my clown outfit? I'm also just started my period, but I think this will make for every she's like real witchy crunchy person. She has a video of her like orgasming, licking flowers and Wow, and I was like none of these things are problems for me. Let us, let us proceed, proceed. That was fun. That video is up on Love Honey or whatever it's called, somewhere.
Speaker 3:That's lovely. Well, there you go, people. If you need to see that love, yeah.
Speaker 1:No, it's that love honey. What is the real name? It is loyal fans.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's nice, Instead of only fans. What's the difference between only fans and loyal fans?
Speaker 1:They're the same, they're the same. They do the same thing, loyal fans is closer to fans Lee and like UI structure, but it's the same concept.
Speaker 3:Nice, it's just, somebody didn't have that much of imagination. They're like what sounds like loyal, loyal.
Speaker 1:Only loyal fans.
Speaker 3:I mean just loyal fans, but it's yeah, only ours are loyal.
Speaker 2:Well, ladies and gentlemen, these and themsters, we are concluded at the end of the hour. Would we like to wrap the episode here? Tosin learned that he's still learning how to find things to put up on his huge penis. Stephanie learned that she wants to watch girls.
Speaker 3:And.
Speaker 2:I learned about that you need to make Jane airborne.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that's right, jairus, one is coming, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm going to try to do the Soutro. Believe me if I'm messing up.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry you got this. I believe in you. Yeah, we love you. You're great 100%.
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Speaker 3:Bye, bye.
Speaker 2:Oh, next time, let's all stand perfectly still and have an orgasm.
Speaker 1:Perfectly still yeah. All right, thank y'all, bye.
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Speaker 2:Why do you sound real sexy while you do it? Do I? No, why don't you? Oh, why don't I?
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