TIATM #047 - The Most Chaotic 1st Round in Mock Draft History

Special Decisions and The Marathon Continues are back to peer into the fantasy football crystal ball with an absolutely chaotic 2026 First Round Mock Draft. The guys break down a draft board that defies all logic and reason, including Justin Herbert coming off the board at third overall and Jeremiyah Love inexplicably cracking the top seven.

If that wasn't enough to make you question the future of the league, wait until you hear the justification for taking Dak Prescott at pick number ten. Whether you're looking for elite dynasty foresight or just want to roast some truly questionable draft strategies, this episode delivers. Tune in, take notes, and whatever you do, don't let this mock dictate your actual draft. Because in this league, This Is All That Matters.

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:25

What is up, you clowns? We are with another episode of the Tea Adam Podcast. I am your host, the Marathon continues, and I am joined by my special friend Special Decisions. Welcome to season five, man. What's up?

SPEAKER_03 0:47

What's up, man? Happy to be back. Season five. A lot of great season fives.

SPEAKER_00 0:53

How did the intro go? Did the intro go okay? I can't, I can't I can never tell.

SPEAKER_03 0:58

It sounded good, but I I was being interrupted by the Zoom lady. This meeting is now being recorded. I don't know if you heard that. Did you not hear that?

SPEAKER_00 1:10

Uh I didn't hear that. So that's good. Hopefully the listeners don't hear that either.

SPEAKER_03 1:15

I don't think they would hear that, right? I mean, listen, you you know how to work the magic. A little too technical for me. A little bubbly bigger. Just throw it up. Well, we're in season five. Welcome in, man.

SPEAKER_00 1:27

I am so excited. I could not be more excited about this. I think you know it's one of the one of my favorite activities in the world to do this with you. So welcome in.

SPEAKER_03 1:37

It is a special time, and now we are close in proximity, not quite recording in a studio, just in the same house on different floors, just to paint the picture for everybody.

SPEAKER_00 1:54

So about a we didn't we didn't get to sleep together, though.

SPEAKER_03 1:58

We didn't this we didn't sleep in the same place I did sleep, I did I did sleep in the room with my wife, but we were next door. Very close. You and Nicole really went for it to recap last night. Charlie and Nicole got really drunk, so that was nice.

SPEAKER_00 2:13

Yeah, I don't even really fully remember booking all the stuff that we booked.

SPEAKER_03 2:19

Just got on blackout drunk and spent a lot of money, man. Yep, balling. Let's go. Not supposed to make important decisions when you're blackout drunk. But I could tell you were really drunk. It's hard. You are one of those people you don't slur. And there it's a it's a blessing and a curse. Because you could get it. And then sometimes, like, why was that guy talking all that weird stuff to us? Like, what was up with him? And they don't realize like he was black eye drunk. With me, you can always tell. When is that a gift?

SPEAKER_00 2:54

When is that a gift?

SPEAKER_03 2:55

When is that a gift? I don't know when that is a gift. No, it's not. I mean, sometimes it is. Like you can see, I guess with the police.

SPEAKER_00 3:03

Maybe with the police.

SPEAKER_03 3:05

Uh yeah. I don't know if you have many gifts that benefit you with the police. Not sure.

SPEAKER_00 3:14

But I think I I think I see what you're getting at with that. I think I see what you're getting at.

SPEAKER_03 3:20

Well, we don't have to be vague on this podcast. We can be honest with you know with each other, right? We don't have to be down the bush. We've been doing this for five seasons. I don't really tell people that I have a podcast because it's it's like people are like, What? But it's it's a it's a proud accomplishment. If it were to come up, I would like people to know five seasons, like 40 something episodes. Now you you you got lazy, like you don't even say the episode number. You gotta get back to well.

SPEAKER_00 3:49

This is episode. I can pull it up for you. Episode. There's some um some story times in here, right?

SPEAKER_03 3:59

But I that I thought that's how you got another feed, you know. That's a whole different trying to go global. This is just like a nice, we have a nice little pocket, like a small little niche. You and Fish are doing really big things. It's a global thing.

SPEAKER_00 4:16

This is episode 47 of This is All That Matters podcaster.

SPEAKER_03 4:21

We're gonna do a we should do a big one for should we do live episode 50? Maybe see if we can get a crowd.

SPEAKER_00 4:27

Yeah, a crowd of eight.

SPEAKER_03 4:29

Our people don't know. People don't know you crowd. That's well, there's one way. It's hard. We can barely get eight people together for this. We do it one week in a year, but people don't know that we had hundreds of listeners.

SPEAKER_00 4:43

Well, I have to tell you, I'll give you some stats, man. We are up to 2,073 downloads all time. Is that is that ball the pocket? That's that's all-time downloads. So um 46 episodes, 2,073 downloads, and then our highest um our highest listened episode is episode 45, which has 200 downloads.

SPEAKER_03 5:18

Closing episode last year. I had to re-listen. I was like, why does this have 200 downloads? And you know, it's pretty standard. I mean, I guess we like really went a little bit more in depth on the recap. Well, are you ready for this? I don't know, podcast predictor. It just pops up in a feed, and someone like in Singapore listens to it. Like, I really don't understand.

SPEAKER_00 5:42

Shout out to us, drop us an email, man. If you're some weird, you know, person, yeah, let us know. You know, like it, subscribe. What I'd like to know is who listens to us on the Amazon Echo. That's what I'd like to know.

SPEAKER_03 5:54

I think that's Sean. I think that that's Sean, I'm pretty sure, because Sean sometimes he's like, Die comes out, she's like, What are you listening to? So there you go. You got a big house, you know. You gotta you gotta make sure you can hear it in different places. Heavy as the head. I excuse me, I just put the airpods in airpods, and I move around and I can hear it wherever.

SPEAKER_00 6:17

Well, you definitely don't stand still, that's for sure. There's no sitting still in Europe.

SPEAKER_03 6:21

I've already I already tried to do this standing still. I don't know how people can like just do a podcast, they sit, you watch these people. Also, why is like filmed podcasts such a thing? Like, you go on Netflix and they're like constantly trying to get me to watch Bill Simmons talk to Ryan Russillo. Like, why would I do that? He's just listening to it. What do I do?

SPEAKER_00 6:44

Compete with YouTube. That's why they're doing that.

SPEAKER_03 6:47

I don't think it's gonna work out. I'm just saying I think credit good for Bill. Bill got paid again. I don't like the pot the watching podcast thing. Is it just like people put it on? Like you just want to put it on, like you're hanging out at home and you're making dinner and you put it on and you'd like to see them from afar. Is it just like that? I don't understand.

SPEAKER_00 7:08

What's the difference between that and a talk show? People watch a talk show, old people, but people do exposing.

SPEAKER_03 7:14

I guess it just evolved, and it's like you might as well be looking at them and really feeling like they're in your house. Maybe we should film this. But we filmed this. I just move around. You gotta get a you really have to have an advanced camera. Well, that would be some.

SPEAKER_01 7:33

Like the tribute show.

SPEAKER_00 7:36

I don't know, people. I don't know. I'm not sure you'd be entertaining enough. I don't, I don't think you I don't think it's pleasant to watch. Me and your kids were following you around like you were doing your your sunlight routine. Everybody, Mikey has a sunlight routine in the morning. He came down and he announced that he needs to go out and get sun for five minutes. He opened the door and went outside, and me and Lola and Sam watched him do these weird stretches and go back and forth. You did that, you do the crouching one, and then you stretch your legs too.

SPEAKER_03 8:07

Yeah, well, so a well-known, he's a kind of a pop neuroscientist, Andrew Huberman, talks about the benefit to your rhythms of getting sunlight in your eyes in early morning. And you know, like you you'd be surprised. I tell most people I tell this, they're like, Who's Huberman? Like, what what? But like one in five people is like word. I do that. Everybody and the people who do it like it because forget even if it works or not, like for your rhythms, it's just actually nice to go outside. But I did it all, I do this thing all winter long. When there's snow surrounding my house, which you don't have anything, you don't know anything about snow surrounding my house so high that you can't step. I just step right outside and on the little steps in my backyard. I stand in the freezing and I look at the sun. That's what I do. But in in at this time of year, it's it's quite nice.

SPEAKER_00 9:03

I do a little bit to look directly at the sun, bro.

SPEAKER_03 9:06

You don't look directly at the sun, you get sun in your eyes. You don't look directly at the sun, you get sun in your eyes.

SPEAKER_00 9:11

And people who know you were in the get down their eyes.

SPEAKER_03 9:14

All right, sunny get some little get a little sun in your eyes, and people who know you know, and the other thing that he advises, which I've actually kind of naturally always done, you don't need coffee immediately. You should wait 90 to 120 minutes. Most people don't do that. They like, and it's better to wake up naturally, get your natural rhythms going, and then you can have some coffee, which I do.

SPEAKER_00 9:35

I started drinking Celsius instead of coffee sometimes in the morning. I don't know what that is. I don't know, I'm not familiar with that. Shout out to Celsius and shout out to each and every one of the things. What is it?

SPEAKER_03 9:48

You gotta tell us what it is, dude. You gotta tell us what it is.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

Oh, it's uh it's like an it's a it's an energy drink. It's supposed to help you with your metabolism and there's a little caffeine in it, and it's you know, it's a little pick-me-up. Some people drink it right before a workout.

SPEAKER_03 10:04

Oh, yeah, all right.

SPEAKER_00 10:05

So a little bit different than coffee, but still it's most I really don't like the aftertaste of the coffee just chilling in my mouth. I hate it. Pause. Yeah, I know I get that.

SPEAKER_03 10:14

Yeah, and it does dehydrate you, I think. You really have to uh you just gotta drink a lot of water. I have trouble when I'm going to exercise. And then you have to pee.

SPEAKER_00 10:24

Then you gotta pee.

SPEAKER_03 10:25

Yeah, it's a well this is so what? Life's hard. Like my wife's like, I can't do that. I'm gonna have to pee. It's like, so pee or don't pee. We'll hold it in, you know. Life goes out.

SPEAKER_00 10:36

Don't pee.

SPEAKER_03 10:40

She's like, Oh, I can't. Uh it's like, my wife can't hold MP for like eight minutes. Like, dude, I will hold MP for three hours. I'm not gonna scream.

SPEAKER_00 10:49

Is that a is that a wife thing? Lau Laura immediately, as soon as the car door closes, she's gotta go pee.

SPEAKER_02 10:55

As soon as the door closes, like, so worse, like, I can't drink that down because we're driving for 45 minutes, and I might have to drive.

SPEAKER_00 11:01

I'd have to pee.

SPEAKER_02 11:02

Damn, imagine that. Imagine how hard that could be for you. You have to hold in your paper.

SPEAKER_00 11:10

You know, there's a little bit more trauma for the ladies with peeing. It's not as easy for as it is for us. We can just pee wherever.

SPEAKER_03 11:17

That is true. You know, that's a fact. It's one of the many ways in which it is harder to be a woman, and that's a fact. And I don't take it for granted. But that's the draft today, huh?

SPEAKER_00 11:31

Top ten things uh why it's harder to be a woman. Could you do that right now? How many can you go?

SPEAKER_03 11:38

I mean, there are a lot. Menstruation. Menstruation.

SPEAKER_04 11:42

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 11:45

Is this also the year? This is not what the people can. The people in Singapore who just want to get some fantasy takes, they do not want this.

SPEAKER_00 11:54

Let's give them some fantasy takes, bro, and let's first give them some insight into how the 2026 T Adam draft will go. We have an order. Our order is out there, it was set in stone. We have first Mike Handel, second, Sam, then we go Josh, Sean, Brian, Chris, Charlie, Fish, Mikey, and then the champ, Ben. So, sir, yeah. With all the knowledge that you're gonna run through this, we're gonna run through this.

SPEAKER_03 12:25

I think we got this. Hit us. All right, how it goes. I'm gonna say, all right, handel, we know handel kept two QBs. He's got one RB. It's a very clear-cut RB above the rest. Jonathan Taylor's out there. He's a top seven or eight pick and redraft. Mike's taking him. He's clicking that. That's an easy one. Sam coming in with two QBs and one RB is gonna take C D that just a bit above the others.

SPEAKER_00 12:51

I think that that's a clear run out for this draft. We could be wrong, but that feels like a very, you know, easily um predictable run-out for this draft.

SPEAKER_03 13:06

I think it gets a little trickier after that. We know Sean's coming in with one QB, one wide receiver, and one tight end. Well, we got we got Josh next, so I have I thought Sean's next.

SPEAKER_01 13:28

You know, you're the commissioner.

SPEAKER_00 13:29

Yeah, well, what did I put in the this is what a you put it in the chat, bro? Yeah, I put it in. Josh is next.

SPEAKER_03 13:38

I thought whatever. Josh is next. Alright, I don't care. Josh.

SPEAKER_00 13:44

I don't care.

SPEAKER_03 13:46

Gotta go redo my whole mock. No, uh Josh. Uh all right. Josh is the tricky one. We know that. We know Josh loves one, loves Derrick Henry. Josh two loves big white quarterbacks. Josh three has two running backs and one quarterback. So by need, you'd put him on a receiver such as AJ Brown. By historical context, players he loves Derrick Henry, but the type you'd put him on a Justin Herbert. I think we should go Justin Herbert. What do you think about that?

SPEAKER_00 14:23

I love this. I think this is clear. He's not, he's definitely not having a black mobile quarterback on his team. No way.

SPEAKER_01 14:32

Too much mobility, too much, you know, too much, you know, trouble with the law.

SPEAKER_00 14:39

Too much trouble with the law. Although last year he had Patrick Mahomes.

SPEAKER_03 14:42

Although I would not consider Patrick Mahomes We've had this conversation, we have which was a classic. You know, as we've discussed.

SPEAKER_00 14:51

Yeah, you know, go back and look at the old ones.

SPEAKER_03 14:54

Yeah, listen to the old take. This is a good take. It's a good conversation. Good discussion. Don't need to rehash it. So, Sean next. I think we like Kenneth Walker to Sean. Sean wants a medium-age running back. He doesn't want to go too old last year. He went too old. He doesn't want to go too young and take a big risk with Jeremiah Love. We like Sean on Kenneth Walker.

SPEAKER_04 15:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 15:17

Fifth, Brian. I think we know Brian coming in. No RBs. He's got a QB. He's got a receiver. He's got a tight end. He's going to go by the book. He's going to take Derrick Henry. Guy likes to have a real RB.

SPEAKER_00 15:30

That story about him during I think that Nick Saban told about his first year at Alabama was really funny, man. It was very exciting. I haven't seen it.

SPEAKER_03 15:40

I gotta go from normally I've seen the content online about the football content. This guy's funny, man.

SPEAKER_00 15:45

Yeah, you gotta find that one.

SPEAKER_03 15:47

Um put it in the show notes.

SPEAKER_00 15:49

Put it in the notes, baby. Uh we like Chris next. Chris, wow. First draft pick ever for Chris. A clear trend break in all of the Teatham data that I have up to this point. We have no idea which way this is gonna go. I don't know. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_03 16:06

And we know he's a bit of a wild card.

SPEAKER_00 16:08

Bit of a wild card in life in general.

SPEAKER_03 16:11

But you know, I think it doesn't mean that he plays a wild fantasy football game. He's got three RBs, be shocking for him to take a running back. I think quarterback or receiver, almost definitely. It's possible he'd go Trey McBride here, but I think we like him trying to round out the receiver room or at least start the receiver room in the right direction. AJ Brown, what do we think?

SPEAKER_00 16:35

AJB. I mean, I feel bad for him because it's not gonna turn out great, but oh come on.

SPEAKER_03 16:41

AJB's in not a great year, good year. A lot of touchdowns. So solid touchdowns. Take the over, take the over.

SPEAKER_00 16:51

Over on 10.

SPEAKER_03 16:52

I like AJB 80, 80. Let's say it like this 81, 11, 180, and 11. That's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 17:03

Shout out to Chris. Shout out to Chris. I think I'm gonna go with 250 as the over-under for how much money you take from him in this weekend. It could be beer pond, it could be something else. But I think the over-under is 250. What you got? Over or the under.

SPEAKER_03 17:19

Wow. I'm gonna take money from him in another it could be in who knows. What else?

SPEAKER_00 17:26

I mean, very you're gonna take some money from him for sure. 100%. I think I mean I think most likely the odds, the odds favorite says it's beer pong, but it could be something else.

SPEAKER_03 17:38

I mean, listen, Ben and and Chris are going in to me as the favorites in the beer pong brothers tournament. But conversation for another day. People in Singapore don't care about that.

SPEAKER_00 17:49

Oh, brother, where art thou? We can't wait. We don't do this for the people in Singapore, bro. We do it for the eight heads that listen to this.

SPEAKER_03 17:56

I mean, we can do the odds on that right now. Chris and Ben, to me, you know, so it's five people. I don't really know exactly how odd odds are made. Not a professional odds maker. I think Chris and Ben as the favorites, you know, you're not gonna put them at even money. I'd say that they'd be maybe two to one to win. But that's listen, two it's not like they're two to one to win in the NFL championship. There are 32 teams. There's five teams. Someone's gotta have pretty good odds. They're two to one. I'd say you and I are next. Ooh. Maybe a little bit, maybe a little bit lower. Two and a half to one.

SPEAKER_00 18:39

Two and a half to one.

SPEAKER_03 18:40

I think something like that. I like uh I it's a tricky one. I think Sam Green's a good beer pond player, and Sean is too. Yeah. Um, and I I've played them in back in the day, and they're hard to put Mike any lower than this, I think. They gotta be like more like I think you got four to one, which is still like listen, you got a decent chance. And I think maybe Brian and Mike, really close, I think similar. You know, they have it's interesting. Chemistry work in their favor or against them.

SPEAKER_00 19:20

Ooh, interesting.

SPEAKER_03 19:22

How do you feel about it? It depends on how it goes. I think four to one, even. I put them even with Sean and uh Sean and Sam. And then you have the in-laws. I think there's probably 75 to 1. What do you think? 100 to 1.

SPEAKER_00 19:47

Yeah, I think maybe something like that. I would be surprised if they would. You think if we did the tournament a hundred times, they would win one of them? I don't know, man. I'm not sure. Ouch.

SPEAKER_03 19:58

Yeah, so you're saying 100 to 1 is too generous.

SPEAKER_02 20:01

Uh well, we'll see.

SPEAKER_03 20:04

I think 100 to 1, somebody gets too drunk one time, somebody's doing some illicit substances. You know, you gotta get me too drunk, you gotta get maybe Chris gets too drunk. Yeah, I can play a beer pond when I'm pretty drunk, though.

SPEAKER_02 20:17

Yeah, you get good. Sometimes you get too drinked.

SPEAKER_03 20:20

Depends on the depends on the substance. You know, maybe Josh put some stuff on our drink. You know, there are ways. I like 7520. I think that's fair. You don't want to be too disrespectful. Nah, no, no, no. Because that's okay. That's enough. I'm up next. I'm up next, sir. You're up next. I think number seven, I like Jeremiah Love there.

SPEAKER_00 20:39

Okay, awesome. So I'll be taking Jeremiah Love.

SPEAKER_03 20:42

I think number eight is Fish. This is Fish is coming in. He even. He's got the QB, he's got the receiver, he's got the RB. He can do whatever he wants. I think Trey McBride, Nico Collins. I'm gonna put him on Nico there.

SPEAKER_00 21:06

Okay, we got Nico Collins with the seventh grade quarterback. Quarterback headed into middle school.

SPEAKER_01 21:14

Quarterback looks like he's got a walking as a bracket.

SPEAKER_00 21:20

Why are his legs big dog?

SPEAKER_03 21:24

It was it was not just the way he was dressed or just his haircut, it was the way he was moving. Why was he moving that way? It was like it was a true waddle. It was so unathletic and unappealing.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

It's like you want that's the guy who's the quarterback of an NFL team. Like, it doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_03 21:45

He got the invite to the white party when you're it's very exclusive. Yeah, Jared Goff was there.

SPEAKER_02 21:53

You mean the city party?

SPEAKER_03 21:55

No, the the Michael Rubin party. Oh. I was like, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:00

Oh, you're still celebrating.

SPEAKER_03 22:02

The Diddy White Party is long gone.

SPEAKER_00 22:05

Okay. Just making sure. It's the Michael Rubin party. All right. Shout out to Michael Rubin. Um Nico Collins. Over to you, sir. Who are you going to take?

SPEAKER_03 22:19

Uh I mean, I think in that case, I'm probably going to go ahead and take a look at it.

SPEAKER_00 22:25

Wait, hold on. You go ahead and you were you caught up in a in a work email? What happened to you there? You had one of those moments. You know those moments where there's a bit of a delay.

SPEAKER_03 22:34

Like you have you are having issues.

SPEAKER_00 22:38

No, no, no. I would equate it to like, you know, the rainbow wheel on your Mac. Like you, it's like it needs a second. Yeah, it's like the Windows, you know, the bonk, bonk, bonk. When you're doing something wrong on a Windows computer, that's what was just happening to you. Anyway, all right, so Train McGride to you.

SPEAKER_03 22:57

Train McBride to me. And then we got Ben. I like Ben on Dak and Olave. And we and he gets two because he's the end.

SPEAKER_00 23:13

Yep. All right.

SPEAKER_03 23:14

And then I think he's pretty. Like, I like Ben.

SPEAKER_00 23:17

Okay, here it goes. State it to you again. Handel takes Jonathan Taylor, then Sam takes CeeDee Lamb. Sam and CeeDee Lamb, baby. Josh and Justin Herbert, his dream comes true. Sean is going with Kenneth Walker. Brian takes big old uh big dick Derek. And then um Chris goes with AJB, which I don't know. I don't know. I think he's more of a wild card than that. This feels like two by the book for Chris, but um, then I'm taking Jeremiah Love, Nico to Fish, Trey McBride to Mikey, and then Ben will take uh Dak Prescott. Uh when I when you get when you're lucky enough to have this first round pick here, you gotta make sure that the second round pick will make you look better in the on the draft recap from Yahoo. You gotta make sure you order this.

SPEAKER_03 24:14

Can't worry about that. You cannot be out here worried about this. Come on. Come on.

SPEAKER_00 24:20

That's what we should do is go back and look and see how accurate they've been over the last year. Super important. All right, well, take your word for it. I don't like gallons. Don't worry about it. All right. And now, you know, you you my favorite time of the year, the good old Mikey Barham stay aways. Please, sir, will you break it down for us? Who are you not touching with a 10-foot pole this year?

SPEAKER_03 24:58

Well, then there are some that we're not touching, and there's some that are overvalued, right? We'll do a little bit of both. I think let's do we how do we feel about doing top 75? I'm looking at a top 75 right now.

SPEAKER_00 25:12

That's great.

SPEAKER_03 25:14

We get beyond that, you know. We know that those are the hit rates are low anyway. We can't start dissing people. We want to give a special shout out to, I believe he's going as tight end sixth, not necessarily in the top 75. A man by the name of Kyle Pitts. Special, special shout out to one of the favorites of this podcast. He got paid. He clearly never ever never ever liked football. And people still want to take him as tight end five or six, like he goes right, it's like Laporta, Tuckercraft, Kyle Pitts? Is that right? Is that what you understand? That's what I understand. I mean, because to me, that is totally, totally preposterous. And I know that he finished the year as quote unquote tight end two, but it's all the same. His stats were very similar to the tight end 10, but we know that things broke perfectly for him with Drake London's injury. We know he was useless before Drake London's injury, but I want to share something even more shocking. Because I did some research. Because I don't know if you know, but I have always talked about how the bucks are the only team Cop Pass ever does anything against. Right? Yeah. That's been an ongoing thing. You stated that clearly several times. And I did a little, I did a little extra research because I wanted to see if my speculation was true. I'm gonna give this to you right now. Are you ready for it? This is 2024 and 2025. Kyle Pitts against the Bucks, and Kyle Pitts against everybody else. Because I've made this point before. This is a unique take. You literally can't find this take anywhere else. I'm gonna give it to you right now. Versus the Bucks. Two seasons, four games, eight targets a game, seven and a quarter receptions a game, a hundred yards a game, a T D and a quarter per game, 1.25 TDs per game, half PPR points a game against the Bucks. 21 average against the Bucks. Four games. Everybody else, that's 30 games. Three and a half catches a game, 37 yards, 0.13 TDs, whatever that is. Half PPR points a game. 6.3.

SPEAKER_00 28:12

Oh my god. How about that?

SPEAKER_03 28:15

That's insane. That's something. Well, good thing the Bucks are in their division. I'm just saying. I'm just saying, no big deal. I'm not saying you're like, listen, you could draft him if you want, you could take him, but that is really lame. You should never do it. And he just got paid.

SPEAKER_00 28:33

He's you don't think Stefanski uh doesn't do anything there. What'd you say? You don't think Stefansky uh that's the right coach's name? Do I have the right coach's name?

SPEAKER_03 28:44

Oh yeah, no, Stefansky, people call him. No, Stefansky. I know I don't know. The no, no, I don't think Stefansky. I don't believe it is oh, he features the tight end line. When did he what last year he featured the tight end line?

SPEAKER_00 28:58

I just have a lot of confidence in his play calling ability and uh Okay, so he's gonna get the ball to the case.

SPEAKER_03 29:04

He's gonna get the ball to Bajan and uh Drake London. I I yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't see I don't see it at all. The guy has no dog in him, obviously. And now he got paid, and they shouldn't have paid him. Everyone's so concerned about all these other offenses. Like, I know they have Drake London and Bichan, but like from that perspective, these are two players who go really high, and it is not a great offensive ecosystem, otherwise. No, you got you got like these two weird lefties who are very injury prone. It's like let's get it, and like and like have these weird, but like fine. I guess like you have the exact same person, you have the doppelganger, you just slide him right in. But like what everyone hates Tua, like Tua couldn't produce the only person who had anything worthwhile was a chan. There was nobody, I mean, Waller, I guess, did a little bit last year. Like that was irrelevant, just fantasy irrelevance was a great play caller. We all agree. Mike McDaniel was trying to slow the game down so hard so it could just end when it started. Like, that's how he was playing it. He was trying to run like eight plays a game. What what why why do we have such high hopes for this team? I'm just saying, like, if you have a first pick and a 15th pick, I know Bajan is the man and he can produce no matter what, but I got some questions, I got some concerns. Nobody nobody wants to shout these concerns out.

SPEAKER_00 30:32

Uh well, they thank God you did it right here. You did it here, you heard it here first.

SPEAKER_03 30:36

Anyway, it was all to say Cal Pitts who's not even in the top 75 that I'm looking at right now, which who knows you know if this is even accurate. But anyway, shout out to him. Do not draft him. But when Brian takes him, I'm gonna look right at you and we'll exchange a smirk.

SPEAKER_00 30:52

We're gonna have a laugh.

SPEAKER_03 30:53

Yeah, but everybody, I mean, it's like it's like one of those picks, you know, like you have to say something when you make the pick.

unknown 31:01

Right.

SPEAKER_01 31:01

And he's probably grinding, don't say anything, Mikey. You already made enough jokes. Jokes are old, Mikey.

SPEAKER_00 31:11

This would be a really savvy league if he goes undrafted. He's savvy.

SPEAKER_03 31:16

I'm telling you, our league is I give, I actually do think our league is I give credit because I think a lot of these people will go lower. Um, you know, I'm not even gonna name some of the obvious ones that are in here. Like so here, I see Alec Pierce is still 74. I want to start with uh Jadarian Price.

SPEAKER_00 31:33

Listen, stay away.

SPEAKER_03 31:35

I get it. He was he was drafted by the Super Bowl champs. They want to run the ball. He's a guy who's was a career backup in college, though. And he's coming into a team that has already shown you exactly what they want to do, they want to split carries, they want to like literally prevent fantasy points, right? They split them up so hard, and they got a guy who is just a high-value touch eater waiting in the wings to come back. If you get one of those unique things where the rookie's doing well early, you still have to worry about that. But we know most of the time rooks take a minute, so he's taking a minute splitting touches with George Holani, and then you got Charbonnet coming back like this. The guy who goes in the top 70, you could drop this dude, right? It could just be like Kenneth Walker was a very high-paid free agent who won the Super Bowl MVP and was really borderline fantasy irrelevant last year. I obviously know. Trust me, I know. Yeah, it was no better day than the day I got rid of that dude of my fantasy team. No disrespect, seems like a nice guy, truly a running back, though. Real, a real running back, though. If you catch the RB, shout out to the RBs if you know. If you haven't seen an interview, I mean he really barely spoke. He seems like a nice guy. I'm not sure I would have paid him. If you know you know, I'm not sure I would have paid him. Yeah, exactly. Shout out to them, those are all right. Uh, I mean Marvin Harrison Jr. still goes in the top 75. I I don't I how many I don't want to do it all the time. I don't know what to say. It's sad, like this dude's about to gamble his way out of football. Like, he does not want to play. Nope. Move on. Can we move on?

SPEAKER_00 33:36

Yeah, that's what's the dad thing. It's like the Bronny, it's like the Bronny syndrome. It's like I mean, he's launched.

SPEAKER_03 33:44

It's weird. He was just so highly touted, but I think sometimes these dudes they're not like, and it doesn't listen. Pat Sertan is a fantastic player, that's true. Like, you could be a baller, you come from an NFL dad. Who knows? I think Marvin Harrison Sr. is probably really, really mean. Oh I think that's my take. Didn't he?

SPEAKER_00 34:04

He's just calling people out. Geez Louise. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 34:08

That's my sense. You never heard Marvin Craze over here.

SPEAKER_00 34:11

You think he's a bad dad? You just call him a bad dad? He's a bad father. I think he's mean. I mean, I think he you're really going in on this. I don't think Marvin is one of these people in Singapore. I really hope he's not.

SPEAKER_03 34:26

He wrote for you, though. That does not want to get in the mix. Like, it's like dad was too mean. Like some of these, you have a mean dad, sometimes you just be you could be mean and you could take it out on the field. Marvin Harrison, his maybe he was too nice. He has suppressed it, he has suppressed it all the way. So he had a fine time in college when he was just too good for everybody, but now he doesn't know how to handle it. It's like all that stuff is coming back. That's psychoanalysis for you, you know. Like I say, there are running backs who wish they were receivers, and there are receivers who wish they were dentists, and that's what Marvin Harrison is. No, no big deal. It's okay. Pursue our shout out to Freud.

SPEAKER_00 35:09

Shout out to Freud.

SPEAKER_03 35:10

Shout out to no, it's really shout out to Greg Odin, the original who wishes he was a dentist athlete. That's the original. Greg Odin's the best. That's what I say. You I took money from you on that. As soon as I saw that quote, he wishes he was a dentist. I bet you he'd never won a championship, and that was the easiest money ever made. Dang. Guy just wishes he was 5'11. He's like, Can't I just have been a 5'11 dentist?

SPEAKER_00 35:38

Is that what he said?

SPEAKER_03 35:40

No, he did say he wanted to be a dentist. He didn't say he wished he was 5'11. That would be weird. I would like to be 5'11.

SPEAKER_00 35:47

Anyway, shout out to you, shout out to all the short people out there.

SPEAKER_03 35:50

All right, you're a regular size. We yeah, no, I'm a little, it's it's all good, man. You know, you make up for it, you make up for it, you comment. It's part of your greatness, you know. You live with this. I shared this once. It was like you live life on hard mode. Fact, fact, and you bounce back. That's part of your greatness. It's part of your greatness story. Anyway, we gotta keep going. I got more. This one is too easy. Tell me why. In the top 50, people are taking Trevion Henderson. He is a backup running back, people. Yeah, this is a backup. What it might be nice if the stars are. I saw that first hand.

SPEAKER_00 36:31

Like he's not, they don't want him to be the they don't want him to be. Hello, I don't like him.

SPEAKER_03 36:35

Yeah, what what is there anybody on the phone?

SPEAKER_00 36:38

Hello, dude.

SPEAKER_03 36:41

Like, why would you tell? Oh, what's the upside? The upside, and it once you get to this point, and this is how I when I traded Kenneth Walker last year, I'm like, okay, he's just like half these other dudes, Tank Bigsby or whoever else. If he gets an injury, wow, it's exciting. Otherwise, you just got this dude who's worth not a he's not worth a damn thing playing a backup running.

SPEAKER_00 37:06

It's a detriment because you want to play him. You might even mess around and play him at first, and you'll get four. That's right.

SPEAKER_03 37:14

Saquon Barkley gets hurt, and you're like, Oh, I'm not gonna bid on Tank Bigsby. I have Tremian Henderson. Maybe say, maybe you should. Yep.

SPEAKER_00 37:23

Exactly right. Shout out to Trevion. Seems like also seems like a nice guy, sweet guy.

SPEAKER_03 37:30

Uh, we don't want to say anything. No, no need to psychoanalyze. Seems like a nice young man.

SPEAKER_00 37:36

Nice young man. I don't like when when the old white people on TV call athletes kids. I really don't like that. Oh, he's a nice kid. That really bothers me. Okay.

SPEAKER_03 37:48

I I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_00 37:50

I try to grow these people are these are grown men. Don't call him a kid.

SPEAKER_03 37:53

I try to show respect for most people, other than uh some of the RBs and the and the receivers. I cycle my loss. But ultimately, it's all in good fun. I would never I don't I I'm very anti-heckling. I don't think you should be allowed to heckle, period. I think you should get smacked in the face for that. I'm pro you really in the palace. I think you gotta go. A dude throws a beer at you, you gotta go smack that guy.

SPEAKER_02 38:20

Right.

SPEAKER_03 38:21

Punch him. Like you cannot just act anyway because you bought a ticket to get into a stadium, doesn't give you the right to yell weird obscenities at a person who's doing their job. It's like, oh, I would love to do it. I get paid. You don't know anything about it.

SPEAKER_00 38:36

Can you tell me about the time that Schwag if you can even tell me? Did you ever tell the story about Schwag punching you?

SPEAKER_01 38:44

Wow, really. Well, we're going out. Did you ever do that? I think this is I'm not a storyteller.

SPEAKER_03 38:49

This isn't time, bro. I just tell little quick anecdotes and then we move on. Schwag punched me in the face. Well, I I think he I think he might have hit me. I slapped him, knocked his hearing aid out. Shout out to Schwag, partially deaf. And then he started punching me in the head where on the porch. And somehow the police are right there, literally, like on our porch, and they maced him and someone else, my other roommate. And then the whole night became about like our friend Steve getting maced when he wasn't even doing anything. He has a South. He's like, I can't believe I got maced. Like the South Philly accent, and it's like all about that. And I was just shrugging my shoulders, like, fuck Schwag. I'm glad Schwag got this. Anyway.

SPEAKER_00 39:41

Shout out to Schwag, man.

SPEAKER_03 39:44

Still my friend, I because I don't hold any grudges, you know.

SPEAKER_00 39:47

No grudges.

SPEAKER_03 39:48

No grudges over here.

SPEAKER_00 39:49

Only against Kyle Pitts, dog. That's it. Only grudges.

SPEAKER_03 39:53

Marvin Harrison and Kyle Pitts. That's it. Too soft. It's always this simple. If you don't want the smoke, if you don't really like football, I don't want you on my fantasy team. It goes all the way back to Calvin Ridley, who never ever wanted it. And now the people who are like, who's people still told you to draft him last year? And what we said on this podcast, forget about fantasy, when they paid him, I think $90 million three years ago. We said, how are you gonna feel about that in two years? Yep. This is a bad franchise, but AJ Brown walked 90 million to him at 29, and everyone's like, nobody even said it was a bad deal.

SPEAKER_00 40:41

Crazy.

SPEAKER_03 40:42

You can't pay a running back, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 40:45

Oh, that was all that makes me really sad. You did you hear this guy, Harditz like pounding the drum for I can't even remember his name now. The guy that was on Denver that's now on the Browns, the receiver on the Browns. Jerry Judy. He's out here trying to get people to draft Jerry Judy. Still, today, this year. Go back and listen to some of that stuff. It's insane. No, he's not.

SPEAKER_03 41:11

This year, because people do that last year.

SPEAKER_00 41:13

He's out here talking about Jerry Judy.

SPEAKER_03 41:15

That's amazing. These people never learn their lesson, man. They never learn their lesson. Listen, it's like for you, Jerry Judy. You we would we would we might have a 40-round draft before Jerry Judy gets drafted. We can take the whole NFL.

SPEAKER_00 41:27

Take the whole thing, take a kicker by accident before I take Jerry Judy. You're out your mind. You're crazy. What? Jerry Judy, really? Crazy. I got where's all the volume gonna go? He's like, where's all the volume gonna go?

SPEAKER_03 41:41

I'm like, uh Wow, again, Todd Market. I mean, they got didn't they draft two rookies?

SPEAKER_00 41:46

They drafted two. The guy is in I I can't even begin to explain.

SPEAKER_03 41:51

Some of these people, man, I like them, they seem like nice. Yeah, but just not in the army, you guys just read the less that you get to do this when you don't know what you're talking about. Sometimes it's like people really do know what they're talking about, and sometimes it's like you don't like you don't know at all. And you just like and you're just out here playing best ball and like telling us something that like is irrelevant to people 90% of the people just trying to day by day win some fantasy leagues with their friends. I do not need to even hear that name one time. Let's talk about the things that matter. Yeah, how Lee. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. All right, where are we? Where were we? Where were we?

SPEAKER_04 42:33

Stay aways. Yep, easy.

SPEAKER_03 42:35

All right, all right. We're gonna we're gonna keep ramping up. I mean, some of these are predictable. Listen, I have a lot of respect and love for Travis H. Jr. That's his name. You know about all this.

SPEAKER_00 42:47

Yeah, I do.

SPEAKER_03 42:48

ETN is it's HN, though. You pronounce it H N.

SPEAKER_00 42:52

I'm I'm saying ETN so people know, so people understand.

SPEAKER_03 42:54

It's very odd that this just happened. He just changed his name to the name of another great running back. That's the weirdest part. No big deal. Whatever. Right. Listen, he's a good, I like him. I like the dude. He's a good player, he's a solid player, but he's just, you know, like this is not he's not on a Liam Cohen offense. And Alan Kamara is still there. And this is just this is this is a recipe for just failure. He's a top 40 pick. This is a dude you're barely gonna want to. Dead zone? It's a dead zone. Is it that's a true dead zone? It's like he's a good player, it's not even a bad signing for the team necessarily, but like Alan Kamara eating into that, he's not like that efficient of a player to begin with. The reason he was good last year, he's catching passes, he's scoring touchdowns, but he's not actually that efficient at either one of those things. And if it just doesn't play out the way he wants it to, that's it. No, he doesn't even really care. He already got paid. That's the other problem. That's it. That's a big problem. All right. I mean, some of these are just I can't. I can't constantly say the same people. I just want to make a note that like Tet McMillan goes in almost the exact same place as last year off a solid rookie season. Last year everyone called him a league winner. The situation is almost identical. And now everybody tells you not to draft him. So what happened? I don't know. I'm not sure. It seems like it's not that good of a situation. And he, as as you know how I feel, doesn't like football enough for me.

SPEAKER_00 44:31

Yeah, no, he's on that list. You had but you had him. I like him. I think he's a good player. I think he's a good player, but I don't think the environment's good enough. I worry about that going really wrong. So sideways, sour. And you know, a lot of that production was was concentrated, you know, in a couple of weeks, I think. He had some some big games. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then otherwise where he ended up was like, you know, higher than that's right.

SPEAKER_03 44:57

And the guy next to him, the young guy next to him, uh just got paid. Did he pay Coker? Coker got paid. Yeah, yeah. How much money?

SPEAKER_00 45:10

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 45:11

Shout out to the shout out to the Coke heads. But I had no idea. But either way, I mean he did just get paid, and he like kind of took his lunch.

SPEAKER_00 45:20

Yeah, signed a three-year $35 million contract.

SPEAKER_03 45:23

Wow, good for him. Good for him, man. We like Jalen Coker. Getting them checks, dog. Get them checks. More than 10 million a year, man.

SPEAKER_00 45:33

Let's get into some of these exciting ones, man. Enough with this Jalen Coker talk. Give me some takes, man. Come on. All right.

SPEAKER_03 45:38

I got a couple. Well, listen. We gotta go all the way up. You want me to go up?

SPEAKER_00 45:46

Yes, man. Give me the good stuff.

SPEAKER_03 45:48

Up to the top. Because we do the, you know, kind of the normal, the receiver. We all know the running backs are boring. I'll say, I'll do it real quick. I'll do real quick on a couple. Brees Hall, tell me. Everyone wants to tell me the Jets situation is better. How's that? What's that? Geno Smith. The coach is a complete moron. The coach brought in a worse OC than they had last year. Frank Reich is a dinosaur who's eight to ten years past his prime. I don't know if you've seen some of the drills they are running in Jets camp, but I will send them to you because it's absurd. So the ecosystem seems almost identical. Maybe their offensive line is a little better. They wanted to share the ball. The coach wanted to share the ball with Braylon Allen, who got hurt early in the season. So he had the pure, pure run out. He still was like what? A middling RB2? And now Braylon Allen's back. Why does he go? Why does he go at the same place? I don't understand. What is what and they stuck. They have no idea what to do. Say no. Just say no. That's it. Just say no. On my list, you could take him number 80. Like you could take, okay. I mean, I appreciate that he was a really talented player. I think sometimes this is a real thing that all fantasy analysts especially have trouble with. They take this big picture of you. Brees Hall was a super talented player. That's a long time ago now. He has not been that good for years. He just got paid. I think he has demonstrated that he does not like football or care about being great of others. And I will tell you for sure he's a running back. For sure. Oh yeah. Heavy. Don't distract. Shout out to y'all. Okay, do whatever you want, but just so you know. I'm not saying that's a problem for your for your fantasy status, but I am saying he doesn't like football that much. That's fair. That's a problem. So we got brief. That's top 30. We could go a little higher. I think uh, you know, I think I mentioned a little of this to you offline, but Neil Collins is a good player. I think like people like Matt Harmon really like him and like want him to be, and they're like, who could be a top three receiver? And they say all he has to do is stay healthy, blah, blah, blah. And the targets per route run. And sometimes like targets per route run or yards per route run. These are really nice statistics from a predictive standpoint. You don't need to have predictive statistics because your man has five seasons in the NFL. He just had a season that he played most of, and he had 70 catches and 1100 yards. Want wah, whatever. Like he goes above. I says here, he goes above Devon Achan. Achan had a hundred half PPR fantasy points on this guy last year. 100 more.

SPEAKER_04 48:51

100 more.

SPEAKER_03 48:52

100 more fantasy points. 290 to 190. He 70s for 1100 and like whatever seven. That's fine. He's a good player. Could he be better than that? Yes. Has he ever had 1,300 yards in a season? No. He is five years into his career. Does he play for an offense that is exciting? No. Does he play for a team that is going to be playing from behind and needs to throw? No. He plays for a team that wants to run the ball and is a very good team and is going to run the ball and win close games and win with defense. And does he have target competition more than he did last year? Because Tank Dale's coming back. And two good rookies who people like. Jalen Knows, shout out, I like, are one have an additional year of experience. So to me, there are a lot of reasons why it could be just the same or worse. And what are the reasons why it could be better? Because he has a nice target per out run. Who cares? What about the stats? What about the stats that count? Get fans for points and targets.

SPEAKER_00 49:53

Shout out to Tank Dell, man. I I don't know how he becomes I know you're considering him in terms of car target competition, but somebody who's had two horrific injuries like that. I'm not sure what what we're gonna like. I think I'm proud of him to make it all the way back and to be out there on the field, but your head is too messed up after that. Like you're gonna be able to do it. I mean he was the man.

SPEAKER_03 50:16

There's no way he was awesome. He was also very, very good. There's no way. And and and in those days, you could have taken Tank Dell over Nico. And listen, it's not even just Trek Nico Collins, a good player. It's like he is a good player.

SPEAKER_00 50:29

If he were in a different situation, it's one of those times where the environment shouldn't it should the environment just not that doesn't support that.

SPEAKER_03 50:36

I understand he's the he's a clear cut one on his team. I'm taking T Higgins over this dude every time. I want to have some fun. I don't want to have five for 75.

SPEAKER_00 50:46

All right, you want to have to score some three touchdown gains. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 50:50

I want to, I want to, I want to get into a shootout. There's this team is never gonna get into a shootout. Okay. Last one, we'll go up to the top. He's not even available in our league. I don't want to do anything with Amarian Hampton, who potentially goes too high. I already spent a lot of time on that last year. He's obviously being kept in our league. I think you could say the same about Saquon, who's like, oh, like it's just people want it to happen again. He might be in a timeshare. Their offense isn't the same. I get it a little bit. Omarion Hampton, I get it because the environment is cool. I think there's a good amount of risk for timeshare stuff. But I won't I won't say that's a hardcore stay away. But I one of the best players in fantasy football is Justin Jefferson, and I just I don't see I don't see I sometimes it's like we get lost in what the player has been over the course of his career. He's been awesome, but he was really, really bad. Like he was bad. He probably had like he was probably like wide receiver 30 something last year, and he played the whole year, and he seemed okay with it, and they got a guy who has never really supported an elite receiver as the most likely QB.

SPEAKER_00 52:10

And he can't even he can't even like knock JJ McCarthy out.

SPEAKER_03 52:16

And he hasn't even definitively knocked JJ McCarthy out. If it's JJ McCarthy, forget it. If you knew it was JJ McCarthy, Justin Jefferson would be a third or fourth round pick, and that would be gross. But we don't know that it would be, it could be.

SPEAKER_00 52:30

But he's one of these guys that goes too high. He just goes too high, it's just way too high of a value.

SPEAKER_03 52:37

He should not be sniffing Amon Ross. St. Brown's Tushy. He shouldn't even be near that. He shouldn't be going ahead of Drake London. He shouldn't be going ahead of HN. He shouldn't be going ahead of Kenneth Walker, Derrick Henry. Come on. Derrick Henry should go above this guy every time. Why? It's the same, it's like it's the same setup for Derrick Henry. He's a little bit older. I appreciate the guys in his prime, but it uh I do not sometimes people just they they dismiss last year's stats. It's like the fantasy community has become sharper, but then they dismiss last year's stats too much. So I mean, Sean had to keep him in our league. I understand that he could trade him soon. Maybe you should do that. But uh Justin Jefferson, two rounds too high. He should be going in real life third, fourth round pick, in my opinion. There are a lot of guys who are more exciting on more exciting offenses. Like, you Kyler Murray stopped playing last year, and then Michael Wilson became the best wide receiver in fantasy football, and Trey McBride set tight end records right when Kyler Murray left. And now Kyler Murray's here, and that's you're excited about that? Tell me why. The coach?

SPEAKER_00 53:54

Uh because they just leave the names where they're at, they just leave them.

SPEAKER_03 53:58

Yeah, you know sometimes like he's like, why would he pop? He goes above CD Lamb. Sometimes, like, that's insane. George Pickett should go above this guy. Yeah, shout out to him. Shout out to you, man. Great job. I can't go any higher. That's like top 10.

SPEAKER_00 54:14

My my uh my take is all chargers don't mess with a charger this year. It's gonna um burning down in flames, in flames. It's gonna be a hot, hot disaster. There's gonna be firings, it's gonna be real bad. Did you see your boy playing with his fiance in the ground?

SPEAKER_02 54:37

I did see that, and that was pitiful.

SPEAKER_00 54:40

That was truly stay away, stay away from that. Stay away from someone's gonna help him.

SPEAKER_02 54:49

You can help me.

SPEAKER_00 54:49

Don't be the guy that drafts Quentin Jefferson or whatever his name is. Is that his name? Johnson this is a ridiculous thing. You're totally wrong. This is just for stay away, just for clicks. It's just racist. Stay away, bro. Nah, nah, because you just because you sweat the coach, it doesn't mean it's a really, it's a really he actually is a really special coach.

SPEAKER_03 55:11

And he has demonstrated. Listen, I won't that.

SPEAKER_00 55:15

I think it's because you would like to be he, if you were an NFL coach, you think he's the embodiment of you. That's like that's not it.

SPEAKER_03 55:25

You see your I'm not like that, I'm cooler than him, and I but you know, and I don't try as hard, I don't wear like Gucci sneakers, I'm not like that. I would be more like uh you know, you know, Kyle Shanahanish, I would hope.

SPEAKER_00 55:40

I mean Was he drunk when he got in that car accident or was he sober?

SPEAKER_03 55:44

No, he was he just he was looking at his phone. I think that's basically what happened. But uh oh, and I have a I have a point to make on that, but no, he's he's a great coach. I like all these guys, other than MLF Matt LaFour, who kicks field goals when he's down eight in NFC Championship game with two minutes left, which which I'll never forget him for. But everybody else, McVeigh, I mean I'm a McVeigh guy first, McVeigh and Shanahan, and Mike McDaniels is in to me in that boat, and he's created he's created fantasy monsters. You gotta give him a big thing.

SPEAKER_00 56:20

I think you uh deep throwed his balls. I think you'd like to deep throwing.

SPEAKER_03 56:23

He's created fantasy. Make it so vulgar. He's created fantasy monsters, and he's done it with lesser quarterbacks of lesser talent and physical ability, as have most of these, and this is Rick Shrebar's point. The Mick Shanahan, it's a shree, it's a free bar, excuse me, free bar uh term, like the McVeigh Shanahan tree.

SPEAKER_00 56:49

Nah, stop it, stop it.

SPEAKER_03 56:51

Let me finish, let me finish. Nobody's doing it. They've never had a QB of this with this physical talent. And I don't know that maybe Matt Stafford you could say is because McVeigh has that and it's obviously been great, but they and I don't think I think Herbert's overrated, Captain If Herbert, but I appreciate that he has a lot of physical talent.

SPEAKER_00 57:13

It's especially he couldn't hold Stafford's jock strap. He couldn't hold his jock strap, though.

SPEAKER_03 57:19

No, he could not. No, you're right. And he's and he's I don't like him as much as a lot of people, but he's like got a lot of physical tools. He throws a really nice ball. Stay away. That's my stay. Stay away with the thing. With a great coach that's never he's never had this kind of offensive environment. I think there's a lot. I think you're crazy. I think you're totally crazy. Stay away. You gotta at least consider this. Stay away. I'll tell you what, I got a number of chargers that I'm gonna be taking, and you don't even know who they are.

SPEAKER_00 57:53

I got to come this to the back end of your draft. I can't wait.

SPEAKER_03 57:57

I'm telling you, you got I got a charger coming in that you definitely never heard of.

SPEAKER_00 58:03

That's great. I'm looking forward to that. And I'm looking forward to seeing all of you wonderful people. This has been great, Mike. Great job by you. Thanks.

SPEAKER_03 58:12

Listen, I'm glad that we were able to pull the podcast in the same house on separate floors. No filming. One day we'll get there. When we get to episode, no, we keep it old school.

SPEAKER_00 58:23

We keep it old school, man. We gonna go to psychic.

SPEAKER_03 58:26

Listen, listen, put this in your put it in your ears, put it on your Amazon Echo, make your eggs, make your breakfast, go to work, listen to it. Sit around and watch us talk. It's not that great, man. Yeah, it's an audit auditory medium.

SPEAKER_00 58:44

Yeah, that's it, dog. Stay out of my stay out of my face. Shout out to us.

SPEAKER_03 58:48

You can get back. And you know, some of these people in Singapore don't even have Netflix access. Straight up, but they can get podcasts without having to pay.

SPEAKER_00 58:59

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 58:59

No pockets. This is free. We don't need Netflix.

SPEAKER_00 59:02

Talk it. Talk that smack, dog. Talk it.

SPEAKER_03 59:05

Yo, and we'll do next time we come back. We can do a draft recap, and we gotta I'm gonna do my the I'm gonna do and I'm gonna send these to my myself. You already know maybe one of my I I shared with you what my my true league winner, but I'm gonna send a handful of league winners and we can announce them. We'll see how many of them I got. Obviously, if I think they're league winners, I want them. But we can talk about that next pod and see who actually got them. Some people might have got them. Maybe I have to be a little bit careful if someone got them and I want them, and I don't want them to know I think they're a league winner, so I might have to omit some. But wait, last thing I want to say is the 49ers are completely fucked. Can we be honest? I love Kyle Shanahan. The dude started the season in the summer with a serious car accident and lingering concussion symptoms. Then their young, only young, healthy receiver is out for the year because of a brain-bury injury. The people who are healthy on this team are Mike Evans and CMC.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:12

And he got hurt the other day, too.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:13

He's and he's got hurt. His he's one step away. This hamstring is gone. This dude is like these people cannot run full speed. Like, that's what you forget. Like Devontae Adams, I saw Devontae Adams get hurt. He's running too fast. They should just make these people goal line specialists. Like, you don't need them running 30 yards. Like, that's too much for them. Like, just put them in inside the 10, and that'll be okay. But you cannot have these people run full speed. CMCM like ever's only healthy people. Like, this team is in trouble. This team is in big trouble, and they're gonna go up against the Seahawks and the Rams. Yikes. I I like the Cardinals to finish above above now.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:51

The Cardinals are gonna be a winless team. No wins.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:56

Too much talent, man. They had the best tight end in the league. They got one of the best receivers in the week, Michael Wilson. They got a nice young running back. They weren't that bad, man. They were not that bad last year. You forget, they were right up against some of the good teams. We got a new, we got the Michael the better LaFleur. We'll see. What if he's good? Mike LaFleur.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:19

Mike. Sit baby. Shout out to you. Great job. Welcome back. Excited for this season. We are we have locked into a schedule and then Mikey backed out of it. So shut your mouth.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:31

You back. You were traveling. I was ready to go on Wednesday night.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:37

No, we should be good. We're gonna get really funky with it this year. Be straight up delivering on time.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:44

Going every week, are we going weekly?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:46

Weekly, baby.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:47

We got and you know who's gonna keep listening, even though he's not in the league. So we got an extra listener. Down out! Mike Wells is downloading this. He's listening to a magic. Shout out to you. Shout out MKW. Shout out to Mike. Let's go. Shout out. Gotta get your rest, bro. All right. Get your rest. All right, brother.