The Boys Season 1: The Revenge of Robin

Colby, don't look at him, look at me. COLBY!! LOOK. AT. ME.

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SPEAKER_12 0:00

Well, um, you know, y we tend to write whatever is happening in the world um when we're writing it and um Mr.

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We are the boys, we are the boys Sit down, big small so fucking turned on right now.

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Ashley, don't look at him, look at me!

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Ashley!

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Look at me We started that room um not long after the events of January 6th.

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I tried to chip off and kick it. I'm 100% accountable.

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You're gonna go start raving like it did with firecracker. I got the head pop up.

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And you can't even get in the serious name. And um and so we just got really interested in in this this fucking you want that paint swap.

SPEAKER_15 1:04

No, not really. Uh it's getting pretty swampy down there. You're a monster, and I'm not letting you do this.

SPEAKER_17 1:16

Oh my god, to have us at each other's throats.

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It's more profitable and it keeps us from looking at where the the real power disparities are.

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Um our most loving father.

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From a vicious starlight loving thug. So unleash your inter Ashley today. First question. I'm Ashley Barrett, and I approve this message.

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I also know how this off. Hey, we're the boys. I did you a favor.

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I killed your girlfriend hot starlighting. The girl from Lettercany's kind of cute.

SPEAKER_07 2:11

She's alright.

SPEAKER_08 2:12

I mean, she's too looking for for uh Jack Quaid, uh Aaron Marietti's too looking for Jack Quaid, Claudia Du Monster looking for Jack Quaid. You know, at some point, suspension of disbelief goes so far. Yeah, sure. A show about superheroes is one thing, but a show where women see Jack Quaid as a sexually viable object. I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 2:30

Honestly, I thought the same thing I hated him for a while, but he's pretty funny. He's pretty funny. He's actually pretty funny.

SPEAKER_08 2:34

The guy's kinda charming. He's kinda cute, actually. In a world full of charmingless people, the guy's kinda cute. He's kind of he's kind of you know, he's kind of boyish, he's kinda sweet. Some might say boyish charm. Yeah, a little bit, you know. He's kind of like um a cute, boyish charming kind of guy. He's like Dennis Quaid, but cuter. Yeah, he's like Randy Quaid, but more trustworthy. Exactly. Yeah. He's kind of like Dennis Quaid with less machismo, but Randy Quaid with more, you know, common sense. Insanity. Exactly. Yeah.

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Perfect combination of Quaid, really.

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You're thinking, where's Meg Ryan coming into this? Not at all. Just the highest. Zero Meg Ryan, just a lot of Quaid. I don't know. I feel like the problem is there's so many reviews already talking about the boys, and the real issue is that everyone kind of wants their lines drawn in the sand. They want to know where you stand, and it seems like the only two options you have are like these weird sycophantic fans who are like crying at trailers and like finding everything to be beautiful and over the top, and they love the boys, and then everyone else is just like completely fucking far gone. I hate the boys, it's total slop. Well, what if what if you play the guy that hates it and I play the guy that's a sycophantic? Everything I say is bad you say it's good the whole time. Well, we uh watched the first five minutes thus far just to remind ourselves of the opening. I think it's terrible. I love it so much. I love it that's the problem. I love it too. What if we both the guy who loves it? Look how ugly Aaron. I hope she gets prettier during the rest of the show. I hope Starlight gets prettier as the show goes on because she's really ugly right here in the first episode. I like ugly Airmardi, actually, like a lot.

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Current day, you mean? Modern day ugly lips. Yeah, it does not. I didn't like it initially, but it's really growing up. I feel like Jimmy Garoppolo, I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We should gotta fucking close it right here and we can watch the episode.

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Um wee hue hui. He likes brown sugar.

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It's great. It's true. Robin was black as the night. Or is it Yu Wee Yui Ue? It's better than he's UI. Yeah. I don't know why A-Train though decided to turn around like say I gotta keep running. It's like you got away with the crime.

SPEAKER_07 4:43

Yeah, just keep running.

SPEAKER_08 4:45

Honestly, get this. Even in a world in which there was superheroes running around with super speed, uh, if my girlfriend s just became a pool of blood, I would have first thought about spinal attack, spontaneous combustion before I ever thought of oh, maybe A-Trains in the area and happen to run through her. So if he didn't turn around, he was scar-free. And this whole shit never happens. But as far as the opening, the opening, I guess, was kind of cool. They were like, alright, here's Queen Maeve, who's not even that important to the show. She's gonna walk out first, then Homelander shows up, even though he's the main character. Then we'll wiping the TV, Huey, kill his girlfriend, A-Train runs by. That's a pretty organic way to have every character involved. You know, you had A-Train, you had Maeve, you had Homelander, you had Huey. How are we gonna get uh how we gonna get Starlight involved? Hardcut, she's with Anne Kusak, she's in Anne Cusak's backyard, and she's just training.

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She's training for something. The fucking opening had so much of just everybody organically there, and she's like, okay, now we're with this girl.

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She goes to hard cut. For every single reaction, there is an opposite and equal reaction.

SPEAKER_07 5:40

Exactly. Yeah, it's actually really dumb A train stops and talks to him. It's like you said you are at the crime, dude. Yeah. Now you're just being an asshole gloating. I ran really fast, I killed your girlfriend. Look at me, look at me. I'm gonna run away now.

SPEAKER_08 5:51

Honestly, going into though the real problems, when I watched this the first time organically, years and years and years ago, you know, when I was just a doughy-eyed boy, I didn't realize my intense infatuation with Colby Minifee. That's true. So now I'm gonna watch this whole first season kind of like foaming at the mouth, waiting for a little bit more Ashley stuff to go on.

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I hated the first time I watched it. I know you didn't. You thought it was super cool. Remember you were always like how to make hawk eyes in one show. That's such a good point. I was foaming at the mouth. Yeah, Chase fucking foam the mouth at the D. Chase Crawford. What was that? What? What did you say? I said I liked the deep. No, what'd you say? I said I like Chase. What did you say though? I said I wish you'd go deep into me. Who? What'd you say? What? What'd you say? I said I wish you'd go deep into the deep. Who? Chase Crawford. What do you wish? You'd go deep into me. Who? Chase Crawford? I wish Chase Crawford go- I wish Chase Crawford would go deep into me!

SPEAKER_04 6:49

What the fuck?

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Good afternoon, everyone. I'm Ashley Barrett.

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I know. I'm still getting used to it too. Ashley!

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Your dick was so perfect and long and stanky. You played my butt like jazz. With poise and skill and willingness to improvise.

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Let's get to work.

SPEAKER_08 7:20

Uh, quite frankly, it's almost it's it's almost kind of strange how when you watch a show for a few years and you have your I guess not preconceived notions, just your notions conceived. And then you go back a step, you take a step back, you retrace your steps, you go back to season one, you watch the first episode of The Boys, and suddenly you realize suddenly the show has a lot more style than I ever remember. From cinematography to the actual needle drops to the choreography to the actual set design, the costume design, Annie's glowing. They're playing in the clash, they're playing Iggy Pop. I didn't know the song I didn't know the show I ever played music before. Neither did I. It looks better, it hangs green and blue. There's almost a storyline going on. There's almost a storyline going on. The only like negative thing in the first episode you watch is you don't even realize Homelander's there, but they do the big reveal at the end with Homelander for whatever reason when Madeline Sitwell decides to call not Madeline Sitwell, Madeline Is it Madeline Madeline Stilwell. Madeline Stilwell decides to call some, you know, piece of shit Baltimore bureaucrat. For whatever reason, just I guess to stay faced, not break K fame, and she says to him that, hey, don't worry, we're gonna do it for 230, even though I'm sending out whole internet to kill your plane and take away. Overall, though, I feel like the pilot was very fast-paced, and that could be because we had it on two times speed. Maybe that is true. Maybe because we've already seen it before, we kinda wanted to get through the schlock of a watch. Maybe we thought we should throw on two times speed, and maybe that was to the detriment of the viewing experience, but it felt fast-paced. It felt though that kinetic energy we mentioned earlier, kind of like it was chugging along. It was fast-paced, but everything kind of led into the next thing, which is something that I can tell you for those who have not watched the show, whoever is listening for some reason who has just never seen the show and is like choosing to do this weird experiment where they click on this video and say, I've never watched the boys, I'm interested in what the brothers are just has to say, so I guess I'll just watch each part and hit pause, pause, play, pause, pause, pause, play, pause, pause, pause, play. And I'm gonna watch each one of our reviews for each episode. But whatever feeling of like uh, you know, whatever goodwill that the first episode carried in favor, it's gonna lose soon. But for that for that first episode, right? It's kind of that that Jerry Seinfeld Cleo speech where he's talking about how, you know, yeah, sure, the thing you buy in the ad is never as good as the ad itself was, but you wanted to get it and you got it, and for that one moment it felt good. For the first episode of The Boys, it felt good. I liked it a lot, actually. Yeah, before Seth Rogan and uh Evan Goldberg got their hands on it, something felt right.

SPEAKER_07 9:58

I honestly memory until now, but I really enjoyed it this go-around. And but my only complaint though?

SPEAKER_08 10:03

No, my my big complaint was that routinely you can find me in Colby Minifee's DMs, like talking about how I'm gonna kill her family, how I'm gonna find her and everything else, right? All these terrible things. I'm just talking, you know, I'm like I've taken like numerous selfies where I'm like, you know, uh she's asleep in the bedroom, and I have my front-facing camera with like anywhere between like 40 to like 95 snaps of the two of us just laying in bed together while she's sound asleep, not knowing I'm in her apartment scurrying around. You realize single is now she knows. I think if she ever read the DMs, she would know. I'm talking I'm talking about again, I'm talking about like sacrifices, I'm talking about like ritualistic sacrifices to her and everything else. Uh yeah, first episode, my big takeaway, um, not enough actually. She looks cute, and I'll say this I think she looks, you know, cute as a button currently in the year 2026. Turns on 2019. I guess before she was corrupted by the fame that Hollywood brings, she had that youthful glow to her. I feel like they wasted it. Because all I saw was her kind of in the background of one shot on the TV, then stand behind A-Train. I I know Translucent doesn't make it further in the show, and he got to have like five or six funny lines. Where was my Ashley lines in the first episode? Yeah, not enough Ashley lines. Not enough Ashley lines. And I feel like that might be a takeaway for quite a while, because I know that I found her, you know, in your face, off the wall, sexy right from the get-go. But I actually don't remember in my head when she actually becomes an actual character who exists within the show. I don't think it's season one. I know there's that one part where she's like talking to Starlight at some point where she's like talking to her like on a director's chair, she's like, oh yeah, your life fucking sucks, but you know, man up. I don't remember her being in the show until she's become like the whole cross my balls and everything else.

SPEAKER_07 11:42

You know, I don't remember being in the show.

SPEAKER_08 11:43

I can't for the life of me picture Vic at all in this first season. She's on the first season.

SPEAKER_07 11:48

She's not in the first season at all?

SPEAKER_08 11:49

I don't think so. I think Vic's season two onward. That's crazy. I know Lamplighter's here, and I'm not really sure how I don't know his power. Is he just make fire? I think he just says it lights. I thought it was his brother, fucking Iceman. So you tell me he's Pyro? I think it's the same guy, isn't it? Iceman's in this? I think Iceman is also pyro on this. Who is Jimmy Olsen then? Is that Iceman? Or is Jimmy Olson or is Iceman the one who's the bug guy in the first small bill? Not the bug guy, the one who Clark switches powers with when he has the meteor rocking the thunder. That's Iceman? That's Sean? I think that's Sean. Who's Sean's brother? I know what's Sean and I'm.

SPEAKER_07 12:26

Steven. Joey? Andrew. Brad? Jennifer. Ashmore. Aaron? Yeah, it's Andrew and Aaron. No, Aaron Ashmore is not in this. Yeah, Sean. Sean Ash.

SPEAKER_08 12:43

Wait, Aaron's the one in Smallville?

SPEAKER_06 12:45

He plays Jimmy Olsen?

SPEAKER_08 12:47

Oh my god. Lamplighters. I don't even know if it was him in the first spot. This also felt weird too. It was weird. The first episode, I understand that pilots don't really have their voice yet, and how it's kind of almost like an entire separate thing from the actual series itself. How there's I'm not sure what the, you know, I'm not sure what the story was for this one, but you know, for all we know, Amazon wasn't even involved yet when they filmed the pilot.

SPEAKER_07 13:06

That's true.

SPEAKER_08 13:07

And it had like better camera movement, better cinematography. In the first episode, you could watch the first episode of the show, and you'll notice like it has this blue-green feel to it, almost to the point where you'd be watching and you would suspect that there was some Instagram page dedicated to like film stock, and they would have some post where it shows like a color palette swatch of like seven different colors from the boys and like what this represents and you know what the meaning is behind the color. And by the end of the show, again, I don't even know if this current show has color correction, let alone an actual style.

SPEAKER_07 13:36

Yeah, this episode looks really foreign compared to what the show becomes. It's not even remotely recognizable.

SPEAKER_08 13:41

The dialogue was different, the actors were different, the direction was different, the pacing was different, the cinematography was different, the music choices was different.

SPEAKER_07 13:47

There's also a whole story going on. There's more story in this first episode than the entirety of season four. Honestly, then the entirety of season two, three, and four put together. Exactly.

SPEAKER_08 13:56

It's a good first episode though, shockingly. I kind of went into it. I kind of went into thinking I was gonna hate it immediately just because I know where the show goes. But maybe, maybe the first season of the show is good. Maybe I'll get fully invested, get really behind it, and then kind of have a spiral as we watch each episode. I don't know. First episode overall, though, not bad. No, pretty solid. And the entire final like five-minute fight with Huey's now been recruited, I guess, by Butcher. Butchers, I'm not really a fed. Whoop the fucking do. Again, I I remembered all of it. For some reason in my head, it was all much, much, much worse than it actually was. I guess again, from watching just countless video essays for the last like four years about how this is the worst show ever produced. How Eric Kripke is, you know, a member of the synagogue of sheep. Um but taking that out of my mind, it's really watching the first episode, like even small things, like the way uh Billy, you know, Billy comes to save the day, he crashes the car through the front windshield and he hits Translucent. It's like the line from Mad Men when Roger says how 99 sense somebody thought of that. Somebody on this production crew, someone thought that what if we do an aerial shot of translucent just smacking him through shit, we don't actually see his body see the stuff randomly breaking. Yeah, it's pretty cool. That's phenomenal.

SPEAKER_07 15:03

Yeah, it really does.

SPEAKER_08 15:04

And then somebody else, probably Air Kripke, he was like, ooh, okay, that's great. And then what if Huey, right, when he actually does electric uh translucent, what if we do like a nice little a-line of his ass cheeks?

SPEAKER_07 15:14

That's the best part.

SPEAKER_08 15:15

What if we do a full ass cheek a line?

SPEAKER_07 15:17

The best part, honestly, is whoever thought of fucking having Billy get fucking psychotic and spit blood all over the guy. That's the best part of the fucking scene. That's fucking awesome. That was just Carl Urban.

SPEAKER_08 15:26

That was Carl Urban being Carl Urban. That was like something he tried doing in Judge Dread, and they're like, judges don't bleed. He's like, okay, okay. I'll save I'll save it for something else.

SPEAKER_07 15:33

That yeah, the whole sequence was honestly it's really solid. The first episode's actually pretty fucking solid.

SPEAKER_08 15:38

And it's gonna be downhill from here because it's not gonna get better, because now they're gonna add Frenchie, and then they're gonna add Kamiko, and they're gonna add like a character for a second. Yeah, it's almost it's like it's like kind of like how in the Sopranos, where it's like you think Tony's the boss in the first episode, and episode two comes around, you realize, oh no, no, no, Jackie's the boss. Now it's like, oh yeah, we thought Billy the Butcher was the boss. Now we're gonna know. Oh no, no, no. Mother's Milk is the boss.

SPEAKER_07 16:01

Yeah, this episode doesn't imply any of that. The way Billy comes in pretending be a fet, it seems like he's just a one-man show. No, no, no. He happens to get the biggest thing.

SPEAKER_08 16:07

He has this weird Israeli French guy who's like super flamboyant and kind of out there, and then this really obnoxious, like overbearing, uh, arrogant, condescending pretty much.

SPEAKER_07 16:21

I was gonna say, fucking, I don't think this show, based on this first episode, you don't need the rest of the crew, I don't think. Yeah. There's no need for Mosebill, there's no need for French.

SPEAKER_08 16:29

Do you what? Is there even necessary it could have just ended there and that's like that? That's the that that's the movie. Could have been the movie, yeah. You go back, you film that you added extra. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I like how whenever I just want to speak just now, you're like, you immediately know what I was saying, you just decided to say, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then my sentence I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something about sentence just became non sentence. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's great. Fucking and Simon Pegg is so obnoxious this entire time. Every five seconds, just watch Remington Steel with me, Huey. Huey, watch Remington Steel with me, Huey. That should have been all of his storyline thought the entire series. I watch a lot of cable TV, and I don't even recall Remington Steel ever being on any syndication that I've ever come across. So I'm not sure what they're watching in the middle of the day and where they're watching it where it's like a timed event.

SPEAKER_07 17:09

I'm barely even aware of what Remington Steel is, let alone having seen it. So yeah.

SPEAKER_08 17:13

And honestly, if you're gonna mention Remington Steel in the first episode, since you keep having where Huey has to wear his infinite Billy Joel t-shirts, have where he's always on the go watching fucking Remington Steel, having a huge fascination with Pierce Brosnan, and then you do that for four seasons, then you could have had Pierce Brosnan in the final season. He's like, holy shit. Yeah, that would have been really fucking cool. He could also be degenerate like everybody else in the show is. Well, that is the crooky way where everyone's a degenerate dirtbag. It is weird though. It is weird that Translucent didn't give it a few tugs.

SPEAKER_07 17:39

He's just incredibly confident in his package then, because I would have absolutely like when you when all those guys are doing like the uh shirtless scenes, you hear they worked out the entire night before, they didn't do it.

SPEAKER_08 17:46

They starve themselves, they haven't consumed carbs in a week, they haven't consumed water in two days, they didn't work out right beforehand. And he's not concerned all the time. And this guy's just slouching, bareass, scratching himself, flaccid, right? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's not a real cock, maybe it was maybe it's a prosthetic. No. You gotta be a real piece of shit to have a prosthetic cock that's an average prosthetic cock. All the Yui and Utter stuff was honestly kind of tops the entire episode to the point where me having seen more of the show, it makes me wonder what about the pilot that Amazon or somebody else look at it and say, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it's based off of a comic, but ignore that part of it. They should have just looked at the first episode, you know what? We don't need to inflate the cast by adding this whole mother's milk guy and this Frenchie guy, and honestly, even this Kamiko girl. Yeah. Because this whole them walking around New York City, not only was it film better, did it feel better, did like they were actually in the city, but they they didn't they didn't there's no need to I didn't think at any point in their exchange, all right. Well, it'd be good if there's a third guy here, or better yet, a fourth guy.

SPEAKER_07 18:41

No, and if I I like the like espionage, like mystery not the mysteries are on the phone. Yeah, it's almost like Remington Steel. Yeah, it's almost like Remington Steel. It's almost like Remingt's like an episode of Remington Steel. I like the whole vibe just to them being like not fed, fed guys trying to solve everything. They really don't need the rest of the cast at all. Because it's like Remington Steel this way. Yes, it's like Remington Steel this way.

SPEAKER_08 18:59

Which is also confusing why they decide to have him in it just to have him like for no real discernible reason put up an act where he's like, guys, come on, let's welcome in Starlight, even though everybody knows he's a monster. I know that the audience is supposed to think he's good. I think there was no reason to have him be so nice to Starlight the whole entire scene and her coming in, but guys, come on, let's not scare off the new girl. Kind of thought the Yui shaking A Train's hand with the blood on his face, that was a little cool. That was kind of Oh, that's actually really cool. I don't recall any other part of the show ever being that creative in the future. And it is lame though ending the show to passenger by Iggy Pop because they thought, well, this guy's in a plane like a passenger.

SPEAKER_07 19:34

Yeah, they should have just kept London calling.

SPEAKER_08 19:35

It's like the equivalent of saying the boys are back in town, and then you play the boys are back in town. That would be really cool, actually.

SPEAKER_16 19:40

Good afternoon, everyone. I'm Ashley Barrett.

SPEAKER_04 19:42

With the boys, Yui, Yui with the boys.

SPEAKER_00 19:57

I know. I'm still getting used to it too. Ashley!

SPEAKER_11 20:00

Your dick was so perfect and long and you played my butt like jazz. With poison, skill and willingness to improvise.

SPEAKER_14 20:09

Let's get to work.

SPEAKER_08 20:10

Episode two, now that we've uh met Frenchie, it turns out he's actually the only one in the cast who is entirely intelligible on two times speed. Yeah, I'm not catching anything he's saying. And him sounding like he has the shaft, the balls, and the pelvic bone in his mouth actually makes him far more enjoyable of a character. So it turns out for all the hatred we have for this French frog over here, it seems like as long as you just put him in two times speed, he's actually almost tolerable. And I'd I'd even say the part where he pulled out that shotgun and was like, hey, who's with the door? I was like, this guy's actually kind of cool.

SPEAKER_07 20:42

I forgot we were watching uh two times speed. I'm watching this thinking he's way more French, I remember him being.

SPEAKER_08 20:47

Way more than it's because it's sped up and then we can't hear a word he's saying. Yeah, I'm not getting any of it. Can't hear it, it just becomes like kind of drawn out noise. It's just constant, uh, uh and unlike the pilot, uh, this episode makes the most out of Anthony Starr, or I guess I should say Anthony Star.

SPEAKER_07 21:02

You know, my sister has this son named Anthony, and he hates it when I call him Anthony. Also, I just hate it for that my sister named him Anfrené.

SPEAKER_08 21:08

Alright. Anthony Star Homelander, his uh bottle blonde highlights, and his George Michael Bluth muscle suit. And the front flap is so expertly executed. It's like this Hugo Boss way of looking at things, which is the perfect style, the perfect crease, the perfect fold. That flap is honestly the coolest thing in the world.

SPEAKER_07 21:26

And I like how it looks like it's lazy, but it's so perfectly placed like that. It's kind of like is this cool gym or just laid back there with the hair? It looks so much cool that little bursts are right there. It's just they don't do that car all the time.

SPEAKER_08 21:40

Not to mention, is it me or does Anthony does Anthony Starr fill out the muscle suit better in season one than my memory says he does by season four?

SPEAKER_07 21:49

A hundred percent.

SPEAKER_08 21:52

I suppose that could be like the whole thing they went with in season four they introduced, like he's got great pubes and stuff, and they're like oh, he's aging. So maybe he's losing like, you know, muscle density. But it isn't like a muscle suit here. But now it does. Yeah, and now it does. But right now it does. But in 2019, seven years ago, that shit looked fucking like, dude, Anthony Star put on a lot of muscle for a band. Oh my God.

SPEAKER_07 22:16

It's like the whole deal.

SPEAKER_08 22:17

What was your favorite part I think of episode two? A translucent. 100 fucking percent. Uh that makes sense because I agree. Translucent turns out on a rewatch is actually one of the best actors in the entire show. I tell they shoot him on Jimmy Fallon, and then like 10 minutes later, Huey was like, I saw it on Jimmy Fallon.

SPEAKER_07 22:33

Yeah, I know. Wait, hold on, hold on. Was it actually 10 minutes later or was it 10 minutes we had it sped up? Uh right, fine.

SPEAKER_08 22:39

20 minutes later, Butcher was like, I never I don't watch Jimmy Fallon. I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_07 22:43

You have two minor complaints about him.

SPEAKER_08 22:45

That that Jimmy Fallon scene wasn't long enough. It wasn't long enough. Because in the day, you think of Jimmy Fallon. You're like, Jimmy Fallon is kind of the arbiter of who does in fact have the goods. Jimmy Fallon can see Moxie from a mile away. We see whatever Jimmy Fallon's dumb sidekicks. Whoever Jimmy Fallon's Annie Richter equivalent is, whatever that dumb guy with the glasses and the dark hair, the fat guy. I think it's Bandy Bicter. Andy Bicter? No, it's it's Rocky Richter. Oh, yeah, sorry, my mistake. I'm Andy's stunt double.

SPEAKER_07 23:10

Yeah, it should have just honestly just divulged into a whole Jimmy.

SPEAKER_08 23:12

Episode about translucent. That's why I think translucent's in two episodes. I don't think he's gonna be- I don't remember him episode three.

SPEAKER_07 23:17

I thought he died in episode five. I can't believe he's ended episode two. Apparently he's gone real quick. Oh, it was fantastic. But my complaints, despite what you thought, wasn't Jimmy Fallon related. I don't understand how when he pisses out, he's still invisible. Because when he was on Jimmy Fallon, he's waving his hands like, look, I can become invisible. Isn't that involving some kind of thought process going on? That's like me flexing in my sleep. No, it doesn't work.

SPEAKER_08 23:38

Uh maybe it's like uh Okay, see, think about this. Two different shapeshifters, right? We have this fat, pudgy, you know, muling rampalian wretch in this episode who thinks he's Elizabeth Shu walking a race, swaying his hips, right? What was that character's name? It was just like shapeshifter. What was his character's name? Fat fuck. Yeah, fatfuck. Dumb, fat, ugly fuck, right? Whatever he's doing in the year 2026, back then at least, maybe now he's, you know, Mr. P90X something iron here, repugnant. That guy, you know, in this show, it kind of seems like when he wants to be somebody else, he has to consciously do it, but in his human form, he's a disgusting pig. However, X-Men First Class, Jennifer Lawrence is going to be Jennifer Lawrence, but in her real estate, she's actually just default blue. Maybe translucent actually has to think to be translucent, he's just actually invisible most of the time.

SPEAKER_07 24:26

Okay, that's pretty interesting. Okay, so fine. You know what that has to do.

SPEAKER_08 24:28

Turns out I'm the biggest air creepy defender there ever was.

SPEAKER_07 24:32

I had two complaints, now it's just one complaint.

SPEAKER_08 24:34

Why didn't it say my favorite part yet?

SPEAKER_07 24:35

Well, I didn't finish my complaint.

SPEAKER_08 24:37

Yeah, why don't you take the floor? Sure.

SPEAKER_07 24:38

So you're right. So that first complaint, you're right. He has to obviously think to be visible. Sure. But my second complaint, though, is I thought all the soups have like super strength, so why is it when they throw him in the back of a trunk, he can't just break out of the fucking trunk? Um how is he just so broken down and just weak that he can't break out? It's also it's a little bullshit latch. What if transit? He got hit by a fucking car, but he can't break out of a trunk.

SPEAKER_08 25:02

Exactly. And this guy can't punch his way out of a fucking old mobile.

SPEAKER_07 25:05

He got hit by the fucking trunk and gets up two seconds later. He can't fucking punch out the fucking taillight.

SPEAKER_08 25:10

Uh maybe he is maybe he was like really constrained. He couldn't get like the full range of motion, you know? That's a good point.

SPEAKER_07 25:16

Other than that, though, those are my two complaints. Other than that, I think it's great.

SPEAKER_08 25:19

So you're asking what my favorite part of the episode was? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so my favorite part of the episode was actually um Ashley's pants. Such a good point. Yeah. I kind of felt like I was Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo and her crotch was Alfred Hitchcock. I was kind of this weird spinning, almost like a translucent effect where I was just like kind of spiraling in circles and circles. Almost like I was in a kaleidoscope staring so much. I think that was my favorite part of the episode. I think my least favorite part was probably the lack of how long that lasted. It was like a real uh blinking you miss it kind of thing.

SPEAKER_07 25:49

Honestly, going through this, we should probably have a fucking ashometer. Right. How much Ashley is actually in the episode to your liking.

SPEAKER_08 25:54

To my light. Well, that's never enough. So I think it'll be more so it's like you were sucking her fucking fucking cock. Episode one, Starlight uses her powers. Episode two, she's also using them. And going into episode three, I still don't know what they are and how they work, which is funny because you could think maybe episode three will explain it, but I've seen the first four seasons and I still have no idea how they operate. Maybe my hope is that season five finally explains what this girl can actually do. Because I still can't decide is she storm or is she more like electro? You know? Those are two very different power sets, and I have no clue which one she's actually operating at because it seems like at times she just kind of needs electricity around her and just make her eyes go yellow, but then she also won't do anything else, and there's like later moments in the show where she can kind of do this with electricity, but she can't do it the next second.

SPEAKER_07 26:42

I think she's more like that thing that Dumbledore has, the illuminator. Right. And if there's lights around her, she can do things. If there's no lights around her, she can't do anything. She just like makes things go dark.

SPEAKER_08 26:51

Because the deep got like, whoa, hey, hold on a second there, uh Blondie, let's calm down. And it's like all she did was again, like, maybe make the room shake.

SPEAKER_07 26:59

Yeah, she just made the lights flicker.

SPEAKER_08 27:01

And I understand that all he does is like, you know, fuck fish and whatnot, but he had some offhand remark like, well, listen, I can't know your powers are quite serious. It's like, but are they? We saw her punch a wall. That was kind of cool, I guess, when Anne Kusick was cheering her on.

SPEAKER_07 27:14

Yeah, but we saw Huey punch a wall also. That's true. Everybody can punch walls.

SPEAKER_08 27:17

Yeah, but he had blood on his knuckles. That's a good point. She didn't, she was fine. Yeah, you're right, you're right. She broke a big one. He was punching a mural, so she was punching straight up just a plain, you know, brick wall.

SPEAKER_07 27:26

That's a good point.

SPEAKER_08 27:29

Yeah, way, way, way, way different. We also had the part where Ashley confronts Starlight in the bathroom, that like sexy leopard print blazer. And I kind of felt like that same thing again where like, you know, suddenly this, you know, animal-inspired safari looking off made me feel like she was the predator ready to pounce, and I was just the you know, I was crossing my fingers that I was the prey. I was like, please attack me that way. And then they ruined it by Amelia as I was like in this nice, you know, um, erotic state of mind, suddenly a translucent cock is in my face as he's just like, oh, I'm naked in the girls' room.

SPEAKER_07 28:01

You know, speaking of that.

SPEAKER_08 28:03

How do they convince a guy who's in two episodes of a show to show his dick? I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 28:06

That's that's a really good thing.

SPEAKER_08 28:08

Listen, alright? We want to see her cock and balls, and he'd say, guys, you know what? I don't usually like showing that willy-nilly with my willy-willy, but considering I'm the main character of the show, I'd love to show you my cock and balls. This guy, whoever the hell he is, the best actor in the show, translucent, he just suddenly is dick and balls out to then get anally exploded.

SPEAKER_07 28:26

And he doesn't even care if he's like erect or not. He's just like, I'll look all things.

SPEAKER_08 28:30

I know. You think he not to mention, considering the way Ashley walked in, guns of blazing, and that leopard print fucking blazer.

SPEAKER_07 28:37

Who doesn't have an erection right there?

SPEAKER_08 28:38

She's fucking chewing out fucking Starlight one foot away from her. You know, that's you know what that means? If you're one foot away from chewing somebody out, it means you're one foot away from eating somebody somebody out. Okay. You think fucking translucent would have been uh ready to pay the pied piper? Also, as far as Huey, right? As far as him at the end of the episode deciding to uh analy explode translucent, even though I like translucent, yeah, I feel like he really failed at the whole like mending the fence between him and Yubi that he would have he should have done a little bit more like camaraderie brosmanship. Because me personally, I think he wasn't being forthcoming enough translucent, and maybe I'm too naive and I'm just not quite battle-tested enough in this whole realm of shoving explosives up people's asses and who has the detonator and who doesn't. But I feel like in that scenario, I would have been like a real fan of Huey. I probably would have, you know, gaslit him quite a bit, emotionally manipulated him, not been so cocky. I would have been like, hey man, no, you can actually get out of this thing. We can go together. I have to come with me. I would have like cut my arm around him, maybe put pants on.

SPEAKER_05 29:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 29:42

And I think I would have made sure Huey knows I like him, because realistically, I feel like if I was in that scenario and I was held captive by three, you know, strange-looking men of different, you know, uh clear, different geographical origins, I think the one American guy who seemed mild-mannered and sweet-hearted, I would have befriended him. If you attach that person, I would have had my stockholm syndrome kick in immediately. I would have been like all about Huey, and I would have said, Huey, we can gather this together, and I would have brought him out and not just, you know, not not just said, hey, let me go, and then confidently smirked and then walked away bare ass in balls and then gone and exploded. Because I feel like Huey, yeah, sure, is he a murderer now? Yes. But was that entirely justifiable with how quickly this translucent guy was discarding of him? I say no, because uh translucent is awesome. He was awesome, I agree. But again, why didn't he like talk? He didn't really do it. He just said, I'm out of here. And Huey killed him rightfully so.

SPEAKER_07 30:37

Well, I guess it was a little mess up how cocky he was about because it's like French he clearly knows what he's doing with this electronic stuff. It's like he could have gone back to his apartments.

SPEAKER_08 30:46

A small, you know, CC TV playing a turtle on the screen. So then he's like, Oh, I'll shove an explosive in this guy's ass.

SPEAKER_07 30:52

Yeah, because that's how turtles operate. But like Translucent could have gone back to his apartment and like they slip him pull the detonator. Like, he should be walking through one hit over his shoulder.

SPEAKER_08 31:00

So there's a range. I think Translucent thought it was three steps. Turns out it's a lot more than three steps. I don't know. I feel like Huey had every right to blow him up considering that Translucent didn't even give him like an actual Translucent was obviously gonna go turn him in immediately.

SPEAKER_07 31:10

Yeah, at least signed something for the guy.

SPEAKER_08 31:12

I don't think he was a translator, I think he was I think he was more of a um was he a translucent fan? Didn't Huey make a remark in that first episode about being a fan of somebody? Yeah, I don't remember who. I think A-Tran, which is what makes it sense.

SPEAKER_07 31:23

I don't know. Mary, fuck Kill. Uh fuck Huey. Fuck Frenchie. Wait, wait, you can't you can't do two fucks. Fuck Butcher.

SPEAKER_08 31:32

Okay, this guy just plays by the fuck Homelander, fuck the D, fuck Noir, fuck Translucent, fuck Lamplighter, uh, fuck PJ Byrne, the guy from Horror Bosses 2, who's offering blowjobs in the bathroom.

SPEAKER_07 31:45

My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.

SPEAKER_08 31:47

Esposito is uh the correct answer. Oh yeah. Jennifer Esposito is kind of a waste in this, isn't she? A huge waste. And I guess it's not fair because at this current time, if we hadn't watched the show before, we could think, alright, who's this sexy Latina baddie who's now gonna occupy a major role in the general story? She's not gonna get her head blown off right now. There's no way season two will open up where her head just suddenly explodes. No way at all. At the very least, not before Giselle Budicin comes over here and just fucking fills her up a little bit. Exactly. Here's a pop quiz. Name one other thing you've ever seen Jennifer Sposito in. Directly 2000. Can't do it. No one's ever done a little thing. No, I literally just did it. Just Taxi, just the boy. Spin City. Just name two. TV shows don't count, okay? Only movies.

SPEAKER_05 32:26

This is a TV show, though. Uh as well as. Jimmy Fallon.

SPEAKER_07 32:33

It's all connected. Um These are good bookends to each other. Episodes one and two. I like them a lot.

SPEAKER_08 32:45

I think the the best part is though that I'm kind of already getting sucked in again to this now where I'm thinking, you know what, I've been harsh on it. It's been a couple years since season four. I've just festered and thought that the show's not good, and I enjoyed the first two episodes, which means the fall-off should be incredible. When I finally get to the point where I actually like the show again and then begin to hate it and despise it, turns into the whole entire basically you can live long enough to you can you can either die a hero or live long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

SPEAKER_07 33:09

That's really the whole theme of the. Before we move on, I I would like to add one more thing. There's too many cocks and balls in this show so far. None enough boobs and nips. Almost almost no boobs and nips. Almost almost none.

SPEAKER_16 33:29

Good afternoon, everyone. I'm Ashley Barrett.

SPEAKER_04 33:32

The boys, Yui, Yui, with the boys.

SPEAKER_00 33:45

I know. I'm still getting used to it too. Ashley!

SPEAKER_11 33:48

Your dick was so perfect and long and stanky. You played my butt like jazz. With poison, skill and willingness to improvise.

SPEAKER_14 33:58

Let's get to work.

SPEAKER_08 33:59

So 254. Either the drinks are flowing or the boys is getting better. Episode 3, it's down, it's in the chamber. I personally think that as cute as Aramarati may be at times, she's egregiously misinformed. Vaught's officially sanctioned uh Starlight costume, right? It's actually way cooler than the initial, you know, Annie January from the Iowa story. It's actually way cooler. Might be the best costume I've ever seen. Not only is it way cooler, but it just really signifies how Starlight has almost no content, not even like a semester's worth of an understanding of what marketing is. Because everybody knows that for the last you know millennia, whenever toy companies want to market something, what happens? Suddenly Batman has a new suit. Suddenly Robin's wearing blue, and now it's time to buy the blue version of the toy where Robin now has a new gun and a new punchable right arm mechanic. He has some new cool feature where he has a you know an actual grappling gun that shoots with a rope attached to the hook.

SPEAKER_07 34:57

And you know what? Capes are so last season. You know how her cool new feature is?

SPEAKER_08 35:00

Yeah, not wearing pants.

SPEAKER_07 35:01

Exactly.

SPEAKER_08 35:02

Having a very low decolottage and uh high-waisted briefs.

SPEAKER_07 35:07

Uh not that it fucking be too perverted, but like, oh my god, is she looking at that new outfit? That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_08 35:12

I don't think they teach marketing in Iowa. They don't. Not Des Moines. Not in Des Moines. Yeah, no, for sure. Like, I don't get that. Does she not understand marketing? Like, is Starlight stupid? Is she dumb? She is a blonde. You think she's real blonde? Uh yes. Yes, I do. I don't. I feel like she's faking it actually. I think along with everything else she's faking in her life, I think she's also faking the blonde.

SPEAKER_07 35:33

Yeah, you're right. She doesn't think about all blonde.

SPEAKER_08 35:34

I was wrong. Episode three though, not too bad.

SPEAKER_07 35:37

Actually, really digging all this up.

SPEAKER_08 35:38

Kind of digging it, kinda feeling like a fool myself, because if you asked me three episodes ago, my thoughts on the boys, I was like eh, it's overrated. Your favorite part of the episode was? Uh Starlight Outfit. I think mine was that part where uh the the whole uh Bella and Charlie scene. Where Bella was like, Dad, I I just gotta get away. Like I I I you know, I gotta get out of here. I gotta I gotta get out of here like mom did. The whole part where Huey and Mr. Huey were talking about how he's like, I gotta get out of here, I'm packing a bag, Dad, I gotta go. That was pretty cool, actually. Yeah. The spot references I appreciate it. I can't wait for the end of the season when they go to the prom together and then Huey's wearing the uh I can't wait for season two when Huey's like just on his motorbike and he's just driving fast recklessly, and suddenly he's seeing visions of any January. She's like, Huey, stop. Stop doing this. You're hurting yourself.

SPEAKER_07 36:29

I can't wait. I can't wait till we get to season four. Right. And it's that massive battle sequence that occurs. And all of it's like, no, it starts.

SPEAKER_08 36:34

It's not even an actual exactly as an imagination. I can't wait for the baseball scene during the thunder stuff, because you know like they hit the baseball so hard they can only swing them during thunderstorms.

SPEAKER_07 36:43

What episode four or five? That's the next episode, isn't it?

SPEAKER_08 36:46

Yeah, I think so. Coming up.

SPEAKER_07 36:46

No, I think my honestly, this is gonna sound so cheesy and lame. I actually find it so endearing how Ewe and Annie are in the first season at least. That their whole little How they have real chemistry. They have so much chemistry, it's actually it's goosebump worthy. They're so good together the two of them.

SPEAKER_08 37:01

Not to mention that one part where they're talking about how he's like, um uh uh uh uh uh uh and then she says, Do you want my number? It's pretty, pretty endearing how she comes in so clutch for him just saying, Oh, you're a bumbling with foon who can't speak. You know what? I'll offer you my number.

SPEAKER_07 37:16

Well I like that scene for two points.

SPEAKER_08 37:18

The woman's point, right? What?

SPEAKER_07 37:19

Point number one, what a woman. I like it for three points. Right. Yeah, what a woman. Two, I like how he's trying to say just quit your job, because it seems like he's trying to just be nice and tell her, hey, you're better than this, but it's also it's like I'm gonna fuck this company over, I don't want to fuck you over it. It's so ulterior.

SPEAKER_08 37:33

And it's also how he's also like, hey, no, no, no, uh, throw away your financial gains, be subservient to me. Okay, I like to see for four reasons. Four reasons, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 37:42

I like it too, because it's like you so clearly forgot who Robin was, right? And you're only in the third episode of this show.

SPEAKER_08 37:46

You just said Robin and I said Robin? Yeah, from Batman and Robin. Sherboski? Fucking, yeah, you're right. Girl from Letter Kenny.

SPEAKER_07 37:55

I don't like I I think it's contrived that she walks into the street for no fucking reason. But also, I don't know why would she? A why would she? Because we only we don't even know what the establishment they're going to is. Yeah. So she's just walking the street just for shits and giggles because she's a fucking lunatic. But also, I don't buy that A train's running so fast she breaks and only her forearm down is still there. I think every I I don't think he would be able to hold on to it.

SPEAKER_08 38:14

I think I think we'd be like, Well realistically, as we harp on the scene from episode one. Uh guys, you played the noise twice. This is episode three. Yeah, this is important though. Back to episode one. No, I actually do agree with that. Because realistically, if he was holding on to her inertia, he gets yanked with her. Exactly.

SPEAKER_07 38:32

If he's holding on that tightly, he should went flying also. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 38:35

Also, could Huey be any more clingy? Yeah, really.

SPEAKER_07 38:37

Let go, dude.

SPEAKER_08 38:39

I guarantee every girl I've ever dated, alright. She gets fucking, you know, zoinked by a train as he runs on by. I'm not holding on to anything. I'm on to Annie January by Tuesday.

SPEAKER_07 38:48

Yeah, exactly. When it when she died, fucking Tuesday afternoon. Yeah, she died. Tuesday evening. It's Annie.

SPEAKER_08 38:54

It's that one whitest kid you know sketch. Remember the one where uh Trevor's talking to uh Zach in the park, and uh uh Zach walks up, he's in a like a tie, I think he's in a gray shirt with like a red tie, and he pulls up to Trevor and Trevor's in like more laxadaisical, and Trevor says, Um, oh my god, Zach Krieger, I remember you. Yeah, we were from high school together. And then Zach's like, Oh, yeah, Trevor Morton. Nice to see you, man. How's it going? He's like, Okay, what's going on with you, man? What's life been like? I don't know. Got a gallon of PCP. And then Trevor's like I don't know this skin at all.

SPEAKER_07 39:28

I hate to be an asshole.

SPEAKER_06 39:30

And they're talking back and forth. So then he's like, Oh, I got a gallon of it right here. A gallon? Wow, that's a lot. That's a that's a lot.

SPEAKER_08 39:36

Is that a lot? That's a lot that seems like a lot. And Zach's like, well, hey, I got it. That you do, that you do you do in fact have it. Wow, so where where are you coming from? Hey, are you still with are you still with Sally? He's like, uh no, uh Sally passed. Oh my gosh, when? Four years ago? No, like four p.m. She wait, you mean oh my god, you mean four you mean four p.m. to t today, like just just now. I was like, yeah, no. Yeah, it was for the actually just collateral for the gallon of PCP, actually. Yeah, that's the trajectory of Huey. That's how I would feel about Robin as well after Annie January. Honestly, that's how I'd feel about Robin after Anne Cusack, Mrs. Annie January.

SPEAKER_07 40:19

Yeah, A trade did him a favor.

SPEAKER_08 40:20

Yeah, and all those memes actually do make sense. They make complete sense. Yeah, Huey's a bitch, Huey should get over it. They say like, you know, you're with someone for a year, you need six months to get over them. So at this point, why is why is Huey season five even chasing after the bot anymore? Does he really care that much?

SPEAKER_07 40:36

It's a really obnoxious little front he's trying to put on.

SPEAKER_06 40:38

He's gonna go perform a lot. It's like, yeah, open your eyes. Do you see how fucking high? Yeah, your life's gotten better.

SPEAKER_07 40:48

You lived in your fucking dad's fucking guest room.

SPEAKER_08 40:50

You worked at a fucking like in two in in the in the late 20 teens, you worked in a fucking like VHS store. Exactly. You were selling DVRs to people? Like, what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_07 41:02

And now you're you're saving lives? First you were trying to blender. Are you saving your lives? Are A-Train, he should be fucking on his hands and knees. He's you on your fucking hands and knees thanking A-Train. A train did everything for him.

SPEAKER_06 41:14

Hughie should let A-Train play his ass like a jazz pianist, you know? With poise.

SPEAKER_07 41:20

And a willingness to improvise. Exactly. So you needed to make me feel insecure so I could rise from the ashes.

SPEAKER_08 41:29

That's why mom and dad got married, so that we could form this company together. Dude, five episodes to go. We're already far gone.

SPEAKER_07 41:41

Speaking of A-train, I think it's bullshit though, that A Train doesn't recognize Huey in the hallway of his fucking apartment. That's fucking absurd. Yeah. You just met this guy two days ago. Here's the part you're forgetting, right? A-Train? Yeah. He's wearing glasses. Oh my god, you're so ready. You're so right.

SPEAKER_08 42:02

How do you want to tell anyone apart from anybody? You know, he's he's Corey Harding, this bitch.

SPEAKER_07 42:04

Yeah, and plus all people all white people look exactly the same. Exactly. Especially this whole like A-Train.

SPEAKER_08 42:11

Speaking of, now I remember why I hate mother's milk. Because he fucking sucks.

SPEAKER_07 42:18

Yeah, although I think it's fucked that they recast this guy.

SPEAKER_08 42:20

Yeah, right, because he each season he looks entirely different. Each season's a new guy playing Mother's Milk.

SPEAKER_07 42:28

Yeah, but like here he's kind of stocky, right? Not like in a fat way, like this guy's got some muscle on him.

SPEAKER_08 42:33

Yeah, in a power in like a jackhammer kind of way.

SPEAKER_07 42:35

He's not talking outside of his fucking mouth. He's got fucking Fisher Stevens syndrome. He's talking outside his fucking mouth. Exactly. Alpacino's mother's milk.

SPEAKER_08 42:46

No, uh the he fucking sucks because the whole part where he has the audacity to say, this is about Becca, isn't it? It's always about Becca with you. Yeah. The love of my life got murdered, and uh one year later it's still it's still kind of, you know, it's still weighing on me a little bit. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_07 43:03

And what'd you say earlier? It takes six however long you're with someone takes half their time. So he it's a year later, it's like they were together for what, three or four years? He's still got plenty of time to fucking be harped on this.

SPEAKER_08 43:13

Not to mention, have you guys seen how Shinatale Man's anything looks? You guys watch seasons six, seven. Did you guys watch seasons seven, eight, and nine of one trio? I did. You guys don't know who Quinn James is? You know, I remember when Clay had some dumb kid named Logan because of Wolverine who was like an figment of his imagination, but also real. I also liked how it was super uh very Remington steel, the way that Yui was just hacking into the Hottie's computer. Yeah, he was all over A Train's little spinner, talking about how Pop Claw is just feeling herself and whatnot. That chick is so odd, it's crazy. I like Starlight a lot, obviously. But like That's funny. So you're gonna whore yourself out for every girl on the show. I'm just gonna ride it on Ashley here.

SPEAKER_07 43:53

No, no, no. I'm whore myself out for for Starlight. This is just a plot point. Okay. A train already works for the seven, he can be like, yo, Guys, I got hot girl. She can be hot girl. We have Queen Maeve, we got Homelander, we got the D. We got hot girl.

SPEAKER_08 44:06

That makes sense because her power of actually like having claws come out of the city.

SPEAKER_07 44:11

What the hell is that?

SPEAKER_08 44:12

Yeah, that's not very cool.

SPEAKER_07 44:13

She can pop heads with her pussy. That's not impressive.

SPEAKER_08 44:15

No, that's uh that's called the watermelon thigh challenge.

SPEAKER_07 44:17

Exactly. She sucks. She's so hot though. Why isn't she in the seven?

SPEAKER_08 44:22

Apparently Vaught cleared it. Like they were talking about how like, but you didn't clear it with Vaught. Soon I will. Come on. Suck my mouth. Oh, yeah. What the fuck was that about, right? It's weird. This whole entire show is like an experiment about how uh Eric Kripke is like trying to convince everyone in the writer's room that he understands what sex actually is. Because he kind of almost got there for a second with A-Train and Pop Clone. Then he was like, Yeah, that's the part where the female, like, instead of showing nudity, yeah, instead of the female saying, I know what you like, and then like, you know, taking off her top, she goes for the old big toe sucking. Because again, Eric Kripke's trying to fill in the blanks here. He's like, I I I got a general idea. I know, like, I know you lay horizontally at some point. But they're not put the pieces together.

SPEAKER_07 45:06

It also makes Adrian super lame, so you run fast, so your sexual kink is also your feet.

SPEAKER_08 45:11

Yeah, that's also that's really lame too in that regard.

SPEAKER_07 45:13

He has to take his fucking suit off.

SPEAKER_08 45:15

No, well, why would he?

SPEAKER_07 45:17

I don't know. But then but then he can take his sort of get his nipples rubbed by his brother later on.

SPEAKER_08 45:21

Yeah, that was a cool scene. His kinks are all over the place. I think we jumped ahead uh earlier in the part where uh one of the things that hung up I hung up on was the way Homelander and Maeve, uh how jovial they were in their whole like, yeah, we're getting bad guys. I'll take the elevator, I'll fly up and all that stuff. Knowing where the show does go, since we've already seen it before, why are you guys like so just what a world we live in? Why are they so back and forth friendly to each other if she supposedly hates him, despises him, wouldn't lose an eye for him?

SPEAKER_07 45:55

I was also thinking, A, it's weird how they're so back and forth because she acts like he's the d he's the devil.

SPEAKER_08 46:01

Right, but then she seems like she's pretty, like you know, you guys have like a real salmon Diane kind of back and forth.

SPEAKER_07 46:06

But I also wish there was more scenes like that. I feel like the show drops that entirely.

SPEAKER_08 46:09

I think the show drops a lot of stuff because I think in the first three episodes, the show also, like, by the current season five, they've lost 100% of this whole merchandising of public TV spots. Like we're having A-Trains suddenly having a race, like he's super involved with this big live TV event. We're having A-trainos, we're having all this merchandise that starts ready to sign and all this other crap going on. I think in the current show they've entirely got rid of all the background stuff of like this being this whole oh, look at this, we're satirizing corporate stuff, corporate propaganda.

SPEAKER_07 46:41

Well, it feels down to earth despite it being whatever it is, they got rid of all the reality aspect of it. Now it's just back to the whole marvelization, I guess, for lack of a better term.

SPEAKER_08 46:49

It is kind of tough though, the way homelanders decide to fly without Maeve and make her take the elevator.

SPEAKER_07 46:54

That's so great, though. He's just sitting there on a second.

SPEAKER_08 46:56

Ready to continue the conversation. He's leaning against the wall, that's fair.

SPEAKER_07 46:59

You know how like a big complaint with movies and TV shows is like when characters are walking from A to B, they'll be in one room and they'll have a conversation, also they're in a whole new location, and the conversation has not trans. It's great how in that scene the conversation does not move past that point. It's great that he's just sitting there until she comes up. As I was saying. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_08 47:14

I love very dominant. I did kind of dig the part where Starlight was talking to that little girl in her old outfit and uh how her new uniform was kind of fucked up. It kind of made me feel for Annie January, how this girl was saying, I can't wait to save it to buy your new outfit. And it's interesting because the show's actually doing a good job for once of like, you know, on one hand, I'm thinking, Well, could could could Annie January look any better? On the other hand, I'm thinking, like, well, yeah, here's this impressionable, you know, future debutante, future DAR uh what is it called when you go to the DAR and you get presented to society. Exactly. A future debutant for the DAR to be to be pr presented to society. I don't need you being corrupted by this, you know, over-the-top, expressive new Starlight. This this not not that old school star, this new school Starlight. Yeah, that was a really good example of uh showing not telling. Yeah. That was almost competent, right? Which is hard to come by in this show.

SPEAKER_07 48:10

Yeah, especially in this show.

SPEAKER_08 48:11

And on the Huey end of the spectrum, I was also a big fan of the way that he decided to go total alpha in this like third act of the episode where he saw Starlight and uh he just entirely thought with his dick where it was all about.

SPEAKER_17 48:24

Hmm.

SPEAKER_08 48:24

This thing's a sundial pointing true north. He didn't even care if Frenchie was caught in that exchange behind the door. I'm thinking if I invite her to get nachos, cheaply priced nachos and cheaply priced beer, she'll walk ahead that way. I'll get a view for another five, ten, maybe even fifteen seconds.

SPEAKER_07 48:39

I think that's all he was saying about it. I don't even know if he realized French.

SPEAKER_08 48:43

I don't think he was at all. I think my boy was trying to thrash.

SPEAKER_07 48:46

Exactly.

SPEAKER_08 48:47

And the first time I watched the show, I was not a he I was not a Yui fan, and now I'm thinking my boy's trying to thrash. I'm thinking I'm actually a fan of Yui.

SPEAKER_07 48:54

Yeah, I didn't like Huey at all the first time he watched it. I can totally understand why Starlight likes him. I can only understand why in real life Vic likes him.

SPEAKER_08 49:00

I can yeah, Claudia Dumont. Wait, I actually get it now. Suddenly it makes sense. Good for you, man. I'm desperately seeking Susan. And then the most iconic shot of probably the entire series, Billy the Butcher, Ily the Ucher, looks at Omelander, dead on. Ed on. Edon. Ily the Utcher, Oma on de Oda, Edon. They lock eyes from across the room, drink my drink while the rhythms boom. Probably one of the best shots, which is interesting, because again, the first three episodes have some good shots, some like panorams, some zoom-ins. It feels like we're actually at locations and places and things. Anthony Star still filling out the suit.

SPEAKER_07 49:39

No, that shot's incredible. That shot's the uh the Frank Underwood I'm over here waving at you shot. Ooh. From House of Cards. Interesting, yeah, yeah. That's that's the shot from Ocean is twelve when Terry Bennett's going on whatever the fuck he's talking about. Stephen Soderbergh zoom in. Yeah, exactly. And Vincent Cassel's over there.

SPEAKER_08 49:56

It's the part in um it's the part in sex license videotapes when eyebrows goes over there, Peter Gallagher, I think. Peter Gallagher manhandles Spare, he throws him outside, then Peter Gallagher watches the video about how his wife's a whore.

SPEAKER_07 50:10

Yeah, I never seen that. So that that way went over my head, that whole reference. That's pretty good team too, though, if you think about it. Usually I get what you're saying. I have no idea.

SPEAKER_08 50:18

What'd you think about the whole uh pop claw uh where she was squatting out of her she she dope, she you know, she shot it up on her toes and she decided to power squat for the jerky, stupidest thing imaginable to express her rage and Where's your fucking rage? You know? And then it cuts I think it would have been better just to cut straight up to her doing the whole uh watermelon thigh challenge, squeezing as hard as she possibly could, right? Making her landlord go bloop.

SPEAKER_07 50:44

I kind of wish I was the landlord, minus the bloop part, but like everything up to that last moment, you know how they say everything leave up to the climax is the best part? Right. Everything up to that climax is probably the best part. I would not have been mad about doing that situation.

SPEAKER_08 50:55

Yeah. I also don't think that I would have said, oh my god, I get to have sex with the superhero. She's now I'm like, I'm a cr I'm a petty criminal with a pink stock up in my head. I think I would have said, let me thrash. I think I would have just hopped right into it. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_07 51:09

I would have pulled the mistasting go, just take your fucking clothes off. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08 51:13

Uh but then again, who am I kidding? Popclaw. We've already established the only person I have eyes for is in fact Ashley Barrett. Also, I only like Annie on the Popclaw.

SPEAKER_07 51:22

I didn't know those are names.

SPEAKER_08 51:23

I'm sorry, you're in one you're in one season of a TV show? That's not very attractive of you. So they thought they could get rid of you without anyone being upset. You're actually super ugly. You're fucking disgusting, actually. Nice skin, nice posh marks, you fucking ugly bitch.

SPEAKER_07 51:35

Your so gross horns can make your own.

SPEAKER_08 51:37

Yeah, nice short hair and a non not not like a sexy Miranda Hobbes kind of way, more like an ugly. Yeah, really, you fucking bitch.

SPEAKER_07 51:43

Well, you know what's impressive though? Each episode's actually building off of the previous episode.

SPEAKER_08 51:47

That's something that the show I will say later on. I know for future selves, it does lose that. Does it? Because I don't know if I'm just remembering it. And also, you know what's really crazy?

SPEAKER_07 51:57

Where three episodes in? Who's blackmailed anybody? No one. There's been no blackmail yet.

SPEAKER_08 52:02

The later part of the show is just blackmail, blackmail, blackmail, blackmail.

SPEAKER_07 52:05

This show's so competent somehow.

SPEAKER_08 52:07

Yeah, I know. There's that one producer. We'll figure out the name eventually. I think I've kind of almost sort of looked at the credits on a few of these episodes, and I feel like I'll maybe notice the name disappearing.

SPEAKER_07 52:18

Well, I also thought the problem was when Seth Rogan and Evan Colbrick started. Yeah, they named two characters after that. I know, Seth and Evan. So I don't know what's going on. I'm my my brain's in a pretzel right now.

SPEAKER_08 52:28

How do you how do you turn on the TV stereo and the radio on? Why do you need to have both on at the same time?

SPEAKER_16 52:37

Good afternoon, everyone. I'm Ashley Barrett.

SPEAKER_04 52:39

With the boys, Yui, Yui, for the boys.

SPEAKER_00 52:54

I know. I'm still getting used to it too. Ashley!

SPEAKER_11 52:57

Your dick was so perfect and long and you played my butt like jazz. With poison, skill, and willingness to improvise.

SPEAKER_14 53:06

Let's get to work.

SPEAKER_08 53:07

What an opening, episode four, Billy the Butcher, man ass and hot pockets.

SPEAKER_07 53:11

What a sight for sore eyes. That was actually the thing I wanted to say. I wanted to comment on how you know the deep sass is kind of nice, but like Billy Billy the Butcher's ass is it's a man's ass. It's full on man ass.

SPEAKER_08 53:22

It's pretty fucking hot. Then we jumped to Komika was like hiding under a table and Frenchie's just trying to smash from an over the top shoulder view. Why'd he even step in there in the first place? You know, what makes him see this, you know, ravaged, grudge-looking girl and think it's his time to thrash? He's French. He's French. He's a fucking weirdo. Frenchie is all, you know, Frenchie the Israeli is all I have a feeling for her, right? You know, feeling my ass. Because you know, I've been developing this uh algorithm to define the connection between Jewish guys and Asian girls. And I actually don't think it's that complicated at all. You know, they're hot, they're smart, they're not Jewish, and they can dance.

SPEAKER_07 53:57

That's pretty good. I don't I don't know the line in the movie. Oh, you're telling me French is not French, she's actually a Jewish.

SPEAKER_08 54:05

That explains a lot of it, actually. Yeah. What'd you think of the whole deep having a Melfi soprano therapy scene where we meet a male therapist we'll never see again as the show establishes that the first season is all about these small character moments that do not exist past the first season?

SPEAKER_07 54:21

Honestly, watching all I could think of is whatever happened to the strong scientist like Gary Cooper. Gary Cooper was gay?

SPEAKER_08 54:27

Are you listening to me? Favorite part of the episode? Favorite part of the episode. The bowling date between Huey and Starlight, Annie January, would you look at that? What's even the point of the rest of the episode? What even happened there?

SPEAKER_07 54:41

Oh wait, you can beat me everything. I think that's fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_08 54:43

It's like you don't have to be held up by the fact that she beats you and everything. Do you mean to say that it's cool that Annie January is like a super good bowler? Why do you keep saying Annie January?

SPEAKER_07 54:51

Is that her actual name? Yes. That's a stupid fucking name.

SPEAKER_08 54:53

So do you think it was cool how Annie January was a super good bowler and how she's like a total alpha dog top? And how Huey's basically the male equivalent of a dog with its head out the window and its tongue's dicking out. And he loves everything she does. He thinks it's super awesome how she can bench press him and how she can like outfuck him, she can outpound him, she can out bowl him. And it's super cool and super like you know, advantageous for them.

SPEAKER_07 55:14

Yeah, there's that weird trend in porn for a while where the chick would pick up the guy.

SPEAKER_08 55:18

You'd see um you'd see like uh Phoenix Marie. Phoenix Marie. That's what I was supposed to be Julianne. Yeah, no, no, no. Phoenix Marie, like, no, she'd be um like fireman carrying um Jordi. Alvinopola. Those the fucking ads in the bottom of your screen.

SPEAKER_07 55:35

It's like Huey could be okay with her being barren, but like he's way too excited. Exactly. He's like, you're gonna bench press me?

SPEAKER_08 55:41

You're gonna you're a fireman curl me. Exactly. You think he'd at the very least, like, yeah, sure, you can out bowl me, but at the very least, let me pin you down a little bit. Really weird. It's a little weird. Jack Wade's a weird guy.

SPEAKER_07 55:51

It all sends back to uh Eric Kripke. He just wanted me to be sexual with a fucking D.

SPEAKER_08 55:54

Yeah, but you know what's kind of interesting, in my opinion? The way Huey is like so willing to be pinned down by Annie January, it's like very Remington steel.

SPEAKER_07 56:03

It's incredibly Remington steel. Can we uh backpedal for a second? You mentioned how uh Israeli Frenchie sees Amiko, oh yes, I have to come, I have to come find her, I have to come save her. The show doesn't do a good job of explaining what compound V even does. Because they're implying that she only has her parts because she's getting injected with compound V, but like how many times does she have to get injected? Because we never see her get injected again. Is that even true? Is she not a born baby, baby girl who actually in that place in the fucking dump that there was fucking uh a needle on the ground that one of them picked up. It was either Utcher ork or Enchie or Huey. It was one of those four guys. And you know, Starlight is getting injected from she's born. We see A trains like a fucking junkie needs it non-stop, but like there's no clear definitive answer on who needs who needs a compound V, who doesn't need compound V. That's what's so Remington Steel about it. You're right, it's just remington steel. I don't even know why I'm trying to figure this out.

SPEAKER_08 56:55

Uh, what'd you think of um uh Queen Maeve and Homelander on the plane? You mean Queen Ave and Omanda? On the plane, yeah. On the A.

SPEAKER_07 57:03

On the lane. Yeah. Um, I was honestly waiting for that because I mean that'd be such a uh pivotal moment, if you will.

SPEAKER_08 57:10

Yeah, and when in reality you get there and it's a lady fucking a horse. Yeah, it wasn't what I thought I was gonna do. It's literally just Homelander being like very indecisive and like unattractive. Like now I actually understand the whole frustration Queen Mate has for him. Because suddenly, you know, the most powerful man in the world, this version Superman, he's just like very like not he doesn't have his hand, he's not he isn't guiding the relationship, you know. Every woman wants is a steady hand, right? He's very shaky all of a sudden as he's on his plane, deciding like who he is taking, what he's gonna do, how he's gonna handle it, he's lashing out irrationally.

SPEAKER_07 57:45

Where did you hear that? Neil told me. I have a couple complaints about that. For starters, you know, well, this isn't for stars. I'm gonna tell you the second point first. I'll tell you the first point second. Second point, he says how he can't hold the planes to jump off of something. That implies you don't fly, you jump.

SPEAKER_08 58:01

Yeah, and I've seen 2006's Superman Returns. I've seen Brandon Routh catch that plane on the baseball field.

SPEAKER_07 58:07

Exactly. But then when the plane stops flying, he didn't jump off the ground to hold him and Mave in the air. They're just in the air. Yes. He could have held the plane, no problem. He's aura farming. You're right, he's aura farming. But I also think it's stupid. All of a sudden, we're just in this scene where these terrorists are hijacking the plane. Yeah. Now, obviously, we we uh I'm not against seeing a nice Ilyucha ass scene. Maybe we didn't have that as the cold open. Maybe we saw the hijackers hijacking the plane. Right. The market bullshit nonsense, then we cut back to that in the middle of the episode. That would have been a lot more interesting than just all of a sudden here we are, here's a plane, and and Homelander can't really do anything like that. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_08 58:43

Who honestly has more of a memorable moment in this episode? Is it Homelander when he rewatched it standing outside the plane holding Queen Maeve? Or is it the deep slamming on the brakes and having his dolphin Franco flying through the windshield?

SPEAKER_07 58:57

And let's go clone another goat while we're at it. I think it's uh the Ucher when he's walking around bare ass in the beginning of the episode.

SPEAKER_08 59:05

I think it's when uh A training and Kamiko were playing subway servers and he's just beating the shit out of her. I also did low though, I do I was. Why is he after her? I have no idea. How does he even know about it? I just watched the episode and I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 59:17

I must have missed it too.

SPEAKER_08 59:19

Why is the connection? I think it was one of those times where they said, Well, this is the scene we want to have happen, so here it is. That's probably what it was. It was cool though. I actually like the ingenuity, if we'll say, of having Frenchie. Oh my god, a train! I'm thinking stuffing you! That's pretty cool. I that feels very lived in, feels very real, the whole, oh my god, the superheroes are famous, let's talk about how famous they are. And he's like, Oh, hey there guys. Yeah, I just punched, I just snuffed this bitch, but hey, what's up?

SPEAKER_07 59:46

Beating the shit out of this woman that was funny.

SPEAKER_08 59:48

That was cool how Frenchie was going to smooth things up. He's in love with this girl, but he's like, hey, let me take a photo of the guy who just kicked her ass.

SPEAKER_07 59:54

It's like he's in love with her, but he's also Exactly.

SPEAKER_08 59:56

Something to the effect of. I also liked how I liked at the very end Homelander decides to just full on ad lib this shit, where he's talking about how if we were in the military, yada yada yada, we could do a lot with a little more power in our hands. You know, uh Joni loves Chachi, but does Chachi give a flying fuck about Joni?

SPEAKER_07 1:00:14

I like that a lot too, but I also hate that the show just drops that because it makes it that makes this whole premise feel a lot more lived in and more realistic.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:21

Right, because they don't mention the whole military thing until season four when home winner's like, I'm not the president. Do they? I think that doesn't count. I think the episode in season four when Sister Sage gets shot, we're omnisciently speaking of the future. We've only watched, I'm summising that's Sister Sage. I th I'm I'm guessing that at some point they'll introduce a character called Sister Sage. Oh I feel like she'd be like really knowledgeable about it. She could like see everything from every angle. Um I feel like they'd go to her and they'd have her say something like uh they'd have like a big scene where she's at some you know uh Rothschild-esque house in you know upstate New York at some big fundraising event, and then And they're wearing masks. They were uh yeah, probably in like some other room, but then like Mother's book would have a heart attack and then like shoots her in the head and then she'd be like all smart and she'd like have everything sorted out and then she'd figure out this whole thing where like uh homelander can say how he's now I'm I'm now in the military. You're just predicting all of this. Yes, I'm guessing that might be interesting. I would say from where the show's currently gone, episode four, I would say this is where she's like we're going. That's a crazy prediction. Episode three.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:24

You're really involved in this storyline.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:26

Yeah, I'm I think I think I got my nose to the ground. I don't know. I'm hooked. Not enough Ashley, though. I'll say that. Not enough Ashley in the last two episodes. She kind of disappeared. Yeah. Um and honestly, not only she disappeared, but the the scene the the times we have seen her, she's in this like weird, quirky thing where she's been wearing like like shirts and blazers. What the hell is that about? Like jackets and like overcoats. Just like all these layers, like as if it's you know, as if we're in front of tundra.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:52

You know what's interesting about that is every episode has this whole 18 plus.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:56

I know, I'm staring at right now. 18 plus adult content AC, GL graphic language, G V graphic violence. Alright, well, where's N for nudity?

SPEAKER_07 1:02:04

Well, the last three had nudity, but it was all it was Billy the Butcher Manass. It's all man-ass and guy balls.

SPEAKER_08 1:02:09

And listen, I'm not even gonna be rude. I'm not gonna, you know, I'm not gonna look at the sky, see how blue it is, and say it's green, alright? Of course. Carl Urban's got a great ass. Alright. Besides the point, alright? Do we want to see Carl Urban's ass? Of course we do. What do we want to have a little bit of balance here? A little equity. And you're telling me that you're telling me right now that there should be a time where Kobe Minifee's thinking, and uh Carl, Carl Urban's the ass everybody wants to see. No, we want to see both. We want to see Kobe Minifee and Carl Urban's ass. I thought there was gonna be a nice divide at 50-50. Carl Urban ass. He didn't know he's doing. At the same time, we watched four. It's now 5 36 a.m. and I think I need to soak this shit up, and our uh Huey Vos Rancheros is here, so we'll be back. No way.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:56

No fucking way.

SPEAKER_16 1:02:58

Good afternoon, everyone. I'm Ashley Barrett.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:01

For the boys, Yui, Yui, for the boys.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:15

I know. I'm still getting used to it too. Ashley!

SPEAKER_11 1:03:18

Your dick was so perfect and long and stretchy. You played my butt like jazz. With poise and skill and willingness to improvise.

SPEAKER_14 1:03:27

Let's get to work.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:29

Oh Wave of Srancheros, my god, what a good idea, am I right? You say, mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:36

I I gambled, you know, you're not even a fan. And I still ordered two orders, and suddenly you're like, this is d this is delicious. It's pretty fucking good. Oh my gosh, it's so good.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:45

Was it the eggs, the refried beans, or the hash browns?

SPEAKER_07 1:03:48

It was the whole enchilada.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:49

It was the whole enchilada, exactly.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:51

I feel so satisfied, it's insane right now. So satisfied.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:55

I don't even care about the boys anymore. I don't know. I I know we we watched the episode while eating, but then the episode ended and we kept eating a little longer, and now I've just kind of forgotten what happened in the episode.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:03

Interesting. I was eating while I watched the episode, and I saw Billy's Ayn, that's about all I got for this episode.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:08

I remember seeing I remember yeah, I remember being like, hey, look, there's Billy Zane. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:12

Which is really that's the most important thing you can possibly have in an episode anything.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:14

Pretty much like the Billy Zane and the way he was around chairs, and besides that, it was like, yeah, I guess Pop Claw died, and like A train and Homelander, I guess, are as thick as thieves, and he like reported back saying, Yep, I off my girlfriend for you, buddy. Yeah. And like Annie said some stuff, and like Annie and Ewe went on a walk around and Ashley was there like sexy as can be, and uh and then all of a sudden it was like Yui all about, hey, can you give me tickets to Ezekiel? Can I go see Ezekiel, please? And then she was kind of like weirded out by it, thinking like, is he only into me because he got my access to Ezekiel? Something that never could have possibly been thought of before this moment.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:47

That's what's so dumb about it. It's like you guys have been out what three or four times already. This is the first time he's even mentioned Ezekiel. It's like he also met you on the park bench. You know he's gonna see you again. There's no reason if you didn't remotely read into the guy's using me for Ezekiel. Ezekiel? Of all the soups in all the fucking world and all the gin joints, he wants to talk to Ezekiel. Ezekiel? It's fucking stupid, Annie. Grow the fuck up.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:10

Not to mention, this isn't Annie in her old school, this is Annie in her new school suit. Do you think he's into Ezekiel?

SPEAKER_07 1:05:15

Yeah, no one's into Ezekiel when you look like that.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:18

Then it's a very relatable moment though for A Train where A Train's uh doing what we all do, he's watching ex-sex tapes. We've all been there, we've all done that, we've all felt that low, felt that high. He's just I haven't done it in my deceased ex-girlfriend's apartments. Yeah, I never did that. I never reached that either.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:32

I did once, actually.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:33

But I can understand like the notion, general. Of course, you know, you're gonna pull up these old tapes, you're gonna watch them say, hey, look at the moves I had there, look what she was able to do, look what I was able to do, look what we did together.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:41

It is pretty badass of him to be like, remember our first date where you eat like a fucking pig and just kill her? That's pretty fucking that's really you don't think I'll drop a bitch?

SPEAKER_08 1:05:51

Fuck the friendship, Felicia.

SPEAKER_17 1:05:54

Exactly.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:55

No, that was pretty that was that was that was interesting. That was that was more that was more A train than A train. Yeah, he was a little more like a car for a little bit, but now he's definitely a train. Then what Huey uh Huey and Ezekiel they hang out, he gets baptized, kind of like the ending of Big Loves. He's the one where Margie gets blessed in the uh by Bill in the pool. Wasn't quite as glorious.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:18

No, and maybe it has something to do with that we're watching at two times speed, but remember that scene being a lot more dramatic. That was that good.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:25

It was like for two seconds. Turns out in two and a half times speed, it was like a quick little rinse. It was like a baptism.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:31

Yeah, why is Huey batting?

SPEAKER_08 1:06:32

In my head, it was where's the fucking money Lebowski? Yeah. And in reality, it was literally an actual baptism.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:40

Dummy leaves his phone in his pocket.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:42

I have proof. Oh shit. I did walk into the pool fully clothed with my phone in my pocket for like ten minutes. Oh, these are my waterproof jeans. I thought I had my otter box case.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:53

Really, the only real takeaway here is Billy's name was in this episode.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:56

I thought the only real takeaway was that now we're five episodes in and suddenly we had our first bit of actual uh the boys blackmail, you be blackmails Ezekiel. That's true.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:05

But he doesn't even do that, right? Because his phone's wet.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:07

Yeah, but Ezekiel got so overwhelmed with the property apparently he's this debaucher, but this is the first time he's ever once been called out for it. So he wasn't at all sure how to handle having someone come at him in such an aggressive way.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:18

Well, he only asked like the generator in those soup clubs, apparently.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:21

Well, yeah, which apparently normies aren't allowed in those soup clubs. Usually except for also always, because he believed Huey's story immediately, implying that tons of normal guys have been, you know, been dumb with him and had their assholes played like jazz music with poise and a willingness to improvise. Yeah, poise skill and a willingness to improvise. I think I missed a lot of the episode just because of the whole, you know, Havos Ranchero was chowing down.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:48

No, honestly, not all that happened here. It was mostly Billy Zane's here. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:52

I wasn't sure if it was us eating food or the episode itself just not having as much go on.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:57

I mean, half the episode was at this uh church event thing and nothing happened. It was Homelander doing Homelander stuff, Ewe doing Ooli stuff, Annie doing Annie stuff. Yeah, it was that.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:07

It was the deep getting exposed by Starlight. Something about like babies having compound V. Yeah, this is a this is a pretty weak episode, actually. Something to do with like there was a mave scene where she was all about how, oh my god, I can't go back to Homelander. Oh my old girlfriend, I love you, I hate Homelander, Omelander's the worst, oh my gosh, Omelander. That chick is punching up her on her weight so much to get for sure.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:31

Holy shnkies.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:32

Yeah, but everyone, everyone, you know, everyone knows every once in a while, like the very beautiful people like to have like you know a couple of ugly ducklings just to punch around every once in a while. So I imagine it was cut for time, but in reality, Queen Maeve actually went to like four to five side hoe halfers. Yeah, where they're all thinking they're the one who got away. She's like inflating all of their ego, she's telling them how all how they're all so hush. I can't believe Queen Mae thinks I'm so sexy.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:54

Yeah, but then the ugly one was the first one to say, You were out of my life, but you're still in my life. I see everybody on the TV. And that really just got her panties soaked.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:01

Well, yeah, because the more emotional torture she can have over somebody, the more excited Queen Maeve is. Yeah, that makes sense. But I do at the same time also feel like the first four episodes, you guys did not establish enough of this, like, oh my gosh, I cannot I cannot return to Homelander. We've had such a horrible time together. It's like I you guys feel you guys seem fine. Yeah, like I said they're on like a little bit of a break. Yeah, you guys seem like you guys make her kind of just like, you know, you know, Ross and Rachel out here. Yeah. Then Yui compares Starlight to Billy Joel in the garden, which means something, I guess I'm not really sure because then that was it, like a run-a-mill run run-of-the-mill performance it's consistency. Billy Joel, you know, he had a 10-year long residency one month every month for the last 500 months. Yeah. Her species wasn't Joel. Exactly. Good. You're just Billy Joel, you perform. I don't know. Also, was he talking about her speech about uh the deep? That was his comment, how her the deep speech was about Billy Joel. I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:55

He was just like, that's a great speech you had, as if he understands what she was talking about.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:58

She didn't say anything. It worked for Annie January. I prefer Annie February. Yeah, her twin sister. Yeah. Then it's a what Billy Billy now is we're back with the babies. Billy's got a baby in his hand, he's using it as like a as a gun to shoot lasers by yanking its hair or something. That was diabolical, you know, catchphrase, you know, catchphrase, catchphrase, or whatever.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:16

They should have just kidded at that baby and had that in like his back pocket. For the rest of the series.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:20

That would be cool. Willing to return to the shooster, Miss Madeline Stillwell. You know, she successfully seduces Homelander. She goes a step too far for my liking. Uh it was kind of cool when she was like, Don't you want to do good for me? That was kind of cool. Yeah. And then she was like, Come on the couch with me, like come sit here. Then that was also like, okay, this is fine. I can get behind this. And then she like opened up her shirt, and that also seemed kind of cool for a second. But then she kind of went, like, you know, you thought she was going left, she went right, and then instead of, you know, just opening up her shirt, she was like, No, no, no, no, actually, I'm gonna like open up my shirt and simulate breastfeeding you. Yeah, that's that's kind of where uh things got weird. It's almost the part game where Eric Kripke was like, that's what happens in sex, right?

SPEAKER_07 1:10:58

Yeah, people suck each other's toes and then they breastfeed you. And then they breastfeed each other. I mean, yeah, sometimes nipple sucking does occur. It's not usually in that context. He's like, what other context is there? No, it's not for nutritional value.

SPEAKER_08 1:11:11

He sees everything in like very pragmatic, like, you know, uh utilitarian terms, Eric Kripke. He's a very like, you know, he's a kind of survivalist in that way. Basically the Elizabeth Shu fancy turns into a nightmare right quick. Right quick. And then it's uh just in time, thankfully, for Kamiko to have her fight with Noir that I didn't remember happening at all until there was the moment where Frenchie's like, oh no, my girl, she's gone. And then she suddenly healed me. Oh, she's back. Exactly. Mumoutiou. And then uh she's suddenly back and you know, back in business. And then uh we get a little bit of Bill Withers, you know, a little solid kneel drop, something that the show most certainly does not do in the current season.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:48

Yeah, other than playing any songs. Actually, pretty badass.

SPEAKER_08 1:11:54

Kind of is. They should probably keep it up, but I don't I feel like unless we're forgetting a lot, they don't ever do it again in the later half of the show.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:59

Two two comments about that scene. One, where was all of uh Black Noir's quips? I thought Black Noir was like a real funny. That's Black Noir too. You don't know that yet. That's that's that's later in the show. I was getting confused with the I was just I have these ideas of where the show could go. Yeah, I was getting confused. My other comment about that though, so since Frenchie is just living up to his heritage, being obsessed with Kamika, who's the Asian girl. Wouldn't it be funny if instead of being Frenchie, he was Jewee? Right. And then Oily the Butcher said Ewe to him and to Ewe. Yeah. So he's like Ewe, and they both go me? No, no, no, Ewe. No, me? Yeah, Eweyi. Oh, you mean me? No, no, Ewe. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:32

And then there's like a whole episode where Ewe is like, uh, oh my gosh, I wish I could build this pipe bomb for you, butcher, but it's the Sabbath.

SPEAKER_17 1:12:43

I wish. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:46

I'm sorry, I can't do this. He wouldn't sound like that at all anymore, because now he wouldn't be French anymore. Oh, you're right, he's Jewey. Yeah, exactly. He'd be a whole different character. Yeah, that'd be like that'd be like really, really Remington Steel.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:59

It'd be so Remington Steel.

SPEAKER_16 1:13:01

Good afternoon, everyone. I'm Ashley Barrett.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:18

I know. I'm still getting used to it too. Ashley!

SPEAKER_11 1:13:21

Your dick was so perfect and long and you played my butt like jazz. With poison, skill, and willingness to improvise.

SPEAKER_14 1:13:30

Let's get to work.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:31

B E A Utavol. Episode six, we're opening up on commercials. The deep is teaching C PR. A train is just running with amputee tees.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:40

That was hysterical.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:41

That was also, and I don't even remember the show ever being that way, and I know it's not currently. When the hell did the show ever even do little gags like that with fun little editing tricks, and now we're doing like informational videos? Uh, not since season one at least. Not since season one.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:55

Yeah, certainly not season five. But I really like those little extra little details they do for everybody. It's like a world building. Yeah, exactly. Fucking tight. But that was so funny. A-Train, Ficest guy on the planets, walk out a bunch of guys that have one leg. That's so fucking funny. It's insane.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:09

Bunch of roly poliolis just cruising along next to him. Then we go to Yui and Starlight having some drinks, some random fucking guy, his best friend, all of a sudden. I don't know. I kind of checked out immediately.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:21

Yeah, I think his name's I think his name was Anfernet.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:24

Anferne? I think it was Anfrené. I don't know. I think that might have been the guy that in the last episode, uh, Simon Pegg was like, I called your friend Anfernie.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:33

You weren't there. I think I think this was Anferne.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:35

No, no, Simon Pegg was like, I called your friend Anthony, and then Ewe was like, no, it's an Anferny.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:39

Anthony didn't know that. Uh how lame was it? Was it weird for you when his friend was like, Yeah, man, it's crazy, Robin's dead. This girl's way too hot for you, though. And then he was all nonchalant, Yui like, yeah, I know, she's pretty sexy. He didn't even like so apparently this guy knows Robin. Uh-huh. So he was also friends with her, and now Robin's dead for like a month or maybe maybe a month. Not even. So she's dead, and this guy's like, yeah, but this girl's an upgrade. And then Yui, who acts like he's the, you know, some sanctimonious moral high ground, he's just like, oh, I know, right? I thought he would have the very said, hey, you know, Robin was beautiful. He was just like, no, I know, dude. Robin was trash. So this Annie bitch, whoa. This Annie bitch is so much better than Robin's kind of funny. I thought, I thought I was like, I thought I was, you know, living it up. Turns out I'm I'm really I'm moving on to the east side.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:26

It's great watching Yui's face too, because it's like he keeps trying to act like he's on the moral high ground trying to win uh avenge Robin. Like he keeps forgetting she exists. He only remembered she exists because this guy brought it up. Otherwise he was like, Yeah, who?

SPEAKER_08 1:15:38

Oh yeah, that girl I used to date she was alright.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:40

He's like, I don't remember my life before I met Annie. Before I met Annie, I just got the cool collection of t-shirts. Yeah, you were a fan of those t-shirts. Those shirts are fucking like a Hughie's a dick.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:50

We've got a really great collection of fucking cell phone. Homelander's filming his uh 30 for 30, right? Randy from Set Deck, right? Who put the fucking blanket there? Weird actually seeing the show slow down for a second and show us a little bit of character development, some like personal thing going on in their day-to-day operations. It's also interesting to see how the show in season one is very interested in like showing the monotony and like the corporate and the corporatized way of being a superhero and how like it's all this press junket, this short form content. How often do you think in the day-to-day is uh A-Train and the Deep stopped, where they have to go find a cup of water, and then there's an empty cup, and they have to each pour water into the cup to see until it overflows who actually puts the last drop in where it's like, hey guys, we're gonna have you try to uh flip a water bottle and basically talking about the giants, you'd look really confused. I have no idea what you're trying to talk about. You know, like the Giants social media thing where like they'll have the idiots off of the team, the players are done with their practice. Yeah. And they roll like the can down the table and whatnot. And you do dumb shit. Yeah. One of the ones will be like where it have an empty cup and a big jug of water. The jug of water gets poured into the cup, and each person has to pour a little bit more into it to see till they overflow the cup, and then like one person will come on who's a big hot shot. And you drink No. And so everyone else is like pouring a little splash, oop, and a little oop here you go a little splash of water into the little splash, and then one guy will come in there and pour for seven seconds straight. He'll dump like the entire thing to us at the very top, and like, whoa! And then the next five or six guys each tries to do a little splash to see who overflows it. You know what I'm talking about at all? No.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:25

I've never met someone so fucking shit.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:26

That's besides the point, you can still get to your point.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:28

I know you're I understand what you're describing. I don't need to see a fucking short.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:31

Why don't you put that in your good morning, Missouri wake up fucking broadcast bitch?

SPEAKER_07 1:17:35

Okay, so what's your point? I get it. They have the worst fucking social media, it's insane. I know. These guys are fucking pushing 30. It's called surface tension. Look it up. Like, you guys are so fucking stupid. It's having a great time. You guys are lucky you have sports. You guys are fucking useless besides that.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:59

They're mouth breathers. My point was uh as far as this whole behind the scenes showing Homelander go through the you know day-to-day operation of yep, yeah, for two hours I have to go film this little vignette informational video about my childhood, then I have to go on the Kelly Clarkson show, then the Drew Barrymore show, then I have to go on to Steve Harvey, then I have to go do you know some podcasts, then I have to go do uh my appearance on the Property Brothers with HG TV. I like how in the first season of the show they're actually showing all the corporatized nonsense they have to go through. And my question was how often do you think the deep and a train or Queen Mave and Black Noir get pulled aside to do some dumb short form content for the vault Instagram page where it shows them pouring water from one cup to another cup without overflowing the cup one drop at a time?

SPEAKER_07 1:18:46

Uh Black Noir never. The Deep and A-Train probably quasi frequently. Mave probably not that much.

SPEAKER_08 1:18:53

Yeah, well, honestly, that being said, all this MAVE shit that goes on in the episode, I'll be honest, I kind of forgot she was even a character, let alone for the first two seasons, arguably being like the second female lead of the series.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:07

Yeah, she's like really important this uh season.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:08

Yeah, she gets like a whole lot for a whole lot of things.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:13

Yeah, I like how cynical she is, though.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:15

Yeah, I like the um like the skirt, like the short skirt she's wearing. Yeah, I like the how her boobs are pushed up. Yeah, that's the Brazil aspect of it.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:22

That's pretty cool. Speaking of uh uh boobs, I really, really like uh Elizabeth Shue on the show.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:28

Say that for like 10 seconds, right? Apparently, uh Ashley, you know, who looks so cherry and red, Elizabeth Shue, turned out she fired her. I don't know. I'm kind of now suddenly thinking that I have this big feeling where I hope Elizabeth Shu gets her fucking eyes lasered out of her fucking skull, right? Fuck her for that. That's oddly specific for a guy who's watching this for the first time. That's weird that you uh jumped to that conclusion. Well, no, because you know, I in my head I remember Ashley being a main character in like seasons four and f or three and four. And I know she was in the first two seasons, but like she doesn't really stand out in the first two seasons, she kind of just exists in the first two seasons and Well, you said she's fired. Is she even in the next season? Yeah, I think so. I think she gets hired immediately because I think I think I think she might be gone for the next two episodes, seven and eight. Uh-huh. And then I think season two opens up where the deep has some throwaway line like, oh shit, where's my My Latte? Yeah. And he's they they realize Ashley is actually rehired because she was dead, and then they said, Well, she knows the most, so she's now been brought back into Sue's position. I think.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:31

Well, speaking of shoes, I actually think she's great on the show.

SPEAKER_08 1:20:33

You know what I think's great? Cold Minifee. No, Tony, I know how much you like him. Like him. I fucking love him. Starlight goes in there and complains to Elizabeth Shu saying how she misses her old uniform. In my opinion, fuck your old uniform, you're entirely in the wrong. Vault knows what they're doing here. They're they've been in the game much longer than you have. Maybe in Iowa, that cape was cool. In New York City, you know what we like? Brazil's. Then A Train gets asked about Popclaw from his you know Mickey Mouse Clubhouse days at Vaud. And um again, what world building? Where does that go in the long run? Yeah, they drop all of it in the city. We have all these interviews, we have like different packages, like we're actually getting the broadcast of showing the stupid, you know, ESPN bullshit before the actual game starts. We're getting these editing packages, we're getting news broadcasts, we're getting corporate functions.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:19

I remember thinking too, before we started this, I was gonna think, I remember liking we watched, but I was thinking, no, I'm just I'm remembering liking, it's probably really lame how they do it. No, it's actually really great.

SPEAKER_08 1:21:29

Actually, it works completely. And again, they drop it entirely. They they drop it like Carrie in Sex in the City with her all interviewing people in the city. Here's a guy rock climbing, talking about the girl he banged last night. They get rid of that. This show entirely removes all of the fun little details of, hey, here's the actual world in which they live in. Those little details actually make this show feel kind of special. Yui and uh Illy catch up a little bit, you know, uh you're always calling people cunts or twats, but I just I never really got that at how that's really an insult. You know, they're flexible, they take a pounding. They're the reason behind like 98% of my life decisions.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:02

It's really, really, really gross. That Yui's like, oh yeah, hunts they're flexible. Yeah, what a disgusting way to phrase that.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:12

I know. I've spent 98% of my life thinking about them too, and never once did I and I understand the notion. It's like, yeah, I guess they're they're not very rigid, you're right. They're actually But what a gross it's like the bag of sand from four-year-old Virgin. Like, why is Huey dis Huey you tell me Huey's pontificating about pussy and his takeaway is they are flexible. They can take a pounding. And they're responsible for like 98% of the decisions I've ever made in my life.

SPEAKER_07 1:22:41

That's what he said there, because of the 98% of the decisions I made in my life.

SPEAKER_08 1:22:44

It was very Remington Steel the way he said it, actually. It was very cool how him and Billy were walking, and he was just so like, yeah, I love pussy this, I love pussy that. You know what? I think Huey's a cunt. Yeah. You know, and I forgot that's really an insult, though.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:59

I knew that.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:00

Like they're so flexible, they take a pounding. They take a pounding. They're like the reason behind almost, I don't know, 98% of my entire life decisions. What does that even mean? I guess it means that Huey, while coming across like some straight edge virgin, turns out he's actually a pussy magnet, and he's like really knee-deep in it every night. That's why he's like talking about how it's they're so flexible and how he 90% of his life has revolved around. I thought he was like a one-time, like, you know, I thought he was like a steady guy. Like, I thought him and Robin were kind of keen.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:31

I didn't even think they had sex with the other thing. But apparently he's an extra.

SPEAKER_08 1:23:36

Yeah, completely. Yeah, entirely. He seems like he's flat like Ken. I mean, sure, he's cute, but like he doesn't have any sex experience. Exactly, right? It's like you're not Dennis Quaid. You don't fuck like Randy Quaid. Who's a beast in bed? Well, he roars. Uh, therapy, therapy, therapy, therapy. You know, Billy.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:52

Where's your fucking rage?

SPEAKER_08 1:23:54

Crazy Tech Knight reference. Can't wait to see what happens with that guy later on in the show.

SPEAKER_07 1:23:58

Again, where's your fucking rage? Yeah, two things. Hey, it's crazy they even mentioned Tech Knight this early on, because I don't remember him being a character until season four when he's just in this episode. Right, when he gets uh kinky.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:10

Yeah, where he gets a little a little butler chokes him out past the point of fun.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:14

But as far as the rage thing, I actually way prefer the way you say it, because you've been making that reference to the case.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:18

I've been saying it for years, and I always thought Billy was like, Where's your fucking rage?

SPEAKER_07 1:24:22

Yeah, you rage when you're gonna be able to get it.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:23

And it turns out he's like, why aren't you more upset about this? Yeah, it's really lame. He doesn't Ily the butcher it nearly enough.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:28

You're more illy the utcher than Ily the Ucher is.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:30

Not only do I act better than Carl Urban does, but you're watching the scene. Not only are you shocked by how much he doesn't actually enunciate Where's the fucking rage? But then you also watch and you realize how c like how the show actually once had a cinematographer. I love how green it is. I love how green it is too. Where the hell's that go?

SPEAKER_07 1:24:47

It just goes out the window.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:49

That story also made my uh schlong hurt. Right, the girl freezing into ice and breaking off your cock.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:53

I feel like I didn't have one for a couple minutes. I had more fucking rage than that guy has.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:57

I don't get though, too. He's saying he's like, he still thinks about her. I'm pretty sure that would have been a deal breaker for me. Yeah. I'm pretty sure maybe me and my cock have an up and down relationship at times. Even at our worst, even when you know when we're really at odds and it's fisticuffs between the two of us, I still love him to death. I'm pretty positive if some girl rode me so long that she cut it off, I think I'd be done. I think I'd be done with her.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:22

I think I would if that happened to me, I would encompass so much rage. I would have so much powerful soup and just destroy her.

SPEAKER_08 1:25:29

Like I don't think I don't and again, you know, maybe maybe it's one of those things where like you you know you never think it could happen to you until it does that you really have to experience it firsthand. But I feel like me getting my dick cut off vaginally, I feel like I'd have a little bit of animosity towards this lady. And is and just cunts in general. I think I'd be a woman-hating man. I really do. I don't think I'd be sitting in a in a meatloaf fight club help group. No, I'd become my own visual auntie. I'm the cunt hunter. The cunt puncher. The cunt puncher. Yeah. I don't know. I'm not sure how this guy is just so nonchalantly. Which is awesome.

SPEAKER_09 1:26:07

It's like, where's your fucking rage? Yeah, where's your fucking rage?

SPEAKER_08 1:26:11

Cut to um uh the deeps going to Sandusky, Ohio. Oh, like, yeah, uh, this is actually supposed to be a two-day turnaround, it's only a one-day turnaround. And then Elizabeth Shu said she was all well, that's because it's going to Columbus, Georgia, not Columbus, Ohio. You see these letters by the city? Yeah, that's called a state. What else you got, Wonderboy? Hard cut. Deep now pumping gas in his sick yellow hummer. Hey, the deep. That doesn't smell like mud. It doesn't smell like mud, Chuckko. Cut to Seth Rogan. He's sitting there, like, hey guys, I'm producing the show. Here's my little cameo for the first season. I'm assuming it's the last time we'll ever see him. That was the one little innocuous nod to him behind the production crew. I'm sure we won't see him gooning later on in the series. He's Seth. His partner is Evan.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:57

And that black guy who got his dick cut off, he's Seth or Evan. Which one is he? So you tell me Seth Robin doesn't have a cock against cockless? He jerks it off later in the show. We don't see it though. I think Seth's cockless.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:08

I think he lacks the cock. He's out of cock. You know what's weird? The Deep apologized for his transgressions with Starlight. I believed him. And that was the first time in the entire thing where I was watching it. And for some reason, one thing he did, maybe it was the smirk, maybe it was the tone of voice, maybe it was the way his hair was laying on his face. Something about it for the first time while watching it, I looked at him and just thought, holy shit, that's Nate Archibald. Hayley Joel Osmond. He's here all of a sudden. I'm I'm assuming he'll have a long tenure and run in this show like every other fruitful career he's had past age of twelve. It's not like for the last twenty years he's been used as some just joke where he thought, hey, look, that's Haley Joel Osmond. He'll be great in Silicon Valley. He'll be great in the boys. He'll be great in Entourage. Whenever they make the sequel to that one. Yeah. You know, I I I I I went to the Austin PA Film Academy for a semester, and all my teachers said that I had a tremendous taste. Yeah, I noticed how How he was uh apparently he's really into his daughter kind of. He's got one.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:04

Oh, it's just some random girl he was hugging.

SPEAKER_08 1:28:07

Yeah, it was just some cool girl rep in the three stripe. That was rad. But the dumb bitch didn't even have a DVD player. Like, what is she stupid? Yeah, really.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:14

What is she stupid and poor?

SPEAKER_08 1:28:16

You don't even have like a you don't even have like an Xbox 360. You can't you have no way to play a DVD. That's impossible. A lot of things play DVDs. You must be really dumb. And poor. Sure. Yui and Billy bond a little bit over uh the loss of uh open and Ecka. That was a pretty good scene, actually. Better scene follows right quick. Elizabeth Shue, full-on crotch grab to Homelander. Yeah, I wish she'd grab my own. Yeah, I think I think I swallowed my throat. I don't she leaned in and at first she like kind of put her head in and was like, that's pretty intimate the way she's looked kind of like, you know, looking up from her eyes and she's kind of leaning into it, making him feel like the big man. Yeah. And then she like closed the distance even more. That's that's pretty hot. I'd probably I'd probably be pretty into that. And then she like caresses thigh, okay, well, that's pretty cool. Yeah. And then suddenly she's just grabbing a full grab of his hang down.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:03

And I've seen that happen in a lot of movies.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:04

I've never seen it done quite the way she knows like it's almost like it was Elizabeth Shue or something.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:09

Yeah, it was pretty fucking nice. And also, she's got a great voice. Imagine her just fucking whispering, sweet little nothing's in your eyes, she grabs your hang down. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:16

As if I was Homelander. And then they ruined it immediately by just hard cutting to a Comiko like backstory, and I'll be honest, I kind of missed all of it. I started just lying up a little bit during that bullshit where Hailey Jill Osmond's like, I don't know, it seemed like some Vietnam War flashback where she's like in the trees and shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:31

Yeah, they saw Cobra Kai, they say, Oh, we'll just take Chan Grease's story and we'll throw it back here. That's all they did. John Grease, what'd I say? Chan Cress, it's close enough. And also, it's like it's really it's like I get right now her not talking kind of makes sense because she doesn't know these people yet, but it's like you're just choosing how to speak, you stupid fucking idiots.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:47

I thought at first I thought that she had some like they pulled her tongue out, she actually can't speak.

SPEAKER_07 1:29:54

Well it was a side effect of the compound V, she just couldn't speak.

SPEAKER_08 1:29:56

Then I thought, okay, no, no, no, no. She's taking the whole pen and teller. Yeah. She thinks French is so charismatic on stage that he can do all the talking while she does like the real sleight of hand magic. And then I found out she actually can talk, she was just actively choosing not to.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:11

And you're putting everybody in danger by not speaking.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:14

A lot of time. But she waited, I'm pretty sure, until to scream no. I can't wait till we get to that.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:18

If you're watching three more seasons again of her not speaking, just to get to the moment where she finally says, Flagino It's so underwhelming when she finally talks.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:26

Overwhelming is Jennifer's posito and how hot she is. Yeah, completely. Uh I didn't catch a word she said to Billy. However, I felt what she was saying. I can feel that. I felt it.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:37

I didn't hear anything, but I felt like I feel the tension and the heat from her eyes and how she was staring.

SPEAKER_08 1:30:41

I really hope she's in like the entire show and doesn't suddenly get you know combusted just for like shock value. I don't think they'll do that. Um, Mother's Milk turns out we learned a lot about him in this episode. He watched uh or is currently actively watching Downton Abbey, and he actually knows that it's not Downtown Abbey. He actually knows it's Downton Abbey.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:01

Yeah, that's crazy. There's also the introduction of him talking through the side of his face.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:04

Yeah, true. The first episode or two, he was talking forward facing. Yep. He's starting to do the whole Harvey Denn only half a mouth moves.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:11

Yep.

SPEAKER_08 1:31:11

Then we find out that uh Hilly Joel Osman, he actually can't be trusted. He and Atrian go all the way back to the teenage kicks days, and oh golly gee, shucks, he's talking to Omelander, and the dickhead yoinked his voin. That wasn't English, and the dickhead yoinked his phone.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:30

I like how you said it the first time. The dickhead yoinked his voin. And the dickhead yoinked his phone. That's fucking typical, man. Haley Jaws is just getting fucked over by people left and right. Does Homelander kill him?

SPEAKER_08 1:31:42

Uh I think later on he gets his hands snapped by some, but I think Komiko maybe in a bathroom in the next episode might like break his hands from his wrists.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:50

Doesn't Homelander later on in the show kick that girl off the she was gonna kill herself and pushes her off the building. He should have pushed Haley Joe Osman off the building and said, I now see dead people. That would have been real meta.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:08

Uh Aaron Moriety talks about being on like a pink sand beach. Sounds pretty funny if you imagine that for a second.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:13

That sounds pretty fucking cool.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:14

I'll do you one better. Colby Minifee on a pink sand beach. I'll do you one better than that. Starlight. This whole entire recording just for me to constantly upset over Kobe Minifee and you're gonna throw in a wrench in the works. Another thing. My actual favorite scene of the entire episode, the final scene, Billy walks in on Yui macking on Starlight. I wonder, has Starlight ever been so sweet as she's talking about how great of a man Yui is and how much she loves him and how he's like, you know, such a perfect time of his life. He's just walked in where she needed him most. She even offers to go get Billy a fucking picture of Guinness all of a sudden. What a lady.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:45

Well she was pretty nice later on in the show when uh I forget, I'm not gonna say that. Sick.

SPEAKER_08 1:32:51

So it just ends with me saying, Oh, she got him a picture of Guinness, and you're like, uh yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:55

I don't like my last note said, Hey Billy's Aines here. It's the last note I have.

SPEAKER_16 1:32:59

Good afternoon, everyone. I'm Ashley Barrett.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:01

For the boys, Yui, Yui, for the boys.

SPEAKER_00 1:33:15

I know. I'm still getting used to it too. Ashley!

SPEAKER_11 1:33:18

Your dick was so perfect and long and you played my butt like jazz. With poise and skill and willingness to improvise.

SPEAKER_14 1:33:28

Let's get to work.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:29

That was seven. Yeah, that was seven. Episode seven. Holy shit, Quinn James. I almost fratters in the show. I forgot how weird Bush does with that beard. Right? Never want to see it again. Okay, exactly. It's a cursed image. Thankfully they cut quickly. We go from Ely the Ucher with uh Quinn James, and we jump right into Yui and Starlight, you know, bumping uglies and whatnot. I think they're in love.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:53

I also think Robin Hoo.

SPEAKER_08 1:33:55

I guarantee there's no moment in season five. There's no cathartic moment where he's like, I am redeeming Robin.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:59

No, there's definitely a scene where he's like, hey, you guys could my girlfriend, it's always why I'm here. There's definitely a scene.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:03

He's over it. That was that was you know that that's like old scratch. He's into that new scratch. Yeah, for sure. I was kind of furious we didn't see the deep uh get a blizzard, nor write more to his memoir.

SPEAKER_17 1:34:14

I know.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:15

We got the deep, the deeper story, and we stopped there, and we didn't see him having like, you know, I thought we were gonna turn into a whole like Woody Allen-esque movie where like now the deep has a writer's block and he's walking around some dusky Ohio with a blizzard and he's trying to think about what to write for his memoir. Yeah. He's got a different way of speaking, a different tone of voice.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:34

That would have been so fun.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:35

He's got a shorter stature, he's more hunched over, he's worn glasses. And he has a cardigan on. Yeah, of course. Well, yeah, unseasonally, but of course.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:42

Exact same outfit, just he has the cardigan on top of it.

SPEAKER_08 1:34:44

Yep, so he's he still has you know a onesie where his shoes are part of his pants, but he has a cardigan over it, over top. Unfortunately, we don't stay in the deep mental space. Instead, we go right to uh Starlight in a meeting with the seven where she's now getting exposed for fucking Yui and she's all embarrassed, and I get it, you know. Every once in a while, we've all been somewhere where we either, you know, we talk to somebody, we flirted with someone, we did hand stuff with somebody, where we're kinda not too proud of it. So apparently Starlight's in that uh denial stage of grief where she's like, Oh, I didn't I didn't have sex with fucking Yui. Home lender calls her off where he knows she did, she feels terrible about it.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:25

Pretty solid scene. I actually really love how Maeve jumps to her defense.

SPEAKER_08 1:35:28

I don't even remember I I'll be honest, I don't even remember Maeve. It's like it's 8 30 and I don't even remember Maeve talking. I don't know if Maeve has had one single scene in the entire series yet. I know I saw like that one on promo material where it was like VOD coverage showing all the seven posing. That was the last episode. No, no, it was like episode one where lamp lighter was still there. I don't even Maeve even spoke.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:53

Yeah, she she jumped to Annie's defense. How so? Uh Homelander was like, listen, Missy, I'm gonna kill you. Yeah, he's he's like, put your hands by your side, bitch. I heard that part. Yeah. And Maeve's like, yo, she doesn't know what she's doing. She fell in love with the dork. It's not her fault. He was Hughie's hungry horse. Hung on your horse? Did you see how Starlight's eyes fucking like got all yellowy when he was fucking inside her, dude? She fucking lit up like uh electricity powers.

SPEAKER_08 1:36:18

What? I thought that was her electricity powers.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:20

Yeah, that's how good he is, though. Thundercock. Yeah. It's interesting. Huey Thundercock. Uh whatever his last name may be. Yeah, Butcher. Butcher Jr.

SPEAKER_08 1:36:32

Turns out, um, remember in the first episode when uh we thought it was crazy how Billy was just like punching translucent nonchalant, just aura farming as he was striking him down. Yeah, yeah. It was a little strange, right? We thought, how's that possible? Turns out super easy. Barely any convenience. Uh Billy just manhandles uh Haley Joel Osman.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:53

Yeah, ridiculously.

SPEAKER_08 1:36:55

Turns out killing a soup really easy. All you need is downward momentum, a little inertia, and porcelain sink. And if you bash the fat boy's head just enough, turns out pops like a watermelon. Yeah. He's dead. What a contribution he made, Hailey Joel Osman. Rest in peace of my fallen homies. Yeah, I kinda hate that they get rid of him that quickly. I hate that they got rid of him so fast, and I hate that. I thought the only way to kill a soup, this is episode seven. I watched seven episodes the only way to kill a soup was by high voltage electricity up the ass. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:23

Turns out right on the cheeks.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:25

Oh, a nice porcelain white sink does the job. I thought you needed to like have a TV on a wall that broke and there was still an electrical feet. I thought you need to like pull it out and almost get the guy up the ass, and your friend kicks him in the shiny, he falls back, and you get it up the ass. You get an air cookie butt cheek shot.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:41

It also doesn't make sense how he he I'm under the impression all of them have like mild super strengths. Exactly. Mild heroes strength, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:48

You're thinking slightly faster, slightly stronger.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:51

Everybody in the seven does at least, so I thought they all had that.

SPEAKER_08 1:37:53

Nope, not Haley Joel Osmond. He can just kind of hold your hand in like Long Island Medium, that shit. And that's it. Or Hollywood Medium. Yeah, what's that guy's name? Is that is it Hollywood Medium or is it Hollywood like what's the Tyler whatever guy? I think it's Hollywood Medium. Hollywood Medium. I think you're right. Yeah. Dog gets brained. He gets splattered all over the fucking pavement. He's gone. What's the little arc? Where's my fucking arc, right? We go back to the deep. He's not, again, no blizzard in hand, no second chapter of his memoir. Instead, he's being uh gill fucked. He's being gill fingerfucked. It's really by knockoff, knockoff, discount, wish.com Katie Cassidy. That's a pretty good actual description. Gossip Girl alum. Freddie gets fingered, and the deep is just he feels he feels violated, and I guess it's kind of like, you know. I felt violated. It's kind of um like sliding doors where he violated it in episode two. Now he's violated in episode seven. I'm sure he'll learn and have a full come-around moment, and it won't be like a whole fake development where he then returns back to status quo. Yeah, yeah, for sure. There's gonna be something real deep going on with this one. Even more deep is when Huey decides to I mean, maybe I missed it. Somehow, somehow get in contact with A-Train. A Train shows up, wants to know what's up, calls him a pussy, turns out, nope, pull the wool over your eyes. Actually, I have a little bit of compound V here. I have this uh Asian girl just hiding out in my ceiling somewhere. She was in his backpack, she'll materialize. I'll you know, I'll summon her, she'll get there, she'll break your leg or something. That's it, maybe it'll heal a fast. Is there like this what this vague soup super strength? Sometimes.

SPEAKER_07 1:39:32

Because he's fine in episode eight. Right. Fucking, but he does a whole little run around the property. He's like, Yeah, no one's here. You brought no backup! You actually brought no backup! And then Kamiko's just like, Psych, I was here. I was actually here as well. But again, though, the whole super strength thing is like, how she just I I guess she's also strong, but like turns out she's stronger. She's stronger than the other thing. Remember the part in Twilight?

SPEAKER_08 1:39:51

Remember the part in Twilight when those werewolves were like, yeah, we'll work faster. But why break one leg? Break both legs. Why not kill him?

SPEAKER_07 1:39:59

Yeah, why not kill him exactly? He's been a scrum that's all you need is a good sink. And he's got at least a bathroom in that place, just bang his head against the fucking sink.

SPEAKER_08 1:40:08

Yeah, in fucking uh the boys' land, it's everything but the kitchen sink is actually an idiom about killing soups. Then it's uh what, Simon Pegg doing for some reason a horrid Midwestern accent. It's really bad. When it's a character who's supposed to like live in Queens. That's confusing. It is confusing. So you're telling me you can't do an American accent, but not only are you failing at an American accent, you're choosing to do a guy from Des Moines for a man who lives in Queens. I don't know. He couldn't handle the accent, he couldn't handle not calling the strange Asian girl an Oriental.

SPEAKER_07 1:40:49

That was pretty funny.

SPEAKER_08 1:40:50

I did like that. I like that quite a bit. Because I honestly, I'll say it. You put an Asian person in front of me the most beautiful Asian person in front of me. I think, yeah, what a beautiful Oriental. I don't think what a beautiful Asian person.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:03

That's interesting. I think the same thing. I think what a beautiful Oriental person.

SPEAKER_08 1:41:05

What a beautiful Oriental person. Did you say rug? Yeah, it is. That was the punchline. That was the punchline. Rugline, yeah. Oriental rug. That's good. How crazy is it that John Homelander is John Banshee?

SPEAKER_07 1:41:17

That's pretty crazy.

SPEAKER_08 1:41:19

Two shows, one actor, both the name John. That is pretty nuts. Then we find out Homelander uh turns out Eric Kripke, sorry, yes. You'll acknowledge that Homelander was in fact raised like a lab rat, but according to you and your very talented writers team, we should not feel bad for him at any point.

SPEAKER_07 1:41:38

Yeah, I don't get that. Why are we doing all this sad tracking?

SPEAKER_08 1:41:40

Tell us that he had a horrible upbringing. Show us how he's trying to be the man he thinks he should be. Give us all this interesting detail about his, you know, his here's his little blanket, here's the baseball trophies he's never won. And listen, I have a baseball two or three trophies, right? And I cherish them, of course. What man wouldn't? I feel for John Homelander over here. You tell me he has to lie, talking about how he played shortstop for the fucking Orioles and whatnot. It's a heartbreak.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:08

And then we see the actual scenes of his childhood, and he's in a a petted room with a little viewfinder for them just laugh at him and he has his blanket, it's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_08 1:42:16

You know, some might look at him as the world's greatest superhero, others, what do they see? You're my greatest failure. Not only do we, again, for the third time, not get an update to the deep memoir, and we don't see did he get a blizzard? Is it a Reese's pieces? Is it an Oreo blizzard? The Deep is at the grocery store, and he's talking to some crustacean. You know, he befriends a lobster and it doesn't go over well. No, the the doll gets brained, he gets head canoeed right quick.

SPEAKER_07 1:42:45

Not only was that hysterical though, but also I feel like that's not how it works, though. Don't think even the lobster is like alive.

SPEAKER_08 1:42:50

Alive, right, yeah. When have you ever seen a lobster be killed at the store? Yeah, because like we have lobsters one time and we put them live. You know, a big pot, and they're, oh my god, it's my new friend. I can't kill my new friend. Then they boil him alive. Yeah, and you hear him screaming. You hear him screaming, you know, you dip their fucking limbs in butter. Mm-hmm. Exactly.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:11

I thought you can't cook them dead because it fucking like fucks up the meat. I have no idea that's the case.

SPEAKER_08 1:43:16

All in my head I have like this weird distant memory of some like jerk-off mass hole moron, and he's on the back of like a um a fishing boat, and he's catching lobsters like, oh, this one's a little too old, I can't catch this one, you know, whatever the equivalent of under the ocean deforestation is. Whatever the deforestation word is. Whatever the word for deforestation for coral reefs is decoralization. Um, some guy he like clips the back of a lobster tail and he says, Oh, this one's this one's got eggs, I'll toss it back in the water, throws it in there, you know.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:47

Remember he stabbed it in the head, then threw it back in the water.

SPEAKER_08 1:43:49

Yeah, I don't know. I think it was just like a punchline. Maybe it's because Eric Kripke is Jewish and like, do Jews eat shellfish? I don't think so. I think it's a sin. I don't think they do. I feel like the whole cloved hooves thing also counts for crustaceans. Yeah. If it's got if it's crusty. Yeah, if it crawls on the sea floor, don't eat it, said Abraham. They kill the deep's friends. Which is also goofy in the sense that like, remember the scene in Bruce Almighty when Jim Carrey suddenly hears all the prayers and he's like about to go insane? Did the deep only hear that one lobster talking to him? I don't know the same thing. When he heard them all screaming, I thought he was gonna buy all the lobsters. But they brush past that, still no blizzard, still no memoir update. Because instead of talking about the deep, the show instead says, Yeah, let's go see what what Monique has to say. Who's Monique? Yeah, who's Monique? Exactly. Monique apparently she doesn't want to see MM again. Oh she's dumb with mother's milk. Who the fuck cares about mother's milk, Monique, or whatever their fucking bastard kid's name is? It's gotta be another M name, like Moisha or something. Mother's Milk, Moe. I wish it was I'd rather you know what?

SPEAKER_07 1:44:53

If Monicia was in this, that'd be great. It'd be a way better show. I thought that was a great scene though, how the FBI gets involved with this. And that's like one of those things we're talking about before, how they keep dropping all those small little details with like world building. World building. Yeah, I think it's a lot of people. The FBI bit makes it feel so real, like there's actual like earthly consequences to this stuff. And then they have the whole uh soup terrace thing. Where's all that go? That's the first and last time we see that go.

SPEAKER_08 1:45:22

I know. He they they they actually have the audacity to end the episode to it.

SPEAKER_07 1:45:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:45:27

Wasn't it Billy uh a needle drop to Billy Joel? Uh yeah, I think so. I think it ends to Billy Joel.

SPEAKER_07 1:45:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:45:32

Uh this is the last episode. Elizabeth Shu and Jennifer Esposito. They were facing off. We're sitting here, we're all thinking, why aren't they scissoring?

SPEAKER_07 1:45:41

Yeah, that'd be a fun fucking time.

SPEAKER_08 1:45:42

But what a scene it was. We get you know, we get a little bit of ready or not footage, a little, you know, night vision goggles going on, footage of these terrorists, a little Ron action. Wonder what goes on over there. We you know, we're we're hearing about soup terrorists. Where's this gonna go? Nowhere. Exactly nowhere. Hard cut. In fact, Billy is bear at 50 cal point blank barrel stuff from starlight.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:04

How'd you not see him?

SPEAKER_08 1:46:05

How'd you not see him? Um, I assume she has like some sort of some soup reaction time. Why didn't she jump out of the way of Billy the butcher charging at you headfirst, fucking clicking his heels on the ground, running with a bear at 50 cal? Absolutely ridiculous. He shoots her, then he shoots her one, and she gets up, says, Yui, what the fuck? Gets shot a second time, and then Billy's like, Where's your fucking right? Tells Yui to run away. I think he does, I guess. I don't know, the episode ended. We'll see what happens in the finale.

SPEAKER_07 1:46:34

But so she could take two 50 caliber bullets to the chest, no problemo, but A Train's leg is broken by a fucking pipe. Well, is it a pipe swung by a soup? It's still a 50 caliber bullet. Yeah. And then the other guy gets his head bashed in by a fucking sink. It was a soup reinforced sink.

SPEAKER_08 1:46:50

Oh, okay. I mean, I guess, you know, I don't know if I was, you know, head of Amazon MGM. If you brought me that script saying, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no. Then Billy he gets a gun and he shoots the superhero and she like she's a little ticked off by it, and he pops her a second time and she's down for the count. I guess I also would have thought, I guess that's a good cut to black moment. That's a good event. That's a good penultimate episode. Because you're right. If you told me like leave the gun, take the cannoli, I would have also thought, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, these soups do in fact go down because when Billy earlier had the sniper, when he barred 50 cald translucent, that went over really well. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then bounce off his skin. So now we would think, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now that that will stop Starlight, who wasn't even being an aggressor towards Huey.

SPEAKER_07 1:47:32

She wasn't even doing anything. She's just standing there.

SPEAKER_08 1:47:33

She was like, Can I actually get some answers, please?

SPEAKER_07 1:47:36

Honestly, though, uh proof that Huey must be amazing in bed is she forgives him for this.

SPEAKER_08 1:47:41

Or that whole being from Iowa thing, she's just never had sex before, and she's like really ill-equipped to judge how good of a lover Huey actually is. That's what it is. That's much more accurate in my opinion, looking at Jack Wade.

SPEAKER_16 1:47:52

Good afternoon, everyone. I'm Ashley Barrett.

SPEAKER_08 1:47:54

For the boys, Yui, Yui, for the boys.

SPEAKER_00 1:48:09

I know. I'm still getting used to it too. Ashley!

SPEAKER_11 1:48:12

Your dick was so perfect and long and you played my butt like jazz. With poison, skill, and willingness to improvise.

SPEAKER_14 1:48:21

Let's get to work.

SPEAKER_08 1:48:23

Nine o'clock in the morning. We finished the first season of The Boys. We get the whole homelander, you know, you guys are the heroes. You guys really are the real heroes. Yada yada yada, dark room, eyelasers, rock the Caspa. I've seen it a hundred times. Followed up with the boys, the boys, the boys will be boys, you know, they're in a hotel. We get a little title card shot. Billy's fronting, he's lying, mother's milk is trying to talk out the side of his mouth. I've seen it a hundred times. Then Mallory gets a scene after like eight episodes of saying where you know Mother's Milk will be like, yo, Billy! That's what happened with Mallory's son. And then French be like, oh, Mallory's son. That's what happened with all. And then uh Hugh big, what happened with Mallory's son? We finally see Mallory. Mallory says something to Billy. She's like, Yeah, this is this is kind of crazy. You and Yui are pretty nuts. Who's Mallory's son? I know they said it a thousand times. I don't even remember. Uh I guess he's some guy who died before the first episode happened.

SPEAKER_07 1:49:14

Do we get any closure on that, or is that just some superfluous detail?

SPEAKER_08 1:49:17

I think it's some ancillary character who means nothing.

SPEAKER_07 1:49:20

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:49:21

Then we get A-Train, the fucking fastest man alive. And he's on crutches, mind you. But uh I don't know, he's like crashing out in some footlocker where it's a some dumb scene where some guy sees A-Train and he's familiar with who A-Train is, but he doesn't recognize A-Train until someone else in the other section of the store, the footlocker, is recording it. They're recording A Train. He's like, Oh shit, no wait, why would someone record some random guy on crutches? That must actually be A Train.

SPEAKER_07 1:49:48

So stupid.

SPEAKER_08 1:49:49

So then he's like, Oh shit. Pretty dumb scene. Um, A Train gets mad, you know, he's all he's all no like, Oh, now you know I'm A Train, so now you care that I'm A Train. I've seen it a thousand times. Billy and Yui, they uh duke it out for like a minute, feels kind of forced. Not sure how really called was going on. I think he was like maybe annoyed about I don't know, Robin maybe or something.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:10

Huey was saying something like, you know, I don't understand why you call people constant twants. That was the last episode.

SPEAKER_08 1:50:15

This is like some new fight. Oh, okay. Yeah, this is more like that was that old school Yui Billy uh beef. This is that new school Yui Billy beef.

SPEAKER_05 1:50:23

I gotcha.

SPEAKER_08 1:50:24

Then we get to the best part of the episode, the deep. He listens to REM. You know, he shaves his chest, he buzzes off the hair from his head. We've all been there. That's me after any good breakup, you know, bare ass right to the camera.

SPEAKER_07 1:50:34

What do you think was the better uh head shaving scene? The deep or Shane from the Walking Dead.

SPEAKER_08 1:50:39

Uh I'd say probably the deep, because while Shane from the Walking Dead was filmed better with the whole steam in the background, the crazy look in the mirror. You know what Shane was missing? His butt. The bare ass to the camera. Exactly. The deep just going, no speedo, not trying to tan his cheeks. Looked pretty good, just bear facing us. Beautiful physique. Yeah, phenomenal. Honestly, aspirational. Then it's Yui and Starlight, they're having a chat within a church. Kind of weird because you think Annie Silicone would have like caused her to burst up into flames when she walked through the threshold. That's fine. Apparently, God doesn't front upon that anymore. Then so that's all like Yui. I know we had this talk in this church for some reason, but like, get away from me. And then Yui's kind of in a real like in control, dominant male, you know, machismo kind of way. He sort of just says, You want me to go? Oh yeah, no, I'll see you. Machismo, no, he does the George Michael walk. He does not be set. Yeah, this the the fucking um the peanuts walk. Yeah, exactly. That's not true. But most guys, you know, girl says, I want you to fucking go. Most guys are like, no, stop. They mash the emotional intensity of the woman. Okay, I get your side. He just gives up. Actually, like, oh, you want me to leave? You said it. He turns around, he walks away. What happens on his third, fourth, fifth step? She's like, no, I want to come back. No, no. She's like, uh, Mango, Chris Katan on SNL. No, please come back. Leave me. Do not come back.

SPEAKER_06 1:52:00

Get out of here. No, come back, please come back.

SPEAKER_08 1:52:02

I love you so much, you know? Yeah. So he takes two steps away from her. Uh Annie January, aka Chris Katan's Mango. She calls back for Huey. Yue turns back. Pretty typical, you know. Girl says, Leave, she wants you to stay. Because, you know, girls only say hate you to the guys that they love. I know, I know. The highs, the lows, it comes, it goes. You say, be real, I try. Now they're at the point in the makeup period where they're both gonna like kind of have this implicit, like, hey, I wish the best for you. But then like one of them will send the other person, like, made me think of you. Some random like meme they saw while scrolling. Like, hey, yeah. Remember that one time? Reminisce back on this little situation ship they had? Uh, A-Train, you know, he's getting a workout in. We actually is that A-Train is pulling a train. His brother is absolutely furious, but think about this classic Kripke writing. A-Train is pulling a train.

SPEAKER_07 1:52:54

You want to talk about deep? That's pretty deep.

SPEAKER_08 1:52:56

That's pretty deep. That's the kind of shit Kripke only Kripke and Kripke alone can even comprehend. Yeah, when we watched the show the first time, I didn't even know that was his brother. Right, I just thought it was his trainer.

SPEAKER_07 1:53:05

I thought it was just his trainer.

SPEAKER_08 1:53:07

Apparently, I guess like in Talia Gonites, the legendary key Bobby, I guess Michael Clark Duncan was Will Farrell's brother. Yeah, his older brother, yeah. Yeah, and I guess Mr. Miyagi was Daniel LaRusso's brother. I guess Chow Young Fat, he was Sean William Scott's brother.

SPEAKER_07 1:53:24

Yeah, his older brother.

SPEAKER_08 1:53:25

In uh uh Bullproof Monk. Bullproof monk, yeah. That's weird. I kind of thought there was a trainer thing, and I guess like A trainer for A-Train. A trainer for A-Train. That's pretty good. Turns out this is A-Train's brother, not just his trainer. He's real good at walking on two feet. I hope he never loses that ability. Then we meet Stan Edgar at like some little gala party thing. Uh who cares? Move on. Then I don't know. Maybe I just don't understand like the understated subtlety of the difference in female ages. Maybe a guy who's 25 versus a guy who's 35 is like different than a girl who's 25 and a girl who's 35. Because all of a sudden, Queen Mae is standing there bright-eyed and bushy tail, saying she used to be just like Starlight, and how she really let herself go, and how she she used to have an ass you could bounce a quarter off of, but now she's just like this old hag, and she's saying how Starlight I used to be a wonder kin like you. If this is her let go, I can only imagine how she used to be. I know. But it was the first scene in the whole entire first season where I actually now complicitly say I do remember Queen May speaking.

SPEAKER_17 1:54:30

Okay. Yeah, she spoke a lot.

SPEAKER_08 1:54:32

I know she's a character. She talked to uh Starlight about like being how like, oh, it's hard being you, it's even harder being me or something like that. I'm so ugly and disgusting now. It it was kind of in one ear, out the other. Then it was more uh Madeline's still well, you know, she starts tonguing Homelander. Made me start to sit a little well, a little unwell, actually.

SPEAKER_07 1:54:51

Really unwell? I felt I felt pretty fucking good actually.

SPEAKER_08 1:54:53

I felt a little uncomfortable. Like my you know, my um my briefs got tighter. Okay, I gotcha. She then tells him to take off his pants. Turns out Homelander's a one pump chump. I think he was self-conscious about it.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:03

Yeah, what's the bigger twist? That Homelander created this supercharged jihadi or that fucking Homelander can't hold his juice. Yeah. That's more shocking to me.

SPEAKER_08 1:55:12

I thought Homelander was much I honestly, you put a gun to my head, I don't say Homelander is much more like fucks for four hours, then says, Listen, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna come. Yeah, I can't finish tonight. I'm sorry. I thought Homelander had a mental block about coming. Turns out it's the most greased free lanes of all time. The ball is scooted down. It's a strike every time.

SPEAKER_07 1:55:30

She p she she got on top of it and he was done. Yeah, which is a good one. I don't think he pumped and he cried almost.

SPEAKER_08 1:55:35

He didn't yeah, and then she crushed his head and she called him a sweet boy and he was hooked. Little does she know though, when she said she was proud of him and how he's like a real good boy and whatnot, she actually entirely uh surrendered and gave up the pussy, which means she gave up the power of the pussy. And it seems like Homelander now got it, and he's ready to, you know, beat it, you know, hit it and quit it like a drum. He's gone. He's ready to go on. Turns out her Hail Mary was not answered. She's not Roger Stahlbach. She should have not thrown it, and she probably should have kept, you know, edging him a little longer. Just a little bit. Turns out his obsession was a little on the surface. Uh so yeah, you know, they pretend to bond. She's like, you know, she's kind of between a rock and a hard place. Homelander says it very clearly. Hey, don't lie to me. What did she do? Immediately lie to him, instantaneously. What a feminine urge she succumbed to. And he's done with her. Uh he doesn't care what she has to say. The whole, oh, this bullshit, miscarriage, propaganda, he doesn't believe it. Mmm, bully are you fat. Homelander's done with her. Then Yui gets face fucked by Frenchie and mother's milk real quick. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_07 1:56:37

I if I was an actor, I don't we've seen so many things now where other people just let people show their fingers in their mouth. I don't understand how that's just a thing that happens all the fucking time.

SPEAKER_08 1:56:46

Sometimes Yui's the girl, sometimes mother milk's the girl. That's hot. I get it. No, it seems like Huey's just always the girl in this scenario. And he's getting double-teamed by Frenchie and Mother's Milk. Yui, after getting his face fucked, uh, he's hanging out with Frenchie, he's hanging out with mother's milk. They're behind a barrier. Mother's Milk decides to go run in, pick up this oriental girl. He gets her, brings her back. Huey's shooting, which is kind of dumb because they've established that Yui's just this big gamer nerd type. So you think he'd be able to like have a little bit s uh providing support cover, you know, a little bit of cover fire. Yeah, a little bit. He can't do it. Doesn't matter though, though, because thankfully his girlfriend's here, and as she said so eloquently, I'm a fucking superhero, Huey. I don't really care. But A Train's here. It's time for the big showdown. Finally, you know, it's time for Huey to get revenge, to avenge his precious Robin. Something, something, something, something, something. Uh A-Train loves Popclaw a ton. Then he suddenly has a heart attack, and for some reason you think, like, hey, crisis adverted my mortal enemy, the guy who ran through my girlfriend, and not even like a sexual way. He just ran through her physically, like literally ran through her. I'm not gonna provide him, you know, chest compressions, and I'm about to step away from mouth to mouth.

SPEAKER_07 1:57:54

I honestly remember when we watched the resource, I thought he was dead here. Yeah, well, I was stunned to see him in season.

SPEAKER_08 1:57:58

That's one thing each season does is they tell you they're gonna kill A-Train.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:02

Yeah, isn't every season an end of the thing? Yeah, so we can see the same storyline over and over again. That seemed nothing credible, though.

SPEAKER_08 1:58:09

Yeah, the whole slow motion, him running by, her doing the whole electricity shots, him zooming. That was all cool. I did agree. That looked awesome. It was shot well. It looked ridiculously well.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:17

And we keep talking about how the show just drops things. I what I don't think they have a scene early.

SPEAKER_08 1:58:22

Season two is like, hey, here's Stormfront in the woods and Ryan's angry.

SPEAKER_07 1:58:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:58:26

Then we got Homelander, you know, he we're back in the house with Stillwell. Homelander's teasing on Billy. He's talking about how Becca came three times. She says she came three times. You never went three times, Bill. He's furious. He feels he feels attacked personally. He remembers Becca telling him that she's na she's actually never come three times in a row. So him making her come once is like a whole entire feat.

SPEAKER_17 1:58:47

And he only had the one time.

SPEAKER_08 1:58:49

Homelander is Homelander a liar. Let's think about this for a second. Let's let's pontificate, right? We saw Homelander 20 minutes ago have sex with Stillwell. That seemed like very boring sex. That seemed like very, very, very lackluster sex. Is that because Homelander got lied to beforehand so he had like a mental block and he couldn't perform to his soup abilities, or is he lying when he's talking about how he made Rebecca have cows jump over the moon thrice? I think he's lying. I think he's lying too. I think I I don't think she came even once. But uh John Homelander, he's not fucking around. He's Colin Farrell, he's the penguin. He sees that in his case, his Vic is Elizabeth Shu. She's his weak spot. Not gonna have any of those. He lasers her fucking head off, right? All because what did she do? Shoe lied to him. In my opinion, I don't even say you like Elizabeth Shu. You're really enjoying her performance. You thought she was good. You were impressed. You were like, this is the best I've seen her since leaving Las Vegas. I feel like Homelander, based on that, you know, he gave her a chance, he said, Hey, we just fucked, we crossed that path. Can we be honest? She lied, you should have flipped the bitch. Laser her fucking head off, you know? You can do it, you can do it. Lasers, lasers, lasers, you know, lupe fiasco, you know, bye-bye, shoe, shoe, bye-bye. You're gonna miss her. Yeah, a little bit.

SPEAKER_07 2:00:00

I think I mean I like how he kills her. I think the ending scene's actually really great, especially because I like that the baby's there crying the entire time. It's a tense scene. I think it's great how he just turns around and kills her. I wish she was in the next episode.

SPEAKER_08 2:00:10

Suddenly, wakey wakey, homelander, in fact, saves Billy for some reason. For some unexplained, silly reason, he saves Billy, and then here's our introduction to fake Ryan. Fake Ryan. Not the real Ryan.

SPEAKER_07 2:00:21

Fake Ryan sucks.

SPEAKER_08 2:00:22

Fake Ryan does you know what's crazy? Real Ryan also sucks.

SPEAKER_07 2:00:25

Yeah, real Ryan's terrible.

SPEAKER_08 2:00:27

Turns out real Ryan is God's gift to God when you compare him to fake Ryan. And I also love how the kid's eyes flash, which I'll tell you doesn't make sense to season two. No, it does not. Season two, he's like, wait, I have I have powers.

SPEAKER_07 2:00:40

Yeah, since he's doing it when he pushes him off the fucking roof. He's not shocked by it.

SPEAKER_08 2:00:43

Good anything though. Sets up for season two, but again, it's like, well, I know that Ryan thing was a dumb little just motif for no real reason. That wasn't thought out. You recast the kid, and it's like, if you didn't, if you weren't sure about who you cast, how about this guy's over-the-shoulder shot? Kid looking at Homelander, don't see his face, no random eye flashing, don't denigrate your next season that's ready to come.

SPEAKER_07 2:01:04

They should just had Homelander on his knee playing Ryan for the back shot. So it's like, oh, it's obviously Homelander's gun. John Homelander Jr.

SPEAKER_08 2:01:11

It's just on his knees and looks tiny. That'd be cool. Like tiptoes. Yeah, exactly. First season, though, honestly, I know it's not gonna get better, but I kind of really dig it. I kind of really dug it. I kind of thought it was great, actually.

SPEAKER_07 2:01:21

Kind of thought it was awesome. And this is a pretty solid end the with the opening scene with Homelander with the glowing red eyes and the shadow. That's shot so well. Yeah, better than I ever come. You know what it felt like? It felt like very Remington steel. Between that opening scene, the slow-mo scene with A train, the tension of sit well, it's all Remington Steel. It's so Remington Steel. I've never seen anything. This is more Remington Steel than Remington.

SPEAKER_08 2:01:42

Then Remington Steel. Yeah. Season two though. Will it live up to it?

SPEAKER_16 2:01:45

Eh.

SPEAKER_08 2:01:46

We'll see.

SPEAKER_16 2:01:48

Mutually assured.

SPEAKER_10 2:01:57

Webweaver wants you to stop leaving. Safe rocks, safe rock, safe watch.

SPEAKER_12 2:02:05

And and how do you, you know, provide hope when you're so distrustful of leaders? And so, uh, you know, I think just the point we're making with her is it's not easy. You know, like real change and real hope is hard and scary and and takes small steps, but that's what it really takes. The the big sweeping gestures are bullshit.

SPEAKER_16 2:02:29

We have complete faith in the American legal system to get things right, like it always does.

SPEAKER_15 2:02:39

I sit my swollen clit on your stupid nasty face and piss like a skunk. Yes?

SPEAKER_16 2:02:49

Yes! Oh! Every strong, independent woman knows there comes a day when she needs to leave home.

SPEAKER_12 2:02:56

But um, but you know, I we just thought that was a really interesting psychological exploration of of you spend your whole life as this character, you know, that that ended up being owned by this corporation, and then and then you finally break free of it, and you can be yourself.

SPEAKER_01 2:03:58

Hi, little insta, hi little twice, hi little shiny insta, hi, sucker.